Burt (Show Host) (2:46)

I just never have this kind of drama in my life. Really.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (2:49)

I know.

Burt (Show Host) (2:50)

I just don't.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (2:51)

Well, if we did, she would have called up on Friday, and we would have been like, oh, no, we don't want to talk to you on Monday.

Burt (Show Host) (2:56)

Right. It's just like some people's lives really are like a soap opera. Hey, Jane, you're on the voice disguiser again. How are you?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (3:02)

I'm fine, thanks.

Burt (Show Host) (3:03)

Okay, so tell us about the weekend. When did it start? When did you approach this guy, and what were the results?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (3:09)

Well, Saturday about noon. I talked to some people who had contact with him, got his number, called him, and he called me back a little later, Saturday afternoon from a cell phone, you know, so he wasn't at his house where his wife was. Thank God he answered the phone. So he called me back, and I asked him, I said, was that your daughter that I saw you with at the mall? And he said, yes, it was. And I congratulated him, of course, and said, you know, I'm really happy for you, but at the same time, you had told me, you know, those years ago that you couldn't have any kids. And he said that he had his vasectomy reversed once he met his current wife. And I was very relieved in that moment. And then when I talked to you guys on Friday, someone called in and said that vasectomies are not 100%. And that did sort of throw some fear into me. And even though he does say that he had it reversed, I asked him if he would mind having a test done just so I could be 100% sure.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (4:19)

What do you mean, like a DNA test?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (4:20)

Yeah, just a test. Because, you know, it's not 100%. And now the questions come up, and I don't really think I can rest until I know for sure whether or not my son is my husband's or this guy, and he won't agree to any tests. He said that he didn't feel it was necessary, that he'd had this other operation, and that, you know, he didn't. He obviously doesn't feel any need to set anything to rest. He feels very confident that my son is not his. But I don't. And so I just don't know what to do. I mean, that's where I am today.

Burt (Show Host) (4:56)

Well, I don't know, man. Do you really want to know? I mean, I guess for medical history, it's an important thing, but. Yeah. Things are going well in your relationship now with your husband, right?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (5:07)

Yeah, they're really good right now. That's why this is just such terrible timing, because, you know, you make a.

Burt (Show Host) (5:13)

Mistake, and I'm a big fan of the truth and all, but there is some gray area, you know, and I'm.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (5:18)

Not surprised by his reaction at all. Like, I'm surprised he wasn't more angry in reacting to you. Like, I'm surprised he was.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (5:26)

He has nothing to be angry about.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (5:28)

Yeah, yeah.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (5:28)

But her, like, approaching him and stirring up all this stuff. Like, I'm surprised he was that nice to call her back and all that stuff, because I would imagine most guys would be like, I got it reversed. It's none of your business. Get out of here. See you later. You know what I mean?

Burt (Show Host) (5:41)

Well, that almost sounds like kind of what he's doing. I mean, like, one conversation I'll deal with, but if you want to come back, forget it.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (5:49)

Yeah, I think. I think that's. I think that's an appropriate reaction from him.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (5:52)

Yeah.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (5:53)

Like, no, I had. Yeah, I had the vasectomy reversed. And then when it gets to the point where she's like, well, can I have a lock of your hair? Then he's like, okay, now you're crazy.

Burt (Show Host) (6:02)

What's your reasoning behind really wanting to know if everything's going great with the family right now? I mean, you obviously love your child. Your husband loves your child. Why do you really want to know?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (6:12)

Well, you know, I don't know that I can actually explain why I feel this need to know, except that, you know, I don't. I guess it's just something in me. I mean, I gave birth to him, and we love him and everything, but still, who his real father is seems to be a really important question. It's not something you just want to let go.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (6:35)

Are you totally happy in your marriage right now?

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (6:37)

Yeah.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (6:38)

I mean, everything's great. I mean, nothing's perfect. Right. But it's pretty darn good. As good as I guess a marriage can be.

Burt (Show Host) (6:47)

So you're happy?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (6:48)

Yeah.

Burt (Show Host) (6:48)

Okay.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (6:49)

Yeah. And I don't want to bring this up to my husband until I know for sure. Until, you know, I know one way. I mean, if it's my husband's child, I don't think I would ever bring this up to him.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (6:59)

Well, it doesn't sound to me like you've got much of a choice.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (7:02)

I mean, if that's kind of how it's looking. That's true.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (7:04)

You know, I mean, if the ex is saying, sorry, not gonna do the DNA testing thing, you gotta back off, then. I mean, what other choice do you have? You gonna go find him in a bar and pull his hair? Yeah.

Burt (Show Host) (7:15)

You've got nothing. Try to grab a handful, get all CSI on him.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (7:20)

No, I mean, I will let him.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (7:21)

Stealing his toothbrush and stuff, right?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (7:24)

I'll let him go if that's.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (7:25)

If.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (7:26)

You know, he's really adamant. I thought there might be a small chance I could talk him into it. Just do something discreet between he and I, but I'll see.

Burt (Show Host) (7:34)

How old is the child now?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (7:36)

Three and a half.

Burt (Show Host) (7:38)

See, like, I'm trying to think from your husband's perspective here. Like, if Stacy came to me when Hayden was three and a half years old. I'm so invested in Hayden already. And I. I mean, he is an extension of me. And I love him so much that if Stacy were to come to me and say, that's not your child, I'm wondering how I would react to that. Because in my heart and my head, he's still my child. I love him. So there's no way that I could give that up, even if he was or was not mine.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (8:03)

So you're saying it wouldn't really make a difference to you.

Burt (Show Host) (8:05)

But I can also see the other side of this where somebody would look at that child and be resentful every time he looked at him, thinking, this is a constant reminder of the affair that my wife had on me. So I don't. I don't know.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (8:17)

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (8:19)

Yeah, maybe. I think I gotta go with that. Ignorance is bliss on this one. Especially if he doesn't look identically like your ex. Or he doesn't, you know, I mean, doesn't look too far from you and your husband where it's not going to be something that's real obvious as he gets older, then just leave it alone.

Burt (Show Host) (8:39)

Hey, Jane, hold on one sec because people are calling up, so I'm going to put you on hold because I can't put everybody on together. Then you'll all be on the Voice Discussor. Okay, so I'll come back to you in a second. Hey, Jim, you're on all the hits Q100 in the Burt Show. Hi.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (8:52)

Yeah, hey, first time caller, long time listener. Hey, listen, why doesn't she just get a sample of her husband's hair and do the DNA test?

Burt (Show Host) (9:02)

Why didn't we think of that? Why didn't we think of that? Why did we think of that?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (9:06)

I mean, what to think about? I mean, she don't have to ask this bozo. Just do it.

Burt (Show Host) (9:10)

Why didn't we think of that.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (9:11)

Yeah, duh.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (9:12)

Brilliant. That half a smart. Okay.

Burt (Show Host) (9:16)

Thank you, sir.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (9:17)

Thank you.

Burt (Show Host) (9:17)

Bye bye. Yeah, that's why we're never going to be good detectives. We're morons.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (9:23)

Yeah, but think about it. If Jim was in charge of CSI, the episodes would only be five minutes long.

Burt (Show Host) (9:28)

Hey, Rebecca, you're on all the Hits Q100.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (9:30)

Hey, listen, I think she's just like, trying to do this for her own conscience. Because if you're practical about it, this surgery is not like getting your fingernails done. This is a big deal for a guy. So he's had to have tests to see if the reversal was necessary, like sperm count and everything. So leave it alone.

Burt (Show Host) (9:51)

I don't know that I'd want to rock the boat either. The only practical side of me thinks, though, medical history, it would be important.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (9:57)

Yeah, but the guys probably had to have all this test done to see the reversal was even necessary. So obviously he couldn't have had a child, right?

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (10:04)

Could or couldn't?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (10:05)

He could not have before, you know, why would he have a reversal if, you know, the doctor's not going to just do it. Just go, hey, let's just do a reversal.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (10:14)

You know, I see what you're saying, I see what you're predicting. But still, you know, he could have had a couple good swimmers.

Burt (Show Host) (10:22)

Good morning, Dean. You're on all the Hits Q100. Hello.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (10:25)

Hey, Virtual.

Burt (Show Host) (10:26)

Hi.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (10:28)

I was telling the young man that maybe she should have, like, get a sample of his saliva, like off of a glass and do, you know, send it into a lab so that he doesn't know he's being DNA tested. You know, something simple.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (10:40)

Right. But the question I think is, does she really want to know? So, okay, so what happens when she finds out that he's her baby's daddy?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (10:47)

I think it's more so her guilt now, I think, because she's seen this guy. If she wouldn't have seen him, then it wouldn't even be an issue. But now that she's seen it, it's going to eat her up.

Burt (Show Host) (10:56)

Oh, man, I wouldn't even approach it. I'd be done. Morning. All the hits Q100.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (11:01)

Hey, guys, I don't think that she should go forward with this at all. I think it's a really bad idea. And exactly what you said, Bert. Every single time he looks at this child, he's gonna, you know, think about the ex husband.

Burt (Show Host) (11:14)

I'm not sure that, like, I mean, I'm so. I mean, I love this kid, my kid, so much that if somebody told me that it really wasn't mine. In my mind, in my heart, I'm his dad.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (11:24)

Doesn't matter.

Burt (Show Host) (11:24)

You don't think it would be a.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (11:25)

Constant reminder that your wife stepped out on you?

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (11:28)

Right?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (11:28)

Exactly. But here's the deal. If that's the case and he is his father, it doesn't matter who you know actually partook in his birth, if that makes any sense. If he's his father, it's beaten down now.

Burt (Show Host) (11:42)

She's breaking up.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (11:42)

And why would you want to weaken that relationship between your husband and his son? You just wouldn't. I mean, why would you? Because the only thing that that news can do is weaken that relationship. I can't make it stronger. So why would you want to do that?

Burt (Show Host) (11:56)

And here's another one of those cases where there's this constant conflict of the person you'd like to be and the person that you are. Like, you want to believe that your relationship is strong enough to be able to withstand anything. But the truth of the matter is, somebody hits you with something like this, you have no idea how you're going to react. The final word is on the phone for us, and that's Nicole. Yeah, Nicole called back. Where Nicole at? Hey, Nicole, good morning.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (12:18)

What's up, y'? All?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (12:19)

I'm fine.

Burt (Show Host) (12:19)

How are you?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (12:21)

I'm doing real good. I got a comment for the caller, though. For real. On a serious note, not only do you may want to check into it for your own peace of mind, but you may need to do that for your child because your child needs to deserve to know who his real father is. And I'm not, you know, just. Just being, you know, rude about or anything, but your child deserves to know. I understand you made a mistake, and I'm not following you for that because everyone makes mistakes. But your child deserves to know. And also, I mean, the world is so small. What if the child wind up getting with its sister that you saw later on, you know what I'm saying? Because the world is small. I don't want to put that. But it can happen. It can truly, truly happen. You can run into a cousin, you can run into whoever and didn't know it and get with them. So you really need to know for your child's sake.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (13:08)

Now we're getting very Melrose Place.

Burt (Show Host) (13:10)

So you think you find out the information and don't pass it on to the dad.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (13:14)

I mean, you mean to the dad that is always known. Okay. No, he needs to know, too. Honesty is always the best policy. Do not hide stuff. I mean, I Understand, it may be difficult, things like that, but people have gotten through it. I'm not. I don't know how he's gonna react. That's something that she's gonna have to deal with. And hopefully their love is strong enough. But she needs to know for her own peace of mind. Because now she gonna be wondering forever. She's gonna be wondering. She gonna be thinking about that forever until, you know, to the end of time, she's gonna be trying. Oh, what if. What if. What if she needs a peace of mind? And that child deserves to know who his father is.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (13:51)

So, Nicole, if it were in your situation, would you go to your husband and steal some hair or whatever and get it done? And then if it turned out that he was the dad and you know it's not from the ex boyfriend or whatever, would you just keep the whole thing a secret?

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (14:06)

Okay, I'm gonna tell you what I would do for real. I keep it a secret. I mean, you know, if you don't. If you don't found out everything and everything's okay. Gotta keep it a secret. Don't. Don't be stirring up too much in there now. You know what I'm saying? If you don't found out everything is okay and go ahead and go on what you have to do. I mean, I don't me that's what I would do personally, but I mean, everyone. Everybody is different. I mean, why stir up a bunch of mess if there's no need to? Now she can go in something in her house and pull her hair and her husband don't wake up or nothing. Girl gonna do what you gotta do. See that hair? Cut it out. Do whatever you gotta do to go and get your peace of mind. Cause she's gonna be thinking about that. See, now it's too late. She's gonna be thinking about it now. She done seen that little girl and everything. She gonna be thinking about it now.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (14:49)

So now it's time for her to become a crazy hair plucking heifer.

Jim/Nicole (Callers or Commentators) (14:53)

Okay, she better go out and plug that hair.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (14:55)

Okay.

Burt (Show Host) (14:58)

All right, Nicole. Talk to you later. Bye, Nicole.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (15:02)

I just love how she shoots straight. I love it like she just has the best advice because she doesn't care.

Burt (Show Host) (15:07)

When you're not an employee of the radio station, you don't have an email address, you can say anything you want.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (15:11)

Tell it like it is.

Burt (Show Host) (15:12)

You want to get Jane on here one last time on the voice disguise, and then we'll let her go.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (15:15)

There you go.

Burt (Show Host) (15:16)

All right, Jane, you've got all the info from our listeners. Do with it what you want. Thank you.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (15:20)

Thank you very much.

Burt (Show Host) (15:21)

Which way you think you're gonna end up going with this?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (15:23)

You know what? I think I have to take a break. But probably. I have to know. So I'll probably do something. I don't know what, maybe pull hair.

Dean (Co-host or Commentator) (15:32)

Will you let us know what happens one way or the other?

Jane (Caller with personal story) (15:34)

Yeah, I'll let you know. Sure.

Burt (Show Host) (15:35)

Okay. Keep in touch with us.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (15:37)

Thank you.

Rebecca (Caller or Commentator) (15:37)

All right.

Burt (Show Host) (15:38)

Bye bye.

Jane (Caller with personal story) (15:38)

Bye bye.

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