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Somebody's about to get killed. Jerry. Jerry, Come on. Jerry. Jerry. Okay, fine, whatever. I'll let it slide this time. The Cardboard Ayatollah is probably my favorite story of 2026, without question. Will we get to it today? I'm not sure. Today is Thursday, March 12, 2026. And we are back, baby. We've decided here in the studio, me, Killer Klein and Alx, that we are going to start with a moment of levity this morning. We're going to start by laughing. Maybe we should just bring up some of the cardboard Ayatollah memes. Maybe that's what we should do because we have memes for you this morning. We have a dark news cycle. I went on Jesse Waters show last night and I was like, telling a couple of jokes and everyone's screaming at me online afterwards this morning, like, how could you? How could you? Because I'm an American, because I'm a father and because I'm a Christian and because, like, God's in control and because, like, shut up. Like, you don't have to be miserable. Being miserable is a choice. And so we're going to roll with it. We're going to be plan trusters. Like, just call it what it is. Like, I'm fine with it. I'm a three time Trump voter and I have to be a plant truster. And we have to fight where we feel like we can fight. And we have to defeat what we believe is our true enemy. And I don't want the left to come back into power. And so that's what we're gonna fight. Went on Jeffy Waters last night. I was just telling a couple jokes. Everyone's lost their minds. Everyone's lost their minds. Have a little fun. Laugh again. Okay, now look, Klein's loading up the memes. This is awesome. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, is Iran planning a drone attack on America or is it just gonna be a massive false flag? We'll see. We heard about it yesterday. Donald Trump was just asked about it and he says they're monitoring it. Could Iran have already attacked America with a drone attack? Very interesting. If you know your news, then you know that this may have already happened. In fact, very curious Save America act. Sabotage continues in the Senate, but we have some really exciting updates from our friends inside of the Senate and they'll tell us how President Trump could actually get the SAFE act passed personally in the Senate. Very interesting. With some executive privilege, you know, Donald Trump has the right to Go address the Senate whenever he wants. Isn't that fascinating, ladies and gentlemen, Could Donald Trump be the one to actually get this passed after all? Very interesting times. Talking with Tim Burchett on the show today, so he'll be able to answer some of these questions. I'm sure Cali means as well to talk Maha and major accomplishments for America's health. Remember, whatever Trump is for, libs will be against. So Trump's for making America healthy again. Libs will immediately want to look like Chris Christie in a speedo at Country Buffet. It's not going to be pretty. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have a great show. My name is Benny Johnson, and this is the Benny Show. Blackout coffee fills my cup. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Every single morning. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee. Everyone's addicted to nicotine. I'm still on caffeine. Does that make me a boomer?
