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The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Air Date: March 31, 2026
Main Cast: Bert (host), Jeff Dollar, Jessica, Stacy, Preston, and listeners
Segments Summarized: Main content only; ads and non-content removed for clarity.

Overview

This episode of The Bert Show balances classic morning show laughs with relatable debates, real-life drama, and honest insights. The cast discusses topics ranging from gender roles at couple baby showers, the seriousness with which adults take their hobbies, the delicate art of “stroking” men’s egos, and a candid call about being fired while pregnant—with legal advice from both the cast and listeners. The show’s signature friendly banter, playful teasing, and audience engagement shine throughout.

Key Segments & Discussions

1. Jeff Dollar Admits to Hosting a Couple’s Baby Shower

(Starts ~01:00)

Main Story:

Jeff Dollar, known for mocking couple's baby showers, confesses that he not only attended but hosted one.
- Teasing begins as the team calls him out on his dramatic opinion shift.
- Jeff explains he wasn’t aware it was a shower at first, thinking it was just a surprise dinner for expecting friends.
- As details emerged (decorations, cookies reading “It’s a Boy,” central banner), he realized he had indeed been “tricked”—mostly, he admits, by his own obliviousness.

Teasing and Highlights:

Bert: “You sound like one of our woman callers right now. You're making a 30 second story and you're clouding it with excuses before you even get to the details.” (01:28)
Group laughter and jabs about Jeff’s participation in games, decorations, and passing gifts.
Jessica: “Jeff, hand him over.” (02:08)
Bert: “You hosted… I don't even know who you are anymore.” (02:07)

Notable Quotes:

Jeff: “I think anybody who has a couple's baby shower should be hit with rocks.” (02:45)
Bert: “Thank you note guy. You are a baby shower bitch.” (07:50)
Jeff (reluctantly): “My name is Jeff and last night… I threw a baby shower.” (11:33)

Memorable Moments:

Jeff describes feeling sudden embarrassment, hoping no one would see him hanging the banner, and fleeing to the bar for a whiskey (08:09–08:36).
Callers join in clowning Jeff for caving, while the team insists “now that you’ve done one, we expect more.” (09:44)

2. Overly Serious Hobbies and Sports

(Starts ~13:22)

Main Story:

Bert introduces a lighthearted discussion on men who take hobbies and recreational sports way too seriously.
Interns recount a kickball league with “ringers,” uniforms, Gatorade, and even oranges between innings (14:19–14:43).
Callers and co-host anecdotes include intense rock band video game teams, frisbee golf, cornhole, and even tricycle drifting for grown adults.

Notable Calls & Quotes:

Caller Lisa shares: “My friend is so serious about darts… she measured how far she should stand, put a tape line… practices for 30 minutes every night and no one can talk to her.” (19:23)
Another caller: “My husband takes up skateboarding again at 31, builds half pipes and ramps, started dressing like Rob Dyrdek.” (20:36)
On tricycle drifting: “You remember the Hot Wheels that had the brake or the Big Wheel?... The Green Machine. That was for the rich. I didn’t have one.” (22:04)

Running Joke:

The group riff on “serious cornhole” and “trainer for kickball” (“Hey Bird, throw me the icy hat, my kicking leg’s a little off.”) (17:41)

3. Stroking Your Man’s Ego—Is It Necessary?

(Starts ~23:52)

Main Story:

Inspired by a call about faking knowledge to “stroke” a boyfriend’s ego, the show takes calls from women sharing examples of “letting men win” or be the “man” for harmony.
- One listener admits she constantly pretends her boyfriend’s bad advice or same-dish dinners are wonderful just so he feels needed and competent (24:29–27:10).

Notable Quotes:

Caller: “It's very important that most times that you do stroke your man's ego...I just go ahead and make him feel like he's right every time.” (24:34)
Bert (half-joking): “Whenever you feel like you’re in control in the house, that’s when she’s lying to you.” (32:05)
Jessica: “We’re giving you the opportunity to be more manly and be macho and be in charge...We’re letting you think that we need you.” (27:49)

Key Insights:

Many women pretend not to know how to do tasks (like using a boat, driving, or grilling) so their partners can feel masculine or in control.
Jeff notes it's all oddly reminiscent of the "Wizard of Oz"—guys shouldn’t “look behind the curtain” (32:12–32:20).
Calls confirm that this dynamic is both conscious and subconscious in long-term relationships.

Generational “Tips”:

Listener Robin recalls marital advice: “Never let a man know that you can lift anything heavy...We all can open the pickle jar, but don't let them know that.” (30:33)

4. Listener Drama: Fired for Being Pregnant? Legal Advice Live

(Starts ~34:32)

Main Story:

“Lisa” (on a voice disguiser) shares she was fired from a medical company job a month after being hired, after disclosing her pregnancy.
The cast discusses whether this is legal; Jeff speculates about the 90-day probation window, but listeners quickly provide expert knowledge.

Legal Expert Caller:

Amber (law firm worker) calls in: “Being pregnant, that is a protected class. You cannot do that... Specifically, that they put it down in writing is even worse. She needs to go to the EEOC and file a complaint, like, immediately.” (37:44)
Kenneth (ex-manager): “Under the Federal Family Medical Leave Act, it is against the law. They have to hold the position for sickness, pregnancy, something of that nature, for 12 weeks with or without paying.” (39:37)

Notable Quotes:

Bert (to Amber): “Amber, you kind of sound like a badass. I want you to represent me, my next case. I don't even know what it's going to be, but I want you by my side.” (38:13)

Key Advice:

Protected classes (including pregnancy) override “at-will” or 90-day probation rules.
If the reason for firing is documented as pregnancy-related, EEOC has grounds for action.
Listeners and hosts encourage Lisa to pursue her legal options and report back. (40:45)

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

“You sound like one of our woman callers right now. You're making a 30 second story and you're clouding it with excuses...” – Bert (01:28)
“I think anybody who has a couple's baby shower should be hit with rocks.” – Jeff Dollar (02:45)
“Thank you note guy. You are a baby shower bitch.” – Bert (07:50)
“My name is Jeff and last night… I threw a baby shower.” – Jeff Dollar (11:33)
“If I ever feel in charge in my house, I will know immediately that Stacey is just lying to me.” – Bert (27:58)
"Never let a man know you can lift anything heavy...Take it to them and say... 'I'm too weak.'" – Robin (30:33)
“Being pregnant, that is a protected class. You cannot do that... She needs to go to the EEOC and file a complaint, like, immediately.” – Amber, law firm worker (37:44)

Important Timestamps

| Time | Topic | |------------|----------------------------------------------| | 01:00 | Jeff’s baby shower confession starts | | 05:02 | Deconstructing how men get “tricked” into showers | | 13:22 | Hobbies men take too seriously discussion | | 19:23 | Calls: Dart leagues, restoring cars, skateboarding | | 23:52 | Should you “stroke your man’s ego?” topic | | 24:34 | Caller explains how often she pretends | | 30:33 | Wedding day advice on “appearing weak” | | 34:32 | “Lisa” fired for being pregnant issue | | 37:44 | Legal advice—Amber calls in | | 39:37 | More legal advice—Kenneth calls in |

Tone & Style

The conversation is freewheeling and irreverent but not unkind.
Humor, self-deprecation, and group ribbing build chemistry—no one is immune from being roasted.
The cast takes real issues (work rights, gender dynamics) seriously when needed, especially during the legal call-in segment.

Summary Takeaways

Personal beliefs change—sometimes you end up hosting the baby shower you mocked.
Men and hobbies: Some guys never outgrow taking their hobbies with “pro-level” seriousness.
Gender roles persist—even in progressive households, many women still pretend at certain tasks so men feel needed.
Workplace rights: Pregnancy is a protected class; being fired for pregnancy is likely illegal, regardless of probation periods.
Audience Engagement: The Bert Show’s listeners offer both laughs and practical advice, making the show a humorous but surprisingly helpful community.

For listeners who missed it:
Expect raucous laughter, razor-sharp group banter, and a dose of practical, real-life wisdom—whether about social expectations or standing up for your rights.

The Bert Show – Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

Air Date: March 31, 2026
Main Cast: Bert (host), Jeff Dollar, Jessica, Stacy, Preston, and listeners
Segments Summarized: Main content only; ads and non-content removed for clarity.

Overview

Key Segments & Discussions

1. Jeff Dollar Admits to Hosting a Couple’s Baby Shower

(Starts ~01:00)

Main Story:

Jeff Dollar, known for mocking couple's baby showers, confesses that he not only attended but hosted one.
- Teasing begins as the team calls him out on his dramatic opinion shift.
- Jeff explains he wasn’t aware it was a shower at first, thinking it was just a surprise dinner for expecting friends.
- As details emerged (decorations, cookies reading “It’s a Boy,” central banner), he realized he had indeed been “tricked”—mostly, he admits, by his own obliviousness.

Teasing and Highlights:

Bert: “You sound like one of our woman callers right now. You're making a 30 second story and you're clouding it with excuses before you even get to the details.” (01:28)
Group laughter and jabs about Jeff’s participation in games, decorations, and passing gifts.
Jessica: “Jeff, hand him over.” (02:08)
Bert: “You hosted… I don't even know who you are anymore.” (02:07)

Notable Quotes:

Jeff: “I think anybody who has a couple's baby shower should be hit with rocks.” (02:45)
Bert: “Thank you note guy. You are a baby shower bitch.” (07:50)
Jeff (reluctantly): “My name is Jeff and last night… I threw a baby shower.” (11:33)

Memorable Moments:

Jeff describes feeling sudden embarrassment, hoping no one would see him hanging the banner, and fleeing to the bar for a whiskey (08:09–08:36).
Callers join in clowning Jeff for caving, while the team insists “now that you’ve done one, we expect more.” (09:44)

2. Overly Serious Hobbies and Sports

(Starts ~13:22)

Main Story:

Bert introduces a lighthearted discussion on men who take hobbies and recreational sports way too seriously.
Interns recount a kickball league with “ringers,” uniforms, Gatorade, and even oranges between innings (14:19–14:43).
Callers and co-host anecdotes include intense rock band video game teams, frisbee golf, cornhole, and even tricycle drifting for grown adults.

Notable Calls & Quotes:

Caller Lisa shares: “My friend is so serious about darts… she measured how far she should stand, put a tape line… practices for 30 minutes every night and no one can talk to her.” (19:23)
Another caller: “My husband takes up skateboarding again at 31, builds half pipes and ramps, started dressing like Rob Dyrdek.” (20:36)
On tricycle drifting: “You remember the Hot Wheels that had the brake or the Big Wheel?... The Green Machine. That was for the rich. I didn’t have one.” (22:04)

Running Joke:

The group riff on “serious cornhole” and “trainer for kickball” (“Hey Bird, throw me the icy hat, my kicking leg’s a little off.”) (17:41)

3. Stroking Your Man’s Ego—Is It Necessary?

(Starts ~23:52)

Main Story:

Inspired by a call about faking knowledge to “stroke” a boyfriend’s ego, the show takes calls from women sharing examples of “letting men win” or be the “man” for harmony.
- One listener admits she constantly pretends her boyfriend’s bad advice or same-dish dinners are wonderful just so he feels needed and competent (24:29–27:10).

Notable Quotes:

Caller: “It's very important that most times that you do stroke your man's ego...I just go ahead and make him feel like he's right every time.” (24:34)
Bert (half-joking): “Whenever you feel like you’re in control in the house, that’s when she’s lying to you.” (32:05)
Jessica: “We’re giving you the opportunity to be more manly and be macho and be in charge...We’re letting you think that we need you.” (27:49)

Key Insights:

Many women pretend not to know how to do tasks (like using a boat, driving, or grilling) so their partners can feel masculine or in control.
Jeff notes it's all oddly reminiscent of the "Wizard of Oz"—guys shouldn’t “look behind the curtain” (32:12–32:20).
Calls confirm that this dynamic is both conscious and subconscious in long-term relationships.

Generational “Tips”:

Listener Robin recalls marital advice: “Never let a man know that you can lift anything heavy...We all can open the pickle jar, but don't let them know that.” (30:33)

4. Listener Drama: Fired for Being Pregnant? Legal Advice Live

(Starts ~34:32)

Main Story:

“Lisa” (on a voice disguiser) shares she was fired from a medical company job a month after being hired, after disclosing her pregnancy.
The cast discusses whether this is legal; Jeff speculates about the 90-day probation window, but listeners quickly provide expert knowledge.

Legal Expert Caller:

Amber (law firm worker) calls in: “Being pregnant, that is a protected class. You cannot do that... Specifically, that they put it down in writing is even worse. She needs to go to the EEOC and file a complaint, like, immediately.” (37:44)
Kenneth (ex-manager): “Under the Federal Family Medical Leave Act, it is against the law. They have to hold the position for sickness, pregnancy, something of that nature, for 12 weeks with or without paying.” (39:37)

Notable Quotes:

Bert (to Amber): “Amber, you kind of sound like a badass. I want you to represent me, my next case. I don't even know what it's going to be, but I want you by my side.” (38:13)

Key Advice:

Protected classes (including pregnancy) override “at-will” or 90-day probation rules.
If the reason for firing is documented as pregnancy-related, EEOC has grounds for action.
Listeners and hosts encourage Lisa to pursue her legal options and report back. (40:45)

Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

“You sound like one of our woman callers right now. You're making a 30 second story and you're clouding it with excuses...” – Bert (01:28)
“I think anybody who has a couple's baby shower should be hit with rocks.” – Jeff Dollar (02:45)
“Thank you note guy. You are a baby shower bitch.” – Bert (07:50)
“My name is Jeff and last night… I threw a baby shower.” – Jeff Dollar (11:33)
“If I ever feel in charge in my house, I will know immediately that Stacey is just lying to me.” – Bert (27:58)
"Never let a man know you can lift anything heavy...Take it to them and say... 'I'm too weak.'" – Robin (30:33)
“Being pregnant, that is a protected class. You cannot do that... She needs to go to the EEOC and file a complaint, like, immediately.” – Amber, law firm worker (37:44)

Important Timestamps

Tone & Style

The conversation is freewheeling and irreverent but not unkind.
Humor, self-deprecation, and group ribbing build chemistry—no one is immune from being roasted.
The cast takes real issues (work rights, gender dynamics) seriously when needed, especially during the legal call-in segment.

Summary Takeaways

Personal beliefs change—sometimes you end up hosting the baby shower you mocked.
Men and hobbies: Some guys never outgrow taking their hobbies with “pro-level” seriousness.
Gender roles persist—even in progressive households, many women still pretend at certain tasks so men feel needed.
Workplace rights: Pregnancy is a protected class; being fired for pregnancy is likely illegal, regardless of probation periods.
Audience Engagement: The Bert Show’s listeners offer both laughs and practical advice, making the show a humorous but surprisingly helpful community.

For listeners who missed it:
Expect raucous laughter, razor-sharp group banter, and a dose of practical, real-life wisdom—whether about social expectations or standing up for your rights.