Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 15 [Vault]

Summary

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Monday, December 15 [Vault]

Overview

This episode of The Bert Show spotlights the generational clash over pop culture—what music, TV shows, and concerts parents once forbade their kids from enjoying. The crew, joined by callers, share personal stories and reflect on why those "taboo" forms of entertainment were thought to be so shocking at the time. Later, the conversation pivots to nostalgia for old concert T-shirts and ends with a playful segment about the best and worst pickup lines. Throughout, the cast keeps the tone light-hearted, irreverent, and relatable.

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1. Forbidden Entertainment: What Parents Wouldn’t Allow

[00:33 – 13:17] Main Segment

Key Points & Insights

• Generational Shock: Hosts discuss how every generation has their version of forbidden music or TV—Britney Spears for today’s teens, Madonna for their parents, Elvis and the Beatles for grandparents.
• Notable "Banned" Content:
  • MTV: Many parents thought it was too inappropriate, even though current MTV is considered far more risqué. (Deanna & Amanda, [02:31–03:14])
  • Songs: Salt-N-Pepa’s "Push It," Samantha Fox’s "Naughty Girls Need Love Too," and Wang Chung’s "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" all make the list for being misunderstood or overtly sexual. (Amanda [03:22], Tia [04:08], Deanna [06:12])
  • Shows: Nickelodeon’s "You Can’t Do That on Television"—banned for green slime "looking like snot" and for using words like "shut up" and "fart." The Smurfs and The Cosby Show were also forbidden in some homes for wildly different reasons. (Deanna, [04:53], Guest Caller, [05:31], Amanda, [05:51], Lisa [07:52])
• Cultural Misunderstandings: Some bans stemmed from rumors (e.g., Kiss standing for "Knights in Satan’s Service") or misconceptions about lyrics and content.
• Reflections on Generational Shifts: The hosts contemplate how each generation overreacts to popular culture and how the cycle will likely continue, joking about what will offend them when they're older.

  "Every generation does this and we're going to get crotchety and old and conservative and I just wonder what is it going to take to offend us?" — Frank [12:37]
  "By the time we're 80, I'm convinced everybody's going to be walking around naked..." — Charles [13:00]

Memorable Quotes

• "My parents wouldn't let me watch MTV." — Deanna [02:31]
• "My mom would freak out whenever that 'Everybody Wang Chung' song came on..." — Deanna [06:12]
• "My mom would not let me watch Nickelodeon's 'You Can't Do That on Television' because the green slime looked like snot." — Deanna [04:53]
• "I was not allowed to watch the Smurfs because their magic made them demonized..." — Lisa [07:52]
• "I grew up in a rather racist family, and my parents did not want us watching a successful black couple [The Cosby Show]." — Guest Caller [05:31]

Listener Call-In Highlights

• Callers describe the tapes and shows they were forced to burn or sneak, including Def Leppard, Hardy Boys, and even cartoons.
• Frank and Amanda recall the shock value of "2 Live Crew" and Dire Straits, joking about how banning music only boosted its popularity.

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2. Nostalgia: Classic Concert T-Shirts

[15:57 – 20:56] Second Segment

Key Points & Insights

• Signature Tees: The cast and callers reminisce about prized concert T-shirts—Debbie Gibson, New Kids on the Block, Hootie & The Blowfish, Tina Turner, Poison, Def Leppard, Foreigner, and Kiss, to name a few.
• Revival Trend: Frank shares news of Trunk Ltd., a Santa Monica company reissuing licensed classic rock tees for up to $300, noting the rising trend of "retro" in fashion. (Frank [16:07])
• Gender Surprises: Charles is surprised that women are just as likely as men to keep old tour tees.
• Caller Stories:
  • New Kids on the Block 1988 tour tee ("NTOTB, baby!") — Deanna [17:19–17:25]
  • Debbie Gibson Electric Youth tee, cherished despite no longer fitting — Melissa [18:14]
  • Bands like Poison, Def Leppard, Foreigner, Kiss ("Kiss Army"), and Van Halen prompt stories of adolescent rebellion and sentimental value.

Memorable Quotes

• "I still got my Skinner T shirt, man." — Charles [18:47]
• "My husband insists upon keeping his jacket from this Kiss concert he went to when he was 8 years old." — Deanna [19:33]
• "When you were a kid pretending to be Kiss, if I couldn't be Peter Chris, I wouldn't play along." — Charles [20:00]

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3. Pickup Lines: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious

[21:03 – 27:32] Third Segment

Key Points & Insights

• Role Reversal: The hosts ask women to share pickup lines they've used, revealing that women use them too—but with a playful, sometimes self-deprecating twist.
• Examples from Callers and Hosts:
  • "Pull my finger" (Adrian, [21:30])
  • "Do I have parmesan cheese on my face?"—used after a night in Buckhead to catch a guy’s attention (Caller, [21:53])
  • Talking about astrology signs, reciting beer can creeds (Allison reciting the entire Budweiser Creed as a line, [26:43])
• Observations on Male Perception:

  "If you're just friendly to a guy, they think I'm convinced flirting with him... I'll be friendly with guys and they'll totally misinterpret that." — Frank [23:36]
  "Every girl in my zip code digs me. It's hard for me to go out of the house." — Charles [24:13]

• Modern Moves: Tricks like borrowing a phone to get someone’s number are dissected—some find it clever, others creepy.

  "I just think that would be creepy. I'd be like, ooh, you freak. Get away." — Amanda [25:48]

• Cynical Wisdom:

  "Every single relationship starts with deceit in one way or the other." — Frank [26:30]

Memorable Quotes

• "Your eyes are like...pools of tar." — Frank's worst-ever pickup line [21:04]
• "Do I have parmesan cheese on my face?" (successful bar pickup) — Caller [21:53]
• "I've memorized the Budweiser Creed...I'll go up to a guy that's drinking Budweiser, take the can out of his hand and recite the whole creed to him." — Allison [26:43]
• "That's impressive." — Amanda (to Allison, [27:23])

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4. Notable Moments, Jokes & Running Themes

Standout Humor

• Comparing David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar to “50-year-old Tiffany and Debbie Gibson” still fighting (Charles, [10:09]).
• Repeated nods to how every old trend or moral panic seems silly in hindsight, and how each generation dooms itself to repeat them.

Nostalgia & Authenticity

• Deep dives into collective memories (TV, music, fashion) draw laughter and a sense of solidarity.
• Hosts frequently poke fun at themselves and each other, adding warmth and relatability.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:33 – Parents’ Pop-Culture Bans Begin
• 02:31 – No MTV! Caller stories
• 04:53 – Nickelodeon’s Green Slime (“You Can’t Do That on Television”)
• 05:31 – The Cosby Show and racism in the family
• 06:12 – Misunderstood Song Meanings (“Wang Chung,” “Turning Japanese”)
• 07:52 – Smurfs and "demonized" magic
• 12:37 – The cycle of generational outrage
• 15:57 – Fashion throwback: classic band tees
• 17:19 – New Kids on the Block concert tee call-in
• 18:14 – Debbie Gibson Electric Youth tee call-in
• 21:03 – Best/worst pickup lines (segment begins)
• 21:53 – “Parmesan cheese on my face” pickup tactic
• 23:36 – Guys misreading friendliness
• 26:43 – Budweiser Creed pickup line
• 27:04 – End of main content

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Conclusion

This episode leverages nostalgia and humor to bond listeners and hosts over shared experiences of "forbidden" media and cultural taboos. Through candid stories and playful banter, The Bert Show gently mocks the overprotectiveness of past generations, delights in pop culture memorabilia, and teases out the genuine awkwardness of pickup lines. The energy remains upbeat, authentic, and inviting—making it the perfect morning escape.

Transcript

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[Frank]

Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap. You're almost at the finish line.

[Amanda]

But first.

[Deanna]

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[Amanda]

Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes. Get it?

[Charles]

The Birch Show. You know, there were a lot of conversations around Atlanta over the last couple of weeks with like these 12 and 13 year old girls or even younger going to their parents saying, oh please take me to Britney. Please, please. And a bunch of the parents were like, you are not going to see that whole Britney Spears. No, no, no. And it's probably a conversation that has been relived with every generation.

[Frank]

Even those parents who are saying, you will not see Britney Spears. There is somebody that their parents told them they couldn't go see.

[Charles]

Right? You know, Madonna, Elvis, if you really want to go back way far.

[Frank]

He was even, you know. Yeah. People had a problem with him when he came out.

[Amanda]

Beatles with their long hair. Yeah, exactly.

[Charles]

So we're asking you guys, what did your parents forbid you from seeing or hearing? Was there a movie or was there a. I was gonna say a cd, but back in the day, like you said, it was vinyl.

[Frank]

It was albums.

[Charles]

You bring that eight track tape back to Kmart. Antoinette, you're on all the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey.

[Charles]

Hi.

[Deanna]

My parents wouldn't let me watch MTV.

[Charles]

I had a lot of my friends whose parents wouldn't let them watch mtv.

[Amanda]

No MTV in my house, you are.

[Charles]

Not gonna be watching that. Aha. In my time, that's much.

[Deanna]

And back then it wasn't. I mean, if you look at it now, it's a lot worse than it was back then. So like ridiculous. Why wouldn't they let me watch it, you know? So it was.

[Guest Caller]

It was.

[Deanna]

That was one thing that I couldn't do. Besides, I didn't go to my first concert until I was, like, 19.

[Charles]

MTV started to get all really nasty with that Ed Lover and. And Dre. Spring breaks. That's when it started to get all naughty on us, man.

[Amanda]

Yep.

[Charles]

Have you guys watched any of that? Spring break this year? That's soft porn.

[Amanda]

Yeah, it is.

[Charles]

That is full on soft porn.

[Amanda]

Now, if you think that. If you think MTV's pornographic, then Britney last night definitely was.

[Charles]

Hey, Amanda, you're on all the hits Q100.

[Amanda]

Hey.

[Deanna]

I was not allowed to listen to the song Push it growing up because my mom thought that it was saying B.S.

[Frank]

Salt and pepper.

[Deanna]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And when I finally figured out what.

[Deanna]

It actually meant, because I'm not really that old, I was mortified when she asked me what it actually meant.

[Charles]

She thought that they were saying, bull. Yeah, I gotcha.

[Deanna]

Yeah.

[Bart]

What a great song to skate to. Oh, we gotta find that this song is only for the funky people.

[Amanda]

This dance ain't for everybody.

[Bart]

Dance, I say.

[Charles]

Dance. Hey, Tia, you're on all the hits Q100.

[Frank]

Hey.

[Deanna]

My mom flipped out over that song. Samantha Fox. Naughty Girls need love, too.

[Charles]

Samantha Fox. Yeah, she was hot back in the day. What happened to her?

[Frank]

And that video was. She was, like, in an alley with a bunch of guys, and it was bad dancing, but, you know. Yeah.

[Deanna]

You know, I never even got a chance to see the video.

[Charles]

Yeah, it was bad.

[Deanna]

My sister's best friend bought the tape for me. My mom heard me listen to it once and, like, tore up the tape.

[Charles]

You get that? Samantha Fox out of the house.

[Frank]

Samantha Fox.

[Charles]

You know what I was just remembering? Remember how I told you guys that my friend couldn't listen to Rush because it was rulers under Satan's hands was the acronym. There was one for Kiss also that she was all up in arms about. And it was Nights in Satan's Service with Kiss. Morning. All the hits q100.

[Deanna]

Good morning. My mother would not let me watch Nickelodeon's you can't do that on television because the green slime looked like snot.

[Charles]

Oh, come on.

[Frank]

Are you serious? Oh, you know what? Period.

[Amanda]

You know what? One of my best friends wasn't allowed to watch that because I think they said the. I think they said, shut up.

[Deanna]

Yeah. Yeah, that was another big point. Her main deal was that the green slime looked like snot.

[Amanda]

Are you kidding me? That show also said shut up. And I think they also said like, one other thing, like fart or something like that. Like, they said the word fart and shut up in that show. And so my best friend's parents banned her from watching that.

[Frank]

Oh, my God.

[Charles]

Hey, Charles, you're on all the hits. Q100.

[Guest Caller]

Hey there.

[Charles]

Hey.

[Guest Caller]

I was not allowed to watch the Cosby Show. I grew up in a rather racist family, and my parents did not want us watching a successful black couple.

[Charles]

Then you must have loved. Must have loved Archie Bunker then.

[Amanda]

You have got to be kidding.

[Bart]

That's funny.

[Charles]

Seriously, I can see conversations like that happening.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Bart]

Oh, my gosh.

[Amanda]

The Cosby's was, like, the only thing I was allowed to watch. I love that show.

[Charles]

Man, did I love shows.

[Bart]

Remember when they did the show for the Bill's dead parents?

[Frank]

Oh, and Rudy came downstairs and they did the song. That was one of the best episodes.

[Bart]

I'll bet his parents were so mad when the Jeffersons moved on up.

[Charles]

Hey, Rebecca.

[Deanna]

Hey. My mom would freak out whenever that Everybody Wing Chung song came on because she did not like what they implied by Wing Chung.

[Charles]

What was that song about?

[Bart]

You mean Everybody have fun tonight.

[Deanna]

Everybody Wing Chung Tonight. That song. Turns out we were watching one of those VH1 behind the Music things years later. And Wing Chung is from an oriental children's book, and Wang is the downstroke and the guitar, and Chung is the upstroke.

[Frank]

I knew that.

[Charles]

Oh, I never knew the history behind that song.

[Amanda]

Really?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Deanna]

But she did not like what they meant by that, so I was not allowed to listen to it.

[Bart]

Okay, everybody play guitar tonight.

[Amanda]

Now.

[Frank]

Was that video the one that caused epileptic fits in people? Because one of Wang Chun's videos. No, one of Wang Chun's videos caused epilepsy. Like somebody was trying to sue him because the video cost started going to an epileptic fit.

[Bart]

It's like those Japanese animated cartoons these days.

[Charles]

Like.

[Bart]

Well, I know the aha take on me, the animated one. There was a problem with that. They put a warning at the beginning of that when it first came out. Because the animation and the way the black and the white and the flashes. If you're a kid, simple brained kid, you really.

[Charles]

Do you remember the song Turning Japanese?

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Same thing as that Wang Chung song. Same subject, I guess.

[Bart]

Wang Chung was a dance.

[Charles]

Well, it was also a song.

[Bart]

Right, but that's what. When they were saying everybody, Wang Chung Tonight. That was, if you remember the video. That was the. That was a dance.

[Charles]

I don't recall it.

[Frank]

I just. I love that show. I guess what she's talking about on VH1, where. What is it called again? The. Where they talk about the rumors of what a song means, and then the band comes up and tells you exactly what the song means. And I believe Turning Japanese was one of them, but I can't remember what the actual meaning behind it was.

[Charles]

Turning Japanese?

[Frank]

Yeah. It's not what you thought it was.

[Charles]

Okay.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Hey, Lisa, you're on all the hits q100.

[Amanda]

Hello.

[Frank]

Hi.

[Deanna]

I was not allowed to watch the Smurfs because their magic made them demonized. And everybody knows if you watch a demonized show in your house, the demons come through your tv and your house.

[Frank]

Is haunted, of course, is the Harry Potter syndrome.

[Charles]

Today, there'll be a whole. You know, there'll be a DJ doing the same topic. In 15 years, there'll be a whole bunch of Harry Potter calls. No doubt. Hey, Lauren, you're on all the hits Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey, this is Lauren. I was calling to let. My mother wouldn't let me watch Three's Company when I was younger, and I didn't realize why until, you know, later. But at the time, that was classic. I mean, I loved that as a kid driving. But now I see what she was talking about.

[Bart]

Because of the gay kid.

[Deanna]

Yeah. And just the boy. The guy living with the two girls and everything had a sexual innuendo to it. But at the time, as a little kid, I just loved the show and didn't see what it was about.

[Bart]

You know, it's funnier than a guy getting hit in the head with a door. You know, Three's Company, the best thing they ever did is put in that two way swinging kitchen door.

[Frank]

Yeah. And then the, you know, the landlords, whether it was the ropers, Ropers or Mr. Furley, you know.

[Charles]

Morning. All the hits Q100.

[Deanna]

Hi, Bart. This is Gina.

[Charles]

Hey, Gina. What were you banned from as a kid?

[Deanna]

I was not allowed to go with my girlfriends to see Van Halen when they had David Lee Roth because my mother and my father thought David Lee Roth was such a womanizer. And he was just so provocative, you know.

[Frank]

Didn't he wear the butless pants on stage?

[Charles]

Right. At one of the MTV shows. I think one of the awards shows.

[Frank]

Wasn'T it, Because I. Well, I think in concert, too, he would wear the butler.

[Amanda]

Yes.

[Deanna]

And he wears thongs and stuff. But finally, when they got rid of David Lee Roth and got Sammy Hagar, she kind of, you know, I was like 18 when that happened.

[Bart]

Maybe it was those compelling David Lee Roth lyrics. That threw her off like, jump, jump, jump Might as well jump can't you see me standing here? I got my back against the record machine. Might as well jump David Lee Roth is much more offensive to see now. Yeah, back then.

[Charles]

He needs to let it go already, man. And that thing that he has with Sammy Hagar, it's like, have you ever seen an interview with one or the other of those guys where they're not ripping on each other?

[Frank]

They both need to let it go. Yeah.

[Charles]

They're like 50 year old Tiffany and Debbie Gibson and they're both not at the band anymore.

[Bart]

That's Deborah Gibson.

[Charles]

Changed, evolved. Morning. All the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey, guys, this is Angie. How y' all doing?

[Charles]

Good.

[Deanna]

Y' all are great. I was calling to let you know that I was like 12 years old, I grew up in a Baptist church, and we had a tape burning party of all of our secular tapes. And the first one that they said that I had to burn was my Def Leppard tape. Yes, you did. And I. I'll never forget that. So as soon as I got in college and I had a job, I went out and bought the Def Leppard greatest hit. Because I always was so upset about that.

[Charles]

You crazy rebel, you.

[Deanna]

I know.

[Frank]

What was the name of that?

[Deanna]

Tapemania.

[Charles]

There were so many great songs on that.

[Amanda]

I had the. I had the 2 live crew. As nasty as they Want to Be.

[Frank]

Oh, my God.

[Amanda]

Yes. When I was, like, really young. I don't know why I. It was so cool, but I snuck around and listened to that.

[Bart]

Yeah, you know what? That tape was only popular because people banned it. I think that could be the worst album, musical compilation ever wasted on cassette.

[Amanda]

I swear, if you put it in right now, I could say every word.

[Bart]

Every word.

[Charles]

Hey, Nicole, you're on all the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey. When I was younger, my mom's grandmother, her mom was. We couldn't watch the hardy voice of the Simpsons unless she was taking a nap.

[Charles]

The Hardy Boys?

[Deanna]

Yeah.

[Charles]

What was wrong with the Hardy Boys?

[Deanna]

Everything. They grew up. You can't celebrate anything. So anything that had anything to do with car chases or talks, she was like, uh. So when she took a nap and we were supposed to be asleep during the summer, we would sneak around and watch it.

[Bart]

When does a car chase become a celebration?

[Deanna]

She just wouldn't have it. She was like, no, not here. My mom was like, it's okay. It's fine. And she was like, no, she's a stern lady.

[Charles]

No way. That was like. That was must See TV Back in the day, the Nancy Drew mysteries and Hardy Boy.

[Bart]

I got thrown out of Sunday school for having. I can't remember the name of the band, but it was Money for Nothing. Whose name? Dire Straits. Dire Straits. Money for Nothing. Because of the line we get our chicks for free.

[Charles]

Are you kidding me?

[Bart]

Oh, I figured it would be the other line. Which one? The little on the mtv. The little makes his money.

[Charles]

Blah, blah, blah. I don't want to say the word.

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[Bart]

Yeah, yeah. No, that wasn't it. It was about getting chicks for free.

[Charles]

Yeah, well, it wasn't the gay thing that bothered me. Yeah, really, it's for free. That bothered me.

[Amanda]

Exactly.

[Bart]

I was in church. They encouraged that at the time.

[Frank]

Right? Exactly. Some still do. I wonder what we're going to be like. She said her grandmother had, you know, only when she took a nap that they were allowed to do some things. What is it when we're like 80 that we are going to not be able to tolerate? Because I mean, this is not just a generational thing. Every generation does this and we're going to get crotchety and old and conservative and I just wonder what is it going to take to offend us?

[Charles]

And we're pushing the envelope more and more and more. So by the time we're 80, I'm convinced everybody's going to be walking around naked. Let me kiss. Finally, you and I will be 120. But it will happen, my friend.

[Bart]

I'd look like Silly Putty on a desert rock.

[Amanda]

Get it?

[Charles]

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[Charles]

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[Amanda]

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[Charles]

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[Amanda]

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[Charles]

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[Deanna]

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[Deanna]

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[Frank]

Well of course what is old is new again. You remember this old rock T shirts you used to have on in high school and even junior high in college I just thought were so cool the day after the concert.

[Charles]

Couture T shirts.

[Amanda]

Oh yeah.

[Frank]

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[Charles]

All right, I want you guys to call yourself out now. I want you guys that still have your tour T shirts, like from the old concerts, to give us a call and tell us which tour T shirts you're still holding onto. Old schoolers want more than five years old.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Charles]

Way more than five years old.

[Amanda]

I really wish I still had my Debbie Gibson Electric Youth tour T shirt.

[Bart]

Because I wore that to school so.

[Amanda]

Proud the next day.

[Charles]

I am almost sure somewhere in my house is old Hootie and the Blowface T shirt.

[Frank]

Mine was the Tina Turner. Like, in high school, I went to, like, two Tina Turner concerts. And the one with, you know, Private Dancer tour, I got one of those.

[Charles]

That's sad. Jennifer, which tour T shirt are you holding on to?

[Deanna]

New Kids on the block.

[Charles]

Oh, yeah.

[Amanda]

NTOTB, baby.

[Charles]

What year?

[Deanna]

I think it was 88. It was my very first concert. I just won't give it up yet.

[Charles]

See those? That's when it was New Kids on the Block. It wasn't even nkotv. That's a long time to hold on to.

[Deanna]

It is.

[Frank]

It is.

[Deanna]

But it was special, so that's why I have to hold on to it.

[Charles]

All right. Thank you for calling.

[Deanna]

Thanks.

[Bart]

Bye.

[Amanda]

Bye.

[Frank]

See, what other concert?

[Charles]

Someone's gonna be talking about Sister Hazel like this someday. Like in 2017. I still have my old Sister Hazel T shirt. Good morning, Nicole. You're on all the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Good morning. I've got Poison and Def Leppard when they tour together.

[Amanda]

Yes. Awesome.

[Charles]

And you still have the T shirt?

[Deanna]

I sure do.

[Charles]

Very nice.

[Amanda]

Did you. Did you rip out and fringe the st.

[Frank]

Yes.

[Deanna]

Yes. On the top and the bottom.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Thank you. Morning. All the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey, it's Melissa. I have the 1987-88 Debbie Gibson Electric Youth T shirt.

[Charles]

Oh, you are going back.

[Amanda]

Man, I'm so jealous. Oh, I'm so jealous. I so wish I still had mine.

[Deanna]

It doesn't even fit. It's ridiculous. It looks like one of those little teeny Bopper shirts. But, you know. Hey, you don't care. I still wear it.

[Amanda]

You don't care.

[Charles]

It brings you right back to the concert.

[Amanda]

Right?

[Frank]

You still wear it.

[Deanna]

Exactly. Oh, of around the house. You can't go outside.

[Amanda]

No, it's retro. If I had it now, I would totally wear it.

[Bart]

It's big money on ebay.

[Charles]

See I thought this was more a guy thing than a woman thing. Like, I thought guys would hold on to those tour T shirts and just never get rid of them. I still got my Skinner T shirt, man.

[Frank]

I had. I was so proud. When I was 14, I sat front row for Foreigner. Anybody remember Foreigner? And I had that T shirt for a long. I still. I don't have it now, though.

[Charles]

Double Vision, right?

[Frank]

That's right. Got the best of me.

[Amanda]

They had the main major hair, right?

[Frank]

Yeah, they all did back then.

[Charles]

Didn't they have the album cover that had, like, four different, like, squares?

[Frank]

Mine was, like. It was a. It was kind of diagonal. And all the letters in Foreigner were different. Like, they were trying. I don't know, they were trying to get youthful. So they had, like, different rainbow colors and stuff.

[Charles]

We're going way back now with Foreigner.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Charles]

Hey, all the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Yes. This is Deanna.

[Amanda]

Hey, Deanna.

[Deanna]

My husband insists upon keeping his jacket from this Kiss concert he went to when he was 8 years old.

[Frank]

But he was a part of the Kiss army, and you can't get rid of the uniform.

[Charles]

I had a Kiss Love Gun T shirt for the longest time.

[Frank]

Did you? Okay. Yeah. My brother was a big Kiss fan. My older brother. And then the Love Gun. Did you have the actual Love Gun that came in the album? No, they had this cardboard gun, and then if you could pop it, and they. Yeah, yeah.

[Charles]

They were the band, man. I remember me and all my friends in the backyard pretending to be Kiss. And I had to be Peter Chris, or I just wouldn't play along. Hey, Kelly, you're on all the hits. Q100.

[Deanna]

Hi. I have Van Halen's 1980 invasion.

[Amanda]

Peter.

[Charles]

All right, thanks. And there's no way that you can ever convince me that Van Halen was a better band with Sammy Hager than they were with David Lee Roth.

[Bart]

But now David. David Lee Roth these days is just. That's a sad thing to see. Yeah.

[Frank]

And it's sad when you're a rock and you're going bald and you still have the long hair. You know, it doesn't work.

[Charles]

You gotta let that go.

[Amanda]

But shave it all off and go with the hip, bald look.

[Frank]

Get used to those old T shirts. Cause the reason we were bringing this up is because this company called Trunk limited Is now reissuing all those old T shirts. So you'll see celebrities with these T shirts and stuff. And they're selling them in New York and online. So get used to it. You're gonna get them again.

[Charles]

You know what we'll do is we'll link up to their website from ours. So just go to allthehitsq100.com and we'll link up to their website, and you can get any T shirt you want. You're on the Burt Show. It's kind of a known fact guys use pickup lines to break the ice.

[Amanda]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I think the worst pickup line a guy ever said to me was he, look, I have brown eyes. And he looked in my eyes, and he said, your eyes are like. And he couldn't think anything for brown, so he said, pools of tar. I swear that was. Yeah, that was the best pickup line.

[Charles]

You don't gotta be a bitch about it, lesbian. So we're asking women, what are the pickup lines that you use? Because I wasn't even aware that y' all even used them. Hey, Adrian, you're on all the hits Q100.

[Deanna]

Hey. Yeah, I used pull my finger, and it actually works.

[Charles]

I can see that. Working on a guy.

[Deanna]

We're getting married.

[Charles]

Oh, that's good. That's clever. That's good. Thank you for calling.

[Amanda]

Oh, that's great.

[Charles]

Morning. All the hits Q100.

[Frank]

Hi.

[Deanna]

I was in Buckhead last Saturday night, and I just left Raised Pizza. And I was driving along, you know, on the streets, and I called this guy, this really cute guy over, and I had. And I said. I said, oh, God, I have a really secret. A serious question to ask you. And he was like, what? And I was like, do I have parmesan cheese on my face? And he, like, cracked up, and he was like, yeah, you got a little. Right here. And he wiped it off, and I got his number, but I lost it.

[Charles]

So just. Do I have.

[Frank]

See how simplistic women have to be.

[Amanda]

Just to get in heaven?

[Frank]

Do I have parmesan cheese on my face?

[Charles]

All it would have taken was hi, though. Hey. Hi. That's it? Yeah, we can. That's too complicated for a guy.

[Bart]

Here's a pickup line that'll work for you more times than not. Hey, can I get your number?

[Amanda]

Girls usually start talking about. I used to start talking about astrological signs. So I'd be like, hey, Bert, you know, so what's your sign? And you'd be like, taurus. And I'd be like, oh, that's a real strong. You know. That's a real strong sign. You know, you just start, like, throwing, like, the compliments or whatever, you know?

[Charles]

Yeah. Total waste of words. Just hide.

[Amanda]

Just.

[Frank]

Hi can have your number when you go home.

[Charles]

Just sit Next to me. You don't even have to say anything. Just look at me Sometimes. Just look at me like I'm a little piece of meat.

[Bart]

Sometimes I'm in the grocery line and the woman behind me hits my heels with her cart because I didn't move up ahead because I was reading the tabloids. I think she's picking up.

[Amanda]

Hey, Chris.

[Charles]

You'Re on all the hits Q100.

[Guest Caller]

Hey, how you guys doing?

[Charles]

Good, man.

[Guest Caller]

I had a girl approach me in a bar one time and asked me if I'd like to buy her friend a drink.

[Charles]

Would you buy my friend? See, but as a guy, I would think that you really wanted me to buy your friend a drink.

[Bart]

Yeah.

[Charles]

And then I go over, what kind.

[Guest Caller]

Of pickup line is that? I told her, I said, why don't you tell your friend to come over and ask? You know?

[Frank]

So would it be okay if a woman came up to you and said, will you buy me a drink?

[Guest Caller]

Absolutely.

[Charles]

Oh, yeah.

[Deanna]

Are you kidding me?

[Frank]

Yeah. You know, I love that. It's funny how I do have to watch, because guys really. I mean, it is easy, I guess, to pick up a guy because I have to be careful. Because if you're just friendly to a guy, they think it's easy to pick up a guy. I'm convinced flirting with him, because I have to be careful with that because I'll be friendly with guys because I'm not trying anything. And they'll totally misinterpret that, you know?

[Bart]

Convinced. Every freaking checkout girl at Kroger's hitting on me. And she's only talking to me because she's getting eight bucks an hour to do so. Like, hey, are these Fuji apples or Macintosh? Oh, my God, she wants me.

[Charles]

Yeah. What she's saying and what we're hearing are two different things.

[Amanda]

That would be nice to hear the monologue going on in your head.

[Charles]

Every girl in my zip code digs me. It's hard for me to go out of the house.

[Bart]

I hear what she's saying is, do you have your Kroger plus card? And what I hear is, God, I would love to take your pants off.

[Charles]

Hey, Michael, you're on all the hits Q100.

[Guest Caller]

Hey, guys. What's up this morning?

[Charles]

Hey, man.

[Frank]

Hey.

[Amanda]

Hey.

[Guest Caller]

We used the cell phone trick this weekend. Me and a friend of mine at the compound's a new opening. It was awesome. We actually were picking up a guy there with his girlfriend, and in front of her asked to use his phone. And he was like, sure. So we got his Number in there. Later on through the night, we saw him away from her.

[Bart]

We said, hey, up.

[Guest Caller]

What's. Look, later, when you leave, if you're not feeling her, give us a call. And he was like, how do I have your number? You know, give me your number. We're like, it's in your phone. We already used it. He left her and called us, and we still got with him later that night. It was awesome. Right there in front of her. She never even knew.

[Charles]

Yeah, that's very bold.

[Amanda]

But, see, your situation worked on a guy, but I don't know if that same situation worked.

[Frank]

That's what I was thinking. A guy. Like what? You're just talking about how a guy will, you know, take advantage of a situation faster. Because I really think. And maybe I'm totally wrong, but, I mean, it seems that Jen agrees that I just think I would be more protective of me and freaked out that somebody got my phone number and I didn't give it to him.

[Charles]

The thing I saw this weekend in Hilton Head was this guy goes up to a woman and says, look, can I borrow your phone? Because my battery just ran out on mine. And she says, yeah, no problem. Well, he calls his own cell phone and then has her number stored in his missed calls. And then calls her back later in the week, whatever, and tries to get a date with her.

[Amanda]

See, and I just think that would be creepy. I'd be like, ooh, you freak. Get away.

[Bart]

I just thought of a great way to upgrade that same idea. Like when you borrow her phone to call your phone. Instead of doing that, program your own number into her phone, but precede it by hot. So, like, when you put your name in there instead of just being Jeff, that's great. Hot Jeff. And she's gonna be like, oh, my God. One night I was out wasted. I met a guy named Jeff who was clearly hot because I labeled him Hot Jeff.

[Frank]

Let me call work. Better. Because if the woman felt like she was in control and she's the one that put the number in, then she might be calling.

[Amanda]

But still, it's totally deceiving. How do you start a relationship from that?

[Charles]

Who cares? Who cares?

[Bart]

At that point, the guys are not.

[Charles]

Looking for a relationship.

[Bart]

They're looking for contact.

[Frank]

I gotta say, every single relationship starts with deceit in one way or the other.

[Charles]

Come on now. It does.

[Frank]

It does.

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[Bart]

See, like, I felt like Melissa was just hitting on me with that sentence.

[Charles]

Hey, Allison, what's going on?

[Deanna]

Not much. I was calling the pickup line. What? I'll do I've memorized the Budweiser Creed on the Budweiser can, and I will go up to a guy that's drinking Budweiser, take the can out of his hand and recite the whole creed to him.

[Charles]

Now, as luck would have it, we actually have a Budweiser in here this morning because of something that happened earlier this morning. Yeah, go ahead and recite it.

[Deanna]

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[Bart]

It's 100% accurate.

[Amanda]

Exact. Man.

[Charles]

You'Re damn right that would work.

[Amanda]

That's impressive.

[Frank]

How many guys did she just turn on right now?

[Charles]

Right.

[Bart]

By doing that, Frank Crash is coming into work.

[Charles]

Way to do your homework, Allison.

[Deanna]

Thank you. My father taught it to me.

[Charles]

He's a good man. He's a good man, that Daddy. Here. Have a good day. Bye now. Listen, it's the vert show.

[Deanna]

Hola.

[Amanda]

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[Bart]

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[Charles]

Move like I used to.

[Bart]

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[Deanna]

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[Charles]

It helped me move better.

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[Charles]

Ask your rheumatologist about cosentics.

[Deanna]

Dashing through the store, Dave's looking for a gift. One you can't ignore. But not the socks he picked.

[Charles]

I know. I'm putting them back.

[Deanna]

Hey, Dave, here's a tip. Put scratchers on your list.

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[Deanna]

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[Charles]

Thanks, random singing people.

[Deanna]

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[Charles]

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