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You'Re listening to the Archer's Omnibus from BBC Radio 4.
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No, I was in the kitchen making dinner, but I could hear Martha playing next door. She was acting it out. Yes, her pink teddy was Brian and her fluffy rabbit was Justin. She was making them argue with all her other dolls sat around.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, Emma, it's not funny. I know. She was only playing. Yeah, exactly. She's only four. She didn't understand. I know, but what an example to set. Rowing in front of Martha's entire school. And in church, too. Brian and Justin ought to be ashamed. But who won the argument between Brian Bear and Bunny? Justin. Grandpa Brian. Obviously. Justin got sent back down his burrow.
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Hi there.
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Morning. Morning, Ben. Hello, Ben.
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Is this where we're supposed to display our cakes?
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Right. That's right.
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Well, there aren't many entries, are there?
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No, there aren't I thought maybe Gray Gables had changed the times at the last minute. Wouldn't surprise me. After the way they managed to mess up the flower and produce show last Sunday, I thought I must have arrived early. The marquee was that empty. I guess a lot of people were so annoyed they couldn't be bothered to re enter.
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That's certainly how Gran felt. That's why I've rebaked her cake for her.
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Oh, so this is your handiwork? Well, using her recipe. Black Forest gateau, isn't it?
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That's right. And yours?
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Pear and ginger.
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It looks great, Susan. I've also entered a jar of grand honey and a buttonhole made from one of her roses.
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Wow, you're really determined. She shouldn't miss out.
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Well, she went to so much effort last weekend. It's not her fault the wedding guests thought the food was for them.
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No. And okay, it's a shame not many people have turned up. But there is one good thing about it. Oh yeah? What's that? There's a lot less competition.
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Did you know you were judging baking buttonholes and vegetables?
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No. But then the last thing I heard, I was judging with Alan. Not that I'm disappointed to see you, Alan.
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Oh, no, no, no. It was all a bit last minute, wasn't it? I think they've been struggling to find judges for the rerun. Lily did seem quite frazzled.
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Good to know we've been chosen for our expertise.
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Oh, looks like this is the last of them coming out now. All right.
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Hi, Alan. How are you?
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I hope you haven't given us too difficult a job, Alan.
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Yeah, I didn't get the chance to speak to you after the service earlier. I'm sorry. What about Brian's been behavior last week. I know it's not really for me to apologize, but he is Martha's grandfather.
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I know.
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So embarrassed.
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Honestly, Susan, if Brian thinks a more fulsome apology is in order, that is up to him. Now Ezra and I need to get judging.
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Yes, yes. Let's not waste any time. Oh, all right. When are we supposed to be back for the results?
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Half past two. I'll see you both then. May the best cake win.
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Yeah. See you, Ben. So, we walking back? Yeah. I wanted to drop in on Clary. Oh, we've managed to talk Amber out of her plans, by the way. You know, she wanted to have George's party at Grange Farm. Oh yes. Well, Oliver put his foot down. I can't say I blame him neither. So where's it gonna be at now? At Wills? Yeah. I mean, it is where George lives and it is supposed to be a coming home party. True. Not that Amber seems to be thinking much about what we'd like. Well, don't expect me and your dad'll be invited anyhow. What are you talking about? You gotta come. And we'd love to. Apart from anything else, it's my birthday. Exactly. There's nothing I'd like better than to welcome Georgio. So come then. It's just the way things are between us and Amber. Who cares? She doesn't get to say who's invited or not. Let me have a word. Alan. Honestly, if you think the other cake ought to win. No, no, no, no.
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I. I agree with you. I thought the Black Forest had more flavors.
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Yeah, just.
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I'm a sucker for ginger.
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Right.
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So what's next?
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We're on to vegetables. Section A1. Three courgettes without flowers.
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Well, this shouldn't be too tricky. Are only two entries. Any idea how to judge a courgette?
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Not a clue. I have a. I've never had to judge one on its aesthetic appearance before.
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Me neither. Look, I tell you what.
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I'm.
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I'm going to have a taste.
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Wait, are we allowed?
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Well, there's a knife here, but won't.
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The person who grew it be upset?
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Just show that we were extra thorough. Let's try this one. Now, what do we think? Lovely creamy white interior. Consistent colour. An even transition between the flesh and the skin.
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All right, all right. Just eat it.
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I'm getting there.
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I'm getting there. Well.
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Oh, bitter.
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Oh. Oh, did you say bitter? Spit it out, Emma. Quick, before it goes back under the sofa. Oh, don't panic. I've got it. It's not even that big. What are you on about? That is literally a tarantula. Pass me somewhat to slide under the glass, will you? What? Sat by you. That's my ideas list for George's party. What? Hand it here. Amber spider can't hurt you. It's just that time of year. Okay. Okay. Thank you. I need to talk to you about the party. I'd like my mum and dad to be there. Why? They're the reason that George is locked up in the first place, remember? Don't bring that thing any closer. Look, it's really kind of you to want to arrange a homecoming celebration for him. Not exactly. It's his party and we're his family. It's an important day for us too. Now, I know you think George won't want them to come. Emma, it is trying to get Out. What is he gonna think if they don't show up? They're gonna be as happy as anyone to have him home. George needs to see that this party could be a fresh start for everyone. And isn't that what George needs most? Yeah. Yes. Yes, I guess so. Does that mean they can come? I will think about it. Now, please, can you throw that spider outside? You're absolutely sure you didn't swallow any?
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Yes, I'm sure.
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Because if you start feeling sick or come over light headed.
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Azra, I'm fine. But you were saying you couldn't work out what was making this patient of yours ill?
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No. My first thought was some kind of vomiting bug, but when the symptoms carried on, it turned out he had toxic squash syndrome from eating homegrown pumpkin soup.
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Toxic squash syndrome?
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That's right. Well, it's caused by unusually high levels of cucurbitacin. That's what gives it the bitter taste.
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Hadn't he noticed?
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Well, he had, but I think once he'd cooked the pumpkin with the rest of the ingredients, it wasn't very strong. He carried on eating it anyway, right? Fortunately, he was fine. But in the worst cases, it can cause low blood pressure, rapid heartbeat, inflammation of the gastrointestinal tract, liver damage, acute kidney failure.
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You're kidding me.
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Surely some people's hair even falls out.
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Azra, that's enough.
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Oh, no. Like I say, it's a pretty rare condition.
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Even so, I had no idea a courgette could be so dangerous. Thank my lucky stars you were here.
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Hurry up, Mum. Don't you want to find out how your cake's done? Okay. Okay. I was just saying goodbye to Clary. Wait, hang on. Sorry, Amber, I can't stop. I just. I wanted to talk to Susan. Oh. If that's okay. Sure. Yeah. That's fine, isn't it, Mum? Of course. Shall I? Yeah. Yes. I'll see you down there. All right. So, what did you want to talk to me about? It's to do with George's homecoming party. I know you and Neil want to come. Did Emma say something to you? She. She explained how you want to try and put things right. And I don't want any beef either. Really, I don't. Thing is, I have to look out for George. He's not as strong as everyone thinks. How do you mean? Look, you can't tell him I told you this. I won't. You have to promise. On God. Yeah. Yes, on God. When I first started writing to George, he'd tell me things he wouldn't tell anyone.
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Else.
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Like what? Like how he'd dream he was trapped in the car that crashed in the river. As it sank, he'd look up through the windscreen and see you and Neil standing on the bank, staring down at him. Us. He'd wake up screaming and his cellmate would be leaning over from the top bunk telling him to shut up or he'd kill him. George actually dreamt we watched him drown. I'm not making it up. No, no, I'm sure that's the thing he couldn't handle. It wasn't getting beaten up or having his stuff nicked, or even having someone wee on his bed. They did what? It was knowing he was there because his grandparents betrayed him. That is what broke him. And it's me who had to put him back together. Does he feel the same way now? He stopped having the nightmares, if that's what you mean. When it gets out, though, I don't know how he's going to deal with it. Plenty of people around here wish they'd thrown away the key. I know they do. And that's why I want to make sure his first days back home are happy ones. And you think if we're at the party, we'll upset him? Look, if you and Neil want to come, I won't stop you. Just because George will have done his time, though, doesn't mean he stopped hurting. And maybe you should worry more about that. Talk about guardian angel.
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I know. So, are all squashes potentially lethal?
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Oh, no, no, not at all. The ones in the shops are cultivated, so they have very low levels of cucurbitism. It's when there's cross pollination or someone plants a rogue batch of seeds. That's probably what happened here.
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Well, it worked out for Cecil because his courgettes won by default. That must go for quite a few of us. I wasn't expecting to win all three entries. Must be the most poorly attended flour and produce show in the history of Ambridge.
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That's not your problem.
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All the judging was done entirely on merit.
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So what have you won?
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I've decided I'm giving the prizes to Gran.
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Oh, nice.
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I wouldn't have won anything without her. So she's going to get a meal for two at Grey Gables, a wine tasting evening and a session in the spa.
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Hi. Sorry I'm a bit late. Hey, bad luck. Mum. Ben pipped you to the post. Oh, did he?
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Sorry.
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Although it was an incredibly close run.
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And if it had been up to me, I'd have made both of you the winner.
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Hey, don't you try and wriggle out of it now.
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No, but really, no. Well done. The cakes were delicious.
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Thank you, Alan.
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Right, well, I can see Nathan Booth looking disgruntled about his limp cucumber. I'm going to make a swift exit.
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Yeah, I'll come too. Good luck on Wednesday, Ben. You'll be fine. Cheers, Azra.
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Take care.
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Bye. Hey, what's happening Wednesday?
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I'm starting work for a nursing agency. I thought it'd be good to get a broader experience, you know, see what else is out there before I commit to a permanent job.
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Yeah, sounds sensible.
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Just hope I don't get dropped in at the deep end. Still don't know where they're sending me.
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Well, it sounds scary, doesn't it, Mum? Oh, yeah, yeah, he does.
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Right, well, better go collect Gran's vouchers.
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Yeah, sure. Hey, congratulations.
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Cheers, Emma.
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Never mind, Mum. I still think your cake was the best. Oh, it's fine. So, what did Amber say? She. She said me and your dad can come to George's party if we want to. Oh, Mum, that's great. What did I tell you? It shouldn't be up to her anyhow. Only we can't. Nellie's invited us over to hers the same evening. What? And I don't want to disappoint her. Your dad's so keen to re establish contact with her for. Find out more about when he was a baby. Right. That's nice. When did she invite you? Oh, a few weeks ago. Must have forgotten to put it down on the calendar. Mum, come on. No, it doesn't matter. Of course it matters. You could go and see Nellie another time. No, I know, but we agreed on the 10th, mum, and that's what we're gonna do. Honestly, love, don't worry about us. It's not like George is likely to miss us anyhow.
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All right, Ruby, let me find a bag. What I really need is one of those scoopers with an extra long handle. Clearing up yet another mess. Justin. Brian. Although in fairness to Ruby, it's normally one of your own making. If you think I'm going to rise to your puerile little giants, then I'm afraid you're mistaken. I learned my lesson last week. I've never been so embarrassed. Well, on that we can agree at least. Oh, can we? Do you think I wanted to have a slanging match in front of Martha's entire school? I don't know. You're the one who lost his temper in the middle of church. Me? Yes, you. I didn't know where to put my. Don't give me that. I saw the smirk on your face. You were enjoying goading me. Hardly. The whole experience was mortifying. I'd be surprised if Alan ever allows me to cross the threshold again. Well, it's a mere hardship. It's not as if you're a church goer. I could say the same about you. Excuse me. I might not be irregular, but Kate and Alice were both christened at St. Stephen's and we buried Jenny there. Of all the places to allow you to provoke me. Well, if you're such a God fearing person, maybe you ought to do some sort of penance. Yes, I will. Oh really? Like what? Well, I haven't decided yet, but I'm happy to do whatever it takes to clear my conscience. What about you? Did you find what you were looking for? Leonard? Stamps, Milk? Salvation? Sorry, Alan, Just one of the added services while the shops here at St. Stephen's Yes, I see. No, no, I just came in for a packet of Mint Imperials. And are you fully recovered? What do you mean? From your near death experience at the flower and produce show. We couldn't believe it when Ben came home and said you'd been poisoned. Almost. Luckily I had a qualified doctor watching over me. Ben did very well though, winning the Triple crown. Oh, I know. Jill insisted he keep all the prizes. She didn't even want to re enter after last week's fiasco. Oh, Susan. Everything all right?
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Yeah, fine. I just need to cash up.
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Yes, of course. I'll get out of your hair.
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Oh, no, don't worry.
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No, no. Jill's outside laying flowers for Phil. I thought I'd give her some spirit. Well, give them my best. Will do. Glad to see you alive and kicking. Thanks. Right, I'd better start getting ready for this evening's Bible study group. You're still coming, aren't you?
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Just as soon as I finish.
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Good. Susan. Susan. There's nothing wrong, is there?
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Wrong?
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You just seem a bit down. Didn't seem yourself yesterday either.
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Alan, can I ask you something?
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Of course.
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Jim said something earlier.
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What now?
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He said forgiveness. It's an overrated virtue.
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Did he now?
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But what if you're really sorry but it doesn't make any difference. I'm not sure I understand. What if the person still won't forgive you?
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Well, you can't force someone to forgive you.
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No.
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As long as you've sincerely tried though God's grace is always available. Look, maybe it's something we can talk about more in the study group.
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Maybe oh, sorry, Justin, the shop's closed.
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No, that's all right. I'm here to see Alan. I'm afraid you're a bit late, Brian. Susan's catching up. No, no, I'm not here for the shop. Thanks anyway. Jill, where are you?
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Over here.
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Ah. Oh, I couldn't see you behind the tree. I thought you'd still be by Phil's grave. No, sorry, I was a while. I got chatting with Alan. Is. Is everything all right, my love? Whose headstone is this? Honestly, Justin, that isn't necessary. Well, there must be something the church requires, though. I noticed the fundraising thermometer for the font. It isn't even reached halfway. No, but the PCC has lots of plans to involve the community. Yes, but how much would it take to colour the whole thing in red right now? Excuse me, Can I just get by or. If you don't like that idea, I see the plasters blown above the organ. How about I pay to repair that? Look, I have a Bible study group starting in a few minutes and I need to finish arranging the chairs. Let me. How do you want them? Hey. Well, in a circle.
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Yes.
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Justin, what are you doing here? Hello, Brian. I was just lending a Reverend Frags here a hand. Oh, well, in that case, let me have a chair. No, no, to be honest, that's probably enough. The group is not that big. A few extra chairs won't do any harm. Actually, Alan and I were in the middle of a conversation. I'm not stopping you. Although I was hoping to speak to you, Alan, about making a donation. As I was telling Justin, the church doesn't need your money. Nonsense. The church always needs money. How about £500? 500? Is that all? Given the embarrassment we caused, I was thinking four figures. All right, thousand. Look, listen, please, both of you. No, that's more like it. And I'll throw in two. Two? So that's very generous of you. 2,500. Actually, make it four. I'm not serious. No, you're quite right. Five's a much better number. Offer all the money you like. The church doesn't want your contribution. Unless, of course, you'd like to stay for this evening's Bible study. Sorry, Bible study? You'd be very welcome. And you might find it enlightening. Mmm.
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Well, goodness, that's a lot of cheers. Are you two here to join us.
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In loving memory of Grace Archer, 28th of September, 1930 to the 22nd of September 1955. Exactly 70 years ago.
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Phil always came here on the anniversary. He wouldn't Tell me. But I knew.
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Well, she was his first wife. And to have lost her in such tragic circumstances as a fire. Although I can understand why you'd be jealous.
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What a thing to be jealous about, though. All the while she's been here, I've been blessed with a life she was meant to have.
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Well, that's not your fault.
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No, but compared to her, I'll be 95 next week.
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Don't worry, I haven't forgotten. In fact, I was saying to Ben, since he appears to have inherited your talent for baking. He ought to make the cake.
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Exactly. I'm so lucky. I've such a wonderful family. Including you. Oh, Jill, you showed me it's possible to have room in your heart for more than one person.
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No.
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Over all those years, that's what I didn't understand.
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I tell you what. Why don't we take a flower from Phil's grave and put it on Grace's?
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Yes.
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Yes, he'd like that.
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Good idea. Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted. Blessed. Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.
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Thanks. Stop there. So what is Jesus central message here? Justin, Brian, the floor's all yours. Any thoughts? Well, I suppose Jesus is saying not to worry. Yes, he's saying it doesn't matter if you've got problems. God will sort everything out. That's one interpretation. And of course we should trust in God. But I think Jesus was saying a bit more than. Don't worry though. Let's try to go a little bit deeper. Brian, could you read verses 23 to 24? Yes, of course. So when you are offering your gift at the altar, if you remember that your brother or sister has something against you, you leave your gift there before the altar and go. First be reconciled to your brother or sister and then come and offer your gift. What do you take from that?
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Well, I.
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Sorry. Sorry, Susan. I'm still asking. Brian and Justin. Well, it's fairly self explanatory, isn't it? Go on then. Before making an offering, you should make up with anyone you fall about with. Yes, but why? What is Jesus telling us about God? What does he care about most? Is it money? Is it gifts? Oh no. Or would he much prefer we were reconciled? Precisely. The way to earn God's good grace is to live in communion with each other. Yes, I see. Do you? I do.
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So do I. I guess that's why forgiveness is so important.
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Without forgiveness, we can never truly find peace.
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Thank you, Alan. That's what I'll tell Jim the next time I see him.
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There we are, Jill. Mind your leg. Oh, hello again, Brian. Leonard. I didn't know you were still here. The sunset was so beautiful, we couldn't drag ourselves away. Justin, you're still here too. Oh, evening, Pip. Must have been exaggerating. She told us you two had a blazing row. Ah, yes, we did have a minor altercation, but we've smoothed it all over now. Oh, glad to hear it. Can't have men of our vintage squabbling in front of the little ones. Enjoy the rest of your evening. Yes, you too. See you, Leonard.
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Yep.
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Right. I ought to be heading home. Ah, yes, me too. Lillian was wondering where on earth I'd go to. Rory went below. Believe it when I tell him I've been in a Bible study class. Oh, nor Lillian. Although I must admit it doesn't hurt to be reminded to listen to one's better angels. I have been guilty of letting my temper get the better of me. As have I. Although I fear you've paid the higher price for it. I'm sorry? I am just saying you've put yourself in quite a predicament. Oh, have I now? No, no, I'm trying to sympathize with you. Oh, stuff yourself. Hardly. As though you haven't paid a price. You've got the whole board against you. You didn't get your wretched schemes through, did you? Oh, please. Maybe you should sell your shares. I doubt anyone at BL would miss you. Oh, is that what you call paying a higher price? Me walking away with several million pounds handed out of town, more like. I think I'll survive. As for you, Brian, you've deliberately driven your business off a cliff edge. And far be it from me to quite. But isn't there a verse about taking the log out of one's eye before removing the speck from someone else's? And, well, that's a pretty big log you have in your eye, Brian. Maybe you should think about removing it.
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So what are you going to treat yourself to, Ben? An exfoliating body scrub or a spot of micro needling?
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No.
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Oh. How about mud bath?
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They don't even do those at Great Gables.
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I'm just going to sweat it out.
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In the sauna, I think. Try and clear my mind before tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?
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My first day with the agency.
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Oh, sorry. Yeah, of course. Do you know where they're sending you yet?
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Felpersham. Royal General Ward.
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Oh. Hey, come on, you know what you're doing. You'll be fine.
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Yeah, I hope so. So, are you and Stella off to the dog trainers now?
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Yeah, we're going to pick up Rosie from school first.
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Well, good luck. I'm really glad you decided to give it a go. Being a bit over boisterous. That's just normal adolescent doggy behavior.
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It's not just Cleo, though, is it? Ever since she ripped up her toy, Rosie's gone from wanting to hug her all the time to squealing whenever she comes near her.
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And the trainer's gonna work on that too. Rosie's fine around Bess.
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Oh, I know, but Bess is so patient. Plus, she doesn't look like a soft toy.
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Cleo is very, very cute.
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And tell me about it. Stella's besotted. She said she absolutely would not let her sleep on the bed with her, but that rule has already gone by the wayside. Where have you been? We're going to be late collecting roses. Sorry. I know. I was just checking my emails.
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Oh, hey there, Cleo.
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You know that facilitator job? The one I didn't think I had the right skill set for? Yeah. You need to unlock the car. I know. Just listen. They've invited me for an interview on Friday.
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The problem with maize is that to begin with, it grows very slowly. And because it's planted later, the soil is exposed to the elements. When the weather tends to be wetter. Exactly. When it rains, the runoff forms gullies, increasing erosion. It's worse if there's a slope like the fields above Long Meadow. That's why we always under sow it with grass. That's for the spring, though. Right now we need to finish getting ready to bring in this year's maize. Thankfully, Brian backed down about not getting the harvester serviced. The engineer's coming to do it Thursday morning. You know, that's when I'm helping Ben condition score the Brookfield sheep. That's okay. It only needs one of us to be around. Cup of tea? Yes, please. Oh, actually, could I have a coffee? Sure, no problem. I didn't tell you. Kate came over last night. We were discussing the big family holiday. She wondered about Scotland. Did she? Nothing to do with Phoebe, I suppose. Well, by then she will have a baby with her. Kate thought it might be easier for her to come if it wasn't too long a drive. She's so far from anywhere. No, that's fair. Maybe we could hire out the Traitor's Castle. What are you saying about our family? Nothing whatsoever. Good luck reaching a consensus, though. Trying to Agree on a destination has been like herding cats. I'm convinced Gran left that money as some sort of test. Oh, hey there, Dutch. Adam. Something wrong? I've been mulling things over. I refuse to let Justin shenanigans at BL impact the core viability of the farm. Okay, the only way we're gonna do that is by being ruthless with efficiencies. I agree, but I keep telling you, the operation is already pretty streamlined. We can still make savings. Where? Well, for starters, we can cut back on insurance.
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I'd better go with her. No, no you don't. Rosie's old enough to use the loo by herself. Well, I know, but what does A stand for? Oh, if you're expecting Rosie to remember what the instructor told her, then you need to remember as well. Doesn't she, Cleo? Affection. You need to show your dog affection in ways that she'll understand. Spot on. So Rosie is going to stop hugging you around the neck, girl. And B. Ah, now B is for busy. Give your dog space when she's busy. And you really don't like being bothered when you're chewing on a tree. I can understand that. What about C? C is for choice. Choice, yes, yes, always give your dog the choice to move away if she wants to. Well, what do you think? Two out of three is not so bad. I've got to say, the instructor is doing a brilliant job. Rosie was so anxious on the way over. I know. They're already so much more relaxed around each other. So what are your plans for Friday? I'm assuming you're not taking Cleo to the interview with you. Hang on a minute. I haven't decided if I'm going yet. Of course you are. The job's made for you. How'd you work that out? I've never had a facilitator role before. I've got no experience. Well, they must think you do or they wouldn't have invited you. No, I know, but I've always worked in very top down environments. This is a cluster of scores of farms covering thousands of hectares. Yeah, yeah, all with different priorities. Yeah, exactly. What an opportunity. Seriously. Regenerating the land, tackling climate change. How many jobs like that are going to come along? Especially one that's only down the road, an hour's drive away. Maybe you ought to check on Rosie. Estella. What? She's been in there a while. Go to the interview. It won't do any harm, but at least find out what you think of the job.
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No, Brian, I understand perfectly. I just can't believe what I'm hearing. Which insurance do you want to get rid of? Public liability? No, no, of course not. Buildings and contents. Well, that'd be foolish. But we could do without the personal accident insurance. Oh, could we? Or environmental liability. Are you mad? We lost the house. Paying to clean up those chemicals you buried, and a fat load of good the insurance was. Then they refused to pay out. So you want to expose the farm to that risk again? What about the risk we're facing right now? We could have all the insurance in the world and it wouldn't make any difference if there's not a business. And what if something did happen? You're prepared to take that gamble? Life's a gamble. That's what you've never understood, Adam. All right, all right. We all get the situation. The farm's in, you go. And we're all here to make sure it survives. Yes, that's the word. Rory, this is a fight for survival, of who's making. Adam, please. Dad's right. We do have to make savings. I'm sure we can work on getting a better deal if we start canceling policies, though. Yes, we might get away with it for a while, but just one bad stroke of luck, like the chemical spill. And who's going to be laughing? People like Justin, that's who. But that's just my opinion. What do I know? No, no, Rory. No, I see what you're saying. Well, if it's not the insurance, though, we have to drive down costs somewhere. And we will do, won't we, Adam? Absolutely. Well, all right, then. That was all. I'll see you back at the cottage, Roy. Yes. Okay. Amazing, isn't it? What is? How he'll listen to you and not me.
B
Right, Go on, Cleo. Into the boot. Good girl. Right, let's take the lead off. That's Rosie, safely strapped in. Great. Well, I'd call that success, wouldn't you? Rosie just promised that she's going to make sure she tidies her toys away so Cleo can't play with them. I'll believe it when I see it. Right, have you got enough water? I've never been able to get her to tidy up after herself before, but, yeah, you're right. She's already so much better around her. So does that mean Cleo can stay? Well, we're gonna have to keep working on it, of course. But, you know, given the progress she's made already, then I guess so. Hello, Cleo. I know, I know. I love you, too. Come on, come on, get down. I need to close the boot. Good girl. Stay. When we get back, I am gonna have a nice long bath. Fair enough. Although, Stella, you do know that you're more than qualified for that job. Oh, I don't understand why you're doubting yourself. It's so unlike you. I told you why. It's not something I've done before. Maybe not the facilitating, but the land management, all these environmental stuff. No, I know. What's the problem, then? I'm not sure. Maybe I'm just scared of stepping out of my comfort zone. I mean, the reason I came to Ambridge was because I wanted to work on a family farm. And how has that worked out for you? Yeah. Not ideal, this job, though. I mean, say I got it. I'd be jumping into a totally different setup. Not that I'm likely to, anyway. I'm sure I'll be up against much stronger candidates. Not as strong as you, Pip. I've never known anyone as smart and capable as you are. Let's not get carried away. Well, I mean it. You can do anything, including this job. Tell me you wouldn't love to have it. Well, yeah, of course. So start believing in yourself the way I do. Okay. Okay. You're gonna go to the interview. You're gonna be totally brilliant. Fine. Yes. All right. I'll even look after clean while you're away. Thank you, Pip. What would I do without you? Good job. You've got me then. You're gonna blow them away. Okay, Cleopatra. Right, we better make tracks. Her Majesty wants to be taken home.
A
It's all right for some. I wish I could have spent the afternoon lazing around in a spa. Well, then you should have entered the flower and produce show, shouldn't you? Yeah, right. The last time I won anything was for a cauliflower sheep I made when I was about 7. To be fair, you'd have stood a good chance with that this year. The competition was not steep. Never mind. It's not exactly my biggest problem. I take it your afternoon's not been great, then. It's just dad. He came barging into the office, trying to streamline by cutting out insurance. Adam tried to turn him off the idea. He wasn't having it. Maybe there's just too much history between them. You know, from all the years Adam worked on the farm before. The way dad treats him sometimes, though, in the end, I had to step in on Adam's side. How did Brian react to that? He backed off. Wow. How does it feel to have so much power? Don't at least he's listening to someone. I know, but even if I stay, there's no way I can run the farm. And I don't see dad agreeing to retire if it means Adam being in charge. Do you wish you'd gone to agricultural college instead now? Maybe I should have done. Is that Stella's car? Yeah, yeah, she and Pip have been to the dog trainers. Things would be so much simpler if she was still managing the farm. Have you seen Paul? You know, good looking guy, lives with my brother and my cousin. Think the two of you maybe hooked up last week? No, I've not seen him. Although we've exchanged a few messages. You should ask him out on a date. I don't think so. Why not? I told you, it was just a one night thing. Things are different now. He's not with anyone anymore. All right? Okay. And if you're not going back down to London, how about we discuss your love life for a change? When are you gonna get back on the horse? I'm working on it. Is that right? Hey, Pip.
B
Hi.
A
How did you get on with the trainer?
B
She was brilliant. Rosie and Clea are now best friends.
A
What did I tell you?
B
I said it would be fine. Come on then, Rosie. Out you get.
A
Hi there, Stella.
B
Oh, hi, Rory.
A
How are you?
B
Yeah, I'm okay. Pip, are you all right starting dinner while I reply to that email? Sure, no problem. Just as long as you're going to tell them you'll be there for the interview.
A
Interview?
B
Stella's applied for the most fantastic job and they've asked me to go for an interview on Friday.
A
Well, this Friday. Well, congratulation.
B
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A
After my squabble with Justin, I must admit I was rather grateful to you, Oliver. Oh? Why is that? Well, arguing in church isn't as bad as almost killing the vicar. At least you gave the village something else to tut about. Ah, well, the toxic courgette wasn't strictly Gray Gable's fault. No, no. But on top of all your other flower and produce show woes, you must wish you'd never, never agreed to host the damn thing. Well, it's certainly not generated the goodwill that Dane had hoped for.
B
Oh, sorry about that.
A
Everything sorted?
B
Yes. Somebody accidentally used someone else's halter. It's. It's all fine now.
A
Nice chatting with you, Brown. I ought to take Duke back to his stable and I.
B
Boy, did you have a good hack.
A
Not too bad. Could have been longer. See you then. Yeah, all right, Oliver. Come on, Duke. This way.
B
So you're sure you're all right picking up Martha for.
A
Yes, Alice. Fine.
B
If you're worried about facing the other parents in the playground.
A
Look, I just forgot I was collecting her. Forgot, sorry.
B
Yes, I did send a message reminding you last night.
A
I know, I know. Honestly, darling. Martha will be at mine whenever you're ready to pick her up.
B
Thank you.
A
Now listen, Oliver was just telling me about this so called fiance of George Grundley's.
B
Amber.
A
Apparently she's planning a big homecoming party for him and don't you think it's objectionable?
B
Was that what's been causing all this upset?
A
Sorry?
B
Is that why you've been flipping out? Because of George Grundy being released? I told you, dad, we Always knew he'd be out in 12 months. No, I know. I'm not gonna waste any more of my life resenting what he did to me. To be honest, I'm more concerned about you.
A
Me?
B
Are you sure you don't want to stop advertising for a new farm manager? I know Adam stepped into the breach, but that's only temporary, isn't it?
A
Look, I'm sure we'll advertise in due.
B
Course, so why not get on with it? The sooner you do, the sooner you'll have less on your shoulders.
A
It's really not that bad. Remember, Rory's been enormous help too.
B
That's not a long term solution either.
A
No, but while he's here, thank goodness he decided to come back from London.
B
Cleo, Cleo, calm down. It's just someone at the front door. Come on, out the way, out of the way. That's a good girl.
A
Morning.
B
Oh, Rory. What can I do for you?
A
I was wondering if it might be possible to have a quick chat.
B
Oh, well, yeah, I was just preparing for that interview I told you about. Cleo, come on, come on. Sorry, she gets excited around new people. Why don't you come inside?
A
Bedspread neatly folded. Check. Pillows plumped. Check. Then in here. Oliver reading, lamp working. Check. Ah, doing a room. Check. Everything up to scratch. So far, so good. Lampshade free of dust. Check. I went for a ride earlier, just a hat up to Leader's wooden bat, and no less than three people accosted me about the flower and produce show. Anything left in the drawers? First by one of the stable girls, Francesca. Her mum was upset because her dahlias started wilting between the first show and the second.
B
No.
A
Very good. Then there was Linda, who I met on the bridal way walking Salieri, her llama. What's next? The wardrobe. And finally, when I got back to the stage, Brian Aldrich accused Grey Gables of attempting to murder the vicar. I mean, we're going to have to do something to get the village back on side. Do what? We tried to rectify things and no one turned up. Yes, and as a result, the reputation of a show that's been going since time immemorial has been badly tarnished. Matching hangers, Check. For heaven's sake. Derek Fletcher now has his name in the annals for. For winning with an obscenely shaped bell pepper. Oh, there's nothing we can do about that. And as for getting the village back on side, it seems to me the damage is done. Best thing we can do now is put the whole thing behind us. Let time be a healer and move on. Oh, I'm really not so sure. Now, while I've got you, I've had some thoughts about the hospitality trays. We do need to learn from our mistakes. There's nothing wrong with them, per se. I just wondered about some seasonal snacks. Bring what's in the kitchen and what they're doing into the bedroom. I'm talking about what went wrong with the flour and pot produce. Oh, right. Still, ultimately, it was caused by a lack of communication. Now, Lily said something interesting the other day. How mistakes often happen when one department doesn't fully appreciate how another one works. And she suggested a job swap. Yeah, I heard about that. I know, I know, it's a crazy idea. I can't imagine the guests would be best pleased if Mick took takes a stint as head chef. No, but I can see what you're getting at. It's not so bonkers.
B
Sorry, R, I don't mean to laugh.
A
That's all right.
B
In all seriousness, though, you can't honestly think you're going to persuade Brian to retire.
A
That's our problem, not yours.
B
Come on, Cleo, go play outside. Come on, off you go.
A
But if dad did, though, just in principle, would you consider coming back to Home Farm?
B
Look, what you're asking is so hypothetical.
A
No, I know.
B
And I'm about to interview for a new job.
A
It still doesn't mean it couldn't work. Look, I agree with you. Dad's impossible at the moment. There's no way he and Adam can work together long term. They're already banging heads.
B
Oh, you surprise me.
A
I'm doing what I can to help, but I. I haven't got the experience. If it was all three of us, though.
B
Who? You, me and Adam?
A
Exactly. I reckon we could smash it, don't you?
B
I've not really thought about it, to be honest.
A
Which is why I wanted to sound you out. We all know the farm's getting too much for dad. The best thing that can happen is for him to bow out gracefully. Trouble is, he'll never do that till he's convinced he's leaving the farm in safe hands. Now, if he knew that you were back on board.
B
It sounds like you want me to be part of a coup.
A
No. No, I just don't want dad to keel over. And there's no one he respects more than you, Stella. It would give him the reassurance he needs.
B
Rory, I do understand. Brian reminds me of my dad working himself into the ground. The thing I regret most is not. Not persuading him to take things easier.
A
So you'll think about it, then? I mean, if you really do understand.
B
No, I'm sorry, but even if I did agree to return as manager, Brian's never going to retire. But we all know that. In which case, there's no way on earth I'm coming back to Home Farm.
A
I agree, Oliver. Swapping jobs simply won't work. Oh, right. Good having the staff shadow one another, though. Ah, well, now, that might just be a go at what better way to them understand each other's roles? Look, I wasn't necessarily saying we should take up the idea literally. My point was more about the way departments work with each other. Exactly. It'll be brilliant for team building. Plus it could also be a lot of fun. Fun how? We could do it like a football draw. I'm not sure I understand. You know, we put everyone's name into a hat, draw them out one by one. No, strike the hat. We get one of those bingo machines. Bingo? Yeah, that tumbles the balls around. It'll be just like the lottery. Someone from sales could end up shadowing someone from maintenance. Housekeeping might end up shadowing one of the gardening team. Possibly Finance might shadow Zaynab on the front desk. Well, wouldn't it be more sensible to think about which roles would benefit most from shadowing each other? Arrange it that way. Mmm, it's a thought. But it wouldn't be as good for boosting morale, though. And we all need our spirits lifting after what happened at the Flower and Produce Show. That we do. Tell you what, give me a few days to get everything together, then we'll gather everyone in the ballroom for the big draw. How does that sound? If you think that's the best way of doing it. I do. What about us, though? Us? Are we going to have our names on these balls? No. Well, I mean, as managers, we have to know everyone's job. Anyway, I don't think there's anything we need to learn.
B
Martha, sweetheart, can you put your shoes on? We need to leave very soon.
A
Well, there's this one in Scotland.
B
Oh. Oh, wow, look at that.
A
It's amazing, isn't it? Yeah, it's like a mini Balmoral. Along with the cottages in the grounds, it sleeps 20.
B
Is that cinema?
A
Yep. There's a games room. Look, the snooker table. Stunning countryside. Hunting and fishing on the doorstep. Amazing local food.
B
They've even got their own flock of sheep. Oh, Martha will love.
A
There's something for everyone. Ah, I see Rory's showing you the castles he's found hasn't he done a good job?
B
Oh, it's just a sort of once in a lifetime holiday Gran had in mind.
A
So you're in, then?
B
Absolutely. Have you shown it to anyone else?
A
Only Kate and Adam. They're both up for it.
B
So now you just need to put it to the rest of the family.
A
Yeah.
B
Well, good luck.
A
You off?
B
Yeah, Martha needs her tea. Thanks for having her, though, dad, for braving the school playground.
A
No, no, no. I rather like being notorious.
B
If you say so. Martha, have you got your shoes on?
A
See you, Alice. Bye. Speaking of dinner, I've got half a Hasset Hills lamb in the freezer. Now that Kate's not here, I don't have to worry about her sensibilities. Fancy a grilled shop? Oh, sounds good to me. Thanks. I'll get cooking, then. Dad, before you do, can I ask you something? Ask me what? I. I'm not quite sure how to put it. Just say it. What would need to happen for you to feel comfortable stepping back from the farm? Oh, look, I know it's a difficult question, but me and Adam have been discussing it. Oh, have you now? And I spoke to Stella earlier. Stella? What about? I wanted to ask if there were any circumstances she'd consider coming back as manager. If I was put out to pasture, you mean? Dad, we can't carry on like this. Did Adam put you up to this? No. But we're both worried about you. All the stress you're under. Rory, I'm fine. If you're talking about the Harvest Festival, I wish it hadn't happened either. It's not just that. It's all the other stuff. Reneging on the BL contract, forcing Stella to leave. Now, listen to me. I've already lost both my mums. I'm not ready to lose you, too. What are you talking about? You're not losing me yet. Dad, you're turning 82 soon. You've already got angina, which is under control for the time being. Keep going the way you are, though, and you really will have a heart attack. I'm trying to stop that from happening. I thought maybe if Stella would come back alongside me and Adam. You? Yes. You mean to work on the farm? Permanently? If that's possible. Rory, you know there's nothing I'd like more. But what about your life in London? You're making such a success of yourself. I don't want you coming back because you're worried about me. It's not because of you. London seemed great for a while, but the longer I've been Down there. It's not like there's ever time to enjoy it anyway. The hours might be even longer on the farm, but who cares? That's what I've been missing. It's home. I don't know what to say. Look, I'm totally aware I know next to nothing about farming. What are you talking about? Farming's in your blood. Yeah, okay. And with your degree as well, and your year in the city. Not everyone has a good business brain, you know. It's almost more important than anything. Even so, that's why I thought me, Adam and Stella would make a great team. I could learn on the job. And it would give you the reassurance to finally enjoy your retirement. Yes, I see. No one's trying to oust you, dad. We just want what's best for you, that's all. And what did Stella say when you asked if she'd consider returning? She's not. And she's got a job interview on Friday. But I'm here, dad. And I want you to know I'm back for good. I'm back for Home Farm.
B
For heaven's sake. Why aren't they in here? Don't tell me I've lost them. Hi, Amber. Oh, hi, Amber. You off somewhere? I would be if I knew where my car keys were. Oh. Do you remember where you last had them? I wouldn't be looking for them if I did. I guess not. I'm off out too. Oh, yeah, right. Chelsea's doing my hair. I want to look snatched for when we go and see George in prison tomorrow. Can you believe it'll be the very last time, huh? What will? Visiting George. Oh, yeah, sorry, Amber. I think I must have my left. Hey, Emma. I don't suppose you've got contacts for any of his mates? It's just I've been DMing loads of people from his year. Yeah, good idea. That'd be the best way. Yeah, but we want his party to be massive, don't we? Why? How many people you inviting? I just said everyone from school. Look, Amber, can we talk about this later? The party can't be too big. Emma, Is something the matter? You alright? Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I just need to get to where I'm going. And where's that? What? Where do you need to get to? Bartleby's owner just called a little while ago. Bartleby is an old pony. Used to be George. George's. Yeah, I know. Right. Well, she's been trying to get hold of him on his mobile for the last few Days. She ended up finding my number on the tree surgery website. Why? Has something happened to Bartle? She doesn't think he's got long left. That's why I need to get over there straight away.
A
So do you think you got through to her? To be completely honest, I have no idea. I mean, he listened. He was really pleased I wanted to work on the farm. Yeah, of course. But then after dinner, he went off and did some work on his laptop and I haven't raised it again. Well, kudos to you, Rory. Just for mentioning the word retirement. If I dared do that, Brian would have bitten my head off. Well, it wasn't easy. Yeah, well, as for asking Stella to come back, I could have told you her response. That bridge is well and truly burned. I figured it was worth a try. Do you know where Brian is now? He said he wanted to check on the deer. He's worried one of the stags is muscling in on another one's harem. He might need isolating. Who? Ryan or the stack? Well, if it means I get a quiet hour in the office, I shan't complain. How's the maize harvester looking? Yeah, all good so far. The engineer's already serviced the header. He's not mentioned any problems. That's good. When's Ben getting here? He said he'd be here now. I should probably go wait for him in the yard. Righty ho. Oh, did you see the website I sent round last night on the group chat, by the way? Oh, having the family holiday in that Scottish estate. Yeah. Auntie Lillian didn't waste any time getting back to me. And she's been in touch with James and Leonie. No, I saw. Oh, it's great that they're all up for it. I didn't ask if Justin is planning on coming. No. Well, if he does, the place is so big, we can always put him and Brian in separate wings. Yeah, true. So now we're just waiting to hear from Debbie and all the bridge farm crew. Crew? Yeah, that might be where things fall apart. Really? You think so? Baronial castles aren't exactly patent only style. Hello? Anyone about? Here's Ben now. I'd better go. Yeah, sure.
B
Thanks for driving, Amber. Oh, but what about your hair? Oh, don't worry about that. It was only highlights. Chelsea can do it later. Oh, but you wanted to. Oh, honestly, Emma. The importance of thing is seeing Bartleby. Amber, mind the pothole. So, what is the woman at this sanctuary called? Meg. Meg Miller. She's really lovely. After her husband passed, she decided to start taking care of old retired horses. Thank goodness she did, given what happened. Yeah. George said how hard it was not knowing if he'd be around to look after Bartleby, what he thought he was to going to go to prison. Even then, of course, broke his heart having to let him go. Especially since his great granddad asked him to look after him. So, has George told you a lot about Bartleby? Loads. And I've watched all the videos of him talking. You know, with Eddie doing the voice. Oh, yeah? Which way now? Oh, sorry. Right towards Loxley Norton. Okey dokey. Gotta say, it's not the same at home without Bottle Bear. It was Joe and Bartleby all dressed up in their finery that took me, George and Kira to the church. When I got married to Ed, George told me Joe used to ride him around the village. He did, in his trap. And at Christmas he'd put flashing antlers on his head so he looked like Santa's reindeer. What? Really? All the kids had come running out to see him. He was quite the celebrity. Oh, I can't wait to meet him. Are the roads clear? On my side, thanks. Oh, let's just hope that he's not as ill as it sounds.
A
What about the ends of the bones? Can you feel those? Yes, just about. They're not sharp, though. No. Then she's at least a 3. More likely 3.5.
B
Can I check?
A
Yeah, you're the expert. So anything below 3 needs extra feed. Yep. This user. Ideal condition, though. Just the right amount of fat. Cover for tapping. You can open the drafting gate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let her out. So how does this compare with your first day as an agency nurse? Well, I wasn't condition scoring the patients, if that's what you mean. Was it as scary as you thought, though? I survived. Although by the time I finished, I was absolutely shattered. I'm back on the same ward tomorrow. Well done, mate. I'm so in awe of you. You. Me? Yeah, of course. You've always known what you wanted to do. Unlike me. All I've ever done is run away. What do you mean? You know how messed up I was when I first went to uni. Then everything that happened with Julianne. Yeah, now I look back at it, that was just me trying to prove something. Prove what? That family and relationships. That everything's a transaction. Wow. And if I'm totally honest now. Well, I didn't believe it then. I just wanted to, you know. Okay, but that was ages ago. No, I know. But I still feel like I've Been trapped in that world. It's hardly a surprise. When I didn't get offered a job, I hadn't exactly put my all into my placement. It's tough, though, admitting or in the wrong place. So are you in the right place now? I reckon so. Whether there's room for me on the farm, though ultimately that depends on dad. At the moment, it's hard to know what he's thinking.
B
Is it all right to stroke him? Yes, of course. Oh, hello, Bartleby. I'm Amber. Oh, he's so sweet. He is. Although he can be very stubborn. He's looking better than I expected from your call. He's still eating okay, that's a good sign. However, a couple of weeks ago, we noticed him struggling to stand. I called our vet and she put him on a painkiller and anti inflammatory. Has it helped? Hard to say. He's still a bit wobbly and he has started losing weight.
A
Right.
B
We've been assuming it's his arthritis, but without doing expensive tests. Basically, it feels like we're approaching the end game. That's why I've been trying to get in touch. I know how special he is to you all. I thought you should have a chance to visit before we call it a day. Call it a day? It wouldn't be fair to let him suffer. When? Oh, I'm not sure, but I imagine it'll be sooner rather than later. Oh, no. Oh, no, you can't. Not until George has seen him. Well, that's fine. If he can come over in the next day or two. That won't be possible. He's away at the moment. He'll be back in a couple of weeks. Where is he? Well, it's just he should really come soon if he can.
A
You see how I can get my fingers under. Yeah, yeah, she's definitely a two, which.
B
Means she needs a boost.
A
All right, let's separate her with the others. Right you are.
B
Thanks.
A
You ready for a break? No, no, I'm fine. I'm happy to keep going. What's all this? Trying to prove how much of a farmer you are now? No. Well, I need one.
B
Oh, hi, Adam.
A
How's it going? Yeah, good, good. Rory's a sheep expert now. We were just about to grab a coffee in the office. All right, before you do, Pat called. I asked her if the dad any thoughts about the family holiday. Shall I go ahead?
B
Sure.
A
You know how to work the pod machine? I'll have a cappuccino. Cappuccino. Right.
B
Come on, Bess.
A
So, what did Pat say, Don't tell me they didn't like the castle. No. Right. They loved it. What? Seriously? Well, Pat did say Tony asked if it need to wear plus fours in a deer sword. Well, he can if he wants to, but no, she said Tom and Natasha think it looks great. Helen more than happy too. Sarena Nova are over the moon because it looks like a fairy princess castle. Oh, amazing. So that just leaves Debbie. Oh, you haven't checked the chat, then? No. Why? Debbie's replied. She's in too. No. You're kidding. It looks like you've achieved the impossible rule. The Aldridge Archers Bellamy clan are off to sunny Scotland. All we need to do now is fix on a date. I don't believe it. Well, maybe our family isn't as dysfunctional as I thought.
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When you said you'd been trying to get hold of George, I. I still wasn't sure if you'd heard. No, no, it was all over the local news when it happened. No, honestly, Emma, I must have missed that. I had no idea. George isn't inside for anything really bad. Perverting the course of justice is pretty serious, Amber. No, I know, but it's not like he robbed a house or deliberately hurt someone. He just lied to the police. Look, no one's saying that what he did weren't stupid and he knows he made a dreadful mistake. Well, at least it explains why he hasn't been to visit Bartleby. I was surprised when he suddenly stopped coming over. I assumed he just lost interest.
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No.
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No, not at all. Oh, George loves Bartleby. He's looking forward to seeing him again. It's. It's one of the things that helped him get through his sentence. If he comes home and finds out he wasn't here to say goodbye. It's only two weeks. Exactly. Oh, you can make it, can't you, Bartleby? You're not ready to turn up your hooves yet. It's very difficult. Please, Meg. It would mean everything to George. Two weeks isn't that long. Look, I'll do everything I can to keep him going. You will? But thank you, Meg. I can't make any promises, though. If Bartleby isn't able to get up anymore, or if we think he's in too much pain, well, then, I'm very sorry. I'll have no choice but to let him go. No, no, it's not a bad time at all, Stella. You sure? Yeah, I was just helping Mum bring the cows in. So. Come on. That was the interview. Just. Did you knock it out the park? I don't know about that, but I thought it went pretty well. It was a bit awkward when they asked why I left my last position. Well, that's easy to answer.
A
Surely your old boss has lost the plot.
B
Yeah, well, hopefully I convince them. I'm not normally taken to quitting. And now you found out more about it. Do you like the look of the job? Oh, Pip, honestly. Some of the things they're doing, like running soil health assessment and carbon based lining across the whole cluster, it's all part of their regenerative farming plans. They'll be able to predict soil sequestration rates and some of the farmers will be able to monetize the carbon. Wow. Sounds impressive. And then there's the stuff they're doing. Developing local food markets, reducing flooding, cleaning up the waterways. So basically, you like the look of it. It's what the future of farming should be all about. And your doubts about not being up to it? I am. I won't lie. It's a completely new challenge. I mean, coordinating projects, chasing funding, building networks. But yeah, the people seem great and they've got a really strong vision. Ah, Pip, I'd so love to do it. Wow. We'd better keep our fingers crossed then. So, are you heading back now? Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to give you a call first. I'll see you in a little while then. And Stella, well done. Do you want to hand me your bag, Amber? I can use another locker. No, it should fit. Give it here. Thanks, Emma. So are we going to tell George about Bartleby or not? My gut says no. I mean, there's nothing he can do from in here. No, but if Bartleby does die before he's released. No, I know. And George knows that we didn't tell him. I just don't want to give him anything else to worry about. If words got out about him. What? Oh, you know, helping to get this marquee guy arrested. Oh, George keeps saying everything's fine, but he must be looking over his shoulder. So is that the decision? We won't tell him? No. Thank you, Ember. That's okay. You really care about Bartleby, didn't you? Of course George cares about him. And I love George. Yeah, you do. Now, you've not left anything in your pockets? Nothing you're not allowed to take into the visits hall? No. No. My phone and my vape, they're in my bag. Great. Come on then. Better get in the queue.
A
Come on.
B
Coffee? I've got some treats for you. Don't worry About Cleo. She's shutting the kitchen. Oh, you can't keep hiding behind the sofa. That was Stella. Oh, it's okay. Coffee? Cleo won't be here much longer.
A
Yes, yes, I'm coming.
B
The door's open. Stella, you should have just let yourself.
A
Oh, Pip. I'm sorry to disturb you.
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Brian.
A
I'm looking for Stella. I take it she's not here. Look, no broken bones, okay?
B
Okay.
A
They didn't bring me in a wheelchair.
B
All right, George.
A
Want me to take my sweatshirt off, prove I ain't got no bruises?
B
I was worried, that's all. We thought you might have.
A
I know what you thought. I'm fine, okay? Trust me, no one's any the wiser.
B
If you say so.
A
No. What about you two?
B
Us?
A
Yeah. What's been going on? How are things in the outside world?
B
Well, yeah, things are fine.
A
What?
B
Nothing. It's just. Not a lot's been happening. How are you feeling? Only two more weeks and then you'll be free.
A
I keep thinking about what's the first thing I'm going to do.
B
Yeah? What's that?
A
Drink a beer.
B
Anything else that you've been dreaming about doing?
A
Well, maybe a couple things.
B
That's all right, you two.
A
In all seriousness, though, smart, as soon as I'm out, I'm gonna get my business back up and running again.
B
And I am gonna help you. I thought we could turn your old room into a shared studio. You making your farm videos, me doing my content. And that way, even when we're working, we're together. Sounds perfect. It will be.
A
I'm gonna prove to everyone I'm not a loser. I've just gotta get through the next 14 days.
B
Well, it's great to hear you sounding so positive. It'll be a busy time on the farm too, with the turkeys and the sheep about to start tipping.
A
Oh, there is one other thing I can't wait to do.
B
Oh, yeah?
A
Visit Bartleby.
B
Um, sure.
A
What's the matter? No.
B
Not playing.
A
What?
B
Oh. Oh.
A
Pip.
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You okay? I wasn't expecting you to come out and greet me. No, no, I know. Cleo's all right, isn't she? Cleo? Yeah, yeah, she's fine. Good. Listen, I got it. What? The cluster called me while I was driving back. They've offered me the job. Oh, wow. Is that it? No, sorry, sorry. That's. That's fantastic. I couldn't believe it either. I had to ask them to call me back so I could find somewhere safe to pull in. So, what did you say? Have you accepted it? No, no. I didn't want to look too keen. I said I needed to talk it through. My part. I think we both know what I'm going to tell them though. So I stopped off at the supermarket and bought a bottle of champagne. So let's go and open it. Come on, Estelle. At. Wait. What's the matter? What is it?
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Hello, Stella. I hope you don't mind. I asked Pip if I could wait for you.
B
I. Okay.
A
She told me where you've been. I. I gather congratulations.
B
Reg.
A
In order?
B
Yeah. Thank you.
A
Well, any employer be a fool not to want you. But before you open that bottle, I have a proposal I'd very much like you to hear.
B
George, I don't know how many more ways we can say it to you. Bartleby is fine. Is there a special beer you'd like when you get out?
A
I don't give a monkeys about beer.
B
Now, George.
A
What's the matter with the Bartleby? I ain't stupid. There's obviously something up. Just tell me.
B
He. He. He's quite poorly, love. Meg thinks it's his arthritis.
A
But he's always had arthritis.
B
I know, but he's finding it hard to get up now. It's amazing he's made the age he has.
A
He's gonna be all right, though. I'll still be able to see him when I get out.
B
Hopefully.
A
What do you mean, hopefully?
B
Well, you wouldn't want him to suffer.
A
Is Megan having put down Bottleby?
B
It's okay.
A
Don't touch me. I don't want people looking.
B
All right, love. We understand.
A
No, you don't. Out of everyone, Bartleby's the only one I could count on. He was always pleased to see me. How's this fair? I'm gonna be out in two weeks.
B
No one is saying that he won't make it, babe.
A
No.
B
Meg's promised she'll do everything she can to help him. Hang on. He looked fine when we saw him.
A
What? You saw Bartleby? When?
B
Yesterday.
A
How was he?
B
Oh, George. Oh, he's gorgeous. He did that thing you told me about when he nudges you with his nose.
A
Yeah.
B
That's why we were in two minds about telling you. If anypony's gonna beat the odds, it's our Bartleby.
A
But you said. Yeah.
B
Boat.
A
I don't.
B
Only if he gets worse. And he won't because he wants to see you again. I told him when you'd be out and I am sure his ears pricked up when he heard your Name? Try not to worry, love. Bartleby's made it this far. I'm sure he'll be out there in his field waiting for you when you get out. I think I'll go over to the house, check on Rosie, make sure she hasn't worn Gran out. Sure. Okay. Pip, shall I take Cleo with me? Give Coffee a break from hiding upstairs? Yeah, that would be good.
A
Oh, we were just making friends.
B
Come on, then, Cleo.
A
We'll see you in a bit.
B
Yeah.
A
Sir. Stella. This job you've been offered, where is it?
B
North Borsetshire.
A
That's quite a distance to travel. Would you have to move there?
B
No, no. It took me an hour door to door this morning, and they said I'd be able to do some of it working from home.
A
Right.
B
Brian, you said you had a proposal for me.
A
Yes.
B
If you're still hoping to take me back to Home Farm, I've told you all.
A
No, I know. I know you're not coming back. This is different. I know Rory came to speak to you the other day.
B
Then you know I said the same thing to him, too.
A
May I ask why? I mean, he suggested you return. On the proviso I'm put out to pasture. Isn't that right, Brian?
B
I've no interest in forcing you out.
A
But that was the crux of it.
B
I know you don't want to retire.
A
Stella. You know I was 31 when I bought Home Farm. That was 50 years ago. And you're quite right, I'd keep going for another 50 if time and tide were on my side. But I have to be honest with myself, though. Maybe it's age. Maybe I'm still struggling from losing Jenny. I don't know. But I have been making mistakes recently.
B
Brian, I didn't quit because of how old you are.
A
No, of course you didn't. No, you quit because I behaved like an absolute imbecile, dragged you into my argument with Justin, blowing up the contract. I mean, if that had happened 10 years ago, even five, I would never have lost my head like that. No wonder you'd had enough of me.
B
Well, I can't say you made things easy. I still don't understand what this has to do with me.
A
Well, as painful as it is to admit, I can see the time has come to hand the reins over to the next generation. And the only question is, who? Madam's the obvious candidate, but I just worry he's not pragmatic enough. Plus, he's hardly a spring chicken himself. He's 60 in a couple of years. And then there's Alice, but she says she's happy managing the stables for the time being. Debbie's settled in Hungary, and Kate. Well, Kate's Kate. Which leaves Rory, who's keen but has an awful lot to learn.
B
You're still not explaining where I come into this.
A
Well, if I'm going to step back, I need someone to manage the farm until one of them is ready to take over. And there's no one I'd trust more to do that than you. Agree to come back. I'll. I'll ride off into the sunset. That's a promise. Other than the occasional family board meeting. You'll never have to deal with me again.
B
Brian, honestly.
A
I know you've heard it all before.
B
It's not that. I meant what I said. I don't want you to give up your farm.
A
Home farm is my legacy, Stella. To know I'm leaving it in safe hands. You'd be doing a foolish man the most incredible service. Tell them you're not taking the job. Come back to where you belong.
B
Sam.
A
I think we need to be jolted out of thinking this is just a program of tributes to people. It isn't. It's an exploration. And we may not always like what we find. It's such a cliched idea to say a chimpanzee. At least say an octopus or a wasp or something. There's Elizabeth Day on the Pharaoh Hapshepsut.
B
The subsequent ruler defaced a lot of her statuary, and so we also have very little clue of what she actually looked like.
A
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This week's Archers Omnibus brings emotional reckonings, shifting family allegiances, and the comforting rituals of village life in Ambridge. Central themes include the fallout from Brian and Justin's public argument, the ongoing struggle over succession and retirement at Home Farm, deep anxieties about George Grundy’s release and his ailing pony, an unexpected job offer for Stella, and a hopeful sense of new beginnings for several characters. As the village grapples with the legacy of recent scandals and missteps, forgiveness, trust, and the ability to move forward loom large.
"What an example to set. Rowing in front of Martha's entire school. And in church, too. Brian and Justin ought to be ashamed." – Susan
"I've never been so embarrassed." – Justin
"If you're such a God-fearing person, maybe you ought to do some sort of penance." – Justin
"I will... I haven't decided yet, but I'm happy to do whatever it takes to clear my conscience." – Brian
Low Turnout at the Bake-Off (03:03 – 04:04)
"Well, it's a shame not many people have turned up. But there is one good thing about it: there’s a lot less competition." – Emma
Judging Woes and a Bitter Discovery (06:06 – 07:16)
"Even so, I had no idea a courgette could be so dangerous. Thank my lucky stars you were here." – Ben
George's Homecoming Party Drama (08:21 – 11:59, 52:27 – 55:50)
"It wasn’t getting beaten up or having his stuff nicked, or even having someone wee on his bed…it was knowing he was there because his grandparents betrayed him. That is what broke him." – Amber (10:31)
On Seeking Forgiveness (17:07 – 17:52)
"What if you're really sorry but it doesn't make any difference? What if the person still won't forgive you?" – Susan (17:20)
"You can't force someone to forgive you. As long as you've sincerely tried, though, God's grace is always available." – Alan (17:35)
"Maybe it’s age; maybe I’m still struggling from losing Jenny. But I have been making mistakes recently." – Brian (73:01)
"It’s what the future of farming should be all about. ... I won’t lie, it’s a completely new challenge." – Stella (64:48, 65:11)
"Out of everyone, Bartleby’s the only one I could count on. He was always pleased to see me. How's this fair? I’m gonna be out in two weeks." – George (70:48)
"It looks like you've achieved the impossible, Rory. The Aldridge Archers Bellamy clan are off to sunny Scotland!" – Adam (61:53)
The Spider Incident (07:01)
Village Politics and Fundraising One-upmanship (19:04 – 20:02)
"The church doesn't need your money." – Alan
"Nonsense. The church always needs money... How about £500?... Actually, make it four... Five's a much better number." – Justin
Conversations on Forgiveness and the Beatitudes (22:14 – 23:56)
"The way to earn God’s good grace is to live in communion with each other." – Alan (23:40)
"Without forgiveness, we can never truly find peace." – Alan (23:52)
Brian’s Offer to Stella (74:37 – 75:53)
George’s Hopeful Plan (68:00 – 68:18)
The episode oscillates between heartfelt candor, gently comic village life, painful family reckonings, and moments of hope and forward momentum. Characters speak with emotional honesty, dry humor, and, at times, deep vulnerability—whether wrestling with farm politics, intergenerational wounds, or the realities of saying goodbye to beloved animals.
This week’s omnibus captures Ambridge at a crossroads: traditions are challenged, grudges confronted, and new directions seriously considered. At its heart are questions of forgiveness—whether between family, friends, or toward oneself—and the enduring hope that things (and people) can change for the better. The episode closes on a note of anticipation: for George’s homecoming, for Bartleby’s fate, for Stella’s next big step, and the always-continuing story of Home Farm and the wider Ambridge family.