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Episode: 🛵 “Who is Mamadou?” — Uber’s perfect delivery guy. Nvidia’s OpenAI circularity. Exec Assistants-for-All. +Sorority $$$ Surge.
Date: September 25, 2025
Hosts: Jack Crivici-Kramer & Nick Martell

Episode Overview

In this high-energy installment, Nick and Jack deliver their signature 3 pop-biz stories, blending sharp analysis with wit. The episode dives into the viral legend of "Mamadou," the Uber Eats delivery dynamo in NYC; unpacks a bewildering $100 billion circular venture deal between Nvidia and OpenAI; and explores the new workplace status symbol: hiring your own executive assistant (EA)—even if you aren’t the boss. The episode also touches on the booming business of ‘sorority fame,’ rounding out a blend of viral culture, tech finance, and workplace trends.

Viral Sorority Fame: How Sorority Sisters Became Campus Power Earners

Segment Start: 01:45

• TikTok “rush” season has propelled sorority sisters to social media stardom, rivaling college athletes for brand deals and cash.
• Brands like Poppy distributed over 430,000 custom soda cans to sororities. (02:27)
• Free perks are stacking up: “Your whole bathroom is comped if you live at a sorority right now.” (A, 02:43)
• Some sorority influencers are being flown to events like New York Fashion Week, with companies footing the bill (02:46).
• Nick jokes: “Forget the dream of getting drafted to the NFL. There’s money in the sorority house.” (A, 03:00)
• Quote: “Sisters for life. If you know, you know.” (A, 03:07)

Story 1: The Legend of Mamadou – Uber’s Perfect Delivery Guy

Segment Start: 05:29

The Myth and the Meme

• Hosts outline the viral fame of "Mamadou," an Uber Eats driver (or possibly many drivers) with a perfect 5-star rating crisscrossing New York.
• "They say he can lift 50 boxes of pad Thai… all balanced on a moving Vespa going down Broadway." (A, 05:55)
• The Mamadou meme exploded across social media, “the definition of viral” in NYC. (B, 06:30)
• Customers gush with delight: “Mamadou dropping off her sesame noodles felt like a gift from Santa.” (B, 08:51)

The Man (Or Many Mamadous), the Opportunity

• The probable truth: “Most likely, Mamadou is actually many people…Mamadou is a very common name for a man in a West African country.” (B, 07:28)
• A spike in Google searches and content—suddenly, every Mamadou on a delivery app gets extra love, tips, and recognition.
• “There is one Mamadou who got an $86 tip just because his name is Mamadou.” (A, 08:33)

The Takeaway

• Nick & Jack urge Uber to highlight, not hide, their star drivers and embrace personalities on their platform.
• Quote: “Stop treating drivers like commodities. Treat the best ones like celebrities.” (A, 10:18)
• Relevant Timestamps: Introduction (05:29), Deep-dive (07:00–10:18), Key quote (10:18)

Story 2: Nvidia & OpenAI’s $100 Billion Circular Funding

Segment Start: 10:18

The Wildest AI Deal Yet

• Nvidia invests $100B in OpenAI—who then spends it on Nvidia chips for new data centers, in a closed loop.
• “It’s like a pizza place giving me money so that I can buy their pizza.” (B, 11:37)
• Nick calls it: “the technical financial term is the reverse uno card.” (A, 11:41)

Financial “Progress” or Bubble Trouble?

• The deal is enormous: “That's the size of Nike. It’s the GDP of Bulgaria. It's three times the world box office.” (B, 12:55)
• Nvidia's stock value jumps by more than $100B simply from the announcement.
• Questions arise: “Where is all the money going to come from to build out all these data centers?” (A, 13:40)

The Takeaway

• The hosts caution: Don’t confuse movement with progress—citing the “rocking horse analogy.” (A, 14:22)
• Quote: “OpenAI is paying Oracle, who is paying Nvidia, who is paying OpenAI…it goes on and on.” (B, 14:46)
• The segment ends with skepticism about sustainability, and hints of a bubble.
• Relevant Timestamps: Story open (10:18), Circularity explained (11:03–12:10), Bubble talk (14:20)

Story 3: The New Flex – Executive Assistants For All

Segment Start: 17:36

Not for the C-Suite Anymore

• EAs are no longer just for top executives; a new crop of part-time, remote, or fractional assistants are being hired by regular employees, especially working parents.
• Full-time EA numbers fell drastically: “from 1.4 million in 2020 to less than 500,000 today.” (B, 18:30)

The Rise of the “Accessible EA”

• Fractional/remote EA services now charge by the hour, making assistants affordable for many—one EA may serve four clients.
• The work is often focused more on “life work” (e.g., preschool planning) than boardroom tasks.
• Quote: “You're not hiring an EA for that board meeting. You're hiring them for the preschool planning help.” (A, 19:39)
• Nick & Jack share: “We actually hired through one of the companies… It took more time to train and supervise our EA than time saved.” (A/B, 20:00)

The Coming AI Disruption

• The next wave: Are AIs like ChatGPT and Gemini about to replace human assistants? Not fully, suggest the hosts—many tasks remain stubbornly human for now.
• Quote: “But Miranda Priestley would never.” (B, 21:49—referencing The Devil Wears Prada's iconic boss)
• Relevant Timestamps: Story open (17:36), EAs for all explained (18:53–19:39), AI/Pop Culture analogy (21:09–21:49)

Lightning Round: Quick Hits in Biz & Culture

Segment Start: 22:38

• Target’s Soho makeover: Positioning as a “gold standard” store, not a template for the chain.
• Argentina’s financial reset: New leadership, US support.
• George Costanza (Jason Alexander): Now modeling Yankees gear for Kith, the luxury streetwear brand.
• Quotable moment: “George is getting upset.” (A, 24:25)

Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Sororities are cashing in on TikTok fame like they’re D1 quarterbacks.” (A, 02:00)
• “If your name's Mamadou, you have a statistically significant higher tip rate than all the other food delivery people in New York City.” (B, 08:25)
• “Uber should stop hiding Mamadou and start highlighting him instead.” (B, 09:24)
• “This deal is 10 times bigger than Microsoft’s $10 billion investment in OpenAI.” (A, 12:47)
• “Circle of life? More like circle of money.” (Implied throughout Nvidia segment)
• “Virtual assistants are a fraction of the price. But Miranda Priestley would never.” (B, 20:44)

Takeaways & Advice

Start: 21:58

• For Uber and the gig economy: Spotlight your star players—personalities drive loyalty, not anonymity.
• For AI and venture capital: Beware the illusion of progress via “circular” deals; growth needs real-world value to be sustainable.
• For hiring professionals: Fractional assistants are on the rise, but don’t underestimate the threat (and limits) of AI.

Recap Timestamps

• Sorority Rush Trend: 01:45–03:15
• Mamadou & Uber Eats: 05:29–10:18
• Nvidia & OpenAI Circular Financing: 10:18–15:20
• Executive Assistants for All: 17:36–21:49
• Lightning Round/Bonus Biz Stories: 22:38–24:25
• Takeaways: 21:58–22:38

This summary captures the rapid-fire, fun-yet-insightful tone of Nick and Jack, and distills the core lessons and memorable moments for listeners and non-listeners alike.