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You're listening to the archer's omnibus from BBC radio 4.
Helen Archer
Hey, Tom. I brought you a cup of tea.
Tom Archer
Oh, cheers, Helen.
Helen Archer
Why are you in such a good mood?
Tom Archer
Oh, I'm just feeling, you know, chipper chirpy. I'm a chipper chirpy chappie.
Helen Archer
No, you're not. You're really not, Tom.
Tom Archer
I just think things are going well, aren't they? The audit was really affirming.
Helen Archer
Yeah, for you, maybe.
Tom Archer
Well, for you too, surely.
Helen Archer
Yeah, absolutely. But not for dad.
Tom Archer
Well, Dad's just got to get over it.
Helen Archer
Have you said that to him?
Tom Archer
No, of course not.
Helen Archer
We do need another conversation.
Tom Archer
Who's we?
Helen Archer
Well, me and you with him, the Anguses have to go.
Tom Archer
I agree.
Helen Archer
Okay.
Tom Archer
I mean, we're running a business, not a charity for cows or dads.
Helen Archer
Yeah, I wouldn't leave with that if I were you.
Tom Archer
Actually, I think he might take it better coming from you, on your own.
Helen Archer
Oh, really?
Tom Archer
Yeah. I'm serious. I think he's less defensive with you.
Helen Archer
You're just saying that because you don't want to deal with it.
Tom Archer
But honestly, I think he does listen to you.
Helen Archer
But he listens to you too.
Tom Archer
But it's different. It's different because, you know, you're a girl.
Helen Archer
Girl.
Carol Tregoran
I'm 46. You know what I mean.
Helen Archer
Oh, hang on a sec. It's Anna.
Carol Tregoran
Anna?
Tom Archer
Anna Tregoran.
Neil
Yeah.
Helen Archer
Hi, Anna.
George Grundy
I'll crack on.
Anna Tregoran
Oh, Helen, I'm so sorry to bother you. No, that's all right.
Helen Archer
Don't worry. Everything okay?
Anna Tregoran
No, no. My mum has just called me. She's had a fall.
Helen Archer
Oh, no.
Anna Tregoran
And she's currently lying on the floor in the living room. She can't get up. And I've called an ambulance, but I'm so worried there'll be ages. And she's probably freezing because she refuses to put the heating on beyond mid February. And I.
Helen Archer
Just around there.
Azra
Would you.
Anna Tregoran
Can you.
Helen Archer
Yeah, absolutely.
Anna Tregoran
I. I know it's Mother's Day and you might have plans.
Helen Archer
No, no plans. I got daffodils and a cup of tea in bed. I'll go right now.
Anna Tregoran
That would be amazing. Thank you. Thank you so much. I am so sorry to ask.
Helen Archer
Please don't apologize.
Anna Tregoran
It's just that I'm on holiday. I'm not even in the country, which sounds really bad, doesn't it? That I'm away on Mother's Day?
Helen Archer
No, no, it doesn't.
Anna Tregoran
But she actively hates all that stuff. Of course she does. And she's got this cleaner who also kind of keeps an eye on her, but she's gone and fired her while I'm away.
Neil
No.
Helen Archer
Okay, look, don't worry. Don't worry.
Anna Tregoran
I don't want you to think that I just left her.
Helen Archer
Oh, I'd never think that.
Anna Tregoran
There's a key safe outside the house, just by the door. I'll text you the code now. Okay, thank you, Helen. You are an absolute star.
Helen Archer
It's the least I can do. Bye.
Anna Tregoran
Bye.
Tom Archer
Tom, what's going on?
Helen Archer
Will you come with me?
Tom Archer
Where?
Helen Archer
To Carol Tregoran's.
Tom Archer
Yeah, why?
Helen Archer
She's currently lying on the floor in Glebe Cottage and she can't get up okay.
Tom Archer
Yep.
Helen Archer
I can give you a hand with those veg boxes later if that makes life easier.
Neil
No, no, no, no, it's fine.
Tom Archer
I'll do. Because I need to make a fuss of Natasha later because she's already a bit annoyed that I've got this meeting about the cricket.
Carol Tregoran
Cricket?
Tom Archer
But I could miss the meeting if I have to.
Helen Archer
It's just I might need help getting her up.
Tom Archer
Yep, absolutely. Of course, of course. Come on, this is way more important.
Linda Snell
Oh, I think I'm ready to call it a day.
Kenton
Yeah, me and all. I need to get back to the pub. Fallon's off this afternoon. She and Kirsty, who've gone to Birmingham.
Linda Snell
Oh, shopping?
Kenton
No, they're hoping to see Greg James finishing today's leg of his eight day tandem cycle ride.
Linda Snell
A course for Comic Relief.
Kenton
Yeah, that's right. Radio One's Longest Ride.
Linda Snell
Well, it's certainly that rather young Mr. James than me.
Kenton
Yeah, too right.
Linda Snell
It's a shame not everyone is so community minded.
Carol Tregoran
How do you mean?
Linda Snell
Well, I. I sometimes wonder why we bother with this.
Esme
What?
George Grundy
We're speeding.
Linda Snell
What? Sometimes.
Kenton
Oh, I think it's still really important.
Linda Snell
Oh, it's definitely important. But fewer and fewer people seem to be willing to help.
Kenton
Yeah, I do seem to be dwindling in numbers.
Linda Snell
We used to have so many volunteers. I don't know what's happened to the spirit of the village.
Kenton
Ah, I don't think it's the spirit of the village that's flagging.
Linda Snell
Well, just the spirit of Speed Walk.
Kenton
People are busy. It's been winter. Been cold and wet.
Linda Snell
And now it's spring, Jody.
Kenton
Okay, maybe we should do a push for new volunteers.
Linda Snell
Yes. Yes, we probably should. And what on earth was wrong with Brian Aldrich just now?
Kenton
Yeah, that was a bit odd.
Linda Snell
Practically snarled at us. And for what exactly? Services to the community.
Kenton
Listen, Linda, before we pack up, I wanted to talk to you about something because. Well, you'll hear about it soon enough anyhow. Go on. Well, it was when you was talking about the spirit of the village, and I thought, well, I've got to tell her now and I hope you won't take it the wrong way.
Linda Snell
What is it?
Kenton
Me, Kenton and Lillian are planning to form a new cricket team. But instead of a village team, it'll
Carol Tregoran
be a pub team.
Linda Snell
A pub team?
Kenton
Yeah, we're having a meeting later with some of the key players.
Linda Snell
A pub tea?
Kenton
Yeah. Everyone thought that this might be the way to move things on, you know, the way forward sort of thing.
Linda Snell
Who is everyone?
Kenton
Oh, you know, Rex, Chris, Lily.
Carol Tregoran
Lily?
Kenton
Well, she weren't convinced she'd be welcome.
Linda Snell
But whose idea was this anyway?
Kenton
Well, I'm not sure.
Linda Snell
Well, if people are that desperate to play cricket in Ambridge, then why not simply reform the Ambridge cricket team?
Carol Tregoran
Because we need a fresh start, Linda.
Kenton
You gotta see that.
Linda Snell
Well, I don't. I don't see that at all. And what's so fresh about it anyway, if it's all the same people?
Kenton
I'm sorry, Linda, I. I was hoping you might be glad we were doing that.
Linda Snell
Glad? Why on earth would I be glad? I have dedicated huge swathes of time to Ambridge Cricket Club. And what time is this meeting?
Kenton
Well, I don't think it's necessarily a good idea for you to attend.
Linda Snell
Oh, so I'm not invited?
Kenton
No, I didn't say that, did I?
Linda Snell
Oh, yes, that's exactly what you said.
Anna Tregoran
I just think you need to give
Kenton
them all a bit of space.
Helen Archer
Carol? Carol, can you hear me?
Linda Snell
Yes.
Carol Tregoran
Yes, I. I can hear you.
Helen Archer
I can't believe there was no key in that box.
Tom Archer
I wonder if I can fit through that window.
Helen Archer
Tom, a small child couldn't climb through that window.
Tom Archer
Yeah, maybe you're right. Okay. Hang on.
Helen Archer
What are you doing?
Tom Archer
I reckon if I could climb this fence, then get onto the roof, I could get through that one upstairs.
Helen Archer
Please, please don't do that. Tom, if you break your leg, you'll end up in the ambulance with Carol.
Carol Tregoran
Put your arm through the.
Helen Archer
Sorry, what's that?
Carol Tregoran
Carol, put your arm through the small window and then you can undo the bigger window.
Helen Archer
All right?
Kenton
Don't be angry, Tracy, but I was doing speed watch with Linda.
Carol Tregoran
And? And I told her.
Tracy
You told her what?
Kenton
About the pub.
George Grundy
Cricket.
Tracy
So?
Kenton
And she wants to come to the meeting. Jolie, I told her it weren't a good idea.
Tracy
Why did you tell her about the meeting at all?
Tom Archer
I don't know.
Carol Tregoran
I panicked.
Kenton
I mean, she was always going to find out sooner or later. About the team, I mean.
Tracy
So what did she say?
Kenton
She's dead against it.
Tracy
Shocker.
Kenton
I know, I know, but it's not
Tracy
up to her, is it?
Kenton
No, it's not.
Tracy
We need a fresh start.
Kenton
I mean, I did tell her she weren't welcome.
Tracy
You actually said that?
Kenton
Well, I said it more kindly than that.
Tracy
And what did she say?
Kenton
She was pretty upset.
Tracy
Oh, nothing simple, is it?
Justin
Not in this life now.
Tracy
Not with Linda Snell.
George Grundy
Oh, there you go.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, that's better. Thank you.
Olivia
No problem.
Helen Archer
Still a bit worried that you might have broken something.
Carol Tregoran
Not broken something. No, I haven't broken anything. Although, except one of my best bone china cups, which is quite upsetting, really, because they're very pretty.
Helen Archer
Well, I'm sure they will want to check you out when the ambulance comes.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, no, the ambulance isn't coming. Sorry, I cancelled it.
Tom Archer
You cancelled the ambulance?
Carol Tregoran
I most certainly did, yes. Waste of NHS resources. But I called them as soon as I heard that you were coming over. Oh, Carol, don't look like that. Honestly. You and Anna have a lot in common, you know.
Helen Archer
Okay, so what can we do now?
Alan
I've got no idea.
Carol Tregoran
You can go on home. Your work is done.
Helen Archer
We can't just leave you, Carol.
Carol Tregoran
Actually, I wouldn't say no to a cup of tea.
Tom Archer
Oh, I'll make it, shall I?
Carol Tregoran
Okay. Yep.
Helen Archer
Thanks. Tom? Oh, it's Anna.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, tell her that everything's fine. And don't tell her that I cancelled the ambulance, whatever you do.
Helen Archer
Hi, Anna.
Tracy
Hi.
Anna Tregoran
Are you there? Is she okay?
Helen Archer
Yes, we're here. Tom came with me.
Anna Tregoran
Oh, that was good of him.
Helen Archer
And, yes, I think your mum's okay. I think.
Anna Tregoran
Any sign of the ambulance?
Helen Archer
Well, about that.
Kenton
Do we know who's definitely coming to the meeting?
Tracy
Rex, Chris, Lily, Kenton, obviously. Me, you and Tom.
George Grundy
Tom.
Tracy
It didn't take much persuading, apparently. He's even offered to help us recruit.
Kenton
Oh, that's great news.
Tom Archer
Yeah.
Tracy
Oh, and it'd be good to talk about training today.
Olivia
Oh, look out. What?
Tracy
Linda?
Linda Snell
Oh, I know. I know you don't want me here, and I don't plan to stay for the meeting, I assure you. But, Tracy, I want you to hear me out, please.
Tracy
Okay.
Linda Snell
I need to make one final plea for sanity and rationality.
Neil
Oh, no.
Kenton
Tom's here and all.
Linda Snell
Where is it? Well, perhaps Tom should hear this too.
Tom Archer
Oh, yeah.
Linda Snell
Hello, Tom.
Tom Archer
Linda.
Anna Tregoran
You're early.
Tom Archer
I know. Basically was out already and it didn't make sense to go home and come straight out again. And, well, to be honest, I thought I might get a quiet pint all alone.
Tracy
Ha. You fool.
Kenton
Yeah, well, you can have a pint and listen to Linda's speech instead.
George Grundy
Linda's speech?
Linda Snell
I wasn't going to make a speech.
Neil
Jolie, what's going on?
Tracy
What can I get you, Tom?
Tom Archer
Pint of Shires, please.
Kenton
What about you, Linda?
Tom Archer
Me?
Linda Snell
Do you want a drink?
Anna Tregoran
Oh.
Linda Snell
Oh, yes.
Anna Tregoran
Why not?
Linda Snell
I'll have a glass of house white.
Tom Archer
So what's happening exactly?
Tracy
Linda knows about the pub team.
Tom Archer
Oh, okay.
Linda Snell
The Ambridge cricket team is one of the jewels in the Ambridge crown, Tom. It's Tradition. It's noble. It's sacred.
Tom Archer
The thing is, Linda, that things got a lot less sacred with all the subterfugion backstabbing.
Linda Snell
But how much backstabbing was there, really?
Kenton
Quite a lot.
Tom Archer
And then Freddy destroyed the last vestige of goodwill when he failed to turn up to a meeting that he organised.
Linda Snell
Well, I'm sure he had a very good reason.
Tracy
Well, if he did, I never heard it.
Kenton
The thing is, Linda, we just want to get on with it.
Tom Archer
I mean, nets usually start in February.
Esme
Yeah, that's it.
Kenton
We're nearly end of March.
Linda Snell
Mid March.
Tracy
We need to crack on.
Tom Archer
We'd all like to get some cricket going after Easter.
Linda Snell
But you do realize that you won't be able to use the Ambridge cricket going, don't you?
Tracy
What do you mean?
Linda Snell
Well, the admin, for one thing. You're too late to register for this season.
Helen Archer
No, that can't be right.
Linda Snell
Then there's the insurance, pitch maintenance and security.
Tracy
Well, surely that's all easy enough to sort out.
Linda Snell
Oh, you'd be surprised, Tracey.
Tracy
Would I?
Linda Snell
Yes. Plus I've told Ed he can have his sheep grazing on the outfield. What for a commentary? Nag on my offer? That would hardly be sporty.
Kenton
Hang on a minute. So if you've already promised the cricket
Linda Snell
ground, I'll rope off the wicket, of course.
Tom Archer
Well, then we can't get the team back together anyway.
Linda Snell
Well, I'm sure Ed would understand if this was about Ambridge Cricket Club triumphantly rising from the ashes.
Rory
Oh, I see.
Kenton
But you weren't willing to discuss the issue with him. If it's only for a pub team,
Linda Snell
I wouldn't put it like that.
Tracy
Well, maybe we don't need the Ambridge cricket pitch.
Tom Archer
We've got to play somewhere, Tracey.
Tracy
I realise that, Tom.
Tom Archer
Sorry.
Tracy
But maybe we could be like one of them wandering teams who just play away games or on neutral territory.
Neil
There's an idea.
Linda Snell
No, no, no. I'm not sure that's very practical, Tracy.
Tracy
Well, you're not giving us any other option, are you, Linda?
Linda Snell
I am, I am. I'm saying come back. Come back to Ambridge Cricket Club.
Tracy
The problem is that no one wants to.
Kenton
Yeah, that's it. That's.
Neil
Rory Cory. What are you doing?
Kenton
It stuck.
Neil
Stop. Stop. Turn the engine off.
Kenton
What?
Tom Archer
Turn the engine off.
Neil
What on earth are you doing?
Tom Archer
Doing.
Rory
Sorry.
Olivia
I'm sorry.
Rory
I don't know.
Neil
I told you not to drive anywhere near this end. I expressly said don't drive the tractor over here. I warned you. It's Like a bog.
Rory
I know, I know. I just got distracted.
Neil
Distracted?
Rory
Yeah. Sorry. I'm really sorry.
Neil
Okay. Okay. Just hold tight. I'm going to get the other tractor, tow you out.
Tom Archer
Hi. Is it okay if I make myself a brew?
Esme
You don't have to keep asking, George.
Tom Archer
I know, but I feel bad interrupting your work.
Esme
I told you, it's fine.
Tom Archer
Can I make you one?
Esme
Yeah, lovely, thanks.
Tom Archer
How's it going?
Esme
I just hate staring at a screen all day.
Tom Archer
Isn't that basically your job?
Esme
Yes. Why do you think I want to run a farm instead?
Tom Archer
You still not heard from your landlord?
Carol Tregoran
No.
Tom Archer
He's out of order, I reckon. Dragging it out.
Esme
I just want to know what the rent's gonna be.
Tom Archer
Of course you do. It's basic.
Esme
I'd love to keep you on, George, if I can.
Tom Archer
Thank you. I appreciate that. I really do.
Esme
You okay?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah. Next Monday. Next Monday? I need the morning off, and I. And it's a bit last minute, sorry.
Esme
Sure, sure. That'll be fine. I can do the milking on Monday.
Olivia
Oh, yeah.
Tom Archer
Really?
Esme
Absolutely.
Tom Archer
Thanks, Esme. You're a great boss. No, no, no, I mean it.
Esme
Can I just check?
George Grundy
What?
Esme
Is everything okay?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's just the. The dentist.
Esme
The dentist?
Tom Archer
On Monday? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he said it could be bad. A bad one. Ah, I'm sorry, but is that okay?
Esme
Oh, yeah, of course it is. Oh, speak of the devil.
Rory
What?
Esme
Well, he's just emailed me. The landlord.
Tom Archer
I mean, what's he say?
Esme
Hang on a sec.
Tom Archer
Is it all right?
Esme
Oh, no.
Carol Tregoran
What?
Esme
I can't afford this. I just can't afford it.
Neil
If it needs a new clutch, that's thousands of pounds, Rory.
Rory
Well, I have to pay for it.
Olivia
You?
Rory
I mean, I've got some savings, but if it's thousands of pounds, I don't know.
Neil
You won't have to pay for it yourself. Don't be daft. And it might be all right, it might not be that bad, and.
Tracy
But what on earth happened?
Rory
Oh, I don't know. My mind wandered.
Neil
Oh, Rory, Rory, you know how important safety is when you're on a tractor.
Rory
Yes, sorry.
Neil
You need to be alert. You're on moving machinery around animals, Right? You can't just let your mind wander.
George Grundy
Who knows what might have happened?
Rory
I really am so sorry. I really.
George Grundy
I just.
Rory
I'm just not feeling that great at the moment.
Olivia
I'm sorry.
Neil
Ok, listen, don't worry about the tractor.
George Grundy
You forget about it.
Neil
We can't do anything about it. No, we're Nearly done here. So why don't we finish up and
George Grundy
then go for a coffee?
Rory
You don't have to be so nice to me, Neil.
Neil
Why shouldn't I be nice to you?
Rory
Because I might have destroyed the clutch on your tractor.
Esme
That's it. That's it. It's over.
Tom Archer
No, no, no, no. You just go back to him and say you can't afford £200 per acre.
Esme
Yeah, but he's just gonna say that's the price. Take it or leave it.
Tom Archer
Well, you don't know what he's gonna say, do you?
Esme
I mean, I can't afford to put aside 20% of the land to biodiversity protection either.
Tom Archer
Of course you can.
Esme
I mean, I do believe in that. You know, all of that. But it's the economics right now.
Tom Archer
I mean, you could offer to work towards 20%, couldn't you?
Esme
Yeah, yeah, I could, but would that be enough?
Tom Archer
Ask him. Just ask him.
Esme
Yeah, you're right. It's just. It was more than I was expecting.
Tom Archer
Well, he's just trying his luck, isn't he?
Esme
I mean, he's been really supportive in loads of ways, but at the end
Tom Archer
of the day, a landlord is a landlord. Cash is king.
Esme
I'm scared if I push back that he'll turn me down flat and I'll lose the farm.
Tom Archer
Well, you'll lose the farm anyway if the economics don't stack up.
Esme
Oh, George Grundy, how did you get so wise?
Tom Archer
Wise? Most people around here think I'm an idiot or something worse. Something much worse.
Esme
I'm sure that's not true.
Tom Archer
And I'm sure it is true.
Esme
Well, you've been a massive help to me.
Tom Archer
Can I just say one thing?
Esme
Sure.
Tom Archer
Before you email your landlord back, speak to the Tenant Farmers association, get some, like, proper official advice. That way you're covered, you know?
Esme
Okay. Okay, I will do.
Rory
Rory.
Tom Archer
Neil.
George Grundy
Hiya, Tom.
Rory
Tom.
Tom Archer
How's it going at Barrow, Rory?
Kenton
Yeah, it's good. Yeah.
Rory
I actually really like working with pigs.
Tom Archer
Ah, yeah, pigs are great.
Neil
I told you, didn't I?
Rory
You said I'd fall in love with them.
Neil
Yeah, but you didn't believe me.
Rory
They're so intelligent.
Tom Archer
Absolutely. And you couldn't have a better teacher than Neil.
Rory
You're right there. He's even treating me to a coffee in your tea room.
Tom Archer
Oh, well, you should try the cinnamon buns, they're delicious. Anyway, I better be off.
Neil
Yeah. Bye, Tom.
Tom Archer
See you.
Rory
I'm sorry, Neil. Me and tractors are obviously not a good mix.
Neil
Why do you say that?
Rory
Oh, this stupid thing A few months back at Home Farm, where I thought a tractor was on fire, and it wasn't on fire, I mean, but I called Alice in a panic. I felt such a fool.
Neil
Was it just condensation?
George Grundy
Yeah.
Rory
How stupid am I?
Neil
Oh, you're not stupid at all. You just don't have enough experience yet. Look who it is. George.
Tom Archer
Oh, hi, Granddad.
Carol Tregoran
Hello.
Tom Archer
Hi, Rory. George.
Neil
What brings you here?
Tom Archer
Just finished at Meadow Farm. Thought I'd come and buy Amber one of those cinnamon buns.
Neil
Oh, that's nice.
Tom Archer
She's a bit obsessed with them.
Rory
They are good.
Neil
Yeah.
Tom Archer
Weirdly, it's like the only thing she can eat at the moment. Pregnancy.
Neil
So weird.
Rory
Pregnancy?
Tom Archer
Yeah. Amber's pregnant. Didn't you know?
Rory
No, no, I had no idea. Congratulations.
Tom Archer
Thank you.
Neil
And I'll be a great granddad. Imagine that.
George Grundy
Wow.
Rory
Yeah, amazing.
Neil
Do you fancy joining us, George?
Tom Archer
I could do, yeah. But is that all right with you, Rory?
Rory
Me?
Tom Archer
Yeah.
Rory
Why wouldn't it be?
Tom Archer
Well, I don't know.
Neil
Just, you know, sit down, George. I'll go and order you a drink. What do you want? Hot chocolate. Do you want anything else, Rory?
Rory
Oh, no, no, I'm fine, thanks.
Liberty Mutual Advertiser
Dinner?
Tom Archer
Go on, then. I'll have a hot chocolate. Right.
Neil
I'll get Amber that cinnamon bun and all.
Tom Archer
Oh, no, don't worry. I'll get that.
Neil
Please, George, sit down. Let me buy a cinnamon bun for the mother of my great grandchild, eh?
Tom Archer
Okay, thanks. How are you, anyway?
Rory
Me?
Tom Archer
There's no one else here.
Rory
Oh, sorry.
Tom Archer
I mean, who else would I be talking to?
Rory
Yeah, sorry. No, yeah, no, no, I'm. I'm fine. I'm fine. How about you?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah, good. I mean, sort of mad that Amber's pregnant, you know, but it's all good. Like, all the tests and that say the baby's really healthy, low risk and everything.
Rory
It's good to know.
Tom Archer
Yeah. Yeah. And the scan, you know, the scan they do at 12 weeks, that was. That was amazing. I was, like, really emotional.
Rory
So Amber's 12 weeks now.
Tom Archer
14, actually.
Rory
14, right, 14.
Tom Archer
So, yeah. Are you all right, Rory?
Rory
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why?
Tom Archer
You look a bit.
Rory
What?
Tom Archer
I don't know. Just. I don't know.
Neil
Natasha's bringing it over in a sec.
Tom Archer
Oh, thanks.
Neil
Have you got that scan picture with you, George?
Tom Archer
Yeah, I do, actually, yeah.
Neil
Ah, Susan said you were showing her the other day, but I missed Dave.
Tom Archer
Oh, yeah, sure. It's in my wallet. Just a sec.
Neil
Oh, sorry, Rory.
Rory
Why are you saying sorry?
Neil
Just not very interesting for you.
Rory
Oh, no, no, no, no, it's fine.
Tom Archer
Here you go.
Neil
Ah.
Tom Archer
Oh, George. It's mad, isn't it? It's so mad.
Rory
Do you. Do you know if you're having a boy or a girl?
Tom Archer
No, we don't know yet.
Rory
Right.
George Grundy
Fantastic.
Neil
I think this could be the making of you, George.
Tom Archer
Let's hope so.
Neil
Do you want to have a look, Rory?
Rory
Yeah. Yeah, sure.
Tom Archer
You don't have to.
Rory
Oh, no, no, no, I want to.
Tom Archer
Here you go.
Rory
Wow.
Tom Archer
You know, I keep thinking, imagine if I died on New Year's Eve.
Olivia
Don't say that.
Tom Archer
But I could have.
Neil
But you didn't.
Tom Archer
My kid would have grown up without a dad.
Neil
Oh, George, let's not think about that. Come on, let's not be morbid. Hey, I brought poor Rory here to cheer him up, so.
Tom Archer
Sorry.
Rory
No, it's fine.
Tom Archer
Oh, I didn't even think.
Rory
What?
Tom Archer
Sorry. Sorry, R. What? Well, about your mum.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, for goodness sake.
Rory
No, no, no, no, it's fine.
Tom Archer
It's not. It's not fine. That was a really stupid thing to say in front of you, and. And I'm sorry.
Rory
Don't worry about it.
Neil
Here, give me the photo.
Alan
Rory.
Neil
Oh, yeah, George.
Tom Archer
Thanks.
Neil
Don't want to lose that.
Rory
No, I am sorry, George, about what you went through. I'm sorry that happened to you. It must have been terrible.
George Grundy
Thanks.
Tom Archer
Thanks, Rory, for saying that. That's really good of you. Thank you.
Anna Tregoran
Hi, Helen.
Helen Archer
Oh, Anna.
Anna Tregoran
Oh, Tony said you're in here.
Helen Archer
Aren't you supposed to be in Venice?
Anna Tregoran
I cut it short. Oh, no, I couldn't relax anyway, and I managed to get an earlier flight. I was meant to come back tomorrow, and I came back last night, so it's not that bad.
Helen Archer
Yeah, but still.
Anna Tregoran
I know, I know.
Helen Archer
Expect you needed the break.
Anna Tregoran
I really did, but never mind.
Helen Archer
Do you want a coffee? I was just making one for me and dad.
Anna Tregoran
Oh, no, honestly, I just wanted to bring you these.
Helen Archer
No, you didn't need to get me flowers.
Anna Tregoran
I wanted to. It's the least I can do.
Helen Archer
Oh, they're really gorgeous.
Rory
Good.
Anna Tregoran
I mean, I don't know what I'd have done the other day if you hadn't gone around to my mum.
Helen Archer
Anytime, anytime. Just call me, and if I can do it, I will.
Anna Tregoran
Thank you. You're so good.
Helen Archer
No, it's easy.
Anna Tregoran
Well, I've got to get something sorted for her. She can't just rely on other people's goodwill. And of course she doesn't see that.
Helen Archer
Yeah, well, good luck with that.
Anna Tregoran
I know.
Helen Archer
I'll just put these in Some water okay?
Anna Tregoran
Yeah. And I'll get over to Mum's.
Helen Archer
Please don't have a coffee. I'd love to, but what difference is a few minutes gonna make?
Anna Tregoran
I just feel guilty.
Helen Archer
Hannah, you've just cut short your holiday by two days. You can have a coffee, surely.
Anna Tregoran
It does smell great.
Helen Archer
There you go then. Take your coat off, sit down, tell me everything.
Anna Tregoran
Tell you everything?
Helen Archer
Yeah. How are you? What's going on? How's work? Need romance.
Anna Tregoran
Well, we'd need longer than 20 minutes for that.
Helen Archer
Sounds exciting.
Anna Tregoran
No, no, not really. My love life's a bit of a car crash and work is full on. I'm freelancing and I've just got too many different jobs. I'm teaching, I'm consulting, I'm still trying to write. And then there's my mum, and my mum is just all consuming, which might be why my love life is a car crash and work is a nightmare. I don't really know.
Helen Archer
I'm sorry.
Anna Tregoran
And you know what the worst thing is? When I go round there, she's just going to have a go at me for cutting my holiday short. She'll say I'm making a fuss. Well, that's her catchphrase. It drives me up the wall. I swear to you, even if her leg was falling off, she'd say I was making a fuss. I'm serious.
Helen Archer
Oh, I know you are.
Anna Tregoran
Honestly.
Tom Archer
George. Hi, Rory.
Rory
You okay?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah. My bus is really late. Where you going? Felpresham. And I've got this appointment, but I think I'm gonna miss it.
Rory
I could give you a lift if you want.
Neil
Really?
Rory
I mean, I'm going there anyway, so.
Tom Archer
Oh, mate. You sure? Yeah, yeah, of course. Amazing.
Rory
Get in.
Tom Archer
Thanks so.
Justin
Much.
Kenton
Hi, Mum.
Carol Tregoran
Anna. What are you doing here?
Anna Tregoran
Well, I thought I'd better come and see you.
Carol Tregoran
But aren't you meant to be in Venice? Yes, I am, but I just came back a bit early. Because of me? Only by a day. You're two days early if you got back yesterday, which I assume you did.
Anna Tregoran
Well, it doesn't matter.
Carol Tregoran
I wish I hadn't called you now.
Anna Tregoran
Mum, we. We really need to talk.
Carol Tregoran
Nothing good ever follows a sentence like that.
Anna Tregoran
We can't go on like this.
Carol Tregoran
Speak for yourself.
Anna Tregoran
If you don't get more support, then I'm really worried that something bad is going to happen.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, you do like to dramatise.
Anna Tregoran
I don't, actually. I really don't.
Carol Tregoran
Look, I fell over. So what?
Anna Tregoran
So what?
Carol Tregoran
And Helen was there. Helen was great. Tom made me a cup of tea. That was a particularly nice cup of tea.
Anna Tregoran
Probably because you'd been lying on the floor for hours.
Carol Tregoran
I wasn't there for hours. So you're dramatising again.
Anna Tregoran
We can't rely on neighbours all the time, Mum.
Carol Tregoran
I barely rely on them at all. And Helen said she would come anytime.
Anna Tregoran
And what if Helen isn't available next time?
Carol Tregoran
Then I'd have waited for an ambulance.
Anna Tregoran
You could be waiting for hours.
Carol Tregoran
Then I'd have to be patient for hours, wouldn't I?
Anna Tregoran
Oh, it's not about patience. It's about injury. It's about getting cold. Falling over when you're 90 odd can be very serious.
Carol Tregoran
I appreciate that. I am not an idiot, Anna.
Anna Tregoran
I never said you were an idiot.
Carol Tregoran
But I think I'm managing very nicely. And look at me. I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine.
Anna Tregoran
You've got a great big bruise on
Carol Tregoran
your cheek, but I didn't break anything. And I'm bright as rain now.
Anna Tregoran
Okay, Mum, you're not gonna like this, but I want you to think about it.
Carol Tregoran
I am not going into a home.
Anna Tregoran
I'm not suggesting you go into a home. I think you should come and live with me. Why are you laughing?
Carol Tregoran
Because we'd kill each other.
Anna Tregoran
I don't think we'd kill each other. We might wind each other up a bit.
Carol Tregoran
And you would be out all the time anyway.
Anna Tregoran
Well, then we wouldn't be killing each other, would we?
Carol Tregoran
Well, then I may as well be in my own house rather than sitting alone in your house.
Anna Tregoran
Well, at least in my house there wouldn't be piles of rubbish everywhere.
Carol Tregoran
My things are not rubbish.
Anna Tregoran
It's the nights I worry about.
Carol Tregoran
The nights are fine. I'm in bed at night.
Anna Tregoran
But I'm sure you have to get up to use the loo.
Carol Tregoran
Not necessarily. Honestly, I sleep like a baby these days. Oh, not that you slept when you were a baby, Mum. Richard. He slept beautifully.
Anna Tregoran
Did he?
Carol Tregoran
He made it look so easy. The baby lock. And then you came along.
Anna Tregoran
Can we just get back to the point here?
Carol Tregoran
Well, the point is that this is my home and I like it. I've lived here for years and I don't want to leave. I value my autonomy too much.
Anna Tregoran
I know you do. I understand that. But there comes a point when autonomy is just not practical anymore.
Carol Tregoran
It's as practical as anything else. I am not going into a care home.
Anna Tregoran
I'm not suggesting you go into a care home.
Carol Tregoran
I know you don't want me to come and live with you. You're just saying it because you feel guilty. I can't help you with that.
Anna Tregoran
Ok. If you won't move in with me, then you have to have someone else coming in to check on you daily.
Carol Tregoran
D no chance. I was bad enough having Diane twice a week.
Anna Tregoran
Diane was great.
Carol Tregoran
She talked too much.
Anna Tregoran
She was very kind and she was a brilliant cleaner.
Carol Tregoran
She drove me mad.
Anna Tregoran
Well, it can't be Diane, anyway, because you fired her. And I think she wouldn't come back even if we begged.
Carol Tregoran
Then we are at an impasse, aren't we?
Rory
So, will you be on time now?
Tom Archer
Yeah, I will. I'll even be a bit early, which is good. Which is great.
Alan
Good.
Tom Archer
It's counseling.
Rory
Sorry?
Tom Archer
That's my appointment. That's what I'm doing. I just didn't want to say it.
Rory
Why didn't you want to say it?
Tom Archer
Because I'm embarrassed.
Rory
I mean, it's nothing to be embarrassed about, is it?
Tom Archer
I don't know.
Rory
I think it's great you're doing that.
Tom Archer
Really?
Olivia
Of course.
Tom Archer
I mean, it's not like I'm cracking up or anything. Like I'm not going proper mad or anything.
Rory
I didn't think you were.
Tom Archer
She says it's just about processing some of the stuff.
Alan
Stuff?
George Grundy
Sure.
Tom Archer
It's just. I suppose I've been through quite a lot of stuff. Prison and the attack and all that.
Rory
Yeah.
Tom Archer
And my family, they really wanted me to talk to someone.
Rory
Well, I think more people should do it.
Tom Archer
Really?
Rory
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Tom Archer
Have you ever been to, like, counseling or therapy or any of that stuff?
Rory
No.
Tom Archer
Sorry, that was a really personal question.
Rory
No, no, it's all right. It's all right.
Tom Archer
It has been, like, quite good for me so far. Good does make you think about things differently.
Rory
What sort of things, you mean?
Tom Archer
Dunno. I think sometimes I can think, like I'm the victim of a certain situation and then she helps me see. It's a woman. The counsellor is a woman. She helps me see, like, that I created those circumstances, you know, or at least I brought something to the table.
Rory
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tom Archer
I've got this thing next Monday, this thing that I'm dreading, you know, But I can take that to her and talk about it with her, and already I feel better, you know, like, better able to cope.
Rory
Yeah.
Tom Archer
Have you really never had, like, any counselling?
Rory
No.
Tom Archer
Not even about your mum?
Rory
Nope.
Neil
Sorry.
Tom Archer
Sorry to just say it like that.
Rory
No, it's okay. It's. It's a really good question.
Helen Archer
Hi, Carol.
Carol Tregoran
Hello, Helen.
Anna Tregoran
Helen's bought some soup brown for you.
Helen Archer
Oh, Yep. Mum made this fantastic soup this morning, and I thought you might fancy some for lunch.
Anna Tregoran
Lovely.
Carol Tregoran
I am not a charity case, Helen. I don't need Meals on Wheels.
Anna Tregoran
Mum, for goodness sake. Helen is being nice.
Helen Archer
I mean, it's fine if you don't want it. Carol. I just thought. What?
Olivia
What?
Carol Tregoran
What kind of soup?
Anna Tregoran
Mum.
Linda Snell
What? You just sound so rude.
Carol Tregoran
Good Lord. I'm only asking what kind of soup it is.
Helen Archer
It's mulligatawny. What?
Anna Tregoran
Oh, you love mulligatarney.
Carol Tregoran
Anna, for heaven's sake.
Anna Tregoran
What?
Tom Archer
What did I do?
Carol Tregoran
I can speak for myself.
Helen Archer
Sorry, I didn't mean to cause any friction.
Anna Tregoran
Nothing's fine, honestly. The friction was already there.
Helen Archer
Right.
Carol Tregoran
Okay. Anna wants me to get help, but you probably know all about this.
Anna Tregoran
I just don't think we should be relying on people like you, Helen.
Carol Tregoran
Well, Anna, it was you who called Ellen on Sunday, not.
Helen Archer
I mean, I'm very happy to come and help, of course.
Linda Snell
See?
Carol Tregoran
Helen's fine. You're the one making a fuss.
Helen Archer
Shall I just leave you two to it?
Anna Tregoran
What if I was you?
Carol Tregoran
Do leave the soup.
Anna Tregoran
Oh, mom, honestly.
Helen Archer
Or I could just heat it up now, if you want, if you're hungry.
Carol Tregoran
Well, I am a bit peckishy.
Linda Snell
Yes.
Carol Tregoran
Yes, go on, Heat it up for me, Helen.
George Grundy
Lucky you.
Helen Archer
Lucky me?
Anna Tregoran
My mother is allowing you to heat her soup.
Carol Tregoran
Did you hear that, Helen?
Helen Archer
Hear what?
Carol Tregoran
The sarcasm. I mean, there's no need for it.
Anna Tregoran
I need my sarcasm. It's all I've got.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, you poor thing.
Esme
Would you hear yourself?
Anna Tregoran
You're worse than me.
Carol Tregoran
That was deliberate.
Anna Tregoran
No, it wasn't. It was force of habit.
Helen Archer
I'll just be in the kitchen heating the soup.
Carol Tregoran
Thank you.
Tom Archer
I mean, you had, like, quite a weird start in life, Rory, with your mum and dad being like, what they were.
Rory
Yeah. Yeah.
Tom Archer
And, I mean, actually, mine was pretty weird, too, and we even talked about that in my last session. But I did always have a mum and dad. I did always have both of them, even if they weren't together. Whereas you. You didn't.
Rory
Is this it?
Tom Archer
What?
Rory
Is this the right place?
Tom Archer
Yeah. Yeah.
Rory
I could wait for you, drive you back, if you want.
Tom Archer
No, that's too much. That. That's too much.
Rory
I don't mind. I mean, I'm here now.
Tom Archer
Honestly, Rui, I'm, like, really grateful, but I'll just feel really bad if you do that. And I'll be thinking about you sitting in your car waiting for me after what I did to Alice, and I'll just. That's all I'll be able to talk about with my counselor. I'm serious.
Rory
Okay.
Tom Archer
I'm sorry about all the stuff I was saying just now.
Rory
No, I'm glad you did.
Olivia
Really.
Rory
Definitely.
Tom Archer
Thanks again for this. I'm not going to forget it.
Alan
Okay?
Tom Archer
Okay.
Rory
Okay.
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Tom Archer
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Azra
Oh, Linda.
Linda Snell
Oh, good morning, Azra. I'm sorry to call on you so early.
Carol Tregoran
It's not that early.
Linda Snell
Well, I just bumped into Ben in the shop, you see, and he told me you're going to be interviewed on the radio this morning.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, yes.
Linda Snell
Yeah, I am.
Azra
Yes.
Linda Snell
So how are you feeling about it?
Azra
I'm a nervous wreck, actually.
Linda Snell
Yes. He said you weren't madly keen on the idea.
Azra
No, well, I wasn't, but it seemed wrong to say no to the opportunity. But, yes, I. I wish it wasn't live why does it have to be live?
Linda Snell
Well, would you like some advice from an old hand?
Azra
Yes. Yes, please. I'd love it.
Rory
Hey, dad.
George Grundy
Oh, hi, Rory. Deer are looking good, don't you think?
Rory
Yeah. Yeah.
George Grundy
So glad we've still got them.
Rory
Dad, there's something I wanted to talk to you about. That's.
Olivia
That's.
Rory
That's why I'm here.
George Grundy
Oh, right.
Rory
It's just that I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
George Grundy
Well, that's my fault.
Rory
No, no, nothing's your fault.
George Grundy
I'm sure it is.
Rory
You've got your own life, dad. And I'm glad. I just needed to talk to you about George.
George Grundy
What's happened?
Rory
Nothing. Well, not nothing. It's just that I had this conversation with him yesterday.
George Grundy
Why are you even talking to George Grundy?
Rory
I'll explain it a minute. But I told you about the baby, didn't I? Yes. George is going to be a dad.
George Grundy
I know. So what? Dad, I mean it. So what?
Rory
Well, yesterday I gave him a lift
George Grundy
to Felphersham on Earth. Did you do that?
Rory
Because he was waiting for his bus and the bus hadn't turned up again.
George Grundy
So what? You do not owe that boy anything.
Rory
I do. Of course I do.
George Grundy
No, no, no. Don't even go down that road.
Rory
He was going to a counseling session and he was going to miss it, and I was driving there anyway.
Olivia
Laurie, for goodness sake, he probably wouldn't
Rory
even need counseling if I hadn't attacked him.
George Grundy
You didn't attack him.
Rory
What are you talking about? I hit him on the head with a glass bottle.
George Grundy
Keep your voice down, will you?
Rory
There's no one else here.
George Grundy
Listen to me. You are not the reason George Grundy is having counseling. George Grundy is a troubled young man who's recently come out of prison. Sure, the counseling was arranged well before New Year.
Rory
Well, what I did can't have helped, can it?
George Grundy
Well, I don't know. Maya knocked some sense into him.
Rory
Dad, please.
George Grundy
Actions have consequences. He needs to know that.
Rory
The thing is, I don't think I can carry on.
Neil
What?
Rory
I want to go and confess.
George Grundy
To who?
Rory
The police.
George Grundy
Oh, good grief, Roy, that's the last thing you should do.
Rory
Dad, it's all I can think about. I can't sleep. I can't eat. I just. Honestly, my mind is not my own. I. I feel completely on the edge.
George Grundy
Okay, okay, just hang on, hang on. Calm down, okay?
Rory
I can't. I can't calm down. That's what I'm trying to say.
George Grundy
Okay, Rory, no, no, don't look now, but Justin's heading over here. Justin, can we just talk about this tonight, please?
Rory
I'm not going to change my mind. I want to go to the police station.
George Grundy
You have to go to work, don't you?
Rory
I mean, after work.
George Grundy
This is madness.
Rory
Will you come with me? Will you come with me to the station, please?
George Grundy
Keep your voice down.
Rory
I don't care if he hears me. I don't care who hears me.
George Grundy
Rory, for goodness sake.
Olivia
Good morning. Morning. Sorry, have I come out at a bad time?
George Grundy
Yes, you have.
Rory
No, it's fine. Justin. I've got to get to Barrow.
Olivia
I could come back or.
George Grundy
Just call me.
Rory
No, honestly, Justin, stay, because I'm leaving.
George Grundy
Rory, please, can we just talk about this tonight?
Rory
Okay. Okay, fine. We'll talk about it tonight.
George Grundy
Yeah.
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Rory
I said yes, didn't I?
Olivia
Oh, I'm really sorry.
George Grundy
What do you want, Justin?
Olivia
Oh, well, it really doesn't matter that much.
George Grundy
Then why are you here?
Olivia
Why didn't you just call Brown? I realize it's really none of my business, but what's going on with Rory? Yes.
George Grundy
He's. He's having relationship issues.
Olivia
Right.
George Grundy
He wants to break up with Paul.
Tom Archer
Really?
Olivia
Yeah. Isn't Paul in St. Lucia?
George Grundy
Yes. Yeah, well, that's part of the trouble.
Olivia
I thought his grandmother had just died.
George Grundy
Yes. No, she did.
Neil
She did.
George Grundy
Which is why I think it's a terrible idea to break up with him.
Olivia
Oh, yes. Although I suppose if the relationship has run its course.
George Grundy
Oh, Justin. Sorry.
Alan
Sorry.
George Grundy
I don't. I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just making up nonsense. It's nothing to do with Paul.
Anna Tregoran
It's.
George Grundy
It's something else. The truth is, Rory is more simply vulnerable than I ever really understood.
Olivia
Yes, I can see that.
George Grundy
You can? Really?
Olivia
Oh, yes, I. I thought so during all that business with Julianne.
George Grundy
What business with Julianne?
Olivia
Oh, no, it's all right, Brad. I know all about that. She was paying his rent and so on. She was what? She was essentially paying for his. For his first time.
Azra
The thing that's really worrying me about the interview.
Neil
Go on.
Azra
It's me getting this balance right between encouraging people to take care of their mental health and the limits on what we can offer them and the length of the waiting list for the treatment. I don't want to discourage people and I don't want to make false promises.
Linda Snell
Right.
Azra
I've had a good chat with Ben about this, and, well, he suggested I make it a call to action for the community, to rally but, well, that's just really more for me to administrate, and I don't have the capacity for something like that. So I can hardly put out a call for people to get in touch with ideas if I can't follow through.
Linda Snell
But it doesn't all have to be on you, does it?
Azra
No, that's true.
Linda Snell
I suppose you could simply make suggestions about the kind of thing that could be set up and giving examples of what's been done before.
Azra
Well, I do have a list of those kinds of things. You know, community support groups that are available, and I will talk about that. I just want to make people aware that good mental health is something we should all be caring about, thinking about, looking out for.
Linda Snell
Well, that's perfect then.
Azra
Do you think that's enough?
Linda Snell
Absolutely.
Azra
I do keep thinking about Ambridge, though, and how maybe I should start something in the village.
Rory
Hmm.
Linda Snell
What kind of thing do you have in mind?
Azra
Well, I keep thinking about how happy Akram is when he's been outside all day, and it might be really great to set something up, like, I don't know, allotment club. I mean, that's not even a thing.
Tracy
But.
Linda Snell
But it could be.
Tom Archer
It could be, yeah.
Azra
Anyway, that's. That's all for later.
Linda Snell
Oh, Linda, would you like me to come with you to the radio station? I could even drive, if you like. And you can just run through your notes in the passenger seat and not think about anything else.
Azra
Oh, that would be completely fantastic.
George Grundy
Do you know, do you have any idea where Julianne is these days?
Olivia
I don't know. But, I mean, it's all over now, isn't it?
George Grundy
Yes. Yes, it's all over now.
Olivia
I shouldn't have mentioned it, really. I just. I was just so surprised at the time. I mean, you must have felt the same.
George Grundy
Yes.
Olivia
Well, I can't imagine you were very happy about it.
George Grundy
No.
Olivia
You see, I could understand someone doing something like that if they were desperate for cash, but that was never the case with Rory, was it?
Tom Archer
No.
Olivia
So then I thought, well, he's far more complicated than I ever imagined, you know.
Rory
Yes.
Olivia
Well, anyway, water under the bridge and all that.
George Grundy
Absolutely.
Olivia
No, sorry, sorry. I wish I hadn't brought it up. Listen, the reason that I came over rather than calling it, was.
George Grundy
Go on.
Olivia
Well, I finally got round to doing something about my BL shares, and I'm meeting the solicitor for this big consortium tomorrow.
George Grundy
What big consortium?
Olivia
Borsetshire ag.
George Grundy
Borsetshire ag?
Olivia
No, it's just a chat, you know, nothing formal offered as yet.
George Grundy
So you're still going ahead with your plan to sell?
Olivia
Oh, yeah, of course I am.
George Grundy
It's just you've been dragging your feet for six months. I rather hoped you were reconsidering.
Olivia
No, no, no, no.
George Grundy
So you've just come round here to tell me that you're as disagreeable loyal as you ever were, is that it? Sorry, Justin, I am having an incredibly bad day. And you've just made it 20 times worse. Which, frankly, I didn't think was actually possible.
Linda Snell
You were brilliant, Azra. Absolutely brilliant.
Azra
I don't know about brilliant.
Linda Snell
Oh, yes, you were. You really were.
Azra
Did you hear my voice cracking when I first opened my mouth? I was like, oh, no, this is
Tom Archer
gonna be a disaster.
Linda Snell
And after that, you relax.
Azra
Now I keep thinking about all the other things I should have said.
Linda Snell
Well, that's inevitable. But honestly, you came across so well walking that fine line between honesty, realism, etc. You made us all aware of the importance of looking out for mental health issues in everyday life. And you sounded so warm and likable.
Kenton
Oh, really?
Linda Snell
Absolutely.
Azra
I tried to do what you said. I. I talked directly to someone I
Linda Snell
know and like, ah, one could hear that. Honestly, you pitched it all perfectly.
Azra
Do you know who I was talking to?
Linda Snell
I have no idea.
Helen Archer
You.
Azra
I was talking to you.
Linda Snell
Oh, Ezra, that's lovely.
Anna Tregoran
Thank you.
Azra
Thank you so much.
Helen Archer
Linda,
Rory
you didn't have to do this.
George Grundy
Do what?
Rory
Cook for me.
George Grundy
Ah, I really wanted to. I wanted to because you said you. You couldn't sleep or. Or eat. And I. I thought, what if I made something really good? Something you couldn't resist.
Rory
Smells amazing.
George Grundy
Then maybe you'd eat well and then sleep well. Then. Can I have a hug, please? Yeah, sure.
Rory
Are you okay, dad?
George Grundy
Oh, Rory, I've been worrying about you all day.
Rory
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to freak you out.
George Grundy
Well, perhaps I needed freaking out.
Rory
What do you mean?
George Grundy
Perhaps I haven't been paying enough attention to you.
Rory
I'm not a kid.
George Grundy
I know you're not a kid, but, man, that doesn't mean you aren't vulnerable.
Rory
But I need to take responsibility for. For my actions. And actions have consequences.
George Grundy
Yes, they do, but I.
Rory
And I don't want you to keep taking the blame for me.
George Grundy
But I'm happy to. I want to. I want to do that for you.
Rory
What if George goes to the police and tells them it was you?
George Grundy
I don't think he's going to do that.
Rory
I cannot stop thinking that George's baby might have grown up without a dad because of Me?
George Grundy
You didn't hit him that hard.
Rory
How do you know how hard I hit him?
George Grundy
Because he's all right now. He's fine.
Rory
That's not the point.
George Grundy
Well, I think it does have some bearing on the question of how much you meant to hurt him.
Rory
My mother died when I was four. And then my beloved stepmother died when I was 20. I know what that loss is like. Imagine if I was responsible for doing that to someone else. To a tiny baby.
George Grundy
You have to find a way to stop thinking about it.
Rory
I can't, dad.
George Grundy
Rory, I love you so much.
Rory
I love you, too.
George Grundy
I think if you went to prison, it might break me, Dad. I know it probably sounds very weak.
Rory
No, it doesn't.
George Grundy
I know I haven't been a good father.
Rory
What are you talking about?
George Grundy
Well, look at Alice.
Rory
Alice is doing great.
George Grundy
She is now. She's been through hell to get there,
Rory
but you helped her. You helped her enormously.
George Grundy
Debbie's abandoned a lot of us for Hungary, and Adam feels like a second class son.
Rory
No, he doesn't.
George Grundy
He does, Rory. He really does. He's made that perfectly clear. And Kate. Well, Kate adores you. If she does, she hides it well. And you? I thought you were the one who was thriving.
Rory
Well, I was, sort of.
George Grundy
But, Rory, you're more vulnerable than I ever understood.
Rory
I wouldn't say that.
George Grundy
I would. Right now. I would say you're the one who needs my protection the most. And I'm damn well not gonna let you down. Not this time.
Tom Archer
Still nothing from the landlord?
Esme
Nothing.
Tom Archer
Oh, shame.
Esme
I know it's not looking great, is it?
Tom Archer
But he hasn't turned you down either.
Esme
That's true, but.
Tom Archer
When did you email him?
Esme
Tuesday. After I spoke to the Tenant Farmers association like you told me to.
Tom Archer
Were they good?
Esme
They were brilliant, George. They had some great advice.
Tom Archer
Okay, well, fingers crossed.
Esme
Yeah, fingers crossed.
Tom Archer
Who's that? Is that my granddad?
Esme
Oh, I. I don't know.
Rory
It is.
Tom Archer
It's my granddad. What's he doing here?
Esme
I have no idea.
Tom Archer
Something's happened. Something bad's happened.
Esme
Why you say that?
Tom Archer
Cuz. Why else would he be here?
Esme
I'm sure it's okay. George.
Tom Archer
Grandad.
Neil
Hiya, George.
Tom Archer
Is everything all right?
Neil
Yeah, yeah, everything's fine. You left your packed lunch at home.
Tom Archer
Oh, all right. How come you've got it?
Neil
Oh, talk to dad. I'd drop it over.
Tom Archer
Oh, right.
Neil
You okay?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Neil
And I wanted to take a look at this place, see?
Tom Archer
Right, right. Okay. Yeah. Right.
Neil
Haven't been here for years.
Tracy
Hi.
Neil
Oh, Hello. I'm sorry to just turn up. George forgot his packed lunch.
Esme
Right, right. See, it wasn't anything bad, was it?
Tom Archer
No.
Neil
Why would it be something bad?
Tom Archer
I don't know. I just couldn't understand what you were doing here, and I thought you must be bringing some. Well, some bad news about the baby or something.
George Grundy
Oh, jolly.
Tom Archer
Now I feel really stupid.
George Grundy
Stupid?
Esme
No, no, you shouldn't.
Neil
Now, you're bound to be on edge about Amber. Of course you are. Sorry, I didn't mean to alarm you at all. I just wanted to come and take a look at the farm, to be honest.
Esme
Well, you're very welcome. I'm Esme, by the way.
Neil
Oh, yeah. Hello. I'm Neil. I did actually know you when you were little, Esme.
Esme
Really?
Neil
Well, I knew your dad and your granddad, of course. I shared many a point with him after we'd been at Borchester Market.
Esme
Oh, wow.
Neil
He was a lovely man.
Anna Tregoran
He was.
Neil
I'm so chuffed that George is working here and getting on. Well, by the sounds of it.
Esme
Absolutely.
Tracy
No, he's been brilliant.
Esme
I don't know. I'd have managed without him.
Neil
Ah, did you hear that, George?
Tom Archer
Yeah, I did.
Esme
No, he's heard it all before. Haven't you, George?
Tom Archer
Yeah. Well, I don't mind hearing it again, though.
Esme
Why don't we. I'll show your granddad round.
Tom Archer
Yeah, okay. Yeah, great.
Neil
Oh, sorry, just a sec. Oh, it's Rory.
Tom Archer
What?
Neil
No, won't be in today. Feeling rough.
Tom Archer
He's not right at the moment, Rory.
Neil
Why do you say that?
Tom Archer
I just get that feeling, you know? I am the
Olivia
Tracy.
Rory
Tracy?
Tom Archer
Yeah.
Olivia
For heaven's sake.
Rory
What are you doing?
Tracy
Sanding the woodwork on the oarsbox.
Olivia
And you have to sing that rubbish
Neil
while you're at it.
Tracy
You didn't like my singing?
Olivia
No, I do not like your singing.
Tracy
How can you even hear it from your office?
Olivia
I can hear it because you're being so damn loud.
Tracy
Oh, sorry.
Olivia
I've got an important meeting to prepare for, and it's bad enough that I've got this eyesore sitting on the dryer.
Tracy
Can you not call it an eyesore, please?
Olivia
But it is an eyesore. So I don't need you singing your head off and reminding us of your eternal presence while I'm trying to have a very tricky conversation.
Tom Archer
All right, all right.
Tracy
Get the message, Justin. It doesn't have to be so horrible.
Olivia
No, no, I'm not being horrible, Tracey. I've been very reasonable thus far. But enough is enough, really.
Tracy
Is this them?
Olivia
What?
Tracy
The flashcard is pulling up. Is this them?
Olivia
Oh, dear. Yes, it probably is.
Tracy
Well, I promise not to sing, but I would like to finish this job before it starts chucking it down.
Olivia
Believe me, I would like you to finish this. There's nothing I would like more.
Tracy
You see, now you're just being horrible again.
Olivia
No, I'm being honest.
Tracy
Well, you're honestly being horrible.
Olivia
That may be. Look, I really haven't got time to get into a slanging match.
Tracy
You started it.
Olivia
Oh, so mature. So mature.
Tracy
Why did you even agree to let me do this in the first place?
Linda Snell
I didn't.
Olivia
Lillian did. Haven't you noticed I barely get a say around here?
Tracy
Oh, yeah. You're so hard done by me heart blades.
Olivia
No, no. Do you know what? You need to find somewhere else to park this thing because this is getting ridiculous.
Tracy
Justin, I've got nowhere else to put it, but.
Olivia
Well, you should have thought of that before you bought the damn thing.
Tracy
Could we talk about this later?
Carol Tregoran
Hi there.
Olivia
Oh, hi. Hi.
Tracy
She looks terrifying. I like her lipstick.
Olivia
Her lipstick?
Tracy
Yeah, it's really nice. I bet it were expensive, like the car, but not that lipstick would cost as much as a car, but you know what I mean.
Olivia
Yep. Do not speak to her as.
Tom Archer
Okay, fine.
Justin
Hi, Justin.
Olivia
Oh, hi, Olivia.
Tom Archer
You're early. Only by a few minutes.
George Grundy
No.
Olivia
Yes, sure. Oh, come in, Come, come in. For the house.
Carol Tregoran
Looks like you've got a job on your hands there.
Tracy
Me?
Justin
Yes.
Tom Archer
Looks.
Carol Tregoran
Looks like hard work.
Tracy
Oh, yeah, it's okay. I'm enjoying it. Really, Tracy? Yep.
Kenton
Yep.
Tracy
No, don't worry, Justin.
Tom Archer
You can count on me.
Olivia
Well, let's go in, shall we, Olivia? Sure. Left.
George Grundy
Left.
Tom Archer
Okay.
Neil
Well, thanks for the tourismy.
Esme
You're very welcome.
Tom Archer
Thanks for my pat lunch, Granddad.
Neil
Oh, no problem. I hope you get some good news from your landlord soon, Esme.
Esme
Yeah, so do I.
Neil
Feels wrong somehow. If there's no Mulligan running this farm.
Esme
Well, that's definitely how I feel.
Tom Archer
Right.
Neil
Better get going. Looks like the weather's about to turn.
Esme
Oh, it does, doesn't it? Oh, sorry. I just got a look at this.
Tom Archer
I still feel a bit stupid for panicking about the baby.
George Grundy
Oh, don't be dumb.
Neil
Shows you care.
Tom Archer
Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah. But I don't know. I'm just surprised that I overreacted like that.
Neil
Well, I just feel bad that I got you so worried. I should have messaged you that I was coming, but then I thought you'd just say, don't bother, and then be hungry all day.
Esme
George, yeah, Good news.
Tom Archer
Really?
Neil
What is it?
Esme
I've just had another email from the landlord.
Tom Archer
What'd he say?
Esme
He's offering a 20 year Tennessee at 150 pound an acre.
Neil
Oh, that sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Tom Archer
That's tons better.
Esme
Also for now he's agreed 10% for environmental cause rather than 20%, although that'll be reviewed in the future.
Tom Archer
Brilliant.
Neil
So does that mean it's a goer?
Carol Tregoran
It does.
Esme
It definitely does.
Tom Archer
Amazing.
Helen Archer
Yeah.
Esme
I'll take over the official tenancy on lady day. That's next Wednesday.
Neil
Oh, perfect. That is perfect. The traditional start day for a farm tenancy. Congratulations.
Olivia
Well, I must say that I'm rather disappointed with the offer.
Carol Tregoran
Well, I could feed that back to Borsit Jurag.
Justin
But the truth. Truth is Justin, you declared your intention to sell those shares six months ago and you failed to find a buyer.
Olivia
I haven't failed to find a buyer. I've barely started looking and I found other things to deal with. But as far as I'm concerned, there's no particular rush.
Justin
Oh well, if you're not really interested in selling them, then you're wasting my time. So perhaps I should just leave you to get on with all the other things that are more important.
Tracy
Sorry to interrupt.
Olivia
Show. I didn't care. It was a interested in selling. But I. I need a better offer than this.
Tracy
I just.
Olivia
No. What do you want, Tracy?
Tracy
Sorry? Lillian gave me a key so I could, you know, use the facilities.
Olivia
Oh, well, yes, yes, go ahead then.
Tracy
Oh yeah, but I was actually just going to make a tea and microwave me lunch. Oh, I didn't think you'd be in the kitchen. See?
Olivia
Oh well, yes, but we are in the kitchen and we're right in the middle of something. Perhaps you could come back in half an hour.
Tracy
Oh, okay.
Justin
But it's chucking it down, is it?
Tracy
A bit.
Justin
A lot.
Tracy
It's fine, it's fine. I could just sit in the horse box.
Justin
You'll be freezing. Listen, Justin, I have no objection to Tracy microwaving her lunch and eating here.
Olivia
Really?
Justin
Of course not.
Olivia
Oh, well, go on then, Tracy.
Tracy
Oh, thanks. Thanks both of you.
Justin
So what are your plans for the horse box, Justin?
Olivia
My plans? Well, I have no plans for the horsebox. What's the whatsoever?
Tracy
It's my daughter's horse box. She bought it for her business.
Helen Archer
Oh.
Tom Archer
Oh, I see.
Justin
Sorry, I misunderstood.
Tracy
Yeah, she's going to use it for weddings and festivals. She's a hairdresser.
Justin
Brilliant. That's fantastic. What's your daughter's name?
Tracy
Chelsea.
Justin
So, Justin, are you supporting Chelsea's new business?
Olivia
Oh, yes, yes. Well, I am.
Rory
Really?
Olivia
Yes.
Tracy
Justin's letting me keep the horse box on the drive while we refurbish.
Justin
Oh, very good.
Olivia
But I. I'll also provide, you know, financial advice, business ideas.
Justin
So you'll be a kind of mentor, really?
Olivia
Yes, yes, in effect.
Justin
Well, that's brilliant, Justin. That's so good to hear.
Tracy
It is. It really is.
Justin
It's so hard for young people these days.
Tracy
Well, that's true.
Olivia
I was just making Olivia a coffee. Tracy, would you. Would you like one?
Tracy
Oh, well, that'd be lovely. Thank you.
Olivia
Well, what would you like? Like a flat white. A macchiato? An Americano.
Tracy
A flat white would be brilliant. Thanks, Justin.
Olivia
Oh, no problem.
Justin
How old is your daughter, Tracy?
Tracy
Oh, she's 21.
Justin
She's exactly the same age as my daughter, who still lives at home with me.
Tracy
Yeah, well, Chelsea still lives with us and all.
Justin
Life is just so unaffordable for their generation.
Carol Tregoran
Then there's.
Justin
Well, there's the mental health issues and.
Carol Tregoran
Yeah, well, it's not surprising, is it?
Justin
Given the state of the world and the environment.
Olivia
Oh, well, that's why I'm so keen on rewilding more and more land.
Justin
You see, I thought that was just a gimmick on your part, Justin.
Olivia
A gimmick?
Justin
Well, forgive me, but yes, I. I thought you were just power hungry. And it turns out you're an absolute sweetheart.
Tracy
Yep. That's Justin. The sweetheart of Ambridge. That's what we all call him.
Justin
Oh, it's so nice to meet you, Tracy. And so, so inspiring, too.
Tracy
Inspiring?
Justin
Well, yes, definitely. I need to be more proactive with supporting my daughter.
Anna Tregoran
She's.
Justin
She's just so lost at the moment.
Tracy
Oh, I'm sure she'll find her way.
Esme
I was thinking, George, what if we had a little gathering on Lady Day itself? You know, sort of housewarming for the farm?
Tom Archer
Yeah. Yeah, you could do.
Esme
I can invite the people who've helped me out, get some drinks in and just make it a sort of informal gathering.
Tom Archer
Sounds good.
Esme
Excellent.
Tom Archer
I think I'd have to give it a miss, though.
Esme
Why?
Tom Archer
Because I don't think people want to come if I'm here.
Esme
I don't think that's true.
Tom Archer
The thing is, and I don't mean this badly, I don't think you get how disliked and distrusted I am. Ronier. And I hate saying that to you. I hate it because I don't want you to get it.
Neil
Really?
Esme
Your granddad seems pretty proud of you.
Tom Archer
Yeah, but he's my grandad. And even me and him have had our ups and downs.
Esme
Well, I'm not celebrating Lady Day without you, George, so you've got to be there. I'm not giving you a choice. In fact, it's a condition of your future employment, so you can't say no.
Olivia
Tracy.
Tracy
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about coming into the kitchen. I really didn't think you two would be in there.
Olivia
Oh, it's all right. It's all right. You actually helped break the ice.
Tracy
Really?
Olivia
It was actually going very badly till you showed up.
Tracy
Was it?
Olivia
But in the end, she made me an acceptable offer for the BL share, so we see where that goes. Although I've got some other hands in the fire. Anyway, I'm rather grateful to you, Tracy.
Azra
Really?
Olivia
Absolutely.
Tracy
Will you really provide Chelsea with some business mentoring?
Olivia
Yes.
Tracy
You weren't just saying that?
Linda Snell
No.
Tracy
She'll be chuffed to bits with that.
Olivia
That's the least I can do, really.
Tracy
And can I keep the Orse box outside for a bit longer?
Olivia
Sure. Why not?
Tracy
Indefinitely?
Olivia
Indefinitely?
Tracy
Well, it's just so massive. I mean, I just don't know where it's going to live long term. And you basically just said you owed me one, so.
Olivia
I don't think I said I owed you one.
Tracy
Well, can you at least think about it?
Olivia
Okay. Okay, sure.
Tracy
Oh, thanks, Justin. You're a sweetheart.
Helen Archer
Morning, Alan.
Alan
Morning, Helen. You on deliveries this week?
Helen Archer
Just helping Tom out this morning. He said to let you know there's no broad beans in there because they weren't quite ready. But he's given you extra leaks and some kale. Hope that's okay.
Alan
Well, that sounds great. Thanks very much.
Helen Archer
And I just wondered, have you seen Carol Tregoran much lately?
Alan
No, I haven't. No.
Olivia
She.
Alan
She rarely comes to church, I suppose because of the weather, but I haven't seen her in the garden much lately when I pass.
Helen Archer
Oh, it is a bit rampant, isn't it?
Alan
Is everything all right with her?
Helen Archer
No, not really. She's just a bit isolated these days. And then she had this fall last Sunday.
Olivia
Oh, dear.
Helen Archer
She's okay. But Anna rang me in a panic and, well, I think the more people who can call in now and again, the better.
Alan
Yeah, okay. Thanks, Helen.
Tom Archer
I'll.
Alan
I'll knock on her door when I'm passing.
Helen Archer
Oh, that'd be great. I know you've got a lot on. I don't want to add to your burdens, but she gets so few visitors.
Alan
No, no, Absolutely. Am I even try and call in today?
Helen Archer
Oh, well, even better. But not to worry.
Alan
If you can't, that's only a stone's throw away.
Helen Archer
Hope you don't mind me saying, but little tired. Alan.
Alan
I am a bit sorry.
Helen Archer
I always hate it when people say that to me. I just think, thanks for that.
Alan
I know what you mean, but no, I didn't take it like that.
Helen Archer
Oh, good.
Alan
And I will go and see Carol. I'm glad you reminded me, because I still feel so awful about Mr. Mulligan.
Helen Archer
Oh, everyone feels awful about Mr. Mulligan.
Alan
Yeah, it was my job, isn't it, to keep an eye on people? Vulnerable people like that?
Helen Archer
Well, sure, but you can't be everywhere all at once, can you? You're a vicar, not a superhero.
Alan
I should get that on a T shirt.
Azra
Yeah, you should.
Helen Archer
Okay, then. I'll let you get back to whatever you were doing.
Alan
Yeah, making Easter plans for the church.
Helen Archer
Oh, keep forgetting it's nearly Easter. Feels like it was Christmas only two minutes ago.
Alan
Tell me about it.
Helen Archer
If you do go and see Carol today. Anna's trying to persuade her to get more help. Carol's fired her cleaner and there's no one else who goes around there regularly. Anna's trying to find someone new, but they need to do more than clean. They need to check she's okay.
Alan
Yeah, it's tricky, isn't it?
Helen Archer
Yeah. And they need to be able to
Carol Tregoran
cope with Carol herself.
Alan
Right? Yeah, of course, yeah.
Helen Archer
I just think Anna needs more voices, more people saying the same thing.
Alan
Well, I'll see what I can do. And I will spread the word.
Tracy
Morning, George.
Tom Archer
All right, Tracy?
Tracy
Where are you off to?
Tom Archer
I'll just go to the shop.
Tracy
You're not on Meadow Farm?
Tom Archer
Not today, no. What about you?
Tracy
Oh, just off to the ball.
Tom Archer
Did you know that Tom tried to recruit me for the pub team?
Tracy
Did he?
Alan
Yeah.
Tom Archer
Dowsy fool. Didn't think about the fact that I'm barred, did he?
Tracy
Oh, yeah.
Tom Archer
They wouldn't have gone for it, though, would they? The others?
Tracy
I don't know. Some of them might. Can't see Jolene or Lillian agreeing, though.
George Grundy
Morning, Tracy.
Tracy
Oh, hello, George.
Tom Archer
All right, Brian?
George Grundy
Not at Meadow Farm today?
Tom Archer
Not today, no.
Tracy
I better get to work. Gonna be late if I stand around here chatting.
Tom Archer
Okay. See you later, Tracy.
Neil
Yeah.
George Grundy
Bye, Tracy.
Tom Archer
Yeah, I better go, too.
George Grundy
Just a moment. Just a moment. I'm glad I ran into you, George, because I wanted to have a word.
Tom Archer
About what?
George Grundy
Rory told me about your chat the other day.
Tom Archer
Which chat was that?
George Grundy
Well, the other day, Whenever it was.
Tom Archer
We've had a couple of chats recently.
Rory
Really?
Tom Archer
Yeah. Yeah, he seemed like he was in a bad way when I saw him in the tea room, so I wanted to check in with him.
George Grundy
You wanted to check in with him?
Tom Archer
Yeah, yeah, I genuinely did. And then we had a good talk. He gave me a lift into Felpersham.
George Grundy
You had no right to accept that lift.
Tom Archer
He offered.
George Grundy
I want you to leave him alone, Brian.
Tom Archer
He needs help.
George Grundy
From you?
Tom Archer
Well, not necessarily from me, no, but from someone. It can't be easy having a dad like you, can it?
George Grundy
I beg your pardon?
Tom Archer
Look, I'm not going to stand here, pretend like I don't know what I know, okay? And now I'm genuinely concerned about your son. But you're having a go at me.
George Grundy
You don't need to be concerned. I can look after Rory, but I'd appreciate if you didn't go around winding him up.
Tom Archer
Winding him up?
George Grundy
Talking to him about his childhood.
Rory
What, you think I was deliberately trying
Tom Archer
to get in his head?
George Grundy
Yes. Yeah, something like that.
Tom Archer
Well, maybe I'm not like you, Brian.
George Grundy
You're definitely not like me. You and I are absolutely nothing alike.
Tom Archer
No, because I don't try and manipulate people. I don't. I really don't. I might have screwed up in my life, Brian, but I'm young. I'm gonna make mistakes. What's your excuse?
Carol Tregoran
Well, well, well. The wanderer returns. Sorry I haven't seen you in a while.
Alan
I haven't actually been away.
Carol Tregoran
I'm sorry. Alan, dear Alan. I was only winding you up.
Alan
Oh, right.
Carol Tregoran
Would you like tea?
Alan
Yes, that's great. Yes. Or I can make it, if you like.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, I am still capable of making a decent cup of tea, trust me.
Alan
Okay. Thank you.
Carol Tregoran
So how are you, anyway?
Alan
Yes, not bad, not bad.
Carol Tregoran
You look dreadful, if you don't mind me saying it.
Alan
Well, I do mind, actually.
Carol Tregoran
You just look very tired.
Alan
You're not the first person to say it.
Carol Tregoran
So are you overdoing it?
Olivia
Probably.
Carol Tregoran
That's why I haven't seen you much.
Rory
Probably.
Carol Tregoran
And how's Usha?
Alan
Oh, she's well. She's got good.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, I'm very fond of Usha.
Alan
So am I.
Esme
Good.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, sit down, sit down.
Alan
Yes, okay.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, oh, don't trip over that box.
Alan
Oh, you do seen a whole lot of things on the floor.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, no, not really.
Alan
Can I move anything? Shall I put some of these boxes into the land?
Carol Tregoran
No, no, it's all right.
Alan
But aren't they a bit of a trip? Hazard.
Linda Snell
I just go around them.
Carol Tregoran
It's not difficult.
Alan
But he did fall over on Sunday.
Carol Tregoran
Somebody's been talking to you, perhaps. Is that why you're here? Yes, it is.
Alan
Well, no. I mean, I've been meaning to wanting to come and see you. I've just been a bit up to my neck.
Carol Tregoran
Was it Anna?
Alan
Helen Archer, actually.
Helen Archer
Oh, Helen.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, she's a lovely girl, don't get me wrong. But she can't leave well alone. But she's almost as bad as my daughter. And the two of them together, they're
Alan
just worried about you.
Carol Tregoran
But I'm all right. Look at me, Alan. I'm all right. As I told them.
Alan
Now, listen, don't hate me, but I've written some names and numbers of services you can access.
Carol Tregoran
What kind of service?
Alan
Well, various things. One is a befriending scheme.
Carol Tregoran
And you not want befriending, Alan.
Alan
But you might get to know someone you actually like.
Carol Tregoran
I like very few people.
Alan
Oh, that's not true.
Carol Tregoran
It is, I'm afraid.
Alan
I mean, they could just come round and play cards or play Scrabble.
Carol Tregoran
Oh, I would really, really rather not.
Alan
Well, there's also various groups you can join.
Carol Tregoran
I'm not a joiner, you know that.
Alan
But in a group, you might find someone you did like and there are people willing to pick you up and bring you home again. There's more support than you think out there. I really do think you should give it a try.
Carol Tregoran
And I really, really, really don't want to. Sugar?
Alan
No, thanks.
Tracy
Brian.
George Grundy
Oh, Tracy.
Tracy
We meet again.
George Grundy
Yes.
Tracy
What can I get you?
George Grundy
Kitchen still open, is it?
Tracy
Yeah, still open.
George Grundy
Right, well, I'll. I'll have a roast beef sandwich, please, and half a shower.
Tracy
All right. You want to get a red nose with that?
George Grundy
A red nose?
Tracy
We're selling them for comic relief. It's the big night tonight.
George Grundy
Oh, yeah, sure.
Tracy
You all right?
George Grundy
Yes, I'm fine. I'm. I'm just. Just weary.
Tracy
It were good of you to give George the time of day.
George Grundy
When?
Tracy
This morning.
George Grundy
Oh, well, you know, you can't stay enemies with people in this village, can you?
Tracy
Well, you probably can when they try and frame your daughter for drink driving and causing a near fatal collision.
George Grundy
Oh, well, yes, there is that.
Tracy
I mean, I do love him. He's my nephew, you know that. But what he.
George Grundy
He's done his time, Tracy. And Alice has moved on. She's doing very well. And. Well, it's not good for you, is it? Hold a grudge?
Tracy
No. And maybe it's not good for Them either.
George Grundy
That's right.
Tracy
So you heard about George's baby?
George Grundy
Yes, yes.
Tracy
Emma was not too chuffed when they told her.
George Grundy
No, no.
Tracy
I mean, they're so young.
George Grundy
That's true.
Tracy
And George is just out of prison.
George Grundy
Also true.
Tracy
But she's having to get used to the idea.
George Grundy
Might be tough for them financially.
Tracy
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course it will.
George Grundy
I suppose George has got the job at Meadow Farm. I mean, how secure is that?
Tracy
Well, I think it's. It's going well, but it's not going to earn him a fortune, is it?
George Grundy
No, quite.
Tracy
But it's difficult when you're young, isn't it? Even Justin's posh lawyer was saying the same thing.
George Grundy
Justin's posh lawyer?
Tracy
Oh, no, we weren't his lawyer. It was someone else's. But she were around at Justin's house.
George Grundy
From this consortium?
Tracy
Maybe. Yeah. Anyway, she was saying that her daughter was struggling when I was doing the work on Chelsea's horse box. And I thought, you know, she must have money, this woman. And her daughter still struggling to make her way. It's not easy for anyone, is it?
George Grundy
No, no, that's very true.
Carol Tregoran
Don't be a stranger, will you?
Alan
No, I won't. I promise. Cheers, Carol.
Carol Tregoran
Cheers, Alan.
Alan
Right. Oh, don't get many Carol Tregorans to the pound, that's for sure.
Helen Archer
Oh, hi, Alan.
Alan
Oh, I've just been to see Carol.
Helen Archer
Oh, have you really? That was good of you.
Alan
Yeah, not at all. I should have done it much sooner.
Helen Archer
How was she?
Alan
Well, she's shockingly frail compared to the last time I saw her.
Helen Archer
I know.
Alan
And there's so much stuff everywhere.
Helen Archer
I know, I know.
Alan
My attempt to engage her with any local services was hopeless.
Helen Archer
Oh, dear.
Alan
I think I should have been a bit more subtle.
Helen Archer
Well, you can't say you didn't try.
Alan
She does not want to be thought of as someone in need. But then I could barely get away. I mean, she's obviously lonely.
Helen Archer
Could you ask her for help? Something for the church?
Alan
Well, I could do.
Helen Archer
I mean, she's not stupid. It would have to be something that she could actually help with, otherwise she'll see it as charity.
Neil
Yeah.
Alan
Let me have a think. Maybe something to do with my Easter plans for the church.
Helen Archer
Thanks.
Alan
I'll have a think.
Neil
Helen.
Tom Archer
Brian.
Olivia
George.
Tom Archer
What are you doing here?
George Grundy
I've been thinking. I've been thinking a great deal. And? And I've got a proposition for you.
Tom Archer
Oh, yeah?
George Grundy
We agreed we'd stay out of each other's way.
Tom Archer
We did. And I have. Were You.
George Grundy
You haven't stayed out of Rory's way.
Tom Archer
You never said anything about your kids.
George Grundy
Well, I'm saying it now.
Tom Archer
And how am I supposed to do that when we all live in a small village?
George Grundy
Try harder.
Tom Archer
It's not my fault if he's sitting in the tea room with my own granddad.
George Grundy
But you didn't have to accept a lift to Felp a show.
Tom Archer
It was him who offered.
George Grundy
But you didn't need to accept. That's my point.
Tom Archer
You still think I had an ulterior motive?
Olivia
Possibly.
Tom Archer
You're getting paranoid.
George Grundy
Can you blame me?
Tom Archer
I was gonna miss my appointment.
Neil
Appointment?
Tom Archer
And Rory was offering to drive me because he was going in that direction.
George Grundy
You don't need to take that tone, George.
Tom Archer
Well, I think I do, actually.
George Grundy
Look, I'm willing to pay you to leave Rory alone.
Tom Archer
Pay me what? Like pay me off?
George Grundy
Well, let's just call it a kind of one off investment.
Tom Archer
How much we talking?
George Grundy
A reasonable amount.
Tom Archer
Yeah, but how much?
George Grundy
No, don't get carried away.
Tom Archer
I'm not, I'm not. But how can I accept a deal if I don't know what the deal is?
George Grundy
I'll tell you what, I'll invest in your drone business, all right? But this is a one off deal, not a long term arrangement. I've had enough, George. I want this to be over.
Carol Tregoran
Sam.
Rory
Hello.
George Grundy
I'm Jeremy Howe and I'm the editor of the Archers. Ambridge is celebrating 75 years of storytelling
Tom Archer
this year, and as part of this,
George Grundy
the Archers daily and omnibus episodes will be available on BBC Sounds for not one, not two, but for five years after broadcast. So you'll be able to relive moments like this again.
Neil
Your mum has told us the truth. We know.
George Grundy
George.
Neil
The police are on their way.
Tom Archer
Don't answer it.
Neil
We've got to.
Olivia
Don't let them take me.
George Grundy
Dog. E. Jolene.
Carol Tregoran
I don't know you.
George Grundy
Oh, I'm sure you do. My name's Marky. But I reckon you know that, don't you?
Tom Archer
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George Grundy
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Podcast: The Archers Omnibus
Host: BBC Radio 4
Episode: 22/03/2026
Summary by an expert podcast summarizer
This episode explores a week of interconnected dramas, challenges, and community spirit in Ambridge. The main themes revolve around ageing and independence, the complexities of village relationships, struggles for new beginnings (in both farming and cricket), family tensions, mental health, and the burden of past actions. The episode skillfully weaves together multiple storylines with warmth, wit, and the trademark blend of humor and poignancy that defines The Archers.
"We can't go on like this." – Anna to Carol (28:12)
"If you don't get more support, then I'm really worried that something bad is going to happen." – Anna (28:19)
"And Helen was there. Helen was great. Tom made me a cup of tea. That was a particularly nice cup of tea." – Carol (28:33)
"I am not a charity case, Helen. I don't need Meals on Wheels!" – Carol to Helen (33:50)
"The Ambridge cricket team is one of the jewels in the Ambridge crown, Tom. It's Tradition. It's noble. It's sacred." – Linda Snell (12:34) "We just want to get on with it... we're nearly end of March." – Kenton (13:07)
"I want to go and confess." – Rory (40:38)
"My mind is not my own. I feel completely on the edge." – Rory (40:45)
"If you went to prison, it might break me, Dad. I know it probably sounds very weak." – Rory (50:17)
"You're the one who needs my protection the most. And I'm damn well not gonna let you down. Not this time." – Brian (50:18)
"Before you email your landlord back, speak to the Tenant Farmers association, get some, like, proper official advice." – George (19:56)
"I'm not celebrating Lady Day without you, George, so you've got to be there. I'm not giving you a choice." – Esme (61:25)
"I just want to make people aware that good mental health is something we should all be caring about, thinking about, looking out for." – Azra (44:00)
"You made us all aware of the importance of looking out for mental health issues in everyday life. And you sounded so warm and likeable." – Linda to Azra (47:01)
"Life is just so unaffordable for their generation." – Justin (59:47)
"Well, that's true... then there's the mental health issues, and... given the state of the world and the environment." – Justin (59:50)
"Look, I'm willing to pay you to leave Rory alone." – Brian (74:13)
"I've had enough, George. I want this to be over." – Brian (74:33)
The episode maintains The Archers’ characteristic voice: emotionally truthful, a blend of humor and tension, genuine village warmth, and a frankness about hardship and change. Characters speak with realism, often with resigned wit or dry banter, but the humanity at the heart of these stories shines through.
This episode offers a microcosm of Ambridge: the clash between tradition and change, the vital threads of community, the generational complexities, and the private battles waged under the surface of public village life. It highlights the need for outreach, forgiveness, and new beginnings, making it a particularly resonant installment for the show’s anniversary year.