The Night Shift (12/11/2025): LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – "The Night Shift" (12/11/25): LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL

Podcast: The Antihero Podcast
Episode: The Night Shift: LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL
Date: December 12, 2025
Audience: Veterans and First Responders
Tone: Unfiltered, irreverent, brotherly banter, candid discussion

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Night Shift" is a lively, marathon-style conversation aimed at veterans, first responders, and the wider military/law enforcement community. The hosts—Tyler, Jimmy, Mike, and Lewis—with occasional appearances by Matt and others in the chat, reflect on professional experiences, current controversies in veteran circles, policing tactics, and the cultural tribes of their community. The episode features classic Antihero banter, dark humor, behind-the-scenes stories, and interactive community games (like naming their fanbase and "Guess That Race"). The show is at once rowdy, raw, and insightful, alternating between comic relief and sober perspectives on law enforcement, military culture, and urban violence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Banter, Technical Difficulties, and Studio Shenanigans

• Opening (00:00–03:30): The team jokes about technical glitches, livestream setup, and quirky product ads (Ghost Bed, Elevated Silence). The playful, irreverent tone is set quickly, with Tyler and Jimmy riffing on "everything for the bedroom," leading into light roasting and sarcasm.
• Running Joke: Jimmy’s “performance-diminishing drugs” (vodka) are referenced repeatedly.
• Long-running technical woes: Frequent camera mishaps and cluttered studio cables become both a frustration and comedic fodder.

“At least it’s not your... We can see the door, Lewis. We don't want to see the door.” — Mike (02:51)

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2. Controversial News: Veteran "Bro Vet" Lawsuits

• Dan Crenshaw sues Sean Ryan (04:00–05:12): Real-time reaction to unfolding controversy in the social media "bro vet" space. The hosts criticize politicians/luminaries using lawsuits for attention and legacy positioning, drawing explicit parallels to other self-promoting controversies.
  • Notable Quote:

    “Everybody’s suing everybody. ... That’s a real—that he’s gonna lose his election, he knows it. He’s trying everything, just like another guy that’s irrelevant, that’s trying everything to get back in the spotlight with lawsuits.” — Jimmy (04:24)

• The team trades jabs at the “sue-happy” former Navy SEALs, making cracks about washed-up operators and referencing hip-hop rivalries for comic effect.

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3. Tribal Identity: Naming the Community

• (08:12–10:54): Tyler proposes finding a nickname for their audience, comparing possible group monikers to those from Barstool (“Stoolies”) and McAfee’s “militia.”
• Suggestions:
  • “Common Sense Crusaders”
  • “The 99%”
  • “The Rejects”
  • “Section 8 in the Trap Boys”
• "The 99%" is favored, drawing a distinction between the vast majority of “just did the job” veterans/LEOs and the visible 1% “tip of the spear” types.
  • Notable Exchange:

    “At the end of the day, right? So I mean, the 99. I mean, forget. That's 1%. And they get 99 of the attention.” — Lewis (10:01) “It's less than 1—less than 1% of the casualties that are in the GWOT were SOF guys.” — Mike (10:09)

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4. SWAT Culture, Ego & "Bro-ness"

• Long Form Dialogue (14:13–21:47): Tyler and Jimmy narrate their “SWAT bro” origin story, contrasting old-school, rigorous tryouts marked by discipline and humility with current, less stringent standards and shifting generational attitudes. Anecdotes underscore the tension between cockiness and professionalism.
• Notable Story: Jimmy relates earning SWAT at 42 after years in law enforcement, emphasizing pride in overcoming adversity rather than swagger.
  • Notable Quote:

    “I earned my way onto that team. That tryout was miserable. Miserable. So that’s one of the things I’m most proud of: my military service and making SWAT—not so much to say I was a SWAT guy, but to say I earned my way through one of the most miserable days of my life...” — Jimmy (21:13)

• Discussion of how military/LE shooting schools and standards have changed over time, with humor about egos, generations, and “being on PEDs vs PDDs.”

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5. Audience Interaction & Games

• Super Chats & Toasts (06:13, 13:12, Throughout): Frequent shoutouts to chat participants—many with inside jokes or direct interaction with loyal listeners.
• Community Game: "Guess That Race" (53:03–58:13):
  • Tyler challenges the crew to guess the demographics of a group of teenagers arrested for shoplifting in Florida, based solely on names.
  • The bit is unfiltered, politically incorrect, and clearly aimed at an audience comfortable with sharp-edged, dark humor.
  • Memorable Banter:

    (In unison, after hearing names) “Black. Next.” — Jimmy & Crew (54:08)

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6. Contemporary Policing: Tactics, Failures, and Critique

• Body Cam & Case Review (33:54–38:26, 101:06–105:14):
  • The hosts dissect bodycam and viral videos, analyzing police chases, pursuit tactics, and use-of-force incidents—often critical of poor training and lack of tactical proficiency.
  • Key Debates:
    • Pursuit/pit maneuvers and dangers of improper vehicle tactics.
    • The tension between “cop haters” and critical professionals within the community.

      “I am a cop hater. And I'm telling you right now, those are piss poor tactics. I don't give a what you say.” — Mike (36:15)

    • The problem of cops and firearms basics: undertraining, poor gear setup, and lack of range discipline.

      “Cops get the most humbling two places they'll ever go: a muscular cop will walk into BJJ the first day ... and then you go ‘I’m a SWAT guy, I’m gonna go to the steel challenge’ … and you get worked by Bob the Builder from Home Depot.” — Jimmy (106:07)

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7. Urban Violence, Witness Culture, and the "No-Snitch” Paradigm

• Street Violence and Murders—Firsthand Narratives (84:14–96:10):
  • Lewis shares about a close friend murdered in ATL and the culture of street silence.
  • Jimmy and Tyler reflect on unsolved murders, the trauma of next-of-kin notifications, and the long game involved in cultivating informants.
  • Discussion of the difference between the “old school” code of the streets and today’s lawless, chaotic environment.
  • Notable Quote:

    “The OG hood ... they have their rules, they will not talk to you ... But if the detectives said ‘it’s for child sexual offenses’—point right to them. … There’s a code of conduct—it’s like prison. … In the new hoods, it’s lawlessness.” — Tyler (87:10)

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8. Culture Wars: Media, Free Speech & Generational Shifts

• Contemporary Bro Vet/Online Culture Wars (75:00–81:45):
  • Candid takes on the recent normalization of previously "cancelable" guests and extremists on social media platforms and legacy media.
  • Skepticism over cultural trends: “You don’t have to agree with these people to resonate with them … I’m glad someone’s pushing back against the people that oppress me.” — Tyler (76:55)
  • Lewis emphasizes the fragile, hyper-reactive nature of younger generations shaped by short-form media and tribal news consumption.

    "They have short attention spans. They're the most easily propagandized generation there is ... they're the most easily manipulated." — Lewis (78:13)

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9. War Stories, Dark Humor, and Camaraderie

• Alcohol, Gambling, and Confessions (49:00–53:16):
  • "Who went on a road march drunk?" turns into a roundtable on the shenanigans and self-destructive tendencies tolerated or encouraged in service.
  • Jimmy recounts a story of accidentally drinking a cannabis beverage, resulting in unexpected paranoia and potent nostalgia.
• Recurring In-Jokes:
  • Icebreaker mints, chicken patties, the ever-present homemade 'PDDs' (Performance Degrading Drugs), and "wire issues."
  • Roasting each other's drinking, gym habits, and toughness.

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10. Policing Skills/Training: The Reality Check

• (104:44–114:47):
  • Critical scrutiny of police firearms proficiency. The crew discusses "cruiser ready" vs. duct-taped tactics, the problem with undertrained shooters, the difference between Marine/BCT weapon familiarity and typical law enforcement agency standards, and the value (or lack thereof) of carrying too many fancy tactical gadgets without fundamentals.
  • Notable Quotes:

    “You bring the average service member out there and they’ll outshoot most cops…” — Tyler (105:36) “They can't reload their gun. They don't even know how … their radio was in the way. … Good thing this wasn't at a scene where somebody is pulling a gun on you, ‘cause you would not have gotten it out.” — Jimmy (108:43)

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11. Viral Video Reactions

• Body Cam Analyses (e.g., 33:54, 42:32, 53:03, 118:10):
  • The crew runs through viral body cam and dashcam footage—taser fails, officer-involved shootings, and infamous "Las Vegas shooting" conspiracy footage—with technical breakdowns and well-aimed critiques.
  • Recurring Theme: The gap between policy-driven risk aversion and street realities.

    “Cops will call me a cop hater for saying that’s … I get it all the time.” — Jimmy (36:15) "I am a cop hater. ... those are piss poor tactics." — Mike (36:19)

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12. Infantryman's Creed—Final Sobriety Test

• (140:50–145:14):

  • As a semi-serious closer, the chat has Mike perform the Infantryman’s Creed (from memory and with a hint of bravado), closely graded by Jimmy and Tyler.
  • Memorable Moment:

    “Are you ready? … I am the infantry. I am my country’s strength in war...” — Mike* (142:06)
    (He completes the creed, getting a 98% accuracy from the crew.)

• Final DUI-style field sobriety test (145:39–146:28): Mike performs surprisingly well after admitting to being quite buzzed.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Naming the Tribe:

  • "I'm liking the 99". — Tyler (10:45)
  • "That's what we represent at the end of the day. I was just a Mariner." — Lewis (10:54)

• On Bro Vet Lawsuits:

  • "Navy SEALs that have no friends in the SEAL community suing. Familiar?" — Mike (04:55)

• On SWAT Tryouts:

  • “I earned my way onto that team. That tryout was miserable. Miserable.” — Jimmy (21:13)

• On Modern Policing Skill Deficiency:

  • “You see cops, they get to the range ... it's a 27 second reload. … you can’t reload your gun. You don’t know how.” — Jimmy (108:43)

• On Street Violence and Silence:

  • “He was the door guy at the club. … drives home, gets ready, walk in his front door and gets smoked ... Unsolved. Nobody will talk about it.” — Jimmy (86:31)

• Comedy in Chaos:

  • "Am I all right? I'm doing this time."
  • "Alcoholics are disgusting." (Lewis and Tyler, during Lewis’s Rubik’s Cube speed runs, 148:02)

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Important Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment Description | Timestamp | |----------------------------------------------------------|------------------| | Opening, ads, studio antics | 00:00–03:30 | | Dan Crenshaw v. Sean Ryan lawsuit discussion | 04:00–05:12 | | Naming the community (“The 99%”) | 08:12–10:54 | | SWAT culture, the “old vs new” debate | 14:13–21:47 | | Audience games, “Guess That Race” segment | 53:03–58:13 | | Bodycam reaction: vehicle pursuit fails | 33:54–38:26 | | Critical breakdown: officer shooting video | 101:06–105:14 | | Street violence & unsolved murders | 84:14–96:10 | | Infantryman’s Creed (drunk recitation/“sobriety test”) | 140:50–145:14 | | Rubik’s Cube “autism battle” | 147:29–152:02 | | Episode wrap-up & next show teasers | 153:16–end |

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Final Impressions

• The Night Shift remains a cathartic campfire for veterans and LEOs—equal parts roast session, cultural critique, and support group.
• The episode demonstrates both the gallows humor and the persistent sense of mission endemic to the community.
• The hosts pull no punches in their critiques of policing, “bro vet” drama, and bureaucratic failures, but always find relief in jokes, games, and pure camaraderie.
• Unfiltered, honest, and sometimes uncomfortable—the perfect snapshot of this unique slice of American service culture.

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*For full context, listeners are advised that The Night Shift is unmistakably intended for a mature audience with some firsthand knowledge of veteran or law enforcement realities, and who appreciate candid, occasionally un-P.C. humor.

Transcript

[Mike]

Welcome to the night shift.

[Tyler]

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[Jimmy]

You can't go to ghost beds and replace your wife if you're in the chat. Something in the bedroom. You can't get a ghost bed.

[Mike]

That's.

[Jimmy]

That's it. He said everything in the bedroom. You can't replace everything.

[Mike]

No.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

Sex swing.

[Jimmy]

No. Yeah, don't do that. None of that. Everything else.

[Tyler]

How did Yalls camera already get up? Is that one of the ones Lewis touched?

[Jimmy]

Look at it.

[Tyler]

We need to have a battle of all. Oh yeah, battle of our autism. And I want to take a test and test all of our autism.

[Jimmy]

This guy's got a double sided Rubik's cube. I'm betting on him. Which one did he miss?

[Tyler]

Lewis took the initiative but I had already done it. So I'm like well, I want Lewis to do it. But then I was like, I. I wanted. I did it already.

[Jimmy]

Gonna go fix it?

[Tyler]

Yeah, I am.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Lewis. Put it on me. Put it on it on my legs. See how the.

[Mike]

At least it's not your.

[Jimmy]

We can see the door, Lewis. We don't want to see the door.

[Mike]

Yeah, we don't want to see the door.

[Jimmy]

I think the pepperoni grease got him, dude.

[Mike]

It was pretty greasy, bro.

[Jimmy]

How it look now? I mean, I look really good.

[Tyler]

It's weird.

[Mike]

I mean I. I kind of feel like it needs to go up a little bit more.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I want to see Mike's legs.

[Mike]

I just want to get the human performance sign. No, no, it ain't gonna work.

[Jimmy]

There we Go. Oh, you had it.

[Mike]

Good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Besides the door. Well, I can't pull the door shut.

[Tyler]

You can't the course.

[Jimmy]

All right, never mind. Everybody's good. We're back.

[Mike]

It wouldn't be a night shift.

[Tyler]

And we're all gonna monitor. Jimmy poured his cocktail for the night.

[Jimmy]

Poured. That thing is full, man.

[Tyler]

So we're gonna. We're gonna monitor Jimmy's.

[Jimmy]

We had a joke before the show that, you know, we talked about performance enhancing drugs. Jimmy's on performance diminish called vodka, pdds. We're going down and we'll see. I got the whistle on. We got everything going.

[Tyler]

Hey, you found something pretty cool in the news. Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, I actually just.

[Jimmy]

Did you look it up? Yeah, I guess. Dan Crenshaw is suing Sean Ryan. So that just dropped, and Sean Ryan put out a video out about it.

[Mike]

Yeah, I tell my story.

[Jimmy]

So everybody's suing everybody.

[Mike]

Yeah, well, it's. It's. It's.

[Tyler]

What is his deal with Sean Ryan?

[Jimmy]

I didn't look into it. Just happened.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I didn't even know that we.

[Mike]

Could play it right here and react to it.

[Tyler]

You can't make this up, dude.

[Jimmy]

That's a real. That he's gonna lose his election. He knows it. He's trying everything, just like another guy that's irrelevant, that's trying everything to get back in the spotlight with lawsuits. I think Crenshaw's in big trouble to lose that election. And now he's gonna do whatever he can to get in the press and get his name out there. What?

[Tyler]

I mean, can somebody look up real quick what he's suing him for video?

[Jimmy]

I don't know how long it is.

[Mike]

I had a guy send it to me just a minute ago. I can fire it off. It's not short.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we can't do that.

[Lewis]

Is it a defamation?

[Jimmy]

We don't know. Probably. I don't know.

[Mike]

I mean, It's. It's Navy SEALs that have no friends in the SEAL community suing. Familiar?

[Jimmy]

That sounds awful familiar.

[Mike]

Wow. Like, yeah, go hang out with Takashi.

[Jimmy]

Maybe they can make. Maybe they can make mud babies together.

[Mike]

They can go hang out with Takashi. 69.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I see. I see. Lewis has got his two fingers going, but there's actually three cameras that he hasn't even used the third one yet.

[Jimmy]

Dude, is there a third one?

[Lewis]

Oh, look at that.

[Jimmy]

You can solve a Ruby's cube in nine seconds.

[Mike]

It's.

[Tyler]

Matt's here.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Matt is here.

[Tyler]

Matt is here.

[Lewis]

Thanks for having me.

[Mike]

Matt went On a autism spree yesterday.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

I got caught up. I pretended I was reading it all when they were both watching me. And I was.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

I was gambling online, but I was pretending like I was reading that.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude.

[Jimmy]

All good stuff, though.

[Mike]

It was excellent.

[Jimmy]

Very good stuff. Yeah.

[Mike]

And I. I, like, texted you. I'm like, bro, we're all busy right now. We are reading this.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Promise you don't.

[Jimmy]

Well, I wasn't in the thread. I'm not in.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I was reading. Yeah. Yeah.

[Lewis]

I gotta get your number, Mike. That's problems.

[Mike]

Yeah, but then he'll blow you up.

[Jimmy]

And then, you know, Michael, I'll just ignore, too.

[Tyler]

I'm in, like, 80 group text right now.

[Jimmy]

I don't even want to start with. Don't even start. My phone is ridiculous. Ridiculous.

[Tyler]

We got super chats.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, we got some. Grab some from my boy J.

[Jimmy]

We gonna hit him.

[Tyler]

I'm sorry. I'm catching up.

[Jimmy]

Hit the button. Are you gonna hit the button?

[Tyler]

The suing seals.

[Mike]

The suing seals.

[Tyler]

L. Liz says here's something to help y'. All. God bless. Thank you, L. Liz. Thank you, Liz And J. I want to give a shout out to my boy Colt for getting an 18x ray contract. Love you, bro. Congrats.

[Jimmy]

That's awesome, man.

[Tyler]

You running.

[Jimmy]

You can start a podcast.

[Tyler]

Start that cardio, dog.

[Mike]

Hey, remember where you were. Remember who. Where you came from.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, don't.

[Mike]

Don't start your own podcast.

[Jimmy]

No, you can now drink your own piss. Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

Wait, what?

[Jimmy]

Jimmy's going down. Where are we at? We're down from 100 to 96.

[Mike]

I'm even at a zip yet.

[Tyler]

You.

[Mike]

Hey, you know what?

[Tyler]

You know what we can do, though?

[Mike]

We could actually do this. I'll drink, and then you guys give me a field sobriety test.

[Jimmy]

We.

[Tyler]

Okay, can I. Can I be honest? Yeah, we had. We were gonna do that. We were going to order a Breathalyzer off Amazon and take super chats for urine. Toxic. However. However, if you did drive and something happened, you would be able to sue the pants off us for.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Contributing to, like, you drinking delinquency. Not saying you would drive. I'm just saying, like, not saying I.

[Mike]

Would sue you either. My name's not Rob.

[Jimmy]

Hey, we talked about DUI earlier. He's, like, driving. Driving tired is worse than dui. It is. Wide awake. Wide awake.

[Tyler]

I'm wide awake.

[Mike]

Ripping energy drinks. I mean, come on, dude.

[Tyler]

Uppers, downers, uppers down.

[Jimmy]

I don't know if I'm tired Or confused dui. People tired with dui. It's happened. Or they fail this, they will feel. They'll fail the road size.

[Tyler]

Oh, so Colt 45. From our.

[Mike]

Yeah, from our chat.

[Tyler]

Oh, okay. Another thing I wanted to do. I mean, I know this is a night shift, so technically it's not the anti air broadcast, but it's the same dude sitting here, so I can leave. We've been trying to think of a name for all of us and the community in the community. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What, you're gonna let them name us?

[Tyler]

I. I think they. We haven't come up with anything.

[Mike]

I mean, I mean, if it's like curly haired ball sack or something like.

[Jimmy]

That, I was going. We.

[Tyler]

I don't know. There's just no. Like barstool has the stoolies, you know? Yeah, there's. I'm just trying to think of a.

[Mike]

I mean, McAfee's got. I mean, he's. He's just got the dudes that follow him. I think they were on the militia at one point. The trap. I know. I was getting ready to reply to that.

[Jimmy]

Common sense Crusaders.

[Tyler]

The rejects. Oh, what about JV Squad? I mean, there's one that says the rejects, which is pretty good. That's mean. I don't want people outside to be like, damn.

[Jimmy]

They call their records.

[Tyler]

They call.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you're saying to name them?

[Tyler]

Yeah, like us.

[Jimmy]

You were talking about us.

[Tyler]

Oh, no, I meant like the people that support us.

[Jimmy]

Come on, CC in the chocolate factory.

[Tyler]

The anti.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. Come on, cc.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Mike]

You know, for a guy that's actually.

[Jimmy]

The anti hero kitchen. The painters. The painters.

[Lewis]

I mean, there's always the 99%.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, there's something wrong.

[Tyler]

That's a good one. The 99.

[Lewis]

Think about it, man. I mean, 99 everybody that this is.

[Tyler]

Why not. The Navy SEAL was conventional, Right.

[Lewis]

Did a job.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

At the end of the day, right? So I mean, the 99. I mean, forget. That's 1%. And they get 99 of the attention.

[Mike]

It's less than 1.

[Lewis]

Bring that back.

[Mike]

By the way, Rob, it's less than 1%.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Lewis]

99.2 of the.

[Mike]

Less than 1% of the casualties that are in the G. What Were soft guy.

[Jimmy]

Oh, was what? G. What?

[Mike]

Yep. Go. We're already drinking, boy.

[Tyler]

Sniper Iraq.

[Mike]

G. But I don't have to drink when I say it. Only them.

[Tyler]

Jimmy will, though. I mean, he's not gonna.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm not. I'm gonna partake with you guys. I mean, it would be a.

[Jimmy]

That's how whenever lid sends me anything in support, she starts it out with Mike. Who didn't get sued.

[Mike]

The sued. I'm the only one that's in the chat. The sued.

[Tyler]

The suede. I'm liking. I'm liking the 99.

[Mike]

I do like that actually. I mean, that's why Matt gets like.

[Tyler]

You're literally talking about the 99.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean that. That's what we represent at the end of the day. Right? Like, I know. I just. I was just a Mariner.

[Jimmy]

You're a 1 percenter too.

[Tyler]

What? SWAT guy, dude, bro, they got your.

[Jimmy]

1% shirt somewhere.

[Mike]

Gear, dude.

[Jimmy]

And all those guys.

[Mike]

Let me show you my. We were talking about a thousand dollar HK416.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, yeah, we were talking about SWAT. Me and Mike obviously have squ. Jimmy was like, why do SWAT dudes roll around with like tears? Roll around with each other. There's a lot of SWAT dudes in the 99. Yeah, there are.

[Jimmy]

I was definitely not in the 1%. I was an outsider.

[Tyler]

No, I'm saying.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, listen, like when. When he was. When we were talking about it yesterday, he was like, I did not like being on that team.

[Tyler]

Are you in the mic at all? Am I?

[Jimmy]

No, dude, PDDs, man. Dude, PDDs.

[Mike]

I'm trying not to like, you know, horse cock. This thing. Yeah, the table, dude. Like if you do that, you know.

[Jimmy]

Do you guys realize we never left the studio today More than an hour. We had all day from 1:30 to 8:15. We're still fixing things. Big Clint in the house. I see Clint in the chat.

[Mike]

Hey, Big Sar.

[Jimmy]

I see Brady. I see your wife. Tyler. I see Dylan.

[Mike]

Lily's in the chat.

[Jimmy]

Heather, Lily, L. Liz, Colt, 45. They're all there. Dylan, the self proclaimed hero. Yeah, the hero. The self proclaimed.

[Mike]

That's a good.

[Tyler]

That's big.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it is a self proclaimed heroes.

[Mike]

Sph.

[Jimmy]

Can't come up with one there.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's gonna be hard. But anyway, so like, Tyler was talking about section eight.

[Jimmy]

That's pretty good. Section eight in the trap boys.

[Mike]

Dud. Lily still has no idea what we're talking about yet. I haven't had a chance to tell her.

[Jimmy]

About what?

[Mike]

About the. The trap house.

[Jimmy]

She was there.

[Mike]

I know, but she doesn't know that. It's a joke.

[Jimmy]

She was in the scene.

[Tyler]

Okay, we'll explain it to her.

[Mike]

Lily, the reason why they talk about the trap house is because you got on camera during the. No, no.

[Tyler]

We're calling it a trap house because the fan that didn't work, the closet doors that were busted, they were talking.

[Jimmy]

About them banging some sids in the house.

[Tyler]

You did clarify that it was a shed.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Which makes more sense.

[Jimmy]

That's the coolest I've ever seen.

[Mike]

It's getting renovated, man. She called me an idiot. Yeah. Just like you, idiot.

[Jimmy]

My wife's busy posting about bulletproof vests online, so I'm safe.

[Mike]

Yeah. So, I mean, but the fact that she was just like laying in the back of the scene, just like feet up, smoking a cigarette, you know?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Ah.

[Mike]

Like here it is. But anyway, we can get the face hugging rectangles out these things.

[Jimmy]

Wow.

[Tyler]

Yeah, those.

[Mike]

So Mike, when we were talking about it.

[Tyler]

It's. It's working.

[Lewis]

Go ahead.

[Mike]

When we were talking about what?

[Jimmy]

What are we talking about? When we were.

[Mike]

When he and I were talking about what? Swat. Oh, yeah. When he was like, yeah, SWAT guys are this and that. And he's like. And then I met this dude and he was like the nicest dude on SWAT ever. And. And then like a little while later I started messaging Copville and there was like a conversation. And then finally I got a call from Mike.

[Tyler]

Let me tell the story.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Go, go, go, go, go. Tyler Mike origin story.

[Mike]

Good.

[Tyler]

Oh, he knocked it on like an animal in there. It was his leg.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

All right. So the Tyler Mike origin story. I'm at Red dot. We. My. My SWAT team hosted a red dot site class. We were all getting red dots. So they're sending out like four dudes at a time. Different SWAT teams host the class. It's just to get teams engaged, to share information, to say they went there and they went there. And my SWAT team was hosting one. So of course we had like four or five dudes in it. And his SWAT team was there getting the red dot. And it's like one of your dude. If anybody's ever been on swat, the mochismo arrogance, just using big words.

[Jimmy]

Gay.

[Tyler]

It is. It's pretty. It's pretty. I mean, I don't know. I would say that maybe to do the job you'd have to. You have to have that alpha mindset was fine.

[Jimmy]

You don't have to be a cocky prick.

[Tyler]

Yeah, man. It's all of my experience. Ten years, almost nine years on the job is. They were all like that. But I was on the range and this. Well, first off, we were obsessed with those guys. His. Because they had 300 blackouts when they go fight terrorists on the weekdays.

[Jimmy]

And yeah, that was that class with that Fernandez guy. He was like a overseas contractor. I remember that class. Yeah. One of the instructors last name is. We're walking around the barrels doing all that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, he's a great dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

He's actually too okay. He's like the.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Tyler]

None of the SWAT dudes are bad dudes. I'm just saying that overall element, there are, there's.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you're right. There's not all of them.

[Tyler]

But the nicest guy there was Mike Diltz. Dude. And I remember thinking, I remember telling him, I'm like, dude, you're like super nice.

[Jimmy]

Well, I made SWAT at 42. I wasn't a.

[Tyler]

Like, it wasn't your life.

[Jimmy]

No, I made it at 42. It was something I set out to do for many years. I was fat. You guys saw the pictures last week. Out of shape my whole life. And one of my goals was I'm going to make SWAT. So instead of the PDDs, I got on the peds and I was able to get on SWAT and make it. And I was. I had already worked 15, 16 years in law enforcement. I wasn't. Now they're just putting brand new guys on the team. They're putting them in leadership roles they're. They don't belong in. So I was humbled. I was like, I was actually very proud of my accomplishment. And I wasn't your typical SWAT bro. That was young and gun ho and crazy. So, yeah, I remember. I remember the class. I remember actually, I remember well because I'm a terrible shooter. And one of the events I actually won, we had to run one. We had to run way out, come back, lay down, get up. It was one before because there's a guy from Palm beach that was lights out. He was shooting. I remember him right next to me. I'm like, God damn, dude, this guy's lights out. But I actually won one of the events that required running. I was pretty fast. That was before I fell apart. But yeah, I mean, I remember the class. And it was like, I remember meeting you and thinking like, same thing. Like, this dude's not.

[Tyler]

You remember me?

[Jimmy]

I do. Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

Well, we stayed in touch. We stayed Facebook friends.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Probably for a year to two years, give or take. And I. But on the. After about a year at least, I was messaging this page called Cotteville that was doing these crazy memes and I was like, dude, you need to come on anti air podcast. I think it was around the time Brent joined or right after.

[Jimmy]

And I remember where I was.

[Tyler]

Oh, really?

[Jimmy]

The message. I was. I was coming back from, I think the airport. I was on 95 southbound about Titusville when you sent the message.

[Tyler]

And I responded, yeah, because we were gonna. I said, hey, we'll black out your face.

[Mike]

We'll.

[Tyler]

We'll blur your face. We'll put the voice thing on your. You know, like, we can make you anonymous if you want to come on the show. And he was like, dude, I actually live in Florida. I'm like, oh, that's dope. Meanwhile, I have been slowly just becoming more acquainted with Mike personally. And, like, we. He called me on the phone and tell me about the VA stuff. He told me about, like, dude, I started selling stickers, and I'm, like, a millionaire now. And he was like, dude, you got to do all this stuff. So I had known him, and then I get a. Like, a message from him that says, hey, dude, call me. So I called him, and he's like, I'm Copville. And I'm like, no, you're not.

[Mike]

I'm Batman.

[Tyler]

Batman.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

So that was it. And then he came on December 2024.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Last year. Been a year.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Right around now.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I have a picture of. I bought that dogs over people polo to wear on the show. Because I thought it was, like, a formal thing over here, like, that one.

[Mike]

Day that I was wearing. I was walking into, like, the time. I was wearing my.

[Jimmy]

I was the down. I was the last episode in your old studio. You really got me good. You had the steak.

[Tyler]

I don't know why we did that.

[Jimmy]

I don't know either, but it was great. I walked in, I'm like, man, this. These guys are great, man. T Bone steaks.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We had a caterer come in the studio that for whatever. They gave us free food. And I mean, it was because it was Brent. Once we used them without Brent, they charged us, like, 800 days.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So that was. That was. Yeah, I mean, it was. I followed you. You were a good dude. Like, I remember the class. And the thing is, like, SWAT guys and I'm, you know, knock SWAT a lot, but there is an ego that develops. You can't. You just can't put. You're better trained.

[Mike]

You're.

[Jimmy]

You're different trained. My wife always says, you shouldn't be better trained. You should be different trained. There's a different mission for swat, but everybody should strive to be that level of marksmanship, that level of cqb, that.

[Mike]

Level of tick tock.

[Jimmy]

Respond. Yeah. I don't do That I got murdered for that. But, yeah, it's just. It's unfortunate because now the newer. And the newer thing is everybody wants to be a tier one team, and that requires like, explosive breaching, massive numbers. And they're just. I can tell you, my agency, they're just. I hate saying it, but they're just putting any buddy with a heartbeat on SWAT now, which it used to be an elite, even though they're, you know, the old swat. You asked me that question. I said it on the show. I said, do you ask me do I like swat? And I said, I like the old swat, not the new swat.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And the clarification implication of that was although older and I'm older, I come from the generation where you got your ass chewed out, you had to do push ups. You did when you up, you got dealt with and then you went back to work. Now there's, oh, you can't yell at me. Oh, I'm a smart guy. Like, I just don't dig the new generation of, like, everybody's feelings get hurt. Like, there's a time to screenmate somebody and go, hey, man, get it right. Like, we yell Jimmy when he does the wire. Yeah. We yell at Lewis and.

[Mike]

And nobody yells at Mike. He's dead.

[Jimmy]

No. My wife makes up for all of you not yelling at me, not touching that. So going anywhere your wife yells at you?

[Mike]

No, she seems like this, like the sweetest.

[Jimmy]

But yeah, it's just I. I dig the older swat when you really, really, really earned it. And I will tell you, I earned. I don't talk much about anything, but I earned my way onto that team. That tryout was miserable. Miserable. So that's one of the things I'm most proud of. My military service and making swat, not so much to say I was a SWAT guy, but to say I earned my way through one of the most miserable days of my life in that trial. Ours is bad, dude. It was. It was bad.

[Tyler]

Ours is pretty cut and dry. It was. It wasn't hazing, it wasn't yelling. It was literally, can you. They did put pressure on you, but there was nothing.

[Jimmy]

And there's an argument for both because I could see where wouldn't you want somebody under normal stress to see how they perform versus we're. We're getting drugged through the beach, we're low crawling through the sand, we're eating.

[Tyler]

That's trial day.

[Jimmy]

Oh, there's different phases of the day throughout all my.

[Tyler]

My agency tryout day was almost like.

[Mike]

A gentleman's course sw. The Marine Scout Sniper School, when I went, was not a gentleman's course, but it was very much a. Like, perform or leave.

[Tyler]

Yeah, like.

[Mike]

Like, we're. We're not gonna hear. You have to hit your marks. You gotta know your. And if you don't, that's the door, dude.

[Jimmy]

No, I'll tell you honestly. We've talked about this. Air Assault School was hard. Yeah, hard. Airborne School is a gentleman's course.

[Tyler]

Oh, it's easy.

[Jimmy]

It's easy. You fall off a airplane five times and they give you some wings.

[Tyler]

Airplane.

[Jimmy]

Air Assault School is mentally and physically challenging. There's road marches, there's runs, there's comments.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude, the knots kill a lot of people.

[Jimmy]

I almost got it. I know. Go. I had to come, you know, everybody trained in the morning, and everybody got to go home for the rest of the day off Thursday and come back Friday for the final road march. A no go twice on Wednesday. I had to come back Thursday with, you're going. You're getting on an airplane back to Fort Pole without a badge if you fail.

[Tyler]

Did you fail?

[Jimmy]

No, I made it.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

But I was. It's terrifying, dude. It's like, can you imagine going back to your first sergeant being like, yeah, you flew me to 10th Mountain in Fort Drum, paid all that money. I went up here for three weeks and failed. Yeah, I mean, that's not an option, dude.

[Mike]

25Th idea wasn't that hard. I mean, like, it wasn't like, that much pressure because, I mean, airsoft school's.

[Jimmy]

Right there, so you just go now. Ja. When did you go through Air Assault School in this new.

[Tyler]

He's old.

[Jimmy]

What year did you go through? Because I'd like to know. I went through.

[Mike]

And he was in 270.

[Jimmy]

I went through January of 20, 1998 in Fort Drum. There was two and a half feet of snow. The entire.

[Tyler]

In the 90s, 1998, it was colder.

[Mike]

Less global warming back then.

[Tyler]

Matt, what did you do?

[Jimmy]

So. Yeah, he was way too old.

[Tyler]

I was a com Marine, like, communications.

[Lewis]

So I did data and I did radio.

[Tyler]

Okay. What is it? Do you get attached to battalions or.

[Lewis]

No, I was with the mwss, so when we deployed, I got spread out on random, you know, convoys, things like that.

[Tyler]

It was really hard not to make a Nazi joke there. Yeah.

[Mike]

Did you. Did you ever do, like. Like, retrans points over in Afghanistan or anything like that?

[Lewis]

Yeah, stuff like that. Yeah, whatever was needed, you know, because we were. We were a ground. It's. It's a weird unit, dude, because you're supporting squadrons, but you're all ground moss. You got motor T. You guys. So you, you get there and it's just like, okay, you guys are going here, you guys are going here. So we all got spread out on different fobs. All Hellman.

[Mike]

Jesus Christ. What year? When you're in Hellman?

[Lewis]

2011. Yeah, it's pretty.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean I didn't, I didn't. I didn't see half as much as a lot of people. I know, but I mean, yeah, dude.

[Mike]

I mean it was still a lot, a lot of landmines. A lot of ideas.

[Tyler]

I don't know much about him. Province?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Ellen Province. Yeah, dude, like that's like sangin stuff.

[Mike]

I mean singing gets a lot of. I'm sorry, Mike.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, don't. Dude, don't.

[Mike]

Singing gets a lot of, of publicity because they had the big push in there. But like everything that I've heard from like guys that were within Hellman, like combat engineers and you know, grunts and stuff, they were like, dude, it was, it was a minefield out there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Literally a minefield.

[Lewis]

Yeah. There's a lot of IDs.

[Mike]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, like, yeah, like don't get off this road. If you walk over there, you're probably going to step on a landmine. Get your life.

[Lewis]

There's a lot of old ones too that were from the, from the Russian too that we'd hear about like, you know, convoy, you know, whatever the.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude.

[Lewis]

And it's like you don't, you're not thinking about that. No one knows. And then you find out in a briefing or something, hey, you know, they dug up like a daisy chain that was meant to take out a convoy. You're like, oh, dude, oh, they were.

[Tyler]

Done from the 80s.

[Lewis]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Mike]

I mean like so, I mean it was, it was so bad. Like when, when the Russians were in there. I mean like the Russians were like flying helicopters over and like dumping. Dumping landmines that look like toys. Says that little kids would pick them up and blow their hands off. Like Russians don't give a. And like they had other that like self bearing minds that they would drop on the ground and shit's been there forever. And then of course the Mujahideen were putting minds in the ground to kill armored vehicles and tanks. It was a minefield over there.

[Tyler]

He talks so much he loses his breath.

[Lewis]

PDDs, man, the PEDs.

[Mike]

PDDs. You're right, you're right.

[Tyler]

My bad. Performance, degrading, drugs. What is it?

[Mike]

I mean, I've had like three sips of alcohol. You guys are over here. Like, he's gone. Jimmy's gone. He has. He's no problem. Jimmy was over here doing Wireman.

[Tyler]

Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy was. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

We had to undo it, but.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we had to undo whenever.

[Mike]

Such a dick. What about.

[Jimmy]

L got up, did some dance through the wires, the whole thing down.

[Tyler]

These guys kill me. Well, can we talk about the camera?

[Mike]

Yeah, we can talk about the. Of course we can talk about the camera.

[Jimmy]

What's that thing cost?

[Tyler]

Well, luckily. Luckily. So we were. We did a lot of renovations to that side of the building and we're. For other shows that counterculture is going to be doing. We have this giant flag. It's like what, 10 by over there?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

And it's light, though. It's a regular cloth flag with just a cheap board wood. And some of you guys have seen it in pictures. It used to be on this wall. We were moving it to continue to paint and Jimmy picks it up because it's not heavy. It's awkward.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You cannot see.

[Mike]

And I couldn't see.

[Tyler]

And he had about 5ft of flag out to the right of him. And I'm just watching in slow motion and he hits the camera by.

[Mike]

He's like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Tyler]

This camera, take a header from six feet up that one over there, crash right on the ground. I'm like 900 camera just gone.

[Mike]

And dude, I. I felt like I was over there, like.

[Tyler]

Luckily the stock lens took the blunt of it. And Justin from Donut Shop's gonna give us one of his. So good.

[Jimmy]

Sal is calling for every half hour, Jimmy runs an sfst. We put the tape measure down. We get to walk and turn. We get the hope at the end of the night.

[Tyler]

I just don't think that's a.

[Jimmy]

You're right.

[Mike]

If you can clip this, like, I will not sue anybody.

[Jimmy]

Family.

[Mike]

Yeah, your family might sue it, but I'm sleeping here.

[Jimmy]

The family of five in the nice car driving down the road that didn't see the railroad. Railroad Jimmy. Coming.

[Mike]

There was no lights, there was no bells. There was nothing except the reflective road rail cross. Exactly.

[Jimmy]

I can't watch that video. It's too funny.

[Mike]

Oh, God, that poor girl.

[Tyler]

I have a fun game I want to play tonight that you guys don't know about.

[Jimmy]

Really? Yeah.

[Tyler]

We can either. We can watch some videos and do it towards the end if you guys want, but it is. It's just a fun game.

[Jimmy]

I'LL bet. It's really fun. It's really fun because I know you won't. You won't show. I know you got a trick up your sleeve.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You were playing it all.

[Tyler]

This is the game. If you guys play.

[Jimmy]

Honestly, I mean. I mean, sword fight.

[Mike]

Just a game, too.

[Jimmy]

And I'm not doing that tattooed on my ass. Not doing any of that. Not doing any of that.

[Tyler]

We want to start placing bets like Mike has to smoke a whole cigarette.

[Jimmy]

I'm not.

[Tyler]

I'm not. I'm not. Would you be that guy that made a bet and then just didn't do it because you lost?

[Jimmy]

I wouldn't make a bet. I wouldn't make a bet.

[Tyler]

There's no fun.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we could bet money.

[Tyler]

Why would we bet money? You're addicted to that.

[Lewis]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Not gonna.

[Mike]

Dude, he is like Michael Jordan. No.

[Lewis]

What do you want? What kind of gambling are you doing?

[Jimmy]

All of it.

[Tyler]

Everything. All.

[Jimmy]

I'm not. No. I'm not huge on sports. I like casino. Okay, so I'll play, like, online casino and then.

[Mike]

Anybody else?

[Lewis]

I'm bad with parlays.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I grew too much money. I got, like. I have a free cruise in March for casino.

[Tyler]

Somebody said in one of the comments. So Jimmy just goes. While you guys are talking, he goes, is anybody hotter? It's just me. Now, mind you last commented on one of the rules, and they said, dude on the rights in a hoodie. And the guy on the very left is sweating because he's drinking.

[Jimmy]

He's drinking vodka straight out of a class. Of course, he's.

[Tyler]

It's funny because it wasn't hot or cold. It was fine. He always wears hoodies, so it's not like it was cold, but it just.

[Jimmy]

I also went to airborne school, and I got my eib. I just didn't go overseas.

[Mike]

He's John Tavius.

[Jimmy]

Like, I can't do squat. I have actually, my MRI scheduled now for tomorrow night at 10pm I have to be at the VA. I'm gonna need a full knee replacement.

[Tyler]

10 what?

[Jimmy]

10Pm Tomorrow. They have VA appointments that go all the way to 10pm Holy crap. So I have to go to West Palm for a mri?

[Tyler]

All right, let's watch a video.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did.

[Mike]

Dealer's choice.

[Jimmy]

Tyler, you have your eib?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Oh, no, not ebcib.

[Mike]

I got both. Easy.

[Tyler]

I got the one that requires service.

[Mike]

I got the off.

[Jimmy]

And you just got an award for getting dropped off.

[Mike]

I got the gold one, so I'm happy. What's the gold?

[Lewis]

You have A consultation.

[Jimmy]

I have a MRI at Tempe. MRI, 10pm they call me appointment but to give it, I guess for. I mean, I get. I think they're doing it. Didn't have to be at 10pm they're basically like, hey, we have. And I'm going on a cruise. So I wanted to get it done before I was gonna do it the day of my ortho appointment, but they need time, so. 10pm my wife works anyway, so I got nothing to do to brag about my airsoft school. I'm gonna tell them when I get down there.

[Tyler]

Hey, Louis. Lewis. Yeah, hey, when. When we do our game, it's paramount that these guys don't see the. The stuff that I showed you. You know that file.

[Mike]

Right, right.

[Tyler]

Like, all right, now, now, now. Don't go. Don't look at the screen, guys.

[Mike]

Sweet, baby.

[Jimmy]

I heard you give Louis these instructions too, and he failed already. Like, I heard specific instructions that said, do not pull this up until I say it. I don't think Lewis realizes there's a 80 inch TV behind him. Like, 80 inch TV right behind him.

[Mike]

Like, holy, dude.

[Tyler]

Did you guys see it?

[Mike]

No, no, no, dude, I'm not. I'm not.

[Jimmy]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm more interested in what you are saying than what's going on up there. So, you know, I'm actually like a good host. And, you know, not over here, like around trying to cheat the game.

[Tyler]

Yeah, there you go.

[Lewis]

You're making the game harder, bro.

[Mike]

I am making the game harder, but I mean, if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. If you get caught cheating, you weren't trying hard enough.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's what.

[Lewis]

That's what they say.

[Jimmy]

September 12, 2024. Designed for cheating TVs. Man, PEDs. I know you are Jobs, dude, that's. I'm just talking about.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm sorry. That's.

[Jimmy]

I talk a lot like John. I talk a. I don't mean any of it. It's all in fun. I'd never get mad.

[Mike]

J.

[Tyler]

Talks a lot of.

[Mike]

I mean, he's 275 ranger bat.

[Tyler]

He can.

[Jimmy]

Oh, he's a Ranger?

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, dude, like, I. I've talked to him a couple times. Like, bro, you gonna come on the show or what? He's like, nah, nah, nah.

[Jimmy]

Well, that's why Guy went through ranger school.

[Mike]

Of course not just went through ranger school. He was a real ranger. Oh, he was in the ranger regiment.

[Tyler]

So. Yeah, I bet if you pull your dick out, he'll touch it I, I.

[Jimmy]

Look, I mean, this is all moving along.

[Mike]

All joking aside, like, between the seals.

[Jimmy]

Here it comes.

[Mike]

SEAL Team six.

[Jimmy]

Serious.

[Mike]

Delta Force and Ranger Regiment. Ranger Regiment was the best. They were the best.

[Jimmy]

That's because they're real soldiers.

[Mike]

They're real infantry.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they work for them.

[Tyler]

They do have some pretty dope ass promo videos.

[Mike]

They. They cut some real, bro.

[Tyler]

All right, let's do the first video.

[Jimmy]

Get on the ground. You gotta get out of the car first. This is a tunnel vision. Now your buddy's in the crossfire back there.

[Mike]

What the.

[Jimmy]

You gotta smash them, dude.

[Tyler]

Did they shoot at him?

[Mike]

Yeah, they shot it up. And they're still gonna drive.

[Jimmy]

I don't like that one.

[Mike]

I mean, like, did he give up?

[Jimmy]

No, he's dead.

[Mike]

I mean, he gave up the ghost.

[Jimmy]

He definitely gave up.

[Mike]

It's pushing up daisies right now, along with the other cop that got shot.

[Tyler]

I said, did he fall asleep on the, on the gas pedal and just.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he fell asleep.

[Tyler]

I meant.

[Mike]

Not.

[Tyler]

I meant die. What?

[Jimmy]

I didn't see the agency.

[Mike]

He's had a beer. I. I've had like four sips of this. He's doing worse.

[Jimmy]

Alcoholic. What. What. What agency was that? Because here's the thing. When you, when you smash somebody, you have to keep positive contact. You can't, like I supposed to do.

[Tyler]

Break away, but yeah, you're supposed to.

[Jimmy]

Like, you, like, you have.

[Tyler]

I'm telling you, when you do go do that stuff, I, I've. It's hard.

[Jimmy]

It's harder than Jumping out of your car. Is wild, crazy work when the guy can reverse and keep driving and then they shot him because the guy jumps out of the car and now he's in harm's way.

[Mike]

So, yeah, I mean, I. Dude, like, with the, the. I've seen a lot of cops do like, a lot of videos of cops. It's like, dude, you are not looking at geometry or fire.

[Jimmy]

And here's what my problem is, is they don't train enough because they don't do it enough. And then when it really has to happen, they don't know what to do. When you do a pinch or you do a. A smash like that, it's positive contact. It has to be pinned between two things, otherwise they're just going to go back forward. Yeah, you think you pitted them, you crashed them, and they're just gonna be like, you know what? You got me, guys gonna give up now. I'm not gonna try to keep going. I'm just gonna give up. So I, I don't like those tactics.

[Mike]

I mean, that, that is a, that is a video that you would use for how not to do it.

[Jimmy]

I mean, look at the guy with the car we're watching out of. If he jumps out with his rifle and has a line of fire, there's a clown running around behind him at the garage door.

[Mike]

That's not only that, but you're in front of a house. Yeah, I mean, like, like, yeah.

[Tyler]

What's going on out here?

[Mike]

You know, like people in the house. 5, 5, 6 is going right through that drywall.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So, but here's the thing. When I say bad things, what's that video? I say bad thing. I want to do hood rat things. My friends cops will call me a cop hater for saying that's, that's. I get it all the time.

[Mike]

I am a cop hater. And I'm telling you right now, those are piss poor tactics. I don't give a what you say.

[Jimmy]

You have to like, you have to learn from everything and you watch it over and over. Like cops used to get out in the middle of the highway, throw stop sticks and get run over constantly. And then they went, oh, maybe we shouldn't stand out in the middle of a highway. And there became a protocol. Well, actually, stop sticks originally said that, but cops didn't listen. So there should be like a tree or a very large vehicle or a guardrail. You get behind, you throw them. Everybody thinks you throw stop sticks at the car as it's coming. No, you're supposed to set them up across the road with the, the, with the wire on the ground so other cars can go by. And then when the bad guy car comes, you pull them out. I bet not many cops know that's the proper application because they Learned it like 20 years ago. And then they do it all wrong. So tactics are bad. And then when I say tactics are bad. Oh, you're that guy.

[Tyler]

That dude. Cops are such. I mean, all they do is cry and wine.

[Jimmy]

Oh, see who really hates cops?

[Tyler]

I'm telling you, dude. Hey, you need to be careful spreading this information. Like, dude, we're all cops debating something. And these guys are not me.

[Mike]

I was never one of you.

[Tyler]

Well, let a Navy SEAL or a special forces guy say it.

[Jimmy]

They're like, oh, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, every time. And that's that, that's the thing I always say is, I got a guy bitching this morning. And I said, I'm not here to talk tactics because you're going to tell me right away if I Start telling you my resume, I'm going to be bragging about it. I don't have to tell you my resume. You want to know it? It's out there. But if one of those other guys with that background, all that says anything, it's the gospel possible.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, they could say, shoot your gun upside down with your dick out and then be like, there it is. That's a new tactic. We're all gonna train it. Like, that's. That's it. That's the one.

[Tyler]

Update the ttb.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, right now, everybody's dicks out. Let's shoot. Like, they're gonna listen.

[Mike]

And then you guys get on Instagram and post your stupid pictures of the black line across your eyeballs on your personal Instagram. Are you stupid?

[Jimmy]

Get up, Jimmy.

[Mike]

I'm sorry, man, but it's gay, dude. Like, wait a minute. This is your personal Instagram. You're a SWAT cop, and you're posting a picture of you with your gear with the black line across your eyes. And I had all the other ones of you drunk as on your boat. Like, what the are you doing, dude?

[Jimmy]

Lily, these are the same brand shorts. Same identical ones.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

She said, I'm not wearing the Baby Gap shorts tonight. These are the same brand, same exact shorts.

[Tyler]

Different shade, different shade.

[Jimmy]

I guess the dark keeps my camel toe in.

[Tyler]

Okay, you got anything else you want to bend about, then I can clip.

[Jimmy]

Who else do you hate?

[Mike]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

Oh, sf.

[Mike]

I don't hate sf. I grew up in brag.

[Jimmy]

Well, you just said they're all. They're all.

[Mike]

Oh, oh, I'm talking about the ones that, like, go and make podcasts and write books and drink their own urine and, like, yeah, we gotta taste delicious.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy show, man. Delicious Jimmy, dude.

[Mike]

Well, in the morning time, you guys get like. Like, I gotta be squared and cubed.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike]

This is how I am.

[Jimmy]

I know. I worked with you the first month when you were drinking the whole show. This is me, dude.

[Mike]

I haven't even had but, like, three, four sips of this thing. Like, okay, you want me to get really drunk? I'll drink half this right now and we'll see if there's a difference.

[Jimmy]

We haven't seen really drunk yet.

[Mike]

Hey, at least I'm not laughing so hard I'm coughing anymore. You guys remember that?

[Jimmy]

Oh, I'm happy for the COVID Jimmy.

[Tyler]

The black lung Jimmy.

[Mike]

Coal miner's log.

[Jimmy]

Man.

[Mike]

Dude, my wife last like. Like, was it last night? I can't remember. She's like, here, finish this. You know, finish Your drink up, and I'll make you another one if you want to. And I'm like, all right, cool. And I thought there was nothing left in it, dude. I took this thing down. I was like, I don't need another drink.

[Jimmy]

I have not drank since the vfw. The night of the VFW show.

[Tyler]

Oh, our show. Karen yelled the last time I had.

[Jimmy]

A sip of alcohol.

[Tyler]

He's had two almonds since.

[Mike]

One cashew and a lot of steroids and. And icebreakers. If you didn't have icebreakers.

[Jimmy]

I'm a member of Crunch Fitness now, man. I got a status uphold. I look like a clown in there, dude. Those dudes are yoked in Crunch Fitness.

[Mike]

My wife won't let me go to.

[Lewis]

Crunch Fitness down in Miami, right?

[Jimmy]

No, no, I'm in. I go to Crunch here, here. Because I'm here for miserable these guys. In order to break the action of the misery, I go to the.

[Mike]

Dude, you're making me laugh.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna send Lamborghinis.

[Tyler]

You forget when you don't go to a gym like that for a while. And then you go, everyone. You look like a bag of. There. Like, everyone's roided out.

[Jimmy]

Oh, dude. Dude, I saw a guy that veins where this big. Oh, my God.

[Mike]

Even Lily's backing me up. She's like, you've never seen James drum drunk.

[Lewis]

That's how I feel at strong man James.

[Mike]

Dude, you. Dude, shut the up. I have seen your videos. You are yoked the out, dude.

[Jimmy]

Spitting in a company glass drum. Jimmy, I wasn't even drunk.

[Mike]

I just wanted a dip.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Mike]

And it wasn't even my fault. The captain sitting next to me was like, you want to dip, bro?

[Tyler]

I'm like, he was giving you one of the minty ones that you could have gutted the packet. And you were like, no, I have grizzly.

[Mike]

No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on. Oh, boy.

[Tyler]

That got it.

[Jimmy]

You guys are.

[Tyler]

You're waiting for that end of the night dip where you're like, gotta put it in.

[Mike]

I'll be as alert as a squirrel.

[Lewis]

Alert as a squirrel.

[Jimmy]

Usually I see them dead on the road.

[Mike]

Yeah, but. But how many of them have. Oh, man.

[Tyler]

All right, Lewis, quick question. Is there a way to only allow us to see the screen, but you can see other things?

[Jimmy]

No, no, that thing right there, it's called screen share. Preset's gonna be there all the time.

[Tyler]

I feel like we should tape paper up there.

[Mike]

All right, look, actually, Mike. Mike and I will just look at each other.

[Jimmy]

I'LL go. I'll go take a walk.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they have to be up there. Like.

[Mike]

I'll go.

[Tyler]

Oh, you know what? No, no, no, you're right, you're right, you're right. We're good, we're good, we're good. I know how to do it. I know how to do it.

[Mike]

Okay. All right.

[Jimmy]

Roll this video, Lewis. This is a good one.

[Mike]

Roll this beautiful beat.

[Jimmy]

Tyler's gonna love this one.

[Tyler]

Is it people. Be a punch.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. Oh, here we go.

[Tyler]

Oh, he's resisting.

[Jimmy]

He's not following orders.

[Tyler]

He's resisting. Stop moving, sir. I said sit down. You all right?

[Jimmy]

Scratch their blows.

[Mike]

Go for the dis. Oh, he's out. He's out.

[Jimmy]

Out. His brain is.

[Tyler]

Did he live?

[Mike]

Dude, that.

[Jimmy]

That.

[Mike]

Dom. Dom would destroy that.

[Jimmy]

I will destroy it.

[Mike]

Okay, go.

[Jimmy]

That's completely uncalled for. Dude. That's. Dude, you should be arrested.

[Tyler]

Arrested.

[Jimmy]

Arrested.

[Tyler]

Arrested for the guy.

[Mike]

What is.

[Tyler]

He tripped.

[Jimmy]

What the goal of.

[Tyler]

I went to move him this way and he fell.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

There was no, like putting the ass into that one.

[Tyler]

I mean, I mean, he's resisting. I'm moving him.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

I'm trying to get into a better position. And when I did.

[Jimmy]

So I meant broke his neck. Is he dead?

[Tyler]

Did he die?

[Jimmy]

No, the guy got. No, no, he's not there.

[Mike]

He's just got cte.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he's completely.

[Tyler]

You've never. None of us have ever worked in a jail, and I guarantee that's not a jailer.

[Jimmy]

That's the arresting officer.

[Tyler]

Oh, he probably had enough of his all night goal of arrest. We don't know what actually happened that night. What do we have no context? What happened leading up to it? What. What is the totality of circumstances in their relationship for the night?

[Mike]

Do you think a prosecutor's gonna give a about that?

[Tyler]

Yeah, we have to take that in consideration. Was he violent all night? Did he spit on the officer? Did he try biting the officer at one point?

[Jimmy]

He is in handcuffs.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

Matt's going.

[Tyler]

Okay, he's listening.

[Jimmy]

No, no.

[Mike]

Distractionary slams. Is that what we're doing now?

[Jimmy]

The goal of arrest is to what? He's already arrested in custody. And get them to the jail. He is in custody and in the jail.

[Tyler]

No, a lot of jails won't accept.

[Jimmy]

People until they're definitely not accepting that. Take it back to the hospital, get a CAT scan. He's brain is dead.

[Tyler]

Let's watch it one more time. Let's really dissect this.

[Jimmy]

There's not much to dissect this resisting arrest video. It's the most brutal thing.

[Mike]

He's already arrested, actually.

[Tyler]

He's trying to escape. That's a felony.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he's trying to escape handcuffed in a locked jail.

[Mike]

It could be Henry Houdini for. Are you seconds before disaster.

[Jimmy]

Let's pause it.

[Tyler]

He's.

[Jimmy]

He's probably. He's about make five. And the cop is. Well, look how tall, bigger the cop is.

[Tyler]

It doesn't matter.

[Jimmy]

It doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

It's called off. What if he. What if the subject says, I know BJJ and I'm a magician and I get out. I'm getting out of hand.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I'm a magician. I'm getting out of these handcuffs.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, he's definitely talking and he's letting talk.

[Jimmy]

It's America.

[Mike]

I thought this was America.

[Jimmy]

I thought this was United States. You can say whatever you want, but go ahead.

[Mike]

I mean, honestly though.

[Tyler]

That'S good. They both fell.

[Mike]

He was talking. He was talking about Dale Earnhardt and he deserved it. That's what somebody said in the ch.

[Tyler]

What if that officer lost his footing and just held on?

[Jimmy]

That's exactly what I saw. Yeah, I could write it that way. I know how to. I know how to write.

[Tyler]

Don't be arresting people with this guy. He'll rat on you.

[Mike]

Told me I was the last guy in the room he would do criminal activity.

[Jimmy]

Now you. If that camera wasn't on the subject. They tried. Tempted to bite my face. He tried to grab my gun in the trunk of the car. I mean, he told me he was gonna do something, but on video, I. I got it's back.

[Mike]

Oh, dude, that was a good one. He tried to grab my gun in the front of a car in the lock. Chaos.

[Lewis]

Late.

[Tyler]

Great.

[Jimmy]

Really good friend Paul Newborn, who passed away this year.

[Mike]

Great dude.

[Jimmy]

Also arranger said his famous term was the defendant attempted to bite my flashlight numerous times. I said, dad, do after the dude's face. He's like, brother, dude had to bite my flashlight like three times.

[Mike]

He tried to bite my flash.

[Jimmy]

I tried to stop him. That's what your Tyler would do.

[Mike]

That's distractionary blows.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All in all that it looks like they fell.

[Mike]

It does look like they fell. I think you could articulate that he.

[Jimmy]

Was already over the threshold of use of force when he slammed him against the wall and banged his head against the wall.

[Tyler]

He did not slam him.

[Jimmy]

He did.

[Tyler]

Well, we'll never know because he probably doesn't regain any confidence on admin leave.

[Jimmy]

About to get arrested. So he's. We're not gonna. We're not gonna get it.

[Tyler]

They're waiting for him to wake up.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

What happened?

[Jimmy]

Like, I talked about that earlier. Well, I was talking about Dan Crenshaw getting or suing Sean Ryan. We saw it.

[Tyler]

Yeah. This is the. The bro vet space is just at an awesome.

[Mike]

What's so funny about that is that they are talking about, like, oh, we got to stop this Fed on vet hate. You're the bro vets, guys. You're the ones. You're the ones we are talking about. We're the anti heroes for a reason. We're the. We are not Cyclops. We are not all the cool guys in the X Men. We're Deadpool and Wolverine and, I don't know, somebody else.

[Tyler]

He's like, I don't know. Please.

[Mike]

Come on, guys.

[Jimmy]

Come on, man. I see you've been working on your throat. That was the quietest. That was the quietest drink you've taken yet.

[Tyler]

I wonder what was going through Jimmy.

[Mike]

I can't with these guys, dude. At this point, I'm just like, I'm.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm cutting loose. Mike. Mike had a conversation. He's like, bro, this is the way it's got.

[Jimmy]

I doubled that cup.

[Tyler]

We gotta see the longest straw we can get. Jimmy, like, set the cup over there and see if you can get it, dude.

[Jimmy]

Set it up like a. Like the pump in the hospital. You morphine pump. We can say, jimmy up the alcohol.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, I can do an iv. Come on, Matt.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, pump every time you take a sip so we can count them.

[Mike]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Like, when you're counting people into, like, an event or something.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Yep, yep.

[Jimmy]

36 sips in.

[Lewis]

As long as you're not boofing it, man.

[Tyler]

What's that mean?

[Lewis]

So you soak a tampon and shove it up your ass.

[Jimmy]

Oh, boy.

[Lewis]

People do that?

[Mike]

Okay, let me.

[Lewis]

Yeah, let me.

[Mike]

Let me ask you a question. Let's go around the horn here. We all served.

[Jimmy]

You know, we're always going somewhere.

[Lewis]

Connections. Wild, bro.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Hang on, hang on.

[Tyler]

Stick with me. God damn it.

[Mike]

Let's go around the horn here. How many of you guys went on a road march drive drunk?

[Jimmy]

Never.

[Mike]

Are you crazy?

[Jimmy]

Never mind.

[Tyler]

What about you?

[Lewis]

Instantly hungover. I'd say probably still drunk. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So, Jimmy, not all this drink till 5:45am and then get up and go.

[Mike]

To work, Turn down for what.

[Tyler]

10.

[Jimmy]

11 o' clock at night?

[Mike]

Okay, so I. So I I had. When I first got to the unit, I had a team leader and Sergeant Napier, big dude, he was in the Marine Corps, and he used to put vodka and orange juice in his camelback. Really go, oh, yeah, that.

[Tyler]

You got a problem.

[Jimmy]

I like cardio. I like doing cardio. I'm being fast, so I. I just can't imagine. Slightly hungover.

[Mike]

We would go, you know, like, you got to go do those road marches out to the field or, like, you know, go to the Mount City or whatever. He would. We were on a road march, and the battalion commander's walking in between the formation, and he goes, sir, Napier, you're really motivated today. What's going on with you? And he's like, what's. What's got you so motivated today? Sergeant Apia, he goes, hydration, sir. Hydration.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Lewis]

I had a staff sergeant that put Mountain Dew in his camel pack on. On height, but never, like, you come up and offer it to. You want some Mountain Dew?

[Tyler]

You're like, Jimmy's like, are you sure you never drink vodka?

[Jimmy]

Can you. Can you ask him where the connection is?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

You were talking about the boo thing.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You were talking about maybe you run.

[Jimmy]

Your camel back in.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, that is a thing.

[Lewis]

Alcoholic enema, man.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, you got.

[Mike]

You got guys putting Zen up their ass and active duty.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, dude, it's wild. In active duty now.

[Lewis]

All right. Nicotine buzz.

[Mike]

Yeah. Sin up your ass, dude, the active duty.

[Jimmy]

My gambling addiction is bad, right? I'm not sticking anything in my ass, dude. I. I look playing cards, man.

[Mike]

I. I stick with alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, right? Like, just all the. That's gonna get me jammed up by the atf. I don't go with any of the other crazy.

[Tyler]

Not a weed guy.

[Mike]

Never done that.

[Tyler]

Yeah, me neither.

[Lewis]

I can't lie. I love weed.

[Mike]

I'm not.

[Jimmy]

You heard my drinks or my THC drink story, right?

[Tyler]

Oh, that's another thing I was gonna do. All right, here's an idea. Well, tell the story.

[Jimmy]

First place I go to the gas station, and I get a drink out of the cooler, and I think I look. I was like, oh, that's cool. Drink. I'm like, energy drink, right?

[Lewis]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

I get to the restaurant, and I'm eating lunch, and I'm halfway through it, I'm like, Man feet feel.

[Mike]

Like my teeth feel.

[Jimmy]

I have not smoked weed since 1995. 4. So to this day, I pound this thing. I look down, and it's like 20 milligram Delta 8. And I'd never. I haven't. I have no idea. I get halfway home, and I'm at the stoplight right before my neighborhood, and I am numb. And I'm scared. I'm actually scared that my feet are not going to be able to hold the brake pedal anymore. I got in my neighborhood. I didn't even make it to my driveway. I just pulled in and, like, parked the car. I walked home, and I spent the next three and a half hours pacing around thinking the feds were outside. Paranoid. Oh, man, I was bad, dude. Bad, bad. You know, figure 20 milligrams of THC and I haven't had anything in.

[Lewis]

And as the Delta, yes, that is unpredictable.

[Jimmy]

I do not have any idea how they legally sell that.

[Tyler]

They sell it right down the road. And I was gonna. If Jimmy would be our guinea pig. One night double by what? One of those tropical THC energy. It's not energy.

[Jimmy]

No, I thought it was.

[Mike]

I'll fire it up.

[Tyler]

Just don't. You don't have to drink too much. Just.

[Mike]

I'll shotgun it.

[Jimmy]

Look, Clint's right. My legs wouldn't hold the brake pedal normally anyway.

[Tyler]

But they were.

[Jimmy]

They were really bad, Clint. They were really bad. It was bad.

[Mike]

Clint is a national treasurer. We have to protect him at all cost.

[Tyler]

All right, you guys want to play the game?

[Mike]

Yeah, let's play the game. All right.

[Jimmy]

What do I got to do?

[Tyler]

All right, you guys can look at the street.

[Mike]

You, Mike, eye contact.

[Jimmy]

I can't look at you. I can't look at you.

[Tyler]

All right, here's the game. We're gonna call Guess that Race.

[Mike]

Oh, I already love where this is.

[Jimmy]

There we go.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Tyler]

Polk County, Florida, on Saturday, December 6, 2025, at approximately 10:55am Actually, I'm just going to read. Polk County Sheriff's Office has arrested eight teenagers who were caught in the act of conspiring to steal more than $2,000 worth of merchandise from Dick's Sporting Goods.

[Mike]

Whites. That's the whites.

[Tyler]

Hold on. They were a football team out of Philadelphia down here.

[Mike]

Okay, that's the blacks.

[Jimmy]

That's the blacks one. Yeah. 100.

[Tyler]

Okay, well, let's see. There's eight kids, all black. Okay, let's see. Hold on.

[Jimmy]

Maybe the token white kid. Maybe one.

[Lewis]

We're gonna try a token.

[Tyler]

Like, we're gonna try.

[Lewis]

Smart idea, but he's got, like a. Someone's got a translator.

[Tyler]

Don't put up anything, Lewis, until I tell you to. Okay?

[Mike]

This is first name.

[Tyler]

Don't look at my phone. First name Taimir. Speller.

[Jimmy]

Black. Next.

[Lewis]

Some black kid.

[Tyler]

All right, put up number one. Okay, good job, guys.

[Jimmy]

Running back, right.

[Tyler]

Number two, Taimir Smith.

[Jimmy]

Black.

[Mike]

Obviously.

[Tyler]

Okay, number two, Black.

[Mike]

Jesus Christ.

[Lewis]

Another one.

[Jimmy]

Free safety.

[Mike]

Linebacker.

[Tyler]

Number three, Mark Bryan.

[Mike]

Quarterback.

[Jimmy]

Brian.

[Tyler]

Brian. Mark Bryan.

[Jimmy]

Quarterback. White.

[Lewis]

How's Mark? How's Mark spelled?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

M A r K. Mark.

[Lewis]

Not M A r. Man, I gotta. I gotta go.

[Jimmy]

Brian.

[Lewis]

Mark.

[Tyler]

Brian.

[Jimmy]

White.

[Lewis]

White or. Or light skin?

[Tyler]

Yeah, put up Mark. Number. Is that number three? Yeah, number three.

[Mike]

God damn.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Jimmy]

Holy.

[Lewis]

Outside linebacker, man.

[Mike]

Defensive end.

[Tyler]

Yeah. All right, and roster number four, Marcus Hudgens.

[Mike]

Black.

[Jimmy]

Hudgens is black.

[Tyler]

All right, pull up number four.

[Jimmy]

You show me a white Hud. You show me a white kid. Last name Hud.

[Lewis]

My man needs to edge up bad.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Tyler]

Number five. IBAM Madi Abdul Hak.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Holy.

[Mike]

That the black delegation.

[Jimmy]

Is, like, Somalian.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What? Black?

[Mike]

Either that or like Minister Farrakhan's people.

[Tyler]

All right, go with number five. Oh, wait.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he's got something.

[Tyler]

Oh, no, that's Jacob Smith.

[Mike]

All right, we lost Jacob Smith. All right.

[Jimmy]

Oh, we. I would have gone white, too.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that wasn't supposed to be the.

[Mike]

Way to go, Lewis.

[Tyler]

No, that wasn't his fault, but good number. So that was number one. Three, four, five. Go five.

[Jimmy]

I was five, wasn't it? Yeah, it's five.

[Tyler]

Okay, now go six. Actually, go four.

[Mike]

We already did four.

[Tyler]

We did.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay, we did four, Marcus Hudgins. All right, go six.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm doing love, man.

[Jimmy]

Abdul Haq. Two cues at the end.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

God damn.

[Tyler]

That was six.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

We got a flush going right now.

[Mike]

All right, so we did all of the same suit.

[Lewis]

We need, like, a Connor Wilson, a good white name, you know.

[Tyler]

All right, number seven. I, Elijah Myers.

[Mike]

Black.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I gotta go.

[Tyler]

Gotta go with a black number seven.

[Jimmy]

He's got white family.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's a little red bone man.

[Jimmy]

All right, we're getting. This is.

[Mike]

He's the punter.

[Jimmy]

This is the last show.

[Tyler]

Hey, we're just guessing names.

[Lewis]

Yeah, no more hip hop clients.

[Jimmy]

You can punch them.

[Lewis]

Tom McDonald or somebody.

[Tyler]

Number eight, Damon Johnson.

[Jimmy]

Black name.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm. I'm agreeing with the crew here. All right.

[Tyler]

Bullet number eight, My man.

[Jimmy]

Oh, no.

[Tyler]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. Yeah. Which one have we not done?

[Mike]

Number nine.

[Tyler]

I think it was number. Oh, I know which One it was. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Number 5.

[Mike]

Number 5 and 8 are duplicates. Oh, okay.

[Tyler]

Well, he was black.

[Mike]

All from Philly.

[Jimmy]

All on the football, on vacation down here. In Florida and they hit a dicks while they were on.

[Tyler]

I thought at least one of them was going to be the qb like Jacob Smith or.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Have you been to Philly? We just went.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I've been to Philly twice.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Jesus Christ.

[Jimmy]

You see those videos? Like their chair, they're bad. The sheriff's office makes up there. Holy dude.

[Tyler]

The what?

[Jimmy]

The sheriff's office makes like videos and the sheriff can't speak English hardly.

[Tyler]

Oh, is he?

[Jimmy]

You know, it's a female and it's bad.

[Tyler]

Is she Hispanic or Somalian?

[Jimmy]

Nope, she's black.

[Tyler]

She just can't speak English speaking.

[Jimmy]

She calls it it. She doesn't even say Philadelphia correctly. Philadelphia. She misses like the middle of the word multiple times in the. I posted it.

[Mike]

That is the capital of the revolution.

[Jimmy]

She cannot promote to pronounce the. The city and county where she is actively employed as the highest ranking constitutional.

[Tyler]

Maybe she's just dumb.

[Mike]

Oh, I mean, I mean, promoter to chief, my man John the chat said, I feel like low IQ is the problem here. Here.

[Jimmy]

Amongst us or amongst the.

[Mike]

I mean, he could have been talking about us for all we know.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I don't even know how to say it.

[Tyler]

Like, say it.

[Jimmy]

You're on a trip in Philly. And like I remember going out of town for like hockey and stuff. My mom and dad were with me.

[Mike]

Wait, all three of us played hockey?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I played hockey.

[Tyler]

I played hockey.

[Jimmy]

My mom and dad were with me and we were like, like doing things. Like, I don't know that I could.

[Tyler]

I love how Heather participated in every single one. She's. She got one wrong though.

[Jimmy]

But I just, I remember like team dinners and we were out like together.

[Mike]

And it's a white. That's a white kid sport.

[Jimmy]

I know hockey is. I'm just saying that we were out of town doing sports.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And like you're with your mom and dad, dude.

[Tyler]

When.

[Mike]

When we went out of town, like you had to wear a button down shirt call. I mean, like, you better look squared away.

[Tyler]

I mean, people in Philadelphia are just different people, dude.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Philly's crazy.

[Mike]

How many times you've been crazy?

[Lewis]

I've been there more than a few times.

[Tyler]

Yeah, dude, it's.

[Jimmy]

That's where I grew up, like 40 minutes away. Like I was there all the time.

[Tyler]

If aliens came down and saw walk down, was it killing?

[Mike]

Whatever.

[Tyler]

Whatever that street is. They torch this planet immediately.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Tyler]

We drove by and in a CVS there was somebody doing the heroin zombie league in the doorway. Like people couldn't even get it. And then there was open fires on the sidewalk next to cop cars. And the cop cars was just like. Yeah.

[Lewis]

The only craziest I've seen than that in Philly was skid row in LA and certain pockets of Atlanta. Living in Fulton county was definitely crazy. As for me, it's definitely crazy, but it wasn't bad, to be honest. I. I actually had a pretty good time living there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

So. But I mean, yeah, man, you don't want to go to the corner store too late. At least not with a nine. And then be a group of kids.

[Tyler]

Dude, what was it?

[Mike]

What was it like talking to those dudes? Be like, bro, a lot of them.

[Lewis]

Call me Unc and just ask me to buy them candy and.

[Mike]

No, I'm talking about like, your clients where you're like, dude, like, maybe learn how to fire this weapon. You're gonna carry it.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean, I don't want to put too much out there, but, you know, there's a reason. No, no, you're good. There's a reason why a lot of guys prefer cats, cash business deals for bookings and things. Right. Because that money's going to support certain things. But, yeah, I mean, you. I would. I would try to take still this day, anytime, any client to the range. I think it's important. You're a target out here in. In society, and you got a lot of people that maybe you shouldn't trust.

[Tyler]

You know what's funny is probably like picture an email. I think it. You know, like the talent, the one. The one that's out there rapping about everything. And it's got to be like, damn, dude, I gotta have my suit teach me how to shoot you. It's just, you know, like, it's like, hey, can you sign this paperwork? And also, there you go.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean, that's probably a lot of what it is. I don't know.

[Jimmy]

I don't know why.

[Lewis]

I don't know why a lot of them don't go to the range, man. You think they would.

[Jimmy]

This is.

[Lewis]

But they don't think like that.

[Tyler]

Honorary deputy.

[Lewis]

Some of them do. Some of them are all about it, though. I'll say that some of them are all about it. They're.

[Mike]

I think 50 is all about it.

[Lewis]

Some of my guys, the guys that are really in. In that life are usually more so gonna be like, yo, Matt, I just got a new ar. Can you help me zero it? Like, let's go. You know, so. But the guys that aren't really, they're just studio rappers. They're. They're not going to the range.

[Tyler]

Gotcha.

[Jimmy]

Honorary deputy sworn in.

[Tyler]

Phil, what is it?

[Lewis]

Is that Freeway?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Who is it?

[Lewis]

My guy, man.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. He got sworn in as an honorary deputy.

[Mike]

I mean, so is Shaq.

[Lewis]

Now, Freeway ain't doing dude, but he. That's a good look for him, man.

[Jimmy]

I. With that, like, with the police.

[Lewis]

A good dude. Yeah, Freeway's good dude. Being Siegel's a good deal a while, but Beanie Siegel's real cool, and he's a legend.

[Jimmy]

That's the dude on the left?

[Lewis]

No, no, they just. They work together real closely for a while. They're on Rockefeller.

[Jimmy]

Really? I see a world star followed him, so he's got to be some Freeway.

[Lewis]

I've got one of the greatest rap songs of all time, man.

[Mike]

What is.

[Lewis]

In any game, what we do with Jay Z and Beanie Siegel, man. You play that any basketball game, dude, this is. Crowd's going crazy.

[Mike]

This guy, man, he has got, man. If. If the. If the brothers are with you, you're the most dangerous man in the group. That's what Dave Chappelle said.

[Lewis]

I. I appreciate it. I. I'll take that. I'll take it, man.

[Jimmy]

Well, that's what I say. I can go back, like, I can go to the hood anytime. Where I grew up, where I'm at, like, I have phone calls come in all the time whenever I. I want to get. Get the body cam. I got a call the other night from one of the girls in the hood, and she didn't offer you sex leveled. He actually remember that conversation. Hit on me and another girl. Her and another girl hit on me in front of my wife that obviously didn't know as my wife. We were working, we had a stolen vehicle, and we got in pursuit. We ended up in the neighborhood, and one of the girls is like, oh, deals, man. And my wife's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's talking? But she informs it. No, no. She was just went up in the hood. I grew up. I mean, I worked the neighborhood, and she knew, you know, knows me, but she called me that night.

[Tyler]

Did you grow up in the hood?

[Jimmy]

I mean, I spent.

[Tyler]

All right, P. Diddy. You grew up in the hood or not?

[Jimmy]

I grew up. I spent a lot. I wasn't a great kidd. I dodged the police very well before I became one. And she calls me on the phone in the middle of, like, a contact with the cops. She's like, y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Jimmy]

I. Only with dilks. It just going off, just going Off. And she's like, you heard me, I work with Dilks. And I'm like, dude, you gotta stop. They're gonna snatch you up. But I'm like, I gotta get that body cam. Just to hear. I've been gone a year, year and a half, and I still get calls all the time. They're like, man deals. You gotta come up. I'm like, I'm not coming nowhere, dog.

[Mike]

I'm not going anywhere near the hood, like.

[Jimmy]

And you know, the cops hate me. Most of the guys that work there, they're told to hate me because the agency can't stand me, because I hold them accountable and put their.

[Mike]

Really.

[Jimmy]

I mean, they know here. They do.

[Mike]

You know, Largo actually likes you. You.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, not the administration, no, but the cops. So I did an episode while Tyler's being an alcoholic. I'll just read this real quick because he probably wouldn't let me do it if I wasn't. But I got an E. I did my episode yesterday about cop wise and the union and corruption and all that. And I got a anonymous email from somebody and they basically, where the is it? I get a billion. Down, down, down, down. Here it is. Basically, it says, you mentioned this before. This is anonymous. And it keeps proving true. A real problem in our for our hard working deputies isn't just the agency. It's a union. Representatives in their position. Anyone paying attention to recent events has seen how a small group has been elevating themselves by staying cozy with the administration during these good times. It's a long email, but it basically says what I say is these guys get into this police union. Everybody thinks unions are this and that the guys in charge of the local police unions have no intentions of ever challenging the agency. Where I point that out is they just gave up. Holidays used to be accrued, so every holiday the civilians get off because they're Monday through Friday, they get the day off. The deputies working their ass off. Christmas, you know, all that Veterans Day, all those things they can't take off. You work that day or you don't, that's your schedule. As a bonus, they would say, hey, you, you worked Veterans Day. You didn't.

[Tyler]

But.

[Jimmy]

But you're getting eight hours extra vacation. The union gave that back with no negotiation.

[Tyler]

What union here?

[Jimmy]

No, I know, but I'm saying what my. What you missed was like hoa, getting your 11th beer. What you missed. And while you're getting my second beer is I got an anonymous email after my last episode yesterday and it said, you're right. Like, our union leadership are all in bed with the administration. All they care about is getting promoted. So they gave up up 1112 paid holidays a year accrued. So they only get 8 hours vacation. They work 12 hours shifts, so they don't even get a full day off a month. They're accruing as it is, and they gave up an extra 12 days off a year. What are vacation days for? Mental health. To take a day off to enjoy your family. To go. The agency says no, you. You're gonna get less days off. But we care about you, man. You know, we gotta. We gotta. When you're. When you're finally suicidal and you're ready to blow your brains out, we got this really cool mental health program. You can't take a day off off because we. We took those away. We really limited those and we're short staff. So if you do have vacation, we really can't let you off either because there's too many people already off or we don't have enough bodies to fill zones. But in the event you're, you know, you ready to put your gun in your mouth, we'll help you out. You know, we got resources for that.

[Tyler]

Let's. Let's look at the chat. Those poor Jimmy is enjoying a drink and the whole chat's.

[Mike]

I know.

[Tyler]

Look, look, Jimmy is trashed. Look, his face is sweating. Lily's like, dude, Jimmy's barely buzz. I've been with this man for over a decade. Take a chill pill to cc. Okay, send CC Goes. Lies. Someone give him a test.

[Jimmy]

We'll do the HDN here.

[Mike]

Okay? I'm sleeping here tonight.

[Tyler]

Jimmy says. Jimmy says, bring it.

[Jimmy]

It.

[Tyler]

Bring it, cc.

[Mike]

I mean, like, if I'm gonna. I'm gonna be straight.

[Tyler]

He lives two and a half hours away.

[Jimmy]

So does he.

[Tyler]

Oh, good point.

[Jimmy]

CC is too lazy to drive. I guess.

[Mike]

CC also has, like, a day job. This is my job.

[Jimmy]

No excuses, man.

[Mike]

I thought CC Was military guy.

[Jimmy]

Now we got day jobs and.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

[Tyler]

He says, mike, make him walk a straight line.

[Jimmy]

We can't. He can't do that regularly.

[Tyler]

He'll trip over a cord if they.

[Jimmy]

Gotta keep between him and Lewis trying to walk around.

[Mike]

All of a sudden the stream goes black.

[Tyler]

Yeah. It is not a safe environment.

[Jimmy]

No. You've created the most reckless studio. You get mad at everybody. This motherfucker's got wires everywhere.

[Mike]

I tried to. Clark, not you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm talking about this guy. And it's like, oh, you knock a camera wire out, what they're everywhere. Like, what do you want me to do?

[Tyler]

Just be careful.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Be careful. Careful. Don't move. Don't breathe.

[Mike]

He literally said, nobody move at all. And I just sat there.

[Tyler]

We had to tell Lewis. I was like, calm down, Lewis. He was, like, doing. Jumping. He was jumping over the cable.

[Jimmy]

Jumped over that loose wire right there. What about last week with the stream? This is how it went. Lewis, don't end the stream. Three minutes. Hey, Louis. What did Mike just say?

[Mike]

What was the last thing that.

[Jimmy]

Mike, what did you do right after that? I ended the stream.

[Tyler]

Got a little ahead of myself.

[Jimmy]

His brain is so fast. Because that damn Rubik's Cube, he's thinking like.

[Tyler]

He's like, dude, I can't, you guys.

[Mike]

Lily wants me to do the Infantryman's Creed.

[Tyler]

Oh, my God. Can you do it?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we gotta give him another hour.

[Tyler]

Can you do it at the end of the night?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

All right, we'll wait. I want to see it.

[Tyler]

No hiccups. Review it in your head. Make sure you get it done, brother.

[Mike]

I already have it. All right, It's a board question.

[Jimmy]

All right, Lewis, we got another video.

[Tyler]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

Pump it up. Can we.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's a good one. This guy gets the whole package.

[Mike]

Hit him again.

[Tyler]

Blast him.

[Mike]

Oh. Wounds me.

[Jimmy]

That's what I hear. My wife yelling at me. Sounds like, Here it comes. Dogs in the car, biting them.

[Mike]

Ow. Ow. So he owes me.

[Tyler]

We can't hear him.

[Jimmy]

Starts watching the dog. So they're like, all right, we got something else done. You want to do that? And he gets the taser.

[Tyler]

Wait, they taste him with the dog?

[Jimmy]

No, they pulled the dog off. He was punching the dog out.

[Tyler]

I would rather be.

[Jimmy]

Screaming, Almost, die. I'mma die. I'm a d. I'm pictured race.

[Tyler]

Now. That's him.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Never mind. You don't have anything.

[Mike]

First of all, I. I mean, I've seen a Malinois get on some real hardcore bad guys, and they were not punching that dog. They were screaming.

[Jimmy]

And it's happened.

[Mike]

I've had one guy bring the dog attached to his arm. I don't.

[Jimmy]

I can't in my brain think I want to get bit by a dog.

[Mike]

I can't.

[Jimmy]

Like, in that when they'd resist and all that. Like, I've seen it happen live. And I'm like. I'm watching it go down. I'm like, dude, you're gonna get the dog. And they're gonna leave like, you don't want this. And they just keep going.

[Tyler]

You know what? We're not allowed to do. We're not allowed to. We're not allowed to make. Download apps that make dog barking sounds like, hey, we got the dog here. We're not allowed to go, oh, we're not allowed to do that.

[Jimmy]

You don't have your designated dog barker?

[Tyler]

No, we're not allowed to do that.

[Jimmy]

You can't bark because certain people do.

[Tyler]

Not with dogs.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

As soon as they hear, oh, oh.

[Jimmy]

All right, all right.

[Tyler]

You know, they'll get in shootings, they'll fight. But the dog, then I have.

[Mike]

I have that.

[Jimmy]

I have a solution that I ran by Jimmy last week that kills the dog. Bag of snakes.

[Mike]

Our resident. I mean, because it's.

[Tyler]

It's.

[Jimmy]

We.

[Mike]

We are the whitest white dudes. He. He's probably going to know the best if you were in a group of.

[Tyler]

Why?

[Mike]

Because he does rap. He hangs around the brother as if.

[Jimmy]

I haven't hung around blacks.

[Tyler]

You guys say it and it's racist like that.

[Jimmy]

No, that's how Jimmy was referring it.

[Mike]

Yeah, but I mean, like the hip.

[Jimmy]

Hop guy that hangs around, you know, you would know.

[Mike]

Yeah, but yeah, but I mean, like, I am white.

[Lewis]

Don't forget. Last time I checked.

[Mike]

I know, but again, I go back to Dave Chappelle. Like, if all the brothers are with you, you're probably the most dangerous dude in the group. It is.

[Jimmy]

I think it's kind of well known that most people don't like snakes in general. But yeah, I mean, I hate black people. Really don't like snakes. If you throw a snake.

[Mike]

Just snake.

[Jimmy]

Like Jake the snake with the chip.

[Mike]

Snake, it's in your magp.

[Tyler]

Instead of a canine, you got a python. Antifa.

[Jimmy]

Antifa. I would bet it would clear antifa. You start throwing snakes around.

[Tyler]

Oh, Nick Fuentes says it like you. So maybe it's not wrong.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, he's. What is he?

[Tyler]

He's a streamer. Yeah.

[Mike]

You don't know who. Nick.

[Tyler]

I definitely know he wanted me to say it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Who is he? I know who he is. I know what he's about. He went on with, here's Morgan. Oh, my God, what a crack dude.

[Tyler]

He trolled Piers Morgan for two hours, letting Piers Morgan dig his own grave.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

He was like, dude, at one point, at one point, he never once let Nick or let Piers Morgan in on the joke. Like, he could have broken the fourth wall and said, like, I. I am me, because I'm trying. Like, you know, like a lot of people when they go into an interview, they. They break character. And they say, you know, I do this a lot. You know, he never once did. He looked at Piers more and goes, I don't need. I'm. I. This isn't going to be my breakout episode where I go soft. Just trampled on him, dude. It was awesome.

[Mike]

Yeah, dude.

[Tyler]

And then like that.

[Mike]

That. Is that right. That right there.

[Tyler]

Best two hours ever.

[Mike]

Tells me everything you need to know about the divide. Well, that one between the legacy media.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And.

[Mike]

And us.

[Jimmy]

Have you seen Paul? Paul Miller goes on with, you know, Palm, the joker.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I know that. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

He goes on with Aiden Ross.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Aiden Ross streams it, and Paul Miller says every n word there is and every Jew word there is. And he just goes off, off. And Aiden Ross, like, yeah, but I'm cool, man. I had you on the show. He's like, not wish you were dead.

[Mike]

Like, I wish you died in a gas chamber.

[Jimmy]

I wasn't gonna say it all. I think he said oven.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

He basically. And Aiden Ross like, nah, man, I'm really cool. He's like, no, you're not. He's like, yes.

[Tyler]

And I. I understand a lot of moderate guys are like, they. The. This extreme right is a product of the extreme left, like white males being suppressed for the last 10 to 15 years. These guys are who you get now.

[Mike]

And.

[Tyler]

And obviously, if. Even if you don't think like them, you're like, damn, I'm glad someone said this.

[Jimmy]

You know what's crazy is. And I think it. It's. Something's happening is there was a time when Aiden Ross would be canceled for just having him on or Pierce Morgan would be canceled for having Nick Fuentes on. But they are having them on. They're saying all the words. They're saying all the beliefs, and it's being put right on the Internet. And it's. It's accepted. Yeah, accepted the wrong word. It's. It's being watched and published.

[Tyler]

No, it's acceptable.

[Jimmy]

Like Pierce more. They would cancel Piers Morgan five years or three, four, five years ago for having him on. They would cancel Aiden Ross for having Paul Miller on. Now it's like, there it is, and nobody's doing anything.

[Tyler]

Yeah, My theory is. My theory is one culture is saying one mission. One. One culture. I'm not gonna say who still runs the world. And they're like, hey, you know what? You can't talk about us, but everybody else, free game. Like, they were protected with us at once, but we're not going down. So there you go.

[Jimmy]

Fuentes and Miller say that they don't like them.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Oh, Jimmy, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Tyler]

It's just crazy. You don't have like what they're saying is, the phenomenon is that you don't have to agree with these people to resonate with them. Like you don't have to agree with what they're saying. But you're like, I'm glad someone speak. Pushing back against the people that oppress me.

[Jimmy]

I will say this, that one side has been able to say whatever up to like, I hope you're dead. I hope your mom. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Broad paint.

[Jimmy]

Yes. They've been allowed to say, we talk about it, make songs, make President Trump dead with his neck cut open. Like put it on shows, go out in public and publicly chant death to the police, Death to the government. And it's okay. It's actually, it's not even okay. Police agencies have agitator people that go out and help the agitators. Like, yeah, say whatever you want. Yeah, we're just, you know. Yep. Wish death on everybody. Just, you know, don't throw that brick at them. But just, you know, so it's like one side has been allowed to do whatever they want. It's almost like finally the other side is like, you can say whatever you want. I'm gonna say whatever I want. Now does that, is that a good thing? I don't know. Does that create the whatever.

[Mike]

But I.

[Jimmy]

It's just been so one sided for.

[Mike]

So long that what you're seeing is the, you know, every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

[Lewis]

And I think too it's a reflection of the difference in generations. Right. The younger people are usually going to be more liberal. Right. So you think about the young generation though they seek valid externally, not internally. They have short attention spans. They're the most easily propagandized probably generation there is. Right. So they're feeding into. What do you see on social media, right. Political tribalism just across the board. It doesn't matter what side it is at the end of the day. So that just sparks emotional outrage. And these people, this is how they consume their news, their media. You know, I got a 24 year old sister, right? Tick tock. That's everything from. If I bring up anything like, hey, I have a flat tire, what do I do? Like, okay, hey, here's what you.

[Jimmy]

Hold on.

[Lewis]

No, I found a tick tock, hold on. It's like, oh, they use it for Google. So you're getting 15 seconds and then it's easy to manipulate the media, right? You take a little clip of anything you can create the narrative. So I think that's a big problem because you can get online and can argue with somebody and say whatever the, there's no consequences. Then you show up at some, you know, protest, whatever the hell, you feel all this outrage now it's real. You know, think about it like anybody that's seen combat for the first time, you didn't know what the you were getting into with that, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean you can train your ass off, but the first time is real. These people don't know. They have no reference point.

[Tyler]

So by the time you're right. So they get into a few, few debates, a few healthy debates and they're like, damn, maybe I'm not in the.

[Lewis]

Right mindset, but it seems like they don't even listen. At least my experience arguing. They don't even listen to reason half the time. It's just, it's. They, they go on, they're like, you're a white guy with a mustache. You're a culture vulture. Like all this, you know, you're, you're a Nazi in disguise.

[Jimmy]

And I'm like, damn, you get, you get that 14, 15 old black in the back of the car on the way to jail. And he just says the most wild there, you know, at that point his brain cannot come back from what he's saying.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And how he's been raised to think and hate and it's happened. I'm like, man, you know, I mean it's that moment of like, God, man, this. I mean this kid's gonna, and it's nothing to do with black and white. Just this kid's gonna have a rough life with that type of mentality.

[Mike]

But, but I mean, let's take it to the ultimate conclusion, right? I got shot at by a 12 year old.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

A 12 year old kid.

[Jimmy]

Kid. I'll tell you right now, the 12 year old kids right now are the.

[Mike]

Most dangerous people on earth in.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Iraq.

[Jimmy]

And it happens every day in the hood, Chicago and everywhere else.

[Mike]

I mean, and, and, but that's what I'm saying is that it's just the same stuff that you're seeing in Chicago that we go, nah. Is the same that we were like, holy. We made movies about like they had to shoot a 12 year old kid because he was firing RPGs at him. Like. Yeah, that happens in Chicago too, bro. Yeah, you know, it's the same mentality.

[Tyler]

You know what he originally was going to call it the ultimate conclusion before he changed the name to it. Not him.

[Mike]

The painter oh, the ultimate conclusion.

[Jimmy]

But what you're seeing on, even on Instagram, like I got, my first account got banned and ultimately deleted for like skits like Shane Gill is pulling the gun out on me. Yeah. And I got banned. I lost an entire account. Now you got accounts like these guys that are just, they're just throwing any words and, and whatever. And nobody. It's not being suppressed right now for some reason. It's like wide open on Instagram and it's pretty, it's, it's wild to see that. It's, it's come to.

[Mike]

I, I mean, so, I mean if, if I can make the comparison. The same YNs that you're dealing with. I can't say that. Oh, don't, don't.

[Lewis]

Young, young, young guys.

[Tyler]

Oh, is that a rap term?

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean it's.

[Tyler]

If you say it with an A on the end, you can say it.

[Mike]

No, I can't.

[Tyler]

Just kidding. Do not.

[Mike]

No, I can. My name is not Dom Izzo.

[Tyler]

He's not allowed to. He just does.

[Mike]

Yeah, he just does. I mean that same mentality that has those kids out there in the street shooting people is the same mentality that had 12 year old kids firing at our convoys.

[Jimmy]

I think the guys. I don't think it's overseas.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, but I'm not saying that they're not worse.

[Jimmy]

But yeah, it's the same. They were raised with the same, with.

[Mike]

The same, the same kind of.

[Jimmy]

I think here, here in the United States they're just not. That's a common, they're not complex parented. But, but those guys are being raised.

[Mike]

You're talking about the difference.

[Tyler]

They actually had dads that taught him.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Taliban stuff.

[Mike]

Yeah. Or you know, or you know, you know, what was it? AQI or J. Shal Islami or all those.

[Tyler]

One of the things I say about the, the hood culture today is that there's no, when you go to different hoods, there's like, they're like, if it's an old school hood, they take care of themselves. They don't call the police. They resort to violent crime at the very, very. As the very last option. The new, the new hoods. It's lawlessness.

[Mike]

It's.

[Tyler]

There's no code of conduct. They rob their own. You never, you would never rob in your own hood. You. They rob their own people. They, they resort immediately to violence. Immediately. Like life sentence stuff. Every single day, an argument about a Nintendo because they really do not know the repercussions of what they're doing. Doing And.

[Mike]

Or that they believe that that's what they're supposed to do.

[Lewis]

Yeah, there's things like, even just, you know, like one of my mentors in the music industry, someone I, I very much look up to and, and loved as like a. Like a bigger brother, you know, he was murdered right outside of our hangout area.

[Mike]

Can we say his name, man?

[Lewis]

Rest in peace.

[Mike]

That's.

[Lewis]

That's. I love that guy. And it's just because he was outside. That was where we hung out. A kid in the neighborhood. It was neighborhood. The kid didn't, I guess, wanted that spot. Kid rode up on a bike and shot him and rode off like 11:30 at night.

[Jimmy]

No reason. No.

[Lewis]

And so. Okay, this is just a good dude.

[Mike]

All right.

[Tyler]

Where did this.

[Lewis]

You know what I mean?

[Tyler]

Like this.

[Lewis]

Atlanta.

[Mike]

Okay, so that happened in atl.

[Lewis]

Mlk.

[Mike]

So Mike, you're the, you're the officer that has to go out there. What. What happens after that?

[Jimmy]

Probably nothing. Nobody's gonna say a word. Nobody's gonna talk.

[Mike]

So. But you're gonna go out. You're gonna have to go out Homicide.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. And that's why we talk about Chicago. Like there's 80 of those a week. Yeah. You're gonna go out, detectives called out, overtime incurred. And then you're gonna have a bunch of kids saying, even though my buddy's dead, I'm not talking to the cops. We're gonna handle in the streets, we're gonna handle our way. And it's crickets, dude.

[Lewis]

100%.

[Jimmy]

Like, we had a terrible thing. We had an off duty cop in the hood, and that's where he grew up. And corrections guy, he's standing at a party at a cookout 100 yards down the road. Road to 2, people start shooting at each other. He catches around from a 100 yards away, standing at a barbecue and kills him. Graveyard, dead, right in the front yard. Gary Chambliss, like dead over a shootout that had nothing to do with him 100 yards away, minding his business.

[Mike]

And a nine millimeter.

[Jimmy]

Nine millimeter comes right down the road. And it's unsolved. It's unsolved because nobody will talk. Yeah, you're not going to take credit for killing a cop. Nobody wants that. Like an off duty cop that's black, that's in the neighborhood, that's part of the community.

[Tyler]

You don't want the bad rap all the way around.

[Jimmy]

You don't want that on your plate. So that is unsolved. Another guy. Casey. Casey.

[Mike]

Dude, we got to take this really, dude.

[Jimmy]

Good. Really good.

[Mike]

Dude, we got to take these super chats.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, that's a big one. Go ahead.

[Tyler]

Holy Valkyrie Z28 with a hundred dollars. Damn, dude. Jimmy Tyler. Mike. The best from Ruger.

[Mike]

That sounds like something from Louisiana, Mike.

[Tyler]

Rougetown Rouge. Someone helped me. It's got a gator, so maybe it is French.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, that's French Louisiana.

[Jimmy]

But the UX at the end is 100. Yeah, Cajun.

[Lewis]

Yeah, definitely.

[Jimmy]

I was stationed out there.

[Mike]

Real?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Oh, damn, bro. That's awesome, dude. Thank you so much, brother.

[Jimmy]

Appreciate it.

[Mike]

Thank you, bro.

[Jimmy]

But yeah, it's. It's. It's like.

[Mike]

I. I'm. I. I didn't mean to interrupt.

[Jimmy]

No, no, that's 100%. But we had another guy that was like the. Just the nicest guy in the world. He was the door guy at like the club where everybody hung out every night. And he takes the club money, drives home, get ready, walk in his front door and gets smoked. Nicest guy in the world. Unsolved. Nobody will talk about it.

[Mike]

We need something to bring us up. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I mean, but like the. But the OG hood, they have their rules. They will not talk to you. And I've never experienced this, but I've heard this from old school cops. They'd say detectives would come in. They'd be looking for somebody, and they knew not to lie to these guys. But if the detectives said it's for. It's for child sexual offenses.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Point them right to them. There's no. There's a code of conduct. It's like prison, Nick. You don't. They're. They're code of not. They won't. Their own brother could be shot dead in front of them. They're not going to talk to police.

[Jimmy]

But one of the worst things I dealt with was. And obviously black female are very emotional.

[Mike]

Females in general, black.

[Jimmy]

A black female mother. Black females are very emotional. Black female mother that just lost her child is one of the hardest things to deal with. And then you look at her and go, I'm gonna go outside. And everybody's like that, man, blah, blah, blah. And you're like, dude, you got to go sit with mom. And mom's looking at the cops like, do your job. And I'm like, ma', am, I'm trying, but nobody wants to talk about it. I remember the one. It was a dude got the wrong. Like you said, wrong dude ran up on a dude. They thought he was a drug dealer. He's sitting in the drug dealer's car Minding his business, changing. The radio station blasted with a 12 gauge from a foot away because they thought it was the drug dealer in the car that owed money. Kids never been arrested in his life. Raising his kids, living his life. And mom lives directly out of the back parking lot of the sheriff's office office in the first house in the community. And you have to drive by and look at it every day. And I know her daughters, I know the family, and it's like going to sit with her and tell her, like, sorry, nobody will tell.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you can't. You can't have any mental health days, Mike.

[Jimmy]

No, you don't need those.

[Mike]

I'm sorry, man, but I hear these stories.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, it's just. And then, hey, man. And some of the guys that on those cases, it's like, you know, I said to him, I'm like, when's the last time you went and talked to this dude's mom? Oh, it's been like three weeks. I'm like, you have not gone to the mother's house with an unsolved homicide in the hood for three. I'm like, what are we doing here?

[Mike]

Like.

[Tyler]

Like, just kind of like an avid.

[Jimmy]

Whenever you work a homicide and you have an unsolved case, you have got to go. I worked one of the biggest ones where the lady was found five years later dead, and she was missing person. And I talked to that husband once a week. Family update for years. Even when I was off the case because I lost. I left the db they gave the case case Patrick Tomasi. I kept in touch with him all the way through. And then they finally found her dead. And it was unfortunate Tyler situation, but you keep in contact with those people, man.

[Mike]

Tyler, you had a similar situation happen to you recently?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, I. I don't. I'm not trying to put your business out there, but, I mean, that's fair.

[Tyler]

No, it's okay. I almost missed the morning show today. My. My uncle back in 2011 was murdered and like, murder one style, like, executed. And it's like a one and a half. Like, there was something going on, but the gun was put to his head and he was killed. He was in a party lifestyle, and he was putting himself in an environment that did not do him any good. And they took advantage of that knowing, you know, that he wasn't a regular. I don't know. And. But it went unsolved forever. No gun, no DNA. The only three people with assault with three people there, they wouldn't, you know, yeah, they, they, they convicted him today. He got, you know that they, they gave him a plea and they said 12 years time served already. He's already served too. Because if they took it to a jury with no DNA and no gun.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

And the only witnesses have already lied twice, like, yeah, those are, that's the.

[Jimmy]

Other problem with a hood case.

[Tyler]

No witnesses are credible.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's unfortunate, but it's like you got eight dudes that have been involved in four shootings themselves or they've been, you know, whatever. And it's like, it's just difficult. And then you have the state attorney that, like, you just saw it. The state attorney doesn't want to take anything to trial that's questionable and they start cutting.

[Tyler]

The best defense is when the state attorney goes, you want us to work with you on your charges? The def. The defense attorney goes, they're literally threatening the, the witnesses with jail time if they don't cooperate. Like, that's not credible. And to a, to a logical person in the courtroom or anybody that follows law, that's 100 how you do it. But to a jury, oh, I just saw a Netflix series and a man was found in guilty when he was innocent. And you can convince a jury like, oh, the only witness is being threatened with jail time crime if they don't cooperate because they committed a crime and they're being, their, their sentence is being reduced if they cooperate.

[Jimmy]

So here's the other thing, because we have Jay on a lot now and coming to a podcast, me and Jay is what then what happens when you, when you go to prison and they know you cooperated? You're. Oh, yeah, think about that. So these guys are going, okay, I saw a homicide. They might charge me, extract obstruction or something. I'm going to catch a year or two. But if I go cooperate, I'm dead in this hood. And then if I ever go dead in jail, if I ever go to jail later on, I had it happen. I had an informant that got burned because of stupid feds. Feds are nasty. They named my informant. I got a guy, 22 years in the feds. The informant got named. He was.

[Tyler]

Dude, corruption.

[Jimmy]

He got named in the. As being an informant.

[Tyler]

And what was it because of corruption?

[Jimmy]

No, it was stupid dude morons. So they named him. And I got my. This dude called me one day and goes, dude, it's my reports all over Facebook. Yeah, like, they posted it from federal prison and my name's in all the reports. And I'm like, what do I tell this kid? Young black kid that was. Trusted me to this day, another one that calls me. He's like, you're, like, the only white man on earth I trust. And we made it through that because I had to prove to him, like, dude, I didn't. This isn't my doing.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But that my. My reputation is now on the line because I told that kid, you can me trust.

[Mike]

Trust me.

[Jimmy]

And I mean it when you tell. When I tell you, you can trust me. You can trust me. So I had to show this dude the fed paperwork. This is what they did. It wasn't me. It took a little while for him to come back around. He got back on. He started helping me again. But that word is more important. Like, not going to jail as a snitch is more important than.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

Than going to jail.

[Tyler]

Yeah. And I mean, when you. When. I mean, you give people your word, and then people take it out from under you, and then those people are now direct. I mean, like, I could go. So you could take it as broad as what we did to Afghanistan.

[Mike]

That's what I was just thinking about.

[Tyler]

Killed so many people.

[Mike]

We gave them our word.

[Tyler]

They trusted us. Then we're like, bye.

[Mike]

I mean, by the way, Monday. Monday, we're. We're dropping what we know about Operation.

[Tyler]

Oh, what's it called? Operation what?

[Mike]

Operation Allies Welcome. All the people that ended up here in the United States from Afghanistan, most of them were not your terps.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but that's where. That's where. When people say what makes a good dope cop, it's not making drug arrests. There's nothing to do with making arrests. It has to do with keeping keeping your word. And how can. Like I said, I'm a white dude that went in and had many black informants, and we was able to get things done in that neighborhood because of keeping your word and being. You have to be loyal to the game, man. And, yeah, you have to. You can't. And all these dough cops, they just look at one and done, gun. I'm gonna burn this dude. I'm it. I'm gonna name the CI Anyway. I gotta make this case. I'm like, no, if it takes another year. Like, Jay was talking about the long game, the long game of drug investigations. Like, I'm not burning this dude. Because I'll tell you what. That same black kids solved an absolute unsolvable homicide. Dude got executed over a dope deal. And he called me and said, I just picked the dude up. We went and got the weed out of the woods. The next day we just drove by the crime scene. He said, this dude in the car with me killed this guy.

[Mike]

Guy.

[Jimmy]

He told me. So I orchestrated a cold traffic stop, made up, ran a stop sign, solved the entire case because of that informant.

[Tyler]

How do you solve the case?

[Jimmy]

Because they had no idea who shot the kid. They executed the dude in the house and then went. He went and hid the wood and the weeds. The we. We in the woods. So my. The dude gets this guy calls him, say, can you give me a ride? So he gets in the car with him and they go right by the crime scene. All the cops are there, the guy's dead in the house. House drive by, go down the road, go into the woods. Dude picks all the weed up that he robbed the kid. The next day, puts over car over weed and says, damn. That informant calls me. And when the dude's in the woods, he said, bro, this dude killed this guy. We're picking the weed up. You need to. You need to do something. And I'm like, say less.

[Tyler]

But all that did was point him in the direction that wasn't able to be used.

[Jimmy]

No, they found the gun to see DNA on the guy. Like all that led to. Yes, it led to.

[Tyler]

At that point of them, they would have no idea.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no idea. They had the homeowner lay on the floor dead, said. And what these guys were doing was they were calling guys over for drug deals and they're robbing them. Well, the dude they decided to rob was like, not today, buddy. And he pulled out the gun and they would have never known without this same kid. So that's like. Like I said, it did the long game, man. And like your 6, 7 traffic stop somebody for 12.

[Mike]

This, this isn't this.

[Jimmy]

You don't do that.

[Mike]

That you learn in the police.

[Jimmy]

You can't learn that stuff, man. You have to be kind of from that type of to built that way.

[Tyler]

Every new cop does spend their first couple years chasing the street drugs, chasing the dopa dude. If you can get one dopa rest a shift, you're a rock star. You feel great. You get that at three hours in, you could care less. You could take your gumbell off and go, I ain't doing. Because you.

[Mike]

That's.

[Tyler]

Everyone's like, damn, dude. This guy gets after everybody treats you differently. But at the end of the day, it's. That's a young man's mindset that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, there was an ego in it. When I was young, like, I liked being the guy that like, I remember one time I went in there and I, you know, you saw my fat picture last week, the beard. I shaved. I went back to the hood, first time out. Years. And this kid walks up, we're looking for a homicide weapon. And he walks up and there's new guys with me. So I'm. I try to tell a new guy I'm cool, but until you prove it, he walks up and he's like, damn Dilks. It's been like two years now since you saved that beard, huh, man? You still around, huh? And then the dude looked at me, he's like, this dude knows you are. I'm like, yeah, I've been trying to tell you, like, I'm cool. Yeah. And it was an ego. It was an ego thing, but I used the ego to help facilitate criminal investigations and do the right thing. So part of it was self serving. But as I got older and wiser, my legs grew a little smaller. I. I learned to, I learned to use that to my advantage.

[Tyler]

Like the Grinch. Yeah, his leg grew two times small.

[Jimmy]

But as I, that I did that, I was able to like show like, hey, I put my, my work in and it paid off by having these contacts. There was dudes in the hood that would a billion years and everybody would go, I'd bet my, my legs on it. That they would never talk to the cops. And these guys called me on a regular basis all the time.

[Mike]

So we got to get a pallet cleanser, man. We've been. It's been pretty heavy tonight.

[Tyler]

Can we, let's do a video.

[Mike]

Yeah, can we do that?

[Tyler]

I'm like, what's a palate cleanser?

[Mike]

Like when general.

[Jimmy]

What's important you drink and drink it fast.

[Mike]

No, it's when you clean out.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like if you're testing wine or something.

[Jimmy]

He wants to change the clean out out.

[Tyler]

It is deep.

[Mike]

It's deep. I'm not saying it's wrong.

[Jimmy]

Good call.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I would do that too.

[Jimmy]

Another 50 super chat.

[Mike]

Just cash. Cash.

[Jimmy]

Money raise after this episode.

[Tyler]

Damn, bro. Valkyrie. He's a man dog.

[Jimmy]

Let me pee before we watch the next video.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Mike]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna scarf down a pizza real quick. I'm hungry.

[Lewis]

These dude drunk munchies never fail.

[Mike]

And that's for you.

[Lewis]

Anyway, man. You're going in.

[Tyler]

At least come back and let people watch you eat it. It's like one of those. What are, what are those videos called where you like people?

[Lewis]

Mukbang.

[Tyler]

Mukbangs. Do some ASMR too. Little mukbang action. Sounds Gross. But it is a thing. Thing.

[Mike]

Yeah, I know it is a thing, but it's pretty good. The only reason I was eating it over here is because last time I ate one over here, you were like, jimmy, you're.

[Tyler]

No, you left it right here.

[Lewis]

I know.

[Tyler]

You left half a pizza on the table.

[Mike]

I was still eating it.

[Tyler]

You have a hole in your shirt.

[Jimmy]

Do I?

[Mike]

I mean, you gave me the shirt.

[Tyler]

May. Oh, no, it's a feather. You have a feather on your shirt.

[Mike]

That's. That's. That's from chicken patties. Hey, hey, Cheez, its chicken Sunny Delight. I'm here for you, dog. There you go.

[Lewis]

There you go. Asmr.

[Tyler]

I can hear Lewis over there.

[Jimmy]

Remember the pretzels?

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

The pretzels.

[Tyler]

What about them?

[Jimmy]

Ciao. Oh, my God.

[Tyler]

All right, let's do another video.

[Jimmy]

I can't. I can't trust you, Clint. He says you got a five minute. Good.

[Tyler]

We can't do. We can't do. We can't. Monday Clint calling. Monday Clint. Right now.

[Mike]

Right here. Got him for.

[Tyler]

What's the.

[Jimmy]

Go back to, like, halfway. Watch when he gets up. He distract.

[Tyler]

Did you pause that right there?

[Jimmy]

Perfect.

[Mike]

Well done, son.

[Jimmy]

Him keep going. He got suspended. I sent that to Dom.

[Tyler]

You know, you take it down.

[Jimmy]

You know what Dom said?

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

Completely accidental. Well, probably all the things that Dom goes.

[Tyler]

That is a black man laying there enjoying his constitutional freedoms and a cop that's overzealous. That hasn't been trained in how to walk properly. No, I mean, yeah, that probably was a mistake.

[Jimmy]

Too politically correct.

[Tyler]

That probably was a mistake. And, you know, like, that guy on the ground was playing an act and then got stepped on. And he went in real mode, like, ah, what the.

[Jimmy]

Like.

[Tyler]

Like he was doing that whole, ah, you, man.

[Jimmy]

And then.

[Tyler]

Then he got stepped on. He's like, oh, dude, what the.

[Jimmy]

Was that lawsuit?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

All right, Another one. This is one.

[Tyler]

What's the location of your emergency?

[Jimmy]

Jimmy?

[Tyler]

Hey, you guys better send somebody quick. Dude walking up the hill on. On Othello between Rainier.

[Lewis]

He walking up.

[Tyler]

He walking up Othello of Rainier from Rainier. And he got a gun.

[Lewis]

He got.

[Tyler]

He bear. He got a gun in his hand, and he just pointed at everybody that drive by. Drop it.

[Jimmy]

Drop it.

[Mike]

Drop it. Drop it.

[Jimmy]

Drop the gun.

[Mike]

We're not.

[Jimmy]

Drop it.

[Mike]

Drop the gun, bro.

[Jimmy]

No, you still have it. I think that one of those was a head shot.

[Tyler]

Another handle. Oh, yeah. You ain't missing that.

[Mike]

I mean, that's pretty.

[Tyler]

Drop it.

[Jimmy]

Drop it. I hate That.

[Tyler]

I hate that.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on.

[Mike]

Stop the video.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Mike]

Did you just say crews are ready.

[Tyler]

They keep going in the chamber.

[Jimmy]

I did.

[Tyler]

I didn't give a. I did too. Hold on.

[Mike]

Timeout. You're not red direction correct?

[Tyler]

No. Hey, go get rid of that off screen.

[Jimmy]

Nope. I teach cruiser ready. So a shotgun cruiser ready is four in the tube and then you rack it to get ready to.

[Mike]

Right. So but all you have to do is go into battery, correct? Yeah. Right. So it's already back. So you're just.

[Tyler]

Boom.

[Jimmy]

Now it's forward. You don't keep it back. It's forward. You just rack it and you're good.

[Mike]

It's not in.

[Jimmy]

Okay, but in it. And they teach and I refuse to do it.

[Tyler]

Also, they won't let you have. They want you to have 28 rounds in the magazine instead of 30.

[Mike]

Okay. Now that one.

[Tyler]

Why man, there's talking about this. This magazine life.

[Mike]

I, I, I, I, I, I loaded.28. And the only reason I did that is because the Vietnam guys said that.

[Jimmy]

Was the way to go. They teach cruiser ready at in the rifle to have it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I'm sorry, that doesn't make any sense. Do you, do you carry the. The weapon in your holster?

[Jimmy]

I agree. I didn't do it. I refused. So I would keep my. I was in unmarked car most time. I kept my gun on this. I kept my rifle on the path. Hold on.

[Mike]

Seat. Let me, Let me ask a question.

[Tyler]

I was going into too many gas stations. I couldn't do that.

[Mike]

What is the rationale behind mad?

[Jimmy]

I think they think bumps it could. I don't, I don't know.

[Lewis]

So you're.

[Mike]

So what you're telling me is that they don't have any understanding of firearms.

[Tyler]

People that make the rules.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

They do not completely disagree.

[Mike]

This is not the movies, dude.

[Tyler]

I also think because it's not on you personally, it's not like. Like your primary weapon obviously on your hip is going to have one chambered.

[Mike]

But.

[Tyler]

But I really feel like if you're there there's so many aspects to it not being in your possession that like if somebody were to get it it. If they went to go shoot you.

[Mike]

Like, okay, okay, well, aliens could come down. And like that doesn't make.

[Jimmy]

Because we had a chick not chambering around the courthouse. We had a female deputy that courthouse.

[Tyler]

With her gun on purpose let me. And they allowed it because she said.

[Jimmy]

I don't want anybody to take my gun and shoot me. So the first round will go click. Swear To God. She's not there anymore.

[Mike]

Okay, but let me, let me just, let me just stop you Point of that. So. So by by agency's own admission they don't have enough money for training.

[Jimmy]

Who's by the by?

[Tyler]

Most pds.

[Jimmy]

That's all of them.

[Mike]

Okay. By their own admission because they beg for money every year. They don't have enough money for training. So you're going to tell me that you're going to tell officers who don't have enough training to begin with in a high stress situation, hey remember you.

[Jimmy]

Need to go thank God that guy's, that guy obviously trains because.

[Mike]

Yeah, because he did. Because he went right direct.

[Jimmy]

Think about this. You're right because I was a firearms instructor and I went to the rifle range. Cops can't shoot a rifle. Unfortunately you're wrong. They miss a lot.

[Tyler]

They do.

[Jimmy]

They do that right there. The first round they go yeah. Because they're like oh man.

[Mike]

And then you watch bad fundamentals happen.

[Jimmy]

Oh they're all over the place. But I mean I, I, I'm talking about shoot the rifle.

[Mike]

I'm talking about like guys will go to pull the trigger and it goes click. And you can already see them preparing for recoil.

[Jimmy]

Dude, dude, bro. Be a firearms instructor at a police.

[Mike]

I, I, I brutal. I, I have trained cops brutal.

[Jimmy]

It's they can't shoot.

[Tyler]

They can't.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

And you, it drives me nuts.

[Tyler]

You bring the average service member out there and they'll outshoot most cops. Cuz you speak spend everybody goes to some kind of boot camp or basic where you learn the rifle.

[Mike]

I will take any motor T marine and put them on the bro.

[Jimmy]

I'll take you to the steel shooting challenge ranges and I'll take that 68 year old woman that shoots steel for hobby will outshoot every dude in the agency because she does it. She practiced. She actually has fundamentals.

[Mike]

You know, she's over here, you know, bringing it into work.

[Jimmy]

Cops get the most humbling two places cops will ever go go. A muscular cop will walk into BJJ the first day and think I can bench £300. I'm gonna whip this dude's ass. And 140 pound 52 dude whips your ass for hours. And then you go I'm a SWAT guy. I'm gonna go to the steel challenge and go shoot. And you get worked by Bob the Builder. Builder from that shoots on his free time, that works at Home Depot and.

[Mike]

He shoots your training fundamentals. He's standing in front of his mirror every night yeah, working on his pull out, you know? Yeah, Working on his pull out game.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. And when I make fun of these guys with their magazines in some wild places, they'll. All these guys will jump in my dms. And I was taught that. I said, and this is my thing. Go to a competition, shoot and see where they carry their magazines and where they're at. They're indexed the same way. And they'll say, well, that's for competition. No, that's.

[Mike]

That's for real life, for speed and accuracy.

[Jimmy]

You just can't a. You can associate it with real life.

[Mike]

The average.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Mike]

And this is this. I'm the average Marine. Soldiers have more of a problem. We have a bigger shot group of people. But the average Marine knows exactly how to load their magazines.

[Jimmy]

You know how to.

[Mike]

They know how to, you know, do a mag change. They know how to get out there and get after it. Employ their weapon system and, and get the targets and. And if you look at some of these cops and I've seen them, man, not Largo pd. I love you guys. Even though I don't live in Largo anymore, I still love Largo pd. But, like, you're. You're like, dude, like, I can look at him. I. I got pulled over there the other day.

[Jimmy]

Again.

[Tyler]

No.

[Mike]

I got pulled over the other day and I'm looking at all the mags and, like, everybody's bags are in the same place. You know, go back to the videos that I see and I'm like, like, dude, I can just look. I don't even need, like more than a couple of seconds. And be like, your mags are in the wrong place. They're facing the wrong way, dude.

[Jimmy]

The body cam blocks them. The taser blocks them. You know, Jordan Innis and I do the shows. Last show was last night, but we both agreed. I touched my magazines. That sounds crazy, right? I touched my magazine. I pulled all the. All. All shift. I reached down, There it is. Boom. If I have to reload, there it is. I, you know, I was very living danger.

[Tyler]

You gotta get a Stig.

[Jimmy]

I had a Sig, but I would half draw it a lot during my shift. I pull it out a little bit, put it back in mags. I always was ready. I knew where my gear was. I knew how to manipulate my gear. You see cops, they get to the range, same thing. They go to reload the first time, and it's a 27 second reload. You're like, damn, your ass is out protecting people and you can't reload. Your gun.

[Tyler]

You can't reload your gun.

[Jimmy]

You don't even know how. I would go to guys, they couldn't draw their gun because their radio was in the way. And they had never gone in their gun.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Their gun would be here, and they would put the radio here, and they don't.

[Mike]

It looks cool.

[Jimmy]

My radio's here. I got all my cool. And they would go to pull their gun out, and their guns getting stuck on the radio. I'm like, good thing this wasn't at, like, a shooting or, like, a scene where somebody's pulling a gun on you, because you would not have gotten it out. We had to, like, move the gear around. My agency. That agency I work. Worked for is a disaster. I'm sorry. It is a disaster. Everybody's walking around like a soup sandwich. There's no accountability. Starts at the top. And that camera just. All right.

[Tyler]

What camera?

[Jimmy]

It was Mike's camera.

[Tyler]

All right, I'll fix it, but keep going. Put it on all of us.

[Jimmy]

But that's where I go. Like, it's cool to have all the cool toys and let everybody carry 800 different guns and all that stuff, but it's also not cool to not know how to manipulate your gear.

[Mike]

I'm gonna be honest with you. There's only. I love Sig, but I'm. But I'm a Glock 19. Guy.

[Tyler]

Guy.

[Mike]

Like, if every agency was like, Glock 19, that's the way to go.

[Jimmy]

It goes bang.

[Mike]

It works. And that's what it's supposed to do. Right? It's tactical Tupperware. It goes bang. It's always going to go bang.

[Jimmy]

No, I mean. But when you don't draw, like. And I hate. I hate talking about my wife. But every day.

[Mike]

Should never. Hate.

[Jimmy]

Drops, unloads her gun the right way. And she stands in a safe place face. And she draws that gun like, 40 times before she walks out the door every day. Taser. Nobody tests their Taser. My wife tests her phaser every day. She gets her gun out. Makes it safe.

[Mike]

Oh, so she.

[Jimmy]

She's acting like a professional every day. Every day, Jojo.

[Mike]

I'm with it.

[Jimmy]

Like, not even just shift.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Even overtime details to go sit in the car for three hours every time the uniform goes. Goes on.

[Lewis]

And that's kind of mind blowing. That.

[Tyler]

That's every. She's a piece of.

[Jimmy]

She's made fun of.

[Lewis]

That's the mentality that's crazy.

[Mike]

Like. Like, oh, you're Moto, dude. You're moto.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Like the motarded But I mean, when you're going in the feet, I mean, you don't know what the gonna happen. Different from Mo.

[Jimmy]

You're a. You have a brain. You're a Marine, dude. You understand that any day could be your day.

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude.

[Jimmy]

These kids that went to school and didn't do. Never got punched in the mouth. They don that.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You know what they do do? They're really good at social media.

[Mike]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you this right now.

[Lewis]

That's what it's all about.

[Mike]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you this right now. When those. When they get into a gunfight, they're gonna be really happy JoJo's around. They're gonna be like, well, if she's.

[Jimmy]

Not there, they're gonna be really not around anymore. They're not gonna be around anymore. But. Yeah. And then the vest. The other thing is the vest and they were just. They're actually. Oh, gay. There was a Broward county deputy shot this morning running. I'm not saying don't wear in the vest. And he lived. And that's notorious. As much as I hate Broward County Sheriff's Office, Sheriff Greg Tony, they're actually pretty good about wearing their vests. The surrounding agencies are not. He took around in the vest today. And there's a lot of. You can. I can take you to any website in Miami, all their pds. They're going to be standing around in public with no Miami Beach. No vests. No.

[Tyler]

No. I've worked for two agencies in central Florida. I've never seen that.

[Jimmy]

Wait, no vests?

[Mike]

Didn't. Didn't. Didn't Ocala win the last roundup?

[Tyler]

No, it was somebody out of Texas.

[Jimmy]

Love it. Maybe Texas.

[Mike]

I thought they won.

[Jimmy]

Orland. No. Orlando. No. No Orlando. Wicking. Didn't they. Or they finished second. But it's. It just blows. It just blows my mind. I love my. I'm glad you've reacted that way because. Marggling to you, right?

[Lewis]

Absolutely.

[Mike]

As a professional warrior. Right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Like I can tell you there's cops driving around right now that have not pulled that gun out of their holster since Les Qual.

[Mike]

Dude, there was crazy.

[Lewis]

I mean, even working in where. Where I work, I always have. You know, I have something on me. I do that.

[Jimmy]

I do too. I carry myself off duty and I'm like, am I?

[Mike]

Dude, I, I. I mean, like, I'm carrying concealed. And I will draw.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Yeah, man. I mean it.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Lewis]

Dude, walk away.

[Jimmy]

Bro, you'll get to the range and their optic is not dead, it's dead. You know how long it takes your optic to go dead? Their rifle optic, that's not even the worst part.

[Mike]

It took their rifle, it took their optic that much time. Because first of all, like, you can kind of tell like that.

[Tyler]

Oh, I'll give you one even better. There's when everybody. When all roll patrol got red dots, right? So it sits like this. Some guys took their hoods off because I don't really know why I took mine off. Take the hood off. Well, it's. The site is up like upside down like this on the gun. It collects dust, it collects food. And there, there were guys that they couldn't even see through that. They have not pulled their gun out that long. Where they're food crusties and dust weapons. You didn't even have to know.

[Mike]

I mean, like, like. So what are you doing? You're taking your gun belt off.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna throw the big curveball at you. You know, you're going to the range like two weeks before with and you still pulled up with a dead optic. Dude, you didn't even look at it before. You were like, I'm just going to the range. And you get up there and we're like, bro, your shit's dead. You got scheduled for training three weeks ago. You think you might have checked the battery in the last three weeks? Same story.

[Mike]

Wait, wait, but these are. These are the same guys that will watch every podcast from a tier one operator. I'm not wrong.

[Tyler]

No, you're not wrong.

[Mike]

But you won't do force. You won't do the basics that got.

[Jimmy]

The coolest knife and the coolest gloves and the coolest.

[Tyler]

Why don't we start with batteries first and we'll move on to that.

[Mike]

I mean, how about like just iron sights?

[Tyler]

Because you know what never goes dead, you're typically. You do have to have some kind of backup. Iron sight.

[Jimmy]

No. Yeah, you always have iron back of ironside. But you ever seen a copside?

[Lewis]

I mean, you think there'd be some pride, right? Like, I'm going to the range. I want to be a rock star. No, like, I mean in the Marine Corps, it don't matter who the swire. When you're on the range, everybody's like, dude, I'm shooting. I'm shooting high score this time.

[Tyler]

You know?

[Jimmy]

I mean, embarrassing, dude. No, it's embarrassing for me. When I would do. My wife shoots me to the chi outshoot. And I'm like, I'm training my dick off and my wife just annihilates me in front of everybody. I'm just like, I want to go shoot myself. Like, it doesn't get what by this chick, but. And then when I went, you know, swat, I was always like, and I will. I'll give it to the guys on our team. Most of the guys on our team were very good shooters. They took it very serious. But then you get. Patrol comes out and I was a fire instructor for a little while and you just see like, I'm talking, I'm talking. I watched. I watched a chick get out on a drill one time. The loudest thing on a gun, rage, is when you're shooting at steel and there's no ding at the other. The other end.

[Mike]

Yeah, no, there's. There's one worse. When they go to come out and the mag hits the ground.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's a bad one too.

[Tyler]

That's a bad one.

[Jimmy]

I watched the chick come out from seven yards, bro. Two mags.

[Mike]

What are you giving him pedicures out there?

[Lewis]

Not a seven rounds.

[Jimmy]

That's like a seven yards from here to that wall. Seven yards on a chest plate.

[Lewis]

Not one fiction, man. When the Jerry Seinfeld guy misses, never hit it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lewis]

That's crazy. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

When he has the moment. Yeah.

[Mike]

When he.

[Jimmy]

But I'm like. And you're not. They're not even the least bit embarrassed.

[Lewis]

It's not divine intervention.

[Jimmy]

I'll get him next time.

[Tyler]

Oh, it's the most humiliating thing in the world, I would imagine to be like the guy out of 30 people. We got a 2 didn't qual. We gotta bring them back. While everybody goes under the hanger.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, all the time. Dude.

[Mike]

Dude, I. Dude, like, I can't imagine.

[Tyler]

Being an Unk with an un.

[Mike]

Un column. I'm looking at you.

[Lewis]

I'll be your translator. Yeah, Ank. It's just like an older.

[Tyler]

Older dude.

[Mike]

No, no, Unqualified.

[Lewis]

Oh, and unk. Oh, you're talking mil. I'm not thinking like.

[Mike]

I'm talking about you. About a Marine corp.

[Lewis]

Okay, so un. Damn. I don't even remember what that's just like.

[Mike]

You did. Yeah, yeah, I. When I. When I went PMI out of Paris Island. That's what they would call it when privates would not qualify. They were uned. They un.

[Lewis]

God.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yes. Unk. Yes, yes, yes. But again, you can unk the swim qual. Yeah. Damn. I haven't heard that phrase in a long time.

[Mike]

Hey, I'm here for you.

[Jimmy]

Dog, they're making fun the way you said.

[Mike]

You of me or him?

[Jimmy]

Tyler, there.

[Mike]

I'll do it with you.

[Tyler]

I am sophisticated amongst all you savages in the way. Valkyrie with another 20. You're the only comment I'll ever read.

[Jimmy]

And it's blank. He's just giving. He's making a rain.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Mike]

He's just like, what do we got to start stripping?

[Jimmy]

Camera's dead again.

[Mike]

God damn it, Lewis.

[Tyler]

It's overheating. No, it's not his fault it's overheating.

[Jimmy]

Just keep it off me.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's the third one. Okay, so those the two. Okay. It was probably unplugged. He's like, I ain't working with three cameras.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All right, let's finish up with the videos.

[Jimmy]

Lewis has got his Rubik's camera cube. The big.

[Mike]

I'm sorry.

[Tyler]

We got to do Jimmy's infantry creed. We got to do Jimmy's final, final GUI test.

[Mike]

All right, all right. What do you want? You want to do.

[Tyler]

Do we have any videos left?

[Mike]

We have shitload.

[Jimmy]

All right.

[Mike]

Videos.

[Jimmy]

This is his.

[Mike]

Stop it right there.

[Jimmy]

I'll translate for you in that language.

[Mike]

Yeah, I like Somalia. Somalia is great. America sucks. I'm gonna make sure. Somalia. Somalia.

[Jimmy]

Good. She said in there, somalia will never be dangerous.

[Tyler]

There's Hollywood movies saying otherwise.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, many.

[Mike]

All units. Irene. I say again, Irene.

[Jimmy]

Somalia will never be dangerous.

[Tyler]

Somalis.

[Jimmy]

Aren't they eating the cats up in Ohio?

[Mike]

Yeah, Minnesota. But is it Minneapolis?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

All right, next video.

[Jimmy]

Stand up.

[Mike]

Turn around for me. You're under arrest right now. You have a warrant. For what?

[Lewis]

Stand up and turn around or you can get taste.

[Jimmy]

It's got a Barbie shirt on.

[Tyler]

Barbie shirt.

[Mike]

Oh. Oh.

[Tyler]

What he do?

[Jimmy]

Got the night.

[Tyler]

Okay. You okay?

[Jimmy]

Roll on your stomach.

[Mike]

Who's the ass.

[Tyler]

Away from me?

[Jimmy]

You're dead.

[Tyler]

Don't. Don't, don't.

[Mike]

God damn it. Shoot him again.

[Tyler]

All right, let's discuss it. So he pulled out a knife.

[Jimmy]

Well, he attacked him first and tried to stab him with the knife.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he stabbed himself.

[Jimmy]

No, I don't. What.

[Tyler]

What initially injured him before the girl.

[Jimmy]

He got tased.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

He got tased.

[Tyler]

Okay. All right.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. All right.

[Tyler]

And then he took the first volley of shots and stood up like Michael Myers.

[Jimmy]

Well, he took the first verse down. No, that's right. He grabbed the knife after this.

[Tyler]

Lewis, don't. I need you more fixing camera switching than. Because when I talk and I'm not on camera.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I don't know that it's it's when it over. They're overheating for some reason. So we need to.

[Mike]

It might be the surface of the sun.

[Jimmy]

Maybe that broken lens caused it.

[Tyler]

Yeah, there could be that.

[Mike]

I'm going with the service of the sun.

[Jimmy]

Mike Lucas said he's trying to do you a favor, man. So, yeah, he gets tased and then he decides to pick. And then imagine he just got shot like a couple times and you decide to pick it up again. That's commitment.

[Mike]

First of all, he was dying.

[Tyler]

Hold on. Stop right there.

[Mike]

He got shot.

[Tyler]

How many times you stopped? A lot right there.

[Mike]

Okay. And he was still able to get Jared Reston shot.

[Jimmy]

Jared Reston was my shot. Place said the human body is unimpressed.

[Mike]

With bullet shot placement.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but dude, that's, I mean there's, there's, here's, here's.

[Mike]

If you hit somebody in a little toe here, here.

[Jimmy]

Though we're not trained that we're trained to put and actually we're trained to spread the shots out because it's unlikely in a high stress gunfight you're going to be able to place your shots and if you do keyhole them all in the wrong spot, you're not hitting anything. So we're actually. It's called combat accuracy, which is. I want to start right about here because this is one of the best. I'm going to touch you. This is one of the best places to shoot somebody. Yeah. Pelvic area.

[Mike]

Area.

[Jimmy]

But you start boom, boom, boom as you come up. So you're coming up and you're walking it up. Because now I put a lot of them all over. So in a gunfight you really don't need accuracy. When I say that you don't need to be keyhole and rounds, you actually want to spread them out. And pelvis is a great place to shoot somebody. One of the pellet girdle. Oh, absolutely. We trained at most was like shoot them in the.

[Mike]

That's, that's the failure drill.

[Jimmy]

Because what they can't do with a knife if you shoot them in the pelvis is come, come forward when they're feet.

[Mike]

But, but, but beyond that, I mean like if, if you suspect body armor. Remember they used to teach us, you know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Two to the chest, one of the head. Like go ahead and do that. So we, we trained Mozambique.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we actually started training Mozambique. We started training pelvis first.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

As you're coming up with your rifle, start shooting them.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Because one well placed shot in the pelvis is. It's all Over.

[Lewis]

They can't get up and there's a lot of blood.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, plus, if your pelvis is.

[Jimmy]

Shattered, you' and that's where it comes into like, you know, the taser can't be defeated. But there's, once the five seconds is up, somebody highly jacked on meth or something, pcp, something like that, they're going to continue. Yeah, but in that same person comes at you with a knife or whatever, and you should. They can't physically do it mentally. They can walk through bullets.

[Mike]

They could be on angel physically.

[Jimmy]

When you shatter their femur and shoot them in the. They can't. They, you can't.

[Mike]

Right.

[Jimmy]

They come after you like the walking dead.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But they can't really get at you anymore.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm, I've seen, I've seen people get hammered with 556. I mean, hammered.

[Lewis]

We're still moving.

[Jimmy]

Do you realize Port St. Lucy cop that got shot was, and he was lucky, was a 556 right through his face? Because it was 556. Because, you know, 9 millimeter will dance around once it hits things. The.556 went right through his face, dude.

[Mike]

5 I, I, I, I saw this happen, happen in a room. I watched a guy get shot 11 times with 5, 5, 6, 11 times. And the last round hit him right back here. And the only reason I know is because I saw his hair move as he was turning a corner. And that guy ran three blocks, sat on a swing set and then died.

[Lewis]

That's crazy. Adrenaline can tighten arteries too, right? Yeah, I mean, you're not gonna bleed out.

[Mike]

That's what shock is for. But in, in close quarters, 556 green tip, like, that's crazy. Blasting right through you.

[Jimmy]

Well, yeah, Yeah. I talked to a guy today. I don't see his name because I want to disclose it, but. So there was a. The Miami day cop got executed like a month and a half ago. Full bj. Oh, no, that one, it was down in Miami. It was the dumbest call. It was a guy had a suspended license. He killed a cop over suspended license and killed himself. Suspended license, the only charge, dude. But he, he managed to get the cop's gun away. Shoots him in the head, but it grazed. Shoots him again. And it goes in here. And that's what did it was the boom. But he lived for like another 45 seconds. He got up, he went to draw his gun, realized the cop. The guy taking his gun, he didn't know he has full mountain. The guy pulled his gun out of his holster. He ran, started to draw his gun. There's no gun. He gets behind cover. He did Warrior dude. Dude's a warrior. Got covered, did everything as he's dying and then died like 20 seconds later from bleeding out. But that, that's what I'm talking about a. Well like a trained guy. Like people don't even think about that scenario here. This guy is dying and in his dying 30 seconds, I mean he's drawing his gun, trying and getting to cover.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Instead of just laying there.

[Mike]

That, that is good.

[Jimmy]

Devin. That is Devin Hamarigo.

[Mike]

That is a guy who trained who thought about it, who went through it over and over and over again. If this is what happens, this is.

[Tyler]

What I'm going to do.

[Jimmy]

And another unfortunate part of that that was brought to my attention is Miami dad used to use the lvnr the rear naked and I can't, I can't. I can't breathe. No, you can.

[Tyler]

I can't.

[Jimmy]

Kansas City Police Department has 134000 applications of the LVNR and has never killed anybody.

[Tyler]

No, but most people can't.

[Jimmy]

George Floyd killed that. Miami Dade had it until George Floyd.

[Mike]

If you, if you are a blue belt you can sink.

[Jimmy]

They argued that in his scenario there was a point where he had the guy's back.

[Tyler]

Well George Floyd killed that and we're glad. Glad that Derek killed.

[Jimmy]

You are.

[Tyler]

But I got spicy this conversation.

[Jimmy]

There was a point in the fight where he had his back and he knew he couldn't use the rear naked and he lost control of him and then ended up ultimately dying. Oh so. And there's other videos that we pointed out where cops. There's a one where Dom actually praises a female cop. She's in a fight. Yeah, she's in a fight in the middle of the street. She actually gets the guys back. You can see her go to set the lvnr in and go goes. Actually lets go and goes. He ends up getting away and they end up shooting him.

[Mike]

So the guy if she had sunk that rear. Negative.

[Lewis]

It's the most.

[Jimmy]

It's the safest move in law enforcement. It's the safest technique.

[Mike]

Take a little nap.

[Jimmy]

It's the safest thing in law enforcement is the.

[Mike]

How many, how many times you get choked out?

[Lewis]

Very few. But I wrestled in high school so I was actually.

[Mike]

I mean like when I first started doing. How many I got my ass level two. So you went to level two. How many times you get choked out level too.

[Tyler]

I mean I Did a lot. It wasn't sanctioned. Like, they weren't, like, making me get choked out, but I got choked out a lot.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I mean, they have us sink the chokers when people do it wrong.

[Mike]

I, I, I got, I got choked out a lot.

[Tyler]

I think they did a drill where you had to be free. Somebody had to go lock it in, and then they stopped you. They stopped the drill when they saw that you were. If they thought you were going to fight it, they were just going to let it go.

[Mike]

Yeah, I mean, like, I've been choked out. Like, and, and we should do that.

[Tyler]

We should choke out each other.

[Jimmy]

I've been choked out.

[Tyler]

Have you ever.

[Jimmy]

Have you ever done that?

[Tyler]

If you're choked out, you wake up. Imagine doing that on camera if we voluntarily choked each other out. That sounds really weird, but I'm, I'm gonna be honest. But you'll wake up and you'll have no idea where you are.

[Mike]

Dude, it's like, here's the thing. I don't get hangovers. Most people don't know this.

[Jimmy]

My wife, he never stops.

[Mike]

I don't, I don't. Dude, you know what? You. Mike, you know, I've come in here sober as a goddamn judge and hate my life and been like, I'm gonna do what I gotta do for the team.

[Jimmy]

I said the same joke this morning when you said that, though. You told me that this morning. You don't get hangovers. And I said, she never stopped.

[Tyler]

Another good one.

[Mike]

It was good, but, like, seriously, like, I don't get them. I don't get hangovers.

[Jimmy]

I don't either. I don't either. I don't drink.

[Mike]

I drink like a. I could drink like a fish and I won't get a hang of, but. Would you let me finish, you goddamn Philistine? Dude, I get your hair. I get.

[Jimmy]

You get hot, man.

[Mike]

All right, all right, all right. Let me finish.

[Jimmy]

You go ahead.

[Mike]

I, I have never had a worse headache than after I got choked out, like, out in the. That's the worst.

[Jimmy]

I don't think I knocked out, too, and that sucks.

[Tyler]

I've never been knocked out.

[Lewis]

I've never been knocked out.

[Tyler]

I've been, I've seen stars.

[Mike]

Never been knocked out.

[Jimmy]

I got punched in the mouth one time, blindsided and knocked out cold at work. No. Play basketball.

[Tyler]

That'll happen in the ghetto.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

No.

[Jimmy]

I could dunk a basketball when I was, like, ninth grade. So I dunked on a kid in a pickup game. And I was talking big and, And I was walking Away. When I turned around, I got dung. Oh, dung, dude. Lights out.

[Mike]

That's rough, dude.

[Tyler]

Should have shot him.

[Jimmy]

I'd have a gun.

[Mike]

I was like.

[Jimmy]

It was like 17.

[Mike]

Are we doing more videos or we going to do these.

[Tyler]

Finish up these videos and we're gonna have you do the Infantryman's creed.

[Mike]

Oh, I'm gonna.

[Tyler]

You gotta turn your phone off. No. Yeah, that. When. Okay. Say when you do it. No cheating.

[Jimmy]

Go ahead.

[Tyler]

I'm never gonna break eye contact.

[Jimmy]

We gotta get Lois on.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we gotta.

[Jimmy]

Rubicon.

[Mike]

This is the Mexican. Marines. Just watch these bunkers.

[Jimmy]

That's way too long for me.

[Mike]

That's what I wanted you guys to see it for. Now watch this. Dude.

[Jimmy]

No gun.

[Mike]

Hostile act right there.

[Jimmy]

Holy.

[Tyler]

Is he pointing at car?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

He's pointing at the people.

[Mike]

He's pointing at the marines.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Bull.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

That'S insane, dude. Well, the video started with the gun already up.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So before. I don't know how you. Unless he morphed there and he came out of the ground or he climbed that wall and came in. Saw they did there.

[Mike]

Saw that.

[Jimmy]

Unless that happened and he appeared there with the gun. The second second. You can shoot somebody before they get the gun out. If you can articulate that. Because it's done in. In for science. Action versus reaction. It's done all the time. The 21 foot rule with the. With the knife.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You can be stabbed before you can draw a gun and get rounds within 21ft.

[Tyler]

Especially effective round.

[Jimmy]

And then the people argue. When the guy's got a gun to his head, you can't shoot him. All it takes is this. And he processes it and pulls the trigger. Trigger every single time before you can process it and get around back off. So you're essentially saying you have to be shot at first in order to shoot somebody, which is you don't.

[Tyler]

What would you say if you want. If you were in that situation, would you back off? So you didn't have to kill him.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Tyler]

But you didn't put. You would kill him.

[Mike]

Unfortunately, I. I would have shot that.

[Tyler]

You walk up, you're. You respond and a dude's got a gun to his head.

[Jimmy]

Like this location is going to play that. Yes, they're there. Yeah, he's dead. Said if he's in his house again, maybe house. And you walk in and he's like, I'm gonna kill him, I would probably. I'd back out. He's in his house alone. There's nobody else in the house.

[Tyler]

Okay. So, no. No house. You roll up. Guy with a gun, suspicious. You know, buddy's got a gun. You roll up. You're like, drop the gun. And he goes immediately like this.

[Jimmy]

He's gone like this. You can't wait for his poor decision because his decision to deter. Yeah, you can't. And then you have. Again, you have a backdrop. You have civilians, you have. Location is all going to play. If we're in the middle of the woods, I'm backing out. Like, again, we're depending. There's never an ultimate answer to every scenario. But in. If it's that one and he's in public, you are now saying, I'm gonna let this guy decide if he kills me or any of these thousands of innocent people before I take his life.

[Tyler]

Don't call Mike for help. He'll just kill you.

[Jimmy]

He made the decision that he decided to pull a gun out that day. Day. Now, there's always. He's sitting in a corner. He's by himself, tucked in a corner.

[Mike]

Just shoot him in the leg.

[Tyler]

Can you back up?

[Jimmy]

But there's just times when you go, sorry, man. Like, I'm. I apologize that you decided to do this today.

[Mike]

I'm. I'm not apologizing for that.

[Tyler]

You should go get a social worker to help.

[Mike]

Here's. Here's what. I'm going with this. I'm go. I. I was never a cop. Hustle act, hostel and tip.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

Hostile act.

[Jimmy]

That was hostile intent.

[Mike]

That was Latin hostile act.

[Lewis]

No, I know.

[Tyler]

I just wanted you to say it again.

[Jimmy]

And it's. That's. That's your military version of, like, you know, dude.

[Mike]

Okay. Hostile act. You pointed it at me.

[Jimmy]

It's done.

[Mike]

Done. You're out.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Hospital intent. You've got the weapon. You're oriented at me. I'm. It's over, bro.

[Jimmy]

It's over.

[Mike]

I'm smoking.

[Jimmy]

Lights out.

[Lewis]

Yeah. If you're presenting arms anywhere in my direction.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Like, you guys are a bunch of savage kill.

[Jimmy]

Only scenario for me that doesn't happen is.

[Mike]

I almost joined the Navy seal.

[Tyler]

Cry for help. No, no, don't worry, everyone.

[Jimmy]

You can ask for help without the gun. Like, ask for help. Put the gun down. But if you. I can't risk my life or the.

[Tyler]

The guy's gonna go scratch his head. Mike's gonna be.

[Jimmy]

He's got a gun in his hand. He's dead. He's dead, dude.

[Mike]

It's over as soon as you point. Here's. This is where I was going with this. And this is what I wanted to hear as soon as you went from here to here.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the second lights out, saw his arm start to twitch, that he was coming up. He's dead.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'm.

[Tyler]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm clearing leather man.

[Jimmy]

Dead. He's dead. No, your gun is out and it's on him. And a second I'm optic is on him, and I'm already talking. Slight pressure to the rears.

[Mike]

Nice and natural respiratory pause.

[Jimmy]

Boom.

[Mike]

Boom.

[Jimmy]

It's over. Like it's already going through my head like that guy is going to die.

[Mike]

So I got the slack out of.

[Jimmy]

The scenario in the field where I didn't have to do it, but I was prepared. Like, if this guy makes one, it's. It's. Sorry. Like I didn't do it. Didn't do it, man. I didn't ask to get up, get dressed and come because you decided to pull a gun out.

[Tyler]

Is there one more video?

[Mike]

There's tons more.

[Tyler]

No, there's. There was only four. We've watched at least two.

[Mike]

There's eight.

[Tyler]

I know, but there was only four. Since Lewis said there was four left.

[Jimmy]

His master left two more. Go ahead, Lois.

[Mike]

This is Vegas shooter.

[Jimmy]

My camera.

[Mike]

My camera's on, too. Turn them off.

[Jimmy]

Turn them off.

[Tyler]

Why they turn the cameras off?

[Unknown]

So apparently everyone except the K9 officer leaves their body cameras off and the LVPD had to be released that in full. Let's see why.

[Mike]

Broken window.

[Unknown]

Metro5's helicopter was also unable to find the broken window on their first sweep. I've sat through the footage myself, and weirdly enough, I can't find it either. It does magically appear on helicopter cam after 1156 and instantly blatantly visible by morning. But those moments in between not seeing it and seeing it are censored out of Metro helicopters footage from that night. Although I do love how body cam footage does pick up Officers Raing Paddock's mini bar on a hot crime scene.

[Mike]

Want the Pringles?

[Tyler]

You're on. The most notorious shooting in American history. One suspect down at Trop.

[Unknown]

It sounds like the two officers looking for the broken window they can't happen to find are Brett Brosnah and Corey Mickelson, who aren't even listed in the final report as being there. Which makes me feel real good about Metro's record keeping skills. But at least now we know how hard drives can walk off a crime scene. And evidence as important as the door locks get tampered with, now's probably a good time to mention that many LVPD Officers working that night were forced to sign non disclosure agreements barring them from ever talking about what happened. Obviously someone had locked the door.

[Mike]

That's why I wanted to wanted you guys to watch.

[Tyler]

Okay. I. I'm all about conspiracies and I'm all about how Vegas shooting was not what it was depicted. But there is no way you're making a bunch of cops sign a. I still have faith that cops are gonna go. I ain't signing this A non disclosure agreement.

[Jimmy]

Cops are no won't even stand up to their admin about can you put us up. No way every cop is going to sign that because why I need my pension, man. I gotta retire. I'm not gonna stand up to the man. I'm gonna sign this document.

[Mike]

Of course they're gonna.

[Tyler]

How can you make a government worker sign a non disclosure? They didn't even agree to anything.

[Jimmy]

You can make these dudes dance the tango naked in the middle of the street for their pension.

[Tyler]

In their job, a non disclosure agreement usually is parties and involved in something together and they sign it like they can do whatever the like a non disclosure. Like you can come in here and party with us Matt, but you gotta sign an NDA saying you will never talk about it. You're ch. Go in there.

[Lewis]

I've seen so many of those.

[Tyler]

Yeah. This cop these cops responded to. They weren't asked to come, they didn't ask to go. You can't make them self proclaimed heroes.

[Jimmy]

Pension and a patron.

[Tyler]

You believe this?

[Jimmy]

100%. I don't know that it happened, but I know a cop on earth was sign that get fired.

[Mike]

Here's what we can say for sure.

[Tyler]

Who would make him sign it?

[Jimmy]

The chief or the whoever.

[Tyler]

Who would make the chief do that?

[Jimmy]

The Chief.

[Tyler]

Who would make the chief do that?

[Jimmy]

CIA day.

[Mike]

Here's what we know for sure.

[Tyler]

That's how you get me every time you can.

[Mike]

You can be absolutely assured that when they were like no body camps, no body cams. That's real. That's.

[Tyler]

Oh yeah, that's real. I mean I'm watching it. Unless it's AI.

[Jimmy]

No, no no no.

[Mike]

What I'm saying is like like you. You can just tell by the. The voice, complexion, the body language.

[Tyler]

It is. It is 1024 on me. No, no, no. It is on me. I want to review this this on a broadcast.

[Mike]

Yes, can you come?

[Jimmy]

Yes sir.

[Mike]

Sergeant.

[Tyler]

Can you come ready to talk all about it could just be this part of. We don't have to like do a deep dive in. In The Vegas shooting, but this part in particular, I want to know more about this whole. Shut your body cams off.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, I can do that, brother.

[Tyler]

Because I know I've been there in SWAT environments, but, like, shut them off. Or even tactical environments after the fact. Everybody down. We're done. We're done with this. All right, everybody turn the cameras off. We're gonna talk about what just happened.

[Mike]

Before we got to do the aar where we don't lie.

[Lewis]

Isn't that the whole point of the body?

[Jimmy]

You get written up for turning your body camera off. I know a poor chick that works at my agency that's actually a decent human, and she got railroaded for turning her body camera off.

[Mike]

Wait, but don't. But don't you turn them off for your ars.

[Jimmy]

Don't forget. Jimmy, you're a lot. That was. I was going to interrupt, but I tell myself. I was going to say they can. You're allowed to lie in your reports. Any. We all do that.

[Mike]

We lie. I mean, it happens.

[Tyler]

I always hit that last video. And then we got some fun shenanigans to go through, and then we'll.

[Mike]

We'll bounce.

[Tyler]

On it tonight. Yeah, he's on it tonight.

[Jimmy]

Reference the unfortunate accident that occurred. Reference the unfortunate accident that occurred.

[Mike]

Heard.

[Jimmy]

With National Guardsmen being killed.

[Mike]

You think that was an unfortunate accident? I mean, it was a terrorist.

[Jimmy]

Wait, look, I'll get it straight. Then you can.

[Tyler]

You shot our National Guardsman in the head.

[Jimmy]

Look, Chairman, will you direct.

[Tyler]

Listen, Linda, listen. Ask my question Acts.

[Jimmy]

It was an unfortunate situation. I got nothing else.

[Tyler]

I mean, whose video is that?

[Mike]

That's C.C.

[Tyler]

No, but who. Who? Yours.

[Jimmy]

No, who.

[Mike]

Who. That was mine. I. I pulled up from CC and was like, hey, bro, I wanna. I want to use this. The unfortunate accident that happened in D.C. where.

[Tyler]

I thought we were ripping into this guy's inability to speak English.

[Mike]

No, the unfortunate accident that happened at D.C. where two National Guards members were shot.

[Tyler]

And he was like, hold on, let me rework. Like, let me.

[Jimmy]

But he never did.

[Mike]

Yeah, Ax, I'mma ask you.

[Tyler]

All right, Jimmy. Yeah. If you guys don't know this, this. The Infantryman's creed is something that every infantryman has to learn by the end of his osut.

[Mike]

Right? Yeah. I mean, we say it every day.

[Tyler]

It's a long creed. It's one of the longer creeds.

[Mike]

Longer than the Ranger creed?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it doesn't have a R A, N, G, E, R in it, but.

[Tyler]

Can you do it like the affirmative?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Tell me when you're ready?

[Tyler]

I'm ready.

[Jimmy]

Okay, hold on. Let me pull it up.

[Mike]

Take the headphones it up. I want you to make sure you get it right, so. Because when I crush you, I. You can shut the up about being airborne.

[Tyler]

Are you gonna pull it up to check them for validity?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that. Oh, dude, I got the cologne Creed stuff, too. I can't spell. That's why.

[Mike]

All right, hang on. I'm gonna finish this drink. So I'm gonna finish this drink, and then I'm gonna say it right.

[Tyler]

You got it?

[Jimmy]

En. What is infantry?

[Mike]

Hey, There was an 11 Charlie.

[Tyler]

You ready?

[Jimmy]

Hold on. God damn it.

[Mike]

Dude, you want me to send it to you?

[Jimmy]

No, I gotta turn my phone. I don't keep my phone with that stupid feature. All right, go ahead.

[Mike]

Are you ready? Yep.

[Tyler]

Go.

[Mike]

I am the infantry. I am my country's strength and war, her deterrent.

[Tyler]

In peace.

[Mike]

I am the heart of the fight, wherever, whenever. I carry America's faith and honor against her enemies. I am the queen of battle. I am what my country expects me to be. The best trained soldier in the world in the race for victory. I'm swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I betray my country's trust. Always I fight on through the foe to the objective. To triumph. Overall, if necessary. I'll fight to my death. By my steadfast courage. I've won over 200 years of freedom. I yield. Knock to weakness, hunger to cowardice, fatigue, superior odds. For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duties. I am relentless. I am always there. Now, forever. I am the infantry. Follow me.

[Jimmy]

How. How technical are we gonna get?

[Mike]

I mean, do you want me to. Did I miss a comma?

[Tyler]

Oh, here. I mean, 98.5 is still pretty good.

[Jimmy]

My sacred duty.

[Mike]

Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Tyler]

Do these.

[Mike]

No, no, no. Because depending on.

[Jimmy]

On.

[Mike]

Dude, depending on what battalion and company you're in, they will make you memorize it a different way. I went to Fox254, Fox Technical.

[Jimmy]

That was spot on. I didn't even remember the thing again.

[Mike]

So some. Some. Some versions of the Infantryman's Creed say I have won 200 years of freedom. Others will say, I have one over 200 years of freedom in Fox254.

[Tyler]

We need to get that right. Not you. We need it. We need.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no.

[Mike]

We.

[Tyler]

We need.

[Mike]

We need the. The amateur museum to go ahead and pull that one out.

[Tyler]

All right. You did. You did good on that. Now let's do the Alphabet backwards.

[Mike]

Z, Y, X.

[Tyler]

Sir, take me out.

[Mike]

I mean, that's hard, dude.

[Tyler]

What's a, what's a, what's a non moving physicality?

[Mike]

I, I'll walk.

[Tyler]

All right, hold on, hold on. Let me, let me, let me put the big hand. Cameron.

[Jimmy]

All right. Mike, will you give him one?

[Mike]

Yeah. Dude, dude, dude, come on, man, bring it.

[Jimmy]

I've done like three DUIs in 23 years and most everybody else got driven home, so I'm not the DUI guy. I mean, I know him, but he passed in my book already. He's already good. Jimmy, get in the car. We're going to take you home. We'll get your car tomorrow.

[Mike]

All right?

[Jimmy]

Just do the finger nose. You gotta stand. Where's the camera?

[Tyler]

Good.

[Jimmy]

Stand so the camp. No, you gotta stand right. Come back right there so they can see you swaying. Keep going. I will do the one legged stand. Face a little bit more to the left. To your left. All right, you gotta, when, when you're ready to begin to exercise with ever foot you feel comfortable with, you're going to raise your heel, heel off the ground about 6 inches, point your toe, you look down it and you're going to count 1, 1,000, 2 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4 1,000, until I tell you stop. 6 inch.

[Mike]

I'm standing towards 1 1,000.

[Jimmy]

1 1,000, 3, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000.

[Mike]

6, 1,000, 7, 1,000, 8, 1,000, 9, 1,000, 10, 1,000, 11, 1,000, 12, 1,000, 13, 1,000, 14.

[Jimmy]

All right, you're good. All right, for the next exercise, what I need you to do is turn away from me slowly place your hands behind your back. Back. We're going to call your wife. That's actually, that's actually what we do to keep them from saying they're going to jail. We tell them that's the last exercise and then tell them to face away, put your hands behind your back, like grab cuff and say okay, who you want your wife to come hit the car or we towing it?

[Mike]

I mean I, I definitely am not okay.

[Jimmy]

No, but I'm, I'm pretty impressed. That wasn't once you got going.

[Tyler]

Once you got going have been.

[Jimmy]

No, he's done. The first beginning was done.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

One thing, it's one. He said one 1003 times.

[Jimmy]

A real DUI cop is going to bang him on all that and say he failed and then they're going to the next one. It not just that one alone, that one Was moderate buzzed.

[Mike]

I mean, I'm. I'm gonna tell you right now, humans.

[Jimmy]

Would be in the hospital at this point with what you've drank tonight.

[Mike]

So I am not okay to drive, and I'm not planning to drive. I'm. I'm not gonna to drive right now. Like, I know I'm not good.

[Jimmy]

No, you're definitely not good.

[Mike]

I. I'm telling you that right straight up. Like, I would not be getting the vehicle right now. Oh, it's Rubik Cube time.

[Jimmy]

Big Rubik. This isn't a normal. Oh, Extra, extra train special. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Mike is now the producer. My legs are hidden. Lewis is on the.

[Mike]

Actually sweating right here.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'm very sweaty. Oh, you're sweating.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Nervous. No, it's not that. Throughout the show. Felt like the AC was not going well.

[Tyler]

You're wearing a jacket.

[Jimmy]

He's got a seat. We were. Yeah, I'm not sweating.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but he's not complaining. Being hot.

[Jimmy]

I'm actually trying to. I'm trying to raise my. My body temperature to lose weight because I'm fat. Lewis. All right, so, Lewis, what is your record on the. This. This is the. What do we call. What is the name of this Rubik's Cube?

[Lewis]

This is a 4x4.

[Jimmy]

4X4. So there's extra squares, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

One more layer.

[Jimmy]

One more layer. What is your record on this one?

[Lewis]

This one is 31 seconds on my phone.

[Jimmy]

All right, so somebody mix that thing up. I got the clock. That's the calculator, ain't it? Oh, that's my secret folder. Can't look at that one. I'm just joking till I see folder.

[Mike]

All right.

[Jimmy]

Like, sequels, mics. All right.

[Tyler]

Am I all right? I'm doing this time.

[Jimmy]

I got it.

[Tyler]

You got the time?

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Tyler]

Can you see?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I can't see you. No. Can you see him?

[Jimmy]

Alcoholics are disgusting.

[Tyler]

I can't see you, Mike. I don't know what you can see.

[Jimmy]

Three, two, one. Begin. Thank you so much for the 20 bucks, my man. You are killing it.

[Tyler]

Six Jedis. Nice.

[Mike]

Yes, sir, brother.

[Tyler]

Is that Jedi? Is that plural?

[Mike]

Yes, Jedi is plural. I mean, although Jedi is singular and plural.

[Jimmy]

Oh.

[Tyler]

Jettis.

[Mike]

Justin could tell us that for sure.

[Tyler]

Done. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Jimmy]

Done.

[Tyler]

All right, he's done.

[Jimmy]

We're not sending any records tonight.

[Tyler]

This is. Well, this is the Mega Cube.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but it's. Record's 31. He said.

[Tyler]

Oh, what were we at?

[Jimmy]

4,000, 540, dude.

[Mike]

Holy.

[Tyler]

Is that crazy?

[Jimmy]

That.

[Mike]

Let's be honest here. Like, none of us are doing.

[Jimmy]

No, that's the fact that you can do. It would take me YouTube and four months to solve that thing.

[Lewis]

To do it once, it would definitely be days, actually.

[Jimmy]

I would just pull all the stickers off and re.

[Tyler]

I don't even understand the mindset to do that. Like, what do you.

[Mike]

Dude, I mean, he's like.

[Jimmy]

In the house.

[Mike]

I like producer Mike. I'll be honest with you.

[Tyler]

Do you like producing?

[Mike]

I know I like producer Mike.

[Jimmy]

I like producing.

[Tyler]

He wants Mike off the ship because.

[Mike]

Mike, he makes me cry.

[Tyler]

All right, let's do it one more time.

[Mike]

Here, let me to mix it. You. You got to get autism to fight autism. I mean, if that's the case. Marine Corps.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we're all on the spectrum.

[Mike]

Rosser.

[Lewis]

Ra Ra era. Yeah. Damn it. I ain't said that in a long time, bro.

[Mike]

Hey, you. I spent so much time around you. Just, man, I'm like. So I got a couple of my buddies who were in, you know, snipers. They're like, we're gonna give you, like, a half eagle, globe, and anchor brand.

[Lewis]

Nice.

[Tyler]

Hell, yeah.

[Mike]

Because you're only like, half.

[Jimmy]

Are we doing it again?

[Mike]

Lewis? Fast, fast, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

One second.

[Mike]

There you go.

[Lewis]

One sec.

[Jimmy]

On. All right, whatever.

[Tyler]

So pump it up.

[Lewis]

Music.

[Jimmy]

All right, one second. Three, two, one, go.

[Tyler]

Hype it up. Did you figure out a B banner?

[Mike]

You missed one before.

[Jimmy]

You gotta go back and watch it.

[Mike]

New member Valkyrie who's been.

[Tyler]

Brother, brother.

[Mike]

Open invitation.

[Jimmy]

This sinister, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Makes you want to like to kill Zenos.

[Jimmy]

Saw in the concert. Dude, Le Bravo, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Lewis, you're off tonight. Yeah, I know. There you go. 40.

[Lewis]

Just finished it, though.

[Jimmy]

50.03.

[Mike]

Dude. I know Marines that can't do that.

[Tyler]

Is it 6 Jedi?

[Lewis]

Any Marines that can?

[Tyler]

Anyway, thanks again, man. Thank you for the super chat. The second super chat. Did Valkyrie joined?

[Lewis]

Good.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

I mean, I like, tell them.

[Jimmy]

Is it blurry? Are we blurry?

[Tyler]

Copille never has blurry video.

[Mike]

No, we're not blurried, brother.

[Tyler]

No, he's saying, like, producing.

[Mike]

No, we made it through the whole show without being. We didn't go Minecraft.

[Jimmy]

Oh, Ra. We did.

[Mike]

Ra. Sir. Ra Ra.

[Tyler]

Said, this is what Tyler was listening to when he tased Heather.

[Mike]

This is. This is what I was listening to with Lily in the trap house.

[Tyler]

Huh?

[Mike]

This is what I was listening to with Lily in the trap house.

[Jimmy]

All right, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Tyler]

Are you doing another banner? Mike. Mike's playing with stuff back there. Go take your throne back. He's gonna. Something.

[Mike]

Send it.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Jimmy]

What does it say, Mike? The only one wearing shorts.

[Tyler]

What the.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know. These guys are nuts. All right, that's it. Hold on. I gotta get ready to end it. We will be back. We got. Are you guys actually doing work tomorrow? Tyler, you got taking the week off again, man.

[Tyler]

The week off we talking about for your show.

[Jimmy]

You canceled last week because you're too.

[Tyler]

Oh, we'll be. No, we'll be back tomorrow.

[Jimmy]

All right, Open mic tomorrow at 3pm.

[Mike]

Send me a link. YouTube.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy wants to join. Send him a link. I'm not asking to join ever again. And then we. We will be back. We're going to be live this weekend. I'll jump on Patreon. So if you guys don't have Patreon, make sure you join. Tyler and I will be pumping some live stuff out this weekend. And then Monday morning we'll be back for the broadcast.

[Mike]

Everybody good?

[Jimmy]

We appreciate you guys. Appreciate the super chats. And Lewis, we got to work on that time. See you guys Monday. Welcome to the night. It.

[Mike]

Sa.