The Night Shift (11/26/2025) Terror In DC

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast: "The Night Shift (11/26/2025) – Terror In DC"

Date: November 27, 2025
Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast
Hosts: Jimmy, Tyler, Mike, Lewis, Kenny
Special Focus: Breaking news event—"Terror in DC" involving the shooting and death of two National Guard soldiers
Audience: Veterans, first responders, and listeners interested in military/law enforcement culture

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Episode Overview

This Night Shift episode aired on the heels of a tragic breaking news event: a shooting in Washington, DC, that left two National Guard members dead, reportedly killed by an Afghan national who entered the U.S. under the Biden Administration's Operation Allies Welcome. The crew—midway through building out their new studio—dropped the jokes and set talk to dissect events, sort truth from rumor, grieve, and sound off on policy and brotherhood. Later, the show segued into a long-form, cathartic mix of news analysis, banter, audience Q&A, and sharp (often dark) humor aimed at processing tragedy and poking fun at one another.

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Key Topics & Insights

1. Breaking News: Terror Attack in DC

• Event Recap (03:35-05:32)

  • Reports of two National Guard soldiers shot and killed in DC.
  • Suspect described as a 29-year-old Afghan national paroled in 2021 under Operation Allies Welcome.
  • Crew explicitly refuses to share graphic photos of fallen soldiers out of respect for their families.
  • Uncertainty over the initial conflicting reports—hosts suspect early announcement of deaths before official notifications (03:53 – Tyler).

• Policy & Political Reaction (05:00–06:59)

  • Discussion about how the suspect was able to enter the US legally; hosts blame insufficient vetting and tie it to "feel good" policies after the Afghan withdrawal.
  • "That's as American as it gets. Right. Come in the country illegally under a president that opened the border, and after he's gone, you kill two American soldiers. God, man, ain't that America?" – Tyler (05:37).

• Terminology Debate (05:50–05:57)

  • Query if this is a "green on blue" attack or simply "terrorism."
  • Lewis: "I think you just call it terrorism."

2. Security, Protocols & ROEs for National Guard in DC

• Are Soldiers Armed on the Streets? (12:06–13:42)

  • Uncertainty about whether National Guard members are allowed to carry loaded weapons while deployed domestically. Experiences vary by situation—often carried, but sometimes not loaded for optics.

• National Guard vs. Law Enforcement Authority (17:35–17:49)

  • Disambiguates who holds authority at such scenes—often Capitol Police or local PD have primacy.

3. Processing Tragedy with Humor

• Gallows Humor and Brotherhood (08:21–08:27)

  • The crew reiterate that dark jokes are how soldiers and cops cope: "If you knew any of these dudes...they would have been joking me, too. So I didn't take any offense to it." – Jimmy.

• Criticism of Policy Response/Political Messaging (06:37–06:59)

  • Expresses frustration at media and politicians for prioritizing optics over effective enforcement.
  • Points out hypocrisy: "ICE is deporting illegals and...this guy’s running around the country legally." – Tyler.

4. Law Enforcement Review: The ‘Train Incident’

• Special Guest–Kenny's Segment (35:03–51:12)

  • Analysis of a viral police incident: Officer accidentally parks an arrestee on train tracks, train hits car.
  • The officer was criminally charged for the accident, but the team debates whether “malicious” charges are fair.
  • Kenny: “She was negligent by all means, yes. But malicious, no, by any…” (47:58)
  • Tyler & Jimmy argue at length that lack of pursuit/chase experience in today’s “de-policed” environments sets up officers for disaster.

• Training, Brotherhood, and Mental Health (41:07–42:19)

  • The psychological impact and fallout—officer loses brotherhood/network, faces depression.

5. Audience Q&A, Superchats, Banter

• Community and Support

  • Numerous shout-outs and thanks to supporters in the live chat (10:07, 21:24), including war stories, inside jokes, and shared grief.
  • Multiple mentions of the antihero merch shop and humorous “talent” squabbles (22:11, 25:04).

• Veteran Traditions & Memorial Segment (106:08–107:23)

  • Jimmy shares the story behind “legacy books”—fallen soldiers get to pick their memorial song ("Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees).

6. Show Culture: Humor, Roasts, and Inside Jokes

• Physical Bits: The “Height Contest” (32:45–34:03)
  • The crew holds a tape-measure contest to determine (and roast) how tall each person is—even “with boots on.”
• Panelist Superlatives and Roasts
  • Tyler's gym habits, Mike's “talent” label, Lewis’ tech lessons, frequent digs at short heights, and gentle ribbing over podcast junk food stashes.
  • Running gag: “Drink up” whenever Jimmy references Iraq/deployment.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• On responsibility to the families:
  "We’re not gonna show American service members laying dead in the street before their families are officially notified.” – Mike (03:36)

• On government policy:
  "This guy was legally let into the country by Biden, not vetted. And killed two Americans." – Tyler (05:24)

• On gallows humor:
  "If you get upset about us making jokes—if you’ve ever been a soldier or first responder, dude, this is how we deal with it.” – Jimmy (08:27)

• After playing the viral ‘train cop’ video:
  "Her explanation of it is too detailed...It to me, it’s like, she had to go to trial, so I’m sure she's gonna articulate all that." – Tyler (48:56)
  "She was negligent by all means, yes. But malicious, no, by any [means].” – Kenny (47:58)

• On brotherhood loss:
  "She’s getting fired. She’s getting criminally charged...and then has no network to fall back on. That brotherhood's supposed to be there in these times of need...and no one could associate with her." – Kenny (41:16–42:19)

• On tactics after the DC shooting:
  "When you take two brothers from people...they tuned him up." – Mike (10:59)
  "That’s an act of war.” – Tyler (16:24)

• On why authorities lose good people:
  “Cops get themselves—rightfully, wrongfully—in these situations...they get in these awful situations, don’t get backing...and people want to get back into the job that chewed you up.” – Mike (40:02)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• Technical Set/Podcast Banter: 00:00–03:09
• Breaking Terror Attack in DC: 03:35–09:01
• National Guard protocols/Response Policy: 12:06–13:42
• Processing Grief with Humor: 08:21–08:27, 16:24–19:01
• Analysis of Viral Train Cop Incident: 35:03–51:12, picks back up 71:14–73:44
• Brotherhood, Law Enforcement Culture: 41:07–42:19; 43:01
• Tape-Measure Height Gags & Roasting: 32:45–34:03
• Veteran Memorials/Loss: 106:08–107:23
• Final Roundtable & Closing: 115:03–end

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Tone & Language

• Language: Barracks humor; candid, unfiltered police and military shop talk; frequent swearing
• Tone: Alternates between serious, frustrated, irreverent, grieving, and cathartic/darkly comic
• Dynamic: High-energy back-and-forth, relentless inside jokes and quips (e.g., “drink up” whenever Iraqi/war references drop), emphasis on mutual support—even when razzing one another.

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Listener Takeaways

• This episode functions as both a real-time reaction to a tragedy hitting at the heart of the Antihero audience and as a gritty, sometimes inappropriately funny processing session among veterans and cops.
• The hosts’ refusal to sensationalize or “broadcast death” contrasts with the political finger-pointing and instant online outrage they critique.
• They highlight the alienation and risk facing both military members and police today—underscored by critiques of policies ("Operation Allies Welcome" vetting failures) and a system that criminalizes honest mistakes.
• The train incident discussion acts as a Rorschach test for judgment, empathy, and gallows humor in policing.
• Throughout, the hosts underline the importance of brotherhood, making the best of bad days, and never losing sight of the human cost behind the headlines.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new, expect a tumultuous blend of sardonic wit, unfiltered grief, and rapid-fire debate on policy, protocols, and cultural changes in policing and the military. The panel processes trauma out loud—and always with community.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night shift.

[Tyler]

Here we are.

[Mike]

I don't even know if anybody can hear us.

[Tyler]

Can anybody hear us?

[Lewis]

Check.

[Mike]

They can.

[Tyler]

How does he know?

[Jimmy]

Green dots over there.

[Tyler]

No, that means we're transmitting sound. So do you see the little setup button on the screen? No, no, no, no, no, no. On the. On the stream yard.

[Jimmy]

What does that sound like?

[Mike]

All right. They said audio is good.

[Tyler]

Go to audio. And then one of those is. How's that? There we go. All right. Oh, man. It's been a long day.

[Jimmy]

It has been a day.

[Mike]

It has been. We. This is probably the most underprepared night show we've ever done that.

[Kenny]

I mean, it is.

[Mike]

We've been building out the new set all day.

[Tyler]

Whole dance routine ready for later. Moses dancing tonight.

[Mike]

Mike podcasted about five minutes ago.

[Tyler]

No, it was like 20 minutes ago.

[Mike]

He helped out about 20 minutes on the set.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

Wait till you guys see the new set, though. It's pretty dope.

[Jimmy]

I was working like a Hebrew pyramid.

[Kenny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

Jimmy. Jimmy did a lot.

[Tyler]

I had a show.

[Mike]

I had a show. Mike the talent had a show.

[Tyler]

I had a show. It's not my fault. This is on Wednesday and I have a show.

[Mike]

That's fair.

[Tyler]

I unpeeled a lot of those things.

[Jimmy]

Hey.

[Mike]

Hey.

[Jimmy]

We other Tyler, we found her. Your nickname is Fed.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it seems like it. You don't get to choose your own nickname, so.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's why we had to move it to tonight because the feds don't work on Thanksgiving.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's weird.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You weren't going to be able to make it tomorrow.

[Mike]

Yeah, I won't be able to make it tomorrow. It's a mandatory four day weekend on the feds.

[Lewis]

Let the conspir start.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Tyler]

Oh, man.

[Jimmy]

And on top of that, like, I. I was like, get my Instagram. And everything was getting blown up. I'm like, dude, did you guys see this?

[Tyler]

He's a superstar. His Instagram's getting blowed up. Tell me about it, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

No, no, not.

[Mike]

You're talking about the.

[Tyler]

I'm talking. You're getting the updates. Yeah.

[Mike]

D.C. well, we were getting them and he wasn't. So like 30 minutes ago, he's like, dude, I'm like, it's all over Instagram. He's like, I just checked it.

[Jimmy]

I've been. I was so busy, you know? Yeah, you were up there laying bricks.

[Tyler]

He did a lot of work and I. I said I would have hired people.

[Jimmy]

He was like, why don't we just go to Home Depot?

[Mike]

Yeah, we ended the show this morning, ate lunch, and worked on the set all the way up until now.

[Tyler]

Mostly done.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's mostly done.

[Tyler]

We're gonna have it done by Monday.

[Mike]

I'll have. I'll have it done by Monday.

[Tyler]

You're gonna do it?

[Mike]

Are you gonna do it?

[Tyler]

Are you gonna do it?

[Mike]

I'm gonna do it. Are you coming?

[Tyler]

I could come.

[Mike]

No, you're good.

[Tyler]

She works all weekend. I can come.

[Mike]

You guys heard that.

[Tyler]

I don't hear no nonsense. I get called the talent because I have my show falls on the same day as this show.

[Jimmy]

Well, you are the talent.

[Tyler]

I'm not. I am not.

[Lewis]

Yeah, just lean into that one.

[Tyler]

No, Reagan was a town. He's gone. I'm. I'm just nobody.

[Jimmy]

Reagan.

[Mike]

All right, so topic of the night, what we decided to do is we talked about it and all. All though all the pictures are up all over Instagram. Like the Charlie Kirk death. We're not gonna show American service members laying dead in the street before their families are officially notified. So there's been conflicting reports, as Tyler pointed out, that whether or not they're deceased, I think we all know. Well, actually, Tyler is the one that probably that said what happened was they most likely announced it when they weren't supposed to because they haven't notified the families officially. So now there's conflicting stories, but it sounds like they're both deceased and. But do you know.

[Tyler]

Do you know who the suspect is?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we got the picture.

[Mike]

It's. It's a guy named Tom Smith, right? Irish dude? No, no. No way.

[Tyler]

This, if you can believe this, it's an Afghan national.

[Mike]

What? No, no, that can't be Afghan national. It. Was he here legally?

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Mike]

We got that.

[Jimmy]

They got the booking picture already.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Tyler]

29 year old. I'm not gonna say his name because I can't pronounce it. He doesn't deserve it, but it's a lot of letters. I highly doubt. Oh, legally.

[Mike]

No.

[Tyler]

Under. Under humanitarian parole. Oh, there it is. The suspect entered the U. S. Legally in 2021 under Human Humanitarian parole as part of Biden administration Operation allies. They let him in. It was. It was. It was the feel good Afghan let in after the bad.

[Jimmy]

After guys were planes.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

After the withdrawal, they felt bad, so they left. This guy was legally let into the country by Biden, not vetted. And killed two Americans.

[Mike]

What? Two American soldiers in D.C. yes.

[Jimmy]

What a bag, dude.

[Tyler]

I mean, that's. That's. That's as American as it gets. Right. Come in the country illegally under a president that opened the border, and after he's gone, you kill two American soldiers. God, man, ain't that America?

[Jimmy]

So do we call that green on blue? Is that green on blue?

[Lewis]

I. I think you just call it terrorism.

[Tyler]

That's. Well, I'm just gonna say, if somebody's.

[Mike]

Setting somebody off, the FBI is already in there.

[Tyler]

It's got it.

[Lewis]

Terrible. Yeah, they've already.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they've got the car batteries and the towels and water ready to go.

[Mike]

I think I saw Cash Patel there already. I. I think I did. I think I saw him doing some kind of press conference. So we've been. I mean, we, like, everybody. We've been keeping up to date with it from Instagram. I haven't watched the news. It probably would have been smart, huh?

[Tyler]

You don't have time to watch the news.

[Mike]

Yeah, I've been building a.

[Tyler]

Man.

[Jimmy]

I hate the. I mean, like, first of all, if you guys get upset about the fact that we're making jokes, like, if you've ever been a soldier. First responder, dude.

[Mike]

Yeah, Wait, I didn't get the joke.

[Tyler]

Well, he said, we're laughing in general, so somebody's gonna clip this and be like, look at these. It's tragedy. And I pointed it out. Shouldn't be here. Allowed in under a weak president, weak country at the time. And now that we're trying to enforce those laws, we're. We're bullies. And it's terrible that ICE is deporting illegals and. But this guy's running around the country legally, so, I mean, like, you know.

[Jimmy]

Tyler was making fun of my tattoo on my arm today.

[Mike]

No, no, I'll say it.

[Tyler]

No, I'll say, everybody hates you enough.

[Mike]

It wasn't.

[Tyler]

It.

[Mike]

It. I didn't mean anything by it. No, I said, jimmy, where'd you get your tattoo? Go. Go up to one of those cameras and show your tattoo. It's a memorial tattoo, and it's a great tattoo, but it's old. And I said, jimmy, did you get your tattoo done in jail? Right there. I said, did you. Did you get your tattoo done in jail? And he said, no, that's just my buddies that died overseas on a ladder.

[Tyler]

Looking down at you.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Busting his ass for the studio. He had to inform you that your joke was really bad.

[Mike]

I wasn't making a joke. Oh, I kind of was, but.

[Jimmy]

But here's the thing, man. Like, first of all, if you knew any of these dudes, like, they would have been looked at you and be like, jesus, Jimmy. That's what we got for Memorial. We couldn't get a better tattoo. You son of a.

[Tyler]

Can't update it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, you can't get that filled in. Your daughter does tattoo.

[Tyler]

That's Atari Graphics.

[Jimmy]

So if you knew Greg Rundell or Josh Madden or Keith Biscuits or any of those dudes, they would have been like, bro, come on, man. They would have been joking me, too. So I didn't take any offense to it. And look like dudes got. Dudes got killed today in D.C. and I guarantee you, those dudes are. First of all, they're in a way better place because they were great Americans. They're great soldiers, and they would probably be laughing with us.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

So what we will show, one of us has the video. We gotta find it.

[Tyler]

Did we send it to him yet?

[Mike]

Old boy getting tuned up? I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I did. I sent it to you. I sent it to Sucker Free.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Oh, we've got to do the whole conversion. Yeah, he recorded it. Hey, hey.

[Jimmy]

We.

[Tyler]

Send it to me. I got it. Send it to me, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

All right, Good to go.

[Tyler]

I know how to do this faster. All right. Yeah, that was 1980s online mentality.

[Mike]

No, Lewis, don't worry about it. He's gonna do it, and he's gonna get back to you. He just.

[Tyler]

There's a picture of them all beat up that CC just posted.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude, they. They. They tuned him up. He's sending it.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm sitting. You want me to send it to Coppell or Mike?

[Tyler]

Copy.

[Jimmy]

Okay, check.

[Lewis]

What's kind of interesting to think about is obviously we don't have a lot of information on the dude yet, but we know he's, like, an Afghan national, and we know his age.

[Tyler]

He's 29.

[Lewis]

29. Yeah, if you think about it. So that dude was, what, three or four years old when we went into Afghanistan? So that dude's whole life, he remembers.

[Jimmy]

America panning out, throwing. Throwing piss bottles out of the.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We got a couple super chats.

[Jimmy]

In the meantime.

[Mike]

I got it, Mike.

[Jimmy]

How's your knee?

[Tyler]

All right. My knee, yeah. What happened?

[Lewis]

You can see them. They're both right.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you've been limping around all day.

[Mike]

Mike needs a. He needs a robot.

[Tyler]

I need a left knee replacement.

[Mike]

Anybody want to give up their left knee for Mike?

[Tyler]

I'm too stupid to go get it done. And it's. I've been.

[Mike]

He's worried about getting fat.

[Tyler]

I'm already fat. I've needed it since before I left the sheriff's office. I was on workers comp and I'm supposed to go to VA and get it done. And it's getting worse and worse.

[Mike]

Brady.

[Tyler]

Just make my cruise.

[Mike]

That's all I want to do with five bucks. Happy Thanksgiving, boys. Thank you, Brady. CC Fed Wednesdays, Ja. Happy Thanksgiving. All my homies in the chat in the anti hero crew. Prayers for the soldiers in D.C. amen, brother. CC Mike in the fed shorts. And then what?

[Tyler]

Good, keep going. Oh, there should be a next one.

[Mike]

And then let me get this right. Osco. Oh my God. Us cold pie to Sapot. What the. Am I reading that wrong? They already make fun of me because I can't read. What do you say today says for. For a good cause. And it was 20 bucks. Thanks, man. That's awesome.

[Jimmy]

All right, we'll just call them OS A U. S for now.

[Tyler]

I sent it again. Loads from a different email. Give it a second.

[Mike]

But yeah, we're gonna show you guys what happens when you. When you take two brothers from people. They don't. They don't particularly. I'm sure they'll get in trouble too.

[Jimmy]

I hope not.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, he's an active shooter.

[Lewis]

I highly doubt they get in trouble.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, like everybody would like that. You guys would be instant superstars on Fox News.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's a little different than from what you guys talk about. Like with the cop stuff. I think the military diesel back that.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Mike]

But also we're running Internet right to the computer. No more 8 bit.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I taught. I taught Lewis how to terminate RGC or RJ40 survives today.

[Mike]

I don't even know what that means.

[Jimmy]

Those are words.

[Lewis]

Words. Yes. Sentence.

[Mike]

Maybe that sounds like a droid.

[Jimmy]

I taught him how to make Cat 6 cable. All right, you had a great comment. It was like. What did you say? It was like when I was teaching.

[Mike]

Him, it looked like a dad teaching his son. All right, Lewis. And then you're gonna do this and do that.

[Tyler]

I'm trying. I'm having a terrible day.

[Mike]

But yeah, one big question that we have is, are they allowed and people in the chats might help us. Are they allowed to carry weapons while they're stationed in the streets of D.C. they're deployed to D.C. they've been deployed for a while. I mean, you. You're a nasty girl. What's it.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's a great question. Because the answer is it depends. There's like. From the stuff I've been involved in, there's different Levels to it. Like, hurricane response is a big thing in Florida. And they don't let you carry weapons. Sometimes they let you carry weapons, but they don't give you ammo.

[Mike]

That's the craziest part, as I've seen that. Where. What's the point?

[Lewis]

I think it's an optics thing.

[Mike]

Just you got a sensitive item that.

[Lewis]

You can't use, right? And then there are times where they'll give you ammo. But the ROE is extremely strict, obviously for good reason. And obviously in this case, I'm sure that they were well within their ROE if the nas, the National Guard guys are the ones who return fire. Because there's reports that there was two initial shots. About 30 seconds later, there were, like, three more shots. And then there's reports that the guy is in critical. The suspect's in critical condition. So I'm assuming.

[Jimmy]

Well, they got a booking photo of.

[Lewis]

The dude, but that could be old or whatever.

[Mike]

Oh, that's true. Yeah, that is a good point. I didn't think about that until you said that might be an old mug shot.

[Lewis]

It could be. It's already got him into the country. They might have taken photos.

[Jimmy]

That seems like a. I mean, maybe not.

[Lewis]

Maybe it's from today, but there are reports saying that he. The suspect's in critical condition.

[Mike]

So CC says tracking the weapons right now in D.C. it makes sense, dude. I mean, cops. Off duty cops aren't even allowed to carry in D.C. well, there's a bunch.

[Lewis]

Of pictures of the Guard guys standing around the corner after the fact, so we could look and see if they have.

[Jimmy]

What the hell just happened?

[Lewis]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you're back.

[Lewis]

I'm back. If they have one playing around.

[Mike]

He's doing his thing.

[Jimmy]

Oppositional defiance.

[Tyler]

I like how Lewis was telling Tyler the story of how he blew all the cameras last week. And Tyler was sitting here, let it happen. He's like, man, last week, I unplugged all the cameras. He was retelling the story as if he wasn't here. It was pretty good. He made a command decision, man. You gotta. You gotta.

[Mike]

You know, I do. I respect it.

[Tyler]

You gotta respect it. All right. Video should be there.

[Jimmy]

Good initiative, bad judgment.

[Mike]

Here's a. I'd rather you make a decision than not make one at all.

[Tyler]

Here's the distractionary blows.

[Jimmy]

Dude. They are tuning that dude up.

[Mike]

Let me get some. Let me get some. Let me get some.

[Tyler]

Those are medics, too. They're like, let us get some. Civilian, too.

[Jimmy]

Just a civilian.

[Mike]

America.

[Tyler]

What do you Think they're running to.

[Lewis]

Check on someone else, check on their buddies maybe.

[Mike]

They hog tied this guy apparently.

[Tyler]

Look like somebody grabbed like a phone or something.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

What? So what is the point?

[Mike]

Oh, wait, I can't hear you.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Jimmy]

I was like, I'm waiting. What is the point of hog tying a suspect like that?

[Mike]

If they're fighting you, you can hog time because they're just gonna get more hurt trying to restrain them. Hog tying. When in typical law enforcement, they don't call it hog tying. Obviously it's restraining, but you essentially tie them up. You tie their. You tie their feet together, their hands together, and then you tie them to get together sometimes. Is it behind their back?

[Tyler]

It's very dangerous, but yes, behind their back.

[Mike]

It's so they can't hurt themselves in the back.

[Tyler]

They have to be careful so they can. They can.

[Jimmy]

Do you normally have like a. Yeah, supervisor come in?

[Tyler]

Imagine if they were hog tied on the ground or face down and somebody put like a knee across them.

[Mike]

Oh, dude, if they keep resisting, maybe.

[Tyler]

That would really screw them up.

[Mike]

But yeah, or imagine the agency taught him to do that.

[Tyler]

But you have to be very careful. Even There have been cases where people have been hog tied in back seats and died.

[Jimmy]

I can imagine.

[Tyler]

You can't.

[Jimmy]

You can't breathe.

[Mike]

It's gonna.

[Tyler]

Yeah. So if you like knelt on somebody for an extended period.

[Mike]

Oh my God.

[Tyler]

Cause like this.

[Jimmy]

So I mean, I mean, do you have any problems with what you just saw from those cops?

[Mike]

No. They should have. They should have.

[Tyler]

No, no. I mean, to me that's an act of war.

[Jimmy]

And. And here's the other thing too. Some of the other angles show like cops getting in front of other people that are trying to video it. You see like cops like making a wall.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that. That's like we've talked about. There's some that just. You can. You have a grace period of a few minutes with that one that. I mean, barring like blowing them up or shooting with at 4, you pretty much got. Everything's in the book until you know. You can't shoot him if he's unarmed, but he's gonna even the guy. I remember. You remember how bad that guy looked when he shot the. Was it Orange County? Orlando?

[Mike]

It was Orlando PD Sergeant was executed in Walmart parking lot.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And they found that guy. And he was. They found him in bad shape when they found him.

[Jimmy]

He must have.

[Mike]

He broke his eye.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he's missing an eye.

[Mike]

And the hell. It's great. The kill the Helicopter that's circling the take. They were like, whoa. And they pulled their camera up. Old school police work.

[Jimmy]

Way to go. Or later.

[Mike]

They were dragging them out and they, they gave him one last one. But I mean, this guy, dude, it's like you said, act of war, man. If he just did that, I might not be carrying a. Caring if he, if he has something on him or if he gives up. He just shot two soldiers.

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Mike]

It's weird. It's the whole National Guard rules of engagement. Who's in, you know, who has more authority, the national guard or the D.C. police.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Lewis]

Police.

[Jimmy]

Police.

[Mike]

Capitol police. Right. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Damn.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Tyler]

It's still like, I wish he was.

[Jimmy]

I hope he dies, man.

[Mike]

I'm, I don't know that that was funny just the way he said it. I just hope he dies, man.

[Tyler]

I agree. But actually, he's probably better off alive because if there's some narrative or some organization he's going to get.

[Mike]

They're not gonna. I wish they would.

[Jimmy]

I hope he gets in the car battery.

[Mike]

They're not gonna do that. They don't do that. All they do, they have college intern. They have college kids going into the FBI and the CIA. They're not about that life.

[Lewis]

Also, don't ask me how I know this. I'm not a fed. But FBI was never doing that. That was CIA.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And FBI is actually very, very good at interrogating people. CIA were the ones doing the shady stuff. That's why dudes are still in Guantanamo. That we can't charge them because the CIA was using tactics that are illegal that we can't use in court.

[Tyler]

What? Like what?

[Lewis]

Like all the waterboarding and the car.

[Jimmy]

Batteries to the testicles.

[Tyler]

Waterboarding is illegal.

[Lewis]

It is now.

[Jimmy]

They were, they were doing them like that. Royale thought this was America smacking them in the testicles.

[Mike]

Mike won't put his knee on a guy's back, but a waterboard. Somebody.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Mike]

Where are your boundaries?

[Tyler]

Mike's died waterboarding. You live. It just sucks really bad.

[Lewis]

Your line is drawn in pencil, dude.

[Tyler]

And it's not on and it's not on video. So it's, it's in a secure facility. It's for testing purposes.

[Jimmy]

Dude. I, I, I mean, let's be honest, though. If this guy does survive, they are going to go try to figure out if he was alive.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying. He's better alive for intel.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true.

[Tyler]

I mean, I, I know they believe, like, dying is their Goal though, right? They get their lives and all.

[Jimmy]

It depends. There's a lot of goods that say that. But then when the time comes to eat 556, they ain't about that life.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So.

[Jimmy]

But I. I hope that they find everything that they can. And I mean, why are we letting these. I mean, let it rip. Let it rip. Was he a terp?

[Lewis]

Like the.

[Jimmy]

Is he doing here that.

[Lewis]

I mean, he just let.

[Tyler]

He was letting the country because they felt bad for him.

[Lewis]

We. Yeah, we open it. We opened up immigration to Afghanis.

[Mike]

You were near then?

[Jimmy]

I was.

[Mike]

I just was fixing the cameras. All right, sorry, Tyler, you're good.

[Lewis]

We opened up immigration. Afghanis. Like when Afghanistan was falling to the Taliban, obviously the Biden administration, but they said, you know, these people are refugees, refugees, and we need to take care of them because we kind of screwed their country up, even though we know it was screwed up before. But. And so now Trump has, I think earlier this year has said we're definitely not doing that anymore, along with a list of other countries. So we're not doing it anymore. But there's a big group of Afghanis that got in during that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I think he dropped a snap card when he was. How do they getting up. Get in snap benefit card on him too. That guy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, when they were Jimmy Rodney King in his ass.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It's like they not only, you know, they were given that and what a. What a. What a concept that is. You blow up buildings. We go blow your country up because your people blew up our buildings. And then we feel bad after and go, come on in, come on in.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

I'm laughing at this.

[Jimmy]

Look at me. And laughed.

[Mike]

I'm laughing at Mike. Including you while looking at you.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Jimmy]

I'm looking at the chat and I'm like doing four things at once here. I'm the plate spinning, man. So what were. What did I. What did I miss?

[Tyler]

Nothing. Tyler missed the whole conversation. Guy coming in the country.

[Jimmy]

So people are asking like, Jimmy, why are you drinking C4 7 o' clock at night? I'm like, because I got a two hour drive after I do this. Let's do this for you people.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna say a lot of words tonight. I hope you guys trash.

[Tyler]

You want to answer?

[Mike]

Are you doing it? You calling Jimmy? That's a. That's a. That's a morning show.

[Tyler]

I gotta do it in the morning.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you do, man.

[Mike]

Yeah. If you guys haven't. Jimmy gets random phone calls during the show.

[Tyler]

I Think he's right, though. I think we all need him.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Here's my. And this is the ship. This is where it should be happening. But by this time, we're so exhausted, there should be a segment of like five minutes where each of us has something to make fun of the other person. I know that's what this show is designed for, but by the time we get here, I'm gonna have no interest in. In doing it.

[Mike]

Mike, you didn't wait. Mike would dress the same color this morning. He changed his hoodie. He had.

[Tyler]

I didn't mean start talking right now.

[Mike]

He had the same color that his shorts and shoes are. He was wearing the same color. And he goes, dude, I didn't even try to do this. He looked like a UPS driver.

[Tyler]

Except that was green.

[Jimmy]

See, I thought you were going full prove that you like my OD green.

[Mike]

Pants and my OD green.

[Jimmy]

Like I. Yeah, I. I was. I was in for a while, man. Operated at the gym.

[Tyler]

That's my OP. Four colors. That's what we wore. Yeah, straight OD.

[Jimmy]

You guys didn't turn the BDUs inside out.

[Tyler]

We had OD green and then we wore funky, rank and different patch.

[Lewis]

Were you at Polk?

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah. Three years, man.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, the merch. The merch. The anti hero broadcast merch store is up. And the night shift shirt is available with stickers.

[Tyler]

Guess who our first order was?

[Jimmy]

Clint.

[Tyler]

Clint.

[Mike]

Clint.

[Tyler]

Clint bought us. Clint bought a shirt.

[Mike]

Well, I thought it was up for a long time. Apparently people weren't being able to get the stuff. That's what happens when you leave something up to Mike.

[Jimmy]

Rolling up. What is it rolling up?

[Mike]

Mike's. Mike's one job.

[Tyler]

Mike owns the half the company, but he doesn't have access to any of the money. So there was no credit.

[Mike]

There was no credit card.

[Tyler]

I'm just working for free at this point. I'm working for free.

[Mike]

I get one job, a lot of.

[Tyler]

Money to sit here at this chair.

[Mike]

One job tonight. Mike's job for night shift is to get all the videos cut, crocked and ready to rock.

[Tyler]

How many videos we have? Like 5?

[Mike]

At 8:50 or at 7:50? 9. Mike goes, oh, guess what?

[Tyler]

He's trying to eat for the first time in nine hours.

[Mike]

Oh, I guess we're just talking a lot.

[Tyler]

They want to hear us talk.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Dude. The best part about watching Mike was when you got done with that show.

[Tyler]

You were devouring that on a very low calorie diet. I'm going on a cruise.

[Jimmy]

And it looked like it looked like he was back in basic.

[Tyler]

I mean, unlike Tyler, I went to the gym today and I worked out, so I had. You know, I was a little more hungry.

[Mike]

Me and Jimmy were building a set.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

I can't wait for you guys to see the set.

[Jimmy]

It's pretty dope.

[Mike]

The new anti hero set.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Mike]

It's running wires all day, Brick. Hey.

[Jimmy]

And we got Sunny Delight and Chicken Nuggets.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm still confused about.

[Tyler]

Well, okay. I walk in the studio this morning, and Jimmy sleep.

[Mike]

I'm not confused by that.

[Tyler]

I. Jimmy sleeping. He says, hey, man. He wakes up, he gets his. His wits about him. He says, come here, I gotta show you something. He pulls the freezer up and he's like, we got Tyson chicken patties, man. They're for everybody. That's a cut. You know, I'm not mocking. Jimmy's very. Jim is a very generous person. It was like something I would never do. I would throw them in the bag, and if somebody saw me eating one, I'd be like, yeah, you can have one. But Jimmy took me, like a very good friend, took me back there, said, there's the chicken patties.

[Mike]

That's crazy, because when I walked in, Jimmy goes, bro, let me show you something. Walks me back to the fridge, opens the freezer, and goes, chicken patties for everybody.

[Tyler]

And that is true separately.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And then. But the big part was we got chicken patties and Sunny Delight.

[Mike]

My kid was here for a little bit while we were building out.

[Tyler]

I never even saw him.

[Mike]

And he goes, well, you were at the gym.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

Being a team player. And. And Jimmy offered him Sunny D. And my son's like, I've never had Sunny D. And I'm like, jimmy, what is Sunny D? And he's like, it's kind of like orange juice.

[Jimmy]

It's like that stuff that the astronauts.

[Mike]

Drink, I guess in la, it's just.

[Lewis]

Getting the studio one step closer to Warhammer.

[Tyler]

Oh, we had a whole segment today. Yeah, you got it.

[Lewis]

He's like, yes. All we need now for Warhammer is pizza. Got it.

[Mike]

You got any Mountain Dew?

[Jimmy]

Dude, wait. We got the land set up.

[Tyler]

You can't really describe Sunny delay other than it's Sunny delay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's orange.

[Mike]

Is it a juice?

[Tyler]

No, it's like the stuff you're not supposed to drink when you're, like, a kid. It's bad for you. It's like sugar, sugar, sugar.

[Lewis]

It's bottom of the barrel orange juice.

[Tyler]

It's not Even orange juice. It's like. Orange juice has a consistency. It's like really orange Kool Aid, but it's really good. It's really bad for you.

[Mike]

Yeah. So it's like its own thing. It's just sunny. It's like Capri Sun. What's a. Nothing. It's just Capri Sun.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's like Tabasco sauce.

[Mike]

Which.

[Tyler]

Tabasco is a brand, but it's called Tabasco sauce. It's hot sauce. It's his own thing.

[Jimmy]

My. My Saw Gunner from Iraq is talking to me.

[Mike]

Drink up.

[Jimmy]

I'm just gonna. I'm. Dude, I'm gonna throw it.

[Mike]

We added. Today, we added gwa and we. What? We added GY and we added G. Wat and downrange. Downrange. The sniper. Iraq. Gwa and downrange. If that has come out of Jimmy's mouth in reference, in first person to himself.

[Jimmy]

Wait.

[Mike]

Now you could talk about the country of Iraq. It doesn't count.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

You can talk about another sniper. Doesn't count.

[Jimmy]

All right. So now I gotta figure out. Okay, well, what about if I use a big word? Can that. Can that be a drink, too? If I use a big word.

[Tyler]

Oh, that was good today. What'd you say?

[Mike]

Today?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We should do a spelling bee and spell.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I'm not spelling them.

[Mike]

Are those offered today?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, M. Works well under pressure.

[Tyler]

Go to that middle one right there. Click on that one. Hold on.

[Mike]

Wait. I love how you think he knows. What. When you're talking about.

[Kenny]

When you're like.

[Tyler]

This is.

[Mike]

You're pointing at it.

[Tyler]

This is the video sent me about Jimmy. When we tell him to do something, I believe. Go ahead.

[Mike]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Lewis]

Sergeant.

[Mike]

Affirmative. Affirmative.

[Tyler]

Jimmy, I just wanted you. Jimmy, I just needed you to move out of my way.

[Mike]

Hey, Jimmy. Yeah? We're thinking about showing up the studio around 30 minutes earlier this time.

[Tyler]

Yes, sir.

[Mike]

Affirmative.

[Jimmy]

Roger that.

[Mike]

That's.

[Jimmy]

That's what normally comes out. Hey, roger that, bro.

[Mike]

He doesn't scream it. It was just really funny.

[Tyler]

It really is.

[Mike]

I laugh my ass off.

[Tyler]

You are the. Probably the most polite person I've ever met. Honestly.

[Jimmy]

Are you serious?

[Tyler]

Being serious, dude. You may. You probably don't notice it, but you are. You are very. You're very polite. You are.

[Jimmy]

I appreciate that.

[Mike]

Honestly. Like that.

[Tyler]

If Dad's listening. He did good. He did good. No, you are. You're very. You're very. You always ask how everybody's doing. You always, you know, offer to help you. You're very, very Polite guy.

[Jimmy]

I appreciate that. Especially since you almost. Since you were making a dragon eating my head.

[Mike]

Affirmative.

[Tyler]

I think you still haven't figured me out because I, I usually, I'm, it's, I'm never mad. I just look mad a lot.

[Jimmy]

I do that with my kids.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

They can't tell a difference.

[Tyler]

No, I'm, I'm usually not. I'm just like in my head, I'm like, three days from now, I gotta do that. Like I'm so far gone. And it's like, dude, I'm never mad, but I think I look and you're like, are you all right? I'm like, bro, I'm great. When we first started, we were doing the hand signals.

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I'm like, bro, we're good, man. Like we, we found out what happens when we're not. We're both mad.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So we just scream at each other. So, so I found out like, I.

[Mike]

I, I just sent you something. Can you rip and send it?

[Tyler]

Absolutely.

[Jimmy]

Yes, sir. Oh my God. Oh my God. The chat's wild right now. And we actually got a pretty good number of people in here tonight too, man.

[Mike]

The boys are showing up.

[Jimmy]

They are, man.

[Mike]

We will be Thanksgiving Day. None of the boys spend the holidays alone. We'll be live at 7 o', clock, right before kickoff. Kind of pump you up. Pump you up, pump you up.

[Tyler]

I want to pump you. Who is that? Joe Piscopo.

[Mike]

No, that was snl.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Joe Piscobo though.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, that's older. That's the older snl. I'm like, more like the Will Ferrell.

[Tyler]

Age you just nailed. It was snl.

[Mike]

I know because they wore. I don't know their names.

[Tyler]

Okay, Joe Piscopo.

[Mike]

Auto dude. What's his name? Also Osco. Oscar. Somebody else tried to say it.

[Tyler]

We need a Mac dude.

[Jimmy]

Oscar produce, no.

[Kenny]

Pie.

[Tyler]

The smartest guy in the room.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna have to break this down.

[Mike]

Oscar. Pr. Anyway, thanks for the super chat, brother. It said it's for Jimmy's sun tanned arms.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the guns.

[Mike]

The guns are out, baby.

[Tyler]

Take me to church. Jimmy's got the gun show going.

[Jimmy]

Oh yeah, I know. It's actually my Warhammer shirt. So this is, this is major kill, right? If you want to get into Warhammer and you want it like, not like blow your brains out nerd stuff.

[Tyler]

Well, like nobody knows. This morning at 4:30, Jimmy was up playing Warhammer just in case he got a segment and we gave him the segment.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

He needed to prep for a segment. He didn't even know if he was gonna do.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's.

[Mike]

That's dedication, and we cannot let that go without recognition.

[Jimmy]

If I had known I was going to be building, laying bricks all day, I would have slept in. What is happening?

[Tyler]

Are you ready for Kenny's video?

[Mike]

Yeah, we got to bring Kenny.

[Tyler]

Hold on.

[Mike]

Also, can you go to Google?

[Tyler]

Don't bring that in yet.

[Mike]

Lewis, go to. Go to the. Oh, I need to invite Kenny in to the thing. Boom. Look at Lewis. He's flying.

[Jimmy]

Dude. He was so January.

[Tyler]

You're right. By January, Lewis, we're gonna be just talking.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Through tele.

[Mike]

Yeah, telepathy.

[Tyler]

I'm bad with this. My wife gets mad at me, she'll see me.

[Mike]

K the Red. Does that pop up? Doesn't auto populate. K the Red. The Red Ninja. K the Red Ninja.

[Jimmy]

Last name.

[Mike]

Kenny's gonna.

[Lewis]

At least you can pronounce it, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Got that going for now. Nobody make fun of Kenny's gigantic headphones. Absolutely not. That will not be tolerated in this show.

[Jimmy]

Has he got the cat ears on him, bro?

[Mike]

No, I think he's got, like, naturally a smaller head and he is shaking.

[Tyler]

He was big.

[Mike]

No, he's a jack, dude. I think maybe his head might be small and then he might wear. He might be in his headphones. Might be a little bit bigger than average.

[Lewis]

No one make fun of him.

[Mike]

He looks like he's calling in planes.

[Jimmy]

I. I feel bad for Mike because every picture that we take is a group picture. He's always standing next to somebody who's like, super tall. And it's like his Mike short.

[Tyler]

Little Tyler knows he. He jumps on that opportunity when he chances.

[Mike]

What for short people? I hate short.

[Tyler]

Hey, what are you. You're short as, dude.

[Mike]

Oh, that was funny, Jimmy. Trying to say he's 511 the other day.

[Tyler]

No.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna break out a tape measure, so I either lost some.

[Tyler]

Kenny.

[Mike]

We got one in there.

[Tyler]

Tell Kenny.

[Mike]

Actually, let's do that real quick.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

I'm gonna go get a table.

[Tyler]

No, you gotta take the boots off.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you got boots on too, man.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, we already know it's.

[Tyler]

An inch, so I say do it.

[Lewis]

With the boots on. If you're five' eleven with the boots on.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's fair. It's totally fair.

[Tyler]

Like, I'll.

[Jimmy]

I'll take it.

[Mike]

Group shot.

[Tyler]

Okay. The boots on.

[Mike]

And we just gotta.

[Lewis]

Those look like two inch heels to me. You gotta go up the back.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that's what she said.

[Lewis]

Up the Front's weird. Then you got a big gap.

[Tyler]

We got two inches of hair there too.

[Lewis]

I know you guys can't see what's happening right now, but they're extending a tape measure.

[Tyler]

We got this video camera. We go get this video camera thing. There you go.

[Lewis]

Tyler, now really get that tape measure in there.

[Tyler]

Don't bend it.

[Jimmy]

I'm not.

[Tyler]

You gotta pull it taut. Right. Taught.

[Jimmy]

That's six foot, right?

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Tyler, do you need a step stool to see that thing?

[Tyler]

You look at the tape measures bent.

[Lewis]

Tyler, you're looking up at the tape measure.

[Tyler]

Dude, you're. You're five, six. If you're trying to make it.

[Mike]

All right, here.

[Jimmy]

All right, so D. A photo.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you better stand up straight. Your life's on the line right now.

[Mike]

Minus one is five, ten.

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so five, ten.

[Lewis]

Now consensus is five, ten. If you guys didn't hear that, six.

[Jimmy]

And I'm saying five foot eleven.

[Mike]

All of you. Kenny's only five foot five.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, I can't say that it's from jumping out of planes, because that ain't true. We all know that.

[Tyler]

Well, you get shorter as life goes on.

[Mike]

On.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's probably true too.

[Mike]

All right, bring. Bring in Kenny. Kenny. What up, guys? Kenny, can you.

[Tyler]

Kenny, can you reach the space center?

[Mike]

Can you hear. Trying to land on your head.

[Kenny]

I'm trying to land on the. Yeah, I had two on for a second.

[Lewis]

I took it off.

[Mike]

I can't hear you, though.

[Jimmy]

We. You can't hear me?

[Lewis]

Probably hear us with headphones, no microphone.

[Mike]

Yeah, he. What?

[Jimmy]

Negative, negative.

[Mike]

That's not on our end, right?

[Tyler]

We don't know.

[Kenny]

I mean, my shit looks green.

[Jimmy]

Definitely not me.

[Tyler]

Unplug the whole laptop.

[Kenny]

I'm good on my end.

[Mike]

Dude, I don't think it's on our end.

[Tyler]

No, this is.

[Mike]

It's on us.

[Tyler]

No way.

[Kenny]

I. I can see my green bars.

[Tyler]

Going up right here.

[Mike]

Give us a second.

[Jimmy]

We can hear.

[Mike]

I can't see. I don't have my glasses.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy. Now I can't tell.

[Lewis]

If we worked this morning, we could do smoke signals.

[Mike]

Well, it might be. It's a new. We're in a different studio.

[Tyler]

It's just making an idiot. Oh, yeah? What'd you do, Louis? What was it? Oh, you didn't switch the button.

[Mike]

Oh, because Lewis can't run while we have guests. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Kenny, can you hear us?

[Tyler]

Yes. Don't.

[Lewis]

Don't be so.

[Kenny]

45 minutes talk, all right?

[Tyler]

It's only, like, five.

[Jimmy]

He'd kill us.

[Mike]

So Kenny had A guest on his show. The guest. Just like they were talking about something they went through. They were on a call as a. As a police officer, and the clip went kind of viral. But it wasn't like. Well, I don't know, Kenny. How would you say. It's not like it wasn't well received, but people weren't like, very understandable. Yeah, understanding. I think it's a good word. Good man. I'm trying to be respectful.

[Tyler]

Kenny, why don't you explain your video.

[Mike]

Butchering it over here?

[Kenny]

So the people took the real at face value and they didn't look into any of the backstory. And this officer recently hired a new agency. Pursuit guns involved.

[Mike]

The call was like, what?

[Tyler]

Tyler's drinking so loud, I could hear every bubble of beer.

[Mike]

And you just kept going.

[Jimmy]

We can hear his holes.

[Mike]

I'm done.

[Kenny]

Yeah, I don't know where I was at anyways. I don't know what the you guys are doing over there, because I can't really hear besides, like, someone starts laughing randomly. So anyways, pursuit out of her area. The pursuit ends where the car just stops. And it basically went right over the small hill. There was tracks there. The initiating officer stops on the tracks.

[Mike]

There's.

[Kenny]

There's crossing guard signs or, like, the big X's, but there's no, like, lights, no nothing. And she makes a right turn and right into the end of the pursuit, felony stop. She's the second person there.

[Tyler]

Get the.

[Kenny]

The driver secured. She goes and puts him in the initiating officer's car, not realizing it's on the tracks.

[Mike]

And then I think some of the criticism in the comments were like, the big. The big X's are indicators.

[Jimmy]

But mind you, take.

[Kenny]

But take away, like, they. No, some 95 of those people probably never been in a stressful situation.

[Mike]

You're dying.

[Kenny]

We're like, sorry, Kenny, tunnel vision's a option. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they. They're just looking at it like, oh, I see it. Why shouldn't. You know?

[Jimmy]

Why didn't you.

[Mike]

Yeah, very true. Tunnel vision. Yeah.

[Kenny]

That's the only thing I mean that I can.

[Mike]

I.

[Kenny]

You know, I. And mind you, she's taking responsibility for her actions. She got charged criminally.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Kenny]

Yeah. She got card. Yeah. I mean, the only one thing that, like, she got charged for maliciously doing this, and she's like, I was negligent.

[Mike]

But it's not like I went out.

[Kenny]

To work to, like, intentionally do this. So I. I don't know. Anyway, she got charged criminally.

[Mike]

She.

[Jimmy]

She.

[Mike]

Negligence Some kind of negligence?

[Jimmy]

No, malicious.

[Mike]

Like whatever she got charged with was malicious.

[Kenny]

Like she.

[Mike]

Oh my God. So that's where like he's chilling over here. Like he didn't just go, man, sorry. Jimmy keeps coughing.

[Lewis]

This is.

[Tyler]

Hey, Jimmy. This is when you push the mic. All right, There we go.

[Mike]

Yeah, the charger was something malicious.

[Kenny]

I. I don't know exactly what the charge was, but it was something malicious and not there's. There's a negligent charge. But she got charged with the.

[Mike]

Like, I don't know.

[Kenny]

She got felony. But she paid her debt society. She got to drop down like by whatever she had to do to, to I think two misdemeanors or something along those lines.

[Mike]

She's still a top.

[Kenny]

No, no.

[Mike]

Good for her. I think so.

[Kenny]

Well if she. She has aspirations to get back in.

[Jimmy]

I just don't know she does the.

[Kenny]

Feasibility of that happening now, you know, like I wish her nothing but the best, but that, you know, being the, the mark. All in law enforcement, if you Google her name is.

[Mike]

Yeah. Pretty damp. Yeah. Sometimes I don't understand, man. Cops get themselves rightfully wrong for it wrongfully. Like they get in these awful situations. They don't get backing. In some cases they get charged criminally and maliciously during maybe a negligent act.

[Kenny]

Yeah, she self admits that's negligent like I was.

[Mike]

And then people want to get back into the job that just chewed you up and you out. But I give it to him, we gotta have problem.

[Tyler]

That's my. And like I was telling her earlier on the other show about police. It's like that is a regular person could do something 10 times worse at some other corporate job completely ripped and it just. Nobody ever.

[Mike]

Well, you can't put somebody in a car and train hit in a corporate job.

[Tyler]

What if you're okay, you're unloading cars to get on a car lot and you didn't realize your train tracks there. You back the car out, you remove it. You could, you could do something similar and it's just considered other. They made a mistake, whatever. When it's a cop, it's absolutely. It's right away it's intentional. All that garbage gets thrown out there and then you're right. Tunnel vision is a real thing. And people that's never, that've never been in a critical incident don't understand. You can miss minor details like a big X. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The other part of that too is people assume a level of training and retraining that they think that police officers have and it's like, dude, if you actually knew.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah. But in this case, it's. I would say, obviously, I don't have to see the video. No, she didn't do it on purpose. It's. There's no chance.

[Jimmy]

So how. How is she getting charged?

[Tyler]

Well, the same way the other guy did also.

[Mike]

Same way Derek Chauvin did. Wrongfully.

[Kenny]

All right, I think that people missed the point too, because this is what, like, I wanted to get out of the podcast. Like, she went through all this, and then she had some very deep depression, mainly because the brotherhood was gone, like, completely. So now. Now, you know, like, she. She's getting fired. She's getting criminally charged. Like, her life's falling apart, and then she has no. No, like, network to fall back on that anyone could relate to. And then she was in a very bad spot and she was able to recover from that. And, like, the redemption story is. Is good to hear, but, like, losing your profession is one thing, but now you just lost, like, your. Your brotherhood. If you, you know, and. And all of this brotherhood that's supposed to be there in these. In these times of need and. Yeah, then, like, yeah, no one, you know, no one and no one could associate with her. That's a thing because of some of the messed up rules that, like, departments have and like that where, oh, if you're under investigation and this and that, like, you. You can't associate with people, like, and some people take that to heart.

[Mike]

I mean, how.

[Jimmy]

How.

[Mike]

What's the status of the person in the car? I know they lived, but what else?

[Kenny]

She got $8.5 million since she lived.

[Mike]

Oh, is she crippled? I don't. I don't.

[Kenny]

I didn't go that far. I know.

[Mike]

She's got the best wheelchair that buddy can buy. Kenny, you can laugh. I'm sorry, you can't live with that.

[Tyler]

She still works.

[Mike]

All right, let's get into the video. We just got the raw video. We don't have the Instagram video because.

[Tyler]

It was one of them. The last one I sent Lewis, you might not have moved it yet. You were supposed to, but you weren't.

[Jimmy]

Mike, there's a lot of people saying that there is no brotherhood left.

[Mike]

And there's not. No, no.

[Kenny]

It's small.

[Tyler]

I will say this because Kenny works at a good agency, and then like my co host on the other show, Jordan works at a good agency. There are agencies left. So when I say that it's. It used to be a very general statement that covered all the agencies. It's very. It's very small now, but I know Kenny works for a good agency. Jordan works for a good agency. There are places where they still do that, but it's not like it was 20, 30 years ago.

[Mike]

How are we going to put this up? Do. Do three by three. Three across each other, two next to each other.

[Tyler]

You're just asking way too much.

[Mike]

I'm trying to figure out how we're gonna do.

[Jimmy]

We can't even land on the moon.

[Tyler]

It should go. It should put us to the left and then.

[Mike]

All right, do it. Hit it.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

I mean, by the time I realized that it was a train, the train was already colliding with the car. And I just take her to the first cop car that I see, which happened to be, you know, the sergeant's car. And I had no idea he had parked on railroad tracks. And these railroad tracks were so poorly marked. There was no lights, there was no bars, There was no bells. There was nothing marking this railroad crossing other than a stop sign and a black and white reflective railroad crossing sign. And not only that, this intersection of this railroad track and this county road was at the very end of a virtually hairpin turn in the railroad tracks. So if a train's coming, you can't see it until it's way past the point of where it can stop. They're going to clear the rest of the car, and then, you know, we'll start searching for evidence of the felony crime. So she's sitting in the car for a minute and three seconds. And during that time, everything moved. In that minute and three seconds, everything moved so fast, way faster than it should have, and cleared the car. And then we started searching the car. And I just remember looking to my left and seeing nothing but, like, a bright light, a super bright light. And it took. I mean, by the time I realized that it was a train, the train was already colliding with the car.

[Mike]

And.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

I mean, it just. When you're getting that much input, your. Your body's not reacting. And so it took me a minute to realize that's a train. I'm too close to it. I'm going to get hit. I need to run. And so I ran. And I'm thinking, like, you know, things are going to start flying off the car, off the train. And so, you know, the collision happens, and I'm, like, trying to look back and see it, but still run away and try to make sure that I'm safe. And then I just see the car.

[Mike]

Glad you're okay.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

The sparks flying and the Train horn blaring and the sound of the train's brakes and, like, twisting steel. It was just probably loudest. So violent. It's the most violent thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[Jimmy]

It's a train.

[Mike]

No, that. I guarantee you that collision was probably out of nowhere. Like, that collision probably sounded like a bomb going off.

[Jimmy]

Oh, guaranteed.

[Mike]

All right, I want to play it one, and then I'll tell you to stop it. That this is the only question I have that I like. The only debatable part, that if, like, if I was a jury in a courtroom, I'd be like, what? All right, go ahead and play it one more time.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

And then, I mean, by the time I realized that it was a train, the train was already colliding with the car. And I just take her to the first cop car that I see and which happened to be, you know, the sergeant's car. And I had no idea he had parked on railroad tracks. And these railroad tracks were right here.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Keep it going.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

But listen, right here, poorly marked. There was no lights. There was no bars. There was no bells. There was nothing marking this railroad crossing other than a stop sign and a black and white reflective railroad crossing sign.

[Mike]

Okay, you stop it. I just. That part is kind. I don't know if it was just the way she was, like, way she was saying it. It was like there was nothing marking it as a railroad crossing other than a railroad crossing sign.

[Jimmy]

And the reflective lights.

[Kenny]

No, no, there was no lights. There was no.

[Mike]

She was saying there was no light.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, the reflective sign. Yeah, the reflective X.

[Mike]

She said there was reflection or there wasn't. Was.

[Lewis]

Was.

[Mike]

Was.

[Kenny]

Yes, there was reflective. Like the reflective tape. I guess you would have.

[Mike]

We have a.

[Tyler]

We have a picture sent to us that was with the last thing the suspect in the car saw.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Mike]

Kenny.

[Jimmy]

Kenny. Kenny looks like he is unhappy with how much we're joking about this.

[Kenny]

No, I mean, there's only things. Certain things. I can laugh about it.

[Jimmy]

You know, I. I don't. I don't want Kenny to be like, dude, this is serious.

[Mike]

No, And I. I'm. I mean, she.

[Kenny]

It's not like she's like, trying to say, I didn't do anything wrong. She. You know, the whole, like, malicious thing. It's not like she's like, set out to work to put someone on the railroad tracks and have a training, you know, so like, like, like, she's like, I was negligent by all means, yes. But malicious, no, by any.

[Mike]

That. That that is, that's the part that I, you can't fathom is the fact that I just think that there's, there's. Nowadays they just don't feel good enough to say it was, it was carelessness, you know? All right, maybe you should be, worst case, terminated. To charge someone criminally and maliciously is adamant. Dude, that is insane.

[Kenny]

I mean, we could break down the tactics too. I mean, I'm not trying to put the blame on anyone else, but.

[Mike]

What.

[Kenny]

Cop would stop his car even if you don't put a bad person in there on railroad tracks during a felony stop? I mean, I don't know, but I'm not trying to, you know, whose fault, blah, blah, whatever.

[Tyler]

Obviously neither of them saw the railroad. I mean.

[Kenny]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Tyler]

I don't think any. I mean, it's a pursuit. It ends quick. You're slamming the car, you're jumping out. There's a lot going on. So it, it's, it's definitely funny. Her, I will say this. Her explanation of it is too detailed. Like, it's almost like she goes into like. And I, I'm not saying it's wrong. It's just, it to me, it's like.

[Jimmy]

Well, she's probably, she had to go.

[Tyler]

To trial, so I'm sure she's gonna articulate. Yeah. All of that. But I, it's, it's unfortunate. I would never in a million years believe anybody. And to again criminally for actual, like, other maybe negligence. That's insane that they even took it that far. I don't understand that at all.

[Kenny]

Yeah, I mean, she was in Colorado.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay.

[Kenny]

I'm guessing maybe just, you know, big blue state.

[Mike]

Yep. But yeah, I, I, I got with Kenny. We, we want to talk about the, we wanted to talk about the real. Because it, it did really well, but it didn't. On the receiving end. It wasn't like, very rarely does a real do well because it's positive. Right. It's not, they just don't, they don't happen. And so usually it's negativity driven in the, in the con. And I'm like, I'm used to that. Half my comments are people being all the time. But I didn't know if, you know, if she, how she was taking it. And you said no, she, she's, she's okay with it. She's accepted it and people are gonna hate and, you know, do the Internet thing. But I wanted to bring you on because we were going to talk about it and I Was like, well, we'll just bring Kenny on. It's his real. So.

[Kenny]

Yeah, I mean, she. She. I'm guessing just everything that she's went through that like, now this is just minor nonsense.

[Jimmy]

People talking about locked up right now.

[Tyler]

No, no, no, no.

[Kenny]

She. She's off everything. She's on probation for a while and headed.

[Tyler]

Is she trying. Did they pull. Do you know if they pulled her cert? Like state cert?

[Kenny]

Yeah, she's. She's. They. Yeah, they pulled her shirt, but she's in another state trying to get in.

[Tyler]

Every state is completely different. I have a. I saw another guy got in trouble and they like suspended his ticket for six months. They don't do that in Florida. You either lose it or you keep it. So I guess every state is very different is how their certificate is kept or not kept or suspended or whatever.

[Kenny]

Yeah, she had. I mean, with. Initially she got. She had a. I think she pled guilty to a felony or something along those lines. But then once she like completed probation, it dropped to a misdemeanor or something along those.

[Mike]

I could be wrong. So where can. This is the. Is this the last episode that you dropped on beyond the Barrel? Yeah, the most recent.

[Kenny]

Yep.

[Mike]

All right, so if you guys want the full context, the full story, go to the beyond the barrel. YouTube or Spotify, Apple, whatever, you know, wherever you watch.

[Lewis]

You.

[Mike]

You have video on Spotify too, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah. How do you do that?

[Kenny]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yep.

[Mike]

You can't be a Mike. Oh, I said the R word. Damn it.

[Kenny]

No. Yeah, there's video on Spotify. It's the way you upload it or something. I don't really.

[Mike]

I don't. It's not ads. That's. That's the ticket right there. No ads on Spotify. You YouTube, you got ads every 10 minutes. Where Spotify. There's no ads, but anyways, go check out the full episode. Kenny, thank you very much for joining us. Appreciate it. Taking time out to listen to us laugh like idiots, so.

[Kenny]

No, that's good, man.

[Lewis]

Appreciate it.

[Mike]

When you coming down to Orlando?

[Kenny]

I mean, I would leave the day. It's 15 degrees here.

[Mike]

It's like 80 here, dude.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I know.

[Jimmy]

Where's the summer, Junior right now?

[Kenny]

I was envious when he had his cut off shirt on. I was like, I'm wearing a hoodie.

[Jimmy]

And well, I needed it with all the freaking work I was doing.

[Mike]

Raise hell. Praise Dale.

[Jimmy]

Praise Dale.

[Mike]

All right, Jenny, I'll see you. See you. See you. See you. Next time.

[Lewis]

Yeah, for sure.

[Kenny]

Later, guys.

[Tyler]

Later, bro.

[Lewis]

Poor guy, bro.

[Jimmy]

I know. It feels so bad for him.

[Mike]

All right, super chats. I can't say CC Is free. Derek T. Mil, Travis Mill Brotherhood. Never heard of her. Cc she has a nose ring. Well, she ain't a cop no more.

[Tyler]

Nose ring and the sleeve.

[Mike]

CC Said Kenny fighting for his life right now.

[Tyler]

Standard issued.

[Mike]

CC again. How did the sergeant get home?

[Tyler]

I want to go back to regular comments. There's a really good one in there I want to read.

[Mike]

What?

[Tyler]

Go ahead, go back. Regular.

[Mike]

Oh, regular comments.

[Tyler]

Yeah, go up, up.

[Mike]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Tyler]

Down a little bit the other way.

[Mike]

Who is it?

[Tyler]

It's a girl named Heather Hoover. She wanted to know why we were being so easy on the female.

[Mike]

Oh, we're not, dude. Could they not hear us?

[Tyler]

I don't know.

[Mike]

I don't think they get here.

[Tyler]

That is the hardest I've laughed since.

[Mike]

I've been in grade school.

[Tyler]

I was. I had tears.

[Mike]

I couldn't look at my.

[Jimmy]

Trying not to die.

[Tyler]

Sal is texting me, and south sends me the picture of the train.

[Jimmy]

Oh.

[Tyler]

He's like, it's the last thing that guy in the back seat saw, you know?

[Mike]

And, like, you're not. When you laugh harder, when you're not supposed to laugh. And we're tearing up.

[Jimmy]

Kind of exhausted.

[Tyler]

And I. Dude, I was crying.

[Mike]

I had tears.

[Tyler]

I had tears. So, like, I'm watching this and I'm listening to the expert, and again, I wasn't there. And I know tunnel vision. I would expect all of you guys to laugh about me if I did that. So I would want that.

[Mike]

I definitely wouldn't be going on podcast defending.

[Tyler]

And then to be so descriptive, there was this big.

[Mike]

I just. I said it. I said, she goes. There was nothing indicating a crossing except for a giant crossing sign.

[Tyler]

Well, I mean, I think the story kept getting worse as you continue to tell it.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, here's the thing. Like, you know that the very first time she told that story, she didn't add all that in. She has told that story many, many, many times.

[Mike]

When I first saw it, I was sitting with Heather and we watched it, and Heather goes. She goes. And I was making sure I was okay. And Heather's like, well, I'm glad she made sure she was okay. The person she just put in the back of a car just got taken 500 yards that way by a giant freight train.

[Tyler]

I just want to forward that to Dom and have him say something about it.

[Mike]

Oh, poor.

[Tyler]

Oh, man. It was. That was. That was.

[Mike]

I mean, hey, you know what? Kane's a trooper, though.

[Tyler]

We're supposed to laugh, right? I would expect you to laugh at me if I described the big, huge railroad size. The only indicator that there was a train.

[Jimmy]

Was there any other sign?

[Tyler]

Then again, and I'm not. I'm not knocking. I don't think she did anything intentional, but this is her hometown. Like, I. I don't know how big an area it is. I just know, like, I know where I'm at in my county. I mean, train, right?

[Mike]

Yeah, that's true. I knew where all the train tracks were. Plus where a lot of crime happens.

[Tyler]

There's a. There's like, these metal things going through the road, too.

[Mike]

Well, I mean, it's raised.

[Tyler]

This thing was moving, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That was a lot faster than I was expecting.

[Jimmy]

It was like.

[Mike]

I saw that.

[Tyler]

I was like, damn, that's drivers. That's when I lost it right there.

[Mike]

That's when the laughter started.

[Tyler]

I'm like.

[Jimmy]

I thought, like, you know, it was so comically bad.

[Tyler]

This thing was cartoon fast. It's like. Like, was the Roadrunner.

[Mike]

I wonder if they heard it.

[Tyler]

That's another thing. Like, you. Well, they're probably heard.

[Lewis]

They're probably wrapped up in the scenario that's happening. One thing that definitely happens in, like, an emergency scenario. I'm sure you guys are well aware of this.

[Mike]

It's human nature, audio exclusion.

[Lewis]

To be like, I hope someone else deals with this. I don't want to be in charge of this. That's human nature. You see a car wreck or whatever, you're like, man, who's gonna do something about this?

[Mike]

So I hope someone stops that train.

[Lewis]

Or like, some guy tells her, go put them in the back of that car. Okay? Go put them in the back of this car. And like, I don't know. I think it's kind of human nature. And a lot of people could have found themselves in that scenario.

[Tyler]

And that's why I'm laughing, because it's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Tyler]

It's like, explain.

[Mike]

It's trying to.

[Tyler]

It's. I'm serious. It's like me trying. When you guys got me on something and I'm trying to, like. Nah, it's like when you're trying to explain something that is just. It's dumb. You know, what you did around.

[Lewis]

Super dumb. Dumb.

[Tyler]

It's not intentional.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It could happen to anybody, maybe. And I just go to me, the.

[Lewis]

The dude, apparently that wasn't her car. Nobody who parked on the train tracks is the real idiot here, if you ask me.

[Tyler]

I get It. I get it.

[Jimmy]

It was their sergeant.

[Lewis]

And then for him to say, hey, go put that guy in the back of my car. To me, that guy. Like, did he get charged?

[Mike]

I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of mysteries here.

[Lewis]

Yeah. And I don't know how, like, a cop scene works, but is there not, like, a person in charge?

[Jimmy]

Are you sure you don't know how a cop scene works?

[Lewis]

I mean, I know how the federal.

[Tyler]

At the end of a pursuit, it's chaos, boss. It's. Everybody's wound up.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Doesn't. Probably not a lot of pursuits in Colorado. I don't know what the pursuit policy is, but it's a very blue state, so they're probably not chasing a lot of people. Right. So it's an abnormal call. Everybody's heightened. Everything's going on. I would think if that was any other type of call, like, if that's a minor crash or something else you roll up on, you're going to be like, I don't want to park my car here.

[Lewis]

Traffic stop.

[Tyler]

Yeah, Even.

[Mike]

Yeah, even.

[Tyler]

Then I think you're going to be less on a regular. Even though I hate the word a regular traffic stop, because none of them are regular. But you pull somebody over for speeding or something, you're going to be more. But in a pursuit, everything's going so fast.

[Jimmy]

You're.

[Tyler]

You're. You're driving, you're doing all the cool things you always wanted to do. And yes, you have no idea where.

[Kenny]

You stopped your car.

[Tyler]

I'll give you that. That. That part is. But once it winds down and you.

[Mike]

Start, bro, you're on the railroad tracks. You know that, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah. And you have to step.

[Mike]

Are you purposely on the railroad track?

[Tyler]

It's like, to walk across. Across railroads, even at Disney. Like walking across the railroad tracks inside Magic Kingdom. You trip over them. They're like a cattle. So she walked across the railroad tracks and put the guy in the car. I'm not. I'm not knocking it. I wasn't there. But please, please.

[Mike]

Some more super chats Conservative chocolate podcast, obviously, we call him Cece. It says, was the train hurt? And he says, just call him Toss Pot.

[Jimmy]

Toss Pot.

[Mike]

Toss Pot. I love this guy already who's drinking the Yingling without laughing about the railroad kill. That would be the other Tyler. I mean, that's because he's trying not to laugh. Because if you looked at me and.

[Tyler]

Mike, I don't know how he.

[Jimmy]

I was over here trying not to die. Are you kidding? Me.

[Lewis]

There's got to be one person in the room not laughing at me one time, like a.

[Tyler]

Like, your grandma looks at you in church. He was, like, disgusting.

[Lewis]

No, I looked at you like, oh, I'm gonna do it, too. Look over here.

[Tyler]

And poor K was trying to be so serious.

[Mike]

Well, he's in a tough spot. He's an active cop. He had. He's trying to be respectful of a guest. He. It would be.

[Tyler]

I hope he didn't tell.

[Mike]

It would be shitty of him to have a guest on. Have her Spiller stories and then go on another podcast and laugh.

[Tyler]

That's why I didn't have Ashley Smith on.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, like, you can't. But I would never do that to somebody, so he really can't laugh.

[Tyler]

And you think he was like, hey, check this night shift go out.

[Jimmy]

You're gonna love it.

[Mike]

No, he was probably smart enough. Kenny. Oh, he texted us. Kenny. If you were, please tell me you did not. Oh, Details on the incident. Who was involved. That would. Okay. He sent me a bunch.

[Jimmy]

Poor Kenny, man. He was playing it straight. Playing it straight as an arrow.

[Tyler]

And Kenny's very.

[Jimmy]

He's a dude, and we're over here like freaking knuckleheads.

[Lewis]

It's different, Tyler.

[Jimmy]

We all turn to look at you.

[Tyler]

You're like, that. That far exceeded Jimmy coughing. That made Jimmy's coughing not even Internet.

[Mike]

I didn't know.

[Jimmy]

Dude, we could all.

[Mike]

Is that how distracting a nipple out is, by the way?

[Tyler]

His isn't out.

[Mike]

No, it was.

[Tyler]

And I was like, yeah, it's bad.

[Jimmy]

But the.

[Tyler]

The gulping.

[Mike]

I used to podcast my nipples out.

[Jimmy]

You want to put a shirt on? Like, I was busy today, man. Like, tired.

[Mike]

The gulping was not that bad.

[Jimmy]

It was horrible. It was like I could hear every movement of your esophagus. And the thing was, is we all looked at each other at the same time, and then we all looked at you like, what the.

[Lewis]

Like, this beer ain't gonna drink itself. Why are you guys looking at me?

[Tyler]

Oh, 8 million. I get hit by a train for 8 million. I don't know. 8 million.

[Mike]

They all want Heather to come on. Is Heather. Heather and Joe. Bye, Jimmy.

[Lewis]

Cigarette?

[Tyler]

I told you. Hurt his feelings.

[Lewis]

All that work he's been doing today.

[Jimmy]

Dude, the chat is, like, slaying me.

[Mike]

I'm like, all right, don't give in, Jimmy.

[Tyler]

It's gonna get worse because this is one of the ugliest sweatshirts I've ever seen. I know, it's horrible. No, I'm a giants Fan. He did. That's the best comment right there. You did sound like a woman of the night. That's exactly what it sounded like.

[Mike]

Me, a woman?

[Tyler]

I, I, I, I, I, I, I. I'm very disappointed.

[Mike]

I just listened to Mike lecture a bunch of people about somebody profiteering off Charlie Kirk's deck. Death. And then look at what he's wearing.

[Tyler]

I donated all the money.

[Mike]

Lewis, put the.

[Tyler]

Gosh, Mike.

[Lewis]

I'm.

[Tyler]

Mike, put the camera here. There you go.

[Mike]

The joke's over.

[Tyler]

I donate all the money from anything raised by Charlie Kirk shirts.

[Mike]

You do?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Absolutely.

[Jimmy]

You can't.

[Mike]

I know a guy that says he donates to mental health.

[Tyler]

I donated all profits from every. Even the flag up there. I'm not gonna try to lose. Get that in the picture. Turning Point, usa.

[Mike]

Oh, how many more videos I have to pee take.

[Tyler]

You do whatever you got to do, man.

[Jimmy]

Dude, just do it. There's no stopping the night shift. We don't take no breaks here.

[Tyler]

Go that way.

[Mike]

Are you hot yet?

[Tyler]

Go down.

[Jimmy]

No, man, I'm not hot.

[Tyler]

This is a good one. This is an excellent. This is an excellent performance by a cop. All right, let's watch this. There's no sound.

[Jimmy]

I'm not ready to get your ass over here, man.

[Tyler]

This is actually.

[Mike]

What in the.

[Tyler]

Tyler's gonna like this. There's some distraction. He blows him.

[Jimmy]

I was gonna say there's got to be distractionary blows.

[Mike]

Resisting. Resisting.

[Tyler]

He takes the first one bow. And then he gets it.

[Mike]

Oh. Oh.

[Tyler]

He stays in the fight.

[Mike]

The bad guy or the cop?

[Tyler]

The cop.

[Kenny]

He's on top.

[Tyler]

Look, we're gonna get an old fashioned 80s knee spike in here in a minute. Watch this.

[Mike]

And. Oh, that was right. God, that was delivered. Well.

[Tyler]

I aimed at the meaty part of.

[Mike]

His thigh and broke eight of his.

[Jimmy]

Ribs, bruised his kidneys.

[Tyler]

That's what cops are supposed to look like. That's. That's the standard right there.

[Mike]

Oh, man, that was such a good video.

[Lewis]

That is.

[Tyler]

That is excellent. That is staying in the fight. That's being trained and obviously trained in ground fighting and striking.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that. That knee looked pretty. Pretty wicked. I don't want to. That would hurt, man.

[Lewis]

We don't know the other side of the story, though.

[Mike]

Looks like astronaut school walking with a bag. Right? He's got attacked by a cop. No audio.

[Lewis]

It could have been close to Halloween.

[Tyler]

I don't remember what the call was. It's on there.

[Jimmy]

Distractionary knees.

[Mike]

He was saving him from a train that was coming.

[Tyler]

Do you think. Do you think A female would be able to take that guy into custody.

[Mike]

Hell, no. Okay, are we.

[Jimmy]

I mean.

[Mike]

I mean. All right, everybody relax. We were not soft on the girl. She wasn't here. We can't be hard on somebody that's not here. We weren't being hard on Kenny, and I think that's what everybody wanted.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we can't really.

[Mike]

I mean, like I said, I don't expect him to come here and on or laugh.

[Tyler]

No, you can't knock your own gift. No, if you had them on, you gotta. You gotta go with it.

[Mike]

So that being said, I think we're pretty critical. I mean, you got. We were in tears, laughing pretty much about half the things she said.

[Tyler]

We can watch it again.

[Jimmy]

That's what we should have done. We should have watched it twice. We should have played it straight.

[Tyler]

The first without Kenny. It'll be all right.

[Mike]

Hold on. Let me pee. All right.

[Jimmy]

Dude, if you break.

[Mike]

Talk yourself. If you break the seal, man.

[Jimmy]

Oh, God.

[Tyler]

Oh, boy.

[Jimmy]

Hey, I was kind of soft.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna be honest.

[Tyler]

What?

[Lewis]

I was kind of soft on her. Well, you didn't say a word.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I did.

[Lewis]

Remember I said there's a thing that happens in emergencies. I don't say it again because I already heard it.

[Jimmy]

But.

[Tyler]

Heather's right. Heather, in my defense, Kenny already doesn't like me. If I start on his guest of his podcast now, he's gone. We can watch it again, and then we'll pretend. I'll say what I pretend I was gonna say.

[Lewis]

It's also like, if you watch that video and you don't see how stupid that is, like, what do we have to break down? It's extremely stupid to break.

[Tyler]

When I said her description, and I know it's over. Overly descriptive. She was very, very descriptive. But sometimes talking, saying, oh, yeah, big time, can be a little bit.

[Lewis]

Don't talk to cops. Don't talk.

[Tyler]

Like, I'd be like, I didn't. I didn't see it.

[Lewis]

You're right.

[Tyler]

I didn't. I was. I was locked in. I was making the arrest, and I don't know.

[Lewis]

I was just doing what I was told to do.

[Tyler]

That was it. I'd stop breaking. Yeah, I would have.

[Jimmy]

I would have played stupid private.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

I did what Sarge told me to do, and that's what I did.

[Tyler]

But part of the. What I call. Or my wife calls the. The gangs all here kit. She had the sleeve, and I didn't see her nails. I didn't know she had nails, but I'm not Knocking.

[Jimmy]

I don't know her.

[Tyler]

I'm just saying, like, that's usually might be.

[Jimmy]

I mean, she might have been a really good cop up until the train hit that person.

[Mike]

That was the funniest joke I heard tonight.

[Tyler]

Did the.

[Lewis]

Did anything happen to the. Her sergeant?

[Mike]

The dude whose car it was Kenny sent us. Let me see a synopsis, I guess you'd say.

[Tyler]

He said, be careful in the parking lot.

[Jimmy]

Hey, it's lit outside right now. I don't know if you saw it.

[Mike]

What?

[Jimmy]

The people walking.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

There's a.

[Mike]

There's a. There's a n. A group. Yeah. Down the road. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're. They're the.

[Lewis]

Well, good thing it's not aa.

[Mike]

Why doesn't Kenny, like Mike?

[Tyler]

No charges for the sergeant.

[Mike]

No. Did he keep his job?

[Tyler]

See, I think he's just as negligent.

[Jimmy]

He's a supervisor, man.

[Tyler]

I told her to go. I think he's more.

[Lewis]

Yeah, 100.

[Jimmy]

I totally agree with you.

[Tyler]

No, you can't. You. You can't. What is it in the military? I will not disobey it. What is it?

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Tyler]

You can't. If somebody gives you a order that's illegal, you're not supposed to do it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we got a video on that too.

[Tyler]

But in this case, where he goes, go throw them in my car. And both of them are locked in. He told her to go do it. Not only that, he's responsible for Park.

[Jimmy]

Most importantly, if you are.

[Mike]

Now we're allowed to not make decisions as cops with common sense. We just do as we're told and it's on their fault. Like, if an agency told you the proper technique to restrain somebody and it was in the manual and then you did that thing, we can use that.

[Tyler]

Argument on the train tracks for nine minutes. On the train tracks for nine.

[Jimmy]

Maybe he.

[Mike]

He told her to do it. So she was just following orders. She was.

[Jimmy]

Well, here's again. Never was a cop, dude.

[Lewis]

But, like, if there's a guy in charge of the scene, you know where I was going, and that guy has the responsibility on the scene. Where I come from, in my opinion.

[Jimmy]

That'S where I go.

[Lewis]

If I'm the sergeant on the scene and some junior person screws up, it's my fault. I take the responsibility for that, even if I didn't see it happen.

[Mike]

Does it take responsibility away from that person?

[Lewis]

No, not at all. And I'll deal with that. Just like, you know, if one of my Joe screws up, I'll deal with Them I gotta deal with my boss now because I screwed up by letting them screw up.

[Mike]

Play it again. No laughing. There's no. This is serious, all right? Sober is breakdowns.

[Jimmy]

Sober is.

[Tyler]

You asked Lewis to play some again. He's already deleted it. He's way ahead of this game. He's like, this isn't part of the show.

[Jimmy]

We've already done.

[Mike]

It's gone, guys. It's gone. Move on.

[Tyler]

Watch it next week.

[Mike]

We'll watch it next week.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

I mean, by the time I realized that it was a train, the train was already colliding.

[Mike]

Kenny, wait. Kenny, his editing. Kenny, you are on point. First off, he finally learned the four second rule. You got four seconds to hook somebody in a reel. Yeah, he nailed it. He used the first four seconds as the climax of story. It just throws that train right time.

[Jimmy]

I heard it was a train.

[Tyler]

I wonder what that thing coming down the road 70 miles an hour, making those loud noises. All right, okay.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

And I just take her to the first cop car that I see and which happened to be, you know, the sergeant's car.

[Mike]

Okay. Who's saying that the sergeant told her to do it?

[Tyler]

Maybe I made that part up.

[Mike]

Yeah. Mike is feeling bad for her.

[Tyler]

I think she says it. If you pay attention.

[Mike]

I just heard her say.

[Tyler]

She says. She. I told you. She describes this thing in extreme.

[Mike]

So which. Which is it?

[Tyler]

Well, let's. Let's keep it.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

And I had no idea he had parked on railroad tracks. And these railroad tracks were so poorly marked. There was no lights, there was no bars, there was no bells. There was nothing marking this railroad crossing other than a stop sign and a black and white reflective.

[Jimmy]

Train track. The trade tracks weren't the indicator.

[Mike]

That's if. If you go back and you watch this. We were dying. But I don't think anybody heard it in real time. But go back and watch this. Like, I couldn't, dude.

[Jimmy]

So how. First of all, somebody made a great comment.

[Mike]

What.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Mike]

Is her.

[Jimmy]

Nails. She's a cop. She's got.

[Tyler]

Does she have nails? Yeah.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no. That's why she's got the ring. The nose ring. So she's not cop anymore.

[Jimmy]

No, we're talk. I'm talking in the body cam.

[Mike]

Oh, I didn't see that. I can't see details. The only thing I can see is massive metal trains going seven miles.

[Tyler]

If you go back on the body cam, when she's walking to the car, you can see that she's walking on the tracks too.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, The. The train Tracks that we had to walk over.

[Mike]

You know what we should have done? We should have opened this.

[Tyler]

And you move it back 20 seconds. No, no, just move the. So I want to hear that part again.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

And I had no idea he had parked on railroad tracks. And these railroad tracks were. You can see, so poorly marked.

[Tyler]

He's on them.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

There was no lights. There was no bars. There was no.

[Jimmy]

No bells.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

There was nothing marking this railroad crossing other than a stop sign and a black and white reflective railroad crossing. And not only that, this.

[Mike]

Now Mike's coughing.

[Tyler]

It's the choice of words. There was nothing marking the railroad tracks except. Except the railroad slide and the metal.

[Mike]

That's what.

[Tyler]

What I'm saying. Like, that version. I'm not. It's funny. And that.

[Jimmy]

Four seconds.

[Tyler]

It's not funny. What happened. I feel terrible, but it's like.

[Jimmy]

It's like the words were.

[Tyler]

There was nothing marking this.

[Mike]

The railroad tracks except for a reflective railroad crossing sign and.

[Jimmy]

And a stop sign.

[Tyler]

Could have been less descriptive than that part.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

All right, keep going.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

Intersection of this railroad track and this county road was at the very end of a. Of a virtually hairpin turn in the railroad tracks. So the train's coming. You can't see it until it's way past the point of where it can stop. They're gonna clear the rest of the car, and then, you know, we'll start searching for evidence of the felony crime. So she's sitting in the car for a minute and three seconds, and during that time, everything moves.

[Mike]

That was my bad. That was my bad.

[Jimmy]

What happened now?

[Mike]

My bad. My bad. That's Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ, dude. We can hear every movement of your esophagus.

[Lewis]

You got the swivel mic, too. You're trying so hard to not move the mic when you drink. You're like, I'll just drink around this microphone, dude.

[Mike]

Tyler's mic stand fell apart, like, at 804.

[Jimmy]

I was trying to take the table down.

[Mike]

Cece said, Imagine being her lawyer watching this live. Well, hopefully she's done. Hopefully everything's done. Pause Pot said, oh, boy. I should not be laughing. No, you should be. This is hilarious.

[Jimmy]

I feel bad. I really do feel bad for her, though, because, like, I have made mistakes in my life that if it didn't have somebody, like, watching my back.

[Mike]

All right, you guys, you got everybody. Everybody wants to. Everybody wants to.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we're Get a call.

[Mike]

Hi.

[Jimmy]

Hi.

[Mike]

Hey, You're. You're talking a lot of crap in the comments. You really Gonna come up here. No, my pajama's making cake. I'm messing around because everybody's like, get her on now. I told you, people want you on. Like, you really think we took it easy on her? Oh, my God. I'm about to call in. Put me on live. You are alive.

[Lewis]

I.

[Mike]

You and Mike would have been like.

[Tyler]

What a. I did.

[Mike]

Are you listening now? He should be accountable.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God. I can't believe this is why this shitty agency.

[Mike]

What kind of cop would do that? I can't. You gotta be.

[Lewis]

The phone.

[Tyler]

I can't do that to Kenny. You're doing it to Kenny.

[Mike]

No, the top part comes out. The top part. He's not her lawyer.

[Tyler]

I know, but I. Kenny doesn't like me. I had to be nice. I'm getting. I'm getting right now. I'm getting worse. I'm getting worse. Let me cook real.

[Mike]

You guys preach the truth. You guys break down to give objective point of views, and straight up, we're soft because that was a woman, which you guys clown on women all the time doing tick tock.

[Tyler]

I'm clowning.

[Guest (Female Officer)]

Train.

[Mike]

Get hit by a train.

[Tyler]

Your wife, Mike.

[Mike]

Mike's not married. He's not legally allowed to.

[Tyler]

I agree with her. I just. Listen, Heather. I agree with you. I agree with you.

[Mike]

Can Mike talk?

[Tyler]

Can you hear me?

[Mike]

Mike can talk.

[Tyler]

Okay. Can you hear me? Okay. I. I honestly.

[Mike]

She can't hear you can.

[Tyler]

Okay. My. I honest. I agree with you. The. The point was it, honestly, Kenny's guest. Like, if I felt like if we're making fun of that, we're, like, making fun of him and his podcast. I know. I. We. We're doing it now. We're there. We're getting back into it. She's got the nails, she's got the tattoo, she's got the gangs. No, no, no, no.

[Jimmy]

We're body shaming her, too. And we're doing this.

[Tyler]

We're going all out. Here's your husband. It's not body shaming.

[Mike]

Here's your husband.

[Tyler]

Some body shaming. It's just.

[Mike]

But you all know it's true. No, it's true. You can't blame Kenny. Kenny's a big boy and he can handle himself. He knows that. You guys. I mean, I'm gonna discuss this.

[Jimmy]

I. I gotta be honest, man. As much as you guys clown me and I just, you know, roll.

[Mike]

Shut the up. He was jumping on the winning team. He's like, I agree with Heather, dude.

[Jimmy]

I am not. I'm not going up. Are you Kidding me? I would rather piss you off than her off. That's just a fact, like. Because I could piss you off and we'll figure it out. I piss your wife off. Like, it. It's on between you and me and her, like. Don't need that.

[Mike]

Can I have cake when I get home?

[Tyler]

You'll need it.

[Mike]

No, this is for tomorrow. For Thanksgiving. Making it. And we're browning butter. There's a lot of things happening, but you're just. There's more than one thing cooking in that kitchen.

[Lewis]

Someone said, let her bake.

[Mike]

Heather. Someone said, let her bake.

[Tyler]

That was good.

[Mike]

That should be a shirt that should. For the female that says let her big. I think you're the only female in the chat.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, my wife. My wife punched out. Huh?

[Mike]

You guys scared Jen Moxie away.

[Lewis]

That's.

[Mike]

I think you scared Jen Moxie away.

[Jimmy]

No, Lily went out with that chin like hardcore.

[Tyler]

Almost got murdered for talking about her one night.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, she's gone, so. All right, babe. I love you. All right.

[Jimmy]

Love you, too.

[Mike]

Bye. Isn't she a doll?

[Jimmy]

Ab.

[Mike]

I'm the luckiest man in the world.

[Tyler]

We're live.

[Mike]

Anyways, where were we?

[Tyler]

Look at that.

[Mike]

What are we looking at? What are you looking at?

[Tyler]

I was talking about earlier. I. I roasted a sheriff of. In a. The sheriff in Washington for the way he wears his gear, and he changed it all around.

[Jimmy]

She's still up on the screen, by the way. We can get rid of her.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

I don't think there's nothing else to break down. I mean, it is what it is. It's. It. I don't.

[Tyler]

It's a funny story. It's unfortunate.

[Mike]

It's.

[Tyler]

It's. I get it.

[Mike]

It's.

[Tyler]

And that's one problem is.

[Mike]

Yes, It's.

[Tyler]

It's. It's one of those stories that's. It can happen to anybody. I'm trying, man. I'm trying.

[Mike]

Why are you trying, dude?

[Jimmy]

Are you telling me right now how long. How long were your police officer.

[Tyler]

23 years.

[Jimmy]

Are you telling me right now you would take a suspect to a vehicle and not know that vehicle was on trade tracks?

[Tyler]

Lose my mind. She should have lost her mind on the dude that parked on the railroad track.

[Jimmy]

Like, what the Are you doing? Are you trying to die?

[Tyler]

I understand tunnel vision, but. But when. When you've been in a lot of critical incidents, I'm sure you guys in the war understand, when you've been in many critical incidents, the more you go through, the more detail is available to you. Because you. You're used to being in that high stress tunnel vision situation. I'm sure the very first firefight you guys got in was probably a nightmare blur. And as you got, it got fire. As it got more normal, if that came normal. As it got more normal, I'm sure everything slowed down and everything was a little.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna be honest with you, because you're absolutely. First time I ever got into a gunfight, I put two rounds in the dirt coming up because you just. I was pulling the trigger before I was on target.

[Tyler]

So in that situation, my. My thought is she's not been involved. Probably not. That's what I'm saying. Not a pursuit policy type place. Not been involved in a lot of critical situations. And I can remember when I was a younger cop, there was the guy above me when the dog pile started where somebody grabbed. We're done, you know. You know the guy. Yeah. All right.

[Mike]

He got usually more seasoned guys.

[Tyler]

And when I got to that level, I remember my two new guys. I was about 15 years in and chasing guys through the hood, and they give him the 1, 2. And then I'd be like, here, he's good. And even the bad guys knew, like, yep, you got me. Like, that was it. I ran, you know, so. But there has to be. So. But when it's your first one or it's the first incident. That's my argument with these. Lack of pursuit, lack of hardcore policing agencies is this is the result of what happens when you don't do anything. Never been in a pursuit. So how do you know how to act?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Imagine that train up a minute and three seconds earlier.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, when somebody's parking, I mean, it'd be really hard.

[Lewis]

She's loading the person in the car that doesn't hit.

[Jimmy]

Wham. Yeah. By the way, Mike, dude, what's that light? Is that. Is that. Jesus. Dude, he.

[Tyler]

That is his best editing yet.

[Mike]

That one wasn't that good.

[Tyler]

I didn't notice anything until the train. I'm expecting, like, a small impact, like.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, he. He edited that on. He didn't make it purposely comical. He didn't do it on purpose for comedy. But he was on.

[Mike]

Hey, you know what? He.

[Tyler]

He's what is viral. How many of you. What is that at? That's on his page.

[Mike]

Yes. Yeah. I mean, let me look, Mike, I.

[Jimmy]

Just sent you something.

[Mike]

By the way, I will say this. Kenny. Kenny does not play the game of negativity. He doesn't play the game of. Hey, you know what? I Want clicks. He doesn't play that game. I really honestly think he was trying to make a good reel, and it did well. And, you know, I just. I think that that's what it was. And he. I. I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I. I did. Does he not have a sense of humor? Because.

[Mike]

No, no, he can't. I know.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no.

[Tyler]

You ever decide to get your own pop podcast like we've been wanting you to do, you'll understand.

[Jimmy]

Dude, no, what I'm asking is if I had made that and then I watched it throughout, like.

[Tyler]

You. It's like, I don't know.

[Mike]

That's a good question. Jimmy's asking, how did he not make it? And go.

[Tyler]

I mean, you're in the interview, and I think your job is an interview. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you're in the conversation. So, like, we watch it back and.

[Mike]

No, but he made the real.

[Tyler]

That's what I'm saying.

[Jimmy]

Saying, Mike.

[Tyler]

I know I did.

[Lewis]

Maybe that's his way of laughing. He's like, I can't laugh in public, but I can make funny reels that other people.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And I can totally play it the straight man. Be like, I didn't go.

[Mike]

Mind you, if you. If you guys don't know. Kenny Williams is the master. What do you call that? Drug interdiction. He's the interdiction guy. Probably one of the top in the country. Getting massive seizes of drugs. That's what. I don't know why I said Caesars.

[Tyler]

I don't know what you're doing.

[Mike]

I want to say massive loads, but.

[Jimmy]

Hey, guys, we are all smoked, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah, good job, man.

[Mike]

But Kenny does get.

[Tyler]

He's my buddy. Gets massive.

[Jimmy]

And then you're over here talking about drugs. And then I just left the country.

[Mike]

To teach drug interdiction. He knows what he's doing.

[Tyler]

April is putting on a big conference in South.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, we'll all be there. Go to South. Is it South Carolina?

[Jimmy]

South Carolina.

[Mike]

I thought it was Myrtle. Oh, Myrtle Beach. Yeah. Okay. So.

[Tyler]

But he is. He's a. He's a. You know what? He needs to still be like that. He has a job. He has a serious job. Defense attorneys. People are watching.

[Mike]

He.

[Tyler]

He's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Tyler]

He's doing the right thing. He's very good instructor, very good cop.

[Jimmy]

I believe it, dude. The fact that he didn't even crack a st.

[Tyler]

Smile, that shows his.

[Mike]

He is.

[Tyler]

That's an interdiction guy.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He's not going to be that's the.

[Mike]

I'm gonna write you a ticket face.

[Tyler]

He's not gonna be.

[Mike]

I think that's funny, Officer like. Nope. Here's your ticket. Crack a joke.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. PD if you're watching, you guys are great. I love you.

[Mike]

Conservative Chocolate says she's gonna sue for 25 million. Clint says training day and die down. Dylan says we need a thumbnail with Jimmy as Ron Jeremy. Yeah, I can make it happen.

[Tyler]

Clinton here.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Clint's always here.

[Tyler]

I love Clint, man.

[Mike]

Everybody's here. Dylan, for you. I got, let's see, Colt. 45. Efren. I can't see any. I can't say name. I'm awful with it.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Mike]

Toss pot. He's in the sniper.

[Tyler]

Watch this one.

[Jimmy]

I didn't say it.

[Mike]

Oh, we got a new one.

[Tyler]

Here's a male cop hard at work.

[Jimmy]

I like the white girl music.

[Mike]

He tase him.

[Tyler]

No, the. The civilian runs them down in Yeezys and catches him. The cop falls down twice, running barreled.

[Jimmy]

Into the fence twice.

[Mike]

Twice.

[Tyler]

So that one was sent to me a ton. What else you got in there? Where are we at? 30 minutes. I don't even know what those other two are. Lewis, pull them up.

[Mike]

I had a good one.

[Tyler]

Load it up.

[Jimmy]

We still got. We still haven't gone over the whole, like, politicians telling groups.

[Mike]

I thought we supposed.

[Tyler]

Oh, this is for Lewis.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

Lewis. This is. This is my video. This is. This is what I strive for Lewis to be. Play it.

[Mike]

Oh, boy. There's all room.

[Tyler]

But he's memorizing them all.

[Mike]

Now.

[Tyler]

He's gonna blindfold himself and put the.

[Jimmy]

Thing in the way.

[Tyler]

If you want to fast forward it so everybody gets a gist, but. Every single one. Louis, your 4.5.5 is crap. I thought about you when I saw that.

[Lewis]

Lewis, you have 24 hours to respond.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the amount of, like, solutions you.

[Kenny]

Have to, like, come out of it, it's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Tyler]

It's just. I don't know if.

[Jimmy]

If I can even hold that capacity.

[Mike]

Amount of stuff in, like, one hour.

[Tyler]

Can you imagine memorizing all those Rubik's cubes and all the combinations?

[Lewis]

No, I can't imagine doing one.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's unreal. Like I said, I. You have a new. New task ahead of you, Lewis.

[Mike]

That's insane. That's like that person.

[Tyler]

You could come at 7:35 if you.

[Mike]

That person's probably got.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're on the same page.

[Mike]

Yeah, I did one.

[Lewis]

Really training one time.

[Jimmy]

Training day.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I need a re learn blindfolded method and you had to see if I can do, like.

[Jimmy]

Have you done at least three?

[Tyler]

You've done blindfolded?

[Jimmy]

I've done like the beginners one. Just that there's a beginner's blindfolded. A Rubik's Cube. Let's just. That's like a mild traumatic brain injury.

[Tyler]

All right, now I think there's. Check. There's another video in there maybe. Hey, what's that one? I don't even know what we got in here.

[Jimmy]

Do you see that thing I sent you on ig?

[Tyler]

What is this now to him?

[Mike]

Send it to me.

[Tyler]

Oh, look at this. This is Tyler. This is Tyler after a future at the studio. When he tells me. Is that drawing girl. Cousin Tyler, Cousin Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Are they playing bad boys? That's good.

[Tyler]

That's what I deal with every night.

[Jimmy]

Hey, I'm. I'm sober as a judge.

[Tyler]

This guy over here, man.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I'm.

[Mike]

Dude, shut up. You know. You know you're doing it on purpose. He's doing it on purpose.

[Tyler]

That's it.

[Lewis]

I guarantee you that guy would not park on a.

[Tyler]

No, he would drive, though, until you have two people.

[Jimmy]

I will absolutely drive, but I will not park on the truck.

[Mike]

Jimmy sent you something. Uninscried me. Yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

They need to go up there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it does. So I'm like 50 people have been asking for it in the chat.

[Tyler]

50. 50.

[Mike]

Not telling the thing.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no. This is. This is the newest information.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

I don't know if I can fit it all. Just send the link. Email the link. Hold on.

[Mike]

Is it YouTube?

[Tyler]

No, it's a Twitter.

[Jimmy]

I can email a link if you need it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I'll do it. I got it.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Roger you. Oh, I said it. Roger that.

[Mike]

Roger that. Affirmative. Affirmative.

[Jimmy]

Affirmative. You know what?

[Tyler]

I can't.

[Jimmy]

It's fair. I gotta stop. You know what, though?

[Tyler]

I don't. I can't do it.

[Mike]

Can you email the link to the anti hero podcast, gmail dot com?

[Jimmy]

I absolutely can. Good. Sir. I won't say. Roger that.

[Mike]

Roger.

[Tyler]

I mean, I can read it.

[Mike]

Affirmative. Affirmative. Dude.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Tyler]

I probably would just pull up the video again.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I do that.

[Lewis]

You gotta have like a sound bite.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we need a sound over there. We need a soundboard.

[Mike]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Lewis]

Sergeant.

[Mike]

Affirmative. Jimmy's face on his.

[Tyler]

Love you.

[Mike]

That's literally without the yelling. Dude doesn't yell it.

[Jimmy]

I don't.

[Tyler]

Oh, no. Do you want me to just read it? Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. I mean, I don't think it needs to go up there. I mean, it's hard to read, though. It's a little bit. Yeah, it's a. It's a Twitter.

[Mike]

It should. Yeah, it should open up. Should be good.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Are you logged in, though?

[Mike]

You shouldn't have to.

[Jimmy]

This is a lot more mouse clicks.

[Tyler]

There you go.

[Mike]

All right, cool. I can't see it. Somebody else's got to read it.

[Tyler]

You got to go on the screen, though, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

It's in the email, brother.

[Tyler]

You got to go back to.

[Jimmy]

I can read it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

This will be my first read.

[Tyler]

Go ahead, Jimmy.

[Mike]

I can't read.

[Jimmy]

All right, I'm gonna show you how it's done. Right?

[Mike]

This.

[Jimmy]

This thing. Okay, so this is. I don't know who Mike Davis is. Does anybody know who Mike Davis is? Okay. From a law enforcement source. Okay, whatever that means. This. This individual was afghan, born in 1996. Armed with a revolver, ambushed a female guardsman shooting her in the head. A male guardsman was shot multiple times. They never saw it coming. Both guardsmen were armed at the time that they were attacked. Major in the National Guard, who was unarmed and doing his spot checks of the guardsmen, was in.

[Lewis]

On.

[Jimmy]

In the block, heard the shots, turned to see the shooter who spotted him. He took cover behind a truck. The suspect came for the major, who pulled out his pocket knife, probably a Gerber, and bravely took on the suspect, who was reloading his revolver. The major begins stabbing the suspect in the head.

[Tyler]

Hell yes, America.

[Jimmy]

After the guardsmen in the area who were. Was armed. What? See, this is where another guardsman in the area who was armed then drew his pistol and shot the suspect twice. Once in the leg, once in the buttocks.

[Tyler]

He doesn't train.

[Jimmy]

The major stated that when he. When the suspect began shooting, he heard him shout Allahu Akbar. And now, you know, there. There's more. We're trying to confirm if the suspect was an Afghan national or was an interpreter brought over by Biden because he was a department. He has a Department of Defense record. Again, we're trying to confirm specific. Suspect has a home address in Washington state.

[Tyler]

That's a long drive.

[Jimmy]

That is a Washington to Washington with a gun. So with a revolver, dude.

[Mike]

Buying guns in D.C. repping it for the majors out there. Pocket knife kill with the.

[Jimmy]

With the Gerber. You know, that was a Gerber dude.

[Mike]

Can you imagine if he killed that dude?

[Lewis]

A Gerber dude? Imagine being like, oh, that's my scissors.

[Tyler]

All right, Phillips head super chat.

[Mike]

We Do?

[Tyler]

Yeah, Somebody's got to read it.

[Mike]

I can't read.

[Jimmy]

When the LA rides happened. No uniform on arrival to drill. Just got a master sergeant. No longer all soldiers will arrived in uniform. Must change at armory, including lunch. I don't know. Hey, Brock, send that again in the regular chat.

[Mike]

I'm pretty good. Let me, let me. I'm pretty good at deciphering super chats. I've been doing it for a couple years.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, I'm. I'm trying.

[Mike]

Let's see when LA riots happen. No uniform on arrival to drill. Just got a message. No longer our soldiers will arrived in uniform. Must change our armory, including lunch.

[Tyler]

Why are you.

[Jimmy]

What does that mean?

[Mike]

That's how he sounds.

[Tyler]

Why? Why? He doesn't sound like that. Why? Why did he sound like that?

[Mike]

Dude. Also, Heather agrees with you that, well, she didn't know this because I couldn't bear it to come out of my mouth that Mike was right. But she said she was talking about Hispanic. She goes, well, Puerto Rican. So third, Latinos are not Hispanics. And I was like, what the world am I living in? Lewis, are you a Latino or a Hispanic?

[Jimmy]

I got 100 Hispanic.

[Mike]

See, he's from Puerto Rico, but he's a Puerto Rican. And he says he's Hispanic. Dude, it's just white people telling them what they are. Don't let white people tell you what you are. Louis.

[Kenny]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Wasn't him and angel like having a conversation like, dude, you're Hispanic.

[Mike]

Yeah, but Angel Mexican.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean he was. Angel's a great guy.

[Mike]

Angel. Cortez. Cortez. Ah, one. Thanks, man.

[Tyler]

Show's going downhill quick.

[Mike]

Why?

[Tyler]

Here we go.

[Jimmy]

Hey, I got a two hour drive home. It's Thanksgiving tomorrow. There's no way I can sleep here.

[Mike]

Oh, it's. Thanks.

[Tyler]

Where did you become Asian, dude?

[Mike]

That's just how it reads.

[Jimmy]

Brock said he's only got like 150 characters.

[Mike]

Brock is Asian. Thank you.

[Tyler]

Asian Brock, he can do that. Of the southern Japanese episode where the dude asked him to call from his dad like you do, and he says, Jimmy Reagan put.

[Mike]

Tyler had 15 links before starting. No, but there was a time when I bought 18 blue moons when we left.

[Tyler]

Oh, and Dallas, dude, I don't know what happened.

[Mike]

We drank all night at Reagan's studio and then we were driving and we're like, hey man, let's like, let's grab some beer.

[Tyler]

That was the bed night.

[Mike]

I grabbed 16 blue moons from the gas station just in case we wanted to drink 18 beers.

[Tyler]

Hold on. There's the bed.

[Mike]

Yeah, that was funny. I barely remember.

[Tyler]

So he's hammered. This is. Imagine this. Reagan sets us up in the best, best conditions ever. We have two air mattresses, two twin size air mattresses, and Reagan's old studio. That's not a studio anymore.

[Mike]

That is a studio now. But then it isn't a studio.

[Tyler]

Studio guy, because he doesn't podcast.

[Mike]

He actually lets all homeless people live with him now. Okay.

[Tyler]

Does he podcast?

[Mike]

No.

[Tyler]

Oh, so we're in his.

[Jimmy]

Is this the same Reagan that's in the chat?

[Mike]

Yeah. Okay, so we're.

[Tyler]

We're sleeping and it's. They drink all night. I'm tired. I'm not drinking at all. And they drink all night. Three, four, five in the morning. So about five in the morning, I'm laying in this air mattress.

[Kenny]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm in bed by now.

[Tyler]

He's next to me in the. In the other air mattress, and he rolls too far one direction, and the air mattress shoots out from underneath him, hits the ceiling fan, lands back on top of him, and he doesn't even wake up.

[Jimmy]

That is an infantryman, right?

[Tyler]

Laying there. And about three or four minutes goes by. He's getting cold. He's getting cold because there's no blanket. And he's like.

[Jimmy]

Like starts moving.

[Mike]

Mike didn't say a word.

[Tyler]

I rolled over, kept sleeping. So he finally's like, what happened? I'm like, bro, I can't explain to you what.

[Mike]

Mind you, me and Mike don't know each other as well at this time. He's like. He's probably like, dude, this dude's got problems.

[Tyler]

He's so drunk. I swear to God. The ceiling is a eight foot ceiling. The mattress went all the way up, hit the ceiling fan that was on, came back out on top of me just like. He, like, rolled over and just stayed sleeping. I'm like, what the is going on?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I remember saying some crazy like that in the barracks.

[Tyler]

I didn't live in the Bears. I went in married.

[Mike]

I mean, it was just a weight of my body weight pinched the side of it. It just shot it straight to the air.

[Tyler]

Unbelievable.

[Mike]

Pretty cool. Pretty fascinating sight to see. All right. Brock Purdy the Great. I'm gonna read it. Not Asian. Yeah. I'm explaining the guard's stance on the wrist. We no longer can dress in uniform out of the armory. No Guard members. No Guard member has died stateside and, oh, over 100 years ago. Okay, I didn't know that.

[Tyler]

He's not agent anymore.

[Mike]

No.

[Lewis]

No guard member has died stateside.

[Tyler]

Maybe shot.

[Lewis]

Because, like, I can think of, like, five off the top of my head.

[Tyler]

Shot.

[Lewis]

Does he mean, like. Yeah, maybe that's what he means.

[Mike]

Like, I mean, died.

[Jimmy]

I mean, wasn't there Guards members that died during Katrina?

[Lewis]

I don't know about that, but, like, we had Guard members on base die, get hit while they're running in pt.

[Mike]

No, no, I think he meant. He means a combat style.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Are these guys get. That's a great question. Are these guys getting their combat action badges, combat infantryman's badges, for this?

[Lewis]

I highly doubt it. They should, because it's not a deployed environment.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean.

[Lewis]

But not a combat zone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but I always thought that, like, you get your combat infantryman's badge because you're an infantryman. Somebody tried to kill you, and you killed them back.

[Lewis]

Yeah, there's. There's actually an order that the army has that states, like.

[Jimmy]

I'm sure it's an AR671 somewhere.

[Lewis]

No, it's. I don't even remember what the regulation's called, but it's. It lists out, like, all the combat zones that the art. The Army's currently in, like, by name, what countries you could get one in so that.

[Jimmy]

So when you do your mfr, you do your. You know, when you put it for awards, then. Yeah, okay, got it.

[Mike]

CC said.

[Jimmy]

He.

[Mike]

He said it in Asian again. Reread it with the voice. I'm pretty good on the spot.

[Lewis]

When have I stated rigs before?

[Jimmy]

Dude, we. What? Why is there so much Joker stuff going on? We can't do that, Mike.

[Tyler]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Jimmy]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Mike]

What are you talking about? Yeah, Jack Nicholson. I'm not talking about it. The Keanu Reeves. Joker.

[Lewis]

Also, I know of a guardsman who died in Afghanistan, like, 2019. Okay.

[Mike]

Stateside. Stateside, killed. Combat type thing like killed, not, like, getting hit because they're doing something.

[Jimmy]

So, deployed. Stateside, killed in the line of duty. So, like.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. Conus killed. Dude. A Conus kill.

[Lewis]

That major got a Conus knife kill, dude.

[Mike]

Dude, no, he didn't die. He doesn't get the kill.

[Lewis]

Oh, that sucks.

[Jimmy]

Well, unless the guy is dead. I mean, he stabbed him in the head.

[Tyler]

CC Posted a picture of the guy being on a stretcher. Yeah, he's not gonna die.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he looks like a fat. We're not posting any pictures of that guy because him. That's why.

[Mike]

Yeah, he said. Somebody said. Okay, I'LL calm down Trying to get.

[Tyler]

On the radio, dude, you're crashing out, man. Are you good? Are you good, man?

[Mike]

I'm good.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're good. This dude.

[Mike]

It's been a long day, man.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's been a long day. Let's not. Let's get inebriated to. Oh, shut up.

[Mike]

I've had three beers.

[Tyler]

Three beers.

[Mike]

Three beers since 7 o'. Clock. It's been three hours. I can't have a beer an hour?

[Lewis]

Two shots of Jaeger.

[Mike]

After we did labor all day long.

[Jimmy]

We were laying bricks.

[Mike]

Yeah. Mike, where were you all day? Doing legs.

[Lewis]

This.

[Mike]

Ate Chipotle twice.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I had two meals today, so I didn't have.

[Mike]

What'd you say?

[Tyler]

So I didn't have that pizza you had.

[Jimmy]

Well, you might be feeling a lot better if you did.

[Tyler]

Pizza. Chipotle. Chipotle, yeah. You had pizza in Chipotle?

[Mike]

I had pizza because you always get pizza. I went and got the same pay.

[Tyler]

Large pizza, Coke Zero.

[Mike]

And then he goes, oh, I'm not having any energy drink.

[Tyler]

I didn't have anyone Monday when we didn't go to Huey's.

[Mike]

I don't. We don't get pizza on Monday. We get pizza on Thursdays. But today's Wednesday. But it would be a Thursday.

[Tyler]

You guys had pizza. You're fine.

[Mike]

You lived.

[Tyler]

I'm drinking no soda. No energy drinks water for three days now.

[Mike]

Toss pot. Thanks, guys, for the entertainment. Have a good evening and appreciate your service. For the boys, Thanksgiving, be blessed. Thank you, man. Thank you for the 20, man. That's awesome, dude. Thank you so much. CC says 26 beers. No, three ways. Three. It's been three. This is my third one. I have fourth one on deck.

[Tyler]

Oh, got one. We're so. We're such an alcoholic. We got one on deck.

[Jimmy]

Hey. Hey. What was it you were joking me about today? Like, Jimmy's bargaining.

[Tyler]

Yeah, he was.

[Mike]

You brought it up, not me.

[Tyler]

Well, if I had. I said just start drinking.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

At 8.

[Jimmy]

No, that's not what I said at all. I said I haven't had anything to drink since Monday. Last Monday. Not that. Not this last Monday. But the money previous. The only way I will.

[Tyler]

Do you have a coin yet?

[Jimmy]

No, I don't have a coin. Dude, don't. Hey, don't make fun of the real alcoholics.

[Mike]

Yeah, they're beating down there.

[Jimmy]

They're meeting right over there.

[Tyler]

Is there one?

[Jimmy]

Yes, that's where. That's why it looks like a purple.

[Mike]

Jimmy getting up to go over there. We kept catching Him.

[Tyler]

Oh, is that where he was at lunch?

[Jimmy]

Is that where I was? Where were you, Mikey?

[Tyler]

At the gym?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I was just building.

[Mike]

Jimmy did. So you know when you, you know when you, when you, like bake cookies and your kid goes, man, that would be like crazy if I could have one of those cookies. That's what Jimmy did.

[Tyler]

He go, it'd be crazy if a bottle of whiskey just walked in. What are you doing? What are you doing?

[Mike]

He was busting his ass. And I was like, dude, I jokingly said, hey, at least we're doing it for pizza. I'll get you pizza. Like, kind of like one of those, like. And your boys do all the manual labor. Give him a pizza.

[Jimmy]

And I said. I was like, yeah, well, I, I. What did I say? I was like, I know I'm not drinking, but man, a beer would be cool.

[Mike]

A beer would be nice. And it was like, it was. What are they gonna say?

[Jimmy]

No, I mean, fair enough. But that's not even the worst point that I said, like, if you want to make fun of me, that's not the one. That one was, that one was more of a like, dude, at this point, man, the work I'm doing, might as well just drink a beer and get this done. You know, like you do when you're building your buddy's deck or whatever.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, I never did that.

[Jimmy]

That all. So. But what where you said it was when I was like, I haven't had anything since Monday. Last Monday. The only way I'll do that is if you guys tell me I can.

[Mike]

That is what he said. That's what I said.

[Jimmy]

So if you're gonna tell the story, tell me. And that one, it was very calculated. I'm not gonna lie.

[Mike]

Like, I. Oh, I remember because I said, jimmy, we're not going to tell you. You can't. And I was like, in fact, if you can, I would be so Pro you at 9 o' clock or 8 o' clock when we start this, pouring a cocktail and just enjoying it for the show. And Mike goes, no, no, no, no. And Jimmy goes, yeah, that ain't happening.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I was like, I gotta drive home, man.

[Lewis]

It's like Jimmy was like, if this status gets one, like, I'll drink.

[Tyler]

If those two cases of my beer, my, my trunk happened to come in.

[Jimmy]

No, what's going to be really good is when we get burglarized again and they're like, all the booze is gone.

[Mike]

All the booze, all the yiglings.

[Jimmy]

No, no, I'm not Talking about that stuff, you know, that doesn't help me at all. It would be all the other stuff.

[Mike]

That'S on the wall, all the bottles of liquor.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like the burglary said, you probably have been putting water in it for the last month. No, I haven't.

[Jimmy]

No, I've been drinking it. But every.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. Oh, let me turn on the Bluetooth. It's that time.

[Lewis]

We talk to.

[Mike]

We engage. We talk with the audience.

[Tyler]

Last two hours.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, can we put on staying alive Bees?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

Yeah. For his friend that you all over.

[Jimmy]

Shut up. Yeah. So my. My. My good friend Greg Rundell.

[Tyler]

Tell the whole story. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so I'll tell.

[Tyler]

I just want to say. Tell about why there's. So. Why that you guys. I didn't know that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you guys pick songs. If you. If you deploy.

[Mike]

It's called a deployment thing, Mike.

[Jimmy]

It's a.

[Mike]

Guys that went to war did it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. You know, so in your legacy book, if you end up getting killed, you know, while you're overseas in Iraq, during the g. WAT downrange. So that's like four. Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. While doing sniper stuff. Mean, like, what else can I. What else can I not say? Roger that. I mean.

[Lewis]

Affirmative.

[Tyler]

Affirmative.

[Kenny]

Whatever.

[Jimmy]

Drink your asses off, boys. It's tomorrow's Thanksgiving. If you get killed, you have. You fill out a legacy book. And in that, it says who you want to escort your body home, who you know, whether or not you want your family to be notified if you get wounded. But it's a return to duty wound. And for your memorial service, you get to pick a song. Song that you want played at your memorial. Well, my. Well, my good friend Greg Rundell, who was killed In Iraq in 2008, this is the song that he picked for his memorial. So we got done saluting his helmet, rifle, and dog tags and boots. We're all feeling pretty sad. We go around to the side, and then we hear this song, and we're like, man, what a great guy that was. He's dead, and he's trying to make us feel better. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Is that like a unit thing, that Legacy? Because I've never done that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, I mean, it was bigger. It was. It was big.

[Mike]

Sec.

[Lewis]

War says I'm a combat.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, during.

[Mike]

We always said that's what Super Pogue said is when they put combat in front of their mos. I'm a combat medic.

[Tyler]

How much weight Jelly Roll has lost.

[Mike]

Yeah. People are saying he faked it, like, or they're saying he uses a Zen pick. Yeah, yeah, of course.

[Tyler]

Course.

[Lewis]

Who cares?

[Mike]

Like, people don't die of the flu at 35. Now because of medicine.

[Tyler]

I still think the other needles are better.

[Mike]

Heroin, steroids. Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

So, yeah. But to answer your question, Fed Tyler, Normally you would fill out a legacy book, and in your legacy book is the picture that they take view in front of the flag that's going to be used at your memorial.

[Lewis]

Right?

[Jimmy]

So. And it's got your battle roster number and all that other.

[Mike]

This song. Bang. Now that I know that there's a badass story behind it, too.

[Jimmy]

I think it's the great.

[Mike]

That's the most gangster thing in the world to let your buddies go. This.

[Jimmy]

He's hilarious, right? Staying alive. So you're in Iraq. You're feeling bad. He's trying to, like, gangster dude. He's like, feel better, boys. You're staying alive.

[Tyler]

Live.

[Lewis]

Hey, so we're interacting with comments right now, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it.

[Lewis]

I want to know what CC's deal is with me. Where's this come from?

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

I want to hash it out with him right now.

[Mike]

Oh, get him on the phone.

[Lewis]

It's just been, like, a night of. Just a bunch of comments about me for some reason.

[Mike]

Oh, let him cook. Let Tyler cook.

[Lewis]

I want to know what it's about. My shoes, the way I'm holding a beer.

[Mike]

Oh, boy.

[Lewis]

He wants some attention, I'll give it to him.

[Jimmy]

You got. You bet him.

[Tyler]

What?

[Lewis]

Did I bet him?

[Mike]

No, you met. No, he wasn't here.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you weren't here.

[Mike]

He sat in that same chair the night you were here. That's what happens when you don't show up. We put other people in your chair.

[Lewis]

Well.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, you guys, he did.

[Mike]

Drive, like, three hours a year.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, that was because he did some. He did some stupid projects.

[Mike]

He's actually a really cool dude.

[Jimmy]

He's great.

[Mike]

He's probably.

[Lewis]

I don't. Yeah, I don't doubt it. I obviously have no problem.

[Tyler]

We got beef in the brew. Boom.

[Mike]

Oh, Grudge match. Conservative chocolate versus bed. Tyler, tell me.

[Tyler]

Too lazy to drive the three hours you get to sit in the seat.

[Jimmy]

Well, he's also got to work to. Well, he actually doesn't have to work tomorrow, cc. He should have been here, bro.

[Lewis]

This is the only time I haven't had to work the next day. I gotta work. Every time I come here, we have work.

[Tyler]

Was that.

[Mike]

What time are you getting up?

[Lewis]

No excuse.

[Kenny]

Six.

[Mike]

Six.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. You get off at, like, three Right?

[Mike]

No. What time?

[Jimmy]

You guys. Are you serious?

[Mike]

I bet you six every day.

[Jimmy]

Wait, are you guys only working four days?

[Tyler]

5:30 every day.

[Lewis]

Are you on the truck?

[Jimmy]

Are you doing new builds? Or are you doing like, service calls?

[Lewis]

Everything.

[Mike]

I can't monitor the chats because I'm playing the bee gees on YouTube. Is anybody talking to us?

[Jimmy]

Get him.

[Tyler]

CD.

[Mike]

CC.

[Jimmy]

Clint. EOD. Trade me a coin.

[Lewis]

I got a coin for him.

[Mike]

Hey, you guys get on. Grab a night shift shirt.

[Tyler]

Yeah, the anti herobroadcast.com stickers, shirts, hats. Go to the store. Buy something. Clint is the only true fan of.

[Mike]

Both shows because Clint has bought from both.

[Tyler]

Clint bought from both.

[Jimmy]

Can we do the Real Men of Genius for Clint every time he comes on?

[Mike]

Oh, the Budweiser one.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

This is Clint.

[Lewis]

Those were probably the best commercials.

[Tyler]

Like, I do get up at 5:30 every day, Reagan. Because I get thrown out of my bed by my wife who comes home. I wasn't one up in them.

[Mike]

He's one up in me. Reagan knows what's up.

[Tyler]

Megan's.

[Mike]

We need more songs.

[Tyler]

It didn't even pick us up at the airport, dude.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. That mother. Dude. I mean, flew all the way to.

[Tyler]

Dallas and landed and we're sitting there entirely. Who's drinking?

[Jimmy]

Who is that?

[Mike]

I just swallowed, dude.

[Jimmy]

We can hear everything.

[Mike]

Maybe my microphone's just weird. Shut the up.

[Tyler]

And then. No, it ain't the microphone.

[Lewis]

It's the same one. Because that microphone is super hard to move out of his face.

[Tyler]

We land in Dallas and Tyler text. Reagan is like, hey, man, you come.

[Mike]

We're here.

[Tyler]

Like where?

[Mike]

Like, he gets these is where? Like the airport, dog.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I'm on my way. 45 minutes later, he finally shows up.

[Mike]

Do we have any requests?

[Tyler]

Any requests for songs?

[Lewis]

I haven't seen any.

[Tyler]

Look, one more. Hurry up.

[Mike]

I'll play it. I will play it. I'm just trying to find the right one.

[Tyler]

What the Is this?

[Mike]

Why Never Fail, Fearless.

[Tyler]

Fearless by Fearless by 4 Today. I've never heard of it. Dude. You guys.

[Mike]

Dude, you gotta stop falling. You gotta stop breathing.

[Tyler]

Broke goat. Tyler. Clint has a story.

[Mike]

No, we don't. I want to go to bed at some point. Tonight. Dude, I got one for you.

[Jimmy]

I pulled up on them in the gum.

[Mike]

Live.

[Tyler]

Is this the last song so I can go home?

[Jimmy]

Somebody asked for highway to Hell.

[Tyler]

We're already. We're already there. I got the highway to Hell.

[Mike]

You gotta pay for it. That.

[Tyler]

That police car was parked on the highway.

[Jimmy]

No, it was the train Tracks of Death. There's got to be a song. Oh, oh, it's a. It's a Metallica song.

[Tyler]

Crazy Train.

[Jimmy]

Crazy train. Yeah, but the. No, the freight train coming your way by Metallica.

[Mike]

Yeah, you know, what's the song?

[Tyler]

Johnny Ca. Got one too here. Coming down the tracks. No, I didn't see the big red side.

[Lewis]

I don't hear a train coming.

[Tyler]

I spent my time in Misdemeanor.

[Jimmy]

Oh, it's. It's no leaf Clover by Metallica.

[Mike]

Great song.

[Jimmy]

So that maybe that's the next one.

[Mike]

Mike said we only get one more song.

[Jimmy]

Cuz he's a.

[Tyler]

One more.

[Lewis]

Make it like a 10 minute long song.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you know what? Your strip club song.

[Jimmy]

My phone is starting to go to.

[Tyler]

Strip club and get a lap dance. You get November rain. Do not.

[Jimmy]

Do not say that again.

[Tyler]

Why?

[Mike]

What happened?

[Jimmy]

Don't mention strip clubs. Clint.

[Mike]

No. Clint. We gotta end the show.

[Tyler]

Clint. Monday.

[Jimmy]

Monday, Clint.

[Mike]

Monday. I mean, you can answer just real quick.

[Tyler]

Clint.

[Jimmy]

So, hey, I was. I was in Iraq. I promise. One second.

[Tyler]

Go ahead.

[Jimmy]

Hey. So I was in Iraq and I had this company commander. He was sergeant first class from first Ranger battalion. And he became an officer. And he was my company commander in 3rd ID. And he hated legs.

[Tyler]

He hated them. Me too.

[Mike]

Like, none other.

[Jimmy]

Anyways, so I had the. Joe was actually in my squad.

[Mike]

I'll tell y' all about him.

[Jimmy]

When I got long, a longer time.

[Tyler]

The times are going in.

[Mike]

Mr. Glass.

[Jimmy]

Because every time we went to the.

[Mike]

Field, something broke on him.

[Jimmy]

Dude, don't waste it. Don't waste it.

[Tyler]

You got a better story for him, Clint. Thank you for calling, Clint. Thanks for buying merchandise. Be like, Clint antiherobroadcast.com. get your stickers, get your hats, get your hoodies. We got everything coming.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's.

[Kenny]

It's.

[Jimmy]

It's that.

[Tyler]

Get your throat. Go gears.

[Jimmy]

You gotta have one.

[Mike]

Tyler, the throat.

[Tyler]

Goat stickers coming soon, dude.

[Jimmy]

The best. The best part of that whole thing was like the three of us, like, looked at each other.

[Tyler]

I don't know how he doesn't hear.

[Mike]

Like, I'm just drinking a beer.

[Lewis]

Breathes.

[Tyler]

You're like.

[Jimmy]

You'Re over here drinking like, goop, goop.

[Mike]

Jimmy. Just finally have someone else a rag on.

[Tyler]

He's like, yes, I like it. Sober Jimmy, man. Sober Jimmy with me. Yeah, buddy.

[Jimmy]

He's like, thank God he's finally sobered up. Now he's actually worth a.

[Tyler]

No, you were worth it. It was just different type of entertainment.

[Jimmy]

I. I just don't think it was great, man. That look between the three of us where it was like, is this happening right now?

[Tyler]

Oh, the best was during Kenny's off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he looked back at us and he just kept going, oh, she's like, what are you guys looking at?

[Lewis]

It is. It's awesome, too, because he tries to drink a beer, like, as low as he can. Like, he doesn't tilt his head back at all. He just does this.

[Mike]

I'm trying to find no leaf clover.

[Jimmy]

How do you. How does that.

[Mike]

Not on there?

[Jimmy]

That seems like it'd be a habit.

[Mike]

It's on S M. Do you have Apple? I got it. No, I own my music, dude. I buy my songs. We don't.

[Jimmy]

We don't. We don't pirate things like, we do.

[Mike]

I don't stream it. You don't know.

[Jimmy]

I took down the family computer with LimeWire.

[Tyler]

14.99Amonth. And you play the song, you don't own it. I don't want it. I just want to listen to it.

[Mike]

Well, what if I want to make? I. I make. I make reels all the time.

[Tyler]

They're not copyrighted. When you make use them.

[Mike]

It doesn't matter if you're copyrighted. If you. You can't rip music you don't own.

[Tyler]

You can't smoke weed either.

[Mike]

No, I'm saying you physically can't do it with your phone.

[Tyler]

If you go into teach how to.

[Mike]

Do it, I know you can screen record YouTube. I get it.

[Lewis]

Also, if you make your Instagram page and if you make your Instagram page an entrepreneur page instead of, like, entertainment or whatever else.

[Mike]

Son, I've been on Instagram since you were swimming in your daddy's balls.

[Lewis]

Okay, okay, but I'm just saying I do that on Instagram.

[Mike]

No, I know. That's why my clothing line can't use music. But all the other ones still here.

[Lewis]

Why don't you just make it an entrepreneur then?

[Mike]

I can't have shop on it.

[Tyler]

You notice Reagan hasn't made a I got you. Reagan hasn't made a follower joke in a while.

[Mike]

A follower?

[Tyler]

I just make fun of my followers.

[Mike]

Did his go down?

[Tyler]

No, just. I blew him up. I'm double him.

[Mike]

What is it?

[Jimmy]

You don't see who that is?

[Tyler]

Yeah, but I don't know what he's saying.

[Mike]

Yeah, I don't know what he's saying.

[Jimmy]

I don't know. It's just. It's a. I. I open Instagram and.

[Mike]

Is Rob talking?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Mike]

Play it in the Mic.

[Lewis]

All right. Another hour. We got to talk about Rob o'.

[Tyler]

Neal.

[Jimmy]

He's. He's saying.

[Mike]

What did he call the boys? What did he call those boys?

[Jimmy]

Blasters?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. He called some concubines. What is it called?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, he said he. He called the, like the. The beta male.

[Mike]

You would be my concubines.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

What did he say?

[Mike]

You talking about us?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, he did.

[Mike]

He did.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Jimmy]

I had to wait till the end because he. Okay, you guys ready? Rob's cutting a promo.

[Tyler]

No idea what life was going to bring. I knew I made it through buds, which is great.

[Jimmy]

Pre 9 11.

[Tyler]

Now what are you gonna do? Young kid, 20 years old, heading out east, which is fun. Think about how much fun that is, though, if you can do that. Like you. You can do.

[Jimmy]

If you're listening to me right now and you're a young man or a young woman, you can go do that right now. You can go on an adventure and it's paid for.

[Tyler]

It's hard, but it's cool.

[Jimmy]

You learn how to ask questions.

[Tyler]

You learn how to shoot guns. You got to travel during the Marine Corps.

[Jimmy]

Get a, get a load of this. You get to meet marines, hang out with them. Be a Marine. That's cool.

[Tyler]

Be a sailor.

[Jimmy]

That's awesome.

[Tyler]

No, sailors get involved with the Air Force. I don't even know what the space Force does.

[Jimmy]

I'd like to wear that uniform. That's kind of dope.

[Mike]

What is wrong with you?

[Tyler]

He can do that. Imagine being a 20 year old kid.

[Jimmy]

Before 9, 11 from Montana.

[Tyler]

Never.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I think I've been to Florida, New York, just fly out to Virginia Beach.

[Tyler]

Don't even know what that looks like. Don't know what the Navy does. Don't know what a SEAL does. I saw him in good shape. Go to the, you know, Fort Bennett, Georgia, SEAL Team 2. Start Deal Tactical training. Then your life starts, meet the guys, do platoons, get a trident eventually, which is dope. You're a SEAL and time just flies. And 911 happens. Weapons. Holy. And then, dude, how do you listen? Hold on. Keep, you know, keep your head down.

[Jimmy]

Keep moving forward, and eventually one day.

[Tyler]

You too can have veterans calling you a liar, Right?

[Mike]

Oh, that's it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That dude is the most egotistical and he is. How can you talk about yourself? Him, allegedly. Him, dude, he is so egotistical. And I don't know, you know, you.

[Mike]

Know, some egotistical people.

[Tyler]

And you know what else? You know what? In that video, there's a video. Legal Bites. Go watch the Legal Bites video. She breaks down the whole lawsuit. One of the most interesting things she brings up is, why did he get out at 17 years and not get his full retirement?

[Jimmy]

That's a great question. It's the same question.

[Mike]

He doesn't have his full retirement.

[Jimmy]

He got out at 17.

[Tyler]

Why did not stay the last three years?

[Mike]

I didn't know that. He's not medically retired.

[Jimmy]

Neither did Bissonette, by the way. Bissnette got out early, too.

[Mike]

No, medical 100. Medical. Medical.

[Jimmy]

I'm sure they're 100.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Medical retirement.

[Jimmy]

VA. That's not like.

[Mike]

I know. VA getting 100. Medical disabled is different than a bed board, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So here's the thing.

[Tyler]

And, you know, I've never met a human.

[Jimmy]

If you are over there in those tier one units and let's. Let's say, like, for example, you have a heart condition and you can't operate anymore, they will keep you in. They'll find a job for you to do. You keep you on permanent profile. You'll finish your 20.

[Mike]

You're such a wealth of knowledge.

[Jimmy]

Exactly. It's a waste.

[Tyler]

So unless you're not.

[Jimmy]

Unless you're not.

[Tyler]

Unless you're not. They let you go. Seven.

[Jimmy]

Allegedly.

[Tyler]

Allegedly.

[Jimmy]

We don't know. But it sure is weird.

[Tyler]

I don't know anything about, like, honestly.

[Mike]

Well, all I know is he sucks.

[Tyler]

All I know is I've just. And it's a. I guess it's a tier one thing. Or if you're in, you can just. Just get on a microphone. And I'm not knocking any of the guys. I think they're heroes. I think they've done amazing things. But the mere fact that they sit down and talk about themselves, it's like this. Everybody's just crazy about it. If I sit here and talk about, I'm a cop, I did it. I'm getting tomatoes thrown at me. Everybody's gonna hate my guts.

[Mike]

He.

[Tyler]

That. That guy can't go 5 minutes without.

[Jimmy]

Just talking about himself.

[Tyler]

The whole lawsuit is just him talking about how great he is.

[Jimmy]

I've never seen.

[Mike]

I love them. I love.

[Jimmy]

No, I've never seen one.

[Tyler]

I didn't. I've never read one. All it is is I love myself for about 19.

[Jimmy]

I love me. It's like he pulled out his I love me book and stabbed it in there.

[Mike]

Unbelievable. Yeah. And.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, whatever, dude, Whatever. Hey, not to be a downer, but. Hey, Rob, I look forward to seeing you in court. I look Forward to telling you to your face. Go yourself.

[Tyler]

You'll get arrested for or contempt.

[Jimmy]

Not in the courtroom.

[Lewis]

Do it.

[Mike]

I just.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, outside.

[Mike]

I want to give you. Was threatening to fight him in the comments the other day.

[Jimmy]

I didn't start to fight it.

[Mike]

He said, if he wants to meet in the parking lot, you'll meet him. Did I say that?

[Tyler]

I got the screenshot.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's down, allegedly.

[Tyler]

Somebody said something around. He said, I'd like to meet him in a parking lot.

[Jimmy]

There's no way I said that. There's no way I said that.

[Tyler]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages is.

[Jimmy]

There's no way I would have been that dumb.

[Mike]

Set you up. No, you were responding to AI. It's AI.

[Jimmy]

I. I mean, like, I don't believe that.

[Mike]

I do not believe that you could do the. What Rob does. He goes like this.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Okay. You want me to read it?

[Mike]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Tyler]

Somebody commented a courtroom. The dude needs to handle this in the dark parking lot if he's so inclined to be right all the time.

[Jimmy]

That's not me.

[Tyler]

Jimmy says I'm game if he's game.

[Jimmy]

Mean. I did say that.

[Tyler]

You didn't threaten to fight to meet him there.

[Jimmy]

I did.

[Mike]

I. I did say that.

[Tyler]

I don't have a problem with what you said.

[Jimmy]

It's just.

[Tyler]

It's good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I was gonna say I was. No way.

[Tyler]

I never would.

[Mike]

I never would have said that lot.

[Jimmy]

I would have never said that.

[Tyler]

I gotta get Jimmy up to speed. That drunk Tyler's, like, egging you on right now.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

These sound bites.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah. I did say that, though. I was like, I'm game if he's game. I'm all right.

[Tyler]

So what are we doing tomorrow?

[Jimmy]

Thanksgiving? Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

7:00'.

[Mike]

Clock. Yeah, Thanksgiving with the boys.

[Tyler]

7:00Pm on.

[Mike]

Yeah, entire YouTube.

[Jimmy]

All right, boys.

[Tyler]

We'll be streaming.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we'll be streaming. I'm gonna rip a cigarette. Grab another C4.

[Mike]

That. God, that's like four for you today.

[Jimmy]

No, it's.

[Mike]

That's two. I thought you've had two hour.

[Jimmy]

This is my one for the night. And then I've got to take one.

[Mike]

You didn't have any C4 today?

[Jimmy]

No, I had my. My little thing of C4. I didn't have any of. From out of there.

[Mike]

No, I'm not worried about the C4. Well, you get a whole. You got a whole thing.

[Tyler]

You just drink C4.

[Jimmy]

You just tried distraction C4.

[Mike]

You just tried to say that.

[Tyler]

You didn't.

[Mike]

I felt bad at first, I'm like, what you have during the day? Well, C4. I poured it in a cup.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you did.

[Jimmy]

But Those are my C4s from.

[Mike]

I'm not talking about. I'm talking about your health. Health, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

My heart. The heart is deceptive above all things. Okay?

[Mike]

It's still beaten. It's good.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Give me my damn C4.

[Tyler]

You took away my alcohol.

[Jimmy]

Mike threw me the. The packets of salt water. I was like, jimmy, you got to switch to this now.

[Tyler]

I was like, dude, for those who don't know, there's this thing called water. You should probably. You drink it. It's really good for you. You should mix it in with alcohol and C4, like in betweeners.

[Jimmy]

Hey, you know, that's a great point. Somebody said, isn't this a podcast for the over caffeinated?

[Tyler]

It is. Jimmy's over caffeinated. Tyler's drunk.

[Mike]

I'm not drunk guy legend. Lewis, end the show.

[Tyler]

I'm done.

[Lewis]

We're done.

[Jimmy]

We're out tomorrow.

[Mike]

See you tomorrow.

[Tyler]

See you.