Squadcast (Live) 09/04/2025

Summary

The Antihero Podcast: Squadcast (Live) 09/04/2025

Date: September 5, 2025

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Overview:

This episode of the Antihero Podcast’s Squadcast is classic Thursday night banter “for the boys.” The host, Tyler, and regular Bradley are joined by featured guest and recurring favorite, Jimmy Watson—a man who embodies the show’s tagline: “Part Delta Force. Part Street Cop. All Truth.” Together, they dive into a wide range of topics: war stories, faith, masculinity, authenticity in the “vet bro” space, public figures with questionable backgrounds, law enforcement realities, audience superchats, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating humor. The tone is raucous, genuine, and unfiltered, peppered with memorable quotes and more than a few laugh-out-loud moments.

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Episode Structure & Flow

• [00:02-01:21] Opening & Introductions
  • The show kicks off with energy and inside jokes. Tyler introduces Jimmy Watson—aka “USS Watson”— as a guest who always brings powerful stories and realness to the podcast.

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Main Discussions & Key Segments

1. Jimmy Watson’s Personal Journey: From “Lost Ship” to Lighthouse

[01:31–05:36]

• Jimmy’s Raw Testimony:
  “If you saw pictures of me that I post every once in a while in my stories with the weapon with the can on it… you can see nothing in my eyes. I’m dead to the world. I was a lost ship.” —Jimmy Watson [01:42]
  He credits his turnaround to a radical encounter with his faith, describing feeling “linebacker tackled” by the Holy Spirit, and striving to become a “lighthouse” to others.

• Authenticity & Redemption:
  Jimmy confesses mistakes, referencing both everyday slip-ups and darker past events (“I just had to pay my chick 3,000 bucks, dog, because I messed up…”). Despite a “messy” past, he emphasizes using those experiences to help others.

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2. Masculinity, the Search for Meaning, and Modern Antiheroes

[03:14–08:07]

• On Material Success Without Purpose:
  Tyler and Jimmy joke about wealthy, image-obsessed influencers, ultimately driving home that material gains are empty without a deeper meaning or “source.”

• Defining the Antihero:
  Tyler: “An anti hero is somebody that has a lot of faults, but their core values are good, right? They’re not perfect, and their imperfectness shines, while their core values shine even harder.”

• Cultural Commentary (Shrek & Hero Worship):
  They discuss why larger-than-life, sometimes flawed “dad” figures like Shrek or internet personalities develop cult followings—people “latch onto an idea,” not a person.

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3. Valor, Authenticity, and the Problem of Stolen Valor

[07:16–12:33]

• Triggering False Claims:
  Jimmy delivers an impassioned speech on the dangers and disrespect of people exaggerating or fabricating military exploits:

  "You are literally disrespecting the entire community of men…" [10:33]

• Emotional Anecdotes: He recounts a harrowing moment witnessing wounded vets, highlighting the real cost of war (“...the badass guys in the Heroes are not alive to say they’re warlords…”).

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4. Listener Superchats and Rapid-Fire Banter

[13:57–57:55]

• The crew reads and responds to dozens of live chat questions. Themes include:
  • Jokes about recent mishaps (“You want to do stupid stuff, you get stupid prizes.”)
  • Law enforcement and military shout-outs
  • Nicknames in military culture (“You don’t get to choose…you’re Tickles and Pickles for the rest of the whole tour.”)
  • “Trench Grenade” and other personalities in the veteran influencer space
  • Inside jokes about paying off wives, arm wrestling, and listener “docking” with the show from bizarre locales (delivery room, etc.)

Memorable quote:

"If you want to act like a slave, then you’re going to be treated like a slave in this life. And who’s treating you like a slave is yourself. If you want to be a G...all you have to do is crack your heart open this much…” —Jimmy Watson [05:36]

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5. Behind the Scenes with John McAfee

[17:42–25:43]

• Candid Security Tales:
  Jimmy details working as McAfee’s head of security, sharing wild stories of loyalty, paranoia, and the infamous “poop allegations.”
  “When I went to McAfee to be his bodyguard… I wanted to see him for who he really was…” [17:54].

• McAfee’s Death:
  Jimmy is frank about the emotional impact of McAfee’s death, hinting at suspicious circumstances and the immense pressure of federal investigations.

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6. Brotherhood, Validation, and the Search for Belonging

[64:21–69:38, 83:36–84:05]

• Men’s “Bootcamps” & “Brotherhood for Sale”:
  The discussion turns to expensive, elite “man camps” where men pay thousands to “earn” brotherhood. Jimmy calls this out as “cheesy” and “not the real thing.”

  “You can’t do that. You can’t do the circle. No. You treat everybody equally. And as a man and as a woman.” —Jimmy [67:30]

• Validation & Masculinity:
  Revisiting the topic later:
  “The three core desires are: do you love me? Am I beautiful? Can I go on your adventure?... if you fulfill those three, she will love you long time.” [83:02]

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7. Police Work, “Blue Line” Realities, and Leaving Law Enforcement

[38:47–95:54]

• Cops as “Wolves,” Not Sheepdogs:
  Tyler discusses why he started the Antihero project: to “give cops their balls back,” saying society has “defanged the wolf.”

• Rural vs. City Law Enforcement:
  Jeff explains the difference between policing in rural settings (backup is 40 minutes away) vs. city environments (two minutes away).

• Leaving Law Enforcement:
  Tyler and Jeff offer blunt insights on why being a cop should be like a military stint—intense, purposeful, but not necessarily lifelong.

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8. Handling Hate, Trolls, and Internet Infamy

[41:30–44:48, 121:58+]

• The hosts riff on internet “haters,” trolling, dealing with criticism, and the carnival of social media.
• Maria Lopez Abad, a critical commenter, becomes a recurring character—Jimmy responds with grace and humor, using the moment to reflect on addiction, redemption, and his openness online.

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9. Unfiltered Stories of War, Survival and the Importance of Humility

[77:05–84:05, 87:26–90:17]

• Combat Trauma Stories:
  Jimmy relates disturbing stories from Iraq and Afghanistan about loss, coping with death, and the indignity of exaggerating war stories.

  “If you’ve actually been there, done that, you don’t say that. You know, look, talk to a Marine that went to Fallujah…” [78:55]

• Respecting Real Experience:
  Jimmy describes recognizing “the look” of combat vets and the importance of humility:

  “You don’t disrespect dudes. Sometimes you don’t know who you’re talking to…” [80:46]

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10. Faith, Prayer, and Closing Thoughts

[100:16–102:54]

• Jimmy’s Prayer:
  At Tyler’s request, Jimmy offers a heartfelt prayer for listeners battling addiction and seeking a way out, reminiscent of his own experience.

  “Just slowly pull the plug on all the vices and the addictions and all the guilt and shame and regret in this life…” [101:00]

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Memorable Quotes & Exchanges

• Jimmy on anti-heroism:
  “An anti hero is somebody that has a lot of faults, but their core values are good… their imperfectness shines, while their core values shine even harder.” —Tyler [06:39]
• Jimmy on war exaggeration:
  “The badass guys in the heroes are not alive to say they’re warlords.” [11:20]
• On fame and brotherhood:
  “Every man has his price. What he was saying was, don’t think you’re all high, mighty, and righteous because you just ain’t been offered the right amount of money.” [49:12]
• Tyler on policing:
  “To really stop that wolf, you have to send another wolf in to get him.” [38:53]
• On social media haters:
  “I need haters; I need that fool baby desperately. Because that’s content.” —Jimmy [41:56]
• Jimmy on faith:
  “You can run from yourself, you could run from the law for a period of time perhaps, but you cannot run from God because he’s in every dark corner…” [101:00]

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Notable & Humorous Moments

• "Cheese and Squeeze Time with Jimmy Watson":
  A running joke/segment about self-deprecating routines and awkward macho situations. [42:31]
• Banter about sitting or standing to pee:
  A raucous debate about masculine bathroom habits towards the end of the episode. [161:24+]
• Maria Lopez Abad:
  An active, critical commenter becomes the episode’s pseudo-antagonist, with the hosts volleying banter and genuine responses back and forth. [121:58+]
• Karaoke & End-of-Show Chaos:
  Closing with the hosts reading and riffing on comments, singing “Party All The Time,” and high-energy, silly interaction with the audience. [152:14+]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Theme / Segment | Timestamps | | ---------------------------------------------------- | ---------------- | | Opening, Introductions | [00:02–01:21] | | Jimmy's Faith & Redemption | [01:31–05:36] | | Masculinity & Antiheroes | [03:14–08:07] | | Stolen Valor / Vet Bro Drama | [07:16–12:33] | | McAfee Security & Controversy | [17:42–25:43] | | Listener Superchats / Banter | [13:57–57:55] | | Law Enforcement & Leaving Police Work | [38:47–95:54] | | Male Bootcamps & Brotherhood for Sale | [64:21–69:38] | | Trolls & Internet Infamy (Maria saga) | [121:58+] | | War Trauma, Humility, Respect | [77:05–84:05] | | Faith, Prayer | [100:16–102:54] | | Audience Participation & Karaoke Chaos | [152:14–end] |

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Final Thoughts

This episode embodies the soul of The Antihero Podcast—raw, honest, irreverent, and deeply human. Whether you come for the gritty war stories, confessions of personal failure and triumph, or just the camaraderie and chaos of a Thursday night squadcast, there’s something here for every listener. The hosts never shy away from hard topics—trauma, addiction, faith, loyalty, or being called out by trolls—and always land on the side of brotherhood, humility, and "all truth."

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For more, follow Jimmy (MightyWarrior283), support the show’s sponsors, and don’t miss the next unfiltered Thursday night for the boys.

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Notable Quote to Close:

“If you want to act like a slave, then you’re going to be treated like a slave in this life. And who’s treating you like a slave is yourself. If you want to be a G…crack your heart open this much and believe whom the Son sets free is free indeed.” —Jimmy Watson [05:36]

Transcript

[Tyler]

Welcome back to the Thursday night squadcast. Thursday nights for the boys. We got the USS Watson in the house. Stand by for an awesome show. See you in a minute.

[Bradley]

This is.

[Jimmy Watson]

Sam.

[Tyler]

We're here. We're live. Thursday night squadcast for the boys in.

[Jimmy Watson]

The most masculine way possible.

[Tyler]

We got Jimmy here. The USS Watson, baby.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yep.

[Tyler]

You remember what episode you were on? Was it one. It was like, one third, man, bro, I'm.

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't know any numbers, dude.

[Tyler]

Would you. Very rarely do men bring other. Bring tears to our eyes, but we're. Me and Brent were both like, you're crying. You.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, because I know. I saw. I saw both of y'. All.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, it was real.

[Jimmy Watson]

That is. My goal is to go on those podcasts. My entire goal on Podcast, man is, okay, you use the. You use the fluff in the dance, like. Like a matter. El matador means killer in the ring, the arena, you know, that goes against the bul. Bull in the bull fight. And. But you use all that fluff to get to the real, real juice and the real juice. The only juice that I. No, I know about other juice, too, but the only juice that I know that works other than trend. But my wife banned me from trend. The only juice that works is Jesus in your life. The light. The light. It's a lighthouse mission. That's why I wear these sunglasses. My eyes are so bright. If you saw them right now when you just pass out. And so that. But when Jesus blast me. Linebacker tackled me through the holy spirit, dog was so radical that if you saw pictures of me that I post every once in a while in my stories with the. Go with the weapon with the can on it that you don't know if I'm in Nicaragua or Sal Joe's Pizza in America. That picture, man, you can see nothing in my eyes. I'm dead to the world. I'm a lost. I was a lost ship.

[Tyler]

I remember.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I was a freaking lost ship, man. And. But once that happened, I knew that there was actual a reason to live, man. Because, bro, if you don't have a reason to live in this life, man, you are. I don't know what else to say. You're dog.

[Tyler]

You know, have you ever, like, we were talking about some philanthropists, right? You know, guys that. That have the 1 million YouTube followers that are rich for whatever reason, right? And, you know, and they surround themselves with, like, all these chicks, and they have all these boats in there, and, you know, they're juice to the gills. They're ripped. They're healthy, you know, But I'm like, there's got to be something. And I. And I'm not saying they're not Christ followers, so if they are, then I'm not talking about them. But I'm assuming, like, you live such a. You purposely live such a sinful lifestyle that, you know, you can't be happy. You're not fulfilled. No wife, no kids, no. You know what I'm saying?

[Jimmy Watson]

It's an empty life. I don't care what you say. I don't care how many Ferraris you got. You know, you can be Riff Raff balling out with his two dogs in the mansion. And I'm telling you, if you don't. If you don't have a source, you know, it's an empty world, you know, And. And it's that law ship. And I. So, man, that's my whole purpose, man, is to be a lighthouse as much as I can. And I mess up, man, on a daily basis. I just had to pay my chicks 3,000 bucks, dog, because I messed up. I was like, how. I was like. I said, much is it going to cost for you to never mention this again? And she said, three GS. And I said, deal. PayPal link.

[Tyler]

We're working on the humming sound. Is it just not going away? Is that the mic? Is that number eight?

[Bradley]

Yeah. The other one is. There's, like, feedback.

[Jimmy Watson]

What a way to destroy the mood. I'm out, dog.

[Tyler]

My wife texted me about it. She said it's doing that weird sound again.

[Bradley]

But the humming's the mic. There's that. That, like, hissing, this feedback, like, with all the. Some of the wires.

[Tyler]

Is your mic on?

[Bradley]

I don't know.

[Jimmy Watson]

Is it? Who cares?

[Tyler]

Yeah, there you go. It's just the producer. Okay, So I was in church on Sunday, and he. He was talking about, it's important to spread the word of God. And you're. It's a. He's like, you know, you don't have to be a preacher, but you. You gotta. When they say preach, they're saying, talk about God. Go randomly to somebody he challenged everybody. Go randomly to somebody that you. That, you know, you're at the grocery store and just talk about God, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

People forget that. And I do, too, quite often, actually. First of all, whom the son says, free is free indeed. All right, if you want. If you want to act like a slave, then you're going to be treated like a slave in this life. And who's treating you like a slave is yourself. If you want to be a G. And you want to fly over the Grand Canyon like an eagle, then you.

[Tyler]

You.

[Jimmy Watson]

All you have to do right now is crack your heart open this much and believe whom the sun sets free is free indeed. And once you believe in that freedom, the whole world is possible to you. And I didn't know that for years. Hence, hanging myself at a mental hospital after a year, hanging out with all the wrong people in all the wrong places. I mean, if people. If people knew what I've done, y'. All. Y' all probably wouldn't be watching me right now.

[Tyler]

No, I think people watch you because they know what. You're very open and honest, and you're not perfect. I mean, we were talking about earlier, we were talking about what is an anti hero, right?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. Yeah. What is it? Anti.

[Tyler]

What is an entire. An anti hero is not the guy who is perfect, who eats his vegetables, who praises, you know, do good. You know, all this stuff. Like Superman is a hero, right? He is a hero. His image, everything like that. An anti hero is somebody that has a lot of faults, but their core values are good, right? A lot of faults. They're not perfect, and they kind of shine. Their imperfectness shines, while their. Their core values shine even harder. So it really creates that anti hero vibe, you know? Right. We.

[Jimmy Watson]

We. And. And. And so somebody said. So anyways, Shrek, question mark. Hey, we're gonna get to that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

All right. Right, bro, you can't just jump into Shrek. Then it looks like we're freaking losers.

[Tyler]

Brent jumped into him.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay, let's jump. No, but let's. Let's jump into it. Let me tell you something. The. The Just like what you just said, like, I think. I think if you're not that intelligent in this world or you're just. You want to latch on to. To your. To your hero. Everybody needs a hero. And that's why Shrek has kind of a cult following, if you haven't noticed, because people need a dad. People need an uncle. People need a war hero. And once. Once you have that, it's.

[Tyler]

You're.

[Jimmy Watson]

You've latched on to an idea. It's not Shrek. It's an idea. Somebody asked me the other day, Jimmy, what you think? And you know. You know, when somebody asks you a question.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, they want you to say something negative. They said, jimmy, what you think about his jiu jitsu, dojo stuff? And I said, bro, I hope he wins. I want you to win. I want Tyler, Jeff. I want everybody in my life that I know and that I don't know to win. I really do. I really do. I just don't want you to win off my brother's back. And if you've seen the, that my buddies have seen or that I have seen and I'm not tooting my own horn. You don't talk like Shrek. You don't talk. You don't say you're a warlord. You don't do it. And I'm tired of sugar coating it. And I'm not going to go on a hiatus and just, just all my videos on social media. I'm not going to do that because I don't want to get sucked in that vortex. I'm already sucked into the freaking vet bro space. I don't know if I'll ever get out of it. I feel like a crackhead in this, in the space. But I'm telling you right now, the reason why it's so wrong if, if you don't know what I'm talking about right now. I am glad that you don't know. I am glad that you don't understand that the, the triggering that, that does to, to, to the, to the dudes out there that really did stuff. Like when I, when I was at James Haley Veterans Hospital, bro, I was ashamed to be there. My stuff was up here. Other guys was physical, bro. I tell that story often, man. I looked out this window at James Haley Veterans Hospital. I saw a 20 year old dude in a freaking wheelchair. He was paralyzed from here down. He had a beautiful little honey Boo boo standing next to him in a sundress. I hope I can get through this. And she was giving him sips of water out of this long straw for the rest of his life. And I thought, how long is that gonna last at 20 years old, both of them, the dude, the dude, that dude had gone through hell in war. War is hell. You don't talk, you don't say bro. You don't say. I've killed hundreds of people. No, you haven't, bro. No, you have not killed hundreds of people, bro. You haven't taken a 2500 meter shot. Just a slightly less than the, than the world record some Canadian took. Why'd it have to be a Canadian?

[Tyler]

Yeah, right.

[Jimmy Watson]

I love Canadians, by the way. Australia's Canadian, by the way. You know what I'm saying? You just. And that's why it's wrong. Because you're doing it. Because you're actually saying. Would you say that kind of stuff? I killed so many people. There were bodies. I was Stacking bodies, hundreds of solos of missions. When you say all that stuff, you are literally disrespecting the entire community of men. And yeah, I've got freaking content for days, dog. I got stuff lined out in my little phone. I mean, it's not organized by any means with this adhd. I mean, it's a freaking. If you saw it, you'd be like, how does this guy even survive? But man, I'll tell you what, I've got plenty of stuff to talk about, but I just, Today, like, I just blasted out another one because I was just like, I can't do it anymore. I, I saw this, I saw this like months ago though, and I asked some of the dudes in the space. I was like, hey man, like, what's up with this dude? Like, is this guy, is this serious? Is it satire? I appreciate satire, man. I got the driest sense of humor in the world. But man, you know, when you start doing that and you continue doing it, the whole point is, bro, we all have like these dirty things that we've done in backgrounds. And, and I mean, if I was, I was arrested by the Dallas SWAT team and FBI, for God's sake, bro. And, and all this different stuff in my life. And so I, I know Man's inhumanity to man. I know, you know, if, if you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking. We all, we all been to dark places in our house alone, doing all kinds of God only knows what, you know what I mean? And so my point is, is, is, is you're not badass, bro. The, the badass guys in the Heroes are not alive to say they're warlords. They're not alive to say. And I'm not, I'm not on here to bash Shrek. I just kind of went on my little tangent, you know what I'm saying?

[Tyler]

No, but you said you wanted to have your spiel on Shrek. That.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, I did not, bro. Okay, yeah, but that, that's, that's, that's my problem. But I don't even care. I, I want Shrek to win. I, I, I, I actually feel sorry for him in his mannerisms and stuff. When you see him talk, it seems like he's, he's what, What I see is a, as a young little boy that didn't get the validation that he needed from the father. That's generally what it is. I could be wrong. Something along those lines. He's not a psychopath. He's not a stone cold killer. Killer, according to the anti hero podcast. And Brent, who did a freaking phenomenal job. Big shout out to Brent in allowing me to sit in his coveted seat here. And. And I really, I'm so honored to have you guys and gals, you know, allow me to come here and. And say what I'm saying right now. You know what I mean? But. But you guys dismantled his story and for. For people to continue to believe in Shrek. Please do continue on. Please, by all means, have your hero have your idea. But. But you know, and I know it's like watching a movie. You know, it's not real. It's not even based on a true story. So believe in the Transformers, for God's sake, and keep on doing it. You know, if that's your cup of tea, let's go.

[Tyler]

Let's read some. So let's go to the super chats. We got a couple stacking up.

[Jimmy Watson]

There's lagging, so just got two bottles of bourbon today. Oh, man, you'll be paying your. You're going to be paying your wife 3,000 bucks tomorrow. You're paying your wife 3,000 bucks.

[Tyler]

Somebody said, you want to do stupid.

[Jimmy Watson]

Stuff, you're going to get stupid prizes.

[Tyler]

Somebody wants us to arm wrestle.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'll beat up Sean Strickland. Dude, that.

[Tyler]

Bro, once we. Once you get paired up with Sean Strickland on a podcast, that's going to be a podcast, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hanging out with these bare knuckle fighters the last couple days, doing the podcast on oth. You know, I met Platinum Mike Perry and. And then rode the train with. With Bostwick the other day. And hanging out with these guys are so. There's so. They're on such another level, man. Yeah, they go to freaking war with their fist and it's just like getting. It's like, you know, like Boston said, it was like getting hit, like with a knife in the face. It's not even funny.

[Tyler]

Once we're done, remind me to tell you what I learned about bare knuckle boxing and the difference between that and gloves.

[Jimmy Watson]

What's up?

[Tyler]

Are you already ready, buddy?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Bradley]

My first one for $5 from D Force Best podcast on the Liar of Baghdad. I posted a link to the podcast on every short he's on Brent going back and forth with. His name's hilarious.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was good. He had some funny names.

[Jimmy Watson]

It was funny.

[Bradley]

Wesley Pruitt with a hundred dollars, let's get ready to rumble.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah, bro. Thank you.

[Jimmy Watson]

Can you. Can anyone send me 3,000?

[Tyler]

You're gonna have to tell the story.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, Because I know. I know. Heck no, bro. I'm crazy, but I ain't that crazy. That's. Hush. That was hush money. Forget the 3,000. I'll eat it.

[Bradley]

Aqua Pong with $10. Tyler, turn your Bluetooth off so Brent can play us Awakening by Breaking Benjamin.

[Tyler]

I'm assuming that's $10 for breaking Benjamin.

[Bradley]

Chase Lee, $5. Just got my two bottles of bourbon today. Watching a Melsom Ice at the moment. Cheers, fellas.

[Tyler]

Hell, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Get ready to pay that money. Three. Three grand.

[Bradley]

ATF can blow me with ten dollars. No message. Evan with ten dollars. Sup, boys? Y' all should bring on Matt Klein. Pen name Matt Rendar. Former third ID inventory with multiple deployments. Became NYPD sketch artist. Does G Watt style art. That's awesome. Would be a sick guess.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Wait, he's actually come up a couple times. Matt Rendar. Got it.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, that's how I came on Nihero. Yes. These comments, y'.

[Tyler]

All. These comments were like, dude, yeah, you.

[Jimmy Watson]

Guys got me on the Anti Hero. Thank you, by the way. That was great, man.

[Bradley]

ATF can blow me with another $10. Currently in labor and delivery with my wife. She said she wants a back rub, but I said, Thursday night is for the boys. She got pissed and said, go watch your anti family podcast or whatever it is.

[Jimmy Watson]

Get ready to sleep on the couch of the Anti Hero podcast.

[Tyler]

Yeah, to pay her $3,000 too.

[Jimmy Watson]

3,000?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Bradley]

Scott, with $10, this world will turn to ash. Stay close to God. He is forever.

[Tyler]

Amen.

[Jimmy Watson]

Erase this one. Erase this one. Don't read that out loud.

[Bradley]

No, that's a different one.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, he's. Oh, man. I was like, oh, God, here it goes.

[Bradley]

Donut shot with $5. Our pit viper stolen. If they're back in the studio, I.

[Jimmy Watson]

Said, don't read this out loud, dog.

[Tyler]

Yo, am I gonna get the pit vipers back?

[Jimmy Watson]

No, because I already blasted on there. I took. I took full accountability for stealing these from the Anti hero podcast show. There's nothing more to be done. What do you want me to do? Give them back now? It's awkward.

[Tyler]

I'd like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Next question.

[Tyler]

Oh, we traded.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, we tried.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I got those Gucci ones.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, you got my Gucci. My wife.

[Tyler]

What are they called? Bell. Bell. Bell. Barcelona. What are they called?

[Jimmy Watson]

Balenciaga.

[Tyler]

Balenciaga.

[Bradley]

You ever been Balenciaga?

[Jimmy Watson]

When I was on the run for the FBI, I went to Balenciaga, dog. Got him.

[Bradley]

All right, next one. TBD with $20. Hey, Jimmy, there's been. There's long been rumors of John McAfee having ladies poop onto his chest from hammock high distances.

[Tyler]

Can you confirm or deny 2500 meters.

[Jimmy Watson]

You got 3000, dog. What's up, dude? When I. When I. When I went to McAfee to be his bodyguard, okay, I purposefully did not look anything up about him. And I didn't know about these poop allegations and all this stuff. And the reason why I didn't Google anything about John Macafee was because I wanted to go in there with just like. Like, I wanted to see him for who he really was, because I actually googled him just slightly, and it says some crazy stuff. And I thought, oh, man, dude, you know, who knows what's true, right? A lot of times. And so I went in there with open eyes. I. I took him so serious. I. You know, and when you go. When you go guard somebody like John McAfee.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

You don't. You don't care about any of that. You. You can't care about any of that. Unless. Unless there's like, underage girls and that kind of stuff. Then you. Then you give them the smashing elbow, you know, on your way out. But I. Personally, I was telling Jeff that earlier. I, you know, he was like, did you ever see him do drugs? And I. Honestly, man, I found rolled up $100 bills all over his room. I would. I would pick him up, iron them out, clean them off of all the white dust and iron them out and give it back to me. Like, where the hell you steal this from me, boy? I'd be like, sir, it was rolled up, so you got white powder on it. It was behind your bed.

[Tyler]

You got with John security first. Right before you got into, like, not got into business with it, before you were doing the adventures. It started as just security.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah. And the poop allegations were in Belize be right before I joined. Oh, that's real, right?

[Tyler]

I thought they were around.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, the poop allegations. There's actually allegations on the documentary. What's funny about that, though, man? John Macafee always said, good news, bad news, it doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, we were talking about that Bartman Bay. Who is that? Barnum.

[Tyler]

Barnum and Bailey.

[Jimmy Watson]

Who cares?

[Tyler]

Circus.

[Jimmy Watson]

It doesn't matter, dude. It's a jimmyism. And so I came to. I came to the houses as security and showed up, and he took me outside. He was like, who's the most feared man in the battlefield? And I was like, shrek mcp. I'm Just kidding. I didn't say that. Bad joke. You can't hear you guys laughing, so it's kind of awkward in here because nobody's laughing. So I. I said. I said, I don't know, sir. He said, the oldest man on the battlefield. And after he told me that, I was like, bro, I'm just not going to mess with this guy. There's something about him. And, man, that guy was a mad man, freaking genius. Could read you in and out, up and down. You could not put anything past him. And if you dare try, he would call you out on it. Now, he was one sick dude, according to the FBI, which they later told me when they arrested me. And you could tell that. That I was, like, kind of washed over with loyalty, you know, because that's my personality. And that is what has gotten me in a lot of trouble in the past. And I would say up to about a year ago, no.

[Bradley]

All right, next one twink glitter. For $5, her trench grenade committed actual stolen valor. Can y' all look into this possibly trench grenade?

[Jimmy Watson]

Trench grenade is. Valhalla did a piece on him. He's the drill instructor. God, man, the guy kind of pisses me off, too, but I have to shake it off. The guy, the guy that said the guy that was trench grenade sounds like a nickname you gave yourself.

[Tyler]

If you give yourself a nick, trench grenade sounds like. Like something you'd give. Like a fat girl.

[Jimmy Watson]

He gave himself that name. I guarantee you, bro, because guys don't give each other that cool of names. You don't get that cool. You he? No, he looks like a cannonball.

[Tyler]

Is that the guy that went out, went after D.J. shipley for weapons manipulation? That's the guy. Yeah. Yeah. It's ballsy to be conventional military and do that.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm not saying you don't know your.

[Tyler]

Weapons, but it's dumb.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's just ballsy.

[Tyler]

Not going to get the backing that you think you're going to get.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's dumb.

[Tyler]

Let's do it.

[Bradley]

Our next one, chase Lee with $5 brought bought, one to sip and one to keep on the shelf. I already gave two ex wives more money than that. I learned the second time.

[Jimmy Watson]

You ain't learned, dog. I don't believe you, dog. You're going to pay that three G's.

[Bradley]

Tonight to your girl John with $20. I saw earlier. He said just in the regular chat. No, no message. Just $20 for the love of the game.

[Tyler]

Oh, bro, thanks.

[Bradley]

Dusty o with $10. Jimmy Macho man Watson. Let's hear Snap into a slim hymn. Love your stuff, brother. And you too, Tammy, Todd's boy.

[Tyler]

You gotta do. No, you got. You gotta. You can do the macho.

[Jimmy Watson]

Snap into it, man. Ain't nobody's little puppet, dog. Step into a Slim Jim. Snap it to a Slim Jim. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah. Macho. I ain't even trying to be like him, man, but it just. Just happens, man, after a while.

[Tyler]

Have you.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, would you ever talk to my girl and everything?

[Tyler]

Dude, would you ever. So you live a life of a promo, a wrestler promo, but that's just how you talk every day, basically, dog.

[Jimmy Watson]

No. I'm everybody's little. Little crop. Yeah. Creep of the crop. Fly me to rocket ship to the moon.

[Bradley]

Next one is Wesley with 200. Is McAfee really dead? And if so, who suicided him? Megadeth. Holy wars. Wars for the outro.

[Tyler]

Wesley the man.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, it was real. It was real hard for me to accept that he was dead.

[Tyler]

And in.

[Jimmy Watson]

On one hand, I was on house arrest, awaiting his extradition because we were going to stand trial together. And keep in mind, he was like a dad to me. I didn't see him doing any wrong, even though I knew he was a wrong type of guy. You see, I always looked at the good in people, right? And. And I've learned. I have had to learn some hard, hard lessons in that, because if you only look at the good, you're. You're blinding yourself to all the bad with people. And I just ignored all the signs. And John McAfee himself once told me, he said, jimmy, he goes, people will tell you everything you need to know about your. About them. But you just got to listen. And, man, I'm telling you, you go away from this live thinking like that, you'll start to. You people, your girl, everyone will tell you exactly who they are, who they really are deep inside with their mouth. And they're telling you every day, but we're just not listening. And when I tune into people, what they're really telling me, I'm like, dang, this guy's a fraud. Dang, this guy's this. This dude steal money for me for sure. Or this guy. This guy. It goes for me, too, man.

[Tyler]

You would steal money?

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, I told you, I brought John McAfee's accounts from 4 million to 44 million in about two months. And you asked me was it legal? And I said, dang, dog, you got me there. I was. I was all proud of myself for that. And I would say 75%. I'd say in truth. Let's. Let's be truthful, Jimmy. I would say. I would say 60% of it, 70% of it was legal, and the other was. Was considered illegal, which people are doing all the time now. And not. But I'm not making excuses. The point is, is once you poison the tree, all the fruit thereafter is poison. That's what people don't understand. They're like, I didn't do it, bro. I'm not. I'm not guilty. And I'm like, what else did you do, though? I did do this over here. Well, see, now you're guilty. It doesn't matter what you did. It just matters just a little bit. You know what I mean? So to answer your question, I believe that John McAfee, when they. When my lawyer called me and told me he was dead and I was on house arrest, there was a big relief, but a big sadness because the relief was coming from, well, man, now they got you. I mean, what are they going to do? But they were pissed at me, bro.

[Tyler]

You thought they were going to take it out on you?

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Tyler]

In the courts.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, because I.

[Tyler]

They wanted blood.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah, because I ran for so long. My lawyer said, you ain't getting out. You. You know, if you wanted to have ran for two years and cost them.

[Tyler]

Cost them two years on the run, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

My lawyer and I don't know how to believe this, and I'm. And I kind of worry about saying things like this, big numbers and stuff, but my lawyer said that at any given time, they probably had about 200 FBI agents on my case at any given time, rotating because of the. The value it was with John McAfee. You see, anytime you buck the government system, say you're not paying taxes. Americans are stupid for paying taxes. You don't need to go to the bank. The bank's a fraud. You have to go and stand in line for 10 hours and explain where your money is going when you could just push a button and send a bitcoin for whatever it is, okay? Anytime you're doing that, you're going to get hemmed up. And lo and behold, McAfee was found dead in his prison the day. An hour or two after they were they they. That he found out he was being extradited back to America. You don't kill yourself when you find out you're leaving the hellhole that you're currently in. Think about that. You're in a piece of cell.

[Tyler]

You think he was suicided?

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, 100. Yeah, I I know he's dead because I. I'm pretty sure he's dead because. Because Janice, his. His lovely wife says she saw the autopsy. But then again, John McAfee kind of did this stuff before. He was a genius. And of course, if I was planning with my girl to get out of prison and I'd pay somebody underhanded a bunch of crypto money and then say I'm dead, of course Janice is gonna. Or my girl's gonna say she saw my autopsy report. So who know. Who. Who knows what to believe? But. But there is a factor, too, where the DOJ had to confirm his death. I mean, because they wanted him. And they were pissed because I told the FBI. They were laughing, saying they got me. They were high fiving tickles and pickles. They were so happy to get me. And they were. They were laughing. They said, John McAfee's gonna burn at the stake. And we'll burn you, too. You seem like a cool guy, Jimmy. I mean, who doesn't think I'm cool, right? You are cool.

[Tyler]

That's. Fucking pit vipers.

[Jimmy Watson]

I know.

[Tyler]

My old pit vipers.

[Jimmy Watson]

I know.

[Tyler]

All right, let's move. More super chats, actually. Time to pay the bills, baby. This. This episode is brought to you by elevated silence. Elevatedsilence.com Anti Hero 15 for 15% off. When you need a can, go to Elevated Silence cans for anything from 300 Norma to a 22 short, all coated with a secret solace that allows for no carbon buildup on the inside of each suppressor. Exception is the.22 can, because they are inherently dirty. All mounting options available to suit your desires. Very little blowback on the Dura HD556 while still maintaining ultimate noise reduction. We also have a new.30 caliber line coming out in the next couple months with 3D printed titanium. We just want to make the world a quieter place. Go to elevated silence.com, use promo code antihero15 and say 15%.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know what? You know, one of the reasons why can is so important that a lot of people may not think about is that it actually takes out that big blinding flash at night in your house against an intruder. Think about that. It's not about quieting it down. Yeah, that's cool. Whatever. I mean, it's about having it. It's about having the utmost advantage over the enemy. That is why you train physically hard. That's why you harden your body. That's why you harden your mind. That's why you trade tactics. That's why you do my superhuman 30 program. DM me. You know what I'm saying? But. But the point is. But the point is, you need the edge. Get a can. Yeah, that's the edge.

[Tyler]

It's also healthy. There's a lot of health studies about, you know, the carbon and shit that comes out. And our other sponsor, tasty gains, go to Caseygains.com, use promo code ANTIHERO and save 20%. Creatine helps you increase your power in your workouts, hydrates your muscles, and leaves them looking full. Faster recovery. Multiple studies done that show creatine benefit to brain health. We were just eating. I think you had about 25 gummies today. This isn't a joke, guys. Jimmy has that. About 25. I watched him eat about 7.

[Jimmy Watson]

So I would say maybe 30.

[Tyler]

30 now.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I was hungry.

[Tyler]

We talked. You can't really overdose on creatine.

[Jimmy Watson]

You can just have super freaking good. You know, back in the day, they used to say, oh, my God, don't take more than this. It'll. It'll dry out your arteries. Now they're like, take as much as you can. And, bro, I'm telling you, I don't take creatine unless it's the gummies. How I know that is I. I'll take, like three days solid of powder.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'll be like, oh, I did it. Yes. And then I'll miss two days, and it's like, I'm starting all over. Tasty Gains. Dude, those freaking gummies are good. They're not too sugar. They don't have a lot of sugar. And they're not too plain.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And they're just.

[Tyler]

They taste like fruit snacks. Dude, you got to be careful. You'll eat them a lot.

[Jimmy Watson]

They're super, super good, man.

[Tyler]

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[Jimmy Watson]

They make you feel good. I'm not joking. Feel good.

[Tyler]

Dude, Jimmy overdosed on the nootropics. We had to revive them the other day. If you saw stories, it's not the first time. And also elevated silence. The best. And weapons mounted and handheld illumination. Go to elevated silence.com and get yourself. Man, they've got all kinds of good. They have the ones for, you know, your. Your rifles. They got the handheld. I. On patrol, I use the handheld one. You know, it's. It.

[Bradley]

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[Tyler]

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[Jimmy Watson]

Somebody said, were you the CEO? Yeah, I was the CEO of John Mackey's company. Found myself literally doing the. The job of a CEO, and he called me a CEO. I said, first, I got to make some money for you, sir, to be called a CEO. Everybody calls himself a self proclaimed CEO. You ain't no CEO until you make a bunch of money, dog, for your company. You know what I mean? You know, CEO.

[Tyler]

But wait, were you CEO before you made all the money or after you made all the money?

[Jimmy Watson]

I bodyguard to right hand man to like a son to being. To being. One day, John McAfee said, you ain't gonna. You ain't gonna thank me. I said, thank you for what? I drink this much water a day, a little bourbon, and some ramen noodles. All the guards are eating red lobsters and like, literally, like lobster crab every freaking day, like a feast. What's there to thank you about? You weren't like a slave in here. And he was like, I promoted just two weeks ago on Twitter to CEO, damn it. And I was like, well, what do I get for it?

[Tyler]

He said, you didn't check your Twitter account?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, there's no time. I used. I used to do all of McAfee's tweets, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would. I would formulate them, and then I would send them to him. And sometimes he'd be like, I'm not saying that. Stupid. You know? You know what I mean? But for the most part, I. I kind of understood how he talked it eventually. Kind of, you know, like a. Like a chameleon, dog.

[Tyler]

Nice. Hit those super chats, baby. All right.

[Bradley]

Joey Holt with $5. Who the invited Timu Riffraff?

[Tyler]

These.

[Bradley]

This dude's coked up af.

[Tyler]

Give him time. He's got. He's gotta. He's got.

[Jimmy Watson]

He's.

[Tyler]

He's gonna cook it, but he wants to stay respectful.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, I. I honestly have so many horrendous comebacks that I actually am showing power right now. Just not to say anything, because I'm gonna save it, dog, for you. But that's pretty funny, actually. No, that's pretty funny, Timu. Riff, you know what? I. I hope you come and follow me and DM me, bro, because I want to talk to you about what I did with your mom, son. Just kidding. Just kidding. But the riff raff, bro, I actually really like riff raff. I told my girl the other day, I was like, you know who I respect Riff Raff. She goes, who's Riff Raff? And I showed her a picture. She goes, you can. He looks like something different serious right now, huh?

[Tyler]

He looks like somebody different almost every picture. Like the. The hair, the grills.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's weird.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he, like.

[Jimmy Watson]

He looks like this, like, young guy.

[Tyler]

And he puts the contacts and he.

[Jimmy Watson]

Looks freaky strange, but his face kind of morphs and changes.

[Tyler]

Where does he live? You know, like what's probably Florida. Yeah. He looks like a floor.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, floor. For sure. For sure. Now, could you imagine me, though, coked up? Honestly, they think about that? No, because I've been coked up before, homie. And that's something that you will never be able to admit online. Is it? Now be quiet. All right, next question.

[Bradley]

Jefferson Newbie with $20. So my girl was doing the laundry, and I asked her to help. And I asked to help. She said no and go watch my no Hero podcast. I told her, it's auntie. Much like your cooking and cleaning abilities, I don't tolerate communism, boys.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I like this guy. That's good. My girl the other day said, are we gonna take the clothes to the Starvation Army?

[Tyler]

Starvation?

[Jimmy Watson]

What'd you say? She goes, it's the Starvation Army. I said, I think you mean the Salvation Army. She's Russian.

[Bradley]

Next one from Tom for $10. Great to see Timmy Wet Wetson Weston back on Tyler. You and Brent killed it with the Shrek episode. Give us some more funny stories, Jimmy. And some of Tyler's craziest arrests.

[Tyler]

Oh, man, you can't. That's a broad. One craziest arrest. What's a funny. What's one of your funniest stories?

[Jimmy Watson]

Crazy is a rest. Like, I was arrested multiple times.

[Tyler]

Dick in a sand belt.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I got my. I think everybody's heard that. I got my dick called a bell Center. No big deal. No big deal.

[Tyler]

That happens to everybody, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Whatever. I told a big story about that.

[Tyler]

Crazy or seret? I don't know. I'm just one off the top of my head. I'm going to meet the boys for dinner. I stop at the gas station. I'm walking in to get something. I think, like a monster or something. I look over, I see a dude passed out, right? And I. I can't tell if he's breathing. And he's passed out in a parking spot at like 6:30pm I knock on his window. You know, like, man, just in case this dude is dead or some, you know, I knock on his window. I'm like, hey, man, you good and he's like, yeah, and he starts going like this. And I'm like, you know, just white dude in a Toyota Corolla and he starts putting his hands down here. And I, I see like paraphernalia. I'm like, hey, bro, I was like, what you got, dude? Man, come on, man.

[Jimmy Watson]

Right?

[Tyler]

I was like, step out, dude. And you know, and, and once I tell him to step out of the car because we're, you know, I'm. Yeah, I'm allowed to do that for my safety and everything. I. And I have a suspicion that there's maybe a little, you know, narcotics in the car. You know, everything falls and I go, all right, man, you know, this, this is obviously, you know, some kind of heroin or, or fentanyl. And he's not talking, which I don't expect him. And then, you know, he's like a 47 year old dude, bro. White dude, not the dealer type. And so I hook him up. We searched the car, bro. We found so much fucking fentanyl, it was ridiculous. And I'm like, hey, man, you know what? You got me. I never would have pinned you as somebody pedaling fentanyl. He goes, that's not. I buy in bulk. I go, what do you mean? He goes, I buy in bulk. He's like, I buy, right? Enough for me to go for a long time. And I'm like, well.

[Jimmy Watson]

Bro, it's always the guys that you don't expect. It's always the guys that you would never expect. Yeah. That are doing the real stuff. Like, what was that movie, the series that was so popular with the blue. Blue ice, blue meth and all that that he was cooking? Oh, oh, Breaking Bad. It's always a school teacher. Something crazy, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Bradley]

All right, we got Ricky Rasta. $10. Don't know how I missed it, but the guy with the dreads Tyler was arresting in the opening clips is my cousin in law.

[Tyler]

Lol. There ain't no way that's your cousin in law. You live near Jordan and Orange Blossom Trail? Do you live in Orlando? Cuz that's crazy. And he don't like me. That was like the second time actually that I didn't. I didn't arrest him that time. I did that time. I didn't take him to jail.

[Jimmy Watson]

I.

[Tyler]

We did. We watched somebody buy, if I remember correctly. And then we took the buyer and talked to him and said, hey man, we don't want you. We want the guy you bought it from. And then.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, right.

[Tyler]

And then we did the takedown on him. And I was passing him off to the arresting officer that was gonna take him to jail. Yeah, yeah, he don't like me. He's not a violent dude. He's. Don't like me, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, all I do is watch these, like, videos with cops. You know, I always. I. We worked with. With. We. We worked with three letter agencies in the. In the teams, of course. But. But when I got out and then I got arrested, all that stuff, I always had, like, this mad respect, but. But now it's like, on a whole new level because you see what these cops are going through out on the streets, bro. It's a. It's another level, man. It's a. It's a. It's no different than a war out there.

[Tyler]

Well, I'm telling you, like, I started anti hero to kind of give cops their balls back.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Because, I mean, me too. Me included. You know, Society has defanged the wolf. Like, you know, or they. A lot of cops like to call themselves sheepdogs. My theory on that is a sheepdog will protect the flock from the wolf at bay, right? So the wolf's in the wood line. The sheepdog is in charge of protecting the sheep. But in order to really stop that wolf, you have to send another wolf in to get him. He or he's always going to be there. So a sheepdog does serve his purpose, don't get me wrong. And that's a. That's a very honorable thing. But there's only some guys that are built like wolves, and you got to send those wolves to go hunt the bad wolf.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I've seen more guys get killed being or injured, injured, seriously injured. Being a coward than I ever did the aggressor, you know what I mean? So, I mean, it's. It's violence of action, but it's calculated violence of action. Like when I hemmed up that dude in Miami, everybody's like, you didn't check that guy. Why don't you? I would have beat his ass. This little wet noodle. I was like, no, no, no, no, wait.

[Tyler]

What happened to Miami?

[Jimmy Watson]

This guy, he was talking trash to me and my wife and my kid when I walked by. No, bro, straight up in Miami. I just moved there, moved back, and there's this guy, and he was just talking trash. He goes, yeah, keep on going with your wife, you little. He was saying stuff like that, right?

[Tyler]

Whoa.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I looked at him and I just. I kind of went like that.

[Tyler]

Like, hey, man, I'm tracking you.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'll be back, bro, I promise. You that. And my wife was like, don't, don't, don't. Don't worry about him and stuff. I said, baby, you don't understand. You don't understand. Like, this guy would never do that in prison. A lot of guys that talk trash online, I've seen it all over the last three. Everything you can. They would never say what they're saying out on the street because they're hiding, usually behind private counsel. You look at their profile pictures of freaking whatever, you know. And this guy, though, on the. On the street, he was like, talking trash.

[Tyler]

Maybe he thought you were riff raff.

[Jimmy Watson]

He thought I was the teemu riffraff, homie.

[Tyler]

All coked out, take you off your glasses. And he's like, oh, never mind, dog. Never mind.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm young, black and rich. Oh, God, dude. But think about this. As you're saying, as you're talking trash to me, I want you to remember this. If you don't like me, you're not. You're. You're a nerd. First of all, if you really don't like me, okay, if you're on the fence, that's okay. You know, that's okay. You're. You're halfway there, all right? But I want you to remember something. I am literally sitting in your lap, maybe even on your crotch. I don't know. Think about that through your phone. You're on your phone. I'm in your house. You're watching me, dog.

[Tyler]

I don't think anybody dislikes you, man.

[Jimmy Watson]

You.

[Tyler]

You.

[Jimmy Watson]

You better not, all right?

[Tyler]

It's even the guys in the DMs. And, yeah, I like Jimmy. Jimmy.

[Jimmy Watson]

The other day, I laugh a lot of times. It's funny.

[Tyler]

He was showing me this guy, no profile picture, and he said, like, you stupid or just something random?

[Jimmy Watson]

He called me. He's like, you're a dork.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I'm like, bro, you're in another man's dms, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like, that is.

[Tyler]

That blows my mind. Nothing better to do than to text another man and say, you're a dork.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, a lot of times people like, bro, you're letting them live. Written for your head. It's like, no, bro, I am. They are paying my rent. You don't understand. I need haters. I need that fool baby desperately. Because that's content. Pretend.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Anyways, guy was talking trash outside. He started talking trash to my wife and my kid. And I just said, hey, I'm gonna catch up to you, bro. Because you. You can talk trash to me, like, in the team. Sometimes, like, somebody would spit at me a bar, and I'd just be like, kind of laugh. You do it to one of my friends, and it was game on. Right? It's just how it is, right? And so the next day, I'm sitting there outside of my little squeeze pot. I call it Cheese and Squeeze Time with Jimmy Watson. Just by myself.

[Tyler]

That sounds wildly sexual.

[Jimmy Watson]

What?

[Tyler]

Cheese and Squeeze.

[Jimmy Watson]

Wow. Wow. You know what?

[Tyler]

If you ever had a podcast by yourself, bro. Podcast by yourself. Cheese and Squeeze Time with Jimmy Watts.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's all I ever do. Cheese and squeeze around town.

[Tyler]

You gotta talk like this. It's cheese and squeeze.

[Jimmy Watson]

Cheese and squeeze, dog. Yeah, like T.K. what's up?

[Tyler]

Wait, so did you beat this guy's ass or what?

[Jimmy Watson]

No. The next day, I saw him and I. I filmed it. It's on. It's on my channel. Go there, check it out. It's funny, man.

[Bradley]

Should I pull it out?

[Tyler]

Instagram.

[Jimmy Watson]

Pull that up, dog.

[Tyler]

How far down in the Instagram so he knows where to look. Mighty.

[Jimmy Watson]

I pinned that circle 7 million right now, just a couple days ago.

[Bradley]

It's like. It's a real.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Bradley]

I think it's okay. I see it right here.

[Tyler]

And we can't see it, though. Okay?

[Jimmy Watson]

People don't understand de escalation. This guy. Yeah, this guy right here. That's why I call him a wet dude. Let's go, let's go, let's go. So he's bullying this other guy. Holy. Away from me. Don't worry about. How dare I do what the I say, Cuz, I'm going to hurt you. I caught him in the store.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, this is great.

[Tyler]

Oh. Oh, you're wearing a refracted shirt.

[Jimmy Watson]

So the other night. The other night, you were talking to me, my wife, with my. With my kid. And I said. I said, hey, I'm. I'm going be back. You remember. Remember that? I'm going to be back, dog. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Where you. Where you going?

[Tyler]

You going? Jimmy, I seen this video.

[Jimmy Watson]

I thought you watched my channel.

[Tyler]

Okay, okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

All right, all right.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

Then you keep that head down. And you. You don't do that again. All right, all right, all right. That's just how it works, dude.

[Tyler]

Bro, look at you showing restraint.

[Jimmy Watson]

You see? And. And I got some comments that said, oh, bro, you know, because I titled the video, like, I like bully gets Checked. You didn't check him. I would have beat him up. You're a better man than me. It's like, bro, that you don't you don't have any self control whatsoever. Once I, you saw me put my hand on.

[Tyler]

Oh, you were ready for it.

[Jimmy Watson]

When I grabbed his hand, he went limp and he put his head down and I'm like, what am I going to do? What do you want me to smash the guy in the face? What are you talking about?

[Tyler]

You made him talk.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I wanted to filmed it by the way, you know. Anyways.

[Tyler]

The only description we have is a teemu riffraff.

[Jimmy Watson]

He looked like te riff raff on cocaine.

[Bradley]

All right, we got John with another message. He said didn't write a message before sending super chat earlier. Semper fi from a three times deployed GWOT Marine.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh sure, homie. Dude, I freaking love marines. I'll talk trash about seals all day, but never ever you will never hear me talk trash about the Marine Corps. I love the Marines. I did, I did my four in the core. They say four in the core for a freaking reason, guys. Because, because four in the core is like a regular 20 year retirement for.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

For anybody else.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's. I remember, I remember hearing you and Taylor talk about it and you were like, you know, being in big boy military, you go, you go hit a target, you come back, it's more big boy rules. Relax. Nicer. The marines go hit a target, they come back and it's like worse conditions than they were in, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

The seals, you'll do the worst, most shittiest, coldest op that you've ever been on your life. Three days in just freezing, freezing conditions, terrible man over the beach, all kinds of stuff back to the SDV. And then, and then you go to a five star hotel in the Marines. 40 days and 40 knots in a hole with Tabasco sauce. What's up, Timu?

[Tyler]

He just ramped up Marine recruiting.

[Bradley]

I got preacher with $20, Big Jimmy, come to Ukraine with me. Adrenaline pumping trench assaults, baby. Let's go.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, quite honestly, if I went to Ukraine, they had to pay me at least two GS. Three GS a day. And as soon as I saw the war slipping, I would just side over with the Russians. That's what real mercenaries do. Well, okay, this ain't no joke, Jimmy.

[Tyler]

You would really go over there for three grand a day?

[Jimmy Watson]

Not now. Because I have a baby boy. We talk. I've done stupid way not no, I'm sorry I haven't done more dangerous. There's nothing really more dangerous than Ukraine. But I've done some really, really high, high risk stuff for, for money, for Money, a mercenary stuff.

[Tyler]

But if you get, you know, like, people go over there and fight, they get injured, right? So they will fix you up. And then you have two options. Once you're fixed up, you go home or you go back to the front. There's no citizenship. There's no. Let's take care of him. He served us. So then let's say you go home. There ain't no Ukraine VA out in here. You are. You might as well have been hit by a truck.

[Jimmy Watson]

Here's, here's how corrupt Ukraine is. Let me tell you something here, all right? My buddy is a, is a top notch seal operator. He just got back from Ukraine last year. He did some hardcore stuff over there. I said, bro, you must be rolling it. You were over there for like two years banging it out. He was like, dude, I don't got nothing from it. I said, what you mean, bro? I was offered 2k when I was on house arrest. Asked my lawyer that, that video is funny. That went viral. That video is funny. I asked my lawyer and if I could go to Ukraine for two grand a day. He was like, jimmy, no. What are you talking about? That's not really sitting on your hands. Anyways, I got that offer with G Pain Squeezy and we had a plan to go over there and just switch sides if it got too bad, you know, if they started knocking off blocks with, with, with bombs, you know. But I would, I, I would have to be paid an extraordinary amount of money. And they're not doing that. They weren't. They didn't pay my buddy nothing. They. He bought his plane ticket there, volunteered and came back with nothing. Dog Ukraine. What you doing there? Yeah, they don't care about paying their guys.

[Tyler]

I think the guys that go there, they have something to improve, you know?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. Why are you going over there? There's no reason. There is absolutely no reason to go to war.

[Tyler]

What would it take a day? What are we talking right now with, with your baby?

[Jimmy Watson]

Three, three and a half GS, four GS, five GS.

[Tyler]

You went up a 500 bill. That's what it would take, bro. It'd take 10 GS.

[Jimmy Watson]

Let me tell you something, Tyler. Can you relate to this? Can anybody relate to this? I knew. I'm not going to say how I knew him because it would connect him. But there was this 30 year homicide detective that was super, super close to our family. And he was the most upstanding integrity field guy. And I'll never forget, he looked at me and he said, jimmy, every man has his price.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

What he was saying was, don't think you're all high, mighty, and righteous because you just ain't been offered the right amount of money. And a lot of guys will say, well, nothing can buy me. It's like, okay, bro, then we'll just live in this fake world of yours, you know? Yeah, but there. There are guys that can't be bought, you know, with certain things I would love to say in certain situations. That's me. But. But at the end of the day, you can't really. It's like saying you would jump on a grenade for your buddy. Well, when a grenade rolls in here, let me know if you.

[Tyler]

That's hard to say because that's only going to happen once.

[Jimmy Watson]

You don't know.

[Tyler]

You don't know a lot of guys. Like, I'd pull the trigger. Would you? Would you? I'm not saying you wouldn't, but would you?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. And every situation is different. I've been nervous in situations, I've been super machismone. Like, I didn't care about nothing. In other situations, you know.

[Bradley]

There was a messy. Where'd it go? There it is. Steve Bart with $50. First time, long time. Tyler, have you seen the reports that NYPD standards have dropped so low that they can. They can't transfer to other agencies in the state and to vote for Pantera. Cemetery gates.

[Jimmy Watson]

Whoa.

[Tyler]

No, I did not know that. That's bad. When you. Yes. When you can't tran. Your credentials don't transfer over. That's the same as, like. That's the same as like, I went to boot camp in the Navy, so I don't want to go to boot camp in the Marine Corps If I join the Marines, like, nah, dog. You went to the Navy boot camp. You're gonna go to the Marine Corps boot camp from day one. On the flip side, Marines that could join army, they get to skip. When I was in, they skipped the whole basic training process.

[Jimmy Watson]

I didn't have to go to basic trading in the Navy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, because you did the Marine Corps boot camp.

[Jimmy Watson]

I had to go to the other service veterans.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Selection process.

[Bradley]

All right, next one is buff, like Jesus with $20. These parasocial relationships with vet bros are getting wild. In 2025, you can give the stands all the receipts, but they'll still drink the juice. Dying on the hill to defend their daddies.

[Tyler]

Wait, can you read it again?

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm sorry, what?

[Tyler]

Yeah, can you read it again?

[Bradley]

These parasocial relationships.

[Tyler]

Okay, stop.

[Bradley]

What's Parasocial mean it's like a one, like one way.

[Jimmy Watson]

Really.

[Bradley]

Like a relationship.

[Tyler]

So, like, say I love how Bradley's 19 years old and he's telling me what words.

[Jimmy Watson]

I've never heard that word in my life, dog.

[Bradley]

So, like, say somebody parasailing in the ocean. I don't know, actually.

[Jimmy Watson]

Is that so? Parasailing in the ocean with a sailboat.

[Bradley]

So like, say somebody's following you on Instagram.

[Jimmy Watson]

Your dad.

[Bradley]

Like one of your followers on Instagram.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay.

[Bradley]

Is a girl or a guy, regardless. Yeah, but they are, like, in love with you and think that you are in love with them. But it's one way. It's a one way relationship.

[Jimmy Watson]

But most like my marriage, like my wife. Yeah, sure.

[Bradley]

But mostly used with, like, social media.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Because they're okay with that one way.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

And this question is like solving a math.

[Tyler]

Okay, I get it now. I get the first.

[Bradley]

Yeah. So they're saying, like, you got the first one way relationship with the vet.

[Tyler]

Bros. Can you read?

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't. I don't even understand that, honestly.

[Tyler]

Okay, read it again one more time.

[Bradley]

These parasocial relationships with vet bros are getting wild in 2025. You can give the stands all the receipts, but they'll still drink the juice.

[Tyler]

What's the stands?

[Jimmy Watson]

I am intellectual. No, it's a stand. But you are.

[Tyler]

Just put the camera on you.

[Jimmy Watson]

You talk about Timu Riffraff, Cocaine head over here.

[Bradley]

Stan, A. Stan is like a. A super fan.

[Tyler]

Oh, Stan from Eminem.

[Bradley]

Well, sure. Or actually, is that was that where it originates from?

[Jimmy Watson]

That might be.

[Tyler]

Remember Stan, the guy in the Eminem video? He's like, man, you give me an ignoring me, I'm gonna kill my family.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah, right.

[Jimmy Watson]

I thought he was talking about stands, like in an arena or something.

[Tyler]

Actually, no, Stan. S, T, A, N S. I don't.

[Bradley]

Know if that's where it originates.

[Jimmy Watson]

What if you don't know?

[Tyler]

I just. I just.

[Bradley]

But that's what it means. Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like, what if you didn't remember Stan from Eminem, then you would never understand part of this question.

[Tyler]

I wouldn't understand this question without this. Anyway, let's go. What do you think he's saying overall? You think he's saying.

[Bradley]

He's saying that there's these run one way relationships, say, with like, people who are big fans of TK or what, whatnot. Okay, there's one relationship with them and you'll give them all the facts. The stands, which is them.

[Tyler]

Yeah, okay.

[Bradley]

Give them all the facts. But they'll still drink the juice. Yes, the. They're saying.

[Tyler]

Okay. All right.

[Bradley]

And they'll die on that hill to defend them.

[Tyler]

Okay. It's kind of like the Shrek cult following that you said he had. Like those guys.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, why didn't you just say so, bro?

[Tyler]

Well, I had to get there too. I recognized about two seconds.

[Jimmy Watson]

Next time don't be. Just say, hey, you taught me what two words, man, this cult following is. Is. Is never going to change. And I agree with that. I. I agree. You can bash dip Kenny all day long. Strike. You're not going to change the people's. Once you've made up your mind about something, it's very, very difficult. Which is great in a way. I. I mean, hey, man, like I said, if. If you want to stay loyal to that. That, that guy, knowing all the facts, that. That he's like, maybe that's okay with you because maybe my understanding of like, like how bad lying is is different than yours. Maybe you don't care about it. So if you don't care, hey, it's a free world, dog. You know what I mean?

[Bradley]

All right, moving on. We got evil abe Lincoln with $20. Damn, Brent looks different. Like he put on some pit vipers and got jacked.

[Jimmy Watson]

Tay.

[Bradley]

Tay, as always, looks like a unit, Just not any taller. Sorry.

[Tyler]

I'm not short.

[Jimmy Watson]

If you.

[Tyler]

Oh, wait, you're talking. You're taller than me. You're actually surprisingly tall. Because I'm pretty tall. If you look at you. I don't know what it is.

[Jimmy Watson]

Everybody says I'm short. I've read into so many people. They're like, bro, you. You a big dog, you. I thought you were a midget, homie. And I'm like, hey, don't disrespect me, dog.

[Tyler]

I remember when me and Mike Cotville. Mike met Jimmy and Taylor.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm pretty.

[Tyler]

We were like, dude, we hope they're small, like short, and they're camp. They're like six foot. My God. Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. Well, my mom's tall. Every. Every guy. I'm the smallest guy in my family.

[Bradley]

All right, we got Matthew Gilbert with $10. Larry Vickers would be a great guest. Have Brent reach out to him and see if that can happen. I got my bourbon today. Thursdays for the boys.

[Tyler]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Bradley]

We got buff like Jesus with $10 trench grenade. The guy who started crying on a live stream because Valhalla used harsh language.

[Tyler]

Did he really, bro?

[Jimmy Watson]

Why is no one talking about his self given name? No one gave him that nickname. I'm telling you, in Blackwater, okay, a guy would come up and we would literally test him and say, what do you want your nickname to be? They call me Chainsaw. Now your name is Tickles and Pickles Twinkle Toes for the rest of the whole.

[Tyler]

You don't get to choose.

[Jimmy Watson]

You don't choose your stuff. Yeah, well, you don't get to.

[Tyler]

I. I heard Shrek made his own name.

[Jimmy Watson]

The Sheriff.

[Tyler]

That's. I heard that.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's that he named it the hardest dude of all times.

[Bradley]

Where does. Where does Shrek originate from, your bro? Where does the Shrek part of his name come from?

[Tyler]

Did he give him his own name? Maybe he gave his self Shrek and the Sheriff of Baby. I don't know, Bradley, to be honest with that question.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hundreds of solo missions.

[Bradley]

All right, we got Claudia, watch, watch from Europe with two euros.

[Tyler]

Watching from Europe. Well, we speak English, so why did you miss that.

[Bradley]

Jefferson Newbie with $20 boys? She said, why do I watch this podcast? I said, because it's for the boys. She said, I don't like it. And stop. I said, I don't like your meatloaf. And here we are. I won't be controlled by Stalin.

[Jimmy Watson]

Stop. Good for you, dude. I got a. I got a girl straight from Moscow, Russia. We're not going to be controlled by communism. Damn it. Yeah, it's just not gonna happen, dude. I'm putting my feet down, dog.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, pay that 3G. Yeah, you gotta pay that 3.

[Jimmy Watson]

3. They're not gonna.

[Tyler]

They're gonna start asking.

[Jimmy Watson]

I had to pay my girl 3G's the other day.

[Bradley]

I got Claudia again with 5 Euros. I like the extortion 17 live you had with Billy Vaughn. Read the books and find it nice to follow a live about it. So many questions about it.

[Tyler]

I don't think we did the live with Billy Vaughn. We did a pre recorded episode with Billy Vaughn, but that was a good one. I was okay. I was sick as fuck, bro. Sick like one of the worst colds I ever had. And I was like, man, he was. It was the father of, I think, I think his son. His name. Oh, man, what was this? His son was on extortion 17. And so Billy asked a lot of questions about the military and they gave him the run around. So he wrote a book.

[Jimmy Watson]

Right.

[Tyler]

And.

[Jimmy Watson]

And yeah, the parents want to know. Yeah, they have the right to know.

[Tyler]

And I do.

[Jimmy Watson]

Some top secret information they can't give the parents.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I didn't want to cancel on him. I didn't want to. And I didn't want to leave Brent hanging by himself. So I, I went and did the podcast. I couldn't talk. I just was there for like the mic caught all the. Dude, the comments were brutal, dude. They were like, get this guy.

[Jimmy Watson]

The up. People are brutal.

[Tyler]

They are brutal in the comments, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

If it's true though, if somebody talks trash to me, I have death threats. I have all kinds of crazy stuff. And, and, and people are like, why Jimmy? And I'm like, I don't know. I, I post them all the time. There is. I get. You've seen my crazy stuff on there, dude. I give. I have multiple DMs sitting there waiting for me tonight to look at. If it's true, I, I'm like, kudos, dog. That's legit. I agree with you. If it's not true, it's like you're a freaking weirdo, man, messaging another band like that.

[Tyler]

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[Jimmy Watson]

I'm reading these comments, bro. Funny dude.

[Bradley]

You think you can take Wes Watson?

[Jimmy Watson]

Wes Watson. I ran into Wes Watson.

[Tyler]

Is he that short?

[Jimmy Watson]

Wes Watson is. He ain't. He's not six foot. I'm six one.

[Tyler]

He. I heard he was short. Dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

He's.

[Tyler]

Huh. I heard he was short.

[Jimmy Watson]

He. He's not like a. He's not like. And by the way, seals that are short make the best seals. Short guys always make the better because they got the strong cores, they're tight, like wrestlers. You know, they great. They get. They get across some obstacles really good. But Wes Watson, I ran into him in Brickell. He's like, yo, bro, I saw that. That video you getting arrested by the FBI that I posted. You know, I was like, that's cool, man. Yeah, I see some of your stuff around. He's like, come over the gym and hit it up. You know what I mean? He gets a lot of heat. I don't. I, I don't know about him, man. I, I. But he was not 6 foot. It doesn't matter to me. He's. He was. He was. He's probably about right here to be. I don't know.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's probably like 5, 8, 5, 9.

[Jimmy Watson]

He didn't. He did not seem like the same guy on the videos. It was weird. It's like. It's like he's very recognizable, obviously.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

But the way his mannerisms and the way he talked kind of like that, like, he just didn't seem like the same guy on. On online. Doesn't matter to me. Some people just think it's a show.

[Bradley]

All right, you got two more super chats. We got Joey Holt with $5. Hey, Jimmy, I'm just fucking with you the way we do while we are in. Plus, you have to admit, Timu Riffraff is funny as fuck. Love you guys. Rangers lead the way.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hey, bro, hit me up in my DM so I can block you, dog. No, I'm just kidding. Hey, man, I like you, too. Okay? No joke. Just. Just between me and you right now, because nobody's listening. I love you in the most masculine way possible, but we do joke around like that in the. In the military, so. No, And I ain't gonna lie, bro. Like, that was freaking funny. In fact, I'm gonna use that in some of my content. I appreciate that.

[Bradley]

We got one more. Steve Bart with $50.

[Tyler]

Damn. Steve.

[Bradley]

Thank you, Tyler. It's based on a New York Post article. The state civil services put out a memo outlining the lowered minimum standards for NYPD, so sheriff's departments and PDS are denying transfers due to it. Jimmy. Semper Fi. Three tours in Iraq and two in Afghan. 0302 here.

[Tyler]

Damn. He did five tours as a Marine.

[Jimmy Watson]

Semper 5. Brother's love for Marines, dog.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I do, too. It's funny, man. I. I have a deep love for Marines.

[Jimmy Watson]

People just don't know, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you know, I, I wanted to be a marine before I was in the army, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Bro, I love all service. I'm not joking you, sir. I mean, if you serve, you shrieking serve, bro, like for me, like if you went to Kuwait and hit your head on an air condition, but you're not claiming some crazy stuff. I got, I got just as much respect for you as anybody else in the military. Anybody, any tier level, I don't care. But when you, when you, when you, when you start blasting out that narcissistic weird and, and you're just running with it and believing your own hype, that is a problem, bro. Yeah, you're talking about, like, I'm talking about Uncle Shrek.

[Tyler]

Uncle Shrek.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I hope I don't have to talk about him much anymore. I'm just already old. I'm already over it. I'm already sick of it. But my social media platform is not for that stuff, you know, but you get sucked into it and you go, why is it other people saying stuff and I'm not, I'm not bagging on them, by the way. Everybody has their own agendas or things. I, I say what I say, bro. Not that anybody cares, but I say what I say because it's like art for me. I have to say it or I have trouble sleeping at night. Yeah, I honestly do.

[Tyler]

Well, you, when you do that thing where you, you're like, man, should I post it? Should I post it? Should post it. If you ever don't post it, you're laying there going, I should have poster. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tell you. So you said you had the up of respect for anybody that signed the dotted line, joined the military and would volunteer to go to war. And I agree. And you don't have to be special forces or even combat arms to still serve. And what I wanted to ask your opinion on and.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yep.

[Tyler]

And I think other people have asked in the comments, what's your opinion on the, the male boot camps that you can pay 18 grand for and kind of get like self worth because they're all obviously rich and they're successful men, but they're missing that validation that Simply joining at 20 years old could give you.

[Jimmy Watson]

I, I know guys that have gone through those.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

And then they are part of a brotherhood. Hey, man, do what you gotta do. You know what I mean? To me, it's cheesy, man.

[Tyler]

18 grand, dog.

[Jimmy Watson]

I've heard, I've heard him. I've heard of a couple seals charging 15,000 to be in their freaking friend circle, man. I responded to one guy one day, and he was like, hey, bro, yeah, here it is. I, I, I, I respond. By the way, DM me. Hit me up and I'll respond to you with a voice message, dog. I'll, I'll go out of my freaking way to help you, man, as much as, as much as I can. But this guy DM me one day, and I get hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of DMs. It's hard. It's a hard life, man. It's hard on the marriage when, when they say you're, you're staring at your phone all day. Well, that's how we eat, too.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And it's a different time now, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, it is. And so, So I got a DM from a guy and he said, you know, says something about his heart, his broken heart in his life. And, man, there's so many guys out there that are suffering in heart. I mean, I've heard every story you could put. Could possibly imagine. I can't even say some of the stories because it would give you a nightmare. I'm not joking you. Like, some of the stuff that I've heard, I, I have to, like, wash and purge out of my system, like, stuff and more. But, but this one guy was like, hey, man, I have a broken heart. I'm hurt, dog. And I put myself in their shoes because I've been there. I've been crying on the ground, slobbering all over my place, losing my princess, losing everything in my life I lost and my dream home. Everything I lost. And so, and, and I, I ate. I ate for, for. For. For years, bro. And so this guy DM me, and I responded back with a voicemail, says, hey, hey, man, hang in there, bro. Let's, let's, let's, let's, you know, hit me up and we'll talk about ourselves. He said, bro, I, I can't believe you responded. And he said, because I hit up another seal, and I ain't gonna say his name. I hit up another seal. And he said that if I paid him 18,000, I could be in his circle of trust, bro. And that, that, that hit me so hard, man. Y', all, if I went on.

[Tyler]

Did you ask him what he did? You go, no, but for 5,000, you can be in mine.

[Jimmy Watson]

I said, 18,000. Dude, that guy's got 18,000 for you. You can, we could get you on monthly pay. What's up? Sometimes, Sometimes I do tell guys, though. I'M like, hey, man, you know. You know, I would love to hang out with you. And I used to do that for, like, three years until my girl was like, you. You got. You got it. You got to feed the family, you know? So now I hang out with dudes and stuff. They, you know, you know, But. But I ain't even charging 200, dog. But anyways, I think that's some bro.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy Watson]

You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do the circle. No, no. You treat everybody equally. And as a man and as a woman.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I. I mean, I don't coach women.

[Jimmy Watson]

By the way, what's your. Nothing about.

[Tyler]

What's your third. What is it? 30.

[Jimmy Watson]

My superhuman 30.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

My all body weight, prison, like, workout. Limited time, limited space, no dog. Tired of going to the gym. You think the gym's boring. I do, too. You don't have to do that anymore. And I guarantee. I literally guarantee you that I can get you more jacked, more shredded than you've ever been in your life in 30 days. All right? That's my guarantee. I put on it. And it's. It is nothing, bro. It's like a grocery cart of food, homie. You hit me. You hit your man Jimmy up in his dms. But please don't BS me around, please. If you're going to come in there, be hard as nails and be like, I'm doing it, not this. I don't know. In my weather.

[Tyler]

Do they have. Do they.

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't like explaining myself. It's just like, bro, it's called the superhuman 30. My word. My words have salt and weight to it, bro. If I say it, I. I mean it.

[Tyler]

Do they need equipment? Is there. Is it like a real jail work?

[Jimmy Watson]

I. I do these workouts traveling all around the world. I. I don't need. I don't. You don't need a weight room. You are the weight.

[Tyler]

Oh, I love that one. That's a. Another shirt, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hey, man, write that down. Dog. Manager, agent, right? I've been practicing my autograph when I go out in the streets.

[Tyler]

What's your autograph? Mine looks like 18,000 bucks.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'll give you my autograph. My. My friend circle. That is so gay. What is wrong with people?

[Tyler]

And it's sad, but come on.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, you're not that cool. Seals are not that cool. You're a dude. You could get smoked in the back of the head like Chris Kyle. No disrespect. It happened.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

What. What is my tonality? Offending you? No, it's just. It's. It's the facts. He got shot in the back of the head. One badass sniper with all these kills. Won't say confirmed all this, but kills. And he gets smoked in the back of the head. Because you're a human being and you are susceptible, as you well know, Tyler.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

To dying. I could get killed walking out of the studio tonight super easy, even if I'm strapped. Easy killed smoke, son. Killed like Timu riffraff on cocaine, dog.

[Bradley]

All right, we got a couple more came in. We got Matthew with $10. Jimmy, did you work with the chainsaw man in the man camp? Your chainsaw in the man camp? Tell us a funny story.

[Tyler]

Is that me?

[Jimmy Watson]

I did. I did. I actually. I actually worked with a real guy named Chainsaw, and I. I don't. I. I honestly don't know if he. If he got that. If he was given that name, then that's awesome. I was using that as an example. But I. I did know a chainsaw who was named Chainsaw, and maybe perhaps he was actually. If you're given the name, you're good to go. Like Texas Tornado. Like King Tookie. With a lowercase k backwards K, homie. I'm a king. You better treat me like a king, dog. Okay, I ain't a king. I told my girl that one time I was high. I was actually on cocaine, I think. And, I mean, I've known her for seven years. She's seen the worst of me. And I said, I'm a king, girl, and you better treat me like a king. And I thought. And, man, about. About probably a year later in rehab and everything else, I busted out laughing so hard, and I went to my girl, I said, baby, I said, please forgive me. I literally said the most stupidest thing in my life. I said, treat me like a king. Like, are you freaking kidding me, guys? You're never going to be treated like a king. She don't know how to treat you like a king. You give her over the right to validate you. Now you have given her the right to what? Invalidate you, my son. And as soon as you do that, you're gonna hit the bottom, boy. Anytime I get jealous or prideful or I walk across the house and say, dang, that guy is sexy as hell. Okay, not that part. But anytime I get jealous. Anger, pride, that's me seeking validation from other people. And as soon as you. That's the man's downfall is validation seeking. Because it gives you pride. It gives you that ego.

[Tyler]

It's all about slippery slope, baby. Well, you said the other day when you were filming the other anonymous podcast, I was sitting there watching, and you said that if you are not jealous of your significant other, not all the time, but if you don't get jealous of your significant other, do you really love them? And that I was sitting there like, it was the most profound statement, you know, by a philosopher. And I was like, it's so true. Because I used to not let myself get close enough to like you. My wife is a smoke show. And I knew that. And I was like, man, I just never let myself get close enough to where I would be jealous. So, like, you know, dudes would be in her DMs, and she's very open and honest and transparent with me. Me. And I was like, you know, she'd be like, oh, so and so said this. And I'm like, ah, don't worry about it. He's a. And I would just go about my day, dude. I didn't care. Didn't bother me at all. As soon as I started to. To reconnect with my wife the way I should have been connecting with her, immediately I became jealous. And I would tell her, like, I don't like that feeling. And she's like, that's normal, dude. Like, it's normal.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jealousy is a. Is a. Is a very. Is. Is from the beginning of time. It's a protective measure that a guy has over his girl. It's like, robbie, what is jealousy? It's basically you, you, you. You're like, you know, what's up? You know, and if you don't have jealousy in your life, you could call whatever you want. I'm just. I'm just telling you the truth. If. If you. If you don't have bits of jealousy, and I'm kind of a guy that doesn't have a lot. I. It's. That's a. You know, I'm just kind of like, whatever, but. But think about it. If you don't have any jealousy, you have become apathetic. And apathy is. Is one of the worst things that can happen.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

I would rather you be a raging bull anger monster than, like, this zero. You're like, okay, babe, have fun with your friends.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're dead inside, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's like you have checked out of the world. You need to check yourself, man. You need to get right.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know what I mean? Thank you for that philosopher stabin.

[Tyler]

Keep it. Another shirt.

[Bradley]

And we got doo doo doo with $5 semper. Fi. Jimmy did four uneventful to the corpse cores 15 through 19. Good looking taking over that army guy's chair. Thursdays are for the boys. Sup Ty? Twyla?

[Jimmy Watson]

First of all, what's up, bud? First of all, I have the utmost respect for Brent. He is a. An unbelievable friend of mine. We talk periodically and, and, and he said nothing but great things about me in private. And man, that, that goes so far with me, dude. I love Brent and it's. It's an honor just to sit here in this room. You know, who would have thought, man, I was going to prison a couple years ago, so. I appreciate that. And man, simper fy to you, man. I love you, you know that, dog. I really care about you and I really appreciate you saying that right now. I got a lot of respect for you, homie.

[Bradley]

Our last one is Rudy with $5 have interviewed. Have any of you ever tried to self suck? Yeah, me neither. Yo Jimmy, what's your worst slash best crap shit emoji story? Lol.

[Tyler]

You ever shit your pants? We talk about.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, hold on.

[Bradley]

Have any of you guys tried to self suck?

[Tyler]

What the hell is that a suicide thing?

[Bradley]

No.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh my God.

[Bradley]

Do you really.

[Jimmy Watson]

Wow, Tyler, you want. You want homeboy over here to explain that too? I was thinking sucks. This ain't no treasure map.

[Tyler]

I always think it sucks Start like suck start. A shotgun. Okay. All right, we're back.

[Jimmy Watson]

First of all, we're back.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Okay. Do you remember being a kid? How old are you? 35.

[Jimmy Watson]

The f. Wait, you want the FBI years or my years?

[Tyler]

Whichever one.

[Jimmy Watson]

The FBI took about five years off my life. So I always tell people 40, 39, 40. But I'm actually 44 Magnum, son.

[Tyler]

So you remember when we were like, you must have been a teenager and people were like Marilyn Manson took out his own ribs.

[Bradley]

Even I heard that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man, Rumors are.

[Jimmy Watson]

I. I think that I. I think that pretty much, you know. You know, I think that people are just, you know, this close to being monkeys, you know what I mean? Without God, you know, I mean, I mean, and. But I'll tell you what, man, that question you just. You just said, dog, think about this. Out of the heart. Out of the heart comes. Comes these kind of things. So next time you talk like that, you're basically, I'm just giving you a little bit of advice, homie. Next time you. Next time you talk like that about self sucking and all this stuff, you know, it's all fun and games in here, but that's. You're basically telling everybody what you do all the time. You telling everybody what you do, bro.

[Tyler]

I don't think he's denying that. He said, does anybody else try to suck start? Right.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well.

[Bradley]

Well, he said, yeah, me neither, but, yeah, sure, okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

But that's what McAfee was talking about. He said, man, you know, he's basically saying. McAfee was always saying, man, people will tell you everything that you want. You want to know about them now. We know all about you, dog. Happens all the time online.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You got any stories?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I myself, multiple times in my life.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, being in Iraq and Afghanistan, dysentery, eating shawarmas off of some dirty dude's hand. You know, you're so freaking hungry, so you're like, okay, do I starve, or do I eat the swarm off this dude's hand? You eat the swarm?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Then you have dysentery. I had to take Cipro on ad nauseam in. In. In. In Iraq, in Afghanistan. One time we were eating in the childhood Afghanistan in Kabul with Blackwater. When we were starting up teams there, Amber one and two Dog, and they. They just carried the cook out in a body bag in front of us.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Jimmy Watson]

The Bangladesh cook we had from Bangladesh? Yeah, I got all kinds of crazy stories. The guy that used to serve me ice cream got hit with a rocket right when he was coming through the door.

[Tyler]

Not the ice cream guy, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

It was sad. He was the nicest guy in the world. And every day he'd give me a root beer coke float, you know, a root beer float.

[Tyler]

And.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I had to go clean his. His body up. Man. I'll never forget. It was the same face. Half of the head was gone. His brains were all over the ground. And my buddy slipped through it and fell back into his guts, you know, because they were. And they were on kind of fire. And there was a hand with a phone, and there was a cigarette smashed over here. And I remember asking this guy, and he was a. He was a medic that was there, but he was. Looked like a Smurf. He was just blue in his face, and he was sick, you know? Like, he was like, he. I've never seen a guy so blue. And he was sitting there just in shock because this. This rocket hit these. And I didn't know how many guys it was, but the rocket hit our chow hall workers where they were staying.

[Tyler]

Where they were smoking shoes or whatever.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. And. And I said, hey, I said, snap out of it, bro. How many. How many are here? Like, how Many are dead. And he just held up his hand like this, like four. And it looked like maybe two, but all piled together.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And, I mean, that was the guy that served me this coke float every day. And I had these little conversations, you know. You know, like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's just weird that.

[Jimmy Watson]

What's up, dog?

[Tyler]

You never thought you'd value that relationship more than, you know, he was the. He was the ice cream guy.

[Jimmy Watson]

No. And bro in. And. And that kind of hurt me to tell you guys about that inside. And that is why it pisses me off to hear this bravado, like, from Shrek and all this stuff. Like, I'm about to go. I'm a warlord. I've killed, bro. You don't. You don't talk like that, man. If you. If you've actually been there, done that, you don't say that. You know, look, talk to a Marine that went to Fallujah. We had a new guy.

[Tyler]

Oh, man, I love those.

[Jimmy Watson]

We had. We had a new guy in the seals, and he came in. He had a. He had that freaking look, bro. He had that look, bro. And it's not that Shrek look where he's like.

[Tyler]

Was awesome.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, bro.

[Tyler]

Bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Was awesome. Nothing. Nothing faces me, bro. I touch you and you. You fall down, son. Anyways, and he. He, he, he. This Marine, this guy came in and the seals, as a new guy, and they just stand there. You're not allowed. As a new guy in the seals, you ain't allowed to sit down. You take out the trash. You. You put the coffee in there, and you shut up. That. You don't say nothing. And this guy was standing there, and they were making fun of him. The other senior seals were making fun of you.

[Tyler]

Did they know?

[Jimmy Watson]

They didn't know. And I was sitting there looking at him. I wasn't saying nothing. I wasn't laughing. I don't like that stuff.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I did. In the Marines. I was bad in the Marines.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

But in the seals, man, I had grown up. Grown a lot. And I looked at him, I said, hey. I said, where were you? He said, marines. I said, I know that. I could tell he was a Marine. I said, I know that. I said, I didn't ask that. I said, where were you? And he said, fallujah. I said, sit down. I said, you can sit down the rest of the time you're here. I said, nobody better say a word to this guy, or I'll blast you. Just straight up blast you. Because I could just tell in his eyes that he was. That he had seen more than. And most of all of us in there, bro. And they're all talking trash. Yeah. You don't disrespect dudes.

[Tyler]

You don't know who you're talking to, too.

[Jimmy Watson]

Sometimes you don't know who you're talking to, bro.

[Tyler]

Gotta be humble.

[Jimmy Watson]

You don't know if you're talking to the guy that shot Osama bin Laden by himself.

[Tyler]

That's gonna be the next episode, dude. Break it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Why is that so funny to me? Is that the next episode?

[Tyler]

I think so. Dang.

[Jimmy Watson]

You just dropped a bomb, dog.

[Tyler]

Who really shot A stumbling line.

[Jimmy Watson]

Who really shot. Was it Rob o' Neal or Jimmy Watson? That's who I'm thinking. Me.

[Tyler]

I'm thinking Jimmy Watson did.

[Jimmy Watson]

I came over his shoulder and I took the shot right between the eyeball pop.

[Tyler]

Who killed his wife or who shot his wife?

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't know any. I don't know. I don't know any.

[Tyler]

Huh? Maybe you too.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, man. Who knows where I was at the time? I think it was with Tim and Shrek on a mission. Got a bike from Amazon. We had to put it together. It's terrible.

[Bradley]

All right, we got a couple more. Came in. Claudia with €5. Nothing wrong with a little jealousy. You care about your partner. Women can be jealous, too.

[Tyler]

Yes. And I. I will say this. If you. Sometimes, you know, you get frustrated when your girl's jealous. Jimmy. You ever get frustrated, but then you realize, like, well, imagine how it would be with. Was it empathy? What is it when. If they weren't jealous?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. Just, like, just.

[Tyler]

There would be no love, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I. I personally like it when my girl is jealous. I just. I didn't think Russians are real yet in da. Like, yes. No. There's no fluff. Very hard to see emotions. So when she shows me a little bit of jealousy, I actually like it because I'm like, oh, my girl, she. Because it makes me feel good, you know? But obviously, there's. There's a point where that is just straight up toxic, man. I mean, when it's. When it's unfounded jealousy. Like, when you're walking down the street and they're like, which. What were you looking at? And you literally walk by Chewbacca with blonde hair, and you're like, I promise you, if there was ever a time I wasn't looking at anybody, it's right now.

[Tyler]

Do you think. Here's an argument, though. Do you think that they. That if they get over jealous like that. It's because us as men are not showing them enough attention, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, you got to fulfill the three core desires of a woman.

[Tyler]

Volunteer.

[Jimmy Watson]

The three core desires are. Get your pens out. And if you ain't writing this down, you just, you just. Ridiculous. The three core desires are, do you love me? Am I beautiful? Can I go on your adventure? If you fulfill those three core desires of a woman, she will love you long time. You understand what I'm trying to say right now, guys? I'm telling you right now. But it's not about saying, you know, I love you, baby.

[Tyler]

I love you, I love you.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, it's do you love me? Am I beautiful? Can I go on your adventure? Have you ever noticed the female? She'd be like, what'd you do today? And you're like, ah, bunch of. I'm tired. You know, I just, you know, another one of them days.

[Tyler]

I'm guilty of a. Man, I do it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, she's. She wants to go on that adventure with you, man. Not like she's some kind of slug backstrapping. No, she's the queen, man. She's the beauty.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but even you ever like, back in the day, like, you know, get off like a long day work, or like just a long day, man, and you come home and like they hit you with that like, oh baby, I'm waiting for you to come home and like. And you kind of like blow her off and then you're like, dude, I just blew that. Like, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, dude. Oh yeah. I've got a lot of stories like that, ma'. Am.

[Tyler]

Not perfect.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, hell no.

[Tyler]

Nope.

[Jimmy Watson]

Zero perfectness right here.

[Bradley]

We got dog co ranger with $5. Anyone that beats off would 100 self suck if they could.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay, you're right.

[Tyler]

Forget it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Move on. Geez, we fine. Every guy's going, yeah, I know, but. But what do you want us to talk about here? Geez, man. Good God. Of course. I would never do that. No, good God, it's terrible.

[Bradley]

The last one with adam B. With $10. I did more Lone Wolf than Saw Wreck.

[Tyler]

LOL.

[Bradley]

Put on over 5, 000 miles a month in 80 by 80 mile square.

[Tyler]

Haha.

[Bradley]

Taxi.

[Tyler]

That's a. That's a Shrek joke, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's legit. No, I. I know what you're saying right now. I hear you, dog. Yeah. So a lot of people are sick of this. A lot of just people are tired of this, dude. A lot. A lot of people. I do this all the time. Yeah, people there, there's there's, there's like. Seems like there's three kinds of people. There's the people that, that are like, you know, there's the people that, that are like, oh, you guys are just drama. You guys are jealous. Then there's the guys that are like, yeah, I knew it all along. I just knew it all along.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And then there's the guys that I don't even know what I'm talking about. But then there's there's another, there's another section of people that maybe just don't care. I mean, I've literally heard people say, wait a second, who's Shrek? Who's Tim Kennedy?

[Tyler]

Yeah, they try to care, but they, at the end of the day, like, maybe they didn't serve or they didn't serve in the capacity where it's so offensive. Like, you know, like when Tim Kennedy says, like, I have bronze stars with valor or valor awards and somebody that had lost a, a brother or got valor awards themselves, you know, like, I don't think the everyday citizen is going to be able to feel that. Like, those guys.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, I ran into a guy here in Orlando and he said he was in force.

[Tyler]

The hell does that mean?

[Jimmy Watson]

And I, and I said, well, force, dog. Like, I was like, hey, bad props. And he's like, oh, you know, force. Oh, no.

[Tyler]

And that's when you got to go, you know what? It ain't worth my time. It ain't worth my effort.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, bro. Okay. That.

[Jimmy Watson]

You don't have to research these guys. That's what's so funny. It's like, well, how do you know? Do you have the receipts? It's like, no, you don't understand the language. It's, it's not, you know, force. No, it's one of four, dog. You know, it's something like that. It's like 1 1st 4th, doc. Like, it would be so fast. So it's not like, I don't, it's not like I, I forgot. I, I, I think we were in this geographical area. No, it's. There are certain things that you never forget. Sometimes people are like, you know what you do? Were you in the marines or where were you at, Horno dog? What's up? You know, that's all it takes. It's not like, oh, you know, back, back. And it was, it was somewhere in Northern California. It's a crazy stuff, bro.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know when people are lying, I.

[Tyler]

Mean, like, even like in, in the 82nd man, you. Why, like, they see a maroon beret or they see this, they go, well, you know, like 2505. They're like airborne dog panthers.

[Jimmy Watson]

Right, right.

[Tyler]

You just know it right there.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, you. It's a, it's a brotherhood sister. Like, look, let me address something else with Shrek. And, and you know, a lot the time he's talking about is exactly what Brent was saying. And you is, is early, early Afghanistan. Well, I just so happen to be one of the very first Marines. Literally like that, that walked off the helicopter. Maybe the second.

[Tyler]

No.

[Jimmy Watson]

Now of course the rangers were there before the Marines, but. But we were there so fast after 9, 11. The first Marines. One one. We were, we were on the pellet loop. That's why we were really close to, to Pakistan and then Afghanistan. My point is, is, dude, I was there in that, in that early, early stages of the war. Would Shrek us talk about.

[Tyler]

Yeah, boring.

[Jimmy Watson]

Probably before him. And I guess it was so boring. It was so cold, so boring, so uneventful. A bunch of camels got smoked one night. I mean, that's about it. There's nothing, nothing was going on.

[Tyler]

I remember it really kicked off.

[Jimmy Watson]

It doesn't matter what was like 2009.

[Tyler]

When it kind of switched theaters, like from Iraq to Afghanistan, you know. Yeah, I think it was around that time when Obama came in.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. There was some crazy stuff up in Helman and stuff. But man, I'll tell you what. Lushagar. But, but that, that whole, that whole early Afghanistan is just a bunch of movies, man. It's just a bunch. If you're talking about you were, you were hand to hand combat or you were, you know, don't know the difference in incoming and outgoing, man. That, that's, that's another thing. Let me tell you something. For you, for y', all people still hanging on to the Shrek, you know, coattails, you know, think about this. You know, first of all, Shrek got that from a movie. It's like the guy on Saving Private Ryan when he's standing there and rounds are coming in, everybody wants to be that guy. Everybody wants to be the guy that's standing there with the mortars are going off. They're like, sarge, get down, Sarge. And you're like, shut up, peasant. And it's like, be a man. You know, that's. That's kind of what he's alluding to. Right? He was standing there, mortars were going. And he didn't know if they were incoming or. Well, that just proves that they were either really far off, but you still would know if they were crashing and banging or going off. The going off wouldn't sound like this. Like it's still an explosion, technically speaking, but it's not a explosion, a violent crash. And if it's next to you, yeah, you could, you, you can stand there, I guess, but you know, I've, I've had him hit super danger close, but you're not standing there. Yeah. Going, I wonder if that's incoming. You know, that's not dangerous crazy to me.

[Tyler]

I don't know why you would say that.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's wild dog.

[Tyler]

Let's set up some super chats, man. Let's hit that IG up for some Instagram.

[Jimmy Watson]

Let's hit ig, man. What's up, dog?

[Bradley]

All right, we got Kane with $10. Tyler, any regrets about your law enforcement career now that you are a few weeks off the job?

[Tyler]

I. No, not really. I did everything I wanted to do. I never wanted to get into investigations. By that time, you know, the, the ones that I grew up watching, it's cop work just had changed. And like, you know, if I could have been something like Jeff, like d. A task force or like. But the. Where I have seen and worked, man, it is not about the type of guy. It's about other things that get you that job. So it's like I, I never would have had a shot at those. No matter how hard I worked. I had too many enemies, you know, so I, I, it wasn't worth me to stay to try to, you know, get into one of those units. But, you know, I, I guess maybe if I. My biggest regret, not being able to work well with retarded leaders and supervisors. That's my biggest regret. I didn't put in the effort or the time. And, you know, and my ego is big. My ego is big. You know. You're not gonna tell me you're a idiot, dude. Like, I, I mean, I'll do what you're telling me because I have to, but this stupid. I'll go tell boys how dumb you are instead of. Instead of learning how to work with them. And it's okay to play the game if they really are that bad. It's okay to play the game to advance. You know, I would hit him head on every time, and I just burnt too many bridges.

[Jimmy Watson]

It must have been hard. It must have been hard, hard because it seems super political even more than the teams. There's politics in the team, bad in the teams.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Especially in the tier one units. People don't realize it is a Such a cutthroat political game.

[Tyler]

And that was interesting when you said SEAL Team 6. You know, when you said it, it gets really political there.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, it is. That's crazy politics though, dog politics. It's not like, you know, you're in the cool guy section and everybody's tickles and pickles. No, it's all guys are real high, strong and, and just. And they, they, you know, because I mean, you mess up there, you get. You get booted rightfully. So, you know.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I can't, I can't speak in depth about it because I. Obviously I wasn't there, man.

[Jeff]

You.

[Tyler]

Oh, wait, hold on. Turn this mic up one second.

[Jeff]

Here's the other thing. I think I'll add to that for you. Dude is back in mine. Your dad day. Is that retirement?

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jeff]

And you were hired in. If you work here for 25 to 30 years of your life, if you'll dedicate it, you too can retire someday. And now I think there's something to be said for doing your time. Public service, military, police, whatever. Like for the folks that's not cut out to go to military, go be a police officer, go be a firefighter. But you don't have to do it forever.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jeff]

Back in the day is that retirement wasn't. Transfer was a pain in the butt even some of your agencies. But now like with me when I exited, I let it sit for a while because there's a point in time I could have went back. But when I was like, hey, you know, I really don't want to. Kids came along all those things. So for you is. It's just a matter of putting that retirement on hold. Making sure that whatever you do, if you're going to. This is going to be your careers that were contributing to putting money back. I think that's where things have changed is you're not locked into this lifetime career. So I'm absolutely happy that you made the moves that you did because you did it on your terms. I exited with a. You know, with blue lights and you know, I got, I got arrested and you know, with that came all the things that comes with getting arrested as a police officer and going through the judicial system and yeah weekend and county for. For punishment, you know, for. For drunk driving and. And so I. My time was. I knew that I needed a change, but I was, I just, I didn't have the right circle and friends and all the other stuff. And there wasn't things that was moving me other than, you know, some, some divine intervention on the Side of the road that night. That said, all right, Jeff, you're not doing this no more. So for you is making your own choices and knowing that vanguard, you can start a Roth ira and you can set up your retirements, and you can. Now that you're especially here, you. You understand what making money looks like and how to make money, and I think that's where I was stuck at.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I wholeheartedly agree with you in the sense that I think cops should treat cop work just like a stint in the military. Like, man, when I. When I did, I did four and a half years in the army, I knew I did not want to be there anymore. Like, I knew I didn't want to be there anymore, but I was so happy I did it. Same thing. Ears go out.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, I'm good.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's just tight. It holds me back. I'm trying to sleep over here, dog. And.

[Tyler]

And to your second point.

[Jimmy Watson]

I. I'm.

[Tyler]

I left on my terms, on good terms. And, you know, even if you leave the brotherhood on good terms, those texts stop coming.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And it's not. It's not a diss on those guys, and it's not saying that those guys don't like me anymore. It's just that you're out, and very few people are texting you now, you know, because you're just out of the loop, you know, and it goes.

[Jeff]

Goes back to why someone's willing to pay $18,000 to go experience what we've experienced. Yeah, Right. Because it's.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's.

[Jeff]

It's. It's when you're fighting, when you found that purpose and you did it, and I got to do some really cool stuff, and. But once it was over, I was like, well, I wonder what it's like over here.

[Tyler]

And.

[Jeff]

But for them is trying to find that brotherhood that we knew existed. Some folks are willing to go and pay. And I think the other thing I tell you guys is knowing some of those dudes that run those programs, a lot of those guys come in, drop that dime, and wash out the first couple hours, and there's no refunds. Like, that. 18, 000 doesn't guarantee you completion.

[Tyler]

No refunds, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, no. There's no refunds.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jeff]

Yes. 18 grand gets you in the door, Right? And then you. If you. The first. You. If you wash out in the first 10 minutes, you're. There's no refunds.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's.

[Jeff]

That's part of it.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, would you ever run one of those if somebody asked you to? It would Would you consider it? Like, you got to see, you got to see what it was about. You got to see the curriculum. You got to see, you know.

[Jimmy Watson]

Would you ever be so fun to just beat the, out of people? Oh, it would be just fun. It would be really fun to like kind of like go back into that day, you know, and stuff. But man, no. Like, no, because that's just not how it's written anyways. They don't yell at you that much. They don't kick sand in your, your. There's something very fake about him. There's something to me, very fake about it. Having gone through the real stuff, you know. You know, you know, buds. And these selections are extremely calculated, strategized. They've been around for, for years and years.

[Tyler]

They only change for the better. They fine tune it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. And it's, and it's, and it's refined and polished. These other, these other. I don't know what even to call those, these fake things are, are big, big money grabs. I, I don't know where their heart is with it, but it's on the outside perception, you know, being everything. It does look like a big money grab where they kick you in the balls and, and, and make fun of you and, and yell at you. And I, you know, it's like teaching CQB or tactics and stuff. You don't just go for a two, three day course and learn it. You, you got to be saturated in it. Saturated over and over and over and over ad nauseam, Wash, repeat. And after you go through a long, long time, you start to kind of get, get to levels, you know, but it takes a, a constant doing so. So what's a boot camp gonna do other. Just wear your butt out. But some, but I think, I think, I think there are benefits. Everybody needs a challenge sometimes. Yeah.

[Tyler]

You know, I, Yeah, I just can't, man. I feel like just join the military, dude. That's, that's. Yeah, I feel like if, if young men knew they could scratch that. It's like if you're 19, 20, 21, 22, and you're like, man, I'm, I'm feeling like I might need to do that. Just get it done. Because you're talking about the 40 year old going to boot camp for $18,000. That's just, you know.

[Jimmy Watson]

Are you reading some of the comments? They're trying to call ice on you right now, doc.

[Tyler]

Who, me?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, they say you're a Mexican and they're calling ice. Man, you guys are just ruthless.

[Tyler]

All right, let's Soup chats. We got any more before we go to Instagram?

[Bradley]

Yeah, we got a couple. We got Brody with $20 saying Thursday night is for the boys. Yeah, Numbers and letters and no message.

[Tyler]

All right, we'll take it.

[Bradley]

I won. You won with $2. It says retracted. Oh, then that. Numbers and letters. Following up with $10. I listened to the Shrek episode while driving somewhere. And when Brent made tard noises when mocking Shrek. Shrek's hitchhiker story. I laughed so hard that I had to pull over for like 10 minutes.

[Tyler]

Oh, man.

[Jimmy Watson]

Man, this crazy dog.

[Bradley]

And then E1 with another $5 is retracted. And then another one right after that with $5. Wall the CAG, Daddy. Jimmy and Tyler are a good combo. Greetings from Wales, uk.

[Tyler]

Wales, baby.

[Jimmy Watson]

Thank you for that. Yeah, dude, validation.

[Bradley]

And then one just came in. Chase Lee with $10. Need to send a shout out to some fallen brothers from the 101st.

[Tyler]

Or.

[Bradley]

Yeah, 101st, right?

[Tyler]

101St.

[Bradley]

101St, yeah. 1st Lt Todd Weaver, KIA September 9, 2010. Cop Stout, Afghanistan Sergeant Aaron Kramer, KIA September 16, 2010, Pulchikin, Afghanistan. Love you all.

[Tyler]

Amen, brother.

[Jimmy Watson]

Much respect to you, brother. I'm sorry for your losses, man.

[Bradley]

And that is all of the super chats.

[Tyler]

Hey, while you pull up Instagram, one of the big things we do here, Jimmy, is everybody loves it when Drew says, like a sermon or. Or at least just praise.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And I don't know if you got something for the night, if you had something for the day in particular, but I know you're very, very religious and you've helped me on my. On my journey.

[Jimmy Watson]

Thank you, bro.

[Tyler]

So I was wondering if you would just lead us on a quick prayer.

[Jimmy Watson]

Sure. One of the most powerful prayers that was ever prayed over me and my Adderall induced, jacked up, messed up life that I. That I had at the time on the run. And I always say, God is in every dark corner. You can run from yourself, you could run from the law for a period of time perhaps, but you cannot run from God because he. He's in every dark corner. And so one of the most incredible things that was ever said over me was a man, he prayed over me. And from that moment on, my life started to change. It started to lead me to my meet with Jesus moment on house arrest. Little did I know I was going to get arrest. I kind of knew deep down inside the ominous clouds were. The ominous clouds were coming in on me, you know, and. But the prayer he said over me, I'LL I'll say it over you right now, and I guarantee you 100% after I pray this, you're gonna. You're good. If you accept it and believe it, then your. Your life will start to. To change, just like mine did. And it's a simple prayer. He just said. He said, father, in the mighty name of Jesus, I ask you right now. Just like that man prayed over me. And it worked. God, from that moment on, I felt the difference. And he said that he asked that you would just slowly pull the plug on all the vices and the addictions and all the guilt and shame and regret in this life. And I ask that you would do the same for every single person listening right now, that you would just. You wouldn't yank the plug out. Because we just can't handle that. We're tough. We think we are, but at the end of the day, we can't handle that plug being ripped out of the wall. It's too hard to just give up everything at once. So I ask you instead to start slowly pulling that plug and slowly allowing us to shed off all the excess, all the terrible stuff, all the needs for the vices and the addictions and the problems of this life. And I just ask you to feel every person at the sound of my voice on this life, with the Holy Spirit and with your love, the true love of God. In Jesus name, amen.

[Tyler]

Amen.

[Bradley]

Amen.

[Tyler]

You still working on Instagram?

[Bradley]

No, I got it.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Bradley]

We did get a super chat from Claudia, though, for five, saying just because I like the voice of the super. Thanks, comments reader. Thank you, Claudia. All right, what. What do you want on Instagram?

[Tyler]

So go to. I can't see it. Is there a way I can see it before we do it? Gotta go to countercultures. DMS. So it's. You're an anti. ERA's DMS. Go to counterculture. Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Wait, is that my DMs, dog?

[Tyler]

No, bro, it ain't nobody's DMS, dude. Don't look at the game.

[Jimmy Watson]

You hear my DMs. Oh, my God. My life is over.

[Tyler]

Dear Jesus.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm like, oh, God. Get the money. Ready?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Go up, up, down, down, down. Pulling the plug on you right there. Yeah. What's that one?

[Jimmy Watson]

What is this, man? It's one of my viral videos, dog. I put out like 10 a day. It's no big deal.

[Bradley]

Let's see.

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Jimmy Watson]

Amen. Look at all these amens. You got some real believers in here.

[Bradley]

I messed up.

[Tyler]

Hold on.

[Jimmy Watson]

Bro, it's no joke, man. Somebody said great prayer. Timu macho. Man, you see this one? I'm talking about nicknames. Yeah, how you get nickname? What's up?

[Tyler]

Timu Macho?

[Jimmy Watson]

Timu macho. Homie, that sounds pretty rough.

[Tyler]

That does. Well, it sounds kind of like a Mexican gangster.

[Jeff]

Yeah, I pulled Jefe Margarita out the other day. Oh, Jefe Margarita. And it wasn't taken, so now I own the Domain.

[Jimmy Watson]

Bro. The Texas Tornado is just going to start blasting drinks right now, dog. I don't care anymore, homie. All right, ready? Brent's drink here. I love this. Looks pretty nice. Oh, I saw this.

[Tyler]

She's down, dude. Yo, I know for a fact that is when you start putting hands on people, when you got an officer down in a crowd, the. The get backs. I mean, I get it. Like, I get that there's a lot more of them than there are of the police right in that situation, but that's when you show. What do you do around? Dude, you. You pop one like, you know, pop one good. If they're coming in, you got an officer down on the ground. Now, granted, maybe they're just kind of like, yeah, I'm fucked up, but I'm not dying. It's a little different. But, you know, you got someone down, one of your own dude, one of your own people down on the ground, and, you know, there's a circling all around you at that point. It's to some extent, not that one, but to some extent, you push and you exit like you fucking. You get the fuck out of there and, you know, or you push them back and you make an example of one or two of them. So they're like, all right, all right, all right. They give you the space you need. Reinforcements come in. They can control the crowd, right? That's crazy, dude. That looked like Chicago, too.

[Jimmy Watson]

That girl got beat.

[Tyler]

What's another one? Let's see.

[Bradley]

Let me pull this back down.

[Tyler]

Oh, the DMs are showing.

[Bradley]

It's not showing.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm just kidding. My God. Are those my dms?

[Tyler]

All right, go down, down, down. Right there. First one on the right.

[Bradley]

This one?

[Tyler]

Yeah. This is an auditor, bro. Following a cop around. Imagine if you was this cop. Like, you get in the brain of a cop, you're just trying to get a coffee.

[Jimmy Watson]

You could. And I can let you off with a warning like I was. I was planning on doing. Good job. Good job.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy Watson]

Did you call your supervisor like I asked? Will you. No, you're not gonna call him Hannah? Absolutely not. Get that flag off that uniform. You're making it look like crap. I don't like. I don't like people harassing. I'll tell you you why here in a second. Don't even try to solicit a trespass. Just call your supervisor like I ordered you to. His behavior is not going to go uncorrected. Who.

[Jeff]

Who granted him that authority?

[Tyler]

Right? It is, right.

[Jimmy Watson]

1. One of your fellow troopers, he gave me a warning when I was skating.

[Bradley]

On that same road.

[Jimmy Watson]

And that's what I would let you go with too. Get your supervisor or get a clean clean on your record.

[Tyler]

Oh, this Florida dog. Okay, okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

Most of them are nice mouth.

[Tyler]

They know how to do it just to where they're not going to get in trouble because you know, you're a man. Right. So cops, it's no different if you're in a uniform. Right. I can't just be like, get the back because I'm a cop. But when I'm walking and I'm starting to be like, dude, get like now.

[Jimmy Watson]

At what point can you articulate. Because in Blackwater it was all about how you articulated the two military age men on the back of an MRE card maneuvering on your position. And usually that was. Okay. The department of State, not the shrek Department of State, but the actual legitimate department said that we were, that we were working for. They. They would, they would hominis dominance clear. That because they were so overbooked with busyness. We used to write down our incident reports as our incident reports on MRE cards, bro.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like we shot two military age men in a car. You know, they were maneuvering whatever over. Yeah. And they would be like, well, well, how do you know they were a threat? Because they had weapons. Happens and they're like, okay, carry on. You just go to lunch. But that's crazy. I don't, I don't agree with these people going up to a police officer and because okay, go express your constitutional rights. But what about his rights to. It is like, well, he doesn't have rights. He's. He works for me. It's like, no, he doesn't. Stupid. He's a man. You're still in a. In a. You still got to show respect in this world. So base. So. So if I go up and disrespect another man, anything's game in my eyes.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, like I said, right. It's a man thing. If. Well, first off, Jeff said he made a great point. Who granted this guy, other than his mental illness, the the, you know, the authority to feel like I'm going to, to get. I need to give you a warning. Right. I need to write you a ticket. I need you to stop and talk to me. It's just kind of weird.

[Jimmy Watson]

And yeah, I agree.

[Tyler]

This is a good way to get. I mean like you can you.

[Jimmy Watson]

What would you do? Like, like what ha. Can you at some point can you like blast the guy? Articulate me? Like, dude, I thought he was coming at me, man. He went for my gun. Oh my God.

[Tyler]

Right?

[Jimmy Watson]

He's got. He's recording it. But document.

[Jeff]

And you're in, you're in a store.

[Jimmy Watson]

I would let it. But I would let him get close to me.

[Tyler]

Like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like I've done this before. I guess you. You know, because distance. Distance and angles is everything.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

In cqb. In self defense. And that doesn't mean distance from me to you. I can. If you got a knife. I. I get up close on you and constrict you so close to you that your, your, your arms are like, you know, but like with this guy, don't you. Can I turn around and he walks into me.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And then I'm like, oh, you just attacked me, dog. Right.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Sorry. Used to have the. Have had the big stats and hats.

[Jimmy Watson]

So. Do I sound the same?

[Tyler]

No, no, you're right.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I need to put disclaimers, man.

[Tyler]

It's the most frustrating thing as a cop. I've never had that happen to me. Thank God. But I mean, that's got to be so irritating.

[Jimmy Watson]

You've never had that happen?

[Tyler]

I've never had somebody do that. Really. I've had some people push it a little bit, but I've never like that is clearly like an auditor. But they're not a good auditor because yes, I do believe that there should be auditors out there, you know, who just. Constitutional rights, you know that look for.

[Jimmy Watson]

That there are ways. I had an ex girlfriend that was just Buck. Wow. Crazy. And one night we got drunk and she had literally went. She like charged me from across the house and she was going to put hands on me. I'm talking like beat me, you know, and she charged me from across the house. And I didn't know what to do. I just was standing there because, you know, it's different, you know, you know, a man's charging. Something's gonna happen, homie. And but this is just like this, this 90 pound chick is just charging me like a freaking crazy Indian. And. And I had this epiphany all of a sudden. The door was open right here. And I thought, all I gotta do is close the door. She's run. I hear a thud. She was okay, but I closed the door. I mean, do you blame me? Anyway, she was so mad at that. But you gotta stop the craziness sometimes. Just close the door, dog. Don't. Don't be blasting nobody out. Just close the door.

[Tyler]

All right, let's go to the next one. Yeah, that one right there. Somebody said there's echoes, but I don't know. Heather said that there's echoes when we plan, but I don't know if that's a video has an echo or us. We have echoes.

[Jimmy Watson]

Because my bicep is so big about probably my voice is bouncing.

[Bradley]

My biceps probably have to mute the mic, so.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hey, can I grab an energy drink real quick?

[Tyler]

Yeah, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

You sure?

[Tyler]

Yeah. There's monsters and echelons in there.

[Jimmy Watson]

Do y' all want one? Y' all on the screen on the live. Y' all want a drink? You want me grab one? Okay, sounds good. I like to make things super personal, like I'm in your house talking to you right now.

[Tyler]

Actually, before we play that, let's. Let's cut to a commercial break. Brotherhood blades.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, sorry.

[Tyler]

We'll watch that video. We'll grab a drink. We'll go pee. If it's black after the commercial. Just give us some more time. We're shaking and washing our hands. Shaking.

[Jimmy Watson]

Wee wee. Thank you so much, everyone.

[Bradley]

We're going to commercials.

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[Tyler]

Anti Hero 10.

[Jimmy Watson]

Look at this comment right here. Jimmy is up on something.

[Tyler]

Jimmy is, you know what, you know.

[Jimmy Watson]

How, and you know how unintelligent it is when. So you know, they say if you like actually call somebody out for, for being like, you know, you think they're messed up. You're basically saying that you just don't explain. My goodness, this dog. No, I am. Well, I'm holding a beer. This I have not drink yet.

[Tyler]

Okay, please.

[Jimmy Watson]

I just grabbed an ultra light out of the refrigerator, but good God.

[Tyler]

The hell is an ultra light? Oh, you got an ultra light? I just got a regular ultra TEU.

[Jimmy Watson]

Riff raff on cocaine over here.

[Tyler]

I'm pretty sure they can hear you. Jimmy. Jimmy on seven grams of shrimp.

[Jimmy Watson]

God, you just don't know true happiness, man. So you, you can't understand why I'm so happy. So you're like, he's gotta be.

[Tyler]

Well, Jimmy's about to come over there and you up across that screen, dude. I'll beat you, homie, even if you're a girl.

[Jimmy Watson]

To be fair, everybody was like, I ain't beat no girl, dude.

[Jeff]

I've been beat up enough in this life, man.

[Jimmy Watson]

Done.

[Jeff]

You got a thousand dollars later.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

3,000 bucks.

[Tyler]

You got the video?

[Bradley]

Yeah, that video.

[Jimmy Watson]

What the.

[Tyler]

Gets up on that hood, bro. All right, that's it. I just thought that was, I just thought it was a cool ass stake down, man. As soon as he hit that person, that truck hit that bystander, it was game on, dude. He pitted that truck and, and, and, and end it.

[Jimmy Watson]

So, so with. So explain pitting. So, so the proper pit, that sweet.

[Tyler]

Spot between the tire and the bumper.

[Jimmy Watson]

The tire, the bumper. And you just come in, just. And then you press on that. You press on the gas. Yeah, right. When you get up there, if you.

[Tyler]

Do it right, they'll stall when they can.

[Jimmy Watson]

You pit somebody pretty good.

[Tyler]

I, I did a lot of pitting. I did pitting in the army, really not in real time. I did, I went to this badass training here in Florida called Griffin Group. And really it was because my platoon was going to be tasked with PSD for a little bit, right. So they wanted us to go to this cool ass training. So I learned to pit there. I've never actually, I don't think I've been to, I didn't go to Pit school.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I've never pitted anyone. I've shot a bunch of cars up, a ton of cars. Get back. I never.

[Jeff]

I never got to do it. But back at. In the sheriff's office I work for, when I got started, we the sheriff, we had common sense policy back in the day.

[Tyler]

You could blow them out with 12 gauges. Yeah, we shot. Yeah.

[Jeff]

The guys. I never got to do it, but guys on the shift, they would. That's how we would end pursuits. 12 gauge in the tires.

[Tyler]

Imagine you accidentally peppered somebody in their thigh. Whoops.

[Jeff]

One of my. One of my buddies did it. He's like. It's like shooting a deer, Jeff. You just got to lead it right.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

One of my. One. One of my first experiences in Iraq in Blackwater, it was so freaking wild. We went to this venue, and as we were going into the venue, this car kind of rushed in and, you know, you could get killed for a small traffic infraction in Iraq back in the day because it was just all articulation. It's like, did I feel like my life, my team and equipment are in danger? Yes. There's no disabling shots. It's all deadly force. It's like, okay, two to the engine and then work your way up the window.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, that's what one of these guys did. I think his name was Brock. And he just sprayed with a squad. A tooth. A squad automatic weapon.223 just with a nut sack. And he just leaned out the door just. And I was a trunk monkey. I was just like watching. And he sprayed this taxi because, you know, why would he shoot a taxi?

[Tyler]

Well.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, I would. I would use a taxis. A vbid bomb.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

If I was the enemy. Right. And so we went into the venue. The problem is we're guarding this diplomatic Department of state person, you know, Condoleezza Rice. Strap hanger, you know, pour the coffee. And we go in this compound, and here comes the guy that was shot. And this dude is stitched up, walking like the Night of the living dead up to the compound. And he's like, oh, with his shirt off. Up. He's got holes in him. Him. I've never seen a guy like. Like walk after being shot like six times with the 223. It's just a pinhole in you, of course, but you're going down, dog.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And he walked up in, and there was a guy with him. And we were like, get back, get back. You know, as he's coming up. But in the taxis over there, you know, smoking. That's the kind of stuff you saw all the time. And he came into the compound and all he wanted was a note from us saying that he wasn't a terrorist or he wasn't. He wasn't an insurgent so he could get the proper care at the hospital.

[Tyler]

Gave you six of them, dog.

[Jimmy Watson]

Because they didn't. Yes. Geez. And that. That. That was just another shocking experience when you talk about spraying stuff and cars to say, just a. What a tragic place. What the hell were we doing there?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's an episode.

[Jimmy Watson]

Honestly, dude just messed up.

[Bradley]

You got more Instagram video?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Is there any more new super chats before we go to the.

[Bradley]

Oh, freaking out.

[Tyler]

Freaking out, man.

[Bradley]

We got Aldo with $2. The battle with your own mind is always the hardest.

[Tyler]

That's true. That is very true.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's all. It's all in the mind, bro. Yeah, it really is.

[Tyler]

You pray for a better mindset for that day, you'll get it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, it's all the mind.

[Bradley]

We got Claudia saying why Special Forces men have all crazy girlfriends.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well. Well, because the girl. Because the girls with daddy issues go for the guys that are edgier. Tattoo, you know, edgy. All the, you know, drinking at the bars, the strip clubs, you know, a lot of ex girlfriends in the. In the special operations community and the seals and stuff are strippers, right?

[Tyler]

And.

[Jimmy Watson]

And so, you know, or that type of girl, you know, and so they're human beings, you know, great conversations, you know, and. But that's the attraction, right? That wild side. And so the guy's crazy. And now it's not that the girl's so crazy, she's just never had a dad.

[Tyler]

Tell you, growing up together, until me.

[Jimmy Watson]

They never had a dad. They never had a, you know, a lot of them. So. So they're soup. So they look at this guy as the end all in. You know, he's real special. You know, all this stuff. And then it ends in disaster, man.

[Tyler]

So there's a woman in the chats. Her name is Maria Lopez Abad.

[Jimmy Watson]

Nice to meet you, Maria.

[Tyler]

Well, she doesn't like you. She says Jimmy is still using for sure. Hold on. Jesus couldn't stop his addiction. I'll. What I want you to do is you show us how to win Maria over. Someone just said something very mean to you. Hey. And it's not even me. Like, usually they're pretty shitty to me. And they'll be like, he's bald or he's fat or he's short, right? But it's so shallow. It's. Whatever. But she said that even Jesus couldn't stop your addiction. And I don't. I don't. I.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, we do have a choice. We do have a choice every day. And we. We have a. We have a choice of. Of escapism. And. And I do have a very addictive personality. And I have been very truthful about that online. I've done. I think I've done every drug in the world. In fact, my ex said that I was on meth and I was like, you know, she told some of my buddies I was a meth addict, and I was like, get it right? I was strung out on Adderall and then I went into psychosis. But I have done meth a lot. But just get the truth right, okay? If I'm on meth, I'm going to tell you. I'm myth. I've tried every drug, done it all, and I don't know what to tell you. Sometimes I think sometimes. And I. And I be the. And I'm being like, super respectful with you, okay? Right now. I. I find that a lot of people that make comments like you are projecting your own. You're. You're. You either have a lack of understanding of.

[Tyler]

Of.

[Jimmy Watson]

Because you don't see people act like me often. I'm probably a little too articulate with my messages to be too messed up on. So I think my question first. Would. Would what am I on? Okay, if I am on something, what is it? Is it alcohol? I don't. I mean, I don't really drink. I've got a ultra Light in my hand. My dad always said to drink to celebrate. I'm not a really alcohol guy. Oh, man. Love the Adderall, but it's just a straight up demon. So I don't do any drugs or Adderall or anything, you know. Now. Now I have those urges, man, those urges to do stuff. And I only. But the problem with urges is you only remember the good part of the urge. You know, you remember the good part of the cocaine and not the three days of terrible, you know, doom and gloom afterwards. Afterwards, bro. The. The. The. The. It's not the. The hangovers and the. And the. The sadness that would come in after some of. Man, I've had some.

[Tyler]

You get hangovers after cocaine?

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah. I don't know what. I don't know what to call, but it's just like a. What do they call Cane? Somebody help me. What do they call it? It's not a hangover. It's. It's not withdrawals either. It's just like, no sleep, dehydration, gloom. It's like the nastiest.

[Tyler]

Oh, because you're. Your mind's up here. And when your mind goes back down to normal, it's probably, like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Right.

[Tyler]

Scary, right? I've never done cocaine, but.

[Jimmy Watson]

But. But I. I had a huge meet with Jesus moment where he. He literally came in. And it's not like he healed me from it, but he does heal us of all of our diseases. But. But because these two guys prayed for me and told me about a dark path that I was on behind John McAfee's house at the darkest time of my life when I was crying out to Jesus. When they did that, it was a perspective change. I had a complete perspective change, and that's how I was able to drop everything. I'm talking cold turkey now. I was on house arrest, getting piss test. Okay. But I was able to not take the Adderall, not take the Tramadol that was even prescribed to me that I could take on house arrest, facing 15 years of prison.

[Tyler]

What's that anxiety like, bro? What? Honestly, man, I've talked to some people that have. That have faced stuff like that, but what's it like knowing, like, you were probably pretty certain you were going to go do prison time?

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, it was 1,500 person. I was going, bro, what's that like, dude? And then what.

[Tyler]

And then what's, like feeling like you're not all of a sudden, you know, you're not going. That's got to be a mental.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, the. The most amazing feeling that I ever had was. Was when those two guys revealed that to me.

[Tyler]

Yep. Yep.

[Jimmy Watson]

And I stood out of that chair, and I literally look like a different person. People don't realize, like, that you can literally become a new person in just a matter of seconds. Boom. It's like a. It's like in. The lights were bright after that, and I. I didn't want to even chew my nicotine gum. Now. Now to this girl's. What's her name? Maria.

[Tyler]

Maria. Yeah. She also said, Maria said that you are substituting religion for drugs.

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't know what that means. All I know is relationship. That's why I don't go to church. I don't call it religion. I don't even call myself a cr. Christian. All I know is Jesus saves me. Whoever that is saved me. And I have, I want to say, a beautiful relationship. It has. It does seem distance at times lately, for maybe the last year. But I will say that. But I have this knowing. I just have a knowing. And. But I would never say never, especially like a guy like me. It's almost like if I make the mistake of saying I'll never do cocaine again, I will never do this, that you're setting yourself up for a disaster. By the grace of God, I don't have those urges anymore. By the grace of God. But to her argument, I was clean for a long time. And I had a. I had a big slip up in Mexico two years ago. Really big slip up. Big, big slip up with Adderall. And I just let it get out of control again. That's after Jesus met me. But I'll tell you what, man, this life is all about. I mean, who's better, a man who falls down six times and doesn't get up on the seventh, or a man who falls down 300 times but gets back up on the 301 time? You know what I mean?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

And it's not an excuse, man, but it's freaking life. That's why I try not to judge nobody.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

But I appreciate, I really appreciate you, Mary. And I, and I, and I respect your, you know, your, your opinion. It sounds like you're crying out from your heart for answers. Honestly.

[Tyler]

Kindness.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, man, I don't wish no battle. Nobody, dog. You know?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

That hump.

[Tyler]

You hear that hum?

[Jeff]

I think it's me.

[Tyler]

Is it yours?

[Bradley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Turn it down if you want to talk. Yeah, just. We'll turn it back up. We got. We're ghetto rigged up in here right now. Yeah, now it's quiet now. It's weird.

[Jimmy Watson]

And you would be stupid to come on a show messed up. I mean, because that's scary. You talk about anxiety. It's not easy to come on these shows. It's easier for me now. I don't get nervous or anything, but. But you don't want to. You don't go on shows like, I'm gonna hit. I'm gonna hit this crack crack, dog, and I'm gonna get on this show here, you know? You know what I mean? With all these cops and stuff. Come on, dog.

[Tyler]

You, you went from eight balls and Adderall to MC Ultras. Mick Ultra, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

I love that. Oh, am I? Look, if. I'll tell you, man, but you, I, I, I think Adderall is worse. Adderall for me was the absolute worst drug in the world. It was prescribed in incopius amounts in the SEAL teams. That's where I started doing it. I'll tell you what's bad, though. Alcohol. Everybody talks about drugs. Oh, no, I didn't do any drugs. No, no, no. It was just alcohol. Alcohol is the biggest, most poisonous crap. I don't mean like an ultra light beer. I'm talking like hard ass liquor in copious amounts. I'm not talking about. Yeah, you know what I mean?

[Tyler]

It changes who you are, dude. Yeah, I don't care who you are. Whatever. Whatever demons you got in, you are gonna come out when you. I mean, there are those people that are just fun loving and they can get faced and they're just like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And I. I wish I could be one of those people, but I'm just not.

[Jimmy Watson]

In vino veritas and wine. There's truth.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, you get drunk and the want and the truth is gonna come out.

[Tyler]

All right, any more super chats before we hit this last of the Instagram?

[Bradley]

We got Buff like Jesus with $10. Thursday nights are for the boys, even when you're still at work. So, Randy Macho Man Savage, if you could pull a singleton and airdrop me a couple. Couple Red Bull Red Bulls, that'd be awesome.

[Tyler]

He said pull a Shrek, take a single to mission, get him some Red Bulls.

[Jimmy Watson]

Is that. Oh, my God. Valhalla. Don't read. Valhalla's good. God, I read that like, five times.

[Bradley]

Do you not want me to read it? No, read it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Don't read it. Don't read it, man. Nate, it's nasty, dog. What's up, big Nate? Valhalla's up in this piece, homie.

[Tyler]

Nate's hat's still here, but he paid for it. Yeah, read it.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm gonna be going on Valhalla's live pretty soon.

[Bradley]

He said, I'm just here because Jimmy gets me bricked hard. Extra hard.

[Jimmy Watson]

I read that, like, five times. I was like, nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate. Thank you very much, Nate. It's great to see you, man. Keep doing your freaking work, man. I love that I me and they have secret little crushes on each other.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

We DM each other. I. I whisper sweet nothing. It's like pillow talk, you know? I like. Nate, what you doing, dude? I love you the most masculine way. Well, maybe not even masculine way.

[Bradley]

We got Aldo with $2. Don't seek validation from your broad or anyone.

[Tyler]

What do you think about that, Jimmy? Do you think it's okay to seek validation from your old lady? Like, yeah, you want to? I want to do good.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know, I told him, huh?

[Tyler]

I want to do good in my old lady's eyes, you know?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yes, but remember, the woman doesn't know how to validate you. She's not lying, though, either, okay?

[Tyler]

She.

[Jimmy Watson]

They've proven that women don't know how to validate you.

[Tyler]

Okay, that could be a dangerous game, getting it from women.

[Jimmy Watson]

Go. Go to it. Go. Go. I'm not. Y' all know when you first meet a girl? What. What happens when you really fall in love with a girl? What is she telling you? You're my giro. I'm saying giro because the. The H is like G in Russian. My girl called me hero. Yeah, Giro.

[Tyler]

Hero.

[Jimmy Watson]

When my girl called me a giro, I was like, dang. Or I love you. She's like, is that white dust in your nose? I'm like, forget about that cocaine girl. Don't worry about that. You know, no joke. That was our first date. She goes, is that cocaine in your nose?

[Tyler]

I go.

[Jimmy Watson]

I go, are you. It's like, Mary just. I'm like, Mary, like, Mary's question. You're on drugs? And I'm like, no, I'm not. I swear. And there's white stuff in my nose. It's so funny, bro. Plus, hey, also, like, you know, I talk a little nasally, and, you know, you might think it's like, cocaine is from being upside down in Davy Jones lockers for years. I have sinusitis. Hardcore. From the teams. I mean, just constantly spraying stuff up in your nose, and you're. Dude, you. They. They would. You can see the cavities in your face and your. You know, like, if you do an MRI when you have sinusitis, you just have the. Just these. These cat. Like, you have these spaces in your head all over it here. They're just filled up. Dude, it's hardcore. It's another. Another byproduct of. Of working hard.

[Tyler]

Make people pick on your nose, don't they? Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

I didn't know I had a problem with my nose. I love my nose. It's kind of small. Did you ever try to Randy Savage? I broke my nose. Yeah. What else happened? It just jacked up. You know, I've had every ex girlfriend always says, you know, I had no surgery or something. Like, you know, you just can't live with them. You can't live without them. You know what I'm saying?

[Tyler]

Claudia, bro, you see that super chat that just came in my life? What he said he paid 400, took the top song because we. We give the top songs at the end of the night to them.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah. I was wondering what that's about.

[Tyler]

Dude, he's making me sing Party all the Time by Eddie Murphy.

[Jimmy Watson]

Really?

[Tyler]

You. If somebody gives you. Somebody gives you 400, bro, you sing Party all the time, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'll do anything for four.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you. You. Are you a Jimmy in, like, anything?

[Bradley]

All right, now we got Dusty O with. I get. Auditors have the right. But some of them really push the limit. They would never talk to another man that way that wasn't an officer because they would get checked immediately. Be respectful.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, that. That's a. I love that, man. Thank you.

[Tyler]

It's a good point.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's exactly what I'm saying all the time. How about show some. Some respect, bro? You know what I mean?

[Tyler]

Would you have punched him if you were just. If it was just Jimmy Watson out there and he was like, yo, maybe you'll suck.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, 100. No. If you followed me like that around, I'm gonna check. I'm gonna. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wait and I'm gonna be the nicest guy in the world to you, and I'm just gonna wait and wait and wait. Just like we used to do in the teams. When people talk trash at the bar and then it's closing time, you wait a little more, and then you smash them when they're lighting their cigarette.

[Jeff]

Turn me up.

[Jimmy Watson]

He can't hear you, Big Jeff. What you got? Hey, Valhalla.

[Bradley]

It's seven, right?

[Jimmy Watson]

What you doing, man? I want to talk to you, dude. When are we going to talk, Doc? Let's talk on our live, homie.

[Jeff]

The other part, I think that gets lost in that is what we. What you just said is.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's.

[Jeff]

It's Two Deuce. That's a police officer, and I've been in crap situations before as a civilian, and look around, and that guy's coming to help you.

[Tyler]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff]

I think it gets, like. It's no different. Some of the guys, some of the people that trained me over the years, like, don't, you know, give. Give a lot of grace to nurses and paramedics and firemen because you never know when they're going to be the ones that come along to give you that breath. What that you need while you're on side.

[Tyler]

No one. No one gives firefighters any hate. You ever notice that?

[Jimmy Watson]

What?

[Tyler]

No one. No one hates on firefighters, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Nobody hates on fire, man. These guys, dude, they have the life. Hey, check it out. Valhalla said me and Jimmy are gonna be hitting crack on our show. I'm going immediately for the crack. Let's hit that crack, dog. Let's smoke that crack together, man, and talk trash.

[Tyler]

You kind of look like Nate when he wears his pit vipers. Actually, I think now.

[Jimmy Watson]

Are these nades?

[Tyler]

No, they're not nades.

[Jimmy Watson]

Me and Nate, dog, we just hated.

[Tyler]

All you guys got to wear pit vipers.

[Jimmy Watson]

Hey, anybody that's talking trash about Nate, you're a freaking nerd.

[Tyler]

Who's talking trash about Nate?

[Jimmy Watson]

I. I don't know.

[Bradley]

They've been going back and forth, so.

[Jimmy Watson]

I saw some people talking trash. Dude, if you're talking trash about it, you're. You're the nerd. Now nerds are not so bad, y'.

[Tyler]

All.

[Jimmy Watson]

Y' all make some money, y' all pull a chick, but it's because you're a nerd.

[Tyler]

Dude, you know who's kind of like the nicest, goofiest dude ever?

[Jimmy Watson]

Who?

[Tyler]

Nate, dude, he's so nice.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, he's cool. And he's just.

[Tyler]

He's a giant. Like.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, he's not.

[Tyler]

He's big, but he's like. Well, teddy bear there.

[Jimmy Watson]

And if things. And if things like rub you wrong, that Nate says, you have to ask yourself, why is that rubbing me wrong? And most of the time, you're going to go back to the drawing board. You're gonna be like, the reason why it's kind of pissing me off is because what Nate is saying is true. It's just true. And people can't handle the truth. People, most people, a lot of people, can't handle the truth. So if things that I say, Tyler says, Nate says it rubs you the wrong way. Ask yourself, why is it rubbing me the wrong way? Well, because me and Nate are rubbing you the wrong way. You know, on your legs, homie, but naked. Next question.

[Bradley]

We got Adam with Don't mix up escapism for awesome ism.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Bradley]

And then we got Old Man Zombie.

[Jimmy Watson]

That was funny.

[Bradley]

Maria is self sheltered and ignorant.

[Jimmy Watson]

Don't y' all leave Marie alone. Pick on me, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think they're defending you.

[Bradley]

And then you just read that one. You guys are gonna be doing crap next week.

[Jimmy Watson]

Who wants to smoke some crack with me and we'll talk about how I shot Osama bin Laden in the face?

[Bradley]

We got buff like Jesus again. Cocaine headaches are caused by how cocaine decreases serotonin and dopamine red reuptake in your brain. I know that. I knew that psychology degree would eventually be used.

[Tyler]

Holy. You didn't think you were gonna get that Answer tonight. Did you?

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, I was. That's what I was trying to explain. There's something that happens and you just feel so down. It's so horrible.

[Tyler]

Jimmy was gonna say it. He was just.

[Jeff]

Serotonin. Serotonin.

[Jimmy Watson]

I haven't done. I haven't done cocaine in a long time. In a minute.

[Bradley]

And then one for you to sing is the last.

[Tyler]

You're gonna sing it with me at the end of the night.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, I don't think.

[Jeff]

I mean, I think that should be like a 50 bonus to get Eddie.

[Tyler]

Murphy's party all the time.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm not singing nothing tonight.

[Tyler]

Why not?

[Jimmy Watson]

I just don't feel like it.

[Tyler]

I just don't. You ain't gonna hate Jimmy?

[Jimmy Watson]

No. Hell no. Sometimes I some. Sometimes I'll do some crazy stuff, but it's. Maybe it's bipolar or something, because sometimes.

[Tyler]

Friends hanging with me. Huh? Brent sang it with me.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I. They made me do this.

[Jimmy Watson]

What do you want me to sing.

[Tyler]

Eddie Murphy's Party all the time I'm gonna sing it. I don't want to party all the time.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, I want to say. I want to say I'm young, black and rich.

[Tyler]

Okay, we'll do both.

[Bradley]

Also, aldo just sent one for $2 asking for one crack.

[Tyler]

For one crack.

[Jeff]

They still have cracked. This crack still. Did y' all deal with that? Tyler just crack? This crack still have the presence like it used to?

[Jimmy Watson]

No.

[Tyler]

Where I worked, it was all opioids. Yeah. So, yeah, it was all fentanyl. I mean, that was crack, but it was mainly opioids.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Yeah. That's a lot of folks I talked to. Just cracks almost non existent now.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, it just burns up so fast. The high is like what, five minutes?

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, 20 bucks. Five minutes.

[Jimmy Watson]

I was making it in Medellin, Colombia, off the coke I was getting. I was making crack, but I wasn't making it right. It was kind of still crumbling. And I would smoke it and. And it would be like, you know, this. This kind of. Kind of. Kind of an amazing feeling for a couple minutes, but it was just pissing me off because it would just go away. And I could see why. P. I don't know why people do it, because it just seemed like a lot of work, a lot of pain in the ass just for a little bit of high.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I think we got like one or two more videos. We'll wrap up super chats, man. And then that's all sweet.

[Jimmy Watson]

Let's do these.

[Tyler]

I think there's at least one more, if not two. Right there. What's this? And I don't even know what it is.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, no.

[Tyler]

Oh, this is FHP again. Look at this.

[Bradley]

Hold on, hold on. Let me put it.

[Tyler]

Oh, what happened?

[Bradley]

I have to put it up. Oh, so everyone else can see.

[Tyler]

He spear tackles him off the bike, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's.

[Tyler]

It's a gnarly, like.

[Bradley]

Are you ready?

[Jimmy Watson]

There's. Sometimes cops do things that I think that's got to be illegal, but then it's. It's fine.

[Tyler]

All he did is take him off the. The bike, dude. That's it. They did the same thing as ripping them off the bike, so this guy probably ran. All right, we'll play.

[Jeff]

No flag on the plan, baby. No flag on the play.

[Jimmy Watson]

Look at that dude deliver to you. Listen, then your boy catches you getting speared by the police. Now, is there ever been a partner, A swim buddy? I call him that. You just are like, dude, I don't want to. I don't want to be here with this dude or this girl. Because you see sometimes these police officers cower out. And it's not. I know it's not the majority of you guys and gals, but you know, you see a lot of videos where. And you know, you know, sometimes you just ain't. Ain't supposed to be in that job. Right, but why are they in that job? Validation. Right? Or the title. Maybe they like the. Have you ever seen somebody act real tough and then when it really comes down to it, they. They were like. And you were like, dude, well, that.

[Tyler]

Badge makes people very tough. So you get. You get some young college kid, 22 years old, out of, you know, white boy town, and you put him in the hood and, you know, they'll respect the badge. They really will. A lot of them. Are they gonna touch you because they know this prison time, Right?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And so, but so the young 22 year old kid out of white boy college, now he starts seeing that, and now he's walking around with a puffed out chest, but I mean, he's. He ain't getting tagged because he's got a badge. And that's a fact. That's been a fact since police work started. You know, you have a badge, so therefore you should. It takes maturity and time to know not to be flexing when you have that badge on.

[Jeff]

You know, proximity to backup is a big deal too.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Working. Working in a rural area where you may have 40 minutes for help.

[Tyler]

Yeah, your boys are 40 minutes way.

[Jeff]

You're one of the most liked people in the world.

[Tyler]

But talk your way out of anything.

[Jeff]

Talk your way out of anything. But then you get over to the city guys and just a little more cocky. Not necessarily cocky, bad word. Just they were a little more aggressive and how they could do things because backup was two minutes away.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

If you're a cop in a city, Jimmy. If you're a cop in a city, right. Your boys are within blocks of each other. You guys are all patrolling, you know, so when you get into something, they're two minutes away. Dude, where you. If you're a cop in a rural country, lights and sirens doing Mach 10. It might take me 38 minutes to get to you. So it's kind of like you can't be a dumbass cops.

[Jimmy Watson]

Right, right.

[Tyler]

Right out there by yourself.

[Jeff]

And the other thing you run into.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff]

The other thing you run into as well. It's like you. I had my home county. Like I that's. I always tell people like be careful how you police in your home county because you're, you're ultimately your kids will go to school with your, you know, with people that you're policing. So there's a lot of, there's a respect transfer there as well. So there's. And it's also negatives and positives of you know, being in that kind of environment. But like you get into hot calls in some of your rural areas is you only got, you only got enough guns between you and the other officer that may be close by the back. Yep. She may be waiting for some in. But you know, you, it's one of those things man, you learn to really you, you learn how to navigate high risk situations with your by yourself or with one backup officer because that's all you had at the time. Depending on the situation. But if it's someone's like I had a call one time to where it was like he is shooting her in. Like he is going to shoot her. And you know, your whole thing's weight on backup to get there. And I kind of rolled in by myself and my backup was not that far behind me but I was still the only guy there for a long time. So a lot we had talked about that after the fact like hey Jeff, should you have waited? Should you not have? But you know, you had that the urgency if someone was life was at risk. So you make that call as you're on the fly going and then you. I'm fortunate I get to sit here and talk to you.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jimmy Watson]

Sorry. Right.

[Jeff]

Different, different kind of a scenarios play out in whether you're in rural or city or. Or what have you. Like, I have some trooper friends out west. They're the only. They may be in the only person for two counties, three counties.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh my God.

[Jeff]

Patrolling. So yeah, you learn how to talk.

[Jimmy Watson]

To people and that's where life for your life.

[Jeff]

Well, I think it's worth talking about Tyler earlier is transfer and out of that is. I didn't understand it first of how my skills applied. Like you learn communication. Well, that's hostage negotiation or that's, you know, you learn risk mitigation. That's doing your tactical preplanning. All those little things that you learn as a police officer is how you can transfer those into business and how you can transfer into making your own money type thing. So I think it's where it's nice now is because we've created a lot of noise about as a police officer officer, a firefighter, public safety, Navy, whoever. Operators are exiting out. There's plenty of resources for them to understand how to take those skills and transfer them over. I didn't understand that back when I exited out.

[Tyler]

Wow. We got one more Instagram.

[Bradley]

Yeah, that's the last one that.

[Jimmy Watson]

What's up with. Maria's just hating on everybody. What's up? Is she. I. I don't understand, man.

[Bradley]

Just throwing shade, man.

[Jimmy Watson]

She's showing some.

[Tyler]

Man, Maybe she's on drugs.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, it's. Yeah, I think it's Maria. Somebody else that says they're Maria, if you know what I mean. Like an older gentleman that was in for a while trick who made a 2500 meter shot. He was in the British SES. They used the metric system, you know, I mean.

[Bradley]

Anyways, yeah, that's. That's the most recent video that was sent.

[Tyler]

Okay, so that was it.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Dude, let's wrap up these fucking super chats. Give. Are we done with this?

[Bradley]

We got like a handful more.

[Tyler]

Yeah, let's do them and then we'll. We'll start rocking the music, dude.

[Bradley]

We got Joe Saunders with $5 joke request for the night Van Halen's Unchained or the BG staying Alive. Then we got Claudia with what a cat Catch jump. Respect, Respect. Buff like Jesus Maria Lopez, you really put the bureaucrat and bureaucratic Fletcher just flicking your bean. Hate watching a podcast.

[Tyler]

Wait, what was that?

[Jimmy Watson]

Golly, I missed it.

[Tyler]

I know you don't want to say it again.

[Jimmy Watson]

Some of these are brutal.

[Tyler]

Can you say it again?

[Bradley]

Maria Lopez, you really put the bureaucrat in bureaucratic Fletcher. Just flicking your bean hating hate watching a Podcast.

[Jimmy Watson]

And thanks a lot, Maria. You made me want to go do drugs now.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Jimmy's gonna go do drugs in the rec room.

[Bradley]

And then Aldo said, this Maria lady is one of the dudes on your guys's list. Undercover deep cover operatives.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Jimmy Watson]

So.

[Tyler]

Oh, Maria is a dude. Oh, no, she. I don't know. Einhorn is Finkel. Finkel was Einhorn. I think Maria is a chick, just by the way she's commenting because she thinks her digs hurt. Like, a dude would be like, dude, Jimmy looks like he probably hasn't showed. And you'd be like, dude, I don't got a show dog.

[Jimmy Watson]

If you talk trash about, you can sit down.

[Tyler]

What are you doing?

[Jimmy Watson]

I had to do something.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Jimmy Watson]

If you. If you talk. Hold on. If you talk trash about.

[Tyler]

He's over there doing the podcast in the doorway.

[Jimmy Watson]

If you talk trash about me, you're a freaking nerd. And you're always gonna be a nerd. So you can call me all you want, but you're watching me. And you're always gonna be not cool, dude. But you can decide to be cool right now just by liking me. Think about that. It's easy. Why does this thing. Why does it have to be so hard? Why can't you just be cool?

[Bradley]

Yeah. She just said. She just said, Jimmy's crashing out back on meth.

[Tyler]

No, I'm not Maria, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

I won't be on the 5 o' clock news night. Jimmy caught doing meth.

[Tyler]

Maria made me do it.

[Jimmy Watson]

I was like, maria.

[Bradley]

We just got another super chat from Dustio.

[Jimmy Watson]

This is fun. You're right. This is fun.

[Bradley]

Maria is really a mark. So there's that. Jimmy, when is you and Taylor's next podcast coming out?

[Jimmy Watson]

Hey, we just did. We. We just did an interview with Platinum Mike Perry. Yeah, bare knuckle, dude. That guy is mean looking. When he walked in the studio, he was like. He, like, backed up and, like, was like, yo, y' all are big dudes.

[Tyler]

He probably thought he was getting jumped, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, he thought it was a setup. He set in his car for a long time and just stared at me like a weirdo. And, dude, that guy is freaking cool, man. He was really cool. Super legit guy. I mean, is as cool as he gets with a K, and that's pretty dang cool. All right, Maria, you can join the cool kids. It's not too late, all right.

[Tyler]

Oh, Maria is a John McPhee fan.

[Jimmy Watson]

Maybe Maria is a dude.

[Tyler]

She said, Nate can't even lace John's boots. You are a dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

You got Nate on that one. That was a good one.

[Bradley]

This. This trans. Trans Tim Kennedy guy has been.

[Jimmy Watson]

He's funny.

[Bradley]

He's on a good one. He's in. Nate once ran a marathon because it was on the way.

[Jimmy Watson]

He's funny. I seen a bunch of his comments.

[Tyler]

All right, all right, I'm gonna play this. You ready? I don't think you're ready for this.

[Jimmy Watson]

Go ahead.

[Tyler]

I gotta play the ad first. I'm too cheap. I don't pay for YouTube Premium.

[Jimmy Watson]

You know what's scary is if Maria's a bot and like, we're interacting with a bot the whole time, it's just, like, so disappointing, man.

[Tyler]

All right, you ever heard this song?

[Bradley]

There's no way it's a bot. There's no way a bot can, like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, really? You don't believe in AI now?

[Bradley]

See, but I don't think.

[Jimmy Watson]

Have you seen what Chat GPT can do, dog?

[Bradley]

I feel like that's a bit, like, advanced. Like, oh, you know, about what we're talking about right now?

[Tyler]

I don't know that they're AI smarter than we are.

[Jimmy Watson]

You saw the movie Terminator? Did you direct feed that in?

[Jeff]

You know, you could direct direct feed that in, and then it's. It's getting responded to. That's. That's doable.

[Tyler]

Hey, do you think you could go to YouTube, Bradley, and find me a karaoke version of Party all the Time where I could read the lyrics?

[Jimmy Watson]

Does anybody think I should get on trend? I just want to know. Just asking for a friend. I just, you know, no big deal. Anyways, Maria is really a mark, so there's that. Jimmy, when is you into this? To answer your. Your question, our.

[Tyler]

September 16th.

[Jimmy Watson]

September 16th. We just did Jake Brutal bossed week. We did Mike Platinum Perry, man, like.

[Bradley]

Put it up on here.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. I'll tell you what.

[Tyler]

This.

[Jimmy Watson]

This for this eight episodes that we got coming out. This new eight episodes. I. I honestly think it's probably 10 times better than the first. I just felt it this time. I. I didn't feel it as much as last time, but I felt the power. And no, it wasn't meth Mary. Thank you.

[Tyler]

Felt the crack in his veins.

[Jimmy Watson]

Felt the crack.

[Tyler]

All right, you guys ready?

[Bradley]

You ready?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy is a bot.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

What if I was a bot? That's terrifying.

[Tyler]

All right, I got lyrics this time.

[Jimmy Watson]

Trt.

[Tyler]

Why don't you wanna hurt me? Can you put it on me? But still hear the YouTube? Oh, wait, then I can't say all.

[Jimmy Watson]

The things I've done for you.

[Tyler]

Buy you champagne and roses and put that down on the finger.

[Jimmy Watson]

So hang out all night. What about your girl partying while you're at home? My girl wants to party all the time Party all the time Maria. Parties all the time.

[Bradley]

Parties all the time.

[Tyler]

Can leave it up now we don't have to say now we can read some comments, bro.

[Jimmy Watson]

Tyler, get up there and start taking your clothes off.

[Tyler]

That's one Michelob Ultra for Jimmy, bro. We got shirts on. Why the we got shirts on?

[Bradley]

See, I'm. I'm agreeing with Aldo. He said this is a little. Is all a little personal to be a bot.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm telling she's a bot.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Bradley]

We got one from Joe Saunders. Jimmy is channeling. Channeling Randy Savage. Awesome.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

All right.

[Tyler]

So this is the part of the night where we just let it go. We just start reading comments. Like all of them.

[Jimmy Watson]

I'm good at that. You want me to start reading my loud.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you can just read comments.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay. Sometimes they talk to themselves. So you can ignore those ones. But this is.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

Why you seem so high pitch. No. Lol, man. We really need to see Tyler's face. What they couldn't see, they couldn't see me. You got.

[Jeff]

You're going to show me.

[Jimmy Watson]

As it says, quit your day jobs. I just read the one. Wow. You just covered up the comments. Amazing. Thank you. This is a horrible song. Dude.

[Tyler]

This is one of my favorite songs.

[Jimmy Watson]

Are you kidding me? What? Oh.

[Tyler]

I've been.

[Jeff]

I've been watching Tyler play on stage.

[Jimmy Watson]

Since he was about 15. Yeah, 15 years old, man.

[Tyler]

I'm a performer.

[Jimmy Watson]

He's a performer. He's a rock star.

[Tyler]

Being a band, bro.

[Jeff]

Used to. He had his own band.

[Tyler]

I'm on YouTube.

[Jimmy Watson]

Just nobody knows it. Maria has a great point right here. This is the. This is the one I agree agree with. Out of all the comments she's made. Jimmy wants to party all the time. Party all the time. Where's the meth?

[Tyler]

He's shopping line.

[Jimmy Watson]

You show some shopping line.

[Tyler]

All right. What do the other comments say?

[Jimmy Watson]

Snap into a slim gym trt. No trend. I'm asking for a friend. Jimmy lives vicariously through himself. This is true.

[Tyler]

I.

[Jimmy Watson]

You have never seen a guy laugh so much in his own stuff. I'll go through my reels and my. My stories all the time and I'll just watch them over and over and laugh and laugh and laugh.

[Tyler]

All right. You can turn the YouTube off.

[Jimmy Watson]

Awesome. Guys. Watch some of Jimmy's IG. Thank you so much, man. Please, Lord, take my hearing.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy Watson]

Tyler is giving Brent Brent a competition for karaoke. What y' all think?

[Tyler]

Karaoke, dude, for sure.

[Jimmy Watson]

What do y' all think about Sean Ryan talking about monetizing Christ, the playing a. A sports betting. I wish I understood that more. This reminds me of the hundreds of solo missions I went on.

[Tyler]

This is one of the requests, man. They paid 200 bucks here this time.

[Jimmy Watson]

I was like, I was like, snap, Snap.

[Tyler]

Mega holy war map.

[Jimmy Watson]

Snap, Osama, snap.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we can't play all six minutes and 37 seconds. Or should we? Because they paid 200 bucks for it. Yeah, yeah, we'll read some comments.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, read some comments. Okay.

[Bradley]

In Christ sports betting, Human Performance is.

[Jimmy Watson]

A bot run the trend. All right, trt, we got growth for you. Yeah, that's true. Hey, Human performance. Trt, guys, you know, I mean, this goes for Mary too. If you're a dude, get up on that trt, you know what I'm saying? Might be the issue.

[Jeff]

Maybe low, maybe low.

[Tyler]

He's probably got low teeth because her name's Mark.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, you cool? You cool, dude. What's your channel, man? Go to Mighty Warrior 283. Because you're a mighty warrior, son. Mighty Warrior 2.

[Tyler]

Jailhouse workout, baby.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, do my superhuman 30, man. I'm telling you right now. Hey, DM me. Hit me up. Superhuman.

[Tyler]

I can't read the comments. I don't have my glasses, okay?

[Jimmy Watson]

Shrek is full of.

[Bradley]

Make him bigger.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, has anyone ever told you. Wow, how can I read this if. Jimmy, has anyone ever told you you look like Ronnie from Jersey Shores?

[Tyler]

I want to see it.

[Jeff]

Jimmy rocking like a pig in the water.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, the Lord is using you for so much good, it is unbelievable. Keep being the lighthouse, Jimmy. Praying for y', all, man. Much love, man. Thank you.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man, that's good.

[Jimmy Watson]

I appreciate that, man. For real. Jimmy rocking the pig in the water.

[Tyler]

Don't know what that means.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's the 60 of the watches.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy Watson]

Man, what a beautiful. I just miss that so much, man. I miss just smoking that pig. What's up, bros? Maria, we got you too. Jimmy rocking the pig in the water. We said that.

[Tyler]

Hahaha. All right.

[Jimmy Watson]

Human performance. You're a dog. What's up? TRT is awesome and is right is.

[Tyler]

Human performance in the chat.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, what's up?

[Jimmy Watson]

What's up, Don? Jimmy's left handed and right handed. Jimmy is left handed and right handed.

[Tyler]

Hey guys, Human Performance is trying to build their YouTube channel. If you guys can just Go to human performance. Whatever. I can't. I don't have my glasses on.

[Bradley]

It's just human form. Trt.

[Tyler]

Yeah, go to that and follow it. Because they're. They're trying to build their channel.

[Jimmy Watson]

Honestly, a high dose of trt and I would say. Yes, Anavar.

[Tyler]

Anavar for sure, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Anavar just hardens you up. And it gets rid of a lot of the water.

[Tyler]

Well, here's what I heard, too. Anavar is a good thing to take when you're not. When you're cutting to maintain muscle. So you're not. You're not eating a lot, but it'll still maintain your muscle.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's what harden you.

[Tyler]

Yeah, It'll get you hard, too. Too.

[Jimmy Watson]

Get your hard, dog.

[Tyler]

Like crack.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like crack, yeah.

[Tyler]

You gotta have Anavar. Testosterone and crack.

[Jimmy Watson]

Trt. Thanks, man. Mosquitoes refuse to bite Jimmy out of respect. Honestly, bro, that is not a lie. That is not. People always complain about mosquito bites. My girl like all these. I'm like, bro, bro, mosquitoes smell this, huh? And they're terrified of me. So you know what I mean?

[Bradley]

Jimmy me. They're asking how you wipe.

[Jimmy Watson]

Okay.

[Tyler]

He's like, kid jung oom.

[Jimmy Watson]

He doesn't. I really don't. I have one of those squirt those. But those things. Because my girl is, like, European. She's like. She's from Moscow, Russia. They don't wipe. They. They. They do the spray. And so I've hooked those up to all my toilets in my house. A boudet. A boudet. And I'll blast that on my squeeze, homie.

[Tyler]

Wait. But you don't like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Then I'll call Valhalla over, you know.

[Tyler]

No, you don't wipe the water from your bowl.

[Jimmy Watson]

Edit that out. Edit that out.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we're live. Edit that out.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jesus. No, I did not say I'll bite Bahala over after we're using the bidet. Unfreaking. I hope Bahala didn't hear that.

[Tyler]

Do what you do. You have to wipe the water from your butt when you use a b.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, what you do is, like, you get a little soap and you squeeze and squeeze. Soap and squeeze. And, man, you clean as a whistle.

[Tyler]

Do you wipe soap on your butthole?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yes.

[Tyler]

I don't know. I've never used a bidet before.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yes, I do. Okay. I mean, yeah, I think so. Jimmy, they're stand or sit to wipe, bro. Hey, he doesn't know. If you don't. If you. If you still stand up to piss, you're not a man. No, you're just lying to everybody, I bet. I guarantee you Shrek would say that. He stands up to piss. No man, does. You sit down to piss, man. What are you crazy? No, I'm not with you.

[Tyler]

You're with me.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, I'm not. I sit down to piss.

[Tyler]

No, you don't.

[Jimmy Watson]

Not in your bathroom.

[Tyler]

Well, I don't care if you do. But I'm saying you don't.

[Jimmy Watson]

Like, I literally sit down and piss. Why would I waste my time? My legs are like, big. I'm like, tired.

[Tyler]

Why would you sit. Why would you stand to piss here but sit and piss everywhere else?

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, it's my, my. My bathroom is clean.

[Tyler]

The public bat so public places, I think.

[Jimmy Watson]

I don't sit down to piss.

[Tyler]

But you piss at your own. Oh, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, cuz I got. I got. I got work to do. I'm always on Instagram if I'm talking to you in my DMs, I'm probably ping sitting down. Feel me, though?

[Tyler]

Oh, no.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's the most masking thing you can do. Okay, wait, you. You stand up to pe? We. We.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we have these debates a lot. Do you wipe front to back or back to front? Oh, when you did back in the bandaise.

[Jimmy Watson]

When I do wipe, it's. It's front to back, of course.

[Bradley]

Well, do you. Do you sit or stand while you wait?

[Jimmy Watson]

Huh?

[Bradley]

Do you sit or stand while you wipe?

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, I got big ass legs, so I have to. I. So I. If I. I'm sitting right, and I go. And then I have to stand up and then. And then, like, do this weird maneuver.

[Tyler]

Can you do it for us? Take off your hat. Take off your headset. Brett says he stands the way.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I stand away.

[Tyler]

You do?

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, yeah. I stand a wife. I have to. What? What do you want me. Like, I'm. I'm a freaking huge monkey. I may not look big here, maybe angles or whatever, but if you saw me in public, you'd be like, yeah, he's definitely stands away.

[Tyler]

He stands the way. But he sits to pee.

[Jimmy Watson]

But I sit to Pete sometimes he gets flushed down the toilet, homie.

[Jeff]

If we're ever on a cruise ship. If we're ever on a cruise ship together, this just may come up some. Make sure you commit it to memory.

[Tyler]

All right?

[Jeff]

We'd hate to lose a trivia on Jimmy. Standing up or sitting down.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, Jen says most guys do peace sitting down. So they back to the door, Jim.

[Tyler]

No, they don't.

[Jimmy Watson]

Let's form.

[Tyler]

Stop trying to make it like a Warrior thing to sit and pee.

[Jimmy Watson]

It's a. Ur. Jimmy sits on the urinals. Maria says it's true.

[Tyler]

All right, last song.

[Bradley]

Busted. Knuckle said just to poop standing up. Be a man.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Poop standing up.

[Jimmy Watson]

I. I agree with most of the things that Maria says. She's like, he just wants to party and do meth. It's like, yeah, because I got a family now.

[Tyler]

When I do meth, I poop standing up. It's a thing, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

Well, if I'm on meth, I don't. I don't. Yeah, it's different. No, if I'm on meth, I stand on the toilet. Both feet on one side of the toilet anyways. Like a haji Brent is punching the air. Did I watch?

[Tyler]

No, Brent does. We. We talk about, like, me and. Me and Brent agree. You should be standing to pee.

[Jimmy Watson]

What?

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Jimmy Watson]

You guys are in.

[Tyler]

There's actually no excuse that we've actually ran through. There's really no excuse except a broken leg to sit pee. There's no excuse.

[Jimmy Watson]

No. You guys are in denial. You're in denial, bro. I used to.

[Tyler]

When I used to drink.

[Jimmy Watson]

I know. You sit down.

[Tyler]

I'm hung over. Peas are better at sitting down. Hunger over peas.

[Jimmy Watson]

Wait, so you actually. Okay, no. There's times where I'm in a rush. I don't sit down.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, there's. It makes sense to stand up and pee, but especially if you're in a place that's not clean, you don't want to get it on you. So, like.

[Jimmy Watson]

Oh, no, you're right. You're right. Yeah.

[Jeff]

But for the record, I've never sat down to pee.

[Tyler]

Oh, I heard, though, with age. With age. Not saying you're old by any means.

[Jimmy Watson]

Maybe.

[Tyler]

But there's been some older gentlemen on here. They're like, oh, I sent to PE D. I can't do.

[Jeff]

I can see that.

[Jimmy Watson]

It just seems. Just tiring.

[Tyler]

Oh, bro, you're old, dude.

[Jimmy Watson]

44 mag.

[Tyler]

Oh, bro. Yeah, that's why he said to PE.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, that's why I said, of course. That's why I need an. Excuse me, I'm Maria talking out of you. Tyler's Maria. This whole time, I'm like, dude, you're an bro. That's. That's a really messed up stuff.

[Tyler]

Full blown. All right. We got.

[Jimmy Watson]

Instead of teaching his son baseball, Jimmy will teach his son how to make crack. Maria says, funny, dude. I like that one. That was good.

[Tyler]

You know what?

[Jimmy Watson]

I bet you Maria goes and follows you, so. Guarantee she's already following me.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

The other day, everybody is.

[Tyler]

She sees Jimmy's a good sport.

[Jeff]

My son's in chemistry now. And back at Test Force, we.

[Jimmy Watson]

We actually.

[Jeff]

We did meth lab training.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff]

And part of the training was you went.

[Jimmy Watson]

Made.

[Jeff]

We went to this laboratory and made meth. So he was in chemistry. When he was telling me about his chemistry class, I'm like, let me show you how to cook up a little method in your classroom. And he looks at me like, are you kidding?

[Jimmy Watson]

What are you talking about?

[Jeff]

Like, so, Maria, sometimes. Sometimes we just show because it's just part of training.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We make it.

[Jimmy Watson]

We.

[Tyler]

When me and Jimmy make crack, we're just doing it to train people.

[Jeff]

It's training.

[Jimmy Watson]

Exactly. And of course.

[Tyler]

And then we sell it to Nate for training.

[Jimmy Watson]

And you have to test it always. So I'm there. Quality control expert.

[Jeff]

When the baby jars rattling, we know we're right.

[Jimmy Watson]

Shut up, Jen. Somebody said. That's what somebody said.

[Bradley]

This guy said. Mary Maria Waffle stomps her down the shower drain.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. People are savage.

[Jimmy Watson]

How do you even come up with that? Where does that come from? Golly, I love hearing Bradley read it because he could read the most dire thing in the world or the most.

[Tyler]

Chill thing, and it's all the same tone. Maria Waffle stomps her down the drain.

[Jimmy Watson]

Sit to pee because my wife won't clean the bathroom. It's funny.

[Tyler]

I wonder if wives make dudes sit to pee because they don't want to pee the. Clean the pee off the toilet.

[Jimmy Watson]

Maybe that's where that comes from.

[Tyler]

That's why. That's why men are sitting to pee nowadays because they just don't want to hear it.

[Jimmy Watson]

By the way, this. This is this song.

[Tyler]

Cemetery Gates.

[Jimmy Watson]

I saw the Pantera when they did Great Southern Trink Hill in Lubbock, Texas. Whoa, bro.

[Tyler]

Like in the 90s.

[Jimmy Watson]

97 concert, bro. 1 of my first. It was my first concert. Whoa. It was epic, bro. It was right when they were just like, just.

[Tyler]

That's their best album. Great Southern Trunk Hill, man. That's their best album.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah. Third pass.

[Tyler]

Pantera. Are you guys reading it? We only have. We have one minute left. You mean. You guys got to put in some good comments. I can't see. See him.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy just likes coke for the smell. Stop judging. Thank you for some sanity.

[Jeff]

Tyler, the best cur.

[Jimmy Watson]

Everybody's always saying, I'm on coke. I'm like, dude, Maria, I might as well be on coke if everybody's gonna say I am.

[Bradley]

Maria said you're now like Shrek claiming to be at a Pantera show.

[Jimmy Watson]

Maria, that was, that wasn't funny, actually. That was stupid. Stupid.

[Tyler]

That is not.

[Jimmy Watson]

That was really dumb. He was definitely funny. You were funny. And that, that was just like. Is that.

[Tyler]

Go back to the drawing board. Wow.

[Jimmy Watson]

What a waste of time.

[Jeff]

Anton said I set the pee when I got a boner.

[Tyler]

Whoa, dude. How do you.

[Jimmy Watson]

Jimmy, what's your edc?

[Tyler]

Trying to do the math on that.

[Jimmy Watson]

What's your edc? Firearm and blade. I don't carry a blade, but I, but I definitely carry a, a compact Kimber 45 brother ultra compact. You know, the actual kimbers that were when they were making them in America. It's smooth. It's a 45. I mean, yeah, I really believe in high capacity mags and stuff. Of course it's not, it's like eight, but it'll get the job done. You know.

[Tyler]

How much you, how much we are done. You want to keep reading comments? You want to hang out with them?

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah, we can read comments. Dude, do it. Dude driving a forklift. Forklift need matching powder. Hook me up because I built my house. Maria is deplorable. Don't do anything I would. Craig's mom died that way. Maria made the comment with a foot full of ultra carry too. Thanks, Jimmy. Thank you so much. Nah, macho man. Effing, effing. FTX 45. What's up, dog? What's up, homie? Nah, Maria cooking Far Beyond Driven was the best. I I. Oh no.

[Tyler]

It was the one right before Great Southern Trunk Hill. But great Southern trend kill was when they got that Southern.

[Jimmy Watson]

Some of those are just like cemetery gates.

[Tyler]

And all that was on Cowboys from Hell.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dang. You know Pantera. Well, Maria, I'm not going to read that one. And I can't just. I mean, it's ridiculous. Officer size 3.5 and slide in a command size frame. Perfect. I love you guys. Man, y' all are cool. Tyler, have you ever been to any of the Korean karaoke bars in Fayetteville?

[Tyler]

It's funny. I've been to one, I think. And then for some reason I remember it being in Korean karaoke.

[Jimmy Watson]

But man, look, this has been fun.

[Tyler]

I think somebody had like their birthday dinner there or something.

[Jeff]

There's your good, Tyler. Do you feel more American now that you're not a cop? Try all the things you couldn't do before. Talk to some citizens and see what it's like.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, I served my country as a paratrooper in the 82nd Airborne before I was a cop. So I know what it's like to be an American. But. And I, it was never lost on me, the Constitution. And sometimes when you're on the street for too long, you start getting really conflicted as a constitutionalist because as a young go getter cop, you do have to fish, right? I'm fishing. I'm. I'm. Every nine out of ten people I stop, I'm not taking them to jail. I'm not doing anything. But that 10th person's got the dope, they're going to jail, Right?

[Jimmy Watson]

But do you have discretion to take somebody? Like, if they have dope, can you let them, let them go? Can you just kind of be like, yeah, you can. Really?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy Watson]

So you're not required by law.

[Tyler]

No, but you, but you'll be late. You'll be a lazy cop. Like young cops, when you go out there get dope, right? You're not really doing anything. Getting a crack rock off the street. We all know this, all the cops and the thing. But you're showing that you're a worker, right? You're out there trying to get dope, right? Because when you do street level dope, you know, if you want to get into the big dope units that take real. They look at that loads off the street, they, they look at what you were doing when you were on the road, you know, when you were on the road. So it's important to do and show that you're a go getter.

[Jimmy Watson]

Have you ever seen or witnessed in, or can you say cops that, that took money or, you know, like cash and drugs and stuff?

[Tyler]

I've never met a dirty cop once in my life.

[Jeff]

That was a case I was telling you about the other day.

[Jimmy Watson]

What is that a joke or what?

[Tyler]

No, I've never met a dirty cop. Yeah, I've never met. That should, that should show you how few and far between dirty cops are.

[Jimmy Watson]

That's incredible.

[Jeff]

Yeah, remember we were talking about that the other day? That was, you know, I was on the outskirts of a case that involved all that. So, yeah, I've seen it. But few and far between of all my time, it wasn't like it was, oh, this weekend we're gonna run into that. It was a concentrated area and then. But very rare that you would see that. But I did see it. And then the war summons or arrest, you know, I remember me, I was telling you about going to grand jury and that those were some things. Have you ever cut anybody a break well, yeah. Well, shouldn't you? But the law gives you the authority to warn someone's arrest. So in doort you cut breaks or whatever just to help further your case. And they, there was a little bit of time with me to where that was. They wanted to try to use that against me because I let someone go, right?

[Tyler]

Maria's attacking me in the comments.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, Maria.

[Tyler]

Maria said I was a dirty cop.

[Jimmy Watson]

Tyler is a dirty cop. Tyler, do you watch any cop shows?

[Tyler]

I love watching Cops. I think every American loves watching Cops. Every American.

[Jimmy Watson]

Maria says the only way pd you didn't meet a dirty cop is you are one of the dirty.

[Tyler]

Oh, I was the dirty cop. That's why Maria, you solved it. Add that, add another IA onto the list, baby.

[Jimmy Watson]

Dude, we gotta have Marie every time, man. She keeps the the live going. I know several dirty cops. Well, I mean, there's some bad apples everywhere, you know what I mean? Cops is America. Anton One piece sucks. Just kidding. Get back out of the corner. Maria.

[Tyler]

Someone says, tyler, do you swim with manatees? Is that a fat joke? Because that's not cool if it is.

[Jimmy Watson]

I saw a manatee the other day. That was crazy.

[Tyler]

Well, it's, it's Florida. There's manatees everywhere.

[Jimmy Watson]

Tyler, you stop a car full of 16 year old kids with a couple grams of weed, no priors. Are you ticketing them or scaring them straight? That's a great question.

[Tyler]

If I stop a car with 16 year old kids, I'm not doing anything because they're 16 year old kids. You know, aside from firearms and aside from what zone I'm working and aside from where they're coming from, if, and it really does, I can say it now. It depends on what type of kids we're talking about. We talking about 60, 16 year old kids from the hood? Are we talking about 16 year old kids from the local high school? That's a huge. That's a different story. And I'll say it now. You know, 16 year old kids coming out of the high school parking lot, that's different than 16 year old kids that haven't been to school.

[Jimmy Watson]

You could be white in front of.

[Tyler]

The hood, dude, it ain't race.

[Jimmy Watson]

No, no, I don't. Trust me, trust me. It's. It's sad that people will label that, but they just don't understand. It's not racism. It's just, it's just a facts. But no, I'm not talking about black and white. It can be anybody.

[Tyler]

Tyler just turned his body cam off.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Tyler]

Tortilla. Why are you calling me Tortilla? Tyler, have you ever seen the crazy cat lady during your PD time? Yes. There's a lot of them.

[Jimmy Watson]

So.

[Tyler]

Them and us.

[Jimmy Watson]

Almost bad people are every everywhere. It's not exclusive. Number one group, it's sprinkled about. That is the truth. And a lot of the bad people are the good people on the outside. That is the truth, man.

[Tyler]

All right, guys, we gotta end it. It's 11 o'. Clock. Really appreciate you stopping by the anti hero squad cast. Thursday night is for the boys. Jimmy Watson, the USS Watson. And we'll see you next Thursday, guys. Thank you so much.

[Jimmy Watson]

Yeah, I really appreciate you guys. It's been an honor, man. Thank you.