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- [00:02]
Mike
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Tyler
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- [02:27]
Mike
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Tyler
Patreon's a good time.
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Mike
Yep. Tomorrow Patreon only.
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Tyler
Yeah. The first hour obviously is for everybody and then the second hour is Patreon only. We'll. We'll get into a lot of cool stuff. So what Our things aren't ready? What things?
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Mike
The in Trouble things.
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Tyler
No, they're ready.
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Mike
Ready?
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Tyler
Yeah. Well, first we got to do reflections. So let's talk about the reel that we cut with a dude in Myrtle beach where he said, and I put on the thing should do good. Cops write tickets. You remember that?
- [03:16]
Mike
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- [03:17]
Tyler
It caused. It did well, but it caused a, like, storm of people. Pretty much like, people were commenting the point where they didn't even know this guy was a cop. They're like, oh, cops, and the cops this and cops that. And this guy was like, well, having a comment like, yo, the dude saying, this is a copy. Like, most people were so mad at that reel. They hated cops that they didn't even take in that the reel was about not writing citizens tickets.
- [03:44]
Mike
Most people on Instagram aren't very smart. Dominic is right that Instagram has the lowest IQ of.
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Tyler
And you're right when you say, you know, people on Instagram are just gonna post, and no matter what you say, they're just gonna talk back.
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Mike
Yes. I've developed a very keen sense of not giving a. Because if you pay attention to Instagram, you're. You're gonna. You don't want to jump off a bridge. Like, it's all fake names, all fake people. And they just. It's a. It's like the class clown. You really can't get upset the class clown when he's throwing the zingers out. So that's why I really don't engage much on Instagram. Facebook, which is more real names, and YouTube seems to be more realistic conversation. But, yeah, people just come in, say the. I mean, I'm guilty of it with my meme pages and the memes I make, I just hit and run. But, yeah, people won't watch long enough. And I always say it. They don't even read the comment of the one before them. Like, somebody will respond with eight paragraphs, and all they do is skip it and say the next thing on their mind. And it's like two people yelling at each other out loud that neither of them is listening to what the other person is saying. So Instagram is its own crazy place.
- [04:50]
Tyler
And. And then the other thing was the pop shot taken at you in stories, a pretty lengthy story.
- [04:58]
Mike
Oh, yeah, the tone alert one. Yeah, yeah, it was funny and that. But you know what was funniest about it was I murked him in the conversation, and then he posted it for a minute and realized, man, I look really bad in this back and forth. And then he deleted the back and forth and said he.
- [05:12]
Tyler
Oh, so he posted private messages.
- [05:14]
Mike
Yes, he took the private. The conversation back and forth. And then all of a sudden I started getting messages like, bro, you murked them in the comment you were. And then all of a sudden it was gone. I think he realized, like, yeah, I look really dumb. The thing about those dudes are, I can see it now, they're just your average, average cop. Average cop who got sucked into a counterculture network that says some controversial things and has some controversial thoughts. And they don't. Because you notice even at the live events, their takes were very like non existent. Pro admin. Pro female cop. Which I'm not saying you have to be against it, but was just like, they refused to say anything at all. Negative. And that's, That's, I believe, how we got started. So it was like, even in the back and forth, it's like, you're telling me I'm. Because I made a whole page mocking them and it's going crazy. One of the reels there, over 500, 000 views already. One of the pages. And it was like, all you care about is this and that. And I'm like, bro, you guys are just so beta. It's just, it's bad. And they, you know, they attacked me just to get that recognition and probably backfired, I would think.
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Tyler
But I don't think anyone's more important than the other as far as what I'm about to say. But there are two, the two ways of looking at law enforcement. There's the cynical way of how the job is dead and making fun of everything that it's about right now. And then there's the, hey, the job's not dead. Let's be, you know, And I wish those two worlds could like, coexist because I think it'd be really good. But you got a page that you just started that's really just shining light on all the stupid in law enforcement. And it's done a mil, like probably 100 times better than a page that's like, the job's not dead. Let's go out there and get it.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Tyler
So.
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Mike
Well, it's. It's the comedy part of it. It's like these guys can't even laugh. Like, they can't laugh, they can't joke. It can't be. It's just so bad. It's like they would be the. And it kind of ties to the citation guys. They would be the guys that we, you know, the guy that we joke about would write their own mama ticket. Like, they have no Wiggle room. They have no fun. And then they start. You know, I think where he probably went wrong was he took a shot at. You know, my agency is 400, 500 sworn with the jail and 200,000 people roughly in the county. And he took a. You're from some little PO dump, small town. It's like, no, I'm probably on the large side of the average. Way on the large side of average law enforcement agency. So he basically on like 95 of the country in the back and forth like you work in Las Vegas Metro. What I simply said was name five people. Name one person you have sitting in prison right now. You're just Mr. Faces blurred. You're Mr. You guys are the king of the cr. I said, I can name 10. Name one person sitting in prison. Send me the link. You're just gonna use it on your show to mock us. You're gonna. I'm like, no, dude, show me the money. Show me where your high speed blocked out face and your vans and your outer carrier that doesn't even cover your chest because you want to look cool. Show me just one. Just one person. And they could. Couldn't answer. Name one.
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Tyler
So it's like that exchange happened.
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Mike
Oh, it was in the. It was in the back and forth.
- [08:26]
Tyler
You're gonna make fun of me.
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Mike
Yeah. But then I said, okay, let's. My point was, is if the it's all about the job is alive and you guys are so high speed. Show me the stats.
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Tyler
Yeah, that's the.
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Mike
If you're gonna argue stats with me. I said, we can show stats all day. My little PO Dump ass town. I put some people in jail.
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Tyler
Well, they also post. We never really covered it because. But they posted the. Your. Your crime rate reflects your proactivity or something.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Tyler
And then we went and pulled up Las Vegas 93.
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Mike
They have 7% of the nation is worse than them. 93 is better. So if you do the stats on that, they're. If they took a test on 1 to 100 out of 100 questions on their test, they would have got seven, right? Yeah, a 7%.
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Tyler
So it's a reflection on your proactivity, I guess. Performance.
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Mike
I said the one guy can't see over the steering wheel.
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Dylan
So Tyler, I think you have a good point of like. Yes, there has to be some balance of both of those worlds. Calling out admin and then giving like legit police work the credit. But I think that's what a lot of pages do. Even Cotville and I don't like to Give him credit anywhere. But there's always credit given to like dudes doing legit police work. I still maintain, I still keep going back to it. If you look at their page and their podcast, when they first started, it wasn't a lot of anything. Their page didn't grow, their podcast didn't grow. There was a lot of stagnant views.
- [09:47]
Mike
Didn't grow.
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Dylan
Stagnation. There was a lot of stagnation there. And I think what they saw was an opportunity to latch on and I love the word coattails to the coattails of dudes that do legitimate work as a way to kind of suck them into their page and, and a way to identify with guys that are doing legit police work so they can get some views and likes. And if you look at it, it's kind of, it's kind of actually worked. So not that they actually stand for or represent any of that, but they saw an opportunity to like reverse roleplay. What Mike has been saying about admin, which has never been applied to goons or legit police work or dope guys, that's never been the point of that. But to like take it out of context and be able to capitalize on a saying or a phrase and attract the white monster dudes that are jump out boys on the zen and that's not what they are. That's not what they are. They've never. There's not a single picture of them other than the vest that doesn't fit and the black box over the face.
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Tyler
That's like saying the goons saying that's never happened. But goons saying admin is cool is like a punk rock band saying the government's cool. Like they don't. They don't. If you are a goon street guy, there's a very, very, very, very, very rare chance. It's not, it's possible that you are in good terms with your admin.
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Mike
It's not possible.
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Tyler
It's been that. That's why we have police unions, because admin wants things done, but they want them done magically. Like little gnomes going out there. And, and in, in all reality, your street goons at night are your little gnomes doing your dirty work. And when you a good at a good admin, if they don't promote it publicly, they'll at least acknowledge that we have our dirty little street goons out there doing our bidding. So when, when things happen and there's a collision and there's some damage control, we don't on them or outcast them because we're asking them to do. It's like, but that's like crime. Like, oh, you were, but you got caught. You're. You're done, dude. Like, you're expendable.
- [11:43]
Mike
And here's my other point. If I, if I go on and start talking about my qualifications and what I've done, I'm a bragger, right? I'm self centered. I'm a piece of. I'm a bragger. But why it doesn't hurt my feelings is because I know my resume. I don't have to say it. This must have hurt their feelings because they have their own resume in their head and they realize they're gay and they don't have any backbone because why would something like, it just goes back to the tickets. It goes back to anytime we post a story and somebody's like, oh, it goes, does it, does it apply to you if I'm. What I'm saying hurts your feelings? And you, like, if I say men were. If they don't train, that guy's mean. Well, do you not train? Because if you trained, you wouldn't, it wouldn't apply to you. So when I say the job is dead, immediately, like, well, I put my fans on and my little vest and I go out and make a crack arrest. Oh, cool. Like, like that. So I look at it like, that must have hurt their feelings where they come back at me with, they're great cops. But then when I say, well, tell me about all the people you put in prison. Because that's how we can. If you want to get down to numbers, I can get down to numbers. But then it was. I'm just a. For even suggesting that. So how do I, how do I validate to you that I know what I'm doing without telling you what I'm doing? But when I claim that you guys are homos or that the job is dead, you had to pipe up as if you didn't feel like you were sufficient. You had to tell everybody you were sufficient. And that's what I look at it like. They had to tell everybody they were great.
- [13:07]
Tyler
Well, and my big thing is we say it all the time. Even if we're talking about one specific group of people or person or page, all we say is, hey, listen, if, like, if you're this type of person, you're, you're an issue. And then usually they immediately identify themselves with being offended by it. Like, okay, well, I didn't say it was you, but if you're, if I say, yeah, like 40 of cops are fat, and you know it's a problem. And if. If you're borderline and you're like, well, I'm not fat, so they're not talking about me. Or if you're like, I'm fat and that pisses me off, well, you just identified it.
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Dylan
Not me on this. On the same side of that coin. Same thing with female cops that kind of get roasted or exploited. I don't get offended by it because I know they're not talking about me. If something is not applicable to you, then there should be no offense to it. Same thing with. With the other R word that you can't say, right? If someone said, yes, but if somebody says, that's. And I'm pointing at this, at this desk because it's broken or whatever, and someone goes, excuse me, I have a nephew that has, whatever, mental disability. And it's like, I didn't know you had a nephew, nephew. Nor did I know they had a mental disability. So who's the one that's associating your nephew with the word retard? Me or you?
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Mike
Like, I will tell you, as much as I make jokes about female cops, the females are less offended than the two faggots from Las Vegas. The females embrace it more like, oh, that's pretty good. Oh, that's funny. These two clowns. And now I guess there's a third one. And one's gone. I think the dude I posted, I was told doesn't. Isn't tone alert anymore. He's. Which one? The one I posted? Austin, Maybe Matthew the Metal shot himself is not associated anymore.
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Tyler
In the leg, on duty.
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Mike
Not like, well, he got somebody else shot with his own gun, but that guy's not associated. And then they rebranded, regroup. But what my point was is it's like you got so offended by something. I. As much as I make jokes about females, the females are less offended than. Than these guys. And it's whatever. And I get messages about you. I'm like, bro, everybody hates me. Like, you're not special.
- [15:17]
Tyler
Well, and Tom Rizzo said it best. Having Tom Rizzo and Dom Izzo with my head a little bit. But Tom Rizzo said it best. He's like, that's why you guys get stones thrown at you. Like, I do me is because you. You cause ripples. But moving on, the one second super
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Mike
chat from Clinton, Clint said, I'm just out here committing war crimes. And then Piglet became. I put that up while we're talking Piglet, who said, you're gonna mess his Name up anyway became. Is it pliglet?
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Tyler
Pliglet. See, you messed it up.
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Mike
Piglet became a new member. Thank you. Yeah, piglet.
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Tyler
So the.
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Jake
The.
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Tyler
The main topic, which again, the. The main topics always have literally no information on them. But the. The missing soldiers in morocco. So apparently. Apparently it was a training exercise. 2 u. S. Soldiers missing in morocco after annual military exercise. They were missing in morocco participating in an annual military exercise called african lion. The. And it's in africa.
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Mike
I'm not. Not mature enough for this.
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Tyler
The two members were reported missing near the cap draw training area in the city of taunton. And it sounds like a star wars city.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Tyler
Oh, a tauntaun is the things they ride in in empire strikes back. The plane of hawk. Did you know that?
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Mike
No.
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Tyler
Okay. Anyways, May 2, about 2:00pm The Moroccan military said.
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Jake
Why.
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Tyler
Why the Moroccan military anyways? U. S. Moroccan and other assets from african lion immediately initiated coordinated search and rescue operations including ground, air and maritime assets. The incident remains under investigation and search is ongoing. The incident is not related to terrorism. A defense department officials said two soldier department confirmed are members of the u. S. Military but not publicly identified but will not publicly identify Were last seen near ocean cliffs at the cap draw training area. During scheduled training, the two soldiers did not return expected and the u. S. And moroccan personnel initiated a joint effort, the official confirmed, Adding that initial reports indicate the soldiers may have fallen into the nearby atlantic ocean. So I'm not really. Again, weird things happen overseas in the military, and to think that two people fell off a cliff is just weird to me. I've heard of people murdered, raped, gone missing for weird reasons. But I have a question, but do
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Mike
you think they're really missing or are they lying?
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Dylan
Turn his mic off.
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Tyler
Get it.
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Mike
Okay, lion. They could be lying. Get it?
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Dylan
I'm not laughing at it.
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Mike
It could be lying.
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Tyler
Anyways. All right, that was a good one.
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Mike
I mean, I know, you know, 30 seconds.
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Tyler
I had it.
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Mike
All right. I'm just saying.
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Tyler
But that to me, is a little suspicious that two people fell off a cliff, like, accidentally. Does that sound weird to anybody?
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Mike
Yeah, it sounds like they're lying.
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Tyler
All right, this is the seriousness of this show, the main topic.
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Mike
I mean, it doesn't seem likely that two dudes with military experience would get themselves in that position to be that close to the cliff. And then unless they decided, like, maybe they were gay lovers and they were like, this is it. We're here, we're going.
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Tyler
Ever seen the. The other guys? I know you haven't.
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Mike
Yeah.
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Tyler
Where they're like they fist bumps. Aim for the bushes. Yeah.
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Mike
All right.
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Tyler
So I believe maybe that they were like maybe jumping off the rocks into the water and then they drowned. But to say they accidentally fell off is. I've. Listen, I've been there when the military lied. I remember being in bad Diet. Baghdad, Iraq. And I read the open the Stars and Stripes, which is the newspaper that we get over there, and it said Obama has officially announced to the nation that we are out of all combat areas in Iraq.
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Mike
Standing there.
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Tyler
Yeah, we were standing. Oh, I'm sorry. It wasn't combat errors. It was all combat arms. Moss were out of major cities in Iraq. And I'm like, we're in the infantry sitting in a. In a cop or JSS as they. They called them now in the middle of Baghdad, Iraq. And then it made sense the couple days prior. During the day we had to take these gigantic. You know when you're a kid in gym and you pull that parachute out? We were doing that with black tarps and putting them over our trucks during the daytime so the air couldn't see them. So we could say we're out. It's nuts. So military lies. I don't believe that story at all.
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Dylan
So should we believe the commie now that the military and government lies. Propaganda.
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Tyler
What do you call it?
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Dylan
Yeah, I went there. Atrocity propaganda.
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Mike
That's not. No, because that we're not gonna bomb Africa because two guys fell off a cliff. You know, if it was, you know, Africa's like, we gotta find these soldiers.
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Tyler
Yeah.
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Mike
It's not like. I mean, if it was in Iran, they killed like 10 more people this weekend.
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Tyler
Yeah, they.
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Mike
Iran killed like 10 more civilian, like really good people.
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Dylan
Like how you say it.
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Tyler
Yeah. Trying to be respectful.
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Mike
Yeah, it's.
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Dylan
It's the. It's the picture though, that you're misled and something is presented falsely to lead you to believe something else is the point.
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Mike
Do this. But I'm going to.
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Dylan
Not even listening to me. That's cool.
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Tyler
I am. But I know what you're saying because I believe that if bad statistics make the military look bad, especially violence or sexual misconduct on or either overseas or in country, they. The military will try to cover up suspicious activity with a blanket. Must have been an accident. Like people like. I remember when I was in there, dude, dudes were getting drunk and like playing Russian roulette.
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Mike
No way.
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Tyler
Somebody shot their head off and wasn't
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Dylan
a sig, was it?
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Mike
No, I don't think those.
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Tyler
Those were as prominent when I was in oh, we got a super chat real quick. While you around and don't care about the show.
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Mike
Mike, I'm getting a video. Lewis has not got the camera on me like he's supposed to. So everybody's doing. Everybody's doing their job today.
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Tyler
Liz says how do they know if it's not a terrorist related. I would say probably it's not because it's. Their training exercise is usually in more greenish areas where they have control. It's not guaranteed, but they wouldn't be doing a training exercise in a hostile area. That being said, anything's possible, but I, I would believe them in. In that sense that it's not Chozilla. Good afternoon, 99. What's up, bud? The man.
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Mike
Oh, he's in the. He's in the running from. For May. 10 super chats get you in the running.
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Tyler
All right. Would you.
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Mike
I got a video of Ryan in his free time.
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Tyler
Is it the thing that they sent it somebody.
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Mike
Yes, I, you know, here is. And you know, when you're bored in San Francisco, sometimes you pass the time and you know, you do things and that's not it. Where'd it go? Here it is.
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Tyler
This is when he says he's busy.
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Mike
I tell he's getting ready for the show on a regular basis. He's just. One more time.
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Tyler
If you guys give me that.
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Mike
Give me that wheel.
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Tyler
If you guys are listening. Feminine man swinging a tire into his balls.
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Mike
I thought that was good.
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Tyler
It is good. All right. All right. So do you have the Nick Fuentes thing pulled up?
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Mike
Yeah, I have. Let's see.
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Tyler
So we covered Nick Fuentes last week where he pushed the lady. I think it was Friday.
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Mike
Here's the video that. I have some video here. Here is the video of Nick Fuentes pushing the lead. I think we've all seen this, but I'll play it one more time. Tough guy Nick.
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Tyler
I'm. I'm down for it. I would laugh too.
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Mike
Hi. Oh my God. What.
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Tyler
What are you doing
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Dylan
out of here?
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Tyler
Out of here. Pushes the lady down after he peppers. So I love it, dude.
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Mike
So to me that's. That's battery, dude. Anywhere the. Anywhere a civilian mailman, ups, Amazon person can go, they can stand on your.
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Tyler
It's the invitation to the public.
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Mike
They gotta ring your doorbell. You can say, hey, I want to talk to you. So. And then she's like 57 year old lady pepper sprays her batter. Yeah.
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Tyler
It's kind of like when somebody married Mary's. When somebody murders a pedophile. You're like it's against the law, but I'm down for it. Like pushing that little liberal old lady down in Pepper Springer. The faith. I think it's awesome. I wish, I wish that people would do that more often. They wouldn't go to their houses anymore. You think she's gonna do that again to somebody? Well, maybe after she wins a lawsuit.
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Mike
But, but what I'm saying is, is like a. Journalists do it all the time. They show up at politician's house and we all get behind that, like, hey, I want somebody to go to Nancy Pelosi's house. I want somebody to chase Nancy Pelosi down the, you know, with the phone out video. Nick Shirley running up to the, to the Somalian who.
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Tyler
The one that got handled. The guy with the bullet.
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Mike
Yeah, that's the white guy thing.
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Tyler
But he does the same thing on the other side and he got.
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Mike
But I'm saying in this case, like you have a right to knock on somebody's door. That's where the mailman goes. That's where you deliver back. Back before. You know, back my day when before we put everything on the ark, we used to like go to people's houses, knock on doors and say hello. We have a phone to call ahead. So that's a, that's normal behavior.
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Tyler
That comedian nails it too. Have you ever seen that comedian where he's like, you know, when we were kids, somebody knocks on the door, yay. It's a relative or it's a neighbor and people usually bring stuff and it's a glorious time. And he's like, now you hear, everyone's like, the lights off. Who could that be? Who could that be?
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Mike
Yeah, we know now too. The ring goes off and I'm like. And it's the lady walking behind the
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Tyler
street when any, anytime anybody knocks on your door nowadays, it's nothing good. There's nothing good that comes from.
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Mike
It's a subpoena, subpoena last week.
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Tyler
Or a solicitor.
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Mike
Yeah, well, that's what this could have been. Two super chats. James De La Cruz. Good afternoon, everyone. Put me in, Mike. James won last month and he's in now this month. And plague lit. How many times did they harass him before they actually happened? I don't know, but it's kind of like saying we have a complaint on speeders and there's a thousand people sped by and now you're the next guy that comes by and you're getting a thousand dollar speeding ticket even though it's the first time you sped.
- [25:44]
Tyler
Hey, life's not fair, dude.
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Mike
Yeah, it's not. But to push an old lady down,
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Tyler
dude, she's not an old lady, dude. She's a liberal.
- [25:52]
Mike
It doesn't matter.
- [25:53]
Tyler
Crazy liberal.
- [25:54]
Mike
She literally says hello. She knocks on his door. She's not armed.
- [25:58]
Tyler
Why is she like this up in his door?
- [25:59]
Mike
She's looking in the door, brother.
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Tyler
Normal people go like this and they step away. I'm a cop. I got a gun at the process. Did you say there's a video of Nick?
- [26:09]
Mike
So, yeah, I have. So here's a little update on the case. Let me go add. And then here we go.
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Red
Pulled it outside my house about a
- [26:18]
Tyler
year and a half ago.
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Red
And this is a story from the Chicago Sun Times.
- [26:24]
Tyler
I'll just go through it and we'll talk a little bit about it.
- [26:27]
Justin
It says, quote, the criminal case against
- [26:30]
Red
Nick Fuentes has been dropped months after he was set to complete a deferred prosecution agreement.
- [26:37]
Tyler
But the woman he has accused of
- [26:38]
Red
battering said he didn't complete the agreement and is now taking him to civil court instead.
- [26:44]
Tyler
The woman he is accused of battering.
- [26:49]
Justin
Things we like to hear.
- [26:52]
Tyler
After dropping the criminal case against him, fearing it would be strung out even
- [26:55]
Red
longer than the 18 months that have
- [26:58]
Tyler
already passed since the attack, Marla Rose
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Red
is now suing him in civil court. She told the Sun Times, since the attack. The attack.
- [27:08]
Jake
She comes to my house, she comes
- [27:10]
Tyler
to my front door looking for a
- [27:13]
Red
problem, filming my house, doxing me, calling me names, standing outside my house screaming,
- [27:21]
Tyler
yeah, where was that?
- [27:22]
Mike
They would have played it. They would have played it like it was all right, that's it. So he's bragging that it got dropped
- [27:27]
Tyler
in that I would brag too, man, that's.
- [27:29]
Mike
You guys are up, dude.
- [27:31]
Tyler
I would be bragging.
- [27:33]
Mike
That is beta male behavior, dude. You're such a tough guy that you say the N word.
- [27:39]
Tyler
Jews.
- [27:39]
Mike
You throw all these slurs. You're the toughest little weasel behind a desk. And a 57 year old lady knocks on your front door and you pepper spray her and throw her on the ground and. And then mock the word attack because it was an attack. If you're gonna be a tough guy, you gotta be a tough guy all the time.
- [27:56]
Tyler
I didn't say I'd do it. Just I like, like I said, I'm not out there a vigilante killing pitas. But when everyone dies, I'm like, well, that's pretty. Yeah.
- [28:04]
Mike
If it was, I get it.
- [28:05]
Tyler
But this. So some liberal piece of woman that decides to go pick a fight Got beat up. I think it's funny.
- [28:15]
Mike
She's not gonna. Oh, my God.
- [28:18]
Tyler
What was she doing knocking on the door?
- [28:20]
Mike
Maybe she want an interview. She can't ask the guy, that Mr. Tough guy on the Internet for an interview.
- [28:24]
Tyler
Somebody did say, what do we know about what they're. There's. Is there any history between them two? Has she ever done it before? Was she stalking him?
- [28:33]
Mike
If she did, she would have a trespass warning or some type of injunction, which was not brought up. And he would absolutely bring that to light.
- [28:39]
Tyler
He got doxed.
- [28:39]
Mike
People put his address out. She had the balls to walk up and knock on his door with a phone out, probably maybe say, hey, you're a. Whatever she was going to call him. I'm telling you.
- [28:48]
Dylan
I mean, this is.
- [28:49]
Mike
I want one of you guys, just somebody random come to my house today after I get home, and I'm gonna throw you across my front yard. And you don't you tell me if this year, I think after he's not going to come arrested.
- [28:57]
Tyler
Is this after the time somebody came to his house and tried to kill him? He was going to kill Nick Fuentes. I think at some point you're going to get fed up.
- [29:05]
Mike
How many times have been threatened to be killed?
- [29:06]
Tyler
But has anybody shown up to your house with a gun?
- [29:08]
Mike
The gun, but that. People come to my house. People told me, I know where your kids go to school. People tell me, I know where you live.
- [29:13]
Tyler
And they knock on your door.
- [29:15]
Mike
No, but if it's that specific person, that scenario. It's not. If it was that specific person, it would be. But the next. I, I. For the purpose of this show, I'd like a Black female about 57 to come to my house later today. I'm gonna punch you across my front. You gotta be black, because this lady was black. Well, so I want her to. It does. I want it to be. If we're gonna do a scientific experiment, we need to make sure everything lines up accordingly.
- [29:39]
Dylan
This reminds me a lot of Sean Reyes that went to the door of the.
- [29:42]
Tyler
I know, because he's a big fan of that. Right?
- [29:44]
Dylan
But Sean Reyes went to the door and the guy came out, chased him down the driveway and spit on him. And that was ridiculous. Despite the fact that you know what Sean Reyes is about. And he came to your door. Like, there's a way. There's a way to handle things like an adult.
- [29:55]
Tyler
I just think. I think that just tribal mindset, you just around and find out, like, I, I really do. If, If Sean Reyes got Shot in that altercation, we could sit here and say all day long that that was wrong, that that happened, which it would be. And that cop now has to go to prison, whatever. But at the end of the day, Sean Reyes, at the end of the court, doesn't sit up and go, I won, he's dead. That lady maybe has a bruised elbow and some pepper in her eye. And like, it's almost like, was it worth it?
- [30:24]
Dylan
Right. But that's just. You don't get to impose your own punishment on people because they do stupid things. Yeah, it's stupid to take it up. It's risky to take it upon yourself to walk up to someone's door and not really know how they'. Respond, but we can't, like, accept it and go, yeah, well, if you act stupid, bad things.
- [30:40]
Tyler
But it's based on our own. It's based on our own gauge. Right. So you Reasonable.
- [30:45]
Mike
Reasonable, because it's going to go to court.
- [30:47]
Tyler
No, no, no, no, no.
- [30:48]
Mike
You're.
- [30:48]
Tyler
I'm talking a guy gets off from sexually molesting a child, right? And some guy comes up to him, puts a bullet in his head. To you, Mike Dilks, that's reasonable. And I think that is the top tier. I think 99.9 of people can get on board with that. But you're making your own reason. You're making your own gauge at what's acceptable.
- [31:08]
Mike
Yeah, but we're kind of going with
- [31:10]
Tyler
someone took the matter into their own hands.
- [31:11]
Mike
Society. Society. What you just said society overwhelmingly would be like, yep, I would love a
- [31:17]
Tyler
poll right now to see who thinks she deserved it.
- [31:19]
Mike
Well, you're all your MAGA. People in there are going to say something. I'm not even. I'll make it.
- [31:24]
Tyler
I need to make you an inspector hat where you can turn it around. Like, set bills on each one where you could just. One's blue and one's red. Because I'm not saying it was right or wrong. I'm not arguing law at all. I'm saying if she deserved it and if. Also, do you think it's funny?
- [31:43]
Dylan
Type it away on his phone.
- [31:45]
Tyler
All these lawyers. Let the hood work it out. Yeah. Dog prior. You. You're not black, Spencer.
- [31:57]
Mike
All right, there you go.
- [31:59]
Tyler
You do the. Do the real boom. If Aunt Jemima comes to my. Oh, my God, I'm not reading that.
- [32:07]
Mike
Did the lady deserve to be pepper sprayed and pushed down one yes to no. There it is.
- [32:15]
Tyler
Vote away.
- [32:17]
Mike
Mad too.
- [32:18]
Tyler
Vote away.
- [32:19]
Mike
Let's see what. Let's see what kind of human beings you guys are.
- [32:23]
Tyler
I. We're not saying whether it's right or wrong or anything like that. Not. We know it's illegal. We know it's wrong.
- [32:29]
Mike
Can I. Can I, for the record, say that G Money is on my side?
- [32:33]
Tyler
Oh, is he really?
- [32:33]
Mike
G Money is on my side. I bet you he's not working today. He called out sick.
- [32:36]
Tyler
But I bet you for some clout he'll switch his mind. How did they vote?
- [32:43]
Mike
You put one or two in the chat. Oh, you can't do that. What? You just can't do it.
- [32:53]
Dylan
He said one and a half.
- [32:56]
Mike
I'm getting all cops open. Hold on. Take the camera off me, Lois. I gotta do something.
- [33:03]
Tyler
James, you can't be 1 and 2. You gotta be 1.5. Won't count it towards it.
- [33:12]
Mike
There we go.
- [33:13]
Tyler
How long are we gonna leave it up for? Oh, it's starting to. It's the nose. Oh, it's starting to even out.
- [33:19]
Mike
Yep. We got some normal thinking human beings in here. I'm scared.
- [33:23]
Tyler
I thought we had some ballers in here. Some ride or dies. Dylan. Joe. Oh, that's Jojo.
- [33:34]
Mike
We're almost there. Come on.
- [33:35]
Tyler
When do we stop it? When you win.
- [33:39]
Mike
As soon as it goes, the twos get ahead. I'm just gonna remove it from the stage.
- [33:42]
Tyler
We're one vote away from being even. And then.
- [33:44]
Mike
Yeah, because guys are voting more than once and it doesn't count.
- [33:47]
Tyler
No, they can't do that.
- [33:47]
Mike
I know it doesn't count.
- [33:49]
Tyler
Oh, it won't count.
- [33:50]
Mike
No, it's one vote. So we have a total of.
- [33:53]
Tyler
How can you even tell?
- [33:54]
Mike
It's on my screen only.
- [33:56]
Tyler
Oh, all right.
- [33:59]
Mike
You bullies win.
- [34:01]
Tyler
Okay.
- [34:02]
Mike
It's okay to push women down and pepper spray them for no reason.
- [34:05]
Tyler
We didn't say it's okay. It's funny and she deserved it.
- [34:07]
Mike
And that's not what the police said. Let me show one more time. The poll clearly says, did she deserve it?
- [34:12]
Tyler
Oh, well, that's worded wrong because I don't. Oh, I did say she deserved it. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's fair.
- [34:18]
Mike
Right? All right, all right. Nick Fuentes is a hero. Beat anybody up. Next person. I want the Amazon guy. Every one of you devoted. Yes. When the Amazon guy brings you the package today, I want you to beat his ass all the way down the driveway.
- [34:32]
Tyler
Me and my UPS guy are tight.
- [34:34]
Mike
Mine too. My mailman is retired. NYPD watches the show.
- [34:38]
Tyler
I bet he's got story. Does it really?
- [34:40]
Mike
Yeah.
- [34:40]
Tyler
All right. Don't go to Mike's door. Oh, wait, no. Michael embrace you.
- [34:44]
Mike
Yeah, you're good. You come to my house.
- [34:45]
Tyler
Don't come to my house.
- [34:46]
Mike
Don't come to Tyler's house.
- [34:47]
Tyler
All right, I've been talking about how we are going to do the. On the little bottom ticker thing. The military police that entered a house illegally. Accidentally, and then also illegally, which I didn't know the military police.
- [35:04]
Mike
I don't think it's illegally. I think they can do whatever they want. I think it's the wrong.
- [35:07]
Tyler
Wait, is there different rules on base?
- [35:09]
Mike
Yeah, dude, why do you think Eddie Gallagher got held for so long and all that?
- [35:12]
Tyler
No, I know that, but like, do they not. Oh, that's a great question.
- [35:15]
Mike
Come in your house whenever he wants, dude, they come in whenever they want.
- [35:17]
Tyler
It's milk on post. Yes.
- [35:20]
Mike
It's military housing, dude.
- [35:22]
Tyler
No way. That's crazy.
- [35:24]
Mike
Is it the video though?
- [35:26]
Tyler
That's nuts. Oh, not that one.
- [35:30]
Mike
No. I don't know where I put it. Maybe I didn't swipe it over. Hold on. I don't have it.
- [35:36]
Tyler
I've got it made already.
- [35:38]
Mike
I got it. I got it right here.
- [35:42]
Tyler
That is nuts, dude. I would like to know. And that's not hard to find either. The information on that, whether or not you have constitutional rights while living on military housing.
- [35:49]
Mike
Totally different.
- [35:50]
Dylan
It says military police can enter on base. This is AI by the way.
- [35:54]
Red
So I'm not going to put it
- [35:55]
Dylan
in stone without a warrant, but only under specific legally defined circumstances. Generally relying an authority from the installation commander rather than than a civilian judge. Well, fourth amendment protections against unreasonable searches and seizures apply on military bases. They are interpreted differently than off post housing due to the military's control over its property. Yeah, it would be like the school being able to search your law.
- [36:16]
Tyler
I'm sure it's like.
- [36:17]
Mike
It's like we heard Hoover wears his underwear backwards. So the holes in the back. We're gonna go search his drawer. Well, and it's.
- [36:23]
Tyler
It's like. It's like one guy is like. Yeah, they're like, although doesn't need a warrant. It needs a legal binding. Like that's usually what the warrant.
- [36:31]
Mike
We heard that Hoover was off his. So we're gonna check on.
- [36:35]
Tyler
Why do you keep telling?
- [36:35]
Mike
Because it's you. All right, we heard Nick Fuentes. We're gonna check his house to make sure he's okay. All right, Here's a video of them in. In action home invasion, security forces. Dangerous person to miss the video.
- [37:10]
Tyler
Wow. When it's over, I want you to Replay that beginning part again. Dude, he looked like a thug.
- [37:16]
Mike
There's more coming. More. We're running. Female.
- [37:26]
Tyler
Well, kind of running. Then she stopped. She ran like she skipped a couple.
- [37:29]
Mike
Major would be pissed off about them. Walk on the ground.
- [37:30]
Tyler
Oh, yeah. No matter what, you can't walk in grass.
- [37:35]
Jake
Ever.
- [37:36]
Mike
Oh, sorry. Wrong house. Let me put my heater away. You know, they carry pigs too. That's real dangerous.
- [37:46]
Tyler
And they just load up.
- [37:48]
Mike
So there was a. I think that's it. There was a juvenile. Oh, start it over.
- [37:52]
Tyler
I just want to see that beginning. Watch this. Dude, if you looked out your door cam and you saw this coming up. All right, that's good.
- [38:09]
Mike
And the door happened to be open, I wonder what happened if it wasn't. And I believe there was a 8 year old kid sitting on the couch.
- [38:15]
Tyler
I don't know how old, but a
- [38:16]
Dylan
minor had just gotten home.
- [38:18]
Mike
Is it.
- [38:18]
Tyler
I mean, I'm not trying to.
- [38:19]
Dylan
Stuck a gun in his face.
- [38:21]
Tyler
What?
- [38:22]
Dylan
Yeah, it was the wrong house. But a minor had. I don't know how old, maybe. I don't remember. It was eight. But a minor had just gotten home from school or just gotten inside the door and they ended up sticking a gun in his face before they realized it was the wrong house.
- [38:33]
Tyler
I mean, listen, what he.
- [38:34]
Mike
I want to know what the right house was like, what was the scenario
- [38:37]
Tyler
at the right house? Listen, dude, that guy's wearing camouflage, obviously, okay? But when you look out your doorbell, you're not gonna look at what he's wearing. You're gonna see a guy with borderline twisties and a gun out like this. Down. Down it. Dude, that looks suspicious. As. I mean, that's why we have hair regs. Maybe it's like, oh, this guy's got a high and tight and he's. You just don't open a door with your gun. Like, did they say anything?
- [39:04]
Dylan
Yeah, and that's. Well, that goes to the. That. I think that goes to. What are their. What they do once they have the approval to go to. Into a house. But I think it isn't. Like, what was the incident at the house they were responding to? Because is that the way you approach and clear a house as a military. I don't care. I. Whoever trains mps needs to be overhauled and reassessed because what the was that if that was a legitimate situation where you were going to meet deadly force?
- [39:31]
Mike
Yeah, that's a great point. Like, what. What. What was the scenario where you would enter if you needed your guns out and multiple people and you're going to make entry in the house. What scenario on earth would the entry look like that? That's worse than like the worst cops I've seen enter houses. That's worse. Gun out yet. He's like, take your gun out. So she's like drawing it against the house.
- [39:52]
Dylan
There was a legitimate threat in there. Half of them at least are dead for sure.
- [39:56]
Mike
And then imagine you're sitting on your couch and you mind your business. You're a military guy, and they come through the door and you start popping them.
- [40:02]
Tyler
I mean, even SWAT technically knocks. I mean, I know it's not much, but it's technically a quick knock.
- [40:07]
Mike
You have to have a special warrant to not knock. Like there has to be an exception.
- [40:10]
Tyler
Let's look at. We're talking about what they did wrong for I believe like violating people's rights. But then look on the flip side. Let's look at what they did wrong for themselves. Dude, his. He's opening the door as his guns down by his knee. Like if there was a bad guy in there and that was a legitimate. Yeah, dude, he's dead. That girl behind him is. Doesn't even have her gun out.
- [40:32]
Dylan
Everyone responding that came up after the fact. There's also going to go balls to the wall into the house and get smoked.
- [40:39]
Mike
I just. Yeah, I can't. I don't understand what could have been the scenario to have an armed entry into a residence in that disastrous formation. Doesn't. I don't know. I mean, even cops would do something like, hey, hello. Anybody in there? Come out something. Maybe have a super chat. James Delacruz.
- [41:00]
Tyler
I hated the air force.
- [41:01]
Mike
MPS got a speeding ticket in Iraq while heading out because we got called off the for qrf. Everybody hates MPS more than cops. The one one thing hated more than regular cops.
- [41:12]
Tyler
Mps because they're not even real cops.
- [41:14]
Mike
And plus they have all that power. Like, you just saw it. Yeah.
- [41:16]
Tyler
That's crazy. They're typically. They're ticket nazis.
- [41:19]
Mike
It's armed burglary. It's our burglary.
- [41:22]
Tyler
Dude. My uncle Sam.
- [41:23]
Mike
Yeah, the gov.
- [41:26]
Tyler
So there's this one story I saw this morning and it's. It's. It's relevant because most of the people involved are dead, but it's. It involves the California highway patrol. And there was a. There was a. A court trial this week for it. So. California commander.
- [41:50]
Mike
Oh, I saw this.
- [41:51]
Tyler
So female.
- [41:52]
Dylan
Yeah.
- [41:53]
Tyler
Let's see here. This is what she looks like. Oh, I gotta share the screen. I don't know. Maybe if drugs got into her life. Or if that's just what women look like without makeup sometimes. Left side is that, that's exactly why I wear makeup. The left side is children.
- [42:06]
Mike
That fancy well earned position as a commander all done up with a Photoshop. And then the right is, I'm gonna kill my husband.
- [42:14]
Tyler
Okay. So anyways, they go through a divorce, right? They're. It's a nasty divorce, full of property and money like any other divorce would be. And it extends through from California to Tennessee. And there's another state, Virginia, I think. Virginia. And I guess it's what it sounds like is, is her husband had moved, right. And so he was a H Vac mechanic, or what do you call them? H Vac technician. And he was so she a commander in the California Highway Patrol. If this tells you how you can't trust anybody and especially admin, she, this is an administrator jobs dead brass in the California very prestigious agency. She decides to hire a hitman to kill her husband. The hitman goes to whatever state he's in which the, the divorce has to be worth a lot of money because hitmen. I mean, I've never hired a hitman
- [43:15]
Mike
before, but I would think you're starting at 10 grand.
- [43:17]
Tyler
Oh, bro. Across state lines you're starting to. You get federal with it. The. Yeah. So. So then the hitman calls in a call for service for the H Vac, makes sure to ensure her husband shows up. He shows up to a vacant house, hitman kills him. They find the body. A realtor finds the body days later. So it, this whole now process starts. She gets found, she gets arrested for hiring the hitman. And so she, I think a couple days later kills herself.
- [43:49]
Dylan
The dude. Yeah. The hitman gets arrested, Hitman gets arrested. Getting off a plane. She hears about it because all the
- [43:54]
Tyler
text messages are there. So I, I don't understand how you could hire a hitman and not think that you're gonna get arrested too.
- [43:59]
Mike
She's a cop.
- [44:00]
Tyler
Yeah. So she probably hasn't, she hasn't been doing police work in a while probably, but. So she kills herself days after. It's probably out that she's going to be arrested. And that was a couple years ago. But the, the, the case was relevant because some kind of court proceeding happened this week.
- [44:22]
Mike
See this, this is where I don't understand why they sentenced him. People don't start with why don't she just start with that?
- [44:27]
Tyler
Yes, kill yourself, get it over with. Yes, he, the hitman was foul. Was sentenced or was. Yes, he was found guilty of Murder. The proceedings only last. The jury was only out for two hours.
- [44:43]
Dylan
Y. I think what was interesting about this, there was no weapon and there was no money transaction.
- [44:49]
Tyler
Yeah, but. So she might have beat the case. Could have had a shot, maybe.
- [44:54]
Mike
Shot
- [44:57]
Tyler
good, but she killed herself.
- [44:59]
Mike
That's what I get at, is just
- [45:00]
Tyler
start with that and nobody wins.
- [45:01]
Mike
Why don't you just start with that? Just kill yourself. Like, if you. If your end game is like, I'm gonna work this all out, and if it fails, I'm gonna kill myself anyway. Just do that first. Save some. Save a life. Kill yourself, kill yourself, get it over with.
- [45:15]
Dylan
Are you gonna put that on a T shirt or not?
- [45:17]
Mike
Just save a life. Kill yourself. Like, just.
- [45:21]
Tyler
Damn. Definitely don't put that on his usher.
- [45:22]
Justin
You gotta at least.
- [45:23]
Mike
I mean, think about it. Think about. You gotta, like, if you're willing to go through that elaborate scheme, you gotta be willing to take it all the way to trial.
- [45:30]
Tyler
I don't know.
- [45:31]
Mike
I wonder how they used, without being hearsay, the hitman.
- [45:37]
Dylan
So he got a, like, cricket phone or some other phone that still pinged in the same area of his actual phone, tracked him. He actually staked out Buddy's actual house, I believe. Staked out the house where he was gonna call him to. He was with the woman a couple days prior. They pinged his phone or geo fenced it. You know, the women. So there was a lot of. Yeah, a ton of circumstances.
- [46:01]
Mike
You know, she wasn't a good cop because I got that all figured out. You can't do any of that.
- [46:07]
Jake
Continue.
- [46:07]
Dylan
I'm listening.
- [46:08]
Mike
No, no. No phone, no Google searches. All these guys I talked to.
- [46:15]
Tyler
Dumb, dumb.
- [46:16]
Mike
Just like that one we played last week where the guys, the lady, the ladies, just handing them evidence after evidence you searched. How much does a. How hard is it to hide behind 190 pound body? How hard is it? It's like these guys get themselves in so much trouble with their own, like, nerves. I could write a book on it.
- [46:34]
Tyler
But we've got two minutes, so I want to play a quick game. Everybody says, Nick said we got to start having games. I agree. We got to start having games. So I want to play a game of. We'll call it, like, can you keep a straight face? So I'm gonna play a reel for you on Instagram. And Lewis, I want you to try to use camera angles to find the first person to laugh. Hopefully we all win. Okay, you guys ready?
- [46:58]
Dylan
Wait, I have a question.
- [46:59]
Jake
Yeah?
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Dylan
Can I smile and not laugh?
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Tyler
That's a good Question. Because Michael, just go like this.
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Dylan
So you, you have to stay staring at the video.
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Tyler
Yeah, that's a good one. You can't even crack a smile. That's easiest.
- [47:12]
Dylan
Can't crack a smile.
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Tyler
First one last one last. To. To. To not smile wins. Okay, ready?
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Mike
Fight crime.
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Dylan
You guys have both watched this video 8 that you're desensitized to it.
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Mike
I can't confirm nor deny that I have a meme ready with that in it. I literally said to like eight people I don't know that I could convince God on this one.
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Tyler
Wow.
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Mike
Again, I was like, I don't know if I can convince God. It's okay for you guys listening.
- [48:07]
Tyler
That was a video clip of good, good community service relations. It was, it was.
- [48:17]
Mike
That was Tyler at fto, is what it was.
- [48:20]
Tyler
Developmentally delayed person that was getting to do some police stuff and wear a police outfit.
- [48:26]
Mike
And I probably got sent that 100 times and I finally had such an awesome. I finally cracked and had it ready. And I'm like, I can't. I can't do it. I looked at it and over and over, I'm like, I can't do it. I can't do it. Can't do it.
- [48:39]
Tyler
All right, well, we're gonna take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back with us. Hopefully sports with canine. If you didn't forget the new time shot over a century ago. In 1910, the Flexner Report, funded by
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Jake
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Tyler
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Jake
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Tyler
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Jake
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Tyler
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Jake
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Tyler
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Mike
For patches and stuff?
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Tyler
No, for Cotville, like anything.
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Mike
Four new pack, five new patches being sent right now.
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Tyler
But do you have anything that's not up that's on the yes in the run?
- [51:32]
Mike
Yeah, there's a bunch of new stuff that. There's five new patches coming that aren't available yet. Okay, so five new designs and then the Kermit the frog one. I'm fine tuning that.
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Jake
Yeah.
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Tyler
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Mike
Correct.
- [52:01]
Tyler
Yeah, same here. We can't tell you what they are on here, but you had to go to Patreon Canine in the building.
- [52:08]
Mike
There he is. I do see him.
- [52:11]
Tyler
Yeah. Dude, what is. I love the. What would be hamburger meat coming out, but you shaved your chest, so. Looks good, man.
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Red
Oh, thanks, man. Appreciate it.
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Tyler
What's going on in the wonderful world
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Red
of sports, man, the NBA playoffs have been crazy. We had two, three, one series in the east blown. The Lakers advanced. They're going to be playing okc. We had Minnesota, the Timberwolves with the big upset. They're going to be playing San Antonio Spurs. We got Cleveland going up against Detroit. And then we have the Bing Bong community coming out. The Knicks versus Philly. We got the Philly cheesesteaks versus the New York pizza. I know Mike's hype for that one. Let's go, Bing bong baby.
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Mike
Anytime New York and Philly play each other, it's great. When it's a playoff series, it's even better because you got.
- [53:06]
Tyler
How many games are there?
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Mike
Up to seven. It's best of five.
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Tyler
Five out of seven.
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Mike
Best four out of seven.
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Red
Four.
- [53:10]
Tyler
Seven. Yep.
- [53:12]
Mike
So. But, yeah, talking the two huge chokes by some teams over the week, like, the Knicks beat Atlanta by the most in history. The largest halftime lead in history of the NBA. Like, it was outrageous. And then the Magic were up 20. How many?
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Red
They were about, I think, 24.
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Mike
So I go to this four points.
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Red
I go to this girl's house, and, well, she asked me to come over, and I said, do you get the Magic Roster lives.
- [53:39]
Mike
The roster lives.
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Red
I asked her, I said, do you get the Magic game? She's like, yeah, I got Amazon. I'm like, all right, I'll come over. I go over there, scrub.
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Mike
I don't have at my house, so I'll be okay.
- [53:52]
Tyler
Can I have your password? Actually, I can't come over, but can you sign me in?
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Mike
Yeah.
- [53:57]
Red
Because I was at the bar, and it's like, I keep asking the bartenders, I'm like, yo, Magic games on. Magic games on. They're like, we don't have Amazon. And I'm like, well, damn. Stream the damn something. But they wouldn't put it on. So anyways, the girl had it on. I went to her house. I go there, I turn it on, magic her up by like, 24, 25. They ended up missing 24 shots in a row. I don't even think they made a shot in the fourth quarter. They blew that game. And then they blew game seven. They ended up firing Jamal Mosley today, the head coach of the Orlando Magic. So he got fired today. But, yeah, I was pretty disappointing, man. I. I root for the Magic, you know, they're kind of like the local team here, but now I'm just rooting for the Knicks, man. The Knicks haven't. It's pushing 60 years since they won a title.
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Mike
73, I think.
- [54:40]
Red
So, yeah. So it. It's crazy because for people that don't know, the Knicks are probably. I know the Lakers and the Celtics are up there, but, man, the Knicks, it's just a different breed, dude. Like, if anybody that doesn't know, just look up on YouTube videos of the fans outside the Garden. I mean, it is crazy. If they win, they'll flip over cars, climb poles. I mean, and it doesn't even have to be a championship. They'll just do that in a regular game against Philly. So I would love to see the Knicks win.
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Mike
Unique place, because when you. We've been there, we didn't go that far when we went, but we've been. Jojo been there. When you're at the Garden not only is it the Knicks, but it's just the history of the Garden with the Muhammad Ali fights, WWE.
- [55:20]
Tyler
Like paper concerts.
- [55:21]
Mike
Yeah, the concerts. Just UFC's there. It's just like they say it's the most famous arena in the world. And then it just. It's right there in the middle of the city, like all these people packed in, and then it just pours out onto the street. And it's like. It's crazy. And they've been dying for. You know, the Rangers won a couple times the Stanley cup, but the knicks, I think 1973 is their last championship. The city's starving. The. The Mets suck. The Yankees only won World Series in the last. Whatever years. It's. The city is dying for something. And the Knicks is like the. The Knicks is up there with, like, Boston Red Sox not winning the World Series. The Cubs not winning the World Series. The drought real bad.
- [55:57]
Tyler
So since 73.
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Mike
73. And it's like, bad. Like, they've had teams go, you know, we. We. Unfortunately, Michael Jordan existed. So the Knicks had the second best team in the league, arguably many years in a row, but it always Chicago, and they could never be Jordan.
- [56:12]
Tyler
So do you think that they're just like, every year, like, prepping for, like, massive riots? Like, oh, my God, they're in the playoffs.
- [56:20]
Mike
Yeah.
- [56:20]
Red
Oh, yeah.
- [56:21]
Mike
Regular game, you know, they win like a big regular season game, and there's guys on the light poles and climbing up to the top, and again, you got 20, 23, 000 people just empty into a massive city that's already busy as it is, and then they just empty out, and it's pretty wild scene.
- [56:38]
Red
Yeah, I've never. I've never seen fans act like that with any team. I mean, Philly's pretty rough, too. So that's what brings this rivalry to, like, a whole new level, is because Philly. And you know how their fans are. They'll jump you if you're wearing the other team's jersey.
- [56:51]
Jake
Santa Claus.
- [56:53]
Mike
Santa Claus, man. The Eagles fans boot Santa Claus, of all people. So it's like they are considered probably the worst fans in America. The Eagles, yeah, they're voted, like, the worst fans in America.
- [57:05]
Red
Philly's pushing, like, 40 years since they've won a title. They haven't been that good either. You know, the Knicks are favored in this series, minus 260, Phillies plus 210. But, man, Joel Embiid, he played on, like, one leg last game. He's. I don't know if they're gonna have anybody to stop him. So I'm rooting for the Knicks, though, man.
- [57:23]
Tyler
I want you. So crazy.
- [57:26]
Mike
Yeah, we beat him last year and lost to Boston, right?
- [57:29]
Red
No, you guys beat Boston. You guys lost to Indiana or.
- [57:32]
Mike
Indiana.
- [57:33]
Tyler
That's right there.
- [57:33]
Red
Yeah, Indiana in the Eastern Conference.
- [57:35]
Mike
Shots.
- [57:36]
Red
Yeah. Halliburton at the end, the choke sign, Reggie Miller, Spike Lee. It's. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be a great series. So I'm excited for it. What do you, what do you guys prefer? Cheesesteaks or New York pizza?
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Dylan
Pizza.
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Justin
Yeah.
- [57:52]
Mike
I don't know.
- [57:53]
Tyler
That's a hard one because they're two separate food categories.
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Mike
Yeah, I mean, I would go. I would go New York pizza, but man, it's tough. Skinny Joey's Philly, man, is the best cheesesteak I've ever eaten in my life, dude.
- [58:08]
Tyler
But what about you?
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Red
I don't really eat much bread anymore, so because of my healthy diet, I'm on. I guess I would go some New York thin sliced pizza.
- [58:19]
Tyler
All right. Assuming you're not gay, if you were eating bread, what would you.
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Red
Assuming I'm not gay, I guess I could go for a cheese steak with some good cheese whiz on it, some fried onions.
- [58:33]
Tyler
Isn't Greek just like, like Italian diet?
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Mike
Italian backwards. Like we have. Italians have lasagna that's layered that certain way Greeks have pasticho. And what pastichio is, is the noodles go on the bottom. Then there's like, mix up the layer. The top level of pasticho has a, like a cheese sauce on top that stays consistent. But I'll be honest though. My. My mom's cheesesteak dude is up there with the best in the world.
- [59:01]
Red
She does the five cheese mix.
- [59:03]
Tyler
Yeah, five cheeses.
- [59:04]
Mike
She kind of puts it in a pot and turns it into like a cheese lava of, of melted cheese, onions, mushrooms with the meat mixed and it's up there with the best of them.
- [59:14]
Red
Did she tell you I got her to do a shot of Uzo yesterday at her house? I drank a whole bottle of ouzo at your mom's. I was hammering. Yeah, I got her, bro. Hey. I took a shot with her and my son's looking at me and he goes, how'd you drink that so fast? I was like, son, years of pain.
- [59:30]
Tyler
Baby years.
- [59:31]
Mike
My mom did it.
- [59:32]
Tyler
Make sure you wear your seatbelt, son. Let me leave here.
- [59:36]
Mike
My mom's out of the hospital three days from brain surgery. He's got her doing shots of Uzo. So there we go.
- [59:41]
Tyler
This will help with the pain. All right, so you guys said magic head coach fire this morning.
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Mike
Gone.
- [59:48]
Red
Yeah, they fired Jamal Mosley. He coached the team for five years. You know, he was pretty good, but he blew that 31 lead as we were talking about earlier. They had a huge lead going into the fourth. I mean, they missed 24, 25 shots in a row.
- [60:02]
Tyler
You just.
- [60:03]
Red
You have no excuse for that.
- [60:04]
Mike
19 points in the second half.
- [60:06]
Red
Yeah, it was bad. They literally missed every shot in the fourth quarter. I couldn't believe it.
- [60:11]
Mike
That's hard to do.
- [60:12]
Tyler
They hired the coach for that.
- [60:13]
Mike
Well, it's five years. Like, he's fifth year. They blow it again. It's like at some point you go, okay, we're gonna head in a new direction. Wasn't a net positive. Yeah, he was not a net positive.
- [60:22]
Tyler
They took as much as they could
- [60:24]
Mike
from the head coach, and then usually the coach pays a price for that performance. Like, they'll blame the coach for not motivating the players, you know, just like any other sport. Like the Giants, like, guys are missing meetings, guys are not practicing in full uniform, and they're letting guys be late. And, you know, and I would imagine. Think about how difficult it must be to manage millionaires. Millionaires. You're not talking about, like, managing a couple guys that really want to be. They're talking about guys making 25, 30 million dollars a year, and they're like, it, I'm go out late tonight. I'm gonna have ass. Tomorrow's game, it's just one of 82, right? One of 82 games. I'm just gonna off tomorrow. And it's like, you got to manage millionaire.
- [61:02]
Tyler
And.
- [61:02]
Mike
And I would say NBA is probably the most difficult because
- [61:06]
Tyler
you know why?
- [61:07]
Mike
That's just different.
- [61:08]
Jake
Other.
- [61:09]
Tyler
Is it. Is it harder than, let's say, golf?
- [61:11]
Mike
I would think it's harder than hockey.
- [61:13]
Tyler
Yeah. Yeah, man.
- [61:15]
Red
Yeah. I mean, blowing a 3:1 series in basketball usually isn't that common of a thing. I know it just happened twice, but, I mean, the. The race, the statistics on that are pretty, pretty low. So it's. Yeah, they had to fire them. It was time.
- [61:29]
Tyler
Is it. I mean, when coaches in any professional league, you know, are they. Are they ready to get fired? Is it always in the back of their mind, I'm just gonna go coach somewhere else? Like, is that a common thing for coaches to get just canned?
- [61:42]
Mike
Yeah, I think they know it's. They know it's coming, you know?
- [61:44]
Red
Yeah.
- [61:45]
Tyler
I mean, do you think, like, the owner calls them and say, you might want to Start looking like men.
- [61:49]
Mike
The Mets. Mets are horrible this year. They're supposed to be good. And. And now we're quarter way into the season, shit's going sideways, and now the manager's getting asked that. Press conferences. Do you think your job's in jeopardy? When everybody else starts asking that question, it's like, well, I do. Yeah. They go like this, you know, my only thing here is just, you know, I keep the guys that motivated, I keep going, you know, we do the best we can. Like, they don't want to answer that question. They know they're in trouble. He's just Hispanic, so it's like, you know, it's just. They know it.
- [62:17]
Tyler
Thank God you told us. Figure it out.
- [62:19]
Mike
They know it's. They know it's coming.
- [62:21]
Tyler
Coming.
- [62:23]
Red
Yeah, I agree. I mean, it's. It's professional sports, you know, team.
- [62:28]
Mike
Hey, dog.
- [62:29]
Red
You know, Well, I mean, you look at the Knicks coach last year, Thibodau. He took the Knicks to the Eastern Conference finals for the first time, and I don't know how long, and he lost that, and they fired him. I mean, they made to the final four.
- [62:43]
Mike
He mismanaged. The end of two games. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, there's like four guys playing at the end of the game. That happened. Haven't played all season. And they're like, why is your star on the bench? Why are these guys in the game? And they absolutely melted down two games in a row. And that, I believe that cost his job. If they would have even been competitive at the end of those two games with their starters in, I think he's still there, but I don't. He brain malfunctioned. He's just like. You know that, right, Tyler?
- [63:06]
Red
That's just goes. I mean, that just goes to show you that hasn't been forever. And they got rid of him. So, yeah, anything can happen.
- [63:17]
Mike
Anything can happen.
- [63:18]
Tyler
That was this morning too, right?
- [63:19]
Mike
Yeah, yeah, the.
- [63:20]
Red
Jamal Mosley was this morning. Yeah. Actually right before you guys started.
- [63:24]
Tyler
Let's talk about the. The pitch heard around the world.
- [63:28]
Mike
Oh, yeah, this is great. Do you have the video?
- [63:32]
Tyler
No. Oh, yeah, yeah, I got it. I sent it. You sent it to Anti Hero? I got it.
- [63:41]
Mike
This is a court. This. This sets the tone for the Dolphins. Like, here's your new starting quarterback.
- [63:48]
Tyler
All right. Yes. Spin's up, baby. Give the video some. Some preface. Okay.
- [63:53]
Mike
Let me turn out the first. Yeah, good.
- [63:55]
Red
So the Miami Dolphins, they hired a new coach, they hired a new gm, they got rid of a lot of the players. They're starting over fresh. One of the first things they did was, was they signed Malik Willis, who was a quarterback for Green Bay. Filled in for Jordan Love while he was hurt. Performed really well, actually, like, really, really well. Surprised a lot of people. So rumors were that he was going to probably go to a new team and be a QB1 in the NFL. Ends up getting the opportunity, the Dolphins signed him to a 3 year, 67.5 million dollar deal.
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Justin
I love it.
- [64:30]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [64:31]
Red
And this guy's never been a QB one, you know, other than just filling in for backups that were hurt. So they're. They're putting a lot of faith in this guy. And the Miami Marlins are a baseball team, obviously in the mlb. They brought Malik Willis in to throw the first pitch. And then when you see the video, the Dolphins fans will see who their QB one is and how accurate he is.
- [64:53]
Tyler
All right, you guys ready for it?
- [64:55]
Mike
We are ready.
- [64:55]
Tyler
All right, here we go.
- [65:19]
Mike
Didn't Mayweather or somebody throw out one just as bad? It was. Somebody else did it. Really bad.
- [65:24]
Red
I mean, but this is an NFL quarterback. I mean, the guy, you know, come on, he's not a. He's not a golfer, he's not a boxer.
- [65:31]
Mike
Get it in the ballpark, right?
- [65:34]
Tyler
Yeah. That went far, right?
- [65:36]
Red
Yeah. So this is the new starting quarterback for the Miami Dolphins. Doesn't look too accurate right now, so probably not the best start in Miami.
- [65:44]
Tyler
Get it over.
- [65:45]
Mike
You think you get it over with that pressure?
- [65:47]
Tyler
I could get it. So what I noticed most about most first pitches is that they always hit the dirt. People really underestimate the length. So people go to throw it, and no matter how hard they throw it, it. It doesn't have enough arc on it. So, you know, I'm gonna get it to that catcher. That's gonna be my goal. I'm gonna do the T ball stance and I'm gonna go like this. And I'm gonna. I'm gonna lob it as hard as I can so the catcher just has to catch it. I also played ball back in the day.
- [66:13]
Mike
Computer died. That's not good. If Sinbad from Shazam ever comes and gives me three wishes, I am going to wish that Tyler makes it to the point I can get him on a field in front of a stadium. Oh, my God.
- [66:26]
Tyler
Kill it.
- [66:27]
Mike
I don't want to be rich. I don't want to be famous. I just want Tyler on a pitching
- [66:31]
Tyler
mound in the middle of Nick the Gun guy. Can you make that happen? We'll take a farm club Team, please.
- [66:37]
Mike
Any minor league team. The. The Orlando Ostriches, whatever it may be,
- [66:43]
Tyler
the bananas anywhere on earth.
- [66:46]
Mike
I will pay to get there. I want Tyler to have to throw the first pitch out.
- [66:49]
Tyler
I could do it, dude. From the entire broadcast. I won't let you down, dude. I'm second.
- [66:56]
Jake
I.
- [66:56]
Tyler
You grip the ball like this, right? With the. The laces. I used to pitch. I used to pitch.
- [67:00]
Red
Okay, so you used to throw a two seam. Used to throw the two scene.
- [67:04]
Tyler
Remember this date, guys? When I throw a first pitch, it's gonna be amazing.
- [67:07]
Mike
It is May 4, 2026.
- [67:10]
Red
I got faith in you, bro.
- [67:12]
Mike
Nick the gun guy says he might be able to get us in the Tampa Bay Rays, man.
- [67:17]
Tyler
Broadcast. I will.
- [67:20]
Red
At the trophy.
- [67:22]
Mike
That. It's closed, I think. Is it trapped back open?
- [67:24]
Red
Yeah, it's back open. They're back.
- [67:26]
Mike
Yesterday, the beams inside were wobbling. The whole beam.
- [67:30]
Tyler
What?
- [67:30]
Mike
They don't know. It was just. They showed a video of like one of the support beams for the whole stadium.
- [67:38]
Justin
Oh, my.
- [67:38]
Tyler
Why was it closed?
- [67:39]
Mike
The hurricane still. It was. Yeah. Last time we went, when we went to the. The live event where somebody spitting somebody's cup, that was just when we drove by the stadium. There's still no roof.
- [67:49]
Tyler
Roof.
- [67:50]
Mike
The roof was still off it. Whenever that was posted over there, they
- [67:53]
Red
just opened it up. Back, back up. This year, they're back at the trot. This year they played at that minor league 5, 9.
- [67:59]
Mike
Even on the pitching mound because it's raised up. I get it. I get it. I get it. He's gonna aim for the four. The 400 section in the room.
- [68:12]
Tyler
I'm just gonna. The point is going, dude, I'm telling you.
- [68:15]
Mike
But you can't throw it 50ft over.
- [68:17]
Tyler
I'm telling you right now, if we don't get an offer quick enough, I will end this right will go get. We will measure it out.
- [68:23]
Mike
It's not the same.
- [68:24]
Tyler
And I'm not the same.
- [68:25]
Mike
It's not the same. You have to have.
- [68:26]
Tyler
You think there's pressure.
- [68:27]
Mike
Thousands and thousands of people watching. They're like, look at this piece of.
- [68:31]
Tyler
I don't know if you know this about me, but I've been viewed by thousands and thousands of people for a long time. Like, oh, welcome. Welcome aboard.
- [68:38]
Mike
I can't wait. I hope it happens from the safety
- [68:40]
Tyler
of my rolly chair.
- [68:43]
Red
What are the odds, Mike? Like minus 500.
- [68:46]
Mike
Not a mission to miss the catcher.
- [68:49]
Tyler
The catcher may have to exert some effort to get it, but I can get it to the catcher. Without hitting the ground.
- [68:54]
Mike
And it's not gonna. He's not gonna dive or. It's not gonna.
- [68:57]
Tyler
No, no, no.
- [68:58]
Mike
A reasonable catch it.
- [68:59]
Tyler
He might have to. He's gonna be squatting, right? They squat. Yeah.
- [69:02]
Mike
They just kind of stand there, squat.
- [69:03]
Tyler
And then he might have to like go up and get it. But I'm gonna get it in the humanoid box.
- [69:07]
Mike
Okay.
- [69:08]
Tyler
Maybe a six foot by four.
- [69:09]
Mike
I'll give you the whole batter's box. You can get it between the batter's boxes. He's just gonna have to like move for it. All right. All right. Lay me down to sleep. I don't care what it is. Whatever I need whatever it is, our father, all that stuff.
- [69:24]
Tyler
All that stuff.
- [69:25]
Mike
I just want to see it, please.
- [69:27]
Tyler
So some other things. I think the only thing that we had to talk about sports related, was some Sean Strickland action.
- [69:35]
Mike
Oh, well, that's gonna be a disaster.
- [69:38]
Tyler
I don't know if this is true. Check this out. First off, they're not gonna let it
- [69:42]
Mike
have a press conference.
- [69:43]
Tyler
I saw that.
- [69:44]
Mike
Yeah. Beefed up security, police, like, it's bad.
- [69:48]
Tyler
Well, so what's going on between them?
- [69:51]
Mike
They actually have trained together, but they're both psychopaths. So in order of like. Yeah, there you go. This dude's Sean Strickland is insane.
- [70:00]
Tyler
And it comes from a credible source. I'm gonna pull out my gun and I'm gonna shoot him.
- [70:04]
Mike
Yes, they are going to go. I don't think Strickland can beat him either. But. But Strickland is a pretty open, really racist type guy that says whatever's on his mind. Chamayev obviously comes from another place and he has given it back. And it's. I don't think Strickland stands a chance, but we'll see.
- [70:25]
Red
Neither do the odds makers. They're giving strict. They're putting Strickland at plus 450.
- [70:30]
Mike
Yeah. That means five to one four and almost five to one underdog.
- [70:34]
Red
Yeah.
- [70:35]
Mike
Oh.
- [70:35]
Tyler
So if you bet on strictly, you
- [70:36]
Mike
have to bet any win. You have to bet 100. You would win 450. But if you bet on Chamayev, you have to bet 450 to win 100.
- [70:43]
Red
No, Chamayev is minus 650. So you have to battle 700.
- [70:47]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [70:48]
Mike
650. Chamayev can. You cannot get him off you once he gets a hold of you. He. The last fight he fought, he controlled the guy for like 32 minutes of whatever it was. It was. It was insane. He can't. Yeah, he can't get him off you. He's. He's the best wrestler that I've ever seen. Better than. I believe, better than Khabib.
- [71:08]
Tyler
He's got a very. He's got. He's on. Is he undefeated?
- [71:12]
Mike
Undefeated.
- [71:12]
Tyler
Undefeated. Strickland has seven professional losses, but he got 30.
- [71:18]
Mike
Yeah, he lost. He was a champion. He lost to Pereira. Then he lost, and he got it back, and he won his last fight. But unreal. He was even better. He had a huge stat. He had, like, a huge staph infection one year and was out for like a year, year and a half with some. Some nasty infection that he got. But he's. I'm telling you, he's.
- [71:36]
Tyler
He's just gifted.
- [71:37]
Mike
He's the best guy. He's the best.
- [71:39]
Tyler
Better than Khabib.
- [71:40]
Mike
I would put him. The only person I could. If I were going to pick somebody to. I would think if they got to the same weight class would be Islam Makachev. Khabib is his own thing. Smaller. I think Makachev can go up to that weight and get in that realm. And that's probably. Would be the biggest fight in ufc. If Khabib fought or Jamiah fought to Islam. I think Islam's number one pound for pound right now.
- [72:06]
Red
That top guy, they have a similar fighting styles, too. Like Hazmat. He's a wrestler guy. Once he gets on top, you. You can't get him off you. He's not really the Sean Strickland. Sean Strickland is more of a brawler. Likes to throw hands, go toe to toe in the cage. They have two very different fighting styles. That's why you have Strickland at +450 here. If Kazmat's gonna want to wrestle them, can Strickland keep him off of them? Probably not. Strickland's gonna want to throw hands. I don't think Kazmat's gonna want to. So.
- [72:34]
Mike
Yeah, and that's a tough, like, Nick the Gun guy. People are asking. I think Khabib is just. It's hard to gauge, but Khabib is such a tough guy. I mean, if you watch his training, they always joke, send him to Dagestan two, three years and forget, like, Tay the. There's like, two inches of sweat on the mats by the time they're done. Like, they have to, like, squeegee the water out, really. His training sessions are hours a day, and there's no lax. There's no.
- [72:58]
Tyler
What country is he from?
- [72:59]
Mike
Dagestan. Send two, three years Dagestan and Forget where is that? Like, Russia?
- [73:05]
Red
Yeah, right.
- [73:06]
Tyler
Those guys start like, they, so. So they're Russian, but they're also Muslim.
- [73:11]
Mike
Yes.
- [73:11]
Tyler
That's a terrifying combo.
- [73:13]
Mike
They just.
- [73:15]
Tyler
It is, dude. Just the, the mindset of a Russian Muslim is probably pretty hard. That's where the difference between.
- [73:23]
Mike
Khabib just owned McGregor. It's just a different animal. McGregor was great as a showman, great fighter. His ground game grappling was insane. But Khabib can punch. That's the difference. Khabib, Chamayev and Islam can punch. So if they want to stand on their feet and fight, they're top notch. But if they get a hold of you, you're done, dude.
- [73:42]
Tyler
You can't.
- [73:42]
Mike
You can't get away from them. It's impossible.
- [73:45]
Tyler
Yeah, I was watching an interview with. Somebody was talking with Joe Rogan or about Joe Rogan or something. They were talking about how the Russians just, in any sport, they train and they break our rules of healing and rest, and they're like, you know, if you're, if you're in a UFC fighter and you're training three times a week and the other two days, you're, you're doing some kind of training, but you're, you're rolling hard for three days a week. If in Russia, they're rolling hard five days a week, you have that to a year, that's a hundred days more of rolling that they have experience than you in one year. He's like, that's why Russians are so nasty.
- [74:19]
Mike
And it's like brutal training. It's not like it's brutal. It's in the heat. There's no air condition. It's, it's. There's.
- [74:25]
Dylan
It.
- [74:25]
Mike
You got to watch. If you ever just go watch Khabib's academy and just watch those guys train, and it's like
- [74:33]
Tyler
regular.
- [74:33]
Mike
I've done regular. Just regular training is stupid. Like that grappling training and being engaged with another human, like, on top of you and not being able to breathe is ridiculous.
- [74:44]
Tyler
These guys, marriage.
- [74:45]
Mike
These guys do it five days a week, like six days a week. They say. They say marriage. And then Dagestan training is one step below, one step below. Just right there. Close, but not quite so.
- [75:02]
Tyler
Yeah, I just, I, I. You can't deny Strickland's media, though. He is. He has already set himself up to be post ufc.
- [75:12]
Mike
I don't know if anybody will hire him.
- [75:14]
Red
I mean, he could probably do his own platform, like his own cake or whatever.
- [75:18]
Tyler
I mean, look at, I mean, look at all the exhibitions. You can do once you're out of your prime. Like, next Saturday, the May 16th fight. I forget. It's like MVP promote. Whatever promotion it is. It's on Netflix. Mike Perry versus Nick Diaz.
- [75:36]
Mike
Yep.
- [75:36]
Tyler
Yeah. And, I mean, those guys, obviously, most likely. I'm not a UFC guy. I would say most likely those guys would be voted out of their prime. As far, they're making millions fighting each other. It's like a. What do you call that, 55 and up league.
- [75:49]
Mike
Yeah.
- [75:51]
Red
Yeah. Because it can still be exciting. And, you know, they're exciting fights if they go.
- [75:56]
Tyler
They've been utilizing their characters as much as they could be, though.
- [76:00]
Mike
Nate Diaz, for sure.
- [76:01]
Tyler
I mean, it seems like he was pretty respectful to Mike or Mike, like. Like you in real life should be. But the ufc, they've. You know, those. Those were the guys that made those fights watchable. Like, I don't. I don't really think anybody would care as much about Sean Strickland if he was a quiet, humble dude.
- [76:19]
Mike
No, I mean, they. They're. It's their WWE character. Plus, it's real fighting, so it's unlike wd, where they have these great characters, and then we know it's staged. These guys got to go out and back it up, I think.
- [76:29]
Tyler
But I think what we're getting to in society is, you know, everybody was watching WWE when they were, you know, and, you know it's fake, but it's still. You've been watching since before you knew it was fake. And now the ufc, I think we're all realizing, like, hey, this stuff is fake. Because at the end of every match, my opponent gave it all to me. I really respect him as a fighter. And you're like. You're not even surprised anymore. You're not, you know, you're not like, what, you said you'd kill him with a gun.
- [76:55]
Red
Yeah.
- [76:55]
Tyler
And now you're taking his hand. Like, we all expect that. Like, it's. It's a shift.
- [76:59]
Mike
Some of those guys are like that, but some of them. Them absolutely hate each other. So it's. It's. It depends. Like, Nate Diaz and McGregor did not like each other. Dustin Poirier and McGregor fight interviews bad. That's Nate Diaz's famous. Not surprised.
- [77:14]
Tyler
Oh, yeah, yeah.
- [77:15]
Mike
I'm not surprised. He beat the brakes off McGregor. So did Dustin Poirier.
- [77:20]
Tyler
You think we'll get a Diaz McGregor 3?
- [77:22]
Mike
I don't think. I don't think McGregor's ever fighting again. They're teasing that he's gonna fight. Who the fuck is it? Holloway. They're teasing that Max Holloway. I don't think McGregor can stay clean long enough to fight again.
- [77:32]
Tyler
Well, even an exhibition. Look at the legalities. Could they do legally outside of the UFC, could they get McGregor and Diaz and call it three or with the USC?
- [77:43]
Mike
I can't call three. And I think McGregor is still. I think he's still under contract. Like, they don't release these guys. They, like, own their rights to the next fight.
- [77:51]
Tyler
Oh, really? So until they're released, they can't go fight? Expedit exhibitions?
- [77:54]
Mike
Yeah, they can say no.
- [77:56]
Red
Last I've seen, McGregor scheduled a fight, I think, like, end of July, but they haven't announced who he's going to be fighting.
- [78:01]
Mike
Rumor is Holloway.
- [78:02]
Tyler
Is that three for them or is that two?
- [78:04]
Mike
I don't know.
- [78:05]
Red
I don't know. They've never fought. They've never fought? No, no, I don't think they've ever fought.
- [78:10]
Mike
And the reason they're going to do that is the BMF belt. Holloway has the BMF belt, so it goes.
- [78:14]
Tyler
The hell is a bad belt? Yeah.
- [78:16]
Mike
No, he lost. Who did he just lose? Did he lose? Never mind. No, Holloway beat Dustin Poirier. Who'd he just fight?
- [78:24]
Red
Gathy?
- [78:25]
Mike
No, no, no, he lost. No, he lost. Oliveira Olivera beat him. Oh, yeah, Oliveira Olivera took the belt. Never mind.
- [78:31]
Tyler
I didn't know there was a bad belt. It started with.
- [78:33]
Red
Yeah, the bmf hospital.
- [78:37]
Tyler
Yep. Oh, whatever. Is he still fighting for the uc?
- [78:39]
Mike
No, he's out. He does, like, his own little promotion. He has his own.
- [78:43]
Tyler
Did he come from backyard fighting in Miami? I'm not sure I want to say he did. I want to say he was a backyard fighter, like Timba Kimbo, whatever his name was.
- [78:50]
Red
You're talking about Tom Aspinall?
- [78:52]
Mike
No, no. Jorge Masvidal.
- [78:56]
Red
Yeah, yeah. He's. He has videos of fighting on Kimbo slices. Yeah, there's videos of him. Backyard fighting. That's where he started in Miami.
- [79:03]
Tyler
I know my. Sometimes, dog, that would be.
- [79:08]
Red
But back to the promoting the fights, man. I mean, if you look at fighting history, like Muhammad Ali, you know, you would act crazy, say all these crazy things, but one thing to think about is, is they sell more pay per views, they sell more tickets, they get paid more. So they're kind of, you know, they're supposed to act like that because they can make more money if they sell more pay per views or sell more tickets and make it more exciting.
- [79:31]
Mike
They always, always, always act like, even regardless. And then they shake. Usually shake Hands at the end. There's very. There's still some guys, like, obviously you saw the end of the McGregor Khabib fight. They didn't even give Khabib the title. That place went so crazy after. And I remember there's a famous interview of Damon White going, I can't hand you the belt right now.
- [79:48]
Tyler
It was Nick. I'm like, who the.
- [79:50]
Mike
He's like, I can't. If I hand you the. If I hand you the belt, like, this place is going to go nuts. Because there was that post fight fight, like, Khabib jumped over.
- [79:58]
Tyler
Oh, remember that?
- [79:59]
Mike
Yeah, Khabib jumped over.
- [80:00]
Tyler
But do you think.
- [80:02]
Mike
No, those dies from Dages. You gotta remember, you can't. You can't say certain things to those guys. Like, you can't say, like, he'll kill you. Well, in the pre fight of Poirier and Makachev were very. But in the hype, Poirier called Islam a. And you saw, like. And he had. He went up and apologized to him, like, a little bit later. He's like, hey, bro, in our culture, we say this to each other and Islam was like, bro, you can't. You can't say that.
- [80:28]
Tyler
Why not?
- [80:28]
Mike
It's just a thing about that mother. Yeah, you can't say it. So he apologized and they were fine. But McGregor and Khabib were out there. They would kill each other if they got near each other.
- [80:37]
Tyler
Still, wasn't all Khabib's crew banned from the ufc.
- [80:40]
Mike
Yeah, there was a fight. And remember the. The bus incident? McGregor threw the stuff. He got arrested, and it was a nightmare. That was. You saw what happened. You saw. But then you saw the end of it. Khabib choked him out, talked to him the whole fight, and then at the end, held the choke longer. It took his mouthpiece out, threw it at him, like, spit at him. Like, it was personal. It was not.
- [81:00]
Tyler
That was 2006. I'd say 2016 to 2018 were probably the best years in the USC.
- [81:07]
Mike
It was good stuff.
- [81:08]
Tyler
Those were. Those were. They couldn't keep. Who's the big black dude?
- [81:11]
Mike
John Jones.
- [81:12]
Tyler
Jon Jones couldn't catch. He's fighting. He's not fighting. Brock Lesnar wins, but then tested positive.
- [81:20]
Mike
Like, oh, those are some good years you had. Who's the other showman? Good guy, bad guy with. What's his name? The guy that Daniel Corbet's partner in the podcast.
- [81:32]
Red
Oh, you're talking about Chel Son.
- [81:34]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [81:35]
Dylan
Ch.
- [81:35]
Tyler
Oh, God, yeah.
- [81:37]
Mike
But he was also ufc and he had the weightlifting Prettiest man in the room. Like, he had the rant, but that was.
- [81:44]
Tyler
He was USC in the mid 2000s, right?
- [81:46]
Mike
Yeah, he was good.
- [81:46]
Red
Yeah, he had that.
- [81:48]
Tyler
He had the old. He was like.
- [81:49]
Mike
He called the. He was the first, like, bad guy. He was winning. He was the bad guy. He talked so much.
- [81:54]
Tyler
What was his nickname? It has something to do with. Where's he from? Oregon. Yeah, he was his nickname. He would tell the stories about how awful his life was. My dad only made a million dollars. You know, we had to pick between this car and this car when we were 16. Life was tough. It was some of the best I've ever heard.
- [82:12]
Mike
American Gangster.
- [82:13]
Tyler
The American Gangster, Yeah.
- [82:15]
Mike
He had a rant, though. It was. It was. It was top notch. I wish my.
- [82:20]
Tyler
He went to Bella. I think he went to Bellator, though. And I think he. He fought that Russian dude, that Russian fighter, and he lost to him.
- [82:27]
Red
Yeah, he. He even got a lot popular, too, is when he was on the coach of the Ultimate Fighter.
- [82:32]
Tyler
Oh, dude. That.
- [82:33]
Red
You couldn't miss an episode of that.
- [82:35]
Tyler
Remember that?
- [82:36]
Red
Oh, my God.
- [82:37]
Tyler
When they squared off, he's like, don't. Don't. You don't. And they. That look staged, by the way. That didn't look staged.
- [82:45]
Mike
Yeah, I would.
- [82:45]
Tyler
That's a stage. The takedown was too clean. It. It just. It was broken up very fast. No one actually really landed a punch. I think that was. That was staged. But it was still a very memorable moment in UFC history.
- [82:57]
Red
Oh, it was great. It was great.
- [83:00]
Mike
Yeah, he's good. You got something I can't put. My computer's down.
- [83:05]
Tyler
Oh, send it to me on Instagram.
- [83:09]
Mike
See if I can. I can't download because it's Facebook. Yeah, yeah, we got to. We'll move on.
- [83:16]
Tyler
Anything else in the sports world?
- [83:18]
Red
Well, we're going to be breaking all this down tonight at 7 on Counterculture Sports. Every Monday, we do that on the Counterculture YouTube page. We're gonna go more into the playoffs, more into the magic. We're going to talk a lot of playoffs, honestly. But we're going to break down the UFC pay per view too. So we're going to be breaking this all down tonight.
- [83:38]
Tyler
Where did you find your crew? Your motley crew of sports guys?
- [83:44]
Red
All right, so Red is actually my brother. Like, we have the same mom, so.
- [83:50]
Tyler
Oh, for real?
- [83:51]
Red
Yeah, yeah, He's. He's my half brother, but he's my brother. I love him. We have the same mom. He's a sarcastic, just like me. Probably worse. He's a rage.
- [84:01]
Mike
Way worse.
- [84:02]
Red
Yeah, way worse.
- [84:03]
Mike
We're in a group chat for our fantasy football. He's. He gets you worked up.
- [84:07]
Red
Oh, dude, he's great. He's. Yeah, he's ultimate rage baiter. He's. He's got a really strong personality. I figured he would be great, you know, to argue with and just start.
- [84:16]
Tyler
Start.
- [84:17]
Red
So I brought him aboard. And then Sipo I've known since middle school, man, we have gotten into a lot of trouble together, have spent some time in jail together. We've actually gotten in some big trouble together. But we're still boys, you know? And we're still boys. We're still best friends.
- [84:37]
Dylan
Are you gonna have a counterculture convict group?
- [84:39]
Tyler
Yeah, I guess you could with the plug.
- [84:43]
Mike
Don't forget, you got to get Nick the gun guy on, man. He's in the chat.
- [84:46]
Red
Yeah, he's a big spot.
- [84:48]
Mike
He's got a lot of. He's got a lot of connection in this. Athletes and stuff. He knows. Unfortunately, no longer with us in the Mets, but he knows Pete Alonzo and a bunch of people.
- [84:57]
Tyler
Did he die?
- [84:58]
Mike
No, he sold out and went to Baltimore.
- [85:01]
Red
No, it's not his fault. He didn't sell out. It's a damn mat. They didn't offer him. All right, man.
- [85:07]
Tyler
Well, like he said, counterculture ink Sports tonight at 7:00pm Live Eastern Standard Time on the Counterculture YouTube channel. Get on. Thank you so much. Well organized today. We did a good job today with the sports.
- [85:18]
Red
Thank you. I didn't want to let you down again.
- [85:23]
Mike
Well, the roster's back, so he feels better.
- [85:25]
Tyler
You see that?
- [85:26]
Justin
Yeah, yeah.
- [85:26]
Red
I'm not as switchy.
- [85:27]
Mike
I went to a girl's house last night and everything got better.
- [85:30]
Red
Gosh. I have another story, but I don't know if y' all want to hear it.
- [85:33]
Mike
Save it for tonight.
- [85:35]
Red
No, I'm not doing it on my show because they watch it on there. They don't know about this one.
- [85:39]
Dylan
So I can go.
- [85:40]
Red
I can say whatever I want on here, and then when I go on there, the roster, Russell will be gone.
- [85:44]
Mike
I come on tonight and tell them, make sure they check out the earlier show today at 1 o'. Clock.
- [85:49]
Tyler
All right? All right, man. Oh, all right.
- [85:53]
Red
Oh,
- [85:56]
Tyler
yeah, we got Nick. We're gonna have to go back to single shots list. Boom.
- [86:02]
Mike
Look great.
- [86:02]
Tyler
What's up?
- [86:04]
Justin
You in a better mood today?
- [86:06]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [86:06]
Justin
Dictator getting all butt hurt over a
- [86:10]
Mike
banner taster or dictator.
- [86:12]
Tyler
Dictator. Yeah.
- [86:16]
Mike
Are we talking about.
- [86:18]
Tyler
I don't know.
- [86:18]
Mike
Are you sure you're opening the door man, read the super chat. We got super chat real quick.
- [86:26]
Tyler
Looking forward to coming out the night shift when it goes to once a month. Hell yeah. 6. We'll see you then. He's gonna fly in. Awesome. Yeah, I was a little, I was a little. I got a little maybe over the top.
- [86:39]
Justin
What a little. He kid me, dude. You went on there like. And treat him like he was a third grader. Screaming, hollering. First off, it's a chiron, not a banner, a chiron. If you're gonna be in the business, use the jargon correctly and you. Yo, Jay Props. You made a great chiron. There's apps that you can make that on. You're acting like it's the HID secret fucking knowledge to splitting atoms and it's
- [87:04]
Mike
a bad opening to the show.
- [87:12]
Tyler
Should we play it?
- [87:15]
Mike
I think so.
- [87:16]
Red
I, I.
- [87:17]
Tyler
Because it's usually reverse. Usually we go on open mic and talk about the ridiculous crash outs on this show.
- [87:23]
Mike
We don't have to die anymore.
- [87:26]
Tyler
It wasn't a crash out. I wasn't mad. I don't think. I just think that.
- [87:30]
Justin
What do you mean we don't have the guy anymore?
- [87:32]
Mike
Jimmy was the crash out guy on?
- [87:34]
Tyler
No, Jimmy made you crash out?
- [87:35]
Mike
Yeah, that was the guy that caused most of it. That's what I'm saying.
- [87:38]
Tyler
You in the crash out?
- [87:40]
Mike
Yeah, I'm saying we don't have the guy that caused that problem anymore. That.
- [87:44]
Justin
Oh, I've seen it. I seen Mike's blood pressure hit the roof over Jimmy.
- [87:48]
Mike
Was it warranted?
- [87:50]
Justin
Oh, absolutely.
- [87:51]
Mike
Okay.
- [87:53]
Tyler
The problem with those ones is that, that if you look at him at face value, it's kind of like, man, it's just poor Jimmy. Like, why against. But it's okay.
- [88:03]
Mike
It was just poor Justin and you.
- [88:05]
Tyler
No, I'm saying if you look at. First off, I didn't crash out. I didn't crash out. I held my own.
- [88:10]
Mike
He held it.
- [88:11]
Justin
So, dude, he did everything but kick his dog.
- [88:15]
Mike
How about this?
- [88:16]
Justin
You should have walked in his house.
- [88:18]
Mike
I'm here. I'm bad about something. You want to know what it is? What is it?
- [88:21]
Tyler
It's a.
- [88:22]
Mike
He doesn't crash out.
- [88:23]
Justin
Well, yeah, I mean, mine are like steam.
- [88:26]
Mike
Like I just blow up in a, like in a nice explosion. Tyler comes in, knelt down.
- [88:35]
Justin
What's wrong with you, dude? Like, steam was, it was like a cartoon.
- [88:38]
Mike
You were like, I'm sitting there embarrassed, like back like this. Like, here it comes. No, everybody, everybody was like this.
- [88:44]
Tyler
This is what, this is all I saw every time I look at the screen. That's all. A bunch of hats looking down.
- [88:50]
Mike
We should have had it. We should have it ready to go.
- [88:52]
Tyler
I don't want to play it because I look bad.
- [88:57]
Mike
It's all entertainment until Tyler looks bad.
- [88:59]
Red
Huh?
- [89:02]
Mike
Entertainment.
- [89:03]
Tyler
So Tyler. Tyler has everything ready to go. So Tyler. I don't want to play.
- [89:10]
Mike
You're lucky.
- [89:12]
Tyler
And Lewis has no idea what the
- [89:13]
Justin
video out of his car.
- [89:14]
Dylan
Car.
- [89:15]
Tyler
Justin. What?
- [89:16]
Justin
He put a video out in his car telling me how upset he was holding onto the steering wheel.
- [89:25]
Tyler
If you don't know, if you know, you know.
- [89:27]
Mike
I said I gotta get. See, I. I. Take it easy. I gotta. I'm gonna have to start clapping back on Nick. I can find some stuff. I got a couple things I could.
- [89:35]
Justin
You break my balls all the time. What are you talking about?
- [89:37]
Mike
Very nicely. No, I don't. I'm always on your side.
- [89:40]
Justin
Other than when you cheat on me last week. I can't even deal with this guy and talk to him. Blah blah, blah. And that wasn't joking either. You're dead serious.
- [89:47]
Mike
I was dead serious.
- [89:48]
Tyler
Did he text you? We good? Nope. I didn't. I didn't care. We have any super chat.
- [89:56]
Mike
I stopped answering your text messages. And you'll know because I didn't talk to Jimmy for like three months.
- [90:03]
Tyler
Jimmy was worse than a car salesman. It's the only thing I hold against you. Guys, guys. We had a lot of people. We had a lot of people return to the show and made it very vocal that they were returning to the show because certain people have left, so.
- [90:16]
Justin
Really?
- [90:18]
Tyler
Yeah. Oh, sorry, Lewis. You put that up. My bad. Tyler, did you crash out? No, I did not crash.
- [90:23]
Mike
Did crash out. He's not asking, he's telling. Ky you Every time I read that's how my. Yeah, he's so. He's so self centered that he's never done anything wrong. He actually reverses the words on purpose over it. No, I didn't. Guys. No.
- [90:37]
Jake
Oh, man.
- [90:38]
Tyler
So the cool thing about doing the prep for the show is that why
- [90:40]
Mike
is it crash out One more. Come on. Hit the other next one.
- [90:44]
Tyler
We don't read two dollar super chats anymore after this new rule.
- [90:49]
Mike
Any super chat that makes fun of tire must be 50 or more. My crash out was like in progress though. You like planned it.
- [91:01]
Tyler
I didn't plan it. I did not plan it. It.
- [91:04]
Mike
Did we not plan it? How did you and I end up here together then?
- [91:08]
Tyler
What do you mean?
- [91:08]
Mike
How do we end up in the same time just all of a sudden coming in?
- [91:11]
Tyler
It Wasn't planned. It was just decided.
- [91:14]
Mike
It was planned, though.
- [91:15]
Tyler
It was decided.
- [91:19]
Dylan
Listen, you guys are all teaming up on Tyler and it ain't right. That planned. It was still happening in real time. You went on a live show.
- [91:27]
Tyler
How the could it be playing?
- [91:30]
Dylan
It was in response to something that was happening in real time.
- [91:33]
Mike
But how did I get there?
- [91:34]
Tyler
I had to call you business owner to business owner.
- [91:36]
Mike
Oh, okay.
- [91:37]
Dylan
It's still happening in real time.
- [91:38]
Mike
Was it planned?
- [91:40]
Justin
It's murder one, not man.
- [91:43]
Mike
Exactly. Exactly. Regardless, it was justified.
- [91:45]
Tyler
It was premeditated.
- [91:48]
Mike
Exactly.
- [91:48]
Justin
Right.
- [91:49]
Dylan
So I. I think you can make the argument that that's a more rational, calculated response than you just going unhinged based on an emotional response.
- [91:55]
Mike
So Tyler.
- [91:55]
Dylan
That could be an argument.
- [91:56]
Mike
Tyler intentionally put himself in front of the car, then shot just. It. That's what we're saying.
- [92:00]
Tyler
No, or.
- [92:01]
Mike
Or the.
- [92:02]
Tyler
Or the other way. Right. So that's a. A very front leaning approach that you just said. An emotional reaction in real. In real time. Or what me and Mike have done in the past, which is just let things go. No, really?
- [92:14]
Dylan
Because here. Because I'll even. Let's go even further.
- [92:16]
Mike
Hear that octave?
- [92:17]
Tyler
No, no, no.
- [92:17]
Mike
This is the octave. Yeah.
- [92:22]
Dylan
Absolutely not. No, it's not. It's shut the up and listen to me.
- [92:24]
Tyler
So listen.
- [92:29]
Dylan
The unhinged reaction for Tyler would have been hot and heavy immediately, but he said, you know what? Let me calm the down and collect myself and address this like a civilized adult addressing an issue. Not just going completely unhinged, but what
- [92:44]
Mike
it was for it. I agree. And it was.
- [92:47]
Tyler
I know.
- [92:47]
Mike
That is the point. Clint said when you yell, his spokes crinkle. But that is the point, though, is if obviously it wasn't like, we're not gonna not be friends. It's not like, oh, we're done. But it was. That's the point of the show is almost like, that is the point. Right? Like handle it like that.
- [93:07]
Tyler
It.
- [93:10]
Mike
Tyler's busy on his phone. No, I'm sorry, I'm doing work. We'll get back to. Tyler's in the middle. In the middle of the segment about Tyler, he decided it was time to test text. So Justin come in,
- [93:25]
Tyler
put a burner
- [93:26]
Mike
up about texting, and then Justin come in and explain Tyler.
- [93:29]
Jake
All right.
- [93:29]
Tyler
And we'll end it with this. The reason why we'll end it.
- [93:32]
Mike
I have the last talking about this. So we're gonna end it right here.
- [93:35]
Tyler
What I'm gonna say is, is that we decided we're like. Well, in the spirit of the show. No one's personal business is being aired. That was one of the things. First off, comparing Justin to Jimmy is like nothing like, that's like, like that's insulting Justin to a massive level. But yeah, it was, it was something that we decided to turn into content because the show open mic is for that. It's, it's for to air non personal grievances that aren't going to break people.
- [93:59]
Mike
Justin show open mic.
- [94:01]
Tyler
Yeah. So the reason why we chose to do it in open mic was because it was already kind of the chosen arena of battle. When I'm sitting in my car and I hear Tyler didn't want me to do this, I'm gonna do it anyway. This is my show now.
- [94:23]
Mike
He's not mad about that.
- [94:24]
Tyler
I'm not. I was like, man, we could really create this into content.
- [94:29]
Mike
Yeah, that's, that's about, that's how the call. Yeah, that's what he said. Exactly. Almost exactly.
- [94:34]
Jake
End it now.
- [94:36]
Mike
Next segment.
- [94:38]
Tyler
Oh, looks like he's. I was gonna say we're gonna bring Jake on, but then he leaned over to. Looks like he hit a bong. And now he's back. What's up, Jake?
- [94:47]
Mike
The mustache gets better and better each week.
- [94:49]
Tyler
What's up, guys?
- [94:50]
Jake
I just trimmed. Hey, can y' all hear me? All right, I got this little.
- [94:55]
Tyler
Yeah, Just talked over you like a year ago. That's okay,
- [95:00]
Mike
Mick.
- [95:01]
Jake
That's looking strong, dude.
- [95:04]
Justin
Thank you.
- [95:06]
Mike
Thank you.
- [95:06]
Jake
What?
- [95:09]
Tyler
I will say this. I had no idea. By the way, real quick. You were Jake in the comments because you are.
- [95:15]
Jake
Dude, that, that, that guy's out of control, to be honest.
- [95:19]
Tyler
He is out of control. Oh, okay. Anyways, keep going.
- [95:22]
Jake
I think he's impersonating me and we should probably do something about it. But, but are we sorry, did we move on from the way you savagely attacked Justin or
- [95:38]
Mike
you were brought in to give your as a, as a loyal follower and, and, and contributor to the show? Actually, we brought you in to talk about that. So what, what was your take on that?
- [95:47]
Justin
Be careful, Jake. He's a dictator. He might throw you off.
- [95:49]
Tyler
I'll tell you.
- [95:50]
Jake
So I, I, I had never dare
- [95:53]
Justin
you to put a banner up right now.
- [95:55]
Tyler
Now,
- [96:00]
Jake
I had not watched open mic before. We were stuck on this, like, really up job. And at the end of like Annie, her, any her life, they're like, be sure to come in for open mic at three or whatever. I was like, oh, dude, we'll probably still be here. I got to watch the first part of it and before any of that happened.
- [96:21]
Tyler
Happened.
- [96:21]
Jake
And I thought it was. I was like, oh, dude, this is kind of a neat concept. Like, they're really just, like, doing it live, kind of like archiving. I was like, dude, what? That's really interesting.
- [96:32]
Justin
Then I.
- [96:32]
Jake
Then on the drive back, I log in and see that it went off the rails. And I was like, dude, I. I'm glad that that other Jake guy wasn't in the comments when it happened, because
- [96:45]
Tyler
I think it probably would have been pretty bad. Huh. Was he on his ride home, too?
- [96:49]
Jake
What's that?
- [96:50]
Tyler
Was he on his way home too?
- [96:52]
Jake
Yeah, well, I guess. Dude, I don't know.
- [96:54]
Mike
I don't know.
- [96:55]
Jake
I don't know what happened, but he would have probably just said some crazy and made things worse.
- [97:01]
Mike
See, and everybody thinks I'm mean, I don't hold it. I don't hold a candle. This guy.
- [97:06]
Tyler
There was some. There was one person there that was particularly perturbed that I did that. And I was like, I'm not. I was like, I apologize to him. I'm like, I'm not. I don't know who that person is. They were pretty pro. No logic in their brain. So, like, Taylor McDowell or something. Oh, man, I'm so sorry. I didn't know if maybe it was a donut shop podcast fan. But you know what? I'm. If you gotta hate me to watch the show, then hate me to watch the show.
- [97:30]
Jake
Tyler. I wouldn't worry about that. It's probably a male, just based on the demographics of your audience and a dude named Taylor. I just wouldn't put too much stock in what they say.
- [97:40]
Justin
Almost like, Tyler,
- [97:44]
Mike
I noticed you were very quiet during that segment.
- [97:49]
Tyler
Nick.
- [97:50]
Jake
Dude, everybody was. Mike, like, waited until Tyler was through.
- [97:54]
Tyler
Mike starts off like this.
- [97:56]
Mike
I love everybody. I want everybody to know that I love everybody. I do. I love everybody.
- [98:01]
Dylan
That's equivalent to he would never own slaves, just in case you were wondering.
- [98:04]
Mike
Yeah.
- [98:04]
Tyler
Also, I would never love slaves. I cannot stress that enough.
- [98:12]
Mike
Everybody thinks it's me and I'm not. We saw who it is.
- [98:15]
Tyler
Who thinks you're the.
- [98:16]
Mike
Everybody does. Mike's gonna yell at him. Oh, God. I screamed at Jimmy. Ah, this guy yelling, oh, the job's not dead. Like, everybody thinks it's me. I'm just here trying to, you know, I got butterflies flying around. I'm just trying to have a good time. Nick gets mad at me, thinks I'm an for saying that he's hard to talk to. I'm just here. I'm not even. I'M just nobody. You guys got to see the real monster.
- [98:39]
Dylan
Now we're getting accurate.
- [98:40]
Mike
You guys got to see the real monster. The real, real monster. So.
- [98:47]
Tyler
Right. I. I don't know. I just think that it was.
- [98:51]
Mike
Would your blue collar guys do that? Jake, Would you. Would the oil man come out and yell at everybody like that?
- [98:56]
Jake
Yeah, big time.
- [98:58]
Mike
You belong in the oil field.
- [98:59]
Tyler
6 Jedi says that was the most quiet he's ever seen. G Money.
- [99:03]
Mike
That's what I'm saying. That's what I was like. Nick kind of, like, had his hat on. He, like, way at the counterculture hat on. Remember black?
- [99:10]
Dylan
He was just glad it wasn't him.
- [99:13]
Tyler
Oh, thank God.
- [99:14]
Mike
All of a sudden, Nick was in the back seat of the van. Nick was in the back seat of
- [99:17]
Dylan
the van because when Tyler comes in, like, I have something to talk about. You know, Nick was like, his poker faces.
- [99:22]
Mike
His poker face isn't very well. Like, Tyler wouldn't. He may be able to throw a pitch, but he's not a good poker player there because he's like, I got something to say and everything. Is it bad? No, it's not bad. It was like.
- [99:34]
Justin
No, I said, though. I said. I said, dude, you look really mad. Something happened to Carla. He goes, not in the car line, but at 3 o'. Clock.
- [99:41]
Mike
Yes, this horrific show happened, Mike.
- [99:49]
Jake
It's funny that you asked that, because I was sitting there watching it thinking, like, I thought Tyler was gonna, like, whip out a pipe wrench and throw it somewhere.
- [99:58]
Tyler
The car line. I almost.
- [99:59]
Jake
Did you carry a pipe wrench with you?
- [100:03]
Tyler
Yes, because I'm aspiring to be a blue car.
- [100:04]
Mike
He can't reach the gas pedal, so he uses it also.
- [100:07]
Red
What the.
- [100:08]
Tyler
What's a pipe wrench?
- [100:09]
Mike
The big one. It's with the screw.
- [100:12]
Tyler
No, that's an adjustable wrench.
- [100:13]
Mike
No, the big one. The adjustable wrench goes this way.
- [100:15]
Tyler
The pipe wrench goes this way with a screw.
- [100:18]
Mike
It's like this. Yeah, you turn it.
- [100:19]
Tyler
I thought that was a wrench with the. The. With the. The circle on the end of it.
- [100:23]
Mike
Can somebody show Tyler what a pipe wrench looks like? Got one right Handy.
- [100:30]
Tyler
Yeah.
- [100:31]
Mike
Play that guitar, Jake. Let's get in the pipe wrench.
- [100:37]
Tyler
This guy's got a pipe wrench on standby.
- [100:38]
Mike
Dude, all blue collar guys got a pipe wrench on standby. Do you use it?
- [100:41]
Tyler
Like, does it double as a weapon and. Yeah, you just eat your cereal with it.
- [100:45]
Mike
Like gta. You can carry a pipe wrench around? Oh, yeah.
- [100:48]
Tyler
You know, outlaw motorcycles came around and. Yeah, oh, see? Oh, it's the Super Mario Bros. Range.
- [100:55]
Mike
Yes. Because he's a plumber.
- [100:57]
Tyler
Say, dude, it's the Super Mario Bros.
- [100:59]
Dylan
Range.
- [100:59]
Mike
That's.
- [101:00]
Jake
Yeah, that's actually what we call it in the field.
- [101:02]
Tyler
Yeah, see, right. Blue collar talk, Mike. Super Mario bro.
- [101:07]
Mike
From the guy who's never got his hands dirty, who sat in the car. Eat Chipotle, dude.
- [101:12]
Tyler
I put my trailer hitch on the other day and it. It made my hands black on this part of my arm.
- [101:17]
Mike
I remember you telling me you had to go to a mechanic and ask him how to put your.
- [101:20]
Tyler
No, no, what it was, was the trailer hitch has a ball. Depending on the size of the trailer, you have a bigger ball. And I lost the bigger trailer in the divorce. So we went back to the small trailer and I needed the small ball put back on the trailer hitch. And I don't. They were like, you're gonna need a power tool wrench. Like a. A electric. Like.
- [101:42]
Mike
No, not electric. Like a drill. Like a real and powerful.
- [101:46]
Tyler
It's not a drill. It's like a. Yeah, you needed something that. Or you needed to. He was like, or you could do it with a giant pipe and a buddy. I was like, well, I don't have any friends here. Mike leaves that three minutes after the show. So the talent.
- [101:58]
Mike
It'd just be me stomping on a
- [102:00]
Tyler
pipe in the parking lot.
- [102:01]
Mike
If you guys watch Patreon, you would see that with your backing up skills, you're probably not well versed in trailer hitches and balls either because you can't back a trailer up to sa.
- [102:11]
Tyler
It was dark, dude. I had no space. It was dark. I set it up for. Oh man, that's the worst part too. Justin.
- [102:19]
Mike
Yeah.
- [102:20]
Dylan
Jeez.
- [102:21]
Mike
Justin, the Tesla driver got out and ripped that trailer the banner.
- [102:28]
Dylan
Tesla driver.
- [102:29]
Mike
Yes,
- [102:32]
Tyler
that's true. He got.
- [102:34]
Mike
He's got.
- [102:34]
Tyler
He owns me for life.
- [102:36]
Justin
When you guys went to Myrtle beach, who was the one trying to back the Tyler trailer?
- [102:42]
Mike
Tyler.
- [102:42]
Tyler
Tyler.
- [102:43]
Mike
Yeah.
- [102:44]
Justin
So you already had a trailer before and you can't park one?
- [102:47]
Mike
Oh, you. This is nothing.
- [102:49]
Tyler
It was dark. I had no space.
- [102:52]
Mike
You should have seen what happened in the last trip.
- [102:55]
Tyler
Oh, I got our entire. While driving an RV in a 30 foot trail.
- [102:58]
Mike
We got off an exit. I was like. And he drove it down a dead end. End. So yeah, we're stuck in a dead
- [103:04]
Tyler
end at 2 in the morning.
- [103:06]
Mike
But to save face, right shortly after we finally got it out, he drove away with the gas pump attached to the trailer still as well. So we drug a Gas pump down the road.
- [103:15]
Tyler
Oh, yeah, I left a gas pump in the thing.
- [103:21]
Jake
Tyler deserves some credit. Like, I mean, I've got, like, an actual class A, like, commercial driver's license. I can drive whatever. Whatever in Texas. And did you get me tired and then, like, have a couple, like, standing around watching me, and I will go full retard.
- [103:37]
Tyler
It's.
- [103:37]
Mike
It's like, not tired and just full, fully charged. He goes full retard.
- [103:44]
Tyler
And we couldn't figure out what to do because it's not criminal. There's no intent. So we're like, do we drive it back? And we're like, no, we just left it.
- [103:50]
Mike
We took a video, a picture, and then left it in the middle of the road.
- [103:53]
Dylan
There's no intent when it happens, but once you become aware of it, I think you have some responsibility to not.
- [103:57]
Tyler
We were like, what's our legal responsibility?
- [104:00]
Dylan
Take it.
- [104:02]
Mike
There was aggressive method.
- [104:03]
Tyler
No. But there was no intent.
- [104:05]
Dylan
So if I want to leave it.
- [104:06]
Tyler
Here's the thing is, if your kid takes something off the shelf at Target, puts it in your bag, and you drive home and you're like, oh, my God, my kid just. And you called the police department, and the deputy's like, I'm not coming out for that. There's no intent. And then you go, what should I do with it? You don't legally have to bring it back to Target Target, do you? Yes, yes, yes.
- [104:23]
Dylan
Once you become aware that you took something.
- [104:25]
Mike
10 years patrol, just 10 years as a cop.
- [104:29]
Tyler
Reports left and right. I'm like, yo, you're good. Just. I never took that particular call, but I'm just saying.
- [104:35]
Dylan
I just want to. Dylan said that it hurts sometimes to listen to you guys talk about tools and trucks. Not very good at it between pipe wrenches and backing up trailers.
- [104:46]
Tyler
Sorry.
- [104:46]
Mike
I was a copy. Stop.
- [104:47]
Dylan
There's either bad dad syndrome or no dad syndrome.
- [104:49]
Mike
I just kept the community safe.
- [104:52]
Tyler
Mike wasn't only blue collar. He was blue. I was Blue Falcon.
- [104:59]
Mike
I kept you guys. I was the wolf hunting the sheep while you guys were sleeping or something like that.
- [105:03]
Tyler
Hunting the evil you pretend does not exist. Yeah, I don't think you're.
- [105:07]
Jake
I don't think you're supposed to hunt the sheep, Mike. I think that. I think you got that wrong.
- [105:11]
Mike
I mean, if you want to be a good cop. That's why the FBI was investigating Fruit man.
- [105:17]
Tyler
Oh, yeah, dude.
- [105:17]
Jake
But you couldn't die to ham sandwich.
- [105:19]
Tyler
All right, I will tell you.
- [105:20]
Mike
I will tell you. I changed. Not by myself, but we changed the Microwave in the house this weekend. Whoa. That was an adventure. If you've not been around JoJo in that scenario, you need to imagine, you know the game operation. Imagine that with like 3, 000 people watching. And if you touch the edge, your head gets cut. Cut off immediately. Like squid games and you're like trying to.
- [105:44]
Dylan
No, I just don't think it's too much to ask.
- [105:46]
Tyler
It's like holding the flashlight for your dad. Oh, it's worse.
- [105:49]
Mike
No, it's worse. No, worse.
- [105:50]
Dylan
I don't. If you've known Mike for any longer than 32 seconds, you know he's a goddamn spastic squirrel. So it takes no. Getting him to move with any coordination and any pre thought is quite the feat. So I have to like supervise and tell him multiple times how we're going to move and move as a team and do this without destroying the whole house. House.
- [106:11]
Mike
Her son might come Wednesday, we're gonna replay this story with him present.
- [106:14]
Dylan
Love it.
- [106:15]
Tyler
You guys talk about me being mean to Justin. JoJo, roast Mike on a daily basis live.
- [106:22]
Dylan
Well, he tried to roast me, but it failed.
- [106:24]
Mike
So I figured I'd just pick it up.
- [106:25]
Tyler
Oh, Jake. I mounted three TVs in one day last week. Is that pretty cool?
- [106:30]
Jake
In my opinion, My humble opinion, yes,
- [106:34]
Mike
I think.
- [106:36]
Tyler
Do you have a TV in there? I was just say, man, you don't
- [106:40]
Dylan
even have a T.
- [106:42]
Mike
I've got a vh, a vhr, VHR all in one. The B. TV right there.
- [106:52]
Justin
TV right there.
- [106:54]
Mike
What's that thing? What is that Godzilla flashlight doing there?
- [106:59]
Justin
Dude, you want me to go grab it?
- [107:03]
Jake
After I thought about it too late, but after everyone roasted me last week for playing guitar, I was gonna get like a big like horse wiener dildo to hang it behind the guitar. No, no, instead of the guitar. Like that.
- [107:19]
Justin
That's not just like this.
- [107:21]
Jake
Yeah, like the one on board at that. Dude, that's not like. I didn't want that in the background. It's just where it sits in my house.
- [107:27]
Tyler
Yeah, sure. That's where you just centered it on the camera.
- [107:32]
Jake
You know what? You want me, you want me to shred? I'll shred.
- [107:37]
Justin
I'll be right back. I'm gonna get my flashlight for you.
- [107:39]
Mike
No, please don't.
- [107:47]
Jake
Yeah, I did have some, some updates if you guys have time for it.
- [107:52]
Mike
Absolutely. This is actually your segment.
- [107:55]
Jake
There's been a lot of time or there's been a lot of talk about like vanilla extract and things like that.
- [108:01]
Tyler
That.
- [108:01]
Jake
And it hasn't. I started experiencing some Real negative effects from it. So I decided to try something different. It took about three days for the shaking to stop. What do you got, Nick?
- [108:13]
Mike
He's telling a real story. Is it.
- [108:16]
Tyler
What is that?
- [108:17]
Dylan
The shake?
- [108:18]
Tyler
Oh, it's the kids toy. That's not right. That's not right.
- [108:23]
Justin
Put it in the microwave for about 15 seconds. And a little baby oil. Awesome, man.
- [108:30]
Jake
Dude, I'm telling you. What if I had a nickel for every time.
- [108:33]
Tyler
Nick, there's no excuse for you to have that.
- [108:35]
Mike
You don't.
- [108:36]
Tyler
You don't have any toddlers.
- [108:37]
Jake
He told you why he has it.
- [108:39]
Justin
I told you I had it. Microwave for 15 seconds. Baby oil, it's just like the real thing.
- [108:44]
Dylan
It's the clearance version of it.
- [108:46]
Justin
I'm not losing any money and I don't have to listen to it afterwards.
- [108:56]
Mike
I'm just sitting here thinking, man, this is it. This is what I did 23 years, man.
- [109:01]
Tyler
I left.
- [109:02]
Mike
I retired.
- [109:03]
Tyler
Microwave it for 15 seconds. Is it convenient that it. Not to get too graphic.
- [109:11]
Mike
Oh, God.
- [109:11]
Tyler
But it goes out on their side, so you don't even have to clean it.
- [109:17]
Mike
So if it's long enough the other
- [109:20]
Jake
side I would still run into the sink.
- [109:24]
Tyler
What were you saying, though, Jake?
- [109:26]
Jake
So I. I gave up by the jerk off machine.
- [109:29]
Mike
Go ahead.
- [109:30]
Jake
Yeah, the vanilla extract was not as good as I thought it was. So I apologize to anybody that tried that and may have had negative effects from it. It took me about three days to get over the shakes, but I did. I switched to chocolate extract. And yeah, I wouldn't. It's. So I'm just here to report the results, which are mixed. So my vertical jump. I'm a hybrid athlete, so my vertical jump has increased significantly. My 40 time is better. And y' all may not believe this, you may not believe this, but I was around the other day and I could do the Seawalk
- [110:10]
Tyler
Chocolate extract.
- [110:11]
Justin
Let's see.
- [110:12]
Mike
Dude, so you probably can't play the guitar anymore then.
- [110:18]
Jake
I can play, dude. It's funny you say that, Mike, because I can play the bass like a.
- [110:22]
Tyler
Yeah, you can probably freestyle pretty good too, now.
- [110:25]
Jake
Yes, sir. The. On the other side of that, though, my energy has decreased significantly. I've been lethargic. You might even say lazy. I'm not. I'm not sure. I'm not sure if it's connected or not, but my credit has plummeted and I've always.
- [110:49]
Tyler
You showing up to work on time?
- [110:52]
Jake
No, I've had a problem with that. And I have. Dude, I've always been a Fairly honest guy, but I've got this insane impulse to steal. I did. So I got. I had one more story or sue that I wanted to like, touch on. If we got a saying before we do that though, can I plug one more local business?
- [111:16]
Tyler
Absolutely, man.
- [111:17]
Jake
It's called Buck Breaker Outfitters. It's a hunting outfit. It's a hunting guide service operating through west and central Texas. You can get a whitetail mule, deer, hogs and snipe.
- [111:33]
Justin
I don't know what's real with Jake and what's not.
- [111:35]
Jake
The owner.
- [111:36]
Tyler
This is real.
- [111:37]
Jake
The owner. Yeah, this is real. You can Google it. The guy's name is Calvin Candy that owns it. He's a great guy. I recommend it, but I'm honestly kind of. So that's my quick plug.
- [111:50]
Mike
Every segment of a show where you could be 100 serious and it sounds terrible.
- [111:55]
Red
Yeah. The.
- [112:00]
Jake
So and this is one that I'm surprised and frankly disappointed that I haven't heard Nick talk about with his extensive coverage of Iran. I thought that maybe he would have picked up on this, but. We suffered a severe cyber attack from Somali hackers over the weekend. There are three different sources I've been able to find. Reuters, the Associated Press and CNN are all reporting that there's been a 47 increase in cricket wireless outages as a cell service. In each one of those articles, there are anonymous sources linking the outages to attacks by Somali hackers. And you might ask. This is what I thought first. You might ask why. But I think, you know, the important thing to realize is now is not the time to ask why. Now is not the time to ask why. It's the time to act. And I would like to know why we're wasting so much time, Blood and treasure in Iran around with this silly straight of hormuz business when we have Somalis attacking cricket wireless in the United States.
- [113:13]
Tyler
True piracy.
- [113:14]
Jake
And I, I have it on good authority, and I'm not going to say from who, that President Trump is a big fan of the show. So I would like to take a moment to implore him to abandon this reckless pursuit. In Iran. It's time to act. In Somalia, I think we need to redeploy our military forces to the eastern port part of Africa and we need to bomb Somalia back to whatever is before the stone Age,
- [113:44]
Tyler
Whatever was.
- [113:47]
Mike
This is great. Great.
- [113:49]
Tyler
I like that take. That's actually a very. There was only two cracks of a smile through that whole thing.
- [113:56]
Jake
I don't know. I don't know what we're doing. If we're not dealing with the Somali hacker threat.
- [114:01]
Tyler
The cricket wireless,
- [114:05]
Mike
the learning center.
- [114:07]
Tyler
The learning.
- [114:07]
Mike
The leering center.
- [114:10]
Jake
Yeah, but I don't. I don't think that the Republicans will do anything about it. This is another place where G Money and I differ on the state of the gop. I don't think that they're a real party. I think that they exist to shout about double standards. They're afraid to govern and to make decisions. And the only piece of evidence I would point to is the Hunter Biden laptop scandal. I know that's old news, but it's something that we often overlook. They got a hold of that Hunter Biden laptop thing and they watched all of that stuff before deciding, hey, we should put this out there to damage Hunter Biden's reputation. But if you. If you paid as close attention to that as I did, you would know that Hunter Biden has more meat than a friggin butcher shop. And he has immaculate taste in feather boat is how. In what world does it make sense that if you want to damage a man, you show the entire world that he has a 10 inch hog?
- [115:13]
Tyler
Six Jedi with 10 bucks. I gotta get on an anti hero road trip. Everyone's invited to those.
- [115:19]
Mike
Yeah, please.
- [115:20]
Tyler
And Chozilla says, shred the guitar. Well, you've been taking chocolate extracts and now we don't know that that's a thing. Yep.
- [115:28]
Jake
So I made that up. I'm still not going to be able to shred. Hey, this. I know we're about to be out of time. The last thing that I wanted to say. So I had. Y' all were talking about games. I thought this would be a good one. It's been a topic. I've seen it online for like years off and on. And it's like discussing the topic of things that it's not okay to do as a grown man. So I thought it would be fun for everybody to like, kind of see. I don't know, like, see what everybody thinks. I came in prepared with four, like, things you should not do as a grown man.
- [116:05]
Tyler
Okay.
- [116:05]
Jake
Number. Number one would be cry, obviously.
- [116:08]
Tyler
Okay. Yep.
- [116:11]
Jake
Bubble baths.
- [116:12]
Tyler
Yes.
- [116:14]
Jake
Yeah. In your own pants.
- [116:18]
Tyler
Not on purpose.
- [116:22]
Jake
You're supposed to be in charge.
- [116:23]
Mike
Yeah.
- [116:24]
Jake
Can you be in charge of anything if you're not in charge of your own balance?
- [116:27]
Mike
It's tough.
- [116:28]
Tyler
That's the last.
- [116:30]
Jake
The last one is by that one. The last one is pulling out. What are you doing?
- [116:40]
Dylan
The seriousness.
- [116:41]
Red
Yeah.
- [116:44]
Tyler
Nick, do it just like to put it in.
- [116:46]
Jake
We need. We need more babies. Why are you Pulling out.
- [116:52]
Dylan
Nick, that doesn't have to.
- [116:54]
Mike
I guess that coincides with your. Your chocolate. What coincides with this?
- [116:59]
Tyler
Nobody.
- [117:00]
Jake
Nobody's saying you have to take care of them or even stick around.
- [117:03]
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [117:03]
Jake
Why are you going out?
- [117:04]
Mike
I would see why you would think that.
- [117:06]
Justin
Yeah. I disagree with the bubble baths, man. They're a good time.
- [117:13]
Tyler
Do you take them by yourself at least?
- [117:15]
Justin
Yeah, every day.
- [117:16]
Tyler
Okay, bubble bath.
- [117:18]
Jake
Show us.
- [117:19]
Justin
Right?
- [117:19]
Jake
Show us the bathtub.
- [117:21]
Mike
No, no.
- [117:23]
Tyler
Mike does some pretty gay. That unmanly thing. You. You ride a shotgun with your wife.
- [117:30]
Mike
Okay.
- [117:30]
Tyler
And you listen to Taylor Swift.
- [117:32]
Mike
Okay.
- [117:33]
Dylan
While he works out.
- [117:34]
Tyler
Yeah. I don't know. Are we with an extra doozy? Are we going to talk about 10 pounds?
- [117:39]
Mike
Dumbbells don't cancel out Taylor Swift.
- [117:42]
Justin
There's a lot of gay going on in this network.
- [117:49]
Mike
All right, I'm gonna stop there.
- [117:50]
Tyler
Yeah. With that being said, we're out of time. Gentlemen, as always, it was a pleasure. Jake, say thanks so much for stopping by.
- [117:57]
Justin
Good work.
- [117:58]
Tyler
We love having a weekly segment representing the blue collar dudes. And Nick never lets us down with his sex toys that aren't meant to be. Sex toys. The fact that you turned a children's toy into a sex toy is bizarre. But that's G money.
- [118:12]
Justin
Perfect, dude.
- [118:15]
Jake
All right, next week do the hula hoop.
- [118:19]
Justin
That's like a hot dog, Adam. Open window, man.
- [118:23]
Tyler
All right, tomorrow, 1101pm Eastern Standard Time.
- [118:26]
Mike
We're one to three now one. First hour is regular. Second hour is Patreon or only. So make sure to join the Patreon.
- [118:31]
Tyler
See you guys. Jv team for life.