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I would have been there myself, only I'm working. And then Alan headed off for a multi faith program, Prayer for Peace at Fulpisham Cathedral. That's a lovely idea, isn't it Joy? You do realize that every time you speak, those twinkly reindeer antlers bob away above your head. I forget I've got them on most of the time. Oh, I do love a bit of Christmas cheer though. Especially with the shop looking so nice and new. Hear, hear. Oh, you should have heard Martha at the Advent service. Cracking little voice she's got. She just stood up where she was and sang her little heart out. Then like I said, I'm not religious. But Alan said some beautiful words for the people in Bethlehem and everyone suffering in the whole region. It's funny to think it's a real place, Bethlehem. I always picture it as something from Christmas carols, long ago and far away. Sound like a fool. No, you don't. It was an uplifting service. Like there's always hope, you know? Ah, that's what it's all about. Yeah, Harrison would have loved it. Oh, yes, he's back tomorrow. Hence the olives, cheeses and posh crackers. He loves a snack. Oh, honestly, I can't wait. I bet you can't. Hello, George. Hiya. All right? What's up with him? I'll put the rest of your shopping through while you make up your mind over those penguin Christmas cards. Fallon. Rory, are you in here? Yep, he's back here trying to get this tinsel. Lotus flower. Stay stuck to the rear bar. A tinsel what? Lotus flower. The symbol for namaste and Hinduism, Buddhism. Adam. Ah, Kate. Yep, she made it to ensure spiritual home is represented in the tractor run. Rory, don't. Unless you're here to help. Sorry, I can spare a few minutes, but. Ugh, save it. I've been cutting the hedges until it got too dark. I was just passing through on my way to the office. I need to look over our fertilizer stocks. Oh, like every other sibling who's managed to share their opinions on tractor decoration, yet crucially not managed to come and help. Sorry. And to be fair, I haven't suggested anything yet. Kidding, kidding. Don't worry. I figure if I can get a little bit of tractor decorating done after dark, like today, we'll be sorted for Christmas Eve. You're doing a great service for the whole family, Rory. I'm going to need a bigger thank you than that, Adam. Fine. Tell me what you want. You have to play Cluedo with me after Christmas lunch. And no whinging allowed. You still do that? It's a tradition. Don't mess with it. Okay, deal. Now, is this a good time to tell you Debbie sent this bag. Yeah, it's got some of Mum's decorations. You know, when she used to have a really big tree at the farmhouse and some decorations from Hungary. And this bag's from Alice. Really? Yeah. Don't shoot the messenger. You know, I'm sure Kate and Debbie would be happy to help if you feel so put out. No, please. I prefer instructions from afar. Too many cooks and all that. Actually, you know, it's not too bad, blinging up a tractor by myself. So why aren't you smiling? Paul said he might be able to come and help this afternoon, but he got waylaid at work and. Oh, nothing. Ignore me. No, no, clearly something's up. We had a bit of a spat yesterday and I think I've messed up. Or he did. Or we both did. And you think that's why he didn't show today? Yeah. Probably Christmas week, though. Yeah. That's a bit tragic, isn't it? It depends what happened? I don't know. Well, actually, I do. Basically, Paul's got a thing about driving, and he's just started taking lessons again, and I thought it'd be good for his confidence if he had a go in the Land Rover on the farm. You know, safe space, no other cars about. Oh, dear. What? I thought he'd have a chance to loosen up a bit, prove to himself that he's fine. He's got this. I'm hoping he said no. He said yes. Oh. And then we got in the car. Oh. So are you coming to the pub for New Year's Eve? Of course. Me and Mick wouldn't miss the Bulls New Year's Eve party for anything. Here, let me help you. I'm not going if you're interested. No point, is there? Seeing as I'm barred. No, it's okay, Joy, you serve George. He'll pack this lot. Just the crisps and some vodka. Right. No, no, no, the big one. Which? No, the cheaper one. Yeah, that's it. Cash or card? There you go. Everything all right, George? Dandy. What was that about? Hope he's not drinking that all by himself. Accompanying a learner driver requires a certain kind of patience, Rory, and it. It doesn't come easily to most. I thought I was being all that patient and, you know, letting him take his time. I mean, he was being super careful, and it's not like we were out on dark, narrow lanes or anything, Rory. Yeah, well, that's when things got tense, and like I said, he upped and left. Might not have been the best idea to offer to park for him. I was trying to help because he was getting so hyper about it. My intentions were good. Just my execution was below par. Why don't you go and see him? No. If I go and he's not at work, then I'll know it was an excuse, and that means he's avoiding me, and that pretty much puts me in the doghouse. Hmm. You sort of already are. Here, these are straightened out now. Cheers. And I'm off. What are you getting Ian for Christmas? What? Paul's already got me something he told me before the driving lesson from hell. He's done all his shopping and wrapping and it'll definitely be something thoughtful and brilliant and I haven't got a clue what to get him. You could ask I ask Ian. We just ask each other some years. Yeah, well, that's because you're old married men. Charming. If I can get the right present for Paul, then it'll supercharge any apology, cut through any awkward moments and we'll be all good for Christmas. Don't you reckon? If you say so, little brother. Hope you're going to put that empty packet in the bin. What do you want, George? What's wrong? I'm trying to have a quiet drink. Alone. On the roundabout? In a kid's playground. Want me to give you a push? No. Makes me dizzy. Never liked the roundabout. I'll shut up, then. Next thing. You want to swig, eh? No, thank you. Not too naughty for you, swigging out a bottle? I've had my moments, believe me. I'm not staying. I came to say the Blue Boar in Borchester are looking for staff. New owners, apparently. Like, maybe you could give it a go. Applications on their website. Look, it may not be exactly what you want, but it's a start. And it's a nice place. How am I supposed to get there? A fly? Well, that's if I got it in the first place. I can't drive, can I? And there's no buses. Am I meant to spend my wages on taxis? Can Amber drive you? She'd have to be here to do that. Well, what's that supposed to mean? She went to Ireland to spend some time with her cousin, didn't she? Oh, well, when she gets back, then. She ain't coming back. You guys broke up? I'm sorry. No, we didn't break up. Then what? She needed some time and she's gone. Doubt she'll be back. I wouldn't. Come on, you can't think like that. Can. Women are different to blokes. Yeah, sometimes we do need time. Doesn't mean we don't love someone. So you and Harrison being so far apart, that works, does it? This isn't about me and Harrison, is it? But. But, yeah, we're good. An opportunity came up and we decided he should take it. And Uncle Chris? What? Well, he's moved in, hasn't he? With anything? Your husband fancied a change of scene, so you got yourself a change of scene too, eh? You and Chris, eh? Actually, Chris and Martha have gone to your grandparents now. Just in time for Harrison coming back. Funny that there's no talking to you when you're like this, which is pretty much always. Hey, hey. Oi. Let go. Still got a day before he's back. If you're feeling lonely, I could come over to yours. For what? George, Let go of my arm and shut up before you say something you'll really regret. Chill. Chill, man. We're just talking. It's very eclectic, isn't it? We at Home Farm see that as a positive. Oh, of course. It's not a criticism, Rory. It's just an observation. Well, everyone's put their little stamp on it. I can see that. All the trees starting to look lovely. Oh, I've got lots more. Debbie brought a load of decorations from Hungary. Joey. You know, it's so cheerful and colorful. It'll be a crowd pleaser. Yeah, that's what we're hoping for. I mean, I'm hoping for. I'm not gonna lie. It's been mainly me. Oh, I know. That's why I popped by after I shut the shop check on your progress. And to ask you a favour. Oh, we need more Marshalls. I don't suppose you could suggest some of the family volunteer? I know you'll be driving this juggernaut, but. Well, actually, Adam's down to be our pilot in chief, so I might be free and sure. Well, let me have a chat to them and I'll get back to you. Oh, of course. Thanks, Rory. No probs. I know what you're doing, George. What? Trying to get a rise out of me so I can say something back and you can feel sorry for yourself. Well, it's not gonna work. Yeah, that's right. Never does, does it? You're the strong woman, aren't you? Well, I'm not gonna apologise for getting on with my life. Turned up to court to stick the boot in when you didn't even have to. What? Move on, George, I'm trying to. Telling everyone I didn't save you cause I cared. I saved you cause I cared about myself. Oh, can you not wrap your tiny brain around the fact that I would never have needed saving if it wasn't for you? Ungrateful co. You know, George, you can wallow in regrets and ruin a relationship with a girl no one can believe you managed to get, but what you can't do is blame everyone else for it. Admit the problem is you. Oh, I regret coming here. Why did I even think that I could help you? Yeah, go on, get lost. Gladly. You know, I thought My biggest regret was moving Alice into the driver's seat that night. But it wasn't. It was saving you. What did you just say to me? I should never have gone back in the water. I should have let you drown. Oh, you must be famished. I am. It's gone three. I always feel guilty having a turkey sandwich because before Christmas Day. I know, but it really hits the spot. And Fallon's stuffing is way better than her dad's. So it's a big Christmas at Lower Loxley this year. Yeah, Elizabeth and Vince are having everyone over. When's Lily back from Australia? I'm not sure. I think she's out there for a few weeks. I've never had a sunny Christmas. I'm not sure I fancy it, to be honest. You'll be fine by Elizabeth's room. Roaring fire. Oh, yeah. She usually has the dinner in one of the grand rooms, not the apartment. And there's a whole list of planned activities this year. Oh, lovely. Well, Kenton's not too excited. I think he'd like a big Christmas spread and then a long nap. I'm sure Mick would be happy with the same. Oh, here he is. What have I missed? Oh, haven't you left yet? I was feeding tortoise. You know, she's been scratching the back door again. Why? Don't she like her new scratch pose? Oh, she'll get used to it soon enough. I hope so. Right now I've got the basket of food and their presents. Anything else? Oh, how about you take one of the bottles we won for the best pub award, huh? Good idea. And then I'm off. And if it gets busy and I'm not back, just call, okay? And give Harrison my love. Fall in love. Is everything all right? Yeah, of course it is. I missed you, that's all. Look at me. What? You sure? Honestly, I could not be happier right now. Did something change in here? Are you gonna talk all the way through this cuddle or I. That's. Something changed in here. It looks different. Yeah, it's because of the Christmas decorations. You tell me. No, no, no, no. It's not that. I could swear something's different. Oh, I should get you something to eat. Hunger is making you do. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't. Don't you go anywhere. I thought you wanted to sp. No. Oh, yeah. You don't have to ask me twice. Oh, God, yeah. I've missed you. Do you know it's lovely hearing that on the phone. But it's so much nicer in Person. I don't think I could have hung on one more day. Oh, well, it's together now. Yeah. You sure you're okay? I'm better than okay. Oh, hey. I wonder who that could be. That's probably Kenton. Spoiler alert. He said he'd be bringing our presents over. Oh, get in. I'm sure you're overthinking all this tractor malarkey, but it's got to be a success. It will be. Oh. Living up to Linda's standards is not an easy task, Joy. There's a big difference between. Between Linda's Christmas shows and a tractor run. For starters, everyone comes out determined to enjoy themselves, and all the heavy lifting is done by the tractor decorators. It's a win. Win. But you have no idea what it's taken to get everyone organized, get all these farmers on the same page. Yeah, and you did it. You said yourself Hannah and Tony are getting a bit competitive. Hmm, maybe a bit too competitive. Nonsense. Eddie's been in here saying how Poppy and Kira are going to be funky angels on the back of their tractor with their granddad chucking sweets at everyone. Oh, that's another thing. Health and safety. Eddie's managed to get some misshapen chocolates on the cheap, and they're quite big. It's not funny, Julie. Oh, it is a bit funny, my darling. And he's not going to be Father Christmas now on account of Clary refusing to take his old costume out a bit at the waist. He's even tried to get me to pay for a new one. So now he's decided to fashion a white robe out of a bed sheet. And he's gonna be an angel, him and his granddaughter. Oh. Oh, it keeps getting better and better in just a sheet. I worry he'll get cold. I mean, Eddie's no spring chicken, but he assured me he'll be wearing his thermals underneath it. Joy, his halo's so big, I doubt it'll stay up for the whole run. Apparently, he's used a hula hoop. Oh, you have nothing to worry about, Joy. Sounds like your tractor run's going to be the best way to usher in Christmas in years. Well, I was expecting a little more sympathy from you. Oh, dear. Oh, What? Oh, Alan's just text to say he'll be doing the run on his motorbike and he's asked Akram if he'll join in. Oh, that's lovely. That's it? Or are they too loud? You know what motorbikes are like. It's a tractor run. Joy, not a bike race. They'll be going, what, 10 miles an hour? Five. Exactly. Alan says Akram agreed. And Zainab wants to join in on a moped. People keep adding themselves to the run via text. Well, that's brilliant. The more the merrier. The more. The more marshals I need. And I'm already short Alan, Akram, and Zainab. There's your three wise men right there. I'll have to look again at the running order. Wait. What did you just say? I said Alan. That's a great idea, Jolene. Honestly, Canton, so much lovely stuff here. You really didn't have to. Oh, we wanted to. It's no trouble. Thanks, Kenton. And thank Mum, too. I mean, we'll probably be seeing you tonight for a drink, but, you know. Yeah, I will. Harrison's looking really well. Sorry. Sorry, Kenton. That made me jump. If you're not careful with it, that bedroom door bangs so loudly, and I'd forgotten I've been the only person using it for weeks. Of course, everything is all right. Is that. Isn't it? Yeah. And. And you're right. Harrison does look well, doesn't he? I can't believe how much his hair has grown. Couldn't tell in the video calls. It suits him Fallon. Cuppa? Hey, hey, hey. Just stop a minute. Harrison's okay. Are you? And he. You're. You're good, yeah. Of course. Because you can tell me and. And your mum if there's anything. Oh, no, no, no. Honestly, Harrison's great. And I'm so pleased he's home. Good. Okay, you're misreading this. It's nothing to do with Harrison. No, no. Yesterday, I saw George with a bottle of booze, and he said some things that really wound me up. What things? Order for bar snacks, Joy. Oh, okay. Sorry. I was just checking the tractor on group chat. All good. Well, the three wise people have agreed to dress accordingly. Zainab says she might have a comedy fake beard somewhere in her stove. See, now that's enthusiasm. Oh, it is, isn't it? It's gonna be super. It is. Now, bar snacks. Right. One nachos, two chips, plain, no salt or vinegar. What's the point of chips? No salt and vinegar. Agreed. And a brie and cranberry toasty. Got it. It's a good job Tracy's here. Looks like Kenton's lost to us. He's probably enjoying having a catch up with Harrison. Yeah, only the idea was to deliver the goods and that the reunited lovers spend some time together, alone. Tracy said Brad's up for marshalling, which helps. Oh, excellent. And I'll see if I can ask anyone who's in tonight. Oh, that would be great. And I was thinking about the order of vehicles for the run. I think most people want to lead. Well, there's only one that can actually go first, my darling. I know, but who? How do I make the running order without offending anyone? I can't believe that you actually said that. Honestly, I don't understand what's going on in that lad's head. Sharison will be down any minute. Are you sure you're okay? Yes, but only if everyone stops asking me that. Sorry. Don't be. More than anything else, I feel so angry. Kenton, I don't blame you. But that's the last thing I want to feel. I don't want to be angry anymore. I thought I wasn't, but just a few words from George and I was seething. They were very strong words. He should be ashamed of himself. What did Harrison say? Have you told him yet? No, and I'm not going to either. Alan. No. You know how long it took Harrison to come to terms with what happened? But if this made me angry, imagine how he'd react. No, no. It's taken forever, but I feel he's finally getting back to himself. Please don't say anything. Please. Yeah. You're in luck. Mum and Kenton have bought treats now, that's spread. Well, yes, it's for you guys, so dig in. Well, you don't have to ask me twice. Come on, love. Can't I grab a plate? Actually, I'm going to put these presents under the tree before Harrison starts unwrapping them. There's tea in the park. Oh, you know me so well, love. Play again? No, no, I better get back. Oh, come on, have some. At least a couple. Go on, then. A quick one. Good. Mom. I'm just going to bring yours and Mom's presents down, Kenton. Okay. I've got a couple in the car, too, love. Kenton, has everything been okay here? Yeah, no, it's all good. Why? I can't put my finger on it, but fallen seems a bit. What? Oh, sad. I don't know. Maybe she's just tired, like she said. Yeah, probably. You're thinking it too, aren't you? No. No, not really. It's me in it. The distance is taking its toll and she won't say and I don't push it up. There you go. Cheers. I'm sure it's not that. I mean, she was really excited to have you back. For the holidays, like she always is. I mean, we're okay when we check in on phone and video calls. At least I thought we were. I mean, sometimes it's a bit short and sweet because we're both tired or. Well, she says it's fine, but maybe inside she feels the opposite. No. No, honestly, if there is something bothering her, I can pretty much guarantee it's not you. But if it's not me, then what? Why isn't she saying anything? George, can I have a word? Kenton, you just missed Amber. She nipped off to run a couple of errands. Yeah, I saw she was back. You just turned up last night? Out the blue. Said she couldn't think of anywhere she'd rather be for Christmas. Great, innit? Sure. So what can I do you for? You want to bar me from the village green now, too? No, because it's free for everyone to use. Even me. Yeah, shut up a second, would you? I know what you said to Fallon. What is. What are you playing at me? Look, I was chilling by myself. She's the one who came over and sat down. I didn't ask her to. I don't care about explanations, okay? Just don't ever say anything like that to her again. Are you listening? She came over to talk to me. Whatever. I don't care. Just don't. I can't believe you. You've forgotten the risk I took inside trying to get Mark in court for you and Jolene. Or don't you care about that? Kenton, I could have been shanked. I could have ended up with extra time. You came to us and you said yes. Okay? Do you know how scary that was? I've been on the receiving end of Marky's threats, too. Including being ripped to pieces by some rabid dog. I didn't do that. Okay, look, let's not get tied up in knots about the past. I'm saying. I don't care what you're saying. Why should I? I put my life on the line for Fallon and then for you and Jolene, and all I get is a pain in the neck from everyone. Unbelievable. I better go find my dog. Holly. George, just no more, okay? I mean it. Same goes for you lot. No more taking your crap out on me. Holly. Come on, girl. Thanks. That's great. So, Marshalls, please come up and take a high vis jacket. Just one. Just came to check the running order. Yes, it's right there on the wall. Why do you look so smug? Smug? Me? Oh, well, that'd be because you're leading the run? Yeah. Ridge, Farms, Fords and Major will be first in line. I suppose Someone has to be. And barrows 40. 14th. Yeah. Oh. Try not to look too pleased, Tony. This is a collective effort to bring a little Christmas cheer to the village. Hannah, it's really not about who's first or last or 14th. Precisely. Well, you won't mind swapping places, then? Sorry? Swapping places with me. Because it's about Christmas cheer and all that stuff. Right. Right. So listen up, everyone. We're almost done. I just need five more minutes. I better sit down. Saved by the bell. Thank you. Now, for those who arrived a little late and couldn't walk the route with us earlier, there is a map on the back wall with it all marked out. There's also these smaller maps for you to take away, so don't forget to grab one. Thanks especially to all the volunteer marshals. You are vital to tomorrow's tractor run. We'll all be here at the rendezvous point 40 minutes before we're due to start. Thank you, Joy. You've been very organized with everything. Oh, that's lovely of you to say, Tony, but it's really all of you who deserve thanks. I know farming doesn't slow down for Christmas and you're all working hard and still found time to decorate your tractors and take part. All for a very good cause. What about the running order? I was just coming to that, actually. Now, I know there's been playful competition between some of you. I wonder who. But we must remember this is an event to celebrate the festive season and give the villagers something cheerful and joyful for Christmas Eve. If you haven't already seen it, the running order is on the back wall. Remember, no matter where you are in the run, every single vehicle is important and valued. Hi, Tony. Hannah. Glad you could make it. Tony. Has Pat got what she needs for a special collection? Yes. Thanks. All dealt with. She's put the word out and we cleared a spot on the floor farm for drop offs. Good. What? Nothing. Joy. Thanks for putting us first in the run, Joy. What an honor. So. So farmers just ask for the position they want then? Is that how this works, Joy? What you mean? Only that Tony seems quite smug, like he expected to be first. The Fordson is a vintage tractor and I work hard to make sure she's in good nick. To be fair, I'm. I'm not surprised she's the choice to lead the run. So our tractor's an unremarkable 14th because it's not vintage. Hannah, I'm not Sure you're in step with the spirit of the endeavour? I asked Jo. Okay. I knew I'd get complaints about this. It's not a complaint, it's just a question. I decided on the order of the run based on the size of the tractors more than anything. But now that there are several vehicles involved that aren't tractors, it's become a more complicated affair. We can't let the motorbikes and moped get swamped by huge juggernauts like Home Farms Tractor Plus. Alan, Akram and Zaynab are our three wise people, so they need to be seen. I've planned the whole thing so each vehicle has ample space to be enjoyed by everybody in the crowd. And my decision is final. Try to remember this is all for a good course and for Christmas. What did I say? Now? This is the life. Sitting amongst the Christmas lights in the middle of the village, enjoying a. What is that? That's one of your wife's delicious mini pies, Harrison. For tomorrow's tractor run, I am food tester extraordinaire. Oh, well, that's a job I'd like to. Hardly. You're married to her. You get to test everything. I just came out for a quick breather. I'm busy in there. Yeah, I'm meeting Chris for a few drinks. You know, Jazz has meant me coming, too, but I'm a bit early. Oh, watch out, Ken. It's okay. Sit. Stay. It's all right, mate. Don't worry. Count down. No, stop it. Get down. It's okay, it's okay. Sit. Easy, girl. Easy. Holly, are you being a naughty girl? She's just launched at Kenton. Did she? That's not like her. Come here, girl. Oh, come on, she's armless. What you got there, Holly, eh? What you got there? If you know, she gets excited. Keep her on the leader. Keep her close. Yes, officer. I've got her. Kenton. You can come out now. Oi. I'm kidding. She's a softy, really. It must have been whatever you're eating. She can sniff out food wherever it is. Can you get it back from the bench, George, please? Come on, Holly. They're obviously cat people. Sorry, guys, panic's over. We're going. Just go. Come on, girl. Let's go home to Amber, eh? Come on, Kenson. You okay? Look, why don't you sit down, mate? It's over, mate. Don't worry. They've gone. I don't trust George Grundy further than I could throw. I really do think his dog was just after that Pie man Kenton. I should get inside. Look, listen, come over to the cottage for a few minutes. No, no, no, no, no. I should go back in. You can't go back behind the bar like this. You've had a scare. Come on. Come on. I'll make you tea. Yeah, we won't be long. I've already explained that the decisions on the order of the run are final. Yeah, Tony's going first. And I'm afraid I won't change that decision, Hannah. I know. Oh, great. Could I go last? What? Last? I'd actually be up for going last, if that's okay. Actually, it is. I don't see why not. Excellent. Thanks, Joy. And come. Good job. Right, well, I'll amend the list accordingly. Hannah. Brilliant. Jazza, you made it. I'm supposed to be having a drink with Chris and Harrison. Run about now. Is that it in the bag? No, it's a deep donkey. Of course it is. He said to me, here with a tattoo, don't give the game away, Jazza. Oh, is that for tomorrow? It might be. Do I get a look? Oh, we don't want to spoil it, do we? Come on, Jaz. We'll see you tomorrow, Joy. You will. Joy, what did Hannah want? Oh, nothing, Tony. She wanted to go last in the run. Why are you asking if you already overheard? Last. Really? Yes, really. Oh, which reminds me, I need to go and amend the list. Last. Eh? Here, shine your phone torch on it. Jazza, um, what's it meant to be again? I. Turkey. How is this a turkey costume? Looks like roadkill. Well, that's what I said. Not to me. Well, I didn't know what you were planning. It used to be the bull's oldest, a bunny cosy. And then Eddie turned it into a turkey. How is this a turkey? Looks better when somebody's in it. And what's that smell? Eddie's homemade glue. Don't ask. I certainly didn't. He. This is not good. Oh, brilliant costume, my eye. It's like something out of a hammer horror movie. I could throttle. Neil, be my guest. Anyway, how can you know? Be the turkey and I'll drive. Because, Jazza, I'm doing all the work for Barrow's part in the run. It's only fair that you wear the costume. Well, make me wear it, then. He's already volunteered to carry our collection bucket. Oh, I need to see it on. What? No. No way. Yes, way. Jazza, I'm not. I told you, I've put a lot of work in on that tractor for tomorrow, and it Needs a turkey. By hook or by crook, we're gonna make this work. Yes. Huh. What are you doing back here? Tony. Good timing. I was just leaving for the pub at Jazza. See ya. I saw Joy changing the list inside. You're now last. Oh, yeah. Last is the sweet spot. Oh, yeah. You see, when you start it all off, which is great, people will still be arriving, sorting the kids out, finding the best place spot to stand. They're practically missing the first few tractors. That's not the case. Oh, I've seen it happen. But last, everyone will have saved a big cheer for the closing act. It's the one everyone will remember. And when Neil shakes that bucket at them, I reckon we'll be collecting more than anyone. See ya. Bye, Hannah. Oh, I completely overreacted. Don't be daft. I could only imagine what it would like for me. You? But I thought I was okay. Can't I ever get over this? Of course you will. Just. Just takes time. It would have helped if George had kept Ollie in check. You think you'd have some awareness, given what you've been through. I wouldn't put it past him to have done it on purpose. No, he's an idiot. But now, Harrison, he knew what he was doing. He could barely stop himself from grinning. No, it's just George being George. He weren't thinking. It was completely intentional. But why? Because of what I said to him earlier today. Why? What happened? I told him to. What? 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True. Actually, you sell your car in minutes. False. That's gotta be true again. Carvana will pick up your car from your door. Or you can drop it off at one of their car vending machines. Sounds too good to be true. So true. Finally caught on. Nice job. Honesty isn't just their policy. It's their entire model. Sell your car today too, Carvana. Pickup fees may apply. Well, I'll tell you this much. Next time I'm driving and you and Neil can be the turkey. Where is Neil anyway? He's meeting there. And what happens when all these feathers and things fall off? It's really hits you in the neck. Oh, stop whinging, Jazza. My improvements make it much more turkey. Like you say so, boss. I do. Still smells. I can't work miracles in one night, Jazza. I'm not Vivian Blinking Westwood. Bill doesn't expect their Easter Bunny back. And if you move, you'll ruin the wattle. This has put me right off my turkey dinner. The Mora. God, you're impossible. Tony Archer. Probably calling for one last gloat. I'm putting you on speaker. Hello? Hello, Hannah? Tony, where are you? On our way to the rendezvous point for the tractor run. Why? Where are you? Still at the farm, I'm afraid you need to get a move on. You're first, remember? Yeah, that's the thing. We've had a bit of a problem with the Fords. And you're having to pull out? No, no, hopefully not. I think I know what the problem is. It's fixable. But we will be delayed, I imagine. Do you want me to let Joy know? Actually, I wanted to ask whether you'd start the run in our place, Hannah. Oh, come on, Tony. You expect me to believe that? It's true. You're not just pulling a fast one to nab our spot at the end? I'm standing in the yard with my tools out as we speak. I believe her. Look, Hannah, I can absolutely phone Joy and whoever's number two in the line can kick things off. Only I called you because if we're not going to make it at the start, I thought you might like to. The man's telling the truth, Hannah. Fine. Okay, we'll do it. Oh, great. Thank you. I'll keep going here and hopefully see you before it's over. See you there, Tony. Thanks. Bye. What was all that about? What? I believe him. He's telling the truth. Oh, I do. And he is. So. He gets all the support and I get Jasmine. Whingy pants. Hey, watch it. Oh, it's such a. Hannah, why Do I have to be the turkey Hannah? I don't want to be a turkey Hannah. I don't want to be the turkey. Said the bloke in the turkey costume. Leonie and Mungo are down with a terrible bug, so we had to cancel. Oh, what a shame. I know. But it does mean I could volunteer to be marshal for the tractor round. Well, excellent. Yes, yes. Joy was ever so pleased. Now, where are we standing? I think the idea is we cover that turn in the lane up from the bull and keep people moving so they don't crowd the mulled wine stall. Understood. Right then, we're all set. Oh, I love this crisp air. The moon already hanging in the sky, the smell of mulled wine. Christmas is almost here, Rory. It is indeed. Please stand back from the lane, folks. Stick to the grass or the curb. Thanks. Oh, here they come. I thought Tony was going to be first on his Fordsun. Alas, Joy said he had some mechanical issue and Anna took his place. Oh, well, will you look at that. Oh, okay, that looks truly spectacular. Home Farms is more of a mishmash. Rory, no one's expecting you to compete with an Underwoods window. It's all about mishmash. Hey, what's so funny? Whatever's that on Hannah's flatbed trailer? Double, double. Merry Christmas. It's Jazza. Is he? Yes. Look, it's a Christmas platter. And he's the turkey. Oh. Oh, that's priceless. How did Hannah convince him to do that? I have no idea. Well done, Jazza. Oh, and look, look, here's the Grundy offering. Lovely Kiara. Poppy. Not gonna lie. Eddie looks quite majestic surrounded by light. I hate to admit it, but you're right. Although, could he have made a bigger halo? It is massive, isn't it? I suspect the Angel Gabriel himself would have halo envy. Seeing that go Eddie. Wasn't he supposed to be throwing sweets for the kids? Oh, vetoed by Joy just this afternoon. No. Oh, yes. They were the size of Yule logs, or so I heard. Oh, what a spoil sport. No, no, Joy is absolutely right. No one wants their child concussed by an angel's chocolate offering on Christmas Eve, no matter how impressive their halo. You do have a way with words, Linda. Oh, here they come. The three wise men on motorbikes. Linda. Yes? What did you get Robert for Christmas? Why do you ask? I'm here. I'm here. Oh, great stuff, Alan. I'm so pleased you could take part in the tractor run and help with counting the donations. Oh, my pleasure. Right here Is the offerings from the three wise men. Oh, you all did very well. Right, so tell me. The table one's the first count, and then we pass the table two. Two? Yeah. So everything gets at least two counts. Yeah, the idea. And you announce the total at the end. Got it. Oh, and this is Hannah's bucket. Right. Under no circumstances can we get the contents muddled with anyone else's. Oh, she wants to know exactly how much they collected. Especially compared with Tony Archer. Oh, he made it, then? On his way right now, he said. But he'll need his bucket kept separate as well once it gets here. Any reason? Just those two. Oh, don't ask. They're so competitive. And neither will relent. Well, it's all for a good cause. Right, let's. Oh. Oh, is that a turkey I see before me, or is it Jazza McCreary? Could go anywhere. I can get changed. You all right, Jazza? You're looking a bit disheveled, if you don't mind me saying. My feather started falling off up near Hayden Barrow. No, I'm blooming freezing. Sorry, Vicar, but not to worry. You get yourself warmed up. Oh, bless you. Well, it's all been worth it, Jazza. We've raised loads for charity. Well, I'm glad. Humiliating my cell in front of the whole village was worth it. But next year, can we just do a regular carol concert or something? Aw, you spoil sport. Any speed demons, Officer? Well, we did have a seven, but strangely enough, that was Alice and the horses. Everyone else seems to be sticking to the limit. So no speeding tickets, then? Now, Rory, about you and Paul. Oh, forget I asked. Why? You think the watch is a naff idea? I wouldn't say laugh. You think I'm trying too hard. Well, you think he'll think I'm trying to buy my way into his good books? Sorry, I'll stop. Thank you. No, no, I merely wanted to offer that if you want to apologize to someone you care about, then apologize. And if you wish to buy them a nice Christmas present, then do that as well. Just don't conflate the two. Right. The present should have nothing to do with the apology. If the apology is sincere, then will be forgiven, whether straight away or in time. Expecting the gift to do both is expecting too much, Especially with Paul, who wears his heart on his sleeve. He does, doesn't he? I believe so. Whereas you, Rory, are a little more enigmatic. You play your cards close to your chest. That bad? No. It does, however, mean you can't expect Paul to read you like a Book. You can't expect him to receive a gift and infer an apology. Do you see? I do see. Yes. Thank you. Oh, Tony and Pat, they made it. Wow. Now that is one impressive sleigh. And look, Snow bridge. Farm of rich. Really pulled it out the bag. A snow machine. How wonderful. Oh, well done, Tony. Pat. What? Paul. He's over there. Oh, but he's with his dad. Don't overthink it, Rory. Right, now you have sleigh bells, Father Christmas and snow. The perfect setting for a heartfelt apology. Right. Yes. Right, here I go. Good luck. Thank you, Paul. Oh, Alan, I've just seen Tony and Pat. The last of the run. Great. They had a snow machine and Pat was driving the tractor dressed as an elf. Yeah, nice. Such a cute elf and all. Did you get their collection bucket? Helen said she'd bring it in. Yes, yes, I did, yes. Is everything all right? Well, actually, John. Oh, no. Did we not collect much? We've got a big crowd. Yes, no, it's not that, but there appears to have been a mix up and we've lost track of the individual funds collected by Hannah and Tony. Oh, right. It's completely my fault. I mean, we got into our stride and when I'd done the first count, I put. Put it all together and passed it over for the second count without thinking and I'm so sorry. Don't be. Really? Yeah. Everyone's having such a fantastic evening. That's what it's about, not competing with one another. I imagine Hannah and Tony won't be best pleased about it. You leave them to me. Now, how much have we collected? And I hope you've all managed to keep warm and enjoy some mulled wine. Now, without further ado, I am thrilled to announce that The Ambridge Tractor Run, 2025, has managed to collect a whopping 12 pounds and 57 pence for Borser's homeless charity. Oh, well done. Done, everyone. Well done, Tony. And you, Hannah. And thank you for stepping in for me. Oh, you were a super hit with your snow machine. And Foxy Santa's helper. That's Father Christmas's helper. Oh, you're one of those, are you? Afraid so, Father Christmas, not Santa. For me, the snow machine was magic. Nice one, Father Christmas. Alas, having mingled with the crowd, it was Barrow's turkey on a platter that stole the show. Jazz's face when we started was a picture. He was chuffed by the end, though. Yeah, well, look at him. He's still in his costume, although his wattles Looking the worse for wear. It took me ages making that last night. Well, he's certainly more than turkey like. I'll take that as a compliment. It was meant as one. Oh, I must say, I really enjoyed being part of something like this. This at this time of year. Me too. I guess we'll never know who collected the most. No. Except I'm sure it was us. What happened to the last in show being the one where everyone. Yes, yes, all right. I mean, if I'd known you'd turn up with a snow machine. Oh, I think it was a success all round. And. Oh, that's my elf waving at me to get my skates on Christmas Day to prepare for. Yeah, of course. I'll see you. Got anything nice planned? Yeah, yeah, plenty. Happy Christmas, Tony. And a happy Christmas from all the Archers. What are you doing? Oh, I'm sorry, Kenton. Did I wake you? I heard someone about. I thought it must be Santa. Oh, if only. Merry Christmas, love. Oh, Merry Christmas, my darling. Oh, Tony did a brilliant job last night, didn't he? He did. Though I have seen more convincing beards. But the lights and the. I don't know. The magic of it all. I felt a bit emotional. Oh, Jolene, ignore me. What I need is a good dose of reality. And here it is. You're not mopping the floor now, are you? Yeah, he's doing. I was just too exhausted last night. Aren't we opening presents first? Oh, Kenton. What are you, 5? Well, what did you just say? The magic of it all. It's nice to think that all over the world excited children are opening presents. Not all over the world, unfortunately. No, no, of course. Right, come on, let me do that. No, no, you'll miss the corners. Well, I'll make a conscious effort to annihilate every speck of dirt and dust. My present to you. Oh, and they say romance is dead, so here's your mop. Oh, and the gents needs doing it all. Oh, and that Santa above the door has fallen down again. We got any tape? I think you used the last of it on that cheap bottle of Scotch you wrapped for Vince. It's not cheap. And anyhow, he doesn't need to know he won it on a tombola. Merry Christmas, family. Oh, mind the Santa. Oh, right, yeah. What she really meant to say is merry Christmas. Christmas. Yes, of course, my darling. I'm sorry. Cinnamon latte, anyone? Oh, yes, please. Even better than a buck's fizz. Oh, good. No, we can't stop, Fallon. We got loads to do before opening oh, well, I was hoping you would have a minute to open this. Oh, that's sweeter. Yeah. Oh, you know I love a penguin. It looks like you, Kenton. Oh, it does, actually. Read the message. Happy Christmas, both of you. This card is your main present. But our presents are already under the tree. Yeah, keep reading. Harrison and I would like to give you both the gift of Christmas Day. Off from the pub, eh? We're going to run the ball today, me and Harrison. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Harrison's only just got back. We got cover for the kitchen so that you two could be together. Yeah, honestly, we do it every year. I mean, thanks for the thought, but. No, no buts. You can't give a present back. But. No, I'm sorry, kids, but the decision is made. Look, me and Harrison want to spend the day together and we want to see our friends who will all be popping in here at some point. It makes sense. It'll be fun. Plus, when have you two ever had a Christmas Day to yourselves? Hey, I wouldn't even know what to do with a Christmas Day off, to be honest. Well, that's exactly why you need it. Now, if I were you, you, I'd stick with your plans to head to Lower Loxley after we close. But apart from that, do whatever it is you want to. Really. All right, don't need to tell me twice. Come on, Jolie. No, no, Kenton Fallon. Forget tractor parades and Santa. There is only one Christmas miracle round here, and that is you. Aw. Excuse me, who is this sexy new barman? Well, hello, fetching Christmas jumper. Oh, it looks like something Kenton would wear. Well, actually, it was presented to me by the man himself. Kenton. Really? Yeah, yeah, it's the one he'd be sporting today if he was behind the bar, so it falls on me to wear it. Well, it looks very nice. Oh, they love the present. I know. You should have seen their faces when they read our cards. And all's well in the kitchen? Yes, yes. Graham's got it all in control. Oh, great. So we've got this precious half hour before opening. Yeah, Cuppa. Sounds smashing. But could we discuss this. This George situation properly? Oh, come on, Harrison, not today. Did you tell Kenton, you know, about the thing with Holly? No, I haven't discussed anything about anything with him because I don't want to ruin his Christmas. Or ours not. Come here, Harrison. Come here. I promise I'm not gonna go on about it. But what's yours said? I know, I know, I know it was bad. And the thing with Holly and Kenton it breaks my heart. He did not need to go through that. For trying to protect me. Yeah, that's my job. I can look after myself. And you can hardly do it for miles up north. Oh, I'll come back. No, that's not what I meant. Your job is to love me and mine's to love you. We protect each other. I know. I know that's what you were doing when you didn't tell me what happened. All right, Harrison, I'm going to make a brew and we can discuss this later. Right? George Grundy is not going to ruin our Christmas. Love. Love. Come on. Love. Fallon. Hey, Anna. Alan. You look nice and toasty. Well, thanks. All from Usha. Keep me warm as I dash between my Christmas morning services. All done? Yes. So where are you off to? Nowhere in particular. Oh, what you do for Christmas lunch, then? Well, I was planning to see my mum, but the carer called. She's not having a very good day. Oh, sorry to hear that. She's got dementia. Oh, Hannah, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. Of course she didn't. To be fair, I don't talk about it much. Anyway, the carer called just as I was getting in the car. She said I could do the drive, but likelihood is, Mum wouldn't be up for a visit today. It's distressing for her when she doesn't recognize me, and like a fool, I call her Mum and expect her to know who I am. Yeah, well, I'm glad I know now. And I'll remember her in my prayers. Thanks, Alan. Hey, I know. How about we have a wander down to the pub and a quick tipple? My treat. Oh, no, you're all right. I was heading there now. Harrison's back and I wanted to wish him a happy Christmas. Who? She says I've got time before lunch. She's lit the fire in the vicarage and says she prefers to look after that than come out with me. I mean, if you've really got the time, then, sure. Otherwise I can sort myself out. Honest, I definitely have time. We can both see how Harrison's doing behind the bar. All right. Perfect. Come on, Kenton. Kitchen's all clear. Quick, quick. Okay. Right. Pick a Lily gherkins and something sweet. Oh, hazelnut spread. That's for kids, Kenton. Oh, come on, it's Christmas. What are you two doing in here? You've got the day off, remember? I just needed some piccalilli for the mini pies you left in the upstairs fridge. And the chocolate hazelnut spread. Well, you can slather that on anything, really. Oh, too much information, guys. O. Cakes. He meant oat cakes. No, no, I didn't. Why didn't you tell me? I said I'd bring you up some food. Don't be d. We're having a right old time with whatever's upstairs. Oh, thanks for the giant slab of peanut brittle, by the way. That was Harrison's idea. Oh, good man. He's gone. The whole thing. And what's that on your PJs? Pot noodle? You were not eating instant noodles for Christmas. Well, we were trying to relive our youth. He was. Only they're really not as nice as I remember. My, my. We are having a bit of a pajama party. We're an embarrassment, aren't we? Hardly. You've worked every Christmas I can remember. You deserve to do whatever you want with your special day. No judgment. And enjoy it while you can, because you'll need to get ready for Elizabeth's later if we go. If what? I'm not gonna lie, love. I prefer. Prefer to spend the day my PJs watching Christmas classics with you. Oh, my darling. I mean, I do love Elizabeth, but the idea of charades and board games don't excite me at the minute. You won't say anything if anyone calls, will you, Father? No, but you have to let them know not to expect you. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. You couldn't call for us, could you? Okay. Yeah, I'll make something out. Thank you, Fallon. Yeah, off you go back to your hideaway. I don't suppose we could pinch that Stalin? Knock yourself out. There's plenty. Right. And there is your Christmas crooner with a twist of lime, love. Enjoy. Christmas Crooner? Yeah, I'm giving Classic Winter Cocktails a Christmasy name. So if you get any ideas, I'll be sure to pass the one. Thanks. Listen, love, about before. Oh, please, darling, let's just enjoy today. No, no, you see, the thing is, we don't have to discuss it another day. I just need you to know that while I've been away, I. I've been working on myself. Oh, yeah. I'm serious. Sorry. I know when I left, I was all twisted up inside with anger about everything that had happened, but I've worked really hard to let it go. Yeah. Yeah. Not all fixed, of course. Who is? But George was right in front of me with his dog, knowing how much it triggered Kenton. And, yeah, I was angry, but I managed to keep it under control and see the situation for where it was. That's good to hear. Now, what he said to you in the playground, that's harder to take. But we'll deal with it together. Together? Really? Yeah. Whatever you want, we'll do it. We can have a word. I can go and see him or his parents. Your call. Okay. You know what I really want? I want to have a lovely Christmas with you and to not even think about George Grundy. Well, then that's what's gonna happen. Yeah. All right. All right, you lot. Who's the next one for one of my special Christmas cocktails? That'll be me, Harrison. Oh, Merry Christmas. Good to see you. And behind the bar, too. Hey. All right, Anna. Happy Christmas, mate. Thanks. And to you. You working on Christmas Day? Well, you know it is. I took one look at this jumper and told Kenton I'd do it. This looks amazing. Are you sure this is okay, Fallon? Of course it is. The more the merrier. Ploughman's is packed. Yeah, it's always pretty much booked up on Christmas. But it's lovely to have you for lunch, Anna. Alan was asking me to join him and Usha, but I felt a bit awkward intruding on their meal, given it's the busiest time of the year for him. He's been really kind to me today. I'm sure you wouldn't be intruding with Anan and Usha, but I'm glad you decided to join us. I usually have plans, but this year. Yeah. You said you were planning to see your mum. I'll try later in the week, maybe. Good plan. Stella's with Pip. She was asking me to drive. Join her, too. Some friends from a previous job, but they're too far. Really. Well, you don't need to go anywhere for a while. You're fine right here. Besides, everyone will be walking their lunch off soon and popping in for a drink. Jazza will be here with Tracy in a bit. As long as he's not dressed as a turkey. He did look delicious. Oh, don't. Oh, here she is. See you got dressed then, Mum. Cheeky monkey. You look beautiful. Yeah, you really do, Jolene. Thanks. I bought this dress especially for Elizabeth. Happy Christmas. Thanks, Jolene. On to you. I was saying to Fallon, this all looks delicious. I can't remember the last time I had a full Christmas dinner with all the trimmings. Well, crackers first, ladies are after. Yeah, I might just go into, give Harrison a hand. Oh, no need. Kenton and Harrison are covering the bar so we can all enjoy lunch. But it was Meant to be Kenton's day off. Ah, don't look a horse gift in the mouse. You what? Someone's been enjoying a tipple or two. You know what I mean? No. Come on. Okay. Right. One, two, three. Oh, yay. I got the ring. Oh, stunning. Real emerald. Do you think? Oh, definitely. Okay, the first joke of the meal. Oh, here we go. What do you call a fly without wings? I don't know. I don't know. A walk. Oh, really? Is it happening? You two okay? Clearly I need a drink. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Pat. Hiya, George. Hello. Oh, what are you doing here? Just out for a bike ride, that's all. Thought I'd say hello. Of course. I didn't mean. Well, it's nice to see you. Did you have a good Christmas? Can't complain. Grandma's cooking and Amber next to me at the table. I'm pleased for you. I brought you some more of Grandma's biscuits. I know how much the kids love the last lot. Oh, that's nice. We're just off out. Oh, it's okay. Like I said, I was only passing, but actually, while I'm here, I wanted to ask, is there any work going here? Yeah, I know it might have been tricky before, but I heard Adam's working back at Home Farm full time now, so I thought it was worth an ask. Well, of course. And you're right. Adam is back at Home Farm now. Listen, why don't you let me have a think and I'll get back to you if there is anything. Sure, of course. That'd be great. It wouldn't be till after New Year now anyway. Oh, probably. Yeah. Always worth an ask, though. If you don't ask, you don't get. Absolutely. I'll let you know if we need anyone, George. Thanks. And be sure to thank Clary for the biscuits. Will do. See ya. Bye, George. What's heed doing here? He brought us some biscuits for the kids. Oh. And asked if we had any work going. Oh. But that's a discussion for another time. We need to get this winter bedding to its rightful owner. Yes, I thought I'd grab one of the tins of shortbread we didn't open as a little extra gift. Oh, that's nice. Someone's clearly still channeling their inner sand. Father Christmas, please. Pat. You are so easy to wind up. Oh, right. And this was your idea. So it's you who's channeling your inner elf. I got lots of compliments in Tom's elf costume. Did Tom and Natasha say when they'd be back tomorrow morning, I think, around lunchtime, so we're all good to go. I did miss them so. Especially the girls. I know, but it would have been lovely for Natasha's parents. They don't get to see them that often. True. Right, so, madam, your carriage awaits. Fancy seeing you out here. Spare me the niceties, George. Is that for me? No, it's for Alan and Usha. You know Christmas was yesterday, right? Oh, very clever. Take a course on days of the week in prison, did you? Oh, you're so funny, Hannah. Why can't we just pass each other and leave it at that? Well, I've done my time and I'm out now. I can see that. I'm starting afresh. I'm engaged. Yeah, don't get jealous. No. Oh, come off it. Me and Amber had a brilliant Christmas with my family, who love us. Well, I heard her parents ditched her the minute they knew she was dating you. I'm a new man, Hannah. Oh, sorry, did you say man? And all I'm doing is asking a neighbour how our Christmas went. It was fabulous. So jog on. Why'd your face look like a slapped ice there. I mean it, George. Hit a nerve, did I? All alone for Christmas, was ya? That's what happens when you don't like anyone, Hannah. You see, no one likes you back. Get lost. I'm guessing it was a microwave turkey dinner for wine in front of the telly. And then what? Go cuddle the pigs at work, did you? Oh, grow up, George. Tony. What a nice surprise. Excellent, you're here. Where else would I be? There's always cows to be milked. A farmer's work is never done. Something I knew full well as a kid. Yet somehow I feel I'm relearning. We haven't caught you in the middle of anything. Nothing that can't wait. I was actually clearing out one of the storage barns. Wow. That is a beautiful sight. I know. A trailer stacked with winter bedding. Yeah? Where did you get it from? All over, really. Any farms? Who could spare a bale? Brought one along to us. Oh. So where are you taking it? Actually, it's for you, Esme. What? Well, we knew you were low on winter bedding, so I put the word out and this was the result. You're kidding me. No. I know it won't last forever, but it should see you through the worst of it. I don't know what to say. I mean. I mean, I can pay something towards it. No one wants any money, Esme. Everyone spared A bale or two where they could manage. And it's come together to make a good amount for you. Imagine, running the farm largely on you own might seem tough at times, but we are a community. We try and help out when one of us is in need. Oh, you have no idea. I think we do, love. Thank you. It's all Pat's doing. Oh, hardly. This is from everyone. I'm so grateful, but I don't know how to thank you. I think a nice cup of tea would be perfect, if you can spare five minutes. I can spare more than that. And, of course, tea. Where are me manners? Come on, let's go inside. And we come bearing shortbread. Anyway, you're working. I should really leave you to it. I. I can't believe how one little git manages to get under everyone's skin like that. He had no right to say that to you. Why wouldn't we know? He likes to push people's buttons, Fallon. And to be fair, if it wasn't for Alan and you, I would have been having a microwave meal in front of the telly. Anna, your situation with your mum is not easy. No one has the right to talk like that. Least of all George Flippin Grundy, who doesn't know anything about your life. George really doesn't know how lucky he is that he can screw up royally and still have three generations of family there to cushion the blow. I just. I do not believe that we should be facing random verbal attacks whenever the fancy takes him. Someone needs to have a word. What, you mean Harrison? Oh, God, no. I need to keep them as far apart as possible. Bless him. Harrison's really trying to keep it together, not to let anger or hate take over. And I know it can with him. I can't believe George said that to you about the crash. Why can't he just disappear off the planet and never be seen again? Anyway, ignore him. You came here to grab some slinky shoes for your night out. They're just outside the door in the canvas bag by the stairs. Felony Shaw, though. Yeah? Positive. They were an Impulse Buy about 3 years ago. Take them, dress up. I'll be pleased if they go to a nice home. And you deserve a great night out. Okay, well, I'll take a look. Thanks. Yeah, don't mention it. Esme, we only wanted a cup of tea. This is too much. Please don't stop me. It's really not that much. Just some bits. Everyone has been so kind and generous. If anyone had told me. People, I've only Just met would be driving a trailer load of bed into me this morning. Did you manage to have a good Christmas Day day, though? Yeah. I was with friends who invited me over for lunch. Luckily, they don't live too far, so I could get back for the afternoon milking. Any progress on the situation with the tenancy? Well, I've drafted an email to the land agent, but up until now, you arriving with the winter bed in, I wasn't sure whether to send it. Good timing on our part, then. Perfect timing. Now that I know Josh at Brookfield has his eye on the tenancy, I keep thinking of all the other people who might want to take over and do a good job of it. You're doing brilliantly, Esme. Today certainly gives me hope. Good. No matter how many cheese boards I've grazed at over Christmas, I always seem to have room for another. You sound just like dad. It's difficult the first Christmas without them. Yeah, it'll be a year of firsts, won't it? But it gets a little easier over time. I keep remembering how you said you'd never leave your farm. You know, even after what happened there with your late son. I suppose the farm is where John lived as well as where he died. That's so true. It was actually early this week. I've been that preoccupied with the milking and the winter bedding issue. I got back in the house before I realized I hadn't had those thoughts about dad and where he died. Not for a few days. I'd just been getting on with the work. I mean, I still think about dad all the time, but not like that. Time is a great healer. For years, I tried to avoid the fields where John. Where John had his accident. But do you know, now I can be out with the Anguses or repairing a fence there. And it's only later that it comes to me that that's where it happened. My point is, I now remember the good times more than the bad. Yeah. No, you're right, you know, this may have been where dad died, but it's also where he lived. And he loved this place. Fellow. George. You alone? For the time being. Is anyone else here? Look, I don't know why you keep chasing me. Shut up and listen. Take it easy, woman. Have you wanted to kiss? You could have asked. And you're still running your mouth. Oh, yeah. Why'd you do it, eh? Hey, why can't you just leave things be, huh? Reciprocal. Happy to spew nonsense 24 7, but ask him a serious question. Is nothing but tumbleweed. Well, now I've got your attention. You listen to me. 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