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What's up guys?
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What happened? Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I got three emails from the Department of Veterans affairs. So I was just looking for the top one. That's on me.
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Gotcha. All right. Oh, Mike, you look super enthused this morning. Jimmy, is your mic working or do you not have a mic?
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I have a mic. Can you hear me okay?
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Yeah, I can hear you now. What you got? You got great drink. You got purple drink.
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Mike, I got.
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Here, put this picture to. Put the picture up.
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Okay, got it. I go, what you got there, Mike? You got purple drink. What you drinking, Mike? And Jimmy's like, I got this.
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I guess I gotta change my name.
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Dude, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I. I gotta put the headphones in so I can hear better. That's.
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That's 100 clear. But the lights.
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Hold on.
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The lights.
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Oh, it does?
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Okay, background lights.
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All right, let me go to the comments, see who's in here. Unc with that perp. Why is Mike's drink neon? And is it the lights? Yeah, yeah. Mike literally fights for his life every podcast.
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I'm just here. I'm just here so I don't get fired.
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I. I'm a terrible. I'm a terrible. I'm a terrible addition. I don't know why you guys put up with me.
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Do you?
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Get there, get there, get there.
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Dude, this guy is bothering me.
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Which one?
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That guy from Milwaukee. Oh.
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What'S he want?
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Want to come on the show again?
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He already came on the show.
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He's like, you guys doing that Thursday show. He's in town like next week or two weeks. Oh, I don't know that he fits the night shift, though, man. I don't know.
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Will he be in during the day?
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No, he's here. Let me get it. I ignore. Ignored his email. Hold on. Where is it?
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Mike, you're so mean.
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Do you get a lot of emails from people soliciting, like, trying to come on the show?
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Yeah, they're like, from agencies, like. Yeah, yeah.
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Authors.
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Like, oh, this guy.
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This guy jumped out of an airplane and wrote a book.
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Yeah, but. Wrote a book about how he builds tables and cable industry in the. In the u. S. It's like.
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Yeah, the 16th or 21st this month. He's in St. Pete. Patrick O'. Donnell.
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Jimmy, were you here when he was here?
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I don't think so.
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Right around the time.
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Yeah, a little. The guy with the book. He wrote a book. Little short, stubby guy with glasses.
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Yeah, dude. Yeah, that. That Milwaukee accent.
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Right? Brent was gone because I co hosted.
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Yeah, Brent was gone. So that's why. I think if it was. It was at the very beginning of when you were here.
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Jimmy, maybe. Jimmy had been on, and then it was when he wasn't permanent yet.
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I'm trying to think, man. Dude, the. The last seven months have been a. A light speed run.
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Yeah, that's true.
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It's been wild. I just realized it was a year ago today that I built. Not Trump's wall. I built the wall behind me for the beginning of the podcast.
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When did I come on your show? Mike?
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We're coming up on it. I just purchased. I saw the. My time hop, which is the app I use that goes Back all the years and shows me all the devastating history of my life was a year ago. I built the backdrop. So I had not started it yet, and I hadn't. I just ordered. I hadn't even ordered my equipment yet. So we're going. March, I think, is when I lost. I lost the page February 27th of last year.
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We talked about it.
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First copilot. Yeah, I lost the first Cotville page February 27th.
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Year.
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On the beginning of this miserable thing I decided to do.
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It's fun, isn't it? It's great.
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It's awesome.
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Super fun.
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I got people some patches.
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Hey, Mike, I got a question.
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Shoot.
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Can we put a number three at the end of that war hat, you know, so. Or like, underneath it so we can have like a Dale warhead?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Technically, you're part of Patreon.
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He doesn't. There's no way to fit the three into the word war.
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I know.
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No, I can put a three on it. Simple. Simple. I could do it right now. AI will do it for me.
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Just so everybody on Patreon knows, by the way, you can send this link to your friends or if somebody that isn't Patreon, but you guys want them to be, it's just not listed on our site. On our.
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Charge them. Tell them to sell you $5 for the link.
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But I've been forgetting to tell people that the link works. So you can send it to anybody and they can watch it live or AF the live. But. But it's just not going to be listed on our YouTube. So if you guys know, you guys recruiting people to be like, yo, dude, check out this podcast.
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Check out these homos.
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I got. I got this.
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Check out the failing podcast.
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So, yeah, let's jump into that, Man. That was a super growl.
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We have to go.
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I. I don't like watching fat doughboys talk. And I really enjoyed watching you verbally, you know, oh, my God, make fun of that little tortilla roll.
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And here's my two cents. That's all I got left. Somebody. I saw a couple of comments where I got glazing over you like messing with you about saying something about it. But that's like walking into somebody's pizza joint going, I hope this place burns down and your whole family goes hungry and your business fails. That's basically what they're saying.
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Yeah, because he. What I mean, to me, I love living in the world of analogies. My wife hates it. But I was like, this is the same as like, yo, dude, somebody shoves you or swings at you or. And you're the bigger man. You're like, dude, get the out of here, man. But that's the equivalent. What he said is being spit on. Like, I. Dude, I glazed by comments all day long, people hating on us. But what he did is he came out of his way and said fast.
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Didn't move fast out of his way because he's fat. But he did.
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But. And I'm like, dude, there's no way this guy. Dude, I. And then people were like, man, autistic. And I'm like, man, he looks.
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He looks like he could be on the spectrum. I'm gonna. I'm gonna say that.
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And his.
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Oh.
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What I was gonna do is I was gonna read. He sent us some more messages, and I didn't read them because I cooked them last night and I went to bed. Let's see here. Here we go. Okay. I said, good night, fatty. Can you guys read it? He said, kick. Give me attention, dumb. I own you. It's so easy. And then he's like, sad little man. He just keep. You could. I mean, I'm not trying to brag that I got under his skin, but. Hey, bro, all said people that are mentally healthy and have a following like you don't respond to dipshits like me on the Internet the way you did. I'm not taking back a single word I said. I still think you're a douchebag, but I really hope all is well in your head, brother. Seriously, I'm not sure if you're struggling, trying to catch a dopamine hit from the Internet, bickering with me. Either way, I don't give a. I just hope you're doing okay, man.
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He deletes all the comments now. There's one. Yeah, I've commented on his page a bunch of times, and he's just going in there deleting them. And I. I get. He's there, every one of them here. I get what he's saying. So. But like I said, it's. It's.
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You're gonna learn today, son.
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No, you know, it's not. It's. You don't pick on people. And it's. I don't think you picked on him. It's. It's. It's. He comes on to the df, spitting. I think it's worse. Like, I hope your entire business fails and I hope your family goes homeless and you.
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You're. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's what I attributed to it. That's exactly Your friends that have gone out, like when I stuck their neck out for you, or doing this all for dirt cheap. You're sitting here telling all of your employees and your co hosts and the other owner that it's gonna work. Trust me, I'm trying. Like, they put all your trust in you, and then somebody comes and says, I hope it fails.
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Well, then they followed up with, what does it say? I hope your mental health's okay. I hope your business fails. I hope your family goes hungry. I hope everything in your world dies in your podcast. But main man, I hope your brain's okay. That's a, that's quite the message. Either be a dick. I respect the dick. Stay the dick the whole way. Go to the, go to the, that reel that really posted last night. And it's the top comment.
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I'm looking at it.
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Shooter McGavin or some, I don't know what the. His name is.
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Shooter McMillan. Yeah, this one.
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Yeah. If you notice, zero, he deletes all the comments because I asked him to run yards, run 100 yards, do 10 push ups and then shoot at something. Not move that's moving. Not just standing there.
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Anybody can work the trigger like this. If you've jerked off enough.
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You as fat as he is and as much weight as he's holding, it's real easy with that recoil. There's very little recoil and you know, 250 fat, you know.
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No, I, I just like, I, I'm, I am crafting what I want to say in my head because send it. Like, I, I wasn't, I wasn't, I was, listen, I was praying before the show. Like, I was like, I need to be a good employee. I. And the first thing I did was up Mike. Like, I was like, I, I need to be a good employee. I need to do a good job, Lord. And then I, I, I saw this again and yo, you, bro, you, dude. Like, you don't live rent free. In my head, you're just one of those guys that's like an epic hater. And because you know you'll never be this. So you look at it and you go, I want you to fail. Because I can never actually be this. All I can do is work the trigger finger this fast. But I can't do it to my wife, bro. I can't do it to her. Nope. I just gotta go do it on the range. You fat piece of.
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You.
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Probably never put on a badge. Probably never put on a uniform window. Yeah, yeah. All my Christianity pray lessons.
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Just pray less and think Less. And just say that, Jimmy. I just want you to say that. Don't even think about it. Send it.
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You know, I. I mean, Mike tells me all the time, I just need Jimmy to be.
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Jimmy. Send it. Send it, dude. Hey, we can clean up. We can clean up the mess. That's easy. We all been through the mess.
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Yeah, you're not even the N word. Call them the N word.
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It's actually worse than that because, like, at least the SWAT cops that I after, like, actually have to do the job once in a while. You stand out in a gravel pit that you. I guarantee you, you didn't dig. Probably don't even know how to operate any heavy machinery. And you pull the trigger really fast. I mean, look at you, bro. Look at your stance, dude. Like. Like, okay, I can pull the trigger really fast at a target that's six yards away. You know what I actually did, though?
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You know what?
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You know what I actually did, though? I shot at real humans that were 600 yards away, and I drilled them, dude. Dude, that's what I did. You're gonna tell me that I. I have to. You hope I fail you? Dude, you probably you. The only thing that you've ever risked in your life was getting a scab on your. From how much you jerk it off.
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There it is. There we go.
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There it is.
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Sorry.
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All split times are fast on stolen land.
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Yeah, so. I mean. And he never. And I knew it. Just. You can tell by. I'm trying to bring awareness to these SF fanboys. They're all overweight and they're all shooters. Have you ever noticed that they're all overweight and they're shooters. And I go, you've never served a day in your life in any capacity. I'll take Boy Scouts, dude. I'll take jrtc. I'll take something. Nope. Never. Nothing.
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I was jrtc.
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Yeah, exactly.
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No, I wasn't.
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Me too.
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I was. I wasn't j. What the.
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Yeah, I would.
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Jrtc.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You.
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I went to joint Ready. I went to military school.
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I'm. Did it work?
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I went into the military.
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But. Yeah.
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And then when they get called out, it's like, oh, why would you stoop that level? And. And you know what? If I responded to every negative comment, I would have even less time on earth, like, to deal with it. But now that one deserved it. I mean, there's some times when they don't deserve it, but he deserved it. And then the gas light even makes better. Like, the whole, hope your mental health's okay. After I just wished you died. Seriously, bro, I think you're a douchebag, but I hope you're okay.
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I mean it, dude. I guarantee you, like, the only thing that you have in life is. Is to look at us and. And hate on us. I. I would love to be a fly on the wall in that relationship that you have as you whoop the. Out of your wife because the pot. The. The pot pie is not hot enough.
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Allegedly.
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Allegedly. Allegedly.
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Yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, I can't. There's just some comments that are just so full hate. I had to address them. And I guarantee you he will think next. He will think twice next time he goes to do that.
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Yeah, he's got to delete his comments every 15 minutes.
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He's gonna be like, damn, dude, I should not have said that. And if I have to be the one to help him learn this, then I. So be it. I will. I will assist him in this Professor.
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Professor gear today. Are you a professor? You're teaching?
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I am Tyler, son. Hold on, dude. Dude, I mean, like, I. I teach lesson.
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You teach lesson to him. Comment on. Comment off. Comment on.
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Come on, guys. Kevin Peach is calling me. Kevin Peach is calling me right now.
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Can answer it.
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Okay.
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Not easy. Don't, don't, don't.
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We'll say, hey, you're live.
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Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, Obviously he might throw a.
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Gypsy crusader quote in there or something.
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Yeah, yeah, dude, you're live, by the way. Like, we're live right now. Yeah, dude, that's wild. I know. Let me just explain something real quick. How in the. Do you join the Marine Corps? Okay? It wasn't like nowadays where you join for college and for, you know, the benefits like these little pussies are doing back then. You joined to go to war.
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Yeah.
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Gears, we're talking about the communist dude.
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Dude, this is Kevin. Kevin hates US Marine Corvette guy. He hates him.
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I don't dislike. I don't. I don't mind him. I like him. I like him.
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Slap in the face.
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I like.
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I. I mean. I mean, dude, I told. I said we should throw him out of a helicopter yesterday. So you don't hate.
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Be nice. You prayed this morning thing.
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I disagreed with you on the fact that, like, deployment was, like, I got to deploy to a pretty hectic place when I was in Italy, because I was right there. Yeah, we need you. We need. Like that. But, yes, a real deployment is a real deployment. Yes. But strategically thinking, the America puts, you know, troops in certain places for.
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Yeah, America first.
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But this liberal just just burn your uniforms. But then you fact you put USMC veteran but you are against war. You in the world that need and deserve a 223 in the head brother.
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You.
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You cook cook bro.
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Cook cook.
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That just pisses me off. Somebody else wore the same uniform as me and pretty much just spits in the face. Anybody who went to war you dude.
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They got to take care of their own bro.
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But you were in that situation and you probably had the chance of going because everybody did at that time to go and you probably pushed you the out. That's exactly what I said. That's exactly what I said two times to go to combat and it wasn't even my unit. But I guess I'll go because I'd rather go than a brand new guy. This dude more dodge is what the he did you. That's it. That's all I wanted to say. Love you guys. Talk to you later. Peach will talk. Peach coming in hot.
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Yeah dude. And we get Mike, I want to get your opinion on this. Some people express issues with us giving him a platform. This gentleman says and yet you're giving him a platform with a link to his profile. Someone else said I have it saved on my phone so I'll rather than find it. They went on a bigger spiel and said running out of content. So you have to interview like this. Unreal. Have me on the show. What I will say that's different about. About this guy and Ryan right here that's being shown on the screen is that Ryan never once talked to us like that. He threw jabs. But I. I can't explain the jabs were.
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They were obvious jokes like poking fun. My take on it is like we always say if we. If we all. If we sit here and just bring on. Well, what did you join the military for? You know? Why. Why did you become a cop? No, it just gets real old. Like you have to bring. And in order to generate conversation you have to have the alternate side of everything involved now. You have to. You have to. So this guy was a military guy. He's in. He's in our wheelhouse. He does. He did everything we did and then something happened and something changed and he has an alternate view is it and he can have it actually have an adult conversation about it as well. He's not out setting buildings on fire and throwing tear gas at cops which.
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Some people said anything hateful to us never said.
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He's jabby, jokey, whatever. It's all good.
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This guy says running out of content. So you have to interview retards like this. Unreal. Have me on the show.
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Who is it? Let's have them on.
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Yeah, well, I mean, what are we gonna do? Like you said, tell us why you joined the Marine Corps. And again, I'm not on anybody. But no, Like, I just don't know. Like, this guy was invited on the show. Ryan was, because we wanted a different opinion and he was super respectful. And. Yeah, I'll bring up at the end of the day.
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I mean, his mission is to help vet.
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Yeah, his.
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His take on things, obviously, is far different. But I mean, we, us three can't agree on everything at all. So, I mean, I don't have a problem having somebody who wants to. Has the balls to sit in front of a camera and have an educated dialogue about whatever it is. So.
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And I mean, and I will say this on the flip side, I'm trying to understand all people. Like, I don't want to say people like Jimmy or Matt even express. It's almost like a communist on. Is like, almost to some people, just under Having a pedophile on like Jimmy. I could tell Matt included Matt Orkin, the suit. Like, really not a big fan of communists. Like, a little bit. What'd you say? I wouldn't say rub the wrong way, Jimmy, but you were. You're. You're not happy that he. Like, I don't want to say you're not happy that we had a communist on the show. I want to say you'd dislike communists a lot.
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I don't think communists are human, and I think they should be thrown out of helicopters because if they had their way, they would line us all up against the wall and shoot us. Communism them all. It's never worked. It's pie in the sky. And anybody that thinks like that has something significantly wrong with their brain, as evidenced by the fact that he joined the United States Marine Corps and is somehow dodged through the brainwashing and turned into a pacifist. You, dude, you want me throw. You want me lined up against the wall and shot? I want you thrown out of a helicopter.
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But does he. Does he. Because somebody brought up a good point. They said, a communist that's never been to a communist country. Got you. Do you think that maybe he's a little misinformed about communism?
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No, no, no, I. I don't think you're. You're misinformed because the history exists. You can go read it. Anybody that has a brain in their head that doesn't read is. There's A difference between people who read history and people who talk about philosophy. He looks at communism as a philosophy. I look at communism through the lens of what actually happens, and here's what happens every single time it gets implemented. I got about Cuba today. Cuba's gonna die, bro. Cuba's gonna die. It's gonna stop being a communist country because they stopped living off the teat of capitalism. We cut them off from their oil. They're. Communism exists. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, bro, but here's the thing.
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If we, if we just sit here and say communist sucks, take our word for it. Why not bring a guy on who has those views and people hear what he has to say and listen to it, and then they go, man, this guy is really coming some really stupid. After I hear this guy's version, I'm not calling him stupid. I'm just saying to hear his version of what he thinks is correct. And then they go, man, these guys aren't just on that idea. Here's a guy saying it out loud, and I hear him saying, I go, man, you know, I think that's dumb. Or, I agree with him. Maybe, I don't know. Maybe you do. But to. For us to just sit here and go, you should believe this. You should believe that. Take our word for it. Here's a guy that thinks completely on the other end of the spectrum. We're gonna bring them on. You hear him talk, and then you go, yeah, I really think that is stupid. After hearing it or whatever, whatever you may think, but you have to give them. And within reason, you have to give people, you know, I'm never gonna have a pedophile on, but you have to give people a reason, within reason to talk about what they believe in and then say, yeah, we totally disagree. And that's kind of what Internet is about and podcasts are about. Unless you go, hey, buddy.
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I, I jumped. I'm a SF guy.
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Like, I don't know, maybe like that.
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I, I agree with you 100%. I, I prefer the Socratic method. I prefer the. The opportunity for the public discourse in the public forum. Let's bring the ideas to light. Let the best idea rise to the top. Totally agree with that. Right up until the point that you start saying that anybody, anybody that is an enemy of your ideology is going to have to get killed.
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When did he say that?
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Did he say that?
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No, that's. That. No, that's communism.
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Oh, okay.
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Maybe he's. Maybe he's diet communist Google where that is. Because I feel like I kind of feel like that's.
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I'm. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it up for you. I'm gonna read the direct quote for you. So you guys continue to talk.
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Is there like a communist doctrine or something?
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It is. Anybody who is an enemy of the revolution is going to have to be removed by force. I think that's basically the quote. It's a Leninist.
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Quote.
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I'll find it and I'll read it to you. Okay, but give me a minute.
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What I was gonna say is, I mean, Heather brought up a good point that, that, you know, can you get rid of him? Huh?
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Can you get rid of that dude play on the screen?
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Yeah, sorry.
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I've looked at you too many times.
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I'm trying. I'm having to run comments and.
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Let'S do it all.
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Okay, so Heather brought up a good point that Elizabeth Lane came on the show and pretty much all over our country. And I will say that I never really made clips other than that joke clip that I thought was funny. I have clips, but it's a lot of like SF bro talk stuff. And I didn't really want to like post too much of that. So they're made, but. So I don't know if maybe we're just focusing on Instagram comments be on this reel because we didn't release anything where she kind of on our country on Instagram because I'm sure people would have commented on it.
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But when you're ready, I'm gonna read you a bunch of quotes.
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Okay, go ahead.
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So Karl Marx, who is the, you know, the. The ideological birth father of communism. There is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified, and concentrated. And that is the way of revolutionary terror. Karl Marx, again, we have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When your turn comes, we shall not make excuses for your terror. Yeah. Vladimir Lenin. Why should freedom of speech and freedom of the press be allowed? Why should a government which is doing what it believes to be right allow itself to be criticized? I would not allow this opposition. And by lethal force of weapons, ideas are much more fatal things than guns. I mean, I can go on. Okay. Communism is about killing people for the wrong idea. I just don't.
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I didn't hear any of that in those things. And those are also just communists making statements. Those aren't. There's no, like, communist doctrine that says in order to be a. Karl Marx.
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Is the Guy that started communism. That is communist doctrine. You, you cannot separate one from the other. And to do so is to separate the enemy from the lies that, that you get told yourself. I'm sorry, communism is about, I think.
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There'S an ability, I think you can say that somebody's wrong and they, but your ideology is wrong. But to say, well, that person wants to kill me. Because we have different ideologies. I mean, I've met tons of. We, we talk about Jews all the time. I met tons of Jews that are just normal people and they just go to a synagogue every Sunday or whatever they do and they don't, although they're Jewish. We can go and find things out of the Jewish Bible that says we spit on Christians and Christians or send sons of state or whatever they say. At the end of the day there's people that, yes, that's their religion, that's their ideology and it is wrong and they're wrong, but they don't have those intentions.
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So I feel like I, I'm sorry.
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Girl that identifies with communism at that point in her life, are you going.
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To be like, you want me kill me?
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No, no.
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She needs to understand that she is espousing an ideology that does want that because that is its ultimate goal. Okay, Just because she's saying I don't want to kill you, she is moving the ball down the field to the people who actually do want to do that. Because that is the ultimate goal of communism. Don't kid yourself, it is about killing you. Even though the person that's wrapping it up in a flowery bow and telling you it's, it's democratic socialism, they still want to line you up against the wall and shoot you. That's the ultimate goal and you've got to understand that. I'm sorry, we're not in a world where we can, we can have these conversations with you.
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They said saying a 19 year old college student that identifies a communism wants to stand you against the wall and shoot you. I feel like.
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No, what I'm saying is she is espousing an ideology that wants to do that. That is what she's doing. So she's either complicit with it or she's too stupid to read it and understand it. Either way, she's my enemy. Period, point blank. I'm sorry, I'm not playing any games anymore. Communists deserve to be thrown out of helicopters, period. I don't care.
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How are we going to have Ryan part of the network if you want to kill him? He didn't Want to kill you.
A
He would. He's espousing a. An ideology that wants to kill me. I'm gonna have to go at it same way. Yeah. You know, I mean, understand that they.
B
Can make posts about each other and shirts and stuff.
A
I want you to do this thought experiment, and you're. You're.
C
You're the problem.
A
The problem that you have, Tyler, is that you live in a rational world that's built on Christ. Christian ideology.
C
Oh, damn. You're gonna tell me what's up. Let me hear it.
A
I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you what's up right now. You live in a world. You live in a good world, and you are a good man. And you. You want everybody else to live in an awful world.
C
I'm a good man in an awful world. Do you not live.
B
You're a warrior in a garden.
C
Yeah. You live in the same world I do. Right, Jimmy? We live in the same world.
A
We do live in the same world.
C
Awful or is it good?
A
It's. It's awful. But you. The world that you surround yourself. Okay, you want to. You want to pick it apart? All right, let's pick it apart. The world that you surround yourself, the world that you want, the world that you really want is a world of. Of reasonable conversation and discourse. Right or wrong.
C
When you say you. Are you saying me specifically? You're saying just in general, people drive.
A
I'm. I'm. I'm saying you specifically, but I'm using you as a. As a prop for my point.
C
Okay. I think that not wanting to surround yourself with negativity and strive for the American dream inside an awful world is pretty reasonable. But I don't know if I'm throwing down.
A
No, no. You're. You're the exact. You're the epitome of all that is good. Okay? You're Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings. Okay, I'm. I'm literally putting you up here. What you have to understand is that there are bad guys out there that don't. They don't even want to operate on that level. And you want.
C
Yeah, but I went. I went to war at 19 years old, and then I was a cop for 10 years. You don't think I know there's people out there that want me dead or want to hurt me?
A
I do. But you are having a conversation, and you are automatically looking at it from that perspective.
C
Yeah, I mean, what we're doing is we're in the entertainment sphere, so we're trying to figure out how to capitalize on really, I mean, honestly, capitalize on the awfulness of the world with somebody that actually won't do those awful things and be able to talk about it, I think is probably. If I had to, like, extrapolate it from my brain, that's my goal. That's my overall goal. You know, like, people aren't gonna really fight each other over the desk.
A
Yeah, you and I. You and me and Mike can sit down, we can have a civil conversation, and we. And, you know, we'll figure it out. Right. But there are people out there that will have a civil conversation to your face, and they will absolutely push this ball down the field until they're, until you're going right over the cliff or line up against the wall. And the. Whether or not they know that the ideology wants that, that's on them. I do know that the ideology wants that. And I'm over here trying to protect Tyler. It's Mike and going, this guy wants us dead. Don't kid yourself. Even if he does. Sergeant, I got. You got your sick. Sergeant, I don't think Jimmy's on fire watch.
B
That's why I think Tommy watch. Jimmy's on copy. Charlie's in the trees. He's dug in, man. He's got 360. He's got 360 coverage.
C
Comedy right there.
A
I, I'm, I'm. I. Listen, I've watched too much of the fat electrician yesterday. I, I, Dude, I, I, I can't stand communism. I can't. It's, it's anathema, I think.
C
I, yeah, that. And you're going really deep in it. I think I just look at it as, like, people are so stupid to think that it and the type of people that adopt it and want to live in it are the ones that are victimized by it, and they still won't change their mind. Like, they won't go like, oh, this is it never will work. This would never work.
A
Let me give you an example of communism. The admin at a police department.
C
How so? Can you elaborate a little bit more?
A
I can, absolutely. Mike, are you allowed to say what you want to say in a police. If you're a police officer?
B
No, Jimmy. Make me silent.
A
Yeah, okay. All right. Do you. Do you have to do what they want you to do or else the consequences are dire?
B
Yes, Jimmy. They put me in cage, thick thing and butt if I talk out loud.
C
I mean, what's the difference between that and military? You can't do. It's the same thing.
A
Military Is communism too. Okay, don't, don't kid yourself. It's the same thing.
C
We're going down a rabble, Jimmy.
A
Yeah, okay, right. The only difference is, is that communism espoused that all people are equal, but some people are more equal than others. Yeah, go read. Go read Animal. I mean, did you guys not read Animal Farm when you were communist?
B
I'm gonna design that shirt, my friend.
A
Pen Admin is communist. The admin is communist.
B
Yeah.
C
Mike's like, I can have that up one second. One and a half seconds.
B
Yep, shirts up.
A
Dude, I'm telling you, bro, like, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go you one further. The only communism that works is the communism in the church.
C
But that's because you're. I'm trying to. I think communism.
A
Go ahead, go ahead. Follow it down the road.
C
I think everybody wants to. That's the only type of communist mindset that everybody wants to put it before themselves. So in church, you put everything. The, the tithing, the church, the other people, you put it before yourself. And that sets up an arena where a communist mindset could work, where anywhere else in the world, government, anything, it's. Nobody's gonna put everybody before themselves. It's just not gonna happen.
A
Right? Because the ultimate goal is not the. It's not the state. It's not. It's not the people. It's who. It's Christ. Right? That, that is the, the communism that does work. It's the only one that works.
C
Right?
A
And it's not even communism, really, in the grand scheme of things. It's really just. We have a kid.
C
You're talking about the same mindset, right? Like the same frame.
A
But I am talking. Yeah, I'm talking about the mindset, right? Which is that, look, if I. If you're in my church, and I grew up in a church, and if you were in my church and, like, say you're down on your luck, and I like, hey, I've got stuff. I'll bring you food. And I'll. I'll. I've got this extra furniture. You can have it. Like, I, I, I don't want to. I don't want anything from it. I don't want a material transaction because my transaction is between me and the father, right? Yeah, that's. That's where the transaction lies. So it's still transactional, but. But in practice here on Earth, it looks very communistic. That's the only place that it ever works. And it doesn't work flawlessly, by the way. If you've ever been in a church, you know that. That so. But you can't sit here and tell me that the government, any government can sit here and tell me that if you. If you don't espouse the right ideas and I'm not doing what you want me to do, I have the right to kill you. I'm sorry. I'm not. That's evil.
C
Their way of, like, talking back then. Like we say all kinds of crazy on social media. Like you, Rob o'. Neal. Oh, but I don't think if I ever really saw Rob o' Neal in real life, I would go up to him and be like, you, Rob o', Neal, like in all reality. I'm just being dead serious. I don't think I would do that.
A
I wouldn't, I wouldn't.
B
I would.
A
I would probably go to Robert go.
C
You.
A
I. I would. Look, I'm gonna tell you right now. And, and you can put the bet on this right now, Mike. You can put a bet on it right now. If I ever look at Mike o' Neill face to face or Rob o' Neill face to face face, I'm gonna tell him, go yourself, you child. That's exactly what I'm gonna say.
C
Problem with that? I have a problem with that.
A
I have a problem with that. I. I will. Because what he says is wrong. And I'm tired of. I'm. I'm so sick and tired of beating around the bush like you people, man. Sometimes. I sent you a video this morning. I don't know if you watched it or not, but people want to equate being nice to be.
C
I played it and it hooked up to my Bluetooth and I couldn't hear it. Then I pulled in the studio, so I have not. Can you. Do you want to upload it? Is there a way to upload it?
A
It's a. It's a 12 minute video, so. No, no, no. I sent you a 12 minute video. So I think.
C
Because it was vertical, I thought it was.
A
Yeah, yeah. He. He's filming it in his truck.
C
Okay.
B
And I put that picture.
A
Oh, I'm sorry, Mike. I'm on commie patrol.
B
You have that on your site.
C
Is there any way we can make that guy Jimmy, though?
B
Yeah, no helmet. That's that. Yeah, I can do it. I can do it. Oh, my God.
A
Backwards Dale hat. Backwards tail hat.
B
Easy, easy, easy, easy. I need a little. I need a little more time for that, but that is. Oh, yeah, we can put. We can put Jeff Gordon cars in the background because he's a communist. We can do all kind of.
A
I like what squid. Dude, pull up what Squealer said.
C
What do you say? I like it. When Jimmy starts cooking, he always looks to his right like somebody's coming to the door just to double check.
A
Dude, dude, I, I, I was, I was praying hard this morning, man. Like, I, I was on one this morning and I'm on one and I, I really, I really, I was like, I'm, I'm praying. I told, I sent you a message. I was like, hey, man, I'm praying for you.
C
Yeah, I was running so late, I forgot my phone. I got all the studio.
A
And I, I came in this morning and I was like, it, Bring it on. Like, I'm, I'm ready to go to blows. But not with Mike, because I love Mike and I feel really bad that I interrupt him all the time. And that was, that was perfect.
C
Dude, I didn't even see that meme down there. And then he goes, pull the beam up.
B
I was gonna put it up anyway, but it happened to fall.
A
No, it's so. I'm so. Mike, my, like, humbly, man. Like, I'm so sorry. I do it all the time. And like, I told, I, dude, you can go look at the chats. I'm like, I don't know why you guys put up with me. Hold on.
B
Don't do anything.
C
I'm trying to keep up with the, the comments. I think a lot of them. I don't know what I was talking about when my wife told me to wash my mouth, but. And then they're. Oh, they're talking about. I think they're still kind of discussing when we, when you brought in communism and you compared to, compared it to how it would. The only way that mindset would work is in a church.
A
It, it. I, I know that that's going to be radical. That's going to shake some people up, and there's going to be some people that disagree with me. I'm fine with that. I'll make that argument with you because that was an argument that I had in 1999, 2000, with the church when I was getting, you know, when I was making a decision of do I want to be a pastor in the church or do I want to be a soldier? And, you know, communism was a thing that came up and I was like, this is just communism, and that's all it is. And it's like, yeah, but it works. It was one of the few things that I ever heard. And I was like, okay, it works because it's not about the state. It's not about the people. The egos have to be at least should be withdrawn because it's not about the betterment of the church. It's about the betterment of the body of Christ. Christ.
C
Right. And.
A
And that's the only way it could work. And there's going to be some people that disagree with me. Roll it around in your head for a couple more months. I disagreed with it the first time I heard it too. Communism only works in the church.
C
You were considering being a minister or pastor.
A
Oh, you didn't know that?
C
I think I did. Now that I'm, like, saying that out loud, I think you did bring that up a while back.
A
So I. I was part of a group of churches called Sovereign Grace Ministries. I was supposed to go to the cast, the pastor's college in Gaithersburg, Maryland. I was one. They. They earmark young people to go be pastors. That's how they do it. That's how you know it's a cult.
C
Whoa. Oh. What's a cult?
A
Sovereign Grace Ministries was a cult.
C
It was so real quick before. I don't want to forget. My wife's gonna do a special on it, but. So apparently you got to look into the Christian curriculums that you might do for homeschool, right? So if you go to homeschool your children, there's tons of Christian curriculums, right? Well, one of the really, really popular ones, if you dig and you look, is ran by the Church of Latter Day Saints. That's insane.
A
Yeah.
C
I didn't mean to cut you off, but I would have forgot to say that.
A
No, no, no, no, no. That's. That's, that's a really great one because we're. We're pulling our kids out of P.O. public School. We're putting them. We're going to homeschool them.
C
Really? That's. That.
A
Yeah, that was. You know, we. You and I talked yesterday, and you're like, hey, I just wanted to check and see what's going on. And, you know, one of the things that we decided to do because of some of the stuff that was coming back to us from the teenagers was like, we may have to homeschool them. We may just have to do that. You know, if you send your children to Rome, do not be surprised if they come back. Roman.
C
Yeah, I. And the crazy thing is, are you doing it under the guise of Christianity? Like, that's making a mockery to me.
A
So I, I, we.
B
We.
A
Oh, what's up Mike.
B
Whenever Mike does, I'm running a skit of Jimmy teaching his kids in my head. Dude, like.
A
Jesus didn't quit. Neither will you. Dude, we can do it. I'll. We'll do it. We'll do it.
B
Mom, the teacher's drunk again. Mom, the teacher's drunk again.
A
Okay, let me. But let me ask you this.
B
Mike, he wants me to cut the grass.
C
It's part of the curriculum.
A
Do you think I'd be a better history teacher than the one that you had?
B
Yes. Yes. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Until you get to the moon landing, then we'll have a fist fight.
A
No, no, no. Because, see, but when the moon landing comes, I'll be like, okay, guys, we're gonna give you two schools of thought here. Here's Uncle Mike.
B
What was the guy. Nimbus. What was the dude's name? That guy with the. That got captured by the CIA.
A
Oh, God.
B
Oh, man.
A
I have to go look. Yeah, that. No, no, I'm not bringing that guy in. Uncle Mike can come in and give the other side.
B
We're going back. Nobody's talking about it, like, any day now.
A
Yeah, well, did they put it to March?
B
Did it get back to March? Yeah, they're gonna. Yeah, they can't land on it. Technology. They have to orbit it.
A
Well, it's not the technology. It's the hardware. But. Okay, Mike, they can't.
B
They can't land on the moon 80 years later because technology has gotten too advanced. So they have to just fly around the moon.
C
So, yeah, homeschooling is, I think, really good because you can control the values, but you can also control the. Like you said, Jimmy, I want, like, if you're like, kids, this is what I believe. And this is the value system that we're going to use to dissect this and to a. And to ingest this information. But this is what the other half of the world thinks. So at the end of the day, if we're using our brains the way we want, I wanna. I want you guys to use your brains and you choose to believe this, then that's fine.
A
I would much rather.
C
I would.
A
I would much rather Mike come in and go, okay, here's Uncle Mike. Mike's gonna give you his point of view. Okay? Let's talk about Mike's credentials. Mike didn't go to college and. And just decide to become a teacher one day. And then they gave him his gender studies degree, and now he's in charge of the school. What did. What did Uncle Mike do? Uncle Mike was a 20 plus year law enforcement guy. He's really smart, he's got a lot of experience. Okay. And, and he's got one, the one thing that I want you to have more than anything else and that is critical thinking. That's what Uncle Mike has. So I'm going to give you Uncle Mike's perspective. He's got critical thinking. I'm going to give you my perspective. I've got critical thinking. Now you use your critical thinking and evaluate the two. That's what I want. Is that getting taught in school. Tell me where that gets taught in school.
B
Teachers are liberal.
C
Mike's going to be the PE teacher with the old short shorts and the best.
B
You'll wear a bulletproof every day to pt. Every day to pt. You will wear a bullet on the pull up bar.
C
And sports will be nascar. That's it. NASCAR history, NASCAR football, hockey, you know, baseball.
A
Hey, I was on with K9 last night. I went in with K9 last night. We saw. We.
C
It was, whoa, Jimmy, how did you get in here? And you're like, I got access to Streamyard 2.
A
Well, I, I sent a message and I was like, dude, you know, I wanted.
C
Yeah, I know you, you. They had invited you on then they were just. Yeah, you blew their mind when you just popped in.
B
Yeah, I was sending Jimmy the link and next thing I know, he's in this. He was there.
C
Like you had just done a magic trick to them.
B
Like they were like, I know. Yeah, he's not very, he's not very technologically advanced.
A
It was, it was.
B
I'm surprised he can even run the podcast.
A
I, I wanted to talk to K9 after the Super Bowl. I didn't get the chance to. And you know, because we were, you know, he was like, I had his number. But remember during the show, like right after the super bowl, like we couldn't, we couldn't make it work. It was either he couldn't hear me or I couldn't hear him. And oh yeah, the money, that was wild. Yeah. So I was like, dude, screen for.
C
Him to be able to hear us as at all.
B
Do we know if Lewis still works for us? Does his parents let him stay?
C
I don't even, I don't know. Bye, Tyler.
A
Yeah, I got, I got a lot of messages telling me that, you know, I was on one yesterday and I think, I don't. Well, you know what? My, my boss told me to be a hundred percent myself because that's what he needs. That's what he told me. And so that's What I'm gonna do.
B
I started thinking, like, where do you work? What's your. Like, it literally went through my head.
C
You know, how's the, how's the move in going? Good. Everything good?
A
Yeah, it's. Dude, it's been, it's been a real blessing. You know, there was a lot of good things. So between the conversation that the three of us had in the studio and the opportunities that came up, it was like, this is clearly what the Lord wants us to do. So this is what we're going to do. And so we're, we're getting it all done. We got to get some stuff out of storage. That's the big one is like, you know, when can we get the stuff out of storage? When can we get the money together to rent the truck and go to the storage place and get it all done? And you know, but everybody's got beds, everybody's got food and you know, power's on, water's on. You know, we got, we got games to be played and I show up to work every day.
C
Yeah. Can't ask for, can't ask.
B
Better.
C
Better than that, I guess. I guess for, for anybody, anybody wondering what the we're talking about for the broadcast, we're going to do Jimmy remote in that way because the, the three hour drive is to here and then back is six hours out of his day, plus the two hours he's here. So even when he's here just in the morning, it is a nine hour day and he's. You're not able to get things done when you're on the road doing 110 on I4 like this. So yeah.
A
I4 for any of you that don't know is the most dangerous road in Florida America. I mean, honestly, like the, the I don't know what FHP is doing on that road. I really don't. Like, I have no idea what they're doing. I don't. Because whatever they're doing currently is not working to solve the problem.
C
And I don't know, like for the last 15 years.
A
Yeah. So like, I remember when, I remember.
C
When they thought, they thought they were. We. Everybody thought they were fixing it. It turns out they were just making an express lane to make more money.
B
Yeah, more money.
A
Yeah, dude. So FHP. FHP does. It's. Speeding is not the problem on i4. That's not the problem. The problem is traffic. The problem is the amount of, of of people that need to travel down that road every single day, how many lanes there are. And once you get to the mouse. And for those of you that don't know, there's a giant electrical tower that runs electrical lines through it. Power lines. And it looks like the Disney emblem. Once you get to that point, it's game on. And. And it's. And they're.
B
Strap in, Dale. We're going racing.
A
Yeah, I mean, unfortunately, it's not racing. It's. It's stop. You know, you're driving along at 60 miles an hour, and then all of a sudden everybody's coming to a dead ass stop. And that's how it gets up. And so FHP is going well. We have. We have 15 people out there every single day running radar to try and catch speeders. Speeding's not the problem, bro. And then this, the FHP guys, like, I cringe every time I see one of them pull somebody over because they're all walking on the driver's side like, dude, you're gonna die, bro. Please don't do this. I don't want to talk about you because you got. I don't want to accidentally hit you.
C
When I'm drunk, dude.
A
I don't drive down I4 drunk. Are you kidding me? I don't.
C
That's my one bugaboo.
B
I've been on the Schuylkill Expressway in Philly. That is bad. I've been there.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Anything in Philly.
A
My God. Fhp. FHP is a band aid on a sucking chest wound on i4. And, and I'm gonna be real clear. You're putting those officers lives at risk and you're not getting any. You're not doing anything good. They're.
B
No, you're better off. You're better off. It's like throwing a lamb into a. A bunch of lions. Just leave the. Don't even bother. Let that 20 mile stretch just run itself.
C
Yeah.
B
Like, you pull a car over, what happens? You pull a car over over there. Now everybody's looking at that. So now that traffic goes to zero. Like every, you know, one cop on the side of the road and you're done. You're better off just letting and letting it. Letting it work itself out.
C
Yeah. I used to think. I used to think that it was. There should have been a policy. Nine, like certain, like, like 7 to 9 in the morning or 7 to 10 and then like 4 to 6, they're not allowed to run radar.
B
You got the purge, dude.
C
Because when they make a traffic stop, everybody rubbernecks and they slow down. And it's.
B
How many times you get like to a standstill even on a like 95. And then you get to it and it's literally like a traffic stop. And you're like, why are we going nine miles an hour? Because somebody's pulled over, dude.
C
Or there's a fender.
A
There's the, the, the sheriffs. Or is it the sheriffs or the local. It's the locals. The local PD coming off of. What is it? Is it 40? It's 41 US 41 coming down south that you go through like all these little ass towns where there's like five people in the police department and it's like the speed limit goes from 35 to 55 to 45 to 25 to 55 in a two mile stretch. And they're just waiting for you to get up speed like, like, what are you guys doing, bro? But like, I, I, I legitimately think FHP is risking their troopers lives on i4 and I don't. And you're, you're serving no good purpose. And that bugs me really, because I don't want those guys to die.
B
It boils my blood.
A
All right, we're grind my gears. Okay?
C
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C
Why. Why do you have a gun?
A
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C
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I'm just telling you the ones I like, man. And I like that one. I even took the ones I don't like.
B
I do have a ride or die counterculture shirt here.
A
I'm not gonna apologize for. For shouting out Mike. I'm not. I won't do it. You can't make me. You can't.
B
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C
I've heard so far. I'm not gonna apologize for shouting out Mike.
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C
That's like Jimmy said. I will not. I will not apologize for feeding the hungry. I was feeding the hungry.
B
Oh, man.
A
Oh, man. You know, every time I try to do good, you guys make me into the joke. I'm gonna go cry in the corner now.
C
I mean, I. I don't think that was that. Okay. I was gonna say I don't think that was doing good. That wasn't bad necessarily.
B
But I also found.
A
No, I. Obviously I'm being facetious.
B
I was going through my stuff and I found two more autographed Jerry Worm stickers as well that I didn't know I had.
C
Jerry.
A
I. I try to be self aware enough to know that I'm a character and that, like, the stuff that, like, resonates in my brain, other people look at and go, what the are you doing, bro? And. And the only thing I could do is laugh at myself.
C
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OG.com. you always get free stickers. Stuff that's not even available on the website.
C
Put your Chinese hat on, Mike. That's what that. Those are the people packing your orders from cottevilleog.com.
B
No, no, no, no, no. People packing. My orders are I'm a lack bar. They're coming.
A
Are you doing slant eye?
B
Jimmy?
A
Is he doing slant?
B
These are custom made in Pakistan.
A
Custom made.
B
They love America. They love America. They said business got disrupted when this tall redhead dude come in and she missed every shot he took.
A
But once they got business got disrupted. Guess business got disrupted when this came in. I can do the Asian accent too, bro. You're not the only one.
B
You guys want to look at a video?
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
All right. This is the Charlotte Mecklenburg Sheriff being questioned during a council meeting. Do you operate under. Remove that. Meber county trying. What branch of government do you operate under, Sheriff? Constitution of the United States.
A
Correct.
B
That is what establishes the branches of government.
A
I'm asking which branch you fall under.
B
Meckenberg County. I'm a duly sworn Meckenberg county sheriff. We answer to the people of Meckenberg County. This was not where I was anticipating getting stuck. Are you aware of how many branches of government there are? No.
A
God.
B
For the sake of debate, I will move on and say there are three branches of government. Legislative, executive, judicial.
A
Of those three, which do you believe you fall under?
B
I believe I fall under the last one.
A
Would you say it to me?
B
Judicial? Okay, you are incorrect, sir. You fall under the executive.
C
Oh, damn. Well, to be fair, I would have got that wrong, but I'm also not the sheriff, so.
B
Well, Sheriff Gary McFadden. Hold on, let's pull him up. Let me share screen. Share screen. There you go. Boom. Got it. There it is. Do you want to pull that up, sir? Gary McFadden is a 36 year law enforcement career. So you figure in those 36 years he would figure it out at being in charge that what branch of the government and who he worked for, how he falls into the. But he didn't. He wrote a book. He was also star of a TV series called Homicide City. And he now is the highest ranking law enforcement officer in Mecklen, Charlotte Mecklenburg County. But he doesn't understand how the government works. So I'll let. I'll let. The. The initials are. They don't stand for Dale Earnhardt Incorporated. In this case. Diversity. What is it? Diversity, equity and inclusion. Inclusion, yeah.
A
Yeah, diversity, equity.
B
Highest ranking law enforcement. Imagine working for him and he's sitting there and you're right. You know, you might. You might that up as a cop, you know, you're better off knowing the first Amendment, the fourth Amendment, those things.
C
I don't know why I thought Judicial.
B
Judiciary, that's just the court. That's just the court.
C
Okay.
A
Yeah, the legislative makes the rules.
B
Executive enforces the rules. Judicial finishes it all up.
A
Yeah, judicial is the one decides whether or not you broke the rules.
B
Jimmy's gonna teach that in third grade. History here soon or American government.
A
Civics. Actually, that's.
B
That's the only class I think I passed in school.
A
Well, did you guys ever read the book Starship Troopers?
C
No. I saw the movie.
B
Never read a book in my life. And I'm not joking.
A
I find that hard to believe.
B
I. I swear to God.
C
You've never read a book even. It's.
B
Never read. Oh, well, the science book I had to read in the.
C
Oh, but you didn't have like language arts that made you read a book?
B
I lied. I made it all up.
C
You know, in. In first grade when they.
B
I did like, Bo knows Bo. They had a book. It was like. So I did a thing about Bo Jackson. I just wrote.
A
I had to do Charlotte's Web.
B
No, I tried to read Goggles book and I got like a little bit into it. I was like, I can't keep up with this.
C
I don't read.
A
What about audiobooks, bro? Do you do audiobooks?
B
My attention span doesn't. Doesn't allow.
C
Nah, me neither.
A
I can get you some Adderall from the VA movie.
B
I can get that anyway.
C
What's A Starship Troopers book. What are you referencing?
A
Well, in the, in the book Starship Troopers, right, you have a class called History and Moral Philosophy, Right. Which explains the government. It's not a, it's not a graded class. It's a class you have to take. Right. And it basically explains the government, explains why it exists, explains how it works, and explains the philosophy behind it. Right. And so we had a civics class in the United States. We got rid of civics. And I want you to think about this. We got rid of the class that explains to teenagers how the government works, and then we wonder why they all turn into communists.
C
Wait, we got rid of civics, like, in general in our country? Yeah, I took civics, but I did, too. I've never thought about. Is that a thing? I didn't know that they got rid of civics.
A
If you want to take a civics class or a US Government class, you have to go to college. There isn't one in high school anymore.
C
Whoa. You know what I took in ninth grade that I really enjoyed? I took Home ec. I learned how to sew the craziest in the world. Dude, I never would have known how to sew had I not taken Home ec. Like, there needs to be, like, tax classes. There needs to be, like, classes that teach you how to cook, right?
A
Okay, so your, your wife said. Your wife said Eli had a civics class. Okay, let, let me ask, here's the, the question we got to ask. What is being taught in the civics class? Because my kids don't have a civics class. They don't. And I asked the, I asked the principal of, the vice principal of the school. There's three of them. I said, where's the civics class and how come they're not teaching it? Oh, we don't have that class anymore. So I'm, I'm curious how. What's in the civics class now? I, I mean, that, that's genuinely good news from Heather. Like, there really is a civics class. What's in it?
C
What do they teach up with our kids?
A
School.
C
I don't. I just, I, I, I'm the executive branch when it comes to not performing well in school.
A
So you enforce me of the standard.
C
I tell my kids all the time, you won't hear from me. If you got A's and B's, you'll never hear from me again. You. So I start looking into my investment. When I start seeing C's and D's, I'll your life up. That's My philosophy and grades. Public school is so. Dude, the only thing it teaches you is it teaches you you can't be a. That's it. I don't care if you don't retain a thing from public school. I don't care as long as you get good grades because you're not a turd.
B
You hated me as a. I think.
C
You would know what's funny. You would have hated me as a deputy Mike, if I was on your squad, dude.
B
Yeah, I don't really know. Can you imagine this again?
A
Dude, I do.
C
I do. Here's the thing I do to the right supervisor, I do submit, and I do try to do right by the super. Then I don't purposely try to do anything piss him off, but I. We would.
B
Sorry, B. Is I supposed to take that call?
C
It would have been like, dude, you know you can't blow that off without a report.
A
I don't, I don't think so, man.
B
Dude's dead, man. The dude's dead. Can you at least document it like, something?
A
I, I, I think that actually if Mike had been a sergeant and we had been his. His guys, I think he would have looked at us and been like, they're knuckleheads, but they're salvageable knuckleheads.
B
They never saw me. I, I finally got trouble. My lieutenant, who's a good friend of mine, finally said, bro, you can't spend the whole shift in the jail. Like, you're supposed to be out here being a supervisor, making calls. I'm like, dude. So I had to, like, I felt bad. I would go make the arrest, and I. Unless it was, like, a pursuit, like that one I showed you guys, it was just regular warrants. When I found warrants, I felt terrible. But I had to turn it over to the patrol guys. They wouldn't let me take them to jail.
A
Dude, I want to take that video. I want that video of you chasing that down so bad. And I want to put the Terminator to T. 1000 music to it.
B
That was, it was. That was over a minute straight sprint.
C
Put that kid on the dirt bike in front of him.
B
Yeah.
C
Terminator 2. First off, I watched that movie when I was my youngest son, Jade. I started watching Term back in the day, in the early 90s.
B
We had.
C
I know Mike's a little bit older, but same thing with him. Actually, Jimmy, you're right. In between me and Mike, we. All I had was VHS tapes. That's it. And I hated Disney movies, so, like, when you had Batman and Terminator, it was one of those. And like, RoboCop, my. Like, my dad would record stuff off HBO, so I was watching RoboCop when I was, like, 6 years old. So if I honestly think in our curriculum that we're creating what.
B
You watched all those cop movies. It still sucked.
C
A Beverly Hills Cop was one of my favorite too. Anyways. But Terminator 2 should be in the curriculum. I don't know. Like, it's a joke. It's a joke. But we're sitting here using AI for everything. The whole movie is about what AI becomes.
B
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
A
Well, well. And it's 2028, when we're supposed to have the war with the machines, so.
B
2028.
C
Yeah, that's in the movie. That's when the actual nuclear. Because what happens in the Terminator movies if you don't know? Terminator, Judgment Day. All AI realizes that humans are a threat to it, and so they launch all of their nukes all around the world, and they. Everybody gets nuked. And then it's a nuclear wasteland. And then the machines go through. They try to find humans and kill them.
A
I'm. I'm gonna find the article for you that where they. They let an AI loose to try and break into the nuclear codes, and it did it in, like, four minutes.
C
AI is scary, man. Do you like. It's all. I mean, it's. It's a soul. It's a soulless brain. It's a soulless brain. It will kill you instantly without even thinking twice about it, unless you program it to not kill you to know.
B
Dangerous to the new generations. Because they had, like. So when I was doing the bill and I know you, whatever. My wife is like, oh, AI. Like, when I say that, like, I do my public records request, I'm like, let me throw it in, AI. So I'm illiterate. I'm stupid. I know how to write a police report. I can do basic things. But when you start getting to Jimmy's level of, like, vocabulary, I'm gone. Like, you can't keep. I can't keep up with that.
A
So I hire me as a secretary, bro.
B
I have the idea. And I'm like, I have the idea. I know how. It's kind of like any. Anything else. I know the I. The the right way to do it, but there's a better way to say, say it. That's what AI Is for us old people. For the young people, it's kind of like texting. And they lost the ability to go up to people and have a normal conversation. They got uncomfortable in like human interaction. So when you get it down to like new generators, newer 10, 11, 12 year old kids who are now raised by parents who don't like human interaction, then you introduce this massive AI. That's where I think it gets really dangerous because you, you're going to eliminate most interactions as humans. They want a robot, they want to take an order from McDonald's robot. They don't want to talk to anybody. And that starts to create a huge problem. Then when it really honestly, they're gonna stop mating, they're just gonna be like living in a basement. We're not gonna have kids being made. And then it goes to complete destruction. Which I think we're already on pace, you know, to like. We're not reproducing at the level. And if we are, we're gonna reproducing. The wrong people are reproducing. We're creating more idiots.
C
Yeah, Jimmy showed me a.
B
There's some statistical numbers you can throw in there too.
C
Jimmy showed me an entire movie trailer with the Rock and all these stars in it. And it like the plot made sense. And he was like, that whole thing was AI. AI generated, dude. Yep. You remember that, Jimmy?
A
Yeah, yeah. I said we was right outside the studio because it was hilarious. I was watching, watching it. It's like you got Timothy Chalamet and the Rock and, and Jason Momoa and like all of these. Who is Sydney Sweeney and all of these people.
B
Dom had a video yesterday. So Dom cooked a girl in Shreveport that was making videos doing all kinds of dumb. And she like unfucked herself. She like got in trouble, unfucked herself. AI came along, somebody got an AI page and then recreated more videos of her as if she's continuing to do the dumb. And he had to like go to bat for her and say, hey, this isn't her. She like reached out to me, acknowledged that she was doing dumb. She's back focused on police work now. This is AI. And then I get sent like a thousand memes and a day. And these people are now, look at this dumb. And I'm like, bro, you can't tell that's AI. Like she's so it's, it's now AI is taking people. Like this girl who has been in trouble, stopped. They find her old videos and now they creating new ones as if she's creating them. And it just think that's just going to continue. You're going to be literally see, you're going to see yourself on TV and go, bro, I didn't even go that long.
C
Imagine when the. The excuse or the defenses. That's A.I.
B
Yeah. Yeah.
C
Well I'm assuming you have the ability to go in and determine if it's AI like that'll be a whole bureau of detectives here in 10 years. Is the AI division. It's gonna have to be.
A
Well Jimmy, I mean did we're going to end up evolving to a point and we're already getting there. There's people out there that have honed the neural pathways in their brains to. To look for the things to tell them what is it AI and what is not.
C
Right.
A
Mike. Mike just said it like you can't look at that and see that it's AI we. Because Mike's honed the neural pathway to go. That's what AI looks like.
C
Right.
A
But there's people out there that are not even attempting to do that. And. And it's. One of us is gonna.
B
We created the people. We created the people. They're not able to do that. We've dumbed society down to now infiltrate them with AI and then confuse them and imagine just like we're seeing with ice. Anti. Ice Anti. Bad bunny. Bad bunny. This. Now take AI and start to. Now you don't have to put boots on the ground and go be antifa and go. Now you can just do it social media wise or infiltrate through social media devices and not have to get people to organize and eventually be able to group mass people together because you've been feeding them AI over and over and over and over. It's dangerous dude. And you know there's nothing more powerful or dangerous than a human being that you've created in their brain. That someone is the enemy and you must kill them. And you have that in a mass level. Yeah, you kill communities. You have that in a mass level. Now you have an entire. So we're talking. Oh the port. The Karen's. The port support the purple hair girls. Imagine a thousand purple hair girls together that take pictures of their cat all day that are willing to die because the government's bad or police are bad and they're willing to get take bullets now and you create a whole generation of them. You don't need AI bots. You're gonna have humans programmed by AI and behavior that are willing to go blow themselves up like we see overseas. Now they're going to come here and they're going to be. You're thinking terrorists are going to be bearded dudes with turbines. No, it's going to be a purple haired girl that Loves her cat, but she's willing to die for it. It's going that way. That's my tinfoil hat. That's where it's going. Yeah, imagine that. Think about that. Think. It actually just kind of all came to me at once. But think about that. If you, if you can infiltrate through Tick Tock and you got people, what do we see people doing? They're like killing themselves on accident, on live streams, doing dumb, huffing this, hanging themselves for a high, all this stuff. Now you take that and you say, these people are bad. These people are bad. Then you create AI and look at these cops touching kids. Look at these. They're bad. It's all made up. And then you just create that generation of hate. And, and, and now you weaponize them against it. Citizens are always going to outnumber government, military and police. It's always going to be a number or the little.
A
That's. That's the bug's life argument.
B
Yes. And now you create all them through Tick Tock. Taylor Swift, Billie Eilish, all these celebrities think they're doing the right thing. They're just weaponizing a group of people. To do that could do really harmful things.
A
So I mean it, I hate to do this, but like this, this is a big, this is a big plot point in Warhammer 40K too. I mean, it's in our, it's in our DNA. It's. It's really in our DNA. Right? Like so, so even, like, they don't call it artificial intelligence, they call it abominable intelligence. Right? Because it's gotten to the point where it, it can influence everything and everyone and create. I mean, have you seen the videos of AI creating robots to create more robots to create better robots?
C
What? Like an infinite, like it's an infinity thing.
A
So you give an AI a task and a 3D printer, right? And you say, create a robot that can do this job. Okay? And then you tell that thing, create a robot that can do this job. And to do that, it creates a robot to create the robot to do the job that you want it to do. And then you say, okay, here's your broad task. Figure out how to do it. And it creates 15 different little robots to do the job.
B
Yeah. And just so just think of that. All, all that. And now you have like gaming, you know, gaming's joke. But think about how addicted people are to the gaming and being lost in, in those worlds of that realm. Like they have no, they have no real purpose or existence outside of that. Dude, a guy killed his wife the other day. And the first words that legit in custody, the first words out of his mouth were, I'm not gonna be able to play Grand Theft Auto 6. Swear to God, it's all over the Internet. Like in his head he killed his white girlfriend, whatever was his significant other. And as he's being walked into the precinct in custody, in his brain he went, man, I just fucked myself out of Grand Theft Auto 6 that I've been waiting for. Level of addiction. Like that's the first thing that went in his head as he's being walked in.
A
That's a dopamine addiction. That's a joke.
B
And you're created to. And you're in, you're in that world where you're cool, you can, you can rob banks, you can drive fast cars. You now it's a virtual world. It's going.
A
Dude, can I ask a, like a somewhat off topic question? What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard people say that you put in cuffs that they knew they were going to jail? Like there has to be some good ones.
C
I'd have to think, really?
A
I mean like you don't have like, damn, dude.
B
I'm trying to think of like a couple of homicides I worked.
C
There were some streams I worked.
B
I worked some pretty. I mean I've been on an interview where a guy walked in. A guy walked in on his wife and a guy and he smoked them both. And then he stood in the interview room with the gun and just recreated it all for me. He's like, yeah, man. I walked in and I looked at her and pop, pop, he's like, he took off down the hall and he wasn't, he wasn't sorry. He's like, got what they deserved. Like it. I've, I've heard some wild when you hear somebody confess. I guess the craziest one I ever remember. The guy killed his mom and he buried her. Did. Well, he buried her like eight feet deep in the backyard. Like literally spent all night digging, put her in the hole, covered it up, put the walkway back and nobody could find her. And we had an informant come forward and say, hey, this dude is acting really strange. He's weird and he wants to meet with me. And I remember being on surveillance with the Wire or listening and to have that dude tell his buddy like in detail how he killed his mom and buried in the backyard is one of the most eerie weird thing. Like I could never hurt my mom. Like that doesn't even cross my mind. This dude like killed his mom, buried her, and like was telling the other guy about it. I was like, what a bizarre. Like I've been through some bizarre calls and that was one that was, that was pretty crazy.
C
Were you guys trying to figure out what happened to her?
B
Yeah, we couldn't find her. Yeah, we couldn't find her. Like, mom's missing. He'd like report the old, the old A E special, the old HBO report missing.
C
Do you think that he would have probably gotten away with it for a significant amount of time if he hadn't told his friend?
B
Yeah. The problem is until we get to these generations where we're getting. That's part of my theory is older people still have empathy, they still know right and wrong. As we're desensitizing these younger generations, they don't have empathy and they don't know right or wrong. So he still had it. What you notice in most cases of homicide or something bad, Child predators are not the same. They'll never admit it. But homicide, that they have to tell somebody they can't function because they know what they did is wrong and it's killing them. And it's like they, they're curious. So it's like, I have to talk about. Did you anything about my mom? Like they want to know and they're very curious. So if you watch an interview with like a homicide suspect or you do one, that's kind of where you feed into their psyche is they're very curious about what you know and that's why they don't lawyer up. Most of the time they want to talk to you because they're trying to get details to build their case. And that's where the cat and mouse game between a detective and a suspect comes is how to feed them the right or wrong information to lead them down the path of no return. Where they get in the corner and go, I backed myself too far in. I, I want a lawyer. Or they confess. That's kind of the cat and mouse game. So. But older people still have empathy. Like he knew he killed his mom, he knew it was bad and it was killing him to sit at home every day and stare at the wall with the whole thing about the whole world is going on looking for your mom, you killed her and you have no idea what the cops are talking about. You have no idea what everybody's saying. And you just sit there and that storm's going on in your head and you gotta talk about it. You have to. These new people, no, those Liberal and those 20 year olds that are killing people. The. The stuff going on the hood in Chicago, they don't care. They're not. They're not the same. They're built different, but.
C
Well, they're animals.
A
Let me.
B
Yes, they don't care.
A
Let me.
B
Stone cold dudes, black dudes in the hood that just look at it and go, take me to jail. Like, I'm not.
C
I have.
A
I have. I. So I grew up in the. You know, when Columbine happened. The Doom. Doom game, you remember? Like, original Doom, first person shooter. Yeah. Like, that was a big one. Like, oh, yeah. You know, and you had, like, you know, weapons experts coming on and be like, you can't learn to shoot this way unless you go to the ranger. You play Doom. And it's like, what the are you talking about, dude? But they. They said that for my generation and which is Tyler's generation also, which was like, you know, that because we grew up with violent video games, a presidential sex scandal, and Internet porn, that. That was one of the reasons why we had so very little empathy for. For the enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan. And I don't know if that's true. I mean, I didn't have any empathy for him, but I don't know that the. The video game argument works.
B
I don't believe. I believe watching those twin towers fall down is probably where most of that came from. Having that image of innocent people dying, I think is very strong, and that was used against a lot of you guys. Like, if you believe that we were there for a lot of the wrong reasons. Who doesn't want to go defend 3000 innocent people crumbling in a building? That's a play. I mean, everybody did, right. That's why we all went.
C
Right.
B
You know, that's what we all had. The issue with was like, oh, my God, these innocent people. And then you go to the memorial and you sit in a room and they'll read. You know, I've been there. They're reading their names out 24 hours a day, and you see that and you're like, I gotta go. And then like, Tyler's talked about and you've talked about, years later, you learn, man, maybe it wasn't about those buildings going down. Maybe it was about something else. And they can't hide that something else is easy anymore. And these younger people don't believe the something else. And now you have. I think you're. You're getting ready to see it. We'll be gone. I'll be gone, but you're gonna see another two or three Generations where we, I know we categorize the hood. And I say this, and I'm not being funny, but it's a different world in there. There's a different, more handled themselves non.
A
Empathetic without being racist. It's the law of the jungle. Not a racist joke.
B
That is, it's, it's the law of this. Yeah, I get it, I get what you're saying, but we don't notice that in like, would you, would you consider like middle class, even low class, white neighborhoods now you're going to see the same type of non that behavior because of what we're seeing with the purple hairs and the cat. Like I keep going back to that, but I think you're going to get more and more and more where you go. It's not just in one place, it's everywhere. You have an entire generation of people that don't want rules, don't care, will go out and burn stuff down. We'll fight, we'll shoot, we'll kill you. I mean, one of the cops that got killed the other last week, it kind of got glazed over. It was killed by a female. How many females do you really. You don't really see females kill cops. That's very minor. You don't see that. Yeah, just one a year, two years. Very. Shot them too. A female shot a cop. You don't see that. We're seeing more and more of it. So you're seeing things that you normally would be like once in a million or becoming once in a hundred. And it's, it's, it's a decline in society.
C
Oh. Yep. Somebody's got to clip you out of context, Jimmy.
A
Well, and that's fine. I mean, dude, there's plenty of stuff you could clip me in context for. You don't have to work that hard.
B
You got to put it over the Trump video when you do it.
A
Yeah.
B
Racist man is here.
A
If gypsy crusader can get away with it, I don't think I can be canceled.
C
Not on any platforms we use.
B
Yeah, you'll be, you'll be on that, you'll be on that dark web website that he uses. Makes a lot of money, though.
A
I mean, maybe the better way to say that, though, and your point's well taken, is it's the law of primordial man. Right. The law of, of the law before the social contract, which is, you know, might makes right.
B
I mean, I was watching you go back to it and you're right. Very back to animalistic type. I was watching. I hate watching these Animals. You know how bad I am? I'm watching like one of those animal documentaries. And they're poor thing, like they, they got a line, there's a big ravine they put in Africa there between like the reserve and the badland or where people can hunt. And like two male lions like go out and they're like. And they never came back because they're both killed when they were hunted. And then the females lose like their babies. And it's like you watch the two females that were supposed to be protecting the young, but they don't cry and more. And they're just like, well, we lost them. We got to start over. We gotta do it again. That's animalistic. Whereas we, you know, human kid dies or something, tragic happens. Of course we're down for months, years maybe never recover. But in the animal world it's like, okay, the hyenas ate my two kids. I got to go back, I got to make new ones. I got to go hunt, you know, day's work. We got to get back to business. I can't sit under the tree and get eaten myself. I have to move on. And that's what I think we're seeing is very more animalistic behavior from everybody and not caring about the family, the home, each other. And it's, it's, it's a d. It's a decline.
A
I mean, now you understand why God was so hardcore in the Old Testament.
B
Yeah, yeah. It's important you had to stick to the book, man.
C
Jimmy, is there anything, have you ever heard anything about dogs having souls? Like a place? I feel like dogs are the only. That's why their man's best friend is because they have, have. They're just different than other. Even cats, house cats, they're animals. They don't give a about you. I've seen lizards and bearded dragons care more for their owners than cats do.
A
I mean, and then of course I have a cat. My cat Grimaldus is like. And like he won't get away from me. Like he loved. He, I, I bonded with him when he was a baby and he will not get away from me. He's scratching at the door right now because he wants to come in and.
B
Yeah, and examples of that are, you're right. I think that's an example of a cat that is the abnormal, not the normal. Yeah, but yeah, dogs in general, other than very few where you see the aggressive. But yeah, they are, they seem to have some type of different soul like connection.
A
I've, I've thought about this a Few times. And. And this is a proto theory, and I'm. I'm happy to, you know, get a lot of push back on it.
C
But.
A
But when. When. When God put Adam in the garden, he said, okay, here's all the animals. I want you to name them all and you're in charge of all of them. Right? Like that. That was his job, right? And it very, very quickly in human history, we see dogs being used as helpers on, you know, for herd. You know, herding animals, protecting livestock, protecting people. You know, used in war. I mean, it happened very fast. So at some point, I think that the. I think the Lord just. I think he just knew what he was doing and he was like, okay, I'm gonna give him these. These animals. And there's. There you really is. I mean, like, dude, my. My daughter's dog was a. Is a police dog that didn't make the cut. Okay. She just doesn't have the temperament. She doesn't like riding in cars and she doesn't. She's not aggressive. She was never going to be a police dog, even though that was what she was supposed to be. But she sleeps with Mei Mae every night and she protects my daughter, and like, that's what she does all the time.
B
But I think more animals, more animals are like dogs, if you look like. And I. I get down the rabbit hole of like, pigs. Yeah, pigs are very loyal. Pigs are very trainable.
C
Yeah, eat them.
B
We eat them. We drew the line on that little sign on the billboard where they say, where do you draw the line between the horse and the pig? Like, the pig just missed it. But. But even cows, like, I've been on people's. Who's have one or two cows in the yard? Just one or two. And they're very. They're very interactive. They're very loyal. They know you like. So we just kind of. Dogs have kind of got the pass and made it around the. The slaughter.
A
Except in China. In China, they get eaten.
C
What about fish? You telling me fish? I have souls Fish?
B
No.
C
All the way up to the great white shark. Dude, that thing just.
B
Well, you get into. See, now you're gonna get me in the crying phase of Mike, because down in Miami and down in South America, you have dolphins that are very, very social and very male animals. Yeah, but they're still in. Well, they're still in the water.
A
Okay.
B
This goes on a plate.
A
Did you guys see the news article about the dolphin sexual assault on a woman at the beach?
C
She got raped by a dolphin. I think I Said something like that. Are dolphins only? Dolphins are the only other species of animal other than human that have sex for pleasure and therefore they're capable of rape or something like that.
A
Yeah.
C
Am I wrong? I might be wrong.
A
Girls sexually assaulted. But.
B
Oh, that was the crew.
A
No, no, that was the crew of sexual assault of dolphin ciders. She was sexually assaulted by a crew of Florida dolphin sightseeing. I gotta look, I gotta find it. So. But like, it was one of those places where like, you can swim with the dolphins. You know what I'm talking about? Like, it's like, you know the COVID I've been.
B
I've been to two or three every. Every cruise somewhere you can go swim with dolphins.
A
As a police officer, how do you take that report? Imagine get called the SeaWorld and you're like, yeah, you might take it.
C
You might take a report just for the sake of somebody wanting one, but that's going to be a.
B
It smells a little fishy.
C
No, because to be honest, honestly, the. The closest crime I can think of, of face value is a street street cop is bestiality. And that's not going to go well for the human. There's no crime for. It'd be the same thing as if a dog bit you. Like if. If the agricultural unit or whatever marine unit wants to look into this and they're like, oh my God, this dolphin is dangerous, they would have to put it down.
B
I worked a case. I worked a case. The horse.
A
What?
C
I'm saying the horse is the victim. The horse, right.
B
Yeah, we. We got a call from a lady. There was a farm, like a farm right next to a. In the front of the property was like a sewage company. So everybody formed up there in the morning. They went out on their sewage trucks and then there was a farm and they installed camera and we got it all on video. That was a hell of an interview. Hell of an interview.
C
Was it a dude or a chick?
B
Dude.
A
Oh my God.
B
Dude. Hispanic dude. Going back there, I think. The horse's name. What the was the horse's name? My buddy sent it to me. Yeah, it was a girl's name. It was like, it was something. It was a female horse. And yeah, we got it. Oh, wait.
A
Oh, oh.
C
I thought you meant the horse.
B
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He did. And I remember he lived in like a trailer park out west. And we called him. We're like, hey, man, you mind coming back to your apartment? Apartment? He's like, oh, what's the problem, man? No big deal, you know, coaxed him back in there. We told him his trailer got broken into and then he came back there. And that's a great interview because when they start denying it, you just go, hey, man, let me show you something real quick. What do you think about that?
C
How do you physically. A horse. Dude, I'm just gonna be honest with you.
B
Right in the back. Right in the back. They got two holes back there.
C
No, but I mean, it's a horse is like.
B
No, it was a miniature. It was a minute. No, it's a miniature. It was like one of those little, one of those little ones.
A
Dude, I gotta, I, I had a video on my external hard drive taken through the rws.
B
Easy, Jimmy.
C
You can't start a thing like that, dude.
B
Are the feds involved?
A
It was in Iraq. Okay, got a video of a guy. We were, we're scanning this field, right? We're out there doing LPOps. Anybody that doesn't know that's a listing post, observation post. We're out there just looking to see if we can find the enemy doing something bad. And this guy comes out at 2 o' clock in the morning with a cinder block, stands behind a donkey and the donkey. And we got a video of it through the iws.
B
That was the horse's name.
C
Thanks, Mike. We needed that.
B
Just case you were wondering, you got me feeling emotion. That's Mariah Carey.
A
I, I, I got, I got a video of. Yeah, I got, I had a video of that.
B
No, he did not use any protection. He went raw.
C
Oh my God. You guys ever, you guys know what bronies are?
B
No.
A
No.
C
Okay. If you can get legally as close, close to being a pedophile as possible out in the open. Bronies, though. There's a show that little girls watch called My Little Pony. It's been a show for like 40 years, right? It's a little girl show. It's like princess.
A
Yeah, yeah, I remember it when I was a kid.
C
Yes. There's grown men that dress as bro. As the horses and they call themselves bronies and they go to conventions. If you're not a dude, that is pedophilia behavior. That is a hundred percent. If you saw a dude that was obsessed with a little girl show and dressed up like the horse and went to convention with other pedophiles.
B
That'S a good place to start the process, the elimination process.
A
You can't.
C
All day whack one of those dudes. You probably call it a pedophile.
B
Yeah, I would think so.
A
At some point I gotta look it up at Some point, do we just. Can we. I mean, you. I, I will. I, I think I can say this unequivocally, Mike. You saw more of the worst of humanity than I ever did.
B
I have a few things.
A
Okay. I mean, and, and by your own admission, you weren't in a super large agency.
B
No, just a regular. So 200000 people. 180000 people.
A
So is it, is it fair to say had you been in a bigger jurisdiction, you would have probably saw a lot more worse?
B
You probably do, but it doesn't change because I think, I think it's going on. I think it's bad everywhere. I think it's bad everywhere. It probably almost like Ty said, no less because they're so busy, there's less time to even find that kind of stuff. You know, you got a smaller agency where there's less going on, there's more time to dig. You get a big agency. You get in a big agency and it's like, you know, human traffic agencies.
C
You have, have specific like areas. Like the smaller the agency they get, the more broad of a spectrum an investigator has to investigate so his crimes that he's got a, like in a big agency. I have, I am a special victims unit. Yeah, but then I'm. I am that squad's domestic violence investigator.
B
Let's put it this way, Jimmy. Would you rather if I told you to traffic. I was gonna have you traffic cocaine. Would I, would you rather drive through a small town where there's nobody around? Would you rather down. Drive down I4 in the middle of that traffic?
A
Oh, I'll go down I4, I'm saying.
B
So it's in a bigger area. It's like hide in plain sight. Like, the larger the area, the more organized crime, the more human trafficking, the more. Think about, you go to a big city, there's probably. You see a thousand massage parlors. You know what they're all doing in there? They're all prostitutes. They're all doing it.
A
Dude, I saw an arcade the other day. What it was, you go to one.
B
Little town and there's one place, it's like, okay, this is going to be easy. We know what's going on here. But if there's a thousand of them, how do you investigate a thousand of them?
C
You went, wait, an arcade doing that?
A
No, no, no. I, I, I, I saw a sign for an arcade the other day and I would have thought nothing of it until you guys told me what it was. And I was like, oh, the money.
C
Laundering, illegal Gambling stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
B
There's a sign, there's a sign that goes up and it happens every now and then it's back up. It says hot girls and it's got a telephone number. That's it. Yeah, it's prostitution. It's, it's like you get through like an app. So it's untrackable. It's like a, it's a text messaging phone. And there, and we tell our guys, you know, our guys get told about like yeah, we'll get to it. It's like, you know, it's like low risk crime. Right? Like we got drug dealers out here. What about. But it's just think on that big level. You get into a huge city, it's like, look at all the things you could do and just walk around, imagine.
C
All the crime compared in New York City to like a small little podunk city. Like the crime that goes rampant in New York. And there's no matter how many cops you have out there, it's always going to have a big crime in life because of how big it is.
B
And as you hate the cops more, who benefits the most from the, from the war on?
A
Cops.
B
The criminals benefit the most.
A
100. Agreed. But here's my point, right? Is that the smaller the community gets, the less you, I think there's more social pressure. Like if you go out to, we'll take Franklin, North Carolina. Right. A town of like, you know, got 400 people in it, right? It does. It's, it's covered by the sheriff's department, Right. It's not even got a police force. The crime there is pretty low because there's not a lot of people. And the social contract, everybody knows everybody. Like, you know, if I started, what.
B
Happens if I start selling drugs there?
A
How long till everybody's gonna know? In a very short period of time. In a very short period of time, the cop is gonna, the, the one of the five sheriffs are gonna know because they go to church with somebody and like, hey, little Johnny bought, you know, coke from so and so.
B
Yeah, you're done.
A
And it's done. It's over. So when, when I look at this stuff, I, I, I start to think that maybe the idea is, is really deeply embedded in a smaller group of tight knit people that are ideologically aligned rather than the communities that we are being forced into. That allows for ronies and bestiality. And let's, let's be really clear, let's be really clear. Trafficking. I mean, how deep have you guys got into the Epstein files because I've gone pretty.
B
I can't get there. It's so much.
C
What are you gonna say?
A
Maxwell.
B
Maxwell said she's not going to test it. She plead to pled the fifth. Right. She's not gonna.
A
Yeah.
B
Go in front of that board.
A
Yeah, it's.
C
It's.
A
I got. I got pictures of.
B
I got.
A
There's pictures of children cooked, like, turkeys.
C
I have seen that. It was blanked out. You saw a turkey, and then you saw a picture with a big black square on it, but you could see a human leg that looked like a turkey and then another full turkey.
A
I'll find. I'll. I'll find it for you, man.
C
I'm good, bro. I'll take your word.
A
Yeah, well, the reason why is, again, is like, I. I went. I'm like, okay, I may have to talk about this. And, you know, I'm the guy that does the Internet research, dude.
C
They. They killed. They. They not only were pedophiles to the children, they also tortured them and killed them and drank their blood, ate them. I don't know how much more evil you can get.
A
And that's. That's my point, is that, like, Mike saw some pretty bad. That was the tip of the iceberg of what we actually have going on right now. And they are the ones in charge of us. Like. Like, what do we do, man?
C
Who purchased 366 gallons of sulfuric acid coal? I don't see where the dude with a. I did, but I saw some. I saw. I don't know, man. It's. I don't really think we'll get to the bottom of that until we're in his kingdom one day. That's when you're gonna know what happened. Because Epstein. Oh.
B
You'Ll never know, because the people that were involved are still out there, and they're too powerful.
C
It's in the files.
A
Dude. It. The. So I was talking to Lily about this, and she was like, I don't want to know. I don't want to know anymore. And I'm kind of like, we have to know. We have to.
C
Right? I used to be an advocate of that, Jimmy, and I don't know if I'm not anymore, but in order to understand the evil, you have to be exposed to it. And then you're like, well, do we expose the general populace that as sheep, do we have to expose the sheep to the evil? Or do we only need to expose the sheepdog to the evil so he knows? And it's like one of those debates, like, does all society need to see this, like with her hold their eyes open like this way, not this way and make them see how evil is or do we don't do that. And we just make sure the protectors know the evil that's out there.
A
I, I, I will, I will tell you what my point of view is because Mike already said it. Who benefits from the demonization of the cops? The criminals, okay? Which means that the, the average person needs to know that the evil that that's out there and has to understand why we have Mike and Tyler and Jimmy and all the other people that are in the chat and that are out there to ostensibly to try to fight it. That's what you signed up to do. You tell me you didn't become a cop because you didn't want to go find bad guys. That's what you wanted to do. Yeah, I know that's what you wanted to do. Mike said is all the time like, I wanted to chase bad guys. That's all I cared about. You could have not paid me hardly anything. I would have gone and chased bad guys. It's what I wanted. I need that guy.
C
The three cops that got a hold of Hillary's computer saw on her laptop that turned their stomachs. I think some of the three are dead.
A
I'm gonna tell you a story from the army and you're going to understand how this happened when I tell it to you. I got called up into the barracks to go do we had to do a barracks inspection. And I'm up in the barracks and one of the other guys goes, hey, Jimmy, can you come over here a second? I got a problem. And I'm like, yeah, what's up? Dude? And I, we go into this kid's barracks room and his laptop is open, right? And now if you're in the barracks, dude, there, there's no such thing as private property, right? And this guy went on there and was like, hey, I need to get on to Ako, right? Army Knowledge Online. So he goes onto this kid's computer and he goes to get on Army Knowledge Online. And he opens a window in the first thing that popped up, which a bunch of child porn. First thing. So he calls me over and says, jimmy, what do we do? And I said, we call the first sergeant. That's what we do. So the first sergeant comes up with the company commander. We, I mean, clear as day child porn. Clear.
B
That guy's got a bad day coming.
A
But here's what happened. We were told to take the Laptop, which we did. We were told to stand guard outside of his barracks room, which we did. Two NCOs, not Joe's. Two NCOs stand guard outside the barracks room until the MPS come. The laptop was seized by the company commander and brought to the company, to the company commander's office. We handed it over to the army cid. We gave. We let the go through his room. The kid was taken away in handcuffs. Three weeks later, he was released because we didn't have the right to seize that computer, and therefore none of the child porn was admissible. That's what we were.
C
I don't understand how that. I don't understand that law enough. I mean, I could understand in the civilian world if you took it without a warrant. Yeah, that's the unfortunate side. I didn't. But like you said, Jimmy, I would assume that there was no. There's no. You know, you can't.
A
You're in the barracks. Yeah, you're in the barracks. Everything in there belongs to me.
C
I was assume.
B
So.
C
What was supposed to happen is cid, they were supposed to confiscate the laptop, and CID was supposed to write a warrant and then take the laptop from the commander.
A
That's what we were told.
B
I look at it. Inevitable discovery if it was seen by somebody who had access to it. What you saw at that moment. Moment should be admissible. And maybe if you dug deeper, then it could be a problem. But that initial view, to me would be okay, because you didn't do it maliciously and you didn't do it unlawfully. If he said, hey. If I say, hey, I have a right laptop, yeah, the personal thing comes into the computer. I get it, like. And then obviously, you're in the army. They own you. That's why it's very strange in the civilian world. Tyler's right. If I were to go, hey, this guy's got something, but you can seize it and take it. You don't need a search one. You wouldn't need one. You would need a search one to go into the computer after the fact. But I could take the computer based on probable cause when I first view it and go, okay, I'm seizing this computer because I saw child pornography. I'm taking the computer to the station, I'm locking it, then I'm going to write a search for it, and then I'm going to go through the computer. So maybe there's some other stuff factors in there. I don't know.
A
I mean. But I can tell you that that kid, he got off. He got off because we took the computer in. Into the custody. But I don't understand how that works, because it's like, dude, you live in a barracks. I can come in there and take anything I want at any time. You live in my barracks.
B
Yeah, that's why. Yeah, that's a tough one. Because if I go in, if I'm in your house, I put that up real quick, and we'll wrap it up. I'm not gonna bore you with cop stuff, but I'm in your house. I walk in, I see drugs. I can take those drugs and leave. I can't search, continue the search, but I can go, hey, I saw this on the counter. I'm taking it. I can go get a search one for the rest of your house. But the drugs that I've observed legally, initially sees, which could be a laptop, where I see child point and go. So I don't. I don't know. That seems kind of. That was a little iffy to me.
A
Yeah, yeah, it was there. There's a lot of this stuff that, like, the more we talk, the more like. Like, I have questions and, you know, it seems like the laws are out there to. They're not. They're not rules. They're shackles. They're letting the bad guy get ahead.
B
Oh, it's definitely yes. But a lot of dumb things by cops led to those. Those rulings too. So, you know, you have case law. You have. Well, first you have to give the statute book, which. The statue book. You can throw that out because case law supersedes many of the statutes. It says, oh, I can do this. Well, case law says you can't anymore. It's a show. And then you're responsible in a split second to make a critical decision, like taking a laptop, where now the whole case gets tossed and this child predator gets put back out because you used your brain and went like, well, I should be able to take this. It's illegal. Well, now, the 13th district of this court determined one time, it's like, okay, I'm supposed to know that. So, you know, barring not acting maliciously, I think there should always be leeway for human error. And not malicious human error, but human error.
A
But I mean, and. And. But again, I mean, the whole point of telling that story was that, like, here we are.
C
We.
A
We know this guy is looking at child porn, he's in the army, and. And I can't do anything about it. Like, I mean, it got to this, like, they had to move him out of the brigade. Like, everybody knew who the this guy was. Nobody wanted him.
C
He.
A
I mean, for his safety, for this kid's safety, they had to move him away. So they knew that we all knew. And.
B
And.
A
And they were like, well, if we leave him with these infantry guys, he's a dead man. Or at the very least, he's gonna get beat the up. All right.
C
All right. Well, we'll wrap it up with I'm.
A
Sorry I went dark.
B
I went dark. Who do we have tomorrow?
C
I think we have. I have checked count. I think it's armored breach. It's either tomorrow or the 18th. We talked about it. I just can't remember because it was either one or the other, so. But we have some. We. I. We definitely have someone tomorrow. I just. I. I think it might be him. So.
A
I. I would add. I will give you guys some questions that I would want to ask, if that's okay, because I know I. I can't be on for that one.
B
We still don't know who it is.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
C
Once I know for sure, just send me some questions.
A
Yeah. Because I would.
B
I.
A
You know, I have, like, questions about the differences between the way we breached and the way y' all breach and. And just. Just I want to talk tactics because it's fun. I gotta call Peach as soon as I'm done with this, because he's losing his mind.
C
All right, guys, we'll see you at 11am tomorrow live on YouTube X and Facebook. Thanks so much. Jv team for life.
Patreon Tuesday – Roasting SF Fanboys (Feb 10, 2026)
Podcast for: Veterans, First Responders, and Blue Collar Americans
Hosts: Tyler (C), Mike (B), Jimmy (A)
Date: February 10, 2026
Theme: Candid, humor-packed roundtable that rips into “Special Forces fanboys,” defends discourse and anti-communist views, and veers into policing, dark web stories, generational decay, and more.
This episode centers on calling out and humorously “roasting” a certain breed of Special Forces (SF) gun community “fanboys” who are internet critics but lack real-world experience. The hosts also debate the boundaries of podcast platforming (who to give a voice to), defend the importance of hearing opposing views, and lament cultural and generational decline—from empathy to education—while weaving in personal stories from police work, military life, and the dark side of the internet.
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The entire episode is boisterous, sardonic, and at times brutally honest. The conversation is a mix of gallows humor, straight-shooting cop/military banter, and moments of raw outrage and philosophical hardball.
This summary captures the hosts’ unapologetic take on policing, societal decline, the dangers of internet hate and echo chambers, and their commitment to both humor and hard truths—valuable for listeners curious about how working-class, veteran, law-enforcement-oriented Americans view today’s culture wars.
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