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This is Nick, this is Jack. It's Tuesday, T Boy Tuesday, December 9th. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T boy.

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The top three pop business news stories you need to know today.

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I mean, Jack, the mix is so good. What do you say we get right to it today, man.

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For our first story, the Empire Strikes Back. Dun dun, dun. Paramount has upped the ante to acquire Warner Brothers.

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Yesterday we told you Netflix was buying Warner Brothers. But today, Paramount is attempting a hostile takeover.

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For our second story, Sephora's makeup sales are are at an all time high right now thanks to the same strategy that works in football.

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And it's the only strategy that works if you're trying to sell something.

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And our third and final story, Pinkberry TCBY 16 handles. Delicious. Nick, you notice more froyo chains popping up around you?

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I kind of want to lick the podcast right now.

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Oh, boy. We'll explain why frozen yogurt is the hottest food of this winter. And it's not just nostalgia. Don't make a lick sound right now.

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I was going so close, but yetis.

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Before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.

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Fantastic mix of stories. Love the mix of stories for T boy Tuesday, Jack.

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They've got some awkward times going on over at Apple.

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Yeah, you see, Apple stock is at an all time high, but everybody is leaving.

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Last week, Apple's chief lawyer announced they're.

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Retiring and their chief designer said he's ditching for meta.

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And Apple's AI business is still mia.

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Summary

The Best One Yet — December 9, 2025

Episode Theme:
A lively, insight-packed breakdown of the day’s top three business stories: Paramount’s shocking hostile takeover bid for Warner Brothers, Sephora’s playbook for blockbuster sales, and 16 Handles’ froyo-fueled comeback—plus a side of Bieber’s iPhone grievances.

Episode Overview

Hosts Nick Martell and Jack Crivici-Kramer bring their signature T Boy energy (and banter!) to the stories reshaping pop business culture. Today, they serve up:

Drama in the streaming wars as Paramount outbids Netflix for Warner Bros.
Sephora’s all-time-high sales, driven by a relentless retail “game of inches” mentality.
The froyo revival, starring 16 Handles’ reinvention.
A viral Justin Bieber iPhone “diss” causing ripples at Apple.

1. Bieber’s iPhone Diss: Apple’s PR Meltdown

Segment Start: [01:09]

Key Points

Amidst Apple’s soaring stock, top execs (chief lawyer, chief designer) are leaving and Apple’s AI is “MIA.”
Justin Bieber publicly roasted Apple on social for the “dictation button” placement in iMessage, stirring strong reactions and humor.
Bieber joked/threatened:

“If I hit this dictation button after sending a text and it beeps and stops my music one more time, I'm gonna find everyone at Apple and put them in a rear naked chokehold.” — Bieber ([02:07])
Hosts riff with Bieber-inspired song references:

“We have never seen Bieber more bitter, baby.” — Jack ([02:25])
“Hey, Steve Jobs, where are you now that I need you?” — Jack ([02:28])

Impact:
Bieber’s unscripted rant was partly blamed for a 1% Apple stock dip.

2. Paramount’s Hostile Takeover of Warner Brothers

Segment Start: [05:02]

Discussion Breakdown

Backdrop:
- Friday: Netflix announces plans to buy Warner Brothers for $27.75/share.
- Monday: Paramount counters with a $30/share “hostile” bid, bypassing Warner Bros’ board and pitching directly to shareholders.
Hostile Explained:

“Paramount’s offer bypasses Warner Brothers board of directors... and that is the definition of a hostile takeover.” — Nick ([06:11])
Deal Drama:
Paramount, backed by Larry Ellison and Trump-associated sovereign wealth funds (Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi, Qatar), and even Jared Kushner’s private equity, is betting on regulatory approval, arguing political connections grease the wheels.
Business Chess:
- Warner Bros. CEO David Zaslav previously spurned lower Paramount offers, driving the price up from $8/share (April) to $30/share now.
The Real Winner:

“Whoever wins, David Zaslav wins. The failed CEO who is now winning Yetis.” — Jack ([08:14])
“30 bucks a share for something that six months ago cost 8 bucks a share?” — Nick ([09:12])
“Warner Brothers Discovery was much more valuable as a pawn in the streaming wars than as a standalone media company.” — Jack ([09:22])

Memorable Moment:

“Add it all up and it feels like we are in the middle of the Warner Brothers Bachelorette. Episode two is already meatier and spicier than episode one.” — Nick ([06:41])

Takeaway:

The streaming war’s winner (Netflix or Paramount) will make Warner Bros’ CEO Zaslav a billionaire either way.

3. Sephora’s Surging Success: The “Game of Inches”

Segment Start: [09:39]

Key Insights

Performance: All-time high sales ($18.5Bn, more than Dick’s Sporting Goods), enormous profitability, more store traffic than the Eiffel Tower.
Competitive Landscape: Despite pressure from Ulta, Amazon, and TikTok-shop sellers, Sephora’s 3400 stores are thriving.
Secrets to Success:
- Exclusives: “Half the brands at Sephora, you can only buy at Sephora—like they sign makeup brands like teams sign athletes.” ([11:28])
- Economic Resilience: Lipstick index—consumers “splurge on lipstick” whether the economy’s up or down.
- Relentless Retail Approach:
  
  “Every square inch must be productive. Every inch is like a little jewel.” — Sephora CMO, quoted by Nick ([12:50]) “Like football, retail is a relentless game of inches. And Sephora has become a hall of famer.” — Jack ([13:17])

Memorable Moments:

“You walk in for a $12 lip balm, you walk out with a new 12 step beauty identity.” — Nick ([10:04])
Hosts connect lipstick to linebackers for a playful “football” analogy.

Takeaway:

Every square inch in Sephora stores is monetized—location, display, and impulse—all maximized for retail victory.

4. Frozen Yogurt’s Comeback: 16 Handles Leads the Way

Segment Start: [15:38]

Key Discussion Points

History & Nostalgia:
Each generation has its frozen treat: Boomers (Mr. Softee), Gen X (Tasti D-Lite), Millennials (Pinkberry & 16 Handles).
Industry Crash:
- Froyo market down 28% since 2017; stores down 35%.
- Pandemic “killed” self-serve model out of hygiene panic.
Comeback Kid:
- Noah Cuny Lichtman, at 23, takes a $500,000 SBA loan to buy/revive 16 Handles, betting the real problem was oversupply and not demand.
- Lichtman’s innovations:
  - High-protein flavors for fitness trends.
  - Nightlife vibes after 8pm—“zero proof nightlife.”
  - Franchising to students and young entrepreneurs.
- “Noah sold the 16 Handles franchise to an MBA student at Columbia to open a location on the Upper West Side that's doing very well.” — Nick ([18:57])

Takeaway:

The real risk to Froyo wasn’t demand, but becoming “a victim of its own success”—too many stores, not enough differentiation.
The smart lesson: Don’t repeat oversupply; curate growth.

Quotes:

“It wasn’t a demand deficit, it was a supply surplus.” — Jack ([20:22])

5. Quick Hits: What Else You Need to Know

[21:28]

SpaceX IPO could reach $1 trillion valuation—the biggest ever.
China’s Trade Surplus surpasses $1 trillion, the greatest in history.
Sweetgreen’s $10 bowl: First “value meal” as sales lag.

6. Best Fact Yet

[22:50]

The color red stimulates hunger—which is why most fast food and food apps use red in their branding.

“It’s red! Like...McDonald’s, KFC, Burger King, Wendy’s, In-N-Out, Panda Express, Chipotle, Pizza Hut. Jack, Red Lobster. It’s called Red Lobster, man.” — Nick ([23:14])

T Boy Takeaways Recap

[20:40]

Paramount’s hostile bid: Warner Bros.' CEO Zaslav gets rich—Netflix or not.
Sephora: Success through relentless, inch-by-inch store optimization.
16 Handles: Froyo failed by oversaturating, not from lack of demand—the comeback is smarter supply.

Notable Quotes

“Warner Brothers Discovery was much more valuable as a pawn in the streaming wars than as a standalone media company.” — Jack ([09:22])
“Every square inch must be productive. Every inch is like a little jewel.” — Sephora CMO via Nick ([12:50])
“It wasn’t a demand deficit, it was a supply surplus.” — Jack ([20:22])

The Best One Yet delivers sharp pop-business news, colorful analogies, and quotable banter—streamlining everything you need for your next water-cooler conversation.

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🍦 “Fo-Sho” — 16 Handles’ return. Paramount’s hostile takeover. Sephora’s football strategy. +Bieber’s iPhone diss.

Transcript

Summary

The Best One Yet — December 9, 2025

Episode Overview

1. Bieber’s iPhone Diss: Apple’s PR Meltdown

Key Points

2. Paramount’s Hostile Takeover of Warner Brothers

Discussion Breakdown

Memorable Moment:

Takeaway:

3. Sephora’s Surging Success: The “Game of Inches”

Key Insights

Memorable Moments:

Takeaway:

4. Frozen Yogurt’s Comeback: 16 Handles Leads the Way

Key Discussion Points

Takeaway:

Quotes:

5. Quick Hits: What Else You Need to Know

6. Best Fact Yet

T Boy Takeaways Recap

Notable Quotes