Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 1 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 1: Monday, December 1 [Vault]

A Pionaire Podcasting Production | December 1, 2025

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Episode Overview

The Bert Show crew launches their Monday morning with a mix of prank calls, relationship drama, candid discussion, and a laid-back celebrity interview. True to their “real and funny” promise, they blend humor, raw emotion, and off-the-cuff banter, drawing listeners into everything from laugh-out-loud scams to heartfelt listener confessions. A highlight this episode is a revealing, surprisingly down-to-earth interview with Kevin Federline (K-Fed), who discusses tabloid pressures and his journey in music.

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Key Segments, Discussions, and Insights

1. Hooters Prank Call: The Classic Phone Scam

[01:14–05:41]

• The show opens with a notorious Bert Show phone scam: "Jeremy" from Hooters calls a dad to inform him his 16-year-old daughter, Amanda, supposedly applied for a job there.
  • The prank takes a wild turn when “Jeremy” asks highly inappropriate personal questions (e.g., her bra size), escalating the father’s outrage.
  • The dad pushes back, adamant his daughter would never apply ("My daughter is not working for Hooters...That is bull. She would never come in there and apply for a job. She would never work at Hooters." – Amanda's Father, [02:33]).
  • The bit closes with the classic reveal: it's the Burt Show, and Amanda’s mom set up her husband.

Memorable moment:

"Well, you know what you do. You take that paper, you wad it up in a nice ball and shove it up your ass. Because my daughter is not working for Hooters."
— Amanda's Father ([02:49])

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2. Listener Relationship Drama: Roses and Betrayal

[05:41–11:14]

• Listener Becca suspects her long-distance husband, Charles, of cheating with ex-coworker Anne Marie.
• The show initiates a “War of the Roses” sting: a fake florist calls Charles, offering free roses.
• Charles unhesitatingly sends them to Anne Marie, confirming Becca’s suspicions live on air.
• The confrontation quickly turns heated, with accusations, raw feelings, and legal threats flying.

Key Quotes:

"You are doing that whore while I’m up here working my ass off for our marriage. Oh, you are a bastard."
— Becca ([08:40])

"Now you need to get it together."
— Charles ([10:18])

• The segment exemplifies the show’s unfiltered approach to real-life drama and public confessions.

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3. In-Studio Guest Interview: Kevin Federline (K-Fed)

[12:24–34:53]

a) Introduction & Media Persona

• Hosts greet K-Fed, riff on his nicknames ("K-Fed", "Pancake Man"), and thank him for coming on live, unedited.
• K-Fed shares ambivalence about media coverage:

  “The media K-Fed? I’d say it sucks. But…the better half of that is I’m married to a wonderful person…at the end of the day, I’m happy because I’m in love.”
  — Kevin Federline ([13:42])

b) Tabloid Rumors & Public Perception

• K-Fed claims most tabloid stories are fabricated:

  “I’d say 85 to 90% of everything they talk about is BS.”
  — Kevin Federline ([17:32])

• Media’s perpetual controversy:

  “They build up and build up…they’re kind of like using Psychology Boy or something.” ([17:47])

c) Music and Career Ambitions

• Discusses his forthcoming album “Playing with Fire,” focus on producing “only hits.”
• Shares his L.A. dance background (worked with Destiny’s Child, Michael Jackson, Pink), emphasizing the tough climb from street dancing in Fresno to the industry.

d) Paparazzi & Family Life

• Talks about relentless paparazzi, especially post-baby:

  “Everything is fine and dandy when you’re messing with me and my wife, but whenever you start playing around with my kid, I don’t like it.”
  — Kevin Federline ([22:15])

• Explains attempts at privacy and disguises:

  “I don’t think there’s no way of me putting a disguise on, but [Britney], she could.”
  ([28:58])

e) Advice, Love, and Romance

• Bert Show staffer Phil asks for advice on confidence with women; K-Fed credits his dancing and attitude:

  “You just snap. You just walk in and snap.”
  — Kevin Federline ([32:16])

• On most romantic thing done for Britney:

  "One night I got this hotel room...they created this huge heart in the middle of the bed that was about 2 feet high. She loved it; she was crying..."
  — Kevin Federline ([34:37])

f) Additional Insights

• K-Fed fields listener questions about Eminem comparisons, the realities of daily life as a tabloid target, partying in Vegas, producers in Atlanta, and insists he’s “a romantic.”
• The interview is marked by good-natured humor, self-deprecating jokes, and genuine candor.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the absurdity of media rumors:

  “All of it? …Everything is all fiction.”
  — Kevin Federline ([19:24])

• On his relationship:

  “I go through all the BS so I could be with her…at the end of the day, I’m happy because I’m in love.”
  — Kevin Federline ([13:42])

• Host’s jab during romantic story:

  “No, you’re not, man. Don’t you read the magazines? You’re a punk, man. There’s nothing good about you.”
  — Radio Host ([34:43])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:14] – Hooters Prank Call
• [05:41] – Becca’s “War of the Roses” and confrontation
• [12:24] – Kevin Federline in-studio interview begins
  • [13:42] – On life as “K-Fed” in the media
  • [17:32] – Tabloid truth vs. fiction
  • [22:15] – Paparazzi and family privacy
  • [28:58] – Disguises and attempts at normalcy
  • [32:16] – Advice for single guys
  • [34:37] – Most romantic thing for Britney

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Tone and Style

Unfiltered, irreverent, and heartfelt, the episode veers from playful mockery to raw earnestness. The Bert Show crew’s conversational style, combined with their willingness to tackle personal drama and let guests speak openly, gives listeners a feeling of being “in on the joke” while also privy to candid moments.

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Summary

This episode of The Bert Show delivers on its promise: equal parts hilarious prank, therapeutic listener drama, unvarnished celebrity interview, and the kind of camaraderie that makes morning radio feel like home. Whether it’s a dad losing his cool over a Hooters “job offer,” a live marital implosion, or Kevin Federline’s refreshingly grounded take on the circus of fame, listeners get entertainment that’s both real and relatable.

For listeners: If you want to start your day with laughter, an eyebrow-raising phone call, some cathartic “he said/she said”, and a peek behind the tabloid curtain, this is classic morning radio at its best.

Transcript

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

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[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

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[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

The Birch Show.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Hello, I'm looking to speak with Amanda, please. Is she in?

[Amanda's Father]

No, she's not. She's at the orthodontist. Can I take a message?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Is this her father I'm speaking with?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Yes, it is.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Okay, great. You might be able to help me. My name is Jeremy. She came in earlier this week and she applied for a job with us.

[Becca]

Okay.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

And we actually misplaced some of her paperwork and I could fill out most of it, but I need to get some additional information. What is her birth date?

[Amanda's Father]

April 5, 1985.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

And that makes her 16.

[Amanda's Father]

She's 16?

[Becca]

Yeah.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

So she's got a driver's license and use of a car, right? That's what she said, yeah. Okay, terrific. Do you know her bra size?

[Becca]

Excuse me?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Do you know what size bra or bathing suit top she wears?

[Amanda's Father]

What does that have to do with anything? What is your name?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

My name is Jeremy. She starts. Did she tell you that she.

[Becca]

No.

[Amanda's Father]

Listen, Jeremy, where are you calling from?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Did she tell you that she got the job or.

[Amanda's Father]

She told me she was applying for several jobs. I want to know what kind of job she's applying for. What kind of a job would you need to know her bra size for?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

She starts on Friday. This is Hooters.

[Amanda's Father]

My daughter is not working for Hooters. She did not come in there and apply for a job. She would never do that.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Well, she most certainly did.

[Amanda's Father]

Look, that is bull. She would never come in there and apply for a job. She would never work at Hooters.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

She was in here. She came in last week and then she came in again on Monday and she filled out the paperwork. I just needed to get her birthday because we have to, you know, submit it.

[Amanda's Father]

Well, you know what you do. You take that paper, you wad it up in a nice ball and shove it up your ass. Because my daughter is not working for Hooters.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Listen, sir, don't get angry at us. She came in, she wants the job. You've got an issue with her, not me.

[Amanda's Father]

Well, I understand that, but you know, you're calling me at my home, you're asking my 16 year old daughter's bra size.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

We need to get her.

[Amanda's Father]

That is ridiculous.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Sir, listen, she starts on Friday.

[Amanda's Father]

She doesn't start on Friday. Jeremy, she is not working for Hooters.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

We need to get her in a uniform.

[Amanda's Father]

Listen, I've been to Hooters. I've seen the uniforms. My daughter is not wearing one, okay? End of story. That's it.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

But she's got the job and she starts on Friday. She's working Friday, 4pm to 9pm she.

[Amanda's Father]

Is not working 4 to 9pm she.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Can make 75, 100 bucks an hour in tips.

[Amanda's Father]

Jeremy, I don't care what kind of.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Money on a Friday night with the guys, the after work crowd.

[Amanda's Father]

Yeah, yeah, I know what the after work crowd is all. Just forget it.

[Becca]

Okay?

[Amanda's Father]

I'm gonna hang up.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

No, I don't need you to hang up. I need you to help me resolve the situation. I've got an open shift now on Friday because you, for whatever reason, can't see the value of your daughter working at Hooters.

[Amanda's Father]

My daughter is 16 years old.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

It's a family restaurant. She's just gonna be a waitress.

[Amanda's Father]

What kind of family goes to Hooters?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Families go to Hooters.

[Amanda's Father]

That is such a bunch of.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Okay, you know what? That's uncalled for and it's not appreciated.

[Amanda's Father]

This phone call is uncalled.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What do you expect?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

I do Friday at 3 o'.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Clock.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

That's our busiest time.

[Amanda's Father]

You know what? That's your problem. I'm sure there are plenty of other girls that would look great in a nice tight T shirt at your stupid restaurant, but my daughter is not one of them. Okay, Is your. I really don't have time for this.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Is your wife available?

[Amanda's Father]

What?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Is your wife available Friday at 3?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Hello?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Hi, is this Amanda's dad?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yes.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Hi, sir.

[Amanda's Father]

Yeah, is this Jeremy again?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

No, actually this is Jeff and I'm calling from the Burt show at Q100 radio. Yeah, and you've been the victim of a phone scam.

[Amanda's Father]

Oh, you're kidding.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

By your wife.

[Amanda's Father]

Oh, my God.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Who said? You're very upset at your little girl growing up.

[Amanda's Father]

Oh, boy. You kind of had me There, didn't you?

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Yeah, I think I did. You don't like the idea of your little girl in the Hooters uniform, do you?

[Amanda's Father]

There. No, I don't.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

The Birch Show.

[Radio Host]

Becca.

[Becca]

Yeah, this is Becca.

[Radio Host]

Hey, Becca.

[Becca]

Hey.

[Radio Host]

Burt at Q100.

[Becca]

Hey. Hey. How are you?

[Radio Host]

I'm doing fine. How are you?

[Becca]

Well, you know, I'm okay.

[Radio Host]

Yeah? You a little curious about what's going on with your husband?

[Becca]

Uh huh.

[Radio Host]

All right, tell us all about it.

[Becca]

Well, where to begin? I just moved here three weeks ago from Orlando, where my husband and I have lived. We met and we worked together for a while and got married. And he's still there because I got this amazing job up here, and he, you know, he works in sales. He doesn't make as much money as I do, especially now, but he was doing really well, and we decided that it would make sense for him to stay there. But at this company where we both used to work together, I mean, even before. Even before we were married, there was this girl, Anne Marie, who was always flirting with him and trying, you know, just being a.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

And we prefer the word hoochie.

[Becca]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Radio Host]

A little.

[Becca]

Yeah. Hobag. Yeah. So. But, you know, we got married, we have great relationships. So I thought. Or think. And now I'm up here, he's down there. We're not sure exactly when he'll be joining me, but we have mutual friends, obviously, who have seen him around town with Anne Marie. I smell something. When we decided that I should come up here on my own, he didn't seem to really have any problems with that at all. No regrets.

[Radio Host]

You're kind of hoping he was going to fight that a little bit, huh?

[Becca]

Yeah.

[Radio Host]

Yeah.

[Becca]

I smell something really rotten, and I just need to know for sure. I mean, I already called my lawyer.

[Radio Host]

Oh, geez.

[Becca]

You know? But I want to know for sure.

[Radio Host]

All right, well, we'll call him and we'll find out what's going on. What's his name?

[Becca]

His name's Charles.

[Radio Host]

Charles. Okay, here's what we're going to do. Lindsay, as you know, will call up. She'll be a florist pretending to give him a dozen roses. You'll be on the line listening to who he's going to turn around and send these roses to. And we're hoping it's not Anne Marie, but if that happens, let him tell Lindsay exactly what he wants to write on the card also before you start getting off on him. Okay?

[Becca]

Okay.

[Radio Host]

All right, Becca, hold on one second while we call him.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

And his name Is Charles.

[Amanda's Father]

Hello, this is Charles.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Charles, hi. This is Lindsay from oh, so Fine Florists. How are you?

[Amanda's Father]

I'm sorry, from where?

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Oh, so Fine Florists. We're a new flower shop in the area.

[Amanda's Father]

Okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

How are you?

[Amanda's Father]

I'm okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Great. Well, like I said, we're a brand new flower shop in the area, and your name came up in our database and is part of the promotional offer. We're sending people free flowers. A dozen roses, and you can send them to whomever you like. Are you interested in sending someone free flowers?

[Amanda's Father]

Okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

And I need to fill out a card first.

[Radio Host]

Okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Okay. Who would you like to send the roses to?

[Amanda's Father]

Why don't we send them to Annemarie?

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Okay. Annemarie. I'm just writing this down. And what would you like the card to say?

[Becca]

Um.

[Amanda's Father]

Thinking of you, Charles.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Thinking of you, Charles.

[Becca]

Mm.

[Radio Host]

Okay.

[Becca]

You know, Charles, you're a. I can't believe this. Oh, my God, that whore. You are doing that whore while I'm up here working my ass off for our marriage. Oh, you are a bastard.

[Radio Host]

Hey, Charles. That's your wife. That's Becca.

[Becca]

Yes, it is. Becca. Remember me?

[Radio Host]

We're calling from Q100 here in Atlanta, and Becca had a suspicion that you might be messing around a little bit.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

I found it.

[Becca]

It looks like.

[Radio Host]

And she had us place this call to see who you turn around and send the roses to. And you send them to Ann Marie and not back to your wife.

[Becca]

Long stemmed red roses.

[Amanda's Father]

Wait, what is this?

[Becca]

You are an.

[Amanda's Father]

And you did this. And this is on here.

[Radio Host]

This is on the air.

[Amanda's Father]

And Becca. This is all Becca.

[Radio Host]

This is Becca.

[Becca]

No, I don't think it's all Becca. I think it's all Charles. You know what? And you know what's really funny, Charles? You know what's really, really, really funny? Remember that prenuptial that I was so hesitant to sign?

[Amanda's Father]

You are out of your.

[Becca]

It's right. Oh, my God.

[Amanda's Father]

You're out of your mind. You are so out of your mind.

[Becca]

You're 80 years, right?

[Amanda's Father]

You're paranoid.

[Becca]

I'm paranoid because something that doesn't long Samurai.

[Radio Host]

Chuck. Whoa, whoa. Do you just want to explain to Becca calmly what's going on with Anne Marie?

[Amanda's Father]

There is nothing going on with that woman. There is nothing going on with her. It's in your head.

[Becca]

It is in your head.

[Radio Host]

Okay, well, why would you turn around and send. You know, when you get the roses, why would you send them to Anne Marie and not, you know, immediately send them to you?

[Amanda's Father]

I want to talk to you, number one. Becca, we are friends. It is an act of friendship. There's nothing going on with us, okay? Nothing. Now you need to get it together.

[Becca]

Oh, this is just. This is classic. This is classic. You're cheating and it's my fault. And I have a problem.

[Amanda's Father]

I am not cheating on you, Charles.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Why would you. If you're not cheating, then why would you send the.

[Amanda's Father]

I'm talking to you, okay? It's none of your business. And you know something, Becca? I've had it up to here with all your suspicious bull, all right? You're paranoid.

[Becca]

You're sick in the. Oh, I'm sick in the head? Well, you're the one who's gonna get. Because that same prenuptial that was supposed to protect you, well, it protects me too. You're not gonna see one red cent of all the hundreds of thousands of dollars that I make to pay for our house. Orlando and in Atlanta and Korea tomorrow, right?

[Amanda's Father]

That's a big surprise.

[Becca]

There ya.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

The Birch show. Did I talk too much?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Can't I just let it go?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Wish I would stop thinking so much.

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[Ryan Reynolds]

Hey, Ryan Reynolds here for Mint Mobile. One of the perks about having four kids that you know about is actually getting a direct line to the big man up north. And this year he wants you to know the best gift that you can give someone is the gift of Mint Mobile's unlimited wireless for $15 a month. Now you don't even need to wrap it. Give it a [e-mail] Switch upfront payment.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

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[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What's up, Kay Fed?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

What's happening?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What do we call you? Kay Fed? Pancake Man. Daddy, Papa's out.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

All the love, man. It's all right. It doesn't matter to me.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What do you prefer?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Kevin is fine.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Thanks. Thanks for coming in, man. We appreciate it.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I appreciate it.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Can you tell us. Tell us what Pancake man means because.

[Radio Host]

Yeah, we've been wondering about that all week because we heard the promo for Vision. We're like, we're like, not cool at all. We're like way too white in here. We're like, I don't know what that means.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Pancake man is like, I'm serving up these hotcakes, man, with butter and syrup on top, right out your local Waffle house. I'm looking at my CDs like hotcakes right now and they're burning up.

[Radio Host]

Gotcha.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Thanks for coming in, man. Cause we know that you get a rough ride from the media and we appreciate you trusting us.

[Radio Host]

Oh, yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And like I said before you came in, this whole thing is. This whole thing is live and this whole thing is unedited and just, you know, we're looking forward to you being real with us and, and getting to know Kevin Federline. Because everything we know about you comes filtered. So we're not going to get that.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Exactly. False and filtered.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So question number one for, for Kevin Federline. Is it awesome being K fed or does it suck most days when you wake up, you love it or you hate it?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Well, the media K fed. I'd say it sucks. But, you know, the better half of that is I'm married to a wonderful person and you know, I go through all the BS so I could be with her. I mean, that's basically how I look at it. At the end of the day, I'm happy because I'm in love, so.

[Radio Host]

Well, we hear obviously all the tabloid stories and the media headlines and stuff, just like you do. Do you try to stay away from it, stay away from reading it? Or do you read it so you know what to be prepared for?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Nah, I don't even pick it up. I couldn't tell you what's in your local magazine or anything like that. I don't read it anymore.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Well, we see it and they are obsessed with you, dude.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

That's crazy, right?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

You have done something to them and they are on you. And I can't imagine waking up every day and having to deal with that, dude.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And it's to the point where obviously, you know, you're doing your whole music thing now and you've got. Is it April 25th or 24th? End of it?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, we're probably going to push that back to mid summer maybe.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Is it still called off the record?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What's the name of it? Are you not saying now?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Are you allowed to say Playing with Fire is the name of it?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Okay, so it's to the point. Like you just. Would you, you would have been doing music regardless of your relationship and your marriage and all that, right?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Like, that was always a dream of yours.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

I can't ask you, like, if you regret because, I mean, all this stuff started when you got married to Britney, but you were under a magnifying glass. And I made the joke this morning, like, some of the stuff that gets played on the radio is not good, but for whatever reason, they have singled you out.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, man.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Why is that?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I have no idea. Public interest, I guess.

[Radio Host]

Well, I think there's a lot of public interest, obviously, around your relationship, because Britney's like the biggest pop star ever. All time. I mean, seriously. And everybody's such huge fans of hers and has followed her career since, you know, she was a little kid. But I think there was a lot of controversy because your relationship before Britney, and there's all this controversy about you leaving that relationship to be with her. Is there anything you can say about that or want to talk about that to clear it up?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Well, I mean, from the beginning, you know, that that relationship before was. Was over way, way before that. So, I mean, by them creating this thing out of that, that's how it did happen, I think. Because, I mean, if they would have looked at it like, oh, okay, he really wasn't with this person when he got with her and this and that. I mean, that's how it was. Me and Char have been split up for a long time, so. But that's not how the media portrayed it. They portrayed it like, oh, he left her and left his kids and all that. And it's not even like that. So, I mean, if everybody knew that from the beginning, I think the perception would have been going.

[Radio Host]

The controversy would have been completely different.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I mean, some of it, you know, they're gonna build controversy anyways. That's the only way they know how to sell their magazine. Nobody wants to hear about, oh, well, he took his kids and his wife to the park today and took him to Sea World. And, you know, they don't care about that.

[Radio Host]

Right. It's gotta be about the controversy. But for somebody like you or even like Brittany, there's some benefit to that too, because people are talking about you. So. So how much can you. How much can you really hate the controversy because you're top of mind with everybo.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, there you go.

[Radio Host]

I'm not selling records.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'm not completely mad at you.

[Radio Host]

Exactly.

I'm not.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

It's not a. It's like a love hate thing over here. You know, it's it's, it's a fifty. Fifty. You, you, you gotta take the bad and, and go with the good at the same time.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Let's talk like, you know, we do entertainment news and everything. It all happens on this. When you hear even stuff about other people, not even you. If we're listening at it, we're listening to it as consumers, not in Los Angeles. Percentage wise, how much of it is complete BS?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'd say 85 to 90% of everything they talk about is BS.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So they find 10% of honesty in whatever it is. And then they're going to take that and they're going to make that into whatever is going to sell them the magazines and stuff.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Pretty much. And then sometimes, you know, they get, they get things to where like how Nick and Jessica, they talk about them breaking up for like a year until they do. Until they do. Exactly so. And then it makes them look right.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How many. Go ahead, finish your shot.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

So, I mean, like, they, they build up and build up and build up this thing. I think they're kind of like using Psychology Boy or something.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How many records or albums do you think? Records? Geez, what am I, 50.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Hotcakes?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How many. How many hotcakes do you have to sell? Is there any ever gonna be a point where you are just. You're k fed the musical artist? Will that happen?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, it's gonna, it's gonna have to.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And will. And will they shut up then?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

No, we're gonna keep them talking.

[Radio Host]

Do you like or hate the Mr. Britney Spears title?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

It doesn't matter to me.

[Radio Host]

It doesn't. It doesn't bother you at all?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

That's hard. It's hard to get to me, you know, like, they try every week and that doesn't.

[Radio Host]

So, so tell me this, because, I mean, I. We're loving having you in studio. I don't want to make you uncomfortable at all. And I know that you say you don't read these things, but the listeners out there of the Bird show hear about these rumors about you guys every day. Can we go through some of them and do fact or fiction? Is there. You don't want to do that. There's no way. So that would be. That would end the interview. Because I don't want to end the interview.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

But I'll tell you right now, I.

[Radio Host]

Feel an obligation to the listeners to, to bring some stuff up to you because we have you in studio. So I don't want to step over the line. But I did want to ask about some of them.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Well, I'll Tell you right now, you don't even have to ask. It's all false.

[Radio Host]

All of it?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yep. Everything is all fiction.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Yeah, that's what I was talking about earlier. It's got a. I mean, it's a.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

What is it called?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

You know, like a catch 22 or whatever, where it's just a circle that never ends. And that is. That's why I was asking about the. About the music. Is that going to stop it? Is that gonna shut him up?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I think that the, you know, the more. The more music that people hear, the more they're gonna want to talk about my music, the more they're gonna want to hear my music because it's. From here on out, it's hits and that's it. I'm only. Only dropping hits. I'll make sure every song on the album is a hit.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Is it all. Is it done? Are you still in the studio?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'm still in the studio, brother.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And. And you said it with. The original Release date was April 25th.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

But we were pushing that back a few months. I'll probably drop a video on a single around April 25th.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Are you doing any production with Atlanta people?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'm about to meet everybody, so I'm excited, man. You know, I hear a lot of good things about everybody out here. It's all love out here. Nobody's really trying to hate on anybody in the music game. And, you know, I'm really interested. They got a lot of hits coming out of here right now.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So how does that go when you meet with, like, we talked to Dallas Austin, Jermaine Dupree, you know, some of the jazzy fae when those guys are here, like, how does a meeting go if you're a brand new artist? Like, you, like, how does that, like, will you bring samples of your work?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, definitely. I'll come in and play some stuff for them. And if they're feeling it and they want to work together, you know, it's all a vibe thing. It's like, I'm not going to go and work with somebody where I feel tension between us or it's not. Not at all. It has to be all love. You know, you feel the warmth in the room when you come in. That's how you create a good record, man.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Is there. Is there pressure?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Like, when you go in, do you feel nervous? Like a guy going to a job interview and like, you got somebody like Jermaine Dupree who's listening to your stuff?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Some. Sometimes. You know, I was getting at first when I started meeting With. With a couple labels and stuff like that, and I was a little bit nervous, but now, you know, it's kind of this. It's clockwork.

[Radio Host]

So what producers are you working with right now?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Just people that I've been finding, people that are unheard of, that have a lot of fire on their hands, man. Kids that are, like, 20, 21 years old, the fresh ones from the West Coast. And, I mean, I haven't really done too much with anybody big yet. That's why the album's not done. I want to throw a couple of those on there.

[Radio Host]

Gotcha. Very cool.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Hanging out live in studio with Kevin Federline.

[Radio Host]

What's the most scary paparazzi situation you've ever been in?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oof. I think probably after we had the baby. Oh, it was. It was pretty crazy.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

That's gonna freak you out as a father to know that that's gone.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

That's what I don't like about it. Everything is fine and dandy when. When you're messing with me and my wife, but whenever you start playing around with my kid, I don't like it.

[Radio Host]

Right.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Hey, let me try. I'm looking for Kelly. Hold on.

[Becca]

Hey, Kelly, this is Allison.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Oh, hold on. Allison, Kelly. I don't know why Kelly's not lighting up here on my board. She wants to know what makes you different than Eminem, who is probably the only other white rapper that she knows.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

You know, I don't know him too much. Personally.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

I think she's talking like.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Like, on the music side of it, my delivery is completely different than Eminem. I'm sure that we've been through a lot of the same situations in life, but the way that I'm going to talk about it is. Is completely different. I guess I'll say.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

You're gonna. You're gonna lose me if every song is about your kid. Like, I get it. Eminem, you love Haley. I get it.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

I haven't.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I haven't done one of.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Of those you can do. Hey, I'm fine with.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, it'll happen.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Yeah, I'm good with one or two. But every single song, it's like, hey.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

This is what's up with Haley today.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Haley went to school. It's the Haley went to school rap like.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

But, I mean, you know, look, look, I. I have a lot of respect for him for that. You know, there's a lot of kids that don't have no father out there that. That want to quit everything that they're doing just to go be with their kid. I mean, that's to me, that's nobody. They have to respect him for that. You know, to come out here and, and sell all those records and be in that light and, and have that energy and that drive that's been feeding you for so long. And now just to stop and go home with your kid, that's. That's the best.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How do you make it? Because you grew up in Northern California.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And then give us kind of like your resume before you became cover boy. Like, tell us, like, was it Fresno?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, I was born and raised in Fresno. You know, I.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

When did you decide to get into entertainment?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I started dancing when I was young, like 13, in the streets, you know, break hip hop stuff. And then I quit for a while, got into a bunch of BS and started back up when I was 19. Moved to LA when I was 21. Was out in LA for about 6 years, just dancing for other artists.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What did your family say to you when you moved to la?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

You're not, dude, no, I think they were happy because the other direction wasn't a good one. So.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Okay.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Anything to get me out of where I was at and doing something positive and making money legally and all that stuff was, was, was a plus.

[Radio Host]

So who are the other artists that you worked for or danced for?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I've danced for everybody from Destiny's Child, Michael Jackson, us.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How does that, how does that work when you, like, do you get a phone call and like, when you're like, you go to. You got to. Obviously, I'm guessing it's a ton of networking at first.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

When I first went out there, it's a bunch of auditioning. You know, you're. You're in and out of auditions all the time. You're trying to pick up people's choreography, whoever the hot choreographers are, you know, you stick to that and you learn it. And, and then once, once people started seeing my talent and what I was doing, I mean, I was just getting jobs, just getting called right and left.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So, like, not even tour managers or whoever, like, tour designers will call you and be like every.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Like, for dancers and stuff out there, they have agents. Everybody out there, you know, there's like an agent for everything in Hollywood, man. So it's. It's all delivered through them. They'll call you and tell you, look, you booked this, you booked this. You got to show up for this audition, this interview here, there. I mean, and it's crazy.

[Radio Host]

When you're out on the road with those artists, do you have interaction with them or is it sort of dance the dance group is separate from the artists.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Well, yes. Some interaction. You married one of them. There's a little interaction there.

[Radio Host]

Well, we know that, Jeff.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Some people you have interaction. Like when I went on tour with Pink, that was the best time. That was probably my favorite tour that I've been on so far. Because all of us were family. We lived on the bus together and traveled around the world for about a year and a half and just, you know, really got to know each other and everybody clicked. It was. There was no. There was no fighting and hatred or anything like that on the bus. It was all love and it was fun. We had a good time with her. She's cool. People, man.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Who was. Who was the worst? Or is that not a good question to answer as you're trying to put an album out?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Not, you know, I don't, you know, I don't really have a worst, I think since, like, who is it?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Who is the toughest on you?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

My first tour, when I went out, I went out with lfo, okay. And they were opening up for Brittany at the time. Whenever I went out with them. This was like seven years ago, man. So it was just tough. Like, they. Those dudes are crazy, man. They're crazy. A lot of wild things happen with those guys.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

I gotta ask you a question. Not, it's. It's about your personal life, but it's not about tabloids or anything like that. Like, is your existence, like, normal? Like, can you, Brittany, go to a grocery store ever? Or like, what if you're craving a Big Mac?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Like, what do you do? We. We do it just like a normal person would. But I mean, just a lot goes with it, you know, it depends if. If there's 20, 30 paparazzi on you.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Especially waiting at the end of your driveway.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And they just wait for you to go to the store.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

30 cars outside there. If we were in LA right now, when we were in LA, just this last time, 40 people on her, probably. It's crazy.

[Radio Host]

Y' all should move to Atlanta, cuz it's not like that here.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

We only got Rick.

[Radio Host]

Make it your new home. I mean, nobody bothers Bobby and Whitney.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

They're cool.

[Radio Host]

They're hanging out in Alpharetta and look at Andy. No paparazzi. We don't let. We don't let them in.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Well, Rick's a paparazzi. He's just a hard fellow to hide.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

That and a bunch of salespeople.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So can you, like, you have any scope of a normal life? Like, how many times A week. If you're not, like, let's say you're not working and you're, you know, like, we know you were in Hawaii. How many times are you sitting in your suite or whatever, and you're like, God, I would love to go get a coffee or go for a walk with my wife and my kid down the beach, but I'm just not gonna.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Do it every day.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Every single day.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

At least once. You think about it every day. You, you know, there's. There's a time for it and a time not for it. I mean, but we get, you know, we get to do our. Sit here and say that it's, you know, it gets to us like that. Because it doesn't. We'll get out and we'll do what we have to do and, and that's it. That's. That's the price that we pay for doing what we're doing right now.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Do you have disguises?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I don't, I don't. I don't think there's no way of me putting a disguise on, but she, she could. She gets away with it.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

She's got wigs and stuff like that.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, yeah, it's pretty cool.

[Radio Host]

That's. I was wondering if you had a look alike. I think that would be awesome.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

We thought about it. Yeah. We need, we need to definitely try that out and see, because I know, like, Brad Pitt has a look alike. He does, yeah, he has a couple of them.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

We gotta, we gotta let Phil talk to you for a few minutes, because Phil is challenged, if you will. Yeah, I mean, look at him. He's not an ugly man. And you were talking with him. He's got a decent personality.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, Phil's cool, man.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

Well, here's, here's the thing, Kevin. Me and you really aren't that different if you look at it like this.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

If you're waiting for Kevin to walk out, it's gonna happen in about five minutes. Go ahead, Phil.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

So you're 28, I'm 27. Okay, now we both party in Vegas. Now, granted, you're partying at Pure at Caesars. I'm hanging out at the Golden Nugget. Downtown.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Vegas.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

Nonetheless, Vegas. We're still in the same town, so we're still there some way.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Bill's got a budding ra.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

I've got a yes. It's awesome. And the thing is, you've obviously, you've not done too bad when it comes to the ways of the women. I mean, damn, look at your wife. Congratulations. You know, and me on the Other hand, hold on. They've given me a dating book.

[Radio Host]

We're trying to help him out. It's the most simple way possible. Now, he has cards he can hand out.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

Obviously, I can't talk to him. And so they have. Literally, I've digressed to handing out note cards to him and to talk to him. So, Kevin, and one thing I like about you that I've already noticed is that you've got it. You kind of got this cocky cool about you that's very. That I admire, that I wish I could have, but probably too much caffeine in me right now to never be able to pull that off. So if you could give any advice for. I'm doing this for the listeners, not just me, but I will be writing this down. The advice, like, what did you do? What does it take to keep that cocky coolness that women seem to love so much that some of us obviously don't?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Well, I think replacing your calculator watch with his $40,000 piece of playing, that might help a little bit.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

It's.

[Radio Host]

No, that's not it. Because, you know, even guys with a lot of money don't score girls. I mean, it's an attitude, right?

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

What is your attitude? You walk into a room, like when you were the single guy about the town, and you walk into the room, what is going through your head when you know this? You're going to own that party?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I don't know. You know, I don't really even look at it like that. I go in somewhere like that and I'm looking like, okay, I'm gonna have a good time. Or if bad things start happening, then I'm like, all right, I'm outta here. You know, that's just a part of who I am. I think a lot of the women that I got is probably from my dancing and stuff. They like to see a guy after.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Show some.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Evans.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, show me some moves.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Show some dance moves.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Tomorrow. Hey, tomorrow we need to have a contest for Phil, too.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

Again. Vision, vip, Pure and Caesars, Gold Nugget, Wild Bills, tomorrow night.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

So there's.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

We're one in the same, but kind of different. So you would. If you give one sentence of advice. Lay it on me.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Hmm. Just snap. That's it, man. You just snap. You just walk in and snap.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Go out in the hallway right now. Fell. And snaps. Watch the saleswoman.

[Radio Host]

There you go.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Watch these.

[Radio Host]

Hold him.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Watch this.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Here we go.

[Radio Host]

Sorry, Phil.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

He's out.

[Radio Host]

It's not really working for you, I gotta tell you.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

I got it, dog.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'm on it. We're done.

[Radio Host]

We're here.

[Jeff (Radio Host)]

Right here, me and you, we're here.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Yeah.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Hey, appreciate it, Kevin. Thank you. Thank you for coming out of problem, man.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Thank you for having me.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And you know what? I gotta like. Yeah, try. I mean, I know it's tough. Don't hate the media though because we're all not trying to be like that.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh no, man, I don't hate him.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

And I hope if you hook something up with the say. Well, hold on. Well, hang on, we'll take a break and we'll come back. But say you come back to Atlanta and you hook up with one of these producers here. We would love to have you back in.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, definitely.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

How late your party at? When you party in Vegas for your birthday, how long does that go? Sun come up?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

No, no, no. For them maybe for all, for everybody else. For me I'm in bed by like three o'.

[Jeremy (Hooters Caller)]

Clock.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

3:30.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

All right, cool.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Maybe not out here though. We'll party till the sun comes up.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Hey, Lauren.

[Becca]

Hey, what's going on guys?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

What's up? Say hi to K Fed.

[Becca]

What's up?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

How you doing, baby?

[Becca]

How you liking Atlanta?

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I love it.

[Becca]

Good. I have a question. Obviously all we ever hear about you is bad stuff in the media and we don't know what's true and what's not. I just wanted to know the most romantic thing that you've ever done for Britney.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Oh, wow.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

It's a tough question even for a non celebrity guy to answer.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

No, I could tell you that One night I. I got this hotel room and I had these people go there and set it all up, you know, and I, I told him to load the room with roses and, and put candles inside the bathtub and all that stuff, right? Well, we get there and I look at what the people did for me. They put this, they, they must have cut up about four or five dozen roses at least. I'm talking every little petal was off of these roses. And they created this huge heart in the middle of the bed that was about 2ft high. That's how thick it was. I mean it was. She loved it. She, you know, she was crying and all that good stuff, so.

[Becca]

That's so sweet.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

I'm a romantic, I gotta say. I try to, I try my hardest to keep her happy.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

No, you're not, man. Don't you read the magazines? You're a punk, man. There's nothing, there's nothing good about you.

[Radio Host]

Right?

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

We hope to see you again. And good luck with all your meetings today and your interviews or whatever you call with all the.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

Thank you guys so much.

[Radio Host/Interviewer]

Cool. Thank you for coming in.

[Radio Host (The Birch Show)]

All right, the Bird Show.

[Radio Host]

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