
Brian tries to straighten things out with Miranda, and Pip has a nasty shock.
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Brian Aldridge
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Linda Roberts
You're listening to the Archer's omnibus from BBC Radio 4.
Brian Aldridge
So you haven't been responding to my messages.
Miranda
I've been busy, Brian. Packing everything up. I am moving house, remember?
Brian Aldridge
Now listen, listen. I feel absolutely awful about how we left things. Can I take you out for lunch?
Miranda
It's going to take a lot more than lunch, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
Right. Well then, what shall we do you fancy a walk or something?
Miranda
No, I don't really feel like going out.
Brian Aldridge
Okay. Well, we can stay here then. Do you want a cup of tea or coffee?
Miranda
Not right now, thank you.
Brian Aldridge
Okay.
Miranda
Well, is he here? Rory?
Brian Aldridge
No, no, I think he's gone out with Alice.
Miranda
Okay. Brian, you said the reason you don't want to move in with me is because of him. Rory.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, I did.
Miranda
You said he's vulnerable.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, yes, and he is.
Miranda
But you know, Brian, I've been racking my brains all weekend. It's not just that, is it?
Brian Aldridge
Well, look, I'm not sure I follow.
Miranda
There has to be something else.
Brian Aldridge
There isn't.
Miranda
There has to be. Something you're not telling me.
Brian Aldridge
I promise that's all there is.
Miranda
Because I don't want to give up on this. On us.
Brian Aldridge
And neither do I, darling.
Miranda
Well, then you need to tell me. And I need the truth.
Tom
Lily said he's not working today.
Miranda
Who?
Tom
Oliver. I wanted to talk to him about the cricket pitch.
Natasha
All right, never mind. You know, I'm gonna miss these spontaneous lunch dates when Helen moves out.
Tom
Well, she's only moving around the corner. She can still babysit.
Natasha
Yeah, but hasn't it been lush having her on tap so we can just go out whenever we want?
Brian Aldridge
I'll just be pleased to have some
Tom
peace and quiet at home.
Natasha
Now, you do know she's not taking our kids too well.
Tom
As long as she takes Jack.
Miranda
Oh, he's not that loud.
Pip Archer
Right.
Natasha
What we having this time? The beef. Oh, and I see Ian's got a new starter with our purple sprouting broccoli.
Tony Archer
Oh, yeah.
Tom
Shame we don't get suppliers discount. They seem to hike the prices every week.
Miranda
Maybe we should do the same.
Natasha
Oh, just enjoy it, Tom. We've got a nice little nest egg behind us, what with Helen's rent money. In fact, I've been meaning to check our bank account, see what's what. Maybe I'll have a little look now.
Linda Roberts
Hello there.
Robert
Hello.
Lillian
Hi.
Natasha
Linda Roberts.
Linda Roberts
We've just been at the Palm Sunday service.
Tom
Oh, did you see Mum and Dad? They were taking the kids.
Linda Roberts
Oh, you should have seen Nova and Seren's faces light up when they saw the donkey.
Natasha
Did they get to give it a stroke?
Robert
Yes, and luckily the rain held off.
Natasha
They'll be made up.
Linda Roberts
Oh, and I promised Alan I would spray the word since Stephen's is running a little scheme for Easter. It's called the Easter Promises Tree.
Miranda
Ah, sounds sweet.
Linda Roberts
It is. It's a sort of volunteering matchmaking service.
Miranda
Okay.
Linda Roberts
You pin your promise on the tree in the churchyard and you get matched with someone who needs help.
Natasha
Oh, that's such a good idea, isn't it, Tom?
Linda Roberts
David and Ruth have just offered Pip to do some gardening and I'm going
Robert
to be mucking out in the stables.
Linda Roberts
Is there anything you'd like to offer up?
Tom
Oh, I'm sure we could throw in a few veg boxes. Don't you think, Natasha?
Linda Roberts
No, no, no, no. We're not talking freebies, Tom. We're talking about your time.
Tom
Oh, right.
Robert
Of course. It's only if you can spare it, though. I know you're busy people.
Natasha
Oh, I'm sure we can figure something out. How does it work again, Linda?
Linda Roberts
Well, say you had an afternoon on a Sunday, for example. We would write. Tom and Natasha have time on Sunday afternoon to do some, for example, cleaning work.
Natasha
Cleaning work.
Miranda
Okay.
Linda Roberts
And then we'd hang your promise up on the tree and Hilary Noakes and the ladies from the Flower Guild would match you to someone who could do with your help.
Robert
It could be anything. You could offer skills or training perhaps.
Natasha
Right. Well, I suppose. I suppose I could organise some work experience or something. Maybe Emma could train someone up on how to use a coffee machine.
Linda Roberts
Yes, great idea. Useful skill to add to someone's cv.
Natasha
And we could always do with some more casuals to call on. It would have to be on a quiet morning mind.
Linda Roberts
Well, I'm sure you'll have a queue of people wanting to do that.
Natasha
Right.
Tom
And what will you be doing, Linda? Have you got any Easter promise jobs planned?
Linda Roberts
Of course. I shall be leading way mostly by facilitating rallying the troops, joining hands and hearts and such like.
Tom
Joining hands and hearts, eh? Like you did with the cricket the other week.
Linda Roberts
I beg your pardon, Tom.
Tom
Well, you weren't so keen to facilitate then, were you?
Linda Roberts
I don't know to what you are referring.
Tom
Oh, I think you do.
Brian Aldridge
Linda.
Robert
Linda, shall we leave these two in peace? Find our table? I'm feeling rather peckish, I'll have you know.
Linda Roberts
Tom, I. I offered my assistance. I was very keen to support the Ambridge cricket team this season.
Tom
Yes, but we want a fresh start, Linda. Have you heard about this, Robert?
Brian Aldridge
Vaguely.
Tom
Well, we're starting a new pub team. We've got loads of people up for it, a full set of fixtures. All we want now is to play our home matches at the Ambridge ground. But no, Linda's gone and roped off the square and left the outfield to Ed Sheep.
Robert
I see.
Linda Roberts
Tom, I think you've completely made misunderstood the situation.
Tom
Oh, I don't think I have. You have been deliberately obstructed.
Linda Roberts
I certainly have not. I don't know where you've got this from, Linda.
Robert
Should we be on our way?
Linda Roberts
Do you know, Robert, I think we should enjoy your lunch. And do let us know how you get on with the work experience offering. Natasha.
Azra
Oh.
Natasha
Oh yes, no worries. Linda, why did you do that?
Carol
What?
Natasha
I will have to do that. Work experience.
Miranda
Will you?
Natasha
Yes, just to make it up to Linda.
Brian Aldridge
Here is the coffee.
Miranda
Oh, thank you. If you think he needs professional help, then let's get him some.
Brian Aldridge
I don't think it's that bad. But. But I can't abandon him.
Miranda
You're not abandoning him, Brian. You're just moving out. Not very far either. Why don't you call him now and then we can thrash it out?
Brian Aldridge
No.
Miranda
Why? Why not? We could do it face to face, all three of us together. If Rory and I get on very well, I'm sure he'd want to talk to me.
Brian Aldridge
No, Miranda, it's. It's. It's not a good time.
Miranda
What do you mean, it's not a good time? What else are you doing? How about I give him a call, see if he can come over now?
Brian Aldridge
No, no, no, Look, I don't think that's necessary.
Miranda
Let's just have this sing out, and then you'll be able to get on with your life.
Brian Aldridge
What do you mean, get on with my life? I am getting on with my life. I am not.
Miranda
You're letting your son's issues dictate your decisions.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, no, that's just unfair.
Miranda
Right, I'll phone him then. No. Rory. Rory.
Pip Archer
No.
Brian Aldridge
I said no.
Miranda
Brian. Give it back.
Brian Aldridge
No.
Miranda
Why?
Brian Aldridge
Because. Because I don't want you speaking to him.
Miranda
But why not?
Brian Aldridge
Because Rory does not concern you.
Natasha
Oh, the money's come out for last month's energy bill.
Carol
Already?
Tom
How much?
Natasha
You don't want to know.
Tom
That's your fault. The thermostat needed to be set lower.
Natasha
Oh, and what about the new gearbox for the car?
Tom
Now, that was an essential.
Natasha
What a rip off, Right?
Tom
So bang goes the nest egg from Helen's rent.
Natasha
Afraid so. Well, we'll just have to tighten our belts. We'll be fine.
Tom
Maybe I should have ordered the veggie pie.
Natasha
Yours, is it?
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Tom
Oh, it's Helen.
Ezra
Everything okay?
Tom
Yeah, yeah, she's just messaging in case she forgets to tell me. Apparently she gave all the details to the auctioneers last week to list for a dispersal sale at Bochester Market.
Miranda
Is that for your dad's Anguses?
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Pip Archer
Wow.
Natasha
Big moment.
Tom
Yeah, Rather her than me.
Natasha
So he agreed, then?
Tom
Reluctantly.
Natasha
Bless him.
Linda Roberts
Hello.
Robert
Me again.
Tom
Oh, hi, Robert.
Robert
Please pardon the intrusion.
Tom
It's okay. Everything all right?
Robert
Just while Linda is occupied with her old colleagues. I just wanted to ask you, Tom, what exactly did you mean about the cricket ground and the new pub team? What seems to be the problem?
Tom
I have no idea, Robert.
Robert
You have no idea? But surely we can move edge sheep.
Tom
Well, who knows? And Linda listed a whole load of red tape issues the other week, but she didn't really give us any information on how to do anything about them.
Miranda
Right.
Tom
I was hoping to have a word with Oliver, see What? The Grey Gables take on it is. But he's not here today.
Brian Aldridge
Ah.
Tom
Why? What's Linda said? Sorry if I was a bit off. It's just very frustrating.
Robert
No, no, I can understand the frustration.
Brian Aldridge
Leave it with me.
Robert
I'll see what I can find out and I'll report back.
Tom
Great. Thanks, Robert.
Robert
Maybe don't mention our little chat to Linda. Aye aye, Captain. Thank you.
Brian Aldridge
Enjoy your meal.
Natasha
You too. Well, that sounds promising.
Tom
If anyone can get round Linda, he can.
Brian Aldridge
Please don't go. I didn't mean to get angry.
Miranda
No, Brian, unless you have something significant to tell me, I'm going home.
Brian Aldridge
Please. I didn't mean it.
Miranda
Well, what did you mean then? What did you mean when you said rory doesn't concern me? I. I'm your partner, aren't I? I'm supposed to be part of your life.
Brian Aldridge
I wasn't thinking straight.
Miranda
No, you weren't. There's something you're keeping from me.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, please. Look, I don't want this to come between us, but what is this?
Miranda
Tell me.
Brian Aldridge
I don't know what to say.
Miranda
Because you're hiding something.
Brian Aldridge
So sorry.
Miranda
I've tried to be sympathetic and understanding.
Brian Aldridge
Please, please let me make it up to you. Let's go out. Let's do something.
Miranda
No, Brian. I don't want to go anywhere with you. I mean, I know you had history. Don't we all? But I'm beginning to see that it's all the tip of the iceberg with you.
Brian Aldridge
Please, Miranda.
Miranda
There is something deeply, deeply wrong here. And if you refuse to let me in, I cannot help you.
Brian Aldridge
There isn't anything.
Miranda
Or maybe it's just that you don't trust me, you don't respect me enough to let me in. Or how about this? You don't have the nerve to end it with me. Is that it?
Brian Aldridge
No, of course not.
Miranda
I love you, you know. Brian, I don't think I can believe a word you anymore.
Brian Aldridge
Please, Miranda, please, please don't say that.
Miranda
No, Brian. Without trust, we have nothing.
Linda Roberts
Well, it's like I said to Azra, there's such a strong sense of community here in Ambridge, she'll be overrun with ideas for her mental health initiative.
Robert
Yes, of course. I mean, I've always thought that a sense of belonging is important for your mental health.
Linda Roberts
I quite agree.
Robert
Feeling like you're part of a team. Cricket, for example, worked wonders. Ah, yes, Hambridge cricket was marvellous for bringing people together, even just for the social side of it. Whole village on a Sunday, gathering around the pitch to cheer the Team on, then the teas afterwards. Smashing.
Linda Roberts
Yes, quite. But that was the traditional ambush village team. Robert. I'm really not sure the ball can recreate all that.
Robert
Ah, yes. What are they proposing again?
Linda Roberts
Well, a completely new team. Personally, I don't think it'll have the same gravitas.
Robert
But surely it'll be the same people playing. And if they can sort out. Using the village pitch.
Linda Roberts
If they can sort that out.
Robert
What do you mean?
Linda Roberts
I would be very happy to navigate the team through the red tape and the various bureaucratic hurdles and what have you, but I just do not see the logic in setting up an entirely new team.
Robert
But, Lindy, what does it matter who they're playing for?
Linda Roberts
Oh, we've been through this, Robert. It matters to me. Besides, Oliver will never let them use the country park. And I can't think of a single person, not one, who might be able to change his mind.
Robert
No, dear, neither can I.
Pip Archer
This lawnmower's seen better days.
Azra
Yep, it's positively antique. Still works well, though.
Pip Archer
Right, well, you got everything?
Azra
Oh, did you bring the loppers? I think I'll need them.
Pip Archer
Yes, I've got them here.
Azra
Thanks. You've got a pretty big job on
Pip Archer
your hands here, Pip.
Azra
Yeah, it's all a bit wild, hasn't it? Did you meet Carol at our engagement party?
Pip Archer
No, I don't think so.
Azra
She spent the whole night in the corner talking to Gran and Leonard.
Pip Archer
I heard she's a bit of a character.
Azra
She is that.
Miranda
All right.
Brian Aldridge
Well, good luck.
Azra
Hey, didn't you get volunteered to do something for this Easter promise tree thing?
Pip Archer
I sincerely hope not.
Azra
Wow. Lucky you. I've got Mum and Dad to thank for this.
Carol
No junk mail, no cold callers and definitely no religious maniac. Can't you read the sign on the door?
Azra
Yes. Hello, Carol, It's Pip Archer from Brookfield Farm. David and Ruth's daughter.
Miranda
Pip.
Carol
I haven't got my specs on. What do you want?
Azra
I've been sent to help with the garden.
Carol
My garden?
Azra
That's right.
Carol
And who's that?
Azra
Oh, that's Stella, my fiance.
Miranda
Hello, Carol.
Pip Archer
I don't think we met properly.
Carol
Oh, yes, yes, yes, I know who you are.
Lillian
Right.
Azra
Well, what do you think? Do you want me to get started telling Tidy Things Up a bit?
Carol
Why on earth would I want you to do that?
Tony Archer
Henry's been very quiet this morning. Do you think he's okay?
Azra
Yeah, I think so.
Tony Archer
It's hard letting go of livestock like this, especially the first time.
Azra
Oh, Henry's very sensible. I Wouldn't worry about him.
Oliver
Right, here it is. I think everything looks in order. Can you double check, please, Graham Horse?
Azra
I'm sure you've got it all covered.
Miranda
Henry, are you all right?
Tony Archer
This part's not always easy.
Oliver
Yeah, fine. The restaurant gave us a really good price for them, so it's worked out well, I think.
Tony Archer
Yeah, well, sounds great. Where is this place? Birmingham, did you say?
Miranda
Yeah.
Oliver
Posh Balti restaurant. Like to try it one day?
Tony Archer
Definitely. Listen, I know how hard it is letting go of things.
Azra
Animals.
Oliver
The goats were never meant to be pets, Granddad. They were always going slaughter.
Tony Archer
Yes, I know. You're right. So you're okay?
Tom
I'm fine.
Oliver
I just want to get this job done. Me and Khalil are hanging out today. Said I'd be over there this morning.
Tony Archer
Oh, of course. You need to make the most of your Easter holidays, right, Henry?
Azra
This all looks good to me.
Oliver
Great. Thanks, Graham.
Brian Aldridge
Hello, folks.
Tony Archer
Good morning, Tom.
Azra
Hi, Tom.
Tom
Oh, D Day for the goats, is it, Henry?
Tony Archer
Yep.
Tom
Oh, Henry, I've been meaning to ask, are you up for cricket practice next week?
Oliver
Yeah, maybe. I'll just go speak to the driver, give him this back.
Miranda
Sure.
Azra
I'll come with you.
Oliver
Thanks.
Tony Archer
How's the new cricket team going?
Miranda
We'll see.
Tom
We've got Robert on the case now.
Tony Archer
Good man. You know, Henry's done really well with all of this. I'm so impressed.
Tom
Well, not everyone is as sentimental about livestock as you, dad.
Tony Archer
I'm not sentimental.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, yeah? I'm not.
Tom
And what about the Anguses?
Tony Archer
Well, what about them?
Brian Aldridge
Nothing.
Tom
Nothing?
Tony Archer
What's Helen said now? Nothing. I've agreed to let them go, haven't I?
Tom
Yes. Well done.
Tony Archer
Oh, thank you. Try to be a little less patronizing,
Brian Aldridge
if you could, Tom.
Azra
Got lots of good stuff here, Carol.
Carol
What did you expect?
Azra
Are you sure you don't want to keep some of it?
Carol
No. What do I need gardening tools for? Now you take them.
Azra
Sure.
Pip Archer
Thank you.
Azra
Gran said you used to be a prolific grower back in the day.
Carol
Of course. I was a market gardener. My Frisias and croissants were the best in the county. This was before I opened the farm shop, of course.
Azra
And you ran the flour and produce.
Carol
A lifetime ago. Now I'm just one of the needy, according to Alan. Oh, what a perisher that man is. Sending you along to do my gardening. I wasting your time like this.
Azra
Oh, I don't mind. I just think that, you know, seeing as you rent the cottage from us, from Brookfield, it's only fair that we come along and help. That's if want me to.
Carol
Well, I don't want you to. I like my garden the way it is. Wild and beautiful.
Azra
Well, okay then.
Carol
Isn't that what it's all about nowadays? Letting the grass grow?
Azra
Yeah. Yeah, I suppose it is. But you might want a little tidy up. Make it easier for you to get in and out.
Carol
You know, I get so many lovely little birds feeding here. And I've got a resident hedgehog. He lives over there.
Azra
That's sweet. Well, we wouldn't want to disturb him.
Carol
Certainly not.
Azra
Although we could keep a little wild area if you want. I mean, there's some shrubs that could probably benefit from being cut back. And I can tell you've looked after
Miranda
it over the years.
Carol
No, thank you. I want to keep it all exactly as it is.
Ezra
Okay.
Azra
Well, I'll give Stella a call, see if she can come and help me get all the. This stuff packed up. Probably hasn't got too far.
Carol
Hang on, hang on. Maybe some of it could do with a little attention, seeing as you come all the way here.
Azra
Oh, sure.
Carol
And the back needs doing, too. There's a little bench. Would be quite nice to sit out there again.
Azra
Yeah, of course.
Carol
As long as you don't touch anything over there.
Azra
No, no, of course. Don't want to disturb Mr. Hedgehog.
Miranda
Good.
Carol
Well, that's settled then. But I won't be able to keep you company. I've things to do.
Miranda
A job well done, Henry.
Azra
And maybe we'll see about putting the nannies to the back again next week. What do you say?
Robert
Yeah, sure.
Oliver
Nice one, Graham.
Tony Archer
Well done, Henry. This was all your idea. And look how well it's turned out.
Oliver
Yeah, I know. I'm well happy.
Brian Aldridge
Right.
Oliver
Is it okay if I get going now?
Tony Archer
Of course it is. What's the plan for today? With Khalil?
Oliver
Yeah, he's got a new skateboard he wants me to try out with him.
Azra
Wow.
Tom
Sounds gnarly.
Brian Aldridge
Gnarly. Okay, Henry.
Tony Archer
Take care now.
Brian Aldridge
Right.
Azra
I should get over to the Edible Forest, see how Akram's getting on.
Tony Archer
Yeah, me too.
Tom
Oh, dad, wait up. Dad. You know I'm sorry about what I said before. Didn't mean to upset you.
Tony Archer
You haven't upset me.
Tom
No, I just wasn't being very sensitive. I put my foot in it. Natasha thinks I'm a coiled spring at the moment.
Tony Archer
It's fine. Don't worry. And are you a coiled spring?
Tom
Oh, I don't know. Maybe. No offense to her, but I'll be glad when Helen and the boys move out.
Tony Archer
Yeah, I bet.
Tom
I mean, don't get me wrong, we've had quite a few laughs, but I think. I think it's time.
Tony Archer
Well, I can't believe how long you've all put up with each other.
Tom
Yeah, it's been longer than I would have liked.
Tony Archer
It'll be easier when you all get some space.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah. Yeah, I hope so.
Tom
Anyway, I'm sorry about before. I know it's difficult letting go of livestock. I found it hard when I had to get rid of the pigs.
Brian Aldridge
Did you?
Miranda
Yeah, of course.
Tony Archer
I don't know, Tom. The Anguses have just been a part of the farm for over a decade. I know you all think I'm being silly, but I'll miss them. Part of me worries if we're doing the right thing.
Miranda
But we are.
Tom
Business wise. It just doesn't make sense to keep them.
Tony Archer
No, but like I said to Helen, it's not just about that, is it?
Brian Aldridge
Sure.
Tom
But if we want to stay profitable, we have to make these kind of difficult decisions.
Tony Archer
Yes, I know. I've been through all this with your mum.
Tom
So you're not changing your mind, are you?
Tony Archer
Dad, I just think I need a bit of time to get used to the idea.
Tom
Yeah, of course.
Tony Archer
And then when the time's right, I'll contact the auctioneers. Oh, right.
Tom
You'll contact the auctioneers. Yeah, but I think Helen's.
Miranda
What?
Tom
Oh, nothing. No, sorry. I think Helen said she might do it. But it's fine. I understand.
Tony Archer
Dad, once I make that call to the auctioneers, I'll know I'm ready to let them go.
Tom
Okay? Yeah, of course.
Azra
Right. Well, at least you and Anna can have a cup of tea out here next time she comes in.
Carol
Between her pestering me to employ Help.
Linda Roberts
Help.
Carol
Cleaners and carers. I've told her I don't want any of it. I'm not incompetent.
Azra
Well, a lot of people have cleaners.
Carol
Well, I did have a cleaner.
Azra
Did you?
Carol
I got rid of her.
Brian Aldridge
Ah.
Carol
Like I said to Anna, I can do it all myself. I'm perfectly adept.
Azra
Yes, of course you are. I understand exactly what you mean. I much prefer to do a job myself.
Carol
Yes, I can see that. Your gran says you've got a big future ahead of you. Taking over Brookfield Farm. Big responsibility.
Azra
Yeah, well, eventually. I'm looking forward to it. I mean, I'm not looking forward to my parents getting older, but I think, you know, I'm up for the challenge, the possibilities.
Carol
And everyone's supportive of you. Are they what about those brothers of yours?
Azra
Yeah, I mean, I think so. I'm sure Gran's told you. Josh is away at the moment and Ben, well, he's trained as a nurse now, so I guess I was the natural choice. Really feel very lucky.
Carol
Luck's got nothing to do with it. You've proved yourself and worked hard. It's never easy.
Azra
Well, thank you.
Carol
And Stella, Is she going to work at Brookville too?
Azra
We haven't really talked about it, but I hope so eventually.
Carol
Something to think about.
Azra
Yeah, I guess.
Carol
So life is going well for you both?
Azra
Yeah. Yeah, I suppose it is a lot
Carol
to look forward to.
Azra
Yeah, I'd say so. Well, I've probably done enough for now. I'll start clearing up these branches and then I'll get out of your hair. Sure you've got loads to be getting on with.
Carol
Oh, yes. Just a spot of light scuba diving this afternoon.
Miranda
Right.
Carol
I'm glad life is good for you, Pep. You and stuff. Stella, enjoy these moments.
Azra
Yeah, thank you.
Carol
When the dog lies easy. Best you watch the door.
Azra
Cleo never lies easy. She's got tons of energy. Oh, but you didn't mean it like.
Pip Archer
Hello, how's it going?
Carol
Hello, Stella. What do you think?
Pip Archer
Yeah, this is great. Very tidy.
Carol
I've just been hearing all about your excitement. Exciting future together.
Linda Roberts
Ah, great.
Pip Archer
Yeah, it is exciting.
Azra
Everything okay? Yeah, fine.
Pip Archer
Do you want to hand clearing up?
Azra
Oh, yeah, thanks.
Tom
Hey, mom, you got a sec?
Azra
Yeah, sure, Tom, what's up?
Tom
I think we have a problem with dad.
Miranda
Why?
Azra
What is it?
Tom
I think he's having a wobble. About the Anguses? No, we were just talking about, you know, him letting go of them. And he said when he feels ready, he will contact the auctioneers to list them for sale.
Azra
Okay, fair enough.
Tom
But Mum, Helen's already done it.
Miranda
Ah.
Tom
And I didn't have the heart to tell him.
Azra
Oh, I wouldn't worry.
Miranda
Why?
Tom
Why not?
Azra
Oh, he was probably just having a moment. Really? Dad knows the Anguses have to go.
Miranda
We all do.
Azra
The audit was tough, but we've got to keep the farm as clean as possible.
Tom
Will you tell him then?
Azra
Of course.
Tom
Because I don't think he's quite on the same page as everyone else.
Azra
Oh, he'll come round.
Tom
Will he?
Azra
Honestly, Tom, trust me, once dad sees it in black and white, he's going to be absolutely fine about it all.
Tom
Okay, if you say so.
Robert
Nothing like the smell of hay and horses.
Linda Roberts
Far more pleasant than our llama. Although I wouldn't trade Salieri in for
Brian Aldridge
anything of Course not.
Linda Roberts
Pat was telling me that Tony's getting rid of his beloved Anguses.
Carol
Oh, really?
Robert
That'll be a wrench.
Linda Roberts
You're doing a wonderful job there, Robert. Aren't you in fine fetters?
Robert
You're not bad for my age. Am I?
Linda Roberts
I say, and our first evening. Least a promise job ticked off first.
Robert
How many are we doing?
Linda Roberts
Oh, well, I told Alan I'd send pictures of our progress for little Gracie.
Brian Aldridge
Poor little lamb.
Azra
Yeah.
Robert
I hope it's nothing serious.
Linda Roberts
Routine surgery, I think. Her mother said they would keep her in for observation. But anyway, we're glad to help out, especially for those in need. Yes, I. I think I might go and see if I can find Lillian.
Miranda
Okey doke.
Linda Roberts
And oh, before I forget, speaking of being in fine fettle, it's your birthday next week.
Robert
Don't remind me.
Linda Roberts
Any requests?
Robert
Peace, camaraderie and love in Ambridge.
Linda Roberts
Socks it is then. Am I okay to leave you to it?
Robert
Absolutely.
Azra
Ah, hello, Linda.
Brian Aldridge
Robert. How often we see you down here.
Robert
Afternoon, Oliver.
Linda Roberts
We're on an Easter promise trip. Tree mission. Little girl who's in hospital said we'd help the family with mucking out her horse.
Brian Aldridge
Ah, very good of you.
Linda Roberts
Oh, you know, just doing our bit. And how about you, Oliver? Are you doing anything Easter promise wise?
Brian Aldridge
I haven't had a chance to look yet, but I most certainly will.
Linda Roberts
That's the spirit. We must all do what we can now. I'm sorry, you must excuse me. I need to find Villian.
Robert
How's things, Oliver?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, not bad, not bad. Bit creaky, but, you know, keeping on
Robert
as we all do. Oliver, there's something I wanted to ask you far away. It's about the Ambridge village cricket ground.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, yes, what about it?
Robert
There's a new village cricket team in Germination and they're eager to use the home pitch. I wondered if you could clear up all this red tape business.
Brian Aldridge
Red tape business?
Robert
Hmm. Seems there's a lot of frustration as to why they can't simply just use the cricket ground. It's practically the same team, just under different name.
Brian Aldridge
I wasn't aware there were any issues. Really? No. As far as I'm concerned, the cricket ground and pitch is available to everyone.
Robert
So what, there's no bother with the administration, insurance and whatnot?
Brian Aldridge
All easily sorted.
Robert
And there was talk about Ed's sheep.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, Ed said he's happy to move them whenever we need him to.
Miranda
Right.
Robert
So I can tell them they can go ahead with the home fixture?
Brian Aldridge
Absolutely. That's what he's there for.
Robert
Right.
Tony Archer
Okay.
Robert
I. I just didn't think it would be so straightforward.
Brian Aldridge
Well, there's a lot to be said for keeping things simple.
Robert
Well, yes, quite. Thank you. You know, I don't suppose you'd be able to relay all that to Linda, could you?
Brian Aldridge
Of course I will.
Robert
But, you know, maybe don't mention that I was asking. Right. Oh, you know what Linda's like.
Brian Aldridge
What happened to keeping things simple?
Linda Roberts
Ah, Lillian, I've had the most marvelous idea. What do you think about cleaning up the bus shelter on the village green?
Azra
I'm sorry?
Lillian
The bus shelter?
Linda Roberts
Yes, as part of the Easter Promises Project. Have you heard about it? You see, it's a neat little church.
Lillian
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard all about it from Hilary Noakes. But, darling, like I said to her, I just don't think I can spare the time, really.
Carol
It should.
Lillian
Truly, Linda, I really am run off my feet most days.
Linda Roberts
Oh, how tiring for you.
Miranda
Yes, it is rather.
Lillian
Now, darling, are you okay? I heard you were still feeling rather raw about the cricket.
Linda Roberts
Raw? Who have you been talking to? Tom.
Azra
Tom?
Lillian
No, darling, I just heard you were pleading for people to come back to the Anbridge team.
Linda Roberts
I was hardly pleading, really. I was merely reminding people of the great history and heritage our village cricket club and how it must be protected, not thrown away in favor of a pub team.
Lillian
And what's wrong with a pub team?
Linda Roberts
Well, nothing per se. But it just wouldn't be befitting, would it? I mean, for somewhere like Ambridge.
Lillian
Right.
Linda Roberts
If you see what I mean.
Lillian
Well, I don't, really. But if people want to move on, start afresh, we must let them, don't you think?
Linda Roberts
Ah, but for a pub team, you would say that, wouldn't you?
Lillian
Oh, look, there is Miranda. Look, I'm terribly sorry, Linda. I mustache. You'll have to excuse me.
Miranda
Of course.
Lillian
As I said, I am very, very busy. Miranda, how lovely to see you.
Azra
Hello, Lillian.
Lillian
Oh, thank goodness. You've saved me from Linda. Oh, you're going on a hack.
Miranda
Yes.
Lillian
Have you had. Justin's on the point of clinching a deal on his BL shares, and he thinks there's another investor sniffing round. Good news all round, I'd say.
Miranda
Yes, I suppose so.
Lillian
Is everything all right?
Miranda
Hasn't he told you?
Azra
Who?
Brian Aldridge
Ryan.
Lillian
Told me what?
Miranda
He won't move into the farmhouse with me.
Lillian
Really?
Miranda
So he says.
Azra
Well, I'm very surprised.
Lillian
Why ever not?
Miranda
I'm not entirely sure.
Lillian
Well, surely he'll change his mind.
Miranda
I don't know.
Brian Aldridge
Probably not.
Lillian
What on earth's made him come to that decision?
Miranda
Rory, apparently.
Linda Roberts
Rory?
Miranda
Yes, he's worried about him. Says he needs to stay at Blossom Hill with him.
Linda Roberts
Right.
Miranda
Oh, Lillian, it's a complete mess. I don't know what to do. I'm trying to distract myself by going on a hack.
Lillian
Oh, darling, look, would it help if you had some company?
Miranda
I don't think that'll be much fun.
Lillian
It might help to talk.
Miranda
Well, ok, yes, but only if you've got the time.
Lillian
Yes, yes, yes, I've got a quiet afternoon. Look, just don't let Linda see me.
Miranda
Well, then, that would be nice. Thank you.
Lillian
Right, well, it won't be a minute. I'll just tack up.
Brian Aldridge
Linda. I'm not sure tidying up the village green would be good for the old bat or the equally ancient knees.
Linda Roberts
Oh, come now, Oliver. We're only as old as we feel.
Brian Aldridge
Anything else I can do less physically demanding.
Robert
Oh, I'm sure there is.
Linda Roberts
How about something with young people?
Brian Aldridge
Er, well, I. I could perhaps help them with some reading sessions or something.
Linda Roberts
That's a lovely idea.
Brian Aldridge
Ok, I'll think about it.
Linda Roberts
Right. I'll let Alan know.
Brian Aldridge
Anyway, before I saddle up. Duke, there's something I've been meaning to say. Talk to you about.
Linda Roberts
Oh, yes, I'm all ears.
Brian Aldridge
I've heard that there's been some misinformation floating around the village.
Linda Roberts
Misinformation? What do you mean by misinformation?
Robert
I think it just means confusion.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, yes, yes, confusion.
Linda Roberts
Confusion around what?
Brian Aldridge
The average cricket ground?
Linda Roberts
Yes, And?
Brian Aldridge
And, well, I'm happy to confirm that the cricket pitch is most definitely open to anyone. I hear this. Starting a new PUP team.
Linda Roberts
Right.
Robert
Oh, now, well, that's great news, isn't it, Linda?
Linda Roberts
I suppose so.
Brian Aldridge
So there it is. Now, I. I must be getting on.
Linda Roberts
Oliver, what exactly do you mean when you say misinformation?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, you know, just that there might be some confusion as to what the terms were regarding its use.
Linda Roberts
Confusion? Confusion from whom? Who have you been talking to?
Robert
Oh, no one.
Brian Aldridge
No one in particular. But I just wanted to. There are absolutely no red tape issues.
Linda Roberts
Red tape issues?
Robert
Well, thank you, Oliver. That's wonderful news.
Brian Aldridge
Not a problem. Now, I must get back to Juice. You'll be desperate to get up for some exercise.
Robert
Yes, of course. Thanks, Oliver. I'll just. I'll come with you.
Brian Aldridge
Put this away.
Miranda
What do you think, Lillian? Can you shed any light? Be brutal.
Lillian
Well, the only thing I can think of is what I've said to you before. Brian might not realize it, but there's a lot tied up in that house, you know, with Jenny, and I'm not sure he can cope with that.
Miranda
I know, but we talked through all that so many times.
Lillian
Yeah, I'm sure you did. But, you know, maybe Brian himself didn't even realize till it was actually going to be a reality.
Miranda
Yeah.
Lillian
You know, Mark.
Azra
Never go back.
Miranda
You know, I was so wrapped up in the idea of having a big, beautiful house, having friends and family around to enjoy it. Me and Brian together. Maybe I'd been naively thinking this was the right thing to do, that I was doing him a favor, finally reuniting home farmland with the house. But maybe I was wrong. Very, very wrong.
Lillian
No, Miranda, you weren't wrong.
Miranda
Can't help feeling I've made a terrible mistake.
Lillian
Oh. Oh, dear me. That's Oliver. Having trouble with you?
Miranda
Yes. Is he okay, do you think?
Lillian
Well, he's managed to stay on. Look, I. I better go check. It's turned you around.
Azra
Now get on.
Lillian
Oliver. Hold on. We're coming.
Linda Roberts
After everything I've done for that cricket team and all they do is make up malicious rumors behind my back.
Robert
Bust me my shoes, will you, Lindy? I don't think anyone's been doing that.
Linda Roberts
But what about Oliver saying misinformation? What did he mean by that? Sounds as if he's saying I'm purposefully spreading lies and being deceitful.
Robert
He didn't say anything about you, Linda.
Linda Roberts
All I was doing was simply outlining the practicalities.
Robert
Oliver was talking about something he'd obviously heard on the village grapevine.
Linda Roberts
Yes, but from whom?
Robert
I really don't think this is what you should be focusing on. It's good news. Oliver said the new team can use the Ambridge pitch. Isn't that a relief? I mean, it would have been ridiculous for them to have to play every match at an away ground. Especially when we have such a beautiful village pitch right here in Hambridge.
Azra
No.
Linda Roberts
If only it were that s simple.
Robert
But, Linda, it is.
Miranda
No, no, Robert.
Linda Roberts
Someone is trying to meddle in all this, painting me as the villain. And I, for one, am determined to find out who.
Lillian
Three coffees. The Irish way. I think we all need it.
Brian Aldridge
Thanks, Lillian.
Miranda
Thank you.
Brian Aldridge
I should have realized when Duke stopped suddenly like that. Should have known he was going to rear. But it was so unlikely that.
Azra
Oh, poor Duke.
Brian Aldridge
Must have been a rabbit or something.
Lillian
Probably.
Brian Aldridge
You know, I. I wasn't sure about coming out this afternoon.
Lillian
Really?
Brian Aldridge
Well, you know how it is. Feeling a bit rusty. So I was being A bit more careful than usual. I think a horse can sense it when a mount's not right.
Lillian
It happens to the best of us, Oliver. Best thing to do is just to kick on. Don't you think, Miranda?
Miranda
Absolutely.
Brian Aldridge
Well, I'm beginning to question if it is.
Azra
Really?
Brian Aldridge
Yes.
Lillian
Oh, don't say that. You'll never give up, Oliver. Riding and horses, they're in your veins.
Brian Aldridge
Perhaps. But I was wondering when something like this might happen.
Lillian
Oh, nonsense, darling. It's just a little blip.
Brian Aldridge
Maybe. But I can't keep doing this forever.
Lillian
We all have little mishaps from time to time, don't we, Miranda? I'm sure you feel the same.
Miranda
Sorry?
Natasha
You know.
Lillian
Mishaps? Riding.
Azra
Oh.
Miranda
Oh, yes, yes.
Lillian
Don't let it get you down.
Brian Aldridge
But I do feel it's important to know when to give up on something.
Lillian
Well, I'm sorry, but I have to disagree. Miranda, please back me up here.
Miranda
Oh, I don't know, Lillian. If Oliver thinks it's time, there's not a lot we can say to change his mind.
Azra
Yes.
Brian Aldridge
Well, you're right, I'm sorry to say. Sometimes we just have to face up to the facts. We have to give up on the things we love before we really get.
Carol
Get heard.
Brian Aldridge
Even if we don't want to.
Miranda
Yes, I know just what you mean.
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Ezra
Thanks for taking the time to do this.
Azra
It's okay, Ezra.
Ezra
I know it's the end of a long day.
Natasha
A cup of tea and some adult chat is always welcome in my book.
Ezra
So, as I said, this is part of the surgery's mental health initiative.
Azra
Okay.
Ezra
So at this point, I'm just gathering views, opinions. Please don't worry about saying anything you think is irrelevant. It's all valuable.
Natasha
Yeah, I mean, people aren't so ready to talk about mental health challenges, are they? I think around here, everyone's got so much to do, we just get on with things. And I do think it's the men that often find it difficult to open up.
Azra
You know, Tony's having a hard time letting go of his Angus hurt.
Natasha
Oh, really?
Azra
Yeah, they're one of the casualties of our audit, I'm afraid.
Ezra
Oh, that's such a shame.
Azra
No, no, it's the right thing to do. It's just, you know, it's hard for him.
Carol
I can imagine.
Azra
I think it is time of life. It's. It's difficult to start letting go of things. Things that have made him happy.
Miranda
Yeah.
Azra
I'm not saying it's a mental health issue.
Robert
It's.
Azra
It's just the ups and downs of farming life, I guess. Having to change, be adaptable.
Tom
Well, sorry, Mum. Her girls have made a den in the living room. It's all a bit of a mess now, but I'll tidy it before we go.
Natasha
So what are they doing now?
Tom
Watching telly.
Natasha
More screen time.
Tom
What are you gonna do? Hi, Ezra.
Linda Roberts
Hide some?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, yes, please.
Natasha
Now that you're here, Tom, have you got any nuggets of wisdom?
Ezra
Yeah, ideas about how we can help people deal with mental health issues. It's an Initiative we're running at the surgery.
Tom
I don't know, just tell them to suck it up, I guess.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, Tom. What?
Tom
Life is rubbish sometimes and you just have to deal with it.
Natasha
Well, that's not very sympathetic.
Ezra
No, no, Natasha, I appreciate Tom's comments. As I said, everything's useful. Everyone's opinions are valid.
Natasha
Right.
Tony Archer
Oh, good, you're all here. Can someone please tell me why there's an advert listing the dispersal sale of organic angus cattle from Mr. Tony Archer Bridge Farm?
Azra
I'm sorry, Tony, we're just talking to Azrah.
Ezra
Hi, Tony.
Tony Archer
I mean, how has this happened? When I only spoke to you the other day, Tom, and said I would call the auctioneer when the time was right.
Tom
Yeah, dad, about that.
Tony Archer
It says here that is happening in a few weeks. I mean, what's going on? Is someone playing an April Fool's joke?
Azra
Turn it up. Would you please sit down?
Tony Archer
No, I don't want to sit down. Thank you.
Azra
Yes, I think you should.
Natasha
And maybe a biscuit.
Azra
Stella. Stella, can you come here, please? Oh, steamy in here.
Pip Archer
Show over a window. You always have the shower on so hot. I don't know how you can stand it.
Azra
Stella, I need you to have a look at something. What?
Pip Archer
What is it?
Azra
Might be nothing, but I think I can feel something. Just here.
Pip Archer
Right. Okay.
Azra
Can you.
Miranda
Can.
Azra
Can you see if you can feel what I think I can feel?
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Azra
Okay.
Pip Archer
I'm sorry, my hands are going to be a little bit cold.
Azra
It's okay.
Brian Aldridge
Just.
Azra
It's here. Sort of like a lump.
Pip Archer
We're here.
Miranda
Yeah.
Azra
What do you think?
Pip Archer
Not quite sure, really.
Azra
So you can't feel anything?
Pip Archer
I don't know. I just can't. I mean, I don't think so.
Azra
Okay, good. I mean, I thought I felt something. I'm right here. Yeah, yeah, right. Right here. This is it. Give me your hand.
Miranda
Can you feel it
Pip Archer
all right? Yeah, Yeah, I can.
Miranda
Right, right.
Azra
Okay. Yeah, I thought so.
Pip Archer
I mean, it's. It's quite small, isn't it?
Azra
It's definitely something.
Pip Archer
Yeah, maybe.
Azra
Okay, so I'll. I'll call the doctors tomorrow. They'll probably be closed now.
Pip Archer
Okay.
Azra
Is Rosie still having her tea?
Pip Archer
Yeah, she's just finishing up.
Azra
Okay, well, let's just. Just keep things normal. Get Rosie to bed. Yeah? I don't want her knowing.
Pip Archer
Yeah, of course.
Azra
Don't say anything in front of her.
Pip Archer
No, no, no. Sure.
Azra
Okay, so I'll just get dressed.
Tony Archer
Would someone please tell me how this has happened without me even knowing?
Azra
Well, you did know, Tony.
Tony Archer
Did I?
Ezra
You know, I think I'm gonna get going. I'll just see how Akram's getting on, if he's finished.
Azra
Oh, no, no, you don't need to go as well.
Ezra
It's okay.
Miranda
Thanks.
Ezra
It's has been really useful.
Natasha
Of course. Thanks, Azra.
Ezra
No problem. Please don't get up. I'm just gonna get my stuff together.
Tom
See, the thing is, dad, Helen listed them last week.
Azra
Last week?
Linda Roberts
Yeah.
Tom
You did have a conversation with her, didn't you? When you said you were okay with letting them go?
Tony Archer
Yeah, I did. But I didn't expect her to get straight onto the auctioneers like this. I need at least a few weeks. Great.
Pip Archer
Hi, everyone.
Azra
Hi, Azra.
Tom
But what?
Tony Archer
Why didn't you tell me when we talked about it?
Tom
I don't know, I just. I just couldn't. I thought you'd be upset. And then I spoke to Mum and I thought she would tell you.
Azra
Tony, it's not Tom's fault. It's not anyone's fault. You agreed for the sale to go ahead. We all knew that. And Helen's just being efficient. You can't blame her for that.
Natasha
Maybe it's better this way, eh, Tony? Like ripping off a plaster.
Tony Archer
Well, it would have been nice to have been warned.
Azra
But you knew it was gonna happen, love.
Tony Archer
Yes, but not. Not so soon.
Azra
Oh, Tony, please don't be like that.
Pip Archer
Everything all right, Rosie? Sleep.
Azra
She's still reading, but yeah, yeah, we were just doing her phonics homework. A little tricky this week.
Pip Archer
Yeah, Dan will be ready in 10. It's just in the oven.
Miranda
Lovely, thanks.
Azra
I think I need a glass of wine.
Pip Archer
Already poured you one.
Azra
Oh, thanks, Pip.
Pip Archer
You okay?
Azra
Yeah, fine.
Pip Archer
I can take Rosie to school tomorrow if you want.
Azra
No, it's okay. I can take her.
Pip Archer
That's fine. I don't mind.
Azra
You don't have to. I can do it.
Pip Archer
But you might have an appointment. Yeah, you know, it's most likely nothing. I've been looking on my phone. There's lots of other things it could be.
Azra
I know, but you know about my mum.
Pip Archer
Yeah, of course.
Azra
She was a similar age.
Pip Archer
Do you want me to call Razra? I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't mind.
Azra
What, now?
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Azra
No.
Miranda
Why?
Pip Archer
I don't know. She might be able to reassure you.
Azra
She won't be able to say anything until she's actually examined me.
Pip Archer
Yeah, sure, sure. Ignore me.
Azra
Plus, she won't want the whole village calling her about every lump and bump.
Pip Archer
No, no, no. Being silly.
Azra
I'll call the doctors, first thing. They'll give me an appointment.
Pip Archer
Yeah, they will. Make sure you say it's urgent, though.
Azra
Yeah.
Pip Archer
You'll be okay?
Azra
Yeah, I'll be okay.
Tony Archer
I don't know why you didn't just tell me.
Azra
I honestly forgot, Tony.
Tony Archer
Did you really?
Azra
Of course. I think I wanted a scene like that in front of Azra.
Tony Archer
Was I awful?
Robert
You were a bit.
Tony Archer
Poor Ezra. Had I better apologize, I would at some point. Oh, dear. What must she think of me?
Azra
Ah, she's seen it all before. It was kind of ironic that we were talking about men not being able to talk about their feelings. No, you're just coming to terms with letting go.
Tony Archer
Oh, you make it sound so dramatic.
Azra
You were the one who made it dramatic.
Tony Archer
Well, I didn't mean to.
Azra
Well, it's a big deal.
Tony Archer
For you it is.
Azra
And I imagine you're feeling a bit out of control.
Tony Archer
Too right I am.
Azra
Look, it's not like you've never been through this before. I seem to remember you were exactly the same when we wound up our first day.
Tony Archer
Yes, but then I got the Anguses, didn't I?
Azra
And they've been your pride and joy. And you've got a lot out of them over the years.
Tony Archer
I have.
Azra
But you will find something else.
Tony Archer
Will I?
Azra
And it's in good hands. The farm, if that's what you're worried about.
Tony Archer
I know that. And I'm not worried.
Azra
Helen's got loads of ideas. Things are looking bright.
Tony Archer
I know, I know.
Azra
Change is inevitable. Radical vision. It's what we're known for.
Tony Archer
Yes. Yes, And I'm up for it.
Azra
Of course you are. Now, listen, I know I forgot to tell you that tiny detail about the auctioneers, but. Look, it doesn't mean I wasn't thinking about you. Here.
Tony Archer
What's this?
Azra
A little memento of your favourite animals. So you never have to really let them go.
Tony Archer
That anger's heard for my model railway. Oh, thank you, Pat.
Miranda
Now do you forgive me?
Tony Archer
Oh.
Brian Aldridge
All right.
Azra
Mmm.
Pip Archer
There's more if you want it.
Lillian
Thanks.
Azra
No, I'm okay. Sorry. It was lovely.
Pip Archer
You don't have to say that. It was Underwood's finest.
Azra
So, do you want to watch something?
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Azra
Okay.
Pip Archer
Something funny. And I'll try not to fall asleep.
Azra
Yeah, all right.
Pip Archer
Okay. I'll just clear this lot up, then.
Azra
Mum was only 32 when she got it. Breast cancer?
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Azra
I mean, I. I don't really remember. I was, like, seven.
Pip Archer
You were very young.
Azra
Same age as Rosie.
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Lillian
And.
Pip Archer
And does she talk about it much now?
Robert
No.
Azra
No, she doesn't. I guess you wouldn't. But I. I wonder how it affected her. You know, like going through something like that.
Pip Archer
Yeah.
Azra
I mean, it must have been awful for her and dad. They had had two children to care for and to keep the farm going.
Pip Archer
And so she had been after. Yeah, but she. Well, now, though.
Natasha
Fit as a fiddle.
Miranda
Your mum?
Azra
Oh, yes. She's great. Do you.
Pip Archer
Do you know if it's hereditary?
Azra
I don't. We haven't spoken about that. Strange, really. We probably should have.
Pip Archer
Well, it's not the kind of thing you want to bring up, is it?
Azra
Oh, yeah. But I do check every month. I've got a little reminder in my phone.
Pip Archer
Really? I didn't know. Yeah. You know, it doesn't automatically mean that's what it is.
Azra
I hope not.
Pip Archer
Try not to jump to any conclusions. It could be any number of things.
Miranda
Yeah,
Azra
what if it is?
Pip Archer
Then you'll get through it. We all get through it.
Azra
Just worry about Rosie. Like seeing me like that and seeing me ill and seeing when it was your mum.
Pip Archer
You got through it. Kids are resilient. And medicine's far more advanced now.
Azra
Yeah, I know.
Pip Archer
I know it's hard not to worry, but you can't. Not until you know what it is.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Pip Archer
You just need to see Azra.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Azra
Yeah, I know.
Pip Archer
And if it is something, then we'll just get through it.
Azra
Yeah. So, nothing else we can do?
Brian Aldridge
Morning, Miranda.
Miranda
Oliver.
Brian Aldridge
Good ride?
Miranda
Oh, it's blown the cobwebs away at least, hasn't it, lads?
Brian Aldridge
Splendid, Dorothy. I'm quite up to it today after my near miss.
Miranda
Yes. How are you? Are you okay?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, fine, fine. You know, feeling less sprightly these days, but what can you do?
Miranda
Yeah, me too. My hips get very grumpy. Can't do without a mounting block these days.
Brian Aldridge
Fair enough. Thank you. The other day.
Miranda
Oh, not at all. I don't think I was much help anyway.
Brian Aldridge
Well, it was just nice that you and Lillian were there.
Miranda
I'm sorry if I was a bit glum.
Brian Aldridge
You were fine.
Robert
Why?
Brian Aldridge
Is everything okay?
Miranda
No, it is nothing. Nothing. What are you up to today?
Brian Aldridge
Thought I'd have a trip talk with Alice. I'm trying to figure out what to do about Duke and me. I think we're both nearing our retirement.
Miranda
Oh, no, don't say that.
Brian Aldridge
It's true. It's about time I face facts.
Miranda
I'm so sorry. I could have been a bit more upbeat the other day.
Brian Aldridge
Miranda, is there something bothering you?
Miranda
Well, yes, but it's. It's a sort of long and complicated story.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, I like the. Now you've whetted my appetite. You're going to have to tell me.
Pip Archer
Pip. I can't find Rose's PE trainer. She said they're in the shoe cupboard, but they're not. Have you got any idea where they are?
Azra
Well, have you tried by the door? She usually just kicks them off there.
Pip Archer
Yeah, of course. Oh, any luck with the doctors?
Azra
They've squeezed me in and I've got an appointment this morning.
Pip Archer
Ah, that's fantastic.
Ezra
With Azra?
Miranda
Yeah.
Carol
Oh, good.
Azra
All right.
Pip Archer
Well, that's a relief.
Azra
Yeah, it'll be fine.
Natasha
Good.
Pip Archer
Great. Are you sure you're going to be all right?
Azra
Have you done Rosie's snack? And her water bottle?
Pip Archer
Oh, no. Where is her water bottle?
Azra
By the sink. I'll do it.
Pip Archer
And snack. What about. What about one of those little cookie bags?
Azra
No, no, they're only allowed fruit now.
Pip Archer
Oh, since when?
Carol
Last term.
Azra
I'll grab her an apple.
Pip Archer
Well, I can do that. Let me do that. Does she want to cut up?
Azra
It's fine. You get her trainers.
Pip Archer
Oh, yeah, yeah, trainers. Trainers. Pip. Do you want me to come with you? What? Do you want me to come with you to the doctors?
Azra
No, no, thanks, but it's fine. I'll be fine.
Pip Archer
Are you sure?
Azra
Yeah, of course.
Pip Archer
Because I can call work and just say I'm going to be late. They'll understand.
Azra
Honestly, there's no point. I'll be absolutely fine. I'll call you as soon as I'm out.
Brian Aldridge
Well, I think it's a terrible way to treat you, to treat anyone.
Miranda
I feel as though I'm having to completely rethink my life.
Brian Aldridge
I can imagine.
Miranda
And, you know, Brian got so angry when I tried to call Rory. I've never really seen him like that before.
Brian Aldridge
Really? How strange.
Miranda
I just don't know what's going on. And Lillian seems to think it's to do with Jennifer.
Brian Aldridge
Somehow.
Miranda
He hadn't realized what an effect everything would have on him. Moving back to the house with all the memories and what have you.
Brian Aldridge
See? But surely he'd thought about all that.
Miranda
He said so, but I don't believe anything, not now. I mean, I. I know he loved her dearly, Jennifer, but we move on, don't we?
Brian Aldridge
Yes, well, it didn't stop him treating her badly either.
Miranda
What do you mean?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, well, you know, his. His indiscretions.
Miranda
Indiscretions?
Robert
Like what?
Miranda
I mean, I know about Siobhan, but who else?
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, well, that's what I mean. The affair. And obviously Rory.
Miranda
Yes, but you said indiscretions.
Robert
Plural.
Brian Aldridge
Did I?
Miranda
Was there more than one when he was married to Jennifer?
Brian Aldridge
I'm not entirely sure, really.
Miranda
Oliver, you know him well, very well, don't you?
Brian Aldridge
Well, yes. We go back a long way.
Miranda
So, what else do you know?
Brian Aldridge
Nothing, really. Nothing at all.
Miranda
Yes, but I think you do. I think there's more to it than Siobhan.
Brian Aldridge
No, no, I mean, I just. Well, he made some bad decisions in his time.
Miranda
So there was more than one?
Brian Aldridge
Now, listen, I. I'm very fond of Brown, but I think it's well known he's not the most reliable. And it comes to relationships.
Miranda
I know, and it's always been at the back of my mind. But you'd think at our age.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, quite so.
Miranda
Oliver, do you know something? Please tell me.
Brian Aldridge
Okay, okay. But this really was a very long time ago.
Miranda
Tell me.
Brian Aldridge
And I've never forgotten it.
Miranda
Who?
Brian Aldridge
Brown and Caroline.
Miranda
You're Caroline? I had no idea.
Azra
Well, it's nice and warm in here.
Miranda
Good.
Ezra
It's not too warm, is it?
Azra
No, no, it's fine.
Ezra
Akram says I like to live in sauna temperatures.
Azra
Well, me too.
Ezra
So, what can I help you with today?
Azra
Ah, well, I think I found a lump in my breast.
Ezra
Okay. Can you tell me more about it?
Azra
I found it last night after I showered. It's quite small. It's just here.
Carol
Right.
Ezra
And is it sore?
Azra
No, no.
Ezra
And when was your last period?
Azra
I finished a week or so ago, I think.
Ezra
Right. Have you ever had any problems, like issues with your breasts before?
Azra
No, no, never.
Ezra
Anyone that you know of in the family had breast or ovarian cancer?
Azra
Yes, my mum had breast cancer. She was about my age.
Ezra
Right, so you're otherwise. Well, you're eating and drinking, you haven't lost any weight?
Azra
No, I'm fine.
Ezra
Are you taking contraception?
Azra
No.
Ezra
Okay, so if it's alright with you, I'm going to need to examine you. Would you like a chaperone to be in here whilst I do that?
Azra
No, no, it's okay.
Ezra
I'll just talk you through what's going to happen. So you'll need to remove the top half of your clothes. Then I'll check the back breast without the lump first so I can compare. I'll check both armpits and then the breast, and then you can show me where you think the lump is. Does that sound okay?
Azra
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. That sounds fine.
Miranda
Okay, good.
Ezra
So if you're ready, I'll just draw the curtain now.
Azra
Yeah. Thank you.
Ezra
Try not to worry, Pip.
Miranda
Caroline.
Brian Aldridge
Well, it isn't common knowledge.
Miranda
And it was before you and she got together.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, thankfully.
Miranda
And I wonder how many others there were, too.
Brian Aldridge
I didn't mean to put even more doubt in your mind. It was a long, long time ago.
Miranda
Yes, but it wasn't like he was in his 20s. He had a family. If he can do it then, he could do it now.
Brian Aldridge
Well, it might not be that at
Miranda
all, but we don't know. That's the point.
Brian Aldridge
Lillian could be right. Maybe the past creeping up on him. Or it could be any number of. I honestly don't think Brown has it in him to have more affairs. And from what I've seen, you two are very happy together.
Miranda
We were very happy together.
Brian Aldridge
I feel I've thrown a spanner in the works. And I sincerely didn't mean to.
Miranda
Well, I'm glad you did. I need to know everything, warts and all.
Brian Aldridge
Well, we've all got pasts, Miranda.
Miranda
Yeah, some more checkered than others.
Brian Aldridge
You will get over this. And I know it's a shock, but it's amazing what we survive, how we recover.
Miranda
Oh, I'm so sorry, Oliver. What must you think of me blathering on like this?
Brian Aldridge
No, you're not. It's fine.
Miranda
It's not like I've lost anyone. What happened to you, I. I can't imagine. It must have been a terrible shock, losing Caroline like that.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, it was.
Miranda
And this was in Italy, wasn't it?
Brian Aldridge
Yes. Yes, we had a beautiful. She loved it there. It would have been her 71st birthday tomorrow.
Linda Roberts
Really?
Miranda
Do you do anything to market?
Brian Aldridge
I usually raise a glass on my own. Caroline's favorite.
Miranda
Well, how about you and I do that together tomorrow? Raise a glass to Caroline.
Brian Aldridge
That would be normal.
Miranda
And how about lunch?
Brian Aldridge
Well, that would be lovely.
Miranda
Well, there then. That settled as a thank you and an apology.
Brian Aldridge
For what?
Miranda
For mining you for information like that. I'm so sorry.
Brian Aldridge
Well, as long as you don't tell Brian I told you.
Miranda
Why would I do that? We're not even talking.
Brian Aldridge
Well, you never know. You might kiss and make up.
Miranda
We'll see.
Brian Aldridge
And all this will be water under the bridge.
Azra
Maybe.
Brian Aldridge
He may have a perfectly good explanation and he's just working up the courage to tell you.
Miranda
Well, he needs to get a move on, because I am beginning to build up an interesting picture. I'm finally beginning to see who the real Brian Aldridge is.
Ezra
Okay, Pip?
Azra
Yes, all good.
Pip Archer
Okay.
Ezra
Have a seat. And I'll tell you what I think is Going on and what we should do.
Azra
Yes, please.
Ezra
So, as I said, I could certainly feel something.
Azra
Yes. And what do you think?
Ezra
It's small, but it doesn't feel concerning. And it's almost certainly nothing to worry about. A harmless lump like a fibroadenoma or a cyst, lumps in the breast tissue can come and go, but I think considering your age and family history, it's understandable you'd be concerned. So I will refer you to the breast clinic.
Azra
Right. Okay.
Ezra
I'll do an urgent referral now and hopefully you'll be seen in a couple of weeks or it might be slightly longer.
Azra
And what will happen at the clinic?
Ezra
So you'll have a scan and depending on what they find, they might do other tests and you'll see a specialist so they can work out what it is they're dealing with.
Brian Aldridge
Right.
Ezra
Does it sound okay?
Azra
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
Ezra
So are you happy for me to go ahead with the referral?
Azra
Oh, yes, thanks.
Ezra
Okay, I'll do that for you.
Lillian
Right.
Miranda
Now, was there.
Ezra
Was there anything else?
Azra
No, no, no, I don't think so.
Miranda
Thanks, Pip.
Ezra
Is there anyone you can have a cup of tea with now?
Miranda
Just go and talk to?
Azra
I don't think so. Stella has gone to work. I haven't told anyone else.
Ezra
What about your mum? You haven't spoken to Ruth about this yet?
Azra
No, no, not yet. I don't want to worry her.
Ezra
It might be helpful, just while you're waiting for the next appointment.
Azra
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
Ezra
Have a think about it.
Azra
Well, I will. Thanks, Azra.
Ezra
No problem. And. And try not to worry until we know what's what.
Azra
Yeah, thanks. Bye, Azra. Take care, Pip. Stella.
Pip Archer
How'd it go?
Azra
Yeah, I've just come out.
Pip Archer
How was it?
Azra
Yeah, she. She said she could feel it and she's referred me to the breast clinic.
Pip Archer
Right. Did she say what she thought it might be?
Azra
She said it's probably a cyst or something.
Tony Archer
Ah.
Pip Archer
Oh, that's great. So why she referred you?
Azra
Well, she just said that considering my age and what with Mum and that it'd be wise to get. See a specialist, get checked out.
Pip Archer
Good, good. Okay. And how long?
Azra
A couple of weeks. All been well.
Pip Archer
Right. Okay. Well, I just thought I'd check in.
Lillian
Yeah, thanks.
Pip Archer
I'm sorry I'm not there.
Azra
It's okay. Azra asked if I had anyone to have a cup of tea with, to talk to.
Pip Archer
Oh, that's nice of her. I told you I could have come with you.
Azra
Oh, it's fine. She. She wondered if I should speak to my mum.
Pip Archer
Azra did.
Azra
Yeah.
Pip Archer
Might be a good idea, you know, just.
Azra
I didn't want to worry her.
Pip Archer
Yeah, but she might feel a bit. Bit sad if you didn't. Yeah, maybe see how you feel and then decide.
Azra
I just don't want to stir things up, you know.
Pip Archer
You won't be stirring things up.
Azra
Too painful for her.
Pip Archer
I'm sure she'll be more concerned about you, Pip.
Azra
Yeah, I know.
Pip Archer
I'd maybe speak to her as was right.
Azra
Oh, yeah, maybe I will.
Miranda
We did well to get a table. I'd forgotten it was Good Friday. I don't know where I am at the moment.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, aren't we lucky? More wine, Miranda?
Miranda
Oh, why not?
Azra
Thank you. Hello, you two.
Lillian
Are you finished? How was the lamb, Oliver?
Brian Aldridge
Perfectly cooked. Please send my compliments to Fallon.
Lillian
Yes, I will, of course. Miranda. You fit?
Miranda
Oh, wonderful. Thank you, Lillian.
Lillian
I'm sorry I couldn't stop earlier. We're very busy today.
Brian Aldridge
Back holiday rush, eh?
Pip Archer
You know how it is.
Lillian
How are you doing, darling?
Miranda
Better, thank you.
Lillian
Oh, good.
Miranda
I'm so glad this delicious wine is helping.
Brian Aldridge
Terrible business with Brad.
Lillian
Yes.
Brian Aldridge
I can't understand why he thinks he could treat people that way.
Lillian
Well, yes, it has been a rather unfrequent, but I don't think he meant to be malicious.
Brian Aldridge
That's half the problem. He doesn't think before he acts.
Lillian
Yes, well, I mean, he does have a lot on his plate at the moment. Would you like some desserts? Specials are on the board there. I'll just take these away.
Azra
Oh, hello, Brian.
Brian Aldridge
Hi, Lily. Miranda.
Robert
Oliver.
Miranda
Hello, Brian. What are you doing here?
Brian Aldridge
May I join you? That's up to Miranda.
Miranda
I told Brian I was having lunch here. I didn't expect him to turn up.
Brian Aldridge
Well, may I?
Miranda
If you can find a chair,
Tony Archer
Please.
Robert
Tell me this is our last Easter promise task. Now, Lindy.
Linda Roberts
What?
Robert
Is this the last one?
Linda Roberts
Oh, perhaps. Oh, it's looking so much better now, Robert.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah.
Robert
Shame about the graffiti, though.
Linda Roberts
Yes. Yes. We'll have to come back with something stronger to get that off.
Robert
Well, not today, surely.
Linda Roberts
Why? You tired, dear?
Miranda
Bit.
Robert
We should have had a little sit down after the walk of witness.
Linda Roberts
Yes, you're right. I'm sorry. How about we go for a drink at the ball straight after this?
Brian Aldridge
Good idea.
Linda Roberts
You know, this whole green could do with a recession. It's looking a little patchy.
Robert
Don't look at me. That's a huge job.
Linda Roberts
No, no, of course I wasn't suggesting you do it.
Robert
You know, I was thinking the wicket at the cricket ground could probably use a bit of reseeding too.
Linda Roberts
Why? I doubt anyone will be playing on it. Do you know, I still feel very put out by all this cricket business. Tom making out I was being difficult and. And then Lillian suggesting I was begging people to play for Ambridge. And then all this disinformation talk.
Robert
Disinformation?
Linda Roberts
Yes. What Oliver said.
Robert
I thought Oliver said misinformation.
Linda Roberts
Yes, well, one or the other.
Robert
Oh, there is a difference.
Azra
Is there?
Linda Roberts
Well, tomato, tomato. Someone is implying that I'm spreading lies.
Robert
Lindy, please don't be angry, but I do have something to tell you.
Brian Aldridge
What?
Robert
I fear you're not going to like it.
Linda Roberts
What? What is it? Robert?
Robert
I've spoken to Oliver and I've managed to negotiate the new ball team using the cricket ground.
Miranda
You have?
Brian Aldridge
Yes.
Robert
But to be fair to him, it didn't take much negotiation. It was very straightforward, actually.
Linda Roberts
Was it really?
Robert
And I have also agreed with Neil that I will help look after the cricket pitch. Hence the receding idea.
Miranda
You? Why?
Robert
Because, Linda, we. We have a team of enthusiastic people wanting to play village cricket and we have a list of fixtures. So I, for one, am not going to be the person to stand in
Brian Aldridge
the way of that.
Robert
In fact, I want to be a part of it.
Lillian
Ha.
Linda Roberts
So you're one of them too. You're a part of this mutiny against me.
Robert
Linda, this is not a mutiny.
Linda Roberts
Oh, yes, it is.
Robert
No, it's just village cricket.
Brian Aldridge
And how are things with you, Bram? Not so bad. Shall we order some more drinks? What are you drinking? Oh, Italian white. How about we get a bottle of the Pinot Noir? Miranda, you don't mind going to the bar, do you? Oliver? Just put it on my tablet.
Miranda
No, don't. Oliver. We actually haven't finished this bottle yet. If Brian wants a drink, he can go and get it himself.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, I'm sure there's another glass we can eke out here.
Miranda
Brian.
Carol
What?
Brian Aldridge
Italian plant? No, thanks. I can't stand the stuff. Splash. Your drink ain't Miranda.
Miranda
It's actually rather nice bran. And we're drinking it because it was Caroline's favorite.
Brian Aldridge
Caroline?
Miranda
Yes, you remember. Oliver's late wife.
Brian Aldridge
Yeah, yeah, of course I know who Caroline is.
Miranda
It's her birthday today. We've been raising a glass.
Brian Aldridge
Right. I see. Well, cheers, Oliver. She was a terrific woman. Thank you. Yes, she was. Oliver, I don't mean to be rude, but would you mind nipping to the bar for me? As I could do with something. Time to talk to Miranda alone.
Miranda
No, Brian. Oliver, is not going anywhere. If you want to talk to me, you can do it later. Oliver and I are having a quiet lunch.
Brian Aldridge
Miranda, please. We need to sort this out.
Miranda
Not right this moment, we don't.
Brian Aldridge
Come on, Brown. She said she'll talk to you later. Now, I like the sound of this sticky toffee souffle, Miranda.
Miranda
Yes, that does sound good, but I am rather full. I might just have a coffee and a taste of yours, if that's okay.
Brian Aldridge
Absolutely. I'll ask for two spoons. Now. Miranda, this is ridiculous. I've come to talk to you. Please, let's grab a table outside where it's quiet.
Azra
No.
Miranda
No, I won't. I'm not going anywhere.
Brian Aldridge
You heard her, Brown. This is none of your business, Oliver. It is when you're disrupting our lunch. Your lunch? Don't be so childish.
Miranda
Goodness sake, Brian. You're the one acting like a child. Please, if you can't be civil, then just leave. Leave? That's what I said.
Brian Aldridge
Come on, Brian. Miranda's made it very clear. Just do the gentlemanly thing. Me, do the gentlemanly thing? Yes. You're the one being awkward. No, I'm not. We're having a nice lunch and you've come to disrupt it. You should be ashamed of the way you've treated me. You know nothing about this. I know all about it.
Miranda
Please, Brian, calm down. If you really want to talk, we can do it later. But honestly, the mood you're in, I'm not sure if it's a good idea.
Brian Aldridge
I'm fine.
Miranda
No, Brian, you're not. You're not in the right frame of mind. I can see it. So how about you calm down, and when I'm ready to talk, I'll contact you.
Brian Aldridge
Right.
Carol
Fine.
Brian Aldridge
I get it.
Miranda
Good.
Brian Aldridge
I'll go then. Oh, good grief.
Miranda
I'm so sorry, Oliver.
Brian Aldridge
Don't be. That man is unbelievable.
Miranda
Don't I know it.
Linda Roberts
So what you're telling me is that you've gone behind my back?
Robert
Well, that is the gist of it, I suppose.
Linda Roberts
But why? Why would you do that, Robert?
Robert
Because, Linda, you were being a tad difficult.
Miranda
Difficult?
Linda Roberts
No, I wasn't.
Robert
You were. You were making something very simple, very complicated. You were trying to bamboozle them all.
Linda Roberts
I certainly was not.
Miranda
You were.
Linda Roberts
You should know more than anyone, Robert, how selfless I am. Giving up my free time for the good of the community. You see, people think it's easy, but far from it.
Robert
I don't think they do, Linda.
Linda Roberts
And maybe, just maybe, I'm a little sick and tired of the cricket. Maybe I thought I'd let them work it out for themselves after everything that happened last season.
Robert
Well, yes, I can understand that.
Linda Roberts
Oh, no. It seems that Robert has come to the rescue. Well done, Robert. And you've done it all behind my back.
Robert
Now, look, that's not quite true. The village wanted cricket. I have merely eased the situation along. I tried to engage you, but you didn't want to hear it. Which is reasonable enough. You've done more than your fair share.
Linda Roberts
You're right.
Miranda
I have.
Linda Roberts
Well, what can I say? If you want to take over the reins this year, who am I to stop you?
Brian Aldridge
Really?
Linda Roberts
Yes. It's a thankless task, but I can't think of anyone else more suited to do it.
Robert
Thank you. I think.
Miranda
Yes.
Brian Aldridge
Okay.
Linda Roberts
Well, I will formally hand the baton over to you. Let's see how you get on.
Robert
Look, Lindy, people will still want you to be a part of it.
Miranda
Oh, I don't know if I can.
Robert
But. But how about if I need you?
Linda Roberts
Well, naturally.
Robert
In fact, there's something I could use your help with today.
Linda Roberts
Oh, yes.
Robert
Should we go for that drink now?
Pip Archer
Brian?
Lillian
Brian, what are you doing?
Brian Aldridge
I'm not doing anything.
Lillian
Exactly.
Linda Roberts
You're hovering.
Brian Aldridge
No, I'm not. What do you want, Lillian?
Lillian
Come down here where it's quiet.
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Brian Aldridge
Are you okay? No, not really.
Lillian
I don't know what's happened.
Brian Aldridge
Oliver's sticking his nose in.
Ezra
Really?
Lillian
Well, maybe he's concerned about Miranda.
Brian Aldridge
So she's told you as well?
Lillian
Yeah, she's very upset about it all.
Brian Aldridge
As am I. But what can I do about it? Gemini? She won't talk to me.
Lillian
Listen, I knew it was a bad idea, you moving back into Home Farm. Nothing good was going to come out of it, really.
Brian Aldridge
No, I was rather looking. Looking forward to it.
Lillian
What's the problem, then?
Brian Aldridge
Oh, I don't know. Rory's finding things hard.
Lillian
Yeah, well, I realize that. But should that cause a breakdown in your relationship with Miranda?
Brian Aldridge
I don't know. I mean, maybe you're right, mate. Maybe it is that. Maybe I don't want to move back to that house.
Lillian
Well, it would be understandable, considering.
Brian Aldridge
But how? How do I fix things? How do I make a seem? I don't want to end it.
Lillian
I don't know, darling. Maybe you just need to talk to her Alone.
Brian Aldridge
Yes.
Lillian
Calmly.
Brian Aldridge
Okay.
Lillian
Tell her the truth.
Linda Roberts
Ah, Lillian. Just the woman.
Lillian
Oh, how lovely to see you again, Mustache.
Brian Aldridge
I'll see you later, Lillian.
Lillian
Yeah. Good luck. Brian.
Brian Aldridge
Robert.
Tony Archer
Brian.
Linda Roberts
Now, Lillian, Robert and I have been talking, and we need to sort out a logo. Sorry, what?
Robert
A new logo for the new Bull cricket team.
Azra
I'm not following cricket.
Linda Roberts
Lillian, keep up. We need to organise the new kit and we thought, well, naturally, the pub will be the sponsor, but how about we get one of the children of Ambridge to design the logo?
Lillian
Sorry, just wait a minute, Linda. I thought you weren't in favour of a pub team. Something about it not befitting a place like Ambridge.
Linda Roberts
But one can change one's mind.
Carol
Really?
Lillian
Just like that?
Linda Roberts
Yes, Lillian. Quite as simple as that.
Lillian
Remarkable.
Linda Roberts
So, what do you think?
Lillian
I think why ever not?
Miranda
Brian, You've been waiting out here for me.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, I have.
Miranda
I thought I said I would call you.
Brian Aldridge
Yes, I know, but. I'm sorry, I. I couldn't leave things like that. Please. Please believe me. Right. I don't want it to be like this between us.
Miranda
Well, neither do I. I just want
Brian Aldridge
us to carry on as we were before. I want us to be together.
Miranda
Me too. But, Brian, can't you see? We can't carry on as we were before.
Brian Aldridge
Why? Why not?
Miranda
Because I have disrupted my whole life for you. I have packed up everything I own to move into a house that we were going to live. Live in together.
Brian Aldridge
I know that.
Miranda
And you tell me you can't do it. So has anything changed?
Brian Aldridge
What do you mean?
Miranda
Have you changed your mind? Are you going to move in with me?
Brian Aldridge
I told you, it's complicated.
Linda Roberts
No.
Miranda
No, it's not complicated.
Brian Aldridge
There are a lot of factors and.
Miranda
No, Brian, I've heard enough of your excuses. Please don't disrespect me by peddling out anymore.
Brian Aldridge
They're not excuses.
Miranda
Then we'll get just pathetic lies as to why you can't commit to me.
Brian Aldridge
But I can commit to you.
Linda Roberts
No.
Miranda
No, you can't. And quite frankly, I've heard enough of it. I'm sick to death of wasting my time trying to figure you out. I don't care what's going on with you anymore. I think it's time to call this a day.
Lillian
No.
Brian Aldridge
No, Please, Miranda. No.
Miranda
I've heard enough. It's.
Brian Aldridge
It's over. Sa.
Miranda
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Brian Aldridge
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Robert
Your mum has told us the truth. We know, George. The Police are on their way.
Miranda
Don't answer it.
Brian Aldridge
We've got to. Don't let them take me, Doggelie.
Azra
I don't know you.
Brian Aldridge
Oh, I'm sure you do. My name's Marky. But I reckon you know that, don't you?
Tom
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This episode of The Archers Omnibus focuses on a week of change, conflict, and community initiatives in Ambridge. Key storylines revolve around personal struggles with letting go—of relationships, livestock, and the past—while the village rallies around the new Easter Promises Tree volunteer project, attempts to revive cricket, and navigates both practical and emotional transitions. Central tensions include Brian and Miranda’s faltering relationship, Tony’s difficulty relinquishing his beloved Angus herd, and Pip’s discovery of a breast lump.
Setting: Various encounters at home, in the pub, and around Ambridge (02:03–03:36, 11:11–12:27, 73:47–75:09)
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Setting: Lunch at a village café, churchyard (04:33–07:45; 26:12–27:50)
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Setting: Pub, cricket ground, various village venues (07:00–10:03; 12:34–13:45; 27:50–33:15, 64:45–67:13)
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Setting: Bridge Farm & family homes (09:44–10:03, 20:07–21:52, 45:32–48:29)
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Setting: Pip and Stella’s home; Doctor's office (43:01–44:05, 56:07–62:19)
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Setting: Carol’s Cottage (17:32–19:31, 23:08–24:31)
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Miranda breaks up with Brian:
Linda (on cricket):
Tony’s emotional admission:
On community spirit:
Pip’s vulnerability:
The tone of the episode is intimate, sometimes tense, and threaded with English rural warmth and wit. Characters are frank and emotionally open when they need to be, often undercutting tension with gentle humor or neighborly banter. Community spirit and the rhythms of change—personal and village-wide—are ever-present.
This week in Ambridge brings heartfelt farewells—to relationships, to favourite livestock, and to old routines—while planting seeds for new beginnings. The community’s resourcefulness and resilience shine through volunteer initiatives, open conversations about mental health, and shifting generational roles. Both poignant and hopeful, the episode captures the cycles of letting go, starting over, and the everyday ties that bind rural life.