#499 - How Is No One Talking About This?

Summary

Podcast Title: The Basement Yard
Host/Author: Santagato Studios (Joe Santagato)
Episode: #499 - How Is No One Talking About This?
Release Date: April 21, 2025

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1. Color Psychology and Personal Associations

Timestamp: 00:00 – 04:10

The episode opens with Joe and Frank engaging in a lively discussion about the psychological impact of colors. They explore how different hues evoke specific emotions and perceptions, delving into concepts like synesthesia and the strategic use of colors in marketing. The conversation touches on cultural associations and personal preferences, highlighting how colors influence everyday experiences.

Notable Quotes:

• Frank [00:09]: "I'm all in red. The lady in red. Is that a song?"
• Joe [00:44]: "Name a color. I'll tell you the feeling."
• Frank [01:03]: "Green is, like, happy. It's like. Yeah, yeah, that's happy."
• Frank [02:17]: "Sad. Gray. Like, I think Eeyore, you know, like."

The hosts discuss various colors:

• Red: Associated with energy, explosiveness, and sometimes seen as sexy or aggressive.
• Green: Symbolizes happiness and positivity.
• Yellow & Brown: Viewed as muddy or dirty, with brown also perceived as strong.
• Gray & Navy Blue: Gray represents sadness, while navy blue conveys regal qualities.

They also touch upon color marketing strategies, such as McDonald's use of red to stimulate appetite, demonstrating the real-world applications of color psychology.

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2. Navigating a Turbulent Flight Experience

Timestamp: 04:10 – 25:24

Joe shares a personal anecdote from a flight back home from Dublin, Ireland, highlighting a particularly bizarre and unsettling interaction with a flight attendant. The story revolves around the restricted access to the aircraft's bathroom areas, enforced by closed curtains and signs indicating segregation between different classes of passengers.

Key Points:

• Bathroom Access Issues: Joe describes the frustration of encountering locked bathroom doors in Delta 1 (first class), where he was unaware of the trick to unlock the doors from the outside.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Frank [04:40]: "I noticed that you're not allowed to walk up by where you rich people are."
  • Joe [07:33]: "And it's very obviously blindness, brother."
  • Frank [08:12]: "That is risky, risky business, let me tell you."

• Flight Attendant Interaction: Upon attempting to use the bathroom, Joe meets a flight attendant who casually suggests a "trick" to unlock the door, leading to confusion and discomfort.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Joe [07:33]: "And I was on the verge of a big, steamy piss. So someone would have got covered."
  • Frank [09:11]: "Now you scary me. And you know how I feel on planes already scared most of the time."

• In-Flight Services: The discussion also covers the limited availability of alcohol in the main cabin and the challenges of using airplane lavatories, including cramped spaces and malfunctioning facilities.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Joe [06:28]: "They ran out of alcohol and they were just like, we're the ones that did it."
  • Frank [10:42]: "I can't get my hands in there to wash them because I can't shrink my hands."

• Comparisons Between Airlines: Joe and Frank compare their experiences flying internationally versus domestically, noting the efficiency and differing customer behaviors observed on European flights.

  Notable Quotes:

  • Frank [20:21]: "How different a lot of them feel."
  • Joe [20:35]: "Yeah. The accents, the fucking architecture, everything."

Throughout the story, the hosts express their frustrations with airline policies, passenger behavior, and the overall complexity of navigating in-flight amenities, painting a vivid picture of a less-than-ideal flying experience.

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Conclusion

In this episode of The Basement Yard, Joe Santagato and Frank engage listeners with an insightful exploration of color psychology and a candid recounting of a challenging flight experience. Their dynamic conversation blends humor with relatable frustrations, offering both entertainment and reflections on everyday encounters. While the episode promises deeper dives into various topics, it primarily focuses on understanding the emotional underpinnings of color and the intricacies of modern air travel.

Listeners can expect more engaging discussions in future episodes, continuing the tradition of blending personal stories with broader psychological themes.

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Note: Advertisements, sponsored segments, and non-content sections have been intentionally excluded from this summary to focus solely on the substantive discussions and narratives presented by the hosts.

Transcript

[Joe]

Welcome back to the basement welcome back to the basement Yard.

[Frank]

We're back.

[Joe]

He's all in red.

[Frank]

I'm all in red. The lady in red. Is that a song? Lady in red. It is a song.

[Joe]

Lady in red.

[Frank]

Got it. What?

[Joe]

I don't know who's buy it, who's.

[Frank]

By it, who sings it?

[Joe]

Joel.

[Frank]

Billy Joel is singing lady in Red.

[Joe]

I don't know.

[Frank]

He doesn't strike me as a red guy. He's like a blue guy. Blue collar? Blue. Like I'm Billy Joe blue. Blue. Red is more like sexy. Like, dirty. Like a. Well, I don't mean. No. What is going up mean? Yes. Do you associate any feelings with colors? I know we're getting into psychologically.

[Joe]

That is a real thing that I know.

[Frank]

It's synesthesia or something like that, right?

[Joe]

No, that's, like, when you can see colors.

[Frank]

Oh, okay. With, like, words and so, like, it's psychological. I know. Like, McDonald's and a lot of restaurants use red because it makes you feel, like, hungry and stuff like that. But, like, Joey, go. Forget about McDonald's.

[Joe]

Name a color. I'll tell you the feeling.

[Frank]

Green.

[Joe]

Earthy.

[Frank]

Yeah, but that's not a feeling. You can't feel earthy.

[Joe]

Green. That's an interesting one.

[Frank]

Green is, like, happy. It's like. Yeah, yeah, that's happy.

[Joe]

I get that.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

No, it's not bad. It's a good one. It's like an upper. It's.

[Frank]

Yeah. Okay.

[Joe]

You know, what about. What about yellow?

[Frank]

Oh, yellow is, like, kind of dirty.

[Joe]

What?

[Frank]

Yeah, to me, yellow is, like, yellow and brown and orange is, like, kind of like muddy and dirty.

[Joe]

Brown is. You're making it sound horny, though.

[Frank]

It's not. That's not what I said at all.

[Joe]

Brown, to me, is just very, like.

[Frank]

You're assigning the sexuality to it.

[Joe]

Strong. Like, brown is strong. Brown is charcoal and like. Well, do you know what I'm saying?

[Frank]

I think you're saying paper cuts.

[Joe]

I'm just talking as things are happening.

[Frank]

I think red is very, like, you know, like. Yeah, like evil cat. And like, no cat is like, to.

[Joe]

Me, red is like energy and explosiveness, explosions.

[Frank]

Yeah, I see that. Red also a combination of stuff, too.

[Joe]

What's a sad color?

[Frank]

Sad. Gray.

[Joe]

Yeah, great.

[Frank]

Like, I think Eeyore, you know, like.

[Joe]

Eeyore's like, navy blue to me is also like.

[Frank]

Navy blue to me is, like, regal. Like, I think it's because of the navy in it.

[Joe]

Could be.

[Frank]

It's just like. It's a very, like. Yeah, I Want to salute you because of the navy blue that you're wearing.

[Joe]

What does white do for you?

[Frank]

I'm terrified of it.

[Joe]

I knew you were gonna do that.

[Frank]

No, I think, honestly, actually, white.

[Joe]

Black and white are not colors. Yeah.

[Frank]

I think they're like hues and shades or something.

[Joe]

One time I told someone that I love the color black, and they're like, it's not a color. It's a. The absence of color. It might have been you or you.

[Frank]

It's. Honestly, I was going to say you should have attacked them, but it is possible that it was me.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

So don't attack me. I won't. But do you? I don't. I can't remember last time I saw you wear red. Do you wear red? You don't strike me as a red guy.

[Joe]

You're like, I have a red jacket that I've worn.

[Frank]

You're like. I don't want to say muted, but, like, your color palette that works for you is more whites and creams and browns and blacks. Like, it's not very, like, poppy color. Like, if you walked in with a pink shirt, I think I would. My eyes would fall out of my head.

[Joe]

I did wear a yellow rain jacket.

[Frank]

On the last episode that was orange. We've talked about that quite a bit.

[Joe]

It's up for debate.

[Frank]

No, it is certainly not up for debate.

[Joe]

It's up for debate. Just so we're all clear, I may have some sort of blindness, because it feels like very obviously blindness, brother.

[Frank]

I think at this point in time, you would know if you had a form of color.

[Joe]

This is, like, yellow, obviously.

[Frank]

That's very yellow.

[Joe]

And like, the jacket.

[Frank]

Do I have the jacket? The jacket's over there on the table. We don't need to get up and get it.

[Joe]

Yeah, I can do this.

[Frank]

We'll just let it live. Like, that's orange, of course, but that's like a deep orange. Yeah, deep, Deep. Deep in red and orange. Deep. Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe]

That was a weird moment. But wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. I wanted to start this episode with something important. Not important. It was a little dramatic. On my flight home, I just learned this thing. I had the weirdest interaction you can possibly have with a flight attendant ever. I went to the bathroom, and I get up there. Well, first of all, I stand up. Turbulence. Immediately, I'm bouncing around the fucking piss of my bladders. Bouncing around like. Like loose changing a dryer. Question.

[Frank]

So I was on this flight. It was on our way home from Dublin, Ireland, as they call it, over there. I noticed that they, like, you're not allowed to walk up by where you rich people are. You know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

They close the curtains.

[Frank]

They close the curtains. And then on top of closing the curtains, there's a sign that says, don't come up here unless you're one of us.

[Joe]

Does it say that?

[Frank]

Yeah. Which is crazy. Like, segregation exists on planes apparently.

[Joe]

Big time.

[Frank]

I don't like it, but, like, was the bathroom nicer?

[Joe]

It's a slightly bigger bathroom than I've been in other plain bathrooms. That sentence meant nothing. That literally meant nothing.

[Frank]

I tried to make it slightly bigger.

[Joe]

It was slightly bigger as much, but, like, that's the. I made it so hard. That's all I wanted to say.

[Frank]

Could I. Cause I know you were in, like, first class, whatever it was called. I don't remember.

[Joe]

Delta 1.

[Frank]

Yes, there it is. Like, was there, like the. Was the perks perky? Were they perky perks? Were they, like, worth it? Because you were up there and I was just like, damn, I could see you first of all. Yeah. So, like, it's not like you were like, in like another way through the door. Don't come in here through that net that they close and hiss.

[Joe]

You can look through the net, you nats.

[Frank]

But, like, was. Were the perkies. Were the perks perky for you?

[Joe]

I don't know because any. I've. I haven't flown internationally that much, but I usually try to book Delta 1. But where you are sitting, I think you guys got the same shit as me.

[Frank]

Yeah. As far as, like, the food, probably, and I think drink. I mean, I didn't drink on the plane, but like, bro, crazy thing.

[Joe]

By the way, on our flight, they made an announcement that main cabin ran out of alcohol broke. I was like, what?

[Frank]

There was like four guys, like two, like, aisles in front of me and to the right that were pounding drinks. They ran out of alcohol and they were just like, we're the ones that did it. Yeah, they were like. They said that all they had left was red wine.

[Joe]

That's insane.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

I mean, but yeah, no, the perks are like, whatever. I mean, I do it because I like to lay down. Like, obviously that makes sense. I would rather do that. And I have a lot of miles so I can, like, bring the price down and stuff. But so I go up to the bathroom and there's a flight attendant right there, and they're like kind of talking to another flight attendant. And the door says it's in use. You know, when you lock It. And the thing says, occupied. So I'm just waiting. Then the guy turns to me and he goes, oh, you don't know the trick? And I'm like, what? Because I'm like, what is he talking about? Like, how to hold in my piss or something? Like, I didn't know what he meant. And he's like, you can unlock it from the outside.

[Frank]

I knew that.

[Joe]

And I was like, how the. Why the fuck would I do that?

[Frank]

The little. Yeah, well, that's the question. Because I've seen them unlock it. They, like, that little, like, cover. They pick it up.

[Joe]

The thing that says lavatory. It says, like, lavatory or whatever, right? You can lift that, and it's, like, a little thing, and you can unlock the door. And I had no idea.

[Frank]

I knew that.

[Joe]

Yeah, but also seen them do it.

[Frank]

Because I've seen them do it. But also, why would you do that?

[Joe]

Why did they lock it? As my question also, why would they.

[Frank]

Like, be like, you don't know the trick? Like, this is a trick of the trade. Like, we're just gonna make it look.

[Joe]

Also, bro, do you think I'm gonna make the judgment call of, like, there's no one in there. Let me unlock it.

[Frank]

That is risky, risky business, let me tell you.

[Joe]

And I was on the verge of a big, steamy piss. So someone would have got covered.

[Frank]

Yeah. I don't know why that was difficult for me to comprehend what you were saying.

[Joe]

But, yeah, I just thought that was so weird because he's like. And then I. So I went to the bathroom, peed, you know, did whatever, shut the door. And then I was like, hey, thanks, man. Appreciate it. And he's like, now you can do it whenever you want. And I was like, dude, why do you want me to open bathrooms that are locked?

[Frank]

That was a freak of a flight attendant.

[Joe]

Yeah, it was like.

[Frank]

He was just like, you don't know. The. He was perky. You don't know.

[Joe]

But he's like, now you can do whatever you want. And I'm like, no, I can't. Against the law. Illegal, is it, opening up a locked bathroom? It's got to be.

[Frank]

I don't know. I mean, we're. I also.

[Joe]

I don't need the panic now. Now that I know that's a thing. Every time I take a poop on an airplane now, I'm gonna be like, oh, my God, So we can get in here. And like, yeah.

[Frank]

I mean, that is kind of terrifying. Now you're scaring me. And you know how I feel on Planes already scared most of the time.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

So, like, now I will say those plain bathrooms were pretty big. Like, I got in there, and I was just like, there's space. Because normally I have pretty broad shoulders. It's. You know, I get in there and I'm. I have to, like.

[Joe]

Can't even go piss.

[Frank]

Like, Uncle Fester.

[Joe]

Yeah. You know, you got to piss like you're freezing.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Jesus. I don't know.

[Frank]

But, yeah. Oh, now I'm letting you know, next flight we're on, if you're not, like, guarded by, like, the royal guards of the planes, I'm going to. When you're in the bathroom, open the door.

[Joe]

Don't. I'll cause a scene. I'll get you off no fly.

[Frank]

Is that possible? Well, the fucking flight attendant was just like, do it. He, like, fucking, like, yeah, he was trying. Schoolboy bullied you into, like, opening this fucking bathroom on people.

[Joe]

Know the trick.

[Frank]

I'll. I'll. You know what? I won't do it. I'll pay a med to do it. That. I mean, you never know.

[Joe]

My least favorite part of the plain bathroom is it's been different things, but now, like, obviously the faucet is annoying how it, like, stops and you gotta do it. But now it's like I'm trying to just throw the trash out. Like, I'm trying to throw these towels out, and it's like it's closing on my finger.

[Frank]

Yep. And now you have to touch it.

[Joe]

And then touch the. And the opening is so small.

[Frank]

Agreed.

[Joe]

My hands are dirty again.

[Frank]

See, my issue is. And I think we spoke about this, but, like, this sinks are not deep enough.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

So, like, I can't get my hands in there to wash them because I can't shrink my hands.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I can't have little baby hands like yours. So, like, when I get in there, it's like, as I'm washing my hands, it's like scraping the bottom of the sink, and it's like, it's ruined.

[Joe]

You know how I get out? I shoulder the thing. I throw my shoulder into the lock.

[Frank]

Oh, I didn't even think of that. I just. I do the forearm or.

[Joe]

Yeah, I won't. Yeah, I'll do that.

[Frank]

You know, just to. Just to get out.

[Joe]

Dude, I love during COVID when, like, bathrooms had that foot pedal.

[Frank]

Yeah, bring that back. That is a good one. That is a good one. Also, big fan of the places that have the. Like, they have, like, a new opening mechanism where it's like a bar so you can put Your forearm in it. But then like, the angle is weird.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

You've never seen that? You ever seen that?

[Joe]

Talking about.

[Frank]

I've seen it before.

[Joe]

It's on the door. It's like you could put your arm in it.

[Frank]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like. It's like a handle. You know how like the handle comes out and comes out like that, but then there's like a bar that goes up. So it's like, you know, you can kind of open it like that. Put your foot in, Skedaddle on out of there. But you are correct, the foot pedal is.

[Joe]

I love the foot pedal.

[Frank]

Way better.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I am not a fan of like when you go to bathrooms and it's all just one bathroom, but just little stalls for like individual people.

[Joe]

Are you crazy?

[Frank]

No. Because it's not like. Like anyone could be next to you.

[Joe]

Yeah, dude. A normal bathroom in Europe, they. They love that. I know it's one door and then you walk in and then it's like a sink and like soap or whatever. And then there's two stalls, separate stalls that are like full doors. But in another bathroom it would just be like the half stalls, which I don't love. If I gotta take a dump in public, I'm already. I want to lose my mind.

[Frank]

Make. Put me in a room. Dublin, by the way.

[Joe]

Dump. Dump.

[Frank]

Dublic is a double. Dublin. I. And also if I go into a public bathroom, whether it be restaurant, bar, anywhere, there better be more than two stalls. There has to be more than two stalls because if someone's pissing right here, I better have the chance to put a barrier. A barrier, A piss barrier in between us. If it's just stall on stall and there's only two, I can't do it. Not that I'm like. It's just like, make it three. Minimum. Minimum. Yeah, you know, I.

[Joe]

But I like being in my own little room. I think that in the us I don't know why we do this thing where it's like you can see people's feet underneath.

[Frank]

Bro.

[Joe]

Put the door to the ground. Put the whole. Put me in a box. There's no reason for this.

[Frank]

I. I can't really recall the last time I saw like in the US Like a full, like head to toe bathroom stall.

[Joe]

Or they just do completely separate. Like the whole thing is in one little room. Like, which I. I'm also. I'm on board for that too. But always align for those.

[Frank]

Yeah, bathrooms are weird. You know how I feel about bathrooms. I'm all over the place. It's funny that you say that you brought up the interaction with the flight attendant on that flight because I like, so I was just like, my stomach was bothering me, I was eager to get home. And I was sitting there and the woman's like, do you want anything to drink? And I was like, no. And she looks at me and she goes. I was like, what? I didn't get it. Like, kill yourself. No, like, I just, she just like. I don't know if she was signaling to someone else, but she was looking at me.

[Joe]

But she was like, oh, you was.

[Frank]

Like, but, but like you could hear me because you know how like, like weird like plane sound. Like you just can't really hear that well. Yeah, but I said, I was just like, I can hear her. Well, I was just like, no. She's like, no, you're good. I was like, no. And she goes, I was like, what?

[Joe]

Shoulder. Shoulder. She cut her neck, bro.

[Frank]

Well, she didn't go like the undertaker, you know, she wasn't doing that. But she did like the, you know, like the, like this, you know who this. At you.

[Joe]

What did you say or do?

[Frank]

I was just like, I crumbled, honestly.

[Joe]

You, like, froze.

[Frank]

I didn't know what to do. I was like, oh, that's so weird. It was just a weird inner. I don't know if she was upset that I didn't want to drink. Do you ever order a drink because you're worried if they're going to get like offended that you don't get one on a plane?

[Joe]

Yeah, no.

[Frank]

Okay, me neither. But I just didn't know like, you do. No, I'm just saying, like, they're like doing their job and it's just like, well, I paid for this, so I might as well get a water or something, you know?

[Joe]

Yeah, I mean, sometimes they'll do like, oh, do you want your meal? And I'm like, no, because, like, either I'll eat in the airport. So I'm just like, I'm not gonna eat on this plane, bro.

[Frank]

First of all, anytime there's a meal offered, like for free, included with my seat, I'm getting it because I paid for it. I'm sorry, that's my mentality. It's just like, I paid for it. I'm gonna get it. It's gonna suck. Yeah, but I'm gonna get it. The guy next to me on the way to Scotland, first of all, sits down next to me, immediately opens like an old timey, like, you know how like women in the 70s would keep their yeah, yeah.

[Joe]

It's got a powder on it.

[Frank]

It's like a metal case.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

You know what I'm talking about? Opens that. Just pills thrown about. And here's the thing. Damn. People take pills. That's on them. But these were not all the same pills. They were all different pills that, like. I can't look at a pill and tell you what it is. I know there are people that can. But, like, it was like four different types of pills. And he just went like this.

[Joe]

But it was just a potpourri of pills.

[Frank]

And he. Yeah, dude. And he just took them. And how many he. Whatever you could fit in this.

[Joe]

He just clawed it.

[Frank]

He clawed it, took him, swallowed him, passed out, and then put his hood up and went to sleep. Then I don't know who this guy was, but I was thinking, like, this guy might be somebody because he's kind of doing this with a lot of confidence. Then he goes. She goes, you want your meal? He doesn't even say yes or no. He said, I'm going to sleep. Keep it warm for me when I wake up.

[Joe]

What?

[Frank]

What?

[Joe]

What? Is this your wife?

[Frank]

You're so. What are you talking about? I was blown away because I couldn't even believe the gall to speak to someone like that.

[Joe]

Was it even an option?

[Frank]

It happened.

[Joe]

It was fucking keep it warm for me.

[Frank]

7:30, when we got breakfast on that red eye, out comes tortellini.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And I was like, how did this guy fucking finagle this whole situation?

[Joe]

8:00Am he's eating the short rib from last night.

[Frank]

Yeah, dude, I was so confused. I didn't know. Honestly, I thought being on a plane, it's just like, you're. You're. You're in our confines. You do what we're telling you you can do. Yeah.

[Joe]

Like, your shit will come when we bring it out.

[Frank]

Well, like, you go to a restaurant and like, you could be like, I want this, I want that. You know, hold this. Or da, da, da, da. This guy was making edits to his order. I was just like, this is nuts. I didn't know you could do this in the sky.

[Joe]

You're just at a restaurant, you're like, yeah, I'll have this, this, and this. Bring it in two hours.

[Frank]

Basically what he did. But also, like, when I wake up, bro, if I'm a flight attendant, I'm not paying attention to when you're awake or not.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I'm just gonna see you and be like, you're another person on this flight.

[Joe]

The plane is one of the places the Plane and the gym are. Are the two places that I'm noticing that I've become very agitated by people where. Like, when people are just so oblivious and it's like you're clearly not thinking you're in a public place.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Like, you're the only person here and you're just doing all these things. There's a guy that goes to my gym, and it's an apartment building gym, it's not even a public gym. And he shows up in, like, jeans and he, like, trains some dude, I don't. I guess, or something. But he'll have like a coffee and his keys and his wallet, and he'll just like, leave it everywhere and, like, on the bench or whatever. And it's like they're not even using it. And I'm like, bro, how. And talking mad loud. Yeah, it's like, bro, how.

[Frank]

Realize. Can I ask you, how old is this person?

[Joe]

He looks like he's like late 30s.

[Frank]

Oh, that's worse.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I was going to say that sounds pretty in line with what you expect from like, someone in, like, their late 40s, early to mid-50s, maybe even 60s, because they just, they. It's their world. We're just fucking living in it, you know. But like, late 30s is a bit nuts.

[Joe]

Or like, people get on a flight and they'll make an announcement, like, before you board, and they're like, it's a full flight and if you're in these rows, then you're gonna have to like, you know, check your bag or whatever the fuck, you know. Sometimes they make announcements like that. And then people get on this plane and they put their bag, their personal item, they start taking off their clothes, then put their clothes up there, and then they. Then they sit down, then in the middle of boarding, will pop back up and take their bag down and then start getting stuff that they need out of their bag and everyone's waiting for you. It's like, bro, get these people out of here.

[Frank]

I will say, I think that is the. The absolute exact description of just like an entitled American.

[Joe]

It's horrible, dude.

[Frank]

It's pretty bad. But it's not, you know, that's not us.

[Joe]

That's all we could do in Europe. I did notice that, like, there is no rules when deboarding.

[Frank]

Grab your. Get off.

[Joe]

Well, also, like, the people like, here, typically, it's like, if the rows ahead of you, there are people sitting down, you wait, they get out, they grab their stuff and they go. In Europe, everyone's flying off that plane and like, I'm trying to pick a time to get in so I could just grab my shit and there's just old people sending it.

[Frank]

I. Bro, I couldn't believe how easy those flights were in terms of, like, how quick they were. Bro. From the fucking. The first flight we did from Scotland to London, it was just like, we get up, bing, we're gone. We're on our way down.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

You know, like, it's crazy how, like, close everything is.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

But how different a lot of them feel.

[Joe]

The accents, the fucking architecture, everything.

[Frank]

Bro. There was. I mean, I. America, we talk about, like, the accents we have in America. I feel like in the. In England alone, there's way more accents than there are.

[Joe]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank]

Stuff here, you know, And I can't. I can't do them, so don't even ask me. Joe.

[Joe]

Oh, Frank. Can you do them?

[Frank]

No.

[Joe]

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[Frank]

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[Joe]

Alright, what is it in Carta?

[Frank]

You remember Encarta?

[Joe]

Is that like a browser?

[Frank]

I think it was like, it was an old Wikipedia like pre, like encyclopedia thing. Encarta 95. Anyone remember that?

[Joe]

Sounds familiar.

[Frank]

And then like Netscape.

[Joe]

I do remember that.

[Frank]

You know Netscape. Oh, that was before you. You were born what year again? 19, 2004.

[Alex]

Yeah, something like that.

[Joe]

Yeah, 19 2000. Need to tell you a story. Oh, I know you're gonna love it. I know you get very scared about.

[Frank]

You know, how I am then.

[Joe]

So listen, more alien shit?

[Frank]

Come on. I don't like alien shit.

[Joe]

I don't know why this isn't talked about in the news, but there's this alien story is bananas.

[Frank]

Hold on before you get to this. What did you say before our flight? Because you know how I am before flights, anyone brings something up, I'm like, oh.

[Joe]

I said, I looked up the turbulence and it was bad.

[Frank]

Right before we're about to get on our flight, he goes, oh no, it's the day before, whatever. Still, right before, if it made you feel any better.

[Joe]

And I also omitted this information, I don't know why, because I was afraid that you would be upset that I would even bring up turbulence again.

[Frank]

I was, but I looked it up.

[Joe]

The next morning and it looked like they were like, oh, nevermind, it's not gonna be that bad.

[Frank]

Okay, thank God.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

But also on the flight there was a guy next to me who had like. Oh, like A flight weather thing open and I just saw, I looked over and I saw red. Fuck.

[Joe]

Wait, he had like a whole computer.

[Frank]

Yeah, dude.

[Joe]

Oh, that's.

[Frank]

And he was like tracking it and. And I was just like, oh God, here we go. All right. Ruin my week with this alien stuff.

[Joe]

Okay, so I don't know why the news hasn't talked about this or people don't know about it, but like this is wild to me.

[Frank]

I'm fine, I'm fine not knowing. You know how I am. Ignorance is you don't have a choice.

[Joe]

The other people do. The CIA. There was a CIA document explained that the alleged aircraft was flying low and quietly above the Soviet a Soviet unit while they were engaged in a training mission. Long story short, Soviet unit. Yeah, like a Soviet, like a, like.

[Frank]

A, like a Russian plane.

[Joe]

They were over Russia and the fucking army there. Okay, anyway, shut off my volume. So there was a low flying aircraft over like Russia. Long story short. Shot it down, right?

[Frank]

Russians don't around man.

[Joe]

Not at all.

[Frank]

Oh no.

[Joe]

So according to the only two soldiers who survived, when the soldiers approached the craft, they shot it down. Five aliens freed themselves of the debris and came close together near the wreck. Moments later, the soldier said the group of aliens merged into a single object that acquired a spherical shape wired.

[Frank]

A spherical shape?

[Joe]

Yeah, like it, it like became like a orb essentially. So five of them got out, they got close together, became one circular. Dude, okay, you know. And then a new ball like alien began to buzz and hiss before igniting into a brilliant white light. And then 23 out of 25 of these soldiers turned into stone. That's what this thing says. How is no one talking about this turned into stone? Medusa's up there.

[Frank]

Oh God. Let me be very fucking clear about something. This isn't a bit. This isn't for Hehes Hahas. This isn't for anyone else but me. I hate this. Really. Like in my soul I hate hearing stuff like this. And I was just talking. That's so crazy that you brought this up. I have to fix my hair. I was just talking with my sister in law about this and she's like, why, why don't you like to hear about all this stuff? And I was like, because there's this beautiful little island of ignorance that I live on where it's nice to not hear stuff like this. Because guess what's going to go through my head now tonight?

[Joe]

Turning into stone.

[Frank]

That. Waking up and seeing my children and wife as a ball of stone.

[Joe]

No, no.

[Frank]

The people I don't Don't. Don't specify.

[Joe]

Turned into stone poles is what they said.

[Frank]

Stone poles?

[Joe]

Yeah, like Sherpa poles. Like, what does that mean, stone poles? Stone pole. Steve Austin. It said the only reason why two of the men survived is because they were standing in a shaded area at the time.

[Frank]

What the hell does that even mean?

[Joe]

I think that maybe that just means they were behind a wall or something.

[Frank]

Oh, my God. Well, then how would they have seen the ball? The rat King of aliens.

[Joe]

I think they saw, like, the bright light.

[Frank]

But then how would they know that they formed into a spherical alien ball, bro?

[Joe]

I don't know.

[Frank]

Well, first of all, where are you getting this from?

[Joe]

Daily Mail.

[Frank]

Daily Mail? You sure this isn't the text thread that you're in with Alex Jones?

[Joe]

No, but according to the Journal of Applied Physics, it is possible to use high energy radiation or electromagnetic pulses to change normal matter into plasma, a form that is not liquid, solid or gas. CA described aliens as short humanoids with large heads and large black eyes.

[Frank]

Let me ask you a question. If you're going as far enough to shoot this thing out the sky, why are you even giving them a chance to become an alien ball? Because hear me out here.

[Joe]

They didn't know they were gonna be an alien ball.

[Frank]

Hear me out, brother. I'm not Russian. Let's imagine I am. Okay, hold on.

[Joe]

Okay, go.

[Frank]

Got it. I shoot this thing. Do your best gun noise. Ready? Three, two. Come on. Give me. Give me a better gun noise. I went with one click, though. Joey. Thank you. Once I walk over and I see something move, guess what I'm doing with the rest of the ammo in the chamber?

[Joe]

Yeah, it's gone.

[Frank]

I already went as far enough to shoot this thing out the sky.

[Joe]

I don't think they knew that what it was yet. And then they saw aliens, bro. Imagine you witnessed this, where five aliens came out of this thing and then just formed into a super Mega one.

[Frank]

You know, I love Megazords, so I. A part of me is when a.

[Joe]

Part of you'd be hype. You'd be like, oh, my God, they're turning into. And you.

[Frank]

No, no, no.

[Joe]

No sighting. Like old people, Power Ranger episodes. No, that looks just like the 1997 Dr. Ooze or whatever the.

[Frank]

You're two years off. 1995 is when the movie came out. And Ivan Ooze, he wasn't a doctor, as far as we know. I'm just saying.

[Joe]

That's so crazy.

[Frank]

I'm just saying. I wouldn't even give bro the Moment I saw this thing start to move, I'm shooting again. I'm not giving it a chance to form a ball with its boys, dude.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I'm not giving it a chance. And then they were like. It started buzzing and hissing. Guess what that ball of alien is getting?

[Joe]

Hissing.

[Frank]

More bullets. Yeah, yeah, bro. Anything hisses at me, my immediate reaction is to kick it at least. Dude, there's no way. No God damn way. I am fine. But, bro, there are so many stories that come out, and it's just like.

[Joe]

The government's hiding it from you.

[Frank]

They don't want you to know the truth. You know why they do that? What do they say in the movies? We gotta protect the people. If they panic, it'll be chaos. You know who those people are?

[Joe]

Bing.

[Frank]

This guy right here. I don't wanna know. If they're just like, oh, it's like a mass conspiracy to cover up aliens turning into a big gooey ball of alien bros and. And turning people into stone poles. You think I want that information? You think I need that information? No. Let me go forever.

[Joe]

What do you tell the families he died. He was. He's. I mean, he's here.

[Frank]

I mean, enough of movies or stuff where they're just like, he died in combat, you know, We. We didn't recover his body. When, like, the body is.

[Joe]

Here's a.

[Frank]

To prop up the fucking construction at a Denny's or something like.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank]

I just. I don't need this. I don't.

[Alex]

If it takes five of them to turn into a ball and turn me to snow. Snow stone, I think we could take them. It takes five for it to work. You don't think.

[Frank]

I mean, brother, it doesn't sound like they're just like, we need 23 guys in a flash.

[Joe]

23 poles, dude.

[Frank]

Russian guys. I don't know.

[Joe]

Different guys.

[Frank]

Listen, I do not know what Russian basic training entails, but I know that it's better than I could imagine it is.

[Joe]

They are fighting bears, dude.

[Frank]

Brother, I know he's not Russian. Khabib is from what?

[Joe]

He's from Dagestan.

[Frank]

Okay. I don't know.

[Joe]

I know that's Russian, I believe. Okay, I don't know.

[Frank]

I didn't know that. You gotta be careful. Those other two are. No, I think for revenge.

[Joe]

I think Daggers has his own country.

[Frank]

Okay, but they're out there. Didn't he openly say he fought and trained with bears and shit like that? Yeah, he's from Russia. Okay.

[Joe]

Yeah, it's a Republic, dude.

[Frank]

If 23. Well, 25 Russian soldiers can't take down five gooey little fucks. You think I'm even giving this a second thought?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I am taking every gun that I can get my hands on and I'm emptying the clip in that direction.

[Joe]

Dude, speaking of the government, like, lying and stuff, there was also a story about they found the Ark of the Covenant, which I didn't know what that was.

[Frank]

You had seen Indiana Jones?

[Joe]

No, I've never seen Indiana Jones. I'd also just. It just sounds like a. I think.

[Frank]

We'Ve known that for a while. Still baffling. You've never seen an Indiana Jones movie?

[Joe]

Yeah, I don't know. I do like whips, though. Not like that.

[Frank]

Oh, God.

[Joe]

I meant like, you know, like, get that thing off the table of like.

[Frank]

Get that.

[Joe]

That sounds like I'm hitting my wife.

[Frank]

Get that off the table.

[Joe]

No, like.

[Frank]

Like his whip, you know, I know what you're talking.

[Joe]

I've dug a hole. There's no way of getting out now.

[Frank]

You're digging the hole right down. That's that one. And you're just gonna live in it. It's okay.

[Joe]

But I do like those whips. They're cool.

[Frank]

I've cracked an actual whip and they're cool as hell.

[Joe]

I would never do that. I'd be afraid that I would hit myself in the face.

[Frank]

I mean, if you crack it this way. But if you just like it and it cracks, brother, that shit makes, like, the legit sound terrifying. I. I just.

[Joe]

Dude, they found the Ark of the Covenant.

[Frank]

Well, you. So you've never seen Temp Raiders of the Lost Ark is the one with the Ark of the Covenant. So you don't even know what happens when they finally open it. Wait, what is the Ark of the Covenant?

[Joe]

I have it pulled up right here. According to Jewish and Christian tradition, the gold plated wooden chest housed the two tablets bearing the Ten Commandments. And there's like some old relics in there and it's believed to be like.

[Frank]

Oh, so it's a treasure chest.

[Joe]

What do you call stuff that's like, God lives like his soul is like, holy. No.

[Frank]

What's godly? Horcrux. Horcrux. Scott, I think. I don't know.

[Joe]

Like, the word that I was going to use is so not what it is.

[Frank]

Omniscient. What is that? Because, like, omnipotent means, like, of godlike status.

[Joe]

I was going to say omnip. Omnipresent, but that's not it.

[Frank]

I mean, it's kind of maybe, but.

[Joe]

Like, it's like God. It. It. They. Yeah, it's like God.

[Frank]

God.

[Joe]

It's like a. Essentially a hor crux for God, kind of. Yeah.

[Frank]

Oh, so like, I'm not even.

[Joe]

No, you're not going to like stab a book and he's going to, you.

[Frank]

Know, with a basilisk fang or something.

[Joe]

It probably won't happen.

[Frank]

But God is just like, that's mine. And then it starts to glow.

[Joe]

Yeah, but apparently the CAA found it.

[Frank]

This ca.

[Joe]

Did I say that? Yeah, the CIA found it and then.

[Frank]

William Morris picked it up.

[Joe]

Yeah, they. Apparently they found it by using psychics.

[Frank]

Bro, stop. What is happening? Fucking cut it out. I'm not.

[Joe]

This is not funny. It says they conducted experiments as part of the secret project Sun Streak. What?

[Frank]

So what? They had the Long island medium out there and she's like, ah. Anyone know what this is?

[Joe]

Anyway, I'm looking for a chest.

[Frank]

I'm looking for a chest.

[Joe]

I'm feeling.

[Frank]

I'm feeling chest over here. I'm feeling chest over here. Something very godlike.

[Joe]

I just. She's walking in the swimming. She's like, hold on. Big chest. Ten Commandments. I gotta go to the Middle East.

[Frank]

Wait a sec. Moses. Moses is here. Moses is here. Moses. What do you have to say? Where is it?

[Joe]

It's somewhere named Mary. Anybody have a mother named Mary?

[Frank]

It's somewhere where the light doesn't shine. Okay, what is the light not shine? I'm getting darkness, but also light. Could be figurative. Okay? Like, I. I can't. I can't with this shit. Like, I don't think you guys realize what is. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Fiero was on to something. Okay, who the hell is that from? Wicked. Oh, okay. Life is more painless for the brainless. I don't need to know certain things because then I need to grapple with the reality of them. I am very comfortable.

[Joe]

Yeah, we get it, dude. You don't want to know, but you're gonna. The CIA conducted experiments as part of the secret project Sun Streak, which they never. They name. Never come up with good names, with individuals known as remote viewers. A type of clairvoyant who claimed they could project their consciousness to receive information about faraway objects. So you're telling me they have a three die. This is the Three Eyed Raven. They're like sitting there.

[Frank]

Oh, shit. Yeah, I guess so.

[Joe]

And then they're like, going to find this chest, see? You know, like, there's no credible scientific evidence that remote viewing exists.

[Frank]

This is what happened. But we have no basis off of telling if it happened or not. It's just one person that wears socks on their hands in order to protect them from forever. Chemicals in the oxygen is telling us this so we're going to take it as credit and run with it. What happened to journalism brother? What happened to good old Walter Cronkite is just like, you know what? I'm going to tell them this because I know it's. I am cred. I believe it's true. Who the hell this is? Did he get this from Alex Jones too?

[Joe]

No.

[Frank]

Okay, so this is Yahoo. And when has Yahoo ever steered us wrong?

[Joe]

I mean I haven't been on Yahoo. And God knows how.

[Frank]

Remember those commercials? Yahoo.

[Joe]

That's pretty good.

[Frank]

Was pretty good.

[Joe]

Individuals opening the container by prying or striking are destroyed by the containers protectors through the use of a power unknown to us.

[Frank]

Well, so.

[Joe]

Oh, they have a picture.

[Alex]

Don't look at it.

[Frank]

Don't. Yeah, Joey, close that. Don't look at it.

[Joe]

Don't look at it.

[Frank]

So you clearly haven't seen Raiders of the Lost Star.

[Joe]

This isn't a real.

[Frank]

Close your eyes, Marion.

[Joe]

Oh, is that a thing? You can't look at it.

[Frank]

Well, so I mean spoiler for a 50 year old movie at this point I'm not sure exactly when it came out but they, the Nazis find.

[Joe]

Hold up. The Nazis are involved in Raiders of.

[Frank]

The Lost Ark is all of Indiana Jones. The bad guys are Nazis except for one where it's a. I don't want to get insensitive but like it's, it's like a, like a witch doctor or something. That's a little. Well there's a little tinge of racism in there.

[Joe]

Oh, I, I honestly had no idea. I thought he was like fighting old demons or something.

[Frank]

Well, there's a little bit of that, brother, but it starts with the Nazis. So the Nazis are like, they are going to find something. We are going for Hitler. We are going to find the Ark of the Covenant.

[Joe]

Did it, did it look like this?

[Frank]

Yeah, I know, I know what it looks like. I don't need to see it.

[Joe]

Is it. You're not allowed to see it in the movie.

[Frank]

So they get it and then he's just like, don't open it. And they're just like vegainto. And then there's a back and forth and then they open it and Indiana Jones says to his lady like yo, close your eyes. And then the ghosts pop out of that thing and fuck them up. Dude.

[Joe]

Really?

[Frank]

They fuck these people up. You see people's faces melting and shit. You've never seen that gif.

[Joe]

No.

[Frank]

Of the Nazi face melt.

[Joe]

I must have shocked the Nazi face melt.

[Frank]

It's like. And the fucking face and everything melts away and shit.

[Joe]

That's Raiders of the Lost Ark.

[Frank]

Yeah, dude.

[Joe]

No.

[Frank]

And then the second one, the guy shoves his hand in the guy's chest and pulls out his heart.

[Joe]

I, I honestly have never.

[Frank]

Do me a favor. I know. Like, I don't know if you are not watching them for any specific reason.

[Joe]

No, I just haven't.

[Frank]

You should watch them.

[Joe]

I mean now at this point I didn't know there was going to be melted Nazis in them.

[Frank]

Hell yeah, there's melted Nazis all right.

[Alex]

The best kind.

[Joe]

And if your face, I mean, you.

[Frank]

Said it and I agreed with it.

[Joe]

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[Frank]

No.

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[Frank]

Not. I'm, I'm not enjoying the conversations about aliens. I'll go light. I'll go light with you. How's this? What is you already. You just dumped all over me. What do you mean I'll go light on you? You just told me that there's balls of alien jizzing together and they're fucking turning people to stone poles. Stone poles will say this. Yep. If I were to die getting turned into a stone pole doesn't sound like the worst way.

[Joe]

I don't know if I want to be a stone pole. All I'm hearing is stone pole Steve Austin. Every time we say it, I'm like, stone pole. Can you pull up the thing about kfc? Made a fried chicken something.

[Frank]

Oh, yeah.

[Joe]

What is it? A toothpaste.

[Frank]

So yes, I, I saw this. So apparently kfc, which I don't know if we're legally allowed to call Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore. Why There was like a lawsuit years ago. I heard about that. It was just like they had, they got sued because like they couldn't legally call it. Oh. Because it's not Chicken Kentucky or, or something like that. But like they made a fried chicken.

[Joe]

Flavored toothpaste, which I do like fried chicken.

[Frank]

I love fried chicken.

[Joe]

I would try it. No, I've had flavored toothpaste before.

[Frank]

Yeah, but nothing that's like meat flavored, brother. Yeah, it's like strawberry or mint or bubble Gum. Hell yeah. Now we're talking.

[Joe]

I used to eat toothpaste when it was like that. Not. I'm not. I know it's not good for me.

[Frank]

You shouldn't do that.

[Joe]

But I was young.

[Frank]

Make sure we all make that very clear. Like the bubble gum. I will say. I. I think it was Crest. They had toothpaste, like kids toothpaste that had, like, little, like little. Little, like, glitter things in it. Yeah. If you had told me it was candy, I would have eaten it with a spoon. Yeah. But I probably would have had some long lasting issues.

[Alex]

You want to guess the price they're selling this toothpaste at?

[Joe]

Don't. Don't tell me they're going crazy with it now.

[Frank]

What's this?

[Joe]

What is a tube of toothpaste nowadays? Like, how much do you think that costs?

[Frank]

7 bucks. 6 bucks there for a tube? Yeah.

[Alex]

He doesn't brush his teeth.

[Frank]

What is it? What does it cost? You know? Yeah. I think it's, like, more expensive than you think because everything is just giant expensive now.

[Joe]

I don't know why I reacted that way because I was gonna say six.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

And you said seven. Eight.

[Frank]

Six or seven, I would say. You know, and like, that's just like the base stuff now because.

[Joe]

7, 8, 9.

[Frank]

There you go. So if you get into the whole, like, you know, like, this is organic charcoal toothpaste, that's gonna make your mouth look whiter than ever.

[Joe]

You ever see that where people have black toothpaste? I'm like, I can't do it.

[Frank]

So I tried black mouthwash. Charcoal mouthwash. Stupid.

[Joe]

Does it make you look like you're throwing. Did you pretend to be, like, a zombie?

[Frank]

You're like, I pretended I was Danny DeVito the penguin.

[Joe]

That's a good one.

[Frank]

Oh, he's just like.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

No, it was gross and disgusting and it was. I didn't. It also, like, it didn't feel like I was cleaning my teeth, if that makes sense.

[Joe]

What'd it feel like?

[Frank]

It just felt like I was getting. I was wishing around, whooshing around mud water in my mouth.

[Joe]

Ew.

[Frank]

And you know, like, I know it's probably wrong, but, like, you know, like, regular, like Scope or Listerine, they're so. They're so strong that it feels like I'm getting the job done, bro. I could. Yeah, I could. I could breathe ice.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

After one of those. But like, yeah. I didn't like it. I would never do this.

[Joe]

I would say this toothpaste. If a regular Tube is like, $7, I'm gonna say this one is.

[Frank]

Well, here's the thing, okay? I think that they know that they have a novelty on their hands, and it's by a company, his mill. I don't even. I've never even heard that one.

[Joe]

No, I did the same thing, but it's. What's it called? High Smile.

[Alex]

It's High Smile. Oh, it's a toothpaste.

[Frank]

I mean, it's spelled hismal.

[Joe]

Well, there's fries in the way.

[Frank]

Oh, the fries. Oh, yeah. Okay. His mile. Honestly, that would have been more my guess, but I know I'm wrong. I just want to make that very clear, Right? I'm not the idiot here. I'm the people that spelled it all one word.

[Joe]

I would do crazy things to that biscuit right now, honestly.

[Frank]

I'll tell you this. If they just gave me Kentucky Fried Chicken flavored chicken, I'm all about it.

[Joe]

I would love that. Oh, my God, A bucket of chicken.

[Frank]

Hell, yeah. I love that.

[Joe]

Chicken comes in buckets.

[Frank]

It's clear. It's so American. It's. It hurts.

[Joe]

Plate is not enough.

[Frank]

Fill a bucket. Yeah.

[Joe]

Awesome.

[Frank]

It's clearly a novelty, so. And it's from a company I've never heard of. I imagine they have, like, more expensive stuff, you know, like, you get, like, now you can buy, like, $20 sticks of deodorant. We're all going. The world is gonna burn itself from the inside out, you know?

[Joe]

You know when I knew the world was ending? When I went to a Yankee game and they sold sodas that come with a cup with chicken tenders and fries.

[Frank]

Hey, straw goes through that.

[Joe]

I was like, we're going down.

[Frank]

Hey, man, that's just ingenuity.

[Joe]

It is ingenuity.

[Frank]

That is just genius, modern ingenuity.

[Joe]

But I knew it was the beginning of the end when I saw it.

[Frank]

I'm gonna say this is 14.99.

[Alex]

Okay, so we have 12.

[Joe]

15, basically.

[Alex]

15.

[Joe]

So don't piss me off.

[Alex]

They are selling this for $72.

[Joe]

72.

[Frank]

No. The limited edition KFC dental kit is available on his miles.

[Joe]

Click on that thing. It's clickable. I want to know what the fuck is in here.

[Frank]

Yeah, well, I imagine it's the toothpaste, the toothbrush. So you get. All right, let's see this. This is crazy. What's all those emojis up there for?

[Alex]

These are the flavors of the toothpaste.

[Frank]

Oh, they have just wild, crazy toothpaste flavors. So what is that? Blueberry, watermelon. Loving this so far.

[Joe]

Yes.

[Frank]

Is that A lion's head.

[Joe]

I see a lightning bug.

[Frank]

Yes, that. I figured.

[Alex]

This. This is sold out electric. Also, I think it is $72, by the way. They just call it the dental kit.

[Frank]

But the lightning, that's energy flavored.

[Joe]

Are these people trying to kill us?

[Frank]

Why are we not dead as a human race yet? Why? How have we made it this far? Energy drink flavored. And it's electric charge. I will say the packaging quality and.

[Joe]

Yes, we should buy a couple of these. All right, hold on. Is that a fucking tiramisu?

[Frank]

Below the lightning bolt. Is that a tiramisu? Oh, my God. I'm back. I'm back. Oh, my God.

[Joe]

Buy it.

[Alex]

You want to get a couple?

[Frank]

I am back.

[Alex]

Wait, I think it is 13. You guys are right.

[Frank]

I gotta say. Look at that. Wait. Okay. So. All right, we were right.

[Joe]

So they're cheap. All right, let's get some.

[Frank]

Well, the dental kit. The dental kit was 72, so that probably. Can you find out what the dental kit comes with?

[Joe]

Yo, brushing my teeth with tiramisu.

[Frank]

Oh, I would kind of hate not loving that. I like it. What?

[Joe]

Biscoff cookie.

[Frank]

Oh, Mikey is creaming his jocks right now. Let me tell you what else they got.

[Joe]

Click on all of them, dude.

[Frank]

Yeah. We got to see this sherbet. Go to fuck. Go home, bitch. Ice Pop. I don't hate that. Bang Pops. Love Bang Pops.

[Joe]

What's that?

[Frank]

Blue raspberry. Okay, but it doesn't. Okay. All right, keep going. Chupa Chups. Chupa Chupa Chupa Chops. Cola.

[Joe]

I don't know what that is.

[Frank]

The hell is this? Chupa Chops are like lollipops. I didn't know they had cola.

[Alex]

I don't know what these things are.

[Frank]

I mean, we're gonna go through all them. Lychee. I've never had a lychee. Very.

[Joe]

It's very sweet.

[Frank]

Oh, okay.

[Joe]

They're okay.

[Alex]

Gotcha. These are sold out. Okay.

[Frank]

All right, let's. Let's see the. Let's see the Bang. The Simpsons Purple Squishy Toothpaste.

[Joe]

I don't even know what that could mean.

[Frank]

Yeah. What does it taste like? And also, does it have anything to do with, like, purple ketchup? Because if that's what we're working with, I'm kind of on board here. Pistachio. Poppy. I mean, I'm in for the. Actually, no.

[Joe]

No.

[Frank]

No way. Get it out of here.

[Alex]

Gelato.

[Frank]

I don't like pistachio flavored stuff. I like pistachios.

[Joe]

What's that. Is that a cocktail on the bottom row there? Chili mar.

[Frank]

Joey's gonna shove that up his butt and fucking sit. I'm gonna spray it in. Spray that in his ass. I will say this. This is crazy. That, like, they. I never in a million years would have thought of, like, crazy. Just keep going while I'm talking, Ant while you're at it. Rainbow straps.

[Alex]

I got excited.

[Frank]

I'm just saying it's. I never would have.

[Joe]

Rainbow strap sounds like something else.

[Frank]

Yeah, I never in a million years would have thought of, like, this flavored. Flavored toothpaste at this level where it's just like, here, have a chile con carne flavored toothpaste.

[Joe]

I think it's a good idea. Unless it's like, you're. You're. It's not good to put.

[Frank]

I just. Here's my thing that I'm scared about. What is the. What is getting that flow flavor?

[Joe]

That's what I mean, that's what's scary.

[Frank]

Because then when it's just, like, natural flavors or artificial flavoring, it's just like, oh, so you're just eating candy and brushing your teeth with sugar paste at this point.

[Joe]

They have a. Like a ingredient list or something.

[Frank]

I don't think you need that flavor list of ingredients.

[Joe]

Okay. Do we have any, like, red 40s?

[Frank]

They won't let you click on it. Aqua, sorbitol, glycerin, hydrated silica, xylitol Flavor, aroma. I just.

[Joe]

Xanthan gum.

[Frank]

That's not good for you.

[Joe]

No, I don't. I mean, xanthum gum is, like, fine, but I can't.

[Frank]

Sea salt, zinc lactate, lime.

[Joe]

It doesn't look like there's anything too insane.

[Frank]

I don't know what any of that stuff is, so how can we say that?

[Alex]

I didn't think what you guys would.

[Frank]

You're just like, okay, all right, what do we have in here? Priophosphorate, hexane. Daniela sucrose. Oh, they have pilot Fox diploricide.

[Joe]

Here's the issue.

[Frank]

I haven't seen anything that I know besides sea salt and water.

[Joe]

Is that last thing lemonade? Oh, no, never mind.

[Frank]

I thought it was lemonade. All right, let's see what other flavors. Flavors we got in this bitch. By the way, you said your friend uses this toothpaste?

[Alex]

Danny?

[Frank]

Has his teeth not falling out yet? Dude, I don't know. Does he get these flavors or is he just, like, sticks to, like, you know, the missionary of the flavors, which is peppermint.

[Joe]

What's the cupcake looking one.

[Frank]

I imagine it's probably just gonna be like birthday cake.

[Joe]

No, it's like down to the left. You're right there to the left.

[Alex]

Oh, I see it.

[Frank]

Mint.

[Joe]

Oh my God. Go to hell.

[Frank]

Yo, let me, let me, let me. Shut up. Yeah, you know, hate this. So you're brushing your teeth with poop. Cool. Next. Give me another flavor. I can't believe that this is a real thing in America.

[Joe]

Gummy bear. But again, what do gummy bears taste like though?

[Frank]

They taste like they're flavored like over fruit. So like it's orange or cherry or something. So like Gummy Bear.

[Joe]

I think they're buying a thousand of these.

[Frank]

Honestly. Should we have an episode where we're just brushing our teeth?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Alright, give me another baby frog. Red frog toothpaste.

[Joe]

Fuck is that? You know what a candy I.

[Frank]

It's got to be because when they spelled flavor with a U, I knew this was some probably stupid Canadian shit. So it's probably like a. Like it's like a Timmy's candy up there where it's like, oh, have a red frog. They're not British, but like, you know what I'm saying?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

What is that one? That's just letters.

[Alex]

Gotcha.

[Frank]

Strawberry cream. Yoshi toothpaste.

[Joe]

Doesn't sound too bad.

[Frank]

This is too much.

[Joe]

What's the fourth one from the. From the top?

[Frank]

Like just go line by line. Just go line by line.

[Joe]

Looks like a lion. What is that?

[Frank]

That's Chupa Chops. That's the. Yeah, just like. This is too much. Mint bomb. Okay.

[Joe]

I'm into it. I like mint and I like bombs.

[Frank]

I don't know where I stand on bombs.

[Joe]

I'm indifferent about bombs.

[Frank]

I'm indifferent about bombs.

[Joe]

The bombs I'm indifferent about.

[Frank]

You know. Is that a beach ball? What the fuck?

[Alex]

Yeah, I think it's just a. So this one looks like a donut, this one looks like a donut and this one looks like a donut.

[Frank]

Cinnamon donut.

[Joe]

Cinnamon donut.

[Frank]

Okay. Honestly. I'll say this though, full transparency. That looks like so much is. I have seen some of Becca's like makeup or something that looks like that.

[Joe]

I don't know where that was going for a second.

[Frank]

I'm say like the bottle, the packaging. Jesus Christ. Everyone.

[Joe]

I don't know. Okay. What's the other donut?

[Frank]

I mean, I imagine it's just another donut flavor. It's glazed donut.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Okay. And what's the other? Strawberry frosted, probably pink donut. Okay.

[Joe]

I like the pink donut.

[Frank]

Give us. Just click on the ones that we haven't seen yet, babe. Pina colada.

[Joe]

Big fan of that.

[Frank]

I like the drink. I don't know if I would like the toothpaste.

[Joe]

I would like it. What's the one that looks like a bunny? What the fuck is that?

[Frank]

Oh, it's probably gonna be like a collab on like miffy. Yeah, something like that. Sweet apple.

[Joe]

I don't know. Get some of these toothpaste in here.

[Frank]

I mean, half of them are. 3/4 of them are sold out.

[Joe]

Does Danny get like cool flavors? Have you tried them?

[Frank]

I just asked that. I don't.

[Joe]

Did you?

[Alex]

Oh, I tried a red velvet one.

[Joe]

And what it tastes like, it was.

[Frank]

Not great because like, here's the thing with toothpaste is like, it's there for a specific job, Bro, I'm gonna brush my teeth with a donut.

[Alex]

What?

[Joe]

That you're grown adults and there's a guy upstairs brushing his teeth with like donut flavored shit, right? Like, it's just funny to imagine.

[Frank]

What's the one that's next to kfc? What's that?

[Alex]

Just the Simpsons.

[Frank]

The other side of it.

[Alex]

Oh, this is the gummy bears.

[Joe]

Oh, oh, we like ran through all these now. Interesting. I mean, dude, the cinnamon donut, that's coming home with me.

[Frank]

I mean. No, apparently not. It's sold out everywhere.

[Joe]

That's cuz it's so good. They did a. They made a big fucking mistake leaving the tiramisu available though.

[Frank]

Honestly. You got to worry though. Why is it still available? Do people not like it?

[Joe]

I don't know. But they're about to be sold out.

[Frank]

I just, I. I hate this. I want to make it clear. Will I try it if. If 10 tubes of it showed up here tomorrow? $1030 worth of toothpaste. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. You're not paying for it, so like, why not? You know, if.

[Joe]

I don't know, Joey's gonna.

[Frank]

Honestly, I'm afraid of what would happen to that. Joey will brush his teeth eight times a day if he has that tiramisu toothpaste.

[Joe]

I'll just be walking into the bathroom.

[Frank]

Just being like, also 2.1 ounces. That's not a lot. Or 60 grams. Like, that's probably not a lot. It's probably like this big.

[Alex]

It's about right.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Which is just massive.

[Joe]

It's more than enough, now that I think about it.

[Frank]

God's name would need anything more. More than that.

[Joe]

Enough to choke you. Honestly.

[Frank]

I hate this toothpaste and I hope that the company does well for.

[Joe]

Itself making massive plug for this company.

[Frank]

Yeah, by the way. Yeah, his mill, his mile. Listen, if they just happen to send us one of every flavor, even the.

[Joe]

Ones that are sold out. Don't be cheap.

[Frank]

Don't be cheap. Miss Smile.

[Joe]

Mr. Hizmel.

[Frank]

I wonder like if there's other companies that do this.

[Joe]

Like if flavor toothpaste.

[Frank]

Not just flavored toothpaste, but like just something else you wouldn't even think about. Like flavored. Here we go. Copyright so flushable wipes are a big thing. A lot of people don't use them.

[Joe]

Where are you going?

[Frank]

Just hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. Flushable wipes, okay, you really shouldn't use them because they're not good. But companies still make them.

[Joe]

Really?

[Frank]

Yeah, they're very. There's like. It's known as like. There is no like safe flushable wipe. They all fuck up your system. It's just a matter of how much do it quickly.

[Joe]

Oh, I thought you're talking about your body.

[Frank]

Oh, not this system. The plumbing system.

[Joe]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank]

You know, the home plumbing, not the human plumbing.

[Joe]

Right.

[Frank]

What if we made flavored wet wipes, Frank?

[Joe]

See this is where I was trying to prevent you from going, cuz. What the fuck are you talking about?

[Frank]

I mean, who.

[Joe]

How many wet wipes have you eaten?

[Frank]

No, not for eating. For what? What do I need to spell it out for you, Joey?

[Joe]

You want me to wipe my butt with like a glazed donut? Flavored wet wipe. What am I getting out of that?

[Frank]

You're walking away with your ass smelling like a glazed donut. I don't think I want that. No, I think I don't need a tiramisu smelling ass. But if you had one, would you be happy?

[Joe]

I love tiramisu.

[Frank]

I'm just saying it might not be a necessity, but we as a country clearly have moved past can you to. You should.

[Joe]

But also like we're saying flavored. It should be scented.

[Frank]

Scented. Scented. Sure, sure. Okay. Yeah. I mean think about it. What else do we.

[Joe]

Or like candles?

[Alex]

I thought you were going as like a little sexual experience kind of thing.

[Frank]

Sure.

[Alex]

I thought that's where you.

[Frank]

With wet wipes, sure.

[Alex]

You clean first, then it tastes good.

[Frank]

Sure, sure.

[Joe]

I swear to God, I done the.

[Frank]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine with that. Like for really like direct this at gay men and ladies or anyone that gets their shit ate, actually.

[Joe]

Okay. Like wipe my butt.

[Frank]

Wipe my butt with this tiramisu and then go to town on my lady fingers.

[Joe]

Like you're.

[Frank]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Joe]

And then shove your lady fingers.

[Frank]

I mean, listen, Frank, be really real. Don't be a character right now. You wouldn't have been hyped.

[Joe]

This is like flavored condoms. That thing too.

[Frank]

Yes. But, like, I've never tasted who's eating a condom. Joey.

[Joe]

I mean, I think that's more. What do you mean? They made them. I'm saying, like, people are getting very safe. BJ's.

[Frank]

That's good. Good. And I support that for them. I'm just saying.

[Joe]

But like a blue raspberry.

[Frank]

But, like, what if you could get, like, a sanitary wipe, Right? So, like, before you're about to get hot and heavy and you know your shit's about to get gobbled up on, Right? You're just like, do I go with the red frog or do I go with the glazed donut?

[Joe]

Right. Which one would you go with?

[Frank]

I mean, I'm not getting my shit ate.

[Joe]

Which one would you rather eat? I'm. Cinnamon donut. Cinnamon donut.

[Frank]

Cinnamon donut on that. Cinnamon donut, you know? Yeah, I hear you. Yeah.

[Joe]

Yeah, that would be a good one. I just. I tell you what I wouldn't pick, though. Kfc.

[Frank]

Yeah. That's fried chicken. Listen, companies love doing this now. Doritos had vodka.

[Joe]

Did you try that?

[Frank]

They did on TikTok. It was bad, right?

[Alex]

Worst thing in the world.

[Frank]

Yeah. It didn't taste like cheese.

[Alex]

Tastes like you threw up Doritos.

[Joe]

Oh, no, didn't need that.

[Frank]

But, like, what other ones have there been? There have been other ones like that where people do that, you know, kfc, toothpaste. Yeah. I'm sure there's other examples, you know, Arby's fries, vodka. Arby's fries, vodka.

[Joe]

They did that.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Joe]

I've never had Arby's before.

[Frank]

Neither have I. And I'm cool with not having it.

[Joe]

We've got the meats.

[Frank]

SNL made the joke before I could, so I can't take credit for it, but they're like, you don't want to go somewhere where they're telling you, like, we've got meat where it's like, yeah, that's. We didn't. Yeah, think you didn't. Yeah, it's like, no, we got it. It's here.

[Joe]

Roast beef is on your window. So I hope that you would. Fast food roast beef is so bananas.

[Frank]

Fast food fish is way worse.

[Joe]

Yeah. Like a Long John Silver's, bro.

[Frank]

Even I'm not even. You don't even need to go that far. But, like, if you go to McDonald's and you get a filet o fish, that's so crazy. That's bananas to me.

[Joe]

I really think that, like, a Long John Silver's should just be like a really big bear trap. And, like, you get in and as soon as you step on the rug, the whole building just collapse and everyone ends. It goes.

[Frank]

I'm fine with that. Yeah, yeah. Just weed them out, you know? Weed them out from the rest of society.

[Joe]

I have to go get salmon at a Long John Silver.

[Frank]

Yes. Hey, babe, what are you doing tonight? What do you have for dinner? Oh, I just had my second filet o fish of the day. What the hell is that? What is with fit, bro?

[Joe]

While we're at it, the McRib super unnecessary to have that.

[Frank]

It ain't. It ain't a thing, brother. It's not real food. I don't know what it is they're giving you, but it ain't real rib meat.

[Joe]

Yeah, we've crushed burgers, fries, or.

[Frank]

It's like dead ribs. It's pigeon ribs or something. Not like quail rib. Yeah, exactly. It's just like, what rib meat is this? And it's like. It's from an aardvark.

[Joe]

I've actually had quail. It's quite delicious.

[Frank]

I think I had it, too.

[Joe]

I think we had it together.

[Frank]

And do you remember we went out.

[Joe]

For my birthday years ago and then it was like, we went to, like, that steakhouse and they had the bird, but it was like, tied up like it was getting hell.

[Frank]

Yeah, I remember that. Spatchcocked. Yeah.

[Joe]

Tied up by its legs and arms like this. And it was like, had thick ass thighs. And I'm like, this thing is Joey.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

It is my birthday.

[Frank]

It was your birthday, basically. Give me the chicken. Extra sexy.

[Joe]

I'm going take a chicken home with me. If that's extra sexy. Can I get the chicken extra horny.

[Frank]

Get one of these to go and let me smack it before you put it in the bag.

[Joe]

Yeah, we'll get two chickens. Extra horny. Thank you so much.

[Frank]

Can you tie them up with my belt while you're at it?

[Joe]

With my belt? Yeah. The arms were like, overlapped like this.

[Frank]

Yeah, they, they, they. It wasn't spatchcock because batch cocked is when they're like, like open butt, you know, like this.

[Joe]

No, this butt was intact. This boat was intact.

[Frank]

It was.

[Joe]

The legs were like.

[Frank]

Oh, it was like prim and proper, like.

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Like, you could. You could have put, like, little. Like, little chicken Louboutins on them or something.

[Joe]

Yeah, we should go back anyway. There you have it, folks. Thank you so much for tuning in. Yeah, we're done.

[Frank]

No, we're not. Let's keep going.

[Joe]

Okay.

[Frank]

What other.

[Joe]

I can only talk about flavored toothpaste for too long.

[Frank]

Look up if there's any, like, company partnered, like, brand deals that they've done, like, out, like, Doritos, vodka, kfc. That's the most vague thing I know. It's the end of the episode. I get one per episode. So any.

[Joe]

Every.

[Frank]

Give it, give it.

[Joe]

Look up if a company has ever collabed with another company before.

[Frank]

Well, this is. He's looking at the keyboard. He's like.

[Joe]

I don't know what to talk.

[Frank]

This is back when companies used to be so willing.

[Joe]

If I need to hear this again.

[Frank]

So I'm serious. When they were very playful with their. With their IP and they were willing to, like, partner with other people and stuff like that.

[Joe]

Nope.

[Frank]

Like KFC and Crocs. Pokemon.

[Alex]

Wait, maybe I did find something.

[Frank]

Arby's and Old Spice. Okay, what the hell is that? McDonald's and BTS.

[Joe]

Arby's and Old Spice.

[Frank]

Ben and Jerry's and Nike.

[Joe]

Arby's and Old Spice is crazy. So when you take a huge roast beef shit, you can make it smell better.

[Frank]

That guy that's like half horse, half man comes out. We're like, fucking. What's his name? What's the big Jack dude?

[Alex]

Cruz.

[Frank]

Terry Crews walks out after you eat your Arby's and he smacks you in the mouth.

[Joe]

Old Spice.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Joe]

Come in, have roast beef sandwich, but make sure you're wearing deodorant.

[Frank]

Swedish fish, Oreos. No, that sucks.

[Joe]

No.

[Frank]

Yeah. Food brand crossovers. That left us uneasy. Thank you. Someone gets it. Hold on.

[Joe]

I'm Peeps and Pepsi.

[Frank]

I'm on board. No, I'm on board for a Pepsi Peep or Peepee Pepsi? A Pee Pee Pepsi. I like that.

[Joe]

You like Peepee Pepsi.

[Frank]

I love Peeps.

[Alex]

Oh, there it is.

[Frank]

This sucks.

[Joe]

Mustard and Skittles.

[Frank]

They did an ice cream too, didn't they?

[Joe]

Mm.

[Frank]

That I can't even like. Yo, put mustard. My hate for mustard aside, how does that taste?

[Joe]

Good. No, gross.

[Frank]

How does it taste? Good.

[Joe]

I'm convinced. That's fake.

[Frank]

No, it's real.

[Alex]

Do you like Skittles?

[Frank]

I don't mind them.

[Joe]

I love Skittles.

[Frank]

What they do to my throat is crazy.

[Joe]

You don't.

[Frank]

What can we Stop now. Can we end the episode now?

[Joe]

Skittles. What else we got?

[Alex]

Gotcha.

[Frank]

Kraft macaroni, cheese and ice cream.

[Joe]

Van Leeuwen ice cream. Cheesy ice cream. Sounds nasty.

[Alex]

Yeah, it might be good.

[Frank]

No, it won't be. Black Label bacon and cinnamon toast. Hold on a sec. Hold on. I've been pulled back in.

[Joe]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. If you. If you sprinkled Cinnamon Toast Crunch on anything, I'd be like, oh, that sounds good.

[Frank]

Yeah. Human shit.

[Joe]

There's most things I think that.

[Alex]

Okay, it's better than without it.

[Frank]

He's not wrong. Coffee mate and Dr. Pepper. Ew. That's disgusting. Coffee Mate by itself. I don't drink it. But everything I've heard people say, like, this is gross.

[Joe]

I've never had.

[Alex]

It might taste like a Manhattan special.

[Joe]

Velveeta and Campates.

[Frank]

Chocolatier and Velveeta.

[Joe]

What the.

[Frank]

What the hell? Chocolate.

[Alex]

One is chocolate.

[Frank]

I don't.

[Joe]

One is chocolate and one is cheese.

[Frank]

I don't get it. And I don't want to keep going. Gotcha, Pepsi peeps. You saw that. We saw that. Coca Cola and Oreo.

[Joe]

Absolutely not. Disgusting. Ruining a great thing.

[Frank]

I kind of wouldn't hate that. I could try that.

[Joe]

Are you a big Oreo guy?

[Frank]

I like Oreos. Come on. Come on. There's only a couple more. I can see it. Oreo Sour Patch. I could. I. I think I actually tried that one.

[Joe]

I think I did, too. And it doesn't taste like that, right? Am I making that up?

[Frank]

Tastes like. It just tastes like a cookie with sugar. Like that's. It's not like it's chocolatey.

[Joe]

Yeah. No, I didn't think it was, like, sour.

[Frank]

Don't hate it.

[Joe]

Donate It Lays and ihop. Rudy Tutti. Fresh and fruity.

[Frank]

Hell is that?

[Joe]

I don't even know. Is that.

[Frank]

Is that like a song from Little Richard?

[Joe]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Strawberry topped pancakes with syrup and bacon flavored chips.

[Joe]

What the hell? Where are they? Where are the.

[Frank]

Why is anyone still fucking with ihop?

[Joe]

Can we try them, though? Like, because we hate them.

[Frank]

Hell yeah.

[Joe]

Thomas's bagels.

[Frank]

I'm in for that. I'm on that.

[Joe]

Damn.

[Frank]

I'm all in on that.

[Joe]

Haven't had a Fruit loop in years.

[Frank]

Yep. Hidden Valley Ranch teams with whiskey. All right. Shut this. Shut this off.

[Joe]

Shut this game off.

[Frank]

This game right now.

[Joe]

Valley Ranch and whiskey.

[Frank]

Shut it off.

[Joe]

That's so nasty.

[Frank]

Thank you.

[Joe]

Ranch is disgusting.

[Frank]

That's bad.

[Joe]

No, Ranch is not disgusting.

[Frank]

That risky. Whiskey I like. Ranch I like. I'm not one of those freaks that dunks a whole burger into it. But, like, that's too, too, too much for me. Thank you guys for coming and hanging out. It's my show.

[Joe]

Yeah, that's it. Where can they find you?

[Frank]

Where can they find you? You can find me at Jose. Elephants in the sky. Birds. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Birds.

[Joe]

How are you even doing that? It's so good.

[Frank]

French men coming down the street, Running down the alleyway. Where? You know where to find us. Go check out the baseMard Everywhere. Patreon.patreon.com Basard thank you. We love you folks. We'll see you next time.