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After all of that, it's going to kind of chill out a bit and talk about ice. And also in this series, we're discussing history of Music recording with Brian Eno and looking at nature shapes. So listen, wherever you get your podcasts. BBC Sounds Music Radio podcasts. You're listening to the Archers Omnibus from BBC Radio 4. You're the one who wanted me to get a job in a pub. Is this enough cucumber? Yes. Look, it's Ramzan Zaynab. Do you want to give me any. Dad. Heart attacks? Dad's not here. No, but. And it's not like I'll be getting legless with the punters. Please. I'll be in the kitchen. And the only kitchen you could find was in a pub. Beggars can't be choosers in a village the size of Umbridge. Azra. Sorry. Are you sure you don't need any help? Oh, Linda, thank you. Thank you, but no. Zainab's with me and we're almost done. Oh, well, it all smells wonderful. Not long now. How are you holding up, Linda? Fine. Surprisingly fine, actually. I thought not drinking as well as not eating would be the biggest challenge. I have to admit, I almost took a sip of water twice today. You and me both. Poor Robert caught me just before the glass touched my lips. Where is he? Oh, he had some errands to run and then he has an emergency parish council meeting this evening. Oh, so he might be here for Iftari? I'm afraid not. But he'll join in as soon as he's back. That's One person less. Mum, we're cooking way too much. It does look like a wonderful spread. I fear my eyes are bigger than my stomach. Oh, don't worry. What doesn't get eaten today will save us time tomorrow. Ah, good thinking. Oh, she's missing our dad. She's making all his favorite stuff. Hardly. If Linda is going out of her way to fast with us today, then I want her to have the best iftari I can rustle up. Oh, that's very kind of you, Azra, but I assure you, I'm happy to do whatever's the norm in the Malik house. Well, this is the norm. Honestly. I just hope you like it. I love it. I'm sure Khalil and I were planning on walking Monty before the fast breaks. If we have enough time. Yeah, yeah, sure. As long as you're back within the hour, you'll be fine. And you're sure you don't need any help? Escape while you can, I say. Yeah. Linda, honestly, you and Robert have let us take over your whole kitchen for the afternoon. It's our pleasure, really. Besides, you are our only guests for another week. You've done more than enough. Yeah, Linda. I mean, I would not be fasting unless I had to. I'm sorry. God. Well, I feel any opportunity to expand the human experience develops character, deepens our understanding of our fellow travelers upon this earth. Yes, beautifully said. So I'll see you shortly. See, her hunger's definitely messing with her mind. I think it's sweet she's fasting with us. She can bow out anytime. No harm, no foul. Now the snacks are done. Oh, poor dad. We're missing your pagora. Oh, don't worry. He'll be getting the best of the best wherever he is. Lucky. And I've not let this job interview thing go. We'll have that argument properly when we've both eaten. Suits me. And what's happening on Tuesday? This pancake eating competition. Oh, Mum, I don't understand how an eating competition squares with the whole ethos of Ramzan. Because they really need help to get people back into the tea room. Chelsea's my friend. I don't want her to lose her job. So your love of pancakes has got nothing to do with it? Mum, they're our neighbours. And neighbours count a lot in Islam. That's very true. Literally, no one was up for it except me and Brad. And Natasha changed the timing to later so I could compete after fast ends. Well, that's not the point. Anyway, what's the difference between me having A load of pancakes and you cooking up all of this. Really? There's easily enough food for 10 people here. More like six, I'd say. Well, there's only five of us. Four if Robert's not back in time. Well, you never know. What? Okay, look, I get that you're trying to help your friends, but with everything that's been going on in the world, it's. Is an eating competition really appropriate? Well, if I can't do it, then you can go and tell Natasha. Me? I'm not disappointing her after she changed the timings just for me. For crying out loud. I'd give in, like. Fine. Really? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Do the competition. It's between you and Allah. Thanks, Mom. Get off. Oh, thanks for waiting while I nipped into the ball, Khalil. It's okay. No problem. Monty saw a squirrel and got really excited. I managed to keep hold of the lead. Good. Is everything okay? Yes, yes. I. I needed to ask Tracy about access to the cricket pavilion. There's supposed to be three keys. One for the chair, and that's me, the captain and the groundsman. However, I could only locate two. That's not good. No. Luckily, she had the third. So the mystery and the missing key was solved just as Fallon brought out her salted caramel and pistachio brownies. Oh, how delicious they looked. I can never normally finish a whole one Robert and I share, but today I felt I could have managed. Hey, mind over matter, Linda. You've got to keep strong. We just need to stop thinking about food, you know? Yes. Good thought, Khalil. Not too far, Monty. Yallah. Make it easy for them, especially the children. Yallah. Let it end soon for everyone. Let the entire Ummah celebrate Eid in peace. Amen. Amen. Amen. Linda, kids, if you want to add anything or just pray for something privately, this is the time Allah is listening out. Especially for the prayers of those who have fasted all day. Yes. Do we wait for the actual time on the Ramadan calendar you got from the mosque? Yeah, either that or Mom's phone goes off at sunset. Your scarves are so beautiful. Thanks. We got these with dad when we went to see him in the summer. They're hand embroidered. Just stunning. Yes. All right, Water and dates, and then we can get the rest of the food on the table. Ms. Linda, please. Oh, thank you. Ameen. Ameen. Are these words another prayer? They're the words we say in Arabic before breaking fast. Oh, they sounded beautiful. What does the phrase mean? Actually, Khalil, why don't you translate to know if your online Islamic classes are working. No sweat. It means, oh, Allah, I fasted for you, and I believe in youn and put my trust in youn. And I. And I. Breakfast with your sister? Yeah, what she said. Okay, well, let's get the food on the table so everyone can have something. Oh, oh, oh. Don't worry, Linda. I'll go. Well, who on earth could that be? I'm not expecting anyone. Unless Robert has forgotten his keys. Oh, Crab. You made it. K, it's Dad. Z, come here. You're here. Where else would I be? Khalil. I've been waiting so long to see you all. It's dad. Linda. Oh. Oh, how lovely. Okay, come on, Khalil. Come on. Let him go. Sorry. Come on, let's all eat. So, mom, you've known Bubble was coming home for days and didn't let on? No way. Very well played, Azra. I must say, I didn't suspect a thing. So sneaky. Well, I wasn't gonna just tell you and spoil the fun. I was sure you'd give no chance. I'm actually very good with surprises. I think it's the doctor patient confidentiality thing. It's good practice. Yeah, but where are your kids? Look on your faces, though. You know, I've eaten so much and I'm still looking at the sticky Pudding Club Jamun. They are rather delicious. Please, Linda, have another. No, I couldn't. They're deceptively small and very sweet. I'd love the recipe Azra. Shop bought. I'm afraid, Linda, you're better off asking dad. Dot, tease. Your mum made the perfect meal. Hear, hear. It really was delicious, Mum. Thank you. Your brother's right. Dad's better in the kitchen. I meant to ask about Namaz. Where can we pray? Well, today you'll have to pray here because it's so late and you're tired. But tomorrow you can check out the mosque in Felpersham. Yeah. Dad, take a load off, yeah? Please. Okay, but if I'm not praying Travis tonight, then maybe we could go and see the house. Oh, Akram, you just got here. Yes, and I want to have a proper look at the place. Don't hold your bath. No, actually do. It stinks. Well, it's depressing seeing it like this. I'm glad I came, though. And not all houses on the estate were affected. No, the workman said they're making good. Come here. How long since I held you like this? Too long. I'm sorry, Azra, you've got no need to apologize. I know how hard it's been for you. Maybe just a few more minutes. It's not the most romantic spot. Hmm. Normally I can't compromise on most things, but that smell. Shall we go? What? It's going to take ages to sort, isn't it, before we can get back in? Probably. Although we do have another option. Do we? You know we do. All right, Brad. Oh, come in, why don't you? Jazzer? Don't need to knock or anything. Cheers, mate. How do you look? Hmm? How do you look? Maybe some context before I answer. You know your mum's taking me up to Milo's tomorrow night with Neil and Susan. No. Aye. They're using the money they want on the panto bet to treat us. Except I need to look the part, if you know what I mean. Look the part? Oh, come on, Brad. It's no rocket science. It's Milo's. It's got a Michelin star. Lucky you. But do I look like I'm ready for the Michelin star experience? Yeah, what's the point? She'll never like anything I go for. Maybe a jacket or blazer is a better bet than a jumper. Jaz, you reckon? Don't get me wrong, I spend most of my time counting pennies at the Student Union, so I'm not your best bet for posh restaurant advice. But I. I reckon jacket, not jumper. Chelsea's at work still, so she cannot help me. What's Uncle Neil wearing? I suppose to know. Can't you ask him? No, that made me look alright. Numpty. Really? It's only Uncle Neil. Hey, if I buy you a burger and chips, do you fancy coming at your Borchester High street with me? I'd love to, Jaz, but I'm meeting up with the film society and I've got to get this reading done for my assignment before I go. Why don't you just go with your mum tomorrow instead of me? Save her the disappointment. I wish I could. Except I'll be finishing my assignment and then heading to the tea room for amateur's first. Drum roll, please. Pancake eating competition. You what? Yeah, me and Zaynab going head to head. Emma flipping freshly made pancakes with the most delicious toppings. Eat as much as you can. And your competition's that wee Zainab. Yeah. What's the price? One month of free breakfast. So long as you're there before 11:00amonth, I could eat you and Zaynab under the table anytime. I reckon I could win this. Except you've got that date with a Michelin star. I'm gonna phone your ma. I'm sure she could move the dates around. Good luck with that. I'm sorry to see it's still quiet. Yeah, we reduced the prices on the cakes again after 3 o'clock, but no one's here to see it. Don't make any difference. Is Natasha here? No, she's gone to pick up the twins. She said to start getting ready to close early again if it didn't pick up. This place is really getting her down, isn't it? Yeah. It's not like her, is it? She's banking on tomorrow, getting some more people in, reminding them where they used to like coming. The pancake eating competition? Yeah. Who's competing? Still? Just Brad and Zainab at the minute. Well. Well, if you need me, I can help with making the pancakes. Oh, thanks, Pat. That would be good, because Natasha will be busy refereeing. Okay. Count me in. Hey, did you manage to get that petition together? I did, yes. But it's hard work getting people to sign up. Really? Yep. Either they weren't affected, so they don't seem to care, or they're still trying to cope with the damage. They don't have the time. Kidding. It's so frustrating. I've emailed Sarah Byron, you know, the mp. I've made an appointment to see her at her surgery. Oh, thanks, Emma. Just wish we could find a way to get more people on board. I mean, if they took the time to really understand what's happened and why and how many times it's happened this year alone, I'm sure they'd be as angry as we are. Any luck with the newspapers? Maybe aiming for the nationals was too much. I approached two. One sent an automatic response and never followed up. The other one. I miraculously got through to a human being who said they don't think it's new news. It happens all the time, all over the country. They need a reason to cover this incident in particular, and apparently we don't have one. Fine. Then we'll go local. Borchester Echo on the Westby Courier, perhaps? Yeah, People around here will have to care. Maybe we need to give them a bit of a scare. Let them know it could be them next time. I could have got a taxi back from work. Why? I took your car, so it makes sense I pick you up. You really need to rest a little Ukraine. I'll rest when I'm dead, as they say. How's your Rosa going? Fine. The vasts aren't even that long this year. Oh. How was the mosque? Bit far. Yeah, but nice. Small, of course, but nice people. Great. I think Adil may have mentioned it once. Is he okay? Akram? Yes. He's in his element of the farm. Always has been. I know, but my little brother is running away. He's always running away. He's deciding what to do next. And the only one who can decide is Adil. So I should keep my nose out? No. But yes. And I should be thinking about printing some flyers. Plumbing services. I need to check the bike to make sure she's in good nick. Surely you're going to get a van for work. Yes, but what about for pleasure? What does that word mean again? I should take you for a spin, remind you what it means. Or on your motorbike? Hardly. I used to be clinging on for dear life. You loved it. It messed with my hair. Remember those wild days? Destroying the ozone with a ton of hairspray. How can I forget? I'd get on looking like Christine Cagney and get off looking like Jon Bon Jones before his makeover. Happy days. I think it was the bike that made you say yes to my proposal. You were always on it. As soon as you were old enough. Before we even knew we'd end up together. And for the record, it was your jawline that did it, not the bike. Bit saggy now though. Acha. So the kids should be there when we get back. Yeah. And please have a word with Zaynab. She's got a job interview coming up. And John, I know you're disappointed she didn't go to university this year, but you know what she's like. Everything happens in her own time. No one can push her. She's getting used to living in a new place too. Maybe she's missing Solly. I don't think that's it. Once she realizes what a slog it can be in the workplace, she'll reconsider, trust me. In the meantime, it's good for her to get some work. But she's got an interview for a job in a pub. What? Jaz, are you still here? What else would I be? What you are dressed up for? Well, I told you, me and some friends have joined the Film society. Shame that jacket are wearing. Wouldn't have fit me 10 years ago. Maybe. Anyway, I was thinking more dinner jacket, not bomber jacket. Looks good though. You're looking good. So, some lassie you should be telling me about. No. Did you get through to Mum? Aye, and she wasn't having any. How dare I try and move her on a special date she's arranged just to get some free pancakes, yada, yada. She's got a point. Don't you start. It's not just about free pancakes, is it? It's free breakfast weeks yet. They must be desperate at the tea room, eh? Natasha looks like she's about to lose it. Whenever I've been in. And all of them are tired of the cleaning and trying to make the place smell nice. Chelsea said often enough. Go on. Away with you. Oh, come on, Jazza. It's meant to be a great restaurant. There's not many people whose other half treats them to something like that. I suppose so. When I'm standing with my trophy held high, here it comes, belly full of the finest pancakes. A whole month's fee, Brecky, in the palm of my hand. You should win. Zainab's a tiny thing. Be easy. Looks can be deceiving. And she's fasting, so she'll be well up for filling a gap with pancakes. You're right. You need a strategy. Oh, don't worry, Jaz. After I get back tonight, I'm not eating anything until the contest tomorrow evening. I could see that happening. What does that mean? You practically eat 24 7. You're like wee moose nibbling away. There's no way you'll manage nothing till the morrow night. Oh, I will. I've got to get my assignment in tomorrow, so I'm going to get my head down, get it sent, and then emerge victorious. See about that. Jealous much? Cheeky. Go on. Have fun. Later. You done? Oh, I really needed that shower to wake me up. So, the agents have said the new flooring can't go down tomorrow because it's not dried out completely. Might be delayed till next week. Can't they get some more dehumidifiers in? Yeah, I've just messaged them suggestions suggesting that I can go and turn the heating up. I got a text today from Imran. He heard I was back. Oh, that's nice. How is he? Good, actually. He wanted us all to go over to the EZ. 5:30. What, tonight? Yes. We could pick Zen up up on the way to Solihull. We got loads of leftovers, and you know what it's like at Imran's. We'll be there all night. Linda and Robert can have the leftovers if they like. Or we can all have them tomorrow. Come on. It'll be nice to see our old neighbors. The kids will love it, too. Yeah, I'm just a bit tired after work and fasting, which is why I'm driving someone else's cooking. The kids do really love it at Imran. So, is this about what you said last night? What? Going back to Solihull. Okay, cards on the table, please. The house in that Beechwood estate is nice enough. Good garden. Nice neighbors by the looks of it. But the agents are dragging their feet. And I can tell Khalil doesn't want to go back to Pooh Palace. He's not still calling it that. He is. And what would Zaynab thinking of working in a pub? Yeah, there is that. Just thinking, practically. Solihull is still an alternative, but tonight isn't about any big decisions. Just enjoying being together again. It's lovely to have you back. It's lovely to be back. I think Khalil's still out walking Monty. Yeah, he loves walking that dog after school. Whereas he doesn't love school. No surprise. And he's careful about who he opens up to, but he loves the outdoors. He likes going to Henry's farm. Henry's our neighbour's boy. You'll meet them all soon enough. Ah, yes. And you've seen how he's taken to Linda and Robert and their dog. Yeah. So is this you saying we should stay? I think we were just settling in and then the whole sewage thing happened. But once you see Umbridge, you know, without all these stresses. Well, you might like it. You're a country boy at heart, Akram. Not like me. Cello. Let's see. Emma, this is great. Oh, well, it's just a social media page, really. It's not too complicated, but it does get the message out there. And I can put a link to the online petition on here and links to the Borse Clean Water Action Group, too. It's great that you've used the photos of the farm immediately after the deluge and during the cleanup. Yeah, if we can direct people here, I'm sure the images and the information will strike a chord. Oh, you had a reply from the Echo? Oh, no, that was just a holding email and out of office. Trouble is, the local paper hardly has any staff these days. I'll keep chasing them. Sometimes it feels like the entire system needs an overhaul. Like none of the dots are joined up anymore. No one's listening to anyone else. Everyone's an individual in their own silo, trying to make ends meet. I know most people don't care. Oh, what's this? Oh, it's from Radio Borsetshire. Oh, Pat. They want us to come in for an interview. Excellent. Yes. On Thursday. This Thursday at 1:30. That's the lunchtime show. Loads of people will listen to that. How did they know about us? Well, Mum had her show on there. She said she'd make a few calls and ask a few people. It must have worked. I know it's not national radio, but still, Emma, it's fantastic. At least we have an opportunity for our voices to be heard. That's not a bad turnout, given there's still a bit of time before we start. Yeah, let's hope they stick around. I must say, there's not too many regulars. Brad, are you sure I can't get you anything? Nah, saving myself. It's just that you look a bit. Oh, I was working on my assignment till late. Only just uploaded it before I came. Bit knackered, that's all. Oh, okay. Good. Hi. Oh, at last. Zainab. I thought you might be a no show. Sorry, dad. Couldn't find the car keys. Oh, yeah. Your dad's back from Pakistan. Chelsea say he insisted on bringing me. You okay, Brad? Yeah. Why? Nothing. It's getting a bit hot in here, though, isn't it? Is it? Right. You two will be here on the Competitors Day table. Emma and Pat, when she gets here, will be flipping the pancakes at the back. Oh, there's three fillings. Lemon, chocolate, maple, banana. Yummy. You don't have any allergies? No. No. Good. So I'll go over the rules just before we start you get settled. You got enough lippy there, Trace. Oi, don't be like that. I'm making an effort here, me. I know. You do look gorgeous in that. Really? Yeah, really. Although it'd help if you wore a smile, too. I'm a bit nervous, if I'm honest. Of what? These places are the type where they expect you. Be a certain way, act a certain way, dress a certain way only so everything's nice. I like to be comfortable when I eat with proper food. You said it's not proper. No, it is proper, but posh food's usually small. I don't believe this. You're still thinking about the pancake competition, aren't you? No, Jazzer. Only you would call me to try and move tonight around so you could eat pancakes. It was worth a try. Right? Susan and Neil have already set off. I'll see you in the car. And if I hear you moan about one more thing, you can stay home and I'll go by myself. So that's why you insisted on driving me over. Zeynep, this is not a Joke. Okay, I know you're going to give me an earful anyway, but I was never gonna do it, Zenab. Oh, come on, dad. Mum was going on about me getting a job, so I did. I wasn't actually gonna go to the interview. I promise. There was nothing else around here. Nothing you're qualified for. Really? You as well? Hey, this is me you're talking to. I don't believe in uni for the sake of. Of it. I mean, look at me. But Ami has a point. Qualifications mean choices. Right, everyone? Dad, go and sit down. It's starting. Good luck, I think. Welcome to the tea room at Bridge Farm. Thank you for coming tonight. That all sounded a bit intense. Oh, don't sweat it. My dad's a pushover. Really? You should be more worried about how I'm going to pound you into the ground. Now, firstly, as you can see, there's a pile of pancakes ready to go on the competitor table. And pancakes are available for you to buy as well. Freshly made in the kitchen and at a discount to boost. We'll replenish the pile as the competitors get through them. And the winner gets a free breakfast and a hot drink for a month. Terms and conditions apply. Now to introduce our competitors. Sitting to the right, the Ravenous Rampager from Solly Hall. Wait, what? I gave him Zainab Mali. And sitting to the left. Don't let those innocent eyes fool you. It's the Chomper in Chief. I know. Brad the Boy Horrorbird. Okay, guys, one pancake at a time. Once you clear it, you're welcome to grab the next. Any topping that falls off your pancake does not need to be consumed. But if you're caught removing toppings, I'm afraid that's a straight disqualification and your opponent wins. Clear. Prepare to be humiliated, Chomper. Whatever. Jane, I have. You ain't seen nothing yet. Lightweight, I know you are. Are you sure you're okay? And it's an all clear from the kitchen. Thanks, Emma. So, we are ready, steady, and, Brad, is anyone else hot? Brad. Brad. Brad. What happened? He said he was hot, and then he just hit the deck. We don't have to do anything. Just sign the petition. That's what Emma was saying. You already have. Yes, like I said about 50 times already. I am only saying you're signings like me signing. Except if we both do it, then they have more signatures, don't they? I didn't think. No. Emma, shouldn't you be flipping pancakes? What? Emma, slow down. Brad's. What? That was so embarrassing. Not gonna lie. Kinda was. Yeah. Thanks. It's the way he slid off the chair and hit the floor. How lucky I had my supportive friend with me. Sorry. More water? Bread? No, thank you. Mr. Ballot, one of the women who works here has called your parents, I think. Oh, no, that's not necessary. They're on their way. How are you feeling? Good. Yeah. Honest. It's just got a bit too warm in here, and I was up late last night and skipped breakfast. Or you took one look at the ravenous rampager from Solihull and thought better of it. Ignore her. Hardly. How's he doing? Good. I'm good, thanks. Sorry. Personally, I still think he looks a little. Oh, yeah? What? Off. You look a little off. Still. Sorry. But I am fine. I'm sorry for any trouble, but. Oh, no, don't be daft. Only I don't suppose you'll feel up for it. Maybe after a break. Sure. Is that a good idea? Are you still feeling light headed? No, honest. And I probably could do it in a few minutes. Although it'll be embarrassing getting back up there. You've got nothing to be embarrassed about. Exactly. I mean, I'll be reminding you of this pretty much forever. She means it, I'm afraid. But if you're not up to it, you don't have to. Does he? No, of course not. If he's not up to it. Zaynab, would you be up for competing? If I can find another opponent. I'm not sure. Who would it be? At this moment in time? I have no idea. I'm sorry, Natasha. I so wanted to help. I'm sorry, too. No, don't be. You're right. You're both right. Well, we tried, didn't we? Look, Akram. Zainab, please. You've been fasting, too, so help yourself to as many pancakes as you like on us. I'd volunteer myself, only it wouldn't be much of a competition. I can only take so much sugar. Oh, that's kind of you to say. Please, go eat. I'll stay with Brat. It's not over yet, Natasha. Look, the people are sticking around, I suppose. You've got them all here. And a load of pancakes on the go. Thanks, Zainab. Don't forget to take some home for the family, please. We'll think of something else to get the people back. Honest. Brad, you sure you're okay? Much better, thanks, Zainab. All right, then. I'll see you. Champa. Zainab. Do not turn that into a thing. But it's so hard to resist. And it suits you, you know? See ya. Nice to meet you, Brad. Nice to meet you, Mr. Malik. Brad. Brad. Mum. Mum. I'm fine. I'm fine. You don't look fine. Tracy. Jazza. Sorry to give you a scare. How many did you get done yet? You pass it? No, no, no. Brad fainted before we'd even started. What? It was very hot. See? I told you to eat something. You have never, ever gone without something to nibble on for more than an hour or so. I did. I had something for breakfast. You did not. I was there. He may have had to eat something. He was up studying through the night. But he didn't eat the right. Come on. You need something proper to eat. I can get him something here. No, Mum, you've got your meal. And Natasha, don't worry about me. Not anymore. I told Susan and Neil we won't make it. No, you've got to go. And Natasha, Maybe I can still do the competition with someone else. I could step in. Oh, really? Well, I'm not going to the restaurant anymore. I can't believe you even suggested that, Jazzer. Neither can I, actually. Thank you for the record, your honor, but Natasha was really hoping. It's okay, Brad. Maybe this was never going to work. You take care. And thanks for trying. Really, I appreciate it. Come on. We're all stopping by the Bull on the way back. Get three courses in. Maybe one of Fallon's souffle pancakes. Hello, everyone. Thanks for waiting. Unfortunately, as you can see, we had a bit of an unforeseen medical emergency. But don't worry, we'll make it up to you. How about free pancakes for everyone from your local tea room? You're very quiet. Not sure what I can say that won't turn into a thing. Hey, let's take a wander up the lake. Really, dad, it's dark. Come on, we haven't had much time. Just you and me. Yeah. Look, I don't want this thing between you and your mum to continue. Baba, I said sorry. You said sorry to me. And I'll say it to Mum, too. Without making a joke of it, of course. Promise. Good. Just be nice to her. She does so much for you. For us, you mean. You feel bad about being away for so many months, so you want me to make up for it? Ouch. Maybe you should look into a psychology degree. Ha ha. I'm not kidding. Anyway, I know mom and I can rub each other up the wrong way, but we do work well together too. And I help out with Kyrie. Yes, she Said so herself. She's always telling me how supportive you are. She is? Sometimes. She does do my head in though. Look, disagreeing is fine. We all disagree on some matters. But be considerate. She deserves that much respect. Yeah, I know she does. And there is a little matter we haven't had a chance to discuss. Us? Oh no. Your books. Yes. And the photos. Hey, it wasn't your fault. You don't understand. I moved them. Do you know there are only two people I know who would insist on being blamed for something after they've been given a free pass. You and your mother. But Dads, I really do feel bad. I know it was an accident. And your Uncle Adil took it upon himself to look through every photo collection in his grand's house and most of the relatives houses to find any pictures he could with his parents in. Did he find any? Yes. Had them all copied and put in an album. Aw, I love Uncle Adya. So when do we tell Mum about the photos? Has she mentioned them? She doesn't even know they were in the boxes with your books. She's been so preoccupied. Then maybe we should keep it to ourselves. Let's get the house sorted and then see where we are. Dad, Are you and Mum thinking about going back to Solihull? Why are you? We're just keeping our options open. What do you think? I'm easy either way. Come on, Beta, really, if it was up to you, I think maybe I'd like to try this place out a little longer. Okay, duly noted. What does that mean? It means I hear you and I respect your opinion. And I'll race you back to the house. Huh? Wait, what? Dad. Dad, you can be. 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And also in this series, we're discussing history, music recording with Brian Eno and looking at nature's shapes. So listen, wherever you get your podcasts. Kirsty. Oh, hi, Pat. Oh, I'm glad I caught you. Oh, yeah. Emma and I have been trying to get word out about Borsichill Water. Complete lack of responsibility for what happened. Ah. Actually, I was wondering if you knew what was happening with Tom and Natasha in my house. Oh, sorry. They haven't told me anything. Only they wanted to get another survey done, a drain survey, which I know has been done because I paid for it, but I haven't heard back from them. I could really do with getting things moving. Of course. I'm afraid I don't know what happened about the survey. You know how these things take time. I'm sure they'll be in touch. Would you ask them to call? Okay. Now, about Borsicher Water. Of course, yes. Sorry, pal. Don't be. I know everyone's busy, but there's a social media page to access information now, and we've got some testimonials from people who were affected. In fact, you're welcome to add one yourself. I really don't have time at the minute. Of course, but whenever you do, it'd be so helpful. And we have a petition online, so I was hoping Rewilding Ambridge might share the link on your website. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. I'll check with Rex. Great. Sorry, Pat, I do need to get to the shop. Of course you do. And I appreciate you doing this when you've got your hands so full. Yeah, but honestly, if we don't make time for it, nothing will ever change. You can bet those water company executives are banking on us being too stressed and busy to hold them to account. You're right. Now, I've got a printed version of the petition. Some of our locals don't really get online much, do they? Would you be able to put some out at the entrance? Definitely. Perhaps I can pop over when you're there and speak to you and Rex at some point soon. Good idea. Sorry, Pat, but. I know, I know. Don't let me stop you. And please do consider leaving a testimonial online. I will. Bye. Hi, Joy. I'm grabbing some milk and bread on my way home. Oh, that Was a big sigh. Everything all right? Oh, ignore me. This house business is getting on top of me. It's never ending. No luck with finding those matching kitchen cabinets? Of course not. Do you need a bag? No, I've got one, thanks. How's the house sale going? Oh, don't even go there. Oh, that good. And that's 340, please. Brenda's still pushing for a quick sale. I don't know how Roy's convinced her to wait this long. I bet it gets snapped up if they put it on the market. Who knows? Tom and Natasha wanted a drain survey. It wasn't the drains, was it? It was the overflow. Yeah, and I'm sure they know what it's said, but they've still not come back to me. I know so much has happened with the farm, so I don't want to badger them, but equally, of course, you need to get things moving. You don't think they've changed their minds? Oh, please, Joy, don't even say it out loud. If only we'd exchanged before all this happened. We were so close. Hello, ladies. Hello. Oh, hi, Lillian. I'll see you later, Joy. Oh, yeah. Thanks, PETA. Take care of yourself. You too, Joy. Actually, I was about to pop in the back. Call me when you're ready to pay, Joy, please. I. I wanted to say something. Yes? Was me outside the Gills house. I set off the sprinklers. Actually, I even fell in a bush. I know. Of course you do. But, darling, the only reason I was exploring. Snooping. Yes, okay. Snooping was because, well, my sister, she. She loved that house. And the girls literally gutted it and ruined her lovely garden. It was truly awful. Jennifer did have exceptional taste. I bought a lovely scarf from a charity shop. Jenny would be so pleased to know it was being used. That's what Brian said. Listen, I. I came in to get some wine. Okay. Well, you know where it is. Well, actually, it's for you. I thought I'd get you something that you and Mick might like. Well, I accept your apology. And honestly, there's no need for the wine on top of the meal last week. Oh, but there is. And I was thinking a nice white. Please, let me, Joy. I feel a whole lot better now. This one here's a great favourite. Do you like? No, it's too expensive. Perfect. This one it is, then. Lillian, are you busy tonight? Not really, no. Why? I was thinking Mick's away for a few days seeing friends, so if we made sure no one mentioned it to him, I suppose you could pop over and share it with me and take a quick peek inside the house. What? But what about the no guests rule? If we don't tell, no one will know. Oh, Joy, that would be wonderful. Hello, Brian. Joy. I don't suppose you have that red pesto sauce back in stock? I put it out myself this afternoon, Brian. Excellent. Ah, it's a great quick dinner after a long day. Joy, do you think we could make it, the three of us, tonight? Oh, Tony, I just got back. The traffic was impossible. I have no idea why. He was supposed to be covering Anya's break. I know and I'm sorry. I happened to bump into Kirsty on the green and I said, if anyone is a natural supporter of our campaign, it's rewilding Ambridge. But she was in a bit of a rush, so I didn't suppose roping Emma into your plans makes it a campaign, does it? Because there are two of you. What's got into you? Oh, I don't know. Perhaps having Natasha bending my ear about the Pancake Day fiasco. I think she might have said. And Clary and Susan and Chelsea have obviously had enough of general work wherever most needed. I'm afraid we'll have a mutiny on our hands if we're not careful. Slashing prices left, right and centre. Tom's veg box offers are cutting any profit we make to almost zero. But every time he calls his regulars, they're still not ready to reorder. We knew this wasn't going to be easy. So pardon me if I can't get excited about your little campaign. You're acting like I'm enjoying this, aren't you? You might want to check through the tomatoes. Some of them are going rotten. It's got nothing of Jenny left. Hasn't got much of anything left. He bought. Seem very sad. This was the pride and joy of our house back in the day. Jenny's kitchen. Perhaps this wasn't such a great idea. I'm sorry. No, no, no, it's not your fault, Joy. Once you're inside, it could be any plush house anywhere. Well, that's the point. Used to be a home. Now it's a house country. Bolt over the rich and stupid. Oh, well, I think it was very kind of them to let me and Mick stay. Keep watch, more like. Under a million rules. Oh. Oh, oh, don't worry. That's just the robot vacuum cleaner. Of course it is. Oh, mind yourself. Oh, it's Mick. I better take it in the other room. Can you stay here and keep quiet, please? Hiya. Ryan, it's so depressing. I mean, obviously it's just an investment property. It doesn't seem lived in at all. I'll put it with a robot vacuuming every time you move. Glad Jenny didn't have to see this. I've come to check spoiled veg is already in the compost. Oh, good. I do live and work here too. How can you think forcing Borsetshire Water to take responsibility for what's happened is a bad thing? I don't want to talk about it. Well, I do. I don't think it's bad. Just pointless. Pointless? We're in the mess we're in because of that company's short sighted, profit focused behaviour. Yes, we all know that. But whatever you do, whoever you or Emma or the Borsuchire Clean Water Action Group call or write to or email, it won't make a difference. The company are not going to change their behaviour just because you're all angry. And you think anything will change if we do nothing. The best place for all our energy is here on the farm where we're dealing with the crisis. Nothing else matters. I'm very sorry you feel that way. I believe it's the right thing to do. Like writing the reference for George. And what do you mean by that? Did it save him from prison? I do not regret what I did. He made that very clear at the time. Sometimes I think of the slow erosion over the years of standing up for what I felt was right. I mean, the number of times I thought about doing something about major injustices. But then there's work and family, grandchildren, goats even. And it all shrinks down to this. The farm and the elms. Whenever I can volunteer my time. But surely that counts for something, doesn't it, Pat? The family, the farm, the work. It's not like you're sitting twiddling your thumbs. Of course it means something. It means everything. But Tony, I don't want to be someone who can't make a difference to anything bigger than her own life. Your life is not small, Pat. It never has been small. It has been, Tony. In the great scheme of things, it's tiny. And maybe you're right. Maybe my CND years are over and maybe I can't stop everything, anything even. But this borsuch of water serves us and our community. And they ought to do better. This is tangible. Somewhere I can make a difference for all of us. And no one's going to stop me. Brian. Brian. Yes? What are you doing in here again? Joyce said not to go walkabout she's looking for you. Look. I used to sit in here in my Chesterfield chair and Jenny would leave me a mug and something sweet. She always knew when I had a lot on my mind. There was no hiding it from her. Yes, I know, darling, but we can't be in here. And now look at it. It's a den with a pool table. All this frightful gaming nonsense. Yes, yes, all right. And it's probably for their children. Now, come on, let's go. Oh, it's that devil vacuum cleaner. How did it get in here? It followed you, Brian. Oh, you've broken it. No, no, it's. It's still spinning round and round. Are they supposed to do that? No. What are you doing? Switching the ruddy thing off. What are we going to do with it? We're going to leave it in the corner. No one will notice. But leave. Shh. Come on. I think it's time to leave. Pat, you haven't seen Saren's Heart of you. The one with the daisies. It was on the floor in the hall. Oh, lifesaver. It's not really cold enough, but she barely leaves the house without it these days. It must be a comfort thing. Who would refuse a bit of comfort, eh? So, how's it going? With the house, I mean? Why? Have you spoken to Tony or Tom? No. Kirsty, actually. Oh. Yesterday she said she was chasing you both, but she hadn't heard from you since you asked for a drain survey. Do give her a call if you're not buying, then she can at least get it back on the market. Actually, I've been messaging her this morning and she's not got back. I'm surprised. I wonder why not. Yeah, I mean, you'll hear soon enough anyway. So Tom and I have decided to put in a reduced offer. What? In fact, we have put in a reduced offer. Really? Yeah. Look, we discussed it a lot, believe me, Pat, because you're. You're. You're worried this sort of thing could happen again. Well, that's precisely the point. The survey showed that the house itself is sound. What happened was because of Borser water, not any problem with the plumbing or pipeworks. Right. And the house? Well, it's close by with the perfect amount of space. You know, we love it. Yes. And vitally, we can probably get a reduction on the price. A serious one, because it might happen again. In which case, isn't it a bad investment? I mean, a bad investment's still a bad investment, even if it's cheap in a Tussle. This was the first time we had a load of sewage all over the farm. Does it mean you're all going to sell up and move on? That's not the same. I mean, we own the farm. You and Tom still have a choice. Yes, we do. And we've communicated with Kirsty about the reduced offer and we feel the reduction in price and the very small likelihood of this sort of thing happening again makes it well worth it. And anything more you might say, rest assured, Tony's probably already said it. I mean, it's the one thing that actually felt like we had some control over, which is a godsend, given everything else. And what. What will you do if Kirsty refuses the new offer? Well, then Tom and I will have to look elsewhere. As long as you've thought it through. By the way, is everything all right between you and Tony? We're fine. Is that why you're sitting in here alone? Actually, I'm on hold with Borsetshire water only. I can't stand listening to that wretched music, so I am staring at the screen instead. Although I can't be on hold forever, it's not long before I'm on local radio. Oh, of course, the interview. Go. Make us proud. Pat. Kirsty. Hiya, Kirsty. Oh, sorry, Joy. I didn't see you there. Oh, you look how I feel. Is everything okay? What is it, Pat? I finally got an email from Tom and Natasha. They still want the house. Oh, that's good news, surely, but at a reduced price. Oh, no. And it's not a small production. Clearly they're taking advantage of this entire sewage mess. They know what it'd look like to any potential buyers if I put it on the market now. I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. I've got Brenda and Roy desperate to get the sale through and these two trying to get a whopping discount. You could not sell it. Wait a few months or a year. Things will calm down eventually. That mean losing Willow Farm and living here only for a short while. I can't, Joy. Well, can you manage with their lower offer? I wish I could just have some time to think everything through clearly. Instead, I feel like everyone's breathing down my neck. I suppose Natasha and Tom can seem a bit. Pushy? I was gonna say enthusiastic, but because I've had to wait for them to get back to me with this latest blow, they're just gonna have to wait for my response. Atta girl. Thanks, Joy. Oh, I'm sorry to vent oh, don't be daft. That's what friends are for. How's the kitchen coming along? Oh, you know how it is. They found some similar base units to match the wall mounted ones, but to be honest, they're not all that similar. Will be me Frankenstein kitchen. Well, there might well be a few of those on the estate. Except yours. You need to bear that in mind and all, Kirsty. Don't forget they're getting brand new flooring and units. If they buy it, they'd be getting everything done for them. Ready to move in. Yeah, you're right. I'm not gonna let them push me around. Thanks, Joy. Now I best be off. Where to? Somewhere nice. I have some very important business with Lillian. I thought you'd be getting ready for your interview with Radio Borssicherry. They cancelled. What? They have something higher up the story for Food Chain, so they dropped my interview. I just got the call. Dropped as in what, not happening at all? Yes, cancelled, Emma. Oh, I'm sorry. It was one interview on local radio. I know, but it was something. People listened to that show. If nothing else, it would have increased awareness locally. People can't get involved in something if they don't know it's happening. Quite. Especially if it didn't happen to them. Oh, honestly, Emma, we need to get the message out. Reminds me what it was like with E. Coli. We had to work so hard not knowing if we'd ever get back on track again. It's not pleasant moments like that. Things like this, they can change a farm's future in the biggest way so suddenly and nobody realize. Come on. Lillian. Joy. How nice to see you. Sorry, darling, I think I may have overdone it a little last night. Do not darling me, please, Lillian. And enough of your fake apologies. Not only did you and Brian, who I did not invite, by the way, overdo it last night, but you also broke the robot vacuum cleaner. Well, think carefully before you deny it, Lillian. First you two rush out of the house like it was on fire. Then I noticed someone switched the robot vacuum cleaner off, and when I switched it on again, it's just going round in circles like a dog chasing its tail. Really, dear, it was an unfortunate accident on Brian's part. Oh, of course it was Brian, because apparently he and Miranda are away for a few days. What? Left this morning? Oh, yeah, yeah, they went to Rory. I can't believe you'd force yourself on me with fake sympathy, Joy. I leave the room to take one phone call and you and Brian break something. Then Leave without even mentioning it. This thing must cost a fortune. Like everything else in that house. And I am not moving from your doorstep until. Right you. Right, right, right. Yeah, of course. Only please do come inside and we'll look online for a replacement. There we are. Two flat whites. This is a knockout pistachio sponge, Emma. Oh, really? Natasha liked it, too. I have to say. I know this quiet time ain't good for business, but it does give me a chance to have a go at stuff in the kitchen. That's good use of the downtime. We'll have some great bakes by the time it's all back to normal. Well, this is really a hit. Okay, you got your thinking face on again, Pat. Trying to do anything about what's happened is like being stuck on a roundabout being passed from pillar to post. No one willing even to face us and have a word. It's a disgrace. I don't agree with people who believe we carry on fixing the mess caused by that blasted water company and do nothing about it. Neither do I need to be called out. I mean, okay, we're just two women from a village in Borsetshire, but if the job falls on us, then so be it. We have a voice and we must use it. Yeah, we need to show them the mess they created and demand to know what they mean to do about it. Exactly. And what if they say nothing? Then we make sure people here borsit your water say that. So everyone's clear. They intend to do nothing to help their customers. Oh, thank goodness. They're not as expensive as I feared. Yeah, but there's such a wide range. We need to find the exact type. There. That's the one. They've got. How much help? Why do they have to go for the high end one? Because everything about the Gills House is high end, Lillian. Who'd pay that much for a vacuum robot or not? Well, they've probably got insurance. Joy. Look, if we just put it back and pretend you didn't see anything, they'll probably. I did see it. And so did you. I might not be made of money, but I don't begrudge the girls spending theirs on anything they want. It's Brian who broke it. And I'll tell them as much if you don't find a way out of this. You wouldn't. I so would. Dare I point out, if you did tell them, then they and Mick would know you broke the no visitors rule, darling. Oh, Lily. Yeah, so you'd be culpable to some degree, even if indirectly. Well, whatever the case, I am not moving from here until you sort this out. But it was Brian's fault, and you're the one who invited him. So you're culpable to some degree, even if indirectly. Exactly. All I know is Mick's back tomorrow evening and the man can't lie to save his life. As soon as the girls are back, he'll be blurting it out to unburden himself. He can't ever know you were even in the house. Kirsty, Can I have a word? Natasha? Actually, I've got a meeting in about 10 minutes. It won't take long. In fact, I've been calling and texting since this morning. I'm at work, Natasha. Yeah, it looks busy. How it looks isn't the issue. Plus, I've got the works at the Beachwood house to sort and 10 million other things. Well, the next time you want to have a moan about having too much on your plates, you should try having to resurrect a business or three, as it happens, that have literally gone down the drain since the spill while trying to keep our landlord at bay. Because the poor woman needs to know when we'll actually be out of there. So she can line up another tenant while chasing after two children, blithely unaware of the gravity of the situation their parents are in. Wow. Did you get our email? I did, yes. And please don't tell me I'm gonna have to chase you as well, given you're the one who needs to sell a house and we want to buy it. For what, peanuts? Don't exaggerate. You do realize you're taking me for a ride twice? How's that? I'm already bending over backwards to make sure the flooring and everything are done well and as quickly as possible. I mean, I even let you choose the carpet. Well, that would be covered by the insurance. It's practically a new downstairs. And then you hit me with this revised offer. It's very reasonable, given I've been chasing you since you decided you wanted an extra drain survey. You didn't seem to mind avoiding my calls and emails when it suited you and Tom. We have been up to our nexus. It's Bridge fresh, the tea room, the dairy. It's all practically on its knees. What did the survey say? Hmm? If it said there was something wrong with the building itself, you wouldn't be interested anymore. Well, put it on the market then, and see how much interest you get when everyone around here knows it was swilling in filth a few Weeks ago. Tom and I are taking a risk, but we're willing to if the price is reasonable. The price is reasonable. I'm sorry, Kirsty, but the situation has changed. So our offer has changed. We're a good bet we're not in a chain. But given the sewage spill, we can no longer offer the asking price. It's the new reduced price. Or we look elsewhere. Okay, five more minutes. Kick about, and then I need to go in, check on the workmen. Okay? Okay, dad. I'll take your blazer off, Yar. You'll move easier. Don't worry. I got this uniform. Or not. Oh, watch out, Joyful. I. I'm so sorry, ladies. There are back gardens for such activity. Sorry. Our back garden is currently a building site. Hello, stinky parts of ripped out kitchen. I was trying to keep him amused. Khalil's only just back from school. How's it going, Akram? Slowly, Joy. At least, too slowly for my liking. You sure you're both okay? Well, fine. Just a little startled. Anyway, we need to go, Joy. I better get inside, too. Khalil, maybe you don't kick the ball in the road. Excuse me. What's that, Joy? This. Oh, it's awesome. One of those robot vacuum cleaners? Yeah. Is it yours? Well, it's broken. Really? What's wrong with it? Keeps spinning around in circles. Doesn't go in a straight line anymore. And it doesn't sound too pretty, either. We're trying to find someone who'll fix it. I could take a look. Well, that's very kind, but it's a very expensive item, Khalil. I'm not sure it'll be that easy. Look, ladies, in my experience, this might not be a huge problem. Could be a simple fix on the inside. Just need to get a look. If I can diagnose the issue, that's half the job done. Oh, don't worry, darling. We're taking it to a repair man in Felphersham. Oh, and he said he could definitely fix it? Well, not specifically, no. But he's had his little shop for decades, and if anyone knows how to hits him, he charges enough. I thought you said he could fix it. I was trying to be positive. Oh, ladies, ladies, please, let me take a look. I won't do anything to it, but if I can see what's wrong, it might save you a trip out on some money. How old are you, Lillian? Hey, age ain't nothing but a number. Besides, you got nothing to lose. You've got a point there. Oh, go on, Then where do you want to do it? Well, our house is full of workman. Come over to mine then. I've got builders in the kitchen, but we can use the table. Okay, I'll get some tools and I'll meet you over there. No, Natasha. Tom knows my thoughts about the Beechwood house. And it's up to you and him as to what you decide to do. Okay, I hear you. Thank you. We've all been rushing around like headless chickens for weeks. And now suddenly, with the milking done, I've got nothing else to do. You deserve to take some time out and enjoy your train set. I didn't mean that to sound like I'm babying you, Tony. No, you're all right. Ah. So nice and calm in here. That's the idea. Tony? Yes? Pat okay? Yes. Why? Nothing. She's busy. She's going on the Casey Meats Abattoir tour on Sunday. Something about supplying schools. Right. And everything okay with you and Pat? We're fine. Why? Did she say something? No, quite the opposite. She said you were fine too. Oh, good. Only it's an interesting word, isn't it? Fine. The thing is, Pat's not very pleased that I don't believe her campaign is going to make any difference in the scheme of things. What? Why? Borsetshire Water is not going to change its lazy profit first policies because two people wrote them a strong email. That's not fair. But it's true. But they've got a petition going. They're planning to speak with the local mp, joining forces with other campaign groups. If it's happened before and the other campaigns exist, what does that tell you? Clearly, they haven't made enough difference to fix the issue. Yes, but there's also holding people to account. Companies are not people. They're even more slippery. Despite all that, this has really given Pat some much needed focus and energy. She's trying to make a positive difference. Might not move mountains yet, but it's a start. Well, I'm not stopping anyone, but I'm entitled to my opinion. Okay, I'll stop talking. Natasha, Is there a reason you came to the workshop? I'm sorry, it just feels like you. But hiding? Oh, procrastinating. Actually, Tony, there's something I've got to do and I'm really not looking forward to it. Hello. Are you one of the lucky ones? Sorry? Are you one of the houses who escaped the mess? Unfortunately not. Sorry, Us too. I know. Akram Malik. Neighbor. Azra's husband. Yeah, I don't actually live here I rent it out. Although I see you have a sold board up. Yes. That's lucky selling after all this. I'm surprised you had any offers while the damage is still being bed. Doesn't feel very lucky. In fact, I think the whole house is unlucky. Oh, okay. Well, look, I'm sorry. I'm Kirsty. It's nice to meet you, Akram. No, really, it is. I just have a lot going on. I wasn't in the mood to speak to anyone. I understand. Sometimes my radar is a little crankier. I don't pick up on the signals. It's fine. Honestly. Okay. Well, I'll leave you to it. Joy mentioned that you just got back from Pakistan. Ambridge must feel quite different. Well, yes and no, actually. Oh, no. Khalil, what's happened here? Yeah, don't worry. It looks worse than it is. I was only with the builders two minutes. More like 10. You've taken the whole thing apart? Well, that's the thing with diagnostics. You have to get to the heart of the problem. Right. I'm back from my meat. Oh, dear. Is this what I think it is? Yes. So I removed this base plate here that holds everything in. And then once that came off, I had to see if any of the components were loose. Oh, dear. Only in order to really check, I needed to remove this thing. Fine. But you can put it back together again. In theory, yes. What about in reality? Well, the thing is. What's the thing? You said you knew what you were doing. If I do, at least. Well, I knew when I was taking these bits off. I just can't quite put them back together. What are you gonna do? Us? Charming. I was trying to help. Stop it, both of you. We need to work together. I need this fixed and back in the house before Mick gets home. We haven't got long now. There's no time for a trip to your man in Felpersham. Lillian. So what are we going to do? They left in a rush. Time sensitive mission or something. Said he really does seem to like Joy. Oh, she's great. Really. Oh. So good of you to help me with this. It's nothing, really. I think I've wiped away any of the stray paint from the glass. Thanks. Anyway, you were saying? Oh, nothing. I've hogged the conversation long enough. You're lucky I'm on a listening day today. I don't really want to deal with any of this. But I can't bury my head in the sand. It's easily done. I married Azra and Came to England over 25 years ago. My kids remind me I've been here longer than I was ever in Pakistan. Now, I always planned we'd eventually return. Then suddenly you click your fingers and years have gone by. Life has other plans. I can see how happy they are to have you back. It'll wear off soon enough. Don't say that. When do you think you'll move back in? You are moving back in. Azra has a job. Khalil settled into school. Z seems to have made some friends. For now, I think we're sticking around as to when we get back into the house. I know. How long's a piece of string? Now, the thing is, Khalil, the very first step to diagnose the problem is to test the device as is, then try and see what might be wrong. Taking it apart is fun. Yeah, but with high tech kit like this, ill advised. I know. That's what my dad always says. Oh. Is your dad good at stuff like this? Yeah. He never gives up on anything that's broken. Always tries to fix it. Good man. Now, if I can just reattach the back plate. Oh, can you hold that for me? What do you think, Tony? Is it salvageable? Oh, you've almost got it back together, given. You said it was turning on. Just not moving properly. It's a mechanical problem and not an electrical one. Hey, that's exactly what I said. You did, Pat. Oh. Can you see yet what the issue is? No. Here. The plastic hub that holds this wheel and connects to the drive system. Oh, yeah. It's cracked. Is that bad? Actually, I think with some delicate handling and a bit of the right glue and we should be able to get the wheel fixed. Really? Yes. And no one will notice it was broken. I believe we can manage that, Joy. Oh, Tony, you're a lifesaver. Kirsty. Natasha. I wasn't expecting you. I really regret how our last conversation went. Oh, you're not here to say more, then? No. I was so stressed with everything. But whatever my pressures, they are mine, not yours. I should not have brought that to your door. Can I? Sure. Oh, it's my birthday. And mine and Tom's anniversary this weekend. I know it's stupid, but a few months ago, I thought we'd be in our new house by now. I know we might not have sorted all the boxes and Helen and the boys would be squeezed in with us, but still. Still, we'd be home. Actually, I do understand how disappointing that must be. Natasha. I really don't want to lose the sale with you and Tom. But I've got so little room for maneuver with Willow Farm. No one will lend me more. So I need to make the money on this place to secure that place. I'm afraid we're in the same boat. With work being so precarious, everyone pulling to get the Bridge Farm reputation back to what it was, we have to be sensible. Tony and Pat don't even think we should consider a place on this estate. Really? Yeah. But we're willing to take a gamble, Kirsty. Only something's got to give. So we're stuck if we can't make it work. Maybe we are. But what I came to say was. And Tom wanted to be here to say it too. Whatever happens, it's not worth losing a friendship over. No, we have to stick to the lower offer. But we're really not trying to take advantage with all the advice we've been given. It's the sensible and reasonable thing to do. 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