D.W. overhears a mysterious word at a store and is determined to find out what it means!
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D.W. Read
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Arthur Read
Hey, everyone. Arthur Reid here with a question for you podcast listeners. You know how sometimes you hear stuff you don't want to hear? Like what people say when the bases are loaded and you strike out?
D.W. Read
Strike three, you're out, Arthur, you missed the ball. You lost the game. Boo.
Arthur Read
Or something your sister might say, mom.
D.W. Read
Arthur's eating ice cream after you told him not to.
Arthur Read
Or something your mom might say, put.
Mom (Jane Read)
That ice cream back in the freezer, young man.
Arthur Read
In order not to hear those things, wouldn't it be great if there was a machine that could bleep him out? I mean, there is a bleeper for TV shows and podcasts. Though that bleeper is for words you're not supposed to say. Like the word DW heard in a gift shop a few days ago.
D.W. Read
Look, Arthur, isn't that a pretty glass bird? It is.
Arthur Read
Mom would love that. I'm gonna get her for her birthday.
D.W. Read
How about for my birthday?
Arthur Read
You'd break it in two seconds, D.W. here, hold on. Hold the mic while I go by the bird.
D.W. Read
Okay, but hurry up, because waiting for you is boring.
Mom (Jane Read)
I told you to watch your language, young man.
D.W. Read
I say what I want. It's a free country. Ooh, this kid's fighting with his mom. That's not boring. That's interesting.
Mom (Jane Read)
I'm warning you, Liam.
D.W. Read
Stop with the sass.
Arthur Read
I'm warning you, Liam.
Podcast Host / Narrator
Stop with the sass.
Mom (Jane Read)
Okay, you're grounded. You can forget about that concert.
D.W. Read
What? You can't do that.
Mom (Jane Read)
I can and I have.
D.W. Read
Well, that's just Liam.
Mom (Jane Read)
Oh, look what you made me do.
D.W. Read
Arthur.
Arthur Read
Arthur.
D.W. Read
Arthur.
Arthur Read
Hang on, D.W. i'm almost done.
D.W. Read
Thank you. Arthur. Arthur. Arthur.
Arthur Read
Stop pulling my sleeve. What?
D.W. Read
Okay, so this kid said a word, and it made his mom drop a plate on the ground.
Arthur Read
What was the word?
D.W. Read
It sounded like, wait. You'd better put down your shopping bag. I don't want you to drop Mom's bird.
Arthur Read
I'm not gonna drop the bird.
D.W. Read
At least go stand on the grass so if you do drop it, it won't smash into a zillion pieces.
Arthur Read
Okay, I'm on the grass. Go ahead.
D.W. Read
Okay, so the word was. Wait. Does anyone else have something that might fall and break?
Arthur Read
We're alone on the street, D.W. come on.
D.W. Read
I want to go home. Okay, so the word was. DW you dropped the bag. I told you. Is the bird broken?
Arthur Read
No. Phew. It's fine. DW you can never say that word again. Never? Not ever. Never.
D.W. Read
Why? Because it makes people drop Stuff?
Arthur Read
No, because if you say it in front of mom or dad or any grown up, their heads will explode.
D.W. Read
Kaboom. Really?
Arthur Read
Really? No, not really. But it will make them super upset. Cause it's that bad.
D.W. Read
Why is it so bad? What does it mean?
Arthur Read
I can't tell you. It's just the worst word ever.
D.W. Read
Wow. If Arthur can't tell me, who can? Hmm. It's the next day. Podcast people. I brought the mic to school. Cause I know just who to ask. The Tibble Twins. The loudest, meaniest kids in my class. Ready, Tommy? And Timmy. Is the mic on? This is Tommy Tibble, world's greatest kid, reporting live from recess. So the word I need to know about. The word you're never supposed to say is. She said it. My ears are melting. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's kidding, dw. You never heard that word before? They say it on TV all the time. You mean I can say it? I can say, not in front of grownups. Especially not a teacher. That's what Arthur said. Why can't you say it in front of grownups? Because it's a swear. What does that mean? It means grown ups hate it. But why? It turns them into zombies. Like this. Hey, Tommy, I am a zombie.
Arthur Read
Your wish is my command.
D.W. Read
Whoa. I would love to have my own zombie. Then try it. Try it on, Ms. Morgan. Do it. You mean just go right up to our teacher and say it? I'll give you a dollar if you do. Yeah, I don't know if I trust you, Timmy. Maybe I shouldn't. That's my mom. Bye, scaredy cat. You don't deserve to know that word.
Mom (Jane Read)
Hey, hon. How was school?
D.W. Read
Okay, I guess.
Mom (Jane Read)
Is something wrong?
D.W. Read
Well, I kind of want to ask you a question. Only I can't. I don't want to accidentally turn you into a zombie.
Mom (Jane Read)
Well, I wouldn't want that either. I'd miss being your mom.
D.W. Read
I need to find something out. Only I don't know how to find it out because I can't ask you or dad.
Mom (Jane Read)
Well, you could ask Arthur or a friend you trust.
D.W. Read
A friend I trust? Like Vasita Molina. Podcast people. I'm taking the mic over to Vasita's house. If I can get her to say the word to her parents, then I can see if they turn into zombies. Hey, Vasita. Hi, dw. I was wondering if you ever heard the word. No one can tell me what it means or what it does. Hmm. I never heard it before. Maybe you could ask your mom or dad. Sure, I'll go ask right now. Wahoo. Okay, so I'm gonna watch from this bush in case a bunch of zombies start coming.
Arthur Read
Dw, where are you? Mom wants you to set the table for dinner.
D.W. Read
I'm at Vasita's. I'm kinda busy right now. So Vasita's on the porch talking with her brother, but he's not turning into a zombie. Now Mr. Molina is coming out. He's walking down the steps.
Arthur Read
Oh, weird.
D.W. Read
Just like a zombie. Oh, wait, he has a cast on his foot. That's why he's walking. Weird. Ouch.
Arthur Read
Dw, mom says you have to come home now.
D.W. Read
I can't. I'm busy.
Arthur Read
Do you really want me to tell mom you're too busy to set the table?
D.W. Read
Sure. Thanks. So now Mrs. Molina's coming out. She's putting plates on the picnic table. No, don't go inside. I can't see you if you're inside.
Arthur Read
Wait, wait.
D.W. Read
She came back out. She's putting food on the table. Food and napkins.
Mom (Jane Read)
Dw, Read, come home, please.
D.W. Read
In a minute. Hey, Mama. What happens if I say sorry, Mama? Was that a bad word?
Mom (Jane Read)
What on earth are you doing in that bush?
Arthur Read
Dw?
D.W. Read
I heard it from dw she's over there. Oh, no.
Arthur Read
Oh, no.
D.W. Read
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh.
Mom (Jane Read)
Dora.
D.W. Read
Winifred. Raid.
Arthur Read
Hey, podcast listeners. It's me, Arthur. The mic went out because the minute DW said that word in front of mom and Mrs. Molina, her worst fears came true. Thunder roared down from the sky, and all over town, grown ups dropped their dinner, their computers, even their phones, and turned into zombies. Actually, none of that happened. What did happen is DW dropped the mic, then Vasita's mom talked to our mom, and. And DW had to apologize and go to her room.
D.W. Read
It's not fair, podcast people. I'm stuck in my room and Mom's never letting me out.
Mom (Jane Read)
Are you ready to come down for dinner, dw?
D.W. Read
I'm innocent, Mom. This is all Arthur's fault.
Mom (Jane Read)
How is it Arthur's fault?
D.W. Read
Everything is Arthur's fault. Actually, this is more the tibble's fault. They told me the word turned grown ups into zombies, and I just hide to know if it was true.
Mom (Jane Read)
I guess that's something you would want to know.
D.W. Read
So because I didn't want to turn you or dad into zombies, you thought.
Mom (Jane Read)
You'D get Vasita to test it on her parents? Was that nice, dw? Was that fair?
D.W. Read
Not exactly.
Mom (Jane Read)
I can assure you that words don't turn people into zombies. Ever.
D.W. Read
Then why is the word so bad?
Mom (Jane Read)
Because most people are offended by it. It's as simple as that.
D.W. Read
What does offended mean?
Mom (Jane Read)
Offended means hurt, upset. Especially when someone Vasita's age or yours uses words like that.
D.W. Read
Even if it's by accident.
Mom (Jane Read)
Well, most people say that word on purpose. And by saying it, they're kind of saying, I want to hurt your feelings.
D.W. Read
This is big stuff, Mom. Huge.
Mom (Jane Read)
Are you ready for some dinner?
D.W. Read
Yes, I am so, so, so, so, so hungry. Bye, podcast people. The end.
Arthur Read
It wasn't quite the end, though. What's really weird about this story is that I never say that bleep word. Never until Mom's birthday, when I was wrapping her bird. Where'd I put the tape?
D.W. Read
Arthur. Arthur. Arthur. No. DW you made me drop Mom's bird.
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D.W. Read
Arthur.
Arthur Read
I know, I know. I shouldn't have said that word. But why'd you yell so loud?
D.W. Read
Because dad said to tell you that Mom's ready to open her presents and cut the cake.
Arthur Read
Great. Great. Only now her present's broken.
D.W. Read
I saved up my allowance for a Polly Locket doll. You could have it for another bird if you want. As long as you never say that word again.
Arthur Read
Really? Wow, that's so nice of you.
D.W. Read
I am nice. Pretty much perfect, in fact.
Arthur Read
Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.
Podcast Host / Narrator
And now it's time for Dear DW Ronnie G. Asks deardw, is it harder being the younger kid, the middle kid, or the older kid?
D.W. Read
It's harder being me because Arthur is always bossing me around and saying he wants to watch Bionic Bunny and Baby Kate just goo goos all the time. And once I had to change her style. Stinky Diaper. No one ever listens to me and I'm the smartest.
Podcast Host / Narrator
They're listening to you now, though.
D.W. Read
About time.
Podcast Host / Narrator
Question two is from M.I.A. s. Dear D.W. if you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
D.W. Read
Is that a lot of money or a little.
Podcast Host / Narrator
That is a lot of money. A galaxy of money.
D.W. Read
Goodyear. Then I'd buy ice cream and the Merry Moocow Farm set, complete with country kitchenette and grain silo. Would I still have money left over?
Podcast Host / Narrator
Definitely yes.
D.W. Read
Then I would buy my mom a new hairbrush because I accidentally lost hers. Only don't tell. That's it for now. Send your questions to me. Drdw. See you later, elevator.
Podcast Host / Narrator
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Arthur Read
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D.W. Read
From prx.
Release Date: February 12, 2026
Host: Arthur Read, with D.W., Mom (Jane Read), Tibble twins, Vasita, and friends
Produced by: GBH Kids / PBS Kids
In "Bleep!," Arthur remembers a close call involving a mysterious "bad word," raising questions about why certain words are considered taboo and how curiosity can get kids in trouble. D.W. embarks on a comical, earnest quest to understand the true power of a bleeped word—spurred by rumor, sibling mischief, and the wild ideas of friends—only to learn the real consequences of saying things that might hurt or offend others.
Arthur’s Exaggeration:
“If you say it in front of mom or dad or any grown up, their heads will explode."
— Arthur (03:16–03:23)
Sibling Snark:
“Everything is Arthur’s fault. Actually, this is more the Tibble’s fault.”
— D.W. (09:10–09:13)
Big Sister Apology and Parenting Lesson:
“Words don’t turn people into zombies. Ever.”
— Mom (Jane) (09:37)
“Because most people are offended by it. It’s as simple as that.”
— Mom (Jane) (09:44)
“Offended means hurt, upset. Especially when someone Vasita's age or yours uses words like that.”
— Mom (Jane) (09:51)
Sibling Solidarity:
“You could have [my allowance] for another bird if you want. As long as you never say that word again.”
— D.W. (11:15–11:22)
Key Takeaways:
Tone: Playful and earnest, with sibling teasing and comic exaggeration, but a sincere wrap-up about empathy and responsibility.
For listeners:
This episode uses humor and childhood mischief to explore why words matter, highlighting the importance of understanding emotions and the impact of what we say. The lighthearted sibling interactions and relatable situations make it a fun listen for both kids and families.