The Night Shift 01/15/2026: Night of the Living Karens

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Antihero Broadcast

Episode: The Night Shift 01/15/2026 – "Night of the Living Karens"

Release Date: January 16, 2026
Host: The Antihero Podcast
Guests/Co-hosts: Mike, Lewis, Matt, Lewis (Cuber)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Night Shift dives into "Night of the Living Karens" and brings together hosts Mike, Lewis, Matt, and special tech guest Lewis (Cuber) for a laidback, banter-heavy night. The conversation drifts through tales of law enforcement, first responder culture, cop stories, tattoo regrets, audience drama, and riffing on "Karen" viral videos. The title refers to an extended riff on internet “Karens” and protest culture, with strong perspectives from the panel—all veterans and cops—on street activism, policing, and the current climate for law enforcement. There's plenty of shop talk, inside jokes, and community engagement as they answer super chats and share personal stories.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Setting the Stage – Show Updates and Community Vibes (03:00–05:10)

• Weather & Vibes: The hosts complain about Florida “record cold” (46°F) and note a rare long-sleeve day. Joking about cold memories from aerosol school and police work.
• Show Structure: Banter about planning, guest appearances, and the upcoming move of Night Shift to CounterCulture, emphasizing realignment for clarity and bandwidth.

  "Bandwidth for shows and the confusion...this is going to be moving strictly to counterculture.” (22:39)

2. Cop Shop Talk, Behind-the-Scenes, & Lawsuit Drama (10:27–11:18)

• Law Enforcement Hurdles: Anecdotes about gear mishaps, firearm transitions, and odd assignments as new narcotics officers—highlighting the lack of training and confusion early in their careers.
• On Lawsuits: Lewis details a legal dispute involving Rob O’Neill and the mishandling by opposing counsel, with their lawyer stepping in.

  “Rob’s lawyer is a idiot and did the whole process wrong. And our lawyer had to tell him...your client mentioned something about dropping the case. So if you want to do that, let's get together and work on attorney fees for my clients...” (10:41)

3. ICE, Protest Tactics, and Karen Videos (07:00, 19:00–21:30, 25:52–27:54, 77:43–80:30)

• On ICE Operations: Mixed feelings on border enforcement and “family separation” ethics, referencing viral moments and political arguments.

  “Were you okay with what happened in Chicago where they took families out and children in their underwear and zip tied them?”
  “Yes I was. Whatever it takes to keep America free and clean, brother.” (Lewis, 07:04–07:13)

• “Karen” Meltdowns: Reacting to videos of unruly women in Starbucks, fender-bender freakouts, and false accusations against law enforcement—highlighting the strain public agitation brings to first responders.
• Protest Critiques: Strong views on street activism, especially “die-ins,” with the team skeptical of effectiveness and intent.

  On laying in a parking lot as protest: “That was the most pointless demonstration ever.” (Lewis, 77:34)

4. Audience Engagement and Inside Jokes (31:45–39:12)

• Dealing with "Problem" Fans: Extended riff about a supporter (“Animal Mother”) spamming the chat, shifting names, even threatening hosts—a lesson in internet community management and mental health.

  “...the last thing I want to do to someone that supports this is block them. But, dude, when you’re on the internet... you get meant. I don’t know, I really do feel bad, but there’s nothing we can do.” (Lewis, 38:48)

5. Policing Philosophy: Respect, Insults & Community Policing (85:06–88:51)

• Trash Talk as Police Tactic: Mike and Lewis break down the necessity (and art) of “talking shit” with belligerent subjects—sometimes returning insults with wit, and sometimes making “fat jokes” to diffuse or assert authority.

  “It’s a test. You cannot sink to their level and get pissed off. If you can stay on top of them...which everyone cracks emotionally first loses. And it’s a real art.” (Lewis, 85:53)

6. Tattoos, Cops, and Veteran Culture (54:00–56:57; 62:28–64:30)

• Tattoo Regrets & Bragging: Hosts show off “worst” tattoos, from tribal bands to accidental partner name ink; audience offers money for Matt’s “first tattoo.”

  “I have Heather Nicole on my ribs. I got it in the most painful place.” (Lewis, 57:03)

7. Drug War, CBD, and the Fentanyl Age (65:27–69:38)

• Legalization of Cannabis: A nuanced discussion about legal weed—implications for cops and military, benefits of regulation, and the failures of prohibition.

  “If you show up high, it’s the same thing as showing up drunk. You can’t show up to work... No matter what job you have, you can’t show up drunk.” (Matt, 66:17)

• Stories of Drug Use: Tales of meth heads, huffers, and near-mythical calls both as patrol and narcotics officers.

  “I don’t understand how you end up there the first time... you’re not gonna hand me a can of cleaner and I’m gonna go, this seems like a good idea.” (Mike, 74:25)

8. Karen Culture, ICE Enforcement, and Consequences (97:33–108:42)

• Videos and stories emphasizing the perceived excess of protest culture and police constraints:
  • Yelling at officers, “pull your heat out!”
  • Faking injury from a car for a lawsuit
  • Getting steamrolled (sometimes literally) in viral protest moments.
• Hosts’ takeaway: There needs to be accountability on “both sides,” but especially for those taunting or resisting officers and federal agents.

  “I'm not even pro Fed Fed. I'm not pro paying my taxes. I'm never gonna [mess] with the IRS. Ever.” (Lewis, 108:42)

9. Music, Social Banter & Cultural Touchstones (116:32–121:50)

• Ending the show, the team blasts Tupac and Killer Mike, discuss “white guy at the stoplight listening to rap” etiquette, and swap more stories—from rap history to car tattoos and law enforcement conference beefs.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Internet Drama:
  “There was a guy back in the day who used to just clog the chat, dude. Just like... mentally ill style.” (Lewis, 36:22)

• On Protester Tactics:
  “You think my ICE has, like, little mini jails out?” (Lewis, 106:55)
  “You just walked yourself to jail. Turns out he’s an arena football player. They were in town to play Orlando.” (Lewis, 100:23)

• On Policing Philosophy:
  “If you cannot sink to their level and get pissed off...whichever one cracks emotionally first loses. And it's a real art.” (Lewis, 85:53)

• On Audience Engagement:
  “If everybody told five people like, yo, this podcast, this broadcast exists...” (Lewis, 22:13)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment/Topic | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------|----------------------| | Sponsor Plugs/Intro | 00:00 – 03:00 | | Cop Banter, Weather, Show Structure | 03:00 – 05:10 | | ICE, Policing Tactics, Ethics | 07:00 – 08:22 | | Lawsuit & Legal Comedy | 10:27 – 11:18 | | “Karen” Viral Videos, Starbucks | 19:00 – 21:30 | | Stress Relievers (Pizza, Shooting) | 13:44 – 15:21 | | Gritty Cop Stories (Narcotics) | 16:30 – 17:24 | | Protest “Die-In” and Ice Protest | 77:43 – 80:30 | | Community Drama: Animal Mother | 36:22 – 39:49 | | Trash Talk Policing Philosophy | 85:06 – 88:51 | | Tattoos & Culture | 54:00 – 56:57 | | Drug War, Meth Head Tales | 65:27 – 69:38 | | End of Show, Music and Farewells | 116:32 – 122:30 |

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Tone and Language

The show is highly informal, irreverent, and self-deprecating, with frequent teasing and inside jokes. Language is raw and authentic, with an emphasis on camaraderie and gallows humor familiar to veterans and police.

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Final Thoughts

This episode delivers the classic Night Shift mix of banter, law enforcement stories, social riffing, and interaction with a tight-knit online community. It’s an unfiltered look into first responder culture—sometimes controversial, brutally honest, but always drawing from lived experience. Fans of veteran or cop-side podcasts will feel right at home; newcomers will get a window into the ethos and inside jokes of the Antihero Broadcast family.

Transcript

[Mike]

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[Mike]

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[Matt]

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[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

Lewis.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

Tomorrow. We'll just do it tomorrow.

[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Mike]

Don't forget it's made in America soft tape for rough work. And Lewis is having some rough work. So we're going to goon tape him up here in a little bit. He's off to a blazing start. And Matt's here.

[Matt]

What's going on?

[Mike]

Everyone save the day.

[Lewis]

Matt, I'm, I, I see you're a fellow long sleever today like me.

[Matt]

Hell yeah. It's getting cold, man.

[Lewis]

Dude, it is 46 degrees outside.

[Mike]

He's too big.

[Lewis]

I gotta move over like record cold.

[Matt]

In Florida, little love seat, chair.

[Mike]

I can't work my legs up. These guys don't know how bad. My legs are in shape, and they're very ripped. I don't want to hear any.

[Lewis]

One day your leg hurts, the next day your legs are ripped.

[Mike]

Swollen.

[Lewis]

Swollen like cool swollen or swollen like old man swollen?

[Mike]

Swollen like I need a new knee swollen.

[Lewis]

Yeah. A couple. Couple super chats. Brady. Brady bought us a beer tonight for the boys. Y' all have helped me in more ways than one. The community has been built is like no other. Hopefully I can get away from this Wyoming weather sometime and set on a night shift. Love you, boys. Cheers. Hell yeah, dude.

[Mike]

Hell yeah. Thank you, sir.

[Lewis]

Right now it's not much. I think it's probably just as cold here as in Wyoming. And dial on 10 bucks. What a beautiful chat we got here. Amen, bro.

[Mike]

Look at this.

[Lewis]

What's wrong going on here?

[Mike]

Can't see my beautiful face?

[Lewis]

What. What is that? What are you doing?

[Mike]

Look at this. Hey, guys, I'm Mike. I'm standing behind the microp.

[Lewis]

Well, check all the camera angles. Look at this.

[Mike]

Look at this.

[Lewis]

Well, you didn't. Are you gonna tell everybody that you made us move the cameras because your penis was.

[Mike]

That's not true.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

Not true. There we go.

[Lewis]

You know, these things have adjusters. You don't have to.

[Mike]

I'm.

[Lewis]

You don't have to do that.

[Mike]

I'm moving out. All right. Better. It's leg day. I had a rough day today.

[Lewis]

Just forcing it.

[Mike]

That's good.

[Lewis]

I know it's good.

[Mike]

But it worked out exactly like it was supposed to. Whatever things.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Dude.

[Lewis]

Who'S swollen?

[Matt]

That's me.

[Lewis]

So, recap of the week. How's. How the broadcast? How you liking that? Matt?

[Matt]

What?

[Lewis]

How we doing? Y' all have a broadcast?

[Matt]

Yeah, I wasn't aware that we did. I mean, things are going good, man. You know how I look at it? I'm just trying to figure out the structural. Structural stuff. Right. So I'd say things are going good, though, right now. I mean, viewership's up.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, yeah, you usually use big words like roadmap, and roadmap's a big word? Well, I mean, like, what? I don't know. Like, roadmap. When you talk about the industry, I have no idea what that is.

[Mike]

It's like a road map.

[Lewis]

He's like, I'm gonna send you an email.

[Mike]

We want to get.

[Lewis]

Oh, that'll make me understand what I get to.

[Mike]

We want to get to that location. So there's our map. Like Dora, she pulled out the map, essentially. Yeah.

[Matt]

You know, just a plan for the year. Month by month or quarter by quarter?

[Lewis]

I haven't heard back from that media company yet. Thursday. Yeah.

[Mike]

Been a week, right?

[Lewis]

It's been a week.

[Mike]

Thursday.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So, I mean, they're super excited to work with us, so I don't want to. I don't want to show our cards, you know?

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

I don't want to be. I don't want to be. Want to reach out to them.

[Mike]

I don't think it works like that with them.

[Lewis]

It's a.

[Mike]

We're paying them no matter what they're doing.

[Matt]

I mean, I'll. I'll probably reach out.

[Lewis]

Actually, we're dominant because we.

[Matt]

We should follow up if. It's been. It's been about a week, right?

[Mike]

Week it's been since I drugged myself injured into the car and drove here. Now a week later, it's like, not important anymore. Everybody hates me.

[Lewis]

How many videos did you say?

[Mike]

A lot. All right, 15.

[Matt]

Let's go.

[Lewis]

15.

[Mike]

Yeah. I did my job today.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

You ready to roll the first one?

[Lewis]

Ready to roll the first one, Lewis.

[Mike]

My job today.

[Lewis]

I love it. You love ice? Yes, sir. Why do you love ICE so much? Because they help protecting America. Yeah. And eat them on the streets. And do you approve of every tactic they're using now? I do. Were you okay with what happened in Chicago where they. They took families out and children in their underwear and zip tied them? Yes, I was. Whatever it takes to keep America free and clean, brother. But.

[Mike]

But you're okay. Okay.

[Lewis]

Well, there you have it.

[Mike]

Unfortunately.

[Lewis]

Yes, I am, brother.

[Mike]

Alpha beta conversation right there. That's an alpha beta conversation.

[Lewis]

What was he talking about? They pulled.

[Mike]

You were saying all this stuff. They're pulling families out and all. You know, somebody makes a great point. I forget who said it, but it was. Oh, it was that. What's his name, home group, Holman, the old ICE guy under the first regime. When Trump was in, they were saying that they were separating their families. He said, well, you go to a domestic violence caller. You go to a call where dad or mom gets arrested.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You're separating a person from their family.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Tried to make a. It was AOC trying to make a huge deal that they were separating families.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

He's like, you get pulled over dui, and you're not in the car.

[Lewis]

Like, you're. We ruined your day.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you see how they try to like the one side. It's not that they were illegal and they came here illegally and the whole family's here illegal. It's. Oh my God. Kids were pulled outside in their underwear and zip tied. It's like, come on, man. I like his response too. He was like straight up. Yeah, he was, he was. About that life.

[Lewis]

I was totally going to talk about something. I totally forgot what it was. I know. It was good too. It was juicy.

[Mike]

Aoc First Administration.

[Lewis]

No, it had to do with the show.

[Mike]

Really?

[Lewis]

Yeah, I'm like scatterbrained right now because we waited until 6:30 to start setting everything up like we always do out here. Because this is the, this, this is a, this is a walk through. So like these, this whole studio has to be kind of set up a little bit to shoot. And we wait until. I made the thumbnail at 7:15. It's really good, by the way.

[Mike]

Was. I didn't even see it. It's awesome.

[Lewis]

I gotta look. It took me a total of seven minutes.

[Mike]

Well, you misspelled it once.

[Lewis]

Right, I missed. Well, it auto populated Karen's with an apostrophe and we ate pizza. I shoved pizza down my throat.

[Matt]

Oh, I even had a slice of pizza.

[Lewis]

I know, dude.

[Matt]

Rare, man.

[Mike]

Oh yeah, you really got that.

[Lewis]

I nailed it, dude. Purple background.

[Mike]

Jesus boy, if I did some like that. Oh God, dude, work show popped up late. Three backgrounds, the words don't match, the font, all that.

[Lewis]

You did it really good.

[Mike]

You like that one?

[Lewis]

I did. The Hot Topic one was really good.

[Mike]

L. You can put it up.

[Lewis]

Are you, you really want to? Both. Okay.

[Mike]

No, that's fine. Wasn't that, Wasn't that good? We didn't want to see it. It wasn't that good. It was good. We don't want to, we don't want to see it.

[Lewis]

I'll never forget the degeneration. That was my favorite.

[Mike]

That was an epic video, dude. That was an epic video.

[Lewis]

Just a steel image of Mike. Can we find that?

[Mike]

The video? Yeah, my video.

[Lewis]

Yeah. This guy said it to me in all seriousness and I'm like like 11.

[Mike]

O' clock at night after like two hours of editing. I think I got a LOL back or something.

[Lewis]

It's like your kid drawing you. Hey, I drew you, dad. Oh man, it's great job, bud.

[Matt]

I've gotten better going on the fridge.

[Mike]

I, I, I mean, you know, thumbnails I put out that are top quality.

[Lewis]

So our. Oh yeah.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Lewis]

I don't know what I'm allowed to talk about. Our lawyer though, wrote Rob's lawyer. Wrote him Wrote him so.

[Mike]

Oh, it was that thing that came out today, what you're reading today. No change to federal.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Okay, so Rob's lawyer is a idiot and did the whole process wrong. And our lawyer had to tell him, like, hey, you did it wrong. If you plan on doing it, do it this way. Also, your client mentioned something about dropping the case. So if you want to do that, let's get together and work on attorney fees for my clients. So it. I mean, it's. It's a. I.

[Mike]

This is gonna be a drama fest for a lot. Dude, this is a long time.

[Lewis]

I never thought in a million years I would be in a Lawsuit with Rob O'.

[Mike]

Neill.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he was my hero. Liz, what's up? $5, two shows in a row.

[Mike]

Thank you. Liz.

[Lewis]

Liz, you're amazing. I know.

[Mike]

She's busy.

[Lewis]

She just moved the Prussian. Another big supporter. Thank you, bro. Jesus said, if you hold my teaching, you are really my disciples, then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free. John. 8. 31, 32. Amen, brother.

[Matt]

Amen to that.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Matt missed church last Sunday. It's okay. I think, too. Yeah, Mike doesn't go to church. Mike's one of those guys.

[Mike]

Yeah, Mike.

[Lewis]

I'm a good person.

[Mike]

I grew up in church. I bet. I've been to church more times than you have.

[Lewis]

Lewis, do you go to church?

[Mike]

Yeah. Good job.

[Lewis]

Do you have a mic? Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. So to run the audio, for some reason, the sixth mic gets cut and he's on the sixth mic.

[Mike]

Why not put him on like the third or fourth? There's only a couple of it.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, we had. We had tons of time to reroute the mic cords.

[Mike]

Well, Lewis had plenty of time.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Lewis did.

[Mike]

He was coding in the other room.

[Lewis]

Lewis, I think you have a problem with coding.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Okay, you want to know a funny story? All right, so Lewis is my next door neighbor or like three doors down in the Culdesac. We told Lewis, dude, it's freezing out today, don't ride your scooter to night shift. It's a what? How long does it take you to ride your scooter here?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Only, like 10 minutes.

[Lewis]

10 minutes, but the wind chill factor.

[Matt]

Windy as hell too.

[Mike]

He's not. He doesn't weigh very much. He could blow away.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we're like, dude, don't. Don't ride your skeeter. We'll. We will transport you. And I was like, I'll go pick you up because I. My My wife had to film unfiltered on face, so I had to grab some equipment that she was using and I had to use get it for night shift. So I'm already coming to the house. Yeah, I'm gonna come to the house. I'm gonna pick you up and Mike's gonna drop you off after the show because me and Matt will probably talk business. And he goes, okay, I go home, I get the camera and I'm driving to the next stoplight. And I'm like. I feel like I forgot something. I forgot Lewis. And I had to turn around and go back and get him. So interesting. Can you imagine if I showed up without Lewis?

[Mike]

I wonder how long it took you.

[Lewis]

And then Lewis. Lewis.

[Mike]

And Lewis would have that conundrum in his head to. When do I text him to see if he's coming? 7:58. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Hey, so. But we made it. Ordered some pizza.

[Mike]

We always have pizza. You changed it up today too.

[Lewis]

No, I didn't. I got sausage, pepper.

[Mike]

Oh, I don't know. I didn't. Wasn't here last week. Went home.

[Matt]

So it's not bad either.

[Mike]

Last time I remember this cold. I was in aerosol school.

[Lewis]

You've never been colder than this.

[Mike]

Oh, with those guys. It was cold though.

[Lewis]

An aerosol. I can imagine that for a drum, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Back in the 60s, we were repelling, you know that yellow rope? That yellow rope that we repelled on that yellow rope. And it was a guy on a bike with a.

[Lewis]

Did you have a six shooter when you were.

[Matt]

No, wheel gun.

[Mike]

Beretta 92F was my first gun, the Beretta.

[Lewis]

Whoa. A Beretta, like Vietnam from. Probably from Vietnam.

[Mike]

Beretta Vera beach police department. Then I went to the sheriff's office. We had the Glock 21.

[Lewis]

The hand cannon. Yeah, dude, that thing will.

[Mike]

Couldn't hit a thing with it.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Coming out of the military, they don't. I mean, you would know.

[Mike]

Never shot a handgun once.

[Lewis]

Yeah, well, I was a cop dog. Aren't you supposed to be good?

[Matt]

I'm like, yeah, yeah, I suck with handguns. I always wanted to go on the. The handgun range, but I just never got a chance.

[Lewis]

Dude, let's go shooting. I know I can actually love you, bro. Mike thinks you can actually.

[Mike]

I'll shot you. In the class where we met. I remember too, because I won one of the events.

[Lewis]

I was red dot for the first time.

[Mike]

Oh, there it is.

[Lewis]

You were like, I have a 300 blackout.

[Mike]

I did.

[Lewis]

I did. Coolest guy in school.

[Mike]

With a can on it and everything.

[Lewis]

So. But, yeah, you will see a competition eventually with me, Mike, Matt.

[Matt]

I'll definitely. I'll definitely join. I haven't been shooting in, like, two months, man. It's been a minute. I used to go, like, every other week.

[Lewis]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's been a way. It's been a while for me.

[Lewis]

It's an expensive hobby, though.

[Matt]

Yeah, exactly why I haven't gone.

[Mike]

Yeah, I probably got a couple. Four or five thousand rounds in the garage.

[Lewis]

I got a lot, too. I stole.

[Matt]

I don't have.

[Lewis]

I got kicked off swat. Dude, I took everything.

[Matt]

Hell yeah.

[Mike]

Limitations isn't expired. It's like five years for a felony. So you didn't steal anything?

[Lewis]

Oh, I acquired it.

[Mike]

There you go.

[Matt]

Yeah, Tactically acquired.

[Lewis]

There you go. Prove it. Oh, speaking of prove it.

[Mike]

You just said.

[Lewis]

They'Re gonna do this. Yeah, good news for me. Not gonna blast it on the Internet, but if you haven't seen Patreon, go check it out. All I'm gonna say is, I told y', all, so go look at Patreon.

[Mike]

And we got a super chat from Liz Tyler.

[Lewis]

Go buy a Rubik's Kill. Go buy a Rubik's Cube. For forgetting poor Lewis stole this from Jaw. Learn what a true wind chill factor is.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Where are you at? Kentucky. Oh, yeah, we got tornadoes out there, too, right? Yeah, we got tornadoes here in Florida, but they're like little me.

[Matt]

Yeah, they don't do.

[Mike]

We just have hurricanes they're talking in the chat about. This is a true story, though. They're making fun of it, but it's real. When I got transferred from patrol with a Glock 21 to narcotics, it was so unorganized that for about the first three weeks, I. All I had was a Glock 21. Didn't have a holster. It was a huge gun. So I would, like, ride around with my partner and just. It was in the door at work. I was in undercover. I was playing clothes.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Oh.

[Mike]

So I didn't even have. And then. Then they went with a Kel Tec 380. The most miserable thing I ever shot. Jammed every other round. Then I got the Glock 30, the.45 calorie word on my ankle. It was rough, dude. I got lucky. No idea what I was doing. No guidance, no training. Just. Here you go. You're Narcotics now.

[Lewis]

Whoa.

[Mike]

Good luck.

[Lewis]

I know our narcotics guys. My buddies went. They just got to go pick out guns from evidence that they wanted to.

[Mike]

That's new.

[Matt]

Nice.

[Mike]

Big agency.

[Lewis]

Put in their pockets like, obviously, when they put them in, like, their nutsack, like, yeah, the go to, like, I'm probably gonna die, but I want to go out shooting. Like.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

So who's that?

[Mike]

Don't put that one up, Dalton. Yo, Mike. Up, up, up, up, up. One more right there. You're like, today's been hard, bro. Will you please. We'll all pray for you, dude. You had a bad day for sure. We want nothing but good things coming your way, good vibes. Whatever's going on, I'm always available if you need to DM me.

[Lewis]

Yeah, DM us.

[Mike]

Yep. We don't want anybody going. Going through a rough day by themselves.

[Lewis]

Dial on. We all know you kept at 100 them Internet haters. Yeah, I mean, I Do you see how quick it died out, though? It was just.

[Mike]

It did.

[Lewis]

It was just drama. Yeah, all. All wanted. I gotta tell you about that, too. Bye. Yeah, I'll tell you about it later when we're done. So. Want to do another video?

[Mike]

Sure this is ready.

[Commercial Announcer]

Why don't you make a stop? Look at him laughing. Why don't you make him stop laughing? Yes, you can.

[Mike]

She's talking to the cops.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yes, you can. What, are you going to lose your little job? You need that paycheck so bad.

[Lewis]

Starbucks.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'll do your job.

[Lewis]

It looks like my ex.

[Commercial Announcer]

I'm going to do my own job.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's what she looks.

[Commercial Announcer]

You're on Starbucks property.

[Mike]

Yeah, that looks just like so many jokes right now.

[Commercial Announcer]

Police 3 Police.

[Lewis]

You are 10 years old.

[Commercial Announcer]

Completely. Completely. Doing this on purpose to make me react.

[Matt]

Holy.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Lewis]

That is my ex.

[Commercial Announcer]

You will never be a gentleman.

[Lewis]

Ma'.

[Mike]

Am.

[Commercial Announcer]

I don't want to do anything you tell me at all.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

To help.

[Mike]

I am.

[Commercial Announcer]

You're not helping me. Goodbye.

[Mike]

They're never dead.

[Commercial Announcer]

Holy spirit on.

[Mike]

Now she's talking, like, mixed Spanish.

[Commercial Announcer]

You will be convicted of your crime. I know the FBI.

[Mike]

Oh, I have a.

[Commercial Announcer]

You could call the bureau and talk to them about it. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. I am dead serious about it. You can call the bureau, too.

[Mike]

The bureau. That's good.

[Matt]

That's how you know she's really got an in. She calls.

[Mike]

The reason I selected that one is that kind of goes along with the ice. And the stuff we've been talking about is these people exist. And you think you can tell that lady to, like, not run over somebody or, like, it's a bad idea, like, drive forward and then she gets killed. And it's like, oh, my God, this ice guy's. Bad. These people exist. They're voting and they're. They're amongst us.

[Lewis]

Dude, that is.

[Mike]

It's like. That is. That's a mental health crisis.

[Lewis]

I cannot say this enough. How much she looked like my ex wife.

[Mike]

I didn't think about it till you said it.

[Lewis]

Holy cow. I still have my ex wife.

[Mike]

So many good jokes that I can't say my.

[Lewis]

My ex wife ended up a little fatter than her. But why can't you say it? You know, I.

[Mike]

Let's just say I can understand if you did. What does he say? What's it. Was it. What's the black dude's name? The comedian? The.

[Lewis]

Dave Chappelle?

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, if you did.

[Lewis]

Go yourself.

[Mike]

If you did.

[Commercial Announcer]

We get it.

[Mike]

We get it.

[Lewis]

I can see why.

[Mike]

I'm just saying.

[Lewis]

Not sustained, not sustain.

[Mike]

Just saying sometimes things make sense when you. When they present themselves.

[Lewis]

Oh, squer in the house.

[Mike]

My man.

[Lewis]

What up? You talked to him, didn't you?

[Mike]

I did.

[Lewis]

Good, dude.

[Matt]

Awesome.

[Lewis]

I have not talked to him. He.

[Mike]

He.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he does. A lot of people I know. Y just settled in with my night shift nuggies and special sauce. Let it cook, boys. What up, chat.

[Mike]

We appreciate it, dude, so much. He was awesome to talk to. Like, we talked a little tactic stuff, but one of those guys is just like, what can I do for you guys? And I said, hey, man, all you gotta do. I don't. We don't need a penny. Spread the word. Spread the word. We're out here. Let everybody know what we're doing. Tell your buddies to listen. And yeah, that's all we. That's all we need.

[Lewis]

Yeah. That's huge. Yeah. If everybody told five people like, yo, this podcast, this broadcast exists. Check it out. You know, obviously this show, we. And we have to tell you guys. We tell you guys as much as we can, but this is moving. This Night Shift show is moving to counterculture. Anti hero runs five days a week. We really. The bandwidth for shows and the confusion. And so this is going to be moving strictly to counterculture.

[Mike]

I would say the heart easy. The easy way to do it. We keep talking about. We'll just start in February, first Thursday of February. This will be exclusive. Making a business decision as co. I like that you do that.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Business decision. The first Thursday of February. This will be only on counterculture.

[Lewis]

Now. That's all Mike's gonna do.

[Mike]

I'll do. That's it. I'll have an excellent thumbnail made before, like five minutes before the show. But I'll have three more podcasts between now and that day. But yes, let's go. February 1st, Thursday. It'll be off of Anti Hero completely and it'll be just on Counterculture.

[Lewis]

What? When is Picking the Plug coming? That's serious, dude. I don't know. It's just mystery show.

[Mike]

He's got talk to my. Talk to my agent, talk to the manager.

[Lewis]

Apparently everybody blows them up.

[Mike]

Jason wants to come, so I think that's probably a good time for it to start. He wants to come to be on the Night Shift. So he wants to do the recording.

[Lewis]

He wants to be kind of like a resident night shift guy.

[Mike]

100 full.

[Lewis]

Full time, yeah. Okay.

[Mike]

Mud babies. Jay the criminal. We're doing our own show, the Pig in the Plug, which is going to be more of a recorded podcast where we're going to interview, break down, like large scale investigations from the cop side and the criminal side. But he wants to be a staple on the night shifts.

[Lewis]

I love it, dude.

[Mike]

We'll probably start recording maybe in the end of this month. Set up that area over there. And then he'll be on every Thursday. So we'll record during the day Thursday and then he'll be on for Thursday nights. And that's his idea. He's like, I really see the cross branding. A good idea to be on the show and in the network. So that'll be coming February.

[Lewis]

That's just crazy. We've had three. We've had as little as three people like tonight and we've had like eight people here, so.

[Mike]

Well, Lewis is here.

[Lewis]

Well, yeah, Lewis, I. I still count you.

[Mike]

No, you didn't.

[Lewis]

We're gonna get you a camera for Night Shift. Yeah.

[Mike]

Why don't have you look at all these cameras.

[Lewis]

The budget dog.

[Mike]

I can get him a camera. I got one at home. I got the same ones. I got the same Sony.

[Lewis]

No, you don't have this.

[Mike]

I got. It's Lewis. He can look a little worse on the. On the one down.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

Mine was 400. I got the 401.

[Lewis]

Actually, those cameras somehow look really good when you stream the Z. Even one Fs.

[Mike]

I like the iPhone, dude.

[Lewis]

Oh yeah.

[Mike]

That's what I use.

[Lewis]

Garbage.

[Mike]

Oh my God, dude. Anyway.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, we. We have open mic tomorrow on Counter Culture two at three o'.

[Mike]

Clock.

[Lewis]

That's gonna be so hard to shut my mouth for too.

[Mike]

Oh yeah, that's a shot hard one, dude.

[Lewis]

Air it out so hard. That staring hole in me. I'm just.

[Matt]

I'm just.

[Lewis]

You're right. You're right. It's good. We're good.

[Mike]

Hit the. Hit that super chat. Clint says mud baby T shirt. I don't think too many people buy that. If Clint will buy it, though. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Clint, would you wear a shirt that. That said mud babies on it? That's like butt sex.

[Mike]

It is.

[Lewis]

It is, but not with women.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, usually I associate the word butt sex with dudes.

[Lewis]

Yeah, why wouldn't anal what I would call. That's a good point.

[Mike]

Yeah, you know, you right, Lewis. That's what we call it. You can take it down. Yeah, we're talking about butt sex and anal. He's locked in. He's like, I should be coding right now.

[Lewis]

Glitches. Like, he'll glitch.

[Mike]

He does.

[Lewis]

He'll have a glitch. He'll have a breakdown.

[Mike]

What are these guys talking about? All right, Lewis, go ahead. So this one, this guy decides to make the move to go in. It takes a little bit to develop. It's like a standoff hostage situation. Not hostage, I'm sorry.

[Lewis]

Just a stand up.

[Matt]

I'm not homie by the door.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Mike]

Well, you're gonna see everybody. You'll hear. You'll see the action when it happens. Top of the step. And this guy decides just run in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's it. Just.

[Lewis]

What I don't understand.

[Mike]

It's. It's that natural reaction that something happened. And there was gunshots. And he decides it's a. It's a single occupant house. He decid. I'm just going to go in. Like, no communication. No, there's no reason. And it was like, this isn't the time to really make that decision to go in. And that's something that happens to cops. Like, you get sucked in. Like something happens. There's a. There's a stimulus. Stimulus.

[Lewis]

Stimuli.

[Mike]

Stimulus.

[Lewis]

Stimulate.

[Mike]

No, did I say that right?

[Matt]

I think stimulus works.

[Mike]

Like there's stimulus at the top of it. There's a.

[Lewis]

There's a.

[Mike]

There's something that generates feelings at the top of the steps, which is gunshots. And it's like, it's a single occupant house. No need to go in. And that's kind of what happens. And then we get in and something bad happens. And they're like, well, he really could have went in, but should you have went in? So you see his buddies grab him like, hey, bro, like, there's no need to go in the house at this point.

[Matt]

There's a guy on the stairs.

[Mike]

Yeah, you can see yeah, you can see him kind of come down there, like the second they start shooting. Oh, but you're talking.

[Matt]

Somebody rushed in.

[Mike]

But then you're going to an elevated target.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Which, you know, that's bad, not good. And it's like we just do that though, as cops. It's like something happened. I got to react to it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And thank God those guys had to wherewithal to grab them and say, hey, bro, there's no need.

[Lewis]

Squealer. Two bucks.

[Mike]

Super chat.

[Lewis]

Can we get a John Tavius T shirt?

[Mike]

We do.

[Lewis]

I want it to be one of those ghetto memorials.

[Mike]

Can we put like a. We put like an anti hero shirt on them? Well, this is night shift, but that happened during the day or night.

[Lewis]

That. That would be an anti air.

[Mike]

Okay, so we put like an antihero logo on him. He's standing.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Arms crossed, big gold chain with anti. Get Natalie on it, dude. I'll get her on it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right, done. It'll be ready by.

[Lewis]

I heard from Natalie.

[Mike]

April. Well, she just finished the Picking the.

[Lewis]

Plug intro, and you've been keeping her out working.

[Mike]

I finished. Well, you know, I paid out. I was in my own pocket because.

[Lewis]

You know, I care about the budget cuts, bro. Yeah, they're hard.

[Mike]

So, yes, I. I got the intro for Picking the plug and the logo, so it's all done. All right, Lewis, crank it up.

[Lewis]

We're rocking through the cranky just hit my car.

[Mike]

And I'm asking you for your stuff. Can I have your insurance information, please?

[Matt]

God damn, man.

[Mike]

These people vote, dude. They vote.

[Matt]

I'm sure she makes ma' am well educated decisions outside of this.

[Lewis]

Ma', am, This is all over a fender bender, traffic crash, dog in the front. Dog.

[Mike]

Complete meltdown.

[Matt]

Dude. Poor dog, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, I always feel bad for the dog, ma'.

[Lewis]

Am.

[Mike]

Look at her, dude. I mean, basic, basic, basic.

[Lewis]

That's scary.

[Mike]

People can't handle it. All right, no more videos, Louis. We gotta slow it down, man.

[Lewis]

You know, I noticed Lewis is doing the two finger thing.

[Mike]

Is he?

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's doing the two finger thing. He gets lazy, dude. I'm telling you, Louis, Lewis telegraphs his laziness.

[Mike]

Does it? It's not a call.

[Lewis]

Lazy. It's.

[Mike]

What a harsh word to use about Lewis.

[Lewis]

I'm lazy.

[Mike]

You're real lazy.

[Lewis]

I cut corners.

[Mike]

That's more. That's a better word. I call it efficiency. He's working more efficiently.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Right, Lewis?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

In tech terms? Yeah.

[Lewis]

What do you say?

[Mike]

In tech terms, yes. He's working more efficiently. So he concedes that it's lazy, but good job. Yeah. What else we got? What are we talking about today? Anything to recap from this morning?

[Lewis]

Today was kind of a Dom on. Dom wasn't as crazy as I thought he'd be if he was a little calmer. I think he got it all out last night.

[Mike]

Yeah, he wasn't real crazy last night. What was. Oh, a good Dom story was. And the guy finally messaged back. They. Somebody did the typical I'm gonna get you in Google. And they googled Domizzo and there's a Dominic John Izzo from New Jersey that went to federal prison.

[Lewis]

Oh, really?

[Mike]

So I got a hate message that said, you, you piece of. You got some convicted felon that's been indicted by the feds on your show with you. And I'm like, who's been indicted by the feds? Then he sends me the docket, the information, all of it. And I said, you might want to do a little more research, man. Look up. Tom is. Dominic is. And he's like, oh, my bad. Hello. And then it became trying to be friends. It was like, you got me. So Internet trolls, Internet, they got me. I got. I mean, I wouldn't put it past down maybe to be indicted. I just. He never told me. I was like, damn, Tom, you kind of died and you never told me. I know you like do all kind of other wild, but I know you've been to prison, but. No, it was one of those things. But yeah, he was. He was pretty wild last night. That show does very well. Very opposite views on law enforcement, me and him. Yeah, he's a.

[Lewis]

Well, not really it is though.

[Mike]

So Dom's view is. Whoa, it is. Let me get my. I gotta get my camel tote organized. Dom is very like spit shine boots, class A tie. Like he used to wear a tie to work.

[Lewis]

He wears a tie on his pocket.

[Mike]

I know he wears a class A tie. And he really didn't get into. He was more like a. Like, even though he's aggressive and he has that. Because he's more like a community oriented guy. It was more about like handling calls. He wasn't gonna go look for dope. I mean, he found dope, but he wasn't gonna be. And then I'm on the opposite side where I wore jeans and a backwards hat and a badge around my neck for years. And I just. Bad guys, bad guys, bad guys. Dope, dope, dope. Didn't care. My boots, whatever. I wore like under Armour boots. So we're very different when it comes to our tactics. But then. But he's very different. You think about it, he's like a constitutionalist. He's like, yeah, but he's reasonable, man. And as much and loud as it is, I always say he's very reasonable. And he says the things that most people aren't going to say. Like, cops get away with a lot of things. We know. It's watch guys not handle any calls for six months and nobody says anything to him. It's just like, oh, he's been here forever. He just gets away. Dom's in that mindset of, like, we're not gonna let people get away with that. We're gonna do what's right. Gets a lot of hell for it. But it's easy to be able to show them because everybody hates them. So. Yeah, then everybody likes me.

[Lewis]

You're the automatic, automatic guy.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No matter what I say.

[Lewis]

Smart. That's good. That's good business strategy.

[Mike]

And he's very. He's a good dude, man. Like, I'll say, what do you want? No, it's your show, dude. I don't want no input. Like, whatever you want. And I'm like, dom, I don't care. And then I put him on the intro first and he's like, bro, what are you doing? Like, I'm like, bro, I don't give a fight. It's cop. Like, Mike and I don't any of that stuff. So we were. You know, he's great for our network. He's a great ally. And it's always easy to be around him. Like I said, because everybody hates him.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Oh, I just remembered what I was gonna say. And. Oh, remind me. Animal mother. We're gonna talk about him.

[Mike]

Good.

[Lewis]

It's.

[Mike]

It good. It. Got it, got it.

[Lewis]

Have you covered the FBI offering a 100k reward in vandalism?

[Mike]

You can put that up, Lewis. I have. We have not. I have not heard about that.

[Lewis]

Is that the one where he stole the stuff? The same thing.

[Mike]

Oh, maybe that is that. We. That was the agent's car got broken.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I think they identified who it was on video. I don't know if they identified who it is.

[Mike]

Off with you all day. I didn't see anything current.

[Lewis]

Dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's it.

[Lewis]

We had a very uneventful day. We just worked. We. We stopped the first show and we worked in our respective areas and then we came back like four hours later.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Lewis]

So another one Squealer. You can tell when Mike about to cook. When he pulls his watch. Look at him. His human stuff. At least he's watching.

[Mike]

He's a cop, man. He's good. And the ring, too. Like, during the show.

[Matt]

I have noticed that.

[Mike]

I'll peel it off. Yeah, I'll get. But yes, when I'm getting ready, I usually. All right, we're getting ready.

[Matt]

Yeah. The watch is one I haven't. I haven't picked up on yet.

[Lewis]

Anybody want anything?

[Mike]

Oh, here goes. Tyler, am I the only drinker? Yeah, you're the one, dude. Way alcoholic. That's a. For. For those at home, man. That is a vintage 2024Amazon special, 1999. You can get one, too.

[Matt]

Nice. 19.99. I like that.

[Mike]

Yeah. 19.99, man. Free shipping with Amazon. I'm. I destroyed watches. I thought it was cool to have them, and I just.

[Matt]

That's why I don't wear one.

[Mike]

Two cruises ago, my wife and I are like, oh, let's. You know, we decided to go buy, like, 500 watches.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And it sits in my table. I put it in my suitcase every time I go on a cruise. Never comes back out. And then. Sorry, dude. Oh, boy. Here we go. Damn it, Tyler. Idiot.

[Lewis]

I just. I just flattened Mike. Sprite.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Probably trying not to get mad. It's all right. It was an accident.

[Mike]

Sorry. It's my only one. I'm not an alcoholic. I have 11 of them. I have 11 sprites lined up in the fridge to pound all night. I only got one.

[Lewis]

You went to the store 40 times?

[Mike]

No. Hit the Super Chat. That's Mike's poker tail. Yeah, he picked it up. I do whenever I.

[Lewis]

Okay, all right, all right. Let's talk about. Let's talk about. You guys identified him in the chat? I think. I don't think he's here tonight. There was a man that we known him most as Animal Lover. Oh, Animal Mother.

[Mike]

Animal Lover.

[Lewis]

Animal Mother from. He.

[Mike]

That's.

[Lewis]

That's the guy. He said Animal Mother in a full metal jacket. It. Right. He never said anything bad, but he clogged up the chats. Well, he admitted the other day he used to be Baywatch. And I was like, oh, that makes sense. There was a guy back in the day who used to just clog the chat dude. Just like. Like, mentally ill style. Like, he was typing so fast. He was making so many errors. People didn't know what he was talking about. A, because it was so sporadic, and B, the misspellings. And then he. So it. It got so bad to where people were messaging us saying, hey, man, Animal Mother's a little too much in the chats, and I don't want to lose these people because I agree with them. I was just letting it go because he wasn't saying anything.

[Mike]

Yeah, I touch myself a lot. Anti hero.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

Anti hero. So I touch myself when I'm.

[Lewis]

I thought you were just telling it. I was like, cool, Mike.

[Mike]

That's pretty common for telling us.

[Lewis]

Even.

[Mike]

Even when I'm not cooking, I. I touch myself a lot.

[Lewis]

So he went once. Animal Mother. This was a screen name. He went to. He went to a screen name called Still Unwritten. Started calling everybody names, calling my wife names, calling Clint names. I. I think he was probably blocked by me or Lewis. And then he went to a. A name called Listen now. Started going after Efren again. He was probably blocked. I know I blocked at least four of them out of five. Then he went to a name called. That was too fast. Yep. And he started calling people a crankhead. Started threatening everybody. Again, that was blocked. Then he went to a name called. No, wrong. I5Z. Started threatening people's families. Oh, my God. Then after he was black, his last name was Kill Myself. Oh, Tyler, shut up, you fab with the G. Clint says nothing. He is nothing. I'm Delta Baywatch.

[Mike]

And then.

[Lewis]

What does that even mean?

[Mike]

And then he went to my YouTube after he was blocked on all of them and started threatening me in my comments on YouTube.

[Lewis]

Yeah. He was like, I'm on Patreon, and.

[Mike]

Like, you robbed me. I'm gonna expose you. I'm gonna kill you. Like, it was crazy.

[Lewis]

Oh. He said, I'm gonna expose you and kill you.

[Mike]

Like, all kinds of crazy work. And I was like, bro, I said, DM Anti Hero.

[Lewis]

I wanted to talk to him on the phone, off the record. I was gonna have him call me. Like, the last thing I want to do to somebody that supports this is block them. But, dude, when you're on the Internet, you reach everyone, and sometimes they will reach back, and you get meant. I don't know. I really do feel bad, but there's nothing we can do.

[Mike]

You don't feel bad? I know.

[Lewis]

I don't get over it.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, you're right. It's just if somebody's killing the chat in that man. It just can't. I mean, it can't. It doesn't. It doesn't make sense. I mean, I'd rather you just call in and cuss me out for, like. Yeah, 25 seconds.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah. Or at least make content out of it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Exactly. Because we put that.

[Lewis]

We. We. We gave him warnings like, hey, dude, slow it down. You know, let it breathe. We said we. Let the chat breathe, bro. Like, let it go. And his last name was Kill Myself. So hopefully he's still with us.

[Mike]

Good. He's done. I guess we'll find. We'll find out tomorrow at 11.

[Lewis]

Oh, my.

[Mike]

Tomorrow morning. Yeah, we have a show.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Mike]

Every day, dude.

[Lewis]

Every day.

[Mike]

Can't even go to the hard rocking anymore.

[Lewis]

Nick from Good Cop Badcock said, Jesus Christ.

[Mike]

We could tell it's on Tyler's mind.

[Lewis]

Nick from Good Cop, Bad Cop.

[Mike]

There we go. That it was him.

[Lewis]

That Nick would be in. Nick's a Philly dude with a killer sash and a dumb hat.

[Mike]

That's what happens when Tyler drink, like his 11th beer.

[Lewis]

No, it's not. Oh, it's like my ninth. Just kidding. Just kidding. Yeah, Efrain knows it's only. I'm only two beers in, dog. I'm actually only one beer and I haven't even taken a sip of my second one.

[Mike]

I had a Sprite.

[Lewis]

Is your phone interesting?

[Mike]

I had a Sprite.

[Lewis]

Yeah, no, well, you still got one. It's a little flat.

[Mike]

All right.

[Matt]

A little carbonation.

[Lewis]

What does it taste like? Water. Syrupy water.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Lewis]

Sorry. Remember when Lewis called you out as soon as he walked in the door tonight?

[Mike]

He did call me out. Oh, yeah. What was I doing?

[Lewis]

You were on your phone.

[Mike]

What was I doing?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Mike]

How many videos do we have tonight?

[Lewis]

Almost done. 15. Lewis comes on board today and goes, hey, Mike. And we didn't get an answer. And you know how the curtain's up, so we walk on a little bit in, we clear it.

[Mike]

And I didn't hear him.

[Lewis]

Mike's sitting there in his phone. He goes, oh, Mike's on his phone. That's why I didn't say anything, bro. It was awesome.

[Mike]

I didn't hear him, but yeah, I was working. I was in gallivanting.

[Lewis]

You were. You were scrolling on Instagram. That's it.

[Mike]

I was 1000% pulling videos up. And when I was the only one in my chair with Matt prepared at 8 o' clock when the show is time to go off. Lewis wasn't. Tyler wasn't. Me and Matt were here. It's like that every day. Usually I'll give Lewis this. Usually it's me and Lewis are the only ones ready tonight. Lewis was preoccupied.

[Lewis]

You know what I haven't done? I have not sent the last Patreon.

[Mike]

Winner, his last probably been a month, right? At least a month.

[Lewis]

I'm so sorry, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, talk about not doing.

[Lewis]

I have no excuse, dude. I'm gonna send this dude the biggest care package.

[Mike]

I actually have stickers. So I'll throw them in.

[Lewis]

We don't need your stickers.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what they want. I said something 300 today. It got there today.

[Lewis]

You sent it one day.

[Mike]

No, one day the package got there. You know what's weird? If you ship to those locations. So it'll go. You pay like 20, right? Goes overseas. UPS has a monopoly. And I'll get an email that says, yeah, the UPS driver wants another 12 bucks. Like you'll get an email from UPS. It's a 12 more dollars to deliver this. You're like, yeah, it's like Mexico. So I like, I like emailed it to the dude. I'm like, bro, I already spent like. Almost took an L. I believe I lost money on this shipment when. Because it came from two different places. But I want to get the product out there too. So it's like I lose five bucks or whatever, so. And he messaged me and he's like, hey, I paid the UPS driver, like, well, yeah, I paid 25 to send it initially, but yeah, they like hijacked the package over in Belgium. They're like, yeah, we're not delivering until you spend more money. Whoa. So that's the problem.

[Lewis]

That's not a monopoly, that's a primary. Yeah. All right, Lewis, let's go.

[Matt]

Because you're a left wing hack, you're not a reporter. You're posing in this room as a journalist.

[Mike]

And it's so clear by the premise of your question.

[Matt]

And you and the people in the media who have such biases, but fake like, you're a journalist. You shouldn't even be sitting in that seat.

[Lewis]

Who is that?

[Mike]

That's like some. That's the press secretary.

[Lewis]

No, they're.

[Mike]

Dude, just some. That what they're doing is they're just getting morons in there that don't. Aren't real press credentials from anywhere. And Jud asking like, do you care about the people that are died? You know, they're asking dumb questions and she let him have it. Whoa, she's good.

[Matt]

Yeah, she is.

[Mike]

She's good. Better than the last one.

[Lewis]

Who's the last. Oh, the curly haired black girl.

[Mike]

That dude. All right.

[Lewis]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Mike]

No, no. Sounded like it.

[Lewis]

No, that's how I did.

[Matt]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Mike]

I said better than the last one. You Automatically assumed is a curly haired black girl.

[Lewis]

That. But that's Mike. Dude, every time he tells a story, he'll say it was a black person.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

At end of the story, you're like, what does that have to do with it?

[Mike]

There's.

[Matt]

There's a reason.

[Mike]

There was a reason in there. Okay, you heard it, Lewis. You're blowing through the videos. What are we doing? No Rubik's Q, right, Louis? Yeah.

[Lewis]

Lewis didn't bring us. He said people could wait. He realizes his worth. He made a conscious decision tonight. Tonight.

[Mike]

We Talked about his YouTube earlier today.

[Lewis]

Louis the Cuber.

[Mike]

Louis the Cubed. The Cuber.

[Lewis]

Lewis the Cube.

[Mike]

Go to Lewis the Cuber.

[Lewis]

Can you bring it up?

[Matt]

The Cuber.

[Mike]

Go ahead, bring it up.

[Lewis]

Bring it up.

[Mike]

Bring it up, Lewis.

[Lewis]

Dude, you see how fast that was?

[Mike]

Lightning. Lewis the Cuber. There it is. Oh, damn. He's got more subscribers than me.

[Lewis]

Oh, let's hear it. Let's hear it.

[Mike]

Hold on. Look at. Look how many subscribers L. Over a thousand, dude.

[Lewis]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

He's got a header.

[Mike]

Lewis the Cuber.

[Lewis]

Whoa.

[Mike]

Luis Rojas Martinez.

[Lewis]

Like you say, you're not Hispanic.

[Mike]

He's not.

[Lewis]

He's Puerto Rican. Okay, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[Mike]

All right, Lewis, hit the video, man. Let's see what you got.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Hey, what's up, guys? In this video, I'm going to be reconstructing my 5.01 PB single.

[Lewis]

After two years, I'm gonna show my son this video.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

I finally got a 501 stuff. I fail. Fortunately, it was not on camera. So that's a plus for getting a first reaction to survive.

[Mike]

But better be 5 seconds.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Actually excited because. Yeah, so I have a really easy cross, as you can tell. So it's just a D and L move. But before that, I tracked this edge and this corner.

[Mike]

I'm already lost.

[Matt]

And then.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yeah, I also have no idea what.

[Matt]

Any of this means.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's basically just. Just.

[Matt]

This is cube talk, right?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's me pretty much going over the process that you guys won't understand.

[Mike]

Just get to the. Let me see.

[Lewis]

Yeah, let's just get to the final thing.

[Mike]

We call that the money shot. Lewis. Get to the money shot soon. In a different industry.

[Lewis]

Oh, do that again. Go back.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

So excited that I got. I guess you guys already know sorcery. Dude, this is a fat soon. With a yellow skip you prime.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Lewis]

A fat soon.

[Mike]

Fat soon. What's a fat.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's one of these. One of these oll names that we.

[Lewis]

Use one of the.

[Matt]

What?

[Mike]

Look at the scramble. That's the whole code there.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

D2. Where?

[Mike]

It's more.

[Lewis]

Is that a cheat code?

[Matt]

R2. D2.

[Mike]

No.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

No.

[Lewis]

XOXOXO.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

XO triangle instructions, per se.

[Lewis]

Wow.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Okay.

[Mike]

I feel dumber.

[Matt]

I know. Rubik's Cubes got that deep. I didn't know there was.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I thought that was one of those things you got when you're a kid and you just never did.

[Matt]

Yeah, I thought it was just something.

[Lewis]

You just took up in your room.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, I don't know. There was, like, a science. Yeah, I'm. I couldn't do it.

[Lewis]

Lewis the cuber, go give him a subscription.

[Matt]

I'm about to subscribe tonight, man. I'm going to come in here and beat you, dude. Can't wait on the train, man.

[Lewis]

Lewis has more subscribers than some of the pods on our network. God, that's up.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

You know what's weird?

[Lewis]

What?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Like, the reason why I got all these subs is because of a video that's not doing.

[Mike]

What did you do? What'd you do? It's run over a dog or something.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's a. It's another toy that's called, like, Flip Side, okay? And unfortunately, I lost interest in it, and a lot of people want to, like, have a video of me going over it and give tips and all that, but I never do.

[Lewis]

This is the real deal, dude. He ain't no sellout for life. He ain't no sellout. He's gonna do what's passionate to him, dog.

[Mike]

That's it.

[Lewis]

You hear that?

[Mike]

He's a real Cube.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's a real. Don't do what the people want. You do what you want to do, Lewis.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yeah, I for sure will do that.

[Mike]

Who's the guy drinking Red Bull? It's Monster.

[Lewis]

Oh, cece. What's up?

[Mike]

It's Matt.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

He said he was a guy drinking.

[Matt]

Red Bull, but cece knows me.

[Mike]

I'm drinking.

[Lewis]

Can we, Monster? Can we see the new do and really see how much you look like Dale Earner?

[Matt]

All right.

[Lewis]

I mean, it is. It is.

[Matt]

I haven't heard that I look like Dale Earnhardt ever, until I came here, so. I'm loving it, man. I love Dale Earnhardt. All right. The new do, the new dude I have. It's crazy. My barber really told me I should just shave my head, that's how.

[Mike]

Every day.

[Matt]

Not good, not bad. I mean, he looks like.

[Lewis]

I mean, mine's pretty bad, dude.

[Matt]

I need to. I need to get the mustache A little bigger, though.

[Lewis]

I do it, too. Up top in a fade just to give me something.

[Mike]

Yeah, this is where it's at. What are you holding on for?

[Lewis]

You look like a thumb with a beard.

[Mike]

What do you hope to look at you? You look like a hairy thumb with a beard.

[Matt]

Thumb with a beard.

[Mike]

Dude, do you know it's. It's derogatory to call me bald. You can't. You can't use that term.

[Lewis]

CC Says W. Dale on the pod tonight. Crazy win.

[Mike]

Yeah, he does look like Dale.

[Matt]

I love that.

[Mike]

That's cool.

[Matt]

I love that. I've been Shia LaBeouf for the majority of my life, so.

[Lewis]

But the problem with that is that he is one of those artists that really.

[Matt]

He's crazy.

[Lewis]

So he looks different in every movie.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So I would need, like, what movie?

[Matt]

Deadlifting.

[Mike]

They ain't like that, dude.

[Lewis]

No. You're out. David Ayer movies. The Tax Collector. Have you ever seen that?

[Matt]

Of course.

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude.

[Matt]

My buddy was in that.

[Lewis]

What?

[Matt]

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm drawing a blank.

[Lewis]

Right? Really good friend. Really good buddy.

[Matt]

Conejo.

[Lewis]

What? Who would he play?

[Matt]

He is the bad guy. He was the. He's a Mexican dude. The real bad guy, I want to say. I mean, it's been a mess. I've seen that movie.

[Lewis]

Dude.

[Matt]

He was.

[Lewis]

He's a bad guy.

[Matt]

Yeah. David Ayers have been casting him consistently, I think, since that movie. But Conejo, he's a.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

A.

[Matt]

Like a legendary Chicano rapper. He's with the Harpies. He runs. He runs that.

[Lewis]

I. So David Ayer, his three movies that are the best, in order are. Training Day.

[Matt]

Training Day for sure.

[Lewis]

Harsh Times. I haven't seen no Harsh Times. And Tax Collector. Right. Those three are his heart movies. They are all in the same universe, tied in by one character. It's the same guy. He. He uses that one character to tie them all in together.

[Matt]

That's cool.

[Lewis]

Now there's. That's the only thing that none of the other characters do, but you got it. Sorry. You got to see Harsh Times.

[Matt]

I'm gonna have to check that out. You know, David Ayer is a Navy veteran, too, right? Really?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

He's a veteran.

[Lewis]

Would he come on the show?

[Matt]

I would love to try to make that happen.

[Lewis]

Dude, we'll do a remote. We don't care. Wednesday, Friends day with David Ayer. I. I love. I love the Suicide Squad.

[Matt]

He.

[Lewis]

They let him run with it. Unfortunately, the fans hated it, but they were like, do your thing. And he really made it his. I wrote. I loved that movie. Everybody hated the Joker.

[Mike]

I've never seen it, bro.

[Lewis]

Suicide Squad, the first one. The second one sucked.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it was awful. They just said the Suicide Squad and, like, redid the whole movie because it's a DC Universe. Oh.

[Mike]

It's that weird characters, right?

[Lewis]

Yeah. Like that. The anti heroes all get together. They need bad guys to fight bad guys. And they were bad guys in jail, so they had to work off their freedom. Great movie, Lewis. You ever seen Suicide Squad?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

No.

[Mike]

I like. Dude, Lewis is like. Lewis reminds me of a. Of a good cop in a deposition at all, dude.

[Lewis]

I know.

[Mike]

He pauses, he thinks about it, and then he answers.

[Lewis]

With one word.

[Mike]

With one word.

[Lewis]

No.

[Mike]

It's like, very well thought out. I'm not gonna say anything wrong. And then he answers. They came in throwing shade at me today, man.

[Lewis]

Dude, he's ready for it.

[Mike]

All right. I remember that, Lewis.

[Lewis]

T Dog says to revive the hairline.

[Mike]

Send you guys to.

[Lewis]

We need more than $5 between the three of us. A thousand times that. Yeah.

[Mike]

You got to spend some money.

[Lewis]

I. I wouldn't do it, dude.

[Mike]

All the Filipino.

[Lewis]

I had to shave my head.

[Mike]

All the Filipino dudes on the cruise ship go, I'm.

[Lewis]

I don't care. I'm gonna get a big ass right side face tattoo that goes onto my head.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Dude.

[Lewis]

Dude, it's gonna be awesome.

[Mike]

Good thing we're headed to radio, dude.

[Lewis]

It's gonna be so sick.

[Mike]

You're gonna get faith.

[Lewis]

Your faith like Mike Python. You had Mike Tyson.

[Mike]

I didn't. I didn't. I stopped it short. You're gonna get your face tattooed. Have you run that by anybody? Have you. Have you haven't run that by anybody yet. Matt's like, have you talked about that? Not him.

[Lewis]

Matt's like, have you run it by anybody? She's getting one too.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

She's got a face tattoo.

[Mike]

I know.

[Lewis]

I'm just saying I'm not in that type of relationship where.

[Mike]

Go ahead. Let me hear.

[Lewis]

Actually explain.

[Mike]

Explain.

[Lewis]

We're in a healthy relationship. We don't limit each other. She's getting another face tattoo, though. Okay. Are you judging her?

[Mike]

No. You seem to be, because you're getting ready.

[Lewis]

I'm getting the face. Well, it's not really going to be a face tattoo. It's going be like the side of the head in between my eye and ear, like a penis.

[Mike]

That's what it's gonna be.

[Lewis]

I'm getting. I had a tat. I had an appointment to rub my tribal up to My jawline. But my tattoo artist canceled on me. Good thing. Shut the. Mike's got Mike. What is that? It looks like my son painted your arm.

[Mike]

Yes, it does. I'm not even going to entertain that.

[Lewis]

Do it again.

[Mike]

I'm not gonna enter Iwo Jima. Flag my army unit.

[Lewis]

You really the. The blue.

[Mike]

It's the sky.

[Lewis]

Oh, I know.

[Mike]

What is it supposed to be? There's a plane up there. Come on. Come on. Try coming.

[Lewis]

Cool.

[Mike]

Come on.

[Lewis]

You know, I was airborne.

[Mike]

Come on.

[Lewis]

You know, airborne.

[Mike]

Come on. Come on. Let's go. Keep coming.

[Lewis]

My travel tattoo is sick.

[Mike]

You got struck by lightning and then a bunch of stuff. Blood rushed to the skin. There were some bad ones underneath it, so this is much better.

[Lewis]

Oh, that's a big.

[Mike]

Both of them are.

[Lewis]

Oh, that's right in your chest.

[Mike]

This was a really bad little. I don't know what it was like a partial truck.

[Lewis]

We don't know what it is now.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's not. It's anything I let. I still don't tattoo art.

[Lewis]

Would you sell them?

[Mike]

No. As a girl, I said, go do whatever you want.

[Lewis]

3D. You got Minecraft on your arm?

[Mike]

Yeah. Let's. In honor of our day show, the potato show. I got Minecraft.

[Lewis]

And then that.

[Mike]

That was a cover up. And then this. There's one here. And then this was the really bad airborne tattoo, like right out of basic training or out of airport school. I got the eagle. Georgia eagle with the beret on. It was bad. So we've come a long way.

[Lewis]

I got. Got a big. I got my worst tattoo. The biggest tattoo.

[Mike]

That's good.

[Lewis]

It's a big tribal.

[Matt]

Best way to do it.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Go hard.

[Matt]

I don't have any.

[Lewis]

I was wondering, is that, like a personal choice or you just.

[Mike]

I don't know why man decided not to get one.

[Lewis]

No, I know, like, something. My class had his own joke that wasn't even funny.

[Mike]

Was that a personal choice not to get tattooed, or did somebody. If somebody make that decision for you? Every time you walk in, somebody grabbed you.

[Lewis]

Do you have an issue with tattoos? Like, you have an. Like a personal issue with tattoos?

[Matt]

No, not at all. I just never got one. I don't know why I've wanted to get them. I just never went in and sat down and got one. If you guys want to get a tattoo artist in here and do a live one, I will do it. The problem is, depending on the design.

[Lewis]

Of course, real, Real ones that have to. This place has to be do a health code inspection pass.

[Mike]

With flying colors.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, you got super chat coming in.

[Lewis]

Oh, Tyler, don't forget you have my name, your best tattoo. Send me back my 4.99. Yeah, I do. I have Heather Nicole on my ribs. I got it in the most painful place.

[Matt]

Ribs, dude. Damn.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it really reminded me of my wife. Right?

[Mike]

No, I'm just spread lightly. Yeah, man.

[Lewis]

You.

[Mike]

You had your wife's name tattoo you named, man.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I can't believe you didn't mention that first.

[Lewis]

Son of a. I talked about my worst tattoo. I didn't talk about my best one. I'm good.

[Mike]

Is there a reason why you didn't talk about the most?

[Lewis]

No, because I was talking about my worst.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. It never crossed your mind?

[Lewis]

Do you have your wife's tattooed on your mind?

[Mike]

I do not. Oh, I do not.

[Lewis]

Man. We're grown up.

[Mike]

We're grown up. My same name.

[Lewis]

Oh. Oh, you're one of those couples.

[Mike]

Yeah. She doesn't even say my last name, did she?

[Lewis]

Oh, one or something. Funny, though. She drives everywhere. And that's not even a joke.

[Mike]

No, absolutely. It's easy. Love it.

[Lewis]

He loves.

[Mike]

Love it.

[Lewis]

What else do you guys do that's different than other couples?

[Mike]

How is that different?

[Lewis]

I'm asking. Do you do anything else that's different than other couples? Maybe a little unorthodox. I don't know. My turn tonight, Mike.

[Mike]

No, she drives. Which I. I love. I do.

[Matt]

Yeah. That's great.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, she does both of them. Not anymore. Because with the BMW, it's a. It's a manual. Literally, I can't even drive the BMW now. I can't push the clutch in. But I. I don't. I don't. Our first date, she picked me up. Very first date.

[Lewis]

Setting the standard, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Dude.

[Lewis]

This is how it's gonna be. Did she pay?

[Mike]

No, we. It was Covid. No, I paid it.

[Lewis]

I paid, okay?

[Mike]

I paid. And it was very unorthodox. I. I'm not gonna tell a story.

[Lewis]

Never mind.

[Mike]

That's where we draw the line. Oh. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it. But, yeah, I guess it is a little different. She does drive, but I. I really. I mean, I don't. It doesn't. It's one of those weird things. It's like.

[Matt]

I mean, that sounds good to me.

[Mike]

It's a good deal.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

I'll take that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I wish you would drive me here every day.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I hate driving.

[Lewis]

Somebody says you sit down to pee.

[Mike]

I do. Middle of the night. I Mean, it's all over the place. I'm like, you know what? It's easier just to park it. We've already talked about that.

[Matt]

Yeah, I still just piss all over at night. I don't even turn. I try to listen for the water. So that's why it's good being single, dude. Still single. I just listen for the water and I'm like, okay, there it is. Yeah, there it is.

[Lewis]

You hit it, but then you move. Then you just, like.

[Matt]

As long as I don't feel it splashing back on my leg, I'm all right. Yeah. Sometimes I don't hear anything, and I.

[Lewis]

Gotta go, yeah, where that's going.

[Matt]

But I'm not turning that light on.

[Mike]

That's gonna be dirty in the morning.

[Lewis]

Do you remember years ago, people used to stack magazines next. Before phones were a thing, they used to put magazines next to the toilet. And I always remember thinking, as a kid, maybe because I pissed on them. I'm like, why would you stack magazines next to a toilet that people are peeing into? There's obviously even sprinklers. I just don't think it's very sanitary to hold something that sits next to a toilet. But, yeah, that's just me.

[Matt]

Ah, that made. Made me think of a story. I don't know if I can share that one.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Matt]

So my friend, in senior year of high school, his dad came out as gay. And we went. We threw a party at his house.

[Lewis]

I told you story, four seconds.

[Matt]

Yeah, his dad came out. His dad was a mechanic too, which is like you wouldn't expect. He ended up buying this little fluffy dog, this little foo foo dog out of nowhere. And we started joking with him, like, dude, are you gay? Like, are you a fag? And yeah, he was. He came out and I remember we threw a party at his house. His dad was out of town. No, not like, congrats on coming out and being gay and ruining your son's senior year of high school. But, yeah, we went. And I remember I went and took a. In his bathroom, and there was just gay porn stacked. Just magazines.

[Mike]

So, yeah.

[Lewis]

Holy fun story. Bad giveaway.

[Matt]

Some fun Matt story for everybody. Yeah, that was an interesting senior year, man. My buddy Steve. Dude, I hope you're good, Steve. You're out watching.

[Mike]

Damn it, dad. You couldn't wait?

[Matt]

How'd you know it's gonna wait one year, man?

[Lewis]

How'd you know it's gay porn?

[Matt]

I looked at the magazine and opened it up.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Just to see.

[Matt]

I mean, I just. I'm Up. I grabbed a magazine, and Mike was.

[Lewis]

Trying to help me out.

[Mike]

The COVID The answer was the COVID.

[Matt]

I saw someone in the comments knows what pause is. So I'll pause that real quick.

[Lewis]

So pause, pause, pause.

[Matt]

As long as you pause it, you're good.

[Mike]

Wasn't that, like, a weird time to grow up? Like, dad had magazines stashed all over.

[Matt]

Yeah. Let him know.

[Lewis]

I never regular.

[Mike]

Not just gay. Like, regular.

[Lewis]

Regular porn or just.

[Mike]

I remember one time I was, like. I was young, six or seven, my dad had, like, a Playboy magazine. He rolled it up because there's people coming over. It's like, a part.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He hands it to me. He's like, go, put that in my room. And, like. And I had. We had, like, a. There's, like, neighborhood kids over. And I'm walking down the hall, and I bend the corner into his room, and I open it.

[Matt]

Yeah, of course.

[Mike]

And the girl that's walking with me is, like, 6 years old.

[Commercial Announcer]

She's like, michael, put that away.

[Mike]

And I'm like, shut the Up. That comes down. Yeah, get my ass whipped. He comes down the hall. I told you to put that. I'm like, like. Like.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You can't give someone, a young kid, a Playboy, though.

[Mike]

Come on, man.

[Matt]

You're gonna look at that.

[Mike]

Jesus.

[Lewis]

The Prussian donated $20. Thank you, brother. For Matt's first ever ink.

[Matt]

Thank you.

[Lewis]

Wherever you get ink, we're at least chipping in.

[Mike]

20 bucks.

[Matt]

Nice. All right.

[Lewis]

If you get me like this on your ass, I pay for it.

[Matt]

Can I do a Stevo and do a whole back piece of you with the thumbs up?

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude.

[Matt]

Red.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Or just get Dale Earnhardt. Three.

[Mike]

Get the three.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

All right.

[Matt]

Yeah. Get the three. Like, my whole back.

[Mike]

Keep it small for you.

[Matt]

It's a little three on my shoulder.

[Mike]

That's a different three. The answer.

[Matt]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

I love watching him play.

[Matt]

That was my favorite player.

[Lewis]

Squealer.

[Matt]

10 bucks.

[Lewis]

Anti hero. Skeleton. Name. Submission. Scullivin. Scullivin like Sullivan, but.

[Mike]

Scullivin like Sullivan, but skull.

[Lewis]

I like it. I like it.

[Mike]

We were supposed to get tattoos in New York, remember?

[Lewis]

I bet you Reagan's glad he didn't do it.

[Mike]

Yeah. He'd have that removed and all that.

[Lewis]

Yeah. We were. We're us. Me, Reagan and you, I think, were the only ones that were gonna do it. We were gonna go get counterculture tattoos.

[Matt]

Nice.

[Lewis]

We ended up choosing pizza because it was two in the morning.

[Mike]

Yeah. We were calling tattoo shops, trying.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Yeah. It was super simple.

[Mike]

We were in Lower Manhattan, down by, like, the World Trade Center. And they were making phone calls, hammered. And then we ended up getting people.

[Lewis]

Were we that drunk?

[Mike]

Yeah, I came, right. That's the night Reagan laid down on.

[Lewis]

The subway because we missed the first one. We had to wait 45 minutes for this one.

[Matt]

The label that fired me, I almost got them tattooed. They had a tattoo artist come to the studio one time. He gave everybody tattoos, and I almost got one, but I'm glad I didn't.

[Lewis]

They're only the label. Yeah, they were giving label.

[Matt]

It was like a collective of artists, so everybody thought it was cool to get it tattooed. I won't say the name actually gives a dude Lord Mobile Mob. So everybody got a Lord Mob tattoo wherever. And I was supposed to go up next, but I just got high and did not go back in there. And I'm glad I didn't.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we'd saved your. Saved you from getting a bad tattoo.

[Matt]

Yeah, man. Saves lives.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Good decisions are made on weed.

[Matt]

Always or no decision at all.

[Lewis]

Me and Mike are two. We've never. You never smoked weed, right? Oh, you used to before that.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you're talking. It's been.

[Lewis]

I would never do it.

[Mike]

30 years. I would get.

[Lewis]

I'm afraid I would lose my mind. You can't. You can't smoke weed at 40 for the first time. I'm really.

[Mike]

I drank the drink and found that out.

[Lewis]

Yeah, well, hearing your THC story, I'm like, dude, I won't. I probably won't.

[Matt]

Weed now, too, is crazy, man.

[Lewis]

I don't think I would use a gummy. I just. Like, even the CBD gummies, like, really are like, I. You get tired. They work. Like, if you're trying melatonin, it ain't working. Dude, get CBD gummies. If you're a cop or a military, get the. There's CBD called. Well, there's one Shell Shock, owned by a friend of mine. I take that one. This is. This is a free plug. They don't pay us. It's. It's tested five times. Because here's the thing with CBD is that there are going to be traces of THC in it, like mine.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

Minute you're never gonna feel or something. Yeah, but it costs so much to make sure. It's not. It's not worth it to them. Well, there's companies that triple test no thc. They pay the extra money because they know people want cbd. But I can't take a piss test and say, so what would Happen is cops and military people be smoking weed all day and go, oh, I took cbd. So now cops aren't allowed to take cbd. Ah, so they're not allowed. Because the excuse is, well, oh, you popped hot for thc. Oh, no, I took cbd. So they just rule. But you can get cbd, go to bed, have a gummy. It works.

[Mike]

There's some blue city cops I've talked to now that weed is legal for them. Jersey.

[Lewis]

To be honest with you, man, I. I'm kind of liberal about that. I don't. I think it's like alcohol, dude. If.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

If you're off duty, it's opposite alcohol.

[Matt]

If you.

[Lewis]

If you show up high, it's the same thing as showing up drunk. You can't show up to work. No matter what job you have, you can't show up drunk.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So it's the same thing.

[Commercial Announcer]

Thing.

[Lewis]

I think it freaks people out because you can't do a breathalyzer. You have to go get a blood test done to show if you're high. Yeah, just right.

[Matt]

I mean, I don't know of anything that they can do on the spot. And then plus, like, even a blood test or a urine test.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Matt]

I can go back up. Like, you're 45 days. They're gonna bring blood testers.

[Lewis]

You'd have to get a field sobriety test.

[Mike]

No, the guy, the.

[Lewis]

The drug of. Drug expert. The. A Dre.

[Mike]

Dre Drug recognition expert. He'll come in and say, all right, blue zeros. Now we'll do the test and they'll do all the.

[Lewis]

They can try and test what drug you're on. Yeah.

[Mike]

Then they'll drug test you and say later on, you tested positive marijuana. They can't tell the level, but, you.

[Lewis]

Know, it's such a pain in the ass. They just say you're not allowed to do it.

[Mike]

I just.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I look at weed as, like, you never really see anybody act crazy. You never see any. Like, I'm so high, I'm gonna go crash my car into a tree. I'm gonna beat the dog.

[Matt]

If anything, they're going 20 miles under the speed limit.

[Mike]

I'm not condoning driving. I was kind of a joke. But, like, you never see, like. Like, I've never been to a party where I go, oh, everybody's hollering.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Let me ask you this, Matt. Do you think the. The legalization of cannabis recreationally would actually do away with a lot of the dangers that come with it? Because it's regulated? Because people when you buy weed off the street, you're at risk of it being. Having something in it. Now, most of the time you have your dealer that can pretty much guarantee you. Yeah, trust me, bro, it's good.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And you know that dealer, you've been buying from them for a while, you trust them. But it. Some. There's no. If it's federally regulated, there's pretty much a guarantee that nothing in it, but.

[Mike]

It should be being sold in the store. Yeah, cigarettes instead of cigarettes. But yes, if you box it up, put it in a store, and you know what you're getting.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean, I. That's why I love la, because I. As soon as I get off the plane and get my rental, I'm going straight to a dispensary and buying like five drinks and, you know, edibles and all the. The smoke I need. But if you just go out, like in Atlanta, right? Like, yeah, if you get edibles from somebody, odds are they're street edible. It's always the. That's like Cheetos and they re. You know, it's like a brand that you can recognize and they remake the bag. But that's all. Yeah, yeah, that's all sprayed with distillate and. And then on top of that, the biggest thing to me is the bunk oil pens, because there's no. Sorry, there's no like, quality there. So you. There's like, you know, metal, whatever remnants in it and like that. So like bug spray. Yeah, I mean, you don't know, dude. It's like somebody made that in their kitchen or something, man.

[Mike]

Like, I don't WD40. Bug spray and bleach and you're smoking.

[Matt]

Yeah, man. And your lungs feel different when you. When you smoke in a bunk one. So I think it would be good to be federally legal at this point, but I think people will still run with it.

[Mike]

The drug. The whole drug world is interesting to me. Like, somebody was like, I'm gonna put all this together, shake it up in a bottle, and I'm gonna smoke it. Like, math, dude. Batteries, water. Like, what the. Dude, the one pots, man, were. Those are wild times, dude.

[Matt]

Dude. Yeah.

[Mike]

Like homeless dudes in the woods cooking meth, selling it together. Omelet, dude. I'm like, and you people are putting this in your fucking body. You have no idea what it is.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Is.

[Mike]

No idea what it is.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you go to a bum camp that's been abandoned. It's just two liter bottles, every bottle, everywhere.

[Mike]

Batteries cut in half. Mountain Dew bottles. Psycho.

[Matt]

Dude, that's Gnarly. I mean, even in high school, we used to, like, take Robitussin and stuff and trip balls on that.

[Lewis]

When I was in junior high, I had a friend named Joey, and he. He was.

[Mike]

How did you do the mic boys all of a sudden?

[Lewis]

Well, this is serious.

[Mike]

Okay, go ahead, go ahead.

[Lewis]

And he went the wrong. I was a cop's son, so I pretty much stayed straight and narrow my whole life. He went the other route. But we. We've been friends since first grade, dude. Like, yeah, you know, I love the dude. And we're sitting in the back seat of my. Oh, no, I'm in the front seat. My buddy Keith's driving, and Joey's in the back. And all of a sudden we. We left Walgreens. He buys keyboard cleaner. He goes, you want to see something cool?

[Matt]

And he goes, oh, huffing.

[Lewis]

And then.

[Matt]

Yeah, dude, he's dead.

[Lewis]

He's dead.

[Matt]

My. I got a story about Huff and Duster in the Marine Corps. Not me. I didn't puff dust in the Marine Corps, but my roommate in MOS school did. And I think it was, you know.

[Lewis]

Like, it didn't look like you got high. Just passed out. You get high?

[Matt]

His ass was in my. So he was. Obviously, we were bunk mates. He was in the top rack, I was in the bottom rack. But I come into my room and he's laying on the bottom rack, just huffing. Duster, he's like, knock the out. And there's four of us in there. So I remember, like, the duty gunnery sergeant was doing, like, a health and wellness check on everybody. He's just knocking on doors like. Like, talking to us. Are you. You know, formation tomorrow, whatever.

[Mike]

Underwear. Your underwear packed?

[Matt]

No, this guy. This guy's laying on the bed like he's in a coffin, right? Like, arms crossed, feet straight, like, head up, and he's got the duster, like, hugged to his chest. And so the. The gunny, like, kind of knocks. And, you know, the other three of us are like, hey, yeah, we're good. Like, all right, 6:00 p.t. tomorrow, whatever. And then he's like, what about you, Turner? And Turner just. Just, you know, smiling all up. And he just takes the duster right in front of this, Like, I'm pretty sure it was a gunnery sergeant whoever duty and huffs it, like, right in front of him and that. They kicked his ass out for that. And then he was out smoking spice in the smoke pit for, like, two months while he was on whatever. I guess you.

[Lewis]

Oh, he didn't give A. Anymore.

[Matt]

They didn't give a damn, dude. I remember he was packing up his cammies right in front of me. Like, they had, you know, like, our staff sergeant or whatever in there watching him. And then I don't know how army is. Marines will know this. We all know where this is. So. In the Marine Corps, we have on our trousers this, like, inside pocket, I guess, to slide, like a. I don't know, like a hat in or whatever for your knee.

[Mike]

We don't do that.

[Matt]

It's, like, inside of the pants. And I remember he looked at Skittles in it. He looked at me and pulled out a bag of Spice from his trousers and was like. And put it back in. I was like, this man didn't care.

[Mike]

Did you get to that first hit of a can? Like, where does your life go that you're like, today's the day.

[Matt]

Some people really like.

[Mike]

I've got. I've got a great. One of my best friends, Nick. He's a pilot now for an agency in South Florida. Greatest dude. And one of his very first calls, he was. I was training him. He was an FTO, was a huffer from Walmart. That was like, 30 cans of holy. And I'm, like, watching him try to interact with the guy, and I'm just standing back. It's hilarious. But I'm looking at this guy, and I'm thinking, when does your life take that curve?

[Matt]

I had a friend.

[Mike]

Where does it go?

[Matt]

I don't know, man. I had a friend that got. He got arrested for huffing. He was in his car. He was a teacher dude, and he was in his car, I guess passed out, and he had a ton of nitrous cans. And I guess the police came and did, like, a wellness.

[Mike]

A little different.

[Matt]

Yeah, he was huffing, like, nitrous.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Matt]

That's like a thing with rappers. For a while, it was like a fashion accessory.

[Lewis]

They were all.

[Mike]

When I got my wisdom teeth out back in the 1800s, which I'm a little older, I got my wisdom. I remember my dad taking me, and we go into the building. He says, right before. My dad did a bunch of hard drugs when he was younger. So he says to me, they're gonna put this mask on you. And it's like, tell them when they ask you if you feel anything, say no, as long as you can. As long as you can remember to say no. Say no. And it was nitrous oxide. So they put this mask on. I'm sitting there, and I'm like. I'm like, 17. I'm like, holy.

[Matt]

Yeah, man.

[Mike]

Can you feel anything? I'm like, no, you're like, nothing. You're like. They had to crank it up. You feel like. I'm like. And then, of course, I wake up, like, four hours later. Like, a mouth hurts, and they take me home. But I remember that, like, 45 seconds of like, holy. Like, that was cool. And. But, like, I get. I can maybe understand that, but Dust cleaner.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Aerosol, whatever that is, I can't do it.

[Mike]

I don't understand how you end up there the first time. That's. That's my point is, like, if I. If you handed me that right now, I'd be like, you're insane, dude. Yeah, well.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Even then. Even as a kid, I never. I would never do it. Like, I'd smoke weed. That's fine. You're not gonna hand me a can of cleaner and I'm gonna go, this seems like a good idea. Like, there's a reason. There's a big label on it. Like, don't do that.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

I mean, we did it with, like, the whipped cream can.

[Lewis]

That's what somebody in the chat, I think, like, that said they did. Whipped cream. Whipped cream.

[Mike]

I probably did that. It's already supposed to go in your mouth. It's already supposed to go in your mouth.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Mike]

Like, it's not like, hey, this is for keyboards and crickets.

[Matt]

Like, the duster, like, freezes. It's, like, upside down.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Matt]

So I don't know how. I don't know. I never did duster.

[Mike]

So when you went to get your 11th beer, I was talking about how when I went get my wisdom teeth out. Out, my dad told me to tell him I didn't feel anything when they were giving me the nitrous oxide. So I was like, I don't feel nothing. I'm like, 17, just in outer space. And then I remember just, you know, obviously going out and then waking up back in, like, the Flintstone era, when they were. Yeah, teeth out.

[Lewis]

Now they just. They. It's. That stuff's so cheap now, they'll do it for anything. When I was a kid, to get put out was like, yeah, we're gonna have to build your insurance. Yeah.

[Mike]

I had a hernia surgery when I was five, 1982, and I still remember that.

[Lewis]

When you were five?

[Mike]

Five, 1982.

[Lewis]

Oh.

[Mike]

I had a double hernia.

[Lewis]

Oh.

[Mike]

And from what, just birth. Yeah. I don't know what the Was wrong with me. And, you know, I was five in the hospital. I just stay over, like, three days in the hospital. That's what I'm saying.

[Lewis]

Like, you weren't dead.

[Mike]

But I was in a big. I was a big area in Jersey where it was like a children's floor. So I remember it was the coolest three days. They had Nintendo's. And I like this, like, cold game area. But. But I. I still remember this day. That kind of ceiling spinning as I was going out. And I hated that feeling. Now it's cool. They hit that IV and they zapping it. Boom.

[Lewis]

Other kids were like, did your uncle give you a hernia, too?

[Mike]

I can't talk about it.

[Lewis]

Oh, God.

[Mike]

Oh, God. Go to the bathroom. I'll be back. Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

Some coke zero in there. Anyways, that was an inside joke. Anyways. All right. Want to do another video? Mike's seen all these, so we can do one one. Let's do another video. Are they black in a row?

[Matt]

What?

[Lewis]

The other. Good.

[Mike]

Wow.

[Lewis]

That was the most pointless demonstration ever. What was that? I. I don't know. We can ask him.

[Matt]

That was Mike's video.

[Lewis]

All these are Mike's videos. That's Mike job context.

[Matt]

Then, Mike.

[Lewis]

What was that video we just watched of everybody laying in the parking lot? Was that just like in a dying. Yeah, it was a protest in a parking lot.

[Matt]

Die in because of the ice girl.

[Lewis]

But what are they. What are they blocking? What's it, Floyd?

[Mike]

They lay. They're not doing anything.

[Lewis]

But what it's not. If you're not getting in the way of anybody's traffic or functions. They just lay in a parking lot.

[Mike]

That's it.

[Lewis]

And they videotape it.

[Mike]

I can't breathe. Wow. That's your people, man.

[Lewis]

White people, dude.

[Mike]

They're nuts. Insane, dude.

[Matt]

A die in.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what it called.

[Lewis]

Wild.

[Mike]

I never heard all got together.

[Lewis]

I get an effective protest, like doing that in the middle of the street. But do it in a parking lot by yourself.

[Mike]

That's like, outside when they run you over. Because now you're allowed to run them over. It's acceptable to run protesters over now.

[Lewis]

What if they're laying there?

[Mike]

Run them over.

[Lewis]

No, don't do that. Do not do that. Don't. Mike. No. Mike doesn't know what he's talking about. One of these are gonna. Dude, I'm calling from jail. Mike told me I could run.

[Mike]

Santa's said it.

[Lewis]

I think if you're in fear for your life. No, you can't just go, oh, there's a protester.

[Mike]

Speed bump, man. Speed bumps.

[Lewis]

Do not take Mike's run them over. Get her done.

[Mike]

Get her done. Run them over.

[Lewis]

Raise Hail praise Dale.

[Mike]

Run him over. Shouldn't be there, right?

[Lewis]

Eating a breath mint. No, that made Lewis laughs.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Lewis]

He laughs Weirdest thing.

[Mike]

Yeah, I like it. My.

[Lewis]

What are you laughing at over there?

[Mike]

Liz, don't ask him to explain this.

[Matt]

The stupid.

[Mike]

Just funny things.

[Lewis]

It's just things. What's. What's rock and roll with another video.

[Mike]

Rock and roll everybody. Actually me leaving for work today.

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Get the out of you. Get the out of here.

[Mike]

Run him over.

[Lewis]

Oh, please tell me he rolls it down, gets here with the bear maid. Boom.

[Matt]

Boom.

[Mike]

Those people. You should be able to run those people. They should all go to jail. That. That's where what happened. That's the line, man. That's what I'm talking about. Like the fact that that lady got shot is because they're acting like that.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You will not get shot by ICE if you don't act like that. It's just. You're not gonna happen.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's no reason to be doing that. It's insane.

[Matt]

I just don't understand why you would want to go and be enraged and just do that in the middle like regardless of like whatever with you know, what's going on with ice. Right.

[Mike]

Just.

[Matt]

Just in general. Like you don't have else to do.

[Mike]

That's what I'm saying.

[Matt]

At all.

[Lewis]

We were talking about that this morning, man. Like the. The joke we've always made about liberals is do you not have a job?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Like who? Like, I mean, unless you're burning vacation for this. I mean, think of even wilder things.

[Mike]

You could be doing. Doing.

[Matt]

Right.

[Mike]

Playing Xbox. Listening to music.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Huffing stuff out of cans.

[Matt]

Anything else on earth it's safer.

[Mike]

Rubik's Cube. You could be on Lewis. Yeah.

[Lewis]

You could be on.

[Mike]

You can be learning about the BU319 spin. You could do anything you wanted.

[Lewis]

It is probably safer to huff keyboard cleaner than it is to with ice.

[Mike]

I would.

[Lewis]

Statistically speaking.

[Mike]

Yeah. I would think so. I don't know. I bet more people die off in cleaner they got. Ice's got some catching up to do.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Turner's still alive, man.

[Lewis]

Wait, would that kill you? I don't know.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Lucy of Turner, probably not. But it was probably something else.

[Mike]

He was listening to your story. Dude. He's already. No, I don't pay attention to nothing. But. But it did sound like you said CF Turner. So I'll get it it. He said I got a CF Turner.

[Lewis]

I thought you said CF Turner.

[Mike]

I heard both of it. I knew exactly. And I talked anyway because I knew what he said. I knew what you heard, and then I.

[Lewis]

No, he probably did not make a lot of good decisions and people was the least of his bad decisions.

[Matt]

Yeah. He also told me he went to porn star. Porn star college.

[Lewis]

So is that.

[Mike]

How do we.

[Matt]

I don't know his story.

[Lewis]

That's a dude that raped in an alley. Right now he's like, I went to porn star.

[Mike]

I'm pretty sure I'm going to restart my education.

[Matt]

Guess what state he was from.

[Lewis]

California.

[Matt]

Florida.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Mike]

How do we get in porn star college?

[Matt]

I don't know, dude. He said he went in Tampa. I'll never forget that because I was asking him a lot of questions.

[Mike]

It's not that magazine you looked at in the bathroom though, is it? Not that.

[Matt]

No, not that.

[Lewis]

Porn star trials. They start when you're six.

[Mike]

Bro. Bro.

[Lewis]

Anyways, when I was setting. What the Prussian $10? When I was setting up OnStar on my truck, I asked the lady how I can call in an airstrike on a mostly peaceful protester. Got crickets.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, I got the fed coming.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you're probably being tracked right now, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's very accurate though. But am I wrong? Like, there's no reason for you to be on the street doing that.

[Matt]

That's. That's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

When you go to the. And here I'm a very big believer in the Constitution. When you go to first Amendment right. That's not what they had designed. No, that's not what they had in their in mind. Blocking federal agent.

[Lewis]

There was no such thing like federal agents.

[Mike]

Yeah, it just. It's not what was intended was to scream on a. On a horn in somebody's ear when they're doing a lawful dude duty. It's not what it was for. No, it's just. It's. We've lost it. And I just.

[Lewis]

If I ever worked for ICE, I would just want to be the Tippmann Model 98 guy. Just hand me the paintball gun. I will make sure there's nobody around us. Just. I need 18 hoppers on me or cans.

[Mike]

That's pretty. I've got to do that a few times.

[Lewis]

Really.

[Mike]

I let a few people up with pepper ball guns. We had a pursuit. We had a pursuit that ended at. They got off the turnpike in Fort Pierce and they crashed into the divider going. Trying to go through the toll booth. And the guy kept opening the Door wouldn't get out. When I timed it just right. When he cracked the door this month, I put about 40 of them right there. And then when he got out, he wouldn't get on the ground. So I was just playing all the way to the ground.

[Lewis]

I'll tell you what. If there's anybody out there that needs role players for rioters, me and Mike will come do it.

[Mike]

I'll be in the wheelchair.

[Lewis]

We'll come. We'll come to your city and we will role play as riders.

[Mike]

That sounds fun. Yeah, we got a ten dollar super chat there. Just money. We appreciate it.

[Lewis]

The only noble one, baby. Thank you.

[Mike]

Thank you so much. Thanks for coming. This miserable show that one guy in the chat hated. Go ahead, roll. Louis.

[Lewis]

Care what they told you? If you guys get in my way, I will arrest you.

[Mike]

I love this. Sir, we're just observing.

[Lewis]

Please come.

[Mike]

You're gonna observe all you want. I am observing.

[Commercial Announcer]

Do you see me in the way? I am back.

[Lewis]

You had anger issues as a kid, didn't you? Were your parents present? You should be ashamed of yourself, man.

[Matt]

He is. Love my job.

[Lewis]

Thank you. You love your job.

[Mike]

I can't believe I get paid for this.

[Lewis]

Really? I do this for free. Really? I get 200k.

[Mike]

I'm a physician assistant. How long did you go to school for that?

[Commercial Announcer]

Over seven years.

[Lewis]

I went to high school. I made 200K.

[Mike]

Love it. I'm a fan. And I know Dom hates it. I am. I'm a. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

[Lewis]

It. It's. It's really. It's a test of like if you cannot be. It's a test. You cannot sink to their level and get pissed off. If you can stay on top of them in the talking. Which everyone cracks emotionally, first loses. And it's a real art.

[Mike]

My, my. The introduction was one of my really good friends. Crackhead. Screaming back and forth 2008. And she was going back. She had a jacked up teeth.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Teeth.

[Mike]

And she's running her mouth. You little dick mother. And she's like. He just hit her with nice teeth, dude. And just.

[Matt]

Got him tears.

[Lewis]

You don't know what happened to my teeth.

[Mike]

He goes, no, but I can see something happen. Like he just leveled her and I'll never for Nice teeth was our joke for 20 years.

[Lewis]

Nice teeth.

[Mike]

He just hit her 12 words. Nice teeth. And it folded. She folded. She was not the monster she thought she was. And I was like, I love it. And I love talking. I love talking. I was Bad body. Pre body cam. Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

I would just turn mine off and say, I called a woman fat once. She lost her mind. It was on a. It was on a SWAT warrant.

[Mike]

I love it. Yeah, I love it.

[Lewis]

And everybody was out. What had I. It was when I was not on the team no more, but I was on street crime, so I had to go do crowd control when they flashbanged a kid's room and the whole neighborhood was upset. And so we went out there. We were like, kind of like just doing perimeter. And somebody was pissed off. And she goes, you bald ass. I was like, you're fat. And she's like, what? I just kept walking.

[Mike]

I just love it. I think it's like. It's like community oriented policing.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, if you're go.

[Lewis]

If.

[Mike]

If. If somebody's out there talking like that, they deserve. They have to. You have to match.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They're happy. There's no yes, ma'.

[Lewis]

Am.

[Mike]

Yes, sir. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. There's a. There's a point where. And that's where Dom and I are completely different.

[Lewis]

And you can be respectful and insult somebody and.

[Mike]

Yes. But he believes it's class A tie. Boots, don't say a word. I'm not knocking it. That's probably the right answer. But that's not my answer. My answer is like, you're. Look at your toes, lady. Like, you clean your feet. You clean your feet lately? Like, I'm going dirty, man. I'm going nasty. And it's like. Like, you want to bring it, Bring it. Like we can do it. I think it's. I think it's acceptable. We have two super chats.

[Lewis]

Pride, assassin. $5. Worst zombie apocalypse ever. I think they're talking about the dying.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yeah. And then Squealer in with another $5. Isn't it ironic that Ice is having a bunch of problems fighting people on roads cover?

[Mike]

It is. It's very ironic.

[Lewis]

Very.

[Mike]

I see what you did there.

[Lewis]

You know, I know what I hate is black ice.

[Mike]

Because it's black.

[Lewis]

Black.

[Mike]

Because it's black.

[Lewis]

It's a. Keenan. It's a keen spiel. Key, Keenan and Keel.

[Matt]

Key and Peel. Yeah.

[Mike]

He's trying to dodge the racism. The lisp was getting in the way. The 13 beers and the list were kind of like huffing each other and they were kind of navigating that word.

[Lewis]

Yes. Key and Peel. Where they do the whole. Their reporters and the. And the two white correspondents are like, that Black ice is. Is really dangerous. I don't trust that black ice.

[Mike]

They're funny. They are funny. Those dudes are hilarious.

[Lewis]

Keenan and Kels. Yes. The one that was mixing it with. How many more? How many more we got?

[Mike]

We probably got a few. 9. I did my job tonight.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Move.

[Commercial Announcer]

Get out of my way. Get out of my way. Away.

[Lewis]

Move.

[Mike]

Move.

[Commercial Announcer]

Move.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Move.

[Lewis]

Did he just fake getting.

[Mike]

He reports it. Move. This is the dash cam they released. He went and filed a report that he got ran over by. How. That was it. So they released this.

[Commercial Announcer]

Wow.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Somebody. Are we in our merch store? Can we do beanies?

[Mike]

Yeah, we do whatever you want.

[Lewis]

Somebody requested a skull beanie.

[Mike]

Okay, done. Be done tomorrow by tomorrow. I can knock it out in the morning.

[Lewis]

What kind of beanies? Not like the big fold up. Like real winter beanies.

[Mike]

There's probably both. They'll have both. I can do both. It'll be like the one you just pull over.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

You don't have to pull it.

[Lewis]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Mike]

Be done tomorrow.

[Lewis]

All right. You heard it.

[Mike]

Check. Give me till we have the show at 11. I'll have it up by 10. 10am tomorrow. Check the broadcast door to be there.

[Lewis]

We do have casual Friday tomorrow where we. That is meant to engage in the chats. Like I said, the flagship. Another big word by Matt. Still don't really know what that means. But the flagship broadcast on Mondays and Thursdays is more. Is. We. We don't. We don't talk with the crowd as much or the chat as much. Friday is meant for that.

[Mike]

What flagship? So I'm. I'm a dropout. Gd I would assume if I was going to guess what flagship started was probably in a fleet.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

The front ship had the big flag on it to show like here we come, Black ice or whatever you want. They have a big symbol like Here comes the skull. So I use my third grade education to go the flagship. Am I right? Like, probably. Yeah.

[Matt]

That's pretty. I mean, it's just. It's. That's the core show.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So then you take it from the.

[Mike]

Front ship like this Santa Maria, was it.

[Matt]

I mean, that's what I mean.

[Lewis]

I have to do the Raging Ass Machine song. The. The p.

[Mike]

Yeah. So the flagship was. You know, the first boat in line was like here comes Anti here with.

[Lewis]

The big skull just invading your town.

[Mike]

Yeah. So that would be the flagship.

[Lewis]

When are we going to do another live show? Dude, I don't know.

[Mike]

You're the boss. You haven't scheduled one.

[Lewis]

I know I haven't.

[Mike]

Well, we got A manager now?

[Matt]

Yeah, we can talk about manager.

[Mike]

Where's the live show dude?

[Lewis]

I told him if he just at least. Well, I was thinking about this the other day. How many veteran conferences do you think there are in this country per year? Probably hundreds.

[Matt]

There's a ton.

[Lewis]

We just gotta find the best ones.

[Mike]

But you had those two together.

[Lewis]

They're all over cop conferences. They're all good. They're cheap. Look at my bro.

[Mike]

I got this new flashlight on my gun.

[Lewis]

I don't know. I'll do them for sure. We don't want to change our brand based off of. Of, you know, but we'll.

[Mike]

Well, there's one that I talked about in Lakeland in what, June. There's that SWAT class thing, Polk County.

[Lewis]

Are we doing that?

[Mike]

I want to.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God. I'm probably. We're gonna probably have to come out of pocket.

[Mike]

Whatever. They come out of pocket all this time. What's another. A gas bill is like 3 billion.

[Lewis]

Nah, we can afford it.

[Mike]

We'll go.

[Lewis]

That's a good investment. That is a good investment.

[Mike]

I don't know. I'll look at the email. It's not terrible.

[Lewis]

It's pretty.

[Mike]

It wasn't bad.

[Lewis]

No, it's a thousand for the big. For the big package. But it was way more than like the 250 option, which was not as much.

[Mike]

So the 250 was just vendor.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And then it was like up the levels, but yeah, I thought maybe we'd be mentioned.

[Lewis]

Yeah, let's do it. But we need to start doing some more live shows. I don't care if we go back to the VFW next door with as.

[Mike]

Long as what's her name's there?

[Lewis]

Carolyn. Let's have it, dude. Some old ladies. Damn, that's a good one.

[Mike]

You dick to her, dude.

[Lewis]

I don't back down from no one.

[Mike]

I saw that.

[Matt]

Was she a veteran or was she.

[Mike]

No, she's.

[Matt]

She was a man old.

[Mike]

She's like 411, 300 pound LA. She was no 300 pound, 270.

[Lewis]

She was a little old lady. And we went in there and we were like, just talk. She got really defensive, the vfw. And I was like, well, this is a failing business, so this is common knowledge.

[Mike]

She got the mic, got right up front and off she went, man.

[Lewis]

Oh yeah. We made a bunch of reels out of it. We're cool. Every reel I made, I put the picture of us hugging it out afterwards like she got it.

[Mike]

But Myrtle Beach. We'll be in Myrtle beach in April.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Kenny's thing.

[Lewis]

April.

[Mike]

We'll post it as it gets sooner, but we will all the whole network. Jerry Worms is coming.

[Lewis]

Yeah. William Duggins. Are you law enforcement by chance? You don't have to be, but it'll be a law enforcement enforcement conference. We'll be there for four days.

[Mike]

Three or four days in April.

[Lewis]

April.

[Mike]

End of April 20th. Something.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we'll be there, but I mean, we're, we will come have lunch with you. If you don't want to spend 99 for a 4 day cop conference, don't spend 99 to come in.

[Mike]

Or you can buy us lunch for like 45 and we'll get you somewhere and.

[Lewis]

Or I'll just sneak you in. There you go with us.

[Mike]

Break the law.

[Lewis]

Don't tell Kenny because it's his conference.

[Mike]

Don't tell Ken. I'm disappointed. I didn't get an opportunity to speak at that conference.

[Lewis]

They didn't ask me either. Internet, social media, rock star bringing cops back to the limelight. Tyler. And then ask me to speak.

[Mike]

I made a couple.

[Lewis]

What do they think I'm gonna make a racist joke?

[Mike]

I made a lot of arrests. I think I should be able to say something.

[Lewis]

I don't know, man. I don't know what that is up of Kenny.

[Mike]

It is.

[Lewis]

Didn't even ask his boys. Are we not cool enough?

[Mike]

We were, we were. Are we not offered to come, like buy a table? Yeah, we got offered to go buy it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I didn't get an opportunity to go up there with my polo and be like, can we. I stopped a car on 95 back in 2011.

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude, I, I, I beat up a. I beat up a gay black dude.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Broke his eardrum. I've done a lot for the, the community of law enforcement, and Kenny didn't ask me to speak at X. Yeah, I'm disappointed. But make sure you go to X. We'll be there.

[Mike]

Yeah, we'll be there.

[Lewis]

I just cut him the best reel ever. That's probably the best.

[Mike]

Turning into some bright red.

[Lewis]

That'll be. That'll hit 10, 000 views in an hour and I still don't get to talk.

[Mike]

No, I'm disappointed.

[Lewis]

Thanks, Kenny.

[Mike]

Go ahead, Liz, hit it. Can y' all make other colors except for black in the merch?

[Lewis]

I do feel bad for people that don't wear all black.

[Mike]

I could. It's, it's two clicks of a button. I can do it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I just assume everybody wears black like us.

[Lewis]

Just turn. Just turn. We'll make one in purple.

[Mike]

Well, I got to make sure that the logo doesn't fade to the color of the shirt. But, yeah, I can go in there and change to just every color. Every shirt is an option for all the colors, so I can. I can fix that. What about Bourbon Tour in Kentucky?

[Lewis]

It's Bourbon tourist city.

[Mike]

No, it's probably like drinking bourbon. Kentucky bourbon.

[Lewis]

Oh, Bourbon tour. Okay. Where's Bourbon Tour?

[Mike]

Where's Bourbon? Kentucky.

[Lewis]

That's probably a city in Kentucky.

[Mike]

Maybe.

[Matt]

It could be.

[Mike]

Maybe.

[Lewis]

Have you ever been in Kentucky? You ain't missing much.

[Mike]

No, no.

[Matt]

Yeah, I've been Louisville one time, and I won't go back.

[Mike]

That family tree, no offense list pretty straight. Straighter than those magazines that Matt was looking at.

[Lewis]

Like, culturally black. You don't with that, dude. You notice how when you make those gay jokes, Matt? Don't laugh, dude. Dude, I don't know.

[Mike]

I'm gonna stay out because the black community.

[Matt]

I've stayed in Atlanta for four years, dude. I've seen it all, man. Those are the craziest gay people I've ever seen. Dude, they will shoot you in the face. Flamboyant as hell.

[Mike]

It's Bourbon county in tuk.

[Lewis]

They don't play around.

[Matt]

Yes. It's weird. I mean, they're, like, super gay, though.

[Mike]

Super.

[Lewis]

But, dude, they're like, super.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, oh, my God. But they will pull us. Pull out a nine.

[Lewis]

Probably really misleading.

[Matt]

They're about it. Yes.

[Lewis]

Oops, sorry.

[Matt]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

I got in here somewhere.

[Lewis]

Death with a reverend dildo.

[Matt]

It's different, man. That was crazy.

[Mike]

Pe. You ready? Is ready.

[Lewis]

Okay. Sorry.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Lewis]

Ass. Go have that badge on our. Beat your ass.

[Commercial Announcer]

Take your with it.

[Lewis]

Stop being scared of me.

[Mike]

I'm talking ass.

[Lewis]

Just have a good.

[Commercial Announcer]

No, do it.

[Mike]

Pull it out.

[Commercial Announcer]

Pull it out. I don't give a.

[Lewis]

Pull it out.

[Commercial Announcer]

You see the demon in me?

[Mike]

Pull it out.

[Lewis]

Is that a real cop?

[Commercial Announcer]

Get in your car.

[Lewis]

He outnumbered.

[Mike]

No, I got good numbers. I would absolutely body that dude.

[Lewis]

Y belly to black suit plates right on the pavement.

[Mike]

Belly to black, huh? He's got to go.

[Lewis]

He's got to go.

[Mike]

He's got to go right away.

[Commercial Announcer]

We all got shs quick, scary ass. I'll put that cat.

[Mike]

41 hour, 42 minutes. Write that down. That's good. I've heard enough. Ass, that is you.

[Lewis]

You can save the other one if you want.

[Mike]

No, I'm not.

[Lewis]

You're quoting a video certified me certified.

[Mike]

Pull y heats out while y' all pull up. Pull y heats out.

[Lewis]

What wrong With y', all, dude, man.

[Mike]

That guy has to go to jail. That guy has to go.

[Lewis]

You know what happened is seven other people just saw that. You can do that to.

[Mike]

That's my point.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

That's my point.

[Lewis]

Point.

[Mike]

Stop resisting.

[Lewis]

I don't care. I don't care. Dude, if you slam them, handcuff them, take them around the corner, and then.

[Mike]

Let him go, no, you can't all the way.

[Lewis]

I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm all about it, but just. It's for the principal, like, dude. Or if you just look like. Least amount of charges, like, hey, you're. Here's. Here's a miss.

[Mike]

Gotta go. That.

[Lewis]

That.

[Mike]

Even as the old liberal mic I've gotten, that guy has to go out of principle. You can't allow the republic to fall to that.

[Lewis]

That. I had a dude do that to me. I'm at the gas station with another cop, dude. We're. We're sitting there drinking our coffee. Manager comes out and goes, like, dude, this guy keeps coming in and out. He's bothering us. So I go up there. He's a bum. You know, the guy's like, I don't want to trespass him, dude. He's a good dude, but he's kind of drunk. He's up. So we go do a verbal judo. I'm politely telling him, just go home for the night, man. They don't want you here. Come back tomorrow. Well, some dude keeps coming up and with us, dude, like. Like someone like that. And I'm like, yo, dude, get the out of here. And then he keeps coming back, and I go, I'm gonna snatch this dude up because he smells like weed. If he comes back and he's from me to you, I'm gonna snatch him up. And sure, he comes back. I smash him up. Make you smell like weed, dog. You know, handcuff him up. There it is. There's a big bag of weed, and you're going to jail. He goes, goes, are you kidding me? I go, yeah. He goes, I'm from New York or something. And I'm like, this is Florida, dog.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I was like, you just walked yourself to jail. Turns out he's an arena football player. They were in town to play Orlando.

[Mike]

Did you take him?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, great. Oh, dude.

[Lewis]

The coaches were on the line. They were calling our chain of command. Like, the whole management was like, please let him out. The only issue is that they were like, my deputies would not have arrested him for misdemeanor weed had I not watched that body Cam. And our lieutenant was like, I watched this guy walk himself in handcuffs.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

The most disrespectful man I've ever seen in my life. Talking to my deputies who are minding their own business.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

He went to jail and he's gonna do good.

[Mike]

That makes me happy.

[Lewis]

It was awesome.

[Mike]

That makes me happy.

[Matt]

That guy would have probably just dropped my. And squared up with him.

[Lewis]

You can't do that.

[Matt]

So. You can't. It's like.

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Matt]

I don't.

[Lewis]

There is the infamous video. We gotta play that one.

[Matt]

Because, like, that dude barking like just. That's. I guess that's just how I am. And put my hands up and been like, let's go around the corner, dog.

[Lewis]

Like, there's a video of a cop doing that. And pretty sure cops keeps it real. He loses it. He actually went to jail.

[Mike]

He skipped this one. This one's not good. We're near the end of the show, so that one's long. All right. Oh, here we go. This is good. This is how to handle it right here. Oh.

[Lewis]

Damn. Oh, that guy's rethinking his entire life right now. He can't remember who he is.

[Mike]

That's security dude. Like, n dog.

[Lewis]

That's my detergent. You're not taking that detergent.

[Mike]

That's how you're supposed to handle a shoplifter.

[Lewis]

He's so pissed off because every young piece of. Has walked in there and taken whatever they want. He just snapped and he karate kicked their shin and then destroyed their life over a bottle of detergent.

[Mike]

Love it.

[Lewis]

Yeah, let's rewatch that one. Can we rewatch it?

[Matt]

Oh, yeah. Look at.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

Just took his life out from.

[Commercial Announcer]

Oh, really?

[Lewis]

Dude? It might be a girl.

[Matt]

I'm trying to figure that out.

[Lewis]

Like a girl. The security guard.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. The person.

[Lewis]

Give me that bottle of.

[Matt]

That's like pancake.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's got them arm and hammer.

[Mike]

Highly shined fucking Nikes on, man. Look at those things, man.

[Lewis]

He is not.

[Mike]

I don't think he has a gun. I think he's just like.

[Lewis]

That's like the Dom Izzo of security.

[Mike]

I love it. That's how you're supposed to deal with it. That should have happened to the black store will never.

[Lewis]

That guy is gonna go tell everyone. Do not steal from this.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

And that's what should have happened to the belly to bat black suplex you were gonna do in the last video. That's how you handle it, dude.

[Lewis]

Yep.

[Mike]

That's How? Unfortunately, that is what has to happen. It seems minor, but that. That you can't allow that to continue because. What. Look what we. You had, like, Rodney King was the first big one. No. After all day.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Lewis. No. Lewis.

[Lewis]

Well, I got 13 minutes left. It's not the worst. It's not the worst all day. It's not the worst. It's bad, but it's not the worst.

[Mike]

But anyway, that's. That's why we are where we are with people with megaphones in the middle of the street.

[Matt]

Yeah, man.

[Mike]

Because we let it go too far.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Car.

[Mike]

Fill the jail. Fill it up. Why do you think it happened?

[Lewis]

I don't know. Run a speed test, Lewis. Let's see what our speed is. Our upload speed might have to wait a couple minutes.

[Mike]

It is bad.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Well, you know what? I. I thank God that it is the last 15 minutes of the entire day rather than in the middle of one of the shows. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty slow up. Upload is uploads really bad or downloads really bad. And upload is Z. Oh, upload's pretty good. Don't know why it's doing it. L. L's fault.

[Mike]

Or maybe Jimmy.

[Lewis]

Oh, North Carolina. We would like to come to North Carolina.

[Mike]

Yeah, we'll be close.

[Lewis]

Dang.

[Mike]

We were in North Carolina once. We saw. We saw a really cool incident in North Carolina.

[Lewis]

The met. The bag fight. Yeah. Two meth heads.

[Mike]

Oh, so cool. I just missed it on video.

[Lewis]

It was. Oh, dude.

[Mike]

They came out of the woods and homeless. Homeless male and female screaming at each other.

[Lewis]

We're just in a parking lot. Chili.

[Mike]

Ruby Tuesday. Oh, yeah. We're standing there and I hear screaming. We turn around and the dude takes his back.

[Lewis]

His army sea bag.

[Mike]

She takes it and he just smashes her in the headway. Like, throws it from three feet away. Knocks her sideways. Get. She, like, gets up. He's screaming out. She's like, you're never gonna put your hands on me again. He's like, I didn't put my hands on you. I hit you with the bag. And then, like, came through the parking lot quiet. It was just. I have the, like, yelling after the time. I just missed a bag.

[Matt]

I love meth heads, man.

[Mike]

God, dude was so good.

[Lewis]

Want to finish? Oh, we're back. We are back, baby.

[Mike]

There was.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

One meth head story.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Back videos.

[Mike]

Go ahead, launch it. Fire away.

[Commercial Announcer]

Ice is curly. This is all ice, y'.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

All.

[Commercial Announcer]

This is all ice. Place they 20 cars deep. 20 cars deep, y'.

[Matt]

All.

[Commercial Announcer]

License plates Right here, they got Illinois plates. Illinois piece of license plates. They all in wagoneers. And this is where y' all tax dollars going to this is where y' all tax dollars going to. Wagon all Illinois place, y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Commercial Announcer]

This is a shame. This is a shame. This is where y' all tax dollars going to. License place. Virginia, Illinois, where y.

[Mike]

Like, I don't. I don't. I don't understand. I just don't. Why do we get to this point?

[Lewis]

Well, I mean, what are they gonna do?

[Mike]

She's interfering.

[Lewis]

With what? Traffic?

[Mike]

No, she's walking in between villages, Officer. Safety issue.

[Lewis]

You're gonna have to get out of your car, Mike. Arrest her.

[Mike]

Yeah, they all go.

[Lewis]

Or it's nice and warm in your car. You just got done fighting another Karen. Maybe you just don't want to deal with it. Let her film.

[Mike]

They all go.

[Lewis]

Yeah, they probably don't have enough.

[Mike]

If you build it, they will come.

[Lewis]

Do you think my ICE has, like, little mini jails out?

[Mike]

I took them to the county.

[Lewis]

You don't think they have, like, processing places around?

[Mike]

We used to take them straight to our jail, and then they went to St. Lucie, was our federal holding. But we would book them in our local jail first. They put an ICE detainer on them and then take them down.

[Lewis]

ICE detainer. Let's rock through these last video. Oh, the last one.

[Mike]

Last one.

[Lewis]

Mike, I'm proud of you, dude. You got us enough videos to get through the day.

[Mike]

Appreciate it, man. Thank you.

[Lewis]

Once. Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, I wasn't doing. When Lewis came in, I guess then you have this. Something bad happens as a cough.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I played this.

[Matt]

This is crazy, man.

[Mike]

Like, it just. It just. What. What do you think's going on in the head there, cuz? What happens next is, like, they fall down, hurt bad, and then in your head, you got to be laying there going, man, that was a terrible idea.

[Lewis]

No, they're probably gonna be like, that was their fault.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But no, you're gonna be mentally. No, you're gonna be in terrible pain.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. If an SUV runs you.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're gonna be laying there like, man.

[Lewis]

That was like, mid. Through your body.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

The tire goes up.

[Mike]

Terrible, terrible, terrible.

[Matt]

That would take some ounce of accountability to even say that was a terrible idea. Yeah, they're just gonna go straight into that.

[Mike]

If a cop does that. Officer induced jeopardy. It's not allowed. We're not allowed to do that.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Like, you.

[Mike]

You can't get in front of the car. Like you should be able to run them over.

[Lewis]

I say this over and over again. Yes, with your local cops is one thing. With the federal government is a different animal. Dude, you don't do it on your taxes and you don't do it in the streets over ice. You just don't do it. Don't with the feds.

[Mike]

That makes sense.

[Lewis]

I'm not even pro Fed Fed. I'm not pro paying my taxes. I'm never gonna with the IRS. Ever. Yeah, that's how you'll do 20 years in jail and or they'll take everything you own. Ever. Like, just don't with the feds. It's the biggest bully in the world. Uncle Sam will get his. That's it. I don't kneel to Uncle Sam like I kneel to Jesus. But I accept the fact that Uncle Sam's owns my ass. Yeah. I don't like it.

[Mike]

Super chat.

[Lewis]

Oh, really? Yeah. 6 Jedi, what's up, bro? For the boys. He bought beer for tomorrow night.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, we're drinking again.

[Lewis]

Oh, he bought the pizza. So Brady bought the beer. Six Jedi's bought the pizza. They took care of us, dude. All right. You guys are awesome.

[Mike]

Pizza left.

[Lewis]

I can have some more beer tomorrow night.

[Mike]

Jesus.

[Lewis]

Honey, jeez, Relax.

[Mike]

Jesus. Next thing, you'll be getting tattoos on your face.

[Lewis]

Dude, it's gonna be dope. It's gonna be like a dagger. I'm gonna be like Mike Tyson.

[Mike]

I'm gonna get. Let me get my hands on.

[Lewis]

You are? Yeah. Oh, look at you, Mr. Cool. No, after I did it. It's all right. Don't worry about it.

[Mike]

That's the reason why. Exactly why.

[Lewis]

Just do me a favor. Just get belly to black tattoo.

[Mike]

Maybe I'll get my face done. Who cares, right?

[Lewis]

That's what I'm saying, dude.

[Mike]

I'm retired. Weird.

[Lewis]

Yeah. You can do whatever you want.

[Mike]

I can't do whatever.

[Lewis]

You know, you remember when Mike Tyson did it? And even I was like, what the hell did he do at 40? I'm like, I get it. Like, yeah, it, dude.

[Mike]

I get like a three car.

[Lewis]

You did a dick. That was weird.

[Mike]

You did poker like three cards.

[Lewis]

That would be pretty cool.

[Mike]

Yeah. Queen of spades.

[Lewis]

Should Mike get a face tattoo?

[Mike]

Belly to black, right underneath it.

[Lewis]

Belly to back suplex as well.

[Mike]

There you go. The old Steiner brothers used to do that. Yeah. He said a couple good things tonight. Good. He said bad. Good cop, bad cop. Yeah, yeah, that one.

[Lewis]

Oh, that's a hard one to say, though. Good cop, bad cop. I don't know why I can't say that. And I can't say exigent circumstances.

[Mike]

You can't say past pastor, pastor, pastor.

[Lewis]

Like I always say instead of past. Oh, no, I always call it a pasture, like the. Of a church, like pasture. And yeah, pastor, yeah. Spelled the same.

[Mike]

He knows I know.

[Lewis]

I'm not retarded, Tyler. I get it. I get it.

[Mike]

Oh, my knee.

[Lewis]

Dude, you all right?

[Mike]

It's tough.

[Lewis]

You got some. I bought some Advil in there.

[Mike]

I got them. I'm ready.

[Lewis]

The ibuprofen.

[Mike]

I'm gonna just huff some cans.

[Matt]

There you go, dude.

[Mike]

Some cleaner. I think that'll make it feel better. Lewis. What? What do you got? Anything, Lewis? Any housekeeping? Nothing.

[Lewis]

All right. All right, let's engage with the chat a little bit.

[Mike]

All right. You can play some music.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Let me go get the Bluetooth. It's in the other studio. Did he do anything today?

[Mike]

Anything? Any. What are you coding, Lewis? The game.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

One of these games.

[Mike]

So you're making a game?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What's it gonna be called?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's. It's already called. Fines Candies. Three reimagine.

[Mike]

Fine. Say it again.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Five nights at Candy is three reimagine.

[Mike]

What is it about?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

It's like a reimagined version of an already made.

[Mike]

Creed.

[Matt]

Gotta love Creed.

[Mike]

Alcohol. Alcohol.

[Matt]

Ladies and gentlemen, drinking some beers.

[Mike]

Beer and huff cans, please. Oh, breaking news.

[Lewis]

What? Awesome.

[Matt]

God.

[Lewis]

Smack.

[Mike]

I get to drive home after this.

[Lewis]

All right. All right.

[Matt]

Let's see.

[Lewis]

What.

[Mike]

Thanks, guys. JB Team for life.

[Lewis]

Tyler, can you. Nicaragua.

[Mike]

Oh, boy. Stay away from that one. No, no, no. Don't read it.

[Lewis]

Wait, I don't understand.

[Mike]

You're gonna.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

Rebuilding the gym at the house tonight. Going to finish the paint and floors.

[Lewis]

Nice.

[Mike]

We'll post pics in the paint. Awesome, dude. Get it, Brady.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Hell, yeah.

[Mike]

Skip leg day.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, Brady. I did. Me and Heather have a home gym. I'll send. Well, yeah, I'll put. Put in.

[Mike]

Get it. Dude, Rasc.

[Lewis]

I don't know why I can't say. Oh, damn it. Nicaragua.

[Mike]

No, stop saying it. Jesus.

[Lewis]

God. Does Matt not even have a moto tat?

[Mike]

Nothing.

[Matt]

No, I don't.

[Lewis]

You don't have an Eagle, globe and anchor?

[Matt]

Nope. No, I wanted to get the first marine dog at some point, but I just never did. Dude, no.

[Mike]

Semper fi. Nothing.

[Matt]

Nothing. Man, I don't have.

[Mike]

Damn it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yes. English is hard tonight, Peter. Thank you. Walking a line, Bresky. I know. I didn't know I was. Yes, Dutton Leads so good it's scary. Sleep so good. Scary. Yeah.

[Mike]

I gotta be quiet when I get home too. I haven't taken my sleeping meds. I'm a mess, dude. So I gotta be super quiet.

[Lewis]

Colt. You got me. It's not spelled the same. I read that way too late. William's calling everybody.

[Mike]

Foo boo.

[Lewis]

Cool. My cool. My first love was my bike and my white.0 tick 06 soft tailed looks Dave for Thanksgiving.05.

[Mike]

What accent is that?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Mike]

He just like started speaking a different language.

[Lewis]

He said, can we get a raw?

[Matt]

I see. Yeah, I'm about to say. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Still tight?

[Matt]

Yeah, man. We used to yell yut too. I don't know if anyone remembers yet. That was a good one. You want grateful thing.

[Lewis]

Is that a marine thing?

[Matt]

I guess so. I don't know if other branches do it, but I know yell it a lot. Yacht man.

[Lewis]

Do we still have a gym workout patreon shot? Yeah, we do. We were supposed to have squad day today, but Jimmy's out for the week and Mike's injured, so it would just spend a camera on me working out and that's kind of weird. So we didn't do that.

[Matt]

Should I come through for that though?

[Lewis]

Oh yeah.

[Matt]

Week too. So I kind of do whatever. Yeah.

[Lewis]

So we would had to have worked out for like 10 minutes. But now that that's the goal though, is all of us going, hell yeah. I know it can't be your real workout, but we were thinking about just doing a calorie burning like that's fine thing.

[Matt]

Thursday is our my second lower body day, so I can bang that out in the morning and do whatever.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Matt]

As long as it ain't deadlift day. I'm good.

[Lewis]

Dylan Gray show as always. Love the community and counterculture shows.

[Mike]

Thanks, bro.

[Lewis]

Thank you. Is there music playing? Can you not hear it? Oh, it's a commercial. Because I'm too cheap to pay for Pandora premium. Hang tight, guys. We'll do one more song. I know Mike wants.

[Mike]

You don't have Apple Music.

[Lewis]

I buy my music, I stream my music.

[Mike]

I Pay. I pay 15amonth.

[Lewis]

Oh, I could play you know who. Hold on. You know who? Michael and the Mighty Midnight Rage against him. Killer Mike. You like Killer Mike?

[Matt]

Of course. Killer Mike's a legend.

[Lewis (Cuber)]

Legend.

[Matt]

Killer Mike is an Atlanta legend, man. He's a really good dude.

[Lewis]

Oh, he's an Atlanta guy.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yep. That's some ho ass.

[Matt]

He just. He won a Grammy a couple years ago too.

[Lewis]

I don't look at gay Porn in the bathroom. Like Matt, because that's some whole ass. This came on Pandora once and I heard every cool rap song I hear, I just download.

[Matt]

What album is awesome? You see? I don't know.

[Lewis]

From the Michael and the Saint. It might just be a single, dude. Might be a single cover.

[Mike]

It's pretty good. 2024 last year.

[Matt]

I didn't know. I don't even know about that album.

[Mike]

When? Love the Wednesday Show. Now a fan of Killer Confessions? Never heard of them. Now fan.

[Lewis]

Awesome. Yeah, go tell them that you. That you're part of us. I told him. I was like, dude, we're crazy. Like, we have a crazy community. And it's is really vocal and damn Mike. Bad mouthing on a black man.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. See what I deal with all day?

[Lewis]

It was a stressful day today.

[Mike]

No, it wasn't.

[Lewis]

No, it wasn't. That was a. That was a. We have a great job. Job. Well, I. I'm here most of the time. Mike shows up.

[Matt]

Me, I'm just on phone calls all day.

[Mike]

That sounds. He shits on me for having like 11 shows. And then all of a sudden I don't have a job. And I'm like, Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, twice Thursday, twice, Sunday. It's like one day off a week.

[Lewis]

All right. They're saying it's not coming through, so we just gotta blur it that.

[Mike]

This is what happens. When a white guy listens to rap that doesn't normally listen to rap, he starts doing. Starts doing. He starts doing some weird. That makes no sense. That's your typical white dude listening to rap, trying to act like he might like it, but doesn't. But what would a black guy do listening this. So he kind of like does some like this. That's.

[Matt]

You can never go wrong with just a simple head nod, man. Just serious face head. No, that's my move. Every time in the studio. Just in the corner, head nodding, man.

[Lewis]

That's because you're high.

[Matt]

Yes. That's actually 100% it. 100%.

[Mike]

We're the only ones that can hear the music too, which is cool.

[Lewis]

I know. Hey, we all got to get the skull. Everybody's talking about getting the skull tattoo. The anti hero skull. Where you going? Oh, you bring cluster. Oh, I got one for you, Matt.

[Mike]

Last song.

[Lewis]

Because they're kind of. They're. They're kind of. This one's for you, Matt.

[Matt]

Oh, trying to diss now too, huh?

[Lewis]

What?

[Lewis (Cuber)]

I'm just.

[Lewis]

Oh, I don't know what the song means.

[Matt]

I don't give A this is what it sounds like. Like, when we ride on our enemies.

[Lewis]

He says so white and matter of fact, when we ride on our enemies.

[Mike]

When we ride in our enemies. Oh, man, we do this. Best rapper to ever live. This is, man.

[Matt]

I heard this in a minute, man.

[Mike]

This is it, dude.

[Lewis]

It's a bust.

[Matt]

That's when Pac was going at the Fujis. He's going at everybody.

[Lewis]

That's how you do it, man. You just fight your way through it. I always said this at the. If the party ain't gonna let you in, you just let yourself in.

[Mike]

That.

[Lewis]

That needs to be on a shirt. That was. That was like Socrates.

[Mike]

Heather, come get your man, dude. U home, man. Jesus Christ.

[Lewis]

It's just us, bro. It's just us. Dudes like this in the car. White dudes turning it down at stoplights.

[Mike]

Oh, man. I'm always ready to go home on Thursday night.

[Lewis]

Night.

[Mike]

I'm always ready to go home on Thursday night.

[Lewis]

Mike's gonna blast this, thinking about getting the anti hero tattoo T swizzle.

[Matt]

That's what he went at Prodigy, man. Rest in peace. To Prodigy, though.

[Lewis]

You got single cell Y. Yeah, that was.

[Matt]

I met Prodigy the night that he went to the hospital and passed away in Vegas, man. He was. Yeah, it was like 120 degrees out. He was performed, got a sickle cell, like, episode or whatever, and he dashed to the hospital, passed away two days later, I think, or the next day.

[Lewis]

Was it the heat, you think?

[Matt]

I think so. I think that's what it was. It was hot as. I mean, it was 120 degrees. Dry Vegas heat. So it was an outdoor fest.

[Mike]

God damn it.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

One of the free agents that sign with the Dodgers.

[Matt]

Oh, the Mets, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

All right, guys, that's it for the night. Thank you guys so much for joining us. Obviously, man. You guys are amazing. We will see you at 11am Eastern Time tomorrow for casual Friday. Thank you, guys.

[Mike]

Welcome to the night.

[Lewis]

It.