The Night Shift (11/20/2025) TRUMP TWEETS

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – The Night Shift (11/20/2025): "TRUMP TWEETS"

Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast
Episode: The Night Shift (11/20/2025)
Release Date: November 21, 2025
Duration: ~127 minutes
Hosts: Jimmy, Mike, Lewis, Tyler, Matt
Special Focus: Broadcast for veterans and first responders

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Night Shift is a wide-ranging, unscripted conversation between five hosts—most of them veterans and/or former police—with a “for the troops, by the troops” feel. The guys blend dark humor, gallows talk, current events, law enforcement controversies, and military tactics, all with the irreverent, sometimes rowdy banter typical of the show.

While the episode’s official hook is to discuss "Trump tweets," the crew spends significant time breaking down viral policing videos, crime stories, urban warfare in Ukraine, and the challenges of modern combat and policing. The tech issues add a humanizing (and often hilarious) chaos throughout. Key moments include spirited debate about federal prosecutions, discussion of Ukraine's evolving battlefield, trench and drone warfare, the psychology of strength sports, and a Rubik’s Cube speed solving contest.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Policing Stories & Law Enforcement Ethics

(04:00-07:40)

• Lewis shares a story about a cop in Martin County, Justin Lee, who bent the rules in undercover drug stings, only to get embroiled in a scandal for using questionable methods and allegedly deleting his phone when subpoenaed (“the old Hillary”).
• Debates the line between "proactive" policing and administrative/federal overreach.
• Highlights frustrations among officers:

  “He literally got in trouble for arresting people. Like, that's what he got in trouble for.” (Lewis, 06:21)

• Broader conversation follows about how bureaucracy and technicalities are more likely to catch officers today than failures to get drugs off the street.

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2. Violent Crime in Major Cities

(08:20-11:50)

• Discusses a bizarre crime in Chicago: a man on his way to law school set a woman on fire, sparking a conversation about how "terrorism" is defined.

  “In Chicago, you can run around with Draco and shoot 30-40 people a weekend. And that's not terrorism, right? But light that one lady on fire, and man, you're a terrorist.” (Lewis, 10:02)

• The group criticizes selective federal prosecutions and case cherry-picking for the sake of statistics or office self-justification.

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3. Military Stories, Veteran Life, and Camaraderie

(12:07-14:13, 49:00-50:00)

• Tyler identifies as an Afghanistan and Syria veteran, currently National Guard.
• Swapping stories about military breaching courses:

  "They don’t even realize how much damage they're doing to their brains, but, you know, it is what it is." (Tyler, 13:13)

• Banter about the effects of repeated blast exposure, military height “inflation” jokes, and the realities of shrinking after years in service.

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4. Trump’s Social Media Drama & Media Reactions

(14:22-16:36)

• The group reacts to Trump’s signal boosting of a tweet suggesting Democrats be hanged ("George Washington would"), and his comment that "serious behavior punishable by death" caused a widespread, heated political/media response.

  “The President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democrat lawmakers. This man is sick in the head.” (Lewis, relaying Gavin Newsom, 15:33)

• The group shrugs at the outrage, comparing partisan hypocrisy and amped-up rhetoric on both sides.

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5. Bodybuilding, Powerlifting, & Veteran Mental Health

(18:25-20:09)

• Matt, a Marine vet, shares his journey with powerlifting—injuries, body dysmorphia, and the challenge of substance use in the community.
• Broad acknowledgment of the mental health challenges and “battle” that comes with strength sports, especially among current and former service members.

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6. Live Technical Difficulties: A Running Comedy

(21:21-24:46+)

• Throughout the episode, the team is plagued by poor video quality, lag, and bandwidth problems, leading to ongoing jokes, impromptu tech troubleshooting, and sarcasm.

  “Pour water on it.” “Motrin and water… fixes everything.” (Tyler & Lewis, ~22:44–24:00)

• They end up joking about their low-rent setup but power through.

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7. Viral Video Breakdowns: Ukraine, Urban Combat & Police Goofs

a. Urban Combat in Ukraine (25:40–30:00; 65:14–69:50+)

• Extensive review of footage of Ukrainian infantry fighting for a half-destroyed building, discussing the use of yellow armbands for identification and how modern urban warfare has diverged from years of U.S. CQB training.

  “We’ve been training for the last how many years to get excessively good at this thing. That doesn’t really apply right now.” (Tyler, 27:43)

• Dives into drone use, fiber optic command wires, and the horrifying reality of modern trench and urban warfare.

b. “Inflatable Penis” Arrest Video (30:50–34:30)

• The group watches and roasts a viral cop bodycam capturing an officer earnestly attempting to arrest a protester in a Spirit Halloween penis costume.

  “I want you to tell me why the penis is running.” (Lewis, 32:13) “I can tell you right now, all kids could drive by that and have no idea what that lady’s dressed as. I didn’t know it was a penis till they said it!” (Lewis, 33:11)

• Discussion on police overreaction, freedom of speech, and the culture of “cop vs. auditor” viral encounters.

c. Urban Shootouts & Crime (39:35–41:20+)

• They review New Jersey CCTV of a daylight shootout between "engineers" and "doctors" outside a liquor store, mocking media’s use of virtue-washed labels for violent actors.

  “That is a military battle. Those are the number of casualties in an actual military…” (Lewis, 40:06)

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8. Realities of Modern War: Ukraine Deep-Dive

(65:14–77:00+)

• The hosts dive into drone innovations, fiber optic-controlled kamikaze drones, and the terrifying advances in indirect, anonymous killing on the modern battlefield.
• They discuss the psychological toll, the futility of the war, the devastation of Ukraine, and the difference between GWOT (Global War on Terror) and state-on-state conflict.
• Notable moment:

  "There’s an entire generation of young men that don’t exist anymore." (Jimmy, 72:36) "When that war ends, our lives will be no different… But for entire… hundreds of thousands… families are done." (Lewis, 72:02-72:42)

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9. Tech, Social Media & Opsec: Lessons from Ukraine

(83:07–87:46)

• Discussion about Russian Chechens being annihilated due to social media geotagging; leads to a mini-lesson on embedded GPS info in photos.

  "Your phone could not be connected to the internet… when you take a picture… it saves the location in the data." (Tyler, 84:54)

• The group ties this back to police officers’ problems with wives and Instagram.

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10. Veteran Experiences & “Who Fought the Hardest” Chat Brawl

(88:03–91:14)

• As the crew compares hardships from Afghanistan, Iraq, and Ukraine, a debate erupts in the chat (between veterans in the Antihero audience) about who had it worse.

  “That was rough, but it ain’t compared to what they’re dealing with in Ukraine—and I stand by that.” (Jimmy, 88:51)

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11. Combat Communications and Command & Control in Modern Warfare

(97:00–100:00+)

• They break down the nature of comms on modern battlefields, the challenges of crypto changeover, and how lack of radios and jamming force units back into WWI tactics.

  “If you use comms, the Russians will direction find you and bucket dropper…” (Jimmy, 96:52)

• “Stay on your freak” becomes suggested as a t-shirt slogan.

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12. Rubik’s Cube Competition – Mental Endurance and Showmanship

(110:16–114:46; 121:19–122:40)

• The episode ends with multiple Rubik’s Cube speedsolving contests—a recurring staple—showcasing Lewis reliably solving the cube in around 10 seconds, to Mike’s amazement.
• “Can you do 10 pushups and then do the Rubik’s Cube?” “You gotta do the Rubik’s Cube in your mouth while you do pushups.” (121:51+)
• Playful, self-effacing banter about who actually has “talent” and the nature of practice/giftedness.

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13. Closing: Community, Mental Health, and Vet Support

• Announcements about supporting veterans/first responders on holidays—Thanksgiving plans to hold an open stream for anyone alone.

  “Nobody deserves to spend holidays alone. So, if you're alone, you come join us.” (Lewis, 124:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Moment | |------------|---------|--------------------------------------------------------------------| | 06:21 | Lewis | “He literally got in trouble for arresting people. Like, that's what he got in trouble for.” | | 10:02 | Lewis | “In Chicago, you can run around with Draco and shoot 30-40 people a weekend. And that's not terrorism, right?” | | 13:13 | Tyler | “I don't think half the instructors that do breaching courses even realize how much damage they're doing to their brains.” | | 14:29 | Mike | “Apparently Trump… it was like four words. It wasn’t… I wouldn’t even say vague. It was pretty direct.” | | 32:13 | Lewis | “I want you to tell me why the penis is running.” | | 40:06 | Lewis | “That is a military battle. That… is the number of casualties in an actual military…” | | 72:36 | Jimmy | “There's an entire generation of young men that don't exist anymore.” | | 84:54 | Tyler | “Your phone could not be connected to the internet… when you take a picture… it saves the location in the data.” | | 88:51 | Jimmy | “That was rough, but it ain’t compared to what they’re dealing with in Ukraine—and I stand by that.” | | 124:14 | Lewis | “If you’re alone, you come join us.” |

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:00 – Martin County Cop Story (Policing Ethics)
• 08:20 – Chicago Fire Attack, Urban Terrorism, Feds
• 12:07 – Veteran Introductions, EOD, Military Camaraderie
• 14:22 – Trump Tweets & Media Outrage
• 18:25 – Bodybuilding, Powerlifting, Vet Mental Health
• 21:21 – Start of Ongoing Tech Difficulties
• 25:40 – Ukrainian Urban Combat Video Breakdown
• 30:50 – “Inflatable Penis” Protest Arrest Video
• 39:35 – New Jersey “Engineers vs Doctors” Shootout
• 65:14 – Ukraine: Drones, Trenches, Modern Combat
• 83:07 – Chechen/Russian Opsec Failures & Social Media
• 88:03 – Chat-Vet Argument (Who Had it Worse?)
• 97:00 – Combat Comms, Command & Control
• 110:16 – Rubik's Cube Speedsolving Contest
• 124:14 – Holiday Support for Vets & First Responders

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Tone & Takeaways

• Language/Tone: Part military smoke-pit, part cop shop, the show is raunchy, darkly comic, and proudly irreverent—but honest about the pain/absurdity of modern service, policing, and warfare. Tech issues become entertainment, and banter is fast and mocking but affectionate.
• Humor: The blend of sarcasm (“inflatable penis in custody,” “define fine”), total deadpan breakdowns of viral videos, in-joke height rivalry, tech self-ownage, and the world's most chaotic Rubik’s Cube contest runs throughout.
• Serious Note: Under the comedy, there's a deep thread of military/civil service trauma, skepticism about political authority, and a real desire to support community—especially around holidays.

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For New Listeners

This episode typifies The Antihero Broadcast's focus on real talk for and by veterans and first responders: irreverent yet honest, mixing gallows humor with hard truths, and always keeping camaraderie at the core.

If you’re in the military, law enforcement, or adjacent circles, you’ll recognize the blend of sarcasm, sarcasm, and uncommon honesty. If not, you’ll get an unfiltered window into their world—with all its chaos, conflict, and the simple, vital comfort of people “being in it together.”

Transcript

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the Night shift.

[Mike]

Oh, that's such a good intro.

[Lewis]

It's the worst intro I'm gonna do.

[Mike]

The ad reads since Mike butchered them this morning.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah. You know I didn't butcher the 16 bit. Jason Voorhees, Nintendo Music. That is our intro. I feel like I'm in my bedroom as a kid.

[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

Not quick.

[Mike]

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[Lewis]

Yeah. He's got to make the whole app.

[Mike]

Can you put the. Can you at least put the logo up on there? Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, put the logo up on there.

[Lewis]

Who's the shitty ad reader now?

[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Tyler]

Prices are already low, man.

[Mike]

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[Tyler]

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[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Didn't even this guy dude in the.

[Mike]

Studio staring at me, waiting on me to up violent provisions. Man. Those are Good dudes.

[Lewis]

And they are known.

[Mike]

They got memes shirts and hoodies. And dude, definitely go.

[Jimmy]

You're gonna make me laugh so hard I'm gonna die.

[Lewis]

I can beat traffic if I leave now.

[Mike]

We got Matt coming too. Matt's the empty seat over there. But he's probably listening. He's running late. There's always somebody running late to the show.

[Jimmy]

It's always Orlando traffic.

[Lewis]

I want to start out with. With my article that just came out. This is great. Roll it. All right, that link I just sent.

[Mike]

This is Poor Lewis.

[Lewis]

All right, come on.

[Matt]

Go back.

[Lewis]

I just sent the link. The link I just sent in the email. This is ultimate street goonery 101.

[Mike]

Okay, this cop.

[Lewis]

I met this guy once. Oh, it's in.

[Jimmy]

Is that Martin?

[Lewis]

Martin County. Bring that up. My man in Martin County. Make us bigger.

[Jimmy]

Make us bigger.

[Lewis]

My bad. In Martin County.

[Jimmy]

Here.

[Lewis]

Justin Lee. I met him once. I met him once. I did. He was policing in 21 25, not 20, 25. What Justin Lee was doing was he was going on back page and all those websites, acting like a john, having the prostitutes bring drugs, and he was pinching them at the scene. Unfortunately, though, I guess he fabricated a little. No, he didn't do anything. He did it by the book. But when it came to the state attorney hearing, you're like, well, how did you know all these girls were having gonna come with drugs every single time? I guess he kind of like, you know, I kind of. And I. I think he fabricated a little bit.

[Mike]

Was he doing his own drug stings?

[Lewis]

He was. He was operating.

[Mike]

But nowadays you can't do that.

[Lewis]

No, but I mean that. We were doing that back in the day, and there was an ops plan and all that stuff. And it sounds like very proactive, very good police work, in my opinion. You can't get around the fabricating. Can't fabricate anything. And I guess when he got called in.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

At the state attorney hearing about why and how. And then he pulled the ultimate move, which I was. I'm always ready. He control alt deleted the whole phone and wiped it before they could get it. When they subpoenaed his phone, the old Hillary. Yeah. He handed them the old brick, man.

[Mike]

That's how it always looks.

[Lewis]

It says hello in Chinese.

[Jimmy]

Why is your phone from Huawei?

[Mike]

You can get rid of it. Louis.

[Lewis]

Yeah. I don't condone the line. I guess the fabricate but alleged this guy is doing good police work and it's not accepted that way anymore. In. In the new world of policing yeah, you can't just. But he was getting drugs off the street. I can't knock that.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I mean, like Batman. Batman was breaking people's bones, but he was getting the criminals off the street.

[Lewis]

Every now and then we would get a phone. I'd get a phone number from like a. On a traffic stop, and, oh, this is my dealer. And I would, hey, man, let me get a 40 and meet me here. And we did have to kind of navigate the probable cause a little bit on how we got to where we were, but I like it. I like it. I tacos with the guy once.

[Jimmy]

Oh, sounds like he sounds like a legit cop to me.

[Lewis]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

I mean.

[Lewis]

All this stuff you could get in trouble for. And he literally got in trouble for arresting people. Like, that's what he got in trouble for. So what do you think?

[Tyler]

I mean, it sounds like he didn't get in trouble for arresting people. It sounds like he got in trouble for, like, bureaucracy saying how he ended up arresting them.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

There's rule things, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, I get it.

[Jimmy]

You can't.

[Lewis]

You can't lie in a hearing.

[Tyler]

You can't.

[Lewis]

But, you know, it's like. Well, I. I guess if you got one or two of those arrests, you'd be like, yeah, you know, but when you get like 30 of them.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Lewis]

Like, I remember we had a stop sign in the hood that was. Everybody ran it. You couldn't believe how bad of an intersection this was. Like, everybody rolled the stop sign. One day the state attorney goes, you have like 37 drug cases on this one stop sign. That must be the most dangerous stop sign in the county. Like, you know, their wheels just stopped right on that line. Like, just past it. Like, you know, it's a drug house. They're buying dope. It's white people in a car, you know, easy, you know, shooting fish in a barrel. But they didn't stop at the stop sign legally.

[Jimmy]

We. We had problems.

[Lewis]

Or there's a 30 second loop on your camera. So if you go 31 seconds away, it's not there anymore.

[Mike]

So did you guys have to write tickets for the traffic infractions or. No, no, no, we didn't.

[Lewis]

Because you could lose a traffic ticket, and then you. Then you could challenge a PC if there's a warning.

[Jimmy]

You can't.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you have to have a suppression hearing at that point.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

If you write the ticket and you go to traffic court and they find a reason to throw your ticket out, then whatever. I think Justin Lee was living like My wife said he's policing in 20.

[Tyler]

25.

[Lewis]

21.

[Jimmy]

25. Future crime.

[Lewis]

Future crimes.

[Jimmy]

Future crime.

[Mike]

Why is X pulled up?

[Lewis]

Because we got a good video. He's gonna break down on X. But that we don't. Nobody sees that but us. Yeah, Lewis is just throwing all the curves he's got.

[Jimmy]

He's got everything, like, stacked.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. He's ready to go. He's ready to go.

[Lewis]

Something's muted up there. That's not us, is it? At the top? We're good.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I think I said TV.

[Mike]

All right. Oh, yeah, yeah. TV's muted.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Lewis]

That's all I got, is my contribution to the show.

[Mike]

No, no, no. You got.

[Jimmy]

You got one more, man.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, I got a couple. There's some videos in there.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, Chicago.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we got Chicago.

[Mike]

Is it in there?

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's in there.

[Mike]

So some dude tried lighting a lady.

[Lewis]

Yeah, go ahead, roll the footage, Lewis. It's another link. No, I don't think there's video. I think it's a link. No, maybe I didn't send it anyway. In Chicago, a gentleman on his way to. On his way to his law school, He's working his way up to being an astronaut, and he set a woman on fire. Jimmy brought this story up. He set a woman on fire.

[Mike]

The.

[Lewis]

The suspicious part of this is it's a woman.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

It's a black male suspect and a woman. Not a race. Which leads me to believe that she was white before she turned whatever color for being said. Yeah.

[Mike]

Charcoal gray.

[Lewis]

I get.

[Tyler]

He's.

[Lewis]

It was crazy. He's been charged.

[Mike]

Terrorism. I mean, this. I don't know what it is about people in subways getting lit on fire, but that's the thing.

[Jimmy]

Stabbed.

[Lewis]

But just think, like, of all the things the feds come in for in Chicago, where it should be demolished, they find one crazy black dude and they're like, terrorists. We're gonna get him. That's the guy right there. The guy who's setting people on fire, which is bad.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean. Well, how many. How many prior arrests?

[Lewis]

He set a building on fire in 2021. Jesus. Then he is suspected of setting city hall on fire last week. And now he's had a lady on fire.

[Jimmy]

This guy in Arkham.

[Tyler]

I know what terrorism is like. I could describe it to someone, but I don't know, like, what the line of terrorism is like. When does it exactly become terrorists, I.

[Mike]

Say setting people on fire.

[Lewis]

Well, in Chicago, you can run around with Draco and shoot 3040 people a weekend. And that's not terrorism, right? Well, I mean, that one lady on fire and man, you're a terrorist.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, the feds have to come in and do what they got to do.

[Lewis]

So that sounds like a fed sitting around with board and he's like, well, there's a guy case I gota. Oh, that guy said, I got a fire, let's go grab him. That's a slam dunker.

[Jimmy]

We got CCTV footage and everything.

[Lewis]

Yeah, slam dunker.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

They meant to click arson. And then they click terrorism. They're like, ah, we'll just do it.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

There's a gun like three blocks away. So he's armed.

[Jimmy]

Armed terrorist. What is the. The, like, statute for? Like, when. When does it go from, like, arson or attempted murder or aggravated assault with a deadly weapon to like terrorists?

[Lewis]

When the feds get involved. We don't have a state terrorism charge. So that's a fed charge.

[Jimmy]

Well, obviously that, but I mean, like, that. That seems like.

[Lewis]

So I worked with the D. A and what the D. A would do in a small town, like where I grew up or where I lived. I'm sorry, where I worked, they would just cherry pick. They would cherry pick cases. So you'd get a case. You get a case. They'd be like, oh, this guy's got 50 grams of crack. We're gonna take him. And I'm like, it's the first time I ever been arrested. Like, oh, it's great. But then you got a guy over here who's been selling crack his whole life, but that's too hard to get to. This guy here one time, and they would take him and put him in for like 20 years.

[Mike]

Yeah, you don't beat fed cake.

[Lewis]

No, they. But they cherry pick. They go, okay, we're bored.

[Jimmy]

We have to justify our existence.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's like a five, man. The building is like three stories, like 25 million dollar building. There's like four agents working in it. Like, it's huge. It's down in Port St. Lucie, right by the Mets stadium. So they have to justify eight sally ports and interview rooms and all these analysts and everybody walk around for like four guys. So they would just cherry pick cases from the locals.

[Jimmy]

Nuts, man.

[Lewis]

Anything federal is garbage. I mean, other than the time. The time is. You can't beat the time. They get the time and they go to prison.

[Jimmy]

So if you get a. If you get a fed case, like, just bend over.

[Lewis]

You have to go.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, Like Jason talked about, for a crack rock Though they'll. They'll give you prison time. It's crazy. God damn, Tyler. Some people in the comments, I guess they don't know who you are. They just said you look angry.

[Jimmy]

They said they did. They're like, who's the guy on the right?

[Tyler]

I am angry.

[Mike]

Funny story. Tyler is a. Is an Afghanistan vet.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Afghanistan. Syria.

[Mike]

In Syria, he was EOD in the army still.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm in the National Guard now.

[Mike]

So they let you have a go to a whole full ass goatee in the.

[Tyler]

No, I'm in the Guard, so whenever I go in, I shave. But my unit, because there's like, not very many of us, and we're kind of spread it all across the country, so we don't meet one weekend a month. Like. Like a normal guard unit does. We meet every three months or so.

[Mike]

Then you Super. More time than.

[Tyler]

Right. So more than one week. We train for, like, super five, six days instead of two.

[Mike]

You had a Muta 12, right? Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

You know what's up?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

The National Guard talk.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Oh, wow. Wow. It's pretty cool.

[Jimmy]

Me and Mike are over here. Like, we have no idea.

[Tyler]

Well, Mike's not invited to the demo range now.

[Jimmy]

Man. I didn't do anything.

[Lewis]

I went to the mechanical or preaching. That's pretty wild stuff.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it is.

[Lewis]

Gary. Standing that stack and.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, it's dangerous.

[Lewis]

Not a fan.

[Tyler]

I don't think half the instructors that do breaching courses even realize, like, how much damage they're doing to their brains, but, you know, it is what it is.

[Lewis]

I remember standing there waiting, and obviously, as you know it, it's further back in the stack that feels the shock. And you're like, all right, get ready. Open your mouth. Don't breathe. Don't give me all these instructions. And I'm like, what the is gonna happen?

[Mike]

Boom.

[Lewis]

And it blows up. And if you're in the first two, three guys, you don't even know it. Yeah, but, like, the fourth guy back feels all that.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yes. It's really strange.

[Tyler]

Blast wave, like, amplifies off of walls. Like, if you get two blast waves converging, it amplifies. So if you were in a corner or something, you might think, like, oh, we do this a million times. But now because you're in a different corner or whatever, you could be like, right in an area where blast waves are converging and you, like, really screw yourself up.

[Lewis]

I remember it was sketchy.

[Mike]

I hate it when blastways converge and name that it, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We are Blastways.

[Lewis]

What was the word this morning?

[Jimmy]

What's that?

[Lewis]

What was the word started with V. Oh, vivisection. Vivisection. The sound, the ways. Vivisect in the corner.

[Tyler]

That was a medical procedure.

[Lewis]

It is medical.

[Jimmy]

See, he knows.

[Lewis]

He knows I had a vivisectomy and.

[Jimmy]

He got a vivisectional couch.

[Mike]

Hey, let's talk. Trump. Trump, Trump. Trumpidocious.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he threatened to kill all Democrats.

[Jimmy]

Allegedly.

[Mike]

The toilet's gone. I can't find it. Let us know in the chat.

[Lewis]

Hold on.

[Mike]

Super chat something. If you guys know.

[Lewis]

I can't read ads, but I can find information.

[Mike]

Yeah, but apparently Trump. It was pretty. It was like four words. It wasn't.

[Tyler]

It was.

[Mike]

I wouldn't even want to say vague. It was pretty direct.

[Lewis]

It was like, well, that fast. I found it. Everybody just settle down on Twitter. Yeah.

[Mike]

No, no, you're not on Twitter.

[Lewis]

I told you to go to World Star, but you were too busy pacing, telling us not to talk.

[Jimmy]

He was on the phone with important people.

[Lewis]

A page called or the washing Washington Examiner. A guy responded to them and put hang them. George Washington would.

[Mike]

Who said that?

[Lewis]

A tweet came out, okay, talking about Democrats, and Trump retweeted it.

[Mike]

How does Trump find that?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Mike]

He's gotta have bot that send crazy. And then it looks like a signal.

[Tyler]

Group chat with his cabinet. And they're like, trump, check this out, dude.

[Jimmy]

There's like, bets like, hey, we'll send him this one. Let's see if you retrace it.

[Mike]

This dumbass will chew anything.

[Lewis]

But then Trump said on. On Truth Social, he said, serious behavior punishable by death. And then Gavin Newsom got a hold of both of those and said, the President of the United States of America just called for the death of Democrat lawmakers. This man is sick in the head. And then the headline says that the Capitol Police are going to be looking into Trump. And I think, like. I think like, I remember seeing, like, didn't somebody put like, a body of him bleeding with bullet holes in his head on tv? The Democrats. All of a sudden, he makes one joke. I mean, we can take it, dude.

[Jimmy]

We live in that world. We're like, we can't fucking win no matter what we do. Yeah, I mean, like, you over there, like, hey, Sig is not as bad. And I. It's never gone off and people are like, slaying you.

[Lewis]

Well, I see that. Where some double wide dances. Trump sent the Epstein files of the moon. The good news is we'd never be able to get them. Because we've never been there.

[Jimmy]

Allegedly. This guy hates. This guy. Hates heroes. Like Buzz Altered.

[Lewis]

No, I think he's great. He played a great role. I mean, it's no different than, like, Matthew McConney in a movie. Played a great role, man.

[Mike]

Bob Hanks did a good job, too.

[Jimmy]

Kevin Bacon and Bill Paxton.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Tom Hanks flew the moon, saved a ship.

[Jimmy]

Don't ever go on a trip with Tom Hanks. That's the joke. Like, you know, Castaway, Apollo 13, Joe versus the volcano.

[Lewis]

Tyler, how tall are you?

[Tyler]

Six. Six?

[Lewis]

Yeah, they asked. It's not seven foot. Six. Six. I always end up next to the tall guy.

[Mike]

I'm like, six, four. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

This dude walks in here, and I'm 5 11, and I'm like, you're not 5 11.

[Lewis]

I'm 5 11.

[Jimmy]

I'm 511 without the boots, dude.

[Mike]

There. Stand up, Mike, Stand up.

[Jimmy]

Get the tape measure.

[Mike]

All right. Mike's 5 11.

[Lewis]

Never claim to be 6 foot.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I can't tell from here, Jimmy.

[Mike]

You're 510 at best with boots on.

[Tyler]

It's not looking good, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Okay. Okay.

[Mike]

The DMV lied.

[Jimmy]

The army lied to me. I've been saying, I. It doesn't matter. I'm married. Life doesn't matter, guys.

[Mike]

Life doesn't matter.

[Lewis]

This what happened. All those sniper shots you took, you compressed your body.

[Jimmy]

You were.

[Lewis]

You were 61, and then.

[Jimmy]

It might be something more than that. It might be just like.

[Lewis]

Another Marine, right?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Jimmy]

It might just be how much we wore the rock, and I'm just shrinking.

[Mike]

Jimmy just tried lying to us and saying he was five.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

What are you, six, two.

[Jimmy]

Five, nine? Yeah.

[Mike]

Really?

[Lewis]

Yeah. Because Jimmy, six.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

He's like, really?

[Jimmy]

Hey, I'm over here building people up.

[Lewis]

You guys are all building them up.

[Jimmy]

You're over here tearing everybody down.

[Lewis]

He's five' six, and he's definitely taller than Jimmy.

[Matt]

I'm five' seven, man.

[Lewis]

Jesus.

[Mike]

I. I kind of realized he's stout. Dude, you're. Are you jacked?

[Lewis]

He's. He's secret jacked.

[Mike]

He wears double X shirt.

[Lewis]

He's the guy that wears a double X shirt in the gym, and you catch him with his shirt off. You're like, you. You're.

[Mike]

I was standing there at St. In St. Pete the other weekend, and I'm looking at your traps like. I'm like, I'm not gay, but, dude.

[Lewis]

That'S how he describes. He said, who's coming? He said, the guy with the huge trap.

[Mike]

I said, Matt, it was the dude with the ban.

[Matt]

I used to power lift and I was actually trying to. To go pro with it and I tore my pec and rehabbing that. And you know, man, I was doing certain things to get. Yeah, I got fired for back on that. You know, I started drinking again, started dating a girl and.

[Lewis]

Is it. Isn't that the word? Like lifting? People think, Jim, lifting. That is like a serious mental battle. Body dysmorphia and.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Losing the number. You're benching three.

[Mike]

58.

[Jimmy]

I know. We went to.

[Mike]

We went to.

[Jimmy]

I saw it too.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Well, now we're back. It looks good up there.

[Mike]

No, it's good up there, but that. Yeah, but look.

[Jimmy]

Look on. Look on here. Dude, we look like potatoes, man.

[Mike]

God damn it, Lewis.

[Lewis]

Anyway, yeah, it's bad. People don't realize how that affects you mentally. No, I don't care about that.

[Matt]

Yeah, like, that's why I kind of. I started. I was interested in bodybuilding, right. And like everybody. I was like 19 in the Marine Corps bodybuilding, Right. The bro split, all that. And it was one of my corporals that had competed in weightlifting school who got me into powerlifting. And it got less about because I couldn't do bodybuilding with. With the diet, man. Prepping for a show like, I did.

[Lewis]

One, and it's miserable and a lot.

[Matt]

Of them are passing away, you know, so it's dangerous. People think it's healthy.

[Lewis]

It's no.

[Matt]

Terrible. And powerlifting gets there too, but it's more about just moving weight. You're just recruiting as many muscle fibers.

[Lewis]

But like your injury with people, what happens is the substances.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Get you strong fast, and the rest of your body can't keep up with it.

[Matt]

Exactly. Ligaments and tendons.

[Jimmy]

My whole.

[Lewis]

This whole arm and shoulder is. I got a convention 370 and it was just. I'm not.

[Tyler]

I don't.

[Lewis]

I'm not built like that.

[Matt]

You take any. You take trt, right? You don't.

[Tyler]

Any pepper.

[Lewis]

I did back then.

[Mike]

What do you take, Mike?

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

What? What? What, what, what.

[Lewis]

What?

[Matt]

Therapeutically?

[Lewis]

P157TB500 for like the joint. Yeah, I do that.

[Mike]

Mike just takes vitamin D. I've always liked it.

[Lewis]

Somebody like a guy in my neighborhood told me about the BPC157 and my knee, and I noticed a considerable.

[Jimmy]

When we were walking in Home Depot, I was looking at you, I'm like, dude, is your knee okay?

[Lewis]

It's done. No, it's done. Done. It's bad.

[Jimmy]

It looked like you were hurting today.

[Lewis]

I tore my meniscus three times, and I was supposed to have it replaced a year ago for workers comp. And I got out when I separated from the agency, and it's. I don't know what has happened in the last couple weeks, but it's. It's almost there. Time to put me out in the.

[Mike]

We have got to fix this video quality.

[Matt]

So.

[Jimmy]

It's improving, Louis.

[Lewis]

No, there's not. It's not. It's. This isn't bp.

[Mike]

I thought you meant the video. It's not.

[Lewis]

It's bone on bone. I've lost it. It's. There's nothing that. That. It's a replacement. It's either partial or full.

[Mike]

It's getting worse. Yeah, your knee and the video quality.

[Jimmy]

Hang on, man. Let me. Let me plug in the. The cord that I made.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What do you mean it's not good? He laughed at you. Plugging In a. A Cat 6 cable directly to the. To the router is not going to work.

[Lewis]

Oh, I thought you were talking about.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, okay.

[Mike]

Get him, Louis.

[Jimmy]

Get him. Jimmy, you want me to bring the cable in here? It'll at least help the bandwidth.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

You guys are going to see Jimmy live. Yeah, Fix it up. Jimmy. Cat 6.

[Mike]

You know about Cat 6, Lewis, I'm.

[Lewis]

Not good at networking, so just. Rubik's Cube.

[Mike]

We're gonna time Jimmy on this cat. Sick. Are you gonna drag it all the way out here? Okay.

[Lewis]

First time he's ever said that.

[Mike]

Hate economy. Let's go for the worst.

[Tyler]

If this cable don't work, we try pour water on it.

[Mike]

Yeah, I heard that works.

[Lewis]

Motrin.

[Tyler]

I usually do that with my phone.

[Lewis]

Little Motrin and water. Are we bad? Is it still bad?

[Mike]

It's, like. Looks a little good. Now we got a super chat from Conservative Chocolate. No more juice box comments. The video quality is bad now.

[Lewis]

Did we say anything? No.

[Mike]

All right. And then John finally joined the YouTube membership.

[Lewis]

Beautiful.

[Mike]

I. I guess.

[Lewis]

What's going on in there? He's wrestling an alligator.

[Mike]

I don't. Does that computer have a. An import for it?

[Lewis]

This is great.

[Matt]

It might not. It might need, like, a USBC of death.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

It's Cat 7.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Lewis]

The water.

[Mike]

Oh. Well, we're really sorry about this video quality, guys. This sucks. But. All right.

[Tyler]

Well, is it because of the videos and stuff playing on the Internet? Maybe?

[Mike]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It's normally about bandwidth when you're talking about WI fi.

[Tyler]

I just blacked out.

[Mike]

Yeah, I Know, is it possible. Hey, is it possible running that stream is doing it or. No, running that video in the background is doing it?

[Lewis]

That shouldn't do it.

[Mike]

I mean, it's possible.

[Jimmy]

The biggest thing is normally, like, how many devices are connected to the Internet.

[Mike]

At the same time.

[Jimmy]

That's normally what kills. It kills your WI fi.

[Tyler]

I'm not on it.

[Mike]

We never had issues.

[Matt]

I probably wouldn't hurt to pause the video, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, let's pause it. Yeah. We can't play any videos if they.

[Lewis]

I mean, that Internet speed is. That Internet speed is not hurting.

[Jimmy]

No, the Internet speed's not.

[Lewis]

You're gonna fix 7, 10 download and.

[Jimmy]

Right, but we had the same problem in there.

[Lewis]

Speed is low.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's the problem.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you need to upgrade.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, either that or the Starlink that CC brought out worked.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Anyway, that's it. We're done. Thanks for tuning in the Night Shift.

[Jimmy]

It wouldn't be a. It wouldn't be our podcast. We didn't have some problem.

[Mike]

God, man. Usually it gets a little bit better. Maybe it's give the Internet some C4.

[Lewis]

No, look at that, man.

[Matt]

What?

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Mike]

What.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Is that what we look like? We look good there.

[Jimmy]

That's live.

[Mike]

That doesn't look bad, does it? I don't have my glasses on.

[Lewis]

It doesn't look like that.

[Mike]

No.

[Jimmy]

Let me run it at 1080p.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Jimmy]

It's not terrible. It's just not great. Like 480.

[Mike]

It's not bad.

[Jimmy]

It's like 480p, actually.

[Mike]

All right, we're good. It went back. Okay, we're good.

[Lewis]

It was the Cat 6. It was the computer saw it. It was like you around me.

[Mike]

Lewis fixed it when you were in there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Lewis fixed it.

[Mike]

Lewis fixed it. All right. All right, let's play that Twitter video. We can get that rolling off our thing.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What is this?

[Jimmy]

So this is. This is urban combat in Ukraine last week.

[Mike]

All right. We're trying to. What do we call that? We're trying to make us big. Trying to play more military S stuff so we're not just all a bunch of nerd cops. I can't hear anything, though.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, turn the sound on, Liz, and.

[Mike]

Start the video over. Poor Lewis. Ukraine.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, this is Ukraine right now. The weather definitely doesn't look fun. Oh, that's.

[Mike]

Why are they wearing yellow?

[Jimmy]

Okay, so.

[Mike]

Yeah, sorry.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Mike]

Oh, wait, hold on. Let's finish. Want to finish. It?

[Jimmy]

Dude, so they're not even. Holy. They're not even around with clearing rooms.

[Mike]

They're.

[Jimmy]

They're. They're like not doing any of the. That we trained. They're not. They're guys from like, you were talking about, like, from the tier one units that had gone over there.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So, I mean, I just seen some on the Internet, like, earlier this week where there are some guys that do a lot of, like, HRCQB hostage rescue stuff who have been spun up for a long time on Tier 1 type training in that area. And then they went to Ukraine and they started training on, like, the trans warfare and the cqb. You have to do through all the trench stuff, and they're like, it's not even close to the same in real life. Like, a lot of the stuff we're training on does not apply here.

[Mike]

Really.

[Tyler]

In real life in trenches.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

And so it's like we've been training for the last how many years to get excessively good at this thing. That doesn't really apply right now.

[Jimmy]

We're not gonna. I mean, it's not like we're not gonna do mount.

[Mike]

That looks like Stalin grass.

[Jimmy]

That's not far from Stalingrad.

[Mike]

That's why World War II.

[Lewis]

Why?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

What? I thought we. People fought wars over stuff that was good. Like, who wants that building? Well, yeah, like that. That is ridiculous. Like, if you told somebody that was. People are saying it looks like World War II.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You said 20, 25, there would be a war going on in that atmosphere. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

That building changed hands four times that day. Are you serious? Yeah.

[Mike]

It's like paintball. Why are they wearing yellow, by the way?

[Jimmy]

Okay, so. Because they're both basically wearing the same camouflage and they all speak the same language.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

They can't tell who's who.

[Mike]

It is like paintball.

[Lewis]

So they've got this is. This is. That's a sad war. People that speak the same language, we're in the same color. It's like the. It's like a doctor. They're using this, the Horton who's and all that. Like stars upon bars. Like, one has a yellow sign. What does? We're just shooting each other.

[Jimmy]

So they're using the same weapons. They've got the same kind of camouflage.

[Mike]

I mean, nobody wants to be.

[Lewis]

Can you just take the yellow thing off? Be like this.

[Jimmy]

I'm going over and I actually had a video that I wasn't gonna. I wasn't gonna show where a guy actually did that. A Ukrainian guy sees some Russian guys coming up from behind him, takes his off real quick, talks to him in Russian Waits for them to pass and then blasts them both in the back of the head. Dirty. That's. That's like. I mean, that's, like, technically against the Geneva Convention.

[Lewis]

Do you think any of those guys standing there could answer the question why they're fighting?

[Mike]

No. Nobody knows. Fighting because Russia invaded them.

[Lewis]

Yeah, but I mean.

[Mike]

I mean, that's why Russia's there, because Putin said so.

[Lewis]

It's bad.

[Tyler]

A lot. A lot of the Russians that are there fighting are fighting because, like, a lot of the officers have been promised, like, a good life after the war. Like, hey, if you do X amount of years in this war, you get a house for the rest of your life, whatever. And then a lot of the lower enlisted at this point were, like, prisoners and exiles and people who are like, you're gonna fight?

[Lewis]

Yeah. They don't have it. There's no. With Putin in charge, there's no, like, hey, I'm done.

[Jimmy]

I'm going home. I liked.

[Mike]

I. I. Putin.

[Jimmy]

Putin.

[Lewis]

Putin.

[Mike]

No, his name's. No. Has anybody ever pronounced his name Putin?

[Jimmy]

Probably George W. Bush, ladies and gentlemen.

[Mike]

I can whisper.

[Lewis]

I tell you, we're not raising the.

[Jimmy]

Taxes, and we're going to deal with that.

[Lewis]

He's Putin where I come from.

[Mike]

Can we. Can we make that a shirt?

[Lewis]

P E, W, P U, T I.

[Mike]

N, P E, W T I N, no.

[Lewis]

P E. Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Can we put a tinfoil hat on it?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. That is a sad one. I got.

[Jimmy]

I got more, man. I just sent another one to the. To the.

[Lewis]

Install over. Don't overdo, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I don't want to overdo.

[Mike]

It's gonna.

[Lewis]

Lighten it up a little bit. Oh, go into the videos, Lewis. We're gonna go back and forth, me and Jimmy, all night long.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Just like last week.

[Mike]

In a healthy environment.

[Lewis]

Where's the one I want? Right, that sign. The one. The lady with the next one. There you go.

[Jimmy]

I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you. My kids had to come by and see this. How would you expect.

[Lewis]

Explain it to her. Recording. I'm recording right here.

[Jimmy]

I am telling you right now, if.

[Lewis]

My kids had to come by and see this, I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you're supposed to be.

[Mike]

Pause it real quick.

[Lewis]

So that costume was bought at Spirit Halloween. It's a Spirit Halloween penis costume. Okay, and now watch what happens to her.

[Mike]

Wait, is this police body cam?

[Lewis]

This is a body cam of an officer. This is during the no Kings protest, and he's upset that she's dressed like a penis that was bought.

[Mike]

So he went and did this himself.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's complaining about her costume.

[Mike]

Was it. Was this a call for something?

[Lewis]

I don't know, but it's still. It's still a. It's still a. It's still a costume that was bought at Spirit Hollow.

[Mike]

Okay. All right.

[Tyler]

My kids.

[Lewis]

Keep going.

[Jimmy]

I. No, I want you.

[Lewis]

Let me get another unit over here.

[Mike]

I need another unit to tell me.

[Lewis]

I want you to tell me why the penis is running.

[Mike]

Put the camera on him. He's narrating. There you go. On your belly.

[Jimmy]

I told her to take it off. Give me your arm.

[Lewis]

Give me your arm. Give me your. That's it. Stop it.

[Mike]

So a penis took off on foot?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm in pursuit of a penis.

[Lewis]

Grabbed it by the. Grabbed it by the foreskin and took the penis to the ground.

[Mike]

Oh, to me.

[Lewis]

That is right up there to me, with the Sean Reyes auditor videos. That dude has lost his mind. Now, the story was over there to the right. We're looking into it. We're doing the. Come on, man. Come on, man. He felt.

[Mike]

He fell for that.

[Lewis]

You want to end up on the Alabama News right after a Putin video because of a lady in a penis costume hurt your feelings?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I can tell you right now, all kids could drive by that have no idea what the. That lady dress does. I didn't know it was a penis till they said it.

[Jimmy]

It looked like.

[Lewis]

Yeah, just a big, classic thing.

[Jimmy]

The biggest is, are you sure that, like, Diglett from the Pokemon.

[Mike]

I'm Diglet the Pokemon.

[Lewis]

I then firmly grabbed the penis and took it to the ground.

[Mike]

I need another unit.

[Lewis]

I just.

[Mike]

I mean, this is talking back.

[Lewis]

I just don't understand why that's. That's the one.

[Jimmy]

But, I mean, like, the other part of that, though, is, like, dude, you're in an inflatable costume dressed as a penis. You're gonna run from the cops.

[Lewis]

She actually didn't run. She was never told she was detained.

[Jimmy]

He's like.

[Lewis]

He's basically scolding her. There's no legal legality to scolding somebody. Like, I can walk up to a homeless guy and go, well, you're an idiot for being home. Like, doesn't mean he's detained. She basically says, are you done? Basically, Are you done, you know, scolding me? I'm leaving. Yeah, she's turned around, and I don't. Is she detained? I mean, that's where I would. I would say, I don't think she Committed a crime.

[Jimmy]

I don't think that. I mean, freedom of speech. I mean, we're all for freedom.

[Mike]

I mean, Matt, do you want your, your cops out there arresting inflatable penis people, or would you rather be out there doing actual.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'd much rather than be doing.

[Mike]

Get like guns.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Matt]

I mean, everybody's an inflatable at those, right? And if you have kids, it's a Pokemon.

[Jimmy]

They got videos of marines in those inflatable T. Rex costumes, fire machine guns at the Taliban.

[Mike]

I'm a diglett. That's from Pokemon.

[Lewis]

I just, I, I, I. Cops getting that wound up about something, it just blows my mind. Like, that's what got you worked up that day. That's the reason you wanted to make the news. Like, of all the things you could have made the news for an inflatable penis, Alabama, where was her?

[Jimmy]

Where was this guy's sergeant to be.

[Mike]

Like, dude, they're not with them. Like, they're like, in the military. You're as a Joe, you're an arm's reach from your sergeant.

[Lewis]

Yeah, these guys. Sergeant could be four hours away. It's just, I mean, I mean, but.

[Jimmy]

You were, you were a sergeant. Wouldn't you have, like, talked to your guys?

[Mike]

Be like, all right, guys.

[Jimmy]

Before that? Be like, all right, guys, we're gonna go out.

[Mike]

Well, you don't think to think inflatable penises at rallies, like, people are going.

[Jimmy]

To do things that are going to piss you off. Don't fall for it.

[Mike]

You're right. Cops need, that's fair. Cops need Friday night briefings like soldiers do.

[Lewis]

They need to do it.

[Mike]

We need to be like, guys, this county just tackled an inflatable penis on Friday. Don't do that.

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Mike]

All right. Like, if.

[Lewis]

Well, that's why watching videos is important.

[Mike]

Yeah, it is. Like, this should be a briefing video.

[Jimmy]

Correct.

[Lewis]

And it goes with it. To me, it falls right under the same category as the auditors. Like, you go out there. I saw another one today, Reyes, same thing. The dude's telling them, you can't video. You're not. It's illegal. And it's like, how many of these videos are on the Internet that cops still don't know? It's not illegal to video them. Like, they keep telling people, you can't video me. It's illegal. And it's like, bro, you look so stupid. Like, you didn't bother learning the basic law. And here, I mean, even if it's a call for service, the way he starts out with the scolding what would my kids. Nobody gives. Honestly, 23 years. Nobody gives a what your kids would think. That doesn't apply to the statute. That doesn't apply to the law. Your kids may think one thing. Kids over here might be shooting the bird and driving a car at 4 years old.

[Mike]

Yeah. I think it's funny as hell.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So it's like, what does that. So he's being condescending, and he's being argumentative, and he's creating the riff instead of just enforcing the law or saying there's nothing to do. You can. You can absolutely wear that. If Spirit Halloween sells it, you can wear it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Conservative Chocolate super chats. A couple of them said, guy next to Mike is a fed, the chat says. And then he also said Mike was scolding the homeless wife. Steve, double wide dance, brother. Said, Mike, your. Your coconuts are daisy, dude.

[Lewis]

I know you can't see that.

[Mike]

I promise.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ. I promise, Mike, don't go.

[Lewis]

No, that's not five. Eleven. That's. That's four. Two.

[Jimmy]

I would never put you.

[Mike]

Are those sweatpant materials?

[Lewis]

They're like. Yeah, they're stretchy.

[Mike]

What the are you wearing?

[Lewis]

They're comfortable, dude. I wear them. I'm comfortable.

[Jimmy]

There's silence.

[Tyler]

You've got to show his legs off, dude.

[Mike]

Oh, they're kind of like stretchy jeans.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Stretchy buns.

[Lewis]

Is it okay, Everybody okay with what I'm wearing?

[Tyler]

I'm good with it.

[Jimmy]

I never had any problems.

[Mike]

The way you were sitting. They were all jacked. They did kind of look like short shorts.

[Tyler]

I'm good with it.

[Lewis]

Who's looking? You weren't.

[Mike]

Tyler's like, I'm not.

[Matt]

I'm not.

[Mike]

I'm not gay.

[Lewis]

Wasn't looking.

[Jimmy]

And. And we're potato quality anyway, so who.

[Lewis]

Single wide.

[Mike]

We're back to potato quality.

[Lewis]

Single wide. Steve was looking. That's what happened. The pit camera got zoomed in and they like.

[Mike]

Well, not clearly not with this quality. You can't see God. Well, we gotta wait for it to clear up for another video go.

[Lewis]

I'm going to the pizza shop.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

They're closed, dude.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Are we back? No, no, no.

[Lewis]

I watch this show. These three guys, four guys said, I'm talking about. We're back. We're not back. Putin was involved. One guy had coconuts.

[Mike]

H. All right. Well, I never thought I'd see a cop tackle a inflatable penis in my life, but there it is. There it is.

[Jimmy]

Didn't have that on my 2025 bingo. Yeah. So what else?

[Lewis]

What else?

[Mike]

I just don't want to play a video while it's all.

[Jimmy]

I know.

[Mike]

Like, I mean it. Who cares? You guys care.

[Lewis]

Lewis doesn't care.

[Mike]

I'm just trying to find out what's going on. Lewis is working behind the scenes. He's working diligently.

[Jimmy]

Guys, I. I've turned off the WI fi on my phone just to save bandwidth. Yeah, just to try and save bandwidth.

[Mike]

You'Re to take away from your footprint.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm trying.

[Lewis]

I downgraded to the dial up package. I'm trying to take you guys here. It's the uploads.

[Mike]

Yeah, Rob O'. Neill, the 25 million dollar lawsuit. We had to go with the lower provider.

[Tyler]

She got dial up.

[Jimmy]

It's. It's one of those old screechy modems.

[Lewis]

Let's go. That one right there. This one here is. This is. They said the doctors and scientists had a shootout and. Go ahead, play this.

[Mike]

What? Oh, yeah.

[Lewis]

Now that doesn't look much different.

[Mike]

You can hear the gunshots. Multiple rounds, and you're looking at two shooters. Fox 5 News just obtained this video within the last hour or so. There are multiple surveillance cameras in the area. This angle, different video now shows the victims. We're freezing the video right before they fall.

[Lewis]

After those bullets came.

[Mike]

It all happens on Saturday. Five people shot, two killed here on the corner of Chancellor A and Leslie street in Newark. That is. That is a military battle. That is a. That. Those are the number of casualties in an actual military.

[Lewis]

So that's going on in Newark.

[Mike]

New five shot, two dead.

[Lewis]

They're worried about Sal D up in Jersey. For what? For nothing. We got going on.

[Jimmy]

We got straight up daily. First of all, like, I like how they would, like, always hop after every shot. That's real tactics right. Right there.

[Lewis]

The headline I got from it.

[Tyler]

Let me read it.

[Lewis]

Since our quality video sucks. The headline on that video said on November 15, 2025, surveillance footage captured the moments two engineers walked up Chancellor Avenue in Newark and opened fire on a group of doctors standing outside a liquor stow.

[Mike]

No, they.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's what it says. That was a caption.

[Mike]

They were. That was the astronaut Club. That was. They were all going to their. To their banquet to raise their education.

[Lewis]

Astronauts versus doctors. That's going on in New Jersey. And they're worried about indicting cops for, like.

[Tyler]

It just.

[Lewis]

None of it makes sense.

[Tyler]

The reason their casualty counts are so high is because they're standing in the open.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, nobody crazy. Well, again, like the fact that they're hitting anybody is a miracle.

[Tyler]

They're standing next to a concrete light pole. Like I'll stand out in the open instead.

[Mike]

I don't understand what's that, what's happening? Have you guys had.

[Lewis]

Orlando had a wild one the other day.

[Mike]

Really?

[Lewis]

Did you see that one?

[Mike]

No.

[Lewis]

Holy.

[Mike]

I don't.

[Jimmy]

I forgot about that one deal in Orlando.

[Lewis]

They, the SWAT team hit like a tattoo. It was bad.

[Mike]

Oh yeah, I did see that.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, it was wild. Let me find it. Good. You guys keep playing games.

[Jimmy]

Keep playing.

[Mike]

Dude. We're playing eight bit video games.

[Jimmy]

Winning stupid prizes tonight.

[Tyler]

It's a style.

[Mike]

It looks clear on YouTube on the screen, but my phone looks like a bag of ass. Ass.

[Jimmy]

Mine does too. 1080p quality and it's like potato.

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay, so let me ask you this. You get, you get a AR pistol, you put a sight on it, you zero it in and you just take a couple marksmanship in courses. You know how much damage you could do over that. What they're doing right there. I was thinking out in the open, just like, like even get behind some cover, you, you peel out from a wall.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And you start laying accurate shots down, man, you'd. Dude, Roy, if you were one of.

[Tyler]

Those guys, you could watch like 30 minutes of YouTube on tactics.

[Jimmy]

You could also, I mean like how many YouTubers are out there go to play paintball and the paintballers are going to give you better tactics than.

[Tyler]

You probably don't even have to zero your optic at that point. You're so close.

[Jimmy]

What optic?

[Matt]

That's the thing, man. A lot they don't go to the range, man. So you know one of the real.

[Jimmy]

To the range when you're not supposed to have a gun in the first place.

[Matt]

Yeah. You know, I mean, it depends on how many clients.

[Mike]

How many of your clients aren't allowed to have guns.

[Matt]

They still do, but like, I mean I've had to do a lot of crazy working in hip hop, man.

[Mike]

Can you bring the mic closer? Yeah, a little closer.

[Matt]

Not, not a lot of legal, but yeah, one of the things I did, I took a lot of artists for, for content reasons and for practical reasons to the range.

[Mike]

Range.

[Jimmy]

Like, hey, dude, if we get into.

[Matt]

A gun fight and I'm not some like marksmanship expert or anything, but you know, just basic. They don't know like what zeroing a rifle in is, but they have six of them.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You fire with them stances. Terrible. And then you know, the homies, they're, they're not going to the range, man. They're. They're doing what they got to do to make money.

[Mike]

By homies, you mean your friends, But.

[Matt]

I'm talking, like, the artists circle.

[Tyler]

In.

[Matt]

In a lot of ways. So, you know. But then you get certain guys that are, like, all about it, and they're. They're locked in and they have tactics, and then a lot. And a lot of guys, too, go into the military and purposely pop on a piss test, like a year in, get their training, and they go back and. And teach everybody what they learned. That is really. This absolutely happens.

[Jimmy]

I had a guy in my unit. I won't say his name, but that he was. He was from Chicago.

[Mike]

Can you please let me know his name?

[Tyler]

Name?

[Lewis]

No, not.

[Jimmy]

Not on.

[Lewis]

On.

[Mike]

No, just first name only. Let's take bets. His first name bets. What do you think this guy's first name?

[Lewis]

I'm three jokes deep in canceling us. What would you.

[Mike]

What would you guess this gentleman's name is?

[Tyler]

Glenn.

[Mike]

Glenn.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay, Mike, what would you guess his name is?

[Tyler]

I'm safe.

[Mike]

I was gonna go with. With. Oh, man. Let me. I. I don't. It doesn't sound like Tyrone. It sounds like Jamarcus.

[Matt]

What? What? The dude from the video.

[Jimmy]

His name was Keith.

[Mike]

Ah, what the hell, dude.

[Tyler]

I was closest. I win.

[Mike]

I win.

[Lewis]

What was his middle name?

[Mike]

Tyrone?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I didn't look at his dog.

[Tyler]

Dad. Keith.

[Mike]

Keith the killer.

[Jimmy]

I mean, the thing that was the joke. It was like, keith, you've probably been in more gunfights than all of us. Yeah, because he grew up in Chicago.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Chicago's no joke, man.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it ain't no joke. I mean, kids are, like, strapping up like it's Fallujah out there.

[Matt]

Yeah, Chicago's a wild place, too. You'll be on one street and they'll tell you you're good on this street. And if you park, if you even go right to the intersection, bust a left or a right, it's like drive by shooting someone cracks your car window. But this street's cool. Just don't stand outside on it too long.

[Jimmy]

Well, we know where the cops should be.

[Matt]

Chicago is wild, man. You don't know where crossing a certain boundary, it's nuts, man. La. At least you can kind of know the lay of the land, know how to move around, you know, talk to the right people and just know kind of what's going on. But Chicago, man, it's a great city, though. In the summertime, downtown. Awesome.

[Lewis]

But it's gotten bad all the way up into, like, where the bean is and all that.

[Mike]

There's.

[Lewis]

There was a bunch of shootings there. It's kind of spilled everywhere at this point.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't go that often, but, you know, I did a lot of touring, and, I mean, I always love going to Chicago, but there's always, you know, there's a certain threat every time.

[Mike]

Time.

[Matt]

That's a real one.

[Lewis]

Like, if you look at the app and you look at some of those counties have.

[Matt]

And then every rapper wants to go to Oblock. Every single one. O Block is where Chief Keef's from. That's like the famous hood.

[Mike]

They have, like, venues there and stuff?

[Matt]

No, they just want to go and take a picture and be like, I pulled up to O block. I'm out in Chicago. Or they just want to see it.

[Lewis]

Who's Chief Rapper?

[Matt]

Yeah, Chief Keith.

[Lewis]

Chief Keef.

[Mike]

Guarantee you nobody like listening.

[Tyler]

He's the chief of police for.

[Jimmy]

They got colors and everything.

[Matt]

So, yeah.

[Lewis]

I have it. I have a traumatic. I've told it. I took an Uber trying to get to the. The what the was the name of the show in Chicago. We're back.

[Tyler]

We're cleared up.

[Matt]

We're back.

[Jimmy]

Nice.

[Lewis]

What was the show? The show in Chicago. The Netflix. The long one.

[Jimmy]

Chicago pd, Chicago Fire. Chicago. There was a lot.

[Lewis]

Frank Gallagher.

[Matt]

I don't know.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

Oh, I know what you're talking about.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Anyway.

[Mike]

American.

[Tyler]

No, I'll think of it in 15 minutes.

[Lewis]

Anyway, there's a house in Chicago where. I can't believe I can't remember this. This is definitely dementia documentary series.

[Jimmy]

No, no, it's. Not to mention my show ever.

[Lewis]

It's the best show on Netflix ever.

[Jimmy]

It's all those extractionary blows.

[Lewis]

The Shameless. Shameless.

[Mike]

Shameless.

[Lewis]

So the house is down in the south side of Chicago, so I wanted to go to it. Well, I'm wearing a giant's hoodie, red, and I put the wrong address in, and I get dropped off in the south side by Comisky park, where the White Sox play. And the Uber driver looks at me and he can't let me back in because you have to rebook. And he's like, good luck, man. He's like, I would. I wouldn't go too far with that sweatshirt on. So I, like, stood in the corner of a building, like, re Ubering, and it was like, the hood.

[Mike]

You couldn't take it off. Off.

[Lewis]

I was 20 degrees out. Was the only Thing I had on Giant. I'm in the middle of winter. It was January.

[Jimmy]

I mean, well, I mean, if you're a certain person, you might go get a subway.

[Lewis]

I was like, let me.

[Jimmy]

Let me know what I'm talking about.

[Matt]

I'll be honest, though. You would probably be all right for the most part.

[Jimmy]

Like, I.

[Matt]

You probably be okay. Yeah. Honestly, like. Like, honestly, you probably be okay, but. Yeah, I mean, you just.

[Lewis]

It was sketchy. There was just nobody around, and it was like, here I am in the middle of this parking lot, this big red sweatshirt on.

[Jimmy]

Can we just talk about the fact that Matt seems to just talk with, like, you know, in this bad neighborhood, you.

[Lewis]

He's got the card. He's been there.

[Matt]

I've been doing this a while, man.

[Jimmy]

I. I mean, I'm just impressed by your.

[Mike]

Like, you ever got held up, the first thing you do is go. Hold on. Do you know rhymes? Here's my card.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean.

[Mike]

Feeling the feel.

[Lewis]

You get held up, the first thing.

[Jimmy]

You show is go. Move in.

[Lewis]

Move in, boys. Move in. Yeah, take them down. Go, go, go.

[Jimmy]

Red team, go.

[Matt]

I mean, honestly, I'm kind of interested to see what some clients think of me doing this.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you're done. I wouldn't go back to O block if I were you, right? Dude, don't go to OH block.

[Mike]

That's what I do.

[Matt]

I do the business side of it, man. At the end of the day, if I'll be where I need to be, I think, and I want to see these guys win, I'll be real honest. The. The artists that I work with are all genuinely good people.

[Jimmy]

I don't.

[Matt]

I don't have anything bad to say about.

[Mike]

Honestly. I think if you told them, like, listen, I. Beforehand, I was a marine green. Oh, yeah. This type of stuff is like, what was smoke pit talk? A lot of these, all these guys are vets and, you know, a couple of them are cops that are not cops anymore and they actually call out police work nowadays. I think they'd be like, all right.

[Matt]

I don't think they care.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but the chat already thinks I'm a fed. So now they're gonna think I'm on to be down here with a fed.

[Lewis]

Tomorrow morning at 8 o', clock, you wake up, up, you call Spectrum and you tell them. You tell them you want to upgrade to the highest possible Internet service they have here. If we have to have, like, what's that thing that spins around over in Europe?

[Tyler]

Ferris wheel.

[Lewis]

No particles flying around.

[Jimmy]

Oh, the large hadron collider yeah, we.

[Lewis]

Have to get that kind of speed.

[Mike]

Yeah, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

The Large Hadron Collider.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

You said that like it was not the larger.

[Lewis]

I knew it was. I just didn't know what it was. That's where they send particles at.

[Mike]

Need.

[Lewis]

Basically what it is is the particles move at the speed of light. Yeah, yeah, we need that. You tell them we want that.

[Jimmy]

We need Large Hadron.

[Lewis]

I don't think our upload speed is good.

[Mike]

You just checked it on your phone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

The upload is not downloaded.

[Jimmy]

Upload is dog.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Spectrum is notoriously bad because they don't have any, they don't have any competition.

[Lewis]

That was that Wednesday Mike voice. You hear that? Oh, that was that Wednesday Mike voice. They're very bad.

[Mike]

That was you this morning.

[Lewis]

I was very calm this morning.

[Mike]

A lot of time. Mike.

[Jimmy]

We're gonna do the asmr.

[Mike]

And it's like, Mike. Ah, man. Go over there and punch. Give him a Charlie or get him mad. Let's watch a really low quality.

[Lewis]

Lewis is trying to move this show along. He's like, these.

[Jimmy]

Guys just knock it off.

[Lewis]

Go to the one.

[Mike]

He probably, he probably sits back there and flicks you off behind the screen.

[Lewis]

Video.

[Tyler]

Not now that we're back for you. My quality. Let's watch a video.

[Lewis]

Nine up in the middle there. There you go. Don't, don't go anywhere. This a good one, huh? It's a good one.

[Jimmy]

Don't go. All right.

[Lewis]

Wait till he gets back. Jimmy talk.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay. Well, let's see. We had some. We had an interesting day today, Mike.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we did.

[Jimmy]

We, I mean, it was kind of a wild ride. I don't know how much we want to say, but we got reached out to.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, no.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Lewis]

We had somebody in the US Government reach out.

[Matt]

Right.

[Lewis]

Hey, God's honest truth for everybody in here. God's honest truth. We had a member of the United States government reach out to us and want to come up on. So we're on in the process of deciding if we want to do that or not. But.

[Jimmy]

And then we talked to a friend of ours.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we talked to another person. That's in the headlines a lot.

[Jimmy]

And then we, we talked about how people in tier one units lie in their after action reviews.

[Lewis]

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I, I, I didn't say that.

[Tyler]

They said it.

[Jimmy]

They said it.

[Lewis]

They did say out of their own mouth.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

We don't always tell the truth in our after action review.

[Lewis]

Look how bad that is, dude.

[Mike]

I know.

[Jimmy]

It's like Potato vision.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

Dude, is our audio still good at least?

[Jimmy]

The audio's.

[Mike]

It's just a camera. Oh. Because you can see in the logo. It's still high quality.

[Jimmy]

Oh, so it's a camera issue.

[Tyler]

So it's because I'm a fed, so I have to have my face censored out. Okay, we just censored the whole podcast.

[Lewis]

Okay, well, then we need that wire. You're wearing that rf. The RF on the wire.

[Jimmy]

So, I mean, we. Let's see.

[Mike]

We.

[Jimmy]

And then we went. We.

[Mike]

We're.

[Jimmy]

We're in the process of looking at how to renovate the studio.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we're gonna start with the Internet.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we're gonna start with that. Because clearly that needs to be rectified. Now I'm over here. Like, my AV brain is clicking and I gotta stop that. Oh, we had a lot of people.

[Lewis]

So he's saying. Actually, that's. There you go.

[Jimmy]

There it is.

[Lewis]

Gone. Yeah, Interesting enough. He's saying, when we play videos, it's clear. So that's not the stream. Did you hear that?

[Jimmy]

Did you hear that?

[Mike]

It's the camera.

[Lewis]

The camera is messed up. When we're playing videos, they're seeing. The video clears as we're seeing it.

[Tyler]

And the stickers on the screen, the camera.

[Mike]

If all three change angles right now, Lewis gets kind of lazy and leaves.

[Tyler]

It's the feed from the cameras to the computer.

[Matt]

Why?

[Mike]

Okay, why isn't it switching on YouTube right now?

[Jimmy]

It is.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

It's slow.

[Lewis]

Something is wrong. Good.

[Tyler]

I'm telling you, pour water on.

[Matt]

Let's see.

[Mike]

So how is that? Interesting.

[Jimmy]

Interesting indeed.

[Tyler]

Play the video.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

This.

[Jimmy]

To do, but it ain't nowhere. Oh.

[Tyler]

Why wouldn't he get in the front?

[Jimmy]

Save his life.

[Matt]

Atlanta.

[Jimmy]

I can't read what it says.

[Lewis]

Bro has the work.

[Tyler]

I mean, in the entire world now.

[Jimmy]

You got me now, dog.

[Mike]

That sucks, dude. What was the deal with the music?

[Lewis]

Music?

[Mike]

I don't know. Sometimes I think, like, thugs. Was that in his car playing?

[Matt]

I think it's because the song's crossroads. So I think be at the crossroads, you know?

[Mike]

Okay, we've got to do something about this static ips.

[Jimmy]

That's what I'm reading. I keep reading all this AV stuff and I'm like, what the. Oh, man. That's right, that's right, that's right.

[Lewis]

It works in the morning.

[Mike]

No, sometimes. Remember in the last last week we had a.

[Jimmy]

So there's. There's people saying, hey, we need to set static ips and let's See, audio's good.

[Mike]

Where was it?

[Lewis]

There was something.

[Jimmy]

There was something else that, like, immediately grabbed my attention.

[Tyler]

WI Fi. IP cameras.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. WI Fi. Ip.

[Mike]

Well, the cameras aren't WI fi. They're plugged in.

[Matt]

Yeah, I was gonna say I ain't.

[Mike]

Check the cabling, but it wouldn't be every single camera. It would just be.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we've got issues on every single.

[Lewis]

One of those cords is like not high speed or something.

[Mike]

Them. They're all hdmi.

[Jimmy]

Well, we have to want to figure that out.

[Mike]

I mean, we've done the same setup for every night shift.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we're. Now we're encountering problems. But you. I mean, up. Upload speeds. Trash right now.

[Mike]

So how are the. How were the incident.

[Lewis]

Yeah, the videos wouldn't play. It's something to do with the cameras.

[Jimmy]

So all of this started when we came in that day and we had had Internet problems. Remember, it was down, and we had to go in and they had to do something, right?

[Mike]

Did they do something?

[Jimmy]

They. The guy said he did.

[Mike]

The guy said he did. Well, I mean, hey, guys, I did something.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, he. He was like, hey, I put in a new freaking buckets on the table over there. So we. We came in one morning, and the Internet was completely down. We couldn't figure out what it is. And I had to pull a piece out just to troubleshoot it. It went. Came back up, up. And then he's like, hey, we got to do this. And I'm like, all right, cool. And he did it. And we're like, we're good to go. And that's when the problem started. So I'm wondering if maybe there's a built.

[Lewis]

I wonder if there's. Because if when you're using streamyard and the camera. Like, I use an iPhone. Mine is. It's Bluetooth, and it's always quality. Maybe something over there is not up to technology.

[Mike]

There's nothing up there that wasn't bought brand new. You.

[Lewis]

Bet.

[Mike]

Where the Is Justin? He's in this chat every time until we need him.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

All right, go to another video.

[Lewis]

Go to running out.

[Mike]

Running, Running out.

[Jimmy]

We got more. I got. I can send more. I'm sure Mike's got a few more, too.

[Lewis]

Here's a great recruiting video. That's a good one.

[Tyler]

Play that.

[Lewis]

Hey.

[Mike]

Hey. How's it going? Edge Water?

[Tyler]

Doing well.

[Mike]

Ready for some rap fire question? Let's do it. All right. What unit are you in? I'm in the criminal investigation division. And how long have you been with The Winter Park Police. I've been with Winter park for about eight years now.

[Tyler]

Oh, Winter Park. O.

[Mike]

Definitely D.C. and I know you ride horses.

[Lewis]

So English or Western? Only Western.

[Mike]

Favorite board game O Warhammer 40K.

[Jimmy]

Love my great nights. Yeah, I'll be right here for community night out.

[Mike]

And should people check out, definitely. Come check our detectives booth. We'll have a special activity for you guys.

[Lewis]

How much does everything cost?

[Jimmy]

Everything is free, so come on by.

[Mike]

Thanks, detectives. Thank you. Okay, so I. So I watched this video. Put it on me. So at least it gets a little bit of clarity.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's definitely post video clarity.

[Mike]

Yeah. So I watched this video. There was three comments that stuck out to me. First off, he moves like a GTA character actor in the middle of a monologue. Right. Second was, this guy's dressed like geeky blinders. It's like some homo trying to be Thomas Shelby. The third one was the most, like, legit one that says, who is this video for who? And the first off, the comment section in a video like that is ruthless. They're like, yeah, what the is I.

[Lewis]

Get tagged pretty quick.

[Mike]

And, like, there's always one old lady that's, like, this amazing. We love our police officers, but, God, that guy was a dork. And I'm telling you, the detectives aren't cool. And I don't have to tell you, that guy showed it.

[Lewis]

It's bad. I know. I got. That's one of the ones that got sent to me a hundred times and I posted on my story.

[Jimmy]

We don't claim him in the Warhammer 40K community.

[Mike]

It's just, he's too nerdy.

[Tyler]

We're usually way cooler than that.

[Lewis]

I swear, I can't imagine recording that. And you're, like, getting ready to upload it.

[Jimmy]

This is gonna be great.

[Lewis]

This is it. This is the one. This is the one.

[Mike]

I am a detective.

[Lewis]

Yeah, somebody. One of the comments on my page was like, his hands. His hands made me extremely uncomfortable.

[Jimmy]

The way.

[Lewis]

But we talk about policing. Like, can you imagine that guy in, like, a homicide investigation? Or like, in the hood, in Q Q town. O town, trying to interview some dude on the side of the street. Like, it's not happening. Yeah, it's not happening. You can. That guy could never, never interview a juvenile black male. No, it's impossible.

[Mike]

He was a door. He was a dork on the road. They're dorks all the time on the road. He put in for detective. Got it. And now he gets to geek out in his douche wardrobe.

[Lewis]

He's got the hat, dude.

[Matt]

God, he could catch some people off guard. Yeah, that's about it.

[Lewis]

Yeah. If you saw him in like a park bathroom, you might. Might think he's there for some. Something like, you know. Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I guess like undercover. But I mean, you're not gonna get anywhere with him interviewing some.

[Matt]

I don't think so. No, I doubt it.

[Mike]

Should we start just unplugging? I don't know. This shit's pissing me off.

[Jimmy]

It's pissing me off too, because I.

[Mike]

Just watch everybody here still hanging out with us and that's amazing.

[Lewis]

We appreciate it. Unfortunately, we're. What a low rent operation.

[Mike]

What? What you say?

[Jimmy]

Oh, I was just. I was watching it on the screen and I'm like, dude, the video is playing great, but our video looks like trash.

[Mike]

What should. Lewis, what do you think in your professional opinion we should do right now?

[Lewis]

Go home.

[Jimmy]

N. We're not doing that.

[Lewis]

So after the stream ends, we should.

[Matt]

Like take a look.

[Lewis]

And what about.

[Mike]

What about right.

[Jimmy]

What can we do right now?

[Lewis]

Just keep going and nothing breaks.

[Jimmy]

Is there any settings that we can change on the. Between the cameras?

[Mike]

Like, what happens if we unplug the switcher and plug it back in? We're gonna lose video, but it'll come back. I like, this is which one? Things.

[Lewis]

There's no way all this is legit. Dude, look at that.

[Mike]

It's fine.

[Lewis]

It's fine. I'm the messiest person here and it doesn't look fine.

[Tyler]

I think we look good right now.

[Matt]

It looks good now.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Are we back?

[Jimmy]

Let's see. Let's wait a second.

[Tyler]

Better than before now.

[Lewis]

We're completely disconnected now.

[Mike]

Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. Can they hear us?

[Lewis]

Yeah, they can hear us.

[Jimmy]

Like, don't do that.

[Lewis]

Don't touch anything now. We're done.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Cece, we. We talked about your. Are we off?

[Mike]

No, no, we're still on.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, cc we. We did address for super chats. He just came back in the chat.

[Lewis]

I told you, it's about I idea.

[Mike]

Well, Lewis, I didn't say do it. I said what would. What should we do?

[Matt]

And I said do it in the end.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he did.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he did.

[Mike]

And I didn't say unplug it. Well, this is a problem.

[Lewis]

Can we go to like one camera? No, no, no, one camera works just.

[Mike]

Like all plugged into a switcher mic.

[Lewis]

All right, man.

[Tyler]

If you guys can see what Tyler's doing right now. Holy cow.

[Lewis]

It ain't probably coming back.

[Jimmy]

Dude, we. Yeah, it'll come back.

[Lewis]

Back.

[Mike]

No, it won't. Oh, you can't do like that.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

Oh, the. The thing. Is it even not. Is there power going to the switcher? Is the switcher on?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's.

[Tyler]

The lights are on.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man.

[Mike]

So let's mark that in the book of things never to do again. Just unplug the entire interface from the computer. Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

We wanted radio. Here we are. This is the radio version of the.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Lewis]

Night Shift. It's very dark, as you can see.

[Jimmy]

If you don't laugh, you'll cry, man.

[Lewis]

There's nothing.

[Jimmy]

Hey, well, we can kill the stream and restart it.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

What? No, we can't do that. No, we'd have to restart the entire thing.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I've seen people have technical issues where they kill the stream and come.

[Mike]

Back, but how are we gonna. No.

[Lewis]

He'S thinking, okay.

[Tyler]

He'S already solved the Rubik's Cube, so he can't do that now.

[Lewis]

I think that's it.

[Tyler]

I'm telling you, pour water on it.

[Jimmy]

I don't know, man. Once you let the smoke out, people are enjoying it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, still. People are there. The best I've looked. We got 62 people still in the chat, man. We're good that. It's been a while.

[Lewis]

Hardwire one camera in and just finish.

[Mike]

No, yeah, you can.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we won't be able to break down video. Well, no, we could still break down videos. You just can't see us.

[Lewis]

Just.

[Jimmy]

Someone make a skit out of this.

[Lewis]

And I'm not gonna put my webcam.

[Jimmy]

Not gonna plug in your webcam.

[Mike]

Let me guess. Be entertaining for about five minutes.

[Lewis]

Be entertaining.

[Tyler]

Deal.

[Lewis]

Here we go.

[Mike]

I mean, tell jokes. We can call somebody. I don't care.

[Jimmy]

Let's see. We can. We can still show the videos.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the videos.

[Lewis]

Yeah, just put the video up.

[Jimmy]

So let's do the. Let's do the. The drone video.

[Lewis]

We have a drone video. Oh, that one right now. Right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, bottom. That one right there. So take it away. Other title.

[Tyler]

Basically, what you're seeing is this is the remnants left over from a bunch of FPG drones in Ukraine, where they're using fiber optic cable to guide them so that the transmission signal can't be jammed by, like, you know, signal jammers. So you have fields upon fields and roads and cities covered with fiber optic cables. That's just how much much FPV drones are actually using in Ukraine right now. And it's pretty crazy to see.

[Jimmy]

Well, I Mean, you. We were talking earlier about like the back and forth that happened with IEDs, right? And this is just an extension of that 100.

[Lewis]

So those have been man run across fields.

[Tyler]

No. So what they do is they build a drone, like a quadcopter. They put some sort of. A lot of times it's like a warhead off of a ordinance item, like a rocket or something on it.

[Mike]

Know what? Want to know what's wrong?

[Lewis]

What was wrong?

[Mike]

Oh, it wasn't plugged in all the way.

[Jimmy]

Are you kidding me?

[Tyler]

So we're back though, right? Celebration.

[Lewis]

We're good.

[Tyler]

Wait, hold on.

[Mike]

Hearing the click is vital.

[Lewis]

And it's clear too.

[Jimmy]

Look at that.

[Mike]

All right, the first.

[Jimmy]

It.

[Mike]

It.

[Lewis]

No, still pixel.

[Matt]

It's.

[Tyler]

Hey, but it's video.

[Matt]

At least something.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So.

[Tyler]

Yeah, so what it is, is a quadcopter. They put some sort of explosive. A lot of times they just use an existing ordinance item and just use the warhead from it, and then they'll secure it to the drone somehow. And so for the longest time they were using those, just transmitting like with your normal radio signal. And then they'd fly around until they saw either some Russians or Ukrainians, depending on what side you're on, and then they'd fly towards them and. And blow them up some. In the early days, they were dropping little bomblet drone, drone, little bomblets from them, like 3D printed. But eventually they started figuring out how to jam them, even though they're not great at it. And then. So someone figured out that you could just hook up a wire. And a good way to do that's with a fiber optic cable because it's so small and you can have them over long distances. So they have like a home station where the drone takes off from, and they literally reel out wire all the way to where they're going to blow it up. So for from your point where you take the drone off to where you detonate the drone, there is a fiber optic cable that's been ran the whole way. So when you do that a gabillion times in one day, you have fields and roads in the entire country covered in fiber optic cable.

[Lewis]

You can just go through there with some scissors and.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's dead now because the drone's already been blown up. So the wires are.

[Jimmy]

It's the same as a command wire.

[Lewis]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

I mean, except it's fiber optics because that's what's used to control the drone.

[Lewis]

That's crazy.

[Tyler]

Yeah, because you could send a lot of information over fiber Optic cable, too. So you could send your, all your flight signals, your camera feed, all your fire signals and everything for the explosives all over a tiny little fiber optic cable.

[Jimmy]

And, and just like with IEDs, right, they were RC at first. And so it was like, okay, well, we figure out what frequency they're on and we jam it and then the, the drone just falls out of the sky.

[Lewis]

Now that they're wired, you can't, you can't jam it.

[Tyler]

Right. So what one really interesting video I saw was there was a. I don't know which side it was. It was either a Russian fiber optic drone or Ukrainian.

[Mike]

Oh, we're back.

[Lewis]

We've been back.

[Mike]

Quality.

[Tyler]

Oh, nice. And they were flying over like a wood line and there's a trench and they were looking for bad dudes to kill. And a opposing side drone was flying around, saw the fiber optic drone and flew behind it and cut the cable so the drone wasn't able to be used anymore.

[Jimmy]

We're in, in a generation of warfare.

[Tyler]

We don't fully understand, and it's evolving daily.

[Lewis]

Well, I guess that's why they're staying in the woods then.

[Jimmy]

Right?

[Lewis]

The drone with the fiber optic has trouble getting in the wood line and getting to you.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And so another thing they've done is because, I mean, if you think about it, sorry, it's essentially like, it's a form ish of indirect fire. Right, Right. So what they've been doing is covering roads and highways with essentially like camo nets to where you could be walking down the road, the road in your unit, or driving down the road in a convoy. And if a drone can't see that you're there, it's not going to attack you because they're looking for people to kill. So they figured out like, oh, if we just cover as much as we can in camo netting and that you can't.

[Lewis]

So we're just stop fighting. Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

Russians want their freedom.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, like, I don't even understand, like, first of all, those who started this whole conversation about Ukraine started because like I said, said we had a guy who was an American, is an American who's over there in Ukraine right now, and he's like, I don't think you should come here.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And I'm like, yeah. And I mean, there's so many videos that I've watched, and I'm like, I want. I fought in a war, he fought in a war, and you fought in a war, and you fought in a war. And I'm like, I Want no part of that, dude.

[Tyler]

Because the, the thing is like, like war. When you see war, when you're like close to war, you're like, oh, it's not, not. It's not called like, it's not fun anymore. It's not quality.

[Lewis]

Look what the prize is, it's that up city. It's all broken down.

[Mike]

Winner gets this.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's like, that's what I'm saying.

[Tyler]

When you're Ukrainian and you're fighting off a force that's imposing their will on your home, it's one thing you could like justify in your head, like, okay, even if I die, I'm fighting for my country. I'm fighting for my home. To be an American and go over there is like, it's not for me because what am I fighting for as an American? Like, when I was fighting as an American, I was fighting for my buddies next to me and I wanted to keep them safe and there was a reason to do it. But for me to raise my hand and go to the Ukraine right now and it's money.

[Mike]

It might be a money thing, but.

[Lewis]

Money can't click you. Like, he's saying money can't. I don't even think for the most greedy person, money doesn't click your brain into like, I'm fighting for generational, like, my entire family bloodline dies on this hill today versus I'm gonna make 200 grand.

[Tyler]

Like, because you might think you can, you might think, oh, you know, whatever the number is, 20 grand a month, 40 grand a month, I could go over there and fight for that. I have experience doing this. But then you start seeing FPV drones coming in and artillery rounds and guided missiles.

[Lewis]

This, I'm McDonald's.

[Jimmy]

There's videos of, of like Ukrainians like in the sewer tunnels, like cramming in there to hide from the drones. Like, that's the kind of war we're talking about here. This is not Call of Duty. This is not a game. This is some serious, serious.

[Lewis]

It's unfortunate.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, it's a, it's. There's nobody can win that war. It's just money blown. People dying, just buildings, entire cities ruined for. You know, and I say this in the most non shitty way, when that war ends, our lives will be no different than when it started, when it was going on and when it ended. But for entire. There's an entire hundreds of thousands of people. But to us, it's like we get a million, we talk about it, but it's like it doesn't Nothing changes for us. It sucks to see it live going on.

[Jimmy]

There's an entire generation of young men that don't exist anymore.

[Lewis]

Yeah. In Ukraine, families are done. Bloodlines are done.

[Jimmy]

That's it. Like, hey, that was my only son done. He's gone.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, that was my.

[Mike]

But what are you gonna. You have that to them. It's like, you say that you. You can't not fight. You have to fight.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

And, I mean, Russia's coming in. I. From what I. From what I hear, Russia's not doing a good job.

[Lewis]

No. They're getting murked.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, and, you know, John made a comment, and you're right. Iraq and Afghanistan was not a game. And everybody that went to that place knew it wasn't a game. You get out on the, you know, getting your Humvee, you drive down the road, you're playing Russian roulette, dog. There's just no way we can spot them all. Yeah, but this right here is completely different than the G. WAT. It is completely different.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Well, it's force on fourth. I mean, one thing that. Yeah. One thing that was kind of nice about the GWOT was that we were fighting in a style that was like we would set up operating bases, FOBs, cops, whatever you want to call them. Them, and then we would go out from there and fight. So there are people who joined the military. Maybe they were in 10 years, maybe they were in five years, whatever, and they had a job where they went to a fob, Maybe like a Bogram, and they stayed there for nine months. And they were a part of the war for sure, and they had a good role and a serious role in that, but they didn't, like, see war. They didn't experience that in a way that some people did. So now when they think about war or whatever, they think of their version of it, and it's like, I wrote.

[Jimmy]

Tickets on a major FOB mob, you know, Like.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And when you, like, see blown up around you, it's like, it's not a game at all.

[Jimmy]

Even. Even those of us that are like, we're in the infantry and we were in firefights. We were in a lot of firefights. There are still dudes like the Marines that fought in Fallujah and the guys that fought in the current all. It's like, dude, I saw some, but I didn't see no like, that big time. And, you know, whole combat outposts over.

[Lewis]

The Orange man said he was going to end it soon as he took over did he? He did. That was one of his campaign promises. He said he was going to end the war in Ukraine. He said it the whole time leading up to the.

[Mike]

How do you end a war?

[Lewis]

He said, Putin, Putin, Putin. Putin was gonna, he said that he was gonna talk to Putin. It was gonna be over the day he took over.

[Mike]

Oh, that didn't happen?

[Jimmy]

No, I mean, well, he said that he was going to end the Gaza.

[Lewis]

Thing and that ended like three times and started back up.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jimmy]

Man. I got, I saw, I got videos from that too. And it's like, it's the same that you're seeing in Ukraine. It's like the, that we did for like room clearing. Nobody does it. It's only us.

[Mike]

Well, there's no rooms to clear. It's just structures now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, but like, I mean it's not like, hey, hey, okay, hey, we're gonna stack up. We're gonna go in this room. Okay. Go to your point of domination. Okay, hey, hey. First, you know, room one's clear. Bring in the follow on forces. This, like I'm an idiot.

[Lewis]

This is out of my wheelhouse. I'm an idiot. How far? Because I, I just, I just can't, my brain can't get into all this. How far into Ukraine is Russia?

[Jimmy]

Like 30 kilometers.

[Lewis]

So they barely made it. They got pushed back, right? Yeah. You guys talk, Ukraine backed up and then they've gained their ground back and.

[Jimmy]

Then they got pushed back.

[Lewis]

So they got, they're fighting over this rubble. If Ukraine just goes all the way home, is there, is it like, is that an option to just back up?

[Tyler]

Well, there's important regions that are kind of all over the country. So like there's plants and there's Kiev, which is like to the Ukrainians, extremely. That's basically the war. Take it. Okay, then they're screwed. So they're kind of rotating too. Like sometimes the Russians will take this, but Ukrainians come further up here. But then other times Ukrainians will get some of this back and Russians take more of this and I kind of move it.

[Lewis]

Some of the critics I see, and I'm ignorant, all is you see partying going on in Ukraine. Like there's no war. So there's parts of Ukraine that are completely fine from this.

[Jimmy]

Closest to Poland. Yeah.

[Lewis]

So they're good. There's no problem with them.

[Tyler]

I mean, fine.

[Lewis]

I see, I see a bunch of blonde girls dancing around in clubs waving cell phones.

[Tyler]

Yes. But. And then at some point the sirens will go off because coming through.

[Lewis]

So they're still getting bombed, even in those nice areas.

[Mike]

He looked at you and said, define fine. Yeah, define fine. Where's your. Where's your YouTube video?

[Lewis]

The video I see on these girls phones is better than our video. So they're doing. They're doing pretty good. They're partying. I see video, but I still got five. The propaganda side. And again, I don't know.

[Mike]

You don't know what you people are saying.

[Lewis]

Like, they can't be that Ukraine can't be that having that many problems. Look at them partying over there.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, you got to think about it. A lot of the people when this first kicked off, a whole bunch of Ukrainians left Ukraine. The people who weren't interested in fighting. The people who didn't want a war zone all over Europe.

[Mike]

Can you. That right there, that sucks. Can you imagine re like locating and starting your whole family's life over again? Dude, there's no such thing as retirement anymore. There's nothing. You're starting over. Oh, can I get a minimum wage job to raise my f. What?

[Lewis]

Nothing.

[Mike]

What go.

[Lewis]

There's jokes I can't make.

[Mike]

Why?

[Lewis]

Oh, you said you can't make them. Yeah, you can't make them. People that start over, like 100 some countries.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I knew what.

[Mike]

You're doing fine.

[Jimmy]

So mean, like, when the war first started. I'm moving on. I'm moving on. I'm trying to save you, Mike. When the war first started, they were, I'm gonna save you.

[Mike]

There it goes. Grand grandpa in his black lung.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the coal miner. That sound like an evil prospector sometimes. So anyway, there they. They had military troops on the border between Ukraine and Poland, like, pulling fighting mage males off the trains, like, get your ass back over here.

[Mike]

So you Ukraine?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, they were. They were fighting age bills trying to leave Ukraine, and they were like, get your ass back. You're going to the front.

[Mike]

Damn, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, so the. What I was gonna say is, like, a lot of the people who didn't leave who are still living in Ukraine, like, made the choice to live in a war zone. So, you know, for them hearing bombs go off a distance or whatever, that, you know, they're probably used to it by now. One, but two, they probably made that decision that they're okay with that. So if they're. They're like, I'm not gonna stop partying on a Friday night. Club's open, dude, I'm there. And, oh, some sirens went off.

[Jimmy]

People, young people still want to have sex. It's not gonna Change. How about you? I bet you Jay could make some money over there with blow.

[Matt]

I mean, if it was me, too, right? Like, I mean, I'm still gonna enjoy my life. I mean, what am I gonna do? Hide in my house?

[Mike]

I mean, I don'.

[Matt]

I'm gonna get hit by a rocket. One way or the other, I'm gonna. If I made that decision right, I'm gonna live with it. I'm just gonna have to. You gotta have something.

[Lewis]

Yeah. No, and I. I don't disagree. I think what I was trying to is, like, there's people that criticize how important the war really is when there's. Do they see partying going, but I get it. Like, that's just a strange.

[Mike]

How fine is fine, Mike? Define fine. Fine. Fine.

[Lewis]

They're in a club, drinking and dancing. That seems like they're good. I mean, I don't know. I don't know.

[Tyler]

I'm not over there.

[Lewis]

I just.

[Mike]

I.

[Lewis]

It's got to be a terrible living situation when you hear a siren go off and you don't know what's coming.

[Jimmy]

I mean, when I. When I could be jello.

[Tyler]

Shots.

[Lewis]

Could be a bomb. You don't know. Shots.

[Jimmy]

They got drones delivering the shots.

[Mike]

It goes to show you're never far away. Was it. Was it Gaza and Israel where they were at a music festival and they just paraglided in there and slaughtered.

[Lewis]

Started it all?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, slaughter.

[Mike]

Slaughtered every. Don't make jokes about this.

[Lewis]

That. That's what started the whole war?

[Mike]

Yeah, they paraglided in there. They were taking women's cell phones. This is. This gets bad.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, it's dark.

[Mike]

It gets dark. They were taking cell phones of young women and FaceTiming their families with them. And that, to me, is like the devil incarnate right there. That is. That's. If I was Israel, I would have just launched everything we had at them.

[Lewis]

I mean, they did.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, the. The Chechens. The Putin sent Chechens in. He sent Chechens into Ukraine. They got annihilated. Yeah, the. The. They got.

[Mike]

They got part of Russia's government.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Well, they were part of the Soviet Union.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, are they controlled by anymore?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Mike]

Oh, Chechnya's not.

[Tyler]

No, it's part of the Soviet Union. I don't believe it's a country.

[Mike]

So how are they Chechnya from that.

[Tyler]

Area that was once Chester?

[Jimmy]

It's like being a West Virginian.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, West Virginia still exists.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but it may not be A country, but it's still a region. It's still a province.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. Yeah, it's. It's a geographical place.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So the. The Chechens, they had like.

[Lewis]

It's right next to Yugoslavia.

[Mike]

Okay, wait, but you just said Chechnya was part of Soviet Union. I don't know if it is anymore.

[Tyler]

So that's why I was saying, does not exist now. I know, but it was part of the Soviet.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Why does the Soviet Union have anything to do with Chechnya? I said Chechnya doesn't exist.

[Tyler]

Chechnya was a country.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike]

Not as. Anymore.

[Lewis]

Correct.

[Tyler]

The Soviet Union was an organization that owned a bunch of countries.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Being one of them, Soviet Union fell. Chechnya is no longer a country. It is part of what is now known as Russia. But it's a region where you could still call someone, hey, that's a Chechnyan.

[Mike]

Because is it a. Is it it a. Is it like an official place? Chechnya. I live in Chechnya. My daily address is 1, 2, 3. Chechnya, Russia.

[Tyler]

Define Chechnya.

[Lewis]

Defined official.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Define fine.

[Jimmy]

Chechnya is a federal republic within the Russian Federation. All this is. Is disputed by the separatists, who view it as an independent nation.

[Mike]

So it's kind of like.

[Lewis]

It's like, can I send a letter there?

[Jimmy]

Yes. To Chia.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So can we sell shirts there?

[Mike]

Do you want a Copville patch in Chechnya?

[Jimmy]

Anyway, so the hell is that? I was, like, seeing, like, stuff in the chat, and I was like, what the.

[Mike]

So is everything okay?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I just had, like, a little tick. It's just my tbi, man. Don't worry about it. Okay, but, like, the. Putin got a bunch of Chechens.

[Mike]

I like how he said.

[Jimmy]

I'm saying it now.

[Mike]

He's saying it on purpose.

[Lewis]

I know what he is.

[Mike]

I know what he is.

[Lewis]

I like it, though. So I hear it and it sounds normal.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. I like Putin too. I think it's great.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Mike]

Putin said it in Ches.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So he. In the beginning of the war, he, like, the. The regular Russian troops were getting up, and so he was like, hey, all you Chetin guys, you want to go rape and pillage, you can go to Ukraine and rape and pillage all you.

[Lewis]

And they never came back.

[Jimmy]

They did not come back. And you want to know why? Because they. They love posting stuff on Instagram. And the Ukrainians were like, oh, geotags, cool. Have some 120 millimeter, dude. And they artillery, like, up this big convoy.

[Mike]

Oh, wait, so I wouldn't have thought about that. So if you're an actual real war now, Instagram wasn't a thing when I was in Iraq. I don't really even think Facebook.

[Jimmy]

Facebook was towards the end.

[Mike]

Yeah. So these guys are rolling around with their cell phones on social media, and they're just pinging them. Them and blowing them up.

[Tyler]

Yes. It's a really. That's awesome. It's a big issue Even for the U.S. like, we have soldiers deployed right now and smart watches. Your Garmin running watch is a real issue. It's a. It's a thing.

[Lewis]

It's an issue for most cops, too. They're old lady pigs.

[Tyler]

F. You don't even. You don't even have to, like, go on Instagram and put the tag of the place you're at. Like, you could just take a picture in a place. Yeah. And then post it to the Internet. And then someone can ago. I know where that picture was taken. And it was posted 30 minutes ago.

[Lewis]

Send it.

[Tyler]

Let's see if they're still there.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, like, what the hell is a geotag?

[Jimmy]

So when you post stuff, it'll ask you, do you want to share your location?

[Mike]

And it's usually all the way back.

[Tyler]

But not even that. Not even that. You could. Your phone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Your phone could not be connected to the Internet at all. When you take a picture on your phone, your phone saves location in the data. The photo.

[Lewis]

Photo. Yeah.

[Tyler]

So, like, if you ever go on your photos app, on your iPhone, if you have an iPhone, you can search for the pictures you've taken by geographical location. So you could go, oh, I took that vacation in Georgia last year. I want to see all the pictures from that. You can look at the map, click, Georgia. And all the pictures you took in Georgia show up.

[Lewis]

Let's see if it's when I'm outside.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Tyler]

Right? So when I was in Syria, some guys got in trouble for, like, making phone calls back home.

[Matt]

Home.

[Tyler]

And they were.

[Lewis]

So I took a picture of my car. Publix.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And it shows the exact location the picture was taken.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Lewis]

And that's embedded in the code. Yeah. So if I were to send that. If I send that to somebody, it's like the Matrix. It can be pulled out. The location be pulled out. It goes with the picture.

[Mike]

So if you post that to Instagram, that that is available, somebody could be.

[Tyler]

Like, that is in the photo.

[Mike]

There's nerds everywhere. They'll find It Right.

[Tyler]

The data's in the photo. So you and I probably could. I mean, we can't figure out how to make the screen look, hey, we did.

[Mike]

I went just plug something in apparently.

[Tyler]

But there are people who could pull your photo off of Instagram. And even if you don't have a location tagged in or whatever, they can get all the data from the photo.

[Lewis]

There's a wild account I follow that will take a picture outside of like a. Just a partial picture anywhere in the world. And within like 20 seconds, 30 seconds, he knows exactly what. Yeah, he's like a. He has a whole account. He's like, send me a picture and I'll tell you where you are. And like a 30 second video, he finds you.

[Tyler]

And.

[Jimmy]

And so they pull these pic. They pull. Pulled this video out. They gave it to their nerds. The nerds gave it to the fires guys. And the fires guys, these dudes or.

[Tyler]

The drone guys or whatever.

[Jimmy]

Well, it was. This was beginning of the war. So the drones weren't a thing. This was just, you know, direct or indirect artillery.

[Mike]

So they up a bunch of Chechnyans.

[Jimmy]

Oh yeah, they didn't even. They were like, we're not even gonna have a gunfight with you. We're gonna kill you on the road. And. And that was like a dog. They were. They were in their vehicles. They were in their. Basically their LMT high fiving with all of their on. Like, yeah, we're gonna cut people's heads off. We're gonna rape and pillage your women.

[Mike]

Because Chechnyans are barbaric.

[Jimmy]

They are not dudes you want to with.

[Mike]

I remember when I was a kid, I found like a. On. On Limewire or whatever casa. I found a Chechen beheading video. I mean, like, that was before the terrorists doing it. They were doing it, dude.

[Jimmy]

Like, so.

[Lewis]

What'S wrong with our computer? It's got a virus from Limewire.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Dude, that's like, I'm risking it for the risk.

[Lewis]

You risk your whole family computer for one song.

[Jimmy]

And we. And you get Lars Ehrlich suing you.

[Mike]

Yeah, Limewire and Kaza. I use Kaza. K A Z A A bay.

[Matt]

I remember that.

[Lewis]

I had a Linux computer that was just downloading movies back in like. Yeah, mid 2000s. And I actually got the letter from Comcast. Like, hey, we know what you're doing.

[Mike]

Like, or else it's not stealing cable anymore.

[Lewis]

It's what you're doing faming Comcast. So you're done. So, dude, we got a war Going.

[Jimmy]

On in the comments right now about what? So what I basically said was, you up. I it up. Okay. And. And two of my two people that I know are.

[Mike]

In the chat.

[Jimmy]

They're not Chechnyans. These are both veterans. Like, here's the deal, guys.

[Mike]

Who is it? Who's it?

[Jimmy]

It's JA and. And cc.

[Mike]

Are they. Are they not vibing?

[Jimmy]

No, they're not vibing.

[Lewis]

Can they come fight here on live.

[Mike]

Oh, they live near each other, don't they?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You guys could literally each other if you wanted to.

[Lewis]

We can set it up right.

[Jimmy]

But here's the deal. It's my fault. So I said, like, hey, we went to Iraq and Afghanistan, and that was.

[Mike]

Jimmy, you caused a conflict.

[Jimmy]

I did. I. I mean, I get sued by Rob o', Neal, too.

[Lewis]

So, man, what's the conflict, Jimmy?

[Jimmy]

So I. I said, like, hey, we went to Iraq and Afghanistan, and that was rough, but it ain't compared to what they're dealing with in Ukraine. And I stand by that.

[Mike]

That statement.

[Jimmy]

I fought there.

[Mike]

How.

[Lewis]

What was the weather? Did it get that cold in over there in Afghanistan?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it was cold.

[Lewis]

As bad as that?

[Jimmy]

I don't know if it was as bad as that.

[Mike]

That's Afghanistan gets cold.

[Tyler]

Cold.

[Jimmy]

And I mean to the point that Russians were talking about, hey, the winters here are kind of bad.

[Lewis]

But you. And I'm not taking away from the actual war, but you guys had far better technology, sleeping conditions the. Than what they're doing.

[Mike]

They have a sleeping bag with three layers in it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You weren't in the. You guys couldn't.

[Mike]

Afghanistan.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, Afghanistan. I mean, were you down in the south or were you.

[Tyler]

I was RC East. So, like, northeast.

[Mike]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's talk about the conflict in the chat.

[Jimmy]

Oh, so basically there's two people just going like, hey, it was a real war over there, too. And it was like. And we fought there, and we took a lot of casualties in Iraq and Afghanistan. And that is 100% true.

[Lewis]

What's that one bad video. What's your name?

[Jimmy]

You.

[Mike]

You. You. That's what they're doing in the chat. You. Ezekiel, dude.

[Jimmy]

And listen, like, JA was a ranger regiment. I mean, he's. Yeah, he's not a dude I'd want to with. He was a ranger. And, you know, CC's a great guy. We love him, too. So, like, I want everybody to make peace.

[Lewis]

You managed to get your two friends mad.

[Jimmy]

I did, and I feel terrible.

[Lewis]

Tyler's mad at Lewis. Everybody's mad. Lewis, we're getting close.

[Tyler]

The one dude in the comments. Me too. I think. I haven't figured out why yet.

[Jimmy]

Well, dude, like, there's sometimes you just gotta be like. I mean, one dude just told me, hey, Jimmy, shut the up.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like the big boys are talking.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

And I'm like, maybe he's right, you know, maybe I do need to shut the up. No, no, but I mean, like, spicy autism fight. Pursuing Jimmy for 25 million. I'm suing Jimmy for 40 million. Okay. We've made peace. They have a common enemy now and it's me. So anyway, man, like the whole, the whole thing over there in Ukraine just. God, it gives me like, the drones give me nightmares.

[Lewis]

Trump's on a roll.

[Mike]

Can you imagine that? Just, I thought, you know, do you know when you see that little piece of equipment that's not worth anything?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It's coming right at. You're like this thing. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And they're really.

[Mike]

Probably stop and hover and you're like, those, those sick are laughing at me right before they kill me, dude.

[Jimmy]

They literally freeze frame, like the picture of right before they hit people. And it's sad.

[Mike]

It really is sad. It's sad, it's sad. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, need to get like a net.

[Lewis]

Like you shoot a net out. Like they're trying to shoot it with a 5. Do they have it now?

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, all the stuff they use against these FPV drones, like, are not as effective as you would hope they would be.

[Jimmy]

No, dude, there's a whole video of.

[Mike]

Of like, it's like trying to shoot a fly with a BB gun.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

They're out there with 12 gauge buckshot trying to take these things down.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, net guns, they. The EMR ones, they use like the drone defender type systems where you're basically shooting like a ray of. Of jammer at these FPV drones. And like, these things are fast, they're nimble. There's a dude who's been flying these for the last six months straight and.

[Jimmy]

He'S probably a gamer.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And it just doesn't work the way you want to. And guess what? If it does work, then there's 15 more drones behind it. They cost 300 bucks a piece or whatever to make.

[Jimmy]

How much does it cost to train one infantryman and equip them? Probably about 10 grand.

[Matt]

I was going to ask too, for the. The counter, the drone counter technology. Right. What about like, robotics? I've seen some robotics things right. Where it's Just a robot with a, I don't know, like a bell fed weapon. And it's going crazy.

[Jimmy]

I mean sword.

[Matt]

But I feel like how effective could that really be? You know, not effective. So where are they on any sort of tech like that?

[Tyler]

So the, besides jamming, the biggest thing is jamming. Yeah, but that doesn't. That's one of the reasons why they moved to do the wire guys fiber optic stuff is because now you can't jam anything. So then you have to try and cut fiber optic or you mask yourself. It, it all goes back to like old school warfare. It goes back to camouflaging yourself, moving your unit quickly. Don't stay in one place too long. Like all the things be careful when.

[Jimmy]

You cross a linear danger area.

[Lewis]

Do they not have cars?

[Jimmy]

Dude, the cars are.

[Lewis]

You don't drive anything.

[Tyler]

Yeah, cars will get full up.

[Mike]

But are drones faster than cars? Oh yeah, there you go.

[Lewis]

But I'm saying like I don't see any armor.

[Jimmy]

No, no, the armor is ridiculous. Now where is it? I'll find you.

[Lewis]

We don't see any videos.

[Jimmy]

I'll find you some videos of like the drone arm.

[Matt]

I saw a video of a drone striking what looked like maybe a Humvee with two guys in it on I think was maybe a supply run.

[Mike]

I don't know why I thought. You said nothing wrong. And I. You said a Humvee with two guys in it. And I waited a second. I look at Mike, It comes down to the windshield and two dudes are like.

[Jimmy]

Just kill us.

[Mike]

Hurry up.

[Jimmy]

Get rid of that video.

[Matt]

It had, it had no armor. That thing struck, took out the driver. You know, know that.

[Lewis]

What kind of charges?

[Tyler]

I mean all sorts of thing. But the real popular one is like.

[Mike]

We'Re back to potato mode again.

[Tyler]

It's called a PG7, but an RPG warhead and that has its anti tank. It has a shape charge in it. So even if you're in an armored vehicle, they can still punch through that with an FPV drone.

[Lewis]

That little drone is carrying all that power.

[Jimmy]

God, dude, like. But I mean again, the infantry is not going to go away. My dad, dad was a tanker before he went to sof. He loves tanks. That's his first love. And he was like, tanks are done. There's not gonna be any more tanks. Not the way we use them. Not the way we use them.

[Tyler]

Well, what I was thinking that video we showed earlier where the guys were fighting in an urban area and it's a, a squad of dudes on the ground fighting who knows how many guys up in a building. One nice thing to have right there would have been some armor. Like they, you know, like, because.

[Jimmy]

Protected fire. Firepower.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Because everything from what I understand in Iraq and urban combat, a lot of, like, Bradley fighting Vehicles, a lot of tanks would come through and you could put around into a building if you needed to, but these guys are by themselves on foot, trying to figure it out.

[Lewis]

That's a problem.

[Matt]

The yellow paint on.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The problem is, is that you can't get a tank there because everybody's gonna see the tank.

[Tyler]

Sure.

[Jimmy]

And the drones are gonna be like, tank sure.

[Tyler]

There's also a lot more dudes on foot than there are tanks that can help them.

[Jimmy]

One of the other things you notice, too, how spread out, like, when we would move, we were moving in.

[Mike]

This is what. This is what everybody feels like, Mike, when you talk about cop stuff. Okay.

[Jimmy]

I was actually just thinking about that. I was actually.

[Lewis]

Santa's just good. No, no, no, no.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

No, nothing. Great. Go ahead. I'm listening. I listen, but I enjoy this because I don't.

[Mike]

You yawned. I want to be like, unbelievable. No, unbelievable.

[Lewis]

Dude, I'm listening. This is. I'm asking questions. I'm engaged. Like, I want to know about this.

[Jimmy]

So when. When we were moving in Iraq, we were moving in fire teams, the school squads, sometimes platoons. Right. We're moving in a relatively large group. We're still spread out. We still got 5 meters. Dude, when you watch the infantry fights, they're like two guys, maybe three guys.

[Lewis]

Ukraine videos are like two and three guys.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they're very spread out.

[Mike]

What unit are you in? Yeah, like, I. I'm not.

[Lewis]

I think some of them. Some of them don't know what they're doing. They're just like, if he doesn't have a yellow ribbon on the back of his shirt, like, oh, man. Like, they're gonna be out there for like, five more years after the war. Just run. These guys are OP doesn't look like they have any comms. They don't know what's going on. Or just run around, go out there.

[Jimmy]

And I mean. Well, I mean, the comms issue, too, is that, like, if you use comms, the Russians will direction find you and bucket dropper.

[Mike]

Really? I feel like that's like, you can't even use comms now in combat.

[Lewis]

So how do you tell each other things?

[Jimmy]

You got to go back to World War I tactics, really.

[Mike]

So even the most basic level whistles was that you.

[Lewis]

Let them know you're over Here?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

People are sending smoke signals.

[Mike]

Wait, so your basic level com stuff can't be used now?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because they're. They're gonna directional. The green box army thing you're talking about like the. The skl.

[Mike]

What, What.

[Jimmy]

What's the 119?

[Mike]

What's the green box radio in the army that no one knew how to work?

[Jimmy]

Oh, Singar.

[Tyler]

Singar radio.

[Mike]

Those things.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, you could use them. You have to have. But the issue is that the. Well, what I assume is the issue is that you've got got tiny little units of a bunch of random guys doing a bunch of random stu. There's not a whole bunch of command and control right now. And so then you have to do comic changeovers. How you gonna do that across the country? You have to have make sure everyone's got each other's freaks. How are you gonna do that across the country when this unit of guys is dead now? Because a week ago they were alive and now they're dead.

[Jimmy]

So they're now on. All on single channel.

[Mike]

He's not answering his radio.

[Lewis]

You got a guy calling on Instagram and you. Crane. Yeah, yeah, he's calling into the show. He's got.

[Mike]

Now they're gonna drop bombs on us.

[Lewis]

Chocolate's got something to say. He's got a video on how drones are looking. Oh, he sent it to somebody's DMs. I can look at anto here.

[Jimmy]

Hold on. Yeah, so, I mean, like when we were in Iraq, we were always like free cop ciphertext. We had to change it over all the time. You had to set dagger time. All that was going on. Going on. And it changed every week, which was really important. If you were like going out on a reconnaissance mission and you were going to be away when the frequency. When the. When the comps changed over, you had to have people stay on your compsec. Stay on your freak.

[Tyler]

Right.

[Jimmy]

Otherwise you'd lose comms and end up.

[Mike]

Oh, that's a shirt. Stay on your freak. Thank you.

[Jimmy]

Get your freak on. Yeah, that's kind of good.

[Tyler]

The freaks change out at night.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, the freaks. The freaks come out at night, I think.

[Mike]

Wait, what you say?

[Jimmy]

Oh, which one?

[Mike]

That's not. Stay. Stay on your freak.

[Jimmy]

Stay on your freak.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's a good one. I like that.

[Jimmy]

Stay on your freak. But like, that stuff had to happen. And it was very. I mean, it was very orchestrated, very choreographed. We all knew how to do it. These guys can't. So they're all single channel, plain text.

[Tyler]

Yeah. We have like relatively good command and control compared to what they're experiencing right now. So we have really good communication across cost. Our deployed forces, they can all talk to each other. We have a good, you know, email system with on the high side, on the secret side. So I don't know that they have all of that stuff. And so it's harder for them. And I think it all goes back to just like general war tactics speed. If you're gonna communicate on single channel plain text or on your cell phone or whatever, don't stay where you just sent a transmission from.

[Lewis]

So then your video suggest sent you.

[Tyler]

You're reducing how much you're talking on the radio too, because how important is this transmission I'm about to send? Can I leave where I'm at now? Because I just sent this.

[Jimmy]

It's sort of like the. The old school movies were like, hey, keep them talking so we can get a location like in the old school. Like when you Movies? Yeah, the old school cop movies. It's like, hey, dude, I know. I got 30 seconds.

[Lewis]

That's the old one. You know, that's the Orlando. Oh, this one is that. That thought I sent two.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And. And CC is a comms guy and he is like constantly telling people like, hey, you got to go back old school.

[Mike]

We get Nvidia maybe.

[Lewis]

I don't think it's the right one. Oh, I don't think the emails come through yet. Yeah, that is why the is there not two of them.

[Mike]

Why can't watch the other one.

[Lewis]

I sent two videos. That was Orlando shootout.

[Jimmy]

Oh, oh.

[Mike]

Between the SWAT team. Let's watch it.

[Lewis]

All right, get that other one then. Lois. It's a big one. It's none of those.

[Tyler]

It's.

[Lewis]

You didn't download it yet. It's in the email still. You have to bring it over.

[Jimmy]

Lewis is going to get so good at this after a few months.

[Lewis]

The one that says Orlando right there. There's nothing. It was there, I promise.

[Mike]

Is it? Was it?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And then while we got that, we got these. God damn, man.

[Mike]

Everyone's making Lewis work hard.

[Jimmy]

I know.

[Mike]

Lewis, I'm sending you something. You got now you got to guess where I sent it. And then it disappears once you look at it once sense.

[Jimmy]

So I mean, so as a EOD guy, while we're waiting for this to get some more like. I mean, aside from like net guns.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And like, what else are they? I mean, like, they're going old school too. Into like fishing line that.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So the. From everything I've Seen and I have some contacts over there who are Ukrainian EOD guys and that we, they tell me stuff they can tell me. Obviously they're not going to reveal anything over, over, you know, social media that they can't. But they're seeing everything from like World War II era EOD work to where it's like a bomb lane in someone's yard they have to rip a fuse out of all the way up to like literal flying computers with explosives on them, and they're having to do all that and everything in between. And if you take into account the environmental factor, where if you have the Russians launching a hundred thousand artillery rounds at you over the course of a few months, there's artillery rounds stuck in trees, there's artillery rounds laying on roofs, there's drones laying on roofs. So they're doing all sorts of crazy stuff right now.

[Mike]

Well, wait, you were a comms guy too, right?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so, so what are, what are some of the other issues that we've got here as far as like, you know, com sec and then like, you.

[Matt]

Know, rdf and as far as Russia's and Ukraine's concerned? I mean, he, he probably knows far more than I do on that. I just don't know much about that situation. But I mean, I, I, the first thought I had was crypto for sure.

[Lewis]

Check it now.

[Matt]

You know, so crypto, everybody being on the same frequency. I mean, that, that exactly what he was saying.

[Jimmy]

I'm trying to make sure we include everybody.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, thank you. I mean, I disagree with everything he said. I don't know enough about it to be able to expand on that, honestly.

[Mike]

Well, why we wrap up first? Thought I had when we wrap up.

[Lewis]

What the video should be, the check the email again, Louis, I'm sorry if it doesn't do that mail drop thing that doesn't attachment for something, some reason.

[Mike]

Matt, tell everybody, tell everybody where they can find you. I hate sounding like an official podcast. Yeah, there's a lot of people ask like, who are these guys? Yeah, we really don't, we really don't go into detail, man. We just have, we just sit down and go, yeah, Matt, you came here, you heard the podcast. You were like, hey man, can I come on the lives? We're like, yeah, absolutely. Got to know you. You me up with so much. I didn't know how to do.

[Tyler]

Like, I.

[Mike]

A lot of electronic press kits. He wrote this entire thing for us. When we did the broadcast, it was like three pages. I'm like, who did that? Who found all this he was like, oh, I did. And I was like, you did all that? He's like, yeah, man, that's what I do. Yeah. And he's, you're such a good dude. You've only cared about us succeeding. You really only care about everybody succeeding. You don't talk about anybody, you know, so, you know, you're a good dude, dude. And your Instagram is Matt Underscore.

[Matt]

No, it's. And thank you, by the way, man. I really appreciate that. You know, I, I kind of found my way in the entertainment industry by myself independently. And I know how difficult this whole thing is, especially the struggle of going from a military background into it, because this is a whole other world, but entertainment across the board. So thank you for that. You can find me at Matt Ocon 13911. Like I said, I do a lot of behind the scenes type stuff in the entertainment side of the business. Mostly like brand awareness, brand building. So, you know, if you're a veteran and you have a brand, you can DM me. I'm not going to charge you for a consultation. I'll wave that fee and, you know, we can talk about some strategy in that process. Just DM me and we can get started on that. So I appreciate it.

[Mike]

I'm telling you, dude, it's crazy. This. He sent me. I was like, who did all these analytics? And he was like, I didn't. And yeah, for someone, someone like me, that would have taken me 19 hours. Yeah, for somebody that does it. It was just, it was a couple hours out of your time.

[Matt]

Yeah, I mean, there's, and there's platforms and things too, that you can pull. You know, I gotta pull artists. You know, we call it like a metric audit. Right. So I gotta pull artist data all the time to just figure out, figure out certain paths we can take for success and monetization and stuff. So, yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm good with it. I like being behind the scenes. I'm not really in front of the camera too much. So this is a little new for me. But I mean, I've been on the other side of so many podcasts. Like, it's, it's, it's not too strange.

[Mike]

But like, Mike right now.

[Lewis]

Yeah, producer Mike. I got the Ukraine video, the drone videos. You guys ready for one?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You trying to outdo Lewis?

[Lewis]

No, I'm just gonna.

[Matt]

He's just taking over my job.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you're all right.

[Mike]

Everything's clear. Wow. We can see.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's, that's the trench. There's no sound on the thing right there.

[Lewis]

Press the switch with. There's.

[Mike]

A six.

[Lewis]

One. Oh, my God.

[Mike]

Just. Lewis, just tell him he's a stupid piece of.

[Lewis]

What do I have to push?

[Mike]

Come on, Mike. Yeah, Mike's fire.

[Lewis]

Mine's different. Which one do I push for the sound?

[Mike]

Press over here. And that's how you switch your mic. So he's like. There is volume, dumbass.

[Lewis]

He's like that. Yes. All right, let's try it.

[Mike]

You can't just do the producer role, Mike. It's not that easy.

[Lewis]

Last week.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Jesus.

[Mike]

Whoa. Futuristic.

[Jimmy]

That's. Yeah, your mic is muted when that.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

What are they shooting?

[Jimmy]

They're in a trench.

[Tyler]

They're fighting people.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they're fighting other people.

[Lewis]

Dude, Mike's back. All right, here we go. We got one more video with the drones.

[Mike]

Dude, could you imagine that? Like, someone's winning that you're fighting. There's no. That was a fun firefight. Yeah, like, someone's winning that and someone's.

[Jimmy]

Not coming home, like, when this is over.

[Mike]

Crazy.

[Jimmy]

I mean. So when I first got into the army, we were still practicing. What is it? Battle Drill 8, which was not, you know, enter. Enter a trench. You know, enter breach and conduct a missile breach of mind. Wire obstacle. And then you enter a clear trench. And, like, you had, like, a little flag that somebody that the RTO was wearing. Wearing, so that they could track your movement through the trench while they're outside the trench with binoculars, like General Patton. And, like, that was a whole thing. And then, like, you had to mark where your entry point was. You mark it with engineer tape, and you put smoke and, like, hey, this is where the reinforcements are coming in. This is the breach point. We haven't practiced that in forever, I'm sure, but looks like we're gonna need to.

[Lewis]

Number six. All right, ready for another video?

[Matt]

Video.

[Jimmy]

Send it.

[Lewis]

Here we go. Takes the trench from kamikaze drones, but.

[Mike]

What if the soldiers were outside at that moment? For such situations, there are special drone.

[Lewis]

Detectors that soldiers carry with them everywhere.

[Mike]

They detect an enemy drone signal from several kilometers away. And drone detectors, like, cha. Even show footage from enemy drones.

[Matt]

Whoa.

[Mike]

That looked kind of fuzzy and blurry.

[Jimmy]

But, I mean, that's. That's why they went to the fiber optics right there.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's not me.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. I'm saying, like, it shows what the drone sees, and it was just all fuzzy.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Mike]

You know that ain't gonna work. You got a drone Traveling at, what, 35 miles an hour?

[Tyler]

Probably Faster. I mean, it depends what they're doing too, because if they spot someone, they could slow down.

[Mike]

I can't even get the Internet to work here. You really think you're going to be able to see what, a drone traveling at 70 miles an hour?

[Tyler]

Yeah, sure.

[Mike]

To come kill you, Right? You're not gonna be able to see.

[Tyler]

Well, yeah, and I think the biggest thing, and they definitely do have that. I've seen that before, where they have like drone detectors they all wear on their kit, where if there's a drone in the area, it goes off. So at least you're like, hey, let me get back undercover. It's. Yeah, and then you take idf and you have an alarm go off, you run for cover.

[Jimmy]

Well, some of them are sound activated too, because they hear the high pitched wine that you can't necessarily hear. So, I mean, it's all.

[Lewis]

It's all we gotta do. The Lewis is on the hot seat.

[Jimmy]

Mike, you fixed all the problems.

[Lewis]

I know I did. I'm here. I'm here for you.

[Mike]

This is where we engage with the chat. And Lewis does an arubic cube.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we gotta get rid.

[Jimmy]

Come on.

[Mike]

Mix that in his pocket dog. He's got a holster for that.

[Jimmy]

You gotta have somebody else mix it up.

[Lewis]

Just switch the camera three, you dumbass.

[Mike]

Mike, he just forgets.

[Jimmy]

Peel the stickers off.

[Lewis]

I was working on something.

[Mike]

Is this like shuffling a deck of cards? Like the more I do it, the more it gets messed up. Or Jerry, you can say.

[Jimmy]

How many combinations are there?

[Lewis]

Why are you peeking? Quintilians.

[Mike]

Yeah, I've got four. I got five red. I don't like that. I don't like how there's five red. I'm trying to mess that up.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's hard.

[Lewis]

Like every part of it.

[Mike]

You can't even hold it. All right, so no matter what, I could do this for a year. You can solve it in 10 seconds.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

It'S very confident.

[Mike]

I mean, that's what I'm saying. There's no way I can shuffle this to a point where it would make it harder for you.

[Lewis]

There's not really the hardest scramble in the world. You can take all the colors off of it and put them in your pocket. Then he's got to figure out which ones.

[Mike]

Break it.

[Lewis]

I did last week and he still solved it.

[Mike]

All right, let's see. Stopwatch.

[Lewis]

We gotta give him chat. How long do you need to look at it?

[Mike]

You got to look at it very long.

[Jimmy]

All right, I'll.

[Lewis]

I'll tell you Guys. All right, everybody, get your bets in. How long is it going to take? A little hold up. What are you doing?

[Tyler]

In last time?

[Lewis]

Put it in.

[Mike]

10 and a half.

[Lewis]

10 and a half seconds last time. Yeah, get in the chat. How fast will Lewis solve the Ruby's cube? Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

[Mike]

See it?

[Tyler]

Are you ready?

[Lewis]

Oh, no, no.

[Mike]

On your mark. No, no. You ready?

[Lewis]

No.

[Mike]

Are you giving him some time?

[Lewis]

Yeah, we're hyping the chat.

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay.

[Lewis]

We're hyping up the chat. Let's go.

[Mike]

Le did it last time in 10 and a half seconds.

[Jimmy]

How long that was.

[Matt]

That was his to say.

[Tyler]

12. I'm gonna say it's gonna be higher this time.

[Matt]

I'm gonna say 13, man. Having an off night tonight.

[Mike]

Nine.

[Jimmy]

Nine. I'm just switching the camera around like crazy. Nine and a half seconds.

[Mike]

All right, Lewis, I think you're right with 13. I'm feeling 13.

[Tyler]

11.9 on.

[Mike]

All right, the camera's on.

[Lewis]

We're on camera one.

[Mike]

All right, you ready ls y on your mark, get set, go. Ten and a half.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

You were off a little bit.

[Mike]

No, I was.

[Jimmy]

I. I'm.

[Mike]

I'm giving it back. It's 10.9, but I.

[Lewis]

It was close to 10.

[Matt]

He.

[Lewis]

He got done. And then by the time.

[Jimmy]

You gota got.

[Mike]

You guys got to give me some kind of like. All right, let's do it again.

[Jimmy]

Let's do it again.

[Tyler]

Say 10 and a half seconds.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm thinking that was 10 and a half.

[Matt]

I'm G. Say 10 flat.

[Lewis]

I'm going 10 flat on that one.

[Mike]

10 flat.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[Mike]

Yeah. Super chat.

[Jimmy]

I said nine and a half.

[Mike]

Conservative chocolate. 11. Oh, 11 seconds. Ah, that was close.

[Tyler]

Jamie. That's hilarious.

[Jimmy]

That's all right. I'm Timu. Ron Jeremy. Don't you talk to me like that.

[Lewis]

War hero. This cop talk sucks. All right, Louis.

[Jimmy]

All right, man.

[Lewis]

I'm feeling it. Let's go.

[Mike]

That's pretty shuffled.

[Jimmy]

And I shuffled a pretty good.

[Mike]

I take you pre.

[Lewis]

I got it. I got it.

[Mike]

He's got gotta say done.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, all right.

[Mike]

Say done because he. You're not gonna know when he's done.

[Jimmy]

All right, Lewis, you gotta use your man voice. Done.

[Lewis]

He's busy thinking. He can't stop when he's done.

[Mike]

He's not think anymore.

[Tyler]

I'll say done. I'm right next to him.

[Lewis]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

All right, all right, hold on. We're gonna pick a song.

[Jimmy]

Put him in the chats, boys. Just put them in the chat.

[Mike]

Paradise City.

[Lewis]

Leave it, let it run.

[Mike]

All right, all right, all right.

[Lewis]

Take me down, titties. Paradise.

[Mike]

On your mark, get set, Go.

[Lewis]

Done.

[Mike]

Oh, 10. 10.3.

[Jimmy]

I said 9.5, man.

[Tyler]

That's crazy. I said 10.3.

[Jimmy]

You did, you did.

[Lewis]

That is like. I could watch that all night, dude. I don't know how like stuff.

[Mike]

But you're.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you.

[Mike]

You're. You're definitely plateaued. I think you like, you're.

[Lewis]

You're not allowed back next week until you get into knives. We're staying here all week. Keep going then. We're here all week.

[Mike]

You got tired of rub. Like, what does your brain do? Are you. Think like our brains? Louis, do you see?

[Lewis]

Stay tuned. We're about to solve a major disorder. What is your brain doing, Lois?

[Mike]

I can't. Like, is that a gift for real or can anybody do that with practice?

[Lewis]

No. I mean, I looked up a guy.

[Matt]

And then over time I practice and get better.

[Lewis]

You know, he sees colors.

[Jimmy]

He sees.

[Matt]

Oh, oh.

[Jimmy]

A regular person.

[Mike]

Somebody could run a mile in three and a half minutes. I could never do that. But they're like, oh, I just practice. I'm more likely. Some people are gifted.

[Lewis]

I'm more likely to run a three minute mile.

[Matt]

Determination to be able to like, practice.

[Lewis]

For like a long time in order to work. No, you're seeing things. You just don't know it. You're so smart. You don't know how smart you are.

[Mike]

Were you in gifted classes?

[Lewis]

No, just standard.

[Mike]

Just standard.

[Lewis]

Can you play?

[Mike]

I mean. I do.

[Lewis]

Good.

[Matt]

I'm mad.

[Lewis]

Can you play any music instruments? What do you play? Piano. Piano. There you go.

[Mike]

It's the same. Same, Same.

[Lewis]

You have to read the music. Or can you play it from sound? I do.

[Jimmy]

By here?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

See?

[Tyler]

Yeah. I knew he could see colors.

[Mike]

I can get out of.

[Lewis]

We don't have a piano. Next week there will be a piano. We're playing music next week. Lewis is doing the outro. Next week?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Don't forget to tune in Monday, 11am don't forget, our store is live. The anti hero broadcast.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Hit the. Hit the merch store.

[Jimmy]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Lewis]

The.

[Jimmy]

The gun shoot. South Carolina. Carolina.

[Mike]

I don't have the image up, but.

[Lewis]

I might have it. Hold on, hold on. Mike's here.

[Mike]

If you're in South Carolina, come visit us.

[Lewis]

Lewis might have removed it. Is it still there?

[Mike]

Lewis?

[Lewis]

It's gone. Which one? The gun shoot one was there.

[Mike]

No, he never was.

[Lewis]

Right. It Was on. It was in the image file last week. All right. Play the skin flute.

[Jimmy]

That.

[Lewis]

That copyright here. Played the skin flute. He rested the skin flute.

[Mike]

Y' all up.

[Tyler]

Just don't play it in public.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, or an fpg FPV drones coming into your hump.

[Mike]

What I do want to do is I want. I mean, this is gonna sound gay.

[Lewis]

Before I say this gay thing. I'm gonna tell everybody.

[Mike]

I'm really. I'm really happy with the people that are in our chats in our small community, because as people come in, in, they're really welcoming. And you know what? I'm being dead serious. Stop making fun of me when I'm trying to be cool.

[Jimmy]

It's annoying, isn't it?

[Mike]

I'm trying to be real. I'm trying to say I appreciate all these people.

[Lewis]

We appreciate you guys.

[Mike]

Mike's laughing at you.

[Lewis]

No, I think I might produce. I like this.

[Jimmy]

I don't know, dog, dude. No, you're the talent, Mike.

[Lewis]

Oh, I can do it from right here. No.

[Mike]

Nobody wanted to know if you could do 10 push ups and then do the Rubik's Cube.

[Lewis]

I don't think you do 10 push ups like you want me to do with both hands. You have to do the Rubik's Cube in your mouth while you're doing push ups.

[Mike]

No, dude, because what they want is they want to see you do something and then run right into it.

[Jimmy]

So, like, when we would, like, we.

[Lewis]

Would dress, shoot this, run into the door as fast you can, and crash.

[Mike]

Don't.

[Jimmy]

Don't do that. Don't do that.

[Mike]

We'll have you do, do like, like back and forth in the parking lot on your bike. Yeah. And then you jump right off your bike and do the roof and see if you can do it, because your stress in your brain might cause you to do it in 20 seconds if.

[Lewis]

It'S not 10 seconds we take.

[Mike]

Also is a factor too. The what?

[Lewis]

The nerves.

[Mike]

Oh, I know.

[Lewis]

That's what.

[Mike]

That'll mess up your nerves.

[Lewis]

What is your fastest time on record? 5.01. You think the nerves are being influenced front of it can cause your performance. Yeah, yeah, I've had that happen. I've had the nerves. Get the best of me.

[Tyler]

Stage fright.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yeah. That's what it's called, stage fright. I swear it's bigger. I swear it is.

[Mike]

Jimmy, how much would it take for us to be able to tase you? How much money?

[Jimmy]

I mean, you've been tased, right?

[Lewis]

I've been tased too.

[Mike]

It's Five seconds and it's done. It's over with forever.

[Tyler]

Well.

[Jimmy]

What are we.

[Mike]

What we talking about?

[Lewis]

Like, how much would it.

[Mike]

How much would it cost?

[Jimmy]

Who's getting the money?

[Tyler]

You are.

[Jimmy]

Oh, it's not the antihero podcast? No, I was gonna say 25 million.

[Mike]

How much?

[Jimmy]

500.

[Mike]

You'd be tased for 500 bucks. If we raised it next night shift.

[Lewis]

If we raised a Taser.

[Mike]

Dude, I don't. That's the problem. I don't have a taser. We'd have to borrow one from a cop. All right, you know what I do have? You know what I do have? I have. I have leftover pepper spray.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I. I've been hit with OC part.

[Mike]

All right, we can pepper spray you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you can pepper spray me for five. It's not. Don't slice it through my eyeballs.

[Mike]

Well, no, it would. We would do it however you wanted. But, dude, if.

[Tyler]

If you want to tase them, just go to spirit Halloween, get a penis costume.

[Lewis]

Will tell you how much to get you outside.

[Mike]

What if we went to the intersection over there and we dressed you up and we, like, put, like, dirt all over you, and we put you, and we said, I'm. I'm a war veteran and see how much money you get? We would double it. Oh, man. But every time. And then we're gonna have somebody pull up, like Chocolate or Matt and pull up and go, hey, get your ass back to vfw. You flick them off and run.

[Lewis]

I think we chasing with a drone, too.

[Mike]

Why?

[Jimmy]

Why am I the guy?

[Lewis]

We start getting enough money raised, I might go out there, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, we get enough money. I mean, like, everything has a price.

[Mike]

Somebody just FedEx us a taser, no questions asked.

[Jimmy]

Take it out of evidence, boys. Yeah, we're not actually encouraging that, by the way. That's all a joke.

[Mike]

100 commit crimes. All right, that's it.

[Lewis]

One more.

[Tyler]

That's it.

[Mike]

Well, you want another song?

[Lewis]

One more song.

[Matt]

All right, one more.

[Mike]

Lifestyle.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we still got 50 boys in the chat tonight.

[Mike]

Oh, it's late.

[Lewis]

I gotta drive the home.

[Jimmy]

You and me both, partner.

[Lewis]

God.

[Jimmy]

All right, one more. Yeah, I mean, like, I. I stone sober as a judge tonight.

[Lewis]

Lewis, mix it up one more time. Lewis is gonna break 10 seconds.

[Mike]

You mix. He ain't.

[Lewis]

Mix it up. Mix it up.

[Mike]

He ain't breaking no 10 seconds.

[Lewis]

One more time.

[Matt]

Yeah, so no push ups?

[Mike]

No push ups.

[Matt]

Not today.

[Lewis]

He's got worked up to the push ups.

[Matt]

Yeah, he got Stretch, Dynamic, Warm Up.

[Jimmy]

This is his. What's that other PT test you guys have in the Marine Corps?

[Matt]

It's not the ACFT or you just have the pft. Cft.

[Jimmy]

The one where you got to, like, pull and carry and cft.

[Matt]

I don't know what they do now.

[Lewis]

Where can you see it?

[Mike]

The camera called. Switching the camera angle so they.

[Lewis]

I forgot about the.

[Mike]

There you go. The lazy producer thing where he puts it on everybody.

[Lewis]

I gotta go to Lewis now.

[Mike]

All right, all right, all right.

[Jimmy]

Here we go, boys.

[Lewis]

We're a potato again, so it doesn't matter.

[Mike]

Oh, are we.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we are close to potato.

[Lewis]

Under 10, Mark. Think.

[Mike]

Get set. Godamn. 9.1.

[Jimmy]

Hey, dude.

[Lewis]

Impressive, dude.

[Jimmy]

You are. You are the man at the Cube.

[Lewis]

I said it.

[Mike]

There's.

[Lewis]

There's better people that do that. Yeah. Well, in this humble. Andy. That's all right.

[Jimmy]

I got called teu Rob o' Neal in this thing tonight.

[Matt]

You did?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, in the chat.

[Mike]

What's our producer doing over there?

[Lewis]

Checking the chat. Checking the chat.

[Mike]

Chat's right in front of you, dude. No, you're not. You're texting.

[Lewis]

I'm getting real.

[Mike]

I know what that is.

[Lewis]

Real time information.

[Mike]

We know what that is. When somebody goes like this.

[Lewis]

Yeah. You know what?

[Mike]

He just tried lying to us. The chat's right in front of him on the computer.

[Lewis]

See it?

[Mike]

Liar.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, you know what? Cerber is a judge.

[Mike]

Good for you.

[Tyler]

Wow.

[Mike]

Smell the C4. All right. Smells like pink. Pink.

[Lewis]

Don't forget Monday. Next week. Are we doing Wednesday?

[Mike]

Yeah, we're doing Wednesday. I don't know if. Do we want to do the night shift on Wednesday, too?

[Lewis]

I think we take. I think we take.

[Mike]

I want to do something. I will be. I will be doing something live on Thanksgiving for the boys. If you guys want, I can jump in the Thanksgiving night. I just. I know that. I know. I've done it. We've all done it. We've all spent holidays alone. Whether we were divorced, kids were with mom, we were deployed, we were working. Yeah. I mean, it's like nobody. Nobody deserves to spend holidays alone. So.

[Lewis]

So if you. If you're alone, you come join us.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I don't care if there's one person in there.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mike]

One person's not alone on the holidays.

[Lewis]

There's football on a night. They'll be by that. They already had their.

[Jimmy]

But I mean, anything. Anything to help out the. I mean, like, because there's going to be cops out there working that night.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

There's gonna be firemen. Out there.

[Lewis]

Boys will be out remote, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's remote. It's remote.

[Lewis]

We'll do Wednesday morning broadcast.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And then Thursday.

[Jimmy]

Thursday.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, it's have to be forever. We just jump on Thursday night sometime and.

[Lewis]

No, Thursday night is a Thanksgiving.

[Mike]

I. That's what I'm saying. Oh, Mike doesn't want to spend time with you on Thanksgiving.

[Lewis]

No. Randomly jump on. You know, give him a time.

[Mike]

We'll give them a time. We don't have to do it right now.

[Lewis]

We might be on Thursday.

[Mike]

My Mike might be too busy for y'. All.

[Lewis]

Nothing to do. What are you talking about? I'm the most non business. He's like, there is.

[Jimmy]

I want no part of this. Don't look at me, man.

[Mike]

Join my side.

[Jimmy]

You're the Sith Lord.

[Lewis]

Maybe we'll play Warhammer that night.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that would be dope. I got a video and everything. Yeah.

[Mike]

Cuts it off, turns it on. The outro.

[Lewis]

I actually, I just like.

[Mike]

That would be so cool.

[Lewis]

I downloaded call of Duty 7 or whatever.

[Mike]

Black Jimmy and the black lung.

[Jimmy]

Dude. My wife made me laugh so hard. There was a video that I watched. I was like. I laughed and then I coughed and coughed and coughed. I was like, that video almost killed me. I laughed.

[Mike]

I. I haven't laughed hard, like tonight in a while. You guys all cracked me up.

[Lewis]

Oh, I gotta push the outro. Do we do an outro on this? We just end it.

[Mike]

I think we do outro.

[Lewis]

You run that long thing.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I am not.

[Mike]

Bye, guys.

[Jimmy]

Later on, guys.

[Mike]

Not yet.

[Jimmy]

Not yet.

[Lewis]

Atlas didn't have it set up properly.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. God damn it.

[Lewis]

This. This week, Monday normal 11 to 1 and Wednesday 11 to 1 for the broadcast. And Thursday night will be a special, special Thanksgiving edition from a remote.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, from our secret mountain fortress.

[Mike]

Yeah, you spent. Lewis, you spend Thanksgiving with the family.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I will.

[Mike]

Always spending Thanksgiving with the families. But I just. I. I know that there's dudes out there that are just gonna be like, well, come on. Not that they're sad, but I don't think that anybody should spend the holidays.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Lewis]

We'll be there. My, my. What is it? My kitchen. Is my laptop where those guys post on? Thanks. Thanksgiving. All right, you guys have a good night. Great night. Don't forget Wednesday during the day Thursday night for all you people. The Tyler Said have no family and no life. We'll be there for you. Welcome to the night.

[Mike]

It. Sa.