B (2:58)

Denise, how old are you? What are you, like, 25 years old?

E (3:01)

Yeah. And, I mean, look, the thing is that, you know what? When everyone else was in Cancun for their graduation trip from high school, I was taking prep courses for college.

C (3:11)

You're kind of bitter.

B (3:13)

This sounds like. It sounds like the quarter life crisis that we talk about.

C (3:17)

I don't think this is the same type of quarter life crisis. I think this is a different story. But I think that she's smart at least to identify, needing to let her hair down and get a little crazy now.

D (3:27)

But you're not too late like that. I think the bitterness in your voice. But you're 25, so, I mean, you're not too late to be able to enjoy yourself, you know?

C (3:37)

And I would say tonight you need to be careful, because you said you've never even been drunk before. No, it's not gonna take very much. You seem to be careful on the.

D (3:47)

And you're gonna be with people you trust, right?

E (3:49)

Yeah, absolutely.

D (3:50)

Because they're gonna end up having to take care of you.

C (3:52)

Mm.

A (3:53)

At about 10, right.

B (3:55)

So alcohol has never crossed your lips before?

E (3:59)

No, I have. I mean, I've had a drink before, but I've just. I've never gotten bashed in my life.

B (4:06)

So it's really more. It's not so much about the alcohol as it is just like wanting to go out, wanting to start date, letting your hair down a little bit, going. Just living it up a little bit like you feel like you should have done a couple of years ago.

D (4:19)

I never thought that I would. I never considered a teacher being kind of jealous of their students, because it sounds to me that what kind of brought this to light is the fact that you see your students enjoying themselves a little bit. Right.

E (4:32)

Yeah, I mean, I just. I see that they're off to have, like, the time of their lives.

B (4:37)

I can understand this. I can totally understand this.

C (4:41)

I think you could put together, like, a summer checklist.

E (4:45)

Of, like, what I want to do this summer.

B (4:47)

So homework is.

E (4:49)

Are you telling me. Yeah, I want to go and I want to have a great summer. And, you know, I want to go and I want to party and I want to maybe, you know, meet a hot guy and, you know, have a fling with him and just do everything that I haven't let myself do since I was, you know, like, 10. And I started thinking about what college I wanted to go to.

D (5:09)

Say I had a fling with a hot guy.

C (5:10)

I think you should make, like, a checklist of clubs you want to see that you've never been to before.

B (5:15)

Cross off opera, you know, go to opera, then cross that off. Velvet roll. Do that one.

C (5:20)

Exactly. And then I think you should make a list of boys you'd like to make out with or. Summer fling. Right. Or, I don't know. I mean, what else? I mean, and just check it off the list this summer, and then maybe it'll be out of your system by the time school rolls around this fall.

B (5:33)

Yeah. Like, what are some of the things.

C (5:34)

This summer, this late July when they go back to school?

B (5:40)

If you are putting together a checklist of things for the entire summer, what would it be? Besides going out in clubbing, doing it up a little bit, besides, you know, dating a little bit more. What else is on that list for you?

E (5:51)

I mean, just having a good time and not feeling guilty about it. Truly.

A (5:58)

When you go out tonight to get all schnockered, I would recommend there's a drink called Jagermeister that'll really help you ramp up without getting too hammered too quickly.

E (6:08)

A lot of people get really sick off of that.

D (6:12)

I think you're gonna get sick anyway.

B (6:13)

The Devil's Water. Hey, Susan, you're on Q100.

F (6:18)

Hey, good morning. Listen, I just want to let the caller know that I was a lot like her. And I also am a teacher much older than her now. But don't be jealous of your students. Let me tell you, I had my master's by the time I was 25, 26, specialist degree in administration by the time I was 27. And it is so much more fun to party when you have money and you have a house and a car and you can pay for it.

D (6:43)

Yeah.

F (6:44)

Don't regret what you didn't do. You did it. You did it in the right order. So now you got all that you. You know, all the money you need to have a good time.

C (6:57)

It doesn't even seem like you have a frame of reference of where to begin on this checklist. I think you need to get a wild friend. I think that needs to be like on the top of your checklist. Is not. You need a wild friend. No more wild than Wendy. She's still a little reserved. I mean, I think this girl needs a professional wild woman to take her under her wing. She doesn't even know where to go.

B (7:19)

Yeah, right.

C (7:20)

You know what I mean? Like, she doesn't even know like where. What places to put on her checklist.

B (7:24)

Maybe we need to find a virtual listener that can call us every week with like a homework assignment. We'll keep it very teacher. Very.

D (7:31)

She doesn't want to be teacher.

B (7:32)

No, what I'm saying is, like, she'll have a homework. Yeah, she's got a lesson plan.

A (7:35)

It's a lesson plan for the summer.

C (7:37)

Right.

B (7:37)

Suzanne, you're on Q100.

G (7:39)

Q100. I'm a new listener and I love your show already because I'm calling in. I love the lesson plan idea, but I think you should put it on your website. You should have people submit ideas. Because, for example, I think she should get a piercing.

D (7:54)

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

G (7:56)

When I was 30. When I was 30 years old and I had my oldest daughter when I was 20. So she and I were kind of talking about how I was going to recover. I was a brand new single mom and she said, you know, mom, you should get a piercing. And I put it off for five years and I finally did it when she went and got hers. I went and got my cartilage done.

B (8:14)

So good for you.

G (8:15)

And I just felt so naughty. It was great.

A (8:19)

There's nothing hot about that sentence.

B (8:21)

What's that?

A (8:21)

Just got my cartilage done and I.

B (8:25)

Felt naughty about it. So we would put piercing on the list. I think an all nighter?

D (8:31)

Yes.

B (8:31)

You got to do 24 straight hours without sleeping.

C (8:35)

I'm trying to think.

E (8:35)

I mean, I've done that before when I've been studying.

A (8:37)

She's probably not.

E (8:38)

Not papers.

C (8:40)

Not study.

D (8:41)

All nighter is not for studying.

A (8:42)

Just papers to grade.

C (8:43)

No more.

D (8:44)

No, no, no. That's what we're talking about.

B (8:45)

It's like going out and partying, then going, you know, after party and then having plans to go to breakfast and then hit a deck bar somewhere or go to a beach and do an all nighter.

C (8:56)

I also think she needs to start some day drinking. You know where you start at noon, get a good table outside all day.

D (9:03)

Yeah.

B (9:07)

It does. It does sound like we are talking to somebody that has zero idea.

D (9:12)

No, she does.

C (9:12)

No, she frames the reference.

B (9:14)

You are gonna need some guidance through this, and we want to guide you through this.

E (9:18)

All right. I'm willing to take whatever suggestions y' all have. I. I just. I don't want to spend the whole summer being sick.

D (9:25)

Well, the thing is, it's all about. Because we have two things about alcohol.

A (9:28)

Now we're scaring her.

D (9:29)

But now. Now we have to focus on the guys, like I do. You talk about she needs a random makeout session with a stranger.

E (9:36)

You know, I'm all for that, actually. Yeah.

A (9:39)

Yeah.

C (9:40)

She's like that. I can wrap my brain around.

D (9:42)

Yeah.

B (9:43)

All right, let us put together Like a wild child 101 list for you, and let's meet back in a couple of days. And what, are you out of school? You're out of school. This is it this week?

E (9:55)

Pretty much, yeah.

B (9:56)

Okay. Take some suggestions from the virtual community also, and then we'll follow you through the entire summer. One of two things is going to happen. You're either going to love this life and you may never be able to look back again, or you're absolutely going to hate it and realize that you haven't missed a damn thing or feel.

C (10:11)

Like you got it out of your.

B (10:12)

System or you got it out of your system.

A (10:13)

The bird show.