The Bert Show: Vault – Lady Gaga Claps Back at Another Celeb's Rude Comments

Original Air Date: March 30, 2026
Guests: Lady Gaga
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This episode centers on Lady Gaga’s response to criticism from Spencer Pratt (of “The Hills”), her philosophy on showmanship and fame, and authentic insights into how she navigates the music industry, criticism from peers, and the demands of her career.

Main Topics & Discussion Breakdown

1. Lady Gaga Arrives: Morning Mishaps & Touring Life

[00:45 – 01:41]

• The show kicks off with a lighthearted story about someone failing to alert the host about food stuck in his teeth, which Lady Gaga finds amusing.
• Lady Gaga discusses her grueling tour schedule, mentioning she rolled off her tour bus after sleeping in fishnets:

  “I fell asleep in my fishnets. And then I rolled off the bus this morning… Yeah, it’s rock and roll.” (Lady Gaga, 01:28 – 01:38)

• She describes her longstanding work ethic, hustling in NYC before her fame—with gigs, hustling labels, and even go-go dancing to pay for demos.

2. The Drive for Perfection & Artistic Control

[02:03 – 05:39]

• Lady Gaga talks about her obsession with putting on a great show, making sure every performance is an immersive experience:

  “It’s not easy waking up every morning thinking how you can please your fans... Whenever I get on that stage and I see those fans, it’s like, bang. It’s like eight cups of coffee.” (Lady Gaga, 02:51 – 03:03)

• She calls herself “a little bossy” but stresses she’s not high-maintenance—just a perfectionist:

  “You could say I’m a control freak. Or you could just say that I’m not a lazy pop singer.” (Lady Gaga, 04:05 – 04:09)

• Gaga emphasizes her financial reinvestment into her art, prioritizing show production over material luxuries:

  “…I spend every dollar that I make on iTunes and everywhere else on my music and my show because I don’t care about buying fancy cars and condominiums.” (Lady Gaga, 04:37 – 04:55)

3. Fashion, Shock, and Her Crew (“The House”)

[03:12 – 03:57]

• Gaga disputes the concept that her performances are “shock art,” contending that her style and presentation are just extensions of her NYC lifestyle.
• She explains that her whole aesthetic—including her costumes and stage designs—is collaboratively created with “The House,” a group of young, artist friends.
• She admits to being “bossy” in directing her creative vision but keeps a collaborative, appreciative team dynamic.

4. Navigating the Industry: Autonomy Versus Label Control

[05:39 – 06:34]

• Lady Gaga recognizes other artists’ struggles with label control; she expresses gratitude for her unique, trusting relationship with her own label:

  “We designed that entire American Idol performance and never told anybody what we were going to do in front of 20 million people. … But they trust me… I’m not trying to teach Picasso to America. I just want to do something different.” (Lady Gaga, 05:48 – 06:29)

5. Putting Money Where Her Art Is: The Bubble Piano

[06:36 – 07:26]

• When asked about her biggest splurge, Gaga delightfully reveals it was her custom “bubble piano,” designed to match a favorite dress and light up onstage.

  “My bubble piano. … When I told everyone how much that piano cost before I built it, they were like, you are on drugs.” (Lady Gaga, 06:42 – 06:45, 06:56 – 06:58)

6. Remaining Grounded Despite Fame

[07:43 – 08:31]

• Gaga recounts her return to her old NYC haunts, where the local scene showed continued support and pride in her global success.
• She reflects on her community’s ethos—art, friends, and love—emphasizing authenticity over celebrity airs.

7. Pop vs. Hipster Culture: Embracing the ‘Sellout’ Stereotype

[08:31 – 09:36]

• Gaga breaks down her strategy: doing pop music in a rock-centric, hipster scene was her “radical” move.

  “Pop music is like the antithesis of all things cool. … What if I did a pop show that these rock and roll kids would want to go see?” (Lady Gaga, 08:48 – 09:03)

8. Critics, Hate, & Owning Her Reputation

[10:12 – 11:31]

• Confronting criticism head-on, Gaga says much of what detractors say is true, especially about being “pretentious” or “disgusting”—she owns those descriptors rather than hides from them:

  “They say I’m pretentious, and I am quite pretentious about my work. … I think that there would be something very wrong … if everybody in the world thought that I was like a little doll. Because I’m a real girl.” (Lady Gaga, 10:26 – 11:09)

9. The Spencer Pratt “Clap Back”

[11:31 – 14:24]

• The hosts recount Spencer Pratt’s recent tabloid comments in which he dismisses Gaga’s success as attention-grabbing “foolishness.”
• Lady Gaga responds with grace, refusing to escalate or insult, praising Pratt’s loyalty to his wife (Heidi Montag), and affirming that real feedback comes from respected artists in her sphere:

  “If I cared about what Spencer Pratt thought about my fashion more than I cared about what Jeremy Scott thinks of my fashion… I would be foolish.” (Lady Gaga, 13:20 – 14:06)

• She laments industry “beef” and reiterates her focus is on supporters who understand and inspire her artistry.

10. Public Perception: Rocker, Rebel, or Just Real?

[14:24 – 16:12]

• Gaga admits she’s not the “self-destructing” type, despite the paparazzi narrative. She values doing a great job and prioritizes authentic music over stereotypical celebrity antics.

  “It is much more important to me to do a good job and have great music and a great show than to have a bunch of models at a table in a nightclub. I’m just not that girl.” (Lady Gaga, 15:05 – 16:08)

11. “Stiletto Skills” and Working Her Way Up

[16:12 – 17:48]

• The hosts ask how Gaga mastered six-inch stilettos—she credits years of dancing on bar tops and club stages:

  “I think we should use both [backdrop]. … How are you gonna dance in heels on three feet of stage? And I said to him, well, it’s a good thing. I’ve been dancing on bars for years.” (Lady Gaga, 16:38 – 17:32)

• She encourages listeners not to “downplay” their life experiences, suggesting humble beginnings can become invaluable.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On her creative drive:

  “I’m not a diva at all. You know, I’m a pop singer who knows how to make a show off both a beer and a champagne budget. So, like, I’m a real chick, and I really love what I do, and it’s all about my fans.” (Lady Gaga, 05:04 – 05:39)

• On authenticity:

  “I’m a real girl with a very strange name who makes art, and that’s it. … I’m not going anywhere.” (Lady Gaga, 10:46 – 11:09)

• Clapping back with poise:

  “He's completely entitled to his opinion… If I cared about what Spencer Pratt thought about my fashion more than what Jeremy Scott thinks… I would be foolish.” (Lady Gaga, 13:20 – 14:06)

• On her roots and making an impact:

  “All you need is love and art and your friends.” (Lady Gaga, 07:52 – 08:31)

Key Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:28] – Lady Gaga talks about sleeping in fishnets on the tour bus
• [03:12] – Discussing “shock art” and her visual style
• [04:05] – On being a “control freak” versus a “lazy pop singer”
• [06:36] – The story of building her iconic “bubble piano”
• [08:48] – The radical act of performing pop for NYC rock kids
• [10:26] – Embracing her critics’ labels (“pretentious,” “disgusting”)
• [13:20] – Lady Gaga's diplomatic response to Spencer Pratt
• [16:38] – Dancing in stilettos: skills from dancing on bars
• [17:32] – Lessons from humble beginnings

Tone & Takeaway

In classic Gaga style, the tone is playful, candid, and empowering. She meets criticism with intelligence and humor, reinforcing her position as an unapologetically original artist—never spiteful, always self-aware and fiercely protective of her art, her team, and her fans. The episode leaves listeners with a window into Gaga’s process and mindset beneath her public persona, and a healthy dose of “real-chick” wisdom about staying true to oneself under the spotlight.