Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk) (5:13)
Blinged out cell phone, I mean, oh, my God. Gosh, I am speechless, Atlanta. But you know what? Let's go ahead on and get it done now. You know, it is my job to find something in the Bible that can either relate with my topic or even give a lesson as to how we can learn from the dysfunction of Hollywood. Lord have mercy. The behavior of human beings do not cease to amaze me. I mean, you can look in the New Testament and see the evil and the malice of Herodias, the wife of King Herod, and, and the way that she used her daughter Salome to perform an exotic dance to influence King Herod into getting her ultimate wish. That is to get the head of John the Baptist. Now, you all know what happened. Salome did the dance, and as a result of her job, King Herod promised to give her whatever she wished. She asked her Mount Herodias, and she asked for the head of John the Baptist. Now, this was a very sadistic act, but Naomi Campbell is totally out of her mind. If I did not have the Lord in my life, and if I wasn't a priest, she would have only one time to try to hit me with a telephone. Now, I am not Ike Turner and I will never hit a woman, nor would I advocate the abuse of anyone. But Ms. Campbell needs to be set on the right path and she needs to get her act together. Now, if you look at her life, you'll see that she was born in South London. She is mostly of Afro Jamaican heritage, and her father is also partially Jamaican and Chinese. So I don't know if there's anything in her blood, but, you know, I mean, she went to a good school, so she is just really having some problems here. She is lacking common sense. Now, I would bet you all that the folks that Naomi is hitting and having her tantrums on are not as tall or physically defined as she is. However, what needs to happen in this case is a good old dose of humility and intimidation. Oh, yeah, I said it. This is a chance to teach Naomi and all bullies a lesson. And that's what I want to focus on today. We have all had a bully in our life, and the worst thing about a bully is that they are the personification of evil in that particular stage, but you can deal with bullies and still be loved by God. Please note before you send me the hater emails and the mean phone calls. I am not advocating violence. I'm just talking about tracing and placing the fear of God in these folks who think they can go around and treat you like you are less than a dog. Now, what Naomi needs is a meek and a wonderful woman who is not small to be her assistant housekeeper. I'm talking to all the ladies at the Waffle House, all the ladies on the south side of town, and all those big girls from the country. I am telling you all right now, I am not hating on these women in Atlanta. But we need to have an employee me driver q100 for someone to become Naomi's personal sister. Imagine, just imagine if Naomi had a temper tantrum with a lady from the Waffle House or a mother from the south side of Atlanta or even one of the many women that we have in our lives that we call Big Mama. Imagine Naomi trying to have a tantrum with her. Yep, I said trying. Because if these women are anything like my mother, they will say it would be your. It would be her trial and they will be her funeral. Atlanta, I believe that it's time for all people who are being bullied in any form or fashion to stand up and be like Ludacris, who says, when I move, you move just like that when you need to do Atlanta's to understand that bullies need to have the fear of God in them when they start tripping. Imagine if Naomi Campbell threw a shoe, a cell phone, or even a BlackBerry at me. It would be her last time because I am from the south side and I would do what anybody else would do on the south side. I would catch that phone, I would catch that BlackBerry, and I would catch that shoe, and I will hold it in the air in my hand. Take the phone, the BlackBerry, the shoe to her face, hem her up against the wall and look at the holy terror on her face. And I will let her know right then and right there. If you do not want this phone, this BlackBerry, or this shoe to be a permanent part of your body, you better leave me alone now. You know, Atlanta, that's what you gotta do. You don't have to be too buffed out. You just have to say, enough is enough and too much is too much. Therefore, my words today is that we can certainly learn from Naomi's dysfunction in the same way that she tries to imitate with her prestige, size and cash flow. You can return that Intimidation by just placing the fear of God in that bully. Now, I got a new song for y'. All, and I ask forgiveness from Beyonce and Jigga for my impromptu remix. All right, here we go. Naomi, seems like everywhere you go, I see you from your eyes, you look tits off. But I know I'm watching you helplessly and I want to reminisce, but hey, I don't want to get out of control but I need to catch myself. I know that you are so ticked off, but I go on to get some help. You, you can throw if you want to, but I'll catch it. And you're gonna be through. And don't think I'm gonna punk you, but when that phone hits you, I'm gonna swear it's deja vu. Know that when I hurt on you. Did that phone hurt? Sorry, boo, but you may want to get a substitute. Baby, when that phone hits you, you'll swear it's deja vu. So you know what my friends, like Luther said? When you move, I move. Just like that. Understand, Atlanta, you can stand up to bullies. Naomi Campbell, this priest in Atlanta said it. You need help, baby. So, Atlanta, understand if you got a boss, a loved one, or somebody who loves to throw a shoe, a phone, or anything at you, hem em ups against the wall. Put that phone or that BlackBerry in their face and tell them, baby, if you do not want this to be a permanent part of your body or your blood flow, you best to leave me alone. So, Atlanta, Georgia, this your boy, Father Crunk, Father Bailey, coming at y' all live. And once again, Atlanta, thank you all for the opportunity. Thank you, Q100. And I just want to say. Players, play on. God bless you all. I'll holler at you later. Naomi, get some help, baby.
