← The Archers Omnibus
The Archers Omnibus
08/12/2024
01:12:37
There’s a Christmas crisis at the Bull, and one resident makes a surprising admission.
Loading summary
Transcript1 lines
- [00:00]
Ryan Seacrest
This BBC podcast is supported by ads outside the uk. Ryan Seacrest here. When you have a busy schedule, it's important to maximize your downtime. One of the best ways to do that is by going to chumbacasino.com Chumba Casino has all your favorite social casino games like spin slots, bingo and solitaire that you can play for free for a chance to redeem some serious prizes. So hop on to chumbacasino.com now and live the Chumba Life, sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary VGW Group. Void where prohibited by law. 18 + terms and conditions apply. All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the Bartesian Bartesian. It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails, plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off, so how about a Cosmopolitan or a mistletoe margarita? I'm thirsty. Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and wow, it's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. Tis the season to be jollier. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker Bartian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. BBC Sounds Music Radio podcasts. You're listening to the Archer's omnibus from BBC Radio 4. Morning. Oh, hi, Robert. How are you? Yes, I'm very well, thank you. How are you, Emma? I'm okay, yeah, you know, just on my way to work, actually, so. Yes, don't. Don't let me keep you. I'm on a mission to collect Lindy's magazine. All right, well, then, nice to see you. Actually, before you go, I did wonder. Yeah? If I might see you tomorrow night. Tomorrow night? At the parish council meeting. Oh, I've been. Sorry not to see you there since I joined. No, I've had to miss a few with. Yes, well, then that's to be expected. You've had a lot on. Yeah, well, to be honest, I've not wanted to show my face. Well, it's a shame. Well, it's cowardly is what it is. But I know what people are thinking. I just can't face it. I completely understand. It's. It's a difficult situation. How are you finding it on the council? Yes, I'm. I'm enjoying it. Some of the meetings are a tad longer than they might absolutely need to be. That's putting it mildly. On the whole, it's going well. And, Emma, I honestly think if you felt able to come along, no one would be judging you. You sure about that? I am, yes. I'd just be pleased to see you. Perhaps tomorrow night is the night. I don't know, Robert. I really am up to my eyes and I don't want to let people down. But the agenda looks very full. Everyone will be focused on that. I can understand you're not feeling up to it at the moment, but on the other hand. What? Well, you've got to come back sooner or later, haven't you? So you might as well get it over with. Two for one, mulled wine. That's a very good deal. Isn't it just? Can we tempt you? I'll stick with my cup of tea for now, but maybe later. I don't mind the mulled wine. And if you're literally giving it away, I'd be a fool not to, to be honest. We're doing whatever it takes to get the punters through the door. Yeah. Jolene was just saying. You've been quiet. Dead moonlight 1st of December today. We should be well into the Christmas buildup, but. Nope, last night. I mean, it's a Saturday night. We had four empty tables. Oh. I think people must be staying in, saving their money for Christmas. I was thinking I might get a few extra strings of fairy lights for the outside and make it look a bit more appealing. Oh, yeah, that should do it. Do you ever do a Santa's Grotto? Elizabeth has one at the hall and we wouldn't want to step on her toes. Yeah. And anyhow, it ain't really a pub thing, is it? Santa's Grotto? Well, it can be, mate. Man has a big pub just outside Leeds. He does a Santa Brunch every year. Paul's in a big crowd. A Santa Brunch? Yeah. So a couple of weeks before Christmas, on a Saturday morning, he does a set brunch menu for families. Then Father Christmas drops in and gives all the kids presents. It sells out every year. Does it really? Well, you could do something like that, easy. It's an idea, Captain for next year, maybe. Why not this year? There's still time. I don't think so even if we could get the brunch sorted, it's too late to find a decent Father Christmas. Really? Yeah, well, it's harder than you think. Do you remember when the Grundies auditioned for one a few years back? Oh, what a palava that was. No, we don't want that. Yeah, but maybe you don't need to bother with auditions and all that. Yeah, you're right. Maybe a suitable Father Christmas will just open the door of the pub and walk in. Or maybe he's already sitting at the bar drinking a cup of tea. Emma. Oh, hello again, Robert. What can I get you? No, nothing, thank you. I just wanted a word, if I may. It's about the meeting tomorrow night. I'll be there. Oh. I thought about what you said and you're right. It's not going to get any easier the longer I stay away and I've decided to go. I'm actually really looking forward to it. Oh, good. That's good. I'm glad. Only that there's something you should know before you come. That that's why I popped in. What is it? Oh, dear. Emma, I'm sorry. There's been a complaint. A complaint? Yes. Oh, you mean about me? Someone's complained about me? About your role on the council? Yes. I ran into Richard Thwaite earlier and he told me. Who's it from? I don't know, I'm afraid. All I know is Richard said he had it on good authority that something's been said. And from what I could gather, it relates to your part in the withholding information from the police about George. But that doesn't have anything to do with my role as a counselor. No, I know. As I say, I haven't seen the complaint and I don't know enough about the process to know whether it holds water or not. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. I know what people have been saying about me. I'm sorry, Emma. It's not your fault. So what happens now? I'm not sure. I tell you what. I'm on my way to see Jim. I bet he'll know about the mechanics of these things. All his years as clerk to the council. Let me ask him and I'll come back to you. Thanks, Robert. I appreciate that. Not at all. So we're settled on Sunday, then? The week today? Yeah. I don't think it's too soon. It's tight, but I think if we get adverts up in the bar and on our socials, the word should spread quick enough. What did Wayne say? Yeah, he reckons he can put together a Christmassy brunch menu. Well, as long as he stays within budget. This is a money making venture after all. We will. Good. Right, well, you know what? This might just work. It's gonna be great. And it's good at Meg to offer to be Santa for nothing. Yeah, well, he has got his van on our car park. I know, but still. No, you're right. It's kind of him. He was very excited, wasn't he? I think it's a big thing for some blokes, you know. What is? Being Santa. It's up there at the top of their bucket list. Remember the competition for the Grundy Santa? Oh, I know. Oh, my. Here he is. Our very own Father Christmas. Whoa. Look at you. Well, what do you think, eh? Not bad. Is it bad at all? You look smashing. Where'd you get that? Tony Archer. When I told him about my gig, he said he had a costume I could borrow. He'd been gathering dust in his workshop for years. I didn't expect him being such great Nick. But it's good as new. It's perfect. So we've penciled in next Sunday. How's that? Works for me. Oh, I tell you what, I am so made up to be doing this. I don't know why. It's just one of those things I've always hoped I'd get to do, you know? Top of your bucket list. Exactly. That. I've been working on my voice all afternoon. Your voice? Yeah, me Father Christmas voice. Oh, wonderful. Can we hear it? Oh, go on then. Hang on, hang on. Just let me get into characters. Oh. Merry Christmas. What do you think? Sorry? Could you try it again? I think. I think we might need to hear it again. Yeah, Maybe with some more words, you know? What are you hoping for this year? That type of thing. All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, good idea. Okay. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas, boys and girls. Have you been good? Oh, what presents would you like me to bring you this year? Well, what do you think? I knew Brookfield had put people up in the barn, but I didn't realize Jim had a visitor too. Oh, me neither. Yes, all sounded very dramatic. Worked out all right in the end, though. Jim said they got on like a house on fire and they've exchanged email addresses. Right. And so what did he say, Jim? About the parish council. Ah, sorry. Yes. He thinks the matter is most likely to be a code of conduct complaint. Right. Any member of the public can lodge a complaint about a parish councillor if they feel that they haven't adhered to the seven principles of public life that we all signed up to when we accepted our posts. Things like, you know, acting with integrity and honesty, leading by example, treating people fairly and respectfully. Yeah, yeah, I remember. I went on the course. Yes. Sorry, but I have always upheld the principles, Emma. You don't have to tell me. I know you're an excellent counsellor, but I suppose if someone wanted to, they could make the argument that you haven't quite upheld all the principles. How? Well, I suppose someone could argue that in covering up what George did, you did not act lawfully or with integrity or honesty. Right. Just to be clear, that's not what I think is what some people think, though. Or people who don't know you, possibly. No, we don't know that. I don't know. What? Well, it might not be someone who doesn't know me. It might be someone who does know me. I mean, they'd have to at least know about George and what happened. So it might be someone who knows me very well. Could be anyone, couldn't it? Um, well, yes. So who would do this? I've no idea who it was. I suppose we'll find out in time. You know, since everything happens, I've. I've tried. I've really tried to build bridges with people around here. Gone out of my way to make amends for what George did. I'm sure you have. It's obviously not enough, though, is it? People think I'm not fit to serve on the council. One person. Look, there's no point speculating. We might know more after the meeting tomorrow. Yeah. Will you let me know what happens? I thought you were going to come along. Well, I can't go now. Oh, am I? No. I'm sorry, Robert, but there's no way I'm walking into the village hall with everyone knowing that someone's trying to get me booted off the council. It's. It's humiliating. Anyway, I better get back. Ed will be wondering where I am. He's getting the tea on. Of course. Don't worry about coming to the door. And thank you for speaking to Jim. There's no problem at all. Now, I better get back. I only popped in to show you my cozy Joey's doing as a roast chicken. I don't want to keep her waiting. I'll see you tomorrow. And thanks again, both of you. No, thank you. I won't let you down. See you, Mick. Oh, Canton, what are we gonna do? I don't know. But how can he be that bad? When he first did it, I honestly thought that he was joking me and all. He can't seriously think that's a reasonable Father Christmas impression. Well, he does seem to. It's absolutely terrifying. We can't let him loose on little kids. He'll give them all nightmares. Everyone will ask for their money back. No, I know, you're right. Oh, but Kenton, he was so chuffed to be doing it. I can't face telling him he ain't gonna be Father Christmas after all. Well, don't look at me. I'm not telling him. Be like kicking a puppy. You heard him. He's been waiting his whole life for this moment. Oh, good, you've got the kettle on use all right? Yeah, all fine. Oh, thanks, love. I'd have gone myself, only getting a bit snowed under with the beef orders. Love a Christmas rush though. How was the quad bike? A bit hairy. It's pretty wet and muddy out there. Doesn't help that he keeps cutting out. I know. I haven't had a chance to look at it. Did you wear the helmet? I forgot. Oh, Ruth, I wouldn't even be on the quad bike if you were looking at the sheep yourself, would I? It's like that, is it? Yeah, it is. Have you seen that massive parcel in the yard for Leonard? Yeah. When he asked did we mind if he had something delivered here, I didn't realize we were talking this scale. There you go. Thanks. I've sent him a message. Told him it's here. He said he'd hot foot it from Borchester to pick it up. Oh, okay. Any thoughts on dinner tonight? I was thinking about doing a lasagne. Oh, were you now? Well, I feel like I've got a bit more time in the evening after the madness of last week. I know. It has been a bit of a whirlwind, hasn't it? What with the barn sleepover and then the wedding. No one knew. I knackered. It was nice though, wasn't it? Having Ellie and the others here, despite the circumstances. You know, I still can't believe there's no chance of catching the scammer. Well, at least the listings been removed, so hopefully we won't get any more unexpected guests. I mean, you're right, it was lovely in the end, but I'm quite happy to have no more surprises till Christmas. Me too. And David. What? Look at us. Having an actual conversation, just the two of us. It's been a while, hasn't it? Even if it is about lasagna and scammers. I'll take what I can get. You've got to see this. What? Just come outside. What was that you were saying about normal surprises? I jinxed us. All right, then. Can I bring me brew? Oh, wow. It's my new electric bike. It's a bit of an upgrade from Josh's. That is very cool. Well, that's exactly what it is, Ben. Very cool and very sustainable. That'll help you get up those hills, Leonard. Well, that's the idea. I know it's an extravagance, but I thought, I've got the money sitting there. Why not spend it on something that would make a real difference to my life and to the planet? And you look very cool, too, Leonard. Oh, yes. Well, thanks. I thought I'd come over in my gear. Ready for a ride? You don't mind me having it delivered here, do you? Only they couldn't specify a time when I was out. I had an optician's appointment first thing. No problem at all for an electric bike. How exciting. Absolutely. New helmet as well? Well, new to me. I had it from Joy. What do you think? I rather like embracing the right. Ruth. Could do with one of those. Shut up, David. Leonard, you look great. Thank you, Ben. Now, I'll be off for a spin around the village, so if anyone needs anything picking up, I'm your man. Hi, Mick. Thanks for coming over. No, no problem. Only I can't stop long. I'm only supposed to have an hour for lunch. All right. Okay. Well, I'll keep it brief. It's about our brunch event. Oh, this Sunday? Yeah, don't worry. In my diary. Good. So, hey, I was doing me for the Christmas bit for Joy last night. How are you? What did she think? She loved it. Did she? Yeah, thought it was brilliant. Very original, she said. Yeah, well, it's certainly that. Only I suppose I was thinking, I mean, while your performance is. Obviously, is great, perhaps there's another way to go. Oh, yeah? What about a more, I don't know, so authentic, natural vibe? How do you mean, natural? I guess. I mean, could we just try it in your own voice? It's just a different direction, that's all. It might give us something. I mean, at this stage, we're just trying stuff out, aren't we, before we nail it to the wall, so to speak? Well, I'm happy to give anything a go. Right. Go on, then. Right. Okay. Merry Christmas, children. What presents are you hoping I'll bring you this year? Okay. Okay, let's get that straw loaded in the blower Right. David. Ruth. Oh, hello, Linda. Hi, Linda. Oh, is everything all right? No, no, I'm afraid not. Oh, dear. I'm sorry. What's happened? I have just seen Leonard in the village. Oh, yeah? On his new bike, was he? He was indeed traveling downhill from the village green in the direction of the country park. Okay. No, Ruth, not okay. Very much not okay at all. Sorry, you've lost me. Leonard was traveling at excessive speed. He even overtook some cars. That does sound quite fast. Well, he's lucky that Speed Watch weren't in operation. As I know, there are a few plants sessions coming up. Cyclists are not exempt from speeding penalties. Surely he couldn't go fast enough to break the speed limit. Well, if he doesn't apply his brakes on hills, I'm sure he could. Yes. We'll warn him then. No, no, no. This isn't just about Speed Watch, Ruth. No. Speeding with any vehicle is extremely dangerous for cyclists, motorists and pedestrians. Yeah, of course it would be awful. Heaven forbid were Leonard to have an accident, especially a preventable one caused by recklessness. Absolutely. We'll have a word with him, won't we, David? Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that will be wise. Hi, Linda. Hello, Ben. And hello, Bess. You all look very serious. Linda called by to let us know that she caught Leonard speeding. Oh, no, I didn't catch him, David. I observed him. Oh, I better get this. So can I leave it with you? Yep, yep. Thanks, Linda. No problem. Hello, Kenton. She came all the way over here to tell you that. How fast was he going? Don't E bikes have a max speed of about 15? No. It's not funny, really. I mean, it does sound like it was freewheeling downhill. No, sorry. Linda is right. If Lena's whizzing round the village at high speeds, that's potentially very dangerous for him and for others. You're right. It'd be terrible if he had a fall. Had a fall? Well, yeah, if he fell off his bike. Why would he fall off his bike? He's a very experienced, confident cyclist. I bet he wasn't even going that fast. Linda can famously be a bit extra. Well, yeah, but it is true that Leonard's no spring chicken. You can't say that. What? It's offensive. What your dad means is Leonard isn't a young person anymore. No, he's not. And it's a fact that as you get older, you're more likely to sustain an injury. Break a bone. That could be devastating for Leonard. Yeah, but he's an adult. He knows what he's doing. I think it's great he's got a B. We do, too. We just want him to be safe. Yeah, exactly. I mean, all Linda is suggesting is we have a word with him, remind him about the dangers of speeding. In fact, maybe it would be best coming from you, Ben. Me? Hmm. You could have a chat with him, couldn't you? No, I couldn't. I'm not doing your dirty work. If you want him to slow down, you can tell him, Ruth. No, I think Ben's right. You'll know what to say, David. Yes, it does sound tricky, Kenton. I'm afraid it rather looks like you're stuck. Linda. I can't let him go out there and terrify the kids. They'll be scarred for life and I'll be cancelled. Well, why can't he just do it in his normal voice? Not an option. He becomes all wooden and robotic. He's like Santa, the speaking clock. Hmm. Yes, he's curious. You. You get some people on a stage and they just seem to lose the power of inflection. Is there nothing you can do? Give him a few pointers. Me? You are the only person around here with the directing skills to save this. If you don't help me, then I'm going to have to call it off. Please, Linda. Think of all those disappointed kitties. Oh, right. Leave it with me. Oh, the pedaling's effortless. I took that hill by the water treatment works. No bother at all. Nice. You went quite far then? All the way to Penny, has it? I could have gone further. I nearly did. Only I thought your mother might be worried. I said I'd only be gone for an hour, you see. I see. Not to worry. I'll know for the next time, won't I? I tell you what. I might take a packed lunch, make a day of it. Very nice. You look worried, David. Leonard. The thing is, I saw Linda earlier. Oh, yes, me too. I left her for dust outside the village shop. I think she wondered who I was. No, she knew who you were. Why? What did she say? Well, she was a bit concerned about your speed. Oh, was she? She was, yeah. Apparently you were going very fast downhill. It was quite tricky to go downhill slowly. True, but even so, I suppose every small village has these self appointed ruling forces. Not that I don't like Linda. I do. But between you and me, she can be a bit of a stick in the mud, can't you? Well, in this instance, I think her concern is genuine. What's she concerned about? That. Traveling at excessive speed. On an electric bike could cause an accident, you know. You and others could be hurt. Oh, give over. It doesn't even go that fast. I think Linda just wants you to be safe. Well, that's very kind of her, but there's no need to worry. I know what I'm doing and I've always got my helmet on. Not like some of these idiots, you see. Honestly, David, don't look so worried. If Linda Snell comes around telling tales again, I'll speak to her myself. Linda and Mick. What a nice surprise. How are you both? We're very well. Aren't we, Mick? Very well indeed. Oh, well, good. I was running an errand earlier at Grey Gables, and by absolute chance I happened to run into Mick, who was telling me about his upcoming performance here at the ball. My Santa. Right. Anyway, I asked Mick if he wouldn't mind me recording a quick trail for the village website. And, well. Well, I was very impressed with what I heard. Really? Absolutely. She loved it. Mick's Father Christmas is highly original. Agreed. His voice brought to mind the tradition of Christmas darkness across the world. Christmas darkness? Yes. All of those interesting and maligned characters from European folklore. Krampus, Marie Lloyd, the Icelandic youth. Lads, there's such a rich history that is largely unexplored in our usual Christmas traditions. Krampus. I think I saw a film about that once. Is that the devil goat thing? Yes. So instead of the usual boring old grotto, why not take this opportunity to create a unique Christmas storytelling performance inspired by these historic traditions from across the world? We could call it Creepy Christmas. Festive tales of the strange and the dark from across the globe. Oh, yeah. No, no, I'm sorry. No. This all sounds very ambitious, but I'm afraid it's not going to work. Oh, Kenton, come on. Just hear me out at least. No, no, I'm sorry, Linda. I appreciate your thoughts, but what the bull wants is a boring old grotto with a boring old brunch. No devils, no goats. Just a traditional non terrifying santo with a side of toasted panettone. All right. Right. Nearly there. Just hold it still for me. I'm holding it still. Even stiller. There. All done. One section of wire fence, good as new. I suppose we should check the rest. Huawei is no good. Repairing one only to find the user all escaping through another weekly. Come on, then. You never said how your chat with Leonard went. Oh, well. Could have gone better. Slow down. Honestly, the speed of some of these boy races. That was him. Who, Leonard? Yeah. Are you sure? Yeah, I recognize the Helmet and the high vis. Then you're right. Your truck could have gone better. By the looks of things, it had no impact at all. I knew he wasn't taking me seriously. He thinks it's all one big joke. Well, he won't be laughing if he comes off his bike. And there's a real danger he might tycee today. I better go after him. After him? But you don't know where he's going. The Land Rover's by the gate. If I'm quick, I'll catch him. What about the fence pools? Ruth is a pensioner speeding along on black ice. The fence post can wait. What are you doing here? It's nice to see you too. No, I mean, it is nice. Of course it is. It's just unexpected. I thought I'd grab a BLT on my way up to home for. Oh, yeah, Brian's tree estimate. I forgot. It's a good job I'm here today. Don't think he'd be very happy about the village pariah turning up to sort his tree out, do you? I don't see why am. The main thing is, at least he's given us the work. I suppose. How's your day been? Oh, you know. Every customer who comes in, I'm eyeballing them, wanting to ask him. Was it you complained about me? No light shed on it at last night's meeting, then? Not according to Robert. Wasn't even mentioned, he said. It won't have been no one that comes in here, will it? Why won't it? Could have been anyone. That is the point, Ed. No, I think you need to try and let it go. Easy for you to say. What choice have we got? I don't like it any more than you do, but it's happened. Maybe. Oh, I don't know. Maybe what? Well, are you sure you even want to carry on with the parish council? Give it up, you mean? Oh, yeah, you could, couldn't you? I think I should just walk away. After all the work I put in. People do resign, you know. Wouldn't take away from everything you've done for the village. I don't want to give it up. I just think you've got enough on what we've work and George. Now there's this complaint. I mean, is it worth the hassle? I'm good at it. I know you are. And I enjoy it. Do you? Well, not right now, maybe, but I don't know if you've noticed, I'm not enjoying much at the moment. But the council is one of the bits in my life where I can feel proactive and useful instead of powerless. Blt, was it? I've got tables to clear. Better get on in a minute. I don't think that you should give it up. I'm. I'm just trying to think of ways to make things easier, that's all. I am on your side, you know. I know. I'm sorry. I know you are. You didn't find him, then? You've been gone ages. No, I didn't. Too fast for you? Well, kind of. What do you mean, kind of? That's a bit embarrassing. Why? What happened? Wasn't him. What, so you were frantically chasing after another bike? Actually, it wasn't a bike at all. It was a scooter. A scooter? I only realized when I got close up. I was unfocused on catching Leonard. Oh, no. David. Did you find out who it was? I'm starting to get a fairly good idea. Yes? Zenov. Hi. Do you want to tell me why you've been following me? It's. It's this little crabapple. What do you think? Yeah, well, looking up there, Brian, I diagnose a split between the trunk and that branch up on the left. Oh, Stella was right then. She spotted it. She would have been here to see herself. And she's over having Christmas drinks at the seed merchants. Lucky Stella. Rather her than me, to be honest with you. So it needs a bit of work, you think? I mean, can you save it? Oh, yeah, definitely. Now, we need to look after these native trees now. I'll check it over now and I'll email an estimate. Well, that'd be great. Well, I'll let you get on, then. I'll be in the office if you need me. While I'm here, I can check the other crabapples along this hedge if you like. Yes, yes, go ahead. That's a good idea. All right, thanks. I'll. I'll get started. Hey, it's me. Yeah, I know. You with Brian? No, no, he's just gone. Why? I think it might have been him. What might have been him who made the complaint. Right. Think about it. He was so angry when he found out. Not just with George. Has he said anything? No, of course he hasn't. So what's he acting like? Just like Brian. Ask him. Of course we're not asking him. Ed, this is driving me mad. I need to know who it was. All right, I'll see what I can find out. Here, this will do you good. Drink it while it's hot. Must have been very frightening when you realized a strange man was following you. Yeah, it was, but that's what I've been trying to explain. I wasn't following you. Weren't you? No. Well, I was, but only because I thought you were someone else. Leonard? His mum's boyfriend. Really? Yeah. I mean, your helmet's the same color as his, you see, and you were wearing a high vis. Oh, well, case closed. He's got a new electric bike. You know that mine is a petrol scooter, don't you? I think he missed that small fact and he's rushed to apprehend you. I've been very worried that, you know, he's been going too fast. So you thought you'd chase him to tell him to slow down? Makes sense. Well, yeah, when you put it like that, it does sound a bit. Ridiculous? Dangerous? All of the above. I'm really sorry, Zeynab. I was so carried away with the idea that I should save Leonard that I didn't stop to think about what I was doing until I did and realized that I was behaving like a complete chump. Well, at least you're owning it. I am completely sorry. It's all right. You can stop apologizing. I suppose it's quite nice of you to be looking out for your mum's boyfriend, actually. What's he look like? He's a bit taller than Ruth. Bright yellow helmet, like yours. Glasses. Yeah, I know who you mean. Well, you're right to be worried. Really. I'm telling you, that guy's a total liability. A liability? In what way? I saw him at those temporary traffic lights at the road works on the way out of the village. He was nipping in and out of the cars, trying to get a head start. A head start? You know, he's one of those who thinks he can go faster than the cars, which he can't, obviously, but he gets in their way. Trying to set off first. Like I said, a liability. Honestly, Leonard? Yep? You should have a word with him. Tell him to calm down. Thanks, I'll do that. Thanks for the tea. Least we could do. See you, Zenab. Bye. Bye. Don't say it. I wasn't going to say anything. Really? Not even that I'm a total embarrassment and shouldn't be allowed out? Well, we knew that already, didn't we? But the real question is, what are we going to do about Leonard? While you were out there chasing Zenab, Leonard was presumably racing along without a in the world. Because whatever you said to him yesterday, it clearly Went in one ear and out the other. No, I know, you're right. I'll have to talk to him again. We'll talk to him together. Make him see that we mean it. Right. All done. Well, that was quick. Thanks, Ed. Well, send your estimate to Stella. We'll get it sorted as soon as we can. Yeah, we'll do. Thanks, Brian. I appreciate you giving us the work, especially, you know, after everything. I'm very happy to give you work, Ed. I know you weren't responsible for what George did or what happened afterwards. No. But if you don't mind, at the moment, I think the only way we can continue to work together is if we don't discuss it. All right? Yeah. Good. Only what? Sorry, Brian. I mean, I get it. I do. And I'm really, really happy not to talk about anything to do with any of that. But I need to ask you one thing. We just want you to be safe, that's all. I see. Good. You don't think I'm up to it. No, it's not that. It's not that at all, really. Of course not. I'm just worried about you. Yes. Because you think I'm a doddery old fool who's going to wobble off me bike into a ditch. We don't think that. Would you be this worried if Ben had bought himself an electric bike? Yeah, I think we would be worried. Give over. All right, Maybe not quite as worried, Leonard. The fact is, if you were to fall off your bike, you might not bounce back from it like Ben might. Exactly. I mean, we know you're very sprightly for your age. Sprightly? Well, that was maybe a bad choice of word. Fit. Agile. For a decrepit old coffin dodger, you mean? No. Anyone could have a bad fall. Well, yeah, I know I'm getting on. You don't have to tell me that. My knees tell me themselves when I'm bending down to put the washing on. But that doesn't mean I should have my wings clipped and my feet tied together just yet. We shouldn't have said anything. I know. Some people think that when you get to my time of life, you should stay wrapped up inside front of the telly. Keep all the old duffers safe and out the way. We don't think that. Well, I'm very glad to hear it, because I might be getting on, but I've got plenty of adventure left in me yet. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. Yeah, it's okay, Ed. I can understand why you did. It's just. Em knows that she made a mistake. A big one. But she's a good counselor. She wants the best for the village. And this, well, it just don't seem fair. And what she did was nothing to do with the council. She was just trying to protect her son. Ed. Yeah. As I say, I didn't complain about Emma. And as far as I know, neither did any of my family. But I can't agree that what Emma did was. See, this is why I didn't want to get into this. No, I'm sorry. George committed a crime. He had many, many opportunities to come clean and put things right. But he didn't. And neither did Emma once she found out. Not straight away, no. I like Emma. I like her. And of course I can imagine. Well, I don't have to imagine, in fact, how it feels when your child has done something awful. Something you can't justify. But what I can't imagine cannot countenances covering up a crime in the way that Emma did. And if you ask me, that does call into question her judgment in a way that justifies a complaint to the parish council. Although I didn't make one myself. Right. So let's leave it there, shall we? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. It is Ryan here and I have a question for you. What do you do when you win? Like, are you a fist pumper? A woohooer? A hand clapper? A high fiver? If you want to hone in on those winning moves, check out Chumba Casino. Choose from hundreds of social casual, casino style games for your chance to redeem serious cash prizes. There are new game releases weekly, plus free daily bonuses, so don't wait. Start having the most Fun ever@chumbacasino.com Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group Void Wear prohibited by law. 18/ Terms and Conditions apply. All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the Partisan. Partisan. It's a home cocktail maker that makes overseas 60 premium cocktails. Plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites too. I just got it for 50 off, so how about a Cosmopolitan or a Mistletoe Margarita? I'm thirsty. Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and wow, it's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as the 30 seconds and I just got it for $50 off. Tis the season to be jollier. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker, Bartesian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get $50 off. Don't delay. Recently a new client called me and started by saying, Mr. Morgan, I really need your help, but I'm just a nobody. Those words stunned me and I immediately called him back. And we're now helping him and his family after a terrible accident. I'm John Morgan of Morgan and Morgan. Everybody who comes to our firm at their time of need is a somebody. I grew up poor, but my grandmother was like a queen to us. At Morgan and Morgan, our goal is to level the playing field for you and your family at your time of need. The insurance company has unlimited money and resources. You need a firm who can fight them toe to toe for right at 30 years, we have fought them in courtrooms throughout America. Our results speak for themselves. And always remember this, everybody is a somebody and nobody is a nobody. Visit forthepeople.com to learn about our firm, Morgan and Morgan. For the people injured. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. Oh, Ben, are you making drinks? I am indeed. Sorry, I would have offered you one. I thought you were with a patient. Just left and I've got a couple of minutes before my next appointment, so I thought here's my chance to grab a cuppa milk, no sugar. Perfect, thanks. Yeah. Oh, do you know I've barely moved since 8 this morning. Yeah, it's been busy, hasn't it? Oh, honestly, that girl. Everything all right? Oh, it's just sitting up. She's forgotten her keys again. Can I come home to let her in? Oh, yeah, no problem, darling. I'm sure my patients won't mind if I just nip home for half an hour. She hasn't got a clue. Did you hear about her running with my dad yesterday? Yeah, she gave me the full story when I got home. He is so embarrassing. Oh, I had to laugh Pict David so riled up he couldn't the difference between an electric bike and a motor Skip. I think Zeynep saw the funny side. Well, that's very generous of her. There you go. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I did half hope that it might put her off aimlessly riding around all day. If she wants to go to university next year, she needs to start looking at courses. If she doesn't get her applications in by the end of January. The courses will start filling up. What's she thinking of studying? She isn't. Oh, no, no, that's the problem. She's quite happy. Drifting along, living at home with me supporting her. Well, forever, I think. It is tough, though, if she doesn't know what she wants to do. You know, when she was little, she used to say she wanted to be a doctor. I was embarrassingly proud. Smug, even. My little girl following in my footsteps. That's come back to bite me. She doesn't fancy it. And worse than that, I think I might have put her off. I mean, I love being a doctor, but I haven't held back about the harder aspects. She probably would have wanted to do something else anyway. I know. If my parents had tried to push me into farming, I'd have run a mile. Your sister's a farmer, isn't she? Yeah. Yeah, she loves it. And Josh and I like farming. I just wanted to do my own thing too. Oh, my next patient's due. I better get back to it. Nick. Oh, Linda. You all right? Well, much better than I was an hour ago, thank you. I've just had a massage in the spa. Melanie has worked wonders undoing the tension in my upper back. Oh, good for you. Have you been to her? No. A bit out of my price range. Oh, well, yes, and mine. But she really is wonderful. Every time I come, I think I must do this more often. And then before I know it, another couple of months have flown by and my shoulders are up around my ears again. But anyway, how are you? Oh, well, you know, all right. Just picking up your lunchbox from the staff room, then off home, back bright and early tomorrow. Are you sure you're okay? You seem a little below par. No, no, I'm all right. Well, maybe it's this wintry weather bringing everyone down. Sorry. I just saw Ed in the village and he seemed glum too. Well, the festive season will soon be upon us, hopefully bringing some comfort and joy with it. Yeah, I wouldn't bank on it. I saw Jolene this morning on my way to work. I asked how ticket sales were going for the Christmas brunch. Slow, apparently. Oh, dear. I didn't push her for numbers, but from the look on her face, I'd be surprised if anyone was booked in. It's barely gonna be worth me getting me kit on. Oh, Mick, I am sorry. I'm sure sales will pick up. I don't know. Jolene didn't look that hopeful. Well, a defeatist attitude Won't help. I feel like it's my fault. Of course it isn't. I did kind of talk them into it. Jolene and Kenton were worried there wouldn't be enough time, but I convinced them it'd be fine. To be honest with you, I was just that keen to be Father Christmas. Oh, dear. Well, it's backfired on me now, isn't it? Oh, Linda, it'll be so embarrassing if no one comes. I keep imagining it. Me turning up with a bag full of presents and no one to give them to. I'm sure that won't happen. There's still three days or so for people to book on, not get me hopes up. In fact, the shine's gone off it completely. I begin to wish I'd never volunteered in the first place. I think it will be dinner, bath and bed for me tonight. I'm absolutely whacked. Yeah, me, too. Oh. Oh, here she is. How lovely. Coming to meet your mum from work? Very funny. I came for your keys. I've been sitting on the doorstep for half an hour. Why? Where's? How should I know? Oh, I'll text him. I finished now, anyway. So you've had a wasted trip. Brilliant. Anyway, I'm. I'm gonna get off, so I'll see you tomorrow. See you, Ben. Bye, Zainab. And sorry about my dad yesterday. Oh, you mean when he followed me? I know. Sounds absolutely mortifying. But then, that's my dad for you. Yeah, he's a bit of a bumbler, isn't he? He's fine. He's a total bumbler. Oh. You know, Ben and I were having an interesting chat earlier, actually. Were we? Good for you. Yeah. Yeah, he was telling me about his course. You know, he's at Felpersham University, so he's really enjoying it. Aren't you, Ben? Yeah. Yeah, I am now. So you'd recommend it? What, my course? No, the university experience in general. Yeah, on the whole, you are pathetic. Mum. What? I just thought it would be interesting for you to hear about what university's like from. From someone who's going through it. But you know what? Why. Why don't you two go for a hot chocolate? Just talk about it some more? A hot chocolate? We're not 12. Well, you don't mind, do you, Ben? No, I like hot chocolate. Still. I'm all right, thanks. No offense, Ben. None taken. Can I go? No. No. Ben, wait. Look, what if I said I was thinking about getting a takeaway for tonight? You're that desperate for me to Go for a hot chocolate with Ben. You're prepared to pay for a takeaway? No, I'm that desperate for you to just entertain the idea of unifying. Firstly, because if you did, you might find it's something you really want to do. Give me a tenner for the hot chocolates. Done. Thanks, Ben. No, thank you. This has been brilliant. Have a nice time. That's all gone through for you? Thanks. We've had a rush on. It's a good job Tracy turned when she did. Seems quiet to me. Well, yeah, yeah, it is now, but the last 20 minutes have been non stop. Well, that's good, isn't it? Anyhow, listen, I was in the shop and I got talking to Helen. Oh, well, that's all right then. Oh, no, let me finish. Helen was saying how excited Jack was about creepy Christmas. What? Mick and Linda's creepy Christmas? How did she know about that? Apparently Linda told Helen on Monday evening all about the idea. What, she thought it was actually happening? Yeah, she was desperate to come to the ball to buy tickets for Jack and his mates. Well, did you tell her about the brunch? Yeah, but she weren't sure about that. She thought it sounded nice, but she didn't reckon Jack and his mates would go for it. They're getting a bit old for grottoes now and anyhow, apparently they're all quite into the dark Christmas stuff. There's a lot of it online. Oh yeah, of course there is. Well, Helen said she told some other parents who are planning book at all. But why, I mean, seriously, are people getting Christmas confused with Halloween? Well, who knows? But I'm starting to think we've dropped the ball here. What, you think creepy Christmas has got legs? I don't know, but if it has, it ain't too late to change our plans. We've only sold four tickets for the brunch so far. And I suppose at least we'd have Linda's direction then because. Because Mick's normal Christmas voice is unbelievably worse than his spooky one. Maybe I'll do a bit of market research this afternoon, see if I can gauge interest. How's your hot chocolate? Unreal, to be fair. So go on, tell me how amazing it is to be a student. Okay, not seriously. No, obviously not seriously. I've got loads of friends here. Students. So uni's just not for you then? I never said that. Okay, I don't know yet. Maybe it is for me, maybe it isn't. But there's no point in going if I don't know what I want to do, is there? No, I suppose not. What are you interested in? Lots of things. Nothing that I want to spend three years talking about though. Right. What my mom doesn't seem to realize is there's no point getting up to my eyeballs in debt unless it's for something I really want to do. That's fair enough. It is a good experience, though. Yeah. You seem like you're living the dream. Staying at home on your family farm and commuting into Felpersham for lectures. All right. Oh, no. For that joke, I just mean uni is sold as this, like, really amazing, important experience that you're really missing out on if you don't go. But there are other ways to. Cool experiences. Yeah. Yeah, I suppose so. And I know my mom thinks I'm hopeless. I don't think she thinks hopeless. She does. I've heard her on the phone to my auntie, worrying that I'll end up left behind while all my friends become doctors and lawyers. Really, it's because she cares about me. But I wish she'd trust me a bit as well. I'm not gonna make a mess of my life. I just need a bit of time to work things out. Yeah, that sounds totally reasonable. Thanks very much. No, no, no, no, I mean it. You're right. When you think about it, it's a bit mad asking 18 year olds to know what they want to do for the rest of their lives. I'm sorry about my mom forcing you to talk to me. It's all right. I'm sorry about my dad chasing you. At least I got a hot chocolate out of it. True. Right. Unless you've got any more propaganda about how university is the only route to a happy and for field life, I'm going home for my takeaway. See you around, Mr. Student. Yep. See ya. There we go. A glass of red and a pint of shires. Thank you, Kent. Yes, thanks very much. No, no. Thank you both for coming in at such short notice. We appreciate it. Don't we, Kenton? Oh, we do, yes, very much. Well, perhaps you could tell us why you've called us in so urgently. Of course. Well, shall I? Yes, yes, please. Okay. We owe the two of you an apology. Oh, yes. Yeah. We're very sorry that we didn't immediately see the potential in your creepy Christmas idea. Oh, right. And having had time to think about it and to conduct a little market research, we can see now what a brilliant idea it is. Really? Yes. But Kenton was dead against it. Yes, you were. What's prompted this change of heart? Blame my lack of vision. I didn't get it then, but I do now. Ah, that's quite all right, Kenton. Sometimes an idea is so bold of our immediate response is here. Well, coin and our market research was very encouraging. So what, you're saying you want to do the creepy Christmas instead of the brunch? No, actually, we'd like to do both. Yeah, we were thinking a brunch in the morning and ear for the families with the little kids. Then in the evening we'll have creepy Christmas for the older ones upstairs. What do you reckon? I think that sounds brilliant, Linda. Yes, it might just work. Although we do need to book some rehearsals in. Let me have a look at my diary. No, no, nothing. I can't move around, given the urgency. How about you, Mick? I reckon I can clear the decks for something as important as this. So we're on? We're on. Oh, it's marvelous. So all that's left do now is for us to agree terms. Terms? Yes, Kenton, terms. Now, what were you thinking, financially speaking? Falang, could I have a word? I know you're working. It's all right, we're pretty quiet. What's up? Still three minutes left. Mick, I didn't know you was working here. Oh, no, I'm not. In fact, Jolene and Kent have kindly let me use the washing machine. All right. I can put your stuff in the dryer if you need to get back to work. Nah, you're all right. I can wait. I did the early shift, so I've got the afternoon off. Oh, nice. Well, do you want a coffee, then? I was gonna make one when I've done this. Well, shall I make it? I'm only hanging about waiting for this washing. Kettle's out this way now. Yeah, great. Thanks. Sorry, Emma. You wanted to talk to me? No, it's all right. You're busy. It's fine. Go on. Are you all right? Yeah, I'm. I'm. No, I'm not really. It's a bit. I need to ask. Oh, I'm just gonna come out and say it. Did you or Harrison make a complaint about me to the parish council? A complaint? I'd understand if you had. I mean, I thought I. I'd have hoped we'd have, like, started to move on by now. We have, Emma. No, of course not. Oh, why would we do that? Well, we wouldn't. We'd speak to you. We'd. We have spoken to you. As far as Harrison and I are concerned, it's in the past. Okay. Yeah. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. So someone's made a complaint about you? Yeah, saying I'm not fit to be a counsellor because of everything that's happened with George. Emma, I'm sorry. It's really horrible knowing that someone complained but not knowing who it was. I didn't think it was you. Not really, but, you know, I haven't heard anything official for, like, week, and. And that's how it gets you. I mean, it could be anyone. I know who it was. What? How'd you know who it was? Because it was me. Oh, hello, Robert. You look busy. Joy. Hello. Yes, I am. Rather funny time of year for gardening, isn't it? You want to be careful. You'll freeze. Yes, I do confess I'd rather be inside with a crossword. However, the fill pots are arriving tomorrow. Some regular guests of ours who are quite. How to put this? High maintenance. Precisely. And Lindy awoke in the night in a sudden panic that the gardens might look unkempt in comparison to the new interiors. Oh, yes, you've had the decorators in, haven't you? I bet it looks. Looks lovely. It's very nice. Yes. You're welcome to come and have a look. Give me an excuse to put the kettle on and have a break. Oh, sorry, Robert, I can't stop. I'm doing the afternoon shift in the shop. In fact, I should be there now. I was just passing and I wanted to drop this book in for Linda. A Dark History of Christmas Law. Yeah, all about different scary Christmas traditions from across the world. Thought Linda might find it useful, you know, for creepy Christmas. Very good. I did suggest to Mick that he read it, but he thinks he better wait for instructions from Linda, see what direction she wants him to go in. He's taking it very seriously, as is Lindy. Mick was telling me she drove a hard bargain with Kenton and Jolene. Yes, I think they were worried she was going to request a large fee, so they were quite relieved in the end when she asked them to give a donation to charity. It's a great suggestion, though, to raise some money for international aid while they're at it. Oh, she's full of good ideas, though, Linda, isn't she? Indeed she is. His trouble is, Linda's good ideas often involve me getting drafted in to do the donkey work. The problem is, you do it so well, Robert. This garden's looking wonderful. Wonderful. It's a lot better than it was. I'm sure Linda's gonna love it. You've only been living around here five minutes, Emma. Well, it's true. Long enough to be involved in a car crash caused by your son. The one you covered up. I regret that. It was a very difficult situation. You could have spoken to me. I had nothing to say. Plenty to say, by the sounds of things. Joy was telling me she tried to get a place on the parish council a while back and I thought it was a shame. No, no, more than that. I couldn't believe that a good hearted, thoughtful, generous person like Joy wasn't being snapped up. I mean, you couldn't hope for someone better to represent this community. They should have been biting her hand off. It don't quite work like that. No. Well, it should. So I had a look on the website to see exactly how it all worked. I read the code of conduct and I got angry. And the more I thought, the angrier I got, Nick. So I made a verbal complaint and yesterday I put it in writing. And I'm sorry, Emma, I don't know you very well. I'm aware of that. But I don't think, what with everything that's gone on, that you should be representing the people of this parish. How can you possibly say that? You've just said yourself you don't know me. Sure, he could have died. Fallon too. Yeah, but we didn't. Because George saved us, didn't he? But if it wasn't for him, you'd never be in the water in the first place. I know that. Sorry, what can I get you? You know I handed him in my own son. I rang the police and I told them what he'd done. Yes, but that doesn't change what happened before that. And you're right, I'm a newcomer to the village, relatively speaking, but I'm still allowed an opinion. And it's my opinion that there are plenty of other people around here who would make very good parish councillors. Perhaps it's time we gave one of them a chance. Well, you just have to hope they uphold your complaint and get me kicked off the council, won't you? I need to go home. Do you know what? I hope you never find yourself in an impossible situation, damned whichever way you turn. Because if you do, you might just be surprised by what you find yourself doing. Mmm. Sorry, Robert. I mean, lovely, lovely, yes. Very neat and tidy. Well, yes, that's what you asked for. Yes, you used those very words. Yes, I know. I know I did. And you've done an excellent job. It's just. On reflection, I wonder whether we're Missing a trick? What sort of trick could we possibly be missing? I don't know. Um. The opportunity to do something bigger. Bigger? Metaphorically or literally? Well, both. Both. All of these immaculate edges. Is it a bit twee? Twee, twee. I saw Kirsty when I was out with Monty and she was telling me about all the exciting developments in the pipeline at Rewilding Ambridge. Oh, yes. It were beavers. Exactly. Beavers. You can't seriously be suggesting. No, no, no. The introduction of beavers to Aboriginal. Of course not. But it did get me thinking about rewilding in general. You want to rewild our garden? Yes. Why not? Well, for one thing, because I've spent all morning unwielding it at your request. Yes, I know. But look, there are still things we can do. All these fallen branches you've gathered, we could pile these up for insects and small mammals. What do you think? Robert? Robert, where are you going? For a bath. Robert. I've been out here all morning and I've done exactly what you asked for. I know. So if you want the garden rewilded, you can jolly well rewild it yourself. Oh. Oh, dear. I feel terrible about Emma. She was so upset. Well, she was bound to be. You must think I'm horrible. No. I've just felt, oh, so useless since it happened. I wanted to do something and, you know, when it comes to it, I don't think Emma has shown integrity. However you look at it, she covered up a crime. It's complicated, isn't it? I. I think Emma only did what she did because she was desperate. You think I was wrong to complain? No, I. I didn't say that. Do you still think about that night? I think about it every day. Me too. I have nightmares. Yeah, me too. I thought they'd stopped, but they started me again. Me trying to find Joy in the water, her being dragged away from me, her lying there. Have you talked to anyone about it? No. What about Joy? Have you talked to her? Not really. I definitely don't want to go stirring it all up for her again. But what's the alternative? You just pretend everything's fine? It's what I've always done. It ain't broke. Yeah, but maybe it is broke. Why don't you try talking to Joy, Mick? I think she'd want to know how you're feeling. She'd hate that I'm hiding it from her. But how? Tell her what you've told me. Just start talking and take it from there. Some tea? Thank you. I'm Sorry, Robert, I. I don't know what came over me. Rewilding, clearly. Well, I admit I was excited after talking to Kirsty, but it was very thoughtless of me to come home and go on about it when you'd spent the morning tidying the garden. It was a little thoughtless, yes. Extremely thoughtless. And I do think what you've done looks fantastic. Just not wild enough. No, no, no, it's perfect. It's just I want. Well, I want to move with the times. And the more I think about it, the more convinced I become that rewilding is what we should all be doing where we can. So when should I expect the beavers? Perhaps you could start a little smaller than that. Leave the dead shrubbery to create some natural architecture, that sort of thing. So what you're saying is essentially to just leave it? Well, yes. I'm not sure what our paying guests will make of a rewilded garden. They might well just think it's overgrown. Oh, well, then it'll be our job to educate them. No, no, no, thanks. You can try educating the Philpotts if you like, but I don't fancy your chances. You know I relish a challenge. I do know that, yes. Robert. Are we pals again? We're always pals, Lindy. I just wish you'd had this epiphany a few hours earlier, that's all. Mick, I had no idea. I know. Well, I didn't want to worry you. What you're talking about, didn't want to worry me. That's what I'm here for. You don't want me whinging and moaning at you. No, I want you to talk to me about how you're feeling. Mick, we're a couple, aren't we? We need to share this stuff with any hope of going the distance. Well, I should hope we have me and all. I could kick myself. I should have realized. Of course, the accident has had an impact on you. It would on anyone. You're coping all right. It wasn't the same for me, though. I was out of it. First I knew about it was waking up in hospital. Not like you. You had to experience the whole thing. I can't imagine how frightening it must have been. Yeah, it's trauma make. You can't just push it down. You need to process it. Do you think I shouldn't have done it? Complained about Emma? Oh, I don't know. I felt so angry about her and George having covered up the truth for so long. And why should she get away with That I don't think she is getting away with it. Really? Do you think I should withdraw the complaint? Tell them I've changed my mind? That's up to you. I don't want to. You're angry and you've every right to be. George caused so much pain to so many people and he and Emma lied about it. And in my book, that calls into question her judgment as a parish councillor. And that's fair enough. But. No buts. Just. If you're going to process how you feel about this and to learn to live with it, then at some point there's going to have to be some forgiveness, isn't there? Because otherwise, where does it all end? How are any of us going to properly move on? Oh, it is a stupid thing. Fallon. Oh, Ed. Hi. Are you looking for something? Oh, my spare tire is flat. My front left has got a puncture or something. I thought it gave me home, but it was pulling so much, I thought I better change it. Well, I've got a pump in the back of the van. Just let me pull over. I'll get it for you. Thanks, Ed. Oh, joy. Hello. Hiya, Emma. Not disturbing you, Emma? I didn't know if you'd be having your tea. No, Ed's not even home yet. I was just putting some washing away. Oh, it's never ending, isn't it? You put one lot away and there's another to deal with. This Kira helping you? Oh, no, she's over with Clary and Eddie, helping them put their tree up. She does it every year. How lovely. Yeah. I wondered if I could come in for a chat. I won't stay long, only it's a bit nippy out here. Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah, of course. Come in. Thanks, pet. Oh, finally. Thought he was never going to come off. There you go, Spares all pumped up and ready to go. Oh, thanks, Ed. You're a lifesaver. Here you are. I'll hold it. Get it in place. Ed. I can manage, you know, if you need to go. No, it's fine. I messaged Em, told her I'd be a bit late. We're not doing anything tonight. Any road, sir? All right, then, thanks. How is Emma? She's not good. She's not good at all. No, I can imagine. I felt awful for her in the pub yesterday. Yeah, she was in bits when she got home. Poor M. Yeah. I think it was just such a shock finding out that Mick had complained about it to the parish council. I mean, he hardly knows her. How's that looking? Yeah, it's in place. Now just hold it there while I put these nuts on. Yeah. I mean, Em knows how wrong she got it with George, but to have people in the village thinking that she's not fit to serve on the parish council. Well, it's a blow. Of course it is. So, yeah, what with that and the constant worry about George, she's in a pretty bad way. If it helps, I think Mick's still struggling, you know, after the accident. He's finding it hard to process it all. I don't think he thinks Emma's a bad person. He just lashed out without thinking about it. Oh, damn. I've dropped tonight. You go. I got it. Oh, thanks. How is George? Oh, he's okay. Oh, good. Actually, I don't know why I said that. I don't think he is okay. We're really worried about him. What it is, is I just wanted you to know that I don't support mixed complaint. I mean, I'm supportive of him, obviously, and he's his own man. He can do what he likes, whatever he thinks best. But I don't agree with his complaint against you. I'd understand if you did. Well, I don't. And I don't blame him neither. I do the same in his shoes. I mean, I did do the same when I thought Alice had caused the crash. I took Keira out of the riding school and I posted on social media telling other parents to do the same. Same I did worse than that and all. I never even stopped to think. Right, So I can't blame Mick for complaining that I'm not fit to be on the council. Oh, I don't think it's that. He thinks you're not fit for it. He's upset and angry and he's taken it out on you. Of course he's upset. You could have been killed. You could have both been killed. Aye. Once George told me I should have straight to the police. Well, that would have been a very difficult thing to do. Yeah, but the right thing to do. I did try to persuade him. I thought I could talk him round. It must have been awful. Please don't feel sorry for me. But I do feel for you. I covered up a serious crime and people could have died. You could have died. But I didn't die. We're still alive, all of us. Yeah, I know. Look at me, sitting here in front of you, alive and kicking. Enough George to thank for that. The only reason I'm here today is because your George helped to save my life. I know, but. But nothing. He could have run off and left us to drown. But he didn't. He risked his own life and he saved me and Fallon. That's the truth. You know, I was so proud of him. Because his instinct in that moment was to help other people. And I found that reassuring. Because he hasn't always done the right thing, George. But this time he did. Or I thought he had. But to find out actually that the whole thing was his fault. That he caused it all and put the blame on someone else. George did a bad thing. Yeah, but that doesn't make him bad. And it doesn't make you a bad mother. Oh, that's not what everyone else here is thinking. I don't think that's true, pet. I think most folk around here and everywhere else know how hard life can be. How unexpected. We're all just doing the best we can with the cards we've been dealt. Sometimes in impossible circumstances. You've got kids, haven't you? Just the one, Rochelle. And let's just say that I know what it's like to have a complicated relationship with your child. To feel like you've failed them because things happened that were out of your control. Really? Your instinct was to protect George, and that made you make some questionable decisions. But it doesn't make you a bad person. It doesn't make you a bad man. It makes you a good one. Oh, dear. Look at the state of us. We look like we've been sweeping chimneys, not changing one tire between the two of us. It's a good job I'm not going out tonight. Take a while to get the this muck off. Oh, well, after all this excitement, I'm good for nothing but collapsing on the sofa and ordering a takeaway. Thanks, Ed. I owe you one. Oh, they did. Anything. Are you kidding? If you hadn't been passing, I'd have been stuck by the side of the road with two flat tires waiting for the recovery truck. Then having you to chat to made the whole thing a lot less grim than it might have been. That's all right. I enjoyed it. Is this what it's come to? Changing a tire by the side of the road passes for a Friday night out? Yeah, maybe. Is that sad? Well, it's a bit. Well, it was just good to think about something else for a bit. I'm really sorry to hear things are so difficult with George. Thanks. That's pretty generous of you after everything. Ed, we're friends. I'm here for you and Em. I know it's been weird and difficult and messy, but I'M really glad we're all friends again. Things are finally on their way back to Norway. Yeah, I just. Yeah. Never mind. Ed. What? What is it? No, I. I just wish things were back to normal for me and Em. With George in prison, you mean? Yeah. And everything else, it's just all so complicated. Like we agreed that we're gonna put it all behind us and move on and we're trying. That's good. It's not as easy as that, though, is it? Because things. Things keep happening to get in the way. Like this parish council complaint. You've just got to hang in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I will. Good. And if you ever need to talk or drink or, I don't know, change a tire on a freezing Friday night, I know where to find you. Cheers, mate. Oh, you're so welcome. Come here. Are you doing anything nice tonight? Mick's rehearsing his creepy Christmas with Linda, so I said I'd go and meet him in the Bull afterwards. Halfway tea there. Oh, nice. Hey, Orkira might fancy it. Creepy Christmas. I think it's going to be quite spectacular from the sounds of it. I don't know. Maybe. Might be a bit awkward. No, it won't. It'll be fine. Emma, what's happened has happened. But you live here. You don't need to hide away. I don't know. I'm starting to think maybe I should keep a lower profile altogether. You don't mean leave the parish council? Well, Mick's got a point, hasn't he? Maybe I shouldn't be a parish councillor after what I've done. Come off it. You don't think that. I don't know what I think anymore. But if other people don't think I'm up to it, then maybe it's time to bow out. They might give me no choice anyway. Why? What will happen? Who knows? The district council's gonna look at it and then it'll go back to the parish council who decides what action to take, if any. So it could be nothing. Could be a slap on the wrist. It could be worse. But if I quit, I wouldn't have to face any of that, would I? And at least Ed would be pleased. How do you mean? Well, he thinks I should give it up. That I've got enough on my plate, which I have. But the council's one of them things that's really kept me going. You know, I've really loved being a parish councillor. Some of them just see it like a status thing. But I really tried to do it. Well, to make a difference to people. So why would you give that up? Mick's a good man, but he's a black and white kind of person, you know. Yeah, a lot of people are see things as good or bad, wrong or right and that's, you know, that's fair enough if it works for you. But my life has taught me that actually there's less black and white, more grey. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's up to you. But from where I'm standing, it would be a big loss to the community if you resigned from the council and left it to those that don't care as much. Do you really think that I do? I'd far rather have representatives who aren't perfect but know what real life is like, how tough it can be, than someone who's sailed through without any challenges. Oh, I don't know if I've got it in me to fight. Of course you have. You're knackered and you're hurting, but I reckon you can find a little spark enough to get you back on your feet so you can stand your ground. And when you do, I'll be cheering you on. Strong message here from BBC Radio 4. A brand new series, Stress testing to destruction the buzzwords and phrases used and abused by politicians. Hawk barrel, politics, red state, purple state, Sports washing strong and stable. Flip flopper. What do they actually mean? I'm Amanda Gnucci. And I'm Helen Lewis. And like a couple of disgraced stage magicians recently kicked out of the magic circle, we'll be revealing all the verbal tricks, the trade and singling out the worst examples of political double speak. Strong message here from BBC Radio 4. Listen now on BBC Sounds. It can get lonely climbing Mount McKinley. So to entertain myself, I go to chumbacasino.com at Chumba Casino. I can play hundreds of online casino style games for free, like online slots, bingo, Slingo and more. Plus I get a daily login bonus. It's just too bad that up here I don't have anyone to share my excitement with. Live the Chumba life anytime, anywhere. Play for free now@chumbacasino.com BMW Group no purchase necessary, void or prohibited by law. See terms and conditions 18 +. All right, we're all set for the party. I've trimmed the tree, hung the mistletoe, and paired all those weird shaped knives and forks with the appropriate cheeses. And I plugged in the Partisan Partisan. It's a home cocktail maker that makes over 60 premium cocktails plus a whole lot of seasonal favorites, too. I just got it for 50 off. So how about a Cosmopolitan or a mistletoe Margarita? I'm thirsty. Watch. I just pop in a capsule, choose my strength and wow, it's beginning to feel more seasonal in here already. If your holiday party doesn't have a bartender, then you become the bartender. Unless you've got a Bartesian, because Bartesian crafts every cocktail perfectly in as little as 3:30 seconds. And I just got it for $50 off. Tis the season to be jollier. Add some holiday flavor to every celebration with the sleek, sophisticated home cocktail maker Bartisian. Pick up your phone and shake it to get $50 off any cocktail maker. Yes, you heard me. Shake your phone and get 50 off. Don't delay.