Vault: Father Crunk Talks About Naomi Campbell

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bert Show (“Vault: Father Crunk Talks About Naomi Campbell”)

Date: November 7, 2025
Host: The Bert Show Cast (Bert, Kristin, Abby, Cassie, Tommy, et al.)
Guest of Honor: Father Ricardo Bailey (aka "Father Crunk")

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Episode Overview

This episode features the ever-energetic Father Ricardo Bailey, known as "Father Crunk," delivering his trademark blend of humor, cultural commentary, and spiritual insight. Father Bailey dissects the public controversies of supermodel Naomi Campbell—particularly her notorious anger and history of altercations—and turns them into a wider lesson on bullying, humility, and standing your ground with a touch of southern and Catholic flavor. Lively caller interactions and candid stories about Catholic school upbringing round out a fun, memorable segment.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Rise of Father Bailey’s “Brand” (01:03–02:08)

• The Bert Show jokes about Father Bailey’s growing popularity: bobbleheads, T-shirts, and even “Father Crunk” merch are up for discussion.
• Bailey shares how young professionals at his church designed a T-shirt inspired by his previous segments:

  “All this Catholic dipping and dapping in. And it's happening. And it says, got crunk in the front, Got milk?”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (01:32)

2. Naomi Campbell’s Infamous “Rap Sheet” (02:44–05:05)

• Father Bailey presents Naomi Campbell’s alleged history of violence—particularly towards assistants and staff:
  • Anger management in 1999 after a relationship breakup.
  • Assaulted her assistant in 2000 over a phone call (Toronto court case).
  • Multiple incidents: biting, headbutting, slaps, throwing phones and BlackBerrys, including rumors and headlines from 2004–2006.
• On Campbell’s “weapon” of choice:

  “She has a problem with cell phones, blackberries, and people who she thinks get on her nerves...I mean, you know, cell phones are so expensive, man. How can you throw it?”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (02:44)

3. Drawing Biblical Parallels & Life Lessons (05:22–07:37)

• Father Bailey ties Naomi’s behavior to a Biblical narrative:

  • Compares Campbell’s malice to that of Herodias and Salome (the dance and beheading of John the Baptist).

• Father Bailey issues a challenge:

  “If I did not have the Lord in my life, and if I wasn't a priest, she would have only one time to try to hit me with a telephone...Ms. Campbell needs to be set on the right path and she needs to get her act together.”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (06:30)

• Commentary on humility and the need to confront bullies:

  “What needs to happen in this case is a good old dose of humility and intimidation...We have all had a bully in our life. And the worst thing about a bully is that they are the personification of evil in that particular stage. But you can deal with bullies and still be loved by God.”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (07:00–07:36)

4. Atlanta Realness: Southern Women vs. Bullies (07:37–09:40)

• Father Bailey humorously nominates strong southern women (Waffle House employees, “Big Momma,” etc.) as perfect foils for Campbell’s tantrums.

• Lays out his “catch and confront” plan if targeted by Campbell:

  “If these women are anything like my mother, they will say it would be her trial, and they will be her funeral...if Naomi Campbell threw a shoe, a cell phone, or even a BlackBerry at me. It would be her last time because I am from the south side...I would catch that phone, catch that BlackBerry, catch that shoe...hold it in the air...take the phone...in her face, hem her up against the wall and look at the holy terror on her face...If you do not want this phone, this BlackBerry, or this shoe to be a permanent part of your body, you better leave me alone now.”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (08:30–08:50)

• Encouragement for listeners:

  “You don't have to be too buffed out. You just have to say, enough is enough and too much is too much.”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (09:08)

5. “Deja Vu” Parody & Pop Culture Tie-Ins (09:41–10:23)

• Father Bailey remixes Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s “Deja Vu” as a playful message to Naomi, advising her to get help and warning would-be bullies.

  • “You can throw if you want to, but I'll catch it. And you gonna be through.”
  • “When that phone hits you, I'm gonna swear it's déjà vu.”

• Shout-out to Atlanta and a final summary:

  “So Atlanta, understand if you got a boss, a loved one, or somebody who loves to throw a shoe, a phone, or anything at you, hem’ em up against the wall...tell them, if you do not want this to be a permanent part of your body...you best to leave me alone.”
  —Father Ricardo Bailey (10:55)

6. Listener Calls and Community Vibe (11:20–13:49)

• Callers enthusiastically embrace Father Bailey’s message:
  • “Can I just say Amen?” (Angela, 11:24)
  • “I am dying in my car, laughing so hard. This guy is unbelievable...And I will take the job with Naomi Campbell. And I wish she would throw a phone at me.” (Davina, 13:26)
• Listeners ask where they can get “crunk” T-shirts; Father Bailey promises updates.

7. Catholic School Memories: Nuns and Discipline (11:50–13:24)

• Father Bailey and hosts swap stories about nuns instilling discipline, fear, and (sometimes) eventual priesthood.
  • “The one institution on the face of this earth that put fear in any Catholic child are nuns.”
  • Story of tiny Bailey being picked up “like Batman picked up the Joker” by Sister Regina (12:01).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Time Stamps)

• "Dude was going to end up with his own, like, board game. His own bobblehead doll. His own ice show, you know." —Radio Host (Bert Show Host), (01:03)
• "All this Catholic dipping and dapping in. And it's happening. And it says, got crunk in the front, Got milk?" —Father Ricardo Bailey, (01:32)
• "She has a problem with cell phones, blackberries, and people who she thinks get on her nerves." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (02:44)
• "She needs a mentor, y'all. Oh, my God. Tuck and roll, tuck and roll." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (04:00)
• "If I did not have the Lord in my life, and if I wasn't a priest, she would have only one time to try to hit me with a telephone." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (06:30)
• "You can deal with bullies and still be loved by God." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (07:18)
• "Enough is enough and too much is too much." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (09:08)
• “When you move, I move. Just like that.” (referencing Ludacris) —Father Ricardo Bailey, (07:59)
• “I know that you are so ticked off. But I go on to get some help. You can throw if you want to, but I'll catch it. And you gonna be through." —Father Ricardo Bailey (singing), (09:46)
• “This your boy, Father Crunk, Father Bailey, coming at y’all live. And once again, Atlanta, thank you all for the opportunity...Players, play on. God bless you all. I'll holler at you later. Naomi, get some help, baby." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (10:55)
• "The one institution on the face of this earth that put fear in any Catholic child are nuns." —Father Ricardo Bailey, (11:50)
• “I am dying in my car, laughing so hard. This guy is unbelievable.” —Caller Davina, (13:28)

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Key Timestamps

• 01:03 — Show introduces Father Bailey, “merch” talk
• 02:44 — Naomi Campbell’s violent incidents
• 05:22 — Father Bailey links to Bible and bullying
• 07:37 — Suggests southern women as assistants, deals with bullying
• 09:41 — Beyoncé “Deja Vu” remix, lesson for Naomi
• 11:20 — First lively caller (Angela): “Amen!”
• 11:50 — Bailey’s story: Catholic nuns, discipline
• 13:28 — Second caller (Davina): Praise for Father Bailey
• 13:57 — Father Bailey’s community event plugs

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Tone & Style

• Energetic, humorous, and down-to-earth—Father Bailey seamlessly blends pop culture, biblical parable, and personal anecdote.
• Southern flavor and urban wit, with a little “preaching to the choir” and playful call-and-response with both hosts and listeners.
• Inclusive and candid—emphasizes standing up for yourself with grace and courage.

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Takeaways

• Father Bailey is a born performer, as beloved for his candor and humor as for his spiritual guidance.
• Naomi Campbell’s tantrums serve as fodder for deeper reflection on bullying, boundaries, and humility.
• Listeners resonate with the lessons about confronting bullies, celebrating southern and Catholic cultural touchstones, and finding humor in life’s rough edges.
• The episode is a riotous reminder that, no matter how notorious the public figure, there’s always a teachable moment—and a punchline—waiting.

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For more episodes or to join the community conversation, visit allthehitsq100.com or The Bert Show’s official links.

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Transcript

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We all knew, we were all convinced when Father Bailey came in here for the first time that when all was said and done, dude was gonna end up with his own, like, board game. Run his own bobblehead doll. Bobblehead doll. His own ice show, you know. Right now it has been suggested that Father Bailey get his own T shirts with his merchandising. Merchandising. Not by Father Krunk, I should say, but by some students at Holy Spirit.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Well, no, it's the young professionals. A bunch of wonderful young men and women about my age, around 32 and below. Hey, sounds good. You know, and they came with this T shirt by the way of a young lady by the name of Erica Wright. That's off the segment I did a couple of months back about stop dipping and dapping. You'll know what's happening. I think the T shirt says all this Catholic dipping and dappling and it's happening. And it says, got crunk in the front, Got milk. So we're trying to see if we can try to get a little advertisement for Q100 to, you know, move these shirts and everything in the church, you know, T shirts.

[Co-Host or Producer]

Now, I'm telling you, we're going to lose them. We're going to lose them to Hollywood.

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And he really is a Roman Catholic priest.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I mean, I have mass at 8:30. You know, it's real.

[Co-Host or Producer]

For those of you that haven't heard Father Bailey before, he comes in every week and he says, look, don't look at Hollywood and kind of laugh at their dysfunction. What you have to do is take a look at all the messed up things that go on in Hollywood and embrace it and learn from it. And this week he's got a really tough assignment. Cause he took on Naomi Campbell.

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Lord have mercy.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

I am sanctified.

[Listener or Caller]

Sanctified.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

What's up, party people? Once again, it's on. It's your boy back on the airways. Father Ricardo Bailey, the Holy Spirit Catholic Church in the ghetto of Buckhead. And now this morning, we're going to talk about the absolutely outrageous behavior of Ms. Naomi Campbell. This lady has been in the news for several months about her alleged attitude problem. She has a problem with cellular phones, blackberries, and people who she thinks get on her nerves. Now, just peep the rap sheet that she has so far. She is reputed to have a temper. She attended an anger management course in Arizona in the fall of 1999 in an effort to rescue her relationship with her boss, Flavio Briatore. The following year, she claimed to be a new woman, but they split up in 2001. Now, there are alleged cases involving violence against her staff, often involving throwing a cell phone. I mean, you know, cell phones are so expensive, man. How can you throw it? Well, I guess you got as much money she has, you're good to go.

[Radio Show Host]

But when you get all mad at Holy Spirit, you just throw cordless phones because they're less expensive, easier to replace, right?

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

I throw nothing at Holy Spirit, man. I want to remain a priest. Now, in 2000, she pleaded guilty in Toronto for assault to Georgiana Glanes, her then assistant. Campbell had assaulted her for telephone in a hotel room and threatened to throw her out of a moving car. She needs a mentor, y'. All. Oh, my God. Tuck and roll, tuck and roll. In November 2004, she attacked her personal assistant, who had her lip bitten. And she was headbutted by Naomi Campbell. In March of 2005, she slapped her assistant, Amanda Brack, and beat her around the head with a BlackBerry handheld personal organizer. Her spokesman, Ron Shutter, denied the incident that ever took place. Yeah, right. And then the Italian actress Yvonne Sosio claimed that the model left her covered in blood after a fight at a Rome hotel. Yvonne claimed she punched me in the face. She was like Mike Tyson. Now, there were rumors that she was going out with Mike Tyson. And of course, In March of 2006 of this year, she was arrested for allegedly assaulting her assistant with a blinged out, encrusted cell phone, resulting in a bloody head that requires stitches you can.

[Co-Host or Producer]

Deny one of them, like publicly. You can say, look, the fight with the bloody lip, when I bit the girl's lip. That's not true.

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The cell phone slipped out of my hand.

[Co-Host or Producer]

You can probably deny one of them. But when you've built a case, a.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Blinged out cell phone, I mean, oh, my God. Gosh, I am speechless, Atlanta. But you know what? Let's go ahead on and get it done now. You know, it is my job to find something in the Bible that can either relate with my topic or even give a lesson as to how we can learn from the dysfunction of Hollywood. Lord have mercy. The behavior of human beings do not cease to amaze me. I mean, you can look in the New Testament and see the evil and the malice of Herodias, the wife of King Herod, and, and the way that she used her daughter Salome to perform an exotic dance to influence King Herod into getting her ultimate wish. That is to get the head of John the Baptist. Now, you all know what happened. Salome did the dance, and as a result of her job, King Herod promised to give her whatever she wished. She asked her Mount Herodias, and she asked for the head of John the Baptist. Now, this was a very sadistic act, but Naomi Campbell is totally out of her mind. If I did not have the Lord in my life, and if I wasn't a priest, she would have only one time to try to hit me with a telephone. Now, I am not Ike Turner and I will never hit a woman, nor would I advocate the abuse of anyone. But Ms. Campbell needs to be set on the right path and she needs to get her act together. Now, if you look at her life, you'll see that she was born in South London. She is mostly of Afro Jamaican heritage, and her father is also partially Jamaican and Chinese. So I don't know if there's anything in her blood, but, you know, I mean, she went to a good school, so she is just really having some problems here. She is lacking common sense. Now, I would bet you all that the folks that Naomi is hitting and having her tantrums on are not as tall or physically defined as she is. However, what needs to happen in this case is a good old dose of humility and intimidation. Oh, yeah, I said it. This is a chance to teach Naomi and all bullies a lesson. And that's what I want to focus on today. We have all had a bully in our life, and the worst thing about a bully is that they are the personification of evil in that particular stage, but you can deal with bullies and still be loved by God. Please note before you send me the hater emails and the mean phone calls. I am not advocating violence. I'm just talking about tracing and placing the fear of God in these folks who think they can go around and treat you like you are less than a dog. Now, what Naomi needs is a meek and a wonderful woman who is not small to be her assistant housekeeper. I'm talking to all the ladies at the Waffle House, all the ladies on the south side of town, and all those big girls from the country. I am telling you all right now, I am not hating on these women in Atlanta. But we need to have an employee me driver q100 for someone to become Naomi's personal sister. Imagine, just imagine if Naomi had a temper tantrum with a lady from the Waffle House or a mother from the south side of Atlanta or even one of the many women that we have in our lives that we call Big Mama. Imagine Naomi trying to have a tantrum with her. Yep, I said trying. Because if these women are anything like my mother, they will say it would be your. It would be her trial and they will be her funeral. Atlanta, I believe that it's time for all people who are being bullied in any form or fashion to stand up and be like Ludacris, who says, when I move, you move just like that when you need to do Atlanta's to understand that bullies need to have the fear of God in them when they start tripping. Imagine if Naomi Campbell threw a shoe, a cell phone, or even a BlackBerry at me. It would be her last time because I am from the south side and I would do what anybody else would do on the south side. I would catch that phone, I would catch that BlackBerry, and I would catch that shoe, and I will hold it in the air in my hand. Take the phone, the BlackBerry, the shoe to her face, hem her up against the wall and look at the holy terror on her face. And I will let her know right then and right there. If you do not want this phone, this BlackBerry, or this shoe to be a permanent part of your body, you better leave me alone now. You know, Atlanta, that's what you gotta do. You don't have to be too buffed out. You just have to say, enough is enough and too much is too much. Therefore, my words today is that we can certainly learn from Naomi's dysfunction in the same way that she tries to imitate with her prestige, size and cash flow. You can return that Intimidation by just placing the fear of God in that bully. Now, I got a new song for y'. All, and I ask forgiveness from Beyonce and Jigga for my impromptu remix. All right, here we go. Naomi, seems like everywhere you go, I see you from your eyes, you look tits off. But I know I'm watching you helplessly and I want to reminisce, but hey, I don't want to get out of control but I need to catch myself. I know that you are so ticked off, but I go on to get some help. You, you can throw if you want to, but I'll catch it. And you're gonna be through. And don't think I'm gonna punk you, but when that phone hits you, I'm gonna swear it's deja vu. Know that when I hurt on you. Did that phone hurt? Sorry, boo, but you may want to get a substitute. Baby, when that phone hits you, you'll swear it's deja vu. So you know what my friends, like Luther said? When you move, I move. Just like that. Understand, Atlanta, you can stand up to bullies. Naomi Campbell, this priest in Atlanta said it. You need help, baby. So, Atlanta, understand if you got a boss, a loved one, or somebody who loves to throw a shoe, a phone, or anything at you, hem em ups against the wall. Put that phone or that BlackBerry in their face and tell them, baby, if you do not want this to be a permanent part of your body or your blood flow, you best to leave me alone. So, Atlanta, Georgia, this your boy, Father Crunk, Father Bailey, coming at y' all live. And once again, Atlanta, thank you all for the opportunity. Thank you, Q100. And I just want to say. Players, play on. God bless you all. I'll holler at you later. Naomi, get some help, baby.

[Co-Host or Producer]

Father Bailey from the Holy Spirit Catholic Church. Hey, Angela.

[Listener or Caller]

First, can I just say Amen?

[Co-Host or Producer]

Amen. Can I get an amen, sir?

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Well.

[Listener or Caller]

And I have got to get crunked. Where do I get a T shirt?

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Hey, you know, I'll tell you what. We're trying to get the T shirts made up and everything, but as soon as we do, I will let Burton know. But we have to get a little permission from people here and people there. And when it happens, I'll hook you up, all right?

[Listener or Caller]

I will be first in line with my big amen.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Lord have mercy.

[Co-Host or Producer]

Thank you for calling, Angela.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Bye. Bye.

[Herobread Advertiser]

I just imagine. Yeah, I just imagine you with, you know, the cell phone and Naomi and you take. I mean, don't make him take his collar off.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

You Know what? The whole thing about this whole Naomi camera reminds me of a story. When I was a kid, the one institution on the face of this earth that put fear in any Catholic child are nuns.

[Listener or Caller]

And when I was a child.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

When I was a child, I used to be holy hell and terror in a kindergarten. And I had this nun named Sister Regina. I had this beautiful five feet that y' all see right now, you know what I'm saying? I was a small little kid back in the day. Sister Regina picked me up by my collar like Batman picked up the Joker. And she said, you know what, boy, if you act up one more time, you are going to be in serious trouble. Pick me up on the shoulder, you know what I'm saying? I was like, lord have mercy. This is scary. And the thing about nuns and black women.

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Sister Regina.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Sister Regina. The thing about nuns and black women is that when the nuns got you, you had to face your mom at home.

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[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

So I think I can only count on my hand maybe two times. I acted up. And hence, I'm a priest right now, so it works.

[Radio Show Host]

We used to have. When I went to school, school, we used to have Sister. Sister Carolyn, I think it was.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

And she had.

[Radio Show Host]

She did not. She was a nun. But her fingernails were like the. Like, she must have gone every week for a manicure or whatever, and she would just put one of those on your neck like a fingernail. And as soon as you felt that.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

You'Re like, oh, man. When I see nuns walking down the street, I walk on the other side of the street.

[Co-Host or Producer]

It got to the point where I.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

Tell you, man, I love them. I love them, but they, man, they. They did it.

[Co-Host or Producer]

Davina, good morning. You're on the Burke show. All the hits. Q100.

[Listener or Caller]

How you doing?

[Co-Host or Producer]

All right. How are you?

[Listener or Caller]

I am dying in my car, laughing so hard. This guy is unbelievable. This is the first time I've ever heard him. And I will take the job with Naomi Campbell. And I wish.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

There you go.

[Listener or Caller]

She would throw a phone at me.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

One time.

[Listener or Caller]

And anybody who knows me knows she will eat that phone.

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

But I love to show you guys.

[Listener or Caller]

And keep it up.

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[Co-Host or Producer]

Thanks, Davina. All right, sir, so all your information up online at allthehitsq100.com. You have anything else coming up you need to give a hit to?

[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

I think that's about it, y'. All. You know, Club Paraclete still on and popping every weekend. You know, we got the shows and the party coming in, you know, at 5:30 on Saturdays, 8:30 and 10:00 clock and 11:30 and 5:30 on Sundays. So you know, come on, get in where you fit in y'. All. You know, get it done.

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[Father Ricardo Bailey (Father Crunk)]

And the father Bailey iPod iTunes the.

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