The Night Shift (01/01/2025): The 99%

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast: The Night Shift (The 99%)

Date: January 2, 2026
Hosts: Mike Dilks, Tyler, Jimmy, Lewis, Matt
Episode Theme: Brotherhood, Banter, and Behind-the-Scenes on Veteran/First Responder Life

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Episode Overview

This raucous, freewheeling episode of "The Night Shift" brings together the core crew (and a few friends) for an honest, no-holds-barred discussion about law enforcement culture, military life, podcasting woes, online controversies, and the everyday absurdities facing America’s veterans and first responders. Intertwining humor, hot takes, war stories, audience engagement, and a heavy dose of ribbing, the episode is a window into antihero camaraderie, dark comedy, and the spirit of the 99%.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking Off – Sponsors and Shoutouts

• After a tongue-in-cheek sponsorship spiel full of inside jokes (Ghostbed, Goon Tape, Elevated Silence, and more), the crew riffs on the absurdity of ad-reads and starts razzing each other immediately.
• Notable quote [03:38]:
  Lewis: “Sometimes you say high ordinance.”
  Tyler: “And I do.”
  Mike: “It’s okay because you’ve been drinking for hours.”

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2. Team Banter & Group Dynamics

• Early segments establish everyone’s roles through playful insults: Mike’s meme-lording, Matt’s powerlifting (“He deadlifts 900 pounds, his knees ring”), Jimmy’s drinking, and Lewis’ social media misadventures.
• Clint Stories: Wild tales from “madman” Clint, including New Orleans hijinks and the antihero origins of podcast lore.

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3. Policing Culture & Social Commentary

• The team reacts to viral videos of law enforcement officers displaying unprofessional behavior on social media, with a pointed critique on declining standards and lack of accountability.
• Notable quote [07:14]:
  Mike: “That, to me, is showing that there's no accountability in the job. You want it to be a standard. That kills every single cop. It's terrible.”
• Discussion segues into broader frustrations about the public’s perception of police, issues with professionalism, and the “long arm of the law” motif.

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4. Podcasting, Lawsuits, and Drama in the Community

• The group pokes fun at their own legal tangles (“So what did you sue you for?”), referencing both internal lawsuits and online callout culture.
• Chatter about drama between public figures (e.g., Sean Ryan v. Dan Crenshaw), reflecting how infighting and “haters” are navigated in the veteran/first responder influencer world.
• Notable quote [15:30]:
  Matt: “It’s attention. There’s always a method to it—good, bad, more eyes on you you don’t have to pay for is a winner.”

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5. Edgelord Humor & Limits of Acceptable Speech

• The team courts controversy with debates on linguistic taboos, policing “the line” with reclaimed slurs and gallows humor—both among themselves and in how online content is received.
• Memorable moment [17:00]: The group discusses bringing back slurs for comedic effect, immediately acknowledging the risky optics (“Faggot and retard making huge comebacks. It’s a good thing.” - Matt), highlighting the balancing act between authenticity, shock, and consequence.

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6. Internet Video Reactions & Social Critique

• Throughout, the crew watches and comments on viral “bodycam,” police, and social trainwreck videos—often dissecting themes of accountability, public scrutiny, and absurdity.
• Example [21:00]:
  Dog park altercations trigger debates about animal control, self-defense, and “fat chicks at fault,” ending with admissions about uncomfortable encounters in Iraq and Baghdad’s dog problems.
• Funny moment [26:31]:
  Mike: “This episode is brought to you by... Shut the up.”

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7. Media Gaffes, Racial Humor, & Cancel Culture

• The episode features discussion of real-life “oops” moments—newscasters and teachers making racist slips, audience reactions, and what counts as intent versus offense (“No intent…but not a good decision” - Mike, [43:53]).
• The group reflects on where lines are drawn, differences between malice/inexperience, and the inevitability of public outrage/calls for apology.

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8. Behind the Scenes: Tech Struggles & Studio Branding

• Frequent griping about laggy video, “potato quality” streams, and the limitations of their internet setup leads to detailed, highly relatable troubleshooting conversations (“What does it take to get a Cat 6 cable around here?” [76:30]).
• The crew jokes about their "white boy panel,” diversity, and Matt’s steadfast dad-shoe style, while “Lewis the scapegoat” gets roasted.

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9. Brotherhood: War Stories, Military Nostalgia, & Dark Bonds

• There’s a grounding thread of close-knit kinship: stories from Iraq and Afghanistan, basic training memories, birthdays spent in boot camp, and comparisons of Army, Marine, and civilian life.
• Serious moment [65:14]:
  Tyler: “Imagine dying in 10-degree weather in a trench…we bitch about our country all day, but holy guacamole, we’re not doing that.”
• The team commiserates on the “glory years” (early 2000s) and the lost art of the American upbringing for newer generations.

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10. Personal Reflection & Group Therapy Disguised as Jokes

• Beneath the humor, confessions about burnout, drinking, and family frustrations surface—peppered with self-deprecating admissions (“Drunk Jimmy, I mean, even when I fuck it up, Mike throws pens—it’s still good TV,” [88:43]).
• Group gratitude emerges:
  “I have been treated better than I deserve by both of you. That is the truth.” —Jimmy [136:52]

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11. Audience Engagement & Community Spirit

• Super chats, real-time chat polls, and running jokes between regulars, fostering a “in the club” feeling for audience and crew alike.
• Preparations for upcoming content schedule: daily shows, studio expansions, special guests, and “Shadow Cave” sessions.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Law Enforcement’s Decline [07:14]:
  “You want the job to be professional…that kills every single cop. It’s terrible.” —Mike

• On Drama & Public Image [14:59]:
  “I don’t care if we’re getting slayed in the comments or we’re getting praise. As long as we’re getting comments.” —Jimmy

• On Haters [16:04]:
  “Well, haters care, right? That’s why they’re haters. So it’s not like a huge jump between caring for the wrong reasons and caring for the right reasons.” —Lewis

• On Hard Years [112:58]:
  “The stuff that you, on the outside, looking in, you go ‘man, that was really shitty’—that was probably the best thing that ever happened to us.” —Jimmy

• On the Spirit of the Show [136:52]:
  “I have been treated better than I deserve by both of you. That is the truth.” —Jimmy

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Timestamps for Notable Segments

• 03:38 – Tyler bumbles sponsor reads, crew jokes about being drunk
• 06:21 – Cop social media critique (“She looks like a Who from Whoville”)
• 09:34 – Mike’s story: Sued over a crack bust, pro se defender, comically “brown vs black” hair
• 14:59 – Discussion on negative PR, drama with veteran personalities online
• 17:00 – Taboo language debate; reclaiming slurs for comedy
• 26:31 – “This episode is brought to you by...Shut the up.”
• 43:53 – Viral news gaffe, debates on intent, offense, and racial tropes
• 54:03 – Potato stream quality troubleshooting (“I can count to potato, Minecraft quality, gents” —Tyler)
• 65:14 – Real talk: Dying in a trench in Ukraine vs. ‘First World’ problems
• 76:30 – Jimmy rants about running Cat 6 wires, technical frustration
• 88:43 – Reflections on “Drunk Jimmy” and behind-the-scenes friction
• 112:58 – Jimmy’s wisdom on making the best of hard times
• 136:52 – Jimmy expresses gratitude for being treated kindly by Mike & Tyler
• 139:00 – Tyler shares video of his teenage metal band; nostalgia for mid-2000’s youth

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Tone & Style

• Loud, brash, raw, and relentlessly honest—a blend of crew-room banter and “dark humor as therapy.”
• Frequently veering from sharp social criticism into absurdist comedy and private in-jokes.
• The group adeptly toggles between comedy, serious reflection, audience engagement, and “just a bunch of dudes busting balls in the garage.”
• For listeners and readers, it’s a peek behind the curtain of American working-class masculinity, where “the 99%” laugh to keep from crying.

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Conclusion

"The Night Shift: The 99%" is as much a group therapy session as a podcast episode—equal parts gallows humor, technical diatribe, work venting, and genuine brotherhood. With viral videos, open-mic self-mockery, audience barbs, and a constant stream of war stories, it renders an authentic—and unmistakably antihero—snapshot of veterans, first responders, and those who ride shotgun on America’s night shift.

Next up: Daily streams, new studios, more audience interaction… and, naturally, more chaos.

Transcript

[Mike Dilks]

Welcome to the Night shift.

[Tyler]

Welcome to the night shift. That's actually me that does that. Welcome to the night shift.

[Mike Dilks]

Is it? No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Oh my God.

[Tyler]

I did that on my back porch making a beer. Anyways, this show is brought to you by Ghostbed. Go to Ghostbed.com.

[Jimmy]

Oh.

[Mike Dilks]

That's me in a ghost bed. I think it's a good picture.

[Tyler]

That is gay as hell anyways.

[Mike Dilks]

On a cruise ship and my wife took it from the side. If you want me to start combing your social media for gay, I can. I can put some pictures up on my out of touch area of my page.

[Tyler]

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[Mike Dilks]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike Dilks]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike Dilks]

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[Tyler]

Jimmy was gonna wrap his wiener in it.

[Mike Dilks]

We're gonna. We're gonna do the 40 challenge with Jimmy and the goon tape.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike Dilks]

Except it's gonna be. It's gonna be two bottles of whiskey.

[Jimmy]

Oh, dude, it's gonna die. I'm good, but I'm not that.

[Mike Dilks]

I believe in you, Jimmy. Damn it, Jimmy. You fell down again.

[Jimmy]

Just dead. Alcohol poisoning.

[Tyler]

And it's brought to you by a higher order.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's a new one.

[Mike Dilks]

Yep.

[Lewis]

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[Mike Dilks]

Awesome.

[Lewis]

High order.

[Mike Dilks]

You didn't mess that up.

[Tyler]

It's high order, like highway order. I don't think it's higher order.

[Lewis]

I don't know you. Honestly, you get it wrong, like, every time.

[Tyler]

And I do.

[Mike Dilks]

It's okay because you've been drinking for hours.

[Lewis]

Sometimes you say high ordinance.

[Mike Dilks]

Higher order.

[Tyler]

I. Y', all, it's all right. Yeah. There's an official 99 Facebook group now. Yeah. So I think the guys are trying to get that pushed out. I. I will push it out as soon as. As soon as we get done. I just was making the thumbnail and setting up the stuff, and Mike was gambling all night. He helped out a lot.

[Mike Dilks]

I did help out. How many videos we got, Lewis? About 10.

[Tyler]

12.

[Mike Dilks]

I think it's 12. Oh, okay. My job's done.

[Lewis]

He also said all his winnings tonight was going to go to the entire podcast.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, everybody gets 15 bucks.

[Tyler]

You already bought me Chipotle, so.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, and I bought your shipping label a mine. Yeah, ours, Yours.

[Tyler]

Hey, we got Matt over here.

[Matt]

Yeah, Matt's just chilling sunk into this.

[Mike Dilks]

He's on his macros. He's at his fifth meal today.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Matt's. He's got the tinnitus knees, so he's relaxing.

[Mike Dilks]

He deadlifts like £900.

[Jimmy]

His knees ring.

[Tyler]

Look at his. Look at those dad shoes, though.

[Mike Dilks]

Is Clinton there?

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike Dilks]

I still feel dirty from Clint earlier today.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was a.

[Mike Dilks]

He cleared it up that it was a multi sex bathroom. I guess they have those in New Orleans. So the chick in the bathroom was allowed to be there.

[Tyler]

Okay. Still trying to figure out how she's relevant to the story, but yeah, she.

[Mike Dilks]

Knocked on the door, I think.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And she said, did you guys hear that story to the stories? Oh, yeah, man.

[Mike Dilks]

Threesomes. People got thrown up on and they went back.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Clint's a. Clint's a madman, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Yes.

[Tyler]

You got to protect Clint at all costs.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, never give away his Clinton og man. He's one of the first purchases of the anti hero gear.

[Jimmy]

He was the first.

[Mike Dilks]

He was antihero. Broadcast.com store is open. Get your merch so I can pay for the shipping labels.

[Tyler]

Let's kick it off. With the video, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, here's a good one.

[Tyler]

I can't watch anymore.

[Jimmy]

Anymore?

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Jimmy]

And dude, like. So is she gonna arrest people or is she.

[Mike Dilks]

She's one of the most popular. Tay Rosa. She has me blocked on Tick Tock, so I have to record them.

[Tyler]

They're still doing stuff like this.

[Mike Dilks]

Out of control, dude.

[Tyler]

I thought for sure they'd tone it down.

[Mike Dilks]

You know what's funny is it's Christmas. She looks like one of the who's from the Grinch. She actually looks like a who. Yeah, I called her. I think that's what got me blocked when I called her, since you looked like a who from Whoville, so that's probably racist. That's a cop.

[Lewis]

I was hoping someone was going to walk out of the stall behind her.

[Mike Dilks]

I know.

[Jimmy]

She's got the door locked.

[Mike Dilks]

It's so bad. I mean, it's just.

[Tyler]

What is this?

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, I guess I can't say she have very long arms. She does have long. Just long arms. It's just bad all around.

[Tyler]

Cops. Cops in general have long arms.

[Mike Dilks]

No. Yeah, cops have long arms. The law. Long arm of the law.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I cannot believe people are still making those videos, dude. I. At some point, I thought it was getting around that that's. That is next. That's not even.

[Mike Dilks]

She's one of the worst. Like, I get. Obviously, I get sent.

[Tyler]

How do you stay employed doing that?

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. I can't imagine music.

[Tyler]

I mean, I'm not. Again, I. I'm not an advocate of, like, saying cops can't listen to certain music. But you think that.

[Mike Dilks]

That everything we talk about in the morning show, like, the decline. And when I say the job is dead, people attack me. Like that, to me, is showing that there's no accountability in the job as like, you know, Jimmy, if somebody's over season, all of you know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Imagine your guy over there just clearing rooms with you in Iraq and dancing around doing this gay. Like. Yeah, you should. You should get smacked. Like, it's a serious. Now, if she's a banker, if she's a lawyer, whatever. Do whatever you want. But this job. You tell me you want the job to be professional. You want it to be a standard you that kills every single cop. It's terrible.

[Tyler]

Somebody said Matt looks like a young Jack. Dale Earnhardt, and now I can't see it. Yeah, you kind of look like Dale Earnhardt. Dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Mustache. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's scene.

[Tyler]

No, that looks like scene.

[Mike Dilks]

I bet Dale had long arms.

[Tyler]

Did I say junior?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's senior.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. He does look like Dale Arnhart. I'll take that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Compliment.

[Matt]

I'm gonna grow it out more now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, like, if I could, I would, man. But like I was saying, like, hey, we need to do the. The Saint Dale, you know, air freshener or candle. And then, like, somebody brought up, like, yeah, Teresa Earnhardt's gonna sue us. We can't.

[Mike Dilks]

What's wrong with that?

[Jimmy]

I mean, we're already getting. I mean, by the way, Mike, I have a question. Since Anti Hero is getting sued, aren't you getting sued? No, no, no, no.

[Mike Dilks]

I know, but if you look at the Pit. No, because I came in. I'm bang, bang at the end. I guess technically I am. If Tyler loses all of our money, then I guess.

[Tyler]

How would I lose all of her?

[Mike Dilks]

You got sued. You're talking crazy. You're telling people the truth, man.

[Jimmy]

Reading. Reading a book poorly. That's why he's getting.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, you repeated other people's information in a very defaming way.

[Jimmy]

I read your book badly. And now you're suing.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, so I guess I technically. But as Liz always calls me Mike, that's not getting sued. That's how she leads up your conversation. But I guess the company is, so.

[Jimmy]

I am. Yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's a good point. I didn't even think.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but Lily and I were talking about it, and I was like, dude.

[Tyler]

They'Re just trying to drag you under.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I have actually pulled a lawsuit. I was gonna bring it. I got sued in, like, 2006 from a crack arrest. And the guy actually did it himself. And I had all the paperwork. I was going to bring it. It's comical.

[Tyler]

He sued you like no lawyer.

[Mike Dilks]

He did it himself. And he actually represented himself in trial 5 years. Doc is what he ended up in the Department of Corrections. But my favorite part of that trial was I put on the rest affidavit that his hair was brown and his hair was black. It was dark. He was dark. So just wrote, you know, you checked the box, whatever. He brought a crayon complete page that he made in the jail of a brown piece of paper colored in brown crayon and black. And he stood up in front of the jury, he said, officer Dilks, what color is this? I said, brown. He said, what color is this? Black. And he goes, my hair is black, not brown. This case is dismissed. And he walked and sat down. Don't work like that, man.

[Tyler]

What do you sue you for?

[Mike Dilks]

Illegally? It was on, like, one. You know, like, Side roads that are, like, unmaintained by the county, but they're kind of. We travel them. He was smoking crack on, like, a side road in the hood, and he passed out with the crack on his lap and the thing. So when I towed his car and sued him, he said I was illegally on a private road and had no right to be there. All. But that was my first lawsuit of many.

[Jimmy]

By the way, Tyler, the word was obsequious.

[Lewis]

Yep.

[Mike Dilks]

Clint's story was obsequious. No, no, no, nocene. What was Clint's story?

[Tyler]

His.

[Jimmy]

His. I'm gonna have to come up with. I'll have to go into the dictionary for that one. I gotta find a really good one because it was rancid.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that was a. It sounds quieter in here.

[Jimmy]

It does, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Isn't it weird I'm rubbing off on everybody? We talk quiet.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

We're very serious.

[Tyler]

He's like npr. I'm Mike Dunks. I'm gonna take down the sheriff, and I'm gonna have you guys join me during this quest.

[Mike Dilks]

If I acted like I want to act in my brain, nobody would watch. It would be a.

[Jimmy]

Just.

[Tyler]

It would be.

[Jimmy]

No, it would be.

[Mike Dilks]

You had any idea what goes on inside my brain? You guys would be. It would be ugly.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, I think that's pretty much everybody sitting here.

[Matt]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, man.

[Mike Dilks]

What a.

[Jimmy]

What a time to be alive. Hey, man, it's. It's the new year. We're all here. We're all together. Yeah. I mean, like.

[Tyler]

And Tyler finally came back. The Fed. He had some.

[Lewis]

That's right.

[Jimmy]

He had. He had some to do.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. He has a couple indictments to deal with.

[Jimmy]

Were you up in that. Were you up in Minnesota breaking in?

[Lewis]

Oh, I've never heard of Minnesota.

[Tyler]

And by the way, if you haven't, please do go subscribe to Counterculture Inc. On YouTube because the show eventually will be moving strictly to Counterculture. I just have not been doing a good job of announcing that. So if. As you could even the audio file is eventually going to move to the Counterculture Spotify Apple podcast. So not right now, but that's just the plan. And so we need to start making people. Making sure people are subscribed to all that stuff, so that way they get notifications to watch.

[Jimmy]

And there's a ton of stuff over on Counterculture that you can watch, like the Shadow Cast.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. And starting if you guys weren't watching this morning, starting tomorrow, we'll be live at 11 remote. And then starting next Week we're live every day, either in studio every day or remote. Mondays is regular broadcast. Tuesdays is Patreon exclusive. Wednesdays like Friends day. We're gonna do some interviews and have some guests. Thursday is normal broadcast, squadcast at night. I don't know. What is it called now? Night Shift.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Friday is like a catch all. It.

[Tyler]

It's a week recap of the week. Engage with the audience.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like we do on the holiday ones.

[Mike Dilks]

So every day at 11, you will see. Except for Tuesdays, you have to join Patreon. You'll see the anti Hero live and we'll be doing something. Can't wait.

[Jimmy]

So what is going on with some. Somebody put in the comments. Hey, did you guys see what was going on with Dan on Sean Ryan? I'm like, who's Dan? And what did he do?

[Mike Dilks]

Well, Crenshaw, right?

[Jimmy]

Oh, Crenshaw went on.

[Tyler]

He went on.

[Jimmy]

No, no, it was Dan update. Oh, Dan update.

[Tyler]

No, I didn't.

[Matt]

Yeah, Sean posted some. Some video. I just didn't watch it all the way through, but I don't watch any of that. He just posted something today about it, like, coming up.

[Tyler]

Did he have.

[Matt]

It was addressing something. He just. I just watched it. He just basically said, I don't want to start the new year off like this, but here we go. And then I was just. Do them scrolling.

[Tyler]

Done with that soft drama. Matt is.

[Matt]

I am, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I can't blame him, man. I mean, like, it's interesting to watch these soft dudes go at it.

[Tyler]

That's all they have.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, boy.

[Jimmy]

Is this it?

[Tyler]

What? They don't have friends?

[Jimmy]

I'll send it to you, Mike. What?

[Mike Dilks]

Me? What is it?

[Jimmy]

It's Sean Ryan talking about Dan Crunch.

[Lewis]

A real.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's a real.

[Tyler]

Do your job, Mike.

[Jimmy]

It's. Hey, dude, we only just found out about it. And that's. That's thanks to our loyal follower. I think it was Efren. Yeah, it was.

[Tyler]

Long story short, Dan wanted special treatment and Sean withdrew the offer. Told him to eat a frank. Yeah, I did hear that. I heard that they wanted it to be timed and. Yeah, because I don't know, everybody said Dan Crenshaw wasn't gonna do it. I haven't talked to him since. He asked to be on ours.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I made that meme. He's probably not coming. Hey, he did with him and the other buddy.

[Tyler]

Oh, he started following us finally. So he definitely.

[Mike Dilks]

Good timing.

[Tyler]

I don't know, man. A lot of these guys don't know. Good publicity. If it bit him in the ass.

[Jimmy]

I'll tell you what.

[Tyler]

They got so butthurt, Tyler is like.

[Jimmy]

I don't give a if we're getting slayed in the comments or if we're getting praise. We're getting comments that as long as we're getting.

[Mike Dilks]

Not getting slayed in the stall with Clint, we're good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, you could talk about that, but publicity positive versus negative, I.

[Matt]

Mean, it's all just attention. It's what you do with the attention to convert it at the end of the day. And there's always a method to it. So good, bad, more eyes on you that you don't have to pay for. I mean, that's a winner.

[Tyler]

You. You still believe in your theory that haters are the easiest to convert? It's 5, 100.

[Mike Dilks]

The Sean running video is five minutes.

[Jimmy]

That we're not watching that. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, converting haters. I mean, we have done it. I mean, there's been a couple people that have came back and been like, hey, you know, we had. We had you guys pinned wrong. And.

[Jimmy]

And, I mean, it's like one or two every every month we get. I get a comment or a dm. It's like, dude, I hated you guys. And now I realize I'm not gonna.

[Tyler]

Stop calling SF fanboys fat, so.

[Lewis]

Well, haters care. Right? That's why they're haters. So on some level, they care. So it's not like a huge jump between caring for the wrong reasons and caring for the right reasons.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Jimmy]

Well, unless you're 50.

[Matt]

Even then, haters are the most invested ones. Yeah, because they're gonna analyze everything because they're trying to find something every time.

[Jimmy]

Like, maybe we need more haters. Is that what he said?

[Tyler]

I think we have enough haters, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

We haven't been clipped in a while.

[Tyler]

I have not.

[Mike Dilks]

Want to watch.

[Jimmy]

But there's no outing of my hero stuff happening right now.

[Tyler]

What does that mean?

[Jimmy]

Think about it. Put the reverse the words dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't follow that. Dude. So I wouldn't know which one.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't follow it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What? You were talking about being clipped.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, okay. Well, there's two of them. Ninja friend, Ohio with the mustache.

[Tyler]

Not him.

[Matt]

No, no, not me.

[Mike Dilks]

No, not yet.

[Matt]

Not this with the most.

[Mike Dilks]

No, no. You look like Dale. You got a cool mustache.

[Tyler]

Yeah. We were talking today. I think we could bring back the word faggot.

[Mike Dilks]

I just said it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Faggot and retard making huge comebacks. It's a Good.

[Jimmy]

A good thing.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I can't go without. I have to have in my vocabulary. Who's. Is that you? That was him drinking, dude. No way.

[Lewis]

You're the worst offender of this.

[Tyler]

So I'm trying to do better. And now I can hear he took a drink. Wasn't me, dude. That was you eating penis, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Penis. Your lisp got me there, man.

[Tyler]

Pull that picture back.

[Mike Dilks]

Your lisp, your lisp got me there, dude.

[Tyler]

Pull that picture up of Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

I should charge you guys money.

[Tyler]

Looks like somebody.

[Mike Dilks]

That's a picture.

[Tyler]

Look at that, dude. That's out of context. That's pretty gay.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm laying on a lounge on the deck of a cruise ship.

[Lewis]

It's just the shorts.

[Mike Dilks]

And my wife took the picture.

[Tyler]

It's the way you're like. It just looks like you're like kind of feminine pose.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

It's the shorts.

[Tyler]

At.

[Lewis]

If you. Those are black shorts. Be no issue here.

[Mike Dilks]

I love those shorts. I might wear them next week.

[Lewis]

You should.

[Tyler]

Somebody said, Mike, big pimping.

[Mike Dilks]

I can't even make my throat do what your does.

[Tyler]

Let's go to another video.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't like this one.

[Tyler]

Oh, no.

[Jimmy]

What are you doing?

[Mike Dilks]

You did it on purpose, hitting my dog.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What is going on?

[Tyler]

Yeah, this fat trying to hold the cops.

[Jimmy]

Shouldn't he be on a leash?

[Mike Dilks]

She down.

[Jimmy]

We got a fat down. Excuse me. Oh, she's gonna get humped away, man.

[Tyler]

Your dog's nice, right? Take a picture of that dog. You have a whole park and you come all the way over here. You're welcome, dude. I'm like, at the corner of the park. Yeah, dude.

[Jimmy]

Again, your dog should be on a leash.

[Mike Dilks]

It's not my fault.

[Tyler]

So, Mike, I knew this would trigger you because it's dog on dog action. But the guy, I don't really think it's right, but he's not wrong. He made a point. Like, he did that on purpose. And they were like, pull your dog away. He's like, nah, dude. But he had his dog on a leash.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't have a problem with that video. I mean, if you're not going to control your dog, I mean, you're lucky your dog.

[Jimmy]

I mean, in Florida, the dog would get smoked.

[Tyler]

Would you shoot it?

[Mike Dilks]

No. I don't like what you doing. If you respond to that. Oh, I'm not.

[Jimmy]

I. I had to kill him.

[Tyler]

I mean, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

But the guy with the dog. Yeah, he's right. Like, you keep your dog. I've seen a million videos where people and dogs Are more aggressive on leash, anyway.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

So it's. It's. You have to control your dog. So she's. The fat chick is at fault. I feel bad for the dog, but. Probably doesn't get to walk much with her.

[Tyler]

But, yeah, you got to be careful, man, because that's how people. People. If you shoot a dog. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, you would shoot somebody.

[Tyler]

If they shot your dog.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

100.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I gotta agree there.

[Mike Dilks]

I would. I would. I would shoot.

[Jimmy]

I have shot a dog. And it was. It was.

[Mike Dilks]

You mutilated pigs, and, man, you were up.

[Jimmy]

I. I shot a dog and I ran, and I felt worse about that than anything else.

[Tyler]

I've never killed a dog.

[Mike Dilks]

Nope.

[Tyler]

Platoon did a lot of dog killing.

[Jimmy]

I never did a lot of dog killing. Nope.

[Tyler]

They were running around, and Baghdad was infested with dog. They were like, put your wife up.

[Mike Dilks]

And put your dog up, man. All you got to do, you control those two things. You're ahead of the game, dude.

[Jimmy]

If you. I don't know if you even want to hear that.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, bro, what haven't you shot at? Drink. We gotta do the thing where you drink the THC Tropical drink at it.

[Mike Dilks]

They got. They got Kratom and THC down at the gas, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I keep forgetting. I want to get you one, and I just wanna.

[Jimmy]

Clint said I graped 37 dogs. Those are my 37 virgins, dude. Are you talking about Clint?

[Tyler]

Oh, man. What's another video? We're all looking at the comments gone.

[Jimmy]

Louis, can we get rid of.

[Mike Dilks]

Okay, I don't know if I believe this.

[Tyler]

Keep going, keep going. All right, stop it.

[Mike Dilks]

Can I.

[Tyler]

Well, all I was going to say is I. The reason why I share this is because that is very easily. Could be a fake video.

[Mike Dilks]

That is the most looking group of people I've ever seen.

[Jimmy]

I've never seen.

[Mike Dilks]

That's the FBI. Like, you got to have a degree and you got to be special to go look like that guy.

[Jimmy]

FBI is a bunch of paper push nerds. Unless you're Donnie Brasco, FBI, and I.

[Tyler]

Will say federal police at face value. I was like, oh, well, that's just like some Mitsubishi. Like, it's not like a government vehicle. But I have been on a perimeter of a shooting.

[Mike Dilks]

They rent cars.

[Tyler]

Well, that even. They don't even rent cars. I was on a perimeter for a shooting at a mall, and because it was a shooting at a mall, the FBI had to come there for whatever reason and go, yeah, we're not taking it. But they had to Send somebody. And this guy pulls up in this piece of box car. He's like, I'm with the FBI. I'm like, yeah, no. And he gives me his credentials. He's like, dude, I'm telling you, I'm an FBI agent. I was like, why are you driving this? Sees him, right? Huh?

[Mike Dilks]

Sees vehicle.

[Tyler]

I don't know what it was.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, they see, they sees a lot of vehicles.

[Tyler]

He said it was his personal car.

[Mike Dilks]

Well, maybe, but I know they sees a lot of people, but I'm not impressed, man.

[Tyler]

So you think it's a real video because you can get those jackets? Dude, there's not.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't think you put that many people together and, and walk out that way with the vest. I mean, that's just a lot of.

[Tyler]

Do you remember when they said the IRS was going to start coming after people and that was a fake video? They were showing agents training. Do you remember that a couple years ago? Yeah, that was all fake. That was all fake. That whole thing was fake.

[Lewis]

It's also it. It could be a real video of FBI raiding a place, but we don't know if it's. Yeah, that could be from five years ago.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Like there's.

[Lewis]

Every year there's that one video where the army shipping vehicles to NTC on a train.

[Jimmy]

They're like, they're moving the people into the cities.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

It's like, dude, that's a 10 year old video.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Guys going to NTC.

[Mike Dilks]

But how embarrassing is that if they are agents? Like, I'm.

[Tyler]

I don't know, man. I. I just don't think that on some level. I do not think that that's a.

[Mike Dilks]

Now we're sitting on the up.

[Tyler]

They're either not real FBI agents or it's like Tyler said that.

[Jimmy]

I know you're looking out the window like, go, Connecticut.

[Tyler]

Random warrant, like like 10 years ago or five years ago. And they're just using the phone and somebody found it and said, oh, they're raiding the daycares.

[Lewis]

I think you guys are going a little too hard on federal agents personally.

[Mike Dilks]

I've been sitting here, I see the lights pulling up. He's pushing the. But he's pushing the button. He's got the button. He's like, hey, these are across the line. Now. Mike was gambling online. He international. Yeah.

[Tyler]

You did say something kind of weird.

[Mike Dilks]

But I decided that. How do you do that?

[Tyler]

You were all up in his game. I didn't think that was leg Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Trying to make conversation.

[Jimmy]

Like, we live in Florida, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Right?

[Lewis]

After us.

[Mike Dilks]

Right after us.

[Tyler]

Right after us.

[Jimmy]

What's. What's the safe word today? Is it intimidator? Is that what I was.

[Tyler]

That was. Who said that was your safe?

[Jimmy]

I think it was Clint.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, they do love their windbreakers, the FBI. Always wearing windbreakers.

[Jimmy]

And, yeah, we.

[Tyler]

We're.

[Jimmy]

We're not. Hey, unnamed. We're not cooked yet, bro. We're not cooked yet. We still gotta fight. We. There's still a lot of people willing to fight. Don't.

[Mike Dilks]

Don't.

[Jimmy]

Don't. Black pill just yet, bro.

[Tyler]

We got a hater.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no.

[Matt]

He's saying.

[Jimmy]

He's saying countries, and I'm like, don't say that.

[Mike Dilks]

I know a couple guys that'll get mad about that. The country's not dead. Job's not dead.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we had that conversation at the Chipotle today. I. I guess I. I guess I pissed some. Some guys off. I don't even know. Good, you guys told me I got you back. Jimmy, I. I know you do. I'm gonna put a cocktail sticker on the back of my truck tonight.

[Mike Dilks]

Good.

[Jimmy]

But, like, you. You were like. What's the name of that page?

[Mike Dilks]

I'm not talking about it.

[Jimmy]

Okay, all right, my bad.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm moving on.

[Jimmy]

Also, I'm over here trying to make Tyler's friends.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't want to upset Tyler.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

We can talk about it.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I don't want to talk about.

[Jimmy]

Well, now, that's awkward.

[Mike Dilks]

Post another video. Play another video. Le. Oh.

[Tyler]

I wanted to uplift the spirit. You what?

[Mike Dilks]

I wish I known that video was coming. Why I have you riding that thing at Reagan? It. I. I don't remember when we went. It's way back in there.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Look at your videos and just. How many videos you got?

[Mike Dilks]

A thousand. You mean memes I make?

[Tyler]

Dude, you save them. Yeah, dude. Oh, in case your Instagram gets.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, I have my hooked. I have, like, 24, 000 videos and pictures in my phone, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean, remember that. That Mike was a meme lord before he was a. A person.

[Mike Dilks]

Don't listen to him. When do we go to Dallas? Before. It was before the show. In April. Like January. No, February.

[Jimmy]

Do you guys March? What did you guys do in Dallas?

[Mike Dilks]

Got left at the airport by some God damn.

[Tyler]

We went to. Back when Reagan was part of counterculture, we went and filmed at his place for a while. We were doing counterculture episodes once a week just to keep content rolling until we actually built out the network we had. We needed to have content so me and Mike and Reagan just filmed counterculture shows on the counterculture network as counterculture. And then eventually we were. We just.

[Jimmy]

We don't have that problem of counterculture now.

[Tyler]

Rolling, dude. When Mike became co host and co owner of Antire, we decided that on brand, we didn't want me and Mike hosting any other shows together. So that's kind of what. Why we stopped. We still have two un. Un released.

[Mike Dilks]

Justin's in them.

[Tyler]

Yeah, with John. He was upset. He was kind of mad when we didn't release him. I could feel it.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, he's retired now, if you didn't know.

[Tyler]

But it was also on me to edit it.

[Jimmy]

It's pretty much on you to do any editing.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but there's a lot less now that we're live. I don't really have to edit anything.

[Jimmy]

I mean, that's.

[Tyler]

Everybody on the network handles their own shows.

[Jimmy]

Unless it's me.

[Tyler]

No, you're good. You just send it to me. I upload it.

[Jimmy]

No, I don't do any. I don't do any reels.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm telling you, hit that auto AI button in there and it makes them for you.

[Tyler]

They suck, dude. Everybody that does that, they're awful. Don't trust AI to make your reels.

[Jimmy]

That's what he. That was like, his first piece of advice. Don't do this.

[Mike Dilks]

It's better than putting out no real.

[Tyler]

It is better than putting out no reels. And I. And I think it was Justin or Kenny. They said like, hey, it's a good way to just get. No, that was given to you and then you can alter it.

[Jimmy]

That was. That was filter Breck.

[Tyler]

Oh, Jay. Yeah, Gotcha.

[Jimmy]

I. I couldn't remember his first name. There's too many, like, normal white dude names in here. We got Mike, we got Tyler, we got other Tylers. Yeah, we got. We got Jimmy. We got. We got Matt.

[Tyler]

White boy panel here. Like, we have, like, Tyler, Jimmy, Matt.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we, like. Can we. We're auditioning for our.

[Tyler]

Sound like Fallout Boy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we're auditioning for our. Well, we got a Hispanic. We got a black guy in one, and a Jew. He's all three.

[Tyler]

Where the he at?

[Jimmy]

I don't know, man.

[Mike Dilks]

He wasn't in the comments at all today.

[Jimmy]

Well, there was.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Jimmy]

He. There was somebody. He posted something about, like, somebody on Instagram thinks you need help. Here's a number. And he's like, mike, Jimmy, Tyler.

[Tyler]

I didn't.

[Jimmy]

And I was like, it wasn't us, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know what Happened to the.

[Tyler]

Video because it doesn't exist. You don't have it.

[Mike Dilks]

One of my stories.

[Tyler]

You have nothing on me. Mike, why don't you just go find the original video?

[Mike Dilks]

This episode is brought to you by. Shut the Up.

[Jimmy]

He took off his goon tape, too. He took off his goon tape.

[Mike Dilks]

All right, Louis, it's on you.

[Lewis]

I just.

[Tyler]

I love that video. And when it says for the love of the game. But, like, I mean, those motorcycle takeovers, they get you frustrated, and you snatch one of them off the bike and.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, it's okay to beat people up to just riding a motorcycle.

[Tyler]

You're trying to distract him from getting distracted.

[Mike Dilks]

Just because a guy rides a motorcycle.

[Jimmy]

You don't like it.

[Mike Dilks]

It's okay to be.

[Tyler]

They were running, running, running traffic lights, going in and out of traffic, evading police. Don't get snatched off your motorcycles. Don't get.

[Mike Dilks]

There's no victim. Victim's estate.

[Tyler]

What are you talking about?

[Mike Dilks]

The state of Florida is a victim. They deserve to be beat.

[Tyler]

He deserves to be distracted. Okay. With blows.

[Jimmy]

Okay, people that don't know that's a shirt, you can buy it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's on our website. Distractionary bliss. Because it's a technical term used by.

[Mike Dilks]

Law enforcement to illegally beat young black males to death and then say that they were resisting.

[Jimmy]

His name. First name, last name.

[Tyler]

The record. The.

[Mike Dilks]

The record length of a distraction I blow is like nine minutes. Held by Derek Chauvin. One continuous extraction. You know, Tyler's hero.

[Tyler]

Oh, man. That. When. When Foo Fighters Heroes plays, that's.

[Mike Dilks]

That you think of.

[Tyler]

You think of direction. Sitting in prison, man.

[Jimmy]

Hey, guys, if you want us to interact with the chat, like. Super chat.

[Mike Dilks]

Spend money. Jimmy says spend that money.

[Jimmy]

Listen, I paid for.

[Tyler]

Over there being, like, standing like, yo, get that money, dog.

[Mike Dilks]

Matt, the manager.

[Jimmy]

No, he's the suit. Matt, the suit.

[Mike Dilks]

The suit.

[Matt]

Dude, I'll start wearing a.

[Jimmy]

No, you. You will not.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you will not. I think it's cool.

[Jimmy]

You will be.

[Matt]

Trust me, They've been trying be wearing.

[Jimmy]

Dad shoes, making millions.

[Mike Dilks]

When we.

[Tyler]

When we do take over this year, and you are getting a significant amount of money one day, I don't ever not want you to wear those.

[Matt]

Please stay on. Don't worry.

[Tyler]

My grass and deadlifting these, man.

[Jimmy]

Exactly. I don't give a. Money will not change me. But, yeah, dude, like, seriously, like, if you want us to interact with you guys, this is the time. Super chat. Guys, keep those lights.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy said, hey, this ain't free.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, you look skinny. Go back to Jimmy's angle. Is it my eyes or Jimmy?

[Mike Dilks]

He does look. We sit next to the biggest guy in the room.

[Jimmy]

Everybody in the world knows Jimmy.

[Tyler]

You look skinny on there. I don't know.

[Mike Dilks]

He's between Tweedledee and Jack. Jack Madder.

[Jimmy]

Hey, I mean, did you guys see my pictures when I was in the army? I was.

[Mike Dilks]

You wore the same shirt, though.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Not the same shirt. It's the same shirt.

[Mike Dilks]

The same type shirt Lewis is wearing right now.

[Jimmy]

Extra medium.

[Mike Dilks]

Lewis is a medium, right? What do you got, Lewis? There it is. The Anti Hero.

[Tyler]

This is layered up.

[Mike Dilks]

It's a medium. All right, I'm wearing. He's got to get a drink. The alcoholics on his way to the fridge.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I haven't even. I have not yet begun to drink, sir. Oh, boy.

[Mike Dilks]

What do you think, Lewis? Should we wait for Tyler?

[Jimmy]

No, we should keep it.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, we got a super chat. There we go.

[Matt]

There we go.

[Jimmy]

I can't. I mean, I. If Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy. Smoke a Sig in the studio.

[Jimmy]

Mike, listen, when. When things. How do I say it? When things changed around here without asking, without ever being talked to, Tyler and I were like. Because we were ripping cigs in the studio.

[Tyler]

Were you?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And then we just both. Without communicating with each other, we're like, yeah, let's just not.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, maybe we should be decent people. Yeah, maybe we should not want everybody to die.

[Jimmy]

And so, like, we. We just started doing it. And then Tyler looked at me one day, was like, I wonder how that happened. I was like, I don't know. We just decided to not be human.

[Mike Dilks]

God is good, man.

[Jimmy]

And. And so, like, now it's like, if I'm gonna rip a cigarette, like, I.

[Mike Dilks]

Would have to get outside or in the trap.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

The only two places you can go, dude.

[Jimmy]

The trap was lit.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. So, I mean, I remember. I mean, that was the thing about Anti Hero. When I came on the first time, it was like you were stuck between the. And I remember every time I went home, I had to get undressed in the garage. Like the car windows down.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Undress in the garage, Clothes go right in the washer.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

My wife's got thick, curly hair. Her hair foot. She'd take a shower as soon as we get home. It was. Man.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it was bad.

[Mike Dilks]

And you're the ping pong guy in the middle. You're like, this is an episode.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So I'm not.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, we're talking about how you guys finally became decent human and started smoking outside. Well, you don't smoke.

[Lewis]

I Don't smoke.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, well, Jimmy started smoking outside.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did.

[Mike Dilks]

They're asking Jimmy to rip a cig in the studio.

[Tyler]

I was like, oh, we don't smoke. We don't smoke anything in the studio anymore.

[Jimmy]

I. I mean, it's why Jimmy's like, are you serious?

[Mike Dilks]

If you go back, that picture on Instagram of all of us from the last time I was here, and Jimmy's like, yeah, he's mad because we interrupted his cigarette. He was, like, halfway out the door. He was halfway at the door. And I'm like, no, let's take a picture. And he's like, we can't forget to.

[Tyler]

Take another picture tonight.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, we definitely got to do that.

[Tyler]

Lewis, by the way, you're the worst picture taker ever.

[Jimmy]

Everybody's eyes were closed.

[Tyler]

It was. Lewis went here.

[Mike Dilks]

Another super chat that says I'm first.

[Tyler]

Are you guys.

[Mike Dilks]

You were second.

[Tyler]

Who's saying this?

[Mike Dilks]

Yep. Squealer said he was first. Well, that was actually second. Did he give another one? So he knows the game. So now he's second.

[Jimmy]

Third.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, Squealer is definitely keeping the lights on. We appreciate it.

[Jimmy]

Hey, guys, listen. It ain't just about, you know, me drinking all the booze that exist on the planet. And. And I got kids.

[Tyler]

Those are expensive. If you want them to eat, you better put in super.

[Jimmy]

Like, I drive four hours both ways.

[Tyler]

Throughout the bottle of vodka, that's me, like, this big.

[Mike Dilks]

I got. I do have booze for you.

[Jimmy]

Do you?

[Mike Dilks]

Every time I go on a cruise, I get a free bottle of vodka, and I just. It's in the. I have three bottles of Belvedere in the cabinet that I'll bring next. I'll bring Monday.

[Jimmy]

I. I've been.

[Mike Dilks]

I've been. I'll never drink it. And every time I walk in, they're like, what bottle do you want? And I'm just like, bring whatever you want. So I have three bottles of Belvedere. I. I will.

[Lewis]

I will.

[Mike Dilks]

We're gonna play four. And they're those smaller ones. I think we can do the tape. They're like leaders, so we can tape them up.

[Jimmy]

I can't drink straight.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I can't do that.

[Jimmy]

You gotta put some mixer in.

[Matt]

Yeah, over there's. You know, that's pretty top shell.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, it's not.

[Jimmy]

I mean, it, Bob.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I got smear knob in.

[Tyler]

There with plastic right now.

[Mike Dilks]

Cooking vodka. We use this to clean the toilets.

[Jimmy]

Hey, listen, man. Like, it ain't. It ain't. Cheap in this economy. All right, you just keep my alcohol.

[Mike Dilks]

The options. The options of quitting are not. That's not on the table either. We're gonna keep going.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Dude, with the amount of that we gotta deal with with these knuckleheads, I.

[Mike Dilks]

Never thought I would not drink. Like, it's. It still blows my mind. Like, I was bad, and I watch you two alcoholics go at it, like, weekly.

[Tyler]

Goodness. I have a beer. Sound like my wife.

[Lewis]

I guess that's the benefit of not drinking.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

What does your wife sound like?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, why. And why is she spying?

[Tyler]

I don't think she's here right now.

[Mike Dilks]

I'll text her.

[Jimmy]

She doesn't need a live stream to watch us.

[Tyler]

We have cameras in the studio for. In case people break in.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, I know. Break out with C4s.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Escape. How about next time I'm gonna take him. I'm gonna combat roll out.

[Tyler]

Well, I told her I was gonna text her, and then I forgot and I fell asleep. So she was just checking to see if I was here, and then she saw me sleeping.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, there's movies about that kind of relationship. Text back in, like, 35 seconds. The cameras are being monitored. I bet that thing was zoomed in on that phone, man. Where's that phone at? That's like when Jimmy had the brick. The charging brick.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the extra.

[Jimmy]

Are you doing? Oh, man, that was. That was.

[Tyler]

You guys need to learn how to flush the toilets, too. I go, we have two bathrooms. Every time I go in there, there's a pond of yellow in each one.

[Jimmy]

I flush.

[Matt]

I make sure yellow let it mellow.

[Tyler]

Right? Yeah. It must be the gnomes that turn off all the lights.

[Jimmy]

The lights. Have the lights been turned off lately? Or have they always been on?

[Tyler]

When you came, once you found out there was cameras, you were like, oh, actually, that was me. Never mind.

[Jimmy]

No, the first time, I will release the chat. I was like, yeah, look at the cameras. And then I started going, like, am I an.

[Tyler]

Because I did do this.

[Jimmy]

Like, I'm.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Lewis]

I'm.

[Jimmy]

I'm over.

[Mike Dilks]

Get him, Tyler.

[Jimmy]

Like, I was actually trying to be a good dude, but since you want to be a dick, I mean, I.

[Tyler]

Got you trying to lie, and you got caught.

[Jimmy]

It wasn't really a lie.

[Mike Dilks]

It was like a.

[Jimmy]

It was like, I don't think that was me. And then you go, like, maybe FBI.

[Mike Dilks]

Does, like, a test to see. You know, you just test to see if the cameras are real.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know that they're real because I Used to install the. Plus, the little blue light turns on when they're recording. Yeah, it's not hard to see.

[Tyler]

Jimmy just commits crimes when the blue light's off.

[Mike Dilks]

I stole a hat once.

[Tyler]

Where?

[Jimmy]

Look.

[Mike Dilks]

From here.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I stole the last counter.

[Tyler]

It was a Brady that couldn't get one. Yeah, Brady. He put in a order. I had one left on. On the books. I had one left.

[Mike Dilks]

It's gone now.

[Tyler]

We got a new order, so if you want the ball cap, Stern, they're in.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm still wearing the old one. The new one's on the shelf at home. No, I got the old one in the back.

[Tyler]

Oh, let's do another video.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, Louis. Martin Luther King calls his friend dog and needs him more.

[Jimmy]

Nigasaki.

[Mike Dilks]

Nigashima. Konichiwa. Konnichiga. His dad went to buy sushi and never returned. With the one child policy, he didn't stick around. Kanye like a champ. Ro makes and steals the phones. The only Hiroshima survivor played both roles in Rush Hour. He's been shoplifting. Lived in his own store for the last 50 years. That's what the Internet was made for. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

That's what the Internet was made for.

[Lewis]

That meme format's really good.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, my God. Dude.

[Jimmy]

I like it when they do sea shanties, too.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

Kanye east got me.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Tyler's hard to break. Tyler does not laugh at inappropriate. Yeah, he's.

[Jimmy]

He's like.

[Tyler]

He'll look at you and looking straight.

[Jimmy]

The last time he was here was the train.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And he was like the only straight man.

[Mike Dilks]

Everybody, if we're going there, Lewis, go. Go to the video.

[Lewis]

I'm the only straight man. Hold on. He said it.

[Mike Dilks]

Let's go right to. If we're going.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we're talking about comedy.

[Mike Dilks]

No, no, no. Remove that one. There's another video. It's like the one of the last ones I sent. Did you go get it? It's a little kid.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

On a table. There you go.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike Dilks]

Here you go.

[Tyler]

The mother is furious over the way.

[Jimmy]

Her son's birthday was celebrated at school. The kids teacher first sang the original Happy Birthday song.

[Tyler]

But then this happened. Would you like the funny song now.

[Mike Dilks]

That I sing to you?

[Tyler]

Happy birthday to you.

[Jimmy]

The incident happened at an elementary school in Polk county near Orlando. The mom says the teacher actually.

[Tyler]

Actually sent her the video, but. Okay, put me big. Okay, so first off, this was just a dumb teacher that didn't. Had no intentions, and she had a fun little children's song, and it happened to Be a black kid. And she showed that she had no malicious intent by sending it to the kid's mom. Huh.

[Mike Dilks]

But now she's in trouble.

[Tyler]

You gotta have a brain, though.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, like, the optics are terrible.

[Lewis]

Especially when the news is playing it.

[Tyler]

You look like a monkey.

[Mike Dilks]

We've all sung that song, though. Yeah, every birthday party.

[Jimmy]

Not after I was, like, nine.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, but I'm not nine.

[Matt]

They're like six.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, I mean, that was probably not a great decision. I don't think she's racist.

[Tyler]

I don't think she'll stay on food stamps when she wins the lawsuit. Yeah, that's. That's a shitty thing to do, man.

[Mike Dilks]

Which part?

[Tyler]

Suit Get. Make a stink about it, dude. Like, if you had a problem, go fight the teacher. But to call the news about it, like, you. Clearly it wasn't.

[Mike Dilks]

It was a bad decision. I mean, yeah, probably, but the intent wasn't there when you send it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. What. What intent is part of.

[Mike Dilks]

I just. That takes me back to the teacher is, like, in her head. That never. Never went.

[Tyler]

You do have to have some comments.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, never crossed her mind.

[Jimmy]

Never.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, I probably shouldn't have said that or done that or sent it.

[Jimmy]

I mean, everybody. Everybody's done that at some point.

[Tyler]

It didn't help that the kid wasn't smiling either. He was just standing. Like, he understood it. He was like, wait, what?

[Jimmy]

Was it he or she? I think it was a she.

[Tyler]

Oh, now we're gonna get sued. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What are they gonna do, take away our birthday?

[Lewis]

I watched the realization come over your eyes as you were watching that video, because I knew what video was. So I was watching you guys, and I watched, like, as the video comes up, you kind of were like, wait.

[Jimmy]

What song is she gonna sing?

[Lewis]

And then, as if you were like, oh, so funny to see that.

[Jimmy]

And this is how, you know, Tyler thought it was funny because he was like this.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, like I said, it's not. There's no intent there, but it was not a good decision. It's one. You could have. You could have set that one out.

[Tyler]

I'm really glad we're sharing, because these are my. These are my algorithm, and I have. I have to watch.

[Mike Dilks]

Algorithm?

[Jimmy]

Dude. Guess who came way worse. Guess who came into my algorithm recently. Didn't go look for it.

[Tyler]

Mustache short?

[Jimmy]

Nope.

[Lewis]

Ron Jeremy.

[Tyler]

Nope.

[Jimmy]

Dresses like a clown.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

I. I do. Like, I don't know if it's because.

[Tyler]

You guys have been talking about, like, the joker.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I mean, not. Not this.

[Mike Dilks]

No. He's in My algorithm, too.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Like. Like I was like, I just. I. I'm curious, man. Like, I want to know.

[Mike Dilks]

You're allowed to watch it. It's America. Yeah, you can watch it.

[Jimmy]

I want to follow him. Like, I want to.

[Mike Dilks]

He doesn't have a page. He doesn't. You can't.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but there's a bunch of like.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

That's why when videos are really funny, but people are afraid the likes will be a fraction of the shares. So when you see a video with like a hundred likes and then a thousand shares, it's because people are like, I can't be seen thinking this is. Yeah, but it's really.

[Mike Dilks]

Most of mine are like that. Most of mine have. Yeah, you know, like 2, 000 likes and then 15, 000. That was a good one.

[Jimmy]

Every time I'm. Every time I meet a cop now, I'm like, yeah, I work with copper. And they're like, oh, yeah, Copple.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. Can't talk about him.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And then you get this.

[Tyler]

Batman.

[Mike Dilks]

Nobody.

[Jimmy]

We're potatoes.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike Dilks]

We're potatoes because we talked about vodka.

[Jimmy]

And we talked about Gypsy Crusader.

[Tyler]

Well, hopefully we'll get back.

[Mike Dilks]

Louis, what'd you do?

[Tyler]

It's. Should we talk about the Internet thing?

[Mike Dilks]

We didn't do it all day.

[Tyler]

It didn't do it this morning.

[Jimmy]

No. I mean, you'd think that, like, it would have done it this morning, but not.

[Tyler]

It's been for a few minutes. I can count to potato Minecraft quality, gents.

[Mike Dilks]

Unbelievable. But when remote, it won't happen. That's good. That's a good news.

[Tyler]

What?

[Mike Dilks]

When we're all remote, it won't happen.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, at least the videos aren't going to be. Play some videos.

[Jimmy]

I mean, it's not.

[Mike Dilks]

It's not.

[Tyler]

We're here to give it to the people.

[Jimmy]

It's not the worst.

[Mike Dilks]

It's better video that the OKC Zoo just posted.

[Tyler]

Okay, you have to see this. This is Finn.

[Jimmy]

We're about to show. Oh, my goodness. Take a look at him.

[Tyler]

He's a resident of the Oklahoma City Zoo. And this week the zoo's ape caretaker took over their Instagram.

[Jimmy]

And we are all loving that they did.

[Tyler]

And as you can see, Finn was fascinated.

[Mike Dilks]

Definitely. Ready for these close up.

[Tyler]

Kind of looks like you. Kind of looks like you seven on your Friday.

[Jimmy]

Now we want to turn to an important message from Kos Alex Houson and Jason Hackett. I'm here this morning because I want to apologize.

[Mike Dilks]

Not only.

[Tyler]

Kiss my.

[Jimmy]

I said something yesterday that was inconsiderate. It does look like it was inappropriate.

[Tyler]

And I hurt people.

[Jimmy]

And I want you to know I understand how much I hurt you.

[Mike Dilks]

I love you.

[Jimmy]

Please don't. And I would never do anything on.

[Mike Dilks]

Purpose if he was really her.

[Jimmy]

I love our community. And I want you all to know from the bottom of my heart, I apologize for what I said. I know it was wrong, and I am so sorry.

[Mike Dilks]

Alex.

[Jimmy]

Thank you very much. And I. I do accept your apology.

[Mike Dilks]

And I do appreciate your apology.

[Tyler]

He sounds wider than me.

[Mike Dilks]

Wider than anybody. All right, again, no intent. Didn't mean it like that.

[Tyler]

I. What? There's really no excuse for that one.

[Matt]

That was.

[Tyler]

He looks like you.

[Matt]

Yeah, that was. That was a tough one. I was looking forward to saying when she sings along the rap song, she doesn't say the N word.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, but come on.

[Matt]

I don't say it.

[Tyler]

I don't understand. Like, what was the point?

[Mike Dilks]

So tell me. It doesn't look like him with a straight face.

[Tyler]

I mean, but have some kind of common sense, dude.

[Jimmy]

That's something we can say amongst each other, but we can't say.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't think they're friends. The. The intent to insult was not there.

[Lewis]

Yeah, but it was friends on the news.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Being broadcast.

[Mike Dilks]

I get it.

[Lewis]

That's like. If you work a job, you can't go to your boss and say something. That's true. That's gonna.

[Mike Dilks]

It was true. I didn't say you look like a monkey. I'm just saying it looked like him. Yeah, it was a gorilla. It was a gorilla.

[Jimmy]

Wide nose, breathing all the way.

[Mike Dilks]

But I'm just saying there was no intent to, like. She didn't mean to say it like that. I. I wholeheartedly.

[Tyler]

I just don't see there. At some point, I mean, the teacher. I can give a little bit of slack to you. Like, I just can't. You. You speak on the TV for a living and you let that one slip.

[Mike Dilks]

Did it?

[Tyler]

That's what slipped.

[Mike Dilks]

Were there any characteristics similar.

[Lewis]

The point that. Whether or not it's true isn't like.

[Mike Dilks]

The point is like, hey, then why is it derogatory?

[Matt]

Situational awareness. Right?

[Mike Dilks]

A crazy meth head, white dude that's cracked out. We can say he looks like a skeleton. He looks like this. I don't understand the teeth. I don't understand.

[Tyler]

Channel 7 news.

[Mike Dilks]

It doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

I think it does matter. Nope. Okay.

[Mike Dilks]

Nope. I'm. And I'm very. You know how I lean on this? And I'm. I think that is. That's too much kind of crying on tv.

[Tyler]

Yeah. They should have just worked, like, you up real bad. That was a performance that was like. But they probably said you got.

[Mike Dilks]

If you acted like that didn't happen and just kept going and it was okay.

[Tyler]

No, no.

[Matt]

But then the ratings would suffer.

[Mike Dilks]

No, no, there'd be more because they'd.

[Jimmy]

All right, so what would you recommend us to do in that situation?

[Matt]

Recommend us to do not. I mean, a lot different than.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like, we could do whatever the we want.

[Matt]

I mean, national news. I mean, they're gonna have her make a whole show about the apology, for sure.

[Jimmy]

So should she, like, smack herself in the board?

[Mike Dilks]

Here's where I know it wasn't that bad because she kept her job. She kept her job.

[Matt]

What she had to do. She cried and she kept her job, though.

[Jimmy]

She did more than cry. Get. You know, she did.

[Mike Dilks]

It wasn't a big deal. She kept her job. Maybe the one dude the other day in the hockey, he said something like, blow me while you're down there. To his male counterpart.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but that's a joke.

[Mike Dilks]

But he got suspended and thrown off the air. She gets right back on the next day and apologizes. Could have been that big of a deal.

[Tyler]

I don't know, man.

[Jimmy]

I don't know. We're already.

[Mike Dilks]

It wasn't smart. It wasn't. But again, there was no intent.

[Jimmy]

I don't.

[Tyler]

Channel 7 is just not the place to do it.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't. I agree, but I don't think it has to be that big of a crocodile.

[Tyler]

Have you guys seen the one where he's wearing a gorilla mask and he takes it off and it looks exactly.

[Mike Dilks]

See, now that's funny, right? You can make that joke.

[Tyler]

Oh, but, like, I mean, obviously, there's no hate behind it in either scenario. Whether, one. We just watched what we said. But we can get away with stuff like that where, like, Channel 7 news, like, you just can't do that. That's like a cop singing on body.

[Jimmy]

Cam and be like, whoa, rely on our ars. I'm sorry.

[Mike Dilks]

I. I get it. But the apology, the whole thing, that stage and him, like, staring her down the way he was. And it just. It was.

[Tyler]

That's okay. I appreciate your apology.

[Mike Dilks]

And he clearly doesn't talk like that dork.

[Jimmy]

Eponymous.

[Mike Dilks]

He clearly doesn't talk like that in real life.

[Tyler]

Hey. People said, yeah, Dylan was saying, like, no more radio show dreams. But I listened to 104.1 Orlando, a talk radio on FM, and they said they Said gay. And so I think.

[Jimmy]

I mean, the only thing they didn't drop was, you.

[Tyler]

Know, the hard R. And we don't do that.

[Jimmy]

We definitely. I mean, Dom does.

[Mike Dilks]

Dom does.

[Tyler]

Don't do that. I'm just gonna say it. Don't do it.

[Mike Dilks]

No, that's wrong. I mean, but again, the slip up.

[Jimmy]

The, the not even a slip up, man. I mean, it's just her cutting it up with her buddy.

[Mike Dilks]

If it was a skinny crackhead and he said to her, it looks like you, it would be no problem.

[Jimmy]

He's not wrong there.

[Mike Dilks]

He wouldn't be no problem.

[Jimmy]

That is a thing.

[Mike Dilks]

It was a smoked out crackhead white chick in the ghetto. And he was like, oh, it kind of looks like you. Nobody would bat an eye on it. It would be, it would be. It would keep rolling. No apology, no nothing. So it's like.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, I see your point. All right.

[Jimmy]

All right. I am hungry again.

[Tyler]

Did you eat a second time?

[Mike Dilks]

No.

[Tyler]

Oh, you haven't eaten pizza. I haven't eaten since pizza shops.

[Jimmy]

I know. We didn't only get pizza.

[Mike Dilks]

They're closed.

[Jimmy]

I might have to go make nuggies or something.

[Tyler]

Pissed about this video. Dude, I'm not gonna lie.

[Jimmy]

I know.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, it's still good.

[Jimmy]

It's, it's, it's Minecraft.

[Mike Dilks]

Jesus Christ, man.

[Jimmy]

I'm. I, I think the next step is a new, new router.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I mean, obviously if you watch the morning show, we told you everything we know. It's. There's nothing we can do. It's literally the location that our studio is in. AT T doesn't offer anything better than what we already have. We have the best package we could have in our current provider spectrum and apparently Starlink. Even Elon Musk can't help us, right?

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

So we don't know what I mean.

[Mike Dilks]

Actually, I, I mean, for the speed, maybe it's time to try AT&T.

[Tyler]

I mean, we can't.

[Mike Dilks]

It's the same. It's going to be similar speeds. It's not gonna be like double, but.

[Tyler]

They get more than 40 upload speed probably.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, it's 300 down. I just, I don't understand.

[Jimmy]

I. I don't. I. I mean, she replaced our router and it's.

[Tyler]

They replaced all the wiring from the box up in the alleyway all the way down to the building.

[Mike Dilks]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It's like, don't know.

[Tyler]

It's not prime time hours right now. It's 9pm there's no excuse for it.

[Jimmy]

I Mean, we were at. We were broadcasting at prime time hours and we were good to go. So we didn't go potato once this morning.

[Tyler]

Let's play another video at least.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, better to do on New Year's.

[Mike Dilks]

Eve, New Year's night, New Year's Day.

[Jimmy]

When there's all these. Get that out my eyes. I saw you're sitting at.

[Mike Dilks]

You know why?

[Tyler]

Hardee's.

[Jimmy]

Yes. Lazy. And you don't want to pull over somebody with actually where you have to do paperwork.

[Mike Dilks]

Who has a suspended driver's license.

[Jimmy]

I got a driver's license. But you can pull somebody over drinking and driving, right? Can I have your id? No, I don't have it with me. My name is distractionary blower.

[Mike Dilks]

Eyebrows, too. It would be lying if I was lying.

[Jimmy]

I'm not lying to you. Don't raise your voice at me, dude. I have daddy issues.

[Mike Dilks]

And I don't like men.

[Jimmy]

I don't trust them. I have daddy issues. Like, what do you need me to.

[Mike Dilks]

Thank you. What a nice lady.

[Tyler]

What was she doing?

[Mike Dilks]

Eating ass.

[Tyler]

In what context? We missed that middle part.

[Jimmy]

He was sitting on that topic. I don't know. That just took a.

[Tyler]

Did she pass field to br.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, she looked like she got her ticket and left out. Arrested her for what? Obstruction. We're not getting out of the car.

[Tyler]

Oh, Mike, her.

[Mike Dilks]

Dude. Dude, she goes for what? Knock them eyebrows around her head. She obstructed.

[Jimmy]

She.

[Mike Dilks]

You told her to get out of the car. She didn't listen.

[Tyler]

That's a stretch, man.

[Mike Dilks]

No, it's not. Supreme Court says you have to go.

[Tyler]

First off, everybody says he has a suspended license. Knowing or unknown.

[Mike Dilks]

It's gonna be knowing when I'm done with it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Per Florida statute 322. Whatever. It said that you were given notice and you can get out of the car.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Mike Dilks]

Does he ass, though?

[Jimmy]

That's what she said.

[Matt]

Well, that is her a demon quality has.

[Mike Dilks]

Actually has daddy issues.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, like, I was like, why?

[Mike Dilks]

Why does that.

[Jimmy]

Don't yell at me. I have daddy issues. It's like, well, what do you need a spanking? I mean, like.

[Tyler]

I mean, you can never be a cop because you would ask. You would ask purely out of, like, just what do you need a spanking, young lady? Like, it would just go south.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy would end up in the back seat of a car with his body cam off, and we'd have to go rescue him.

[Jimmy]

And the whole thing would be. I'm locked in the carge. I got you, man.

[Tyler]

My phone's up front.

[Jimmy]

I'm over here trying to do it with my ass.

[Mike Dilks]

I pepper sprayed it and everything. It's still coming at me. That accent she had too. I had to be like, New York, New Jersey, I don't know. Brutal, man.

[Tyler]

What a monster of a human.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, that's why she goes to jail. I'm taking her to jail.

[Jimmy]

Mike, Mike, Mike Dilks taking her to jail.

[Mike Dilks]

She obstructed.

[Tyler]

Matt's over there flipping it in his waistband.

[Matt]

I'm gonna keep it down, man. I got sweatpants on today. Well, I wear jeans.

[Mike Dilks]

Daddy issues. What's her.

[Matt]

Send me that video. Text it to me.

[Mike Dilks]

I can't take it again.

[Matt]

I won't be able to stand up.

[Mike Dilks]

Play it again. Well, well, well. Look at the passenger. Well, well, well, well, well, well.

[Tyler]

I don't have my glasses on, but I can already tell what you're saying. I don't. I don't need any.

[Mike Dilks]

Looks like you.

[Tyler]

Look like me. No looks like you.

[Mike Dilks]

The video, the previous video.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

Where the lady said, yeah, he looks like you.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, well, well, well.

[Jimmy]

The usual suspect.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, boy. We're done.

[Tyler]

Mike, he just defended. I defended you said that you can call somebody a gorilla and it should be okay.

[Mike Dilks]

That's not what she said. So she looked. Said it looked like him.

[Tyler]

Your exact words to me. Where does it not look like him?

[Mike Dilks]

Does it. Has anybody told me yet that it didn't.

[Jimmy]

Take a poll in the chat?

[Mike Dilks]

Boys, she said it, I didn't say it.

[Jimmy]

I think it was just the teeth. Personally, that's.

[Mike Dilks]

Could have been. Could have been the eyes.

[Tyler]

Let's do another video.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike Dilks]

I notice you.

[Tyler]

I see the moon.

[Jimmy]

Is that.

[Mike Dilks]

Is this what. What's going on tonight?

[Jimmy]

There's some subliminal.

[Tyler]

You guys said I had no videos. Was 740. So I, I got.

[Mike Dilks]

You sent five racist videos.

[Jimmy]

The next one's going to be like.

[Tyler]

You guys laugh. Not me.

[Jimmy]

We're gonna be like. All right, we put, we put, we put the painter into AI and this is what he's actually saying.

[Lewis]

There's no one more racist than Asian people.

[Jimmy]

Oh, no, that is. I mean, I don't know. The, the, the Hispanics are.

[Tyler]

No, no.

[Jimmy]

You think they're.

[Mike Dilks]

You have to find the gypsy crusader coming across Asian people and the.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, they're. They're.

[Mike Dilks]

They're full blown similarities. They have. Yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they. Well, they're. They're actually. They're very racist against other Asians.

[Lewis]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Hispanics are all racist against each other. They're also pretty Racist in the black people. But I think they get a pass because they're a minority, too. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how.

[Lewis]

Any of it works.

[Jimmy]

I don't.

[Tyler]

You're not racist.

[Jimmy]

I hate everyone equally.

[Tyler]

Like, that's probably fair.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know if you can say.

[Jimmy]

That either, but I hate everyone equally.

[Tyler]

Dude, it's. Until I know we got loyal friends in there because this video sucks, dog. All I can hear is I'm getting pissed off watching it. And I'm getting more pissed off hearing Mike eat peanuts. All right.

[Mike Dilks]

The mic's way over there.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Don't even try. What happened?

[Jimmy]

She got tased face.

[Tyler]

Who tased her?

[Mike Dilks]

Her partner.

[Tyler]

Partner.

[Jimmy]

Dude, like. Like, do you guys not know that those things spread? Right? Like, I didn't know.

[Tyler]

Let's watch that again.

[Mike Dilks]

The girl or the probes?

[Tyler]

Don't even try. Oh, they're laughing. That wasn't one of us that said that, right?

[Mike Dilks]

No. Whoever's watching, watching it back on video. I mean, the tactics are terrible. She's got the handcuffs out. Not in control. She's got the tattoos. She's got the nails wrong with the tattoos. Just goes with it. They all get a sleeve. That's not just having a sleeve. It's just the whole thing. It's not just the Buick. It's the Buick with the donut and the bubble tent and the color of it and all that. It's. It's that.

[Tyler]

I can still hear you chewing.

[Mike Dilks]

Not chewing. I'm breathing. This.

[Tyler]

Drinking beer.

[Mike Dilks]

Hey, being real quiet when you drink a straw.

[Tyler]

Never made Jimmy a super straw. Man.

[Mike Dilks]

That's a sip.

[Tyler]

All right. Dude, he's got. You know when your toddler takes this a joke, but he puts his whole mouth over it? Yeah, Jimmy does.

[Jimmy]

Two hands.

[Tyler]

Jimmy. Two hands.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I needed.

[Tyler]

I needed. I needed.

[Jimmy]

I needed that one.

[Mike Dilks]

The camera looks better to Jimmy now.

[Tyler]

All right, another video.

[Jimmy]

Another.

[Tyler]

Oh, Squealer. We missed his last super go up. Oh, we did.

[Mike Dilks]

Lois Lewis.

[Tyler]

God damn it. Wheeler says this must go to the John Tavius air freshener. Startup.

[Mike Dilks]

It's coming.

[Tyler]

We talked about that. As one of the wings. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Okay. Firefight.

[Tyler]

You.

[Mike Dilks]

My. This is awesome.

[Jimmy]

Clear rooms.

[Tyler]

Come, chiesto. Don't be afraid.

[Jimmy]

Please.

[Mike Dilks]

Brand new ski die. Which guy skid with brand new. One? Mara.

[Jimmy]

Told us the yeses about Romania.

[Tyler]

They have the russians, captain yes.

[Jimmy]

Cat laying on them.

[Mike Dilks]

At least.

[Matt]

They gave him a.

[Jimmy]

A kid kitty. They gave him a kid national support.

[Mike Dilks]

Nuts, dude.

[Jimmy]

Like, God.

[Tyler]

First of all, like, can you imagine dying in. In 10 degree weather in a trench?

[Jimmy]

Oh, it's wicked cold over there right now. It. I mean, it looks.

[Tyler]

I feel bad for people, dude. Like, we. About our country all day, but holy guacamole, we're not doing.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, we're worried about somebody saying somebody looks like something.

[Tyler]

I'm like, I'm sitting here stretching over a potato quality on our video. And there's dudes in trench warfare that are forced to be there. Shit's wild, man.

[Mike Dilks]

That's awful.

[Tyler]

I mean, way to bring it down, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Well, I. I mean, you know, here's the thing, though. Like, that.

[Mike Dilks]

It.

[Jimmy]

It looks awful to try and do it, but, like, that is not the worst firefight I've ever seen.

[Mike Dilks]

It's just the scenario situation. It's terrible. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but like, I mean, that's what they're doing right now, like, as we speak. That's what's happening. And of course, you got drones overhead. It looks like something out of a movie.

[Lewis]

The worst part is there's no good way out of that situation. You have to fight through it. That's the only. Because you don't have, like, you can't just get up and run because you're in a trend.

[Jimmy]

You're in a trench. You're gonna gun you down.

[Lewis]

You can't call for fire because it'd be on your head. Like, you're just. You have to fight through it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

You have no idea who's around you, good guys or bad guys. No comms. It looks like it's just disaster.

[Jimmy]

Hey, come out and we're gonna throw a grenade in there at you, like.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I thought that was nice of them.

[Tyler]

You want to try running Cat 6? If that works on this computer.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm gonna run.

[Tyler]

I want to do it right now.

[Jimmy]

I. I can, but we're gonna lose the stream.

[Tyler]

Because we will.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because it'll.

[Tyler]

You can't switch between wireless.

[Jimmy]

We can. We can try it. We can try it.

[Tyler]

We won't do anything grave, but, I mean.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, give it a shot.

[Mike Dilks]

None of this makes sense to me.

[Tyler]

Jimmy's Our radio guy is gonna crawl through the Tren. I'm doing. Want to tell jokes?

[Mike Dilks]

What do you got? Our feed. That's the biggest joke.

[Tyler]

Oh, man, we ran through all the videos already.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Damn. God damn.

[Mike Dilks]

Do you really want to know why the police officer was shot on the ground by the black guy with his pants hanging down his ankle? Do you really want to know? You're either in or you're out. There's no lukewarm. There's no teeter totten right down the center playing Tickles and Pickles, because if you are lukewarm, he spits you out. What relationship, what business opportunity, what entrepreneurial idea, what combat situation, when it goes fully kinetic, will ever see the light at the end of the tunnel? If you're not fully committed, fully embraced with the suck and ready to take it all the way way. Because if Honey Boo Boo walks out on you for no reason, you know.

[Jimmy]

It wasn't your fault.

[Mike Dilks]

If the business still falls through from corruption and greed, you know it ain't your fault because you were fully committed. So if a guy runs past you in this scenario and ends up shooting you on the ground, you know, deep down inside, you just weren't all all in. Because if you were all in, the guy dies like a scumbag at your feet and never, ever gets past you. Follow for more touchboard.

[Tyler]

Dude, he is a promo. Cut.

[Lewis]

I was gonna say WWE promo right there.

[Jimmy]

I mean, that is.

[Tyler]

But that's. That's.

[Jimmy]

I mean, he's not wrong.

[Mike Dilks]

He's not.

[Tyler]

I don't even know what he was talking about.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, it's like, if a cop says that, though, nobody's gonna really like. It's kind of what we talk about.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, you can have all the experience in the world, and you say, that's a cop.

[Tyler]

And the Navy SEAL said you should kill him dead.

[Jimmy]

No, he was a Marine first, so let's not get that.

[Tyler]

If he was a Marine, he wouldn't. He wouldn't be where he's at. I mean, that definitely has the SEAL thing going.

[Matt]

I mean, I know he was a Marine, but. Yeah, he. I mean, he definitely went to the SEAL team.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. But I mean, bottom line for me, though, is, like. Yeah, like, that looked like at the stupid, squirreliest.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, we're back.

[Jimmy]

Are we back?

[Mike Dilks]

We're back.

[Matt]

You did it, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy.

[Tyler]

Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

God damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a AV tech.

[Mike Dilks]

Good job, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Way to go, buddy.

[Mike Dilks]

I had faith in you.

[Jimmy]

You're the real mvp.

[Tyler]

All right, let me see another camera angle.

[Mike Dilks]

Nice to see you guys.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, let's. Let's move it around. I mean, it's not totally.

[Tyler]

It's topedo.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's to pay to now.

[Tyler]

I mean, it's. It's gone. It's better. It's better than it was.

[Lewis]

Damn it, Jimmy.

[Mike Dilks]

No, it ain't.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that is.

[Tyler]

Dude, it's way better than it was.

[Jimmy]

It is better. I'm gonna run Cat 6 shielded. That's. So we're gonna get a new router, and I'm gonna run Cat 6 shielded, and I'm gonna run that. It through the ceiling.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And bring it straight. Bring it down. So I'll probably. What I'll probably do is I'll run it down and I'll run panda it down that wall.

[Tyler]

Are you in trouble, Jimmy?

[Mike Dilks]

Why are you gonna do that tonight?

[Jimmy]

What?

[Tyler]

Well, like, midnight.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What did I do? Why are you. I know.

[Tyler]

I just saw Lily say I'm done. I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Lily, why are you done? I was busy.

[Tyler]

I didn't see it.

[Jimmy]

I was busy.

[Tyler]

I don't know what she was talking. Like, sometimes people, when they're laughing, they're like, I'm done.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Like.

[Jimmy]

I don't know. Let's watch another video or something. I'll find out.

[Tyler]

We're out of videos.

[Jimmy]

We're fresh out.

[Tyler]

Did you want to re. Watch? I did.

[Jimmy]

I know I did. I sent some Twitter videos. I did send some Twitter videos. We didn't.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

I can share. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Lewis is gonna not play these videos.

[Jimmy]

He was like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Here we go. So right now we're looking at the. The protest.

[Tyler]

We're looking at Lily. Say yes is what we're looking at.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Tyler]

Anyways, keep going.

[Jimmy]

What did she say?

[Tyler]

Yes. I don't know if that's yes and then I was laughing or yes to.

[Jimmy]

Say you're sleeping outside.

[Tyler]

Good. What the. What did I do?

[Jimmy]

Like, I'm working, man. Like, I'm working.

[Tyler]

Was about being done laughing.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

Okay, okay. All right.

[Matt]

You're good.

[Tyler]

Safe. You're good. Okay.

[Jimmy]

That's like, I got a room.

[Tyler]

All right, let's watch. All right.

[Jimmy]

All right. Put this. Yeah. So, like, Are you really asking me that question? Seriously?

[Tyler]

I am.

[Jimmy]

Are you?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Israel.

[Mike Dilks]

Well, okay.

[Jimmy]

I was like, what?

[Tyler]

What? You told me that. I forgot, so. Israel. Yeah. Please help us.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Iran is destabilized. Send your young man. Kidding me.

[Tyler]

Now we're back to potato. God damn it.

[Mike Dilks]

Damn it, Jimmy.

[Tyler]

Damn it, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

I'm okay, guys.

[Tyler]

Lewis thought it was funny.

[Jimmy]

Well, of course he does, because he's like. Like, Jimmy's the only guy I get to make fun of. I can't make fun of Mike or Tyler all the time telling me to.

[Mike Dilks]

Go pound sand all the time.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but remember the whole. Lewis, what did Mike just tell you not to do? And what did you just do?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that was. That was tough.

[Tyler]

Mike just quit the podcast.

[Jimmy]

He just quit. That's it. So, as you can see, there's some protesting and going on over there, and goddamn Iran and the. The Israeli government wants the United States to go in there.

[Tyler]

What did we say when they said that?

[Jimmy]

Trump was like, we're going to look into it. We're going to look into it.

[Tyler]

Do you think Trump's on the side of.

[Jimmy]

I mean, clearly, the goy slop.

[Mike Dilks]

We.

[Jimmy]

We clearly dropped a lot of bombs on those last year in the middle of. What was it, July or June?

[Tyler]

I mean, like, isn't Iran a big.

[Jimmy]

You want to look?

[Mike Dilks]

I'm gonna.

[Tyler]

I'm not going to war with Iraq, dude.

[Jimmy]

Like, here's the thing there. When we invaded Iraq, the whole reason Saddam was like, I might have weapons of mass destruction had nothing to do with the United States or terrorism. It had everything to do with Iran. Yeah, it had everything to do with them. It was all about keeping the balance of power in the Middle East. And when we. When we went in there and rolled up Iraq and everything up, Iran became more powerful. I mean, what was, what was your biggest fear in Iraq? Driving down the road.

[Tyler]

IDs.

[Jimmy]

Which ones?

[Tyler]

EFPs.

[Jimmy]

Guess who made them?

[Tyler]

Iran.

[Jimmy]

Iran made him. Guess who taught. Guess who taught insurgents how to employ them. Kids. Force from Iran. They're Iranian special forces. I mean, like, like, that was the dudes that we were fighting, by the way. If you were in task force and your job was to go roll up those dudes off the battlefield and we got hit by IEDs, you didn't do your job. So I don't want to hear any soft guys talking to me about that.

[Tyler]

Oh, oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like. Like, I, I. My dad was like. My dad was like, ah, I don't know if you should say that. I'm. I'm definitely going straight at him. Like, you want to talk to me about how much heroes you guys over in the soft community? How many of us got our nuts blown off by EFPs?

[Tyler]

Oh, at least he's back.

[Jimmy]

Oh, God. Thank God. No, no. All right, that's it.

[Tyler]

That's code enough. That's code enough. He's not. All right. You got another Twitter?

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

We're just gonna have to use the YouTube lives down.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

That's what Efren just said. YouTube Live is taken down.

[Lewis]

Our live.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm still watching it.

[Jimmy]

I'm still watching it, too. I don't know what he's talking about, but I Got a message on Instagram, said it's taken down.

[Tyler]

No, Everybody's still commenting.

[Mike Dilks]

51 people watching.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we're here watching dog video quality. So what are we doing? AM I calling AT&T tomorrow and just saying it? You can't. Can't get any worse.

[Jimmy]

No. God damn.

[Mike Dilks]

Damn it.

[Jimmy]

What? I'm just pissed about the video quality, same as you. Like, I'm. I'm. I'm. You know, I mean, like, the boys are listening, like. And I know that, but, like, come on, man.

[Mike Dilks]

What the.

[Jimmy]

So I'm gonna run. I'm gonna have to buy some Cat 6 shielded. I'm gonna have to buy some.

[Tyler]

You're doing it tonight or tomorrow?

[Jimmy]

No, I'm not gonna do it tomorrow. Are you kidding me? We'd have to go.

[Tyler]

We have to. So am I not calling Sprint tomorrow?

[Jimmy]

I'm talking about the. That I'm gonna do on our end. You can call 18.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay, so.

[Jimmy]

But, like, I'm gonna have to run ca. I'm gonna have to run it up in the ceiling. I'm gonna have to drop hand to it down the wall, and then make sure that it doesn't get stepped on as it goes all the way over to this computer.

[Tyler]

So it's the same thing, just not on the floor.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, I mean, it's gonna. It's either gonna have to come out of the ceiling and come straight down, or I'm gonna have to run it in the floor. Like, run it down, put it in panduit so that it. The wire is protected.

[Tyler]

I get every third word I don't know you're talking about.

[Jimmy]

All right, so with a panduit panda. You remember the race car racetracks? Remember? Do you ever have Hot Wheels racetracks?

[Mike Dilks]

The.

[Tyler]

The ones where they.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Well, it looks like that, but it goes the opposite way. So it covers the wire and you run it down the wall.

[Tyler]

Oh, you're talking about the ones where you, like, put on your shelf and you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so you can. You can run it down the wall. Right, and protect the wire into it. Yeah, so I'm probably going to do that. We're going to run Cat 6 shielded, and we're going to get a new router, and we're going to pull everybody off the. Because I want to make sure that this router is. Is prioritizing the Ethernet.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know if that's it.

[Jimmy]

What do you think?

[Mike Dilks]

It just.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know about the whole camera. How many lines are going into that one box going into Stream yard.

[Jimmy]

It didn't happen before this, brother.

[Mike Dilks]

But we didn't use this program either. When Anto Hero.

[Jimmy]

The whole time was on Justin assured me that it was not the software. Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I just don't know how the video. I don't understand how the videos come through clear. But the camera.

[Jimmy]

That is the only question mark that I have that.

[Tyler]

Where's Justin and Ben at all day?

[Jimmy]

No, he's.

[Matt]

He's.

[Mike Dilks]

He's retiring.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's still retiring.

[Jimmy]

He's at a pajama party.

[Tyler]

He's at a pajama party?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Do you want me to send it to you? Oh, my God, dude, I'll send it to you.

[Tyler]

God damn it.

[Jimmy]

Justin.

[Tyler]

Justin.

[Jimmy]

I'm sitting. I'm sending it to. I'm sending it to everybody. Pajama part. I'm not even.

[Tyler]

You know what, dude? He ignored my phone call today.

[Jimmy]

There. He's. I mean, look at. Look at how fresh and clean this looks. Look, look, look.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

Are you at a pajama party right now?

[Mike Dilks]

No.

[Tyler]

Were you at a pajama party? Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, at my house.

[Tyler]

We just haven't seen you all day, so.

[Mike Dilks]

I've seen them now.

[Tyler]

Check to make sure you're all right.

[Jimmy]

We've seen more of them than we wanted.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, Mike's just jealous. It's not even Mike talking you.

[Tyler]

Because we're in potato mode.

[Mike Dilks]

Jesus. It's always Mike. Yeah, I went on and it was just straight blurry. No, I left.

[Jimmy]

I didn't even comment.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I'm.

[Tyler]

I'm in the hotel room in Atlanta.

[Jimmy]

Hey, we're. Got it. We're.

[Tyler]

Oh, I thought so. You. You went out of town.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, after his pajamas.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that. He's. He's doing his retirement world tour.

[Mike Dilks]

That was Jimmy. That was Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

That was Jimmy. Am I on the show right now? Yeah.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, hey.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, man. We're live. We.

[Tyler]

I thought you knew.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like, we. We do that on Thursday.

[Tyler]

9:30 on Thursday.

[Mike Dilks]

No, no, I know, I know. I just.

[Jimmy]

I saw it, but I was just fucking chilling, laying in bed, watching the football game. Who's winning?

[Mike Dilks]

How's the show going, guys?

[Tyler]

Good.

[Jimmy]

Not good, bro. Actually, we're back.

[Tyler]

We're back. We're back, we're back. All right, bye, Justin.

[Jimmy]

We are back, baby.

[Tyler]

No, yeah, we're. We're sorting out Internet providers right now, so I'll fill you in once you're.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Justin, I'm gonna run Cat 6 shielded. Send me the link. Send me the link.

[Mike Dilks]

Or not the link.

[Jimmy]

The code in the email.

[Mike Dilks]

I tried to set up open mic.

[Jimmy]

For tomorrow for you guys.

[Tyler]

All right, later. Bye.

[Mike Dilks]

Am I live?

[Jimmy]

Dude, you work here. You're retired. This is what you do now. Justin, did I get you?

[Tyler]

What?

[Mike Dilks]

He's got a pajama party.

[Jimmy]

I sent it to you.

[Tyler]

What's wrong with a man having a pajama party?

[Jimmy]

All right, just. Can we, can we put it up? Can we, can we.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. No, don't put it up. Don't put it.

[Tyler]

He put it up on his nose, but put it up.

[Mike Dilks]

I'll be the.

[Tyler]

No, you're not the. I'm saying put it up.

[Mike Dilks]

How are you gonna get it there?

[Tyler]

Oh, I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I. I said it to both of you.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm not responsible for it. I'm not responsible.

[Jimmy]

A, a, a the cc.

[Tyler]

Super chat. Can we say it small hat?

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

He's just saying, like, we love the Jews. The Jews in Israel are awesome. Watch. Our quality goes up to 1080p. And it did. It did.

[Mike Dilks]

There's a picture.

[Jimmy]

Dude, dude, look, it went back.

[Tyler]

You just got to thank the Jews.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Thank you, Jews. Hang on, hang on. I, I have a song to celebrate this moment. I gotta find it. Hang on. I. I love you guys. Or don't, don't, don't leave me hanging.

[Mike Dilks]

There you go.

[Tyler]

What was the song?

[Mike Dilks]

Here's the picture.

[Tyler]

All right, let's see. Oh, who is this? His family. He's a 45 year old man having a pajama party. Dude.

[Matt]

He said he's in Atlanta, right?

[Jimmy]

That was the last.

[Tyler]

New Year's pajama. Oh, no, that's not his family. Those are his friends.

[Jimmy]

Hey, Six Jedi's just Mike super chatted.

[Tyler]

You wouldn't do a pajama party with me and Heather. You guys wouldn't come over and have no.

[Jimmy]

I'm sorry, brother. No, no. I mean, I will go on a crew. I will go on a cruise. I will get up, but you won't come.

[Tyler]

No pajama party.

[Mike Dilks]

I will sleep like this anyway. I sleep in a pair of shorts like a human being. Like my shorts put on my black workout shorts and I sleep with those.

[Tyler]

And then I get up and I.

[Jimmy]

Work out and I eat testosterone.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, I'm not knocking it.

[Jimmy]

She's over here eating liver.

[Mike Dilks]

Some people have pineapples, some people flip them upside down. There's. There's different.

[Lewis]

Whatever.

[Mike Dilks]

Whatever floats your boat, man. Oh, now it's making sense.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Wait, pull the picture back up. Does anybody See a fishbowl with car keys in it. No, I'm just kidding. Justin.

[Jimmy]

Justin, I'm. You know what, though?

[Tyler]

Like, yeah, you're good, bro. I mean, to each their own.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, dude, I. I mean, like, I. You know, here's the thing.

[Mike Dilks]

I get you, right?

[Tyler]

We're busting his balls. He is such a nice person.

[Jimmy]

That's what I was gonna say.

[Tyler]

Like, he's not. That's what nice people do. They have pajama parties.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm a degenerate piece of dude.

[Lewis]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It's really hard to be computer an hour ago.

[Mike Dilks]

I get it.

[Jimmy]

It's like, it's really hard to be like, let's bust this guy's balls.

[Mike Dilks]

And it's like, well, I mean, it's nice, Cool world people live in.

[Jimmy]

Like, yeah, the rest of us don't live in that. I got. I got people fighting in the backyard next to the half empty funnel.

[Mike Dilks]

Psychopath. Jimmy had to work his own disturbance call.

[Tyler]

Shot the up.

[Mike Dilks]

My chicken's cold. Christ, somebody bring me a microwave.

[Jimmy]

You know, the best part was like, so you're gonna go back there.

[Mike Dilks]

You're like, we probably should have sent him. See, I'm the voice of reason. Y' all think I'm crazy. I'm the voice of reason.

[Jimmy]

I was like, I would have gone and I, I. Because I told him. I was like, I, I.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I said, you weren't watching last night.

[Jimmy]

Last night.

[Mike Dilks]

And I guess there was a. Some type of verbal disturbance, And Jimmy thought it was. Jimmy thought it was. He thought we could. What?

[Tyler]

He just kind of looked at Jimmy and studied him during that coffee fit.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I got the burn pit long.

[Tyler]

That guy, you don't know, like.

[Mike Dilks]

But he thought we couldn't hear it. But he thought we could hear it.

[Tyler]

I could hear it here.

[Jimmy]

I could hear it through the headphones that I had on.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And I was like.

[Mike Dilks]

Then he put his nods on. He was going dark. He was gonna go investigate. And then Tyler's like, jimmy, take the phone and record it. Like, no, no.

[Tyler]

Jimmy said, you want me to take the phone, Jimmy? Go watch it. Jimmy offered it, and I was like, hell, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

No.

[Tyler]

Mike said, dude, Jimmy, was it not you? I said, you want me to go take it in there?

[Jimmy]

I did, because I was over it.

[Mike Dilks]

He was drinking.

[Tyler]

No, he wasn't.

[Jimmy]

I was sober.

[Tyler]

He was sober.

[Jimmy]

I was sober.

[Mike Dilks]

As a judge, I saved you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, that was a good thing. You wouldn't be here today if I. If you would.

[Jimmy]

I. I It was. It was. It was going to be all about one specific person, and her name is not Lily. And I was gonna be like, I'm gonna, like, game on. Oh, that's a bit.

[Tyler]

1.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, she said the C word.

[Jimmy]

Oh, what did she say?

[Tyler]

Oh, what happened? What?

[Jimmy]

I don't know. I can't read what?

[Mike Dilks]

It said me to read it.

[Tyler]

What. What are we missing?

[Mike Dilks]

Put it up.

[Tyler]

Oh, first off, six Jedi said, happy New Year's, boys. Thanks, brother.

[Jimmy]

Okay. Thanks, six Jedi. You're the man.

[Tyler]

I'm not seeing anything.

[Mike Dilks]

I. I literally just posted it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I just can't see it.

[Tyler]

Posted what?

[Mike Dilks]

She.

[Jimmy]

It got it got it. It got pulled out of the chat.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, it's right there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it didn't get pulled out of our chat. It got pulled out of the live chat.

[Tyler]

Oh, so what's it say? No, I had it.

[Jimmy]

I had it with my mother because she's a. And you came back in and had nuked his chicken. And then I had to come back in and nuke his chicken.

[Mike Dilks]

I heard her come in, and she went and got the chicken for you.

[Tyler]

You need it. I'm telling you, man, if you let a camera crew just run, you'd make.

[Mike Dilks]

I would make as much. I would make as much, dude.

[Jimmy]

It would be like, my name is.

[Mike Dilks]

I would make as much money at my house, too. That would be. It would be good.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I couldn't do that.

[Mike Dilks]

I could.

[Tyler]

Oh, it would be great tv.

[Mike Dilks]

But the day I can have my wife out of that hell hole, I'll definitely invite a camera crew in.

[Tyler]

Okay, so we can see comments up there, but not on our phone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so I think the C word got it. Yeah, the C. The C word got it.

[Mike Dilks]

Because it's. It's stored on our server and.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so Lily had had had enough of. Of her mom, and I try to stay out of that. Like, I. I'm like, oh, really?

[Mike Dilks]

You wanted to go video it?

[Tyler]

But.

[Jimmy]

But, well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Like, I had totally real, like, hey, we got a live stream. I only needed. I only need an hour, man. I only need a hour. And then, of course, it was like, right when the hour came on, like, and she was like, oh, I had no idea. You knew I was live streaming and.

[Tyler]

You made a mother in law did it on purpose.

[Jimmy]

100.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike Dilks]

Sabotage. Listen up, y'.

[Tyler]

All.

[Mike Dilks]

It's a sabotage. Does she drink?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah. That was definitely alcohol involved. Yeah. 100. And I mean, like, I was the. That was one.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy was the Only one sober.

[Jimmy]

I was the one that was. That was the reason I was sober.

[Mike Dilks]

Because you were on live stream.

[Jimmy]

No, I was not. Dude. Jimmy actually gets clicks, man.

[Lewis]

Man.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like. But people are like, you look like a professional drinker, man.

[Mike Dilks]

Drug Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Drug Jimmy. I mean, even when we. Even when I it up, like, and Mike throws pins, it's still good.

[Mike Dilks]

It's good tv. Drunk. Mike's pretty good, too. I just does. I can't do it.

[Jimmy]

I know I can't do it. That's because you.

[Tyler]

You.

[Jimmy]

You hate yourself.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I just can't do it.

[Jimmy]

You just got to embrace the white trap.

[Tyler]

The emperor telling you to turn to the dark.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Mike Dilks]

It's one of those things that just sailed. That feeling, man, I can't deal with it.

[Tyler]

Matt, when's the last time you drank?

[Matt]

Wow. 2014. Like, September sometime, I think. I was watching.

[Tyler]

Wait, you haven't drank since 2014 or 2024? Oh, I was like, damn, bro.

[Matt]

No, not that long. No.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Like, I want to say, like, end of August last year, I think.

[Tyler]

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

If you put together what I've drank. I don't drink. I mean, I drink just as little as he does.

[Tyler]

Shut up, Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

August. I drank in August.

[Tyler]

We know you don't drink. You tell us every day.

[Mike Dilks]

And then. Yeah, somebody's got to maintain.

[Jimmy]

It's like. Like. Like I'm holding this. It's like, without me, the whole goddamn opera falls apart.

[Mike Dilks]

Sleeping in the other room. Sleeping on the couch. Jimmy was sleeping in there. I'm tiptoeing around.

[Jimmy]

No, you got. You got you. And Matt came through.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, that was bad trip. The first trip when Heather videoed, I was over there.

[Lewis]

No.

[Mike Dilks]

Bored for two hours.

[Tyler]

No, I was sleeping for, like, maybe 20 minutes. I felt guilty.

[Jimmy]

20 minutes.

[Tyler]

And I'm like, man, maybe I should get up. I just need a power nap. And I hear. No, it was him. He fell asleep sitting up.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I wasn't sitting up.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I got you to admit to it.

[Mike Dilks]

I laid down and put my hat like this.

[Tyler]

So I didn't look at you, bro, just straight up. I think I've got video of you snoring, too.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah? From Jersey. No, then the other guy. I got video. The other guy snoring, bro.

[Tyler]

I was. It was. It was. Mike was on the couch to my right.

[Mike Dilks]

And then Mike got the couch.

[Tyler]

Phil from Human Performance was all the way on the left on another bed, and I was in the middle of, like, this orchestra.

[Mike Dilks]

He wasn't doing much Worse. Had draft beers in the refrigerator. He's such an alcoholic. Brought draft beers up from the bar.

[Tyler]

He wanted to get it. They didn't have bottled Guinness. I'm a good friend. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I walked three draft Guinness up there, and he didn't even drink them.

[Mike Dilks]

Nope. He hung out with Brent.

[Tyler]

Who? Yeah, right.

[Mike Dilks]

Who?

[Tyler]

Who?

[Mike Dilks]

Brent Who? Phil did. No, that's what he hung out with. I'm. Say it. That's what we hung out with. He said, tyler.

[Jimmy]

Damn, bro.

[Mike Dilks]

Damn.

[Jimmy]

By the way, this is the same guy. Same guy that looked at Tyler and, like, tears in his eyes was like, I won't let you fail.

[Tyler]

I won't.

[Mike Dilks]

I won't. Here I am. Uphill both ways, dude. I drive uphill both ways.

[Jimmy]

Did you watch. Did you watch my. My show with Justin?

[Tyler]

Yes, I had the very amount today, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yesterday. Yesterday, yeah. Because I was like, let me tell you about Mike. And I was like, let me tell you, like, mike, you think? Like, me and Mike, we, like, go at it? And then, like, I'm like, hey, Mike, you got a second? He's like, call me right now. And. And, like, Mike is like, go, Jimmy. Go do it.

[Mike Dilks]

People don't realize that. People think I'm a. Tyler tells you I'm a. And I'm really not. It's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Mike Dilks]

But I like playing the role because, you know, when you're surrounded by, you gotta, like, compensate for them. So, like, you know, everybody around Tyler so much. I have to, like.

[Jimmy]

But. But Tyler's such a nice guy.

[Tyler]

Oh, God.

[Mike Dilks]

You don't have to say that. Jimmy's gone.

[Jimmy]

No, no, I'm serious. Like, as a boss, he's like, it takes a lot for him to crash out. It doesn't take a lot for you and me to crash.

[Mike Dilks]

He slides those little subtle jabs in.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

He's like, like, you can do your job. Like when I didn't send any videos yet.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Are you gonna do your job tonight?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, no, he's good. He's good. And I wouldn't let him fail that.

[Jimmy]

Nine months ago, and we are still here.

[Mike Dilks]

Yes. That's it. We're all friends now.

[Jimmy]

I mean. I mean, I'll be honest with you. The. The best thing that ever happened to us was you crashing out. You and Tyler being like, jimmy, you gotta. You gotta knock off the drinking. And it was like, okay, good to go. And then it was like, all right, you're good. I'm good. We're good. And it was like, all right. We're this Is great.

[Mike Dilks]

And my cruise was pretty greater than that, though.

[Jimmy]

What's that?

[Mike Dilks]

My cruise is way greater than any of that. Yeah, no, it was. You know, it is what it is.

[Jimmy]

I wish we could have put that on Patreon, honestly.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, I mean, when you're. You know how it is. Different personalities around each other, kind of mosh pitted into a studio. Lewis just says whatever he wants, pushes all the buttons. Tyler gets mad at Lewis, then deflects it on the hus.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Dude. Lily, right, Louis. Lily is who gets the madness at you.

[Mike Dilks]

Be honest. Say it.

[Jimmy]

Wait, are you.

[Mike Dilks]

Who gets the mad. No, the other Lewis who gets maddest.

[Jimmy]

I'm not mad at you.

[Mike Dilks]

If you had to vote, like, who gets the most upset with you, who would it be?

[Jimmy]

I'd say Tyler.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Lewis, who. Who actually, like, is really nice to you all the time? His dad in the studio, you jackass.

[Mike Dilks]

Go ahead. Go ahead.

[Matt]

Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Wow. Wow.

[Mike Dilks]

See, behind closed doors, I asked Louis. I. His day was how his bikes riding. No, you're very nice to.

[Jimmy]

I think everybody's.

[Mike Dilks]

You threw him a layup, and he's so honest.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he's just like. Like, I really don't like you, Jimmy, to be honest. Yeah. I don't care how much you are nice to me.

[Mike Dilks]

He's not honest.

[Tyler]

He's not.

[Jimmy]

He's honest. No, dude, Lily. Lily's. Lily's texting me. Like, she's like, we live in a $500,000 house. It's not a trap house. Okay, well, I guess we're just gonna go. No, no, no. Because we're. Because you guys are constantly make. She's like, over the whole trap house comment, she's like, we don't live.

[Mike Dilks]

See, Heather is very honest. I like that.

[Tyler]

What'd she say?

[Mike Dilks]

She said Tyler's a. Oh, she's a. Tyler's an. And doesn't care about anyone's day. Boy, I appreciate honesty. I like honesty when I see it. I like. Lewis is honest. And your wife is a very honest person. I appreciate that.

[Jimmy]

If anybody doesn't care about anybody's day, it's mostly Mike. How you doing? All right, guys, I'm out.

[Mike Dilks]

Are you mad? That you want me.

[Tyler]

It's one minute after we end recording. All right, got you.

[Mike Dilks]

What do you want me to do, jerk you off? Like, I've been here all day.

[Tyler]

Dude sounds like a nice guy.

[Mike Dilks]

And then. And then if we go to the messages, I get 700 texts a day.

[Tyler]

Calls he's not wrong. About what?

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, I don't know. You want to. This catastrophe that.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

And then I talked. I love how Tyler and I talked to my wife. Tyler and Matt are, like, doing this.

[Lewis]

Just letting you guys work it out, man. I got nothing to add to this.

[Mike Dilks]

How. How long am I supposed to stay to get drunk?

[Jimmy]

Until we die, man.

[Mike Dilks]

Supposed to drink?

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Mike Dilks]

See, I leave to go home like a normal person. Jimmy never leaves. Jimmy never leaves. Jimmy lives here.

[Tyler]

I'll come in like 72 hours later.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy, like, I'm still working on the Cat 6.

[Jimmy]

I'm working.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm shielding it. Jimmy, it's Sunday. You ain't been home yet. We got a show tomorrow.

[Jimmy]

I came here early, guys. I just came here early.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Everybody has their part, right? Everybody's got their part.

[Jimmy]

I mean, well, what Lily's got here.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Jimmy]

Again?

[Mike Dilks]

Twice again.

[Jimmy]

What most people don't know is, is how much is real and how much is.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

It's all part of the show.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike Dilks]

We planned all that. Me and Jimmy didn't really yell at each other that day. We wrote that down.

[Jimmy]

No, we really did.

[Lewis]

I've seen you guys read stuff that's written down.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, we don't read well. And it ain't that good. Ain't that good.

[Jimmy]

I read good.

[Mike Dilks]

They've got six star 50, 000 reviews.

[Tyler]

They got 50,000.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you make me laugh hard enough.

[Tyler]

And then 60, 000 plus five star rating and review. Review.

[Mike Dilks]

Beautiful. Just clip that. We can just play it back.

[Tyler]

We just insert it.

[Jimmy]

What we need to do is just instead of having to do an ad, read, be like. Do what Justin does and be like, all right, before we do this, we're going to take one word from our sponsor and it's like, hey, guys.

[Mike Dilks]

He starts everything with, hey, guys.

[Tyler]

Hey, guys.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, hey, guys. We should have a pajama party. Hey, guys. I love Justin.

[Jimmy]

I. I just.

[Mike Dilks]

He's really cool to hang out with.

[Jimmy]

Justin is. He is the.

[Mike Dilks]

He's never. I've never seen him upset, ever.

[Jimmy]

I can't imagine him, like, going hands on with, like, a suspect. I'd just be like, I'm really. It's like a Canadian. Like, I'm really sorry I'm breaking your arm right now. But, like, he is like a Canadian.

[Mike Dilks]

His mouth would go up like this on South Park. No, he's a really nice. He's a good dude. Any hard worker. Like, he never complains. Like, not like me. I'm A crybaby. But, yeah, he's. He is. You know, and he takes the jokes.

[Jimmy]

He's good. He doesn't even. I mean, like, the jokes don't even bother him. He's like.

[Tyler]

He's very.

[Jimmy]

Whatever.

[Mike Dilks]

He's very funny, too. Yeah, yeah, he's very slick funny.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Justin gets attitudy, though.

[Mike Dilks]

He does.

[Tyler]

He does.

[Mike Dilks]

He does a little bit. You get it, too, when you're firing Lewis and pounding on the desk and all that.

[Tyler]

No, I get angry.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, but you try to act like you're not, and then you're real dick. I think then it really comes out. He's gonna fire me one day. I was gonna see how that worked.

[Tyler]

You came in with 1% of this company. Remember that? I did.

[Mike Dilks]

No, no. Counterculture. I was 1%.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's right.

[Mike Dilks]

And then Reagan quit, and you just absorbed it. I just absorbed it. Look at me now. Two hours of drive each way.

[Jimmy]

I mean, at least you're not like the Road Warrior, where it's like, i4.

[Mike Dilks]

Is a. I don't envy. I don't envy your drive.

[Tyler]

The i4 is a death.

[Jimmy]

Crap.

[Matt]

It's hell. I'm so glad I don't have to make.

[Tyler]

He starts in his driveway, shuts his visor.

[Jimmy]

It's like. It's. It's the Road Warriors.

[Mike Dilks]

Start your engine, dude.

[Jimmy]

It's not even that.

[Mike Dilks]

It's r. The Dale hat.

[Jimmy]

It's like, yeah, I have the Dale hat. I'm like, dale.

[Tyler]

He listens to the audio tracks of racism.

[Mike Dilks]

That's exact.

[Jimmy]

No, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. Like, I'm not. That's. That is absolutely.

[Mike Dilks]

Here comes Jimmy in turn four, rubbing his racing.

[Jimmy]

Like. That was an FHP cruiser right there.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, they put the vodka down, dude.

[Jimmy]

I. I got on. I got on the Courtney Campbell yesterday, and I was coming out, right? And. And so I'm coming.

[Tyler]

How's that?

[Jimmy]

It's a bridge. Oh, it's a bridge going from Clearwater to Tampa. And so on my way here this morning, I'm coming out, and there's a. A vehicle. I can tell it's a police vehicle, but I can't. It's an suv, but, like, don't know which one till you get close. And then, of course, it's like, like, all right, is it clear water? Is it pcso?

[Tyler]

We went back to quality. Not that anybody cares.

[Jimmy]

And then if I realize, it's Tampa, right? So Tampa has jurisdiction on the other side of things. Yeah, I could. And then, because I've had this happen before where you blow by him and then he gets into his jurisdiction and he comes and nails you. Because it's really easy to see the giant number eight on the back of my truck.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, it's like, oh, it was the black truck with the number 8 on racing sticker on the side. Yeah, that. That's the guy I want. So I was like, I just sat behind that dude.

[Tyler]

What are you a Jeff Gordon fan?

[Jimmy]

That's why I wish I could. That's why I want the Cockville sticker be like, what do you hate Cockville? I'm live streaming you right now. You're gonna be on cup build.

[Lewis]

They will be watching a video of Jimmy on.

[Tyler]

Dragged out of a car.

[Jimmy]

And you guys arguing, getting some distraction.

[Matt]

Whenever he blows or whatever y' all call.

[Jimmy]

Should we get the distraction?

[Mike Dilks]

Lewis has got something.

[Tyler]

Oh, Lou's got something.

[Mike Dilks]

He's cooking.

[Jimmy]

This is actually me.

[Tyler]

Okay, That was pretty funny.

[Mike Dilks]

It's got.

[Jimmy]

Dude, Lewis, that was.

[Tyler]

I like it.

[Jimmy]

That was surprisingly great.

[Mike Dilks]

That's poor Lewis. He's responsible for the bad Internet signal.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Everything screaming in the mics.

[Jimmy]

God damn it, Lewis.

[Mike Dilks]

But I.

[Tyler]

But I keep everything to myself inside.

[Mike Dilks]

Nobody knows it. And one day the front door's gonna blow apart.

[Jimmy]

We're go. Go down in a hail of bullets.

[Tyler]

Sorry.

[Mike Dilks]

I told the.

[Jimmy]

He's gonna. He's gonna turn Rob's evidence.

[Mike Dilks]

Lewis left his backpack here. Yeah. Is that. It's ticking.

[Jimmy]

Oh my God. Oh my God. I am so hungry I could eat the ass out of a dead.

[Tyler]

What happened?

[Matt]

Eat the ass?

[Tyler]

Yeah, like that crazy lady.

[Matt]

A new one.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Hey, what are you gonna eat?

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna door dash something, man. I'm not okay to drive. So like I'm.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Make it.

[Mike Dilks]

That was it.

[Jimmy]

Was it the sippy cup?

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, it was a double fister. The 11 second chug on the straight whiskey.

[Tyler]

Have nipple hunting.

[Mike Dilks]

He's like, you know when you're feeling your carp, you can see the needle going. The bac was just.

[Tyler]

You would get you like a. Like a. A man sized like hamster thing where you go.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Every once in a while you gotta put some mixers in there. Jungle juice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Get a.

[Jimmy]

Or the grog.

[Mike Dilks]

The. Wait, wait, wait.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Mike Dilks]

At the end of the show we can dump it on him.

[Tyler]

Hey.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh yeah. Like, like, like.

[Jimmy]

I'm Coach Saban. I'm Coach Saban.

[Mike Dilks]

Give me you1. 73 weeks, the fastest drinker here. Longer streak than The Undertaker wall of, like, Jimmy Awards.

[Tyler]

It's like, most drunk drunk.

[Jimmy]

So wait, but here. Here's an actual question for you. So when you guys got your cross rifles, when you remember the grog we had to drink when we go up to Honor Hill, was there alcohol in yours?

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

There was definitely alcohol in mine.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, I know mine was, like. Mine was 30 years ago.

[Jimmy]

It's, like, ready to breathe fire coming out.

[Tyler]

It was like, right after we took the hill.

[Jimmy]

Right, Right. So when you come back from the ftx, right, you go up and you go to Honor Hill. It's at night. They got the torches lit, and it's like, you know, through these. Whatever.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I remember that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You were an infantryman at that point. And I was so happy to be done, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Oh, man. Like, 20 weeks. It felt like it was long because when we went through 20 years after he did, they mixed everything. It was called One Stop Unit training. And they just. They knocked out your basic training and your infantry.

[Mike Dilks]

I did the same thing.

[Jimmy]

You did. Yeah, he did OSA too.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. It was all. It was AIT.

[Jimmy]

No, 16 weeks, man.

[Tyler]

AIT. But then it was eight weeks of.

[Mike Dilks]

Basic, and then you stayed in the same place.

[Tyler]

Call it One Stop Unit Training.

[Mike Dilks]

No, it wasn't so cultivated.

[Tyler]

I was making a point. Point, dude. A long time ago.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. He was trying to make a joke.

[Mike Dilks]

It was bad. I was there just as long as you guys.

[Jimmy]

He went to basic training at Valley.

[Mike Dilks]

Forge there just as long.

[Tyler]

I was there just as long as y'.

[Mike Dilks]

All. Eight weeks, five weeks, three weeks. Everyone's cool.

[Tyler]

How long was our osa?

[Jimmy]

Oh, oh. Set was. So it's. It's eight weeks and it's.

[Tyler]

I thought basic training was nine.

[Jimmy]

Eight. It's eight.

[Mike Dilks]

Well, I was a weekend reception. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Depending on how long.

[Mike Dilks]

Then we had a weekend pass us, and then we went.

[Jimmy]

Well, they didn't give us. There was no.

[Mike Dilks]

They let our family come. Not because we graduated.

[Tyler]

No.

[Mike Dilks]

And then because the National Guards guys left.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I had that.

[Jimmy]

I did not.

[Tyler]

So between. Well, it was Thanksgiving, and it was, like, right in between where. Where basic training would have ended and AIT would have started.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So they let us. They let our parents come on base and they released us. But we couldn't leave, dude. The race or. Like, we were Columbus.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. We had to stay on the base, but there was, like, the. Or hotel right up. But yeah, I had, like, that two break and then went right back.

[Jimmy]

Not what happened for Me.

[Tyler]

Oh. All I did was eat M M's, dude.

[Jimmy]

Like, I. They literally were like, okay, you guys are done with basic training. Nothing changes. It's only getting harder from here. It was like. And then we started, and it was like, Two days later, September 11th happened.

[Tyler]

Matt, did you spend any holidays in boot camp?

[Matt]

Yeah, I was there for Christmas.

[Jimmy]

Did they sing Happy Birthday?

[Tyler]

Did you sing Happy Birthday to Jesus?

[Jimmy]

That is sacrilege.

[Tyler]

No, they.

[Matt]

I don't remember doing Chesty does. Not that all they did was they us up all day because I don't think there was any. You know, we were basically in the spa bay the whole day, and they just crushed the house and, you know, threw everything everywhere. And then they let us watch Braveheart at the.

[Tyler]

Cool.

[Matt]

Yeah, it was cool.

[Mike Dilks]

My birthday.

[Jimmy]

There's some sort of exorcism happening in.

[Tyler]

The chat that what happened.

[Matt]

Exorcism?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Your wife is rebuking demons.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, she does that.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Tyler]

You spent Christmas in boot camp?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Tyler]

See, in the army, we had this thing called Christmas exodus, and we got two weeks vacation during the holidays in the middle. The middle of the Marine Corps doesn't.

[Matt]

No, they did not do that with us.

[Jimmy]

So I. No, I, I, I don't. I never saw that. That was. That's a different.

[Mike Dilks]

I turned 20 basic, and that was not fun having a birthday. You got special treatment that day.

[Jimmy]

I don't even want to tell you. I. Even though I like, I. My birthday is coming up, and I'm. I'm actually like, I don't know if I want you guys to know, but then I know you're cops, and I'm.

[Mike Dilks]

Like, they'll probably not anymore.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I can't look you up in any databases.

[Mike Dilks]

Okay.

[Tyler]

But somebody said your birthday's in two weeks. Weeks.

[Jimmy]

It is in two weeks. Which day it does two weeks? Doesn't matter. Doesn't.

[Matt]

January 15th.

[Tyler]

Nope.

[Matt]

Somewhere around there.

[Jimmy]

You can't. No, no, no. If you get it on the wrong day, you can't me up. You got to get the right day.

[Matt]

I'm not gonna say happy birthday randomly. I'm just gonna hit you up and I'll get it out of you, man.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, I'll call you. Well, but see, here's. I don't know how it was in.

[Tyler]

The Marine Corps, but in the army.

[Jimmy]

You got up on same thing in the Marine Corps.

[Matt]

Every birthday I had was. Dude, I went to Afghanistan on my 20th birthday. That was the day we stepped off.

[Jimmy]

God damn it, Lilith.

[Matt]

And then I spent my other. My 21st birthday in the field doing radio watch, so. I mean, they ruined it themselves, man. Thankfully, I didn't have a birthday in boot camp, though.

[Jimmy]

21St.

[Mike Dilks]

I did.

[Jimmy]

21St birthday, I was in Hawaii, so I got. I got.

[Tyler]

Matt was one day off.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he was one day off.

[Mike Dilks]

I turned 20.

[Tyler]

16Th or 14th.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm 21 at 16.

[Matt]

Good.

[Tyler]

But you'll be. You'll be. Oh, yeah, you'll be. Saf. If it's not a recording studio day, it's not a Monday.

[Mike Dilks]

Happy birthday. Yeah, you can take the day off. Yeah. What day of the week is it?

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

No, he'll be here.

[Jimmy]

You know how much.

[Mike Dilks]

It's definitely recording day.

[Tyler]

No, It's Friday the 16th. No, but it's a. It's a home recording.

[Mike Dilks]

Well, no, it'll be here from Friday. Thursday night.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because I'll be here in the morning.

[Mike Dilks]

Bring him a Egg mcmuffin or something, dude.

[Jimmy]

Like, I'll come in looking like I got beat. The.

[Mike Dilks]

I noticed the McDonald's bags are growing in that trash can. Somebody's.

[Tyler]

We don't take the trash out.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't know who's eating it.

[Tyler]

I can't remember the last time we've taken the trash out here.

[Jimmy]

I. I'm the. Like, normally, before I leave on Fridays, I go take the trash out.

[Tyler]

All three of them.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Go look at the cameras.

[Mike Dilks]

Go look at the camera.

[Tyler]

Thank you, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

No, it's not like a. It's like a. Dude. When.

[Tyler]

When.

[Jimmy]

When this guy gives $40,000 and this works his ass off. It's like, well, what can you do? I can take out the trash. I mean, I could at least do that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. That's awesome. I was gonna say it doesn't stink, so that's good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Remember when it smelled like old beer?

[Tyler]

Old beer and, like, rotting food. We don't Instagram. We don't use trash bags in our trash cans. So they're just.

[Jimmy]

We're not potato, by the way.

[Tyler]

The way. Oh, good. What are you stressing about, Mike?

[Mike Dilks]

I'm not. Oh, you were like, my head hurts.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Tyler]

Is talking with us giving you a headache?

[Mike Dilks]

I've been around you guys now for 13 hours.

[Jimmy]

He's like, I need to go on a cruise.

[Tyler]

Do you ever just, like. Just, like, go away in your mind to a cruise?

[Mike Dilks]

I've been there for, like, last 10 minutes. You guys been talking?

[Jimmy]

No, dude, I mean, I. I don't blame you.

[Mike Dilks]

I enjoy it, dude. I mean.

[Jimmy]

I mean, can you.

[Mike Dilks]

What would I Do, like, sit around, be retired and have no stress. Like, like, this is great.

[Jimmy]

Can you imagine having me and Tyler, like, if you could run the squad the way you wanted to, and, and like, let's say Jimmy is a cop with no training.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I would definitely bring you guys on. I'd bring Jimmy on. It'd be a great cup.

[Jimmy]

You really think so?

[Mike Dilks]

Yes, yes.

[Jimmy]

Wow.

[Mike Dilks]

You listen.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Did you listen? Would you. You would listen. You would understand, and you have that.

[Tyler]

But do you think he'd become one of those cops that do what they're told, no matter what?

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. It would be the hard part.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I don't think he would. I think he would. I think he'd be a good guy to have. He's like, you know, they're always on a good squad. There has to be different personalities. Everybody's the same. It just doesn't work. Jimmy would be that guy that would just help out with everything. Jimmy would be very helpful with, like, you're at a crime scene or you need, like, hey, can you.

[Tyler]

Affirmative.

[Mike Dilks]

Can you run this guy? Like, I always had the guy and I used to do it too. Like, you get a guy with a big dope arrest, it's like, like, let me take your dope to the evidence room for you.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Instead of you going to the jail, doing the whole rest, affidavit, hour and a half booking, go to the jail. Yeah. But yeah, be like, hey, Jimmy, can.

[Tyler]

You k. Mike wants to be the rock star that gets the dopa.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. Mike wants to be the sergeant that has the guys.

[Tyler]

My report, too.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I write the report. Jimmy, you go look up the stats for supervisors at that sheriff's office any day you want and see what sergeant made the most arrest or any arrest that dude. I never minded that.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I think that, like, that the, the reason why I thought of it was when we were talking about skits and I was like.

[Lewis]

I think.

[Jimmy]

Mike would actually have a lot of fun dealing with every day.

[Mike Dilks]

Great. Tyler's lazy. Sits in parking lots, doesn't do anything. 69 and vest is off. Chow and chipotle, 50%.

[Jimmy]

I've never a change. I, I want that shirt. It's like two cars.

[Tyler]

This 69.

[Jimmy]

69 in the park lot.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, we're about there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, man, we are about there. Hey, it's. Hey, listen, guys. It's gonna be a amazing year.

[Mike Dilks]

It's already new year, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

What's the second or first?

[Jimmy]

Jimmy would be fired.

[Mike Dilks]

Holy.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy would be fired. That's what?

[Tyler]

Hey, I can't get any worse in 2025. Dude, that was a roller coaster.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, it was a wild year.

[Tyler]

It was great. There's so much good in that year, but there was also so much chaos.

[Jimmy]

I mean, the stuff that the, the thing that I think you need to remember is that, like, the stuff that you would. On the outside looking in, you go, man, that was really shitty. You're like, that was probably the best thing that ever happened to us.

[Tyler]

Oh, for sure.

[Jimmy]

And it was like, man, that's really.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, because I met you, like, met you a year. Just a year ago. I mean, I met you before that, but I came on a year ago. Yeah, only been a year.

[Tyler]

Look what we're gonna do in another year.

[Mike Dilks]

We've been on two road trips. Two trips out of the state.

[Tyler]

At least three.

[Mike Dilks]

Two road trips in the.

[Jimmy]

And a cruise is coming.

[Mike Dilks]

We went on two, three trips out of state.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I'm looking forward to that.

[Mike Dilks]

Philly, Dallas, Jersey, Jersey city, Ohio, Washington, D.C. yeah.

[Tyler]

Travel a lot.

[Mike Dilks]

Talk about cruise. I've been on more trips with you than my wife.

[Tyler]

What are you talking about?

[Mike Dilks]

Think about that. I went on more trips with you last year than I did with my wife.

[Tyler]

I know my. I think my wife likes to get rid of me from time to time.

[Mike Dilks]

I do, too. That's why I leave. No driving so fast. No.

[Jimmy]

Dude, Lily. Lily hates it. She hates it when I'm gone. She hates it.

[Mike Dilks]

My wife doesn't hate it. She's like, oh, she gonna leave tomorrow. You gotta chill. You should go see Reagan in Dallas.

[Jimmy]

Well, you were like. Well, I mean, like, what was funny was during the live stream last night, you were like, are we working tomorrow? We're like, yeah, dude. Oh, that's right.

[Mike Dilks]

Super chats again. Two of them, cc. Yes, sir. Yeah, I forget. Now we're five days a week.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we.

[Tyler]

We pretty much already starting, what, today?

[Jimmy]

Tomorrow?

[Tyler]

No, starting today. I mean, we, we started this morning.

[Mike Dilks]

Tomorrow, 11am 11am Will you be home, Jimmy?

[Tyler]

Five days a week?

[Jimmy]

No, I'm gonna be right here in the studio. I'm. I'm not driving, dude.

[Tyler]

I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna do it.

[Jimmy]

Like, I, I, the, the scare that I got with. I mean, first of all, Largo. Largo was dope. They were so awesome. They knew exactly who the you were. They knew exactly who the I was. And they were like, dude, go home.

[Tyler]

Did they root you on during your field sobriety test desk?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they were.

[Mike Dilks]

They were like, jimmy, Go too new then. Now it would happen. Yeah, he was. It was newer then.

[Tyler]

Yeah. You were just on.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, you can sit. Like, I would sit where. Have Jimmy sit where his desk is. And like, I would go in there and do what?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, that's what we're talking. Because I. I would like to do us both in studio. But if we did it with Jimmy sitting in your desk and Mike, I'll.

[Jimmy]

Do it from my computer.

[Mike Dilks]

I would have Jimmy sit there. You either. You sitting there.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. You could do it from your.

[Jimmy]

On my studio. Yeah, from the.

[Mike Dilks]

From that way you guys can see.

[Jimmy]

Not live from the trap. From the shadows. Live from the shadows, Jimmy, there you.

[Mike Dilks]

Sit at either your desk or in the middle of that desk.

[Jimmy]

It's the shadow cave. Can we click? Yeah. Is it the shadows or the shadow cave?

[Tyler]

Dude, it's your call. I don't know. That looks like a cave back there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the shadow cave. Live from the shadow Cave.

[Tyler]

Jimmy's got his studio.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Mike. And the plug, or taking the plug will be over there. And the other studio.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. Natalie's working on the background in the intro right now.

[Tyler]

We got the night shift studio. We got the antihero studio. I think we're fresh out of studios. We got space for more.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, we can. We can actually.

[Mike Dilks]

Matt's lifting show.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Matt. Matt. Matt's the gun show. What are you talking about?

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, Federal update over here. Update.

[Tyler]

Actually, isn't that illegal?

[Jimmy]

That seems like it's a. A violation of statute. Blah, blah, blah.

[Tyler]

He was. He was concerned. Yeah. I didn't think you could do that, Mike. That was legal to.

[Jimmy]

To.

[Mike Dilks]

I mean, I.

[Jimmy]

At some point, I'd really like to do gun content. I. Because there's a lot of people that ask about, like, all of us, like, guns. And it's like, we talk about guns all the time, but we never talk about, like, hey, do a pocket dump and what is your edc? And I mean, I kind of gotta ask.

[Tyler]

I kind of think they used to ask when Brent was here. Brett, friends, fans, used to ask them all.

[Jimmy]

I. I think that's the redt. I. I think it's really gay. But at the same time, like. Like, the whole, like, do your pocket dump. I think that's what the pot. I don't so it. Like. So a operator comes in, he's like, what do you carry every day? And, like, out comes a pocket knife from.

[Tyler]

I carry a tourniquet. A knife.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, A. I carry a lottery pencil. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean like, like, I mean like if we were gonna do the skit.

[Tyler]

It would be like Chipotle receipt, here's.

[Jimmy]

Some cigarettes and a, a receipt from Sonoko.

[Tyler]

Do a pocket dump. But you're not gonna like it.

[Jimmy]

But I mean also I mean like, I mean Tyler, you're not a gun guy.

[Tyler]

Mike, you're all that noise.

[Mike Dilks]

I've been posting a video.

[Jimmy]

Oh, Mike's not a gun guy. He just doesn't like staccatos and his Sig doesn't go off.

[Mike Dilks]

No, I don't like, I don't mind staccato. I think it's not a, it's not a duty weapon. Why it's, you should never have a double gun with a safety as a duty weapon.

[Jimmy]

I completely agree.

[Mike Dilks]

Don't you go bang. And the guys are, you can train for it. You can do all that, that's fine. But it's still one more thing that you don't.

[Jimmy]

First of all, if you don't put your booger hooker on the trigger, it shouldn't go off.

[Mike Dilks]

I just look at, it's a competition gun. It's a very, it's a great gun. But I just, I think when you pull your gun out in a high stress situation, you, you, when you pull the triggers.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I mean like even like what 1911.

[Mike Dilks]

Because imagine you're wrestling the gun right. And you don't get, you don't get the beaver tail depressed in your hand.

[Jimmy]

I got a 1911.

[Mike Dilks]

You can't pull the trigger. It's not going to work. It just doesn't make sense.

[Jimmy]

That gun just too, it's over engineered.

[Mike Dilks]

It's a competition gun.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I, I, I, I'm a Glock 19 guy. I didn't think I was going to be a Glock 19 guy. I was a Sig guy until I started contracting and they made us use the Glock 19 and I was like, like actually because I always thought Glock was like a cop gun.

[Mike Dilks]

It is.

[Tyler]

It kind of is.

[Jimmy]

It is but, but it's like a Ford Explorer.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's, why would I drive that? It's a cop car.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You know, but like I mean I started using it and I was like the thing always goes bang. We would go out and he looked.

[Tyler]

At me and went I thought it.

[Jimmy]

Was a cop gun but, but it always goes bang. We went out and torture tested them. They, we shot. I think I shot like 9,9000 rounds. In the course of training through this gun over four night like four months, never cleaned it Purposely, like, when's it gonna jam? Like, when's it gonna do it?

[Tyler]

You were still training over it, huh? You like your whip training?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Damn, dude.

[Tyler]

We.

[Jimmy]

We shot. We shot so many rounds and whips, it was ridiculous. And they really stressed the pistol. Like, I was good with the rifle. I had no problems with the rifle.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

The pistol was like, well, so what?

[Tyler]

That's because your combat arms, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it was like M4.

[Tyler]

I never shot a pistol in the army.

[Jimmy]

I M9 when I was on the machine gun team. That's it.

[Tyler]

Oh, I. Yeah, I did a short range marksmanship. Yeah, we shot M9.

[Jimmy]

And then when, you know, like international sniper competition, there's, you know, competition. They had a little glass balls that you would shoot, you know, that are hanging on a little string. They have red dye in them.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like you'd shoot those. And like, I. Oh, I lied.

[Tyler]

I went to a badass PSD course when I was a private and we shot Glock.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I could not shoot a pistol, dude.

[Jimmy]

I sucked at pistol. I had no idea. I got good at shooting pistols at the whips course. And it was the Glock and I was carrying a Sig.

[Mike Dilks]

Whatever gun you get, that's the way I look at it. I. I carried a Glock 21 for years. That's what the agency was issued. And then we'd switch the Sig, and I made SWAT with the Sig and just. Just shot the Sig so much in SWAT training. Yeah, I just got so comfortable with that gun.

[Jimmy]

I like the three personally. I mean, this is for the record. The Sig365 is the best concealed carry gun on the market. I don't care what anybody tells you. It is more modular. It has more ammo capacity. It's. I mean, it's like, it's. It comes stock. Like, if you just buy the gun, don't put anything on it. The sights are awesome, the trigger is awesome. Like, you can get the extended mag so that it has a full grip on it. The SIG365 Spectre Comp, I have the.

[Lewis]

XL, so it's just slightly bigger. And then I put a magazine extender slide cut too. So I put an optic on it. It's like, you don't have to worry about getting it slide cut.

[Mike Dilks]

Or I put the Romeo Zero on it. Yeah, the circle dot. I got the extended mag, I got the compensator on it. And.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, but. But the thing is, is that like, yeah, you got all that, that you don't have to. If you go to the gun show shop right now and you go, I want the SIG 365 and you get the, you know, basic model, you will not be disappointed. It's. I mean, that is a gun that you can carry concealed. And you could absolutely be like, I can get in a gunfight with this gun and, and I'll be fine. Yeah, I mean, like, you could. Not that you would want to, but like, if you were like, hey, that's your duty weapon, you'd be like, well.

[Mike Dilks]

Some of our detectives wear booty weapon. They wear the 365, which is policy violation. But, dude, I walk around in full kit with a minigun. There was a stupid morons.

[Jimmy]

Dude, we still got to break down the whole AI. Breaking down the.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, what's everybody talking about? The stretcher video.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, I said I saw that.

[Tyler]

What is it? It's the AI One with the fat coming.

[Jimmy]

What is the straight. Hey, put it in the chat.

[Mike Dilks]

I gotta find it. Hold on. Somebody sent it to me. I get so many messages.

[Jimmy]

I, I, Dude, I get. I get so many, and I, I love it. I actually, I, I love getting the messages. I wish I could reply to them all, but, like, I love.

[Mike Dilks]

I do.

[Jimmy]

I'm. I'm like, normally deep into research.

[Mike Dilks]

When I don't do that, I talk and post people.

[Jimmy]

You're so full of, Mike.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't research. You do.

[Lewis]

I?

[Jimmy]

This, this is the incredulous face. I don't.

[Mike Dilks]

What do I research?

[Tyler]

I knew you did there.

[Mike Dilks]

What do I research?

[Jimmy]

So you're gonna talk about. All right, all right, guys. Today we're gonna talk about.

[Mike Dilks]

Well, that, well, that's different. Yeah, I don't do what you do.

[Jimmy]

But, but I mean, like, but it's the same thing. Yeah, you're. You're just being a detective and I'm just being a historian. It's still the same.

[Mike Dilks]

You're smarter than me.

[Jimmy]

Off.

[Tyler]

Do you think you're ever gonna make it to attempt to try to find that battlefield?

[Jimmy]

I want to. I want to so bad.

[Tyler]

You have no Iraq, though, right?

[Jimmy]

It is, It's. It's.

[Tyler]

It's not a safe place for.

[Jimmy]

It's south of Erbil, and it's. It was controlled by ISIS for a long time. So the reason why we can find that battlefield. So Alexander the Great moves in. He's getting ready to take over the Persian Empire. And so they, they. He comes out of the mountains and.

[Tyler]

The.

[Jimmy]

The Persian Emperor, I guess you would call him Is Darius. You know, king, King Darius. He's the king. And he wanted to use his newest and greatest underwaffen wonder weapon. And it's called a scythe chariot. It was basically a chariot with like big ass swords on the side.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

So what he did was he leveled the battlefield. He like went out there with his engineers and they made it black so that they would have this perfect racetrack to run these.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

And, and Alexander the Great's guys just stepped to the side, went. Because they were disciplined, they were well trained soldiers. So the side chariots would come at them instead of being like, oh, what do they do? They're like sidestep march. And the chariots would go in and then they would just throw spears at them and kill these guys on the chariots. It didn't do it. I mean, it's, it's a wicked battlefield. Just when you like, I could go into it, it's so you just see how brilliant Alexander was. But one of the things that you got to remember is that like arrows when they get fired and like weapons that start breaking, that stuff stays on the battlefield. Like, people don't just go pick that up. It's still there. So you can go in there is probably 20ft under. 10, 20ft.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

So you go down there, dig it up. But you could find all these arrowheads, you could find all of this stuff. The big thing that I want to find, I want to find everybody that died on the battlefield was buried on the battlefield. The Greeks had their, their burial area, the. The Persians had their barrel, or they were all buried together. Like, just honor code. Like, yeah, we, we're fighting you, but we're going to bury you with honor. So the Greeks obviously won. But so Alexander moves forward and he refuses his left flank, which means he kind of turns his left flank down waiting for a flanking attack. And, and then super extends his right flank. And as he's extending the, the Persians extended at the same time, but they're not as well disciplined. So there was this big gap when they started to extend their right, their. Their left, his right. And he just rode his cavalry right through and went, went straight at King Darius and almost killed him. And once Darius ran for the battlefield, all the other guys were like, oh, the king's running. I guess we lost. Let's get the out of here. So everybody just runs. And so that's how Alexander pretty much won the battle. But on the left side, a lot of his guys were getting up and we don't know how. So if we can find that battlefield, we can find the. The burial site. We can look at the wounds on the guys that were getting buried. We could see what was killing them.

[Mike Dilks]

Send Jimmy to the battlefield.

[Jimmy]

I would love it, man.

[Tyler]

Like a pass.

[Lewis]

Like, yeah, I've been to our bill.

[Jimmy]

I've been there.

[Tyler]

But like, but like Justin said, you'd have to be like a modern day Indiana Jones.

[Jimmy]

That's what I wanted to be.

[Tyler]

That's why I was doing gunsling historians.

[Mike Dilks]

That's what I.

[Jimmy]

That, that is exactly what I want to be. I wanted to be. I wanted to be a. And that's exactly what I wanted to be. A history professor that would teach history. And then I would go to these battlefields and find them. And it was like, by ISIS maybe, you know, instead of terror, instead of Nazis, I'm fighting ISIS and Camelback.

[Mike Dilks]

Full of whiskey, vodka.

[Jimmy]

But yeah. Hey, hey, hey.

[Mike Dilks]

How are you going to carry all the alcohol?

[Jimmy]

Hey, I'll probably stay sober if I'm.

[Mike Dilks]

Dude, did you see that thing at Disney with the Indiana Jones show with them hit that, dude.

[Tyler]

Well, it didn't look like it hurt. Then they said it weighed 400 pounds.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Holy crap.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, I've watched that show a thousand times.

[Jimmy]

Somebody said, can we get some more German?

[Tyler]

Oh, okay. Some more German.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because I spoke wonder weapon in German.

[Tyler]

Wonder weapon?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yeah. Like I. You know how. You ever heard of blitzkrieg?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

It's not called blitzkrieg. That's not what the Germans called it. They called it.

[Tyler]

Of course they did.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Blitzkrieg is too simple.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Blitzkrieg is what we. The Americans called it.

[Tyler]

We shortened it to two syllables.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's the war of movement. That's what it means. I mean, I can also do a little bit of Russian, you know. You know bmp, Right. We all hawk trained to kill bmps.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Jimmy]

That. You don't know what. Mike knows what a BMP is.

[Mike Dilks]

Bmp.

[Jimmy]

Soviet made armored vehicle.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, yeah, those.

[Jimmy]

You know what? You know, it's bioviol Machina Pe. Rova.

[Tyler]

Why does Mike know it, not me?

[Mike Dilks]

We have them.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Because the OP4.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. Oh, and the helicopters too. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The Hind.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Had to take off.

[Lewis]

So kind of crazy the first time I saw that, I was like, whoa, we really have those.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah. We had planes with a little.

[Lewis]

They make us wear all these. All this dumb. That doesn't look real at all. But we can have a real Russian helicopter.

[Mike Dilks]

And then we had, we had the, like a captured biplane. We got a Special shirt for jumping out of it. It was like a little piper.

[Jimmy]

Did you guys have to slide off the wing?

[Mike Dilks]

That was tied. It was real small doors. Only, like, five dudes could get in it at a time and jump up.

[Jimmy]

Put it in your recon team.

[Mike Dilks]

You got, like, a special shirt for jumping out of the hind and jumping out of that. You walked out of the back of the helicopter.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, walking out of a hinds gotta be like walking out of a shit.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, same thing. But this other one was a. It's like a crop duster.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I was more scared being in the plan.

[Jimmy]

I was jumping out, like, everything in here is rattling.

[Mike Dilks]

Tiny little thing sounds like a lawnmower.

[Jimmy]

Trying to take off.

[Mike Dilks]

I hated it, dude. I hated going up. I didn't mind jumping, but I didn't like flying at the time.

[Jimmy]

I mean. All right.

[Tyler]

Hated it.

[Jimmy]

Here's another bit of German for you. Oh, Geimstatz P. Does anybody know what that is?

[Lewis]

Nope.

[Jimmy]

Geimstats. Pullitzai. Think about it.

[Tyler]

Police.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep, I got PI.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, German State police. That's right. It's. Yeah, the secret police, but it's Gestapo. That's the acronym. Gestapo is an acronym. Hang on, hang on.

[Tyler]

All right, we'll end it. Time to go.

[Jimmy]

Hey, can we play that off? Hey, we. We normally play music. Yeah, play. Play that song.

[Mike Dilks]

Play that song.

[Jimmy]

Please play that song.

[Tyler]

Please play the Nazi song.

[Jimmy]

It's not a Nazi song. Dude. They. They're still playing it in. In Hair right now.

[Tyler]

Their.

[Jimmy]

Their band practices it all the time.

[Tyler]

All right, crank up some comments.

[Mike Dilks]

Crank up the comments.

[Tyler]

Read. Husband home.

[Matt]

Crying squirt emoji.

[Mike Dilks]

It's wet. It's crying.

[Jimmy]

What is she saying? I'm out of that.

[Mike Dilks]

Rosie o' donnell still around.

[Jimmy]

Is she not dead? Why is she not dead?

[Mike Dilks]

Still talking.

[Jimmy]

God, why won't she die?

[Mike Dilks]

She blocked me.

[Jimmy]

She blocked you?

[Mike Dilks]

I'm blocked by Rosie o'.

[Jimmy]

Donnell.

[Tyler]

You're.

[Jimmy]

You're a cop hater.

[Mike Dilks]

I went off on her, and she blocked me.

[Jimmy]

That.

[Tyler]

Who blocked you? Rosie o'. Donnell. What? Yeah, dude. Donald Block.

[Mike Dilks]

Yes. Yes. I'm blocked, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man, that's kind of cool. I thought I was cool for getting the old dude to say my name, but Rosie o' Donnell blocking you is another level.

[Mike Dilks]

That's.

[Jimmy]

That's. That's pretty dope. That's pretty dope.

[Lewis]

I thought for sure you weren't talking about, like, the real Rosie o'. Donnell.

[Tyler]

No, I thought you were calling some facts.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, in a video of her talking it just went. I'm like, I'm blocked. Why am I seeing it? It was on somebody else's page.

[Jimmy]

Porcahontes.

[Mike Dilks]

Louis, what do you think? Interesting. Interesting?

[Jimmy]

Interesting. I, I, I, I. Matt, what kind.

[Tyler]

Of music you like other than rap? I like everything.

[Jimmy]

Shut the up.

[Matt]

Especially I don't listen. Country.

[Tyler]

Anything really.

[Jimmy]

Anything.

[Tyler]

Anything.

[Jimmy]

You don't like country? Tell me you didn't say that. Tell me you didn't say, like, you, you're gonna. I know I'm gonna lose, but I will fight, man.

[Matt]

Like, there's classics like, you know, country Boy Can Survive.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy Can't Survive.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, I mean, there's.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm down. Canon.

[Jimmy]

I still like Florida Georgia.

[Tyler]

This guy said he likes Florida Georgia Line.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I do. I'm. What's that something they say I do like.

[Mike Dilks]

Hold on, Cruz. No, there's a better one. Do you really play the guitar?

[Lewis]

Does that just help you remember? Remember?

[Mike Dilks]

I'm an expert in Guitar Hero.

[Lewis]

That's a great game.

[Mike Dilks]

What do they sing, Eric?

[Lewis]

Guitar Hero.

[Mike Dilks]

What was it the, the, this Florida Georgia line thing? Cruz. No, there's a better one.

[Tyler]

No, that was their big.

[Jimmy]

Oh, dude, no, no, that is not the. Are you kidding me? Get the out of here.

[Tyler]

Dude. I like, I missed like, Montgomery Gentry. Montgomery Gentry, who's a Save a horse ride a cowboy guy.

[Mike Dilks]

Big and Rich.

[Tyler]

Big and Rich. Early Big and Rich was really good. Now Rich Rich is going around doing, like, podcast.

[Jimmy]

Do you, you know the song the 8th of November?

[Tyler]

Word? Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, that's. That's a great.

[Matt]

That's a great one to play it.

[Jimmy]

Play it. This is how we roll. Is Florida Georgia line gay?

[Mike Dilks]

This is how we roll. Jimmy's in the trap.

[Jimmy]

It's a $500,000 house in safety Harbor. It's not Jimmy.

[Tyler]

All right, I will say this. You can't flex on a house you don't own.

[Jimmy]

That's true. I mean, it's a rented house, but it's not a bad house.

[Mike Dilks]

They own a really good shape.

[Lewis]

Also, like, mobile homes are going for half a mil right now. So.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Location, location, location.

[Jimmy]

Yes. Safety harbor down in. It's a super nothing, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

Super nice.

[Tyler]

You guys really spice it up.

[Mike Dilks]

Spice it up.

[Tyler]

Do the neighbors love it when you guys are so.

[Jimmy]

So let me. I'm going to tell you a story, right? So this really happens. Happen. So the, the speed limit going through my neighborhood is 25. I don't.

[Mike Dilks]

Can't drive.

[Jimmy]

I don't break that. I don't either, but there There is a guy that lives in the neighborhood who's lived there for, like, 40 years, and he's like that guy in the black truck with the number eight on the back.

[Tyler]

They don't like you.

[Jimmy]

And he's like, he's driving too fast. And I'm like, I am not going faster than 25.

[Tyler]

I can't drive 25.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I mean, look, look, listen. If you were a cop and you saw me bust, you know, doing 35 in a, in a, in the area that I'm at, with kids running around, you'd be like, it depends what part.

[Mike Dilks]

Of the shift it was. If it's early on, I'd stop you because I'd probably find drugs and take you to jail if it was late.

[Jimmy]

There's no drug where I'm at.

[Tyler]

You. I'm the only one with the drug.

[Mike Dilks]

No.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I got you.

[Jimmy]

I got you.

[Tyler]

Got you. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I'm gonna cry.

[Tyler]

He died. Died.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he did.

[Tyler]

That sucks. I didn't know Kris Kristofferson was a country singer. I only knew him as an actor dude in that movie Payback, which is awesome.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, I mean, this song got played in the Korengal Valley over and over. Insurgents know this song.

[Mike Dilks]

Now I can't make any jokes. You guys got all serious, man. I was singing, I was ad libbing country songs, and now we're crying, lying.

[Tyler]

Maybe you make me want to work my windows down.

[Mike Dilks]

Cherry lipstick.

[Jimmy]

Dude, like, I was thinking about this. I know none of you guys watched my podcast, but, like, I missed the last episode.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, give me a break. I ever you ask, I don't blame you.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I, I, I watch Mike's, I watch Justin's. Like, I, I don't even watch my own. I, I, actually, I, I want to know, like, what everybody's talking about, because it's like, it helps me, but, like, I know I'm boring except for a certain group of people.

[Mike Dilks]

But, like, I don't think you're boring.

[Tyler]

I, I think you had a great show. I just haven't seen the last episode.

[Mike Dilks]

You're a dick.

[Jimmy]

It did it, Jimmy.

[Tyler]

Who's nicer, me or Mike?

[Mike Dilks]

Tell them the truth.

[Tyler]

Tell the truth, Jimmy. How many people crashed out on you in the show?

[Mike Dilks]

Show.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna. First of all, I have been.

[Mike Dilks]

Why do you ask people this?

[Jimmy]

I, I have.

[Mike Dilks]

Because you're an. And you want somebody to tell you're the boss, so you want them to tell.

[Jimmy]

I have been treated better than I deserve by both of you. That Is the truth.

[Mike Dilks]

That makes me want to cry.

[Jimmy]

That's the truth.

[Lewis]

I wanted to hear.

[Mike Dilks]

Worse than that.

[Jimmy]

That is the.

[Tyler]

I was hoping you would say Mike's anle.

[Mike Dilks]

That was. That was open too.

[Jimmy]

No, but. But unfortunately I'm honest, like Lewis, so, like.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, for very different reasons.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. I have. I have absolutely deserved ass chewings from both of you. And. And I was like, you know, and then the. The amount of times where I'm like.

[Mike Dilks]

Dude, I'm drunk in the back of the car.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm crying like a baby on the.

[Tyler]

One number I'm gonna send you. Do you guys want to see before we end? You guys want to see the band? Tyler? Yes.

[Mike Dilks]

Your band.

[Tyler]

I was in a band.

[Mike Dilks]

I'm in the band.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Heather Won't Stop.

[Mike Dilks]

One of the best Guitar Hero songs ever. I'm in the band.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna send you a link, dude.

[Mike Dilks]

It was like a one hit wonder.

[Lewis]

I'm in the band.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Yep. Hold on. You'll know it when you hear it. If you played all I'm ordering. That's like a common one, huh?

[Tyler]

By the time he gets here, we'll be done.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

What? The food?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm about to order some food. I'm so goddamn hungry.

[Mike Dilks]

Popeyes, Pizza Hut.

[Tyler]

O Pizza Hut. Can I get some breadsticks?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I get you some breadsticks.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Does anybody want it? We'll throw it on the company card. No, I don't think I'm all good.

[Matt]

I had my Tupperware rice and.

[Mike Dilks]

Never. Remember this from Guitar Hero. What's the name of the song? I'm in the band. By who? The helicopters?

[Jimmy]

Never even heard of that. Dude. All I remember is Dragon Force through the fire in the flames.

[Mike Dilks]

That was a common one. That's like. Everybody was hard. If you were in the trenches at 3am Drinking 16 ounce miller lights, you were. You were here.

[Jimmy]

You were in Iraq on your 24 hour.

[Tyler]

Tyler's in the beginning. All right, here you guys go. You ready? Well, you're gonna have to skip the. There's. I don't know, there's like 10 seconds, but we're giving our shout outs.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

There you go.

[Mike Dilks]

Here we go. Did you wear pajamas?

[Tyler]

No pajamas. Just brutal death metal.

[Mike Dilks]

It's the first time I've seen this.

[Tyler]

I was 16 to 19. Are you able to skip? No. Yeah, skip like 10 seconds. 5, 4, 3.

[Jimmy]

God, this is. This is dope. This is. This was peak America right here.

[Mike Dilks]

This is a dude that's popular in high school, but Peaked. What the is up.

[Jimmy]

Dude? Holy. I'll be honest, that's pre getting your.

[Tyler]

Ass shot off in Iraq party was my going away party for the army. Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Jimmy. Jimmy would have fit in.

[Jimmy]

Goddamn right. God damn right.

[Tyler]

I'll do it now.

[Jimmy]

I don't. Food's in wrap.

[Tyler]

Food's in wrap.

[Jimmy]

I'm doing wings and you're getting breadsticks. Unless you want. You're a loser, dude. You're a loser. You're a loser. Jimmy could be bong that way faster, dude. I can delete beers.

[Tyler]

That's my music in the background, by the way.

[Lewis]

Good.

[Matt]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It actually is like I was expecting.

[Tyler]

It to be like, oh, man, how skinny I was.

[Jimmy]

What was this? 2008?

[Tyler]

2006. Okay. Most of the film. 2005, 2006.

[Jimmy]

So I was just going back to my rack. Dude, Tyler can play, man. You can play.

[Tyler]

Look at that guitar flip, baby. Excellent.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Tyler]

Guitar is the one up next.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, there we go. Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's good.

[Mike Dilks]

I was in the fan, dude. I used to be the man.

[Tyler]

I don't want people to get rid of it.

[Mike Dilks]

I want. Your neck was longer back then.

[Tyler]

I don't want people to find what.

[Mike Dilks]

Happened to your neck.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Mike Dilks]

You got fat.

[Tyler]

Laughing at your own joke. He's getting a kick out of that joke. Tyler's just looking at him.

[Mike Dilks]

He's not allowed to laugh. That's cool, dude. I didn't. I know that. That's legit.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

The metal guy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Mike feels really bad about laughing in my face.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna be honest.

[Tyler]

That's cool.

[Jimmy]

Like it. It's cool. I'm not even. I'm not unironic. Like I was like, that's, that's. I think that there's just so much nostalgia for that particular period of time that.04 to like. Like 2009. Like it was like. I mean even 99 to like 09. It was such a dope ass period of time.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And like my. Like I. I look at my kids and I just shake my head like, you guys got screwed.

[Mike Dilks]

I had all four of my kids by then. All four.

[Jimmy]

God damn.

[Tyler]

What's the youngest?

[Jimmy]

What's 20?

[Mike Dilks]

He'll be 22.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I got four. I got. I got a 16 year old old.

[Tyler]

That's not even your youngest.

[Jimmy]

No, my youngest is six. Yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Oh, dude.

[Tyler]

My youngest is seven. And if we do another one, I.

[Jimmy]

Mean like I. I gotta. I gotta get a. Dude, we. We took him to go get cowboy boots yesterday. We took my my 6 year old. And he, like, got a. Got a cowboy hat. He's got a white T shirt, blue jeans, cowboy boots. Like, I gotta get a picture of him, man, because he is like. Like, I'm waiting for run, run, run.

[Tyler]

Run, run, run out the door.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, waiting for him to be like, raise hell. Praise Dale.

[Tyler]

Oh, he will down.

[Jimmy]

No, because he. He'll fist bump you and he'll go, dale Junior.

[Tyler]

What?

[Mike Dilks]

All right, but he's gone.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

Okay, Dale Junior's alive.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah, but I'm saying he's gone.

[Jimmy]

He's not.

[Mike Dilks]

It's like being a kid now, like in Tom Brady.

[Tyler]

What's worse? What's worse? And I'm not talking about not your child, but a child if you were a father, right, Daddy, Dad, I'm gay or dad, I hate nascar?

[Jimmy]

Dad, I'm gay.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, I. I can understand especially NASCAR right now. Like, you didn't grow up in the era that I did to love nascar. It's sort of like why we watched football in the 80s and 90s and we look at football today and we're like, you guys.

[Tyler]

Yeah, what about dad, I'm gay or dad, I hate Dale, He's a player now.

[Jimmy]

Now, now you're just catching an ass now. It's like. It's like, yeah, that's like saying, take it off the watch.

[Tyler]

Like, do you show your kids a chart that says, jesus, Dale?

[Jimmy]

No, they watched that. They watched you say that and they're like, yeah, that's true. That's true.

[Mike Dilks]

I don't would not guess this, but I have a massive Dale Earnhardt collection. Yeah, I do.

[Jimmy]

Honestly.

[Mike Dilks]

No jokes. I have an autographed baseball card. No, I have an autograph, like, playing card autograph. Dylan. Her playing card.

[Tyler]

Is that the one with the ring story?

[Mike Dilks]

That's different. No, I got. That's an autographed.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Tyler]

That.

[Mike Dilks]

That's a pit crew picture from the winning team. But I actually have like. I had all, like, little figurines like, that were like animals of the whole crew. Him. I was a huge, huge dealer fan. I wouldn't think it. I grew up in New Jersey, dude. Like a. From the Jersey Shore. But I was a huge. I have all of it in storage.

[Jimmy]

I almost fought the guy.

[Mike Dilks]

Plates, decorative plates. Hates, like, the whole thing.

[Jimmy]

This. This old guy that was selling the boots to my son, right? He's working behind the counter. Old guy wearing a Napa racing hat. And he's like, I. I wouldn't have been fan of senior. I'm like, you weren't wearing my. Dale.

[Mike Dilks]

We're going to Walmart, son. Get back.

[Tyler]

Get back, son.

[Mike Dilks]

You're gonna get ugly.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I'm like, he's like 90s. He's like 90 years old.

[Tyler]

And I'm like, I'll beat your ass.

[Mike Dilks]

He's like, if.

[Jimmy]

If he couldn't get so by somebody clean, he'd just dail them and put.

[Mike Dilks]

Him in the wall.

[Jimmy]

Like. Yeah, that's. That's why they call it dailing them because he's Dale.

[Tyler]

I'll take you like, sir, I do not care about your age. I am going to beat your ass.

[Jimmy]

I mean, if like, if he had told me like I didn't like Dale. I was a Jeff Gordon fan, but like, you are not a NASCAR fan.

[Mike Dilks]

Fan of the rainbow.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I noticed when I was a kid, only the like non NASCAR people like Jeff Gordon.

[Mike Dilks]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean NASCAR people that didn't watch it but wanted to like nascar. Like Jeff Gordon. Gordon.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And actually winning a lot.

[Jimmy]

He was young and, and I mean, it's so great now. I mean, like, we had an opportunity. Thanks, Michael Jordan. We had an opportunity.

[Mike Dilks]

Along came the black guy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. A black guy over nascar. That's the truth.

[Mike Dilks]

Should have stuck.

[Jimmy]

And guess. And, and guess who his driver is. The only black Bubba Wallace. Bubba Wallace is his driver. He's a shitty.

[Mike Dilks]

They put a noose in the garage.

[Tyler]

Why did they let him stay in NASCAR when he pulled that?

[Jimmy]

Well, it's the same reason they let Dennica Patrick keep racing because she's got it.

[Tyler]

I sent you that in car stuff. That real? Yes.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. Dude, they hate.

[Jimmy]

Get away from her. Get away from her. Get away. I'm trying to get away from her.

[Tyler]

I'm wrecking.

[Jimmy]

You know, it's Dale Jr. Dude. I mean, what's really up is that the. One of the reasons she was in cup racing was because Dale Jr. Gave her the shot that he raced. She raced for Dale Jr. In. In Nextel before she went up to cup and. Oh, what a feeling.

[Tyler]

All right, Mike, sing it. We gotta go. Thank you guys for joining us. Hey, join us at 11 o' clock tomorrow, YouTube Eastern Time.

[Mike Dilks]

Welcome to the Night Shift. SA. It.