The Night Shift (12/4/2025) Don't Do Asian Accents

Summary

The Antihero Broadcast – The Night Shift (12/4/2025): "Don't Do Asian Accents"

Podcast: The Antihero Broadcast
Hosts: Jimmy, Mike, Lewis
Date: December 5, 2025
Theme: The camaraderie, irreverence, and issues faced by veterans and first responders—on and off duty—through the lens of current events, pop culture, and law enforcement/military culture.

Episode Overview

This episode of The Night Shift is a signature blend of banter, cop and military stories, and viewer engagement, tailored for the veteran and first responder community. The guys riff on everything from departmental incompetence, physical fitness, weapon mishaps, and the realities of police work, to hot-button cultural issues like cancel culture, race, and the perils of AI police reporting. True to form, they pull no punches—roasting each other, sharing old photos, fielding live chat questions, and tossing out controversial opinions on topics ranging from Jiu Jitsu to NASCAR lawsuits to Brits getting arrested over their own flag.

Despite the casual, comedic tone, the hosts dig into significant issues around law enforcement accountability, administrative failures, and what happens when serious training and public trust get sidelined.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Welcoming Listeners & Live Chat Community

• Shout-outs to regulars in the chat; supportive banter and in-jokes start the show.
• Running gags: "Throat goat", cube (Rubik's), and super chats fuel the energy (03:33).

2. Special Guest: “Turkey Leg 19” (Kid YouTuber) [05:21-08:13]

• The team brings in “T” (Turkey Leg 19), a fifth-grade gamer whose presence embodies "the boys" theme.
• Light-hearted take on YouTube fame and “Afraid of Women Club” (07:14).
• “When you get older, you’re still afraid of women.” – Jimmy (07:24).

3. Cancel Culture and Edginess in Comedy [09:51-11:10]

• Discussion on whether cancel culture is “over,” citing comedians like Chappelle and Rogan.
• “It seems to me as if the cancel culture is gone. ... Free speech is finally around again.” – Mike (10:05).

4. Cultural Faux Pas & Self-Awareness [11:10-12:07]

• The team jokes about Asian accents and stereotypes, using Mortal Kombat as a pivot.
• They acknowledge the line between comedy and outright racism but toe it knowingly, calling out each other for crossing it.
  • “I did an Asian accent. It was pretty good, I’m not gonna lie.” – Lewis, jokingly pushing boundaries (11:10).

5. Platform Challenges: Social Media Censorship [12:21-13:02]

• Discuss episodes of being banned/nuked from various platforms, lamenting challenges for free speech and audience migration.

6. Roasting Each Other’s History, Skills, and Looks [13:11-16:46]

• Lighthearted ribbing escalates: fitness (Lewis jokes about Mike’s “moose knuckle”), military GT test scores, and haircuts.
• Sharing personal photo comparisons between their “prime” and now. “I cut off all my hair so now you guys got nothing.” – Jimmy (13:33).

7. Police Fitness, Uniform Standards, and “Shield Holders” [17:01-20:14]

• Roasting viral photos of overweight cops; serious critique of lax fitness/gear standards.
• “She looks like a potato with legs and a gun belt.” – Lewis on LAPD shield cop (17:29).

8. Military vs. Law Enforcement Gear Accountability [20:19-26:32]

• Jimmy recounts a nightmare 20-day lockdown over a missing encrypted radio.
• “We were locked down… 20 days.” – Jimmy (22:58).
• Comparison: Missing rifles in police depts. handled with indifference vs. military “amnesty boxes” and lock-downs.

9. “Gear Queers” and LARPing in Law Enforcement [25:54-26:56]

• Mike critiques officers who buy every new gadget but lack skills: “They’re playing Halloween,” “Most times those guys aren’t really good cops.”

10. Police Reports & AI: The Coming Ethics Crisis [27:11-33:45]

• Discussion of Axon’s AI-generated police reports.
  • “The edits you make to a police report are soon going to be discoverable and scrutinized.” – Jimmy quoting policy (27:11).
• Concerns over AI’s inability to match real officers' language and narrative –“Read my report, then I get up and talk, it’s like this doesn’t sound like the same guy.” – Mike (30:47).

11. Stress, Memory, and Report Writing [33:45-36:31]

• How critical incidents and combat stress wipe detailed memory.
  • “I could remember the end and the beginning, but I couldn't remember parts of the middle.” – Jimmy (36:16).
• Mike shares that high-stress calls stand out but admits “so much more” trauma happens in combat.

12. Family & Self-Deprecation: Outfits, Hair, and Wives [37:09-39:02]

• Jimmy shares stories about growing/cutting his hair for his wife, and the team compares “before/after” photos for laughs.

13. Law Enforcement Tactics & Training (Video Reactions) [43:24-84:24]

• Range of real-world videos dissected:
  • Use of force, OC spray fails, domestic/hostage situations, SWAT tactics, and the notorious driver’s side traffic stops on highways.
  • Frequent reminder: Most patrol cops are unprepared for “hostage shot” situations; SWAT training doesn’t always trickle down.
• “If you haven’t gone through that... your first time ever thinking about (taking the shot) is the day it’s going to happen.” – Mike on training (81:42).

14. Police Culture, Discipline, and Discretion [94:32-99:30]

• Comparing “old school” law enforcement (beat-downs instead of handcuffs) with modern procedural constraints.
• Warning tickets vs. forced citations, loss of officer self-discretion.
• “I can tell you my first speeding ticket I ever wrote… 16-year-old girl, second day she had her license, 42-in-a-30, and he made me do it. I’ll never forget that.” – Mike (98:29).

15. The “Gear Queer” & SWAT Aspirations [99:59-104:02]

• Critique of the cop who overdresses and buys tactical gear without the skills – “Bro, shut the—(up).”
• “Most SWAT guys wish they served... where were you at 9/11?” – Lewis (100:24).

16. Diversity & Demographics: Controversial Riffs [61:12-67:49]

• Jimmy riffs on why minorities are “taking over” majority populations—birth rate stats, family structures.
• “The average white dude in America has 1.2 kids. The average Hispanic family: 4.2...” – Jimmy (62:23).
• “Asians are very smart… They have two kids. One’s a boy, one’s a girl, one’s a scientist.” – Mike (64:01).
• Story of Johnny Kim: SEAL, Harvard doctor, NASA astronaut (65:00).

17. Social Media, Cop Page Roasts, & The “Twink” Meme [110:08–113:41]

• Fargo PD’s page becomes a running joke. “Officer Twink” (an ultra-skinny, high-voiced officer) is memed mercilessly.
• “This page has become like the laughing stock of cop pages…” – Mike (110:08).

18. Listener Super Chats, Requests, and Audience Banter [69:17, 137:09–138:41]

• Live reactions to requests, in-jokes about “grip strength”, icebreakers, and audience questions about family, Christmas, and podcasts.

19. Final Banter: NASCAR Lawsuit, Drinking Stories, and Night’s End [130:27–142:41]

• Jimmy digresses into a detailed, earnest breakdown of NASCAR’s franchise system and Michael Jordan’s ongoing lawsuit against the series.
• Final rounds: more jokes about wives, negligent discharges (gun accidents), and “bad photos” contests—before promising new podcasts and saying goodnight.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “I cut my hair…I got rid of the cowboy boots, went straight Solomons.” – Jimmy [38:28]
• “She looks like a potato with legs and a gun belt.” – Lewis roasting LAPD shield holder [17:29]
• “I was like, God damn, times were tough, man.” – Mike on being in 50+ fistfights as a cop [121:41]
• “You should be thinking: if I kick a door open and somebody’s got a knife to a kid’s throat, what am I going to do?” – Mike [80:33]
• “If you carry a gun for a living and you don’t know to keep your meat... should never cross the gun.” – Jimmy on muzzle awareness [78:40]
• “Most SWAT guys wish they served... Where were you at 9/11?” – Lewis [100:24]
• “That page has become like the laughing stock of cop pages...Who can say the wildest thing in it?” – Mike on police Instagram pages [111:10]
• “Let him paint.” (joke about a T-shirt featuring Jimmy with a little mustache) [103:22]
• “You look like your name’s Juan and you like to go...you’re a promoter for a nightclub, but they don’t pay you.” – Lewis roasting Jimmy’s “after” picture [117:06]

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Notable Timestamps

• 05:21 – Turkey Leg 19 joins the podcast (kid YouTuber guest)
• 17:01 – Viral discussion of LAPD shield holder photo
• 20:19-26:32 – 20-day military lockdown over missing radio, contrast to police bureaucracy
• 27:11-33:45 – Debate over AI-police reports and body cam review ethics
• 36:16 & 65:00 – Combat/critical incident memory loss & story of Johnny Kim (SEAL/astronaut)
• 61:12-67:49 – Riffs on race, birth rates, and the “Asian astronaut” narrative
• 78:40 – Muzzle awareness and tactical training
• 81:42 – Mike’s warning: "If you haven't thought about it...first time is the day it happens."
• 99:59–104:02 – Gear overload & SWAT “wannabe” criticism
• 110:08 – “Officer Twink” and Fargo PD meme saga
• 130:27–136:21 – NASAR/Michael Jordan lawsuit
• 137:09–138:41 – Finale: Turkey Leg returns, banter about Christmas wishes, and wrapping up

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The Night Shift podcast leans hard into gallows humor and inside jokes, emulating the coping mechanisms and camaraderie of the veteran and first responder communities. The honesty is bracing—even when it treads near (or crosses) lines of political correctness.

Yet, amid the banter and bravado, the program spotlights real concerns in both policing and military life: administrative blind spots, dangers of poor training, pressures to sacrifice standards, and the never-ending tension between public expectation and on-the-ground reality. Injury, burnout, hypocrisy, and the impacts of social change are dissected with biting humor—but underlying every roast is a call for competence, accountability, and never taking yourself too seriously.

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For New Listeners

If you haven’t listened, this episode is a solid snapshot of what The Antihero Broadcast delivers:

• Raw, unfiltered talk from seasoned cops and vets
• An insider’s take on both the funny and the deadly serious aspects of service
• Relentless roasting and humility
• Willingness to tackle taboos and controversial topics—all with the expectation that their audience is in on the joke, too

Skip it if: You’re easily offended, don’t know cop/military lingo, or want polished, media-trained perspectives.

Don’t miss if: You want authenticity, humor, and sharp, sometimes uncomfortable insights into the real lives of America’s antiheroes.

Transcript

[Jimmy]

Kids, they grow up so fast.

[Mike]

One day they're taking their first steps and the next they don't fit into the tiny sneakers they took them in. You blink your eyes and their princess dress is two sizes too small. And their dinosaur backpack isn't cool anymore. But don't cry because they're growing up.

[Jimmy]

Smile because you can profit off of it.

[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

Just grew out of.

[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

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[Mike]

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[Jimmy]

Welcome to the Night Shift.

[Mike]

What's up?

[Lewis]

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[Jimmy]

We got a lot of the boys in the chat tonight.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I mean Clint's here, Jaws here, Colts.

[Lewis]

Here, both Brady's, Dylan Dylon, because CC's here.

[Mike]

Obviously they survived the intro. That's good.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Well, we survived. We survived our cardio.

[Mike]

Oh yeah. We had a. Oh my God. That was great. Great.

[Lewis]

We had a. We had a bar in the. In the lobby and we sold it.

[Mike]

On in about 20 minutes ago, they decided to show up in Facebook marketplace.

[Lewis]

I mean this bar is not easy too and it took forever to get out, so.

[Jimmy]

Hey, hey, Brady. Go do your thing, brother.

[Mike]

We appreciate super chats. Hit him lowest. Hit them quick. Get them. Super chats. Up.

[Jimmy]

Brady's got to bounce.

[Mike]

Who we got?

[Lewis]

We got. I can't hear you.

[Mike]

You gotta push it. Got sh for J 275, 999. Shout out to my people in the chat. I love you guys. Jimmy, C.C.

[Lewis]

Cole, Dylan, Clint, Brady.

[Mike]

You guys are my homos. I'm homies. And Tyler and Mike, you're kind of cool too. Tell Lewis. Get off that. Get off the what?

[Lewis]

Get off the Cube.

[Mike]

We don't have the Cube tonight.

[Lewis]

Funny, Lewis. Couldn't even get it out.

[Mike]

We don't have the Cube tonight. All right, keep going. Good job. This is. Lewis just took the charge of that. You see that? $2 from Dylan. We them boys. Oh, here comes the throat goat.

[Lewis]

Is it that close to the mic?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's that close. Go ahead, Lewis. I'm sorry. Of 199 from CC podcast. I've been kicked out of 138 bar.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

You call him Cece. It stands for cancel our show, cancel culture. Yeah. Also from him for 199. Tyler's lit.

Not yet. Tyler's not lit yet. We're getting there. That was a gulp of water. 4.99 from Beatty. Sorry, boys. I had bound soon. Just wanted to say what's up? And to bring up the hat situation.

[Lewis]

We brought. We brought it up this morning. Mike's. Mike stole Brady's hat off the shelf.

[Mike]

I'll send you a cobbill hat. DM me your address. You'll get a free cobble hat. I'm sorry. $2 from Dylan. Five best rappers in the world.

[Lewis]

Is that a Dylon Dylan? Dylon Dylan.

[Mike]

And then. And then Cece said he sold 139.

[Jimmy]

Okay. You.

[Mike]

You thought it was in the 140s?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I thought it was the 150s. Dude, it doesn't matter. It's. It's a century at least worth.

[Lewis]

Now it's hot in here, and we got. We got some friends in. In the house, but they're. They want to stay off camera because of their professions, which.

[Mike]

We have one special friend, though.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, we do.

[Mike]

Bring them in.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. Come on in, buddy.

[Jimmy]

Come here, buddy.

[Mike]

T. What's up, T?

[Jimmy]

Thank you. Hold on. Here.

[Mike]

Come here. You sit in my chair.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Introduce yourself because you have. We need you on the mic headset. You're officially part of the show. Put the headset on. Make sure you're talking to everybody. Hello. Tell us who you are.

[Lewis]

My name is T.

All right.

[Mike]

Want to talk about your YouTube channel?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Tell us how we find you. On YouTube.

[Jimmy]

All you have to do is search in. T U r k e y space l e g 19.

[Lewis]

Turkey leg 19.

[Mike]

It's up.

[Lewis]

It should be up, Louis. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Real quick inserted. Lewis is like. I'm already on it. Turkey leg 19. Yep.

[Lewis]

What do you do? Gaming stuff?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I do gaming stuff, and most of my videos are just like when I just titled America.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Do you play Space Marine 2 yet?

[Lewis]

No.

[Jimmy]

Okay, well, when are you getting on that?

I have a VR headset. Oh, wow. Okay.

[Lewis]

The Space Marine. Come on. The VR headset. I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Honestly, I know it's. I know it's three platforms, so. Yeah, I don't think.

[Mike]

All right.

[Lewis]

Hey, you want to give a shout out to anybody?

[Mike]

Your friends watching? You want to say hi or what?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

BM, my friend.

[Lewis]

BM 72.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. All right. Are you nervous, bro? You turn a little pink on us?

Hey, relax, partner. Don't worry. They only. They only talk mean to us. Yeah, you're. You're good, man. You're doing real good. It was actually a big help. He opening all the double Y. Dan.

[Lewis]

Wants to know if you got any girl advice.

[Jimmy]

No, I did not. Hey, double wide Dan's back.

[Lewis]

Double wide Dan's back. He told me I ain't going nowhere.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's right.

[Mike]

Any girl advice? What grade you.

[Jimmy]

I'm in fifth grade.

[Lewis]

Fifth grade.

[Mike]

Is it fun? You're doing good?

[Lewis]

Great. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I'm actually with my friends. We made up a fake group called Afraid of Women Club.

When you get older, you're still afraid of women. Okay.

[Lewis]

Or slap.

Josh said you already sound smarter than me.

[Mike]

He.

[Jimmy]

He decided to snap back at his mother one day.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, not your mom.

[Jimmy]

No, I didn't snap back. I did it.

[Mike]

I did it.

[Lewis]

That's your whooping.

[Jimmy]

Sorry doesn't cut it.

The same thing. Hey, Thursday night, literally, is for the boys right now.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So we'll see if we can get some of the boys to go subscribe to your YouTube channel.

[Jimmy]

Thank you.

[Lewis]

Give you some subscribers.

[Jimmy]

Okay. All right, buddy. Hey, thanks, Turkey leg. Yeah. All right, brother. Thank you. Yeah, no worries, man.

[Mike]

These are the real turkey legs right here.

[Lewis]

Yeah, Quinn said I can see Mike's pockets in those shorts.

Conservative Chocolate wants to know if you knew Jimmy was a sniper.

[Mike]

You did.

[Jimmy]

You know, before I told you today.

[Mike]

He told him three times already since he's been here. They were out in the parking lot practicing the positions earlier.

[Jimmy]

Well, he came in hot, man. He came in. He came in throwing shade at me, so, yeah, he came in with an airborne shirt.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

He was like, I just had to, you know. Yeah. Represent. I'm like, ah. It's like that, huh? I got you, dog. I got.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

You and Lewis have something in common. You're not airborne.

[Jimmy]

We got a lot of things in common, partner.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You both like trains.

And a Rubik's Cube.

[Mike]

Can you do it? You can't do it?

[Jimmy]

No. Yeah, I got a 119G too store. I can't go anywhere.

[Mike]

We forgot to bring the Rubik's Cube tonight, Louis. Or is it in the bag?

[Jimmy]

And the only reason I brought up my G bag.

[Mike]

You didn't bring it? No.

[Jimmy]

Oh, man. Hey, Clint, I brought up my GT score just for you because you keep talking about.

[Mike]

What is a GT score?

[Lewis]

It's a technical score on the ASAB.

[Mike]

Oh, I got, like, a 2.

[Lewis]

No, you got to have a 110 to be SF.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. If you got a 110 on your GT, you can pretty much.

[Mike]

They. They wrote down Fort Polk on my results.

[Jimmy]

He's going to Fort Polk Infantry.

[Lewis]

I got a 109.

[Jimmy]

Damn. Any waiver that you can. Oh, hell, yeah.

[Mike]

You can go back, man.

[Jimmy]

Waver.

[Lewis]

Yeah, right.

[Jimmy]

Good dude. Not anymore. We're all broke down.

[Mike]

Have to run a mile or two.

[Jimmy]

We're about to lose some serious weight.

[Lewis]

So we were talking before the show. That's why we did the thumbnails. We were debating on whether or not we should. We can be as edgy as we want to be.

[Mike]

And I know Cece, what. What his vote is.

[Jimmy]

CC is cc.

[Lewis]

We're guilty.

[Mike]

It seems to me as if the cancer cancel culture is gone. And I don't know if it's the administration right now in the White House and the fact that free speech is finally around again and. But it seems to be like. I mean, things are like. Comedians always had, like, the okay space. Now I guess everybody just puts their name comedian on social media or Instagram. They say whatever they want. They're getting away with it. Especially on Instagram.

[Jimmy]

Honestly, I think. I think guys like Dave Chappelle and. And, you know, Joe Rogan, those comedians are the ones that helped us a lot.

[Mike]

Yeah. But even then, it was like Rogan was terrified of getting canceled during leading up to elect the election. And then he's. Yeah, yeah, he was terrified. I think public supported Trump, like, the day before the election, but he's always been on the hot seat. They talked about him on the View. They were all over him, man.

[Jimmy]

He's a. Remember believer he put that in his Twitter bio. Dragon Believer.

[Lewis]

What's that mean?

[Mike]

Basically say like a mushroom eating.

[Jimmy]

No, they literally said, the man believes in dragons.

[Mike]

And he was like, all over.

[Jimmy]

They just. They just. I mean, like.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, I do remember that.

[Jimmy]

He put Dragon Believer in his bio.

[Lewis]

Yeah. So, I mean, like, I did an Asian accent. It was pretty good. I'm not going to lie.

[Mike]

I didn't hear him.

[Jimmy]

And we're gonna tape his eyes.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna wear one of those right, Fatty hats.

What's the guy from Mortal Kombat?

[Jimmy]

Luke. Was it Luke?

[Lewis]

No, the guy that older.

[Mike]

Yeah, Luke. It was something like that. Yeah, the guy, the character.

[Jimmy]

All right, let me go ask the Google machine.

[Lewis]

Was it.

[Mike]

L.

Play Mortal Kombat.

[Jimmy]

I played Mortal Kombat as a kid.

[Mike]

Family time. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Raider.

Same for family time.

[Mike]

We used real swords.

[Lewis]

That's what my dad called it. Mortal Kombat.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

Jesus Christ.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

Raiden. That's what it was.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Raiden. Yeah.

[Mike]

Ninja Gayden Gaidon. What was that? Nintendo game guidance. Yeah, I remember that.

[Jimmy]

Ninja Garden. That was good.

[Mike]

Did you talk Asian to that when you played it?

[Lewis]

I don't even know what that is.

[Mike]

Video game.

[Jimmy]

No, he was the one. He also said that they. They stole Fortunate son. The Vietnamese. That is all they play on their now.

Taking it from me. Dirty capitalists.

[Lewis]

CC Says Donnie putting the pressure on big tech. Rumber Rumba. Won't nuke you guys. Yeah. I mean, I'll be honest though. The hardest part is building a whole new platform. It took a long time to build where we're at, so.

[Jimmy]

And build how many times? It's not once.

[Mike]

Mine was.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we.

[Mike]

You.

[Jimmy]

You got nuked, what, twice, right?

[Lewis]

I've never been nuked.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, we took a little bit of a hit. The beginning.

[Lewis]

Oh, not from that. Not from baby.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. No.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

You're like, we. You know, it takes a long time.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

We got Nuke.

Bros.

We caught the soft bro. Nuke this. The cop with the list sucks. We're leaving. We're going. We're following the other guy. We took that hit.

[Jimmy]

And Mike.

[Mike]

You guys are just regular grunts. Garbage.

[Lewis]

You're like me. I don't want to watch you.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, I just look in the mirror and talk to myself and.

[Jimmy]

And you got told tonight, like, it took us a little while to warm up to old Mike.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, one of our guests said I was. That wasn't well liked, man.

[Lewis]

No, I'm telling you, lots of people, when you first came on to the.

[Mike]

Scene, oh, I caught hell.

[Lewis]

People were like, I don't know about that Mike guy. I'm like, I'm telling you, he's awesome. And then now every now I'm the everybody likes Mike.

[Mike]

No, I don't think so.

[Jimmy]

I. I caught hell for looking like Ron Jeremy and teaming around Jeremy, and now I cut off all my hair. So now you guys got nothing.

[Lewis]

Yeah. What do you.

[Mike]

Sober, Timo.

[Jimmy]

This show is just us roasting each other for the next two.

[Mike]

No more. The only meltdown we had today was Tyler about the video.

[Jimmy]

Dude, that's the second day in a.

[Mike]

Row he threatened to fire the co owner twice.

[Jimmy]

I was.

[Mike]

I was wondering how the dynamics of that were going to work.

[Jimmy]

I was going to be laying out.

Like, Mike was like, look, just. Jimmy, just lay behind your desk like you just got. Yeah.

[Mike]

Got your head blown off. I suggest when we came back on, everybody's gone but Tyler. We just had an empty studio.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that was. That was stressful.

[Mike]

We fixed it, though. We fixed it.

[Lewis]

No, five minutes after. No.

[Mike]

No lag. No, during we came back on.

[Lewis]

No, I'm saying it. It's always something. You're like, oh, we fixed it.

[Jimmy]

Well, that's how it always goes.

[Lewis]

Efren, Josh says adjust your moose knuckle. Mike.

[Mike]

Why is everybody looking? I mean.

[Jimmy]

I mean, come on, guys.

[Mike]

I've never done that.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's the rule if you're gonna roast. I see some good ones in here, but you got to give us at least a super chat.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, if you want us to. To. Really?

[Mike]

I'm gonna bring pants.

[Lewis]

CC Says, Mike, the moose.

[Jimmy]

I didn't spread about the ram.

[Lewis]

No, I. I have. I. It was in my trunk. That's why it's now on set. I never got to use it, though.

[Mike]

Is that.

[Lewis]

Was it you that sent it?

[Mike]

I can't. I was here the day people brought it.

[Lewis]

Names versus the real names. Because I got it with a letter, but I can't remember.

[Mike]

Yeah, we read it. I was here. I was a guest.

[Lewis]

Angry Tyler turned to Kyler and distracted the drywall.

[Jimmy]

Distractionary blows.

Dude.

[Mike]

Man, it was.

[Jimmy]

It was a rough morning.

[Lewis]

Oh, cheese bread. Thank you so much, man. It's a dough. It's a badass.

[Mike]

Mike has a quarter in his pocket. They're not that. I don't understand.

Come on, Mike. You're not that dead.

[Lewis]

You get the videos uploaded?

[Mike]

I did.

[Lewis]

Okay?

[Mike]

All of them.

[Lewis]

All right.

[Mike]

I did my job today.

Don't try Me the only.

[Lewis]

Yeah, we made Jimmy carry a and the guest carry a full bar out. Yeah, that was funny.

[Jimmy]

Double wide says I look like your queen Phoenix.

[Mike]

Why can't I see him?

[Jimmy]

Lewis, why can't browser loves us.

[Mike]

I have no problem with the browser.

[Lewis]

What happened?

[Mike]

View previews, right?

[Jimmy]

It's not gonna let us.

[Mike]

I'm just gonna choose one.

[Lewis]

He's telling you it's not gonna look.

[Mike]

Gonna let us change the view, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

I didn't change view.

[Mike]

I can.

[Jimmy]

He's talking about the size of the file.

[Mike]

No, the file should have a preview. It's not gonna let us lets it me in my house.

[Lewis]

Let's be at my house when we do it.

[Mike]

Yeah. Live a Mac.

[Jimmy]

I'm smart.

[Lewis]

Can't you view it as large?

[Mike]

Welcome to the conversation. There it is.

[Lewis]

I didn't think it was that hard.

[Mike]

It's not. Lewis makes. Lewis does very, very, very difficult things very well. And then very simple things. He does some complicated equations. It's like instead of two plus two, he likes like does it a different way. Add another one and then it adds another one. But it always comes out to the right answer. But where do you want to start?

[Lewis]

I can't see.

[Mike]

I can't see either.

[Jimmy]

I can't see either. I'm looking at the surface of the sun right now.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Start with the picture, Lewis. Start with the picture. This is the LAPD SHIELD Team.

[Lewis]

What in the world? What is it?

[Jimmy]

That's the.

[Mike]

Look at the size of the shield.

[Jimmy]

Compared to the shield holder shield. Is she the shield?

[Mike]

I got a lot of comments that said you're. If you're behind her, you're double safe.

[Jimmy]

Triple safe.

[Mike]

That was on LAPD's web. That was on their main page. That's the stand tie. She got the tie on.

[Lewis]

Holy guacamole.

[Mike]

Tie. Body cam. Cool belt.

[Lewis]

She looks like a potato with legs and a gun belt.

[Mike]

Lapd.

[Jimmy]

That's somebody who takes their job very serious.

[Lewis]

Well, I mean, like how you're just accepting the fact that you're gonna might take rounds in the fat rules. But that can't kill you.

[Mike]

No, it can't. But I can't go back to my. That goes.

[Lewis]

Can't see Mike. Can't see Mike. Can't see Mike.

[Mike]

You still can't see me. Ah, because the picture.

[Lewis]

Oh, there you go.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

I thought you were like, you're.

[Jimmy]

I thought.

[Mike]

I thought you're having, like, a seizure. You can't see me. I thought you were fading out, dude. I was ready for cpr? No, but it just go like it's.

[Lewis]

It's.

[Mike]

It's a standard thing.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Lewis]

It.

[Mike]

It's unfortunate that. Well, this is such a common thing. I don't understand. You can get rid of, obviously a critical incident. There's a shield involved and do you.

[Lewis]

Trust man got up like this, though?

[Jimmy]

Yes.

[Mike]

It's probably been three feet. She probably just got done taking a knee and holding it on the ground and got back up. But it's. It's. You know how I feel about being in shape and women. No, it's not women. I live with one.

[Jimmy]

I live with one.

[Mike]

He says I live with one. And her. She got. You've been around her. But her female cops take.

[Lewis]

What does she think about that picture?

[Jimmy]

Oh, boy.

[Mike]

I don't have enough expletives.

[Jimmy]

Check email.

[Lewis]

Who you?

[Jimmy]

I'm guessing Dancy hero. Not me. Nobody knows my email but you guys.

[Lewis]

Jimmy's CC says tortoise season and squealer. 10 bucks. Thanks, brother.

[Mike]

Check.

[Lewis]

Check email. The Jimmy's doppelganger. Gobbler.

[Jimmy]

Doppelganger.

[Mike]

What that means.

[Lewis]

Yeah, they look alike.

[Jimmy]

What was the word I used over.

[Mike]

You did you dropped a big one. Oh, it was. Yeah.

[Lewis]

He's old.

[Mike]

Looks like a turtle.

[Jimmy]

God damn, dude.

[Lewis]

Come on, guys.

[Mike]

Is he dead?

[Jimmy]

Give me a little bit.

[Mike]

Why are we looking at him?

[Lewis]

He says that's Jimmy's doppelganger.

No, maybe like old Jimmy. Maybe old Jimmy. I can see that.

[Mike]

Yeah, maybe if I thought he died. You had me nervous for a minute.

[Jimmy]

So, like, I. I actually asked this question. I never really. I mean, I kind of got an answer. So like, when you guys. You guys don't have like guard mount or anything like that where like the sergeant like gives you a brief and then it's like, hey, let's inspect your gear and let's make sure.

[Mike]

Yes, we do. We do.

[Lewis]

I know old school police departments do have like roll call.

[Mike]

Philly PD did it where they. Where they change uniforms. They get in line up.

[Lewis]

Yeah, but they do it every shift. Yeah, yeah, we did.

[Mike]

They meet at like a precinct.

[Jimmy]

The guy.

[Mike]

Precinct. Meet me at the precinct. And they do, like. But it doesn't go well because then they make it off my page anyway, so. But we had like a shift briefing where we went over intel and then our inspections were.

[Lewis]

You can be fat as long as your uniform's good.

[Jimmy]

Well, I'm more concerned about like, you know, like, hey, let's make. I. I saw. What was the. The one where the guy had like leftovers of a PB and J in his holster.

[Mike]

How about the magazines I find all the time backwards missing, wrong place.

[Jimmy]

Bullets face.

[Mike]

Like it's there, man. And that's. You're right, because in the military you.

[Jimmy]

Were inspected every time.

[Mike]

Every. I mean, you're missing a button. You were dead. I mean, like there was nothing. There was no options.

[Jimmy]

We were on deployment. Like, before you go up to the tower, you got an inspection, you know, before we go outside the wire. Hey, show me your sensitive items.

[Lewis]

Show me your gear.

[Mike]

Tell us, tell the people who've never been in the military downrange, what happens in the military if you lose something.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

I don't think I've ever been a part. I know.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I have a story.

[Mike]

Like, you guys have pluggers or you too?

[Lewis]

What's a plugger?

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, pluggers. What the dagger replaced. We had pluggers.

[Mike]

Let's say you lose like a set of nods. How's that go?

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God. I got. What if you blew the Piercy 119 with a fill in it?

[Mike]

I don't know what that means.

[Jimmy]

Okay, like, yeah, sure. A radio with the encryption.

[Mike]

Oh, forget it.

[Jimmy]

Oh my. So we had a kid that's even more serious. Oh, so here's what happened. We came back from the field. This happened in Bravo 127 infantry. And any of my boys that are watching you guys all remember this. We came back from the field, we turn in all the weapons, we turn in all the sensitive items, Everything's good. We go back, come in on Monday and we're like, hey, we're missing a radio. Oh, we're missing our the whole weekend. Yeah, that's bad.

[Lewis]

At least everybody got to enjoy the weekend.

[Jimmy]

We got to enjoy our weekend. But listen to what happened here. So they're like, hey, it. And you know now like, hey, it's a radio that has a fill in it. Like, we gotta find this thing. So we are out in the training area. Hands across America.

[Mike]

I love it.

[Jimmy]

Double arm interval, going over every piece of ground. We're tearing the cage room apart. We're in every tricount. We're in the motor pool. We are breaking everything down. And this kid, this brand new private, he got the hand. The radio sub hand receded to him. The the for it was a squad radio.

[Mike]

He got it.

[Jimmy]

Subhan receded and he was like, no, no, I turned it in. I turned it in. They're like, well, that's the radio that's missing. And so turns out what Happened was we found this out later.

[Lewis]

We sold it.

[Jimmy]

No. So we get locked. Company commander came to us was like, man, there's going to be a locked box. There's gonna be a. It's unlocked. There's gonna be a box sitting here.

[Mike]

With a lot the old. Put it in there, nobody will know.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Amnesty, right? Put it in the box, lock the box, walk away. Never showed up after that. We were locked down. We couldn't. We couldn't go home. We couldn't go to the barracks. We slept on cots or in our. In our freaking.

[Lewis]

That sounds.

[Jimmy]

We did that for 20 days.

[Mike]

20 days.

[Lewis]

20, 20 days.

[Mike]

How they coordinate food.

[Jimmy]

They do a child. We walk to the chow hall.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, they got the child. But if you. If you get bah. You got to pay for that.

[Jimmy]

That's right.

It was like, no, the wives were coming to the company. It was like. Like we were in. Like they were coming and visited. There was no conjugal visit.

[Lewis]

Find it.

[Jimmy]

So what ended up happening was this kid, he go. He goes back up into his barracks room. He dumps out his ruck and he finds the forgotten. The bottom. He forgot to turn it in. But instead of calling his squad leader and going, hey, I still have the radio. And taking the, you know, the smoking, he threw it in a dumpster.

[Mike]

Oh, that's a real good idea. That was a great idea.

[Lewis]

Do they know it's him?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

How'd they find out it was him?

[Jimmy]

CID came in and started interrogating everybody.

[Mike]

Waterboarding.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, they were, you know, hooking us up.

[Lewis]

The car he came in.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, CID because it had a fill in it.

[Mike]

Was it the kid who. Yeah, checked it out.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So he got, you know.

[Lewis]

Yeah, that's court martial.

[Mike]

They. They charged him.

[Jimmy]

No, dude, they took him out in handcuffs. He was surrounded by four mps. So that we didn't like beat the snot out of him right there. Like they were not for him. They were. That was there for his protection. He freaking. That went up to. He left the company. It goes all the way up to brigade and we never saw him again. They kept him the away from Bravo company when you never saw him away from Bravo.

I mean, once it got cleared, we.

[Lewis]

Imagine that Soap party like Soap party.

[Jimmy]

Are you kidding me? Like, that kid would have been dead 20 days. 20 days.

Because I mean, like, even the married guys couldn't help. The first aren't sleeping there. The company commander sleep. Nobody's going home, man.

[Lewis]

No, I. I know a lieutenant lost a set of nods at jrtc. In Fort Polk.

[Jimmy]

He didn't lose. They got stolen by four.

[Lewis]

Yeah. We had to do Hands Across America to find it. But I've been there, found it.

[Mike]

We had a. But here's. Here's a difference in the army and the sheriff's office. Why I say is we had a rifle missing at the sheriff's office. Whoa. They didn't care. They're like, we'll find it. And they just inventory. They don't lock you down. They don't do anything. And what happened was it got reassigned at the range when somebody's rifle broke and somebody forgot to turn the. Like change it in the computer. So it was there when they. But when he. When he. The whole reason this started was what happens. That person had that rifle for like three cycles of inspections. And when our inspections were. Is your sergeant emails, you go send me your mileage. You got everything? Yep. Okay. And that's it. You don't ever see him. He never. That's what I said. He never comes. Now of course, my wife being who she is, drives, physically touches every single piece of equipment because she was in the training unit. Wasn't her fault. But she was in the training when that rifle was missed. And miss or miss whatever the word I'm looking for given out. Yeah. Whatever it is. It's been a long day. But she was there. So she's like. As a sergeant now, she's like, I will physically go look. You're not going to tell me you have it if you have to go home.

[Jimmy]

And that's exactly how it works in the army.

[Mike]

Yes, well, I know but you know, that's why it's shares off as it can be. And that's why going all the way back is. That's why they look like on Instagram every day is because nobody does anything. And there's certain agencies that are like Orlando PD is very uniformed. Same gun, no alterations. Not this. Our agency is the opposite. If it shoots a bullet, you can pretty much carry it. Everybody wants to carry some fancy. Different gun. Different. And we talked about the other day that just gear queers. They buy everything. Their vest looks like you can't. It looks like a Christmas tree with decorations hanging all over it because every time something new comes out, they buy it. And most of the times those guys aren't really good cops. They're playing Halloween.

[Lewis]

They're larping.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. They wear all the.

[Mike]

You're basic. I mean you saw my. My setup. I was very basic. I don't have anything fancy. Nothing colored. No fancy Pink cuffs. Just the basic stuff. Go out and put people in jail.

[Lewis]

It's hard to violate rights of old ladies. Want to go to the doctor?

[Mike]

This isn't Russia.

Medical treatment.

[Jimmy]

We got unhealth care.

[Lewis]

Hey, play another one or a video.

You choose, Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Shooter preference.

[Lewis]

Officer?

[Jimmy]

The edits you make to a police report are soon going to be discoverable and scrutinized. What do I mean, Axon?

[Lewis]

I hate start at my ocd. There you go. As a police officer. The edits you make to a police.

[Jimmy]

Report are soon going to be discoverable and scrutinized. What do I mean, Axon? That makes the box or the body worn camera now has a generative AI agent that will write police reports based on what it hears in the audio file. It ain't a transcript, it's a summary. It writes a report. That's what it's trained to do.

[Lewis]

But then you have to review it.

[Jimmy]

Make sure it's accurate. Change things, add things.

[Lewis]

And I will tell you as a civil litigator who's tried dozens and dozens.

[Jimmy]

Of cases, the original file and what.

[Lewis]

You edit will be discoverable. Assume you will be asked why you deleted something, why you didn't delete something.

[Jimmy]

Why you didn't add something. Because they will compare that metadata to the actual video and put you under the microscope. Now, I'm not saying that's necessarily bad. What I'm saying is talk to your.

[Lewis]

Poa, talk to your agency and get.

[Jimmy]

Editing guidelines in place so that you can rely on those just like you rely on your training in the field. Don't get. Get caught holding the responsibility bag when it ain't your responsibility.

[Lewis]

So I love that.

[Mike]

Do you know where my head goes on that? Right?

[Lewis]

I just know that is that reason right there is why I quit law enforcement.

[Mike]

That that is the equivalent of when me and Tyler go on a use of force and I write, I saw Tyler strike to defend it seven times with a flashlight in the head. And Tyler writes, I delivered distractionary blows very calmly to the. Like, that's what it is. And then Tyler goes, bro, you can't write that.

[Jimmy]

Like.

[Lewis]

And then you go, oh, my bad.

[Mike]

Yeah. And I boom. And then they go, well, you wrote earlier. Yeah, it was a race that you saw him do xyz.

[Lewis]

So now there's no. They're removing human from it. And. And it's.

[Mike]

This goes with your. Your report for Terminator. Yeah, dude. Like you did.

[Jimmy]

I worked actually hard on that. Like, it actually took me some time.

[Mike]

But think about and think about the Holes. I put in that report.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

AI is not. I mean, AI cannot keep up with an actual human in that area.

[Jimmy]

I. I had AI write a police report for the minigun scene in Terminator 2. Okay. And I had it as right as Sergeant M. Dilks with responding with Corporal T. Hoover and Patrolman J. Arnett.

[Mike]

But you saw was a report as.

[Jimmy]

If it was still active. As. I mean, there was a lot of stuff that.

[Mike]

I mean, a simple command, like, you could have changed and put in the past tense, and it would probably change that.

[Jimmy]

But what I actually did was. And this is how it happened. I put the video into the AI. So it takes the audio and it takes the video and it breaks it down.

[Mike]

You basically did what he's talking about, right?

[Lewis]

And.

[Jimmy]

And it wrote the report. And then I said no. I had to correct it several times. Be like, no, that didn't happen until this. That didn't happen until this. And then it was like, oh, yeah, that's right. Blah, blah, blah. I mean, it took me a good hour. And then I sent it to Mike and he's like, dude, this is. I mean, it's not terrible, but it's not good.

[Mike]

What?

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

That you. You agree? Tyler, We. And I don't mean we do anything illegal, but we perform when we're on body camera.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We act differently. And then maybe it's not bad.

[Jimmy]

Every human does that.

[Mike]

Okay. So when you. You're acting a certain way and you're on a call and it's. Then it's dictating an AI and it's using a voc. It's changing things. If it was. It's not verbatim, otherwise they would just have it verbatim.

[Lewis]

It wouldn't have to be a transcript.

[Mike]

So now it's. It's writing it in a fancier way. And then my argument with this is.

You read my report. Judge, jury, whoever, attorneys. And then I get up and start talking. You're like, this doesn't sound like the same guy. Right? Like, he talks to the different way. Different. He's not using these words. I would be able to. There's no way I could keep. You know, my vocabulary is very small. We already saw that once a night. AI's vocabulary is yours. Yes, that was the word. So I start testifying in front of a jury, and they're like, who's this? It's not. Definitely not the guy that wrote this report, because it doesn't even. He's not even.

[Jimmy]

But then they hear me and they think I wrote Your report for him.

[Mike]

It just doesn't make sense to me.

[Lewis]

It's. It's just another thing. So I. One thing I never did was I never. Everybody was like, oh, watch your body cam before you write report. I never did. I never did, because that's going to sway mine. And then people were like, what are you going to do if they don't match up in court? I'm gonna say, suck my dick. Oh, sorry. I'm gonna say, like, hey, dude, It's. That's just how I remember it. If I were to go watch something, even though it's an accurate depiction of what happened, it's. I'm still seeing it from a bubble, and I might subconsciously know why I did something. And then if I don't see it in the video, I'm gonna go, oh, I have to figure out why I just punched this dude. Even though if I go back off, my memory, I can articulate fear. I can. Like you said, those aggressor. Those aggressors. And now you're gonna have to review the body cam and then review the AI Summary to make sure that you get it all right. To me, that's tampering with evidence.

[Mike]

When my IA One of the biggest mistakes I made was not writing the arrest affidavit myself for the guy that resisted. I did an episode. The coward that took that report wrote it very terribly. And I was in a hurry. I was writing a resisting arrest and fleeing looting reports. I'm over there pecking away. You can imagine. I type with two fingers, and I'm. He saw the whole thing. And I looked at. He said, hey, is this good? I'm like, you saw it. I'm like, I'm sure it's okay. Huge mistake. Because he wrote a terrible affidavit and then completely bailed on it when it came to the IA and basically sent me up the river.

[Lewis]

But it's called affidavit or affidavit.

[Mike]

Affidavit.

[Lewis]

Affidavit. Yeah. You said affidavit.

[Mike]

Affidavit. You know, I just. That gets silent. That's my vocabulary, too. Affidavit.

[Jimmy]

We're americ. I don't pronounce from America.

[Mike]

I. I let the te slide off. So it's basically an I with whatever.

[Lewis]

I use a lot of teeth.

[Mike]

I know.

[Lewis]

But teeth are in my vocabulary.

[Mike]

There's so many jokes.

But that was a huge. That was a huge mistake on my part. But that, to me, is very similar. You're just relying. And I didn't like watching my body cam back either. I did it. I knew what I did. I have a good memory. The only time I would go back and watch it was like, if I was going to specifically quote the actual quote and put it in quotation marks, the suspect said this. I wanted to quote it. I would go back and listen. But very rarely did I. I actually didn't like writing my reports until like, a day or two later, even when I was dope.

[Jimmy]

Can I ask a question? Like, you know the first time that you ever, like, got really high, you know, into a really high stress situation, how much did you actually remember? Did you remember it all or.

[Mike]

I think we talked a little bit about this when we talked about your best friend.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Wait. Way to laugh at that.

[Jimmy]

It's cool.

[Mike]

What? No, I'm talking about Rob o'. Neill.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

I thought you meant to win it.

[Mike]

No, no. Gee, you're terrible, dude. You're still on his tattoo, man.

[Jimmy]

Jesus.

[Lewis]

Dude.

[Jimmy]

Again.

[Mike]

And you understood what I said?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I did. It was like. I was like, we know. You're right.

[Mike]

The. Of the group. I. I will concede.

[Lewis]

I'm.

[Mike]

I'm the nicer guy here. So anyway, you remember enough to not lie on an after action report or forget who was in front of you or behind you or next to you or how it went down. But, yes, you will forget my de. You will forget details.

[Jimmy]

So I. I have a video of me in Solder City and I have no. I know it's me. I've had three people tell me it's me. You can still frame it and go, that's that nose. That's my gear. Like, And I'm like, I have no critical incident. Yeah, okay, whoever that was.

[Lewis]

But eating the. Out of a detainee, that wasn't me.

[Mike]

You did so much more, though, and. And so much more.

[Jimmy]

The high stress is the same, but it's constant.

[Mike]

So I can see where it would bleed together. Where, like, Tyler describes a job where we go from a domestic to lunch to here, and then the worst call ever. But sometimes we go three, four, five weeks with just regular. When I say regular.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just nothing crazy to jump out. But when you have so many high stress situations like you guys were dealing with daily, I can imagine that your brain, like, I think you talked about it. Your brain started to erase. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Your police brain dump. Yeah.

[Mike]

Your brain started to override itself because you had just too much mess to. To think about where I can go through my career and think when I go really bad calls I'm talking juvenile death. Yeah, I can go right through those. And I remember them. But you guys saw so much of that daily. I can see where your brain started, like a hard drive just to override itself.

[Jimmy]

I, I have, I, I, I had a, an incident where I, I remembered a gunfight that I was in.

[Lewis]

Where were you?

[Mike]

Down range.

Well, you weren't in America, were you? You didn't illegally get in a gunfight here, did you?

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. I did not break any laws, okay? I was, I was working for Uncle Sam, okay? But I could remember the end. And I could remember the beginning, but I couldn't remember parts of the middle again.

[Mike]

I think you were so many, Jimmy. There's so much, dude. It's a lot to unpack.

[Lewis]

What I don't understand is why people aren't roasting Jimmy for dressing like Rambo.

[Jimmy]

I did it on purpose, hoping that they would. I mean, like, I cut my hair.

[Lewis]

The red bandana, right now.

[Jimmy]

I, I cut my hair. I went full, bro. I got rid of the cowboy boots. I went straight.

[Lewis]

Oh, you got. What are they?

[Mike]

Oh, we can remeasure them today.

[Jimmy]

I went to the Solomons.

[Mike]

We can measure them.

[Lewis]

You're dressed like a contractor.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, exactly.

[Mike]

Let me tell you about Jimmy. Jimmy is great. I. I pull in, back in, and he, he hears me coming and he runs. Right haircut, army greens. He just gives me the rundown. I love it. I love it. It's like, why I'm looking at me, obviously, Matt. I'm like, there's a reason. And then he gives it to me and it's like. It's just, you have to be here. You have to come with me one time. Roll in when Jimmy's here. It's exciting to come in. And it's like the fresh cut. He's excit, you know, very energetic, very ready to work. Very, very.

[Lewis]

He's been sitting here for three hours.

[Mike]

Wait. Yeah, but it's human.

Solitary. Thank God he's back. He's back there reversing with the shirts. All right, guys, here we go. We're talking about the Jews today, so I gotta get ready.

But. No, it's, it's, it, it's, it's a. You're a character. You are in a good cat. A very good one. I mean, I'm honest. It's, it's a, it's. We're all characters, but it's. It's funny to see Jimmy dressed like that. And he did. On purpose.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And nobody, Nobody gave you any problems.

[Jimmy]

On purpose for be. Well, the reason was because, like, everybody remember that. That Monday, everybody was talking about, like, holy crap, Jimmy's hair is stronger than my marriage. Because I.

Right. And so I. I got home and I went, you know, I went to my wife. My wife was talking about it. We were talking about, like, hey, are you going to talk about the hair care products you use? Because they kept asking about it, and she. I kind of just. I don't know, I did, like, a face. And she goes, you want to cut it off, don't you?

[Mike]

And I'm making fun of me, babe.

[Jimmy]

And. And I grew it out for her. Like, she wanted me to grow it out. And I'm like, it took a while to grow out that much hair.

[Mike]

I feel your pain.

[Jimmy]

And I'm like, I don't want to cut it off because it's. You know. She's like, it'll grow back.

[Lewis]

It' grow back.

[Jimmy]

Why don't you just do a medium fade, no skin, like you did when you're in the army when I first met you.

[Mike]

That would have been really cool.

[Jimmy]

I was. Dude, I was.

[Mike]

If you would hit the high type. Flat top, drill sergeant. Cut.

[Lewis]

I understand why you cut your hair, but why do you dress like you work at army?

[Jimmy]

I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

[Mike]

Jimmy stories are not short.

[Jimmy]

You know, they're shorter than Clint's.

[Mike]

God damn it.

[Lewis]

On your own deuce and a half.

[Mike]

The Bible's shorter than Clint stories.

[Jimmy]

So I'm like, all right, I'll cut it. She's like, well, why don't you just, you know, cut it like you were when I was. When you were a contractor. And I'm like, you know, why don't I just go full contractor on them? You know, like, just put the 511 pants back on. Put the Solomons back on. You know, put on the T shirt.

[Lewis]

The T shirt that may or may not fit.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that may doesn't fit my gut. It.

[Lewis]

Fits the arms great, man.

[Jimmy]

Dude, it looks great. But, I mean, you can.

[Mike]

You.

[Jimmy]

You guys didn't even get to see that.

[Mike]

I have two weeks in a row. What he on him last week from wearing the Hank tank top.

[Lewis]

I thought we were having fun.

I'm gonna hit some super chats there.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Hey, don't forget sponsors.

[Lewis]

I did them.

[Jimmy]

Oh, do we have not.

[Mike]

That's it.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Nobody pays us.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I pay the big bucks. Cece says Jimmy paint.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no, no.

[Mike]

That's a new thing they're saying for Jimmy instead of cook. It's.

There's a painter.

[Lewis]

Yeah. CC says, ask Mike what pew that is in the shorts.

[Jimmy]

He's asking what gun you got.

[Lewis]

22.

[Mike]

I don't have any gun.

[Lewis]

No, I think we all.

[Jimmy]

This.

[Mike]

We all. What do I carry?

[Jimmy]

Now would be the time to hit us. None of us are armed. In case it comes out on video.

[Mike]

Right there on the couch.

[Lewis]

CC says back there, that lawyer has a small hat. The lawyer that we want.

[Mike]

But they're good. They're good people.

[Jimmy]

No, he's not.

[Mike]

I know what he's. I know what this month, I would.

[Lewis]

Just say, are you. No, the lawyers are good people.

[Mike]

That dude. Oh, that guy. They're all pro law enforcement. They defend cops.

[Jimmy]

No, but. But Rob's lawyer is.

[Mike]

I know what his small hat means. You don't have to whisper it to me.

[Jimmy]

No, but Rob's lawyer is a small hat, too.

[Mike]

Of course. His last Schwartz.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So.

[Jimmy]

Which is why I'm like, that's why I was with him.

[Lewis]

He's probably stewing.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I was. That's why I was with Rob today. I'm like, put this in your spank bank, dude.

[Mike]

I think I was on the aclu. The feds are pulling up the ring. Camera went down for a minute.

[Lewis]

Oh, is it up?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's up now.

[Mike]

Jimmy fixed it. Like, no.

[Jimmy]

No, I didn't.

[Lewis]

Who fixed it?

[Mike]

You fixed it, Nick.

[Lewis]

Nice. Thanks, man.

[Mike]

T. T. Turkey leg.

[Jimmy]

Turkey leg. 19.

[Lewis]

All right. I got a couple requests from John. CC for me to. Josh says, Tyler says.

Superstar. That's not that hard. You got to get me to say Thomas Tyler say Superstar again. Superstar.

[Mike]

See, Pastor.

[Lewis]

Pastor, not pasture.

[Mike]

Pasture.

[Lewis]

Is Mike working for Amazon.

Since he's delivering packages?

[Mike]

Bro, I'm done.

[Lewis]

Brady says Jimmy and Mike both shop at Baby Gap.

[Jimmy]

That's right. God damn it. That is right. That is right.

[Mike]

These are. These are Amazon shorts, though.

[Jimmy]

Are they?

[Mike]

And shoes.

[Jimmy]

This is actually my wife's shirt. That's why it doesn't fit.

[Lewis]

All right, let's go to another video.

[Jimmy]

I put it on just to get with. And nobody knows that's actually your wife's shirt.

[Lewis]

Oh, it's her underarm.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

No, it's her army shirt because she's got. She's pretty big up here, but, yeah, so it. She was like, it's. You know, it's a medium, but you fit it well.

[Mike]

Lewis, you're not allowed to laugh. You don't. Nobody sees you either. You get to dress however you want.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Let's do another video.

What was that?

[Mike]

Where is it.

[Lewis]

That's like, out of a stimulation trainer, dude.

That needs to be a rap song, but.

[Jimmy]

Exactly.

[Lewis]

You can hear the rock music.

[Mike]

Bounces are fake. Okay, Cece, where was that? Do you know? That's his video.

[Lewis]

So, first off, that's why you don't use pepper sprays. Because when it doesn't work, then you got to fight the dude that's pepper sprayed right at you. And now you're fighting him with peppers.

[Mike]

They should ban that stuff.

[Jimmy]

You don't like O.C.

[Mike]

There'S no reason for it. Maybe crowd control. Crowd control. Big crowd.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I remember. If I remember correctly, you could mace a big crowd and not have to worry about doing a use of force report. If I remember correctly. No, it's.

[Jimmy]

You know, it's technically a chemical agent.

[Mike]

You didn't have to do one. No, we did.

[Lewis]

If you. If you. For certain cultures that like to get what.

That like to get together and.

[Mike]

Go ahead, keep going.

[Lewis]

Just saying.

[Mike]

It's your story.

[Lewis]

The Asians.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

When they karate fight in the parking lot.

[Mike]

I believe. I would like. I believe. I don't believe an Asian's been pepper sprayed. I don't believe it's ever.

[Lewis]

They can't, because their eyes.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

I knew it. I knew it.

Oh, man. This is. Oh, God.

Alone.

[Mike]

We're finding out we're getting canceled.

[Jimmy]

We're not even. We're not even pretending anymore. Oh. Which I'm actually glad about because people.

[Mike]

Are like, man, San Francisco. That was San Francisco.

[Lewis]

Efren says, why isn't Jimmy smoking inside?

[Jimmy]

I'm not in a trap house. That's why.

[Mike]

Oh, man.

[Lewis]

This is my trap.

[Mike]

Queen.

[Jimmy]

Lily in the background.

[Lewis]

My trap.

[Mike]

Did you watch the open mic? I was hoping you did.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, of course I did.

[Mike]

I was hoping. So you called it Drop the mic or something.

[Lewis]

Oh, mic drop. Why are we watching Mike?

[Mike]

Mike.

[Jimmy]

Mike drop.

[Lewis]

Yeah, the Mike. What's that guy's name? The Navy.

[Mike]

Why aren't you on open mic?

[Jimmy]

I. I would go on. I would love to. I've never been invited.

[Lewis]

You haven't been on open mic?

[Jimmy]

No.

[Mike]

I think you were on before we switched it.

[Jimmy]

Yep.

[Lewis]

We changed it back. September or September, I think.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Three o' clock on.

[Jimmy]

I mean, just Justin actually sent me. He. He was like, hey, bro, I'm gonna get you a post it note and some flashcards so that you can remember what it's called.

[Lewis]

And I was like, mike Rifflin? Is that his name? Mike. He got a mic drop. Yeah, Mic drop podcast. But, yeah, well, it's funny because we're. Me and Mike co host. My co owner Mike were like, we. When he came on to do Anti Hero, we were like, we really shouldn't do any podcasts together. Just it kind of takes away from the Anti Hero brand. Like, okay, so we won't. So he's got about eight shows on the network that he does and I needed one for me so. And then me and well, I needed, we needed open mic done. We needed. We needed it brought back for what it does for the network. And I, I got with Justin and he was like, let's do Mike. I was like, yeah, we can't. We can't have me and Mike on the same show permanently. But like every episode, Mike's like, yo, I'm totally bored not doing anything if you want me to hop on. So I'm like, hey man.

[Mike]

I mean like, so me for trying to help the network. Yeah, that's the coral. The story. That's what I heard.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna superimpose your face on the logo.

[Mike]

So Jimmy, three o' clock on Fridays. I'm open Mike fire the up the fans.

[Jimmy]

Fans running.

[Lewis]

That's not my house.

At 2:55pm Man, I'm so normally this goes.

[Mike]

Mike's got a bunch of ideas, but he doesn't do anything. So then I offer to help because I'm just sitting around doing nothing.

[Lewis]

All his ideas have been moved to the right to next year and.

[Jimmy]

And poor, poor Mike. I was afraid not blow out a knee trying to help.

[Mike]

Not true, not true.

[Jimmy]

When we were trying to move that.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was tough.

[Jimmy]

The.

[Mike]

But for those who do watch the show Wednesday next week will be my last show at Jordan Ennis and I have a massive announcement.

[Lewis]

Oh, he's doing one more.

[Mike]

He's doing next Thursday. Next Wednesday for a Hot Topic. One more episode on the counterculture YouTube and then I have a massive announcement of the new co host that's taken over. You guys are gonna like it.

[Lewis]

I believe me.

[Mike]

No, it's not. I look at him enough.

[Lewis]

Jefferson Newbie new buy 80s. God, man, you guys are short in these names. Rock, paper scissors. Whoever loses has to stick their finger in their nose for two minutes while they staring at the other two.

[Jimmy]

Make it. Make it a cool 20 and I'll do it now.

[Lewis]

Wait, so three people play rock paper scissors?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you can do that.

[Mike]

Whoever's like elimination. How do you know who's okay?

[Jimmy]

So if, if, if you throw rock and you throw rock and I throw paper, I beat everybody. If you throw Scissors.

[Mike]

And I know how to get.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

But if we. There's two rocks and one scissors. So me and him would win and you would lose.

[Jimmy]

That's right.

I mean, what do you want to do? You want to play spades? Like, I mean, you like cards, dude, not that kind. You never played spades?

[Mike]

I did.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

I went through that phase.

[Jimmy]

In the army?

[Mike]

No, before the army.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

Spades, Dude, I played card game. Spades, dominoes.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I'm not teaching anybody how to play spades. You can join the army.

[Mike]

Yeah. Yeah. Out of Ford Pro. Yeah. Yeah.

[Lewis]

Mike, Mike. What's that? Malibu's most Wanted with a durag on.

[Mike]

I got a picture of me as a teenager. Like, a complete red San Francisco 49ers jumpsuit on. Oh, it's bad. It's bad.

[Jimmy]

Hey, that's. That's like Eddie Murphy. Yeah, right, though.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Thriller jacket.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, I had the. Who else had the. The Charlotte Hornets jacket. Okay, so it wasn't just.

[Mike]

I had the trench coat version.

[Jimmy]

What?

[Mike]

All the way to the floor.

[Lewis]

A San Francisco. The.

[Mike]

The Charlotte Hornets.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, starter jacket. I had the.

[Lewis]

Oh, you had the big one all the way. I had the regular starter.

[Jimmy]

I had the regular one.

[Mike]

I had the regular, too, but I.

[Jimmy]

I don't know why the Charlotte Hornets always got it. I mean, like. Yeah.

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Josh says. Did you guys know that a lot of comments. A lot of comments and super chats got blocked because YouTube is gay? As I did not know that. I also haven't been invited to open mic. CC. Ah, man. You could probably legally only say two out of the five words that you say, so.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, dude, D.C. man, like, come back. You have. He has a. Yeah, he has got a pod. He's got a pod.

[Lewis]

Okay, then we can. That. We. We're here.

[Mike]

You want.

[Lewis]

Come on. Open mic.

[Mike]

Oh, on the open mic.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he wants to just please take it.

[Mike]

I'm. I'm tired of carrying this network.

[Jimmy]

Mike is the talent.

[Mike]

I'm not the talent. I'm just busy with a bunch of ideas.

[Lewis]

He.

[Jimmy]

I'm. I'm not being facetious.

[Mike]

I do a sports show now on Sundays, too, only for another three episodes. Who has the most shows on the episode?

[Lewis]

You, I said. Yeah, they all start next year.

[Mike]

No Sundays. 12, at least. My own podcast. Noon on Wednesday, Live, Wednesday Night Live, Monday, Live, Thursday, twice.

[Jimmy]

If there's anybody not carrying their weight, it's me right now trying to find a bar. No, no, but what I mean is, is that, like, you guys have asked me, like, two times. Like, hey, when you're gonna start your own? When are you gonna.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

And I'm like, live from the Trap, man.

Dude.

[Mike]

Trapping the gov, dude, Live from the.

[Lewis]

Trap is your podcast.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's another idea I had. Write that down.

[Lewis]

Mike's gonna take it if, you know, I'll take it.

[Jimmy]

Me and Clint will do Live from the Trap. All right, dude, let's go.

[Mike]

And we added.

[Jimmy]

We're gonna talk about. Because he's out in Kannapolis. He's out where? Dale Jr. And Dale.

[Mike]

Damn. Damn.

[Jimmy]

Kannapolis.

[Mike]

Good old boys.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's. That's deep NASCAR country.

[Mike]

Still fly the oh, yeah. Confederate flag?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

That's Kannapolis, baby.

[Mike]

For those that don't know, we have True PD now on our network. Oh, we didn't announce that. Well, the video is not up on YouTube. Yeah, it kind of went wonky. But if you guys follow True pd, who drops real information about agencies in an anonymous style on our audio platform right now. Counterculture audio platform. His first episode is live on his YouTube. It's live. We were supposed to do that today. We didn't.

[Lewis]

You think he's cool? I heard he's doing a hit piece on you.

[Mike]

I hope so.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Then you're gonna be like, get him off the network.

[Jimmy]

No, I won't.

[Mike]

I already got a hit piece done.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you brought him on.

[Mike]

How many hit pieces been done on me?

[Lewis]

Most podcasts are hit pieces.

[Mike]

Yeah. So. But no. Check out True pd. He does absolutely great work identifying the garbage in police departments. Like Orange County CIT training. Oh.

[Lewis]

Is that a preview to what's.

[Mike]

We might have one about the Orange County Sheriff's Office CIT training issues?

[Lewis]

I didn't do it.

[Mike]

Nope.

[Lewis]

I didn't do it.

[Mike]

Nope. That's all me.

[Jimmy]

Do we got any resolution on Mina follows me and do we got any resolution on Manatee yet?

[Mike]

No.

[Lewis]

Manatee, they're all. They're all over the shield.

[Jimmy]

No, no.

That was low hanging.

[Mike]

That was pretty good. You could do that was like real. No, there. He dropped one on. He dropped a bunch of them. He dropped the one on where the major or the lieutenant gave a false name while detained. All the body camera. He does really good stuff.

[Jimmy]

Who's Manatee County?

[Mike]

I'm confused which one you're talking about.

[Jimmy]

You. You said you when you came in. It was about three weeks ago. You said, hey, I got one coming. It's coming. It's coming for Manatee. And at first you thought it was Mary.

[Mike]

I Think it was him? I think that's the one then. It's one of those weird counties. Yeah, but it was, it was the one that got in a fight in a bar. They were in six.

[Jimmy]

That one.

[Mike]

They got in a fight in the bar, sheriff ran out, lieutenant headbutted somebody and the major gave a false name while detained. And they almost caught the halo law arrest because they. The major was following the lieutenant that was in cuffed at the time. And the St. Pete cops saying dude, get back. We have a 25 foot rule. Get back. And he almost caught it and then they tried to scrub it and obviously that's impossible now. And true PD got all the body cam and did the whole hit on it. Good stuff. You have to watch.

[Jimmy]

I mean, are they.

[Mike]

I mean they don't do anything. There's no account. My episode yesterday covered it. The elevator of accountability only goes down. They can get away with anything they want. They can do it.

[Jimmy]

So they're. So they're above the law.

[Mike]

They are above the law. Police administrations in here in Florida, the sheriffs are untouchable. Look at Greg Tony, man. I mean, Broward county, that dude's a crook. Sheriff Marcino from Lee County. Crook, crook.

[Jimmy]

Like real crooks. Like, like, like you're mild.

[Mike]

Mild crook. Part, part of his crookedness is illegally going through officers phones and damn Dr. Seuss book and yeah, crooked Marcino in a box with a fox in your phone. Then he bones you, you know, but you know, they went through a bunch of guys. They went through a guy's phone illegally and then like found the group chat and like disciplined and suspended and ended up like basically firing a whole unit.

[Lewis]

He was upset because he wasn't in the group chat.

[Mike]

No, it was my man. Bellini was. Rich Bellini was. That's an episode I have. Rich Bellini. He goes through the whole thing about how it went down, but there's no recourse. You can't do anything. You can't do it. But if you put Lopez dirty. They're already talking about dropping my Lopez's charges might get dropped. Racketeering.

[Jimmy]

But if you put somebody in the back of a cop car that's sitting on train tracks, you're good, man. You are.

[Mike]

Don't, don't tell somebody to put their wife up because that can be a 40 hour suspension.

[Lewis]

This is my another video.

[Jimmy]

I mean, are we gonna watch the train video again?

[Mike]

I can't handle it.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean it was an idea thrown around.

[Mike]

I mean, I'll watch it. I watch it. 10 times a day.

[Lewis]

Oh, this is the German police.

[Jimmy]

Please tell me that they're like.

[Lewis]

Do they have comparison between like, German and.

[Mike]

I better play not the potty set before.

[Lewis]

Dude, they just beat the out of everybody.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, dude, they're going, that. That's real hands on.

[Lewis]

I think that is going down. And then this is what, like England?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

England's all running, run into their lives.

[Mike]

Germans.

[Lewis]

I got called watch.

[Mike]

The same as German. Doing right.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's what he's saying.

[Mike]

Oh.

I don't have a problem with it. I don't have a problem with it.

Conservative mic. No problem. Problem.

[Jimmy]

I like, I like the Euro tract.

[Mike]

Listen, I don't, I don't. I don't see a problem.

[Lewis]

There is no problem.

[Jimmy]

I don't see a. I mean, when.

[Lewis]

When it comes to civil unrest, the rules change and they change from the bottom to the top. I've said this many times during civil unrest, all right? Uncivil unrest. I show up to a call, Jimmy picks up a rock and goes like this. There's nothing I can do about it. There's no de escalation, there's no talking, there's no hands on. I pull out my gun and I kill you. I'm just fought all day. You had a rock and you were going to throw it at my face. In civil unrest, they can throw rocks. You cannot shoot them. It is. It's just an acceptable thing. So therefore, on the flip side, you know, if you were just being an and not listening to my commands, if I walk up and just punch you in the face on a regular call, I'm in trouble. That's not good.

Civil unrest, baby. If I tell you to back up and I'm like, I'm gonna punch this dude in the face.

[Mike]

And you don't have to do it. There's no paperwork or no paperwork.

It's chaos for both sides. Yeah. And a lot of guys, it goes both ways.

[Lewis]

A lot of guys love it. It's fun.

[Jimmy]

So the first one, I lived in St. Pete during the riots. And I mean, that was the first time I was like, these cops, like, they were out there in bicycle shorts and shorts sleeve shirts. And I'm like, what are you doing, dude?

[Mike]

I. I think that's how it should be handled. And. And you're seeing the problem. England, France are falling apart. And now you have the scam. The whole. That's a whole nother thing that goes under the radar is those scams they run on tourists now in France and all that. Those YouTube guys are going over there. Kind of like the guys were doing the predators when they were lowering the predators in and like beating the snot out of them. They're doing that to the scammers over there because you got people that are.

[Jimmy]

The Russians don't around that video as well. Yeah, they tuned that, they tuned homeboy up.

[Mike]

But it, but look at Russia. Obviously that's a different extreme. Yeah, but if you look at Germany, do you hear the knife attacks in Germany? You don't hear about those. You don't hear about that craziness.

[Lewis]

The one say that. The one thing I will say is that I don't believe striking humans in the skull like that smart on their part. You can't break your hand. Yeah, I saw a lot of just head punches and dude, they were, I.

[Jimmy]

Mean like it looked, I mean Germans are built, they're probably all drunk too, you know, Germans are built different and they're drunk.

[Lewis]

Like blonde and blue eyed. Six foot.

[Jimmy]

No, I, Perfect. No, no, that's not what I'm saying at all.

[Lewis]

I'm saying Jimmy was saying.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but like look, I mean England's gone, man. I mean like they got rid of a jury trial now what do you, I, I, I asked this before.

[Mike]

Like it's, it's just, it's out of control. You, you can't post on the Internet either. You can't say anything about negative, about the government.

[Jimmy]

People get arrested for having extremist music.

[Mike]

Yeah. Anything that says anything.

[Jimmy]

You're looking at me like I'm crazy. Like that's real.

[Mike]

You post something on the Internet that government doesn't like, they're coming to your home flags. They were flying the wrong.

[Jimmy]

Flying the British flag. They're flying the flag of the country.

[Mike]

And they get in trouble.

[Jimmy]

Wait, why they don't.

To the Muslims? Yeah.

[Lewis]

You're kidding.

[Jimmy]

No, I'm not.

[Mike]

No.

[Jimmy]

So, okay, so if you look at the Union Jack, right, it's actually a conglomeration of three flags. The first one is the St. George. St. George Cross.

[Lewis]

Just run out of breath.

[Jimmy]

No, I was trying not to burp real loud.

[Mike]

Trying to stay inside that church.

[Jimmy]

Actually, I thought you were going in the other direction. Like Jimmy's drinking again.

I would not.

[Mike]

Very politely. Jimmy, come over to me. You think I can have a beer? Get it, get it done.

[Jimmy]

Jimmy. Hey, man, I, I, I work for you guys.

[Lewis]

Long day.

[Jimmy]

But. So the St. George Cross, which is just a white background with a red cross, you've seen it before. So they were flying that flag It's a cross. It's the cross of their country. It's the cross of England. Straight to jail right away.

[Lewis]

Is it still their flag?

[Jimmy]

So the Union Jack is the flag of England, but it's a conglomeration of three flags. That's why it's a union. Okay, so the St. George represents England. Right to jail right away.

[Lewis]

Right away.

[Jimmy]

You know that, you know that.

[Mike]

Good thing we threw all that tea in the water. So we're not living.

[Lewis]

I think it's bad, dude.

[Jimmy]

But here's the thing, like the stuff that happens in England, we're only five to ten years behind that, that statistically.

[Mike]

Ours is worse because ours is guns. They don't have the gun problem that.

[Jimmy]

We have the gun.

[Mike]

They have a knife problem. Well, I'm saying they're being attacked by knives over there.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And we have guns. So ours is, I think gonna.

[Lewis]

Is it true Faster Muslims, the way they procreate, they can take over a population and like they procreate, like statistically, like X amount faster than.

[Jimmy]

So I mean you. It's the same as a lot of the Catholics, by the way. So like people from countries south of the United States, they don't believe in contraception because they're Catholic. They believe that their job is to procreate. They're not wrong.

[Mike]

Boys can't get pregnant.

[Jimmy]

And they don't. They don't have that problem. So the average, the average white dude. The average white dude and white chick in America has like 1.2 kids. Yeah, the average, you know, Hispanic family has 4.2.

[Lewis]

Oh, is that why you're calling them Catholic?

[Mike]

And then.

[Jimmy]

No, no, they're cats and then they are cat.

[Lewis]

And they're also brown haired. Yeah. Anybody with brown hair.

[Mike]

And keep going down the demographics. What's the next one?

[Jimmy]

The next one is the blacks.

[Mike]

How many they have?

[Lewis]

Why do you gotta say it like that?

[Mike]

How many?

[Lewis]

It's African American award.

[Jimmy]

I think it's. I think it's five, but it's hard to tell because five piece. No, it's hard to tell because so many black men have so many families.

[Mike]

It does.

[Lewis]

Excuse.

[Mike]

You see that football player has four kids on the way at the same time right now.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, that's a real.

[Lewis]

Different women.

[Mike]

Four different women.

[Jimmy]

One of them is Cardi B, by the way.

[Mike]

Yeah, Stefan Diggs.

[Jimmy]

Stefan Diggs, yeah. Yeah, four, four plus he's trying to.

[Mike]

Catch from Marty Cromartie. Had 12 kids, I believe.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Doesn't Nick.

[Lewis]

Nick Cannon has a ton too.

[Mike]

Yeah, he's A ton.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So, I mean, like. Like, theirs is different.

[Mike]

The.

[Jimmy]

The Mexicans, they have. They have kids.

[Lewis]

They stay together for the kids.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, the Muslims have several kids over several wives. The. The black community. Several kids, several wives, but they don't live in the same house. That's a different.

[Mike]

Well, in the Hispanic community, the husband has many kids and all. But the wives are loyal and they stay because they cheat the worst. Yeah, Hispanics are the worst.

[Jimmy]

And. And then, of course, the Asians are. Are very smart. Yeah, they're smart. They have two kids.

[Mike]

One's a boy, one's a girl, one's a scientist.

[Jimmy]

For real, Dude. Dude.

[Mike]

Trying to get to the moon the first time.

[Jimmy]

And. And listen, like, you know who Johnny Kim is? I'm gonna tell you a story.

[Mike]

It sounds pretty basic.

[Jimmy]

Okay, so John.

[Mike]

It's like John Smith of white guys. Johnny Kim of black guys.

[Jimmy]

No, no, he's. He's Asian.

[Mike]

Yeah, I get it. You missed it.

[Jimmy]

I missed it.

[Mike]

Smith.

[Lewis]

No, he's deja.

[Jimmy]

I'm stupid. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm so. Oh, man. I.

[Mike]

It's the beer, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

I. I'm not drinking.

[Mike]

Straight to it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, he told me. Fired up.

[Lewis]

You told me you were drinking. I said, okay.

[Mike]

So what he did was he asked me to have a beer, and then he went to you and said.

[Jimmy]

I went to mom.

[Mike]

And then I went to. Jimmy can do whatever you want. I'm just kidding.

[Jimmy]

Go ahead.

[Mike]

But, dude, you know, it's that brothers, when they're like.

[Lewis]

He's like, can we build a bunk bed? And their parents like, okay, but do you need. They're like, so.

[Jimmy]

So let me tell you about a guy named Johnny Kim.

[Mike]

Johnny Kim. Kim.

[Jimmy]

Johnny Kim.

[Lewis]

He was in Mortal Kombat.

[Jimmy]

No. Johnny Kim has. He had a pretty rough childhood growing up. His father was killed by a police officer in Los Angeles.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Asian. He.

[Jimmy]

It came to a domestic violence call. Dad had a gun.

[Mike]

No, I'll do it. And 80s LA.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So he grows up. He decides he's gonna go into the Navy. He goes. Becomes a Navy seal. He goes to Ramadi with Jocko and Chris Kyle and all of those seal. He was a seal.

[Mike]

The previous statement was he became a Navy SEAL right before what he said.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So he became an abc.

[Lewis]

I was gulping.

[Mike]

I saw.

[Lewis]

I think I saw a picture of him.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Smoking a cigarette.

[Mike]

You tell him to stop interrupting.

[Jimmy]

You didn't. No. You didn't.

[Mike]

You tell him to stop interrupting you. I'm gonna go like this you could tell.

[Lewis]

I. I have something to cut in.

[Mike]

Oh, my bad, my bad. Okay, so he's been interrupting you, Jimmy. I'm pointing it out.

[Jimmy]

So. Dude, I'm just trying to roll.

[Mike]

Good. Now you are. And Tyler keeps breaking into it. Good.

[Jimmy]

He. After. He's a Navy seal. He was a medic. He was a corpsman. He decides he's going to go to medical school. He goes to Harvard Medical School, graduates with a 3.98 GPA from Harvard Medical School, becomes a medical doctor, and then decides he's going to be an astronaut. Now he's probably going to command the next mission.

That is, like, every Asian, but certainly ever.

[Lewis]

There was a picture of, like, spec on Spec Ops magazine, Facebook, and it was two dudes on Bruiser. They had the vest with the punisher skulls, and it was an Asian dude. And I just thought it might have been him.

[Jimmy]

I think he was sitting there with them. He might have been smoking a cigarette.

[Lewis]

But, like, it doesn't seem very doctorish.

[Jimmy]

No, I mean, I didn't know many medics that smoked on a cigarette.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Because they were always telling everybody not to smoke.

[Jimmy]

But I mean, like, you know, as far as Asians go, since we're talking about it, like.

Yeah, man, I want to smoke a cigarette. But we're not in the trap house.

[Mike]

That's because you're drinking liquor.

[Jimmy]

It is true. I mean, but I'm. I'm. I'm going.

[Mike]

She only smokes when she drinks. It's a country song, isn't it?

[Jimmy]

It is.

[Mike]

Keep going.

[Jimmy]

So anyway, so that's Johnny Kim.

[Mike]

There cannot be a high percentage of Asian Navy seals. I can't imagine.

[Jimmy]

I think he's like one of three.

[Mike]

That sounds smaller guy, or is he big guy?

[Jimmy]

He's small. He's smaller than me, and I'm pretty small. You know, he. He looked like about like me and him were probably the same size. And.

[Mike]

And there's a picture of him in the astronaut outfit, right?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay, that's what I'm thinking of.

[Jimmy]

And I mean, like, I mean, if you're gonna send somebody to go meet the aliens, you would want to send the Navy seal, Harvard doctor.

[Mike]

Yeah, he can pretty much cover all of it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's no water, though, is there, on Mars?

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. But there is in other places. But, you know, I mean, I don't know if you want to swim in any water. That's not.

[Mike]

I think we're going to Mars in our lifetime.

[Jimmy]

I hope so, man. I really do. Because, dude, like, the Earth is one cataclysmic event from killing us all. Like, if we're at least on Mars, like some of us will.

[Mike]

We still got to get to the moon, don't we?

[Jimmy]

You.

[Mike]

But I mean, I guess it's got to start somewhere. Just get there, right? Get there, plant the flags, and we made it. We can. Do you think that person's coming back?

[Jimmy]

I mean, dude, I. I think we could probably get it done, but I mean, going that far, going that far and coming, you know, seven months, right? Yeah, I mean, depending on the. Where we are in the orbits, right? So you got to go there, you got to come back. You got to have a ship that's reliable enough to go through freaking space, get all the way there, orbit around bars, send people down, send people back up, and then fly back to Earth. And we're probably gonna have to build that ship in space.

[Lewis]

You guys talking about a Sci Fi going to.

[Mike]

Going now? We're talking about going to Mars.

[Jimmy]

I mean, we're gonna have to build that. That ship's going to be built in space. Like, we're not going to build that ship on the Earth.

[Lewis]

We got to catch up on.

[Mike]

Elon Musk can get it done, I think.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I agree. He's not even from this planet. Of course he can get it.

[Lewis]

Lewis, you got the super chats.

[Jimmy]

Sure.

[Lewis]

Should be starting at cc. I'm locked in with the boys in Manatee county.

[Jimmy]

Nicole Morgan, 4.99 at copy reminder. Tune into Counterculture every Monday at 7pm Canine fans.

[Mike]

That's my cousin, Canine. Somebody wanted to kill him the other day in my DMs. And then like, I didn't know he's your cousin.

[Lewis]

Oh, canine has a lot of haters, dude. A lot of haters.

[Jimmy]

Not me. I wanted his Jesus hat, that white Jesus hat that he wears. I think it's one of the best.

[Lewis]

Dudes I've met in a long time. And people.

[Mike]

CP. Oh, shoot.

CC for 4.99. I have the inside scoop on Lopez and two of his coins. He's talking about Lopez from Osceola County. Yeah. Keep going though. You're doing it. 199. Make Germany great again.

[Lewis]

See if you read it, we don't get in trouble.

[Mike]

Yeah, keep doing it.

[Jimmy]

I'm producing.

[Mike]

I'm going to start super chatting. Hold on.

[Jimmy]

Your wife's in a chat. And she was like, has anybody heard Lewis's voice since the start of the show to verify he's alive?

[Mike]

This is the most he's talked ever. Any Show. Yeah, he found his groove. Go ahead. Ask Mike why Paris and UK is off a cliff. Muslims.

[Jimmy]

It is.

[Mike]

9.99. There's 7:1 against us.

[Lewis]

Muslims.

[Mike]

Yeah, I guess.

[Lewis]

Conservative chocolate with 10 bucks. Thanks, bro.

[Mike]

199. I gave Jimmy a pass.

[Jimmy]

He gave me a pass. You can't say it. No, I can.

[Lewis]

What?

[Jimmy]

Gave me the pass. The pass that only black guys can give you.

[Lewis]

Oh, you got to say the N word or something.

[Mike]

No, you can't say it even with the pass.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

He send it to you?

[Lewis]

Can I have it?

[Mike]

Guy named Ephraim Lizard Efren.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

199. Jimmy invited to the carne asada.

[Jimmy]

Oh, I'll go. I love hanging out with.

[Lewis]

I thought that was a steak.

[Mike]

It is a piece, isn't it, Lewis? Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It could be a restaurant, though, right? You might name it.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I'll go hang out, man. You know how many I've hung out with?

[Mike]

Some of my.

[Jimmy]

My.

[Mike]

Hey, they got tequila. Jimmy's going.

[Jimmy]

I mean. I mean. Okay, so the.

[Lewis]

I'm not racist when it comes to international drinks, dude.

[Jimmy]

So the infantry is made up of mostly white guys. And what's the second demographic?

Hispanics.

[Mike]

And then CC for 199.

[Lewis]

Mike.

[Mike]

Popping them right there. Oh, these.

This helps me not eat.

[Lewis]

Icebreakers.

[Mike]

There's no sugar in them, and I just keep busy.

[Lewis]

Your life sounds awful, dude.

You're always hungry.

[Mike]

I'll send you a picture. Not. Well, that's bad. My knee's bad. My wife needs a hip. My wife needs her second hip. My wife's gonna have her second hip replaced, and I have that.

[Jimmy]

She's. I mean, as fit as she is with two hip replacements.

[Mike]

Anthony from.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

He's the phenomenal.

[Lewis]

He's like the Terminator.

[Mike]

Yeah, it. So the argument was the doctors set, like, a parameter. You have to have so much, like, bone degeneration where they go, okay, you're. You're qualified for surgery. They try to push it to when you're older because, oh, you can't have a second one when you're 70. My wife's argument is, why do I live in pain from 40 to 7 or, you know, 40 to 60? And then you do it then. And my life is. Is, you know, I'm on the other end of it. So they're very hesitant to do it on younger people. But I don't see why not like, be healthier now and enjoy it, because either way, you're going in, at some point, you're not gonna be able to do much.

[Jimmy]

Well, I mean, that's the same argument as what you were talking about with, like, you know, retirement and. Yeah, like, we're gonna work in the cubicle. We're gonna work 40 hours a week. We're gonna spend four hours a day in traffic, and then we're gonna do that all ostensibly so that when we're 65, we can do whatever we want. But then by then, it's too late.

[Lewis]

They could be drinking beers, talking. It has YouTube still.

[Mike]

It has still not him. I've been gone since September 12, 2024. It has still not hit me that, like, I can do whatever the I want. Like, it's a weird feeling.

[Jimmy]

Literally bought this company.

[Mike]

No, no, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about just I can get up and I have nobody to answer to.

[Lewis]

What can you say? Can you say anything?

[Mike]

Yeah, you can.

But honestly, it. It still has. Because you think retirement. When you. In your head, when you think retirement, you think of an old person with gray hair.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Playing.

[Mike]

Maybe playing golf, playing bridge.

[Lewis]

There.

[Mike]

Your ideal old person is not 49 year old, Mike. You're thinking of an old person. The retirement, the commercials you see are old people retired. You're not supposed to be retired at this age. And it's. It's. It's.

[Jimmy]

It's definitely. I'm Milford. I want to talk to you about diabetes.

[Mike]

Arp. You think retirement. You think Arp.

[Lewis]

Arp.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Old people.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So it's.

[Jimmy]

It's.

[Mike]

It's a weird feeling, but these guys don't. They're not preparing for it.

[Jimmy]

Man, I'm digging having the audience back here.

[Mike]

Funny. Yeah, we got Big T, big turkey over there.

[Jimmy]

Big Turkey.

[Mike]

Go ahead and play a video. Hey, sheriff's office. Make yourself.

Oh, Louis, look at that. Sheriff's office.

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah, I saw this one, dude.

[Mike]

Sheriff's office. Make yourself known.

Send the child out. Please.

Stay in the child.

[Lewis]

I'm not saying him to calm down.

[Mike]

Drop the knife and bring the child.

[Jimmy]

Out of the room.

Drop the knife.

[Mike]

Bring the child out of the room.

Go. Oh, you got to go.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you need.

[Lewis]

No.

[Jimmy]

Let me see hands right now.

[Mike]

Let me see your hands.

[Jimmy]

You are going to get shot.

[Mike]

Let me see your hands right now. We're going to get shot by the guy in front of me.

He's going to shoot your hands right now.

[Lewis]

I'm going to shoot him.

[Mike]

Let's see your hands right now. I'll kill you. I'll kill you.

[Jimmy]

Drop the knife, sir.

[Lewis]

Come on.

[Mike]

Come on. All Right.

[Lewis]

No, that's first. No, first thing to.

[Mike]

No vest.

[Lewis]

The motorcycle helmets are not rated for bullets.

[Mike]

We found that out quick. So high speed lead does damage.

[Lewis]

I just don't think he was. I. I don't think that bad guy was going to do anything. I think he wanted to get shot.

[Mike]

I got it.

[Lewis]

He was in a bedroom with the kid for a minute.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Just.

[Lewis]

Or do you think he was trying to get an escape?

[Jimmy]

I. I think at that point that like, they're. I mean you guys would know better than me, but like, I think at that point, like they're not even sure what they're doing.

[Mike]

Do you train. Have you trained that scenario in swat? They train you to contact shadow, don't they?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Running the rabbit.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Yeah. You just run up right to him, put the gun to his head.

[Lewis]

You try to have two people run in, but first.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, you run the rabbit.

[Mike]

I'm trained to. I'm talking gun to the head though. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Go straight to it.

[Mike]

But we had scenario with training and I.

[Lewis]

But he would have to focus on somebody else for you to get there.

[Mike]

He's already. You're gonna. Either way, you're, you're, you're the only. And that's, that's where trading doesn't anticipate the door barricade and no room to run.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you can't.

[Mike]

But in that scenario. What I'm getting at is when you're. If you've had. If you've gone over that in your head and spot. We did patrol. I will say it's not. It's under trained. Trained. SWAT is not. They need to change what is not squad is not better. They're more trained. They're trained differently. That needs to be trained because that's a tough shot. Dude.

[Lewis]

That's like. I've seen five videos in two years. Like that one of them went back south.

[Mike]

Yes. The, the ideal way to do that, as soon as you break the door and see that that's going on, you drive and you kill him. Contact.

[Jimmy]

So the contact. The first problem that I saw was.

[Lewis]

A female is talking.

[Mike]

No, that wasn't Copville.

[Jimmy]

I'm actually, I'm. I mean like, there's some. There's some real stuff that I really.

[Mike]

There's no. One second. Yeah, yeah.

Tell them, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

So first of all, if you. I don't care how big you are. If you've got to kick a door, donkey, kick the door for two reasons. One, you're putting. You're, you're putting yourself out of the Fatal funnel when you do it. Second of all, you have a lot more leverage donkey kicking than you do trying to straight spark kick. Okay. And you can do it outside the fatal funnel.

[Lewis]

Donkey kicking is frowned upon in police work because you're taking your back.

[Jimmy]

No, really?

[Lewis]

I've never seen you go to shop.

[Mike]

Good. I went to shotgun breaching. And you shoot the. You shoot, shoot, turn, kick the door down.

[Jimmy]

And that's exactly what I was trained to do.

[Lewis]

Was it. Was it barricaded?

[Mike]

Slightly, I think.

[Jimmy]

But if you donkey kick and you do encounter a barricade, you're much more likely to punch through it. Okay. Which it was.

[Mike]

But if you take. If you slow that down, your cup partner's covering you while you're done, like, you would have coverage.

[Jimmy]

That's.

[Lewis]

Yeah, she's like this.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but that. That's the other problem that I saw is you keep seeing this hand come in front and you're like, dude, that. That hand is going. Right.

[Mike]

He flashed his own muzzle. And what happens? And again, you're right. If that guy comes out of that.

[Jimmy]

Room blowing your fingers off, dude. Muzzle awareness. Yeah, muzzle awareness, dude. If you carry a gun for a living and you don't know to keep your meat.

[Mike]

Should never cross the gun.

[Lewis]

I will say, out of all the highest stress scenarios you go to, that's probably the one.

[Jimmy]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Mike]

That's it. That's the call. But that's all the more reason that you should. That call should go through your head once a shift.

[Jimmy]

If that happens. If. Then.

[Mike]

No, but I'm saying the. The hostage. Like when you're driving around and you're scrolling on tick tock and you're doing. My point being is that is the type of call you should be like, okay, I encounter something in a room with a gun or. Or a knife to somebody, I'm going to drive at him. I don't. I don't want to take that shot. I don't think anybody really wants to take that shot.

[Jimmy]

There's a reason why we built two units to take that shot.

[Mike]

But you have to do it right.

[Jimmy]

It was never. It should never be at the point where, no offense, the patrol cop is having to take that shot. When the Delta force changes trainage, I can't talk trains like crazy. It's not that I haven't drank that much trains like crazy four or five times a day in the shoot house to take that shot.

[Mike]

Yes.

[Jimmy]

And you are a patrol officer.

[Mike]

The patrol officer is more. Yeah, but the patrol officer is more Likely to encounter. Agree because SWAT takes two hours to get there. There SWAT's not coming. That they called SWAT out for that. SWAT's on the way. But that's a HR you have to go.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

And if you haven't gone through that. That's my whole training argument that if you're not. When those people are making those videos with the pink handcuffs and the dumb videos and look at me, I know that they're not thinking that that can happen in any town, anywhere at any time. That's not a big city call. That's not a, that is a absolute domestic. What is the most dangerous call domestic that is gonna happen in a 2,000person town or a 2 million person town. You should be thinking if I kick a door open and somebody's got a knife to a kid's throat, what am I going to do? Yeah, you should have that.

[Lewis]

The way it happens is this is what happens. You're, you're drinking a coffee. Call comes out, code three call.

[Mike]

Beep.

[Lewis]

A domestic, you know, suspect.

As he, the caller says she had, he has her son, he's gonna, you know, he's threatening to kill him. Kind of. If you live in a high crime, high call volume area, you're gonna get that call. A call like that a couple times a day.

[Jimmy]

How many?

[Lewis]

It's mostly, it's mostly people over exaggerating. The dispatcher has the same tone of voice no matter what kind of call she's doing. So you kind of like. But then something will happen and they'll tell you this is kind of getting, getting hairy. So it takes you three and a half minutes running code to get there. You get there, the, the caller's screaming, he's back there, he's got a knife. There's no time to do anything but react. And that's five minutes from having a coffee, talking about your kids playing soccer. And so that's what he's saying is that's how real it can get fast for anybody. No matter what area. That could happen in suburbia. For the cop that's never pulled out his gun once, that could be the call.

[Mike]

And that's my problem with when they, when these small town people don't they get serious because that is not a high crime. That is not a big city call. That is an everyday one house every 40 acres or one house every 40ft or every 10ft. That call can happen. If you're not prepared to do that. And you see every story I post of any cop that makes my story for the most part, I would say they're not prepared or haven't thought about that. So like I've said about pursuits and other high risk calls that agencies don't perform, your first time ever thinking about taking a shot in that aspect is the day it's going to happen. You've never thought about in your head, you've never trained it, you've never gone to the range and put the little side target out the side and taking that hostage shot. We've all done it. I've killed the hostage. I've killed the hostage 100 times. Yeah, we've all done it. It under. Even after training and training and training and training and training. You're still gonna miss.

[Jimmy]

I. I'll give you. So we actually did, when we went out to, to train for whips, we had to do this every year. And they would put us through the, you know, the cowboy stuff that it was like. We call it the cowboy show where we're doing, you know, behind barriers and doing all that stuff. And they put the target up, Right. And so you're on the rifle range, you're moving, and when you run, when you go cold on an M4 in the army, what do you do? Like if you're in a house, what do you do? Kneel. Yeah, you kneel. Exactly.

[Mike]

So your buddy can shoot from behind you.

[Lewis]

Yeah, the infantry don't carry pistols.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So if I go down, I go cold. Or I'll say black Neil.

[Mike]

And your buddy grabs shoulder.

[Jimmy]

Or you're in a room and so you just, you know, flip the mag out, you put it. Hey, coming up, come up. Okay.

[Mike]

Bang.

[Jimmy]

And if you're down, you're in love.

[Mike]

We actually practice that at, yeah. Orange county range.

[Jimmy]

But if you're kneeling, you can still engage from the kneeling. If you've gotten your reload. Yeah, right. You just don't come up until you clear come up. So I was out there doing it, I went cold, I flipped the mag out, I reloaded and I fired to engage the target. The only reason I didn't hit the, the hostage is because I was kneeling and was firing up. If I had been standing, I would have hit. I would have hit him straight on because they had one behind the other like this.

[Mike]

But I've actually gone through that training of down, I'm going. And the guy grabs your shoulder, he actually uses your shoulder as a base to aim. While you're reloading, you swap out and.

[Jimmy]

That way if you come up, you knock his barrel out. Right.

[Mike]

But now that can happen Every day on a regular call with two cops who have never trained it. Both running through a house with a rifle.

[Jimmy]

Well, you and me be funky.

[Mike]

But the regular cops aren't even thinking about that.

[Lewis]

All right, we gotta move on.

[Jimmy]

Oh, sorry.

[Lewis]

You're good. Squealer9376 says. Mike, you need to watch the documentary. Room 237.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Lewis]

Dylon says, did we all send our cards to Weston? Better have CC says motorcycle homes do not help versus rounds.

[Mike]

They do not.

[Lewis]

You noticed that. Let's do another video. Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Did you. Did you get the one with the. The. The officer gunfight that I sent?

[Mike]

Everything should be in there.

Fast.

[Jimmy]

You were going.

[Mike]

Pause this.

Jim, Jimmy talked earlier about you. You brought up passenger side versus driver side. And you even as a civilian, you thought driver side is the most dumb thing you've ever seen.

[Jimmy]

I drive down I.

[Mike]

And you saw driver's side approaches.

[Jimmy]

I draw. I saw three from fhp. Okay. To this morning on the way here.

[Mike]

Here's why you don't do driver's side approaches on the highway.

[Jimmy]

You know how fast you were going?

Hey, guys, stay here.

[Mike]

Like a train.

[Jimmy]

Have a good reason why you didn't get over back there? Because you just hit that car. How do you not see me?

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Jimmy]

Did you know you just hit that car back there?

[Mike]

Oh, did I? You did.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You're being cited for fail to move over.

[Jimmy]

And Mark.

[Mike]

Yeah. Can you imagine if he was standing there?

[Lewis]

Oh, I'd be dead.

[Mike]

Dead, dead, dead.

[Lewis]

Oh, he'd be all over the place.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

80 miles an hour.

[Mike]

There are still agencies teaching driver's side.

[Lewis]

Approach on the interstate everywhere.

[Jimmy]

I saw that video yesterday, and I was driving on i4 today. And FHP is always out. They're always running people down on i4. And I. You can see their lights way ahead. And I'm looking to see what. What approach are they doing because now my. My Instagram thinks I'm a police officer for some reason, so it sends me police videos.

[Mike]

I don't have a gunfight. The only one you sent me that I have is the one from.

[Jimmy]

The one the pepper spray. No, I. I think it was an anti hero is where it's.

[Mike]

All right, let me go over there. I got it.

[Jimmy]

It's in the group chat. Anti hero cop bill.

[Mike]

Okay, I got it.

[Lewis]

Another one.

[Jimmy]

Lewis, play it again. Excuse me.

[Lewis]

I love this one. Dude, this cop had enough.

[Jimmy]

Excuse me. I'm going to tell you right now.

[Mike]

The reason we're here is because the.

[Jimmy]

Manager of Publis said they wanted to trespass. Somebody bought you food, but they wanted to trespass. We come here.

[Lewis]

We speak to you nicely.

[Mike]

We're reason. Don't lie to me.

[Lewis]

I broke my food.

[Jimmy]

Excuse me?

[Mike]

Don't even lie to me. I am about to lose my patience, which I don't guarantee you don't want me to do.

Publix wants you trespassed. And what? And what? This is how it's going to work. I tase your ass and take you.

[Jimmy]

To jail or you get your happy ass up and walk away.

[Mike]

I don't want to tase you.

[Jimmy]

I'd rather punch you.

[Mike]

But this is what we're going to do. Do you understand me? Say you again. He's lost emotionally, Jack.

[Jimmy]

What is that for it? Yeah, go, go.

[Mike]

Show me the person.

I'm about to throw everything away so you have money. You not going to throw nothing away.

[Jimmy]

Get up. Get up.

[Mike]

I'll snap.

[Jimmy]

By the way.

[Lewis]

They need to end it with like the Transformers ending. What?

[Mike]

I.

[Jimmy]

I, I mean, he, he. First of all, you've lost your objectivity at that point, which totally understandable.

[Lewis]

I think he pulled out his, his taser and realized I can't. It's not going to be a good look to just tase this dude who's sitting down. So he had to put it back. Which means he brought it out prematurely.

[Mike]

Who?

[Lewis]

The guy called his bluff.

[Mike]

Here's what I'm gonna ask you. You would call that, would you call that unprofessional?

[Jimmy]

I would not. Yeah, I would not. But I know how it works.

[Mike]

Who, who would. Who would it be on. Unprofessional to who?

So there's nobody there but the cops and the bad guy. Is he, is he a fair point? Is he, is he in any way deserving in his behavior to be treated with. Yes, sir. No, sir, please, sir. Take it down, sir.

[Jimmy]

No, no.

[Mike]

Now, I don't like, you know, I'm saying I'd rather. I want to tase you. I want to punch you in the face.

[Jimmy]

That one.

[Lewis]

I, I honestly think that this cop, he sounds like he just had a rough day and that's. He's on for the fourth call like this and this is just a straw.

[Mike]

But the guy's not listening.

[Lewis]

Oh no. I mean, because you don't let guys like you said he was emotionally hijacked. You don't let people dictate you.

[Mike]

But he still didn't. He didn't follow it up with anything un. Not justified. His use of force Was justified from what start? I didn't get to see all of it, but it started out. I don't know why we don't. We pulled up, we pulled a CNN there. We only watched the beginning part, but.

[Jimmy]

Shut the.

[Mike]

Yeah, but I mean my argument sometimes is there is a time and place to act like that.

[Lewis]

I don't think a homeless mentally ill bum.

[Mike]

That dude will kill you graveyard dead. And not even. He won't even know what he did.

[Lewis]

Well, good thing he had a female backup officer.

[Mike]

And then. And then he'll get out because he can't stand trial and he's mentally ill.

[Jimmy]

Sergeant, by the way, just from the.

[Mike]

Way she was talking, it's so. I mean, I don't know. So you'd earn the way. If that was a regular dude cooperating and that cop was talking to him that way. I think it's. That's bananas. But that piece of garbage talking the way he was.

[Lewis]

Why is he a piece of garbage?

[Mike]

Because he's trespassing. He's not complying and he caused simple, simple, simple task. Get up and leave. How hard is that?

[Lewis]

He doesn't have anywhere to go, Mike.

[Mike]

He can go sit across the street. I'm not telling you that again. Is a created by the bad guy.

[Jimmy]

So here's the. I. I gotta go with you my on this one, Mike. Because you should.

That property belongs to Publix. It's managed by the. The manager.

[Lewis]

Not public. Public. Not in Florida.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. If they want that person off their property, they have that constitutional right. Get the out of here.

[Lewis]

They do.

[Jimmy]

And just because I allow you to come into my store doesn't mean I have to.

[Lewis]

First off, this.

[Mike]

That was verbal judo.

[Lewis]

No, first off, this yonder. Now this cops an amateur. There's calls hold building. I'm milking this trespasser and he's getting the good Tyler for as long as it takes. I'll talk to him all day.

[Mike]

That's the difference between Tyler.

[Lewis]

Burglary. Oh, they can wait. All these report calls.

[Mike]

Tyler's at lunch with his vest off. He can. They can wait.

[Lewis]

Hey Sarge, I'm being friendly with the trans. The what?

[Mike]

Trans.

[Lewis]

I was gonna say the. What do you call the homos. What's those?

[Mike]

Correct vernacular or vagrant. You got the first part right.

[Jimmy]

Transformers.

[Mike]

The top half was right, the bottom half was wrong. You had the word. Kind of close.

[Lewis]

Anyway, I would have milked that call. And I would. I. I wouldn't let him get the best of me.

[Jimmy]

Is that good police work?

[Lewis]

No, no, I was on my way out.

[Jimmy]

I'm asking. I'm asking.

[Lewis]

No, a real gung ho cop would be pissed because he wants to go get guns, dope and warrants. And this guy is taking up his time. So I get it. I'm just saying that I would never.

[Jimmy]

I.

[Lewis]

Towards the end of my nine year career, I'm never gonna get let some transient gross bum get me to the point where I'm grabbing him because he's just sitting there. I'm never gonna. What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna take her approach and I'm gonna start like throwing his stuff away.

[Mike]

Like I like that too. But here I have my.

[Lewis]

Which is mean. It's really mean to throw a bump away. I think it is.

[Mike]

He's homeless. I'd rather his home the garbage can.

[Jimmy]

As much as his home is like I put in your other room.

[Mike]

Lack of common sense would be the one is the ones I got the most worked up about. The high stress calls to me, I was able to maintain cool. That to me is the simplest task. It's just common sense. You're asked to leave and you leave. It's common sense. Common sense. That dude deserves to be yelled at. I have no problem with that.

[Jimmy]

Cops distractionary blows.

[Mike]

None of it. I don't have a problem with it. Like common sense. When you argue common sense. Just like every video of the guys not wanting to get out of the car, Pennsylvania versus Mim says, I can ask you to get out of the car. Every single occupant and stand outside. Regardless of any other thing. I don't have to give you my sergeant's name. I don't have to tell you my name. I don't have to tell you anything. Get out of the car. We should be breaking every single window. When they don't listen. And Dom thinks the complete opposite. And I disagree. If we let them sit in the car and make these videos, it gets more people to sit in the car and make videos. Yeah, we punch them in the face like Jacksonville did. Which was a little crazy, but still. Get out of the car. That's simple. You don't have the right to argue with me. You don't have a right. Now if it's unethical and moral and all that. And it's. It's tyrannical and all that. Yeah, that's different. I'm talking about, you know, you're doing 95 and a 70 and I tell you, pull over. Get out of the car. You have to get out. There's no negotiation. And that, that's the ones that get me most angry because that leads to a confrontation, to a use of force, to a viral video. And Jerry Worm says it best just comply. And I'm not talking about unlawfully complying. I'm talking about, you know, you ran a red light, you know you did something xyz, you know you're trespassing. Just get up.

[Lewis]

Even if you feel like you're. You're the cop is in the wrong, our society and our culture says just comply. You'll have your day in court.

[Mike]

Like I, I mean for them.

[Jimmy]

And I agree with that. Like 90 yeah you.

[Mike]

We talked about it though. Like if you know that you're getting going handcuffs, it's going to be very difficult if you.

[Lewis]

Are you gonna up. I mean you're gonna get tuned up by the police, you're gonna get charged, you're gonna have to go to trial, you're gonna have to hire a lawyer. All because you want to prove that.

[Jimmy]

Here, here's the thing.

[Mike]

Represent myself like, like Dilkstein Schwartz.

Arnett Teen man.

[Jimmy]

You know. But back in, you know, back in the old days, probably in even in Jerry's day, like it was like.

Talking like the older days than that.

[Lewis]

It gets worse.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it gets worse. But like you like we're not putting you in handcuffs, bro. We're gonna whoop your ass until you get the out of here and then we're gonna go. They. They didn't. They didn't care about taking your ass.

[Lewis]

The war, the war stories I would hear from like the 70s and 80s cops that were retired, but they would come around and the police academy and tell their. They used to show up to domestics. So you got two options. You're gonna go to jail or we're gonna beat the out of you. And they would opt to get. And they would just whoop the out.

[Jimmy]

Oh sorry.

[Lewis]

They were just.

[Jimmy]

He does not well past that.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

I was the first one to do it. They were like this kid has heard it all. This kid grew up with the Internet.

[Mike]

That's what he was in the garage on right. With his kid, with his friends. When he played he was like, man.

[Jimmy]

We heard more softer language coming out 12 year old than I've heard in the army.

[Lewis]

They used to take them. They used to. A lot of jails still are or used to be remote like away. They would take them all the way to the jail. So the guy thought he was going to jail. They'd stop the car, they uncuff him and throw them out the side of the road and drive back into town, and they gotta walk all the way.

[Mike]

What about the old interviews, man? Guy would be wearing a red shirt at the beginning of the interview, and then later on, he's wearing a white shirt and he's got a bruise on his head, and it's edited through the mail like, you confess. No. Yes, sir. I did it. I did it. I did all of it. Like, it was like, whoa, oh, what happened? He's not only wearing the same clothes.

I came in at the tail end of those.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but like, here's the thing, though, is, like, as funny as that is. Like, I did grow up in, you know, in the 90s, where, in a place where it was like, I. I stole a pack of. This is a true story. I stole a pack of baseball cards from Walmart. Got caught.

[Lewis]

We believe you.

Even Louis is laughing.

[Jimmy]

Hey, man, I don't understand why that's funny.

[Mike]

You got, you got caught here too. I think that's what he's making a joke. You got caught stealing.

What the hell was that? I'm telling you. No, it's just a little slower. It's not bad. I don't mind. I'm just saying, you, you would have picked up on that one.

[Jimmy]

You're. It's fair. But this is the night you're good.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. You're allowed. I'm not, I'm not saying yeah.

[Jimmy]

I'm just saying, I think funnier than. I don't know.

[Lewis]

It didn't look like.

[Mike]

I'm like, is he serious? Like a poker face. I'm like, is he really serious?

[Lewis]

Oh, man.

[Jimmy]

So I, I, I was, I was 12. I was 12 years old.

The cop did not take me to jail. He took me to my house.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Where I got my ass kicked.

[Lewis]

Take me to jail.

[Jimmy]

Take me to jail. But nowadays, like, well, maybe not. I, I don't. I don't see too many cops going, like.

You'Re going back home. I'm taking your ass to your house.

[Mike]

No, they, we lost that.

[Jimmy]

But that's really. Actually.

[Lewis]

We have to actually enforce the parents coming to do something.

[Mike]

Well, a lot of people don't have parents that we deal with.

[Lewis]

And then the Asians, dude.

[Mike]

I, I mean, but the other thing is, is the agency. The agencies, not the agent. The agencies took that discretion away, and some of it justifiably because cops were abusing it. But you, you. I worked at an agency, Verbes Police Department, that you couldn't write a written warning they would.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

No, no. You couldn't write a written warning on a traffic stop. They wanted citations.

[Lewis]

Oh, wow.

[Mike]

If you wrote a written morning, you had to go to the other channel and explain why you didn't write them a ticket. And I was like, this is garbage.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

I can tell you my first. First speeding ticket I ever wrote. First ticket I ever wrote. I was in fto. Warning, warning. Guys like, you can do whatever you want. And I would explain to him, why am I writing a warning? Well, about the fifth one in, he says, you haven't written a ticket yet. You have to write one. I'm like, man.

16 year old girl, second day, she had a driver's license, 30, 42 and a 30. And he made me do it. And I'll never forget that.

[Jimmy]

You weren't getting her number six guys.

[Mike]

That's the good side of the alcohol.

That was a good side of alcohol.

[Jimmy]

I'm only at 70.

[Mike]

Listen, I was 22. So I was still good, right? 22. 17 in Florida is okay?

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

But it's 24.

I'll call you later. But I remember the feeling of handing her that ticket. And I was like. I felt like a piece of. And I had to do it. And I was like, I will never do. Like, I will never.

[Lewis]

Probably hated cops. Like, oh, that's what I'm saying.

[Mike]

That's a negative, a contact. That's a terrible situation.

[Lewis]

Everybody she told. Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, so I started avoiding tickets at that agency and it became a problem. And I'm like, think, no. When I went to the sheriff's office, if you had to take it from me, it was drugs. 893, 1 3. You had to write it to spend a license or. You really pissed me off, dude.

[Lewis]

I didn't find the drugs tickets. When they pissed me off. There was people that.

[Mike]

You didn't do nothing. What did you do? Did you. Did you do anything? Yeah. Besides say, gay on Patreon and get in an ia.

[Jimmy]

Like, what?

[Mike]

What did you do?

[Lewis]

Hey.

[Mike]

I can't believe we went to the same school. Like, I can't. You were in a school with me. I don't know. It must have been bad.

[Jimmy]

I'm paying attention.

[Mike]

He put a red dot on his gun. So he was cool there.

[Lewis]

Yeah. What.

[Jimmy]

What's up with. Dude, like, I'm gonna tell you something.

[Lewis]

Dude, once you master it, it you can shoot a coke can off a pole.

[Jimmy]

I'm not. I'm not talking about the red dots.

[Mike]

You interrupted him again. But go ahead, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna, I'm. I'm actually gonna. I'm gonna.

[Lewis]

I'm gonna get to it at some point.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna cook a little bit. There's something that really. That really irritates me about certain cops. Then you. We kind of hit on it earlier. It's the cops that wear all of the accoutrements of a warrior. And it's like, bro, shut the.

[Lewis]

Oh. Most SWAT guys wish they served. There's a lot of guys on SWAT teams. I'm like, where were you at 9, 11? You were of age.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I don't.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

What? What?

[Mike]

What?

[Jimmy]

So, Officer Smith.

[Mike]

Here we go. Somebody's getting called out. Officer, here we go. Jimmy's fighting somebody in the parking lot.

[Jimmy]

No, no, no. So I grew up with this guy in the church.

[Mike]

You Officer Smith?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I. I've known him since I was 12. I. I like this. He's a piece of. He's.

[Lewis]

Oh, is this the one?

[Jimmy]

Yes.

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Mike]

Time of day, man.

[Jimmy]

Fair enough.

[Mike]

Predators like the time of day.

[Lewis]

Yeah, they do.

[Mike]

We got one. We got a real. We got a real.

[Lewis]

That's why I don't have his picture up here.

[Mike]

I yelled at you once about one.

[Jimmy]

Of them and I. It was a righteous ass chewing.

[Mike]

And I'm just saying, like that mentality of people, they're unfixable. And you argue, you talk about them, you say things and it actually excites them.

[Jimmy]

But the thing is, is that like this guy, like he's got all the pictures of him wearing the dual tube, night vision and multi cam. Like I said, got an HK416. You're wearing better gear than I had in Iraq. And I was really flat bad.

[Lewis]

What? Dudes love to dress up. Not saying they don't need it. Not saying that they don't. I think we're saying they don't earn it.

[Mike]

I think where Jimmy was going to before you interrupted him for the 13th time was that regular cops tend to put on.

[Jimmy]

We call them gear queers.

[Mike]

Yeah, they just buy whatever. They got the angel light, they got the this that.

[Lewis]

I think they'd sponsor us.

[Mike]

No way. They blocked me. Guardian angel lights blocked me.

[Lewis]

I wish there was a way they didn't know you hosted or that you.

[Mike]

On it right in the middle with a hammer.

This was keep your money, we don't want it. But yeah, we got. Got like, we had to sig. Everybody wanted to change the grip to this Wilson Combat. Everybody. Guys that can't shoot the gun anyway, they want to modify, like learn how to shoot it first. And then you modify a gun because you've outshot the standard gun. And now you need to add some features because you're. So you can actually fine tune that grouping more by adding features. They just add it now and go, well, I'm shooting 12 inch circles right now from 7 yards. If I put this red dot on, I'm at 8 inch circles. I'm all over the place. But I'm a little better. No, it should be like, learn how to shoot a good group with an iron sight. Get, get good. And then you fine tune that with a red. No, I do agree with the optic because you're looking at the target, your target base.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Mike]

Focus versus front sight based focus. But.

[Jimmy]

And you're not.

[Mike]

They're buying, they're buying grips. They're buying weights, weights for their grips. They're buying this, that activity. Oh, God. Dude, it's crazy.

No, but they're, they're. It's called. It's Halloween, man. They're not really good comps, so they compensate by going, look at my. Look around the corner, 9,000 light. It lights up the whole world. Like, they're not, not gonna ever use it, but they want you to look at it. And that's the issue I have.

[Jimmy]

I had it.

[Lewis]

Oh, first off, real quick, I really want a T shirt of Jimmy with a small mustache. And it says, let him paint.

[Jimmy]

Okay, I'm good with that.

[Mike]

There's a website. Do you know there's a website called.

Unwearable shirts? Did you see the Lacoste one?

[Lewis]

No.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[Jimmy]

I'll make it. I'll make the AI.

[Lewis]

It's gotta, it's got to be. It's got to be a redrawing of you, whether it be AI or here.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Lewis]

And then it's just got to be a little.

[Mike]

You know, you're asking him when he's drinking, right?

[Jimmy]

I'm not.

[Mike]

Don't do it. I'm just saying I don't want you to wear something.

[Jimmy]

Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something though. And you guys know this. Like, like, I can put away some booze.

[Mike]

I'm just saying when I start drinking, we're. We're going to Miami and dude, we're making. Honestly, you saw it. You saw it.

[Lewis]

He breaks his phone.

[Jimmy]

I want to do one time, like go on like a booze cruise with the three.

[Mike]

I'm going on one next week.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I know you are.

[Lewis]

Christmas.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I mean, but like all of us, like, just like.

[Mike]

No, we're not bringing the wise me.

[Jimmy]

When I'm angry hammered, you know.

Dude, I'll lose. The only thing I got on you is grip strength.

[Mike]

Oh, I'm terrible.

[Lewis]

That sounds super gay.

[Mike]

Gorilla grip.

I used to put a gorilla grip on my gun.

I put. Listen, what I got, I got. Dude.

[Lewis]

What?

[Jimmy]

It's been a good night.

[Mike]

I gotta read it. Hold on. I gotta sent Louis the video. Yeah, you guys keep talking.

[Lewis]

Holy.

[Jimmy]

Yes, I am. I am autistic. But I'm actually having a good time.

[Mike]

So that's why the train video is so funny to him.

[Jimmy]

Dive it out of the frame. You know, like, I gotta find this.

[Mike]

Video and comment sake.

[Lewis]

Oh, man. Let's play another video.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Hey, quit your job.

[Mike]

Quit your job. Lose weight.

Lose.

[Jimmy]

Weight.

[Mike]

1.1.2 million views. That was. Oh, my. We meme.

[Jimmy]

Oh, my God.

[Lewis]

That was amazing.

[Mike]

And that's a. That's Washington. Washington state. An agency in Washington state. To me by somebody and they were like, yeah, this made its round way around the locals. He's like, I think of no better place for it to go than. Did he.

[Lewis]

Okay, is he good?

[Mike]

No, no, he's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I talked to him.

[Lewis]

He's good. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Wow, that was dope. I wish I was that good when I was.

[Mike]

That's a great one liner, man. I like it.

[Lewis]

Hey, lose weight.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like, you can say that.

[Lewis]

You know, that ruined her.

[Jimmy]

That would hurt me.

If some dude said that to me. I'd be like. Like, man, I really need to get back.

[Mike]

I gotta show you guys this. Dude, I gotta show it to you. It's so bad.

[Jimmy]

It's so bad.

[Lewis]

Are you gonna show it up there?

[Mike]

No, I gotta download it and I gotta send the. Well, I got this. I'm. I'm. I'm sorry. I'm gonna do this.

[Lewis]

What?

[Mike]

I'm gonna send it.

[Lewis]

Okay.

[Mike]

I'm gonna send a comment that I can't stop laughing about.

[Jimmy]

Is it. Is it that one? The one about Tyler's list about grip? Hold on.

[Mike]

What? Like, I can't. Hold on.

[Jimmy]

Oh, hold on.

[Mike]

Everybody's gonna really hate cop.

[Jimmy]

All right, dude, we have this. We have this much fun all the time here. It's. This is not a job.

[Mike]

Email the anti hero. Go ahead, show another video. There's another one.

[Jimmy]

Louis.

[Lewis]

Video quality.

[Jimmy]

What is what? The video quality. What about it? Yeah.

[Mike]

L. Check our. Check our.

Our tasks. Check our tasks. What's doing? Big cat?

[Jimmy]

Task manager. Control, alt, delete.

[Mike]

Nothing else is open. Nothing else shouldn't be.

[Jimmy]

What is what is soaking up the.

[Mike]

Most Memory Us app. We're in.

[Jimmy]

Sake. That's weird. It started at the end. Has it been good all night or. Good?

[Mike]

Yeah, it must have just started.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Mike]

It's all set up.

[Jimmy]

Software, man.

[Mike]

Well, this is a different computer now.

[Jimmy]

Again.

[Lewis]

Yeah, it's not. It's not as bad as it has been. It's good now.

[Jimmy]

I mean, I think we still got plenty of material. It's not like we're potato at. At the very outset.

[Lewis]

No, we're good.

[Mike]

It's better.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Don't mess with anything.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, sure. It's good. It's good. We're back.

[Mike]

Yeah.

Play the video. Is a video there too? Yep. Play the video first and then get the picture. Ready? But don't put it up and wait for Tyler.

[Jimmy]

Hey, did you see.

[Mike]

Same video.

[Jimmy]

Hey, did you see that? Our buddy.

[Mike]

You're in the wrong one. Hold on. Oh, good, good.

[Jimmy]

You see, our buddy was on a. On a train somewhere and was like, don't anybody get Stabby or Bernie on this train.

[Mike]

It was the same. I think you got.

[Jimmy]

Hold on.

[Mike]

The picture came through, right.

Lewis? Yeah, One second. Okay. Yeah. Close it back. I don't want anybody to see it.

[Jimmy]

Dude, like, I could tell you're straining because I could see your biceps. Like.

They'Re supposed to be. I think they're just cold. Dude, it's cold in that fridge. So did you see that? While he's looking.

A certain Navy SEAL was on a train and was like, don't nobody get stabby on this train. Guess who's here now.

[Mike]

Shoot him in the head three times.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you're blocked. I'm not blocked.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. Rob bought me years. He.

[Jimmy]

He. Dude, like, you sued me, but you didn't block me. Like, are you that stupid?

[Lewis]

He's got to see what you're up to. He's got to see something.

[Jimmy]

No, he's. He's like, I gotta check on the ops. Like, oh, you an idiot. You are a dumb dude. Like, I don't. I don't understand how you are. Were in blue. Like, I. I really don't get it.

[Mike]

All right, ready? This is the Fargo. So Fargo Police Department post another kid that's extremely skinny and obviously gay and they call him Officer Twink.

Yes. It's become a. You'll see how many comments this one comment has. But this page has become like the laughing stock of. Of cop pages, where the comment section is, like, as bad as World Star Fire, and they just. They keep topping themselves. So now everybody Asks where Officer Twink is because he's like 90 pounds, skinny, with a high pitched voice, his gun belts about this big around. He's a tiny kid. So this is a different video they just posted.

[Jimmy]

There's officer jams with the Fargo Police Department.

[Lewis]

And here are a few not so spooky, less scary tips to keep you safe this Halloween.

[Jimmy]

Tip number one is going to be stay alert on the roads. There's going to be a lot more foot traffic and trick or treaters. That means stay off your phone, drive slower. Tip number two is going to be to bring extra layers. We're expecting lower 40s to upper 30s with a slight chance of rain this Halloween.

[Lewis]

And my last tip for you and.

[Jimmy]

A little piece of advice is Halloween lands on a Friday this year. If you're going downtown to the bars.

[Lewis]

Or to a costume party, ensure you.

[Jimmy]

Find a sober ride home. One option for a sober ride would.

[Lewis]

Be you using the coupon voucher provided.

[Mike]

Does it seem like she seems a little off, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, a little off. She seems like a little bit on. It looks like. I would say fast. That looks like fetal alcohol syndrome to me.

[Mike]

It's hard to tell because they're right up next to Canada. So it's. They've got that like Canadian. But go ahead and play. Show the picture of the comment.

[Lewis]

I bet the grip is.

[Jimmy]

Circuit. I bet the grip is circulation altering.

[Mike]

The grip trip.

[Lewis]

Yeah, I know what's circulation altering mean?

[Mike]

It'll cut the circulation off. It's so tight.

[Lewis]

That's up.

[Mike]

But look how many. Look how many likes it has. So what I'm get rid of this page has become. Yeah, it's a police page.

[Lewis]

It's a real department.

[Mike]

Fargo Police Department. That's how many people are on that page. You can rid it. That's how many people are on that page though. Commenting though. And they've drawn in this.

[Lewis]

Like they would have to reset their.

[Mike]

I don't know what. I don't know what.

[Lewis]

How could you legally do that? Can you start a new Instagram?

[Mike]

I don't know if they can delete it or not. I don't know how that works. But their bad videos have now drawn in and it's become like a joke. Like now it's who can say the nastiest comment who can make. And it's everywhere. And they haven't turned the comments off and they're just good for them. So become a problem.

[Jimmy]

I got. I. You. You said something and my. My daughter just texted me.

[Mike]

No, that's.

[Jimmy]

My daughter that's me.

[Lewis]

My daughter saw, like Private Twink.

[Jimmy]

That's what my dog, My daughter said, you look like a twink in that picture, dad. And so when you said Officer Twink, I was like, I'm gonna make fun of myself. Jimmy, that's oh, five, dude. When I went to sniper school, that's like, that's drink.

[Mike]

Holy.

[Jimmy]

That's an M4830 I'm holding.

[Lewis]

Holy. I wish we could put this on the screen.

[Jimmy]

I'll send it. I was like, hey, you want to.

[Mike]

Make fun of it? Yeah, I'll send it over.

[Jimmy]

I, I, I, I got no shame in the game, man.

[Mike]

Like, all those videos on those pages, they're drawing in all this.

[Lewis]

Oh, from the whole country. It's not just the state or who.

[Mike]

Can say the nastiest thing? Who can say the wildest thing in it?

[Lewis]

Like, they would have to get a new Instagram to get away from that, but they're all surprised and everybody would find it again and.

[Mike]

Yeah, but they've now created this. It's like taking away from this whole social media thing is taking away from their whole seriousness. Yeah, it's, it's.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna.

[Mike]

And they pick the worst cops to put on. Unless that's all they got. Like the other. You got to see the twink. I'll put them on next week.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna do the book.

[Lewis]

You're gonna put him on?

[Mike]

Yeah, if he sends it to me.

[Jimmy]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna hang on.

[Mike]

Or you can just email it to Lewis.

[Jimmy]

That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna email it to Lewis.

[Mike]

I'll end up AI and make it all crazy.

[Jimmy]

Dude, I, like, I, I have no problems make fun of making fun of myself.

[Mike]

Me neither.

[Jimmy]

I, I mean, like, my wife tells me that I'm too self deprecating. I'm like, nah, no way.

Mike, do you have, do you have access to the anti hero?

[Mike]

No, it's gonna go right to Lewis.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, okay, cool, cool.

[Lewis]

CC says she's got a Gryphosaurus rex.

[Mike]

He got it. He got the joke.

[Lewis]

Jaw said anyone that's in Spec Ops doesn't brag Facts. But he spelled brag like for brag.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, like it. All right, Lewis, I sent two pictures before and after.

[Lewis]

All right, so we've only seen one of them, Lewis. So if the other one is damaging, just let us know.

[Jimmy]

That's not.

That's the after. There it is. That the first one?

[Lewis]

Oh, it's not on the screen yet.

[Jimmy]

That one? Yeah, that's the one.

[Mike]

Tell them again. Not on the screen yet. Only we see it.

[Jimmy]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

I know.

[Lewis]

I know.

[Jimmy]

I'm just.

[Lewis]

That one.

[Jimmy]

I'm trying to tell Lewis which one? Before you.

[Mike]

I heard the screen. That one.

[Lewis]

No, nope, nope.

[Jimmy]

See, I. This is why I give concise instructions. And you guys are.

[Mike]

How did you blow that.

Wrong one up? Oh, no.

[Jimmy]

I literally get up.

[Lewis]

Oh, no, sorry.

[Mike]

Next time.

[Jimmy]

Next time.

[Lewis]

You're next.

[Mike]

Before and after picture before Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

This IS Sniper School 2005. The same shirt.

[Mike]

That's the same.

[Jimmy]

That's a medium. That's a medium.

[Lewis]

No, he meant, like, the same shirt. And then, like, physically, it's the same shirt.

[Jimmy]

No, I. I know what he meant, but, like, it's also the same. He's not wrong either.

[Mike]

Look at that fan in the background. That brings back.

[Jimmy]

No, yeah, yeah, I know exactly what he's saying.

[Lewis]

Not wrong.

[Jimmy]

That's a medium shirt.

[Lewis]

No, he's saying it's the same.

[Jimmy]

I know, but he's also not wrong, so it's. No, listen to me. Okay, okay. That is a medium shirt. This is a medium shirt. So, no, it's not the exact same shirt, but it is the same size. So you can see how girthy I have become.

[Mike]

I want you guys to go watch the morning broadcast and now this one, and to see if there's any character that is different from that show to this show.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but it's funny now.

[Lewis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

No, I'm just messing.

[Jimmy]

I know.

[Mike]

I. Tyler's getting there. That's like, his seventh one.

[Lewis]

Oh, shut up. It's my third over hours.

[Jimmy]

Mike is over here, sober as a.

[Mike]

Judge, putting up with. Putting up with all this.

[Lewis]

The only reason why I don't kill myself is Icebreakers.

[Mike]

Oh, boy. There it is.

[Jimmy]

There's the. There's the black lung.

[Mike]

I can't wait.

[Lewis]

All right, so that's actually been pretty good lately.

[Jimmy]

I. I've slowed down on drinking, so I've slowed down on smoking.

[Mike]

His liver's coming around.

[Jimmy]

I mean, but it is.

So, like, I. I really knocked down the drinking.

[Lewis]

I know. I'm proud of you.

[Jimmy]

After we talk.

[Mike]

I mean.

[Jimmy]

And I told you, like, I'm not gonna stop, but I am. I'm pulling the throttle back, and because I stopped drinking, I stopped smoking a lot.

[Lewis]

Like, that's how it is. Because when you're not drinking, smoking is just.

[Jimmy]

You have one, and then you go back inside and you spend it.

[Mike]

That makes sense to me. None of it.

[Lewis]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

So. All right, so Lewis, did you show the after picture?

[Mike]

We did before.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but he. He did after picture.

Knucklehead. You goddamn philistine. Okay, so there's what I looked like as a military contractor. You guys notice anything about the hair?

[Lewis]

You don't look the same there. You look like a totally different person. You look like. Like your name's Juan and you, Juan and you like to go. You're a promoter for a nightclub, but they don't pay you.

[Jimmy]

Damn, bro. Like, could you be more brutal? I thought you were my friend.

[Mike]

He looks like he's gonna try to sell you those atm.

[Jimmy]

You know what I look like? You know what I look like? I, I, I was. I have another picture. From where I'm looking at this from the side, I look like that. That meme from Sicario with the guy with the glasses who's, like, looking outside.

[Mike]

All right, we're playing the before game. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

I knew I had to break the ice.

[Mike]

Here it comes.

[Jimmy]

And Mike's not wrong, by the way.

[Lewis]

I am a little bit the same shirt.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I am a little bit slower when I've been drinking, but I think I'm.

[Lewis]

More fun, and I actually, you're fun no matter what.

[Jimmy]

That's bullshit.

[Lewis]

No, you are.

[Jimmy]

I think the biggest thing I have going for me is that I really do care. Oh, my God. Who is that?

[Mike]

That's not you as me.

[Jimmy]

That's not you.

[Mike]

27 years old.

[Jimmy]

That is not.

[Mike]

No, that's cruise ship Mike right there. To God, that's me.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you aged like a fine wine, my friend.

[Mike]

27 years old right there.

[Jimmy]

God damn.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Jimmy]

Dude, you're my size in that picture.

[Mike]

That's a Carnival cruise. Ultima the seas. That's it.

[Jimmy]

Hey, bro, I. I mean, 2,000. See, like, the picture of you at airborne school. Like, I was like, oh, yeah, that's Mike. That's definitely Mike. I look at that picture, I'm like, I don't know who that guy is. He looks like he's.

[Lewis]

Were you undercover then?

[Mike]

No, it was before I was on the road.

Like, I smoke crack. I get it. Yeah, you have. No.

No, I was. That was still at Vera beach police department. I was there from, oh, 2000 to 2004. So that's like 2002, 2003.

[Jimmy]

Hey, Carnival Cruise guys. I think this could be a new segment. Bad pictures of. Of people that we could just roast.

[Mike]

So when they tell you steroids isn't good for you, I want you to look at that picture first.

[Jimmy]

Well, it's sort of like, who runs the world and the people we can't talk about.

[Mike]

There it is, man.

[Jimmy]

Like, there's a little dream.

[Mike]

Look at that hair on the chest, man.

[Jimmy]

And the gold. I'm digging the gold chain.

[Mike]

Honestly. Do your chain hang low. Do it wobble to and from.

[Jimmy]

What about you, Tyler? Do you got one?

[Mike]

He's still before, right?

[Jimmy]

How old are you, Tyler?

[Mike]

He's still before. We haven't got. We haven't gotten a good Tyler.

You're looking at before, right?

[Lewis]

Real time.

[Mike]

There's no way for after.

[Jimmy]

Oh, you know what? You know, you were all worried about, like, oh, there's only going to be the three of us tonight. Like, I wasn't worried.

[Lewis]

I just said, there's only gonna be three of us.

[Jimmy]

I mean, like, this was.

[Mike]

That's why we told him to drink. That was it, man.

[Lewis]

We got content.

[Jimmy]

Put, put. Put the. Put the booze in.

[Lewis]

We were gonna spike your water. So matter.

[Jimmy]

It wasn't gonna be C. It was gonna be C4. You got porn fog and the C4. Like, why am I awake and tired?

[Mike]

Not put the upside down pineapple in the door.

[Lewis]

No, you do look like somebody that would have a pineapple.

[Mike]

No, no, no, no, no. Dude, have you met my wife, Ultima of the.

[Lewis]

You were with Joanna?

[Mike]

No, no, no. But I'm saying no. Okay, I still look like that now.

[Lewis]

No, that guy looks like somebody that.

[Mike]

Would look like I was smoking crack back in the bathroom with.

[Lewis]

But he looks like he would approach you like, hey, you. You like pineapple?

[Mike]

That was a bad look. I could drink with Jimmy back then.

[Lewis]

Then, dude, I. I mean, even Jimmy wouldn't drink with you.

[Jimmy]

Honestly, you know what, though? Like, one time, like, I just want to see what happens when both me and Mike bombed out of our minds. And, like, are we. Are we both friends at that point, or are we, like, I'mma fight you now. I'm gonna fight you.

[Lewis]

No, Mike would be wanting to fight you, but get in four seconds and be distracted with something else, and you'll be like, fight.

[Mike]

I've never been a fighter. I mean, you guys ever see me when I was.

[Jimmy]

First of all, the fact that Mike, like, really nonchalantly, when I asked him earlier tonight, like, how many fist fights you know, bites have you probably been in as a cop? He's like, I don't know, probably 50.

[Mike]

I was like, God damn, times were tough, man.

[Jimmy]

No, I mean, I believe it.

[Mike]

Here we go. There's one more.

[Jimmy]

Oh.

[Mike]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

There was silence. I had.

[Mike]

There's another. I'll put two in there.

[Jimmy]

Oh, that's so good.

[Mike]

Jesus. Not supposed to be that good.

[Jimmy]

I'm literally filling dead air trying to make people laugh. Laugh right now.

[Lewis]

As.

[Jimmy]

As you scroll through your phone and Tyler looks at comments, I'm like, I gotta provide the people the entertainment.

[Mike]

And I'm just loading. It's not coming yet.

[Lewis]

Show Mike in 1952.

[Jimmy]

We can't. We can't, actually, because at that particular time, he was still working for the Office of Strategic Services, which is the precursor to the CIA.

[Mike]

Where the hell the other one go?

[Lewis]

You want to play another video while we wait?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, I want to. I really want to break down this video that I sent because I. I was, like, all joking aside, like, I was legitimately shocked by this gunfight. There's no more bud. This for Jimmy. Yes, sir.

[Mike]

Yes, sir. Hey, man. No, that's.

Lewis pulled that on his own, man. Love you.

[Jimmy]

Hey, Lewis. Hey, man. I've been very good to you. The days have go. Lewis.

[Mike]

That was good.

[Jimmy]

I have been good to you. I have been a good couple more down the gauntlet.

[Lewis]

He's like, this is for Jimmy's ass.

[Mike]

Yeah, he. He.

[Jimmy]

See, the problem is, is that he got too comfortable with the fact that, oh, Jimmy's a nice guy, and everybody teases him. He doesn't care. Lewis, you ain't them.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God. That looks like DJ Khaled.

[Jimmy]

Is that Justin? That's me. God damn.

[Lewis]

Wait, go back to that.

[Mike]

Who are you gonna put them?

[Lewis]

Oh, they can't see it.

[Mike]

No, not yet. He's gonna put them all up.

[Lewis]

Oh, look at this first one.

[Jimmy]

Louis about to have some problems.

[Lewis]

Oh, Jimmy's hurt.

[Mike]

That's Mike. Mike Dilks. 2000. 2009, when you're good.

[Lewis]

Look at that.

[Mike]

Dude.

[Lewis]

You look like you're Saudi Arabian.

[Mike]

So I went from.

[Jimmy]

It's about to crash a plane.

[Mike]

I'm sorry. 2000, 2007, when I got sworn in as a. A task force d. A.

[Lewis]

What in the is that?

[Mike]

Yeah, that's called being in the drug unit for three, four years. I was about two, four.

[Jimmy]

So this is when Jay knew you.

[Mike]

Jay. Jay. Okay.

[Jimmy]

Coke runner Jay.

[Mike]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. This is my prime dope. That's. That's breakfast every day, lunch every day. Typing out of desk. That's bro.

[Lewis]

Breakfast. And lunch don't get you that fat.

[Mike]

That was the worst. Worst run.

[Jimmy]

McDonald's done.

[Mike]

Here's early. Here's early Mike. Go ahead and hit it. I thought there was one more that's.

[Jimmy]

Me in the background.

Is that a Crown Vic?

[Mike]

There's my tribute to Kenny Redninja. There's my drug, my drug money seizure. One of my first ones on the interstate. But that's many. I've been many different people.

[Lewis]

Yeah, you were two of them in.

[Jimmy]

That one page, actually. You know. So this, this, this one of you with the, the drug money and the dog who's clearly not. He does not know the task because he's not looking at the camera.

[Mike]

That was the first traffic stop I ever did on i95.

[Jimmy]

So what do you think of i4? Have you ever. I mean, you've never worked i4.

[Mike]

Dover here. It's impossible. Maybe down the stretches between Orlando and Tampa.

[Jimmy]

So like HCSO does a little bit, but Hillsborough county, yeah, it's tough, man. There's so many cars, but it's mostly fhp.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's. I mean, but like interstate interdiction.

[Jimmy]

I don't even know how that road is legal.

[Mike]

That's bad it.

[Jimmy]

Because it, I mean, you said it. It's like NASCAR out there.

[Lewis]

I4 is like trading paint.

[Mike]

It is the, it's the most dangerous road in Florida, maybe in the United States.

[Lewis]

I don't know. Like I, I, I said, I don't know how it's legal level. We have to be doing.

95 up.

[Mike]

In Philly is pretty damn bad.

[Jimmy]

I mean, 95. 95 in Daytona is bad.

[Mike]

Yeah, but Philly is horrible. The roads are unpaved. They haven't done any updates, but it on.

[Jimmy]

I, I'm driving here today and I have a Dale Jr, by the way, Dale.

[Mike]

And a Dale hat in the window.

[Jimmy]

I have a Dale Senior hat in the window and a Dale Jr.

[Lewis]

Number eight at the back bolt hole. The in.

[Jimmy]

No, that's. That's the Adele Dale Jr. Hat.

[Lewis]

Oh, that's the one you wear?

[Jimmy]

No, that. Lily. Lily, when she shot it, that, that became her hat.

[Lewis]

That became her hat. Is that like an honorary thing or did you say I don't want?

[Jimmy]

I, I was. It was kind of like she just.

[Lewis]

Took it at gunpoint.

[Mike]

I now pronounce. I now pronounce you trap king.

[Jimmy]

It's even worse because she put a bullet hole through my cowboy boots.

[Mike]

Dude, by 200, area has the statue of limitations.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, same bull. It One bullet and went through the hat, through the through. My wife had a negligent discharge with my Glock and put a bullet through my hat, through my boots, into the brake line of my truck that sits out there. One shot.

[Mike]

I had to bite my tongue.

[Jimmy]

No, don't.

[Mike]

No, don't, don't. Because I could have picked either of you, and it would have been mean either way. Like I said, one of your dads had an discharge. But I didn't want to be me.

[Lewis]

Oh, no, no, you're not.

[Mike]

Come on, I'm sober. I can't. It can't be like that.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, but we're.

[Mike]

We're buzzed. Yeah, but it was a good time. I was actually biting my lips as he said it.

[Jimmy]

Dude. Like, I. I mean, like, it's. You gotta laugh at it. You got to laugh at it. So, I mean, so. And I'll tell you exactly what happened. And this is a weapon safety. Remember, my wife is in the army, so she's going to clear my Glock 19. She hits the mag.

[Mike]

Are you.

[Lewis]

Are.

[Jimmy]

I'm not in the truck.

[Mike]

Are you? No, no, no. Are you allowed to talk about. About this?

[Jimmy]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Okay. Just making sure. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

So she goes.

[Mike]

Making sure.

[Jimmy]

She goes to. We were out in the countryside. She goes to drop the mag and clean the gun. So she hits the mag release, but the magazine, I don't have, like, polished, you know, so it doesn't come all the way out.

[Mike]

So trap gun.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, so it just comes out, like, about that far, right. She pulls the round out, she jacks it, she clears it out, and then boom. Drops the slide. And it was just underneath the bolt enough that it chambered around, so she put the. And so when she dropped the slide, the mag fell out, so she pointed it in the same direction away from herself and then the boot. He shot it through my hat, through my boots, into the brake line.

[Lewis]

Really happened when she was gonna scare the. Out of Jimmy.

[Mike]

That had to be.

[Lewis]

She thought it was unloaded.

[Mike]

That had to be a surprise.

[Jimmy]

To say the least. Yeah. So, I mean, it was. It was one of those honest mistakes where you go, like, separate the ammunition source from the weapon.

[Lewis]

Right.

[Jimmy]

Which we get taught, like, did. And I looked at her and was like, you went to basic training. Separate the ammunition source from the weapon.

[Lewis]

Oh, I thought you meant you took the gun from her, like, separated the.

[Jimmy]

No, no. When you go to clear a gun. Yeah, there. So. And look, it was.

[Mike]

I am the weapon. I mean, there are many like me.

[Jimmy]

But I am the one, dude. So I. I look at that and go, on the one hand, if you were in the army, that's an nd all day long.

[Mike]

Did you get in trouble for that?

[Jimmy]

Oh, thousand percent.

[Mike]

You get, like, smoked or, like, in trouble trouble?

[Jimmy]

No, it Depends. I think you just get hammered. It depends on, like, the situation. I mean, you put a Brown through a Humvee, you might be getting a F or company grade.

[Mike]

But.

[Jimmy]

But on the other hand, it's like, hey, just train on an M4 where you drop the back release. That aluminum thing just plunk. Falls on the ground.

[Mike]

Well, it sounds silly, but, like.

[Jimmy]

But here's the thing. You know how many cops have done that exact same thing and fired it into the dashboard of their cruiser?

[Mike]

Their thumbs. We had got shoot himself in the hand. Got shoot himself in the leg. Not with Sigs either.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Not with city clocks. Glock 19cc.

[Lewis]

Said that's how Jimmy fell in love.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. I'm being honest with you. Like, I love my wife. I love my wife so much. I do.

[Mike]

She.

[Jimmy]

She drives me.

[Mike]

Jimmy, give me the cup. Give me the cup.

[Jimmy]

Why not?

[Mike]

My life. Give me the cup, Jimmy. All right. It's been a great show.

[Lewis]

One thing cheese spread did say, and it's very funny, we were talking about this outside side. I want Jimmy's opinion on the NASCAR lawsuit.

[Mike]

I.

[Jimmy]

Here's my short opinion, and if we keep talking about it, because we've actually.

[Mike]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Jimmy]

Michael Jordan is suing NASCAR for what it has to do with. It's not racist.

[Lewis]

Get it? Racism.

[Jimmy]

Take his comp, not mine. Mike, come on. You are the arbiter of all that is good and holy.

[Mike]

I can't believe I fell for that.

[Jimmy]

It was good.

[Mike]

Good.

[Jimmy]

I mean, hey, the. The. The booze does pay off every once in a while. So basically, to race in NASCAR, there are only 38. I can't remember what they're called, but it's basically a franchise. Okay.

[Mike]

Nbl. No, no.

[Jimmy]

You know what? I'm gonna. I'm gonna look it up.

[Mike]

So is there an NBA?

[Jimmy]

No, it's not. So.

[Mike]

Because there's a black driver, right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah. That. He. Guess who his boss is.

[Lewis]

Who? Michael Jordan.

[Mike]

And they found a noose in his garage once, Right?

[Jimmy]

That was horseshit.

[Mike]

They made it up.

[Lewis]

The same guy?

[Mike]

Yeah. They found out. It was planted.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, yeah, No, I know.

[Lewis]

They said it was.

[Jimmy]

Here's what it was. No, it's not. You know what it was is so that they have roll up, roll down doors.

[Mike]

That was one incident. I thought there was two. I remember that.

[Jimmy]

So.

[Mike]

Oh, right. That's right. It was. It was the door. Yeah.

[Jimmy]

It was just a. It was a whole thing. So you could put your hand in it.

[Mike]

Don't argue, don't Argue NASCAR history with Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

So in. In nascar, they call it a chart charter, Right. You have to pay money for a charter to race your race team. If you pay for the charter, you can race in the race. Everybody else that doesn't have a charter has to qualify. So everybody that's running the race that already has a charter, they're gonna race in the race if they're just racing for position. But if you go to, like, Daytona 500, there's a couple of positions, provisionals, they call them.

[Mike]

Right?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

Like Dale jr. He ran a past champion, right?

[Mike]

He. He.

[Jimmy]

He raced a car, but he didn't have a charter, so he had to qualify at 11 or higher to race in the race. Really?

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Even as a past champion, he did that. Own the car. Was he driving it?

[Jimmy]

No, he was owning the car. Okay, so he's the car owner. Okay, so it was his race team. Okay, so it was Junior 8 Motorsports. Michael Jordan has paid for a charter, and basically, there's some contrivancy about whether.

[Lewis]

Oh, my God.

[Jimmy]

What is that?

[Lewis]

That. What is that?

[Jimmy]

Contrivancy?

[Lewis]

Yeah, contrivancy.

[Jimmy]

Okay.

[Mike]

They.

[Jimmy]

They're making something that was supposed to be pretty simple. That was supposed to be simple. Supposed to be simple. They're making it overly complicated because they don't like Lewis. They don't like the fact that Michael Jordan's team was actually a really good team.

[Mike]

Is it because he's black?

[Jimmy]

It's because he's Michael Jordan. It's because he's.

[Mike]

Michael has nothing to do with his color. Would he be the only.

[Jimmy]

What was the word?

[Mike]

What was that? Would he be the only man of color to own a NASCAR team?

[Jimmy]

He is the first one to have.

[Mike]

A problem getting this.

[Jimmy]

He's also from North Carolina, which is where Dale.

[Mike]

Yeah. And it seems odd that the first.

[Jimmy]

So him.

[Mike]

And trying to buy a human.

[Jimmy]

He. He doesn't buy it. He owns it.

[Mike]

So he should be able to get in.

[Lewis]

He.

[Jimmy]

He is. And. And there's a lot going on in that that I'm gonna have to go deeper on. But the bottom line is deeper than Michael Jordan.

[Mike]

Sorry.

[Jimmy]

Michael Jordan, who has unlimited money, and nascar, who has unlimited money, are going to court with the very best lawyers on the planet. And I'm gonna be honest.

[Mike]

Their last name.

[Jimmy]

Goldstein and Schwartz, like, who knows? But they're going to court, and I think Michael Jordan's gonna win. And if Michael Jordan wins, that means that the. The France family, who has owned NASCAR since the beginning, won't own NASCAR anymore. Why?

[Mike]

Really?

[Jimmy]

Because they'll lose. They'll lose all the money. They'll lose.

[Lewis]

What's the lawsuit?

[Jimmy]

The lawsuit is over.

The take it or leave it charter. You can basically, it's like, hey, this is how much money it's going to cost you to buy this charter because you're Michael Jordan. Well, it doesn't cost them that amount of money.

[Lewis]

But why? So the lawsuit, if they lose, they lose their company.

[Jimmy]

The lawsuit, if they lose, they're going to lose the money to keep the company.

[Mike]

I feel like NASCAR is a cult.

The way it's that center of Daytona surrounded and you can't get near the building. And you have to. I worked a clip.

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

It just seems like it started as a good old boy thing. They kept people out, and.

It seems like you. Obviously, you can't just wake up tomorrow and be like, you know what? I'm gonna start a n. You can't.

[Jimmy]

And here's the thing. Like, Dale Jr. He's pretty. He's got a lot of money. Oh, yeah, he got a lot of money.

[Mike]

Sponsored money, I'm sure.

[Jimmy]

And he's got a race team that races in basically the AAA ball of. Of.

[Mike]

Of the Bush series.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it's not the Bush series anymore. It's infinite Xfinity.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Jimmy]

He races in the Xfinity Series. Makes a lot. He does. Good job. He's not. He. He has said many times, like, I'm not going to cut cup. I'm not going to race a cup car.

[Mike]

And.

[Jimmy]

And they're like, why? And he's like, because it costs almost a $2 million to put a cup car on the track. And even if I win, I'll never get that money back. And more likely than not, I'm gonna bust that car up. So if. And here's what's really going to be interesting to. To. To bring a Tie a bow around it, and then we'll walk away. I think that eventually Dale Jr. And.

Jeff Gordon are going to end up.

[Lewis]

Running NASCAR, owning it.

[Jimmy]

I don't think they're going to own it. I think they're going to be like, commissioner advisor.

I. Right now, the commissioner of NASCAR is a idiot.

[Mike]

Get the speaker. Bring Big T and. Come on, Big T. Get back over here. We're going to wrap it up with some song. Any song requests? You know what to do.

[Jimmy]

Super.

[Mike]

Chat them. Come on back over.

[Jimmy]

All right. So what do you got, T?

[Mike]

How was the show?

[Jimmy]

Good?

[Mike]

Did we do okay?

[Jimmy]

Did you laugh at all? Yes.

[Mike]

Did we cuss too much? No. No good.

[Jimmy]

No, no, he said that. So. No, he's like. I hear that all the time. What are you talking about?

[Mike]

Come on. I'll produce.

[Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

Well, I'm gonna censor the camera. Dude, now's not the time.

[Lewis]

Dude, it's been bothering him for two and a half hours. Oh, God.

[Jimmy]

Lewis.

[Mike]

Lewis waited till he's going on camera to center.

[Jimmy]

You couldn't have stood up.

[Lewis]

Center it so the fourth person gets in.

[Mike]

All right. Can they hear me? Lewis? Lewis, Lewis, can you. Can you hear me here?

[Jimmy]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yes, Lewis. Mike is producing. Lewis is on. We don't have another excuse. Super chat. Your request for songs.

[Jimmy]

My confession by Friday. Today. My confession by fourth. Today.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Why? Man, they picked them gay ass songs. No offense.

[Mike]

Can't say that.

[Lewis]

Can't say that.

[Mike]

Big T in the house. We did okay. Oh, awesome. Mike, can you pass my phone real quick? I promise I won't go through it.

[Jimmy]

So. So mom. Mom's keeping this for posterity.

So in. In 20 years from now when you guys forgot like who the I am, you can be like, oh, yeah, that's that Jimmy guy that wouldn't shut up by his service.

[Mike]

Dale Jr. For president. NASCAR.

[Jimmy]

That Dale Jr. And Jeff Gordon. Hey, hey, my man. My man Tyler over here is a Jeff Gordon guy. No, I'm not Jeff Gordon. You said you were.

[Mike]

He does have rainbow colored car, didn't he?

[Jimmy]

You said you were a Jeff.

[Lewis]

I didn't. He said, oh, you must be a Jeff Gordon guy. Guy who?

[Jimmy]

Okay, you're not a Dale guy.

[Lewis]

Who are you? I'm a Dale guy.

[Jimmy]

Are you really?

[Lewis]

Are you really?

[Mike]

DC said you bashing his song. He's not giving you a damn penny. We don't pay for music either, as you can see. I do. I have apple music, but.

[Jimmy]

Hey, double wine. Dan wants to know what. What do you want for Christmas?

[Lewis]

Me? No, no, not you.

[Jimmy]

You don't want anything.

[Mike]

You don't want nothing.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on.

[Mike]

You don't want to go on a cruise.

[Jimmy]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. You don't want nothing for Christmas? If anything, just be on another podcast. You're welcome on this one.

[Mike]

We got an open or any part we need. We got an opening. There we go.

[Jimmy]

Man, you sandbagging son of a.

Tier one Ryan Third.

You know, we can. We can make some snack.

[Lewis]

You think. You think tier one would be better if Jimmy went on it? Would you like to see Jimmy as a guest?

[Jimmy]

Yeah, it'd be cool if I sell Jimmy as a guest on there, but Brent he's got his own boat, and.

[Lewis]

He'S doing pretty good on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jimmy]

Well, you know. So here's something that you. You may not know. Do you know how I know Brent? Brent, how do you know g. What? Yeah, so I was gonna be wearing. So how are you gonna explain this story? So how old are you?

[Lewis]

T. 12.

[Jimmy]

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna finish the story.

[Lewis]

Oh, okay.

[Jimmy]

So, Brent. So when I was in 127 infantry, I had a good friend of mine named Greg Leach. He went to Special Forces, and then he ended up in the Delta Force. And one of his good buddies was a guy named. Named Brent Tucker. And so that's how I ended up sitting in this chair.

[Lewis]

Yeah, he came as a guest and then hung around and.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, Brent used. In the desk behind us in this back.

[Lewis]

He used to sit in the middle.

[Jimmy]

No, he.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[Jimmy]

Brent sat where Mike sits now.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Sometimes it felt like Brent fat in the middle, didn't it? Listening. You would think Brown was in the middle. That's fair. It's a good one. Yeah. It's okay.

[Jimmy]

Yeah. So that's. That's how I. That's how I knew Brent. That's how I ended up on the show is because my.

[Lewis]

My.

[Jimmy]

One of my best friends ever in life was.

[Mike]

How did I end up on the show?

[Jimmy]

You ended up on the show because you're the talent.

[Lewis]

How we ended up on the show, Tyler, I'm Copville. And I was like, no, you're not. No, I am. Seriously, I swear.

[Mike]

That was December or November of last of 2024.

[Lewis]

Three.

[Mike]

Three. No, no, it's last year. I came on 2024. December of 24, I came on the show.

[Jimmy]

So you want to see four?

[Mike]

We've got a whole case. You just gotta sneak out with it.

[Jimmy]

I brought him back. I brought him back.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Jimmy]

So.

Jiu Jitsu. And I was feeling really tired that night. And one of your sponsors, Tasty Gains. Oh, not sponsor anymore.

[Lewis]

They sponsor tier one still.

[Jimmy]

Oh, God.

[Lewis]

Yeah.

[Jimmy]

Well, yeah, it woke me up all the way till 2am I was just walking the hall.

[Mike]

I was just walking the halls at.

[Jimmy]

2Am Because I couldn't. You got one of the good ones.

[Lewis]

Whoa.

[Jimmy]

I drink too many RIP. It's like. Doesn't phase me anymore.

[Lewis]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to caffeine.

[Mike]

I like that he pointed out he does Jiu Jitsu because he was 95 of cops don't do.

[Jimmy]

He's like, I do. Can I please go and hang out with Brennan for a little while.

[Lewis]

A little while.

[Jimmy]

You know, Brennan is right.

[Mike]

BJJ Cops.

[Jimmy]

BJJ Cops.

[Mike]

BJJ Cops.

[Jimmy]

Oh, wow. He's.

[Mike]

He's.

[Jimmy]

He's from Brazil and does jiu jitsu.

[Mike]

That's a stereotype, Jimmy.

[Jimmy]

Yeah, well, it's not a stereotype.

[Mike]

He's Mexican, he's tacos.

He'S Brazilian. He does jujitsu.

[Jimmy]

He's also. I mean, like, I wouldn't want to fight him. Kidding me?

[Mike]

BJJ Turkey. That's your new nickname.

[Jimmy]

BJJ Turkey.

[Lewis]

That's a good one, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Jimmy]

What are you trying to.

Jesus Christ. That's Jason Bourne.

Oh, man. What a good. What a good day.

[Lewis]

It was a long day.

[Jimmy]

It is a long day.

[Mike]

Hold on.

[Lewis]

Media, any good super chats before I end it? Nope, before you end it.

[Mike]

Hold on. Is it longest outro? Yep, we're ready.

[Jimmy]

All right, boys.

[Lewis]

All right, gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us. We will see you Monday morning.

[Mike]

Later.

[Jimmy]

I'm going to smoke a cigarette in.

[Mike]

Memory of Turkey Leg. You came on the best podcast he's ever been on.

[Lewis]

What's a turkey leg? 19.

[Jimmy]

Turkey leg 19.

[Lewis]

Go. Go. Give him a follow. And.

[Jimmy]

And before we go, send a car to Weston.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Lewis]

Oh, yeah. It seems like they're already on that, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, they are.

[Jimmy]

But one more time.

[Mike]

We'll see you Monday.

[Lewis]

That's gonna be Jimmy's new podcast named Turkey Leg.

[Mike]

No, Trap House.

[Jimmy]

Trap House.

[Lewis]

Live in the trap.

All right, see you guys Monday.

[Jimmy]

Welcome to the night, Sheriff.

[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Mike]

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[Lewis]

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[Jimmy]

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