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Nick
This is Nick.
Jack
This is Jack.
Nick
It's Tuesday, t boy. Tuesday, April 7th. And today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T boy.
Jack
The top three pop business news stories you need to know today.
Nick
Jack, I'm no Ringling Brother, but I'm pretty sure after the show is the after party. Am I right?
Jack
So we're in New York City. Our live show is tomorrow. After the show.
Nick
Yes.
Jack
Nick and I are going out to the bars to hang out with you.
Nick
We always do. We always see it.
Jack
We're going to l' Express on Park Avenue to just a couple blocks from Irvin Plaza.
Nick
You can get like a 10pm burger at that place.
Yeti
I think it's open 24 hours.
Jack
I think there's a few tickets left.
Yeti
There are like six tickets.
Jack
There might be none, but if you're free Wednesday night at 7 o', clock, we wanna see you grab tickets. Link in episode description.
Nick
We're sold out, Jack. Three fantastic stories for today's pod. What do we got in the chat?
Jack
For our first story, NASA's Artemis II just went around the dark side of the moon. Yeah, seriously, real thing.
Nick
True story, but another startup just raised 60 million bucks to put sunglasses on the sun.
Jack
For our second Urban Outfitters rental business, Nuuly just hit half a billion bucks in sales.
Nick
Wow.
Jack
It's twice as big as Rent the Runway.
Nick
Nuuly, they got you to stop canceling
Yeti
by making canceling easier.
Jack
And our third and final story is Sam Altman. He wants robots to pay your taxes so you can take Fridays off.
Nick
That's a real headline.
Jack
And we also have advice for TVPN OpenAI's newly acquired podcast. Yes, we do, Jack, but yetis before we hit that wonderful mix of stories.
Nick
What a mix of stories.
Yeti
Love the mix.
Jack
And the big city J College basketball is over. Hockey playoffs haven't begun yet.
Nick
Baseball, it's barely even started.
Jack
So the most important sport in the world right now. Flag football.
Nick
It's flag football.
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It's a.
Jack
And get this. Tom Brady just lost a flag football game to his Uber driver.
Nick
That's right. A bunch of amateurs beat our best pro players. Wasn't even close.
Jack
Here's the context to drive hype for the newest Olympic sport, Flag football. An exhibition game happened last month in Los Angeles.
Yeti
In lovely Los Angeles.
Jack
The NFL's best versus our actual Team USA flag football players.
Nick
And here's the deal. Tom Brady captained the NFL team and had a glitterati of current NFLers.
Jack
But instead of shoulder pads, those NFL players had flags around their waists.
Nick
Now, when this new Olympic sport was
Yeti
added, Yetis we assumed it would be all NFL.
Jack
The NFL even clarified Travis Kelce could play for Team usa. It doesn't conflict with the NFL schedule.
Nick
Okay, but here's the problem. The Tom Brady led team just got their butts. Whoop a doodle doo.
Jack
It was a real life plot of the dodgeball movie.
Nick
It happened in real life. It was like the average Joe's beat.
Jack
And here's the best part. The amateur flag football coach was a gym teacher in Miami.
Nick
Jack, the amateur flag football quarterback is
Yeti
a 5 foot 7, 140 pounder working
Nick
multiple jobs to support his flag football career.
Jack
This guy's a part time uber driver, part time landscaper.
Yeti
He's a part time baggage handler at
Nick
the airport when he's not doing all the other part time stuff.
Jack
And he's the best flag football quarterback this country has.
Nick
Now, Yetis. To sprinkle on even more context, Jack and I played on the same flag football team after college, naturally.
Jack
And the championship team's quarterback was a 50 year old dude with a huge
Nick
beer belly and he outplayed every single ex D1 athlete on our team.
Jack
What we're trying to say is flag football is simply a different sport than contact football.
Nick
So now the 2028 US flag football team probably won't even have any pros on it.
Jack
Tried out last month. Seriously, he's not making the cut.
Nick
Besties, do you need any more motivation today than that?
Jack
An Uber driver just took Tom Brady down in quarterbacking.
Nick
Who cares about your quarterback rating? That's a 4.98 uber rating, baby. Jack, let's hit on three star years
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before this song, two boys from the northeast met in the dorm. They had an idea to cause a cultural storm. It's the best one yet. But the best is a norm. Jack. Nick, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice. 50%. That's a fat tip. T boy city on your at Liz if you know, you know cause we read to go we can't wait no more so just start the show Start the show.
Yeti
Start the show.
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For our first story, NASA's Artemis 2 space mission just went around the dark
Yeti
side of the moon.
Jack
And now there's a space race for crazy space startups like Sunglasses for the Sun.
Yeti
We repeat ray bans on mother son.
Nick
But first, Yetis. Okay, Jack, can you sprinkle on some context can you tell them about the video you just showed me on the taxi ride down to the studio?
Jack
You didn't see this?
Nick
I hadn't seen this.
Jack
There's an airplane that had a perfect view of the Artemis 2 space launch from Cape Canaveral, Florida.
Nick
I'm already stressed.
Jack
And somebody recorded a video on their iPhone. It's incredible. The rocket ship is blasting off and you see it go from Earth up into outer space from the window of
Nick
your airplane, we've reached our cruising altitude and yes, that is a rocket ship on the right side of the aircraft.
Jack
This is motivation to always choose the window seat, not the aisle.
Nick
But yesterday, the four person crew aboard
Yeti
the NASA rocket broke a record by traveling 252,760 miles from Earth.
Jack
That is so far away. And it breaks the record set by Apollo 13.
Nick
Yeah, they broke Tom Hanks record and
Jack
Bill Paxton and Kevin Bacon.
Nick
They also lost radio connection for 40 minutes on a Monday because of a Pink Floyd situation. Yeah, it is yesterday.
Jack
NASA's spaceship went around the backside of the moon, which is the dark side of the moon.
Nick
Same as the album Real Thing, by the way. The dark side of the moon actual in existence.
Jack
So when the moon goes around planet Earth, it doesn't spin. So we're constantly looking at the same face of the moon and we're in
Nick
the same orbit as the moon. It's like the dark side of the moon.
Yeti
It isn't actually dark.
Nick
The sun sees it sometimes, but we never do. It's basically the butt of the moon.
Jack
But we saw it yesterday thanks to NASA, and it looks fantastic. Actually looked a lot like the other
Nick
side of the moon. No moon judging over here, Jack. But stocks and publicly traded space companies,
Yeti
they soared last week on this and other space news.
Jack
SpaceX filed to IPO.
Yeti
True.
Jack
And NASA packed its bags and went back to the moon for the first time in 50 years. Remember, this is just Artemis 2, Artemis 3, we're actually gonna land there. And Artemis 4, we're gonna build a moon station.
Nick
Yeah, just like Disney. A lot of sequels coming. But what Jack and I found fascinating,
Yeti
what caught our attention in particular, was
Jack
a startup doing the opposite of what Ryan Gosling is doing at movie theater right now.
Nick
The startup is Stardust Solutions and they're
Yeti
developing an aerosol that can mimic a meteor strike.
Jack
Because what happened to the dinosaurs?
Nick
Why don't you tell us, Jack?
Jack
A meteor hit planet Earth 60 million years ago and created an unbelievably large dust cloud that blocked the sun from hitting the surface of the Earth.
Nick
Yeah, it was that dust cloud that basically froze all the T. Rexes.
Jack
But instead of blocking the sun, Stardust wants to just shade the sun a tiny little bit.
Nick
Yeah, just a bit. You know, instead of wiping out plants
Yeti
and dinosaurs, Stardust wants to chill the earth a tad.
Jack
Basically a venture backed gigantic sunglasses shade for the Earth to block the sun's rays.
Nick
Yeah, you're using dust clouds like a thermostat for the sun to cool down
Yeti
the temps and slow, maybe reverse a little bit of climate change.
Jack
Stardust business model to play God by changing the temperature of the planet.
Nick
Yeah, as you can imagine, spoiler highly controversial.
Jack
Like what parts of planet Earth are gonna get shaded by these aerosols?
Nick
How much are gonna get shaded to what?
Jack
What happens if something goes wrong? Who's gonna fix it?
Nick
What is the sunblock lobby gonna say about all of this, Jack?
Jack
Either way, venture capital just PL $60 million into Stardust, the business that sounds like a climate change hail Mary.
Nick
Speaking of hail Marys, Jack, isn't this
Yeti
startup also the plot of the new movie Hail Mary?
Jack
No spoilers here, but Ryan Gosling in the Hail Mary project movie is on a mission to do the opposite.
Nick
Yeah, he's making the sun hotter, but it's basically the same idea.
Jack
It's one business trying to do stuff in the atmosphere to save planet Earth.
Nick
And Gosling is always involved. So, Jack, what's the takeaway for our
Yeti
buddies over in this crazy space go to the moon moment?
Jack
The next addressable market is lunar infrastructure, AKA lunastructure.
Nick
So yet he's a classmate of mine from business school, Philip Johnston.
Yeti
His startup just hit a $1 billion valuation to put data centers in space.
Jack
Exhibit B, the top class at Stanford everyone wants to take right now is on AI infrastructure, and space is a key part of that infrastructure.
Yeti
Or, Jack, how about in the stock market? We covered intuitive machines last year. They handle cargo and logistics designed for moon applications.
Jack
And the stock is up 30% in the last week because it just won a $180 million NASA contract for the next legs of the Artemis mission.
Yeti
Besties. The key for all these businesses, it's
Nick
not satellites or space tourism like we've
Yeti
all been seeing for years, right?
Jack
It's to build infrastructure for mining, warehousing, shipping, and energy production on the moon and in outer space, Jack, A special
Yeti
kind of helium that costs 2 million bucks a pound here on Earth. That stuff's abundant up on the moon
Jack
and it can be used for nuclear fusion reactors.
Nick
Besties, energy resources on the moon.
Yeti
Sunglasses in outer Space that can save the earth.
Jack
And it's driving a whole new industry.
Yeti
Not infrastructure. Lunastructure
Nick
for our second story. Urban Outfitters rental business Nuuly has nearly half a million users spending half a
Yeti
billion bucks right now.
Jack
Newly beat Rent the Runway by making it easier to cancel.
Yeti
I feel like that's a question mark situation.
Nick
But Yeti's Urban Outfitters. It's Abercrombie and Fitch, but instead of cologne, they're selling candles.
Jack
They're selling $68 vintage tees. Your dad has a dozen of them.
Nick
I know I'm in an anthropology because I'm picking up Molly, a sweet treat gift kind of a thing. And the person next to me is shazaming the playlist in the store.
Jack
Urban Outfitters publicly traded company. They also own Anthropologie and Free People. And Urban Outfitters business has never been better.
Yeti
Talk to me, jack.
Jack
Revenues rose 11% last year for this Philly based fashion company. Record profits and the stock rose 43%.
Yeti
Urban Outfitters is now wor 6 billion bucks.
Nick
Let's sprinkle on some context.
Jack
That's half as valuable as the Gap, but twice as big as American Eagle.
Nick
And it's the same size as one Lift.
Jack
But the most interesting part of Urban isn't what they're selling. It's what they're renting.
Yeti
That's right, because besties Urban Outfitters clothing rental business Nuuly is now a half a billion dollar brand.
Jack
Nuuly 2 used for some reason I still haven't figured out why. But it's the business that's a new species of business.
Nick
It's a new species.
Yeti
Cause Jack and I have noticed this is the rare profitable loss leader profit.
Jack
Puppy meets loss llama.
Nick
It's like a centaur. It's half profits, half losses.
Yeti
You never see this because when Nuuly
Jack
rents you clothes, you actually end up buying clothes too.
Yeti
All right, follow us on this one. Yetis for about a hundred bucks a month, you get six to eight new items and then send them back at the end of the month in a
Nick
bag or a shipping container. It's basically a duffel bag. Jack, for the sake of like editorial integrity, can you please give a full disclosure?
Jack
The only reason I know is because my wife is a power user.
Nick
I think she's the power user.
Jack
It's a straightforward millenn millennial business model of renting a wardrobe.
Nick
But Nuuly's numbers, thanks to Jack's wife Alex, are anything but straightforward these days.
Jack
They just hit $567 million in annual Nuuly rental sales.
Yeti
That is nearly twice as much more than Rent the Runway.
Jack
And Nuuly now has 420,000 active monthly
Yeti
users, which is more than twice as much as Rent the Runway.
Jack
Rent the Runway invented the clothing rental business model, but Nuuly is running away with it.
Yeti
They're hockey sticking right now up and to the right.
Jack
And the wildest part, renting of clothing doesn't cannibalize Urban Outfitters sales of clothing.
Yeti
On the contrary, Jack, it's growing Urban Outfitters sales because sales of Urban and
Jack
its sister brands have only accelerated once Nuuly became an offering.
Nick
It's like Nuuly is driving an anthropology pop these days.
Jack
So Nuuly, think of it not as a clothing rental business. It's a clothing trial business.
Darina
Yes.
Yeti
Yeah, Like, Jack, you didn't rent that floral print unitard. You were just testing the floral print unitard.
Nick
Sounds offensive, but it's not with Nuuly. Yetis Urban Outfitters has turned your home
Yeti
into dressing room and charges you for it.
Jack
Charges you for it.
Nick
So, Jack, what's the takeaway for our buddies over at Nuuly and Anthropologie?
Jack
If you run a subscription business, turn the exit sign into a welcome mat.
Yeti
Yeties, look, the wildest part of Urban Outfitters business here is that they embraced cancellations. They made canceling your subscription easier, which
Jack
is the opposite of every other subscription total. Opposite, Jack. They add friction. They make it really hard to cancel. You gotta email the manager or call between 9 and 5. You gotta wait 30 days, maybe pay
Nick
some termination gyms, phone plans.
Yeti
Netflix subscriptions thrive on friction. You forget or you give up.
Jack
But Nuuly has made canceling very easy. It's one click on the website or
Yeti
the app, as their CEO put it. He intentionally built Nuuly for users to be fluid, and he added a simple pause feature.
Jack
The result, 58% of Nuuly users paused instead of canceling. I mean, if it's the same thing, what's the difference?
Yeti
So they're still customers, Jack. Oh, and you're more likely to re up your account if it is paused, not canceled.
Jack
Full, full disclosure. Alex paused her Nuuly for, like, two years, but she just recently got back on board. It was really easy to reactivate her account.
Nick
That's what we're talking about.
Jack
That's exactly what we're talking about.
Nick
That's what we're talking about here.
Yeti
Yeah. So Nuuly created this gray area that kept customers in the green. It lost them For a season, but not forever.
Jack
Cancellation friction is like locking the door on your customer.
Nick
Yeah, it is, Jack.
Jack
Once they escape, they're gonna run away forever.
Nick
But easy cancellation, that's like your friends
Yeti
who are always there for you. Like even if you haven't called in
Nick
a while, just call them back.
Jack
They'll welcome you right back.
Nick
Hey Demi. How. Yeah, you pick up where you left off.
Jack
It's a rare surprise, counterintuitive strategy to
Yeti
stop you from canceling. They made canceling easier.
Nick
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For our third and final story, Sam Altman just told the government how to
Yeti
tax his company and how to redistribute his wealth.
Jack
OpenAI wants to replace income taxes with an AI tax.
Nick
Interesting.
Jack
And institute a 4 day work week
Nick
plus since a bunch of you have sent us DMs, we'll tell you what
Yeti
we think about the TBPN podcast deal.
Jack
But first, Yetis, quick reminder, sprinkle on the coffee. A little over two years ago, Sam Altman got fired from OpenAI for not telling the truth to his board.
Nick
Yeah, but then Jack, Sam got rehab fired a week later because his not
Yeti
truth telling, really good for business.
Jack
His embellishing has been really great for the valuation.
Nick
So when SAM issued a 13 page industrial policy for the intelligence age, our
Yeti
first thought was to take it with
Jack
a grain of salt, Sam.
Nick
Salt, Sammy, Salt.
Jack
Our second thought. Sam must be tired of anthropic CEO Dario getting all the attention as being the adult in the room.
Nick
Yeah, you see, Dario has written a dozen safety papers already. So Sam just wrote his very first tax law.
Jack
Now that is some thought leadership.
Nick
So Jack and I read it and we reread it.
Yeti
And this isn't just a rewriting of American tax law, is it, Jack?
Jack
This is a whole new social contract for the AI agent.
Yeti
And honestly, we're glad Sam whipped this
Jack
thing up, because right now our AI policy is no policy. And we obviously need something on the books here.
Nick
So, Jack, let's pause the pod.
Yeti
What exactly is in Sam's wild master American plan for the future of this country?
Jack
A robot tax, a public wealth fund, and a four day work week.
Nick
Well, I feel like we could come up with movie plots for all of those. But let's start with the robot tax.
Jack
Sam believes that AI will do most computer work pretty soon, and eventually physical work too, with robots.
Yeti
So Sam proposes shifting the tax burden from tax on workers who will get displaced to a new tax on automated labor.
Nick
Basically, tax on the bots.
Jack
Hey, Amazon, congrats on replacing that warehouse worker with a robot. But now you have to pay a robot tax to replace that worker's income tax.
Nick
And Jack, Sam is also saying, hey, Amazon, if you do keep that worker,
Yeti
you're going to get a tax credit.
Jack
The second key feature of OpenAI's tax plan is a public wealth fund.
Yeti
Basically make the government and owner of AI ventures. Just like.
Nick
Like the government in Saudi Arabia is
Yeti
an owner in oil ventures.
Jack
Saudi Arabia doesn't just pump a lot of oil. The government, and therefore the people own the oil wells. It could be the same idea here in the States, but with AI like,
Yeti
hey, AI might take your job, but you own it. So here is your AI dividend check, American worker.
Jack
The third key to this open AI tax plan is a four day workweek Yep.
Nick
A policy to incentivize companies to shorten
Yeti
the hours down from 40 a week to 32.
Jack
To ensure that AI benefits our quality of life instead of just making us work more and more and more and be more productive.
Nick
Although, Sam, we know you're listening. If you really want to make this
Yeti
shine, you got to rebrand Friday to AI Day.
Jack
Everyone's getting a three day work week courtesy of ChatGPT and their AI books.
Nick
You couldn't spell Friday without AI. Anyway, I think you can, actually.
Jack
No, you can't.
Nick
Where are we on that one Clock? But Sam's goal at the end of the day. What is it, Jack?
Jack
Ensure that the broad public benefits from AI, not just the owners who own
Yeti
the LLMs, but Jack, Sam's side goal.
Nick
What about that?
Jack
Improve AI's popularity among the public and appear like an AI thought leader to help his fundraising.
Nick
Well, perfect timing, Jack, because Sam is already acting on that side goal because
Jack
he just bought his favorite podcast.
Nick
Little insulted we're second favorite, but we'll roll with it. Jack, what's the takeaway for our buddies over at OpenAI?
Jack
TBPN shouldn't cover OpenAI news.
Yeti
Look, Yetis, last week, OpenAI announced it was acquiring Sam Allman's favorite tech podcast, TBPN.
Jack
A very similar deal happened to us in 2019. Yeah, Robinhood acquired our media startup and we worked there for three plus years.
Nick
Tech company acquiring a media company now,
Yeti
tbpn, the tech podcast, says they will operate with editorial independence. And Sam wants TBPN to cover OpenAI News as hard as ever.
Jack
But we know that's not gonna happen. Happen because of the lawyers.
Nick
Yep, we've been there. Every press release that OpenAI puts out,
Yeti
every tweet, every Instagram post, legally is a statement that could be used against OpenAI in court.
Jack
And it's the same with every podcast episode. So anything TBPN publishes about OpenAI will have to go through legal review before airing, which creates an editorial chilling effect.
Yeti
And that's why when we launched at Robinhood after that deal, we claimed editorial independence right off the start as well.
Nick
But.
Jack
But with one key exception, we said we wouldn't cover Robinhood news.
Yeti
And that's the key. We didn't pretend we could remain unbiased in covering Robinhood news because the conflict of interest was just, like, too obvious.
Jack
And even if we ignored the conflict of interest, the lawyers wouldn't have let
Nick
us cover Robinhood Legal on the phone.
Jack
Just like we don't think they'll let TVPN cover OpenAI.
Yeti
And that's why TVPN. We suggest you do the same. Avoid becoming a legally sanitized version of OpenAI's PR team. You should just never cover OpenAI news.
Jack
Congratulations on the epic sale. But to save the show, cut the cord on OpenAI news coverage.
Nick
Jack, could you whip up the takeaways for us for T boy Tuesday?
Jack
Not just SpaceX and NASA's Artemis, Stardust is developing aerosols to shade the sun's rays.
Nick
Oh, the next addressable market, it's lunar infrastructure, AKA Lunastructure.
Jack
For our second story, nuuly isn't just driving rental revenues, it's driving sales of urban's clothing too.
Yeti
Nuuly succeeded make it easy to cancel instead of hard.
Jack
And our third and final story. OpenAI published a proposal to rewrite America's tax code with AI at the center.
Yeti
And they acquired TVPN, which, from our
Nick
experience, we suggest they don't cover OpenAI news.
Jack
But besties, this pod's not over yet. Here's what else you need to know today.
Nick
First, Trump accounts have chosen a brokerage, the bank of New York and Robinhood. Come on up.
Yeti
You're getting the roads.
Jack
Starting this Fourth of July, babies born in Trump's second term get $1,000 automatically put into the account for the stock
Nick
market, which is awkward because Jack and I have kids on either side of that deadline.
Jack
But bank of New York Mellon will handle the back end. Robinhood will build a new app for it, including design and customer service.
Nick
This is Wall Street's new golden ticket.
Yeti
Yetis. Bank of New York Mellon and Robinhood, they get to manage the next generation's moolah.
Jack
For our second story, Citrini Research sent an analyst to the Strait of Hormuz,
Nick
a real business trip, to see if
Jack
ships are going through it.
Nick
Okay, can I fly business class for this one?
Jack
This hedge fund wanted to see for themselves if ships are going through with oil or not.
Nick
Yes, they sent an intern or an analyst to, like, just go do this.
Jack
And what he found. Fifteen ships a day are passing way less than usual. But that's not zero. It's a meaningful data point.
Nick
Hedge funds, they'll do anything to make
Yeti
money, even send someone into a war zone. Hopefully, he or she is getting a bonus.
Jack
And finally, the latest. Inflation is getting serious pushback grade inflation.
Nick
That's right. Harvard is trying to cap the number of A's it gives out.
Yeti
And students are freaking out at the
Jack
lunch table because remember, 60% of grades at Harvard are A's, so who cares? If you're a straight a student, when 60% of students are straight A's, no,
Nick
it is honestly more impressive to be
Yeti
a straight B student.
Jack
So faculty are voting later this week on whether to set a quota for the maximum number of A's, which might cause a revolt.
Yeti
And you gotta work for that B.
Nick
Now time for the best fact yet. This one sent in by Isaac Holt
Yeti
from lovely West Jordan, Utah.
Jack
Push and play.
Isaac
Hey, Nick and Jack. My name is Isaac and I'm all about paddle. I'm a young entrepreneur opening a paddle facility in Utah this spring. So trust me when I say this sport is the real deal. Fun fact for you. Padel originated in Mexico in the 1970s and has since become the fastest growing sport in the world. In Spanish, it's pronounced Padel with that accent. And here in America, we want to honor that, so we call it Padel. Our facility is called Paddle Park. It's going to be the best paddle facility in Utah. Come check us out, see what the hype's all about. Is the coolest community sport in the world.
Nick
I mean, 10 years ago, you couldn't raise money as a startup unless you were wearing all birds and going a soul cycle. And now you better be wearing on sneakers and playing Padel.
Jack
How do you pronounce it? How do you pronounce it?
Nick
Padel?
Yeti
Because if you know, you know, you know.
Nick
Yetis, you're looking fantastic today, Jack. You are glowing right off that flight, my friend. Thank you, man. Thank you. All right, so we did something special because the show was sold out last week. We released a few new tickets. We literally squeezed a few seats into one of the race.
Jack
I think we have a dozen comped tickets. Yeah, Nick and I don't have enough friends here, so we're opening them up for you to buy.
Nick
Yeah, so my mom, you know, my aunt. Yeah. There's only so many family members you can bring. So it's our special, special tickets. The VIPs. We released them. We want you to grab them before they go.
Jack
It's gonna be our best show yet, hands down.
Nick
In the meantime, Jack, we got a reservation up with Squale Jones. We got some pizza to eat, my friend. Let's get out of here. And before we go, a happy birthday to legendary Eddie Bodhi Badarai, turning 12,
Yeti
taking his first ever train ride from Boston to New York City to see our live show.
Isaac
Whoa.
Nick
And Jack, I should point out this is not easy for someone in a wheelchair. But our live show is accessible, so we are so, so pumped that Bode's making it down and wearing a slammin
Yeti
salmon bow tie for it.
Jack
Happy birthday to Joaquin Aguilar, turning 11 in Encinitas, California, popping wheelies and acing spelling tests.
Nick
And Avery Kennis over in Berlin, Massachusetts, just outside Boston, is having a sleep under party with all her buddies. The other Berlin.
Jack
And happy birthday to Elise and Amotho Villarreal, a couple with the same birthday
Nick
in Napa, California, no one could ever know. And Suzy Lee, starting a new role as a senior, Minneapolis.
Yeti
And celebrate them with a chai latte.
Jack
Congratulations to Kavion Barry, who just finished midterms at mit. He's been listening to T Boy every day since middle school.
Nick
Wow. And Tyler Cowie released a new app called Swipe Eats in Salt Lake City built for food lovers to find their next meal. Congrats on the launch, Tyler.
Yeti
Check it out, Yetis.
Jack
What is it with these Utahs?
Nick
Promoting their businesses, very supportive community. And a big shout out to Rick
Jack
Matson from Fox Island, Washington. He missed. This is that we dropped the T boy jingle on YouTube. We only play it on the audio version. Rick, give us your email. I'll send you the MP3 file.
Nick
Oh, and also, we've got a special edition of the jingle coming out on Wednesday on our live show.
Jack
If you know, you know this is Jack. I own stock of Lyft and Amazon, and Nick and I both own stock of Robinhood.
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Hosts: Jack Crivici-Kramer & Nick Martell
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A lively, insightful dive into three standout business stories: the booming space economy (and wild geoengineering startups), Nuuly's disruptive fashion rental growth, and Sam Altman's radical AI-driven tax proposal and his company’s acquisition of a tech media podcast. The hosts sprinkle their trademark banter, pop culture nods, and actionable insights throughout.
"An Uber driver just took Tom Brady down in quarterbacking." – Jack (03:22)
"They broke Tom Hanks’ record – and Bill Paxton and Kevin Bacon." – Nick (07:20)
"Venture capital just PL $60 million into Stardust, the business that sounds like a climate change hail Mary." – Jack (09:29)
"The next addressable market is lunar infrastructure, AKA lunastructure." – Jack (10:03)
"Nuuly isn’t just driving rental revenues, it’s driving sales of Urban’s clothing too." – Jack (22:41)
"If you run a subscription business, turn the exit sign into a welcome mat." – Jack (14:13)
"OpenAI wants to replace income taxes with an AI tax." – Jack (17:41)
"The third key to this OpenAI tax plan: a four day workweek." – Jack (19:53)
"Every podcast episode... will have to go through legal review before airing, which creates an editorial chilling effect." – Jack (21:32)
"To save the show, cut the cord on OpenAI news coverage." – Nick (22:19)
"It is honestly more impressive to be a straight B student." – Nick (24:21)
| Time | Topic | |-----------|----------------------------------------------------------| | 01:38 | Tom Brady loses flag football game to Uber driver | | 06:19 | Artemis II mission and “sunglasses for the Sun” startups | | 09:59 | The "lunastructure" (lunar infrastructure) boom | | 11:14 | Nuuly’s rental milestone; disrupting Rent the Runway | | 14:13 | Subscriptions: cancel friction vs. welcome mat | | 17:31 | Sam Altman’s AI tax plan explained | | 20:44 | OpenAI acquires TBPN — the insider’s view |
This episode blends news, sharp analysis, and the hosts' personal stories with signature wit—delivering business insights you won’t find anywhere else.