The Night Shift (01/08/2025): Don't Be an SF Fanboy...

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Antihero Broadcast – "The Night Shift (01/08/2025): Don't Be an SF Fanboy..."

Date: January 9, 2026
Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast – The Night Shift
Focus: An irreverent, inside-baseball episode on law enforcement, military veteran culture, and the phenomenon of “fanboying” over special forces (SF) and social media "influencers" in those communities.

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Theme & Purpose

This episode is a raw, energetic roundtable aimed at veterans, first responders, and their supporters. The hosts dissect the prevalence of "fanboy" culture around special forces, the disconnect between elite units and the broader military/veteran community, internal drama in law enforcement media circles, and share personal stories laced with dark humor and candid insight. The crew also tackles the authenticity crisis within first responder/vet social media, their own battles (literal and figurative), ongoing inter-podcast drama, and the nitty-gritty of street policing versus "admin" management.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Community & Show Updates

[00:46–06:21]

• Lighthearted banter about Mike’s knee injury and pain meds, leading to crowdsourced “gas money” via Super Chats.
• Updates on a potential media partnership to grow their veteran/first responder community:
  • “We’re doing everything we can organically, but…99.9% of the veterans and first responders don’t even know who we are.” (Matt, 06:21)
• Reflection on challenges of expanding an honest, “no-soft-drama” broadcast platform.

2. Vet & Police Culture—Disconnect and Realities

[06:47–13:15]

• Mike describes frustration with police departments prioritizing image over safety (officers not wearing vests in promo videos).
• Hosts recount appearance on The Elizabeth Lane Podcast, discussing:
  • The widening gap between federal and local law enforcement.
  • The consequences of the public being told "you don't have to listen to the police."
• Jimmy: “We have softened this nation to the point that people just think they can do whatever the f--- they want. And that's…these are the incidents that happen.” (12:19)

3. Policing, Society, and Resisting Arrest

[11:56–14:35]

• The aftermath of an ICE-involved shooting, the dangers of “defying lawful orders,” and reflections on societal attitudes toward compliance.
• Mike: “If nobody resisted and everybody complied, we would have beautiful fields like in The Wizard of Oz...Everything would be fine. Butterflies. But unfortunately, nobody does.” (13:20)

4. Law Enforcement Accountability & State vs. Federal Drama

[14:31–17:10]

• Discussion of a viral video of Philadelphia’s DA threatening to jail ICE/federal agents—hosts find the rhetoric hollow given local crime issues.
• “Could you imagine if he said all of that, but to criminals? He'd be gone." (Matt, 16:37)
• “That’s a real secession problem.” (Jimmy, 17:10)

5. Big City Issues & Urban Decay

[17:17–18:46]

• Comparing urban decay in Chicago, Philadelphia, Los Angeles.
• “The zombies in Chicago [aren’t] like you find in Philly…The Fentoline, it's bad.” (Mike, 17:47)
• Light-hearted tangent on the cold of midwestern cities and visiting Chicago.

6. Video Content & Street Realities

[19:40–23:00]

• Sharing outrageous urban "tweaker" videos.
• “Cardboard and bad decisions.” (Jimmy, 20:18)
• Laughing over ideas for “Tweaker Geographic” and the prospect of wearing costumes/mics to blend in.

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Main Segment: Anti–Soft Fanboy Sentiment

7. Critique of Special Forces Fanboy Culture

[29:12–34:44]

• Frustration with SF “celebrity” culture and its crowding out of regular infantry stories:
  • “The average infantry dude probably gets in just as many…firefights as some of the soft dudes. But…they don't get the views because they're not a Navy SEAL.” (Matt, 30:01)
  • “Soft bros don’t know anything about the rest of the veteran community, and they don’t speak for us.” (Jimmy, 30:56)
• “Silent professionals” leveraging social media for profit and notoriety, often at the expense of regular, less-glamorous vets.

8. Media Drama Among First Responder Pods & Pages

[84:09–90:36]

• Explaining meta-drama between their show and other police/influencer accounts (like Tone Alert):
  • “If you come on here, you better have some thick skin or you're gonna get eaten alive. It's no different than being in the platoon…” (Jimmy, 82:24)
  • “The job is dead is like what's going on…DC cooking the stats…Minneapolis chief saying we're not going to enforce the law and help the federal agents. The job is dead. There was a time when that would never have happened.” (Mike, 86:08)
• Self-described “cult followings,” the importance of not over-defending one’s department due to admin/IA pressure.

9. Camaraderie, Real-Life War Stories, and Gallows Humor

[45:00–51:09, 105:37–106:35]

• Marine Corps boot camp culture, meeting newly-minted (robotic) Marines:
  • “It's a cult, bro…100%.” (Lewis, 51:09)
• Stories of personal sacrifice, hard leadership lessons, and bizarre/gruesome episodes from both police and military careers—fistfights with cooks over food, surreal traffic stops, and so on.

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Humor, Memes, and Behind-the-Scenes Banter

10. Running Gags & Recurrent Jokes

• Recurring roast of Jimmy for secretly eating fries/burgers during the show:
  • “You took 27 fries. I literally took the time…” (Matt, 63:45)
• Wisecracks about painkillers, drug war stories, and “Percocet Mike.”
• Rubik’s Cube speed-solving as a light-hearted end cap to the stream.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the media’s “SF problem”:
  • "A Navy SEAL could come on and do—‘I did cocaine off a bathroom, shaved off my head and jumped off a balcony and got arrested’—and people would be like, 'You're so brave.'" (Matt, 30:23)
• On policing and society:
  • “It's always going to be the cops’ fault because we're supposed to be professional and ready.” (Mike, 12:46)
  • “We have softened this nation to the point that people just think they can do whatever the f--- they want…” (Mike, 12:19)
• On disappointment with admin:
  • "Why do that, man? They wear polos...Throw a vest on." (Mike, 07:26)
• On podcast/influencer drama:
  • "Don’t step on my dick because you can’t say what I can say…very small, you have to have very big feet.” (Mike, 87:58)
• On veteran realities:
  • “No matter what you're doing right now...your last interaction is going to be one of rejection.” (Jimmy, 93:49)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [06:21] – Building the veteran/first responder broadcast community
• [09:45] – Minneapolis/Federal law enforcement disconnect and ICE shooting breakdown
• [13:20] – Societal attitudes toward resisting law enforcement
• [14:31] – Philadelphia DA’s speech and state/federal jurisdictional beef
• [17:47] – Comparing decaying American cities: Philly, Chicago, LA
• [29:12] – Main transition into anti-SF fanboy topic
• [30:01], [30:56] – Infantry vs. SOF, the problem with “soft bros”
• [45:00]–51:09 – Marine boot camp and “robot” culture
• [82:24], [86:08] – Tone Alert drama, “job is dead” philosophy

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Tone and Language

Unfiltered, brash, darkly funny, but also reflective and occasionally deeply personal. The crew moves seamlessly between gallows humor, pop culture, and serious discussion of policing/military issues. Quote attribution is given, and the banter retains the original punchy, working-class, insider vibe of the broadcast.

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Conclusion

This episode delivers both a send-up and a critique of first responder "influencer" and SF "fanboy" cultures; a dose of personal confession; and an open, no-nonsense perspective on the realities of the job—whether it’s on the streets or in the barracks. The camaraderie and willingness to challenge sacred cows, share war stories, and roast each other make it a cathartic listen for anyone who’s lived life in uniform or alongside those who have.

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Transcript

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night shift.

[Matt]

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[Mike]

Hello.

[Matt]

Are you okay?

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm hanging in there.

[Jimmy]

I'm on perks.

[Mike]

I'm on them perks. Lean and perks, man. I got my purple drinking using you.

[Matt]

For sympathy super chats. We got.

[Mike]

It's working, dude.

[Jimmy]

We've made 200 bucks for the boys.

[Mike]

I really didn't hurt my knee. I just made it up.

[Jimmy]

We were.

[Mike]

It was a social experiment.

[Matt]

You didn't want to hang out with us. Squealer with $10 gas money for Jimmy. Brady B. $5 Mike's gas money. Wheeler with 10 doll money for Mike. Dalon Dylon for Mike. $5 for Mike's knee to get replaced with something from the 21st century. The pressure was $50 for Mike's impending knee surgery and Brady Pearson with $20. I'll send another 20 in case the first one didn't go through.

[Mike]

Went through both times.

[Jimmy]

Thanks, boy.

[Matt]

Did the first one go through?

[Mike]

Yeah, man, we made out. I told him the BMW. I drive a hybrid, man. That's. That's 20 tanks of gas right there, man.

[Matt]

Yeah. Dude, can you injure your other knee too?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's good. I'll. I'll fake it. I'll do it tomorrow.

[Matt]

Did you. Hey, did we send a picture of that?

[Mike]

What?

[Matt]

I'll send a picture of your knee, dude.

[Mike]

Oh, it's bad.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

We had a busy day today.

[Jimmy]

We had a super busy day today.

[Matt]

Mike was here for the morning broadcast but then decided to leave. So we got. We got.

[Mike]

I drugged myself in a sack of 50 grenades through that door to make it today.

[Jimmy]

With a walker. And I was like the whole time. He's like, jimmy's. You're just being a mother hen at this point.

[Mike]

Yeah, Jimmy. Chasing me around like my mom used to.

[Jimmy]

I'm good with it, man. I have no problems.

[Matt]

All right, Lewis, I emailed you a picture of Mike's knee. So it's like, much quicker if you.

[Mike]

Want, but that's fine. Damn.

[Matt]

No, he's good. He's moving fast. All that coding made it back to work. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man, it's brutal.

[Matt]

Dude, that is a softball. What is that? Is that swelling?

[Mike]

Yeah, that's just so. That's my left knee. That's just above the kneecap. And it actually, if you look to the top, to the left of that kneecap, it's swollen all the way around the left side as well. It was crazy. They called me today to talk about my last mri, which obviously don't know this happened. And I already have bone on bone. Like, complete deterioration of my two bones and then a complete tear of my meniscus. So that's what I was originally going in for. And now I don't know what they're going to do.

[Matt]

I go to couple more super chats. Gooch Parmesan. That's disgusting. For Mike to get a drink to wash down those yerks. T dog with $2. No message and Dylon $5. I'll be in and out of the chat, but. But always listen. And Thursdays is for the boys. It is for the boys.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Matt]

It is our community that we're building. Dude, we.

[Jimmy]

We've.

[Mike]

We have had a. I do shave my legs. Yes.

[Matt]

Yeah, we had a meeting with a possible media company. That's pretty exciting. Yeah.

[Mike]

Drugged. I had the phone still on. When I went.

[Jimmy]

He was like, get him off. Get him off.

[Matt]

At the end.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Matt]

Official meeting.

[Jimmy]

I had it in my pocket.

[Mike]

I timed it where I literally had two miles left till empty when I got right to the gas station like a mile from my house. And I'm like, I got. I want to get gas. I don't want to deal with in the morning because I have to go to West Palm. And I had the phone in my pocket, and I thought I put it on mute. And I'm dragging my stupid ass into 711 and some ladies.

[Matt]

What happened?

[Mike]

And I'm like, oh, my. And I'm. Oh, I'm on the phone call.

[Matt]

Yeah, but it was good. It was a. Like a strategy phone call.

[Mike]

That was actually an excellent, excellent Matt. Sounds really. It sounds really good.

[Jimmy]

Madkin.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The suit.

[Lewis]

Yeah, man.

[Jimmy]

Over here.

[Lewis]

Yeah, no, you know, just. Just representing the boys at the end of the day, you know. Well, I I think they, they. They definitely have been doing this for a long time. They're very knowledgeable. It's all about just us steering the ship and them just, you know, guiding us.

[Mike]

I think like anything else, though, when the money went back and forth, it was like, pleasantly surprising that they're more money versus their vision. Was very right on point.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, he was.

[Mike]

I was expecting a lot more. I was expecting them to be like.

[Jimmy]

Hey, we could do a lot.

[Matt]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Mike]

I thought he's gonna be like, hey, that was the. You already used that up on this call. Like, come back when you got more money.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, in order. I mean, we're in the position now. You got to pay to play. We're doing everything we can organically. But, you know, in order to grow this community, you know, there's ton. There's a. Probably 99.9% of the veterans and first responders don't even know who the we are. So kind of our goal.

[Mike]

Or they hate us.

[Matt]

Or they hate us.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's my fault.

[Matt]

We're.

[Jimmy]

We're. No, it's my. My fault today.

[Mike]

No, you have no idea what you do today. I'm going out with the chief of Doral Police Department. Who else? A couple people today. The Doral Police Department. They have a squared away agency, Doral, Florida. It's down by squared away agency, in my opinion. Brennan did a seminar down there. Chiefs is in good shape. He has everybody running around the building, but he post another video of them doing traffic enforcement. Nobody's wearing their vest. It ain't in any promo video either. Actually out pulling people over Miami Dade county. And it just doesn't make sense to me. Like, just doesn't mean.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

[Mike]

It sucks because they do like pt. They do like PT and running and Chief Lopez's naming and everything else is really squared away. It's just. Why do that, man? They wear polos. It's like. It's not like it's hot. They're wearing polyester. They're wearing polos, man. Like under Armour polos. Like, throw a vest on.

[Jimmy]

I. I had to channel my inner mic today because you weren't here.

[Matt]

Yeah, we went on a. We went on a. On a show. The Elizabeth Lane.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Podcast. YouTube channel.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'll look it up.

[Matt]

I mean, she. She's been on. She's had Tucker Carlson on her show. She had. She was on Alex Jones.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, she was on. In his studio talking with him.

[Matt]

So. Yeah, we know what he Says, I think she's pretty.

[Mike]

She's Russian, right?

[Matt]

Yeah, she's pretty on board with a lot of the things.

[Mike]

He scratches her head like this.

[Matt]

She tried on cops for a second and then I don't want to say, I, I brought my argument on the table and she was like, I didn't see it that way. I'm like, I know because you don't talk to cops.

[Jimmy]

And then, I mean, I, I, you weren't there. And I was like, damn it, I want. What would Mike say if he was here? And I was like, it's the admin. It's the admin's fault.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean, we're talking about ICE today. And I'm like, shoot. You know, we were talking about blame and essentially I was like, there's two people to blame. There's the chief of the Minneapolis PD for telling his officers he's not, they're not to work with the federal government. And B, the left leaning media telling Karens that they can defy lawful orders by law enforcement.

[Mike]

Yeah, those are the two people they shot. Shot two more people in Portland. Feds did.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, I think they're still alive. But it was just developing right before we came on the air. FBI released the information, but it was the feds again. And I'll tell you an interesting take was Stephen A. Smith from espn. He actually said the shooting was justified, though. Not look, didn't look good, maybe isn't great, but he's a, he's turned like a middle.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Of the road type right down the middle guy. And you know that World star posted that. He said that. And it's interesting to see that because years ago we would never seen anything like that.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's been left leaning.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know he was, but he's very, he moved very close to the middle on a lot of issues.

[Jimmy]

When the Overton window shifts that far to the left, everybody's in the middle, dude.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's true.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

So that was a, that was a fun interview we did. Yeah. Jimmy talked global politics with her. I kind of nodded out for a little bit, but. And then she honey potted him. Yeah, he changed his stance immediately. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, he changed it.

[Jimmy]

I did, man. It was, it was immediate.

[Matt]

And, and I think his exact words were, I, you were too hot for.

[Jimmy]

Me to, to.

[Matt]

I secede to you.

[Jimmy]

I, I said, what I said was I'm not, I don't have enough information about Vladimir Putin to fence with you. And the reason why is because I either have the legacy media, which tells me one thing that I can't believe, or Russian state television, which tells me another thing that I can't believe. And I am left to deal with it myself and try to figure it out. And it's very evident that you have a lot more information than I do, so I will concede this until I know more.

[Matt]

Yeah, you said concede to you. Not make any sense.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm not. I'm not leaving the union. I'm staying in the union, man.

[Mike]

That's what Minnesota's doing. Minnesota's seceding from the union, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, we talk. I mean, there's not much to talk about with that. It's just. She was like, well, how would you fix it? I'm like, well, it's a little far gone now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we're trying to fix the plane while it's flying.

[Matt]

We're. We're in. We're in battle now. But the. The idea is to not have these federal agents that have no street cop experience whatsoever, to be running around the streets of America enforcing laws. Like, they're supposed to be saying, you knuckle draggers do this because you know these streets. And, you know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, that was his point the whole time, Mike, was that if you're waiting for federal agents who have no time, you know, working the streets, they got out from behind a desk, you know, less than 12 months ago to do this, when it really should be the local people that know how to do this and know how to do escalation of force and know the community. What do you expect to happen? Yeah, I mean, I. Do you have anything to add to that?

[Mike]

No, I mean, it's just. I think what we talked about today, I go back to it. What Dom said was we have a generation of people that have been told over and over that don't have to listen to police. There's a video I did watch earlier. I don't know if I might have sent it in. It actually makes it look a little worse. It backs it up a little bit where she's actually, like, waving the first ice vehicle by. Like, she's trying to get out of there before they even get out of the cars. And she's, like, waving, like, get out of my way. She's trying to, like, reposition. The first ice vehicle goes by, which I believe is where the dude that get. That shoots her gets out of. Then the second one pulls up and they're kind of walking towards the front of her car as the guys are getting out of the truck and then it picks up where we saw it. So it's like, I mean what could she have done? Unless again, I don't know, maybe something down the road. Maybe she ended up down there from another scene. But when you backed it up a little bit and saw a little bit more of it, it looked like she was just chilling in her car and she's like go around, go by. She's waving and, and then everything we saw unfold. So I, I, I. As much as you hate to see somebody die, I do. That's not funny. We joke and we laugh. We talked about that today. But we have softened this nation to the point that people just think they can do whatever the they want. And that's, that's what. These are the incidents that happen. It's always going to be the cops fault because we're supposed to be professional and ready. And then.

[Jimmy]

And she said that, she said that to him and he came right back with what a point you're making right there.

[Mike]

Yeah. It's always, you know, Jerry says it best. Jerry Oldie says it sounds stupid. Kindergarten one plus one. But it's right. If nobody resisted and everybody complied we would have beautiful fields like in the wizard of Oz. When they walked across the day. The beautiful flower. Everything would be fine. Butterflies. But unfortunately nobody does. And it leads to infinite possibilities that could have went a thousand, more than a thousand. It could have been infinite. Number of ways where we never talked about it but I believe due to softening of society and, and Minnesota telling people they don't to listen to the government. It happens and, and it sucks and it's not cool. But like my old friend Matheson said, it is what it is, man.

[Matt]

Do you. Lewis, can you pull up Instagram? We just got a video in from Sal. And then go to the messages. There's Mike's video to to suck a free Sunday. There you go. Same. Yep. That one right there. There we go. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[Mike]

This is on it, huh?

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Mike]

To commit crimes.

[Matt]

Then you can get the F out of here.

[Jimmy]

Because if you do that here, I.

[Matt]

Will charge you with those crimes.

[Jimmy]

You will be arrested, you will stand.

[Matt]

Trial, you will be convicted.

[Jimmy]

Whether it's in state or federal court. It's my office prosecuting it. That's how the law works.

[Matt]

And you will do your time because.

[Jimmy]

Donald Trump cannot pardon you for a state court conviction.

[Matt]

Do you hear me ICE agents? Do you hear me National Guard?

[Mike]

Do you hear the fuck out of here.

[Matt]

You're going to jail.

[Mike]

If you commit crimes in the city.

[Jimmy]

Of Philadelphia, you will be accountable. The law applies to all, all of you. And I know that there are honest, decent, moral law enforcement officers out there by the bushel, including in ice.

[Mike]

This is not for you.

[Matt]

This is for anyone of your colleagues who thinks they are above the law, if any.

[Lewis]

Wow.

[Jimmy]

I'll go first.

[Mike]

I'll go first.

[Matt]

Go first.

[Mike]

I'm in the er. I got my location updated here just for Clint. Hold me. Turn this damn off. That was for Clint. Let me start out by saying that. Dude, you're gonna threaten the government like that? What about the disaster city you run? What about there's like a D A over there, a one of the prosecutors that's got like 78 bodies on his sheet. Nick talks about it all the time. Yeah, this guy has let like 78 people out of jail who have killed people afterward. This is, that is the epitome of jerking off the public for votes and, and to get reelected. You don't get tough on crime. You have a word, you've been there. It's a dump.

[Matt]

Could you imagine if he said, could you imagine if he said all of that? But to criminals, he'd be gone.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. That's what he should be saying. That's what Donald Trump is saying. And to think that like I can't wait, like Jimmy talked about earlier, that them mobilizing the National Guard Tim Walls is talking about may have to come to that. Like Dom's got one version of it where off the cop walks in your house and you can do whatever. I look at the other side and go keep around with the federal government. And I'm not a tyrannical government guy. I'm very much for the people. But when you have a. Another set of government trying to like state, trying to overthrow the feds or tell them they're going to arrest them, that's a huge problem, man.

[Jimmy]

That's a real succession problem.

[Mike]

Yes, yes. Philadelphia. You know what? You can have that. You got Minnesota.

[Jimmy]

No. Hey, I ain't giving up Billy without a fight, man.

[Matt]

What do you think's worth Chicago, Philly or Minnesota? Minneapolis was Chicago. Chicago.

[Mike]

Chicago's worth by worse by the statistics kept. But you don't find the zombies in Chicago like you find in Philly. Those videos. If you go to Philly, I think I post, I got a couple videos in there. The Fentoline, it's bad. Like I think LA is worse than all of them, honestly. Yeah, Chicago's not that bad. It really is the numbers are bad.

[Lewis]

With murder, you don't want to go to certain areas.

[Matt]

But Chicago and then straight and then Minneapolis, it seems just right now, as.

[Jimmy]

I mean, there's. There's RPGs flying through the air, probably.

[Mike]

But Philly is people laying around, like, New York, like, smoking crack and shoot. You go to Chicago, you really don't see homeless people in droves, just doing drugs openly in Chicago.

[Jimmy]

It's really.

[Mike]

It's way too cold. And it's actually like. Like Matt said, it's a very nice city. Chicago's beautiful.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Lewis]

Let's go in the summertime.

[Mike]

Yeah, I went in New Year's Eve the first year me and my wife were together, and that was brutal, man. Oh, my God. It is. It's a gorgeous city.

[Matt]

You guys want to start rock and roll with some videos?

[Mike]

There's some good ones in there. Get ready. It's this mortgage board. It's not normal.

[Jimmy]

Oh, damn.

[Mike]

I don't even know what order this is.

[Matt]

Like, I'm here for. This is Percocet Mike picking the videos.

[Mike]

This Percocet Mike, like, adding his own caption to videos. It's on all three of us. It's good.

[Matt]

Is it Lil White, what's his name?

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't. You know, I don't ever. Them and I had some leftover from, like, a dental procedure a while ago, and it was that bad when I got home. That little ride home was miserable.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I told you to let me help you.

[Mike]

You no do a help. It's just the position in the car. You can't do anything with it.

[Matt]

And it's like, Jimmy would have held your leg.

[Mike]

Jimmy would have walked me home and carried me.

[Jimmy]

God damn right, dude. I'd have found a way, bro. Like, I'll, like, I. It's no different than being in the service, right? Like, your buddy gets busted up. Like, you're like.

[Mike]

But I'm in the circle, you know, I was. I don't, like, help. I'm like, just let me. You know, I know I'm carrying food around my mouth. Bags of food. I got. Looks like I'm shoplifting my pockets because I'm trying to get out of there and get it all to the counter. So good luck with the videos.

[Matt]

There's some.

[Mike]

There's some. There's some bad ones.

[Matt]

There's some. All right. Hey, listen.

[Mike]

Episode of Tweaker Geographic scientists believe they have discovered General Dollar himself. Spotted outside his natural habitat, this elusive.

[Jimmy]

Creature has evolved a rare defensive tactic. Cardboard battle armor.

[Mike]

Notice how he peers out cautiously, scanning for threats or spare change.

[Jimmy]

Experts advise not giving him a dollar.

[Mike]

Studies show once fed, the general becomes more powerful, gains confidence, and may attempt to upgrade his tweaker armor. Now he wanders the storefront protected by.

[Jimmy]

Cardboard and bad decisions.

[Matt]

Cardboard.

[Mike]

Those videos are amazing. Like, there's so many of them. A lot of them are unplayable on the show unless we want to be canceled, because.

[Matt]

Are they that bad? That one was.

[Mike]

They're demographically. They're. They're very demographically different.

[Jimmy]

But that one. That one, we can play the Ultima American. Some bad ones demographically different.

[Mike]

I look like the general Dollar, like the.

[Jimmy]

The head of the doctor.

[Lewis]

Wave at the end.

[Jimmy]

Yes, sir.

[Mike]

Box up. Let's go. Jimmy, we gotta get you down to the circle.

[Matt]

Like a. Put a mic on you and just have you, like, I'll do it. People in a box.

[Jimmy]

I don't want to get shot. That's how I end up in handcuffs. You are gonna get me thrown in jail, bail you out, man.

[Matt]

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Go for the cops.

[Lewis]

Gun.

[Mike]

Tom Cobb.

[Jimmy]

Say, yeah, I could probably pull off being a tweaker.

[Lewis]

Just give him a copville sticker.

[Mike]

Yeah, I like that guy that in New York used to dress up like a bush in, like, Central park. And we just hide himself in the bush and then jump out.

[Jimmy]

That would be actually a really great idea. I should go where cops are, like, where they're 69 and in the parking lot and be like, hey, guys, I got these cool stickers for this show. It's about cops. Here's some cops.

[Mike]

Run into the car and show them your wallet really fast.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

With your hand in your pocket.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. No, no, I don't want to die, bro. Just die with the blood splattered cocktail sticker. Like, we were. We were plotting to get rid of Jimmy all along. He was just stupid.

[Matt]

But we're gonna send you towards ICE agents.

[Jimmy]

I ain't going near those dudes. They will shoot me.

[Matt]

Yeah. All right, let's do another one.

[Mike]

This is Tyler yesterday in a suit.

[Matt]

What's wrong with my suit?

[Mike]

I'm just saying, you're. Return to suit. Like, it's funny. I just added my own caption. I was. I was in scramble mode. I mean, I was. I was on the perks tonight. Mike, like, send some videos. And I'm like, this.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna do the baby.

[Mike]

There's a little bit of everything in there tonight.

[Jimmy]

A little gas. I'm not asking for the world.

[Mike]

I didn't think you were wearing it, and then when we came back from the intro, you had it on.

[Matt]

Why do you think I was wearing it?

[Mike]

Because when you sat down first with Matt, you didn't have it on. And then it went.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, me and.

[Mike]

Me and him.

[Jimmy]

Me and him were at the suits on. I was. I was rolling straight. Miami Vice.

[Lewis]

Jimmy, that was a great look for you, bro.

[Jimmy]

Powder was great. The powder was the great problem, dude. You guys. I kept putting more and more on, and you guys weren't noticing. And I was like, I'm gonna dunk my hand in this thing and just.

[Matt]

I didn't notice. You're right. I had no idea what you were talking about. And then I look over and Jimmy's got white all over.

[Jimmy]

It was under my nose. You. I was gonna go full. Like, whom do you serve? Yeah, her wife.

[Lewis]

Scarface.

[Jimmy]

With that face down in a pile of blow.

[Matt]

I'm checking our audio. Someone said it's fine. Dude, they said our. Our sync was off.

[Jimmy]

Is it. Clint says it's good.

[Matt]

Oh, Clint said it's good.

[Mike]

Drinks. Drinks all day, though.

[Jimmy]

I mean. I mean, dude, I mean, me and.

[Matt]

Sound good, though.

[Jimmy]

Clint and. Like, me and Clint doing a podcast. We talked about that today.

[Mike]

Like, welcome to the marathon, ladies and gentlemen.

[Jimmy]

This is the song that doesn't end.

[Matt]

It's a 24 hour stream.

[Jimmy]

Dude, they're still talking even though they're asleep.

[Mike]

That Tylenol in it, you can't snort it.

[Matt]

You got Tylenol in your perks.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's a hydrocodone. It's like 5, 350 or whatever. I don't know.

[Matt]

Drugs, like, they're not worth.

[Mike]

On the street, it's still. You can't. You can't. They're not worth anything.

[Matt]

Popping.

[Jimmy]

Rolling.

[Matt]

Dude, that's still legal. Mike. Those weren't. Oh, they were prescribed to you, huh? Yeah, they were. Is there a law saying that you can't take them after you don't need them anymore?

[Lewis]

I think. I think there is.

[Jimmy]

Tyler.

[Lewis]

It says it on the bottle, right?

[Mike]

Like, yeah, when we were hitting the pill mills hard and hitting the people, it was like we were pulling off that stuff.

[Matt]

You kept a little bit extra, Mike.

[Lewis]

No, but, I mean.

[Mike]

You never know when you're depressed one day and you have a rainy day, man, just pop a perk, man, and get some Jack Daniels and off you go, man, if.

[Lewis]

You pulled someone over and they had a bottle that was expired, like, would you even.

[Matt]

No, that wouldn't hold up in court.

[Lewis]

I mean, there's no law for that then, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, but here's what we used to do. If we. If we. If we got them coming from the. Like, when the pill mills were hot, we got them coming from the pill mill. What they would do is they would leave the pill mill. They immediately had to go chop the sponsors off their. Their. Their hit. So the sponsor would go meet the sponsor and go collect, like, 100 pills from them. What's that like, so. So you got. I. I pay for you three to go to the clinic. I'm the drug dealer. You guys are all junkies. I'm paying your 500. You're driving from Kentucky. I'm paying your gas. As soon as you leave the clinic, you meet me with your 180, 180, 180. I take my 80, my 80, my 80. You guys got your hundred. Off you go. Off I go. There were 30, 40 a piece back then. I pull you over 20 minutes after you filled your script, and I'm like, searching you, and I'm like, hey, man, let me see your pills. And then you bottle, and you count them, and you're like, how are you missing on 80 pills? And it's been 20 minutes. So I was tying those in together with their statements, and I was charging them with trafficking because I could say, you know, they traded them. Yeah, that's what we're doing. It's just weird. Yes. It's just weird to me. Think about the concept that we were so up as a nation that we're out there dumping people's prescription meds out and counting them on the hood of a car, and then you have nothing to rest them for. They scrape them right back in the bottle, and off they go, and they take them. So I made a couple really good trafficking cases like that. That's how we kind of pinched them leaving the clinics.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And then. And what did you do for your troubles? What did you get for your trouble?

[Mike]

I got investigated. I got almost transferred to the jail, and they tried to fire me. I got. I got a lot. I was officer of the year once. Every good cop is like, officer of the year, and it's like, former officer of the year kills family of nine. You're like, damn.

[Jimmy]

See that coming, man, that wait, that turn quick, man. That really got out of hand quick.

[Mike]

I could toss the officer of the year in there once.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, 2018.

[Matt]

Hey, Lewis, did you get the. The last two videos Mike sent?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's done a lot.

[Matt]

All right. Is your mic working, Lewis?

[Mike]

No, he's coded.

[Jimmy]

Then you Won't hear me.

[Mike]

He's got.

[Matt]

That's right. They're playing the videos. All right, play on.

[Mike]

That could be me later.

[Lewis]

My guy. Dude, that out.

[Jimmy]

Dude that.

[Mike]

He is.

[Matt]

He is tripping in straight euphoria right now. Just.

[Lewis]

Dope fiend Lean, man.

[Matt]

The dop Lean.

[Mike]

Isn't that crazy?

[Matt]

What you say, Louis? Yeah, no, that was in inhuman looking. That is for sure.

[Mike]

Yeah, I think. I think Lewis could get in that position. No. Yeah, I think you could. I think those could stand like that.

[Lewis]

For tall stuff, but I. I ain't flexible like that.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. We'll give you some perks. See, maybe.

[Matt]

Yeah, you want to have perks, Lewis? Oh, we keep forgetting next Thursday we're getting the THC Drink for me. Yeah, I don't want you to kill it. I just want you to, like, sip it and be like this. This feels like a buzz. Like a regular buzz. Or like, I'll have my song ready.

[Jimmy]

You gota.

[Matt]

You gota.

[Jimmy]

Why did my teeth feel fuzzy?

[Mike]

Timmy, they're coming for you.

[Jimmy]

I'm g. Just play it off, like. Just like I'm in the lead.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Does anybody else smell eggs?

[Matt]

All right, we're running through these videos.

[Mike]

So we gotta talk about something else. Can we kill videos?

[Matt]

We were talking about before the reason why we made the thumbnail. I'm not gonna lie. Did you see the thumbnail, Matt?

[Lewis]

No, not even. I was in traffic.

[Jimmy]

Busy.

[Matt]

We're just gonna. We're just kind of getting sick and tired of the soft drama, and everybody keeps asking us about it, and then we change. You know, we. We thought we were gonna have an inter. They wanted to ask about Tim Kennedy and everything, but we pretty much told him. We cut some, like, WWE promos on there. Dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we did. And we went. We went. I was like, I'm. We're tired of it. It's the. Is done. Yeah, those people don't speak for. They don't know anything about the veteran community. They don't know anything about the community they pretend to represent. They don't represent 99 of us. They don't talk to 99%.

[Matt]

Jimmy brought up a great story. Well, point two is the fact that the average infantry dude probably gets in just as many, if not more, firefights than some of the soft dudes. But because, you know, we've had silver star recipients on the show that were infantry guys. They're not. They don't get the views because they're not a Navy seal.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, I. I really.

[Matt]

Navy SEAL could Come on. And do. I did cocaine off a bathroom, shaved off my head and jumped off a balcony and got arrested. And people would be like, you're so brave.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Did we have that guy on the show? I thought he came on for a couple times.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's been there for a little bit.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's. It's one of those things, man. It's just, it's like the cop thing. Like if you walk in it, I say it all the time. You walk. I'm just a cop. I'm just a hard charging street guy. Like, yeah, cool. Where's the SWAT guy? Where's the detective? Where's, where's. Where's that guy at? Like, it's the same thing.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And, and the thing that I mean, and I keep driving this home and, and it's, it's going to be my claim to fame, which is they don't know any. The, the soft bros don't know about the rest of the veteran community and they don't speak for us. We can hear those stories and go, I did that five times over and nobody ever knew anything about what we did. And you know, I watched my buddy get his head blown off or we were driving down the road and a whole vehicle disappeared in front of us and we're picking up parts of our friends.

[Mike]

To me, it reminds me of the versus like regular guys because the admin guys, like they're, they. It's like the seals and those guys got like, even though they got in some trouble, they got carte blanche. Like they could go tell their story and make money. And it's almost like tick tock cops. Like, it's the same kind of thing. Like they found that they could go do this and make money where your regular guy who's enlisted or still in or whatever, he would get court martialed if one of the regular E4 E5 decided to go on TV and talk about some op. Yeah, these guys can like get away with it and then they just, oh, I'm out. They make more money, they can retire. They gotta, you know, and then your regular, you know, Jimmy the grunt doesn't. Doesn't have that option to go, well, Sergeant Major, I don't care what you say, I'm gonna go talk to the news and tell them what we did. Yeah, you can't, dude. So it's like they had a position where they were the silent professionals and they were able to get, you know, they did all the cool stuff, but they didn't stay silent. They. They capitalized on it.

[Matt]

Jamie, did you really see your friends had get blunt off?

[Jimmy]

No.

[Matt]

Oh, that was just referencing.

[Jimmy]

It's hyperbolic.

[Matt]

No, no, no, no. Damn, bro. No, you see, it's a up, but I know that.

[Jimmy]

Oh, God, no, actually, my. My. One of my buddies from my fire team's in the chat right now. Danny.

[Matt]

Yeah, right.

[Jimmy]

He's a fireman now. I won't say where.

[Matt]

Oh, so is he. We got a fireman watching now. Yeah, I know. He's your saw Gunner, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Don't say his last name. He's. He's.

[Matt]

Yeah, I don't know his last name.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Is he. Is it. Oh.

[Jimmy]

No, no.

[Mike]

Our live is dead.

[Jimmy]

Our lives.

[Mike]

Close it. Close it down. Oh, damn it.

[Matt]

Ultimate femme warrior.

[Mike]

Robin.

[Matt]

They got a good name. There were some good ones in there today. There's, like. There's one that says Tyler sucks.

[Jimmy]

The rest of the spear was a good one.

[Matt]

The rest of the spear.

[Mike]

What's the one guy that just goes all over the place?

[Matt]

That's animal mother.

[Jimmy]

Animal mother.

[Mike]

I'm trying to keep up. He's like, I like Mike. Then three paragraphs, he's like, mike's a bird. Like, I can't keep up.

[Matt]

Well, yeah, we had to tell him to let the chat breathe.

[Jimmy]

Did you see where I was like, hey, brother, just bring it. Dial it back, like, two notches.

[Matt]

But yeah, the.

[Mike]

The.

[Matt]

The soft stuff is. I mean, it's. It's very apparent. What we told this investigative journal today, we were on her show, is that we're like, listen, dude, it had its run, and the stories were cool, like the movies and everything. Now people, instead of the stories, now they want full transparency and truth, and all of them are now under the hot seat. Not saying all of them lied by any means, but. But now they're all. People want heads on platters for being lied to when you know. And so now people are like, these stories might actually not be true that I've been fanboying or. No, I shouldn't say fanboy. Like, I did the same thing, man. I watched Lone Survivor. I was like, God, this shit's. Oh, I. I was such a huge. I remember watching Rob o' Neill a couple years ago. I was like, this guy is so cool, dude. He was like, he wore the demon hunter patch. I was like, this guy's a badass. And then he. Well, then he sued me. Yeah, you could have told me that five years ago.

[Jimmy]

And.

[Mike]

And we.

[Jimmy]

We had to talk about that today, too. We had to talk about the Lawsuit with. Because she didn't have a clue.

[Matt]

Yeah, she really wasn't tracking that. That, you know, she. She said she's not a big.

[Mike]

So they just stuff you in a van and kill you. They don't do.

[Matt]

Oh, well, you missed it, Mike. She was like, you know, the police. And she's. I guess she's from Georgia, like, the country Georgia. And she's like, the police here, you know, they're well loved. Police in America are not well loved. And I was like, well. And she goes, here, if I tell you someone stole my laptop, they'll go and knock down their door and get it for us. I'm like, well, here in America, we have this thing called constitutional rights. You have to have a warrant.

[Jimmy]

And she's like, well, yeah, of course, that does stop us from doing injuries.

[Mike]

It happened, like, sometimes that rule over there works.

[Jimmy]

Like, I mean, but I mean, the. The thing was, is, I mean, like, you know, again, she's. She's talking about how great the former Soviet block was, and I'm like, for.

[Mike]

Some people, but not.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, she. I mean, she definitely hated the Soviet Union. I mean, it was.

[Mike]

It was.

[Jimmy]

It was really a schizophrenic thing for me because, like, on the one hand, she's like, I. Like, I hate this. And we're over there talking about Israel. Like, she brought it up, too. We were like, you definitely come to the right place.

[Mike]

Did you see the moment that Jimmy folded, Tyler?

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike]

You saw it, like, live.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

I almost texted you.

[Mike]

Like, total.

[Matt]

Okay. Because what was happening is she's used to the broadcast style talk over each other, and the one that talks over the most wins the argument. And so every time Jimmy would talk, she would talk over him. I don't think she was necessarily, like, being rude or hateful, but that's what she's used to. And Jimmy would just stop talking every time. And I'm like, dude.

[Mike]

Jimmy wouldn't have fought if he did that.

[Jimmy]

There was a. There was one or two times where I was like, hold on, I'm gonna stop you right there. But it was. For the most part, I was. And the thing is, is, I mean. And you understand this, Mike, when if I don't know enough and you start going off on things that I don't know, then I. I'm kind of like in a. In a bad situation because it's like, dude, I. I don't have any information to come back at you with. I can't sit there.

[Mike]

I just.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And.

[Jimmy]

And so I I looked and I. And that was when I finally said, listen, you clearly have more information than I do, and I'm not going to fence with you about it, but I have quiet.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I have to filter it. And I don't have any good fill. I don't have any good outlets of information on the background of Vladimir Putin that I could trust, you know?

[Matt]

Yeah. We had. And then our meeting beforehand, I was laughing to myself because we had everybody piggybacking off everybody. Is that meaning, like, the. The military? So I'm gonna piggyback off him. I'm gonna piggyback off.

[Mike]

I wish we had video of that conversation. That is a wild conversation. That dude's voice is like a radio voice, and it's so good, and it's just. And then Matt starts talking, and it's like. It's. He's like a ventro because he's like. He looks like he shouldn't sound like that. He starts rattling off this intelligence. This is rattling off this. I'm like, bro, this. I. I literally look at this. Like, these guys are speaking a different language. I have no idea what they're talking about. Just like Matt's episode. Like, people. Justin was making fun of me on Wednesday. I didn't say much. I'm listening to this, and I'm just like, I got nothing, man. He's got. This is way too deep for me.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Matt definitely knows what the. He's doing, so. Yes.

[Lewis]

I appreciate that, guys.

[Matt]

It's very. We benefit a lot from you being here.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So, Yeah. I mean, the. The.

[Matt]

I have to pee.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah. Okay. I mean, that's like, alcoholic eight hours.

[Lewis]

Of my day, man, is having those conversations on the phone again.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And again and again.

[Matt]

You know, this.

[Jimmy]

On the music side, the thing about that. That. That episode is that you. You went really deep into, like, this is the.

[Matt]

That I know.

[Jimmy]

And this is. And. But, like, the thing that I kept trying to point it back to, which you suck at, and I totally relate, is like, dude, what about.

[Mike]

What about Matt?

[Jimmy]

Who the. Is Matt? Like, yeah, we. We know all this, but, like, we don't know who. You know, You. You did not spend about.

[Mike]

You know what he say? He was born a young black child in South Florida. My buddy used to start all his stories like that. It was hilarious. Like, it was white. He used to say, well, I was born a young black kid in New Jersey. He would start every story when he met somebody like that. And I'm like. And then somebody in the chat said, yesterday. And I was cracking up.

[Lewis]

I, I don't know. I guess it's cliche, man. I'm just. I'm just someone that gets back up. That's it. Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, it's very difficult, man. It probably seems easy to you, but it's just.

[Lewis]

No, it doesn't.

[Mike]

Okay, good. I'm glad it does because it looks terrible.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it could get rough. I mean, I enjoy it. Like, you know, it's. It's a passion of mine. So, like, I'll. It's Godfather, right? As soon as I think I'm out, I get pulled back in. Like, exactly that, man. So I think that means the Irishman.

[Mike]

On the face, these people are talking like. I mean, again, I, I was almost like, they. It's too good to be true, what they're saying, and I know you're there to filter it, so that'll make sense.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It really sounds like a deal. Like, it's a real deal.

[Lewis]

I, I, I'll be honest. I, I'm liking what I'm hearing so far. So as long as we pace things slowly and do everything for the right reasons and keep in mind why we're here and our purpose and, and everything, there's, you know, only good can come of it. Right.

[Matt]

I mean, I like what you said. You kind of were helping us realize the fact that it's nice to know they don't need us. Yeah. They are wanting to work with us.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You know, so obviously we're hiring them, but we need a lot as far as not money, investment, but we need a lot of, like, like, all right, we gotta. We gotta help this. These guys. Resources. Yeah. And, like, help, you know, and we really are gonna just hire, like, they really could get. They probably deal with way bigger contracts than us.

[Lewis]

I would say definitely.

[Matt]

It's. It's cool that they're. They seem really excited. We've pretty much convinced them that, you know, that they don't. They. Nobody's tackled the first responder.

[Mike]

Like, it's probably a challenge to them. They haven't. Have never dabbled in this before.

[Lewis]

I agree.

[Jimmy]

Again.

[Mike]

Until they watch one of our episodes and they're like, oh, yeah, I. I.

[Jimmy]

Think they've seen our 6 million pizzas. Why do they keep telling Jimmy to paint? Yeah. I thought they said this is about.

[Mike]

Like, charities and good things. What are they talking about?

[Matt]

They did. They did, did. They did kind of lead. They. They do let us know that they looked us up a lot. They say that often, so I hope.

[Mike]

They don't realize I'm Right next. I'm waiting for them to say something slick. That's why I keep quiet because I don't want to tip them that I live like 20 minutes from them. So I kind of like listen to what they talk about locally and make sure it all, it all jives.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, I mean, I'm literally 20.

[Mike]

Minutes from where they're at.

[Lewis]

Nice. Good enough.

[Jimmy]

Well, if they watch the show, they know now, Mike. Yeah.

[Matt]

They were both out of it, but they have so many connections. Like they were talking about the one side of the house you pay for like packages and it's like, what's. What's the best package for us? Yeah, that's what they're trying to figure out. They have tons of different strategies that they could implement when they're working to see which strategy I guess is best for us. And they have radio stations across the country, exclusive radio stations. So that's exciting to me. Like I told, I mean, I told them on the meeting. I was like, you know, I'm. I have this drive to be on the radio. The team has more is more. You guys are more level headed when it comes to it. Like, okay, that'd be cool, but we got to make sure it fits. And I'm like, just get me on that radio, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean he. I mean, the whole time he's like, you give me the target, I will hit it. I don't care. Miss. I'm like, I had that.

[Mike]

That would miss everything.

[Jimmy]

Shooting over the perm, shooting at UFOs and the birds.

[Mike]

Goddamn taking out shot. Yet we still haven't gone at it.

[Lewis]

Oh, we need to do that.

[Jimmy]

I'm cleaning off the KD range. I don't give a. Like, I will, I'm gonna clean that.

[Mike]

Jimmy will wheel me out there. I'll just get on Jimmy's back and he'll run and I'll.

[Jimmy]

Me and Matt are gonna go out the of on the KD.

[Matt]

What's KD known distance? Well, Matt's probably good at like 500 yards, but after that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but that's what I mean. Like, like we'll go, we'll go see who.

[Lewis]

I haven't shot distance in four to seven feet. Go to the range out here. It's like what, 20 yards?

[Jimmy]

There was a good one in Manatee. I'm.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna put this out because we did talk about it earlier. There was a range in Manatee that had a thousand yards, thousand yard range. The BERM was at 1200. It was 20ft high. And somebody put a 50 cal round from an M107 over that and 300 yards into protected wetlands. Think about the line of boar on that, right? Like you put it over.

[Matt]

How'd they track that?

[Jimmy]

The Fish and Wildlife, man.

[Matt]

Fish find it?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it landed in the soft mud in the protected wetlands. They pulled the whole round out.

[Matt]

Oh, wait, protected is in like. No, human, like, Like, Yeah, you.

[Lewis]

Yeah, like you can't shoot 50 cow bullets.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, protected like we can't shoot 50 cal at it. Like it's that protected. But, man, dude, like, think about that. At 1200 yards, it was over 20ft high. I can't even see that far at over 1200. At 1200 yards was over 20ft high. It had to clear the berm.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Jesus, man, that's a. But I mean, like, what did you do? Like, set it down. If I can pull the trigger. Like, what the. Dude. Yeah, I, I, I, I would love to get back on a KD range. I'll go shoot at Iron Sights. I don't give a. Like, mean. We have to put. We'll get M16 A2s and figure out whatever.

[Lewis]

I'm with.

[Mike]

Whatever.

[Lewis]

M16.

[Matt]

You got it.

[Jimmy]

You had an A4 or.

[Lewis]

No, not an M4.

[Jimmy]

No, like an M16. A4. Yeah. Okay with that. The rail on it. Yeah, Yeah.

[Lewis]

A little acog.

[Jimmy]

What do you guys call it? The rco.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Pmi. Like, I know what's up.

[Lewis]

I know that's crazy that you PMI to Parris island, dude.

[Jimmy]

Okay, now be. Let's be clear. I went underneath the PMI at Parris island because the army wanted us to learn. Right.

[Lewis]

That'd be weird as being a, like, Marine recruit, though, and having like a up Army.

[Matt]

Dude. What's up, man?

[Mike]

What's up, man?

[Jimmy]

I, I gave, I gave you guys gonna be Marines. I gave one class. The rest of the time I was following around, down the gunner and, you know, the other PMIs, but they're all, they're all hogs, dude.

[Lewis]

What was it like interacting with Marine recruits for you?

[Jimmy]

Well, I had papa company, so you had girls? Yeah.

[Lewis]

That's even crazier. What was that?

[Jimmy]

Like, so, like.

[Mike]

This episode. This part of the episode is brought to you by goon tape where it gets wet and it stays grippy. Dude, we got the second hour yet.

[Matt]

Goon tape. Why don't I just do them all in the first?

[Mike]

Go ahead, knock it.

[Matt]

Oh, man. You do the Goon tape, but you don't have the AD read. But goon tape.

[Mike]

I do.

[Jimmy]

I could do the Goon tape.

[Matt]

You got it from memory. Go.

[Mike]

All right, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Goon tape is. If you are a tactical athlete looking for an edge, Goon tape is the place to go. Okay. It is a. It's got a great blend of cotton and synthetic that gets more grippy as it gets wet. So if your work gets wet, goon tape's the place to go. I got it on my Glock 19. I got it on my AR. Tyler over here's got it on his pull up.

[Matt]

Yeah, I put it on the pull up bars, right? Yeah, and the dip bars.

[Jimmy]

So you can go to the. The website. I don't have. It's goon tape.

[Matt]

Goontape.com. it's right there.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Goon tape dot com. Counterculture.

[Matt]

15 or anti. Or 15 or anti hero. Whichever one you want.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And you can go ahead and get yourself 15 off stuff. As soon as I get it figured out, I will be able to show you guys what I did to my guns with the Goon tape. And I loved it, so I did.

[Mike]

I think Dom about it last night. Dom mentioned like the bars at the gym, his weights and then like.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

People use it for like grip on the steps. Like. Like you can do a lot of stuff with it.

[Lewis]

How do you put it on a barbell, man?

[Matt]

How do you put it on a barbell at a gym? You gotta take it off every time.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, but a lot of gyms, like the powerhouse gyms, like, like, you.

[Lewis]

Know, going to a good one. A good one, then there's already wrapped.

[Matt]

What about Planet Fitness? Is that a good one? I don't.

[Lewis]

I don't know about that.

[Mike]

You see the planet. Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

It might sound that alarm on you there.

[Mike]

Did you see the Planet Fitness video the other day?

[Matt]

No.

[Jimmy]

Oh, God.

[Mike]

I gotta find it.

[Jimmy]

Hold on.

[Lewis]

That's some good ones.

[Jimmy]

So to answer your question, I did grass week. Okay. I did a day at grass week.

[Lewis]

One day at grass week.

[Matt]

That was it.

[Lewis]

That's one day experience.

[Jimmy]

I mean.

[Lewis]

Yeah, like with the.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, one.

[Lewis]

Was it their first day?

[Jimmy]

No, it was second day.

[Lewis]

Second day on the second day.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

So they're probably still.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So you get done, right? You're in those little hooch half shelter things that you guys. That are made of brick and. And are filled with black widows.

[Lewis]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

And you're getting eaten alive by the little.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And so I'm getting it done. You know, you got your butcher block, you got the chalkboard. You're going over, like, side picture, side alignment, trigger squeeze, breathe, you know, all that. And you. At the end, you let the recruits ask questions that they. Maybe they don't understand. Right. And it's supposed to be an opportunity for them to, like, talk. Like, if you whip through the block of instruction and, you know, they have more questions. It's supposed to be that opportunity.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But they kept asking questions, and I was like, okay. And I stopped him. I'm like, all right. Are you guys asking questions because you don't know. Are you asking questions because you don't. Don't want your drills instructors to come back? And they all laughed. And I went, okay.

[Lewis]

They laugh.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And I went, okay, stand by for your drill instructors. And I walked out and. And I got. I got my ass chewed by a female. E5 drill.

[Lewis]

Damn it. Yeah, the attorney on a little bit.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

It's kind of.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

So let me think about, man.

[Jimmy]

So, I mean, that was. That was the whole. That was my one day out there and video all that back to, you know, go back to the units and teach how the Marines.

[Matt]

Has anybody ever met female recruits?

[Lewis]

How they shoot.

[Matt]

Have you. Has anybody ever met a Marine, like, fresh out of boot camp?

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Lewis]

I was one.

[Matt]

Dude, they're robots.

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude. Weirdest ever.

[Matt]

We met my brother at his graduation. Like, the. They obviously marched off the field, and we met him at, like, a rec center or some on Parris island or wherever they meet.

[Lewis]

Yeah. What year?

[Matt]

Like, 2000.

[Lewis]

So before 2010. No, 2011.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Lewis]

I think the old 3rd Battalion was still. I think that was before the integration and all that, so. Yeah, so, yeah, he definitely was a robot.

[Matt]

Oh, dude, it was insane. He was standing. He was free to be with us, and he was standing at parade rest.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

And it's like, yo, dude.

[Lewis]

Did he greet everybody? Yeah, everybody you saw?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Good evening, ma'.

[Jimmy]

Am.

[Lewis]

Good app. Yeah.

[Matt]

Dude, it was my parents and me. Yeah, it was weird.

[Lewis]

How do you call you sir?

[Matt]

Yeah, it was like you were watching it. You're watching life come back in his eyes. And I'm like, yo, dude, what's up? It was wild, dude. Yeah.

[Lewis]

He'll hold the door open for everybody, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the. I mean. But again, like, that's kind of why I went in on you. Not really it went in on you, but why? I was like, bro, you were in the Marine Corps. Yeah, the Marine Corps does that.

[Lewis]

It's a cult, bro.

[Jimmy]

Than anybody.

[Lewis]

100%.

[Matt]

Anybody heard from Cece?

[Jimmy]

Not recently.

[Matt]

I just texted him. I'm like, damn, I ain't seen you in the lives in a while, dog.

[Lewis]

He, like, followed me back or something or made a new page and that was about it. Like, I just. That was like a couple days ago, but I haven't heard from him. He's on the chat either?

[Matt]

No, man, he ain't been the chats.

[Lewis]

In a minute, man. Where you at?

[Jimmy]

I mean, I'm rocking his apparel here, man.

[Lewis]

He got snatched up, man.

[Jimmy]

Either that or he's busy with work. Work like his. Or that, you know?

[Matt]

No excuse.

[Jimmy]

CC Was in recent.

[Matt]

Oh, Dylan. Okay. All right.

[Jimmy]

As long as he's alive, man, we lost.

[Matt]

We lost. We lost our Wyatt. Oh, I say we lost. I hope we didn't lose him. But we have not heard from our Ukraine correspondent in a while.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna look again and I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you right now.

[Mike]

So that hit. That video I just sent you hit it before we forget about playing.

[Jimmy]

It hasn't been delivered.

[Matt]

Watching Lewis working real time.

[Mike]

This is. This. This is a horizontal. Oh, we got a super chat.

[Matt]

Oh, Wes Summers, what's up? $20, some funds to get Mike Bedazzled Pimp Cane from Spencer's. Loving all the weekly shows, fellows. The emergency broadcast was badass. And a nice Saturday surprise, guys. Airborne, baby. Yeah, these guys killed it. And I came in at the very end and took some credit, but they did a great job.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, nobody. I mean, first of all, like, I mean, I think everybody in the chat knows. Like, it was. I mean, it was 5:54 in the morning. He called me up, and he's like, jimmy, I'm like, I'm on it. I'm on it. And then again, man, like, I. I rem. I sat down in front of my computer and I had everything. And I was like, all of these little icons where I could go live. And I was like, I have the power.

[Mike]

You know when your brother tells you, like, your mom and dad said it was okay to do something? Jimmy calls me and he's like, I'm telling you, man. He's like, tyler said, just click the buttons. Let's go live. And I'm thinking, man.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Mike]

The brand.

[Jimmy]

We can't cross the brand.

[Mike]

And I'm like, I'd stream on everything. I get it. I get it. We're on. Yeah, we're on. Cooking channel and everything. Background. Everybody looks the same. Nothing's different. I'm like. It's like, yeah, it's like, your mom said you could go to your friend's house. You're like, mom, didn't you sure?

[Jimmy]

Like, you sure she said that? At least now you know. Like, I wouldn't lie about that.

[Mike]

But, I mean, like I said, I may be. I may be owner and that. That I use that word, whatever. But I still respect that. Tyler built this from the ground up. And, yeah, this is his. This is his vision and his. His world.

[Matt]

So this is Jimmy apart. Jimmy called once. He let it ring one time. Oh. He didn't answer.

[Mike]

Mike. He said it was okay.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, like, if I was gonna do that, I would have just done it. I mean, can you imagine what you would have done if you're like, jimmy, Jimmy, are you live? Like, yeah, man, you told me to go. I'm just going to feel like, bro, Bro. I mean, it was literally like, I looked at the nuclear arsenal that I had in front of me, and I was like, I have the key to turn this and launch these nukes. But, like, I don't know if I have the authority. I gotta call Mike.

[Lewis]

Big shiny red button.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it was like, you know, dude, I was. But, man, it was. That was awesome, dude. Yeah, it was really awesome to look down at, like, 20 minutes in, and I was. I think I said it. I was like. Like, Mike, there's like 104 people on here. He goes, It's 108 what I'm looking at. God damn.

[Matt]

Yeah, y' all have some. Y' all had some pretty successful lives. Was it yesterday?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. So that doctor.

[Mike]

I mean, people, that's a good one. Because, I mean, Dom just is. He's a character, man. He knows what to do. And I'm still getting messages. I got a message on Facebook from some person. I have no idea who it was, and it says, the preview says, where the did it go? That some. Like, I respect your show, but that Dom is one of those type messages doing his job. It started out this. I'm a huge fan of your show, but Izzo got that ice shooting way wrong. And then if you look, it's like that long.

[Matt]

Holy crap.

[Mike]

Yeah. All right, Lewis, roll that horizontal torpedo stretch. Put it up.

[Matt]

Bathroom.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, bro, this ain't Afghanistan.

[Lewis]

He's going in.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

That wasn't a prank.

[Mike]

The girl. The girl caught hell for. For making a deal about it. That's the women's bathroom. Obviously, that's not a woman in there. And it was a whole big deal.

[Matt]

What? How did she get in trouble? Oh, she got chastised.

[Mike]

Frowned upon. Yeah, like, for reporting It. He's. He's a. She's in the bathroom. The other she. I called that the Tom the Blast posted. I called that the horizontal torpedo stretch, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean, it goes on for a while.

[Mike]

Like, they confront him, he comes out, he argues, and it's. I'm allowed to be wherever I want.

[Matt]

Oh, so it wasn't a prank verified. Not a prank.

[Mike]

No, that was a real deal.

[Lewis]

So was it, like, if you let.

[Mike]

It go, the staff. Yeah, it's a dude. It's great dude.

[Lewis]

Like, not.

[Mike]

It doesn't even. Yeah, no, I didn't even. It's. I didn't even try. Like a dude in a picture.

[Lewis]

I'm just a legit dude. I wanted to go beat off. I mean, I guess if you're gonna beat off, it's better to do it in the women's bathroom than the man.

[Jimmy]

It's like.

[Mike]

It's, like, standing right there.

[Lewis]

Highly illegal, right?

[Jimmy]

It's like, I don't know.

[Matt]

Is it illegal?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Matt]

To jerk off in a bathroom?

[Lewis]

Oh, I mean, I'm just saying, you're a man in the woman's bat.

[Matt]

That's not illegal.

[Lewis]

It's not?

[Matt]

No. We're in 24.

[Lewis]

You can get kicked out for it, Right? Like, the gym can still ban you. Right?

[Matt]

I mean. Yeah. It's not illegal, though, to go.

[Mike]

You know, he went into the place.

[Matt]

Lewis just knocks out.

[Jimmy]

He put in the chat real quick. He put it in the chat for us instead of talking.

[Matt]

Thanks, Lewis. No, yeah, that's actually. I guess people don't know that it's not illegal to go into the women's bathroom.

[Mike]

They can do whatever you want.

[Jimmy]

All right, People don't want you to know this, but also, South American presidents are free. You can just go take one.

[Matt]

Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Dude, it's a meme. Like, I, I, I loved all of.

[Matt]

The.

[Jimmy]

Marco Rubio's God, emperor of mankind memes. I had to explain it to Tyler this morning. He's like, why? Why is this funny? And then I explained everything.

[Matt]

Well, he showed me the memes before I knew what he was talking about.

[Jimmy]

Well, I. I kind of just assumed that, like, he. I. It was dumb of me.

[Lewis]

Like, you know what they say.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, make an ass out of you and me. I assumed that, like, he kind of at least knew a little bit about, like, some of the stuff that was.

[Matt]

I never know.

[Lewis]

That's me, too, though.

[Jimmy]

He literally looks at us all the time, is like, explain this to me. Like, I'm five, and I'm like, Yeah.

[Matt]

I never know what's going on in the world, dude.

[Jimmy]

That's why it's like. I mean, it's great for me because it's job security, right?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like. Like he's never there. No.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Fair.

[Lewis]

No, we. We need you for that, dude. We need you for that.

[Jimmy]

And then so, by the way, just in case anybody doesn't know the 99, Matt was the first one to say it on December 10th of 2025.

[Matt]

We were trying to find out the origin of the 99 today when we had, like, five minutes of downtime. And I knew it wasn't me. That's all I knew. And I knew. And Matt was like, maybe I did put it in the chat, or maybe I was there when I, like, I.

[Lewis]

Thought I said it on the live.

[Matt]

Yeah. And then they were like, yeah, 99. But it's kind of. What are you laughing at, Mike?

[Mike]

I'm not. I'm grimacing. Not the. Not the cheeseburger guy from McDonald's. The actual face, like, when it hurts, Grimace. Oh, Grandma, I see the trash can, you know, it's full of, like, burger King and McDonald's. Not that grimace Christmas.

[Jimmy]

God damn, man.

[Mike]

I, I, I. Jimmy, that Burger King bag was. That was.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but that's what it comes in. They. They will send you a. I got an old.

[Matt]

I'm not his fat. Stop sending me these bags.

[Jimmy]

I got an old. I guess you can hide the cheap.

[Mike]

Burger from yourself better in that big bag, right? So you don't eat it on the.

[Jimmy]

Air, like, God damn it, Jimmy.

[Matt]

I never confronted you about this part. Yeah, you said to me. I didn't even notice I was eating it. I don't know if you remember in that reel, the first shot of you is going like this with a fry.

[Jimmy]

And I already had one in my hand. That was the thing. But that was like, okay, this is the last one. And I'm like. And then I was like, okay, I'm done. And then the rest after that one, I was like. I didn't even notice because you guys were right there. When you were confronting me, I was like, I got.

[Matt]

I knew I did this one, officer, but all the stuff in my pocket.

[Mike]

Jimmy was as if he was, like, in Iraq, sitting on the back of a Humvee, just leaned over, chomping. I look at Jimmy just, like, sitting on the corner with the chow vats just getting away, and they're all looking at him.

[Jimmy]

Here's the thing, man. I set. I. I mean, I wanted that thing delivered at, like, 13:10. Right. And they brought that as fast as they could. And anybody failed? No, no. Anybody who thing about fast food knows as soon as it a. It ain't hot anymore.

[Matt]

Changing angles, by the way.

[Jimmy]

And I was hungry.

[Mike]

I like it.

[Jimmy]

And I wanted suggest that earlier and I wanted to eat it and I didn't want.

[Mike]

It's kind of like when it reminded me of like when Lewis catches a reel on Instagram and he just. That's all. He's gone.

[Jimmy]

You know what? Here's the thing though. I might have been eaten during the show and I might have been eating publix chicken during the other show. Yeah.

[Mike]

But.

[Jimmy]

But here's the thing. I was still a hundred percent engaged. I wasn't like, oh, oh, you need me to do something?

[Mike]

Because I had a moment. I had a moment the next day. I was starving and I had a protein bar behind my flag behind my desk. And I went like this. And I went. No time to murder me. If I grabbed. I shouted during the break. But I was like. I went like this. And I was like, like, now Jimmy got troll for the cheeseburger in that real.

[Matt]

Jimmy starts off the reel with the fakest I'm interested face. He goes, instagram still pulled up. Lewis.

[Jimmy]

You guys are.

[Matt]

Pull up Instagram, man.

[Jimmy]

You guys are.

[Mike]

It's great. It's great.

[Matt]

Go to our profile. So you gotta go to our.

[Jimmy]

You see what I have to deal with? Whoa, whoa.

[Mike]

You're drinking though, right down.

[Jimmy]

Am I drinking right now?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I mean, it comes with it.

[Matt]

You see the. Stop eat. Jimmy can't stop eating. One down the bottom left.

[Mike]

I got confidence.

[Jimmy]

Hey, Lewis, you live in a glass house.

[Mike]

All right.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

Click, clicky, click, click, clicky click.

[Mike]

Hear the clicks. All right. Vote themselves back into law enforcement. It's kind of dangerous when, you know, they take over.

[Matt]

Hamburger. That's a new rule, by the way. Starting. Starting January 3rd, we will not be eating meals.

[Jimmy]

He says it right.

[Mike]

I like it.

[Jimmy]

My bad. I will stop right now.

[Matt]

Look at peaching your wife for six months. Like I'm about to do this. Newer insurance. Yes. I'll get used to. It's not a new schedule. Really doing something. Fridays will be this casual Fridays. We're supposed to be engaging with the audience. Me like, jesus, verify.

[Jimmy]

It's all fake. It's awful.

[Matt]

No, it's verified by the conversation we were having. There's no repeated conversation. That is a.

[Jimmy]

That's the same exact.

[Matt]

No, Jimmy, you took 27 fries. I ca. I literally took the time there's no.

[Jimmy]

There isn't 27 fries in the. You ate them all?

[Mike]

All.

[Jimmy]

God damn it, man.

[Lewis]

What kind of. What kind of fries are these?

[Jimmy]

McDonald's fries.

[Lewis]

There's not.

[Matt]

You don't think.

[Lewis]

There's not. 37. What do you get? You got small.

[Jimmy]

I don't eat. I don't. No, I got a medium.

[Lewis]

Of course, you got a meat that's like, go yourself. It reminds me of, like, those videos with the guy that does, like, the zoom interviews, the job interviews, and he's got, like, a beer, and they're like, are you drinking a beer right now? And he's like, no, no.

[Matt]

What, dude? Oh, wait. No, it gets better. Louis, bring it back up. What you do that for, Lewis? Lewis decided we were done. The hiring process, six to nine months, even a year later, transfer, start online courses, get a degree in something, have a good amount of money every month to where it's going to telling your wife, hey, we got to cut back. Are you still eating, Jimmy? I mean, my six year old, when I say, don't eat that, and he starts eating, and I have to go, oh, he is six and his brain's about this big, Then I have to tell him, slide it away from you so you don't feel tempted to eat it after.

[Jimmy]

Dad, I'll be honest with you. I, I did. I, I. I put the cheeseburger away, and I just left the fries next to me, and I wasn't even thinking about.

[Mike]

Step away from the cheeseburger.

[Matt]

I'm not even blaming you, because I know you weren't. You weren't meaning to do it. It's French fries sitting there. Let's go list. You take it down now.

[Jimmy]

You know what? Here's the thing. Like, first of all, I got set up for failure because there was nobody stopping me on New Year's, right? And like, And. And we had already talked about, like, the guys from Barstool busting with the boys, how they eat, and you're like, yeah, man, they just eat and, you know.

[Matt]

No, I said, they don't eat it. They just have. The box is out.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay.

[Lewis]

So see, I mean, just product placement.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, like, so again, I'm not trying to be a. I'm not trying to be a.

[Mike]

Share that screen, Louis. I got. I got video of Jimmy eating the burger.

[Jimmy]

Oh, for sake.

[Mike]

Oh, my.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

This is a tasty burger.

[Matt]

You ever had a Big Kahuna burger?

[Mike]

That was it right there. That was it. That was what I thought when I watched the Real Back now that's what I think of is. Boy, this sure is a tasty burger.

[Matt]

Jimmy's fake ass. Interesting.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying. The face. Because that's what he does in the movie. He's like, is Marcellus Marcel? As well as a.

[Lewis]

Say what again?

[Jimmy]

Say what does he look like?

[Matt]

I I t. Dog said, $2 for Jimmy's fries, guys. And C.C. he's back.

[Jimmy]

He rose on the third day.

[Mike]

Oh, that is a good video. We talked about that one the other day.

[Matt]

What one?

[Mike]

During COVID The COVID video of the governor of New York eating the fries and burger. You got a free burger and fries. If you got a Covet shot. That's a wild video.

[Matt]

You have it.

[Mike]

It's up there. You can. It's a. Yeah, hold on. I'll grab it. Pretty common, dude.

[Jimmy]

You guys see. Do you guys see what I put up with? You see what I deal with, man? Like, you do one thing wrong and you just, you know.

[Mike]

One thing.

[Matt]

We did encourage the fried chicken eating on New Year's Eve.

[Jimmy]

You did, because it was fun.

[Matt]

But that count. That cut a great reel where you're like, I'm a true Florida man. That's right. It went on from there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Hey. Hey. You know, again, what was it? I got a. We can go out there right now. We go right next to the half empty pool and Mike just loses it. Goes, is it above ground or below ground? I'm like, it's above ground and he's lost it. You. Mike's over there stone faced.

[Matt]

That was fun.

[Mike]

I'm looking at this video.

[Jimmy]

Delicious prize.

[Matt]

Here you go.

[Jimmy]

Here you go. If you can read that super chat for me, please. I'll read it for you if you don't want to.

[Matt]

Wes Summer says if you let the man paint the man, let the man eat.

[Jimmy]

That's right. God damn it.

[Mike]

All right, let's share that screen. Got it. Tell me what's up.

[Matt]

Why is it so little?

[Mike]

My Matt. Hold on.

[Jimmy]

But there's also a.

[Mike]

A burger element to this. Let me. Let me check with Bill Nedheart. Is it too early in the day?

[Jimmy]

This could be breakfast.

[Mike]

This is real.

[Jimmy]

I want you to look at this and think about again. Some people love hamburgers. Some don't really want to respect all ways of life. But if this is appealing to you, just think of this when you think of vaccination.

[Mike]

This is real, dude. This is real.

[Jimmy]

I'm getting a very good feeling.

[Mike]

We fell for this, dude. Like, we fell for that.

[Jimmy]

We didn't fall for that.

[Matt]

You didn't even get a free burger. You got only free side of fries.

[Mike]

I had to go. Yeah, I had to go.

[Jimmy]

I had to.

[Mike]

To get the shot. My son was in New York City in college, and they wouldn't let you up there.

[Jimmy]

Me and Justin are the only pure bloods here.

[Matt]

I'm. I didn't get the shot.

[Jimmy]

You didn't get to.

[Matt]

Why would I get the Kobe shot?

[Jimmy]

Because you were a cop.

[Matt]

No, they didn't.

[Mike]

Or you were at a soft agency.

[Matt]

No. They made the firefighters do it, but not us.

[Mike]

That's what's wrong.

[Matt]

Says we don't eat fried chicken here. I'm not watching the Jeffersons. Oh, my goodness.

[Jimmy]

You got to be very. You got a proofread?

[Matt]

Yeah, you got to proofread ccs.

[Jimmy]

You can't just read it out loud wrong.

[Mike]

There's nothing wrong with that one.

[Matt]

That's theme dog to the Jefferson.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Matt]

All right, let's do another video. How many more we got left?

[Mike]

When he work and help.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

I saw that. I think I sent you that.

[Mike]

That's a distraction. Yeah, you did. That was a reput.

[Matt]

Was that on accident?

[Jimmy]

No, it was not. That dude would not get in the. In the car.

[Matt]

Oops, sorry, bro. On him.

[Mike]

Well, I'm at war with my headset over here.

[Jimmy]

Like, yeah, dude, you're like. You're in. You're in like, Mortal Kombat, and it's. It's trying to kill you right now.

[Matt]

I mean, if you're. If you're trying to close the door and someone is resisting and they don't get out of your way and you don't know that their head is in the way of the door. That happens.

[Jimmy]

Happened. I mean, you were looking right at him. The body cameras looking right at him. You saw that on the ground.

[Mike]

The. That got me demoted. That I arrested. The first contact I had with him went kind of like that. We. He wouldn't get in the car, so I threw him in the back seat. And then he tried to put his feet out, and I slammed his feet in the door.

[Jimmy]

That.

[Mike]

I mean, he screamed and like a.

[Matt]

It.

[Mike]

And then, you know, rest is history.

[Matt]

We brought that back. Right. That word. We're good. We're good.

[Lewis]

Spin back.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Never really left 20, 25.

[Matt]

Yeah. They tried taking it. All we needed was Trump to say for real, and we would have.

[Mike]

And you had Tucker Carlson yelling to, like. Right. He's just yelling it. Who he said, like, Tucker Carlson was yelling at?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

You'Re A. Oh, my God.

[Matt]

Dude.

[Mike]

Mike was bald at 21 years old.

[Matt]

My. You were bald.

[Mike]

I started getting the high tights right out of boot camp, and by the time I was at my unit, dude, I was bald as it gets.

[Jimmy]

So it wasn't the, it wasn't the, the drugs?

[Matt]

The trt?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, no, no, no.

[Mike]

That grew hair back. My back hair looks like a werewolf.

[Matt]

Yeah, I, I will. The only thing I have against TRT is you do grow hair in some wild places, like earlobe hair, ear canal hair, nose hair. I grow hair outside of my hairline on my head. It is really weird. I have to just make sure I get it with the buzzer. It's nothing crazy and just pluck it. No, it's, it's just easier to get it with a buzzer.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I would just plug.

[Matt]

It's either that or it was hair left behind when my hairline receded. And like, those guys are just the last samurai warriors when everything fell back.

[Jimmy]

I get, I get long ones.

[Matt]

You, you have a very good looking set of hair, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Oh, well, thank you.

[Matt]

You do.

[Jimmy]

I, I sure appreciate that. I really do.

[Matt]

Matt takes off his hat. He looks like a crackhead.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I'm, I'm like the only guy here. Like, I'm, I'm gonna grow it out long and cut it so that these can make wigs out of it.

[Matt]

Because, you know, I had there made fun of me. You want to know? I used to, so back in like 2020, then 2, maybe 20, 21, I used to slick my hair back. It looked, it looked good. You know, I had like, yeah, actual hair. I tried it again last year and my hair was thinning really bad and my bald spot had grown and I was in the jail, right? And I'm like, you know, I'm like, my arms are pumping out of my uniform. I got, just taking a dude and some guy, you know, some guy's sitting on the bench. I had just taken my prisoner back. I come back and we had a, A, a room where law enforcement sat with their prisoners and it was somebody else's prisoner. He's sitting there. He goes, just let it go, bro. I go, why? He goes, your hair, dude. He's like, you just let it go. And I was like, what are you talking about? He's like, just get rid of it. And I was like that with me forever. I think two days later, I shaved it off, dude. Never had a sense.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I'll be honest with you. There are times when you say to me, And I know you're with me, but it'll like. It's like a.

[Matt]

How sure are you that we're with you?

[Jimmy]

That's. That's part of the problem.

[Matt]

That's part of, like, now I can't tell.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

It's called gaslighting.

[Jimmy]

It's like two days later, it goes off like a delayed action bomb.

[Mike]

Like, Jimmy wakes up in the middle night, said something about my hair.

[Jimmy]

God damn it. I might be a piece of. And you just start questioning yourself. You're like, what do you even do?

[Mike]

I don't ever question that.

[Matt]

That what?

[Mike]

That I'm a piece of. I get reassured very often.

[Matt]

In your dms D?

[Mike]

Yeah. I just. On another agency, I made fun of some, like, it's like a.

[Matt]

They.

[Mike]

Them. And they're doing the questions like, hey, what is. And I. I made the comment, like, the. The question is, which bathroom do you go in? Like, you get ugly. It gets ugly. In my dm they expect somebody to do. Be the one. Dude yesterday threatened to tell the D A on me. He was going to look me up and find out and tell the district attorney about me. I'm like, bro, you lost your mind, dude, that video is in there somewhere. That video's in there somewhere. Blue as ever gets to it.

[Matt]

Well, the Mike this morning texted me. And I will say this. Mike was in a severe amount of pain and did not want to call into work. And I'm like, dude, just stay home. And he's like, bro, I'm telling you, bro, it's like typing these paragraphs. I'm like, dude, I'm like, I almost said Mike. I was like, dude, you're. You're half owner the company. You can not come in if you want to. He's like, the broadcast won't be the same, dude.

[Mike]

I just. I like, I figure this is okay. Like, this is a shoot the. For the boys. This is more laid back. It is the broadcast. It's alive. It's got to be done a certain way. And I just didn't feel right about, you know, like, just big league in it. I couldn't do it. And I would have been depressed and in pain all morning anyway. And it was like, just go be in pain with two people that cause you the most pain. It's like, go hang out with them.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Why be. Why be home in pain when you can be with other painful people?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you guys are great.

[Mike]

Like, like I said, I would have been miserable sitting here.

[Jimmy]

You want me to teach you a little trick? Take Your mind off that pa Break your finger.

[Matt]

Brady B. With two bucks says I need to know when you're joking in that movie. That's easy. That's end of watch. Probably the second or third best cop movie ever. You ever seen into watch. Yeah, bro. I said you like David Ayer films? Yeah, he made it. It's got the same concept, that Training Day feeling. You're two. You're with two zone cops in LAPD in a car together, and you're just like. Like, dude, it's. It's probably.

[Jimmy]

They were making a lot of busts they were getting.

[Matt]

It might be the top two. I I.

[Jimmy]

Serpico.

[Matt]

No, I'm a big fan of colors, but like, and I'm talking kind of more realistic. Like, obviously there's great cop movies, but they're like action packed. Die Hard. Yeah, like, that's not a real dude, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean, Ben, I. I'm waiting for you guys to do the Ben Affleck because I keep seeing trailers for Ben Affleck and Matt Damon where they're dope cops. Yeah. The rip.

[Matt]

Is that any good? It's out. I know.

[Jimmy]

I. I haven't seen it, but I'm like waiting for that to become a thumbnail with YouTube.

[Matt]

The rip. Have you seen it, Mike?

[Mike]

No.

[Matt]

I live that.

[Mike]

I don't watch that.

[Matt]

I'm sorry.

[Mike]

I've seen him to watch maybe once or twice. I just don't.

[Matt]

What?

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't like them.

[Matt]

You know, I don't watch cop movies.

[Mike]

I was the main character. I was the main character.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, I watched. I don't watch a lot of war movies either, but I like gangster movies.

[Mike]

One of my favorite gangsters favorite movies of all is the Drop.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I thought that the Rookie was based on Mike's life.

[Matt]

That show, the Rookie, I never watched that one.

[Jimmy]

It's got Nathan Fillion in it, man.

[Lewis]

Everybody's seen the Wire, right?

[Matt]

Another guy from the Wire just died, remember?

[Jimmy]

Damn. Blood in, blood out. Is that really a cop?

[Lewis]

No, that's an action like LA Confidential.

[Matt]

Pretty good.

[Jimmy]

Brady's got one up for you.

[Mike]

Beverly Hills Cop.

[Matt]

Beverly Hills Cop. Not a cop movie, but still probably one of the best movies ever made.

[Mike]

The name is Beverly.

[Jimmy]

I mean, the name of the movie.

[Mike]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

What about Rush Hour?

[Matt]

No, they're not cop movies. I don't feel like they're cops.

[Mike]

Step out of the car, man.

[Matt]

Yeah, like the TV show Southland. That was a great show.

[Jimmy]

I. I always thought Adam 12 and Dragon Dragnet were pretty.

[Matt]

Adam 12's. A cop show. I don't know what Dragnet is.

[Jimmy]

You don't know? That's. That's.

[Mike]

Duke's a hazard.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Matt]

Chips. Remember Chips?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Chips.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. What was that guy's name?

[Jimmy]

Naked Gun, Ponch and John.

[Mike]

What was his real name?

[Matt]

Emilio. No, no, no.

[Mike]

Punch.

[Matt]

Punch.

[Mike]

The is his name.

[Matt]

Name. I don't think something. I know it's not Emilio Estevez, but.

[Mike]

It'S like.

[Matt]

Eric Estrada.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

What's funny is I had a. I had a squad leader whose name was Eric.

[Matt]

Swat, also a great movie. I know.

[Jimmy]

It was a TV show before Lethal Weapon.

[Mike]

That's a Christmas movie. No, what's the Christmas movie? Die Hard.

[Jimmy]

That's Die Hard, Bro. Bro.

[Matt]

Oh, no. People argue that Lethal Weapon is a Christmas movie.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Matt]

Christmas.

[Lewis]

You're talking Die Hard.

[Matt]

No Lethal Weapon.

[Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Matt]

It's a Christmas movie. It happens during Christmas.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I feel like.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I mean, that makes Lord of the Rings a Christmas movie.

[Matt]

Dark blue with Kurt Russell. I've never seen that movie.

[Mike]

Starting Lord of the Rings.

[Jimmy]

You said what now?

[Mike]

I've never seen Lord of the Rings. Not one episode.

[Jimmy]

Where's Justin? Is Justin in the chat?

[Mike]

Justin?

[Matt]

He's not here tonight.

[Jimmy]

Man, you can't.

[Matt]

Justin's at a pajama party.

[Mike]

Oh, no wonder I'm not on his show.

[Jimmy]

What about. I bet right now.

[Mike]

I bet right now I'm the. I'm the. In the network. You know it's true.

[Matt]

No, I think Dom's the.

[Mike]

No, that I'm. I'm talking about. About in the net.

[Matt]

Oh, the people that are on the network.

[Mike]

I haven't heard from Kenny in three weeks. Like, it's. I'm the man.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, I'm in your defense, Kenny brought it on himself. No, Real was like, whoa, that's not what did it.

[Mike]

It was the other two things.

[Matt]

What? What? Mike? What?

[Mike]

Nope.

[Matt]

What?

[Mike]

New Year, New Year, New me.

[Matt]

That's. Mike. Admitting is wrong.

[Mike]

The cult moves for. No, I'm not wrong.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

My sales. My sales will tell you I'm right because I've sold. I've sold about 30 the job is dead shirts. So.

[Matt]

I think you were wrong. And maybe the way you handled it. Mike.

[Mike]

Oh, God. This guy's gonna counsel me on how to handle things.

[Matt]

I'm just saying.

[Jimmy]

I'm not. I. I like how that real.

[Matt]

When you. You throw the company, you're allowed to say whatever you want.

[Mike]

Hold on. You posted the story that started it all. I Know you posted the story that started the counter story that led to me acting like an. So if anybody's responsible, it's you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, he's over here like a puppet master.

[Mike]

You know, the last two times I've been on a cruise, I've had an opportunity argument. It was with them and the time before was who the. That disappeared? What was the name? The one that you went at? And I said, never mind.

[Matt]

No, but yeah, it was like, that was at least two or three cruises undercover.

[Mike]

No, that was January of last year.

[Jimmy]

We were measuring time by.

[Matt]

Yeah, Mike, you hadn't even been on the show yet, I don't think.

[Mike]

No, it was. I was.

[Matt]

I remember this because undercover, I. I call him. I go, yo, what's this dude's problem with you? And Mike's?

[Mike]

Like, I went on. I went on a cruise in January, May and August this last year, and then December. So it was. It was the May cruise, and I had it out with him. And then I knew who he was. I told him. When I told him I knew who he was. He.

[Matt]

We haven't seen him in a while. Is he gone?

[Mike]

He delete his page? Yeah, his page is gone.

[Matt]

Bag, dude.

[Jimmy]

I mean, just, you know, you gotta roll with it, man. You gotta. You gotta. You gotta have dick skin around this place. If you come on here, I don't give a who you are. If you come on here, you better have some thick skin or you're gonna get eaten alive. It's no different than being in the platoon.

[Matt]

Mike doesn't have thick skin.

[Mike]

I do have thick skin. It's just when it gets personal, like, it just. I wouldn't say certain things until somebody says them about me. Like, it would be like me saying, what is love?

[Matt]

And give me an example.

[Mike]

No, like, if somebody had a platform, their message was like, jimmy Shadow if Something about Shishad. And I started taking shots at the word shadow. That's very similar to saying, you know, I constantly say something, and then these guys constantly have to say something back about it. And my definition is completely different than theirs. When I say the job is dead.

[Matt]

I mean, you know, you can stay tone alert, right? They signed on for another six months, so now they're good.

[Jimmy]

So I didn't even know I got into that war.

[Matt]

No, you did.

[Mike]

But when you say the job.

[Jimmy]

I didn't know anything about that.

[Matt]

That.

[Mike]

Find the dancing guide, Lewis. Look for the guy that's like, so the guy standing in the mirror or something.

[Jimmy]

Listen, I'm gonna. I'll go I'll go on the record right now. I. I know people and I have trained people who are on swat, right? And these. And they're in a lot of different agencies. It ain't just one. And they will post pictures of themselves in their high speed Gucci gear with a black bar across the eyes on their same family page as they've got them walking their daughter to the homecoming. It's like, dude, what the are you doing, bro? Like, that's gay. That's some gay ass. Like, I don't care.

[Mike]

I didn't say it. Jimmy said it.

[Matt]

I don't know if it was tone alert that you were referencing.

[Jimmy]

I wasn't.

[Mike]

That wasn't my point.

[Jimmy]

I want to know who I was talking about. I'll name his name because he works at tpd. That I hate your guts, dude. Whoa.

[Lewis]

Getting pulled over, dude.

[Matt]

Yeah, you got to cross through Tampa. Yeah, yeah. There's an all points bulletin.

[Mike]

Super chat, man. Look at that. Super chat.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Look at him. Mike. Mike is saving me, right?

[Matt]

6J$20, bro. Thank you, Danny. Riots.

[Jimmy]

That's my boy. Danny.

[Matt]

Danny Riot Z. Damn, dude. He gave him 50 bucks. He was like, jimmy, shut up, shut up, shut up. Get pulled over, bro. Shut up.

[Jimmy]

Danny's my man, man. He's.

[Matt]

Thanks, Danny. For Jenny, dude.

[Jimmy]

Dude, it is not an exaggeration to say that I am still here because of that guy, all right?

[Matt]

Hell yeah.

[Jimmy]

That's not. He's. He's.

[Matt]

He's.

[Jimmy]

He works for a very, very, very large fire department. It is one of the master breachers.

[Matt]

Lewis just gave up on.

[Jimmy]

He's bigger than Matt.

[Matt]

He.

[Jimmy]

Danny's bigger.

[Mike]

I like. I would have done that all night.

[Matt]

Lewis, can you hear me?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No.

[Matt]

Do you. Do you. When you like, do you just. I want to. I don't know how to say this. Do you just.

[Mike]

You're walking a fine line.

[Matt]

Do you just say, you know what? I'm just gonna leave it on this camera angle and then just zone out or.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm having, like, tunnel visions at times.

[Matt]

Okay, all right, that's fair. I was just that. I didn't want to sound like a dick, but. And all he's thinking about is coding right now. He's like, I cannot code in the next.

[Mike]

Guys. Shut the up so I can get back to work.

[Matt]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so anyway, it was not the guys that are on, but I. Jimmy.

[Mike]

I don't think did start it. What I would. The. The beef with me and them was the job is dead. And when I say it No, I ain't gonna get me down the hole.

[Matt]

Let's go.

[Mike]

Okay, so people in their network I'm told are like part of the IA of the department and administration. So you. They don't have the leeway to say the things that we do. And that's. Most people don't. So I understand. But to me it's almost like white knighting for the department when you're like so over defending statement. The job is dead. The reason I say the job is dead because we have guys from 16 man to 1600 people town that have 780000 followers on tick tock and dance around like. And that is what people think law enforcement is. That dude should get his ass whooped and be like hey bro, you're making us all look stupid. That is the job is. The job is dead is like what's going on? D.C. cooking the stats. Minneapolis chief saying we're not going to enforce the law and help the federal agents. The job is dead. There was a time when that would never have happened. So that was my version of the job is dead. That was my angle. My job. Job isn't dead because you can go arrest people and warrants. I was hated the last year of my career. I was in an IA for six months. I still went out and did warrants and I was on the task force. I never stopped doing that. The job is dead because we've allowed Bagotry, as Dom Izzo says to take over the job and become part of it. And that's where my version of the job is dead. So we're probably talking about two different things. But you stirred the pot. They've countered. And then I was drunk on a cruise ship and I went in. I'll admit I got a little. I got. I called him. I did. I said some in the DMs and we both went back and forth. They called me a cult. My cult following.

[Matt]

And I had no idea going on by the way.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I. I thought it was. I. Dude, I was ready to. I was ready to like do the meme. Like I'm gonna take all the flack for Mike. It's on me.

[Mike]

I just like I said don't over defend. Don't. Because you're in a position that you can't say things or you have to defend things.

[Lewis]

Things.

[Mike]

Don't step on my dick because you can't say what I can say. And it's very small. You have to have very big feet. Very small. Very small.

[Jimmy]

No generation kill.

[Matt]

I don't know it enough to quote it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I do.

[Matt]

You know you've watched it that much?

[Jimmy]

I. I watched this one part enough because it's hilarious. It's like, like with the resistance we've seen, I'm concerned that initiate. The question was, why the am I standing here looking at a bridge that doesn't have my marines rolling across it? He's like, we're.

[Matt]

We're.

[Jimmy]

We're 30 mics from initiating the assault. He goes, not only no, Colonel, but no. You're over here standing here with your foot on your dick. No, check that. Not your dick. My dick.

[Mike]

My dick. So I felt like you're. That's where I. I do get defensive in the. That aspect because it's like you're almost insinuating like, I don't support the police or I don't think the job is worth it. I died by the sword in this job. I just didn't. I don't support the. Of admin. And you got those guys. Those guys are driven by admin. They're still working. They have to say certain things. They can't say certain things. And that was my point, Mike.

[Jimmy]

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[Matt]

And you live long enough to become the villain.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Mike]

And my knees fall apart and I can't see so well.

[Jimmy]

That happened Batman too. So, I mean, you're in good company.

[Mike]

That's the reason. That's the reason I got upset. That. That was. That was my reason for getting upset. Did I hurl some insult? Yes.

[Matt]

Do you think it's safe to say that sometimes you jump the gun and get upset when you didn't need to get upset?

[Jimmy]

That.

[Mike]

Yeah. And I don't think this is one of them.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Mike]

But I definitely. I have. I have me and poorly made police memes. I think that was my. That was all my fault.

[Jimmy]

Cop villain. It's in the comments instead of cop.

[Mike]

I got mad. I got mad at him for like some goon things. And I was in the middle of like building my business and a lot of my stickers and all that stuff had that word and I was getting that other up in Ohio was talking.

[Jimmy]

Damn perks are flowing tonight. You are going after it. I never seen Mike like this.

[Mike]

I've been very nice to people. People like even all these people that on me. Like, I've been nice to them at one point.

[Jimmy]

Like, I have been nothing but nice to you all the time. Please don't kill me.

[Mike]

But I, I just. Yes, I do get my feelings hurt sometimes very quickly, and I usually reel it back in, but in this one, I just felt like that was initiated by them being, I'm gonna say it, they're kind of company men, dudes, man. It is what it is.

[Jimmy]

Damn.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Mike]

I don't, I don't dislike them. I'm just saying that the fact that they can't say certain things.

[Jimmy]

Bros had drama. I had no idea there was so.

[Matt]

Much drama with cops over here fighting like girls.

[Mike]

No, I'm not fighting with anybody. It's done in my eyes.

[Matt]

No, the job's awesome.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I said this.

[Mike]

You said the job is dead 100 times. I didn't say to you.

[Matt]

They know.

[Jimmy]

I mean, that is fair. That's a, that is a fair point, guys.

[Mike]

You know, trying to keep the patient here.

[Jimmy]

It's all funny. It's all fun and games, right? And it was all in good fun until he said that and I went, Mike's a man.

[Mike]

Yeah, I get it.

[Jimmy]

That is.

[Matt]

I couldn't figure out why I had a headache, but I had my hat on too.

[Lewis]

Tights.

[Matt]

Huh?

[Lewis]

I wear fitteds.

[Mike]

I don't know why.

[Jimmy]

He's fly. As.

[Matt]

You have a small, medium head.

[Mike]

I do.

[Lewis]

I'm a 71 8th.

[Mike]

I do too. Small, medium.

[Matt]

This one's not got that Dale Earnhardt.

[Lewis]

Depending on which type of that.

[Jimmy]

Now, Dale had like a 20 pound head.

[Lewis]

Yeah, whatever. Dale was.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, whatever. You. Are you serious? You, you know what? Dale earned.

[Lewis]

Drinks. Pissed you off. If I knew though, yes, it would have.

[Jimmy]

I'd have been like, God, I'm going.

[Lewis]

To start looking up random hard facts.

[Matt]

Then I don't know.

[Jimmy]

You're, you're not going to get me on mini.

[Lewis]

I'll find something, I'll find something weird, okay?

[Jimmy]

Because I, I watch his son and his son knows all of them.

[Lewis]

Yeah, true, but Junior.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, but, I mean, Mike, let's be real clear here though. You loved that job at one point.

[Mike]

I loved it till the day I left.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's.

[Mike]

I mean, I just, it, it's, yeah, it's, it was, it was shitty the way it all went down. But I enjoyed, I didn't enjoy the, the politics. I enjoy. I, I, I enjoyed the job. I enjoyed putting people in jail. I enjoyed helping people that were just thought there was no other option, no way out. Like I, I did. I enjoyed. I, I, I loved it. I, I'm all about it. I love good cops. I love proactivity. I love training. I love all that stuff. And I took it very serious and, you know, got ripped away. And that's kind of. That's why we're here. That's why COP was formed as like, guys that got on. Let's, you know, let's fight back. That's what it was about. And these guys, that, that, that kind of got in my head. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I. Like I said, I do get my feelings.

[Jimmy]

I don't think so.

[Mike]

That kind of like undermined my. My entire platform, which is don't get walked all over. We can't continue to let this job continue to go the way it is. We have to stick up for the good cops that are doing the job for the right reasons and felt like they should.

[Jimmy]

On me, Mike, the people in the chat are saying that the goon tape code.

[Mike]

Counterculture. Right? That's what it's supposed to be.

[Jimmy]

Counterculture. 15. That's.

[Mike]

That's the boss, not me.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but you know, the best advice I ever got and, and on a serious now, I mean, like, this is for the boys and everything else, but, like, on a serious note, the best advice I ever got was no matter what you're doing right now, and this was about the military, but I think it applies to you guys too. No matter how. What you're doing, no matter how you feel.

[Matt]

Deal.

[Jimmy]

Don't ever forget that your last interaction with the military, or in this case, law enforcement is going to be one of rejection. Yes, that's what it's going to be. And don't ever lose sight of that. No, I don't care if you're in the marines, an army, a sheriff, a fireman. One day some. Something is going to happen and they're going to say, we don't want you anymore, period. That's what's going to happen. Unless you get out on your own terms before hand. And even then they're going to make you feel bad. I. Dude, the amount of serious in here, dude, the amount of people. When I said, like, I'm getting out at 10, that the amount of guilt trip I got about, like, I had.

[Matt]

One retention officer tried to say, how are you going to feed your family?

[Mike]

Don't.

[Matt]

You don't know. Yeah, I never met the guy. I met him that day. He just assumed I was a. And couldn't feed my family.

[Jimmy]

Like, I, I got like, are you really going to let the guys go down range without you? You, like, you're like, you're seriously gonna let those. You're gonna let your friends Go down. I mean, like, I got the hard guilt trip. You're gonna let these new guys go down there without you? Like, you're gonna take all that experience away from them and. And you're. You're. You're not gonna know it, but they're. They might be the re. You might be the reason they don't come back. Yeah, that came from my first sergeant.

[Matt]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Real quick. You know about the. The code not working, right? Yeah, it's new, right? Like.

[Matt]

Got him from tape. I circle. I. I took a screenshot of the. Yeah.

[Lewis]

It might not just not be live yet, but if it should be.

[Matt]

I mean, he texted me a couple days ago and said it's like. Because we went. We went four or five days starting January 1st. We. The whole network started running Goon Tape, Anti Hero and all of counterculture. And I. But I kept asking for a promo code. And I'm not saying they were blowing me off. Like, maybe it just takes a long time for them to get with the, like, hey, I got. I gotta text my computer guy who can text.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I don't know anything.

[Matt]

The code guy. But it took him forever. They finally said, we got 2. We got anti or 15 and counterculture. 15. I was like, okay. But I guess they're. Somebody didn't do their job. But I mean, they. I took a screenshot of the chat, circled it, said, yo, people are trying to get this.

[Lewis]

Like, yeah, get those sales, man.

[Mike]

It should be easy. Like, I can do it right now on my side. Somebody didn't. It do. Do it. I can go right now on. Onto my square account and. And yeah.

[Jimmy]

Mike, are you arguing somebody who's not on the YouTube?

[Mike]

Yeah, it must be on a different channel. It's Terminator. K5J channel's dying. Hide stuff behind a pay wall is only going to make it happen faster.

[Jimmy]

I told him to go back Terminator if you're watching.

[Matt]

Is he on like, Instagram or something?

[Mike]

No, it says YouTube, but I see it.

[Matt]

Is it on counterculture?

[Mike]

Maybe, Maybe.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Because we're live on all of them.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's probably counterculture. This is what he wrote.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah. Bring it up. Yeah. Not tonight is not the night to. With Mike. Mike is. Mike is walking.

[Mike]

It's actually worn off.

[Matt]

I'm fine.

[Mike]

Like, I'm gonna get.

[Jimmy]

I don't. I know. I didn't say anything about drugs. I said you're on the war path.

[Matt]

That.

[Jimmy]

That is very different thing. I think it's the pain.

[Mike]

It's. It's My Friday, it's like, you know.

[Jimmy]

When you burn your hand and like everybody can.

[Matt]

All right, yeah, the. The only noble one in cc. I will. I will get you guys some info once I figure it out.

[Jimmy]

You got this? You got that screenshot?

[Matt]

What, Mike? What?

[Mike]

What?

[Jimmy]

He's eating. He's eating something.

[Matt]

Are you eating perks, Mike? Mic.

[Jimmy]

I thought. I thought he was eating a fry. I thought he was with me.

[Mike]

The screenshot of the comment.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, I thought you were gonna bring it up.

[Mike]

I. I posted it under. I just typed it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Mike]

Look at cop's last comment. That's what it said the name was. Here, let me see if I can copy the name.

[Matt]

I don't see it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Matt]

Bro, I think you're in like another chat.

[Mike]

Dude, I'm in the stream yard. You don't see Cotville comment something.

[Jimmy]

I see Terminator. You can leave. Go back over the.

[Matt]

Go back over the wall.

[Mike]

Here's what he wrote. Here's what he wrote. Here's coming down. Do you see that one?

[Matt]

That's it.

[Mike]

Yep, that's. That's the name and that's what he wrote.

[Matt]

What?

[Jimmy]

You can see it because Lewis can see it because he's in stream yard. We can't see it on our.

[Mike]

Yeah, pull it up, Lewis. Yeah, no, go pull up my last comment and then pull up mine. Yes. Okay. There you go. You guys aren't seeing it.

[Jimmy]

Channels dying, hiding stuff behind a paywall only make. Make it. Make it gonna happen faster.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Terminator K45J with your non descript icon. Whatever the it is. Hey, bro, like if you want to go suck. Jimmy, if you want to go suck on somebody else's dangle.

[Matt]

We. We all know where that's coming from too. We all know exactly this.

[Jimmy]

Oh yeah, we.

[Lewis]

We all know someone else is not.

[Jimmy]

If you want to.

[Mike]

It's funny that he's worried about. About having to pay for stuff, but it obviously concerns them.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean like you're. You're here commenting. I mean, we had this conversation today. Like how many times have you emotionally posted on somebody else's real or in their live like.

[Matt]

Well, Mike does all the time. He did the other day, but.

[Mike]

What are you talking about?

[Matt]

We were talking about how I'm the.

[Mike]

Least commenting person of all of us.

[Matt]

When it comes to tone alert.

[Jimmy]

I am the worst.

[Mike]

That's the. That's straight to the. That's straight to the source.

[Matt]

I mean, we were talking about how like dudes waste their time commenting like Paragraphs on our reels. It's purposely. It's purposely meant to drive engagement, hopefully for the positive, but also if you want to drive negative engagement towards it, by all means.

[Lewis]

I'm not.

[Jimmy]

And, like, I had that conversation with them, and this. This guy under the Marcus Luttrell thing, like, he posted, like, two paragraphs of two different comments.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Jimmy]

And I was like. I was ready to say something. And Tyler's like, don't. Don't. It's a waste of time. The guy wants you to talk. And I'm like, fair enough. I'll shut my mouth.

[Mike]

I'll go in once, once every two days and respond to, like, three or four comments on the reels. I. I got mad. Somebody got mad at me today for the ice one I posted.

[Jimmy]

But Terminator. Let me. Let me just. Again, bro, like, you. You care enough to say something like, go, brother. That's the door. You ain't got to be here, man. And, like, I'm just kind of like, at this point, like, I'm. I'm waiting for the. The OGs in the comments to Just to start telling you to shut the up, which they have clearly been doing.

[Mike]

And hit and run.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he's doing a drive by, like a little go ride the.

[Matt]

That.

[Jimmy]

Go ride that. We all know who's it.

[Mike]

Oh, boy. You think I'm on perks? Jimmy's telling people, ride.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I am. I'm. I'm. I'm not. I'm done around with it, dude. Like, I'm. I'm really, really done.

[Mike]

I don't think that radio people like that.

[Jimmy]

Well, this is a different one. This ain't going on the radio. This is just for us. This is for the Yojis.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, they don't.

[Jimmy]

And I'm trying. I'm trying to cut some. I'm trying to cut some comment content for you, bro.

[Matt]

You're good, dog.

[Lewis]

I mean, thanks for the engagement, man. Thanks for tuning in, bro. Appreciate it.

[Jimmy]

I mean.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What would the suit say?

[Lewis]

Nothing else to do, man.

[Matt]

Hey, your theory on haters is that they're the easiest one.

[Lewis]

I love haters, man.

[Matt]

They're the easiest ones to turn because they're the most.

[Lewis]

The most dedicated, most invested people.

[Mike]

We have a very. We had a very dedicated, invested one.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Hey, Six Jedi's just left a super chat.

[Matt]

Why? Oh. Oh, I thought you said he left the chat.

[Jimmy]

Why?

[Mike]

What the.

[Matt]

But I can't. I'm. I'm. I got out. Hold on. What's it say?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Lewis]

Because Terminator, who says you behind a pay wall. So stfu.

[Matt]

Shut the, shut the up.

[Mike]

Lewis. Lewis is on board.

[Matt]

He's in the Six Jedis.

[Mike]

I can't produce for you tonight and you can't get any camera time. I'm sorry.

[Matt]

Somebody said. That's all right. So Colt says, soft bro meet rider alert. And then Brady said they about paying for. But then super chat hundreds of dollars towards SF bro streams.

[Jimmy]

Just, just because you want your words to come out.

[Matt]

I know, it's funny. Yeah. And, and what they'll do is they realize if we stream once in a blue moon, we'll have. Have more. It's all about perception, right? So if I was worried about declining views or really keeping an audience engaged, entertained, what I'm going to do is I'm going to stream less frequently to the point where when I do announce a live stream five days in advance, it gives everybody the buildup. Like I said, hey, guys, Dad's coming to take you to Disney in five days. Yay. And then he's gonna show up, he's gonna take it to Disney's, drop you back off at Moms, and then he's not gonna come back for another month. And that's it. Is what it is. People love it.

[Jimmy]

Dude, it, it's a waste of time, man.

[Matt]

Jimmy's growling, bro. You know, you know, it's an issue. Jimmy's ground.

[Mike]

We're about a point.

[Jimmy]

Are you guys actually tracking that Jack a lot? Like, like I do. Like when I actually get pissed off like my kids.

[Mike]

Only when you don't. You only growl when you're drinking. You've never growled during the day.

[Jimmy]

No, that's not true.

[Matt]

That is never growl.

[Mike]

Never growled sober.

[Jimmy]

I, I. Well, normally when we're, I, I mean, I guarantee you that if you go ask, you know, Shiloh or Maddie or Cooper, like, does, does dad make this sound all the time? They'll go, yeah, especially when he's pissed.

[Matt]

Off, when he's getting territorial, when he's.

[Jimmy]

Starting to get about something and he's trying to keep his mouth shut. Like, you guys, you guys think that I'm a nice person. I'm not. I'm not a nice person. You guys have.

[Matt]

I think you're a nice person.

[Jimmy]

You're wrong. I'm not a nice.

[Matt]

There's not a mean bone in your.

[Jimmy]

Body when I'm angry.

[Mike]

He's like the Hulk, man.

[Matt]

You wouldn't like me when I make.

[Jimmy]

It's not even like that. It's not even like that. It Is much more of a. Like, you know, it's like what Paul says. Like, I know how bad of a person I can be. I've seen a bad person I could be. Like, I know what badge it's not. I didn't say anything about dangerous. I didn't say anything about, you know, killing anybody. I mean, it's just like, I know myself and I know when I get. When I get passionate about something. I'm not. Dude, I'm not even.

[Matt]

You said, I know. And again, I just added, oh, oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

I'm just passionate about this, man. Like, this pisses me off because. Because there's a lot of that are giving up, like 110%. Mike's coming in on a blown ACL.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. That is super.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Mike]

That Mike gives like 12. I don't know what you're talking about.

[Matt]

No, it's really. It's. It's super annoying, dude. It's. It's really annoying to see. But again, it's guys that have never done any cool. It's like they've never done anything with their life. They're gun bros, essentially. Trust me, I've dove into these people and they ask gun questions. That's why they're like, I need to have them read the. What does he use a rise site or what is it called?

[Lewis]

Riser.

[Matt]

Riser. For his site.

[Mike]

Would you Suggest from the 12 yard.

[Jimmy]

Line, read what Danny said right there at the bottom.

[Matt]

I can't.

[Lewis]

I'm seeing Jimmy get into a fist fight with our unit cook over tuna melts. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's. That. That's a true.

[Matt]

He's got a dark side.

[Jimmy]

That's a. That's a true story.

[Mike]

It's the dark albacore meat that gets me going.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude. No, it. It had to do with the fact that the cook. We were out at a combat outpost, right? And the cook. What? We were going out of the wire all the time. We were busy. All the time.

[Matt]

Time.

[Jimmy]

And he's over here kicking pots and pans and not making anything. And I'm like, hey, dude, can. Can we get something before we go out on a patrol? And he was like, you guys, I'm by myself. This, that, and the other. I'm like, yo, you, dude, we are the ones going outside the wire. Give me my tuna.

[Mike]

Goddamn tuna melt. You like.

[Jimmy]

All you do is cook. Shut the up. Yeah, I was pissed, dude.

[Matt]

That's your job.

[Jimmy]

That's your job. Why are you angry about the fact that I'm asking for goddamn Food. I just wanted to eat, and they don't.

[Mike]

Everything reminds me of her.

[Matt]

This is what the interview tonight sounded like, except we were talking about Putin.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, bro. Like, I mean, you guys don't know, man. Like, you, like, I. I try really hard to keep a lid on it.

[Mike]

Yeah. And.

[Jimmy]

And the thing is.

[Matt]

Canine growls. Does it irritate you? Does it make you feel territorial?

[Jimmy]

Because he goes. He goes like this.

[Mike]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Lewis]

They're sounding like dmx, man.

[Mike]

Here we go.

[Matt]

Squealer says I'm a counterculture vulture. I made myself laugh. And then James de Cruz. 10 bucks. Jimmy's growl reminds me of waiting outside a. A Zanzibar. What's that?

[Jimmy]

Outside of Zanzibar? I don't know.

[Matt]

Lewis laughed.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, what do you know that we don't?

[Matt]

You know what a Zanzibar is, Liz?

[Mike]

It just seems like a silly word.

[Jimmy]

Word.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

I mean, fair enough. I mean, I gotta give him that one.

[Matt]

Do we have any videos left?

[Lewis]

We have, like, six to go over.

[Matt]

Let's knock them out.

[Mike]

I'm time and a half here.

[Matt]

I know Mike's gonna start complaining about four minutes that he's gotta go.

[Mike]

Yeah. Every time the be drop.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I can't read it.

[Mike]

Officer Reynolds.

[Lewis]

When law enforcement influencers go to their first.

[Mike]

The second one is an Indian cop. The third one is a cop wife. That's badge banter. These are all tree cop influencers. They held all together. So the first guy is the Reynolds guy. They're going at it. So.

[Matt]

Are you kidding me? They all went to a. Like a. Like a Airbnb.

[Mike]

That first guy in the line is Officer Reynolds. He works in a. He works in parachute.

[Jimmy]

He's.

[Mike]

He's the 1600 people. I said, have you ever seen a black person? Like, I don't. Colorado. I don't think he's ever surprising a black person in his life. Look for another video of him, Lewis. It should be him and, like, it's the same guy, like, standing in a mirror. I made this one today.

[Jimmy]

What is that one? I want to know what the Muslim.

[Mike]

That same guy.

[Jimmy]

I want to see them. I want to see the Muslim one. Which one was it?

[Mike]

It's another guy.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you. Hey, brother.

[Mike]

The preview of the video starts with. Where the is it? Tell my story. It's a guy with a towel over his head. 17.

[Jimmy]

Okay, we got it. We got it.

[Matt]

She say she want to dance, but she don't know how to.

[Mike]

Every time.

[Matt]

Send him two, three years. Daggy sign.

[Mike]

Forget what the first of all 1600 person town. And he. I have a hour long Colorado conversation back with. Back and forth with him. And he is absolutely psycho. I have 780, 000 followers. Tick tock. I mean, he is not. Then he posted video shooting. I'm gonna post those. His shooting is outrageous. And he believes he's a celebrity. He literally believes. And then all those.

[Matt]

He's like mentally ill.

[Mike]

Very mentally. And I said that. And he kissed. What's mentally ill? I'm like, bro, you're nuts.

[Jimmy]

Like, you are nuts.

[Matt]

Wow. These guys are out here.

[Mike]

There are seven people, seven cops in the town, including the chief.

[Jimmy]

Jeez.

[Mike]

One sro, one school school, six cops and a chief. And he's out here, the job's dead, saying. That's what I'm saying.

[Jimmy]

Hey. Hey. So we talked about this at Mission barbecue, but I want my honorary cop badge now. Since I've watched enough camera videos with you guys breaking it down. I. I should get one of the little sticker. Yeah, yeah, bring me one of my sticker badges so that I can say I'm. I'm. I'm honorary police officer her. Because, I mean, even the girl today, she. She thought I was like. I had to tell her twice, like, I'm not a cop. I was never a cop.

[Mike]

Just.

[Matt]

Oh, the girl. Our waitress.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. The. The podcast that we did. And she kept. She kept saying, you guys would know. And I was like, I was not a cop.

[Matt]

You look like a cop. That would be like a detective that's kind of like worn out and like, tired, but he's this close to catching the. The perp he's been chasing.

[Mike]

He's got the alcohol, a little bit of alcohol. He's got the alcohol all side down.

[Jimmy]

So that's there like Russell Crow in.

[Lewis]

That movie An American Gang.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's what you are, dude. That's what I.

[Lewis]

Fighting around the world. Hip shimmy man.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Matt]

Dude, you do look like Russell Crow, an American gangster.

[Jimmy]

Oh, hey, I'm good with it. Did you ever see that meme of Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady at the Kentucky Derby? And it was like, Aaron Rodgers looks like he's a detective trying to arrest Tom Brady because Tom Brady looked like a villain. He looked like a. He looked like a Roger Rabbit villain.

[Matt]

Yeah, he looks crazy. They were comparing him to Baby. What's the guy from the church show that you just referenced? Baby Billy. Baby Billy and a picture.

[Jimmy]

I ain't asking for the world here. I just need an eight ball and $2 million.

[Matt]

Yeah, that's baby Billy. All right, let's roll through these videos. Move, move.

[Lewis]

Careful, Austin.

[Jimmy]

Watch out, watch out.

[Mike]

Watch out.

[Matt]

That was a good one. That was pretty good. Who posted that? Who made that?

[Mike]

I don't know. I found it when I got screamed up by the boss for making videos. When I was broken and on the.

[Jimmy]

Couch, Danny just texted me and he goes, why do I have a crown with a number one next to my name? And I'm like, it's because you made a lot of comments, Dan.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, he made.

[Mike]

And he.

[Lewis]

He dropped the biggest super chat status now.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Now he's just got to become a member.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he. Danny.

[Matt]

Oh, who became a member today?

[Jimmy]

Animal.

[Matt]

Animal. Animal. Animal mother here.

[Jimmy]

Wait. Danny can't come on the show because he's. He lives in a backwards ass, liberal ass city in a backwards ass, liberal ass state, but he's a phenomenal fireman. But when. When he's done and he's ready to escape that place, he's coming down here. He just had a baby too. He's got a one week old. Damn.

[Lewis]

Yeah, congratulations.

[Jimmy]

Danny's Danny. It's not an exaggeration. Like Danny is a reason I'm still walking around this planet.

[Lewis]

Hell yeah, bro.

[Matt]

Good, good, good.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Matt]

All right, what do we got? Get up, get up. What?

[Jimmy]

Hey, Lewis. A little warning, bro.

[Mike]

That escalated quickly.

[Matt]

What happened to context?

[Mike]

So that's a. He's holding. He's. He beat that lady in the head with a hammer. I was on Jimmy Watson's page. He beat that lady with a hammer and he's holding her hostage. And that's the breach of the door. If you want to run it back. This is a hostage call and the cop breaches the door and this is what he encounters.

[Matt]

I'm gonna remove these a little.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know, right? Holy.

[Matt]

Oh, man. He actually stood up a lot longer than I thought.

[Mike]

Blood. Blood on the floor is. Actually hurts.

[Lewis]

He was actively hitting her with a hammer. She was bleeding.

[Mike]

You think. You think officer from 1600 Town is ready for.

[Jimmy]

For that?

[Lewis]

No, probably not.

[Mike]

Yeah. One second while I pump my own. Anybody in here right now uses code night shift on copville, you'll get 10 off. I saw somebody was going to order, so I made that code just now. If anybody goes to cotteville og.com and.

[Matt]

Use the code 15, you get 15 off Counterculture Inc. Thread.

[Mike]

Oh, you stole my idea, did you?

[Matt]

15, not 10. I can.

[Mike]

My stuff's cheaper on top of it, so. Night shift. As a matter of fact, I give you money if you use code night shift, I send you a hundred dollars.

[Matt]

All right. How many more videos, Liz?

[Jimmy]

Two more. By the way.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Jimmy]

Nine minutes.

[Mike]

Jimmy. Jimmy. This is Jimmy when we have him.

[Jimmy]

Do the forklift for the Jimmy the forklift driver, okay? Hey, I have, I do have my forklift license, so send it.

[Lewis]

Let's.

[Matt]

Eastbound, damn it.

[Jimmy]

God damn it, Jimmy.

[Matt]

God, give me.

[Jimmy]

First of all, first of all, I drive down the worst highway in Florida like I'm Mad Max and beyond Thunderdome, okay? I am a good driver, number one. Number two, the Dale Earnhardt hat gives me an extra 5 horsepower and an extra 2% to pursue reception. Number three, the number eight on the back also gives me another 5 horsepower and another number three, 3% to Charisma.

[Mike]

So. What a bunch of dude.

[Matt]

Jimmy, right after, right after he did the one of those giving moments, almost knocked down one of the grid panelings, turned around and then knocked over his entire orange soda all over the floor. About 7:58, think, dude, it was tonight. Yeah, We cleaned it.

[Jimmy]

I cleaned it.

[Matt]

I hear Lewis go, what's Jimmy drinking orange soda for?

[Mike]

That's strange. Usually it's orange vodka.

[Jimmy]

You guys, you know, you know what's so up is that, like, I've been really good. I'm sober as a goddamn.

[Mike]

I gotta remind me, remind me.

[Matt]

Okay, so every time you've told me you're sober as a judge, I, I right now you're drinking and you're like, I'm sober as a joke, dude.

[Mike]

That's what a normal drunk person says, dude.

[Jimmy]

No, no. Like, you think I don't know when I'm catching a buzz? Like, you think that, like, you think that as an alcoholic. Like, I would know when I'm catching a buzz. Like, that would be important to know. Like, that's part of the.

[Matt]

I think that the, the. I think that people, they grow a tolerance to their physical abilities to show that they're drunk, but their bah says differently.

[Jimmy]

Okay, now, okay, we're not arguing ba. I'm not arguing bah. I'm telling you right now, I don't have the issues, like, with capabilities, because I know when that is.

[Matt]

Can you're nagnus or whatever the is called, Mike. Can your eyes actually, you can't beat it. You can't beat that. So you can beat everything else.

[Mike]

But another video coming in the super.

[Matt]

Chat there a little bit. So when your eyes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know that. That I know what you're talking about a little bit, but it ain't that much, dude. Like, I well, how is that much horizontal? I know when I get a buzz. Like, I mean, like, Like, I do know that.

[Mike]

This is the same conversation I had with my wife. When I tell her I'm not addicted to gambling. When she's trying to drag me from the table and I'm down, like, $1,400, I'm like, Babe, it's not an addiction. I'm just. I'm really having fun. I just want.

[Matt]

You don't know what I know. I'm not knowing that I'm losing.

[Mike]

Cards are just getting. Getting ready to change. I'm telling you, like, right any minute from now.

[Jimmy]

Fair enough. But, like, I. I do know when, like, if I looked at you, because I can look at you and go, like, oh, yeah, I got a buzz, dude. I got a buzz, dude. Like, doesn't everybody know that? Or am I just crazy right around.

[Mike]

The spit in the cup?

[Jimmy]

Okay, if I start dip spinning into a mug, that's when we know.

[Matt]

So tell me about yourself. Yeah, and then he puts it behind the charity. Nobody can see it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I wasn't doing that on purpose. I just didn't want anybody to knock it down.

[Mike]

Email.

[Matt]

Oh, let's watch this video.

[Mike]

This is the video. Looks like Jim. Jimmy.

[Matt]

Yeah, look, Jimmy's on the side of the road. Beat the somebody.

[Mike]

Slick back hair and everything.

[Matt]

Yeah, that was definitely Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm about to. You up, dude.

[Lewis]

Honorary.

[Mike]

Not even drunk either.

[Matt]

You make my tuna sandwiches so. Tuna Mel.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Well, I mean, hey, look, at the end of the day, I had a. I had a argument with that cook because my guys were hungry, and he. The cook wasn't making food, and he was too busy taking his aggression out on pots and pans instead of feeding the guys. With going out, you just, like, kicking.

[Lewis]

The pots and pants around, like, having a temper tantrum.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he was having a little fit.

[Lewis]

He had to work on deployment. Dude, that sucks, man.

[Mike]

That sucks.

[Lewis]

What do you expect, bro?

[Matt]

He's got plans, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he was going out, and I, I. Dude, like, my guys were hungry, and he was like, well, go in there and get some muffins. I'm like, they don't want muffins.

[Matt]

Cinnamon were the best.

[Mike]

I like, this is Jersey. This is Sal's area. These. This is another planet. Look at it. Look at this. Imagine seeing this in Jersey. Newark.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Lewis]

You see.

[Jimmy]

Is that a Raiden North?

[Mike]

We got a samurai.

[Matt]

Hold up.

[Mike]

Look at this. Can't make up, bro. There's nothing better. There's nothing better than black commentary. Black commentary. On a video is the best. I think that's it.

[Matt]

All right, we done? Oh, it's 1006.

[Mike]

Yeah, Mike's on if you want to.

[Matt]

Try to break your Rubik's Cube record. I'll participate.

[Jimmy]

Is.

[Mike]

He brought it.

[Jimmy]

He's got it, huh?

[Matt]

I know how to do it.

[Mike]

Lewis, he doesn't know what the. He's doing this before you were born. He's not gonna be able to end the show. He's not gonna know how to get us off the air. He's gonna ask a bunch of questions.

[Jimmy]

Mike.

[Mike]

Cheese spread with jalapenos. Depending on how long it is, the price changes. Like, the longer it goes, the more money has to be for super chat.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I got you.

[Matt]

Thank you.

[Lewis]

I'm getting good. Scrambling these up now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. Give it here when you're done and I'll scramble it some more. And we gotta. We gotta. Hey, Tyler. What? Don't forget, we're gonna keep the thing running after we are done.

[Matt]

We're gonna what?

[Jimmy]

We're gonna keep the video running after we're done so people can see behind the scenes. You told me to remind.

[Mike]

I.

[Lewis]

You told Jimmy. Go catch.

[Matt]

You gotta mix it up.

[Mike]

Jimmy rolled in the Daytona cooler in his hand Sunburnt neck, old Chevy hat cheapest beer in can this is what.

[Matt]

It looks like when you switch cameras.

[Lewis]

Lewis.

[Matt]

Look at the tv.

[Mike]

He was looking for a good time he was looking for a buzz radio loud engine proud living like he does all right When a boy said I'll make you a deal Sound is smooth and low and real I buy you drinks all weekend long I think your mascara strong hey.

[Jimmy]

Hey. Are you trying to get Matt to sign you to something, dog?

[Mike]

Jimmy said, buddy, you don't know me I've been raised on turns and noise I've watched those races every Sunday since I was just boy. I'll take your bet. You're gonna lose. Crack that beer and watch me win Because I drink hard, drive fast and I bleed red, white and tin God damn.

[Matt]

That's the Jimmy song.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Matt]

You should have let us know.

[Mike]

Fire up your engines let the V8 scream left turn glass, glory and gasoline dreams Cold beer, foaming sun going down Jimmy's living loud in race car town that's right.

[Jimmy]

Damn it. All right. Hey, hey. We gotta get the timer. We gotta get the timer. Do you want me to do it, Mike?

[Mike]

I gotta.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on.

[Mike]

I can't see, though.

[Jimmy]

All right, I'll do it.

[Mike]

I got the timer. Lucy, you just gotta throw Your throw your hands up.

[Jimmy]

All right, hands up. Put it down. Hands up.

[Mike]

Put it down.

[Jimmy]

Put it down on your lap. Lewis.

[Mike]

You say go, I'll hit the timer.

[Matt]

Says 10 and a half seconds.

[Jimmy]

Put the Rubik's Cube down in your. In your life lap.

[Mike]

No, no, just hold it just like that, Louis. Ready? One, two, three. Go.

[Jimmy]

Go.

[Mike]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Jimmy]

What, Jimmy?

[Mike]

You say go, I'll hit the button.

[Jimmy]

All right, you ready? Set it down. Set it down. Give me that thing.

[Mike]

No, he's got to hold it. He's not to hold it.

[Jimmy]

Okay, you. I thought you wanted it like.

[Mike]

No, no, hold it. He's in his hands. All right, you just say go, and I'll hit the button. You can't do.

[Jimmy]

All right, hold on.

[Mike]

This is getting difficult.

[Jimmy]

Are you ready over here, Mike?

[Mike]

I'm ready. You said go.

[Matt]

Gone.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Mike]

We're very slow, Louis. I'm disappointed. 12.25.

[Matt]

All right, let's do it again. Let's do it again. Let's do it. One more run.

[Jimmy]

See, that's how you throw it to somebody so they can catch it right here.

[Lewis]

All right. Oh.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you're gonna crush me, dog.

[Mike]

I don't get drunk. I'd like to chew now.

[Matt]

We need.

[Lewis]

We need Mike's knee to heal first.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, I. I still feel like. I still feel like we're. We got a pretty good.

[Matt]

That's true. Heather did notice it said said go, and Lewis wasted about a second and a half just processing the word go.

[Mike]

So put it in his hands. Have him close his eyes.

[Matt]

All right. Oh, yeah. Put it in his hand and close his eyes. And once you say go, open your eyes.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

All right, I guess look at it first.

[Matt]

Oh, he does have to look at.

[Mike]

Study it.

[Matt]

Are they allowed to study it before go?

[Mike]

Yes, every competition they study it and then.

[Matt]

So we're not giving him adequate time to study. Study it.

[Mike]

Yeah, give him, like. It's like 5 seconds, 10 seconds. I'll tell you when I'm ready to go.

[Jimmy]

I'll take. All right, I'm. I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you seven seconds. Ready?

[Matt]

No, he gets.

[Mike]

He gets whatever he wants.

[Matt]

Yeah, whatever. However you read. Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

All right. He didn't know.

[Matt]

All right.

[Mike]

Waiting on you, Jimmy. Go.

[Jimmy]

I was trying to give him some time to study it. Done.

[Lewis]

Done.

[Jimmy]

Minus half second.

[Mike]

10.25.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Matt]

But it was minus half second because Jimmy was supposed to go. Three, two, one, go. Jimmy just waits and goes. Go.

[Jimmy]

All right, all right. Man.

[Matt]

3, 2, 1, go.

[Jimmy]

3, 2, 1, Go. All right, last one.

[Lewis]

Go.

[Mike]

I'm double time. I'm double. I'm on double time and a half right now.

[Matt]

I don't know who Dylan gave a broadcast membership to, but thank you.

[Jimmy]

He just. He's just giving it out to random people. Hopefully he gave it to Maddie. Matt needs to be a member.

[Matt]

I do.

[Mike]

Oh, somebody just ordered from the store.

[Jimmy]

Like hand grenades, bro.

[Matt]

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[Mike]

Don't forget to go to Copville OG.com and get yourself 10 off. Use code 10.

[Matt]

Wow.

[Mike]

That's how much of the already low prices with over 60,0005 star ratings.

[Jimmy]

Over 50,0005 star rating interviews.

[Matt]

All right, six Jedi says 10.4. All right, now you study it, Lewis. Once Lewis is ready, he's gonna nod to Jimmy and say, I'm ready.

[Mike]

Three, two, one.

[Matt]

And then Jimmy's gonna say, three, two, one, go.

[Mike]

Got it. Come on, Lewis. Nine. I need you in the nines.

[Matt]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Three, two, one, go. Done. Done.

[Mike]

10.2.

[Matt]

We got to get. I think what this is, Louis, is you're not practicing enough. I think that we need to.

[Mike]

You're doing too much coding, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

All right, let's do it. Tyler, do you think you're gonna come over here and do this cube at all? Like, if we gave you the next.

[Matt]

I could probably get it in about eight and a half seconds. And I could do. And I could do 75 push ups.

[Mike]

All right, are we done?

[Jimmy]

I mean, leave the. Hey, Tyler, we're gonna leave the camera.

[Matt]

We'll let Mike go. Bye. If you want to.

[Mike]

I'm gonna keep the thing.

[Matt]

He does have a delay in starting.

[Mike]

But I. I mean, the Earth is spinning 28, 000 miles a hour, too. There's all kind of going on.

[Jimmy]

But, Mike, we. We didn't go to the moon, man. You know, the Earth.

[Mike]

I didn't say anything about the moon. I said the Earth.

[Jimmy]

I know. And I just said, Mike, we didn't.

[Mike]

Somebody else keep the timer then? Because if you're thinking there's a delay and the delay and the delay.

[Jimmy]

All right, Ma, the suit's got it.

[Lewis]

Lewis, you got it? Yeah.

[Matt]

All right.

[Mike]

He's gonna time himself and Rubik's Cubit.

[Lewis]

I do that a lot.

[Matt]

He's like, I'm done with y' all crooked asses.

[Lewis]

Me a shot. Hold on. I got you.

[Matt]

Julius, your. Your dad is not outside waiting, right?

[Lewis]

No, I still go to my scooter.

[Matt]

Oh, okay.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Dylan. Dylan, you don't need to give any memberships to anybody in. In the room, dude. You don't need to do that. The delay is.

[Matt]

Except for Jimmy. Except for Jimmy's patreon.

[Jimmy]

Except for Jimmy. Yeah.

[Mike]

Dude thinks about coding.

[Jimmy]

All right, Matty, you ready to go, brother? There you go.

[Matt]

Lewis, try to avoid the delay. When he says go start, you give like, a half a second delay.

[Lewis]

I'll give you a countdown. All right. Three. One.

[Matt]

Go. Hey. Six. Jedi says 10.1.

[Mike]

Feels like 11. 11.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's like 11. Yeah, I'm not concentrating.

[Jimmy]

Well, it's because you're thinking about coding, so that's what.

[Mike]

So when Lewis is producing. Think about it. He cannot even concentrate while he's doing the rubies cubes. Imagine what he's thinking about when he's producing.

[Jimmy]

Tunnel vision, dude.

[Mike]

No, tunnel vision means you're really focused.

[Jimmy]

I want you to think about, like, your. Our lives depend on you being able to do this. Like, the show's dead.

[Matt]

All right, we doing one more?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, one more.

[Mike]

Just like the bench press, man, after five cents, you burn out, dude. Like, break.

[Matt]

Lewis is like, damn. All right, D, you're here.

[Jimmy]

Let us mix it up. I mean, are we mixing it up too hard? There's no such thing too hard.

[Lewis]

It's good.

[Jimmy]

I mean, you're look. You're looking at him like.

[Lewis]

I'm. I'm taking pride in that.

[Jimmy]

Then I. Yeah. Love this job. Second best job I ever had.

[Mike]

We need a taser.

[Jimmy]

Are you gonna tase me?

[Mike]

Tase Lewis? If he doesn't get in nines.

[Jimmy]

Damn. Oh, no, man. I'll take. I'll ride the lightning.

[Mike]

No, you won't. It's bad.

[Jimmy]

I know it's bad.

[Matt]

Oh, my God. I would love to tase Jimmy, man.

[Mike]

That is.

[Jimmy]

That came out a little bit.

[Matt]

Not me Tase you. I just say, like, you get tased.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Matt]

Is that any better?

[Jimmy]

It's still. It's still not good.

[Lewis]

I've been tased before. It's sucks.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

It was not. Not by police, but just back in the day, we found. My friend's mom had a taser, and we just. We're talking about problems.

[Jimmy]

We're talking about the ones. We're talking about the ones.

[Lewis]

The gun.

[Matt]

Right?

[Jimmy]

The gun that. Yeah.

[Lewis]

I wouldn't know what that feels like.

[Jimmy]

But I, I, I, I. I mean, even with all the. The. That I've dealt with with the military, I hate needles. I really do. Like, I will. I will suck it up to make content. This is. Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Counter Culture. Man.

[Lewis]

You'll live.

[Jimmy]

All right, Lewis, 100. Present the moment you're in. Okay. Just like.

[Matt]

Christ.

[Lewis]

Who's timing?

[Jimmy]

You are.

[Matt]

All right, I got it.

[Jimmy]

All right, you ready?

[Lewis]

All right, same thing, right? Three, two, one, go.

[Jimmy]

Right, three.

[Matt]

Good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. All right.

[Lewis]

Three, two, one, go, go. 929. Yeah, he got it.

[Matt]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

What you get. Did he call the. Not. Did he call the number?

[Mike]

I said it.

[Lewis]

I said he's 929. Okay, I stopped it a little later, but it's under 10. I got 9.81.

[Jimmy]

But hey, hey, I. I knew he could do it. Just about the right motivation, right, dog?

[Matt]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

That's all right, bro. All right, guys, am I not allowed to say dog?

[Lewis]

Three seconds.

[Mike]

Oh, it's just funny. Like, Lewis, he doesn't even know what that means, probably.

[Matt]

I'm not a dog.

[Mike]

Jimmy called me a dog.

[Matt]

You are a cat. All right, we're gonna get out of here, guys. Thanks for joining us. Catch us tomorrow morning, 11 o' clock for Casual Friday, 11 Eastern Time. YouTube x Facebook, and that's it.

[Jimmy]

All right, boys.

[Matt]

Bye, Mike.

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night.