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The Archers Omnibus
04/05/2025
01:13:03
Natasha faces a tricky negotiation, and chaos reigns at the abattoir.
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This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside the uk. I'm Zing Singh. And I'm Simon Jack. And together we host Good Bad Billionaire, the podcast exploring the lives of some of the world's richest people. In the new season, we're setting our sights on some big names. Yep, LeBron James and Martha Stewart, to name just a few. And as always, Simon and I are trying to decide whether we think they're good, bad or just another billionaire. That's good. Bad Billionaire from the BBC World Service. Listen now, wherever you get your BBC Podcasts, BBC Sounds Music Radio podcasts. You're listening to the archers omnibus from BBC Radio 4. Well, this isn't giving Brad much practice, is it? Sorry, what did he say? Brad? He's supposed to be learning to score at this race. He won't get past 30. I still think I should be lower down the order. Rochelle, you'll be fine. If your phone would stop ringing. Sorry. Sorry. But, Freddie, I'm just not feeling it today, you know? Come on, Chris. He looks way too relaxed. Keep your eye on the ball. Can't someone else come ahead of me? Because I don't think I should be batting next. Well, you're not. I'm in next, but I'd rather be further down the order. Oh, Lord. Pity's sake. First Tom, then Tracy, now Chris. Thank goodness Rex is hanging in there. He's totally saving this game. He's been brilliant. Yep, Rex is great. Well, that's the thing, because I'm really not. So please, can I be low? Hopefully me and Rex can get a partnership going. Right. Here I go, Freddie. Could be my turn for a century, eh? Let's hope so. Today will be a complete embarrassment. Okay, then. Good luck. I have every faith in you. Oh, enough. Right. Hey, Saskia. Sorry, I can't answer the phone, but I'm out and I'm busy, so please don't keep ringing. I still can't see a way of accessing the marriage, but honestly, I'm trying. I promise I'll ring if things change. Bye. I had it first. Khalil, you're reading your book. Give me the remote. I said I wanted to watch something. Zinnab. Come on, you two. It's a special day, remember? No bickering. Okay? Sorry, but aren't you supposed to be at Grey Gables by now? Well, shortly, yes, but. But I feel bad going on my own. Surely dad should be coming with me? No, it's our anniversary present for you. Wedding anniversary? Yes. It's usually a day together. Yeah, but me and Zinnab could only afford one ticket, so. I know, I know. And it was a lovely present. Thank you, but. So go and enjoy it, okay? Yes, I absolutely will. Where is dad anyway? Bathroom, I think. But you need to hurry up or you'll miss your slot. Right, So I just need my bag on the table and my car key. Bye. The lamb. Good. Thank you. I'll. I'll head off then. Bye, Mom. See you later. Yeah. Tell Dad I said bye. Yeah, laters. Please try and relax, Mom. Yeah, I will. Thank you again. Love you, Amy. Love you, too. Has she gone? Yeah. Dad. Bubba, Are you ready? Is it all clear? She's gone. So come and show us. Safe to come down? Yeah. Hurry up, though, please. Just. I'm really not sure. Oh, my days. Dad, you gotta be kidding. I may have put on a few pounds since our wedding. Those buttons are so going to pop. It looks like an overstuffed cushion. One of Linda's from her study. I can't actually breathe. Sorry. Let me help. Thanks. We don't want the material to rip. There we go. Phew. But look, are we sure this is a good idea? It's an amazing idea. Mum's gonna love it. I mean, doing this today on our anniversary. Because it'll remind her. Well, you know that the original wedding photos got ruined. Yeah. Except this way she'll be sad for like a minute and then she'll be over the moon. I hope so. I'm sorry, kids. I'm not sure it's going to work. Yes, it is, Bubba. And it's already going to plan. What is? We knew Yashwani wouldn't fit. No way, Jose. So we called Uncle Nasir and he's already to let it out. Uncle Nasir in Birmingham? Yeah. We're due half 12 at his shop. So come on, let's get a shift on. We're driving to Birmingham now. Well, you are. What about Mum? Ummy's relaxing at grey gables till 5ish. So that gives us just enough time to get this done. Come on. I've done all my dog walking early so we can get going. Doesn't look like I've got any choice. Nope. Because this is gonna be the best anniversary ever. Okay. Okay. Yes. Come on, Ambridge. That was fantastic, Rochelle. One run's hardly fantastic, man, we can do it. So much for your century. That's all we needed. Rochelle, I'm facing now, so get ready to run. Okay? Keep Rex on strike. Strike. No quick singles. Okay, here we go. I'm ready. No, you. Okay, I'm So sorry. I didn't mean to. Are you alright? I don't know. I don't know. Ow. My elbow. Are you okay? The ball hit her right on the elbow. Sorry, but I feel terrible. I don't know how I did that. Do you think it's broken? I did all, but it kills. Well, Linda's grabbing an ice pack from the pavilion. Oh, I don't want anyone fussing out. I'm sure I'll be fighting. Yeah, but you're clearly in agony. She should get it checked out, Freddie. Well, let's try the ice first. No, no, no, no, no. That's it. Once I'm out, I'm taking you to A E. Oh, no, no, don't be silly. Linda could take her. No, it was my fault. So I'll do it. Uncle Nasir is so lovely. I really missed him. I told you he'd sort it. I just hope there's enough fabric to work with. He said it'll be fine. Who wants the last paratha? Dad's only had one. He needs to cut down, though. So you have it. I don't want to look any bigger on the photos. So is it okay taking them in the shop? Don't we need the right background? No, no, that's the point, Bubba. Yeah. We just need you and your shawani all smart and happy there. I can drop your image wherever I want. I could put you in outer space if you like. On the moon. I always wanted to be an astronaut. Except it's Mum and Dad's wedding photos, so it's not going to be on the moon, is it? Duh. And if we're creating new wedding photos, we want them to be better than the originals. Right, so what backgrounds are we having? There was a gorgeous one of you both in front of some flowers. The rose garden in Jinnah Park. It was in France. Full bloom. Yeah, that's why we need to stop off at the botanical gardens on the way home. Oh, yeah, I love that place. But how are you getting images of Mum and Elena and wedding makeups? We've already got some. Chelsea took loads when she gave Mum that makeover. Here, look. What? Aha. So that's what that was about. You crafty so and so. Chelsea didn't take much persuading because it'll look great for her portfolio. Aren't they amazing? She looks just as. Yeah, just beautiful. And we've got the guests we've lifted from Uncle Adil's photos. He emailed moreover. Yeah, yesterday. So we've got a few Baba, we Were wondering. I mean, this will sound weird, but the thing is, anything's possible with that software Khalil's got. Yeah, Robert showed me loads of things you could do. So would it be nice to include some pictures of Nanijan, do you think? Sorry? We know they weren't at the Nikar. Not in real life. Sadly not. But mum would have loved them to be there, wouldn't she? Yeah, of course. But it was so. They passed so suddenly. She always says she felt that they were there at your wedding. Well, yeah, but. You think it might upset her? It would, wouldn't it? Sorry? I think it might. It was just an idea. Oh, Uncle's ready for us. I know you mean well, sweetheart. Oh, don't worry, dad. We've got another big idea which umy will 110% love. So what are we waiting for? Just cause you've scoffed your food down. We're on a tight schedule, aren't we? Yeah, but. Okay. Okay. I'll get the bill. What do they say? Is it broken? Uh, no, it's fine. Rex, do you want to sit down for a bit? No, no, but they've given you a sling. A soft tissue damage, that's all they're sure. I could have sworn I heard it cracked me and all. But no. It'll be a massive bruise and I'll need to rest it for a few days, but other than that. Wow. I was so sure I'd broken your arm. You didn't. The ball did. But thanks for bringing me. Oh, I wish you'd stop thanking me. I'm just being polite. That's what I'm like anyway. What a relief. Thank goodness it's your left arm. Why? Do left arms hurt less or something? What? No. Sorry. But you are right handed. I am, but I value all my limbs equally, Rex, so it's still a monumental disaster. Okay. Oh no, you make me feel bad again. Well, they were going to admit me because obviously I deserve a weekend bet being looked after by their top staff. But I said no thanks because my mate will feel bad. So it wouldn't be fair. Rochelle, stop it, please. Here's your dinner. Thanks, love. You enjoyed your spa, do you think? It was so relaxing. My neck feels loads freer after that massage. I hadn't realised how much tension I was carrying, so. Well, thank you for my present. You're welcome. But there's more to come. Really? We bought you barfi. Oh, my favorite. Which you can eat in a minute. But first let's look at the tablet. Oh, this is all Very mysterious. Do you know about this, Akram? It's been a mysterious day, my love. Here we go. Look. Are those the. That's from Chelsea's portfolio. But look at you, Akram. Your sherwani still fits. It does now you've recreated our Nicole photos. We know how upset you were. So, the gardens? Yeah, well, turns out roses aren't in bloom, but those shrubs work. Okay. We look like we're floating above the rhododendron. We could have visited the moon. What? Oh, I know that sofa. That's the Chesterfield from Level Oxley. You always said you wanted to bring it back here with us. Oh, hang on, hang on. No, it's that you two. What? Where? They're peeping out from behind the sofa. Look. I cried. That was a big surprise, eh? We couldn't resist it. It's absolutely wonderful. I can't believe you've created these beautiful. I just. I can't. No, I'm lost for words. You say something for me, Akram. We have two fantastically thoughtful and ingenious children, and we could not be. I love it. I really do. Oh, me. Thank you. Thank you both. Right, here we are, then. Yep. You told her you were okay? I did, yeah. Right. She's gonna make such a fuss. Of course she is. She's your mum. And I'll hate every minute. Will you? Then I'll lose me rag, and so will she. And Mick will try to help, which will make it worse. And. Yeah, if you know the score. Rochelle, do you want to stay at mine? Well, I wouldn't mind, but that's probably asking too much. Nah. We're mates, aren't we? I mean, we were till you nearly sliced me elbow in half of the cricket ball. Right. And it didn't even help win the match. We were thumped, like me. So absolutely no fussing allowed. None whatsoever. Okay, then. Let's give it a go. Thanks, Rex. Oh, morning, Natasha. How's it going? Hey, Joy. Busy, I see. Oh, the windows needed a wash. Oh, dear. Is that a breakage already? Helen's gonna kill us. I knew I should have moved it. What was it? The exquisite glass vase you gave us last week. Oh, dear. She gave me a dish from the same artist. Really? Unusual, but ever so delicate, sir. I was fascinated by how it caught the light. So she thought she'd swing it round. No. Toddlers, eh? Not just toddlers. I had to move mine to a safer place because I knew Mick had likely smash it whenever he opened the curtains. Helen's moving in this morning, so she's bound to notice. Oh, she'll understand, I'm sure. And the boys are moving in on Wednesday? Yeah, it gives us time to get things sorted. Although now we've moved in, the house seems a lot smaller. Tom's stressing it'll be too much of a squeeze. It's only temporary, till Helen finds somewhere nice to rent. And we did all agree to do this. At the end of the day, you're family, so it doesn't always help, does it? No, I know what you mean. Oh, sorry. No worries. I'll see you later. Okay, then. Good luck. Morning, Linda. Joy, thank goodness. Everything ok? Not remotely. I need to ask you a direct question and I trust you will give me a direct answer. Sounds a bit heavy for a Monday morning. Our first home game against Brampton. Were you there? I know you don't always go, but I was, yes. Dreadful game. Yes, yes, yes, yes. But what about the tees? Sorry? The cricket tees in our pavilion. Um, Joy, were they dreadful too? Oh, they were more like abysmal. Oh, I know. I popped into the ball last night and Tracy made a quip about cricket meal deals, then point blank refused to elaborate. I'm guessing Freddy forgot to arrange them because Lily rushed past with a bag of shop bought sandwiches and some cans of pop. Oh, just as I suspected. Thank you, Joy. What you going to do about it? Oh, I shall take urgent remedial action because this aberration must not be repeated for our upcoming games. Why? Who's that against? Suffice to say, it's a team I am determined we will beat both on and off the field. Shall I do your cappuccino, Pat? Oh, no, thanks. I just need the tea room's vegetable order. Then I'm going to sit down and sort out Peggy's family slideshow. Mrs. Wooley's making a slideshow? Yeah, we're putting together some of her wartime photos on my laptop. It's a surprise for Tony and Lillian. So mum's the word. What sort of photos? Well, got some on my phone. Let me show you. Great. That. That's David's grandmother Doris with some lambs at Brookfield. Oh, wow. And the others are of people and places they'll remember from when they were children. Some of daily life in World War II, Ambridge. Plus there's some family memorabilia from that time. Has Mrs. Woolley seen the exhibition? You know, the one at Lower Loxley? Me and Brad helped. It's going to be amazing. Yes. And isn't there a mystery RAF officer? Oh, you heard Then, yeah. It's so exciting. Pat, he's called Reginald and he's already a hero for flying planes. But then he did something extra heroic here in Ambridge that we don't know what. Good morning, Chelsea. Oh, morning. Might I have a word with Natasha? Oh, sorry, she ain't in this morning. Oh, she's helping Helen move back to Beechwood. How unfortunate. I was hoping to have an urgent word about the cricket teas. May I leave a message? Well, I've finished lunchtime. Why don't you tell me, Linda? Excellent. Now, the issue. Just. Just let me check this order with Emma, okay? Oh, yes. All right, then. Cappuccino, Linda? No, no, no, thank you. I've just had one at the ball with Robert and Jim. Shh. Don't let no one hear you say that. Oh, sorry. Know, dear. No worries. Now, did Robert mention that his military contact rang him? No. He recognized your RAF officer's uniform from the clip. He was in Bomber Command. Reginald was in Bomber Command. Wow, that sounds great. Wait, is it? Is it great? Look it up on the Internet, but I think you'll be fascinated. Amazing. Is that too strong enough, Helen? Yeah, it was great. Thanks. Well, I think we've done really well getting all my bags and boxes in. Definitely. Oh, thanks, love. After the upheaval of the past few weeks, it'll be nice to get back to some kind of normality. True enough. Sorry, I keep forgetting to ask Joy. How's Rochelle? Yeah, is she okay? Sounded awful. I don't know exactly. Sorry. She let me know she's stopping on Rex's boat. Is she? He felt really guilty about it, apparently, so he insisted she stayed. Right. But her elbow's not broken, just bruised, she said. Can't you pop in to see her? I'm not sure that's a good idea. Why not? Well, you're messaging her, aren't you? Of course. And she knows where you are if she needs you. But she's five minutes away, Joey. Why not drop by? It's quite complicated between me and Rochelle, I'm afraid, Natasha. Things get very tricky at the drop of a hat. I can vouch for that. Just the way we are. Okay, but you're her mam. Of course. You want to take her some flowers or drop in a nice cake or something? I'd love to, but to be fair, if my mum didn't check on me after I'd been injured, I'd be a bit miffed. Yeah, but with my family, it's never been that straightforward. Ah, there you are, Linda. Well, such a lovely morning. It seemed a shame to sit inside. Indeed. So, what can I do for you? Well, it seems that Freddy, or Lily, or both, failed to arrange the Ambridge home cricket tees this season. So it's imperative we rectify that oversight. Imperative. Imperative. And the tea room fits in where? Well, I'd like Natasha to supply the teas starting this Sunday. Really? Well, don't get me wrong, I'm not asking her to do it for free. We do have a budget. No. Well, that's good. So what do you think? I think I'll jot down some details for her and she can get back to you. But do you think she'll do it? I really couldn't say. Well, I mean, Tom being one of our star players. That's right. And Tony and myself being recent members of the team. Oh, yes, that too. Oh, they're not current members. No. Fired in a rather slapdash way, as I recall. Oh, dear. Really? You didn't know? Well, I knew about our team renewal strategy, of course. You mean out with the old. So it wasn't handled very well. No, it wasn't. Although I have been preoccupied with more pressing matters. Oh, indeed. Anyway, Pat, let me apologize properly because you've been a wonderfully support member of the team. You and Tony. Thank you, Linda. Apology accepted. Good. So now can I say it really would help if Bridge Farm could supply the teas for Sunday's home game. With two defeats, things are not looking good for us in the new division and it is imperative we hold our heads high on Sunday. Imperative again, Sorry, but yes. Who are you playing on Sunday then? Rosarine in the Veil? I won't go into detail, Pat, but defeat on any level cannot be countenanced. Chelsea, on your way already. Oh, hey, Natasha. Yeah, Emerson? I could be in as it's quiet. Has it been like this all morning? Nah, we had more in earlier but then it died off again. Oh, by the way, Linda was asking about cricket teas. Oh, yeah? Yeah, Pat spoke to her. Oh, she can tell you. Hello, Natasha. Helen's move. Go. Okay, all sorted. She and Susan are doing a dairy tour now, I think. What did Linda want then? Well, she's asking if you can supply the teas for this Sunday's home game. Oh, excellent. I'm off to tell Elizabeth about Reginald being in Bomber Command. So exciting. Yeah, well, yes, but what Bomber Command did was actually quite controversial. Well, he were a real life hero. That's all I need to know. See you later. Thanks, Chelsea. Bye. Here. I jotted down the numbers and timing etc for Sunday. But you'll need to speak to Linda yourself about the price. She's definitely not asking me to do it for free. Oh, no, no, no. I gather the sponsorship money covers it. It could really boost our reputation locally. Everyone associated with our team, plus the other team and their supporters. I mean, Easter went well. We do need more business. Yeah, well, I hope I didn't put her off, because I did bring up the team situation. How do you mean? Oh, you and Tony get in the boot. Which I do understand, but we deserved some kind of apology. Especially since she's desperate to call on the Tea room at such short notice. It's the perfect opportunity for the tea room to shine. I'll have a think, see what. What we can come up with. Oh, by the way, Natasha, I wanted to say if. If there's anything we can do to help while you're all living together at Beechwood, just let us know. I mean, if it gets too busy or anyone needs some space. No, I'm looking forward to spending quality time with Helen and the boys. So's Tom. Yes, but if there are any hiccups, please. Don't worry, Pat. We can deal with the odd hiccup, can't we? Well, that's lovely then. Yeah, we'll get on brilliantly, I'm sure. Because if we all want it to work, then it'll work, won't it? Now raise your arm so it's pointing to the ceiling. Okay. That's not the ceiling, Rochelle. I know that it hurts. Of course it hurts. Come on. Point your arm upwards. Oh, what are you, chief torturer? Oh, I had a ton of injuries when I played rugby. I've been there. But that was you, Rex, and you were getting paid for it. It still hurts. Let's do one more, because this is how you get back to strength. Back to cricket. Back to work. I do need to get back to work. I need the cash. You know, I haven't been inside the abattoir for ages. No, it must be completely different now, because Vince is always upgrading. Might be interested to see it. Anyway, back to your exercises. Hold your upper arm in position and relax your forearm towards your hip head. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Yep. Then up again. Shall I do it with you? Will that stop it hurting? Nope. It says this should not cause you pain. What? And will ease any discomfort. Oh, now I know they're lying. Oh, you can't give up. Pain is nature's way of telling us to stop. That's old School thinking so. I'm old school. Get over it. Yeah. You'd never make it as a rugby player. That's all I can say. Have you forgotten how I got this injury? I'm trying to. Well, luckily for me, I've got a rewilding meeting now, so I'll leave you to finish all your exercises. Oh, can't I come with you? Justin wants to talk us through next quarter's budget. Oh. Maybe I'll stay here, then. Do your exercises. Re. See you later. Oh, Hi, Zainab. Hey, Joy. How are you? Fine. You're not working today? Tonight. Back on deliveries. Have you got any kitchen paper? We've run out. Shelf behind you. It's on offer. Oh, perfect. Thanks. So, how did your mum like the new wedding photos? Oh, she adored them. She nearly cried. Oh, I'm not surprised. It was such a lovely thing for you and Khalil to do. And your dad managed not to spill the beans. Yeah, I don't think he fully got what we were up to until he saw the finished thing. I'd be the same. You can do miracles with technology, you youngins. Hey, do you know when Henry and Jack are moving back into Beechwood? Khalil thought it was yesterday, but we only saw Helen. Oh, yeah, she moved in yesterday. But the boys are joining her after school tomorrow. £2 when you're ready. Right. Khalil reckons Henry will be around ours all the time because it'll be too squished at his. I've said they're welcome at mine whenever they want, but I'm sure they'll be okay. Yeah. Oh, how's Rochelle? Brad was telling us what happened. Oh, she'll be fine, Zainab. Thanks for asking. But she won't be playing any cricket for a while. Yeah, that's what Brad said. So, we saw a family friend at the weekend, Joy and he mentioned his daughters opening a vegan restaurant in Felpersham. Oh, yeah. Very upmarket, apparently. But they're desperate for good front of house stuff. Anyway, I thought about Rochelle, because that would be more up her street, wouldn't it? What? Well, she can't like working at Casey Meats, can she? I mean, I'd hate it, and I'm not even a vegetarian. Rochelle's always been her own woman. Shall I get the daughter's number for you? I wouldn't worry, love. It's no trouble. As I say, Rochelle makes her own decisions, and I really don't like to interfere. It's not interfering. It's helping. Isn't It. I know, but anyway, it's nice to see you, pet. Oh, sure. You too. Well, thanks for this. Bye now. Bye. Hey, did you forget something? Oh, Saskia. Is it okay to come in? How did you. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, come in, come in. Mind your head. Thanks, love. It's cozy inside, isn't it? Yeah, very compact. So, how's the arm? Not great. To be fair, I'm supposed to do exercises, but I think I've overdone it this morning because it's really aching now. It can't be easy washing up with one hand. Let me finish that off while you relax. No, no, no, it's finished anyway. Hey, sit down. It's great to see you, but how did you know where I was? Well, your message said Narrowboat and Ambridge, so it wasn't hard. Oh, no, I suppose not. Anyway, I wanted to check you were okay. I am, honestly. Well, I will be. I was cringy when you said it was your elbow. Couldn't get more painful? Agony. Yeah, but you've got plenty of painkillers because if you need me to fetch you some more. No, I'm fine, but thanks. So, how are things with you? Well, picking up, actually. Yeah, I'm sensing a sort of new enthusiasm, if you know what I mean. In the group. It's like we've turned a corner somehow. In what way? Wait. It's as if people are finally seeing a clearer path to some real progress. Okay, that's good. It is good. It's very good. And. And we've got some new members who've really upped the energy. Oh. Anyone I know? They're not all local, so I doubt it, but anyway, it feels like taking action is very much on the cards now. Right. And the sooner the better. Strike while the iron's hot and all that. Well, that's brilliant, Saskia. It is. Except you don't mean me and Casey meets, do you? Of course I do. Why not? Because I'm off work. Only briefly, but I can't do a lot with this arm, like you see. And like you say, you've got to keep exercising it. I had a look online and they say movement's really important, else it all stiffens up. I know. 72 hours for the sling, then try and manage without. Yeah. So if you did it Sunday morning, then the sling comes off tomorrow? No. Yeah, well, that's the idea, but then you could get back to work. But packing's a really physical job. Sorry. But you've not forgotten what you're packing? What? No, no, I Haven't. Of course you haven't. But while any animals are being slaughtered there and their flesh stripped, packed and sold, then our action is still urgent. Don't you think I know that? And it looks like the time has come. While everyone's in the right headspace and we have the means to access the layerage. But I haven't got that yet. You will. I have every faith in you, Rochelle. Of all of us. You've shown the nerve and the sheer guts to make this happen. Not everyone could stomach what you're doing. You know that. But that's the trouble. It's doing my head in. And I'm not sure how much longer. All the more reason to move things along fast, eh, love? We're all briefed and ready to act now. It's over to you, Rochelle. Hello, Zainab. It's Joy. I was thinking again about your friend's restaurant. Oh, yeah. It's his daughter's, but she's lovely, too. So it's in Felpersham? It will be. I mean, yeah, it is, but they're not open yet. You're right. Rochelle would be very good. Front a house. She'd be amazing. She proper knows her stuff. And I reckon they'd be lucky to have her. Oh, do you think so? Don't you? Well, yes. I really do. Ok, so give me five minutes and I'll forward the number to you. Oh, my word. Rochelle. Oh, hey, ma'am. I just heard a cuckoo. Did you? I did, yeah. Isn't it brilliant? Makes you feel really special, I always think, because it's not that common nowadays. I'm not sure I've heard one for a couple of years now. No. Mae, you gonna come on board? If that's okay, I would help you, but it's a bit tricky. No, don't worry. I'll manage. There we go. Oh. Those for me? Yeah, just some of my tulips from the garden. E. They're gorgeous. Sit down, then. I was enjoying the sunshine. Oh, now, that's lovely. And comfortable. It's relaxing, isn't it? Sitting here watching the world go by. How's your elbow today? Is it feeling any better? I was just saying that I might have overdone it earlier. It'll need resting for a while, won't it? Maybe. So you won't be playing cricket for a bit? I guess not. I'll probably still watch the team, though. I guess I should, too. I thought you always went. Me? No, no. I mean, I go when I can, but obviously with you playing. Oh, Ma'am. That's really nice. Just trying to show a bit of support, you know. Thank you. You were one of the best fielders on Sunday, I thought. Oh, you were. Oh, I'm sorry. I had to leave early, else I'd have been there when you got hurt. You went to know. I promised Mick an early lunch, but it sounds like you were doing ever so well. Right up to that moment, anyway. Well, nothing broken, so I'll be fine. Good. I'm pleased. Magic, eh? Absolutely. Oh, here. This is for you. Oh. What. What's this? It's a friend of the Malik's who's opening a posh vegan restaurant in Felbisham and needs reliable front of house staff. Okay. Oh, no pressure, obviously. Completely up to you. But Zainab came in the shop earlier and said straight out that she thought you'd be perfect. Did she? I've barely spoken to her. Well, only a few times, but she's nice. Oh, she is. So, she sent the number for you. Thanks, ma'am. Hey, Booth. Oh, hi, Rex. Do you want to sit? Oh, no, no. You stay there, Joy. I've been sitting down for the last hour anyway. Nice flowers. Mom's garden. And she brought me a phone number, too. Only in case you feel like a change, that's all. What is it? A vegan restaurant looking for hospitality staff or. You'd be fantastic at that, Rochelle. We'll see. Wouldn't you, Rex? Made for it now. I was thinking of trying at a vegan moussaka tonight. Were you? So, shall I drop some over for you? I wasn't sure how you were coping cooking wise. Actually, I managed a vegan stir fry yesterday with minimal supervision. Right. But then he sloped off to the bowl and came back smelling of chicken pie. You knew? I thought you didn't notice. How stupid do you think I am? Sorry, but it didn't fill me up. So. Mixed the same? I'm afraid so. Would you like some moussaka? Oh, I could do a special meat one for you and Mick. Couldn't I, Rex? Oh, you don't have to. No, I'd really like to. You're taking care of my Rochelle, aren't you? So please say yes. Yeah, go on, then. Cheers. That's settled, then. We're not together, ma'am, in case that's what you're thinking. No, no. Just mates. Look, I'm very sorry if I spoke out a turn and the past, Rex, but I can see Rochelle's got a good friend in you. Thanks, Joy. Oh, sorry. I Better answer this. Of course. I'll. I'll take it inside. It won't be a minute. No worries. Hello? Just. Just hang on a minute. So this restaurant, is it new? Because I noticed one behind the cathedral recently. Oh, I reckon. And Zab says it's up market, so hopefully it'll pay well. Sorry about that. I forgot to say we need Vince Casey on site for the protest. We're thinking this week. Sorry. It's important he's there to witness it. Listen, it's too hard at the minute. We'll have to delay it. No, you'll find a way. Everyone's looking forward to welcoming you back to the group and I'd love that too, but security's so tight, we can't wait any longer. 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Well, I had to catch up on the tea room account, so. Well, I've got bridge fresh orders to check. I thought you were going to wear them out. Well, that was the plan, but then I saw the tear on my counts. Still low then? Sort of recovering, but yeah, not great. Anyway, you'd best wear the girls out now cuz Jack and Henry will be moving in later. We'll have to sort out how it's going to work with the bathroom in the mornings, you know? Okay. If Helen's two are in the shower for ages, we'll end up running late. Also, what if they get impatient with the girls? I'm more worried that our two will break Jack's toys or mess with Henry's console Oh. Anyway, that's not for long if Helen finds a decent place to rent. But is she actually looking? Think so. Because there's looking and then there's looking. I might do a search myself, love. Let's just give it a chance, shall we? But it's gonna be such a tight squeeze and I don't want to fall out with anyone. Then you better tell her about the broken vase as soon as you can. Only me in the kitchen, Helen. Oh, sorry, am I intruding on your lunchtime? Tom's making sandwiches. You can join us. Oh, lovely. Thank you. I'll make a couple more. Oh, sorry, I've shattered. Didn't you sleep well? First it was singing and then a toy rattling and then finally quite a lot of giggling. Didn't you hear them? I hate to say it, but we had the best night's sleep in ages. Sorry, Helen. Well, maybe we should swap the rooms around. Oh, don't be silly. I quite enjoyed it, actually. I'm sure I'll get used to it. They are so funny to listen to. Yeah, they are. And when are Henry and Jack coming? Straight after school. I'm just warning you, I do have to be quite strict with them in the mornings. That's good. Yeah, they can be massive dawdlers, both of them, and ridiculously messy, so I have to keep them on track, I'm afraid. We aren't the tidiest, are we, Tom? Oh, what were you thinking of having for dinner? Whatever's in the freezer, I guess. By the way, should we have a timetable for the kitchen or something, to avoid clashes? As long as everyone tidies up after them, I can't see a problem. I don't always have time for that, but we'll make sure we do in future. Sorry, I am very strict on the boys for tidiness. And also screen time. It's my two bugbears. No need to go overboard, surely? That's what works for us. So we'll give it a go too, won't we, Tom? Uh, yeah, maybe. I just don't know why it wasn't tidied up after the Brampton game. Because we were that fed up with the result, we needed to drown our sorrows, but to leave the changing rooms in utter chaos. We've all said sorry, Linda, aren't we? And I'm hoping now, so. Yes, well, thank you, Tracey. I can't wait to see this new kit. Haven't you opened it yet? Vince only delivered it this morning. I thought we could open it together. You got the Keys? Yes. Yes, here they are. Linda. Oh, Natasha, I was about to ring you. Oh, yeah, hi, Tracy. Tom said you were sorting out the pavilion, so I thought I'd drop these off. What's that, then? Our catering options for the teas, plus a price list. Oh. Oh, thanks very much. I shall have a look through it this afternoon. I'll need to get it sorted today. Okay? Yes, indeed. And I'm sorry about the short notice, but we must show Rosaran in the Vale what we're about. You mean if we lose again, at least we'll have had a nice tea? No. Defeatist language, if you please, Tracy. Sorry. When you didn't get back to me yesterday, Natasha, I was worried you were going to say no. I've been helping Helen getting settled back into Beechwood. Sorry. So when do you think you'll get back to me, Linda? Later today. Perfect. Then I can plan it all tomorrow. I'll talk to you later. Okay. Bye now. Bye, Natasha. What a relief to get that done. Hey, the Adderton Teas were a real treat, weren't they? Somewhat over the top, I thought them fancy lemon cakes. Mmm. I filled my handbag. Good heavens. I hope no one was looking right now. You're not going to get cross again, are you, Linda? Just open the door, please. Oh, hey, Tom. Thought you were at the playground. I'm on my way, but the girls fell asleep. Aw, look at them both. Yeah, so I thought I'd pop in and check on deliveries. Where's Adam? There's a parents meeting at school, so I said I'd cover the pack house. Right. Good. So he gave you the new recipe cards, the ones we're sending out with the deliveries? Yeah. Yep. I'm putting them in now. Oh, has Mum told you when she wants us over for Grand Slideshow next week? Yeah, yeah, we're all looking forward to it. Wonderful. Yeah. Hey, did I say I passed a fantastic rental in Pennyhasset? No, it's right by the church. I checked online. It's actually quite reasonable. Tom, why are you looking at rentals? Well, for you, obviously. Okay. I just thought, you know. That I'm not capable of looking? No. That I'm not looking hard enough? No, I was just trying to help. Where were you? Well, for your information, we've already seen that one. And the kitchen's tiny and there's no proper parking. Oh, right. We haven't even done a single day with all of us together and you already want us out? No. Why else would you be looking at rentals? I don't know, I just noticed it when I drove past and thought, listen, I'm sorry, by the way. I'm not going overboard with firm boundaries because I know my boys and I know what works. Yeah, sorry, I didn't. Actually, you can add the recipe cars yourself. I'm gonna ask mom about Grancy. My joke, Ellen. Here we go, Linda. Nice cup of tea. Thank you. Most welcome. Yeah, we deserve a sit down after all that clearing up. We certainly do. Oh, these changing rooms are spic and span. Now, finally, I promise we won't do that again. Even if we do get completely thrashed, which we won't. Especially not this week. What's so special about this week? Well, I just happen to know that Rosarine and avail are no better than us. Oh, let's hope so. Or Freddie's going to lose his rag. But if you're. If you're trying to impress people with the tease, you wouldn't go far wrong with Fallon. Fallon? Whenever she were involved last season, the players would race each other to the pavilion. Oh, well, I'll bear that in mind. But I've just messaged Natasha with some suggestions, so I'm hoping it's settled. Shall we open the new kit, Tracy? Oh, that busy. I forgot all about it. Oh, hope they're as good as the sketches. Oh. Oh, now that is eye catching. Sausages are stumps and bales. Brilliant. Vince has done a splendid job. They're ever so funny. Let me put one on, get the full effect. Yes, why not? Oh, hang on, there's something we've missed. There's something jammed under that bench. Now, Linda, that's just part of the seat. No, no, I don't think it's attached. I can't wait to show this kit off at nets. Oh. What? It's a very old cricket bat. How interesting. Not as interesting as this new kit. Oh, yes, very fetching. The bat's been signed, but without my glasses I can't make it out. Give it here then. Reginald D. Someone in brackets, but it's not clear. 1945. Hey, I wonder if that's the RAF guy Chelsea's been on about. Oh, so it could be that. I imagine wounded officers would have enjoyed some village cricket if they could manage it. A few overs on the green. Bliss. I'm sure Elizabeth would love to have this in the Lower Loxley exhibition. Yeah, but Reginald D. We still don't know who he is because we ain't got his surname. Chelsea's dying to find out what happened to him. We got Henry's console Working, finally. Oh, did you? Yeah. Jack switched the WI fi off and on and bingo. Thanks for helping. At least I could do. Everything's got a bit dusty, so I'm just giving it a wipe. Look, really sorry about earlier, Helena. I don't know what I was thinking. Nor do I. Natasha shouted at me for a good five minutes. You can do the same, if that helps. I expect I'll get over it. Good. Cause. Well, I've got something else to tell you. What? The glass vase you bought us. Oh, yeah? Where have you put it? Oh, no, don't tell me the girls got it. Afraid so. It's my fault. Why on earth did I put it in the window? Because it looked beautiful in the light. So it was the perfect place. Except. Except when toddlers are around. I could kick myself. They adored it. But unfortunately they adored it a bit too much. They didn't cut themselves, did they? Oh, no, no, no, they were fine. Tom, I'm so sorry. No, we're sorry going on. What's everyone sorry about? No, nothing. We're fine. Oh, thank heavens for that. So, where are the girls? Not actually sure. They're usually wreaking havoc by now. Don't worry, Jack's playing with him upstairs. Is he? I've noticed he's ever so good with them. I love just following him around. It's very sweet, but I hope it's not going to annoy him. No, he's always been patient with the little ones. He'll let us know when he's had enough. Makes a change. Having a nice sit down after work, don't you think, Tom? Oh, too right. So, how would you like to go for a drink tonight? All of us? Just you two? If you'd like. Seriously? Yeah. Ian's coming around later, so I'm not going out. Helen, that's so kind. Are you sure you don't mind? No, it's fine by me. I'll just go and check on the children. Oh, I can't believe you. And moaning this morning. This arrangement is going to have some real benefits. You might be right. Hey, did Linda confirm the cricket tease? She messaged me. But she seems to want our top option for the lowest price. Why doesn't that surprise me? I think this might take a bit of negotiation. Typical Linda. Hello, Natasha. Did you get my message? Hi, Linda. Yes, I did. The team will be delighted you're able to oblige us. I'm sure we can, but I did just want to check your budget. Oh, of course. Didn't I put that in My message. Yes, but that's for the lower option, isn't it? Is it? Yeah. You've chosen our spinach and feta quiche, the deluxe sausage rolls, etc. Which don't come cheap. So if we can flex your budget slightly more. Oh, dear. That's our maximum, I'm afraid. I'm just so keen to put on a good show, you see. Of course. But it has to be worth it for us. Well, yes, but we have such high hopes for our progress in a new division. So this match on Sunday, it's a chance for a proper reset so we can stand tall once again and put Ambridge cricket firmly back on the map. Well, perhaps it's the same for the tea room in a way, after these difficult few weeks. Maybe. So I was hoping that possibly, you know, we could turn the corner together. Ah, I see. I mean, doing the teas would surely help you get back where you deserve to be. Word of mouth is such a powerful thing. Oh, go on then. Oh, wonderful. I'll give you the fun. Works for the same budget. Yeah, I think you're right. It could be win win for both of us. Oh, thank you, Natasha. And we will make sure it is right. Arm's getting a good workhouse. Michelle, you're back. Hey, Freddie. We weren't expecting you till next week. How's your elbow? Slings off, so I'm getting there. Packing with a bad arm must be tough. I can't afford to be off it any longer, so. Okay. Well, it's the Academy Trust lunch today. Can you still make it? Of course. I'm looking forward to it. It's just being in the room to chat to them, you know, so they can see we're a good employer kind of thing. No worries. Sorry, my break's over. I need to get back. I'll see you later. Although, hang on, Rochelle. Yeah, I mean, I don't feel like we're a good employer if you're working with your arm hurting. I'll manage. Yeah, but still. Seriously, Freddy, it's not your problem. Okay, but how about this? I'm supposed to be taking a tour around later. Would you mind doing that instead? Instead of packing? Well, yeah, you'd be doing me a favour and I'll square it with your supervisor. Okay then. I mean, you're the boss. Not really, but. But if you're up for it. Shall I show you all the tour stuff? Yeah, sure. No props. So, this tour. Vince invited a charcuterie plus producer from Westbridge to see around the place, but then his mum had her fall and he forgot. Not surprising. Yeah, well, we said we could fit them in today because we reckon they could be a great new customer. But I kind of need to be in the academy meeting with Vince. Seeing as I organized it makes sense. Yeah. You've been customer facing in previous jobs. Oh, for sure. Great. Sit down then. I'll find the tour. It's a similar format to your induction tool. Or just more details. This is it. What if they ask us complicated questions? Well, everything you need to know is in here. But you can always come find me afterwards. So we'd like you to let them have a really close look at the slaughter process. Because these guys ethos is strongly about welfare. That section stunning the animals so penetrative captive bolt shoots into the brain. That bit there's diagrams and photos you can show them. Right. Then it's shackled and hoisted up by a hind leg like that while the slaughter guys do their sticking. Read it through a few times, you'll be fine. Rochelle, are you alright? Yeah. Sorry, is your arm troubling? A bit. But you'll be okay? I took some painkillers in my break. They'll kick in soon enough. Great. They're due in a couple of hours, so I'll pick you up on my way through to meet them. You'll need a full security pass. Hurry. Well, a pass so you can get through all the doors. Pretty crucial on a tour. I'll fix it up. Of course. Yeah. Right. Thanks, Rochelle. You're a mate. Okay. Right, come on. Come on, Rochelle. Saskia, I'm getting a full security pass later today. Access all areas. Fantastic. How did you manage that? I'll explain later. But. But it's only for today, so if you can make it happen pronto. We're on. Is that the chair of the Academy Trust, David? Yeah. And there's two head teachers and their catering managers. Oh, look here, these chairs are free. Oh, spotted. Hello. Yeah, yeah, it would be good to hear exactly what they need from us. Apart from quality produce and lower food. Miles. Yeah, and we can all chat over lunch. Welcome everybody. Welcome to Casey Mates. We're delighted to host this meeting which hopefully will put some meat on the bone of this initiative. If you'll forgive the point. Sorry, couldn't be. We've got a buffet lunch for you with locally sourced food including tasty Hereford beef. That's us. Corn fed chicken, Hassett Hills lamb, all sorts of yogurts and cheeses and lots more, including our sterling gold. But before you tuck in the chair of The Academy Trust wants to say a few words about her vision for our groundbreaking new scheme. Thank. So when Mike ran to say they were being shown round. It's fine, mate. I thought, why not tag along. Rex, they're your customers too. And you've picked the right day because Rochelle's doing the honors. Rex, I. I didn't know you were part of the group. I wasn't, but I am now. And you can all come up to the conference room for lunch afterwards, join the Academy lot. Really? Yeah. Vince says the more the merrier. Thanks, Freddy. So, gentlemen, I'll leave you in Rochelle's capable hands. You've gone up in the world. I know, I just. You'll be fine, honestly. They're lovely guys. Right, okay. So then, folks, shall we get started? Yeah. Glad you could come. See you next time. Sorry, Bits, are we too late? No, no, the Academy lot had to shoot off for another meeting. That food needs eating. Have your charcuterie blogs gone and all. They're making some calls. Well, in you come. Freddie's fetching some bottles of sparkling water. There's juice is over there and help yourself to the spread. Thanks. I thought you weren't allowed your phone at work. It's been pinging loads. There's some family things going on. Hey, you should be proud of yourself. You did brilliantly. Greg's over here. Yeah, come and join us. You go on. I just need to sort this. Of course. Sorry. Sure, sure. Grab some food first. It's delicious. Will do. Do you two want anything else? Not for me, thanks. Actually, I will join you because that buffet is extremely Moorish. I didn't realize you were thinking of going into charcuterie, Rex. Vince mentioned it to me a while back because he'd heard whispers of the guys that I'm hoping to team up with setting up shop locally. Oh, yeah. Well, it's sounds like a great connection. Quality British pork rivals anything on the continent. Yeah, that's the hope, obviously. And it push up my margins, which had really helped me out. Yeah, I bet. I recommend the beef sandwiches, by the way. Brookfield beef. Of course. Don't worry, David. I'm not missing out on those. Here she is at last. You're late. Sorry. Sorry. It took ages. Keep the door open. What? The door, idiot. Who are you? Carl's one of the new recruits I was telling you about. She's got her pass. Don't worry. Right. Thing is, Saskia, it's not going to work. How do you mean? There's too many people visit us everywhere. But that's good, isn't it? I'm not talking to you. We want people to see this. We certainly do. And with more people that look better on the live stream. What live stream? What's he talking about? Saskatchewan. The big scream at Felpersham Shopping Centre. We've hacked into the feed and it's all set up. So where's this been to? Casey guy up in the conference room with some farmers. Perfect. But you won't get him on camera. That's what I'm seeing. We will. No, but he's not in the lairage. Can you open the door? Rochelle? But hang on. Where's Sam and the others? Just use your security pass, okay? No, because who are all these people? Give it to me, then. No, it's mine. Got it. Get off me. I said get off. Keep it civilized, please. Guys, we've got the past. You can't just. Why have they got balaclavas? Saskia, what's happening? We had a change of plan. That's it, people. Go, go, go. No, stop. Stop. This isn't what you said. Saskia, please. No. Margaret. Saskia, let me in. This isn't what we agreed. No, no, no, no, no, no. Saskia. Anyone want some sparkling water? No, thanks. No. Great discussion with the Academy, eh, David? Yeah, it's a strong project. Good afternoon. What? Please remain in your seats. What's going on? And we are live inside the Casey Meeks abattoir. You, mate, sit down. What's happening? A bunch of nutters. Get out of there. No, no. Keep the camera on me. Members of the public, we're here to expose an industry that tortures and murders innocent animals. This is some kind of joke. Everything we do here is ethical. Ethical? Doing that to a living creature. What are you playing at? Oy. Bastard. Vincent. Freddy. Get off me. Hey, hey. You can't just block the door. You stay where you are. Move that stuff away from the door. Back off, mate. You've got no right to do this. I said back off. No chance. Move away. Hey. You can't march in here. Get back. Now. Everyone stay calm. Rexy's got a bottle. What? A broken bottle. Watch out. You guys need to listen. Okay, okay, okay. What the hell? Sit down, will you? All right, all right. I'm sitting down. Good. Because if you don't, there will be consequences. What's that mean? It was your spy camera, wasn't it? You need to listen. He's listening. Aren't you, Freddy? We all are. I'm listening. Shut up. Okay? Shut up. Now, have we Got your attention. That bottle of spot who closed a. You said there would be consequences. What consequences? We'll come to that, Mr. Casey. We're broadcasting to Felbersham shopping mall. What? Members of the public, Animal agriculture continues shamelessly despite the suffering it inflicts. That is not true. Don't make it worse. And the acute damage to our climate which we're tackling. It's time for action. What action? Vince, mate, here are some of those responsible in your county for exploiting innocent animals. Rubbish. To line their greedy pockets. Let's see their faces. My standards are first rate. Vince Casey himself, the owner of Casey Meats. These heartless individuals want to sell animal flesh to your local schools. Get that camera away from me. You don't show your faces. But your children and our planet deserve better. And yes, there are consequences. Tell us then, for crying out loud, today it is poison. You what? What did she say? We've contaminated the animal flesh from Casey Meats. So ordinary people, people like you, wake up to these everyday atrocities. They're barking mad. A plant based diet for all and farmland back to nature. It is time to. To listen. Yes, it's time to listen. It's time to listen. It's time to listen. Right, let's go. Why? You're poisoned. Hey. Where's the poison? Oi. What you done? We've made a stand. Get back here. They've blocked the door from the other side. Hey. Someone let us out. She's left the handcuff keys. Is everyone okay? All right, Freddy. Oh, my wrists. Right, let's get these cuffs off. Oh, thanks, Helen. Hey, what the hell look like? Poison. Did you see him getting closer to me with that bottle? He looked more scared than we were. I did a silent999 so the police will be on their way. Oh, thank you. I need these handcuffs off. Yes, I'm coming, Vince. How did they get inside? That's what I want to know. I'm sure I've met that woman, you know. What? The leader. Where did you meet her? I just can't. Oh, thanks, Helen. I dread to think what they've done to our meat. Oh, no, no, I've got it. I remembered who she is. Who is she? Rochelle's friend. What? Rochelle? Our Rochelle? I thought I recognized her voice. In Felpersham last week. They were together. No, that can't be right. Are you sure? Helen, I am 100% sure that woman is a friend of Rochelle's. Freddy. What you doing here? I told you to stay at home. Well, I couldn't lie in bed all day, Vince. How does that help? Come in for a minute, will you? Close the door. Okay. So, how are you this morning? Me? I'm fine. But I didn't have a broken buckle at my throat. It wasn't at my throat exactly. That kid right out his death? Yeah. What was scary was that his hand was shaking. I thought he was gonna lose it. My fault. I shouldn't have kept botting in, but I couldn't help myself. Well, what were you supposed to do? Just sit there and take it? You and me didn't have much choice once they handcuffed us. Anyway. CID have identified the woman leader already. That's down to Helen Archer. They checked the CCTV from that cafe. Turns out she's well known to them. And any news on the contamination team are on that. You sure you're okay? Yeah, I'm. I'm better for being at work. Okay. But I said to Elizabeth, you wouldn't have been in that situation at all if it wasn't for me. Then it's an occupational hazard in the meat industry. But when I offered you the job, I should have warned you. There's always nutters trying to mess you up. I wouldn't call them nutters. What would you call them? They knew what they were doing, Vince. It was really carefully planned. Rochelle, you mean? Yeah. Rochelle. Hello, Rex. What are you doing here? I wanted to speak to you. You got a cheek. I don't want to hear your pathetic excuses. That's not why I'm here. So why are you here then, Rochelle? To tell you the truth, to be honest with you, I think I owe you that. And the rest. Freddie, who I thought was your mate Freddy, got threatened with a broken bottle. And who poisoned the meat? Was that you? No. You have no idea what trouble you've caused. Can't believe I was taken in by your. No one was taking anyone in, Rex. You can believe me or not, but I swear I never knew any of that was planned. Well, you seem to know about it now. It's all over the group chat, which is the first I knew about it. As if you getting a job at an abattoir. I should have known that was sus. Well, by then I thought. No, she's just trying to earn a living like all of us. Oh, how are we so stupid? Although. Yeah. What? Yeah, there's a lot of respect for your mum round here. And you used that. Maybe I did. You know how despicable that actually is? Despicable? That's a strong word. You Actively betrayed this community, Rochelle. You betrayed people who welcomed you in. Your mum. She must be in all kinds of hell this morning, and I'm sorry about that. I doubt it. But despicable. That is the right word for what's going on here with animal agriculture. Here we go. Aye, here we go. Yeah. You have no clue what you're talking about. Maybe not. Not till I started working at that place. But please don't tell me I don't know now. I've seen it with me own eyes, man. I've seen it in action. Ah. Ah, my elbow. Sure. Have you got any painkillers? I lost mine. Why on earth would I help you? I don't know. Sorry. You know where they are. Thanks. Stay there, little one. Stop following me. You got a minute? Oh, hi, Chelsea. I wanted to know how Helen was this morning. She's all right, thank heavens. Nightmare? Absolutely. She's very resilient. People kept their heads, by the sound of it. Yeah. What were they playing at? Well, from what I heard from Helen, it was a protest which went too far. Just thankful no one got hurt. Yeah. Those kind of tactics are reprehensible. Yeah, for sure. However committed one is to a cause, it was completely counterproductive. Right. Was it, though? Sorry? I mean, look, if I wanted to stop people eating meat, I'd probably film what happens in an abattoir. But that's not what they did. I mean, like, we know what happens because you don't get meat from nothing. We just block it all out so we can enjoy our steaks and bacon sarnies, don't we? But. But there's minimal stress on animals nowadays, and farmers really value their livestock just like we do. Poison in the meat, though. That's dead smart when you think about it. Chelsea. Sorry, but you know what I mean. Intention to harm, threats to harm. It's completely out of order for a protest movement, right? I mean, where are their principles? Maybe they're getting impatient because nothing's changing. Look, I've been part of quite a few actions in my time, and patience is everything. That's what brings positive results. Not threats and certainly not violence like with borsucha water. Let's hope so. Yes. Anyway, I came to give you this. Okay. Me and Brad are desperate to know what Reginald D. Actually did in Ambridge to make him such a war hero. And Natasha said you were visiting Mrs. Woolley this morning. Oh, yeah. I'm on my way to the Laurels now to pick up the final photos for the slideshow. Can you show her that Clip, please. See if she remembers the mysterious Reginald D or anything about him. Of course. Good idea. I know it's a long shot, but, hey, worth a try. I've never known the layerage this quiet. No animals, no Bob Marley. All sights on hold for four days while we do a deep clean and our tech team finds out what's been tampered with. Those guys are Food Standards agents, are they? Yeah, talking to cid. And they trawling through our CCTV as well. Right back to Rochelle's first day. Plus, everything we've shipped out has been recalled from that date. What a nightmare. I'm really sorry about Rochelle. If I hadn't given her that security part. Don't start that. It was me gave her the job. We both did that. I've had supermarket reps ringing since the early hours because the press are all over it. We're bound to lose business. It's our job to make sure we bounce back. Well, it sounds like the livestream lost signal halfway through. We'll see if it ends up online. Nothing yet. Not today. Listen, Freddie, I'm not sure how things will work out with the Academy Trust. No, I know. I'll be amazed if they ever get the vision of kids eating poisoned meat out of their head. What did Mrs. Wooley say? Did she know him? Unfortunately not, but one of the other residents did. No way. Yep. I've jotted everything down for you. Oh, brilliant. Right, so basically your chap was strolling along the a.m. one evening and heard shouts from the other side of the river. Yeah. Two children had been carried away in the current and the mother was racing along the side screaming for help. Oh, no. Reginald had been injured, remember? But he didn't hesitate for a second. He threw himself straight into the river and saved them both. Oh, my days. You were a proper hero, Pat. Twice over saving drowning kids and flying a bomber. Because Bomber Command practically won the war for us, apparently. Well, it is quite complicated. It. You'll have to read more about it. Linda said that too. And I'm going to. Don't worry, I'll write all this up for Elizabeth's display. So, did they know Reginald Surname? Not off the top of his head, but he knows who to ask, so he'll contact them over the weekend. Oh, yeah, It'll be fab to know because we really want to find out what happened to Reginald D after the war. Are Those photos from Mrs. Woolley's slideshow? Yeah. And? And she found a few more. Here's Peggy with a land girl called. Oh, no. She did say her name, but. Oh, yes, she worked at Brookfield. Wanda. That's it. Ah, her hair's dead cute. Don't she look gorge? Even in them overalls? Ah, wait, let's see the close up of Peggy. She had such a shy smile. Smile? Don't you think she looks like she needs a good meal? Well, that's probably when she first arrived from London. But you can still see that fight in her, can't you? Oh, yeah. There's steel behind those young eyes. Yeah. Amazing photos, Pat. Amazing memories. There's. There's Doris Archer with some of the wi. I bet they all thought our Reginald D. Was a hero. He probably thought the same about them. How do you mean? Well, ordinary people did extraordinary things every day back then just to survive. They had to keep the country going. And they did. Unsung heroes, yes, but heroes all the same. Thanks for letting me sit a minute. Where did you sleep last night? In one of your rewilding shelters. Look, as far as I knew, we were gonna chain ourselves to the equipment, stop the animals from being taken for slaughter. I didn't even know half the people there. You should have phoned the police there and then. Me? Yes. I don't know who you are, do I? But you do, Rex. No, I really don't. If these clowns are your friends, I didn't gnaw them. You're not getting this, are you? You knew the leader. Helen said you did. Who? Yes, she's been arrested. So we know that she's called Saskia. Something Vince messaged earlier. Okay, well, I've known her since I first got involved years ago. She was so impressive to us. Really warm, in fact. That group's been a family to me. And she. What? This Saskia? She's been more of a mother to us than me mam ever was. She was hard as nails yesterday. She always looked out for us, Rex. It was the first time I felt like I was worth anything. You know, she made us feel okay. Yeah, she made us feel loved. Sorry, but you aren't the only one with a rough childhood. I'm just explaining how important she is to us. Is or was? It's not that easy, Rex. Fine. So when I got kicked out of the group before Christmas, it killed us, you know? Got it. What? This is how you were gonna get back in with them, wasn't it? Was it? Okay, yes, it was supposed to be. At last, some honesty. Thank you. And what about me? What about you? Well, I'm a pig farmer. Rochelle. Your eyes. I must be Just as bad as those other animal murderers. Why did you even speak to me in the first place? I mean, I get why you wanted to get in with Vince and Freddy, but why me? I'm sorry? Even if you don't care that you've betrayed everyone else in Ambridge, surely you didn't have to. Didn't have to? I don't know, hang around with me, be with me. But I did, Rex. Why? I couldn't help it. I mean, you can't. What are you saying? You can't help who you fall in love with. But. But I'm glad this has happened. Because now you know, this is me. And I'm not ashamed of that. Animal liberation, confronting climate change. It's what I believe in with all me heart. We're doing this for all of us. Not for me. Not like that. But it is for you. And if people keep looking away, then how is there a choice? You have to stand up and be counted, don't you? You have to take action, else you might as well just curl up and die. I'm starting to see why your mum said you were vulnerable. What? I'm not sure you're getting how serious this is. You think you're in big trouble, Rochelle, whether you knew or not. I mean, this could be prison. I realise that. Do you? Listen, if we've learned anything in Ambridge over the past year, it's that it's always better to come clean. You've got to, Rochelle. If not for yourself, then for your kids. I'm gonna see them now anyways. Your kids. The police are bound to be watching. Noah and Harper know the score. We'll have some time together where no one can find us. And then. Then. Come on. You're the one talking about stepping up. Please. You know I'm right. Maybe you are. So. So I'll have the weekend with my kids and then. Then, yeah, I'll hand myself in. This is Dr. Chris and Dr. Xand here and we are dropping in to let you know about our new BBC Radio 4 podcast. In WhatsApp docs, we are going to be diving into the messy, complicated world of health and wellbeing. Because it can be confusing, can't it, Zant? That's right, Chris. The mass of information out there can be contradictory. It can be overwhelming. And Chris and I get confused too. That's right. We get seduced by the marketing, the hype, the trends. So we want to be your guides through it. 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