Ben Shapiro Plays Guess The Celebrity

Summary

The Ben Shapiro Show — “Ben Shapiro Plays Guess The Celebrity”

Date: May 9, 2026
Host: The Daily Wire
Summary By: Podcast Summarizer AI

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Episode Overview

This special episode of The Ben Shapiro Show diverges from its usual news breakdowns and political commentary as Ben (referred to as “Savvy” throughout the game) and Jake dive into a lively game of “Headbands 10 Bands,” a celebrity guessing game akin to “Guess Who?” The duo dons headbands with celebrity names and must identify their own secret person by asking yes-or-no questions. The episode is defined by its quick wit, playful banter, and signature cultural commentary, featuring a whirlwind of pop culture, politics, and just the right dose of sarcasm.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Game Setup & Rules

• Ben introduces the rules and his comically “stupid headband.”

• The two take turns asking yes-or-no questions to guess the person on their head.

  • Savvy (Ben): “We will be wearing apparently pictures of humans upon these headbands. I can't see my own picture. She can see my picture and vice versa. And so then we have to guess, using questions alone, who actually is in our headband.” (01:13)

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2. Guest and Celebrity Rounds — Playful Rivalry & Social Commentary

Highlight: Rapid-Fire Guesses and Stereotypes

• Both participants rely on pop-culture stereotypes, past scandals, and recent media coverage to make their educated guesses—sometimes toeing the line of irreverence.

Notable Sequences & Quotes

• Jake guesses Tiger Woods:

  • Savvy: "He is a black person. That's true." (02:27)
  • Jake: "Okay, black athlete, Tiger Woods." (02:34)
  • Savvy: "Was I wrong? I believe the Tiger woods did drugs. Was it just alcohol?...He definitely did drugs." (02:38-02:44)

• Savvy nails Timothee Chalamet:

  • Jake: "Timothee Chalamet."
  • Savvy: "What the...Yes. Wow. Well, damn. Bring in the next one." (03:20)

• Political Figures: Xi Jinping, Greta Thunberg, Brigitte Macron

  • Savvy, joking about Xi Jinping: “If he looks like Winnie the Pooh, it’s Xi Jinping.” (04:14)
  • Jake, for Greta Thunberg: “She likes sailing places. Oh, it's her.” (06:22)

• Meta-commentary: Both hosts express playful frustration over the difficulty of guessing lesser-known or unexpected figures.

  • Savvy: “You never know. You're in the do not like male category, son. Piker?” (12:11)
  • Jake: “There is no way you're getting this. This is not even remotely within your purview.” (13:42)

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3. Cultural & Political Satires

• The hosts riff on newsmakers, often pausing to make pointed, sometimes tongue-in-cheek remarks about each celebrity’s claim to fame or controversy.

  • Savvy (on Greta Thunberg): “This person has been deeply annoying for many years and began as a smaller person and is now a slightly older, annoying person.” (06:06)
  • Jake (on Ellen Page/Elliot Page): “Yeah. Where has Ellen Page gone? This person no longer exists.” (11:35)
  • Savvy (on Jeff Bezos’ wife): “She’s famous for being Jeff Bezos’ next door neighbor who he decided to knock boots with and then marry.” (15:06)

• Idiosyncratic banter arises regarding political labels, gender identity, and media personalities:

  • Jake (about a late night host): “Jimmy Kimmel.”
  • Savvy: “I give up. Okay. You or me?” (06:47-06:50)
  • Savvy (on Buckley Carlson, Tucker’s brother): “He's like Bizarro World Tucker.” (17:01)

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4. Memorable & Humorous Moments

Guessing the Pope

• Savvy: “Some would say [he’s not a politician]. The president would say yes.” (09:38)
• Jake: “Is it the pope?” (09:55)
• Savvy: “Yes.” (09:56)
• Jake: "See, Jesus helped me. Jesus came down from above and said, oh, I mean, to get this one right. You're a Catholic, and they gave you the pope." (09:57-10:06)

Cultural Observations

• "She also declared that she is a queer man. Now, this is confusing." (11:08, Savvy on Ellen/Elliot Page)
• “Why is she relevant to my life?” (15:06, Savvy on Lauren Sanchez)

Meta-Commentary on the Game Itself

• "We're all now older than we were at the beginning of this video." (17:01, Savvy, in exasperation)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Description | |-----------|----------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:13 | Game introduction | Ben explains the “Headbands 10 Bands” game and sets the stage for playful culture guessing. | | 02:34 | Tiger Woods Guess | Jake narrows in on “black athlete” and identifies Tiger Woods. | | 03:20 | Timothee Chalamet | Savvy quickly guesses Timothee Chalamet. | | 04:14 | Xi Jinping Round | Jokes about “Winnie the Pooh” and Chinese leader’s likeness. | | 06:22 | Greta Thunberg | Sequence of hints leading up to Greta Thunberg, with gentle ribbing about activism. | | 09:55 | The Pope | Fast, humorous deduction of the Pope as a “politician” and celebration of “divine help.” | | 11:06 | Ellen/Elliot Page | Reflection on celebrity’s transition, tongue-in-cheek confusion. | | 15:06 | Lauren Sanchez | Commentary on Jeff Bezos’s wife and her celebrity status. | | 17:01 | Buckley Carlson | Realizing the impossibility of some guesses and lamenting the time spent on convoluted rounds. |

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Tone and Language

The tone remains fast-paced, sarcastic, and spirited, blending pop-culture knowledge with Ben’s signature cultural takes. The conversation is candid and intentionally playful, with both hosts unafraid to poke fun at celebrities, themselves, and each other. Irreverent humor, political in-jokes, and light ridicule abound, making the episode accessible for regular listeners and engaging for anyone keeping up with the current culture wars.

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Conclusion

This episode showcases The Ben Shapiro Show stepping outside its comfort zone, offering listeners a fun, banter-heavy break from the usual political commentary. The celebrity guessing game is the perfect vehicle for satire, cultural observation, and just a little bit of chaos, all wrapped in The Daily Wire’s distinctly “principled” style.

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Notable Quotes Recap

• Savvy: “If he looks like Winnie the Pooh, it’s Xi Jinping.” (04:14)
• Savvy: “This person has been deeply annoying for many years and began as a smaller person and is now a slightly older, annoying person.” (06:06; on Greta Thunberg)
• Jake: "See, Jesus helped me. Jesus came down from above..." (09:57)
• Savvy: “She’s famous for being Jeff Bezos’ next door neighbor who he decided to knock boots with and then marry.” (15:06)
• Savvy: "We're all now older than we were at the beginning of this video." (17:01)

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For anyone who missed the episode:
Expect an irreverent, highly entertaining romp through the cultural and political who’s-who, complete with fast-talking jabs and side commentary that keep things lively—if sometimes a little acerbic. If you like “Guess Who” with a political twist, this episode is for you!

Transcript

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[Jake]

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[Savvy]

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[Jake]

He's not a politician. It's an influencer. You said I'm starting off hot. So it's a guy and it's gonna be. Does he have black hair?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Is he tall?

[Savvy]

Yes. Not gay according to him. Not gay, but does some of the gayest stuff you've ever imagined people doing.

[Jake]

Whoa.

[Savvy]

Alrighty, folks. As you can see, I'm here wearing an incredibly stupid headband, which means we are about to play headbands 10 bands, which is a game in which Savvy and I, we will be wearing apparently pictures of humans upon these headbands. I can't see my own picture. She can see my picture and vice versa. And so then we have to guess, using questions alone, who actually is in our headband. Alrighty. Are you ready for us to humiliate ourselves?

[Jake]

I have to start. Boring. I'm sorry. Is it a man or a woman?

[Savvy]

It is a man.

[Jake]

Um, actor?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Politician?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Has he ever done drugs?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Oh, is it Will Smith?

[Savvy]

No. No.

[Jake]

Okay, so it's a man. It's not an actor.

[Savvy]

Bet you guessed Will Smith anyway.

[Jake]

Yeah, exactly.

[Savvy]

Yeah.

[Host]

Y' all got me a little nervous.

[Jake]

Okay. Does he have shaggy hair?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is he athletic?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Is it LeBron James?

[Savvy]

No. Also, LeBron James hasn't done drugs. I don't think.

[Jake]

Is he black?

[Savvy]

Yes. It's funny how you ask that question. Like, it's a terrible question.

[Jake]

I don't. Like, did I ask him?

[Savvy]

I mean, he is a black person. That's true.

[Jake]

Okay, black athlete, Tiger Woods.

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Did Jake do this game? Way to go.

[Savvy]

Very good. Now, was I wrong? I believe the Tiger woods did drugs. Was it just alcohol? I mean, it depends on.

[Jake]

He definitely did drugs.

[Savvy]

Yeah, he did a lot of drugs, I thought. Yeah, I thought. That's what I thought. Okay. Is it a man?

[Jake]

Yes. Yes.

[Savvy]

Is it Dylan Mulvaney?

[Jake]

No, but with the right eye draw, he could look that way.

[Savvy]

Is he in politics?

[Jake]

No, he's not.

[Savvy]

Is he an actor?

[Jake]

Yes, he's an actor. You like him. I'm saying too much.

[Savvy]

You are saying too much, but you like him. Has he won an Oscar?

[Jake]

I don't think so.

[Savvy]

Okay. Is he under 40?

[Jake]

Yes, he is.

[Savvy]

Timothee Chalamet.

[Jake]

What the. Yes. Wow. Well, damn. Bring in the next one.

[Savvy]

Okay, I think. Who took fewer questions on that one?

[Jake]

You.

[Host]

You.

[Savvy]

Is it a woman?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is he in politics?

[Jake]

Yes, he is.

[Savvy]

Is he an elected politician?

[Jake]

Possibly not.

[Savvy]

Is he from America?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is he from the Middle East?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is he from Europe?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is he from Asia?

[Jake]

Yes. At least he looks that way.

[Savvy]

Okay, okay. Is it Xi Jinping?

[Jake]

No. Yes. Yes. I was like, damn, if it's Kim Jong Un or whatever. No, but he's like a little chunkier.

[Savvy]

Yeah. If he looks like Winnie the Pooh, it's Xi Jinping.

[Jake]

That's Winnie the Pooh. Damn.

[Savvy]

Same, same. But different. But still same.

[Jake]

Am I a politician?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is it a female?

[Savvy]

Yes. Contrary to some reports by some people.

[Jake]

Thank you so much. Caitlyn Jenner.

[Savvy]

No. Bro. What are you talking about, man?

[Jake]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, I got it. Is she an actor?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is she a social media star?

[Savvy]

No. That was an enormous, unearned glue.

[Jake]

She's no one. It's Ellen Page.

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Oh, it's Alex Cooper.

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Alex Earle?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Try to ask questions that aren't guesses of people.

[Savvy]

Right. There are 8 billion people on Earth. It could take a while if you go one by one.

[Jake]

Is she from America?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is she from Latin America?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Brigitte Macron?

[Savvy]

There you go.

[Jake]

That should have been so obvious.

[Savvy]

Yes, it should have go there. It took you forever to get to that.

[Jake]

Are you going first? Let me go first. I take.

[Savvy]

You go first. That's fine.

[Jake]

Okay. Is mine a man or a woman?

[Savvy]

A woman.

[Jake]

Is he from America? She from America?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Why are you guys giving me the Europeans? European?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Politician? Kinda in entertainment? On television?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

He's not an athlete?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Kind of a politician. Not an actor.

[Savvy]

Correct.

[Jake]

Old or young?

[Savvy]

Young.

[Jake]

Young. Do I like them?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

How dare you? I don't like this little hoochie from Europe.

[Savvy]

Correct.

[Jake]

Do you like them?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is she in our world?

[Savvy]

She's kind of in the general political world. Yes.

[Jake]

Is she tall?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is she smart?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Has she been in the news lately?

[Savvy]

Yes. This person has been deeply annoying for many years and began as a smaller person and is now a slightly older, annoying person.

[Jake]

Guys, I just had a baby. 17.

[Savvy]

Yeah, I know. You're having short term memory loss.

[Jake]

Short term memory loss.

[Savvy]

Basically Dory from Finding Nemo.

[Jake]

Over here. Take me. She likes sailing places. Oh, it's her.

[Savvy]

Yeah, it was her.

[Jake]

It's Greta Thunberg. Greta Thunberg.

[Savvy]

All right. You said man. Okay. From America?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

In politics?

[Jake]

No, but tries to be.

[Savvy]

No, but tries to be.

[Jake]

Hmm. Maybe not. Don't take that too literally.

[Savvy]

Late night host?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Jimmy Kimmel.

[Jake]

I give up. Okay. You or me? You.

[Savvy]

Okay, I'll go first.

[Jake]

Give me a break here, people.

[Savvy]

Is it a man?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is a person from America?

[Jake]

Yes. Yes. Yes.

[Savvy]

Is this person funny?

[Jake]

I wouldn't say that.

[Savvy]

Is this person in politics?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is this person in sports?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is this person in entertainment?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

New.

[Jake]

Not that easy, huh? Keep going.

[Savvy]

Is this person in business?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is it Jeff Bezos?

[Jake]

No. He's taken my strategy. Just say names. You might get it.

[Savvy]

Is the person in tech?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is it Mark Zuckerberg?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

I mean, now we're down to, like, saying names. Is it. Does this person run a space company?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Okay, so not Elon. Does this person live in California still?

[Jake]

Yes. Yes. Yes. I totally knew that.

[Savvy]

Is this person in AI?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

In AI. Is it Jensen Huang?

[Jake]

No. I think I'm winning. I think I'm winning.

[Savvy]

Is it Sam Altman?

[Jake]

Yes, it's Sam Altman. I am.

[Savvy]

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[Jake]

I saw Donna.

[Savvy]

You should. You should definitely win this one. You should easily win this one.

[Jake]

Easily.

[Savvy]

Easily.

[Jake]

Okay, there you go. Male or female?

[Savvy]

Male.

[Jake]

And in no entertainment. That includes acting, singing, everything.

[Savvy]

Correct.

[Jake]

And politician. Politician.

[Savvy]

Some would say no. The president would say yes.

[Jake]

Do I like him?

[Savvy]

Uh, you have some very mixed feelings. Very, very mixed feelings. There are some highs and some lows here.

[Jake]

Mixed feelings. Okay, okay, okay. Is he old?

[Savvy]

Yeah, he's pretty old.

[Jake]

Is he American?

[Savvy]

No. Oh, well, yes.

[Jake]

Is it the pope?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Damn. See, Jesus helped me. Jesus came down from above and said, oh, I mean, to get this one

[Savvy]

right, you're a Catholic and they gave you the pope. That's it.

[Jake]

Let's start the video with that one.

[Savvy]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jake]

In the bat once.

[Savvy]

Is it a woman?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is it a person we know, like, personally? No.

[Jake]

But yes, we know who they are.

[Savvy]

Is it a person in politics?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is she in entertainment?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is she a singer?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is she over 50?

[Jake]

No. She's under.

[Savvy]

Has she been in a Marvel movie?

[Jake]

No. No, she hasn't been in a Marvel movie.

[Savvy]

Is she in an HBO show?

[Jake]

She's not an HBO show. Hmm.

[Savvy]

Has she won an Oscar?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is she comedic?

[Jake]

No. I don't find her.

[Savvy]

Is she white?

[Jake]

Yeah, she's white. I may be white, but my rhymes is tight.

[Savvy]

Jamie Kennedy just continuing to get shout outs on every video we possibly can. Is she incredibly annoying to me personally?

[Jake]

Yes, for sure.

[Savvy]

But she also declared that she is a queer man. Now, this is confusing. Okay, Actress. Incredibly annoying to me personally. That didn't help a lot because most

[Jake]

of the actresses are. Yeah, she's pretty annoying.

[Savvy]

Pretty annoying. Okay. And probably. So I assume this person. Okay, this person has appeared on our show. No, I've covered her. Has this person ever been in a Christopher Nolan movie?

[Jake]

Why, yes. Yes, she has.

[Savvy]

And is it controversial that she is a she?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Yeah. Where has Ellen Page gone? This person no longer exists.

[Jake]

We're never gonna find her. In fact, she's disappeared so much that

[Savvy]

you guys couldn't figure it out. I couldn't remember because Ellen Page has been gone for years. Whatever happened to her?

[Jake]

Male or female?

[Savvy]

Male.

[Jake]

Okay. Entertainment.

[Savvy]

Quasi.

[Jake]

Sports.

[Savvy]

Quasi. Not sports. More in the entertainment sphere.

[Jake]

Okay, so is it like the influencer sphere or is it like. Okay, like or not.

[Savvy]

You're starting off hot here. Do not like. Do not like.

[Jake]

It's not Alex Cooper.

[Savvy]

Well.

[Jake]

Oh, no. It's a male.

[Savvy]

Yeah. Do not.

[Jake]

You never know.

[Savvy]

You're in the do not like.

[Jake]

I'm in the do not like male category, son. Piker.

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Is it in that realm? Is it like, I love terrorists?

[Savvy]

Yeah. I mean. Well, I mean, it's not in the I love terrorist realm, per se, but it's. But it's in the realm of male influencers that you do not like.

[Jake]

It's not a politician. It's an influencer. You said I'm starting off hot. So it's a guy, and it's gonna be. Does he have black hair?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Is he tall?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Is he funny?

[Savvy]

I mean, does he care? To me, sometimes there's a solid case to be made, but he does not. Not gay, according to him. Not gay. But does some of the gayest stuff you've ever imagined people doing.

[Jake]

Whoa. Is he married?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

So how gay are we talking?

[Savvy]

Gay. I mean, the stuff that he does. Pretty gay. Like, on a scale of 1 to 10. 10 being, like, sex with dudes. Like an 8.

[Jake]

So he's kissed a dude publicly?

[Savvy]

No. I don't know. That's like a nine.

[Jake]

Oh, he lives in Miami.

[Savvy]

Does he live in Miami? Okay, he lives in Miami.

[Jake]

He lives in Miami. He lives in Miami. Am I really supposed to know this person? Like, it's gonna.

[Savvy]

Yeah. The minute you know this person.

[Jake]

Is he bald?

[Savvy]

No. Damn.

[Jake]

I thought it was Pitbull.

[Savvy]

Dolly.

[Jake]

Like, does he sell things?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

His soul maybe?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Does he sell products? No. You said no. Does he talk. What does he talk about? Does he talk about, like, women?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Cavicular?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Dam. Way to go.

[Savvy]

That took longer than it should have, though.

[Jake]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Savvy]

There's no way.

[Jake]

But I get it.

[Savvy]

No way. You get this.

[Jake]

The confidence.

[Savvy]

You're not even. Oh, my God. Well, we will be here for the next two years.

[Jake]

Oh, my gosh.

[Savvy]

There is no way you're getting this this is not even. This is not even remotely within your purview. My goodness.

[Jake]

Okay, now I want to get it in the snuck.

[Savvy]

And I don't care how much you want to get it, you're not getting it. This is not even like remotely close to. This is. This is not. This is not. This is not within the solar system of things that savvy is going to get. I'm going to go first because otherwise we are never finishing this.

[Jake]

Oh, my Lord.

[Savvy]

I'm gonna go first.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Savvy]

Is it a man?

[Jake]

Nope.

[Savvy]

Is she in politics?

[Jake]

Nope.

[Savvy]

Is she in entertainment?

[Jake]

Nope.

[Savvy]

Is she on tv?

[Jake]

I mean, like, sure.

[Savvy]

Is she an influencer?

[Jake]

Not really. Not by no profession.

[Savvy]

Does she have a business?

[Jake]

No. Does she have a business? I don't think so.

[Savvy]

Is she famous for the person she is in a relationship with?

[Jake]

Yes.

[Savvy]

Is it Hilaria Baldwin?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Hilaria. You give me the accent. Hilaria.

[Jake]

I watched her Dancing with the Stars. Gold.

[Savvy]

Is she in a relationship with an athlete?

[Jake]

No.

[Savvy]

Is she in a relationship with a politician? No. Is she in a relationship with a business person?

[Jake]

Yes. How do you get through?

[Savvy]

So every time. Is she Jeff Bezos wife?

[Jake]

Yes. What's her name?

[Savvy]

I don't remember her name. That's irrelevant. Why is she relevant to my life? She literally. She's famous for being Jeff Bezos next door neighbor who he decided to knock boots with and then marry. Okay, so now we will be here for the rest of time. Okay, here we go. We gotta cat me up for this one. This is like a filibuster now.

[Jake]

All right, all right, here we go.

[Savvy]

Okay.

[Jake]

Male or female?

[Savvy]

Male.

[Jake]

Not politics?

[Savvy]

Yes. Politics?

[Jake]

Yes. Politics. American politics?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

A president?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Senate. Like actual politician or like governor?

[Savvy]

Not an elected politician.

[Jake]

Okay. But in politics. So is he like a talking head?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Do you do an impression of him?

[Savvy]

No. Whenever we talk about the pudding and the sugary treats, that was really going

[Jake]

to narrow it down. That was, you know. Is you black?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

White?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

Republican? In the middle?

[Savvy]

I'll give you a big clue. Once was, no longer is not in my purview.

[Jake]

We'll see about that. Okay, now he's Democrat. Is it msnbc?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Cnn?

[Savvy]

No.

[Jake]

Any of the big networks?

[Savvy]

No. No.

[Jake]

So like social media?

[Savvy]

Yes.

[Jake]

You don't like him?

[Savvy]

Correct.

[Jake]

Is he funny?

[Savvy]

Not in the way that he would. Not intentionally.

[Jake]

We're gonna switch it out. No. Faith. What does the name start with? Give me the letter.

[Savvy]

That's a yes or no question. What's his name? Just tell me his name.

[Jake]

He's single?

[Savvy]

I think so. I don't know the answer to that.

[Jake]

A faithful man?

[Savvy]

I don't know the answer to that.

[Jake]

Does he believe in Jesus?

[Savvy]

He says he does, but I would have to leave it to others to discern whether that is.

[Jake]

Is he old?

[Savvy]

He's middle aged.

[Jake]

Middle aged. What is up with all these social media people? Switch it out.

[Savvy]

It was Buckley Carlson, you guys. That's why I looked at him. I was like, there's no way. You're not getting Buckley Carlson.

[Jake]

I would never get that.

[Savvy]

No way.

[Jake]

Is that his brother?

[Savvy]

That is his brother.

[Jake]

The one that he just did the podcast with?

[Savvy]

Yeah, multiple podcasts with. He's like Bizarro World Tucker. Well, guys, I hope that that was less painful for you than it was for Savvy. I know we're all now older than we were at the beginning of this video.

[Jake]

Can you try that again with Lauren Sanchez? Off your head. Let's both just throw it off.

[Savvy]

Okay. Yeah. Well, you guys hate this game. Well, what I like about how you folded this was that you folded her cleavage out of the picture, which is good. I appreciate that our ratings are higher if you show this side of the picture, but they're lower if you show that. Anyway.

[Jake]

Is you black?

[Savvy]

No.