The Night Shift (12/18/2025) FOR THE BOYS

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – "The Night Shift (12/18/2025) FOR THE BOYS"

Podcast for Veterans and First Responders
Podcast Date: December 19, 2025
Key Cast: Jimmy (Host), Lewis, Tyler, Matt, Chris, Ben, and various guests

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Episode Overview

This spirited Thursday Night Shift episode brings together the regular crew plus guests, making for a lively, "full house" experience dedicated to military veterans, law enforcement, and first responders. Throughout, the hosts cover a range of topics relevant to their community—banter about military and law enforcement life, war stories, current events, community shoutouts, and a solid amount of good-hearted roasting, all punctuated by interactive chat support, super chats, and impromptu push-up contests. The conversational, brotherly tone creates an inviting space "for the boys," blending insight, nostalgia, and comedic relief.

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Highlights & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & Roll Call

• Immediate inside jokes about sponsorships and ad reads (Ghostbed, Elevated Silence) with rapid-fire interruptions and playful heckling.
• Exclamations about the group size:

  "We got a full house tonight...Went live on Patreon for about 15 minutes before the show." – Tyler [02:06]

• Quick technical snafus ("Pretend it’s a crayon"—mic setup jokes, [02:55]) and a shoutout to new community members.

2. Community, Career, and Send-Offs

• Warm acknowledgement of "Justin" from Donut Shop Podcast, who retired from law enforcement:

  "For anybody who's done 20 years of law enforcement, it's miserable...He was well respected." – Tyler [09:32] "I've never seen a dude do 20 years and be as youthful, happy and just happy golden retriever..." – Lewis [09:46]

• Discussion of how rare it is to finish a full law enforcement or military career:

  "Probably only 10 of guys that get in the career actually make it to a full 25 or 20 depending on work." – Guest [07:38]

• Recognition of mental and physical pressures, and how the new generation may not endure the same way.

3. Generational & Institutional Shifts

• Comparison of past and present military/law enforcement experiences, career attrition, and cultural changes.

• Commentary on social media's impact (TikTok, IPA-drinking "super democrat" media reps), and generational differences in toughness and expectations:

  "There's a softer generation obviously and less people are going to be able to tolerate the hell we went through." – Tyler [07:50]

• Lively debate about "the right way" to perform various duties, especially in SWAT/active shooter scenarios.

4. Military Life—Anecdotes & Brotherhood

• Chris (Army officer, 11A, West Pointer) gives insight into his military journey, current posting at Fort Drum (“Polar Bears”), and cold-weather training:

  "At Fort Drum, you train in the cold...once you're dropping below 15 degrees, like, you're putting your cold weather's on." – Chris [25:06] "So as a cadet, you get that stipend money...they take season ticket passes out of our pay each month..." – Chris [12:44]

• Shared awareness of unique struggles at bases like Fort Drum (cold, snow), including references to cross-border partying traditions in Kingston and Montreal.

• Long-standing banter about physical tests, push-up contests, and the challenge of staying fit as a cop or soldier.

5. Shoutouts & Super Chats – Community Energy

• Repeated recognition of chat support, including "Valkyrie" and "six Jedis," who donate and provide running jokes ("Can you say it, Mike?" – [17:32]).
• Playful testosterone-fueled competition for who can do more push-ups:

  "You think I could do 30?...I can't do 30, okay?" – Tyler [19:03]

• Super chats used to fund "third pizza," "garlic knots," or "beer and wings," emphasizing the camaraderie.

6. Sports, Pop Culture, and Nostalgia

• Banter about favorite football, baseball, and hockey teams (strong New York/New Jersey representation).

• Nostalgic references to hard-drinking, hard-living early military careers:

  "I would come home from work, I would change into my pts. I would shave, I would drink until I passed out. I would set my alarm, get up, get on Post..." – Jimmy [28:31]

• Conversation about NASCAR, Greg Biffle, and the risks of the sport:

  "How many people consider NASCAR drivers athletes?" – Lewis [30:40] "The amount of G-force...hitting their neck and back...trying to drive this car at what, 200 miles an hour?" – Chris [31:17]

7. Societal Issues: Immigration & Policing

• Debated recent statements from the Minnesota Police Chief on not cooperating with ICE:

  "Our mission is to keep everyone in this town safe, and we cannot accomplish that if a huge segment of this community is too scared..." [40:14]

  • Both sides discussed: fear of political overreach vs. the slippery slope of ignoring federal law.
• Heated concerns regarding unchecked immigration, border control, and changes in law enforcement priorities:

  "You're allowing rules to be broken on a mass level...that's treason." – Tyler [41:17] "Where do we draw the line that it's okay to come in the country illegally and we're going to protect you from the federal government?" – Tyler [41:46] "If you're not supposed to be here, the crime you committed is preventable." – Matt [42:18]

• Brief discussion about racial and cultural self-segregation, voting patterns, and manipulation by political parties.

8. Race, Social Division, and Military as an Equalizer

• Reflection on growing up in military/multi-racial environments, where cohesion is built on common cause—not identity:

  "In the army and it doesn't matter...it's can you do your job or not?" – Jimmy [52:03]

• The dangers of division stoked by external forces/social media rather than lived experience; multiple mentions of the irrelevance of race at poker or in "the smoke pit."
• Commentary on fatherlessness, external validation, and the feminization of society’s expectations for boys:

  "I've seen the majority of the people I know grow up without father figures...So now you have females, their sons, you are the issue." – Matt [67:02]

• Heated but heartfelt exchanges about blaming "the other," the importance of personal accountability, and cultural resilience.

9. Tactical Follies—Debunking "Bullet Sponge" Tactics

• The group reacts strongly to online viral SWAT/police training videos that teach standing in doorways and "taking rounds for the team":

  "If you're standing in the funnel, you're accepting the fact that you're ready to get shot." – Tyler [105:01] "If you're training anything else where you're just standing up, up in the fatal funnel, you're asking to die." – Jimmy [110:07]

• Rough consensus: it’s bad training; you don’t stand in a lethal zone for your team—flash and go, use proper tactics, or fall back on known clear paths.

10. Comic Relief, Roasting and Camaraderie

• The playful roast train never stops—whether it’s about push-up form, questionable tattoos, or closet-drinking:

  "You mean the one for my dead friends?" – Jimmy, after Matt jokes his tattoo isn’t as good as Mike's [83:21] "My wife had a hysterectomy. If one of us gets somebody pregnant…we’re naming him Jesus." – Tyler [112:46]

• Everyone gets a turn—jokes about being "in the closet," "Becky," or "trap houses" run alongside more serious points.

• Live "trap house" country song teased as a work in progress:

  "Me and Dylan are working on a song...country song for me." – Matt [113:34]

  • With real-time musical sneak-peek aired.

• Physical contests–Tyler leads a 60 push-up set at age 49, with others (kind of) joining in and the chat rating their form.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Military Family:

  • "The saying is everybody trains for the cold, but at Fort Drum, you train in the cold." – Chris [25:05]

• On Endurance and Aging:

  • "I've never seen a dude do 20 years and be as youthful, happy and just happy golden retriever..." – Lewis [09:46]
  • "60, 49 years old." – Tyler, after knocking out push-ups [122:36]

• Perspective on Division:

  • "If you hold on to the things that emotionally hurt you...you're not going to have a good relationship...and that's the same thing we have to do as a country." – Jimmy [59:59]
  • "In an infantry platoon, you really get to hate the individual for who they are." – Lewis [52:05]

• On Training Tactics:

  • "If you're standing in the fatal funnel, you're accepting the fact you're ready to get shot....That was what he said." – Tyler [106:46]
  • "That's the dumbest tactic ever...If you're training anything else where you're just standing up in the fatal funnel, you're asking to die." – Jimmy [110:07]

• Roasting/Comic Relief:

  • "The only one commenting on that is your wife, who's never graded pushups." – Jimmy [123:42]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:06] – Full house, tech shenanigans, Patreon live mention
• [09:32] – Justin’s retirement send-off
• [19:03]–[21:36] – Push-up contest, SWAT/CrossFit/physical fitness debates
• [25:06]–[26:15] – Chris discusses Fort Drum, old school cold-weather training
• [40:14]–[44:26] – Policing and immigration debate (Minnesota police chief)
• [52:03–54:23] – Infantry as great equalizer, race and brotherhood at the "smoke pit"
• [59:59] – On past trauma and moving forward as a country and relationship
• [83:21] – Roasting over tattoos and military tragedy
• [104:00] – Breaking down (and debunking) "bullet sponge" CQB tactics
• [113:34–116:14] – Sneak-peek of the "trap house" country song—"Jimmy's in the trap house"
• [121:24–122:36] – Live push-up challenge segment

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Summary Tone and Language

The Antihero Broadcast's open, rough-edged, and candid tone is on full display here. The rapport is built on veteran and first responder lived experience: camaraderie, dry wit, gallows humor, mutual respect (and irritation), practical advice, brotherhood, and the shared goal of pushing back against toxic societal forces and supporting their own. This episode dives deep, jokes hard, and makes no apologies.

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Closing Thoughts

"The Night Shift (12/18/2025)" is a rowdy, resilient, and surprisingly insightful roundtable—a space where veterans and cops process their shared experiences, roast each other, and provide a "broadcast for the boys" that holds onto both humor and heart. Whether tackling the ethics of policing, the trauma of war, generational shifts, or just the best way to make pizza money, this episode stands as a microcosm of the front-line community at its realest.

Episode ends with classic vibes—friendly sign-off and a promise for the next Night Shift.

Transcript

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night shift.

[Lewis]

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[Tyler]

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[Lewis]

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[Tyler]

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[Lewis]

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[Matt]

Breathe in, breathe out.

[Jimmy]

Run out of breath like I do?

[Lewis]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Jimmy's usually passed out about halfway through that, but.

[Jimmy]

And not from alcohol either.

[Chris]

Good.

[Lewis]

Your mic's good.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Everybody else, we got a big. We got a full house tonight. Lewis, hit everybody. We got a full house. We went live on patreon for about 15 minutes before the show.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Everybody, a tour. Got the full house.

[Lewis]

Cc, I can't see you. I can just see.

[Matt]

I'm gonna open my mouth. I'm gonna smile.

[Tyler]

Lewis, you can take the Here, you can take the elevated silence ad down if you want. Lewis is already on.

[Matt]

The LE is trying to get 25%.

[Tyler]

Lewis is already off.

[Jimmy]

He's like, I don't even have a mic tonight.

[Lewis]

Efren. Efren joined as a member on YouTube. Thanks, bro.

[Matt]

GG's Efren, huh?

[Tyler]

GG, is it GG?

[Matt]

Zeph.

[Lewis]

Tyler.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Matt]

God damn.

[Tyler]

Tyler.

[Matt]

God damn it.

[Lewis]

It's WF up real hard.

[Matt]

Pretend it's a crayon.

[Ben]

So I just can't touch this.

[Matt]

Yeah, no, no.

[Jimmy]

He's gonna bend that thing like the man of steel. Jesus.

[Lewis]

Jesus. These marines bring the whole thing more this way.

[Tyler]

Maybe it's gonna fall again.

[Ben]

I'm an amateur guy.

[Matt]

So can the mic fall 6 million times.

[Lewis]

No, I think we're good. We're good. All right, everybody. How's that Mike sound?

[Tyler]

You guys are gonna talk. Check, check.

[Lewis]

You gotta bring it closer to your.

[Tyler]

Mouth, like you're trying to get promoted. All right, make.

[Lewis]

Make it dial on. We see you Thursday nights for the fam. Love, y'. All.

[Jimmy]

Absolutely.

[Lewis]

We got a little bit of competition.

[Matt]

Let's go, bro.

[Jimmy]

We got competition tonight. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Someone else is running a live show, too.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Really?

[Jimmy]

I thought we weren't. No, we weren't even.

[Tyler]

We didn't say it.

[Guest]

Who?

[Lewis]

Who?

[Matt]

Shame I'm not tier one.

[Tyler]

See?

[Matt]

Sh.

[Tyler]

Back to the comments, Lewis. So I got another super chat.

[Lewis]

We got another one.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we do. From Efren.

[Lewis]

Oh, Efren. Mike need to leave the Hammer at home for once.

[Tyler]

I wish, man. I really do.

[Matt]

If you didn't know Mike is packing.

[Tyler]

I wish.

[Lewis]

Mike really, really thinks he knows what three inches is, but he doesn't.

[Tyler]

That's a big three inches, man. That was huge. It was 3.1, by the way.

[Lewis]

But no.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

They would not make a box.

[Tyler]

3.1. All right, all right.

[Lewis]

That makes no sense. I know. How would it fit any shipping?

[Tyler]

Does that 3 inches have to do with shipping?

[Lewis]

3.1 inches. They have to customize the entire shipping industry. Box.

[Tyler]

I can't wait to leave tomorrow.

[Matt]

I mean, Mike would know. He works for Amazon now. He has that package on him.

[Tyler]

I can't wait to leave tomorrow.

[Lewis]

Chris, you're in the Army.

[Chris]

Yes, that's correct.

[Lewis]

And you're 11 Bravo.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Chris]

11 Alpha.

[Jimmy]

Didn't know that.

[Chris]

The fact that you thought I was 11 Bravo when you first met me?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What does that say?

[Tyler]

Well, exactly.

[Matt]

Fair point.

[Lewis]

I did not know that.

[Matt]

Yeah, he corrected you quick, though. Actually, I went to college.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. He went to Officer Hogwarts.

[Lewis]

What's that? What? Bmi.

[Jimmy]

West Point.

[Tyler]

West Point.

[Matt]

Do you have the ring on pointy?

[Tyler]

Do you have a.

[Chris]

No. So a pointy time at four. Campbell to the XO time. BCS1's a triple C. Now I'm at four drum.

[Lewis]

What are you doing at four drum right now?

[Matt]

I'm working at Battalion that's suffering in the snow.

[Tyler]

That's why you offered to pay for the pizza.

[Matt]

At West Point, Captain?

[Lewis]

Yeah, I thought he was.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my goodness. He's getting ready to take company command. Dude, we need to be in his company, man.

[Lewis]

And we got. We got cc. Of course, we're gonna have to mute his mic probably half the time.

[Matt]

It's gonna get spicy.

[Tyler]

Sal. Wants to know why you sit like Gavin Newsom.

[Jimmy]

Before we do that. What. What battalion are you in?

[Chris]

I'm in the polar bears. 43 1.

[Jimmy]

431 polar bears.

[Chris]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

431 and it makes sense.

[Tyler]

What is it?

[Matt]

It is cold.

[Tyler]

Poor Drum.

[Chris]

Fort Drum.

[Tyler]

Oh, dude. I went to aerosol school there. It's miserable. Yeah, it's a.

[Chris]

It was snow.

[Matt]

You probably went to aerosol in the 40s.

[Tyler]

You probably weren't born yet.

[Matt]

Probably not. How old are you?

[Chris]

27.

[Tyler]

Oh no, you were not.

[Jimmy]

I remember when I was 29.

[Chris]

Well, I mean.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean not all of us were at Valley Forge.

[Chris]

Did you go to aerosol school with batten or.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we had. There was. There were bikes. They were pedaling the bike. Squirrel like the. The Wicked witch in. And I was on the bottom of the rope.

[Lewis]

Yeah. We have. So our buddy Justin from Donut Shop podcast.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

He retired w. Donuts retired his last day on the road and they did a really good 107 video.

[Tyler]

They did what?

[Lewis]

So if you retire, what they'll do is sometimes they'll do a big radio broadcast on the radio. You know. You know, so and so's 107 for the rest of his life. Enjoy their five remaining years alive before. Before you die of some kind of.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Condition Send off. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You know how big of a feat that is to do a full career?

[Guest]

No, no, I'm serious.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's a lot.

[Tyler]

My send off was a steroid test. It was really cool.

[Jimmy]

What are they gonna Jojo send off? Gonna be like I don't know if.

[Tyler]

She'S gonna make it.

[Lewis]

Mine was an internal affairs investigation.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

They were like, oh, by the way, I was like, hey guys, I'm leaving. I'm so happy. I. I can't wait to work over time. So amazing. And they were like, oh, you're under investigation. I was like, oh, all right.

[Guest]

I would say probably only 10 of guys that get in the career actually make it to a full 25 or 20 dependent work. Sure.

[Tyler]

It's going. It's going to go down. It's going to go down. We talked about the morning.

[Guest]

That's.

[Matt]

That's a tick tock is going to kill that.

[Tyler]

It's going to go down because less people are going to. There's a softer generation obviously and less people are going to be able to tolerate the hell we went through. Like yeah, you're not gonna be able to handle it.

[Guest]

So you gotta eat a lot of to that.

[Jimmy]

Oh yeah.

[Guest]

And. And not just from the street. But the office.

[Tyler]

No, it's worse than the office.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Tyler]

The street is at least got good rules. We got a huge super chat, man.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie's back this year. Lights on W. Valkyrie. God, you're the man.

[Tyler]

Dude, we're gonna be able get that third pizza tonight.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Oh yeah, we're gonna get, baby.

[Tyler]

But anyway, we're gonna get back to Justin. We have a video of actual Justin's send off.

[Lewis]

Oh, it's amazing. Yeah, I'm really proud of him.

[Tyler]

Yep, yep.

[Matt]

His hair looks great too.

[Tyler]

He's watching.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's watching.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's in the comments.

[Tyler]

Let's go that shop. We want to thank you for your dedicated service to the community and for helping young children cross the street and getting cats out of trees and wearing your vest and being such an asset to the agency for the last 20 years. We cannot wait to see the future as you move forward and try to keep up with Tyler and Mike in the podcast game. We really will miss you. You are a brother in blue. The thin blue line is your complete identity and we love you so much. So please be safe and make sure you never forget us, brother.

[Jimmy]

Bravo 801.

[Tyler]

Everybody take care of each other, especially yourselves. Thank you for the great news.

[Lewis]

Stay safe.

[Tyler]

Bravo 800 1. Owner, family 3, 6, 3, 9, 10, 7. Wait a second, I just noticed something.

[Lewis]

What?

[Tyler]

You had to. He had to read all that little bit. He just said read. You couldn't remember that?

[Matt]

That was his speech.

[Tyler]

That was it.

[Jimmy]

That was.

[Tyler]

I just realized he's looking at his phone.

[Matt]

I gotta get this right.

[Tyler]

No, but Justin, really, congratulations. That's for anybody who's done 20 years of law enforcement, it's miserable. Justin had a decent, very good agency and he was well respected.

[Jimmy]

What agency was he at?

[Tyler]

Justin, what agency?

[Lewis]

I know, it's sunrise.

[Tyler]

Yes, yes.

[Lewis]

So, yeah. And dude. I've never seen a dude do 20 years and be as youthful, happy and just happy golden retriever and still have.

[Matt]

A little bit of black hair still left.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he's a. He's a guy that you want around because he doesn't let 20 years make him like.

[Tyler]

I've never seen him upset. No.

[Lewis]

Every trip we go on, he gets upset. He gets irritated with me sometimes.

[Jimmy]

Calling them to do.

[Tyler]

Oh, that's normal for business. Everybody gets hit with you. I thought about it again. With a normal person, as long as.

[Jimmy]

I'm sober, everybody's good.

[Chris]

Normal.

[Lewis]

Are you sober?

[Chris]

No.

[Lewis]

No.

[Matt]

It was an immediate no.

[Lewis]

No.

[Tyler]

Another 50 bucks from damn Valkyrie, dude.

[Matt]

W. Valkyrie.

[Jimmy]

You're keeping us alive.

[Lewis]

Yeah, dude, we can get garlic knots now.

[Matt]

Maybe even wings.

[Lewis]

Yeah, add some wings.

[Matt]

Hello, wings.

[Lewis]

Oh, Steph, man. 99cc. Proud of you, big bro.

[Matt]

There you go. Got the homies in the chat.

[Tyler]

He's proud of you for making that three hour drive, man. Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

It was for traffic, but close enough.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Justin said he didn't want to stutter. That's why he didn't have the.

[Tyler]

You lisp and stutter when you read your ads.

[Lewis]

I don't stutter. Oh, I can't read.

[Matt]

Tyler read Cat in the Hat.

[Tyler]

Go. That talks. This morning, I had to read it all the way across the room. I read a thing, and it was tough. And he's obvious.

[Jimmy]

You can't. Yeah, yeah, but you guys are struggling to see stuff close up. Yeah, like that's becoming a problem.

[Lewis]

My age, I got one job for night shift. How many videos did you send?

[Tyler]

We got four.

[Jimmy]

Did you get live with. Did you get, did you get the, the dude with the cowboy hat on? The, the one that I was like, your Dale status is revoked.

[Tyler]

Oh, I can send it.

[Jimmy]

I've got it too.

[Tyler]

I'm, I'm. You know, we're gonna talk a lot. Yeah, I learned conservative chocolate's nationality. I didn't realize. So we got to talk about that.

[Matt]

You're gonna nuke my whole followers.

[Tyler]

I won't say it then. He's Muslim.

[Lewis]

All I see is a pair of glasses. That's cool. Smiling right now.

[Matt]

No, I'm smiling. You can see the Chiclets in the air.

[Tyler]

What's the thing called? Ventriloquist. He's over there. I figure we're gonna talk a lot.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, we're gonna talk.

[Lewis]

Everybody's quiet, right?

[Matt]

We got a lot to talk about.

[Tyler]

We got more people sending money. Dude, we're gonna be rich.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Matt]

W. Coat on the juice box. Emojis.

[Lewis]

He paid for the beers. Valkyrie paid for the pizza. I, I. It's a win for the night.

[Tyler]

I got Gatorade.

[Jimmy]

Bring the. I didn't even bring the deal.

[Matt]

The Gatorade is spiked.

[Lewis]

Six guys. Are you a. Is he, you think he's a Star wars fan?

[Jimmy]

Maybe. Yeah, I, I know, I know.

[Lewis]

Maybe his last name is Jettis.

[Tyler]

No, it's.

[Jimmy]

It's six Jedis. I don't care if it's jettison or not. If you came, you're Jedis now, Officers. Yeah, I mean, we got. I mean, dude, I'm the officer of the Sith.

[Tyler]

I mean, dude, did you go to the football Games and sway and all that during the number.

[Chris]

Yeah, well, yeah, here's the crazy thing too, is that. So as a cadet, you get that stipend money where you pay for your books, you pay for your uniforms, all that kind of stuff. They take season ticket passes out of our pay each month. I grew up in a football family, so not a big college guy, but big Giants fan my entire life, so I love doing football games.

[Jimmy]

He's your man. That this is. This is your brother.

[Tyler]

Where were you born?

[Chris]

I was born in Jersey.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Chris]

So, yeah, I was born.

[Tyler]

I was born in Suffolk County. I'm a Giants fan.

[Chris]

Me too.

[Tyler]

Miserable. We have the quarterback. Really bad.

[Chris]

We have a running back. Maybe Watch the secret.

[Jimmy]

Christ.

[Tyler]

Well, he's right. I'm backwards. You're Giants and. No, you're supposed to be Giants and Yankees.

[Chris]

We're both.

[Matt]

You like the Jets?

[Ben]

I'm Yankees and I'm Met.

[Tyler]

I'm Mets and Giants.

[Chris]

No, but.

[Ben]

Yeah, I mean, yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah, but.

[Jimmy]

But I mean, like, happy.

[Chris]

That's like. That's fine. You gotta have one team. You're happy if you're like a. A Mets fan and a Jets fan.

[Matt]

And then you might as well just eat your gun.

[Ben]

I mean, I'm a Knicks fan too.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie just dropped another hundo.

[Matt]

Jeez. W. Valkyrie.

[Lewis]

You need to call in, bro.

[Matt]

Yeah, Calling Val.

[Tyler]

Rangers.

[Lewis]

Cool.

[Tyler]

Matt.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Yeah, of course, of course.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Hockey.

[Ben]

Of course.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

No, I. I've never heard of it. Not baseball.

[Tyler]

Hockey.

[Matt]

Never heard of.

[Tyler]

Your skin's a little darker.

[Matt]

My people don't know what happens.

[Tyler]

There's one on every team.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he commits.

[Tyler]

For everybody.

[Jimmy]

Most of them are from, like, Saskatchewan or something.

[Chris]

They speak French.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they're.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Tyler]

John St. Pierre.

[Lewis]

They're not like, Hood. They're not like Jersey I love.

[Jimmy]

They're not hanging out with Marshon Lynch. Let's just put it like that.

[Lewis]

Poor Matt.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean, yeah, man.

[Ben]

I haven't met anyone in that world that played hockey.

[Lewis]

Brady.

[Matt]

All right, all right.

[Jimmy]

Welcome, Brady. God damn.

[Tyler]

Damn.

[Matt]

I might be able to.

[Chris]

I'll be able to.

[Tyler]

My cruise here in a minute. Dude, we're making some money.

[Matt]

Yeah. Damn.

[Jimmy]

Bring us all. Dan.

[Lewis]

Justin, why aren't you a member of our YouTube?

[Tyler]

Just.

[Matt]

Damn.

[Tyler]

Justin. Thank you for your service to the community. Justin. That was only three takes too. That wasn't bad, right?

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. That only took you three takes. I love how you got it in the time frame.

[Tyler]

There's a slider button. I could see. I ripped the sound off the beginning of the video and I saw the little white mark where it was going to stop, But I kept up because I would stop too soon or I'd say something really stupid at the end. Took me three tries.

[Jimmy]

That's not bad.

[Matt]

No, it's better than 6 million trans.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So we were on CC. We were on the phone today. What do you say?

[Jimmy]

Nothing. Keep it moving.

[Matt]

All right.

[Lewis]

We were on the phone today with. It didn't work out, but we were fishing for a. What would you call that company, Matt? Like a Media Company?

[Ben]

Podcast. B2B Agency. Probably would be.

[Jimmy]

That's no business.

[Tyler]

What are we looking for, though? We're not looking for that. What are you.

[Guest]

What are.

[Tyler]

What are we trying.

[Lewis]

So I'll preface it.

[Chris]

We.

[Lewis]

We were on the phone with them and as soon as Matt was like, hey, I'm just gonna like, real quick introduce myself, I was like, cool. Matt represents us and he's amazing at what he does. And he jumped on real quick as soon as they did their little intro and gave like a 30 second spiel.

[Ben]

And it's like a elevator pitch.

[Lewis]

Yeah. They were like, no, we're not for you. That sounds bad. But he saved us an hour of time because he just laid it up front. This is what they need. They're already established. And they were like, oh, well, we only. We build podcasts.

[Tyler]

That dude was a super democrat, though. Oh, you can see his own little beanie hat. He heard, first responder.

[Lewis]

Hey, do you have any.

[Matt]

They have a look.

[Ben]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, he's like, that's not part of my life.

[Tyler]

No, he's going. He's at the brewery tonight drinking that ipa.

[Matt]

But he's drinking a nice IPA right now.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean, his beanie all the way over here.

[Ben]

Honestly though, man, he was. He was cool. Saved a lot of time and he at least had integrity, which is super rare. But, like, those are the types of people you're going to be dealing with in that world. Welcome to my life. It's. It's a.

[Lewis]

People like, oh, liberals.

[Ben]

Yeah. Just saying is it's no different than some young A R colony, you know, Hey, I saw your artist music on Tick Tock. Can we get on a call about it? And it's some guy in a closet. That's an office.

[Matt]

What type of closet is he in? Does he ever get out the closet.

[Tyler]

During the call or. I don't know.

[Ben]

Sometimes he will, man, but. And then. And then, you know, it's the same kind of dude. Like, same exact spiel.

[Tyler]

Two new Members.

[Jimmy]

Damn, dude.

[Tyler]

Well.

[Jimmy]

Oh, Justin.

[Lewis]

Justin, W. Comments. Is that Ja and six Jedi joins already.

[Matt]

I feel like I see him in there.

[Lewis]

Does six Jedis or Valkyrie even comment? Or they just give money?

[Matt]

No, they just. They just pop up.

[Lewis]

Random Jedi says you can say it, Mike. Oh, he was talking about something.

[Tyler]

I know what he was talking about, and I can't say it.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. Just leave it.

[Tyler]

The gypsy.

[Jimmy]

Leave it. Just leave it.

[Matt]

Say it.

[Lewis]

Do it. Bang, bang.

[Matt]

Yeah, so anyways, I cosigned crusader.

[Guest]

We're not.

[Lewis]

We're. We're thinking about bringing them on another.

[Tyler]

Another super chat. Hit it, Louis.

[Lewis]

He doesn't have a mic. Oh, good to be back, dudes. Keep up the good work. I can read. Stay golden, Jimmy.

[Matt]

I can read.

[Lewis]

What's sfms?

[Tyler]

Shaking my head. Yeah. No, what is it? SF Steel Manufacturing Functional hypnotized radio transmission. What was the word today, Jimmy?

[Jimmy]

It was chicanery.

[Tyler]

Chicanery.

[Guest]

It's simplified.

[Matt]

There you go.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie's like.

[Chris]

I comment.

[Tyler]

Another super chat, dude. I'm just gonna sit here. We're.

[Lewis]

Colt. When's Colt leave?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, he's going to basic, dude.

[Lewis]

He's got basic. Got that.

[Jimmy]

Got that 11x ray.

[Matt]

Let's go, Colt.

[Jimmy]

Your. Your future S3 is.

[Tyler]

Let's bring. Let's bring him in and see. Let's bring him in and see who can do more push ups then.

[Jimmy]

Who? I.

[Tyler]

No, me and him.

[Jimmy]

You.

[Lewis]

Me, Colt.

[Tyler]

Not him.

[Jimmy]

Dude.

[Matt]

Have you ever seen Colt?

[Lewis]

Cole is yolk.

[Tyler]

What number?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I haven't met Cole.

[Matt]

It's yolk, bro.

[Lewis]

Hold m. Come on, Mike.

[Guest]

30.

[Lewis]

Come on, dad. Un, un, un.

[Tyler]

You think I could do 30?

[Lewis]

30 push ups? Yeah.

[Tyler]

I can't do 30. Okay?

[Jimmy]

Mike is like, I know I can do 30.

[Tyler]

Everyone over 30, I get 50 bucks.

[Lewis]

I'm saying you can.

[Tyler]

You can do 30. I thought you're saying only 30.

[Lewis]

Only 30, though. I'm saying you can every.

[Jimmy]

Oh, he's 18. He's got. He's a sf.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's an 18x.

[Jimmy]

He's sf, baby.

[Tyler]

Damn, I could probably go 50.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, just, you know, learn how to tie knots.

[Tyler]

When you go to put three CCs in my ass cheek this morning, he's still there.

[Lewis]

All I do is say something real quick and move on. He's still stuck on it because I'm trying to. Listen, I know you can do 30 push ups. Actually, will you get on camera and.

[Tyler]

Do it with you? Me and you go Patreon.

[Jimmy]

Do it on Patreon.

[Lewis]

Do it on Patreon, let's do it now.

[Tyler]

I don't think. What was your.

[Jimmy]

How many beers have you had already? You're like, what was your SWAT requirement?

[Lewis]

It was a CrossFit challenge.

[Tyler]

You didn't have to do any push ups.

[Jimmy]

No, you did.

[Lewis]

You had to do for our SWAT. It was. You started off 5 pull ups, 10 push ups, 15 crunches. A 20 pound bag run quarter mile and back. You do that four times and under.

[Tyler]

14, that's pretty good.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I did really well.

[Matt]

Under 14 minutes, under four.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it was like 40 pounds ago. You did what you did.

[Jimmy]

And two chins. That's what he said. He was like, that was my post swat.

[Lewis]

Oh yeah.

[Tyler]

I want to have the new guy come on and do them on camera. This guy probably do about 200.

[Jimmy]

Look at this guy.

[Lewis]

You look more like a bench.

[Chris]

Yeah, he's.

[Ben]

I mean, yeah, I'm a power lifter, so yeah. But now I'm just transitioning.

[Lewis]

I'm not trying to breathe hard, bro.

[Matt]

Oh, congrats, bro. You know you were transitioning.

[Tyler]

I knew it was coming. I looked right at you, dude. I was like, you set it up.

[Lewis]

He set me up for it.

[Matt]

Set me up for it.

[Lewis]

I bet you homeboy can do probably 90 in two minutes.

[Tyler]

Ben. No, no, no way. He's too late, he's too long. You run, you run good.

[Chris]

I run.

[Matt]

Of course he does.

[Chris]

He's an officer. I run decently. Well, I'm not the fastest, I'm not the strongest by any means. So he's from what I actually my shoulder up last year, so I just.

[Jimmy]

Got back, I got a little injury, man.

[Chris]

You know, they said that they might have to slice off part of my collarbone.

[Tyler]

There you go.

[Jimmy]

Va.

[Chris]

Pretty ass.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Chris]

However, I already heard.

[Tyler]

I heard 50.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Do the EPFA, the new one with the kit running 23 minutes.

[Tyler]

I don't know what is that?

[Chris]

So the EPFA, you do a half mile running kit. You go do 30 hand release push ups. So not the new ACFT APFT one but the like just bring it up. Then you go do 16 sandbags on top of a trailer. You do a low crawl, a high crawl, then you finish another half mile running kit and that all.

[Tyler]

And then you do three algebra problems because you're an officer.

[Matt]

That's some 10th Mountain.

[Chris]

The EIB, they changed their standard from the push ups, pull ups and sit ups and four mile run.

[Lewis]

It worked for a 100 years. Let's change it. What?

[Tyler]

You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know, would you eib. You don't know about that one, right?

[Lewis]

I quit that mid push. Did you hear that story?

[Matt]

No, I didn't hear that.

[Lewis]

I was on my way out. I lied about reenlisting so I could get my sergeant so I could get out for my resume.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And then EIB was rolling through our battalion brigade, whatever. They came in and set up shop, and I was like, I'm not doing this. And I got up after one push up, and I thought the guy was cool. He was just confused. And our sergeant major came sprinting over to me, started screaming at me. He was like, get down. I was like, okay, sorry. I didn't know that big of a deal. And the guy's like, dude, I. This is eib. You can't. We can't redo you. Like, you're done. I'm like, oh, sorry. Sorry, Major.

[Matt]

By the way, I'm also leaving.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I caught that. The command sergeant major at Fort Bragg, while everyone was running out in the cold. It was probably, like, 35 degrees outside doing PT. I had a shoulder injury as well. I was doing profile PT for, like, shut the. Who's laughing? I had shoulder surgery. I was doing profile pt. Very proud of it, and I let it. We. We got to do it inside. And I went upstairs.

[Jimmy]

With the crutches.

[Tyler]

We play a basketball.

[Lewis]

They were like, go get the boat. Adjustable bow flexes from battalion. I went to go get him, and sure as I caught the sergeant major upstairs working out, away from all of his troops with an E4, he looked at me like, no, he wasn't having sex with me for he was working out. It was like, I caught him having sex. I was like, hey, Sergeant Major. And he was like, hey. I was like, I'm just coming to get the Bowflex dumbbells.

[Tyler]

One profile PTO.

[Lewis]

Him forever. I see you up here when everybody else is PT and out there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I just.

[Chris]

I mean, your biggest mistake was not asking for a letter of recommendation right there.

[Jimmy]

That was it.

[Lewis]

Hey, well, I got you a really good review.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Sign this paper, dude.

[Jimmy]

So I. Over there, you said it was snowing when you left.

[Chris]

Yeah, so it snowed.

[Jimmy]

What was it? The.

[Chris]

We got some snow Tuesday before I flew out on Saturday.

[Jimmy]

And. Are they canceling outdoor PT at all over there?

[Chris]

No, no.

[Lewis]

Are they canceling outdoor.

[Chris]

It probably has snowed at Fort Drum before. I went on leave because I'm on paternity right now, so I'm doing, like, a little mix of HBO and paternity, but it probably snowed about 2ft. Now, the thing is for Drum is if you get a little bit of rain, it all kind of washes away. But it's not about 2ft. It's about 2ft in the backyard. And I've gone for run a couple of times outside in the cold, and I've seen a lot of people going out for run. And you walk outside, you get the whole strip going up North River Ridge is just dudes run.

[Lewis]

Are you allowed to wear pants?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Matt]

No.

[Chris]

So that's the thing with Fort Drum, is the saying is that everybody trains for the cold, but at Fort Drum, you train in the cold. So when it comes to equips and, like, warm weathers and balaclavas, like, they.

[Jimmy]

Don'T play with that shit.

[Chris]

Once you're dropping below, like, 15 degrees, like, you're putting your cold weather's on.

[Matt]

The first I've heard of that.

[Lewis]

15 degrees. Is that a common.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

This time of year, 15 degrees feels like five or three because of the wind. Walk outside.

[Tyler]

Because the windshield.

[Chris]

Walk outside, your snot freezes to your nose.

[Lewis]

Like, Jesus.

[Tyler]

Yeah, no, thanks, dude.

[Chris]

It was bad enough my S3 in my shop, we went the Thursday before I went on leeway to pt. We got the snowshoes out in the skis. We went through the trail and we PT'd with rucks on with skis.

[Ben]

Where is this again?

[Chris]

If you know where Syracuse, New York.

[Tyler]

Is, you go about.

[Chris]

Yeah, an hour and a half north, right in the border of Canada.

[Ben]

I go to Buffalo all the time. So, yeah.

[Chris]

Part of the heritage. Like those dudes In World War II, they were skiing down the mountains of Italy. So to bring out the skis, to do the cold weather pizza, to do the winter pt, that gets super cool.

[Tyler]

You guys still bounce over to Kingston?

[Chris]

Kingston, Yeah, a lot of guys go to Montreal.

[Jimmy]

I like Kingston.

[Ben]

Montreal.

[Tyler]

Kingston's got the.

[Ben]

They're still under 21 to drink in Canada.

[Chris]

I haven't been to Montreal since I was 19, and when I was 19, it was 19 to drink.

[Tyler]

So.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Tyler]

I went to the aerosol school.

[Ben]

That's why a lot of people do in Fort Drum.

[Tyler]

And the E7 I went with took me to Kingston and I had a great time.

[Chris]

Yeah. So I can tell you that the reg says if you're under 21, you're not supposed to go over to drink.

[Tyler]

I did.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I tell you, people do it.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Matt]

Allegedly. They allegedly.

[Chris]

Allegedly.

[Tyler]

I tried to leave and go to Montreal.

[Jimmy]

Don't get caught.

[Lewis]

I already said colt gave us 20 bucks says take my money for the alcohol.

[Tyler]

Okay, good.

[Lewis]

I can't ignore the juice box. The juice box?

[Matt]

Yeah. W Cult drop the juice boxes, baby.

[Lewis]

Dylan, JBT for life, and then Matt Curtis. How turt will Jimmy oh, how turn will Jimmy get tonight? Love you boys. I don't know, we'll have to see.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, we do have some NASCAR stuff to talk about. So.

[Tyler]

If we put a. Like a paper towel in that lit. It could be a Molotov cocktail. We threw it at somebody.

[Jimmy]

No, no, I. I don't go normally as hard as I normally do.

[Tyler]

What's the mixer?

[Jimmy]

Allegedly, mixers are the, the, the beer, free ice.

[Tyler]

I didn't know there was a such thing. Yeah, so you put ice and.

[Jimmy]

No, no, like that's the name of the drink.

[Tyler]

Oh, yo. Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

No, I got you the little zero calorie. Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, I know what it is now.

[Matt]

It's ice.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I used to drink it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, it's a good mixer, dude.

[Matt]

And guy, none of us are Hispanic and nervous. Shut the up this ice talk.

[Tyler]

Speaking of ice, I got one of the videos.

[Guest]

Jimmy, you just look like a professional drinker, man. I just gotta tell you guys, the hair, you just look like a professional drunk.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like Otis, like he's like.

[Lewis]

I guess. Thanks.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, I mean these guys give me so much.

[Tyler]

But like you've seen the first month.

[Jimmy]

Of Broad turn down for what I know. Turned down for what?

[Lewis]

The night.

[Ben]

I'm sure you'll agree, coming from a Marine, that's a. That's a damn compliment. Yeah, that's a damn compliment, man.

[Lewis]

You could drink more than anybody I've ever seen.

[Jimmy]

I. I think so. When, when I was, When I was a team leader, I was drinking and I would change in my pts.

[Lewis]

He was the team leader, the last. Yeah, he just made up a name, Sergeant. Not me. Napier.

[Guest]

Not me.

[Jimmy]

So yeah, it was our Napier. And he was in the Marine Corps and he was this fire plug of a dude. But yeah, I would, I would come home from work, I would change into my pts. I would shave, I would drink until I passed out. I would set my alarm, get up, get on Post at 5 o' clock in the morning, rouse the dudes out of the barracks, do room inspection so that we could get downstairs by 5:30. So we do the status board and have it done by 5:45 so we could get the Battalion 6. So we could sit there and wait until 6:30 to go for a run. And that's What?

[Guest]

I said you look like John Belushi in that scene where he downs the whole entire bottle of Jack Daniels in one take.

[Jimmy]

I am.

[Matt]

I am.

[Jimmy]

I am.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Getting better at it, But I was a very good drinker one time.

[Guest]

You're getting better. I believe you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, so what you. What they don't know is behind. It should have been a Patreon, dude. It should have been a Patreon. Like, we had, like, a come to Jesus, like. Jimmy.

[Tyler]

No, no, no. About. When did you said you were becoming a drinker? One time.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Matt]

I'm.

[Chris]

I'm.

[Jimmy]

I'm getting off the sauce.

[Lewis]

Oh. Oh. You said, I'm getting better.

[Jimmy]

I'm like, yeah, I'm getting better.

[Matt]

I thought you were working drinking.

[Jimmy]

Drinks now. Yeah, I mean, like, my wife's in the comments right now. She's like, james can drink all the beer he wants. It doesn't do anything.

[Lewis]

She's so proud of you.

[Jimmy]

She is. I'm proud of her, man. I mean, how many. How many wives you know that can be like, yeah, I can change this thermostat? I don't give a. She's awesome.

[Lewis]

She changed the thermostat w. Lily.

[Jimmy]

We both did, but she did, like. She was more like, get the out of the way. I got it. And I'm like, all right. She's a good mechanic, man. And my. And it's great because now I get to teach my son. It's awesome.

[Lewis]

Did you let your sons change out the.

[Jimmy]

He was. There. He was.

[Lewis]

He's, like, apprenticing right now.

[Jimmy]

Yes. He's a helper.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I need this to work. So you just.

[Jimmy]

He actually. You know, this is like, the third time he's worked on the cars with us, and he's actually gotten to the point where he's like, I think I want to do this. Like, good job. I'll work for Dale. Yeah, dude.

[Matt]

I'm gonna work.

[Jimmy]

My kids. My kids crew know who Gail is. Like, they know. Like, they. They'll tell you. Like, they tell you what day he died. They can tell you how many championships he's got. They can tell the day total of 500.

[Lewis]

Like, out of a. Out of a show of hands. How many people consider NASCAR drivers athletes?

[Tyler]

Yeah. I mean, that's tough.

[Jimmy]

Oh, damn it.

[Guest]

You got to be in shape to do that, man. Yeah.

[Tyler]

Piss yourself for 500 miles like, it's.

[Lewis]

GB can piss himself every night. It doesn't make him an athlete.

[Matt]

I drive straight and I stand.

[Jimmy]

I've never Done that. I've never pissed in anybody's closet. I've never. I' gotten that.

[Matt]

Anybody's closet.

[Chris]

I have.

[Jimmy]

I have place to p. Dude, I've seen it happen, bro.

[Ben]

I've done that.

[Tyler]

We know you were in the closet.

[Lewis]

More than one closet.

[Ben]

Multiple closets.

[Chris]

Like, I'm not going to show NASCAR drivers or F1, but look at those dudes. The amount of GeForce or the amount of turbulence, that's a fair point. Hitting their neck and their back as they're trying to drive this car at what, 200 miles an hour? Not.

[Jimmy]

Tell me if you're at like such an off.

[Tyler]

That's what I try to do.

[Chris]

Are we going to pull this?

[Jimmy]

Everybody's got to get.

[Tyler]

If you hit the neck in the back just right, you'll get a good G force out of it.

[Lewis]

That a sex joke?

[Tyler]

Yeah, you gotta get it, man.

[Matt]

Like, right, Boom. G Force.

[Guest]

All 3.1.

[Jimmy]

Looking forward to his now he's already.

[Matt]

Thinking like he already has the pineapples ready.

[Tyler]

Boom.

[Matt]

Right on the door.

[Tyler]

No, I promise you. I promise you, not promise you.

[Lewis]

What time you leave tomorrow?

[Tyler]

As soon as I'm going straight from.

[Matt]

The ship, I might leave.

[Tyler]

I might leave in about five minutes. Now, she gets home in the morning, so she'll probably sleep two hours and then we can be on the boat by 11 to Miami. So two and a half hour drive.

[Matt]

How far are you from Miami?

[Tyler]

Two and a half. But I'm packed. I'm ready, dude. I'm packed already. I'm.

[Matt]

Oh, you're packed already. The whole chat sees it.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I can't wait.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna come on with what they.

[Chris]

Monday.

[Tyler]

Monday, yeah.

[Jimmy]

We go. We broadcast.

[Tyler]

I'll probably be drunk. Nah, I'll definitely be drunk for Thursday night.

[Ben]

Hell yeah.

[Tyler]

When you guys are on, I'll come. I'll come on.

[Jimmy]

I'll drink with you.

[Lewis]

Did you only drink on cruises?

[Tyler]

I have not. Yeah. Who was I telling?

[Lewis]

The whole entire podcast.

[Tyler]

No, earlier. I was talking. I mean, yeah, yeah. The last beers I had was vfw and before that was August on the cruise. Yeah, I've had two beers since August.

[Matt]

So one beer is going to get you.

[Tyler]

No, I. I go, it all comes back. I've been in the closet, I've pissed myself. I've been all those things.

[Jimmy]

He was an infantryman once.

[Tyler]

Two cruises. Oh, I came out early two cruises ago. I. Man, I slept on the balcony. It was a. It was a riot of cheesy. I don't get that drunk anymore. But I can get there.

[Matt]

That sounds fun.

[Ben]

Double wide.

[Jimmy]

Dancing.

[Lewis]

Is back.

[Matt]

Double wide.

[Lewis]

Double W. Dude, we almost lost.

[Guest]

Double wide.

[Lewis]

Damn.

[Matt]

We did. I remember that.

[Lewis]

Over.

[Tyler]

What?

[Lewis]

What was the.

[Tyler]

You're a. No, it was.

[Jimmy]

It was. It was.

[Matt]

It was dumb about the cops coming into your house without a warrant.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Double wide. We're glad you're here, bud.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I mean, Jesus Christ. Valkyrie.

[Tyler]

All right, W. Valkyrie. I'm gonna bet a hundred dollars on black or red live on Thursday night.

[Jimmy]

You're gonna bet it on black. You're gonna bet it on number three. Black is what you're gonna bet it on.

[Tyler]

Three's red.

[Jimmy]

Damn. Yeah, I already lost.

[Tyler]

One is black, two is black.

[Matt]

That's how you know he's a gambler for real. God damn.

[Tyler]

Three red, black. 17, black, 28. Those are three numbers.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie. 20 bucks again. That's awesome, man.

[Jimmy]

It's too bad that W.

[Lewis]

I know. Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I. I figured it out from the pattern that you laid out. I was like.

[Tyler]

I didn't. Yeah. I guess it goes the whole. And there's green.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

That's for the checkered flat or the green flag.

[Lewis]

Nascar.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So, I mean, raise your glasses, boys. Greg Biffle.

[Tyler]

The Biff.

[Jimmy]

The Biff. Plane crash. It's always a plane crash that kills the good ones, right?

[Lewis]

Leonard Skinner, his whole family.

[Tyler]

Dude.

[Lewis]

Dude, that's.

[Tyler]

Wife, two kids, and.

[Jimmy]

And the whole family is, like, crazy. Greg. Greg Biffle. So when all those floods and stuff happened up in North Carolina, it was Greg Biffle, like, paying for.

[Tyler]

He had a huge. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Like.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he was.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

He was getting people to come in with bulldozers and make new roads. I wasn't breathing. I was swallowing. I knew you were gonna say something. So, I mean, like, he just did it. He was an amazing human. He was a great NASCAR driver and, you know, good friends with. With Dale Jr. And Rusty Wallace and.

[Lewis]

How long has you been racing, I wonder?

[Tyler]

Quite a while.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I want to say it was like, 20 years. Yeah.

[Tyler]

He goes back to when I watched Steady. I used to watch NASCAR every Sunday.

[Ben]

I used to play fantasy NASCAR and had great.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Really. You know, my go to that was Ryan Newman. Odds were always, like, decent, and then he would pull a victory out of nowhere, and he would make. Make you some money. I'll give. I'll bet on anything. Just wait till I go live from the casino.

[Jimmy]

Wait.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So he. He raced cup up, starting in. Let's see, he went to cup in two, 2003.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

And. And, I mean, but he was Racing in Xfinity and before that. So he raced about 30 years total. I mean, he spent 19 years up with cup or. Yeah, no, 14 years. Epic cup with 19 wins.

[Tyler]

What a disaster.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

That's insane, dude.

[Tyler]

The whole family gets on a plane and die. Like an entire family.

[Matt]

The whole bloodline is gone.

[Tyler]

Gone.

[Jimmy]

You know, a plane crash almost killed Dale Jr. His wife and daughter.

[Lewis]

I just. I can't imagine that's like the worst thing, like comforting your kids as you're like, oh, here we go.

[Matt]

Like, this is it. We're 40, 000ft up.

[Lewis]

No, they weren't that high.

[Tyler]

No, it was. On landing. It crashed.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so they. They clearly developed a mechanical issue, so they. They did a go around and.

[Lewis]

Which is the worst part, because you're like, oh, we're landing.

[Tyler]

Thank God.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, pretty much.

[Lewis]

I mean, it's like.

[Jimmy]

It's almost like out. If only they had. If only they had static lines, they could have just gotten out of that aircraft.

[Tyler]

How would you know?

[Jimmy]

I don't. I was. I was cheering you up.

[Tyler]

You looked at me long enough. I was like, I. I think he's just set me up.

[Jimmy]

I. I mean, like, if I'm gonna get, like, I'm just gonna feed him.

[Tyler]

It's hard coming out that door at like 300 miles an hour. I don't think you'll make it. No problem.

[Jimmy]

Did you see how thin I was?

[Tyler]

Anybody. Anybody going, I would have been floating.

[Jimmy]

Up there for like 15 hours.

[Tyler]

Even the 141s were terrible compared to the 130s because they're going so much faster.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie just gave us another 50 bucks, man.

[Tyler]

Jesus, man. W. Val, I'm going all in black.

[Lewis]

Yeah, man.

[Tyler]

On the cruise.

[Matt]

Put it all on black.

[Tyler]

All on black.

[Matt]

Everything.

[Lewis]

They want to get Heather and Jojo on.

[Ben]

Anymore.

[Lewis]

She can't. She's.

[Tyler]

No, no. She's under full blown attack.

[Lewis]

Full blown from admin.

[Jimmy]

Wait, wait.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Tyler]

I can't risk it.

[Matt]

I'll get the small hats involved.

[Tyler]

Let me know.

[Lewis]

Small.

[Tyler]

Yeah. At my agency. You have no free. They made a policy that it's absolutely.

[Lewis]

Well, but she's been on before.

[Tyler]

Yeah, but that was before he wrote the. The memo.

[Matt]

He wrote the memo because of you.

[Tyler]

He wrote the. This mustache policy. Small one and you. He basically tried to say it's a. It's against Florida State. There's a case law in Florida that. I'll tell you what, you can't talk about him.

[Lewis]

Heather and Jojo on here would be Wild. Because they can hold their own in a podcast.

[Matt]

Dude, not for nothing, his wife's initials. Best initials ever.

[Jimmy]

Stop, stop.

[Matt]

I'm just saying, the chat knows. He's thinking about it.

[Tyler]

Look at him.

[Matt]

He's thinking about.

[Tyler]

Know her last name? It's not my last name he's talking about.

[Jimmy]

No, I'm talking about his wife, God damn it.

[Tyler]

And I'm like, okay, yeah.

[Jimmy]

I'm like the. The. I'm the dude holding you back right now.

[Tyler]

Like, I've never seen him.

[Matt]

We'll get as spicy as you want.

[Chris]

No.

[Matt]

Down, boy.

[Jimmy]

Down, down.

[Lewis]

No racism.

[Jimmy]

I mean, it's really hard. I mean, like, the dude is uncancelable. He's a black Jew.

[Lewis]

No, he's. Well, I think they cancel him as much as they could, but they're like.

[Matt]

Well, yeah, they tried.

[Lewis]

You can't. You.

[Matt]

They tried.

[Tyler]

They tried really hard.

[Matt]

They're trying.

[Lewis]

They try to.

[Tyler]

They tried a few years ago.

[Matt]

They try to take out a million of us.

[Lewis]

Hey, get this one on the express lane. He checks two boxes through the wooden door.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God, man.

[Matt]

Tattoo more numbers on.

[Jimmy]

I'm trying. I'm trying to keep it.

[Tyler]

We'll be potato here any minute.

[Matt]

No, I'm here, so it's good. Messiah's not gonna hit us.

[Tyler]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. You're our token.

[Matt]

I'm Token in baby.

[Jimmy]

Token.

[Matt]

Token. They're not gonna hit their own. I'll put on the yamaka.

[Lewis]

You guys want to do a video? I feel terrible. So the videos, y' all can't hear, but what it was. That last one was Justin, and He had his 107 send off, but Mike overdubbed it, and it was like. It was really funny, but obviously you.

[Jimmy]

Guys couldn't hear, so he's playing Russian.

[Lewis]

Upgrade our studio.

[Tyler]

Do the. We're talking about ice. Do the one with the guy with the uniform on.

[Guest]

Second one.

[Tyler]

That one there. This is the chief of Minnesota Police Department. Do not care and do not ask people about immigration status. People in our community need to know that they can feel confident that when they need help, they can call 911.

[Matt]

And we will show up for everyone.

[Tyler]

And not be afraid to call because they think we might turn them over for some civil immigration violation. That's not our job. Our mission is to keep everyone in this town safe, and we cannot accomplish that if. If a huge segment of this community is too scared, can't get voted back in, everyone less safe, that is.

[Lewis]

I mean, I don't know.

[Tyler]

Can you believe that's America?

[Lewis]

I know, but here's the problem is when you get so polarizing so one way or the other, what if there was tyrannical government? We're going to look to the local cops to defend us us from them. So at what point is it. It's all perspective to us. Yes, we want him, we want illegal immigrants out.

[Tyler]

Calling the U. S. Code civil is.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's pretty liberal. But I'm just saying it could happen in 100 years when we have a tyrannical government and they start sending the feds to enforce Covid the only way.

[Tyler]

We'Re going to get to a tyrannical government if we allow that to keep happening. Yeah, we're gonna lose everything we are founded on. And all the rules are. You're, you're. You're allowing rules to be broken on a mass level and now you're telling everybody he's basically taking on that's tree to me that's treason.

[Lewis]

That's treason.

[Tyler]

You're taking on the federal government, 18 USC and you're saying we're not going to listen to what the founding father would. We were based on rules and protecting our borders. And you're going to take that away and say we don't care. We're not going to. What other federal cold. You can start being able to traffic fentanyl, you're going to be able to start doing where's the line? Yeah, where's the line?

[Matt]

Where's the line?

[Tyler]

I mean and like we talked this morning, we have tens or 2,3000 terrorists were letting in our country on a low number and now you're gonna say we're not going to let ICE even investigate them. How many more service members need to get shot in Washington D.C. by a terrorist or buildings blown up or whoever. I don't know, maybe somebody else did that. But whatever happened. But. But what? At what point? Like you said, where do we draw the line? Where do we draw the line that it's okay to come in the country illegally and we're going to protect you from the federal government, not allow the federal government to enforce the laws.

[Matt]

Well, here's my issue with it. At the end of the day a lot of people will say oh well in the states there's people who, you know, commit crimes, etc. But the reality of the situation is is that if you're not supposed to be here, the crime that you committed is preventable. If we already have people who are here causing issues, whoever they are, that's something that we have to deal with. But we're not going to let in 200000 people from a foreign country who want to nuke you because you don't believe in Iraq or, or how. Makes no sense.

[Tyler]

They, they came from sub civilized war places where they have no rules, where.

[Matt]

Their IQs are an average of 40.

[Tyler]

Yeah, they were brought up with lawlessness. Now you bring them to a country that's founded on law and order and release them into it and they have no, they have no, they have nothing to reference.

[Lewis]

If they send them to Chicago, it doesn't make Chirac.

[Tyler]

Chirac. I don't know.

[Lewis]

Can you imagine that? Like, hey, we're gonna. What do they call? We're gonna gentrif. Gentrify Chicago.

[Matt]

200000 Muslims.

[Tyler]

Yeah, well, no, Chicago. Actually we put, we played a video that black lady went off at the, the meeting where she says you're supporting immigrants and our people that have grown up here are dying in the streets. You're not doing anything about it. So even in those big cities it's wrong. Minnesota or this is place is nuts. I mean I know your heroes from there, but Soda, Minneapolis.

[Guest]

Right.

[Tyler]

When your heroes.

[Jimmy]

The Prince, Prince, Purple Rain.

[Tyler]

The captain now what happened? Didn't something happen? Didn't somebody die up there? Black guy. That's his.

[Chris]

It's like.

[Tyler]

That'S what's going on up there, man.

[Matt]

Well, I'll tell you, I'll give you guys an inside scoop.

[Lewis]

I'm scared.

[Matt]

No, no, it's good.

[Tyler]

We're good. We're good, we're good, we're good.

[Matt]

I promise.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Matt]

So I've actually gotten a lot more support being outside in public because I'm getting recognized from people now. From people who look like me. I'm not gonna say the word.

[Lewis]

From people who look like an African Jew.

[Tyler]

Yes. You're saying white people are scared of black guys, so they're being nice to you. Oh no, they love me.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Matt]

No, I'm talking about blacks. Like when they look at me like I've got. Surprisingly enough, I've gotten a lot of them. They've come up to me and they're like, well, they'll see my sweater. So you know, you kind of associate it and they're like, I like what you're doing and we need more of you. I'm like, God damn. Yeah, the tide is changing. People are starting to wake up and realize that these people are not there for them. They're there for the votes.

[Lewis]

Oh, the politicians.

[Tyler]

Well that's what's going on there. They're basically saying we're gonna protect you now you have to. You're gonna vote for us, but we're going to protect you from the feds. And then they can never get out of office.

[Matt]

Exactly.

[Tyler]

And it's a uni party.

[Matt]

That's why Cali is the way it is. Because in the 80s they changed Cali to allow people to come in as a sanctuary state. And that's why they've never flip flopped. Because you nuke the whole state with 200, 000 people from another country, you're giving them free food.

[Ben]

Duh.

[Tyler]

They're gonna vote for you.

[Matt]

I mean, makes sense.

[Jimmy]

124 to 150, 000 are we go.

[Lewis]

We. We're staying away from 180 just because it's highest.

[Tyler]

That's not working.

[Jimmy]

It's, it's, it's, it's the likely number. But if go with 180 people are gonna be like working now.

[Guest]

Yeah. Saying they're doing that with Texas now. They don't.

[Tyler]

We're losing Texas.

[Guest]

Texas, sadly state never thought would ever turn blue. They're invading that place now and well, they're.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but they're in like Fort Worth and, and San Antonio, Dallas, Austin.

[Tyler]

It'll grow big enough.

[Matt]

Well, check this out. Well, another, another caveat.

[Tyler]

No, they were there. Muslims. Texas.

[Guest]

I'm talking about liberals.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Matt]

Well, I'll drop another bomb. There's HOAs in Texas right now that are very functioning and have been there for years. Now. Instagram is bringing it to light because people are posting it, but there's HOAs that are literally Muslim only.

[Lewis]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say in Texas.

[Matt]

No, no. Muslim only in Texas. So that's why Greg Abbott is going so hard. Because now it's coming to light. But he's been there for how many years?

[Lewis]

How can you tell someone they can't buy a home if they're not Muslim?

[Matt]

Weird, isn't it?

[Tyler]

For everything. But it's the only thing. You can't be exclusive. Well, every other thing can be.

[Lewis]

We don't want to be Mike.

[Tyler]

No, I know.

[Lewis]

Geez.

[Matt]

Just saying I'm here so nobody can answer them.

[Lewis]

You can rant, bro.

[Tyler]

Paint.

[Lewis]

Paint it up.

[Matt]

Can you go.

[Tyler]

Where can you go right now and say I'm gonna have a white only blank?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, there are. I'll be the devil's. I wish everything is. Is white only.

[Guest]

They get away with it because they push systemic racism now. Yep, that's the business.

[Matt]

Everybody's a victim. Everybody's a victim.

[Tyler]

I mean, go pay every house in the neighborhood white. You'll be canceled. That whole neighborhood's canceled. You mean there's not one pink house in this neighborhood? Like, you can't. And it's. It. That what I'm saying. And I don't agree. I'm not. Obviously, I'm not racist. I'm just saying, you. There is one group of people who can't do something exclusive. You can't. You have all white college. Name it. You have a name it.

[Jimmy]

Amish.

[Matt]

Not even. Well, there's no crime where the Amish live, so.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they got pretty draconian laws about crime.

[Tyler]

I'm just saying.

[Matt]

Just saying.

[Tyler]

I mean, you can't.

[Lewis]

I think because. I think because it's a color. I think we have a better shot if we say it is black is African American. White is too much. If we say Irish or Italian or Polish or we start.

[Matt]

No, you see, that's where you guys are messing up, because the whites have to come together.

[Chris]

Guys.

[Jimmy]

Like, what do you mean?

[Lewis]

He's our advocate.

[Matt]

Yeah, listen, I'm. I'm Wingath. So the better. The whites need to come together and stop this nonsense, because you guys right now are the frog in a boiling pot of water, and you still haven't realized the pot is boiling.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Matt]

They're trying to take you guys out the picture, and I refuse to live in. No, no, I'm gonna say it.

[Jimmy]

You could. You can do this. In the chat.

[Tyler]

Words we use are equality. So it has to be equal.

[Matt]

You can't have.

[Tyler]

It's what. Exactly. That's my point.

[Matt]

It's not for.

[Guest]

I said, jimmy the drunk is the voice of reason.

[Jimmy]

Amen.

[Lewis]

I love how there. I mean, it's. It's. It's funny, but they push for segregation.

[Matt]

Every.

[Lewis]

Every race but one pushes for segregation. We want our own neighborhoods. We want our own schools. Yeah. We want everything on our own.

[Jimmy]

Y' all had that in the 1950s. You didn't like it.

[Matt]

Well, look at right now.

[Jimmy]

A lot of that was.

[Lewis]

That's what they said. I didn't say that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we didn't say that.

[Tyler]

Did they say it like that?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yeah, those old. Those. You know, like, we don't want them in our schools. We got to bring the National Guard in here to desegregate it.

[Lewis]

You ever seen that? South Park. We're gonna burn a giant lowercase T in their front yard. Time to leave.

[Guest]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

We are. We are riding the ragged edge.

[Tyler]

I don't think we are. I mean, it's, it's, it's the Internet's broken statistics. Yes. It's like I believe in equality. I believe everybody across the board. But you can't resegregate when we have fought all these years to be equal. Why did you go? Why are we going the other way now?

[Matt]

Yeah, but look at the people who are calling for segregation. I know we have colleges that have black only Dorms. We have HBCUs that don't want to take in white students. So honestly, if it was me, I'd tell you guys, run it. Yes, that's exactly what we want. And then when they nuke themselves, just build a wall.

[Lewis]

Lewis, don't worry, you're already here. You're good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we, we definitely got to get to some videos.

[Tyler]

There's not many. We gotta keep talking about this. Just keeping our numbers up.

[Jimmy]

Well, you know what's, what's really sad here is, is that you know when, when you get down on like the smoke pit or like you're hanging out with the platoon, like we're at, at in the army. We're out in the army and it doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

There's no smoke pits over here. Where were you?

[Lewis]

Smoking areas.

[Jimmy]

Smoking area.

[Lewis]

We call it the gazebo. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So like, dude, I have never heard more egregious racist from, from people. Except in my infantry platoon and it was blacks and Hispanics and white guys.

[Lewis]

I love that.

[Jimmy]

I mean, and, and it was nobody.

[Lewis]

In the squad going out for the night. Cowboy a black dude.

[Tyler]

That' truth. And obviously being a gambler, I always say there's no such thing as racism because you could have seven races sitting at a blackjack table. And they are all the best friends. They're playing against the house. They're all rooting for each other. There's no problem. No problem whatsoever. So it, it is, it's, it's fed to us because you get in that environment and nobody gives a who's sitting next to them. We all want, we're all pumping and you know, I remember nobody cares. Look at the Hard Rock. I'm sitting with a 90 year old lady for two days. And we're just best friends over there.

[Jimmy]

Sat at the table for two days.

[Tyler]

Two days. The same table with the same lady. I mean, I'm you with to bed.

[Guest]

You better leave your credit card at home.

[Jimmy]

They are really pumping your oxygen in that.

[Tyler]

I felt, I felt bad. She was sitting in the first seat. For two days we sat together. She got up and left and like 10 minutes later I hit for 3400 on the jackpot would have been her seat. But my point being is there's old Betty. I don't know, you know, she. Her husband passed away 10 years ago. She's like 90. And we're best friends, we're talking shooting, but it just doesn't. And you get in those environments where you remove all this toxic social media and all that stuff. I mean, you know, it doesn't exist.

[Jimmy]

Some of these places, like, you know, an infantry platoon are the great centralizers.

[Matt]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Matt]

Nobody cares in the military.

[Jimmy]

It's can you do your job or not?

[Lewis]

You really, in an infantry platoon, you really get to hate the individual for who they are. Yeah, you get to hated this, this guy.

[Jimmy]

Why are you not at headquarters company right now?

[Lewis]

Get the off everybody.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Do they still smoke a lot in the infantry?

[Chris]

There's a good bit. I mean, I've met plenty of dudes.

[Matt]

Who, I've seen it live.

[Chris]

Rusty old E6, he was in the army for a bit, got out. He's now 46 in E6. And the dude will smoke.

[Tyler]

He's crusty and old at 46?

[Chris]

No, no, 46 at 46. But a 46 year old E6 who was in the army, got out, got back in half a pack of cigarettes and three white monsters and then he'll smoke.

[Lewis]

Oh, that is the army.

[Jimmy]

That is the army's coming back.

[Chris]

And you look at that dude and he's got breakfast.

[Lewis]

Some tornadoes from the royal. Yeah.

[Chris]

Gray haired. And the dude's just like, all right.

[Tyler]

Let'S go for a run.

[Jimmy]

And you're just like, oh, I'm trying.

[Chris]

To keep up with him. Like, holy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, this the old school. Like g. What? Drink, boys drink. Iraq drink, boys drink. Afghanistan drink, drink, drink down range.

[Tyler]

Here goes the drunk.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like it was very much a, like, you know, you're gonna get up, you're gonna rip, you know, a half a pack of cigarettes, go for a five mile run, come back, drink an energy drink, shower change, 9:30 down, down at the company, don't give a. Yeah.

[Guest]

That was gunny highway that he's describing right now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, yeah, pretty much. I mean, like, and you. I'll tell you what, like, those are the guys that you want when like starts popping off.

[Chris]

Off.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You know what I don't like.

[Chris]

Yeah, well.

[Tyler]

And so, yeah, you guys talked about.

[Chris]

That earlier point, Right. So the one thing I always wonder is like you said the infantry platoon, everybody's in the pit. Nobody cares where you come from, like, one of my best friends, he came from Puerto Rico. He got into. Will he commission as an officer? Like, dude rose from levels of like, probably the lowest poverty in any 50 states or territories to now he's a captain in the army. And it makes me wonder, what is the influence with these kids? It doesn't matter what race, what geographic background, what kind of socioeconomic status, what turns people against each other? Is it their parents teaching them things? Is it social media? Is it a combination of both? Is it the environment they grew up in? Because you take somebody out of that environment, you bring them where everybody is truly equal, which to me is the military.

[Jimmy]

Agree.

[Matt]

Definitely the infantry.

[Chris]

So, so where, where is that divide where everybody on social media feels the need to call somebody out or to say, like, I don't like this person because of X, Y and Z. How does that happen over a generation?

[Ben]

It hasn't happened over a generation. It's happened over multiple.

[Matt]

Multiple generations.

[Ben]

And it's a very complex thing with social media. It's condensed the attention span, but it's also switched the psychology of consumer, well, children, people. Sorry, I'm gonna get out of like, you know, do it as a go, go, go, go. It's swapped. They seek validation externally more than ever now. It's all external. External. Their attention spans down. Their dopamine levels are bad. Why do you think hormones are bad? And in a lot of young men now, it's. It's a processed food. People have to work more. Both parents are working. Not as many parents are present. And then you have constant influence and stimulation. And then, not to mention too like the foreign countries running bot camp, bot operations on Twitter, on tick tock, like, like, so you take all of that and then the political tribalism, everything else going on where you, you have to think it's white or black. You know what I mean? Not skin color, but, but like black or white. There's no gray area to anything anymore. It's all cognitive.

[Chris]

There's no nuance.

[Matt]

There's no.

[Ben]

Yeah, you know, and life is nuanced. Dude.

[Chris]

Like, you look honestly like the last, in my opinion, the last great debate. I know, I'm young, right? So I got two points. This last great debate, I think where politics, where politicians actually sat down and debated the issues, regardless what you think of them, was the Romney Obama debate in 2012.

[Ben]

Nice.

[Chris]

There were guys were cracking jokes each other, talking about each other's wives, and they sat down and had the issues. Whatever it was, it was, it's like, okay, I'm voting for this guy based on what they said, like love or hate him for Trump for what he is. He's commander in chief. But the dude, he says things that riles people up on both sides, either for or against him. And the second point of that is I have 27. I was born in 98. So I grew up, up in the early childhood where all my friends, they had their bikes in somebody's front yard.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

My half brother, who's 17 years younger than me, he grew up on an iPad. And it wasn't any fault of my dad or his mom. But the problem with that is, like, the way the technology was, what was available to them, it's like, hey, there's educational programs, whatever. That's how it starts off. But you put a screen in front of a kid at a young age, all of a sudden, you know what they see is this screen. They see social media, they start seeing YouTube videos, and they're exposed to a world that quite, quite frankly, at a very young developmental age, they're probably not ready.

[Ben]

They can't process a lot.

[Matt]

No, it's too much. It's too much for them.

[Tyler]

But here, how about this?

[Ben]

And that causes acting out.

[Matt]

It's like when Lewis tries to run Chrome on the computer.

[Tyler]

Without. Obviously, terrible things have happened in the past to people. People. Slavery was horrific.

[Jimmy]

I understand.

[Tyler]

But at some point when you wake up, it's like when we go to therapy, we say go to therapy to forget trauma, we forget ptsd, we have critical incident. If we stopped dwelling on the past and just treated everybody fairly to start everything just like you're born, you don't hate anybody, you don't dislike anybody. You're just here to get along with everybody. If we didn't push that, you know, it, I, I get. History is important and, and things happen that shouldn't have happened. But at some point, time elapses and it's time to say were a new place. That's not happening anymore. So let's go. We're going to try to all get along. We're going to all try to live together, cohesive, and we're going to forget what happened hundreds of years ago. Not forget it, not forget it. But we're going to say we don't want to.

[Lewis]

That's the whole live our lives prejudice. You can't, you can't stop prejudice.

[Matt]

Well, let me.

[Tyler]

But if you didn't, if you, if we didn't focus on all that and said, hey, this is these people.

[Lewis]

And as you're Doing. You're going to turn around and get your car broken into.

[Jimmy]

You.

[Chris]

Paint.

[Ben]

But by.

[Jimmy]

By the way, like, has anybody else noticed in the number of, like, units that are, like, parking in and around this place now? So if. Fourth day in a row that I've come here, and there's. There's a. A PD vehicle either parked out there or parked.

[Matt]

There's one right in front, a black one.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I saw it. Yours. Probably watching me. Yeah, probably the same dvd.

[Jimmy]

I'm not even with you. Like, I'm dead serious.

[Matt]

They're planting something in my car right now. It's probably open.

[Lewis]

Local PD?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, local PD.

[Lewis]

I know they park over there a lot. They 69.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they 69 over there.

[Tyler]

I see them a lot going home. They black out in the median just before 417. There's a lot.

[Jimmy]

But blackout, blackout.

[Tyler]

Like, their lights are off.

[Lewis]

They probably watch Jimmy do the DUI test.

[Jimmy]

Hey, I ain't getting in the vehicle, man.

[Matt]

Jimmy's not driving tonight.

[Tyler]

For the record, I don't drink. Allegedly.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, there's, you know, when you're talking about, like, the prejudices and things like that, like, and. And having to move on from trauma, like, in your relationship, right, with your wife. Like, me, you know, I mean, us. I'm talking about me, but, like, in. In my relationship with my wife, right. I do things that piss her off, that really, really piss her off. I do things that, you know, downright hurt her, you know, emotionally. Same coming back at me.

[Lewis]

It was a good thing you threw emotionally in there.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. But, you know, at some point, you got to go, okay, we talked about this. We're moving on. If I. If I continue to dwell on the fact that you, you know, I kicked the dog and you burned the dinner, and I had to allegedly kick the.

[Matt]

Dog, you know, that's a felony in Florida now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, I'm. I'm making jokes because he's over here choking the chicken, but goddamn. You know, But I mean, if you hold on to the. The things that. That emotionally, like, hurt you, and you just keep thinking about that, you're not going to have a good relationship with your spouse. You've got to move past the damage that was done, and that's the same thing we have to do as a country. That's one of the great things about an infantry platoon. We didn't give a. About any of that.

[Matt]

Nobody cares.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it was like, hey, dude, like those over there and the man Jamies. They're all trying to kill us. They don't give a. A if you're white or black or.

[Tyler]

Asian or Hispanic when you kick the dog.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

Even at the bar, you know, one of the boys gets into it, trying to hit on someone's wife or some. Who are you with? Who are you with? And then you're all going outside.

[Tyler]

I don't.

[Ben]

Who gives a. Dude, we're all outside brawling together.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

We're picking each other here and we're running into the town.

[Jimmy]

He. He got me up today. He came in. He's like, I was the guy that arrested you. I was like, like, well, the last time I was arrested was in a bar fight. So I was like, what are you, from Hawaii? Like, I couldn't remember who he was.

[Matt]

I mean, he looks.

[Jimmy]

You know, he. Dude, he played it off so. So chill. He was like, yeah, don't you remember? I was the one that arrested you. I was like, that was it.

[Lewis]

I didn't tell the guys about that.

[Jimmy]

I did. I talked about it on the show.

[Guest]

Jimmy's got street cred.

[Jimmy]

No, I don't. Oh, yeah, they. I literally got picked up and thrown by one of my buddies. Had a dude.

[Matt]

Jimmy the dart.

[Guest]

I honestly think most people are raised to not really care about skin color or anything like that.

[Matt]

Nobody.

[Guest]

What I think is going on is there's a certain political party, and it's not the Republicans that are pushing this division.

[Tyler]

Yeah, of course.

[Guest]

And they're feeding it and feeding it. And people hear it enough, they start to believe it. Because most people, they like to hear the lie because it feels good to them. They don't want to hear the truth.

[Tyler]

Well, the lie is. Is easier than the truth. It's more comfortable. Life is very difficult. There's a lot of bad things and hard things in life. But if I tell you it's all good, it's that it's their fault. It's their fault. That's the reason everything's happening. It's easier than going, there was another.

[Jimmy]

One.

[Ben]

And plus. Right. Given everything we've talked about, most people are emotionally immature. Right. So what's the best way to manipulate people? Their emotions. They come and go. You can read them. If people can't control them, they'll reveal themselves. You can. You can figure out their behavior and lead them where you want to control the narrative through easy to manipulate media that requires no effort to display.

[Lewis]

And.

[Jimmy]

And then, I mean, you put organizations like the military at a disadvantage when the first thing you have to create is cohesion. You know, I mean, like, where we where we have to go, like, hey, I mean, like. Like, nobody gives a. My entire life, they're light green or dark.

[Ben]

Don't even get me started on dark marketing either, because that's what a majority of politicians do. And that's a whole other thing. Like, I was talking about this, you know, the study of memetics, the study of how thought spreads like a virus through communities. All that stuff is very applicable right now, and it's only evolving.

[Jimmy]

We actually. It's amazing.

[Lewis]

I didn't know y' all are gonna go Oprah at Winfrey on me. So I gotta get a super chat rate. Six Jedi guys, 20 bucks. Mike, put this on red for me.

[Tyler]

I'm in. I'll live stream it.

[Lewis]

All right, you guys can keep going live streaming.

[Matt]

20 on red, baby.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Dude, we. I mean, we actually have some really smart, dynamic people on this panel. Like. Like, it's wild. Matt. Matt is super smart.

[Ben]

Obviously.

[Jimmy]

We got a dude from West Pointy. All of these freaking smart guys here. Like, we should just shut up and let them talk.

[Matt]

I'm just a chocolate bar.

[Chris]

Well, I think there's something. You said that. Emotional manipulation.

[Lewis]

He's like, thanks, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

I didn't see enough.

[Matt]

Anyway.

[Chris]

Listen, I've dealt with the West Point thing so long now it's just like. Yeah, but I mean, so the. The sweatshirt I had back at home, I. Charlie's in. I always walk in.

[Jimmy]

Everyone's like, oh, you're the West Point kid.

[Chris]

I'm like, dude, I'm a guy at.

[Jimmy]

The bar having a whiskey. It doesn't matter.

[Chris]

But I won't go about you.

[Lewis]

I'm cool like you guys.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Inside for four years while you got throughout the woods. I'm cool.

[Jimmy]

I'm one of you.

[Chris]

This is Japanese, your point of emotional manipulation. So I think when you talk about the root of the divisiveness that happens across the country and that is absent from the infantry platoon. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

The military.

[Chris]

What I think it is, is I think it's a lack of accountability about the younger generation. And maybe I can speak to this, because I'm probably. I'm on that weird cusp of, like, millennial. And.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, you are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank.

[Chris]

I'm on the council, but I'm not the rank. That's a great start.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

I think I'm a huge Star wars guy.

[Chris]

But no, Jimmy is. I think it comes to a lack of accountability.

[Ben]

Absolutely.

[Chris]

If you can find somebody. And this is, I think, a very common theme. And I see it with a lot of, like, my brothers were raised right, but a lot of my brother's friends. I see this with, if you can find somebody else to blame for your problems. I didn't get that A on that math test because of this. Well, I didn't get that job because of this. Oh, I couldn't bench press this because of I had a bad night's sleep and somebody made me do chores and my mom made me take out the trash or whatever. Like. Like, if I can blame somebody else for my problems instead of just taking the accountability, saying, hey, I need to work harder, I need to study harder, I need to apply harder, I need to maybe work a job so I get a better job.

[Ben]

Strategic survival, right?

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Do survival. If you don't have that either born of an environment or taught to you by a mentor or by a parental figure.

[Matt]

By a father specifically.

[Chris]

Father specifically.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Or a father figure also.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

That's where I think the younger generation is failing. And that's where I think the divisiveness this is because it's not so much black, white, Asian, Hispanic, whatever. The race thing doesn't matter. I think as much. I think it's the fact that everybody's trying to blame somebody else for their own problems that they can't solve.

[Ben]

Yes. And that lead. That's exactly what I meant by external validation. If you're being influenced on who am I? How do I process emotion? By external factors that are trying to turn you into a certain. Play you into a certain narrative, then you don't have an identity. Right. You don't have a way to balance yourself and know your inner authority. Right. Your gut instincts. Right. You're gonna. What happens when we ignore our gut? Nine times out of ten, we overthink it. We up and make the wrong decision. Like, damn, I should have just doing. My gut told me, man. So, yeah, I completely agree. Because how can you be accountable if you're only influenced from the outside world? Right.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Well, that's the thing, too, is when you have that good influence, trust it. It take a step at it. And if you're wrong, you're wrong.

[Ben]

Yeah. It's empowering, though, and you learn.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But also, I think there's that lack of confidence where kids don't definitely want to step out that comfort zone and take a chance and maybe be wrong. I think there's this also stigma.

[Ben]

I'm scared to be wrong because everything's a lie. Right. So you know, in your gut, your instinct is like, this is all but it's the only reality that you know.

[Chris]

So they play into the game.

[Ben]

So you're gonna have an imposter syndrome.

[Matt]

Going take it a step further. Ask yourself, why are all these kids getting raised like that?

[Ben]

100 agree, bro.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Matt]

What rise in the last, what, 10 to 15 years, feminism went up. We started telling women that you don't need a husband. You can leave that guy and actually take him for money and get everything else from the state.

[Tyler]

Buy a new Subaru and you could.

[Matt]

Buy a new Subaru. You know, you can live your life and it's a hashbags, Maybe wrx. But the point being, at the end of the day, we have right now, at least my generation growing up, up. I've seen the majority of the people I know grow up without father figures. So what that turns into is young men. Instead of growing up and understanding how to be a man, how to make sure that you're checking your emotion, how to make sure that you're doing the right thing, how to do manly things. Instead, they're being raised by females that were told men are the issue.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Matt]

So now you have females, their sons, you are the issue.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Because so is your father. And then when they grow up, they act like this and they don't do the right thing, too.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Guest]

In the doctor. And they shove them on pills.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Guest]

Getting an ass whooping.

[Matt]

And that's exactly what a female would do. Instead of a man, if my kid acts up, guess what? I'm slapping him in his face. Period.

[Lewis]

Backhanded or no.

[Matt]

Backhanded every time.

[Lewis]

Yeah. You gotta throw the disrespect.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

It's a disrespect hand.

[Ben]

That's why I joined the Marine Corps right out of high school. This guy came from that exact scenario you just described.

[Matt]

Yep.

[Ben]

And thank God for that's the reality.

[Matt]

For a lot of these young men. And that's the issue you. Because you have. And it's exactly what, like Ben said. Instead of you slapping your kid in the face and saying, bro, what are you stupid? Like, don't do that. Now they're taking them to a doctor. The doctor gets paid by a company to prescribe medication. So instead of you slapping your kid and it's all right, now he's taking 30 different. There you go.

[Jimmy]

She did that.

[Guest]

Toxic masculine.

[Ben]

She got the wooden spoon in the belt, man.

[Tyler]

Toxic masculinity thing that can happen to.

[Guest]

A boy has been raised by.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Guest]

A female.

[Tyler]

Alone.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, alone.

[Lewis]

You know what I mean?

[Jimmy]

I don't want them to clip you on that one.

[Tyler]

They just conf the.

[Chris]

So I'll take that a step further too. So I think somebody who is raised like that.

[Lewis]

Somebody said, Somebody said in the comments, they're like, this guy does long safety briefs.

[Jimmy]

That's got to be my favorite.

[Matt]

My favorite.

[Chris]

My longest safety breath ever was. Was a minute flat. I kept it to it. I let my PSG get the safety.

[Jimmy]

Briefs that way to piggyback on the current.

[Lewis]

Piggyback.

[Chris]

No, but I think to that point also too. I think when you have young men raised like that. And so I grew up in a divorced household, but my dad was present. So I was very lucky in that respect. But I think the people who raise up in a truly single household with only a mother present, who maybe is. Does not have the same strong willed qualities a man has, those usually the people who end up not respecting women. And then that causes a lot of.

[Jimmy]

Other issues we can go into too.

[Chris]

Whether it's emotional abuse, physical abuse, whatever.

[Jimmy]

Right.

[Chris]

So it creates. It creates a really bad cycle.

[Lewis]

The widest statement I've ever heard in my life was, I grew up in a divorced household. Yeah.

[Matt]

That'S the widest.

[Chris]

Household.

[Lewis]

It's still. It's still a household.

[Tyler]

I thought it was.

[Lewis]

I still had mom and dad.

[Matt]

Oh, I was gonna.

[Jimmy]

Damn, dude. You had to throw that.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What are you just preempting him?

[Tyler]

I can't say it. You can't?

[Jimmy]

Snake.

[Lewis]

Is it worth it?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Pocket snakes.

[Tyler]

He's like, yeah.

[Matt]

Because my family was actually married.

[Tyler]

My family was actually married.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I mean, my. My. My mom and dad split up.

[Matt]

I mean, I have a car because.

[Jimmy]

The fucking army is what they do.

[Tyler]

I could write it down and send it to you. That's a good. It's a good one. Thanks to me.

[Lewis]

Oh, your parents because of the army?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, because my dad was deployed all the time.

[Lewis]

That's got to be hard on a family, dude. You gotta be a submissive family to do that. Like new, new schools every year.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, well, I mean, we were out at Bragg, but I mean, he was always gone. He was always gone.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. I guess if you're. If you stay at one place. I don't know. I don't know which is worse.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I want my, you know, not going in there. My wife, my mom watches this show. My dad.

[Lewis]

Your mom must be so proud, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

My mom. Let me.

[Guest]

Let me.

[Jimmy]

My poor mom was on the phone with us when we got attacked. So. Like, she attacked? Yeah, like I was on the phone with Spoiler I'm like, hey, mom, how you doing?

[Tyler]

Where were you?

[Jimmy]

I was downrange.

[Tyler]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

And then I, and I forgot, like, I went to go hang up the phone and run to the battle position and didn't hang up the phone. So she just listened to the whole gunfight.

[Lewis]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

She didn't hear Jimmy, put that beer down. I didn't call it from the bear because I'm not crazy. I mean, although me and Clint have got to go back and forth on, like, crazy asparagus story because I had.

[Tyler]

It'll be a while.

[Jimmy]

I, I had a long story.

[Matt]

Pineapples in the Yingling.

[Guest]

You remember that picture of the kid with the Miller light and he's got the cigarette and he says, I told that teaching lady, you know, whatever the meme floating around, that's actually a picture of Jimmy when he was a kid.

[Matt]

Lady.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

But I got a 117 GT score, so, I mean, like, I wasn't.

[Matt]

What is that close enough to West Point as you get.

[Tyler]

Really? I don't know.

[Matt]

West Point's 120.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I, I don't know.

[Tyler]

They showed me a video of dudes jumping airplanes.

[Jimmy]

I think, I'm asking, you know, I think you could do this. You got to get a congressional appointment.

[Lewis]

I want to be a Ranger.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Did you, did you go to ranger school? No.

[Chris]

That's so that's a real sore subject.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I went.

[Chris]

No, you're good. No, I went. I went three times. Three times. No go.

[Jimmy]

So what with mountains.

[Tyler]

Congratulations.

[Chris]

No, no, no. So first time young and dumb. Lieutenant.

[Tyler]

Congratulations.

[Chris]

Went through failed push ups. Went with 101st. And you didn't get to go back till after up. My shoulder on deployment.

[Jimmy]

Right.

[Chris]

Went back two more times after captain scores, and I was like, oh, my shoulder's up. So now I'm just been doing rehab trying to get it.

[Lewis]

Are you going back?

[Chris]

Try to go back at some point.

[Jimmy]

Kind of important for officers.

[Chris]

It's very important. So for me, it's like I go on this deployment and then post deployment, hopefully get a shot to go back. How it works for us, like, with. Once you're a company commander, they're kind of like, very hesitant to send you because it's like what added value you're bringing to us now. Yeah, but the ultimate goal is, like, once I'm actually, like, healthy, either a get surgery or get a bunch of injections and get my shoulder right.

[Matt]

Oh, Mike, got you.

[Chris]

I'm gonna say the other, like, most suburbia, like, white dude thing is like it's the only thing I've ever failed in my life. So it's definitely like a sticking point of like S2.

[Lewis]

We had an S2, I think lieutenant. I don't know. He worked at S2.

[Matt]

Underground?

[Lewis]

No, he worked at battalion. I don't know. He was a chubby or lieutenant and they sent him to Ranger school and we forgot he existed. He came back nine months later. They just kept recycling, cycling them.

[Jimmy]

In the gulag.

[Lewis]

Nine months later, they were not letting come home. Yeah, eventually.

[Jimmy]

I mean, are they keeping people in the gulag for that long these days or.

[Chris]

Yeah, well, so it flip flops it. So when I went through, it was like one and done. Like if you didn't get it, like, hey, sucks to suck, bro. You're unit will send you back when they send you back.

[Jimmy]

Is that just for officers? Are they doing that to everybody?

[Matt]

Probably because there's so many girls going.

[Chris]

Like the like eyeballs. Like once you commission infantry, you go through your, yeah, sure, you officer course and then you go to Ranger school, Airborne school, the whole nine nowadays, at least back when I was there at Benning in 23rd, 2024, they were keeping lieutenants there for essentially an indefinite amount of time until they pass Ranger school. See, there was dudes going 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 times in a row. And now they finally started to cut it off. Say, okay after three times, if you're up or you're hurt, you just keep failing. It's like, hey man, we're sending your unit. Get some experience. Once you get experience, we'll send you back.

[Jimmy]

Back later. I never saw a Pl that didn't have a Ranger dad.

[Matt]

Me neither.

[Jimmy]

I never seen. I never.

[Chris]

It was first time for everything, I guess.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, no, I mean, I'm not saying that, Jimmy. I mean, I really, I'm. I'm not trying to like, I. It's a, it's a different mentality and I don't know, I mean, it was just, it was a different army. But like they were like, we're not sending you to the unit until you get your tab. It was like, you know, graduate from West Point iobc, Ranger School, go to your unit. That's. That's the pipeline. And if you, you not going anywhere until you get to Ranger school.

[Chris]

Yeah, that's, that's the pipeline. Sort of it's flipped like that. It's where sometimes like Fort Benning will be like, very much like you're gonna go do this thing and we'll keep you there. But what they found out is that. And part of it, I think, was also for me was the COVID backlog because I commissioned 20. So then you had this weird. Like, you had to quarantine everywhere. Then you need the vaccine. Then you're quarantined before every school. So you have this.

[Matt]

The jab.

[Chris]

Like, when we went to go to. We called it Ranger platoon, which is like the pre training platoon. It's like, all right, so you just got here. Your school date will be like, three months from now. We're PTing, like, three days a week because you can't have groups larger than 20. Like, it was a super bizarre time. It's a very, very bizarre time in the army. And then you also have conventionally just trying to send guys, right? So it's like, are you going to prioritize only infantry lieutenants and like this E5 or E4 who trained up, went through his unit and sitting down there and said, well, you're not a lieutenant, so you can't get. So there's this weird, like, how do.

[Matt]

We balance it out?

[Chris]

Balance it out because we have to follow these mandatory DoD restrictions, but at the same time.

[Matt]

Thanks, buddy.

[Chris]

You want this expectation of. The infantry officer has a Ranger tab. So, yeah, they balance. It was.

[Lewis]

We got to move on to another video.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Lewis]

I'm usually sick of the cop talk, but now I'm sick of the army.

[Matt]

Hey, it's fair Lewis.

[Tyler]

Rather quick.

[Jimmy]

Roll that beautiful bean footage. Lewis is like, I had nothing to do for hours. All I was doing. I'm just pushing buttons over here. He's. He's turning it off.

[Tyler]

This is a distractionary buttons. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Is that a grandma?

[Tyler]

That's good stuff, right? That's just.

[Lewis]

That's it. No context. That's it.

[Tyler]

That's it.

[Lewis]

Belly, belly to back. Suplex onto the pavement. Looked like an elderly lady. Wild was probably resisting arrest.

[Jimmy]

Does she need to get.

[Matt]

I saw her resist.

[Chris]

I did, too.

[Matt]

I would. I would have suplexed.

[Lewis]

We don't know what happened.

[Matt]

I think he was in danger for his life.

[Lewis]

We don't know what happened.

[Jimmy]

We don't know.

[Lewis]

That was like suplex city.

[Jimmy]

I. I really need to. We've got to show the. The dude with the cowboy hat. I need to.

[Tyler]

I got it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I need to revoke his status.

[Tyler]

Play that one. This is a. This is a good video.

[Jimmy]

Clint's gonna back me up on this one.

[Ben]

And staff in your agency so out of shape, they can't even wear their mandatory tack vests. That is because your agency no longer Operates in the world we call reality. When I started doing this job back in the late 90s, there were PFQs and officers got to work out on duty. They got paid for it, which makes sense.

[Lewis]

Sense.

[Ben]

It is kind of a physical job, the last time I checked. So now there's no PFQs and the agencies don't pay for you to work out. And so then you have people who can't do anything.

[Jimmy]

I don't get it.

[Ben]

I run a law firm. I pay for my lawyers to go to conventions, to get continuing education because the law requires it, but also because that's how you train them. That's how they stay mentally fit to be your lawyer. So maybe we bring back the PFQs. It seems like reality would dictate state. Yes.

[Tyler]

This guy McNichols, the great, like, great firm, California. And he has it all figured out. It's unfortunate that he can't practice in Florida because I actually reached out to him and his. One of his partners gave me a lot of help. But I mean, that's. That guy coming in clutch. What seems very. What should be common practice, right?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like we want our cops to be.

[Tyler]

In good shape and want our cops to be able to do physical.

[Jimmy]

The other side has one.

[Tyler]

You got an attorney that knows that, but you have police agencies that have no standard.

[Lewis]

They don't care.

[Tyler]

And it's.

[Lewis]

They just want you to sit in a patrol car.

[Jimmy]

Take it easy.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Ben]

That's why I can't believe when people say defund the police.

[Jimmy]

Like, you know, I think all that.

[Tyler]

Should be mandatory fitness.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

You should have to go to the gym like an hour a day or 100. Like they should say, you're going to. Yeah, go walk around. Go walk on the treadmill. I don't care what you do.

[Lewis]

Oh, man, me and my wife has so much common. She said that was beautiful. She wasn't listening to commands. Yeah, we were meant to be.

[Tyler]

There you go. I have no problem with that video.

[Matt]

W. Heather.

[Tyler]

She pulled away and it was.

[Matt]

And he. She reached and he teached grandma. Find out.

[Jimmy]

Jesus Christ.

[Lewis]

Mike. Mike's contribution is done for the day. Day we out of videos, dude.

[Tyler]

My contribution's done for the day.

[Lewis]

Can you at least throw a pin at you with.

[Tyler]

Yeah, go talk about, like, go ahead, do push ups. Talk about the army.

[Lewis]

Go ahead, talk about the army.

[Jimmy]

At least you were in the.

[Matt]

Leave tomorrow.

[Tyler]

I've. I'm done. I've contributed for the last time this year.

[Jimmy]

I mean, hey, I.

[Lewis]

For the Year?

[Tyler]

Yes. For me.

[Lewis]

You're not coming back till after New Year's, like, the week after.

[Tyler]

Oh, yeah, I guess you're making. He's gonna be remote the 29th. Yeah, I'll be back.

[Matt]

Yeah, he gotta be remote.

[Tyler]

God damn it.

[Matt]

We're doing a Christmas show, Mike.

[Tyler]

Damn it.

[Matt]

We're gonna be live on Christmas. You got to be there.

[Jimmy]

No, we are not.

[Tyler]

Where's the video?

[Guest]

I might.

[Lewis]

I might go live with the homies.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I'll go with you, but, like, I mean, I'm gonna have to, like, clear that with household six. She ain't not gonna be go live.

[Lewis]

In the trap house, bro.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I could have her back there up. I was like. That was like some straightforward.

[Matt]

There'd be more views if Lily's in the back smoking the. Smoking the new.

[Jimmy]

Could you stop with the hand gestures? Oh, my God, dc, you're killing me.

[Lewis]

The really big Newport, I was about to say.

[Ben]

That's a giant Newport there, man.

[Jimmy]

Fucking karate chop you right in the neck. Oh, we just took them. They were.

[Tyler]

What?

[Jimmy]

They were.

[Lewis]

Is the fan still rolling?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I have to take that. I have to secure power and then take that.

[Lewis]

You know what I was thinking? I'd rather have a fan that's on all the time than a fan I can't turn on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

The little pull thing broke. That looks like the dog tag.

[Chris]

I.

[Jimmy]

So I have to turn the power off.

[Lewis]

Like, it broke, like, in the system.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's why you can't turn it off. Right?

[Matt]

Coming to you live from the trash.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

Turn into like a. Those windmills that generates power.

[Jimmy]

Windmills that generate power.

[Tyler]

Like, you could spin off Jimmy Goes Green.

[Matt]

Brought to you by Antihero.

[Lewis]

It really helps smoke in the room.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Hey, man, the she shed's awesome, dude. Don't. Don't with it.

[Lewis]

Oh, but you're not there now.

[Guest]

Now.

[Lewis]

No, you're in the main house.

[Jimmy]

I'm in the. I'm in the big house now.

[Lewis]

The big house.

[Jimmy]

You're.

[Matt]

Let that smoke in the big house.

[Jimmy]

I almost went. Pulled Django on that one.

[Lewis]

When you guys need to smoke, do you just go smoke?

[Jimmy]

I don't. I. Dude, I.

[Matt]

They smoke in the house.

[Jimmy]

One of the things that I absolutely hate is people smoking inside.

[Guest]

Like, I.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, Lily was.

[Chris]

Just in there doing. I'm like it.

[Lewis]

I don't care.

[Jimmy]

It's not my house. You know.

[Matt]

Right now.

[Ben]

I feel you, bro it.

[Jimmy]

But now I'm like, we. We have put a moratorium on It. There's another big word for you.

[Guest]

Yeah, I don't even know.

[Tyler]

I know that one. I got that one moratorium.

[Matt]

But your wife stopped.

[Tyler]

Like, temporarily stopped.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but it's a complete moratorium. So it's not.

[Tyler]

It's not a territory Jimmy. For Turkey.

[Matt]

He forbidded it. We've quit.

[Jimmy]

So shall be written.

[Lewis]

Valkyrie with 10 bucks. Nice, buddy. Trap. Shed live from the trap.

[Tyler]

Yeah. I look small next to you, dude. I mean, the chat's talking about it, dude.

[Matt]

Like, Jimmy Martin Luther King Avenue.

[Tyler]

I should have left my hoodie on.

[Jimmy]

No, I actually live in safety.

[Lewis]

Why?

[Tyler]

Jack, dude. Oh, yeah.

[Lewis]

You look pretty good, dude. The way the light's hitting off you, really shaping those delts. It looks good.

[Tyler]

Hard work, man.

[Matt]

Mike's showing off his airborne tattoo.

[Tyler]

Three ccs.

[Jimmy]

It's all he's got, man. Leave him alone.

[Lewis]

You airborne, bro?

[Jimmy]

No, actually, I mean, I'll be honest. I mean, it looks nice. It's kind. It does look nice.

[Matt]

I'm not saying. I never said it didn't.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean, better than Jimmy's tattoo.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You mean the one for my dead friends?

[Matt]

Here goes Jimmy, pulling out the dead friends card.

[Tyler]

Stupid tattoo you got Jimmy.

[Lewis]

It's like, no, he's my dead friend.

[Jimmy]

It's my buddy there, Kia.

[Lewis]

Whoops.

[Jimmy]

And then Mike came in. He's like, what? He's like, are you.

[Tyler]

He's the most heartless, unintentional.

[Matt]

Tyler the Destroyer.

[Tyler]

But it's like, I didn't mean to. I know you didn't.

[Jimmy]

I know. I'm telling you because I love you. If. If.

[Lewis]

If Madden. My apologies. It won't ever happen again.

[Jimmy]

If Madden or Biscus or any of those dudes, or Rondell or any of them, if they were there. The guys that are tattooed on Rondell. Rondell. Rondell. Not Rondell. Not Rondell.

[Lewis]

The one not. Not Rondell. Gross.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, gross. Spit that out. I hate you.

[Ben]

So.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but, like, if they'd been there, they would have been like, yeah, Jimmy, why don't you get a better tattoo for us? You. That's all we get, is jail.

[Lewis]

Get it quick when you came home. Trap, baby.

[Jimmy]

Do it up. I. I got. I. I got. I got. I got really hammered and.

[Tyler]

No way.

[Jimmy]

I'm dead serious.

[Chris]

I got.

[Jimmy]

I got really hammered. If you've ever been to Schofield. You ever go to Schofield? There's a bar right outside Schofield Barracks called Kimu Farms. I got really hammered. To Kimu Farms.

[Tyler]

Toothpick and Pen Dye.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

No.

[Jimmy]

No, no, I actually. Those are expensive, dude. Like, because you're in Hawaii. Like, they actually have some, like, you know, Jedi Masters that do that. So. But, yeah, I got drunk and I got their names tattooed, and I was.

[Tyler]

You know, and Tyler all over it.

[Matt]

And then Tyler exposed him.

[Tyler]

That was. It was during the break. We were putting up the wall, right?

[Lewis]

Yeah, we were building the wall.

[Tyler]

Building the wall.

[Jimmy]

Building the wall.

[Tyler]

You guys get a wall brick by brick.

[Matt]

Must be nice.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You haven't seen the wall?

[Lewis]

Oh, you haven't been in there?

[Tyler]

Well, you seen it on. You seen it on the tv. He watches the show.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but it's. It's totally different in real life.

[Ben]

Different.

[Tyler]

It's like.

[Jimmy]

It looks like.

[Tyler]

It looks like this in real life.

[Chris]

It's not.

[Jimmy]

It's not because of the builders. It's because of people who put up the goddamn drywall.

[Tyler]

The wall is crooked.

[Chris]

You sure?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, we're positive. Yeah, I put a level on it.

[Lewis]

It sounds like an excuse, but the walls are janky in here, dude.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, they. They were not.

[Matt]

I tell you to go home to Home Depot and just get somebody to.

[Tyler]

Fix it, because anymore.

[Chris]

No, you can.

[Lewis]

No, they're all gone. They're gone, dude. Really? That's in Orlando.

[Jimmy]

You think that's.

[Lewis]

Dude, there's a vacuum in the lawn care business right now. Now in Florida, where, like, they don't have anybody in mo lawns. All of their workers are gone.

[Tyler]

Where they go back to Mexico.

[Lewis]

Or. Or they actually are hiding. Like, they won't go to work. They're afraid they're gonna picked up.

[Matt]

Yeah, but honestly, now is a good time to do your roof.

[Lewis]

As soon as everything's backed up. How is it a good day?

[Matt]

You just take them away.

[Tyler]

You have to pay for it.

[Matt]

Five hours before this shift is done.

[Lewis]

They're all here.

[Chris]

Hello.

[Tyler]

Short five grand. It's a three grand, right?

[Matt]

Or as soon as they're done, you.

[Tyler]

Just, you know, make a phone call.

[Matt]

Hey, I got these guys on my roof, but I don't think they're. Yeah, legit. And you get the tools for free.

[Guest]

As they're putting the last mail.

[Jimmy]

That's a clip for you right there.

[Matt]

Oh, man. Jose just starts sprinting.

[Lewis]

He made himself laugh.

[Jimmy]

I know he made.

[Ben]

That reminds me of that video.

[Matt]

Oh, man.

[Ben]

Do y' all remember the amazing racist.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Ben]

On YouTube doing that same. He was picking up the guys and.

[Lewis]

Then driving immigration and they jump out the car.

[Matt]

Ice, man.

[Lewis]

That's old school.

[Ben]

Yeah, good old.

[Tyler]

Good old YouTube.

[Jimmy]

When the. When the Internet and YouTube was the wild West.

[Lewis]

When it wasn't over. It's back.

[Tyler]

It's back. YouTube. No, Instagram's back. It's a while.

[Matt]

I see more. I'm able to post Nick now. Yeah, I can post him and it doesn't get take down.

[Tyler]

Yeah, it's pretty wide open.

[Ben]

Evolving, which is very funny.

[Tyler]

Owns.

[Matt]

Well, meta. Right. He owns Facebook and Instagram.

[Tyler]

But he started fighting mma, man. Yeah, he came around now.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he changed with.

[Tyler]

I saw him. No, he was fighting Marab on ufc.

[Lewis]

It's Mark Jewish.

[Tyler]

Zuckerberg, of course.

[Lewis]

Okay, I would like to see.

[Matt]

He's the head of a Fortune 500 company.

[Jimmy]

He's Jewish.

[Lewis]

Mark. Mark Zuckerberg versus Paul Miller. Paul Miller.

[Matt]

Paul Miller.

[Tyler]

Somebody offered Palmer to fight Rampage Jackson. He said he would for money.

[Lewis]

Oh, like an exhibition.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, I think it was. I think it was. Aiden Ross said it to him.

[Matt]

I mean, not for nothing, Paul Miller's origin story is pretty good. It's pretty good. I mean, I can clearly see how he turned out the way he turned out.

[Tyler]

He's a jack.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he went to prison.

[Tyler]

He was a world champion.

[Lewis]

Sawed off shotgun.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Like, he lived in Fort Lauderdale.

[Jimmy]

Before.

[Matt]

That was before his origin story came out in New York. Before that.

[Lewis]

Yeah, when he got jumped by antifa. Huh? Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Hey, before I Forget, Marcos Villa. 20 bucks for gas station beer money.

[Matt]

Let's go.

[Lewis]

Marcos added to the beer fund, baby. Thank you, Marcus.

[Jimmy]

Beer.

[Matt]

If anybody wants to see Mike bet live, drop the super chats.

[Tyler]

Yeah, we're going to. Allegedly.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Mike, I've been meaning to ask you. When you sports bet, what do you do? Parlays? Do you single bets or not sports bet at all? You only do sports.

[Tyler]

I run out. We run a show on Sundays where we. I was hot last week. Degenerates. Yeah, we. We do. I'm. I just. I'm gonna sound like a real degenerate. It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen fast enough.

[Jimmy]

Louis, will you put the camera on me, please?

[Lewis]

Jimmy's in trouble in the chats. His wife thinks he has two phones.

[Jimmy]

It's a charger.

[Chris]

I swear to God, I gave him the charger.

[Lewis]

There was no LOL there. There was.

[Tyler]

Why the.

[Lewis]

Does Jimmy have.

[Jimmy]

No, I gave him the battery pack.

[Tyler]

That's my charger.

[Jimmy]

He's laughing now. Okay, we're good.

[Guest]

We're good.

[Jimmy]

Otherwise, like, I'm. I'm gonna sc. Well, remember, I thought it was too. It was ja. That was like Jimmy's got two pose. He's a fucking trap. Lord.

[Lewis]

Fucking cooking that dude trap.

[Jimmy]

Lord.

[Tyler]

Yes.

[Matt]

As soon as he walks.

[Tyler]

Sports betting isn't enough. It's not fast enough for me. I need it right now.

[Lewis]

Talk about the craziness that. That Raiders game I see.

[Tyler]

That was insane.

[Matt]

What happened?

[Lewis]

The NFL is rigged.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Pete Carroll's the coach.

[Chris]

Here's why I don't think the NFL's rigged. Because the NFL was rigged. With Taylor Swift and the whole Travis Kelsey happening, the Chiefs would be winning the Super Bowls. Wait, wait.

[Ben]

They're already convinced it's not rigged? Maybe they did it to convince me. It's a psyop, man.

[Jimmy]

We can't go. It's not a psyop. It's I O.

[Matt]

We support Swifties here.

[Chris]

The information.

[Matt]

I'm gonna cancel.

[Tyler]

I hate the fact that I like the music.

[Lewis]

You like Taylor Swift. Oh, that's right. You do.

[Jimmy]

I gotta. I got a teenage daughter.

[Lewis]

I'm very brave of you, dude. That is bold in a room full of things.

[Matt]

You kind of took the wing out of it.

[Lewis]

You took the wind out of our sails when you just say, I like Taylor.

[Tyler]

So what am I gonna do?

[Lewis]

Like, all right.

[Tyler]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

I mean.

[Lewis]

So Gabriel rather catch you listening to it.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

And then you, like, turn on, like, Hitler music.

[Jimmy]

I gotta.

[Chris]

I gotta.

[Jimmy]

I gotta cook. I gotta cook real quick. So the whole reason I'm on this show is because a certain guy that was in the Delta Force knew a really good friend of mine named Greg Leech, and I've never gotten the chance to talk about it.

[Lewis]

You just ran out of breath talking again.

[Jimmy]

I'm talking about my friend who killed himself.

[Lewis]

So you kind of brought it out of nowhere. We were talking about Taylor.

[Jimmy]

I know, but. Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it. Hold on.

[Ben]

He, like.

[Jimmy]

He was in the Delta Force, Greg, and he loved Taylor Swift. Oh, so that's where. That's the connection.

[Lewis]

It's a little.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Like, it's like. I mean, he do love Taylor Swift, but he was killed more people in smallpox.

[Tyler]

And so I don't like her. I don't like anything she stands for, but I can't help it.

[Lewis]

I can't believe people like her music.

[Tyler]

Can't help it. Dude.

[Jimmy]

She started out as a country singer and she couldn't make it. She was rejected by our people.

[Ben]

Oh, she made it. They just realized there's way more money over here in pop, man. Yeah, they crossed her over pretty quick once they realized that that's all that was A rebrand.

[Tyler]

Taylor Swift sucks. I hope she does.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I think I like her. I mean, she's got a better deal. Travis Kelsey, I like her more now. She's gonna better deal.

[Lewis]

You think that's an arranged thing?

[Jimmy]

That is. That is arranged by guys like me?

[Tyler]

Of course.

[Matt]

That's guys like Matt locking them in.

[Lewis]

Matt's like what I do.

[Ben]

Wait, like how much money Taylor Swift makes?

[Jimmy]

No, no, I'm talking about her and Travis Kelsey.

[Tyler]

He's playing it off to bring it to the NFL to bring.

[Jimmy]

You cannot tell the Swifties to the brand to brand.

[Ben]

So I do. So I'll, I'll, I'll just. Just talk about how the industry does work, right? The industry usually does not create controversy. So like example, like let's say in rap music, Tupac and Biggie, right, they're not creating. You're gonna me up. I. Hold on.

[Lewis]

They.

[Ben]

They weren't. They didn't create the beef, quote unquote, between Death Row and Bad Boy. Absolutely took full advantage, made sure they got all their media marketed it and enhanced it it through the media, right? So I mean, that. That's what the industry does. It doesn't create conflict. It just absolutely seizes that and takes full advantage of it, blows it up, monetizes it. That's how that business works. And they don't care about the repercussions. They don't have to pay them. And why do you think they get insurance on artists and then enhance these deadly controversies and then an artist dies. They're cashing in. They're not hoping that happens. That's not the goal.

[Jimmy]

Why is Six Nine still alive?

[Ben]

Six Nine. Smart man. He knows how to move in this industry and he sees. He sees it for what it is. And so, you know, with him Mexican, can you really blame him for even. Even ratting? I don't. I mean, yeah.

[Matt]

I mean, not for Six Nine Beef is anybody who co signs that him snitching was a bad thing is an idiot. It literally came out from the FBI that the own people that were taking his money to go chill and have parties.

[Ben]

Here's my thing with that. That, right? I'm around that culture and I have a lot of respect for a lot of people in it as people straight up, Right. But I know I'm not. That's not my world right now. If I wanted to get farther in entertainment and I wanted to get like, let's say I wanted to go be initiated and get down, like become a blood or some, right? If I wanted to rep that, that would probably help me in certain circles with certain opportunities, because that is real in that industry. That is a huge thing. Right. But now I have to adhere to these rules and honor this code and I have to represent this. So now I'm in it. So then I'm being extorted for my, the money I'm bringing in, but I'm claiming it and I'm. And I'm on. At least on the surface level. Right. I'm in it. So yeah, I mean, do I blame him for. No, dude, because they, they, your girl, they, they kidnapped you, they were trying to kill you. I get it.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Ben]

All right. Because he, he just wanted to win. 6, 9 was always shock value before he blew up with the rainbow hair. He was wearing jerseys around and said cunt and all this crazy. Yeah, all that. Right. So he was always like that. So he wanted to win and he was going to do it at any cost. And he managed to get multiple number one records without playing the industry buy in game that is played with Billboard. So I have a lot of respect for how he moves around. That's why he's alive. He still got caught. Lacking in the gym. He got jumped, you know, I mean, at least he didn't get clapped, right? Like he's alive. So you know that. But that's my part of it though. Like if you're gonna rep that, you gotta live that street started coming out. The people that, that don't like that don't with the ratting because I, I understand that code. And if he's claiming that, you gotta live by the code.

[Jimmy]

Right? I'm joking.

[Ben]

So anyways, that, that's my two cents on that.

[Lewis]

I think he's a perfect mix. Mix of talent mixed with someone that knows the game. Thank you.

[Ben]

Yeah, and I love, I love the media run he's doing. I love the media run he's been doing. He's in jail though, right now.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Ben]

I think he got three months.

[Tyler]

I don't think he goes until after the first year.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Lewis]

So, yeah, Khalifa in prison in another country right now. I just saw.

[Ben]

No, he should be around here. You serious?

[Matt]

He's in Orlando.

[Ben]

He'll be in Tampa. I want to say Friday.

[Jimmy]

If anybody knows, it's this month.

[Ben]

Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Is so dude. But yeah, he should be in. I mean, I don't know where the.

[Lewis]

Sentence to nine months in jail in Romania for smoking cannabis on stage seven.

[Jimmy]

Damn.

[Lewis]

Well, I mean, as long as he's here, as long as you don't go back to Romania.

[Ben]

I guess not. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I assume he's not here. He's usually in LA day, man.

[Lewis]

He is not really in prison. He was recently sentenced in absentia.

[Ben]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, absentia, yeah.

[Tyler]

That means if he ever goes back, he's going to.

[Ben]

Damn.

[Tyler]

Abstinence.

[Jimmy]

Abstinent.

[Lewis]

A nine month jail term by Romanian court for drug possession. But he is currently in the United States and his legal team is appealing the decision.

[Ben]

Yeah, he'll, he'll fight, he'll fight that.

[Matt]

And he even go and then go back.

[Ben]

Yeah, he's rich as hell. He'll go do a sold out show out there once that gets dropped. But Wiz is awesome, man. I love Wiz Khalifa. That is cool.

[Jimmy]

You met that dude?

[Ben]

I've met him multiple times.

[Matt]

Yeah, he thought about like, how many times can I actually say out loud?

[Ben]

I mean, it doesn't matter.

[Lewis]

What do you guys do together?

[Ben]

One time I was at Mike Will Made it studio. He just came by to like knock out some verses. Another time was a show I was running in la that was a show for currency. But he was a special guest so I had to escort him through and it was a whole thing and then just other various times at events really. Just bumping into a little parties, little studio, things like that. Going to la. I work, I work with his producers. Yeah, I have, I have smoked weed with Wiz Khalifa, dude.

[Jimmy]

100.

[Ben]

Yeah, that was, he had a giant ass joint, lit it up, passed it around. He introduced himself on whiz. Like I didn't know who he was. Super cool guy, man.

[Lewis]

Nice. I feel like he looks a little more average than the average rapper. Slightly more average. So you might not know.

[Ben]

When he pulled up the first time, he had just Balenciaga all over for every chain. So it was, yeah, he was a little more low key at the show. He was surprised, but he's just a chill dude, man. He's pretty cool for being as famous as he is. Like, it's refreshing.

[Jimmy]

We've got to get that video. We've got to get it. The one with the cowboy hat.

[Tyler]

The, the fatal funnel. All right, let me find it.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I put it on my store.

[Lewis]

20 minutes. We can find it.

[Jimmy]

No, that's the one where the guy.

[Guest]

Talks about standing in the doorway and.

[Jimmy]

Absorbing wearing the cowboy hat.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Guest]

Yeah, I think Mike shared that.

[Matt]

That was. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Though Mike's like, I, I haven't contribution. Mike, where's that guy at? Like, I don't know. I. I don't.

[Guest]

You know what agency that is?

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Lewis]

I can't remember.

[Jimmy]

It was in our stories. We both know how the.

[Tyler]

I don't see it unless they deleted it. Oh, you know What?

[Jimmy]

No, it's 24 hours because BJJ has it up.

[Tyler]

Oh, he could push every thing, dude.

[Jimmy]

Damn. Here, I'll send it. Do you want me to send it to you, Mike? No.

[Tyler]

Well, if you don't record it, send it to me. Send it to me. I'll record it.

[Jimmy]

Okay, sending it to. I'm gonna send it to. Cot Bell rounds out thoughts.

[Tyler]

Yeah, that's what he always says.

[Lewis]

Oh, Lily's getting mad at CC in the comments. Oh, what are you doing, cc? What are you doing?

[Matt]

The flames.

[Lewis]

Lily's gonna look for that phone.

[Chris]

Cece said he played that double phone off real well.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah. And. And Lily's like, I'm not having it.

[Lewis]

That's who he talks to Becky with. You think it's funny, think it's a joke. And then someone lays down guys. So who's joking? I'm not Becky.

[Jimmy]

The is Becky.

[Lewis]

I don't know. Oh, I see. I see what you're doing.

[Jimmy]

Who the is.

[Chris]

Why are you.

[Tyler]

Dude, first of all, I would never. With a Becky with a really flat ass.

[Jimmy]

I mean, my sister's name is Rebecca.

[Tyler]

That's a little bit hard.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You're too close, though.

[Ben]

Too close to home.

[Jimmy]

Second of all, my wife will cut my balls off, so, you know.

[Matt]

Yeah, but she's gonna look for it in the truck no matter what.

[Jimmy]

She can go look.

[Lewis]

I don't give a.

[Matt]

She's gonna take the carburetor, the engine before she gives up.

[Jimmy]

This is. Tells me how much you don't know.

[Matt]

I'm not a mechanic.

[Chris]

I'm.

[Lewis]

Just buy a new one.

[Matt]

Just buy a new one.

[Jimmy]

Fuel injected, not carbureted.

[Matt]

So anti Semitic on the podcast.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you only.

[Lewis]

You're a free path as long as.

[Matt]

You'Re here next to me.

[Tyler]

Here comes the drunk cough.

[Matt]

That was my ju.

[Tyler]

It's right about.

[Jimmy]

I hit him with the. The burn pit long is what it is. Is.

[Tyler]

All right. You should have the video, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Yes. 47 minutes. Get it.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

I don't like this.

[Guest]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

We. We have enough people here that. I mean, everybody in here is qualified to tell you how stupid this guy is, but I have one thing I want.

[Lewis]

Give me a minute, bro.

[Jimmy]

No, I'm not talking about. No, I'm not talking about Lewis. I'M like, I try to be as nice as I can to that.

[Lewis]

Lewis is awesome.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

We spring so many videos on Lewis. Like, I know now, right now. Go, Lewis, go.

[Jimmy]

He's like, right.

[Lewis]

You got a bunch of people talking about you don't care about. And you're, like, clicking cameras.

[Tyler]

Good, Louis.

[Lewis]

Somebody goes, go now. Go.

[Tyler]

And you're like, oh, all right.

[Jimmy]

Watch this.

[Lewis]

Their guns out.

[Jimmy]

They're heavy head, right?

[Lewis]

And as soon as you see an.

[Jimmy]

Open door, what are you gonna do?

[Chris]

Plug it.

[Lewis]

Right?

[Tyler]

So, boom.

[Jimmy]

I'm standing in front of the door. My armor is covering the rest of.

[Tyler]

The team moving through the hallway.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Matt]

So somebody starts shooting.

[Jimmy]

I'm soaking up real.

[Tyler]

Yeah. Teaching academy kids.

[Matt]

Hopefully not.

[Jimmy]

Hopefully I can find her back, but.

[Tyler]

Okay, so that's Texas, I think.

[Matt]

Yeah. Yeah, that sounds right. Texas Selena.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Okay, there's a hat. All right, Right, let's.

[Tyler]

Am I racist? Can I say that? Like, I could say that, right? But if he had dreads and gold tea, I couldn't say, like, from Chicago.

[Matt]

Like, from Martin the King.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

So what agency is Selena?

[Tyler]

I believe it's Selena, Texas.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so starting. Which side of the room we starting on?

[Tyler]

I mean, it's pretty obvious that it's terrible. I mean, it made it my. If it makes it to my. If it makes it to my story.

[Lewis]

There's a difference between Pat. Like, a lot of people are gonna get the plate thing, like, plating. Somebody is essentially. If. If Mike's moving, I'm gonna cross that doorway in case someone pops around. I take a plate for him. I plate him. But you don't go stand in front of, like, on purpose. They're taking the room.

[Jimmy]

Purpose.

[Lewis]

That's what they're.

[Tyler]

No, they're gonna buy it first. What we're taught is you just flash the room. You're never gonna stop and stand.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that much I don't get.

[Tyler]

Each guy flashes the room as they go by. You flash.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Basically, the next guy's pulling security.

[Matt]

Pulling security.

[Tyler]

He's hard to shoot a moving target.

[Matt]

They're pretty much in an loa.

[Lewis]

Why are you stopping? If he's passing by the room I got.

[Matt]

Because he wants to take.

[Jimmy]

He wants to die. That's why.

[Matt]

Retire quick.

[Jimmy]

He wants that. I'm not.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Weird.

[Jimmy]

Weird.

[Tyler]

Somebody argued with me about it, that it was the right thing to do.

[Jimmy]

It is absolutely wrong. And I know more.

[Tyler]

Like what. What. What situation? I've never been to a.

[Matt]

Did you tell him to debate you? Was he a master?

[Tyler]

They won't do it.

[Ben]

I mean, if you're gonna stand in the. I'm not a CQB expert by any means, but if you're gonna stand in a doorway, why not just clear the room if you're supposed to be passing by? I get that.

[Jimmy]

Here's the thing.

[Ben]

Go in. I don't know if the door is.

[Lewis]

Is open.

[Jimmy]

Instead of standing in the fatal funnel. Yeah, it's the door.

[Matt]

Just.

[Tyler]

You could close the door, but I would fly.

[Jimmy]

Everything I learned, I would flash it, and you would lose the door.

[Tyler]

And then.

[Jimmy]

Now I have a door.

[Tyler]

It's harder to hit a moving target. Obviously, you're gonna go fat. I mean, your battle is just sprinting out of the building at that point, but I have no idea why you would stop. And he actually says to take my. So my plate can take the bullets.

[Jimmy]

No, if you're standing in the funnel.

[Tyler]

You'Re accepting the fact that you're ready to get shot.

[Lewis]

There's no. There's no other context to this right value.

[Tyler]

I've never trained. Like, you're. All right. You're the designated getting shot guy today. Like, if any. Anybody starts shooting. Tyler, you're up. Today's your day. You're gonna just stand there and get shot while we all run out?

[Matt]

Well, my buddy just texted me right now. He's a fed. He just went through one of their pipelines. I'm not gonna say which one, but he said they're teaching it right now. The feds, they go through it, but they never stand there. So, yeah, he's. Obviously.

[Jimmy]

I mean, you can either do that, or you can then flash it and then pie, you know?

[Tyler]

But they're not clearing it. That scenario there was. They were. Right.

[Ben]

Like.

[Tyler]

Clearing somebody out of the room, out of the thing. And we. I went to active shooter instructor class, and. And that's if you didn't know my.

[Matt]

Point to active intruder.

[Tyler]

I went to ntoa, Active shooter instructor class, Pelham, Alabama. Best Mexican restaurant I've ever been to. And not anymore. Yeah, now it's an Aldi, but, dude.

[Jimmy]

Justin says even police explorers don't get trained.

[Lewis]

That's right.

[Tyler]

And. But you're taught, like, if you have to go, you. You go fast. If you have to go buy an open door, it's fast.

[Chris]

It's not.

[Matt]

It's like crossing a road in the infantry. You don't just say, all right, let.

[Tyler]

Me just waddle down this road.

[Matt]

You zoom past there.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to figure out what it is.

[Tyler]

If you had A shield maybe I could see a shield. Like a roll at least like a roll shield. Like they have the floor shield. Like floor to floor the top shields. Maybe would shield door.

[Jimmy]

I don't know.

[Tyler]

Keep going.

[Lewis]

You're number one. He standing there is with getting in the room. Is he standing there, Clear the fatal funnel just to give instruction.

[Tyler]

No, he said you're on my plate. Carrier is going to take the bullets while you go by. So he's taking the shots. He's getting shot. That was what he said.

[Jimmy]

A.

[Lewis]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What about a perceived empty room and he's letting a team go by?

[Tyler]

It's an unknown is what he's getting.

[Matt]

So an unknown area.

[Tyler]

Yeah, yeah, but in an unknown, you flash and go, what, what? You're bypassing it.

[Chris]

I'm not a cop. But at that point, like if you're. If there's an unknown in the room, you don't know if there's an enemy in there. Why don't you just hold the corner? Exactly.

[Tyler]

There's enough context here. They're getting, they're evacing somebody. What he's talking about is like, like I believe they're evacing like maybe somebody shot and they're getting them out building. So it's, it's, it's a speed thing.

[Jimmy]

It's not that clear.

[Ben]

So by that logic though, you don't want to stand. You're the bullet sponge.

[Tyler]

You're the bullet sponge. You're the bullet sponge.

[Matt]

I think that's a.

[Jimmy]

That sounds like weird. That's.

[Ben]

So your whole team could get taken out, basically. And it's fine.

[Jimmy]

Like, I mean, police officers. First of all, we're arguing the wrong point. First of all, if he's standing in the doorway and he takes fire and we just leaving him there, are we gonna pass the vacuum? Are we gonna have a gunfight? I mean, we have to figure that out. You're not just gonna stand there and be like, all right.

[Ben]

We gotta get this guy.

[Lewis]

He would have wanted us to keep moving. That's why he stood there.

[Jimmy]

That's the problem with that dumb ass tactic. Like, it doesn't. Man, I don't care if you're. Hey, we're. We're moving from. We're moving into an unknown area, but that's our exit. First of all, your exit should be your infill route. So we already cleared to this point. We're gonna three, you know, we're gonna butt hook. We're going back the way we came because that should be Clear like.

[Ben]

Well, like what you said. Right. Take a corner and then pan the room, and then you can get back into the stack. Right. Like, you're not just standing in a doorway, but if there's no one in there, leave.

[Tyler]

Only time you're bypassing passing doors. Is an active shooter.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Tyler]

Or actively.

[Guest]

You know that.

[Tyler]

That's what you're taught. If you know the. If you can hear the gunfires coming from obviously halfway or more down the hallway, you're. You're taught.

[Lewis]

You don't.

[Tyler]

You don't bother. You flash them as you go by. They're locked. You don't. Even. If the door's shut, you don't even look at it. Yeah. In an active, that makes sense. Or an hr, if you go, I know I got a hostage in here. And it's. You have a known or unknown. If it's an unknown, you're going in every room and you're clearing it very fast. But if it's a known, you're like, hey, it's a third door down. You're blown by all those doors, and you're going right to it. So, again, I don't understand what scenario you would use this for. Because like you said, if we came in this way.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

We would go back that way to get somebody out. Because we cleared it to this point.

[Ben]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So now we're going.

[Matt]

You're not gonna rescue.

[Tyler]

We came in the back door. We have a guy down here. We rest.

[Jimmy]

This isn't Rainbow 16.

[Tyler]

We're like, no, you're not gonna go.

[Jimmy]

We gotta turn. We gotta keep going.

[Tyler]

Yeah, you're going back once.

[Chris]

That point, too. If there's nobody in the room. Now you're standing in there and you lost one of your four guys.

[Ben]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chris]

Three guys was a threat versus your four dudes. Because you want. You want to stand in a doorway and wait for the bullets, and that's.

[Ben]

Only if it's one doorway.

[Chris]

And that's. Yeah, exactly.

[Jimmy]

So at the end of the day.

[Chris]

I'm not a CQB guy, but.

[Ben]

Yeah, me neither.

[Chris]

I'm not training that. It's not my specialty, but that's just. That's stupid.

[Jimmy]

So at the end of the day, I'm revoking your cowboy hat status, Mr. Police.

[Lewis]

That is not very cow.

[Jimmy]

That is. That is not for Dale. Take it the off. Yeah. You don't deserve.

[Matt]

Well, apparently, if there's multiple doors, the feds will plate one door and then go push through one.

[Jimmy]

Specifically.

[Matt]

That's what I'm hearing on my side of it.

[Jimmy]

That's the dumbest tactic ever. I look forward to. I look forward. I look forward to getting a really.

[Matt]

Good speech at your, like, a T hallway. One guy blocks the direction, and he teams.

[Jimmy]

No, you don't. No, you.

[Chris]

I know. I never.

[Tyler]

I know.

[Jimmy]

I know, but that's. Dude, what's that?

[Lewis]

Billy Madison? And we're all dumber for here.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Yeah. First of all, if you are coming to a T hallway, you can either. You can either go both ways, or you. You can do high man, low man, or you can just go, hey, dude, you take a knee right here. Pull security down this hallway. Stay a little bit off the wall, and just.

[Tyler]

You're not looking at that. Thank you again, man.

[Jimmy]

And you're appreciate Eisen rifle.

[Matt]

So I have one sticker.

[Jimmy]

And. And look, if you're training anything else where you're just standing up, up in the fatal funnel, you're asking to die. And I'm sure you'll. Your wife will really appreciate the fact that you absorbed all the bullets because you were stupid.

[Matt]

GG's Gwen put me as your beneficiary.

[Tyler]

Yeah, I guess.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's. It's like. It's like Top Gun. The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because we're stupid.

[Tyler]

Jesus.

[Lewis]

They say that in there.

[Jimmy]

They say Top Gun.

[Lewis]

Yeah, the new one.

[Tyler]

No, the old one.

[Lewis]

Oh, they say that in the old one?

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

They didn't say the F word. I added that.

[Lewis]

All right, well, we're nearing the end of the show, so Mike's over here yawning, like, on the side.

[Tyler]

Yawning. I'm. I'm halfway to Miami already in my head, man.

[Guest]

Mike, you better leave all your credit cards at home.

[Tyler]

I don't have to bring.

[Lewis]

Mike's loaded, dude.

[Tyler]

No, I'm not.

[Matt]

Oh, yeah, he is.

[Lewis]

He's got that retired life. Yeah, he's gonna end up buying a boat. No, I'm not gonna make it to the show.

[Matt]

I'm talking to you.

[Tyler]

Everything. Everything backwards. I did the boat 10, 20 years ago. I did all that dumb stuff. I'm completely happy with two golden doodles, my wife and a couple.

[Matt]

You had a boat.

[Tyler]

I did have a boat, but you.

[Matt]

Don'T do anything with pineapples.

[Tyler]

Really? No.

[Lewis]

I. I wish.

[Tyler]

You have to meet my wife. You have to meet my wife. You have to meet my wife. No, I have had. I had. That was two.

[Jimmy]

That was two wife ago.

[Matt]

That was two wife.

[Lewis]

Oh, so you're kind of. You're two lives ago.

[Matt]

Okay.

[Tyler]

Yeah. That was the first wife with all four children. Then there was the midlife crisis, and then there was the. The good.

[Matt]

Are you gonna have more kids?

[Tyler]

No way.

[Matt]

You sure?

[Tyler]

Vasectomy in 04.

[Matt]

That doesn't matter.

[Tyler]

My wife had a hysterectomy. So if somebody get pregnant. If one of us gets somebody pregnant.

[Jimmy]

We'Re naming him Jesus.

[Tyler]

We got a real problem.

[Jimmy]

We're naming him Jesus.

[Tyler]

We are completely, completely safe at that point. We are completely safe.

[Jimmy]

Dale.

[Lewis]

I wouldn't hate him, Dale.

[Tyler]

We kicked him out.

[Lewis]

He's a miracle.

[Matt]

He's gonna drive straight.

[Jimmy]

Damn. He's going straight to cup. He's going straight.

[Lewis]

Look at this.

[Tyler]

Drive pretty good, too. She would raise a good.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. Driver.

[Matt]

Allegedly.

[Tyler]

They. We drive fast and steer to left. One of the cars goes really fast.

[Jimmy]

I'm real fast. I'm.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Jimmy]

That died fast.

[Tyler]

All right, guys.

[Jimmy]

I don't.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

All right, I will.

[Matt]

Oh, me and Dylan are working on a song. GG's Dylan. He's writing a country song for me. So GG's Dylan. Soon we'll bring it on the show.

[Lewis]

You guys are actually doing it?

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

No.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Tyler]

No.

[Matt]

Dylan, are you in there? Yeah, we're doing it.

[Lewis]

Oh, I thought you were joking.

[Matt]

No, no.

[Tyler]

You're doing a show.

[Matt]

No, we're doing a song.

[Tyler]

Song.

[Matt]

A country song.

[Tyler]

It's like a. Yeah. What's the guy's name? The comedian? The two black dudes? The funny black dudes that make that song? No, no, no, that song.

[Matt]

Pete and Keely stealing.

[Tyler]

He's got a couple good ones.

[Matt]

Yeah. It's not Jerome.

[Lewis]

You ever seen those videos, Eat and Kill?

[Tyler]

The video?

[Jimmy]

He and Peel. He does, like a song, man.

[Tyler]

He's like.

[Chris]

He's like.

[Tyler]

He's like, this isn't about. He's like, this isn't about anybody. And he does the wink, and then.

[Chris]

He, like, sings the most racist song.

[Jimmy]

In history over and over.

[Matt]

Dylan said give you guys a sneak peek. Let me see if.

[Tyler]

Sneak peek.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You got it?

[Matt]

Yeah, we got it. We got it right here.

[Lewis]

You got it. Record.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. World premiere. All right, send it.

[Matt]

Let me find it. It's right here.

[Lewis]

You want to charge money or something?

[Jimmy]

No, I'm just like.

[Lewis]

There's probably no lyrics, okay?

[Jimmy]

I'm just worried about the lyrics.

[Tyler]

I don't care anymore. Send it.

[Matt]

Can you guys hear it?

[Tyler]

Yeah. Jimmy's in the trap house.

[Matt]

Jimmy's in the trap house.

[Jimmy]

You know, it's so funny.

[Matt]

It's that like we got chain smoking? Cuz she's looking for the phone.

[Lewis]

Call.

[Jimmy]

I feel like this is a Creed song. This sounds like a Creed song.

[Tyler]

Becky, stop coming.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Well, is that. Hey, is that the outcots meth lab? No, the outcots are close. We would have been hit by debris. No, you have a phone, Jimmy, where's the phone?

[Tyler]

I want a feature in that song, man. I want the freestyle feature.

[Jimmy]

It's just me tied to a chair as well.

[Ben]

I have to hear you.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Mike can rap.

[Tyler]

Not on the spot. I can do push ups. I can't rap. Rap.

[Lewis]

My face hurts. Are we are music?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Play a song. We already got the best song out there.

[Jimmy]

We're having an issue with sound.

[Tyler]

Yeah, somebody kicked something a minute ago. We back felt it all go crazy.

[Matt]

It's probably the guy from West Point.

[Tyler]

Is it back? Are we cutting out?

[Matt]

Somebody had to take the heat there.

[Guest]

03 slim shady.

[Matt]

03?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. That guy, 03 slim.

[Tyler]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

He wasn't an 03. You weren't an 03 though.

[Matt]

Hey, calm's up.

[Ben]

Calm till it hurts, man.

[Matt]

Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Tyler]

I need to hear the whole song so I can write my part.

[Matt]

I got you.

[Tyler]

I'm gonna write it. I'm gonna get hammered on the cruise ship and write it all down.

[Jimmy]

Release it on Patreon. Sideways, it's gonna be on Patreon, boys.

[Matt]

Blackjack.

[Tyler]

Yeah. The Filipino dealer.

[Guest]

You're gonna end up getting drunk and singing Taylor Swift songs.

[Tyler]

I sang once on a cruise ship, karaoke. I sang some Hank Williams or something. Out there being a black dude friend of mine.

[Jimmy]

Nice.

[Matt]

You see, he's not racist. Friends.

[Lewis]

Black dude friends. It's all one word. Black dude friend of mine.

[Matt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tyler]

The name of the song.

[Jimmy]

All right, we're gonna have to.

[Tyler]

I can say it because I got a black dude friend of mine, but.

[Lewis]

Say it to Pearl.

[Guest]

Jamie, them.

[Tyler]

Shake it off.

[Jimmy]

I don't know word. That's shake it off.

[Tyler]

I know it is.

[Lewis]

I know it is. We'll catch up on the comments before we head out. 90s music all the time.

[Jimmy]

Got PJ?

[Tyler]

I think I do 50. You want to go for 50?

[Lewis]

You do 50 push ups.

[Ben]

Oh, here we go.

[Lewis]

I might have to.

[Tyler]

Somebody got do them with me.

[Lewis]

What are you looking at me for?

[Matt]

Yeah, west boy.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Ben]

I gotta press. I can't do it. I gotta be.

[Lewis]

His shoulder is gonna dislocate. On the floor.

[Jimmy]

Everybody stretch. We're gonna need.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna put the camera down.

[Guest]

What?

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna Go ahead and call.

[Lewis]

Are you gonna count?

[Chris]

Yeah, I can.

[Jimmy]

Great.

[Lewis]

Are you just gonna go till failure or you want to do like in 30 seconds? Oh, I'll go.

[Guest]

30.

[Matt]

I want to see it.

[Lewis]

All right, let's put it down.

[Matt]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Super chats. Put in your super chats. Put in the super chats. He's gonna go do a lot of roids. He's gonna go do some roids. He's gonna put in 50cc's of roids right now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I think he went out the back, bro. Oh, he went out the back. He's like, Push up challenge.

[Tyler]

Mike's 49, in the best shape in this. Well, besides this guy. Second best shape in the room. He said, beside this guy, I can break some things, but it ain't going to be during this.

[Guest]

Disrespect.

[Lewis]

I'm telling you. Bet went out the back. You're thinking about it.

[Ben]

I mean, I gotta press, but these.

[Lewis]

Got to be real push ups. These are military push ups.

[Tyler]

These are not.

[Lewis]

Like, We don't even have enough counters.

[Ben]

There's no way I'll get the next one.

[Jimmy]

All right, here's on the next one.

[Lewis]

All right, Ben, you got Mike, I got Jimmy, you got Chris.

[Chris]

Yeah. All right.

[Lewis]

Just Matt, where to? Max out.

[Tyler]

All right.

[Matt]

My foot's out. My foot's out. Wait, hold on. Let me stand up. Anybody.

[Lewis]

Get set?

[Jimmy]

Go.

[Lewis]

2, 3, 4.

[Jimmy]

19, 2, 3, 25, 8, 9, 34, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 4.

[Matt]

You can tell back at me.

[Jimmy]

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, eight, nine, 51, two, three, four, five, five.

[Lewis]

Give me ain't quitting. You got 40. I say, I think there was a time when I looked away and I went back. What'd you get?

[Tyler]

60, 60, 49 years old.

[Lewis]

Kids. You know what, Matt? You'll never know now. Yeah, you know, you gotta wait till next time.

[Tyler]

I bet you can do more than 60. 60 for those count at home. Probably done five more.

[Lewis]

Would you break a record, bro? It's the only thing Mike broke the damn studio record.

[Matt]

You got 400.

[Lewis]

Everybody's putting zeros.

[Jimmy]

Zero.

[Tyler]

We got zero.

[Lewis]

No, they're saying 0,000. The only one doing push ups is Mike. That one said head banging. I is doing the chicken neck. Jimmy's butt isn't moving. 0, 0, 0.

[Matt]

Someone said Mike did 6 million push ups.

[Jimmy]

The only one commenting on that is your wife, who's never graded pushes.

[Lewis]

Who?

[Jimmy]

The only one that's saying that is your wife, who's never graded pushups.

[Lewis]

Which one Would she say Mike is.

[Jimmy]

The only one doing push ups currently? Jimmy's body isn't moving.

[Lewis]

Fitness this person.

[Jimmy]

Like, yeah, if you guys.

[Lewis]

Mike was the only one doing military push ups. Like, out of all three of.

[Jimmy]

Get the out of here.

[Lewis]

I mean, go watch the footage. I was just being mean.

[Tyler]

He's got video, right?

[Matt]

I got video.

[Lewis]

YouTube's got video.

[Tyler]

He said YouTube's got the video.

[Jimmy]

It's live. All right, well, then I'll tell you what.

[Lewis]

I want to do it again.

[Matt]

All right? Do it again.

[Jimmy]

No, I'm just gonna. No, no. Knife pissed me off. Now I'm just gonna have to start doing push ups every day.

[Guest]

Get Jimmy on oxygen mask.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, did. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Somebody said put you on an oxy.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, for sure, dude.

[Tyler]

Now I drink beer for the next seven days.

[Guest]

Telling you, man, it's that black lung from. From all the coal mines.

[Chris]

All right.

[Lewis]

Oh, fun time.

[Tyler]

Hey, Josh. No, I learned those push ups in aerosol school. That's where I learned how to do those.

[Lewis]

All right, see you guys Monday. He won't be here. Justin will be here instead of my.

[Tyler]

So I'm taking all my push up winnings. I'm putting it on black.

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Lewis]

Me, Justin, maybe Matt. See you guys Monday.

[Jimmy]

Later, boys.

[Ben]

Have a good one.

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night shift.