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I have, yeah. That was the last little pieces.
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Podcast, boxing announcer, TV host.
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But that's all old news.
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Studio host.
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Yep, yep, done that.
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Yeah. Now podcast. We were talking before we started about the difference in doing this stuff. Now you're doing game over with us with Rich, Paul and you. Well, tell your heart and not your harden, your Jaylen Brown, Luca thing, and then I'll tell you what my thought is on just.
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I. People will sometimes I'll say, I'll have a take on the show. So Rich, Paul and I went to the Lakers, Celtics, Pat Riley game. We're sitting caddy corner to Pat Riley because we're in Rich's seats, right? Yeah. And I'm watching Jalen Brown and I'm watching Luka Doncic. And it is clear to me, it's clear. It's not hard to see Jaylen Brown's better than Luka Doncic. She's a better player. And I say that, and then someone sent me a link or an article that someone said, I, you know, it acted as though that's a crazy take, but they wouldn't engage with the argument.
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So it gets aggregated as, Kellerman, yeah, Jalen is better than Luca.
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Yeah. Like, Kellerman is stupid. But I assure you that is not the case. I may be wrong, but it's not going to be because my logic is flawed. Trust me. It won't be because my logic's flawed. It will be maybe because, like, the analogy is like, Isaac Newton has a. Has a formula for gravity. It describes all this phenomena like it describes it really well, but not perfectly right. There's a little planet that shouldn't be quite where it is. So Einstein comes along and says, well, here's why. And then that replaces Newton because it deep. It's like a deeper level of understanding. If I'm wrong about something, it is usually because there is a. There's something deeper going on that I haven't considered. And I love when someone can point that out, as you must know. Right?
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Yeah.
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That's awesome because you deepen your understanding of things. But that's not what. What. What they'll do is they'll just say, max is stupid. This is a crazy take. No, it's not. I'll tell you the Take Luka Doncic can get a high percentage shot for himself whenever he wants. Right. So I'm super interested in this as a theme in life, right. Energy policy in the United States, greenhouse gases, like that's not. That's settled science. There's no real controversy over. It's manufactured controversy. Everyone understands it's bad for the, for the atmosphere. Okay. For the ozone. And so, so.
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No, I, I got you. So Luca's saying he's an incredible offensive player.
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I'm just trying to think of how to do this succinctly.
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So
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short term incentives, we need energy now, right? Because we have all these demands trump long term incentives. And this is a phenomenon that you see all over the place. Unless you have a structure set up with long term goals in mind, a lot of times you'll find self destructive behavior because short term incentives are such that you want to. So here's. That's like the premise. Okay? So Lou can get a high percentage shot whenever he wants. Right. But it's like a running quarterback. If the guy. The. The short term incentive is get a first down, keep the chains moving. However, if you always bail and run for the first down, you will never develop as a pocket passer. Your short term incentives hurt your long term development. Right. Absent some kind of structure that says, no, no, no, wait a minute, we want you to develop this way. Luka Doncic, because he can get a high percentage shot whenever he wants, it has stunted his development as a player in a lot of respects. Right. Because why wouldn't you do that? You want to score on this possession, but as a result, you know, guys are standing around, they're not playing with energy, they're not moving without the ball, they're not touching the ball, they're not in rhythm, they're. They don't. Can't get hot from outside, et cetera, et cetera. And then on top of that, he complains on every call and doesn't play defense hardly ever. Like maybe the worst defender, one of the worst defenders in the game, even though he has the size to play some defense at least, right?
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Yeah. It's surprising when he has a good defensive possession.
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He had a couple in that Celtics game.
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Yeah, it was like, oh, he actually guarded Peyton Pritchard.
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He did. And he drew an offensive foul. Like, good for him. Jaylen Brown is not as skillful as Luka Doncic. He cannot get himself a high percentage shot on every possession. As a result, in order to be really effective, he must play the right way. And so he does he makes the right read? He, He, He. He does the hard stuff if he needs to, right? He will draw contact and get the. And for the foul. But because he knows if he goes hard, he is likely to go to draw, he will hit the outside shot. He will defend the way he's supposed to. He will do all those things. And so in I think a lot of fans, you look at all the things that Luka can do. Oh, my God, that's incredible. And then you look at the offensive numbers and say, he must. He must be better. But if you watch the game and look at the actual effect on the team, I'd rather have Jaylen Brown than Luka Doncic. I mean, partly that's dependent on the personnel and all that stuff. But right now he's. He's better than Luka Doncic. Now, if someone would like to engage with me in that argument and say that I'm wrong, go ahead, show me where my logic is flawed or else deepen my understanding of it. But that's not what happens, people.
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Oh, it's crazy, but you're talking about looking at a player through the prism of winning, which is what I do every time I evaluate basketball. Does this person advance my chance to win versus who else is there? Well, but there is the second side, which is. No, this guy's awesome. Luka's a better player because he's a generationally great scorer, and that's what makes him better. But I always gravitate to what you just said. And when I think about Jaylen Brown, he could fit into any situation and figure out how to be impactful. And I don't think he's as talented as Luka Doncic is, but I think it's easier to have him involved in different type of winning teams and combinations. Whereas Luka, it's one of those. It's like a weird basketball thing where you have to build the exact team around the guy to make it work. And I actually think LeBron became a prisoner of this a little bit in the second half of his career. Cause he liked this specific style that he played with. And then you started to have to put pieces around him to fit the style. Right?
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But he made them better.
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True.
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He used his gravity to make everyone around him better. Which is why when anytime a LeBron team acquired a role player.
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But it was always a certain type of player, right? It was either a big man who had his hands up, it was A wing, A3 and D wing. And then occasionally. I always thought his best type of Teammate for what he needed was that freelancer, Kyrie type. Right. That's what Wade was for him the first two Miami years specifically take some scoring burden off him and the more you just kind of push all the chips into him, creating everything, then you're really looking at a certain type of player. What was interesting.
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Well, he needs a crime partner who doesn't do it without a crime partner.
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Well, like Harden is somebody that I think they tried to build these specific teams around him of just types of guys. Dallas with Luka.
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Yep.
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Well, Harden and Luka and then they got Kyrie.
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Harden and Luka. Extremely similar. They're extremely similar. The difference really is Luka's bigger. That's actually the difference when you really think about their games. Luka is Harden 2.0.
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They both have cheat code stuff going on where Harden had that he could either engage you and get you to foul him or do the step back and all that start and it was just like shit, how do you stop? And Luka has the size that if you have the wrong guy and you can see in that Boston game the wrong type of guy. Whereas then they played Orlando, Orlando has more size. It was harder for the Lakers to do that stuff. But I, I, I think you're, the bigger point that I agree with is that you can settle into bad habits as an NBA star because things, some things are too easy, other things you don't have to work on. He doesn't move when he doesn't have the ball.
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Right.
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He's not an impactful defender at all. Jalen, one of the, one of the
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reasons, not a defender at all. A lot of the time he doesn't even just, you know, a lot of times he's just not playing defense.
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He's not even down the floor instincts to do something.
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Of course, yeah. As Zach said on, you know, the other day to you, he's, he's like a basketball genius.
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Right? Cause like Bird and Yage, I think are two examples of guys that weren't like athletically the kind of defenders you think. But they were both impactful in their own weird ways. Jokic still is like he gets steals, he jumps.
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Not like Bird, Bird was for his day.
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Bird made all defense one year, more than one.
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I believe Berg was considered back then a good defender.
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Yeah, he was a free safety.
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Luka, he gambled in passing lanes and stuff. But yeah, for sure. But see, you brought up Kyrie before. The reason, the way I evaluate it, the way you evaluate it is actually the correct way. And the other way is the incorrect way. Unless you're making the argument that when I say better, what I mean is the most transportable skills. Even then, like it transports to all these different scenarios even then. You just said that. And I agree. You have to build a very specific team around Luka and Jaylen Brown fits into more different kinds of teams. So that argument fails. Right?
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Yeah.
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The other argument is that, well, if you just isolate all the things he can do, he's more skillful. But then it becomes a question of how are you deploying those skills. So Kyrie Irving, in my view, is the most skillful player who ever lived. If you went skill for skill, he is the. But he is not the best player who ever lived and he's not the greatest player who ever lived. He's not the winningest player, but he's the most skillful. Now how do you deploy those skills? And that's why, you know, because there are. He does he. He lacks. Well, the size, first of all, but also the wisdom in certain respects to deploy those skills the way someone like LeBron might or someone like Magic Johnson might or someone. Someone like that might. Or Larry Bird or someone like that. So I, I think that.
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So when you say skill for. You mean like most pure skilled.
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If you went for it because I was dribble with his right, how does he go to the left? Could you know, like, can he. How does. Can he shoot like Kyrie.
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Can you finish with both hands?
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Package like finishing under the rim. Greatest.
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You have a little step back shot. Do you have a pull up shot?
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Do you have a counter for everything? The other guy step out three. Yeah. Like Kobe might be like Kobe was also like that had every skill you could want, right? Yeah, that. But being the most skillful, which is why I think a lot of people have Kobe second to Jordan, which I believe is overrating him not by much, but by a little. I think he's, you know, we, we talked about that. He's. He's one of the greatest players of all time. Probably not quite as good as a lot of his fans think he was because they see Michael Jordan. But oh my God, his skills are the next generation of that in certain respects.
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Social media feeds some of that too. Because social media only feeds you the best things. Things that a guy did. And then as the years pass, it's
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like co. Dude, it's the same.
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Another game winner.
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It's the same thing with music, you know?
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Yeah.
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That music today always sucks. Right? Because the. The only thing you remember are the hits.
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Skinnered in Oakland in 77. There's no band like this.
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This happens in hip hop all the time. Go to any. And then there's that. And I think you and I discussed this. Maybe not on the last pod, but that we did. But there's also this thing where you go, you know, in the old days we had. And then you name everybody. Who do you have today? Hold on. Are you comparing this year 2026 to 1951 to 1985 to 1997, or are you comparing 2026 to the history of everything? Right. So. So yeah, they. They like those. Both those phenomena combined to like play the hits for Kobe and you know,
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well, and Luka will be like this 20 years from now. Cause they'll see some of the montages. And I always call them the. That guy was a problem video because it started with Jason White Chocolate Williams. You could cut these three minute clips of him and he looks like he's like Bob cousy for the 2000s. You're like, oh my God, how many all NBA teams did this guy made? It's like zero.
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He was like incredibly great to watch. And the league was pushing him and Vince Carter because they look different than everyone else.
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The thing with Luka, I've been thinking about him a lot because we started. We talked about it after the Celtic Laker game on my pod with Zach. And it was the first time they really, the Laker fans are really getting the other side of the Luka package with the whining after every call with the just not getting back on defense. All the little stuff, the stuff that Dallas got fed up with, ironically, I don't think they should have traded him, but they stuff that they were getting fed up with. The counter to all of this is Dallas almost won the finals in 24 with him. With a team that was built around him that I still feel like Game four of the Mavs Celtics series, which I went to, and Luka fouled out with five minutes left after. And I thought all the fouls he had in that game were legitimate. He was bitching about it. He was doing the let's go, let's do a review. They review it. It was still a foul. And then there was this moment where Kyrie had a chance to stick it to the Celtics and win the game. And sometimes with the finals, it could be game four, it could be game three, it could be game five. You're always like, this is the game that's going to decide the finals. You just kind of feel it. I still think If Dallas wins that game, they might have stolen the series. So when I think about Luke in a big picture context, we saw it. They almost won the finals with a team built around him, which means you could do it again. The irony of this Lakers team, it's the exact team you wouldn't want to build around him. Right. Three guys who kind of need the ball. Any two of them don't really know what to do if they don't have the ball. Combined with some of this stuff, the stage of LeBron's career, you got to look at Pelinka.
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I mean, like, that's who put together the team, let's be honest. And. And it is not ideally designed, for sure. And what you say about Luca is.
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But he made the best trade, probably the decade, but still has done a bad job with the team.
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We have to see how that. We have to see how that all pans out now.
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They sold the highest high out of Davis.
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They. Yes. What the.
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Davis was a car with 190,000 miles on it that they were like, no, no, it's running great.
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The Warranty is like four years, 11 months and 364 days. But yes, they're returned for Luca. They didn't shop it. It didn't look like. Right, right. But the fact that they moved him, I. I kind of understand what you're bringing up is a really good point. In those playoffs, he looked so much more valuable than, say, Kawhi Leonard. Right. Kawhi Leonard looked like a one. Not one dimensional in the sense he doesn't play either offense or defense, but very much a scoring wing who can play defense also and maybe can get you into your offense, even if that's not ideal. And Luka looked like a.
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No, this was Mahomes chief stuff, like multi dimensional.
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Yeah, exactly. And it looked like Luca had separated himself from the Kawhis of the world. Yeah, I mean, like, that was. That's when I was like, oh, Luca is that much more valuable than Kawhi Leonard?
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Well, remember the Mavericks? They weren't favorites in the finals. They're probably like +160. Everyone was picking Dallas. Boston had home court advantage. They were statistically one of the best. And it was just like, yeah, but Dallas has Luka now. He's two years older than that. They're not going to do anything this year. The LeBron. LeBron's going to leave, it looks like.
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Okay, so this is what I mean about, like, let's. So. So can you deepen my understanding of something? Right. This is the Best argument to me that Luka is in a position not dissimilar to Kobe. When Kobe would take all the shots.
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50607 Kobe.
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You look around and you go, this ain't it. Right? Okay. This ain't it. This is the best thing for me to do is to score on this possession because these guys can't do it. If. If deandre Ayton doesn't want to play the way he ought to play on the team.
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We knew he was going to stink, though.
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I did.
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Anybody who followed basketball, Bill, I thought
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it was a pretty good pickup.
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Fool's gold. It was like when people were believing in Anthony. Joshua.
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Joshua. But wait a minute. Joshua won some good fights, sure. And.
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And Andre made the conference finals.
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He.
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It doesn't mean you want him as
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your center, but who do you get? Who was available on the market and what'd they get him for? 7, $8 million. Like it was. I don't know. I remember thinking, pretty good pickup. It's not the ideal guy. But like, who was better on the market at that time? They didn't have a big.
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It was a default center, right? I mean, the move is they should have traded. They should have worked with LeBron to try to trade him over the summer last year and try to get a whole bunch of stuff for him, put him in a different situation. You could kind of see where this was going from day one. The other move could have been to trade Reeves, but the part I don't understand. I talked to Laker fans about this, and it's really fun to tease them where they're like, no, no, man, this wasn't the year. This is the transition year we're looking at when we have cap space and 27 and we have CA and it's down the road. I just like, if I have one of the six best guys in the league, I'm never wasting a year. I'm on record. If I ran a team. I'm just never throwing away. He's 27. I'm never throwing away a. It's same case with Milwaukee, where I thought the only defensible thing with them, like, I didn't like the Dame trade at all, but it was defensible because it's like, we don't want to squander Ayannis here. Like, we have one of the top 20 guys of all time.
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I think you have to.
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We're not wasting a year.
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I think you have to ask yourself, are we giving ourselves a puncher's chance or are we really One of the best teams if we make this move.
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But if you have one of the guys, you always think you have a chance, right?
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And I think that chance, but, but a punch. But I don't know if I'm willing to, to mortgage the future for a puncher's chance if I have one of those guys.
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Well, if I'm in the same conference with OKC and I'm the Lakers and it's so hard to put together. I need eight guys to beat okc. I can't beat them with three.
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I'm not even thinking about okc.
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Well, now we didn't know about San Antonio last summer, but now I'm in the conference with OKC and San Antonio and Jokic.
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It's a lot.
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And I have no chance with the team. I have. So I'm, I'm selling pieces at this point.
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Luka is supposed to be a centerpiece on the level of Jokic and Wemby and, and sga. He's not, he's not.
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He's definitely not this year.
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He's a half step below those guys and he's 27 years old. And, and, but even if you have bad teammates, you should be able to be doing enough to convince people that, yeah, we still have one of those.
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I don't think his teammates are that bad. Like we do the ringer 100 where we pick the. We just rank them every month. Reaves was in the top 50. LeBron was in the. They have three.
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One guy who plays the right way on that team.
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I know, but I'm just saying they don't have assets.
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Reaves is like Austin. Reaves plays basketball the right way.
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Well, Winhorst said that on TV this week about.
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Did he just.
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When it's Reeves and Luka.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw that.
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It's a good point. I've said it to people that I talked to about the Lakers with. It's like when it's the two of them, there's chemistry. When you put LeBron in, it just starts feeling Luca in the.
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Who doesn't play the right way? I don't think LeBron has been playing exactly the right way. He knows how, but he's old. I don't think Luka does almost ever. Right.
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LeBron's like Hopkins now. He knows exactly what he can and can't do. He's Hopkins. I like when you're here because I do boxing jokes. Yeah. He's like, I can. I'm going to basically make this a six round fight. I'm Going to throw away the first six rounds and then do the boa constrictor thing.
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Right.
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And LeBron's like, I can do these three things. That's all I can do. I can do head of steam, fast break. I can do step back threes, and I can post up.
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Rich loves the idea of LeBron playing as the roller, like, as being Carl Malone. I love that idea too.
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Right.
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A smarter Karl Malone. Right. He's the same size. He's like, you know, he's 6, 8, 9 2, 60, and he could shoot from the outside.
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It got so tough. I know you've talked to Rich about this and we've. The three of us have talked about it. It's so tough to take somebody who is one of the best of all time at what they did and then tell them, now you're this.
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But this is not like I'm saying Karl Malone. This is like, at one point, is he the best power forward who ever lived? Like, can you be that guy? Yeah, that guy would be. And deandre Ayton had a quote recently about Clint Capella. He doesn't want to be that. Yeah, but. And Rich Paul talks all the time on our pod about starring in your role.
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Yeah.
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If Deandre Ayton was willing to star in his role and LeBron was willing to star in his. But all that said, Bill, when you look at this entire roster, Reeves is the guy. Watch him on every possession, both ends of the floor. Yeah, he's not a great defender, but he's playing defense. He's smart. He. He's looking to make the right play and he's just good. He's just not like, you know, six, eight, and not like he can't jump out of the gym, you know, but like, he's a really good player.
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Yeah. I was wondering if they're going to put him on the table for Giannis. And I'm just wondering what's happening with LA in general, because they, the Dodgers owner brought the team, they brought Lon Rosen over as president of business. Lon Rosen, his lifetime guy is Magic Johnson. Magic Johnson had that thing with Plinka where he left, and it doesn't seem like Magic's involved, but there's no love lost with that. And in general, it just feels like we're moving toward some sort of post Polinka universe where it'd be like, thanks for the Luca trade.
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Andrew Friedman's involved somehow.
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Yeah.
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And he was like the suit. That's the real reason the Dodgers are in this position.
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Right.
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It's the first thing they do when. When the Red Sox hired Bill James back in 02 or whatever. I remember I was doing around the horn and I said, they're going to win three of the next 10 World Series in year 10.
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I wish I could have believed that
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in year 10 they won the third one.
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Wish you had told me that because I never thought they're going to win one.
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Ruined my life because they were just out. Like that's. If you get the smartest guy and you have money and you're playing money ball with money, it's hard for everyone
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else to be the Lakers, though. That's why everybody's so scared right now.
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Yes. Because that's what the Dodgers are. And as soon as they hired Friedman, who by the way, just put a system in place and then didn't even have to run it really. Right. So when I see him involved with the Lakers, I'm like, oh, well, it's
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resources behind the scenes of just intelligence and analytics and, you know, like, who knows who they're going to bring in? But it's clearly there's going to be some sort of shift. And they were famously, I don't want to say cheap, but I don't think they were extravagant behind the scenes. They were run by Jerry Buss's kids.
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The family business.
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Yeah. And for better and worse. And it was. I think if LeBron just doesn't decide, I want to live in LA. They just sort of had all these weird lottery picks assembled. Lonzo Ball, Julius Randle, Brandon Ingram.
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Yeah. They kept. Would have been a 40 win team in every draft.
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Yeah. And probably would have added some stuff. This episode is brought to you by Michelob Ultra. What makes basketball so exciting? All the superior skill on the court. This has been the case my whole life. The craziest thing, I mean, Wemby stuff he's doing every game. There's two, three Wemby moments a game. You're like, I don't know if I've ever seen that. The number one thing for me is when he does the screen and roll, he's going to the basket. Somebody throws him an alley oop and he just catches it and dunks it without jumping. It's an alley oop, but it's not an oop. It's just kind of an alley. And every time he does it, I'm like, I've definitely 100% never seen that anymore. It's a superior play. Superior plays aren't just for the NBA though. Try Michelob Ultra, the official Beer partner of the NBA and a crisp, refreshing, Superior light beer. It's the beer of Max Kellerman. He just told me that. Plus, they're giving you a chance to win courtside seats, custom merch and more. Michelob Ultra Superior is worth playing for. Enter now at michelobutra.com courtside Michelob Ultra Courtside 2526. No purchase necessary. Open to US residents. 21/ begins on October 1, 2025. Ends on June 30, 2026. Multiple entry periods. See official rules@makelobaltra.com courtside for free entry, entry deadlines and prizes and details. I want to talk New York sports quick with you.
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Good.
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15 years without a title. Unless you count the Liberty, which I guess you can.
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Yeah, sure. But no, let's just be honest.
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When you're talking about the two teams
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in every major sport, we're not talking about hockey. I'm sorry. Like NHL people got really mad at me a bunch of years ago because I said there are three major sports in the country. And like, by the way, I'm big in boxing. Right. I'm not pretending that boxing is more popular than it is at the moment. Reason I'm with Zufa is because I want it to be more popular. Hockey is a popular sport in certain circles. It is not one of it. There's not a Big four. There's a Big three. It's baseball, basketball and football. And I think, yeah, I would even
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say the fourth one would be college football.
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Yeah. I mean, and in New York. I think you're right. In New York, the fourth one.
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Now, the Rangers are pretty good.
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The Rangers, Yeah, I would say so. I'd say the rip.
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The Rangers, they lost the cup finals in 14. In the Kings, they've been in three conference finals ever since. That's the most success you've had.
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But Dolan used to hang his hat on when the Knicks sucked.
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So you have jets and Giants. Giants won the last title, but no conference finals for either football team since 11. Knicks have made the finals since 94. They made the Eastern Conference finals last year. Nets, 2003. Mets, 2015 World Series. They made the NLCS in 24. And the Yankees have one title since 09. Islanders, 2010 in conference finals. If I had told you so, what were we doing in 2010? We were in Sports Nation. What was your job? You're espn. You're doing something I was doing.
B
I may have been. Whatever you were doing, I may have been at CNN and ESPN radio.
A
So Yankees win the World Series. In 09, and I say to you, in 09, there's only going to be one more New York title for the next 16 years, and it won't be the Yankees. What would your reaction have been to that?
B
God damn it. I wouldn't have even necessarily not believed you. There are lots of things working against New York in the modern age and in sports, number one, the city's big enough to support two teams. Yeah, right. Like, that's the. When people talk about salary caps and resources, New York is such a megalopolis. Right. That it's. That it's. It's, you know, it supports two teams in every sport, basically. So. So you've diluted the resources. Boston, which is a much smaller city, has the entire market from Northern Connecticut up to Maine and doesn't share it with anyone. They have comparable resources.
A
This is the Padres argument. It's the only team in San Diego. They do, like, over $500 million in revenue. They're not competing against anyone.
B
Not competing.
A
Yeah.
B
And. And, And New York is extreme. Like, so take Los Angeles. Right. In Los Angeles. If, like, one of the tough things about doing radio in Los Angeles, sports radio is when the team sucks on the east coast, sports radio is as hot as ever. People are pissed. Well, they talk about it.
A
They like angry. It's angry sports. Angry sports radio, Boston sports radio, the best thing that ever happened was Drake May sucking in the playoffs. It was like the best thing that ever happens. Is he good? Does he have it? That's their.
B
Like, he's tall enough to succeed in the NFL. Right. Like, that could carry you.
A
Tatum versus Brown is Boston sports nirvana.
B
Oh, my God, it's upright. So. So on the west coast, in L. A, if you suck, they'll go to the beach. They don't need. They don't need you anymore. Right.
A
It's really just Dodgers, Lakers here.
B
Yeah.
A
And then the usa, ucla, football, a little.
B
When they're good and a little bit. But what I mean is. But in. But Boston. But New York has a bit of L A in it. Not in the sense that they don't care a lot about sports, but New York is Wall street and Broadway and there's a lot of stuff going on. I get the sense that in Boston sports, they're one sports team. They're not divided by anything. It's not the Red Sox, and the. Is more important to them relative to everything else in their lives than the one sports team is in New York.
A
I think Philly's like that, too.
B
Philly's like that too. Chicago with the Bears, I think is Bears, Cubs, probably. Yeah, probably. Even though they. They're large enough to support two teams in certain sports.
A
My, my theory with this was always the worse the weather, the more the team matter.
B
Right.
A
Which is, then you go to Canada where it's like, hockey is like life or death for everything. That's it. Like, we won the gold medal and within a day it turned into a political thing. Yeah, no one cares they lost the gold medal. They're going to be talking about it five months from now.
B
Right.
A
Like, oh, my God. So why didn't we keep McDavid out for the first. Why did we take him out after 33 seconds in the OT?
B
Dude, it's so funny being in Canada and watching SportsCentra. Right? And then. And it's bizarro land. The Arb and the E are reversed. And in that little bizarro universe, hockey leads. And the NFL is buried.
A
Right.
B
It's NHL, NHL, NHL, little NFL, little
A
mlb, tiny bit of basketball.
B
It's exactly, it's, you know, bizarro land. But, but. So that's one thing about New York sports. The other is there is enormous pressure in New York to, to try to make the playoffs every year because there's a lot of money to be made and a lot of times, if that's the incentive, you know, the Patrick Ewing years, if the Knicks made the second round of the playoffs, they made a ton of money to stay competitive. Yeah, but. And this ties into tanking. But is it ever in your strategic best interest to maybe wait this year? Don't trade for that veteran where you're mortgaging the future. And that veteran is not even that good to begin with.
A
Mikael Bridges.
B
Yeah, I mean, Mikhail Bridges, if he was 10%. Like, if the Knicks are interesting, they've created a team where if everyone does their job just right and you get a little lucky with injuries on the other team, you could win a championship. But that's the only way. They're not at, like, what happened last year. Josh Hart has to shoot it better than he does. Mikhail Bridges has to be a little more physical than he is. Carl Anthony Towns has to maintain his best play on both sides of the ball for two months without stop. You know, like it's. You're just asking. They have no margin for error and maybe not even then.
A
So what's the Yankees excuse?
B
Well, okay, so this goes for all the teams. Like, you can think about when Prokorov bought the Nets, it's the first thing he did he jammed in enough talent to be. He built your dynasty in. Or if you have one in, in Boston. Right, right. He immediately acquired enough talent. They ought to make the second round of the playoffs. That's about it. Ain't going to win a championship, but they'll make the second round of the playoffs. There's this enormous pressure in that neck of the woods to just be competitive. And in, in the Yankees case, same thing. They can't ever take a year off without making the playoffs. Not intentionally. Right. They have to be competitive every year. They have to sell the boxes and they have to, they have this, you know, the tv, you know, they, they care about their TV ratings and they are competing with the Mets, but their owner's kind of poor by the standards of a, of a sports owner and he, the percentage of revenue he spends on the team is not top 10.
A
I wouldn't say they're business savvy. The Yankees, I think the Dodgers looked at the Far east and they, they had it because they had some other stars in the 90s and 2000s, so they had a sense. But they now looked at this as like, this is our second revenue stream in our second city. Right. That now we, we're selling everything overseas and we're selling all this stuff here with the dominant baseball team in California. And money's no object. Like Ohtani leads to Yamamoto.
B
Of course.
A
Now they're just like, they're the first stop for any Japanese baseball star who might be coming over. They're going to want to play for the Dodgers. The kids are going to grow up dreaming to play for the. They figured out something the Yankees probably should have figured out, not for the first time. And they tried. You like Matsui and people like that.
B
Not for the first time. The Dodgers, I mean, this is very different circumstances, but the Dodgers, once upon a time there was an untapped pool of talent that no one understood. Hey, if we just get the all star team from this pool of talent, we'll, we'll just look good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Negro Leagues.
A
Yeah.
B
Half the good players in, in baseball were excluded from the major leagues and, and the Dodgers, basically. Imagine if you had a time machine and you're like, you know what if I was the GM of a team that really sucked back then. I just go to the Negro Leagues. I tell everyone to, you know, go fuck themselves. I'm going to, I'm going to put together a Negro star team and we're going to beat everybody because you idiots. Like, because none of the talents diluted all over the league.
A
Everyone was. Back then, they were like, people won't come out. And it's like, you know what? People like winning. I don't care what decade this is, of course.
B
So they went out and got. They. They put together like a Negro league all star team before anyone knew what was going on.
A
Yeah, they got Campy and Nukem and Robinson.
B
Just. You got. You got two guys, you got a second baseman and a catcher who are in the conversation for the greatest of all time at their position to this day.
A
Yeah.
B
And. And, you know, you didn't have to have a shortstop yet, a Hall of Famer there. You didn't need a first baseman. You had a Hall of Famer there. Or a center fielder. You had a Hall of Famer. So, like, wherever you needed help, you went out and got like a guy who is in the conversation for best ever.
A
It's crazy. And then you have the Red Sox kicking the guys off the field.
B
Right.
A
Which led to, you know.
B
Yeah, good, good going. Boston in New York.
A
Yeah, tough one. So the yankees are retiring. CC's number. My buddy Jacko, lifelong diehard Yankee fan, he said the only Yankee numbers that should be retired are 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 15, 16, 32, and 42. So that would be Derek Jeter, Babe
B
Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio. Who else did he say?
A
Mantle.
B
Mantle.
A
The Dicky Bear combo at number eight. At eight, Thurman Munson, Whitey Ford, Elston Howard and Rivera. And he's done. So that means who he thinks doesn't, shouldn't be retired. Billy Martin, 1, Joe Torres.
B
I disagree with that.
A
Maris.
B
I disagree with that.
A
O', Neill, Mattingly, Stengel Jackson, Pettic Guidry, Bernie and Cece. It's the question of how many numbers are too many. And some of it gets tied into in baseball. If the guy makes the hall of Fame, usually retires.
B
This is what I would say about some of that. You could argue Posada. Right. I. I would say the others. There are good arguments to retire the number. The night. Late 90s Yank. The 1998 Yankees are easily the greatest baseball team of all.
A
I think Bernie's. I was surprised I'm going there.
B
That's exactly where I'm going.
A
Bernie has to be on there.
B
Bernie Williams. Like, everyone knows the legend of Mickey Mantle. Everyone. We're old as fuck. Like, I don't like. But like, in our generation, everyone knew Mickey Mantle. Bernie Williams was the switch. Okay, don't spare me the defensive metric arguments. Everything I'm Just stating facts. He was the switch hitting, Gold glove winning batting champion who used to hit between 20 and 30 home runs. Probably the best hitter in baseball. The best contact hitter in baseball with plus power, who played an up the middle position for years. Right. Certainly in that conversation before we realized
A
how valuable it was to spend actually your money in the middle of the field instead of the side.
B
Bernie Williams, if you, when he was coming up, it was night. Like I see. You have to understand, in New York, public enemy number one for the Yankees, this may have changed for some reason after. Well, not for some reason. When the Red Sox started winning the World Series, this probably changed. But when I was a kid, public enemy number one for a Yankees fan were the Mets. Red Sox were two. There was a really.
A
You beat us every year. Like, why would we even be the NFL?
B
Because the Mets got good. Yeah, right.
A
And it was the good and Strawberry Run where it was like, oh, they
B
were bigger than the Yankees.
A
New York's town now.
B
They sold more tickets, they had more interest. The kids in school were wearing Mets caps. It was miserable as a Yankee.
A
I was in Connecticut for high school. During that, the Mets took over.
B
Miserable for a Yankees fan. Yeah, we hated it. By the way, there was a chant the bleachers. I was a bleacher creature growing up. I was up in there all the time. And it was at the end of this chant where it was always a very insulting thing toward the right fielder. And at the end of the chant, you would start with, mets suck. Red Sox suck. Then you would say, whoever they were playing. So let's say it was the Rangers. The Rangers suck. Let's say Ruben Sierra was in right field for the Rangers. You'd say, root Sierra sucks. Then you would say, box seats suck. Then you would say that side. In other words, the other side of the aisle of the bleachers suck. And then anyone who's watching this who happened to be in Yankee Stadium those years would be like, oh my God, I can't believe someone remembers this. And then you would turn around, spin around with your hand like this and say, you all suck. Okay, but what came first was the Mets. Before anything, Mets sucked. Yankees fans hated the Mets. So bill night, by 1987, there's no pitching, they're just miserable. And the Mets are. They didn't win in 87, but they won in 86. They had one of the great pitching staffs of all time in 88. Like they were going to be good for like 10 years. And I would read in like Yankees magazine Yankees signed this Puerto Rican kid who's like, he was like 16 or 17 and he's supposed to be. He's going to be a great leadoff hitter. He's going to hit like 300. He's going to steal 50 bases. Bernie Williams. But it turned out better than that. He was the switch hitting monster who, who hit 300 every year and led the league in hitting and hit for power and hit dramatic. He was the best postseason player we had. And like it was.
A
You left out the part. The Red Sox thought they had him.
B
Oh my God. And it was miserable for me that whole time.
A
It was more miserable for us because it was like, this is how we're going to finally stick with the Yankees. We're going to take one of their guys. And he. Dick teased them. Dick teased them in the 11th hour.
B
Yeah, that's right.
A
Came back to the Yankees. So he got booed every time at Fenway after that.
B
But he was so. And like to have that guy hitting cleanup like Mickey Mantle wants to me win four World Series. His number should be retired.
A
Gator. As much as I love the Gator, I, I can't see it. Petit.
B
Well, I could, I could argue, pet
A
it with 2, 200 plus wins for you.
B
There was a really good article. I, I can't remember who wrote it on ESPN.com five years ago, maybe more. Maybe 10 years ago at this point. Making a Hall of Fame argument for Pettit. That is so convincing. It is. It's very persuasive. He's saying if you look at everyone born between this year and this year who pitched in the major leagues.
A
Right.
B
Okay. He's pitching through a steroid era.
A
Stability, wins, playoff stuff.
B
Yeah, he dabbled. Yeah, right. All that stuff. But if you look at it, he was one of the top two or three pitchers of like a sizable number of years. This is born between this year and
A
this is my Garvey case.
B
Right.
A
Where Garvey is still not in. But it's like, well, if I wanted a first baseman from 1973 to 1986.
B
No, that's the problem. It didn't go to 86. It didn't even really go to 84. When really he had.
A
Was 84.
B
Yeah. And. But he had fallen off by the Padres, like he stopped being great. I want to say, say off the top of my head, like 82. Like Garvey may not have had a long enough prime. Guidry.
A
Well, Gid definitely didn't have a long enough prime.
B
He didn't. But he won Guidry, if you look at his Cy Young finishes. Yeah, he was. And, and Gidry was never a bad pitcher. Like, even at the end, he was still inning for inning a good guy,
A
just a whip kind of K's guy. Yeah, he was one of the original ones. Mad was same thing. Like probably not long enough. No, but, but, but the Celtics have this issue with all the retired numbers we have where there's some. Some flimsy ones and sometimes the owners, they just want to get some goodwill and it's like, we're going to retire this guy. It's going to be a great day. Come on now.
B
You have to retire Mattingly's number. He was the most popular New York athlete between. I'm trying to think post Mickey Mantle, was there a guy more beloved in New York than Don Mattingly? Pre Jeter, certainly like a baseball player.
A
He definitely was more beloved than Ewing was.
B
Or let's. If you just keep it to baseball.
A
Yeah,
B
I don't think there was a more beloved Yankee Thurman Munson, but I think actually Mattingly maybe was a little. Even though he didn't win World Series, was a little even bigger than New
A
York was valuable too. He's one of those when I think about like the Curry era versus like the Mattingly Larry Bird era where Curry, if He's in the 70s and 80s, he just has ankle problems and he probably plays seven years and we're like, oh, remember that one game he had 60 points. But now we have all this technology and he fixed his ankle stuff and
B
fixed his life and that English was the perfect place for that mat.
A
And they just had a bad back and we didn't kind of know what to do with that. 1984, same thing with Bird. Bird's body just started to break down. We had no idea.
B
Indiana guys, we had all these guys
A
from Indiana couldn't with bad back shoveling during the winters.
B
That's the problem.
A
So what, what New York team are you the most optimistic for before we head to the mailbag?
B
I think the Giants right now because of Harbaugh. You know, they have. I love Jackson Dart. I think like I'm out. I'm one of these guys. I'm outraged. When you'll see a real will, they'll be like, stop me when you get to a better quarterback than so and so.
A
Yeah.
B
And they won't even mention his name. And I think Jackson Dart is 100% an elite talent quarterback. And the question is, will he be in the right situation and more.
A
Can he stay in the field.
B
Can he? Can he. Look, that's the whole thing.
A
Is he going to have the Drake May thing? Last year they were so determined to not have him take hits. You know, I actually thought he changed the way he played a little bit. Maybe mostly for the better. But you can't be reckless as a quarterback in the NFL because you're just going to.
B
No, he's got to.
A
Especially the head's bouncing against the.
B
He's got to slide. He's got to just slide, dude, slide.
A
Can't do it.
B
Yeah.
A
What with you and the Giants. Cause you could argue terrible injury, luck last year, fourth place schedule, new coach. We've just seen it too many times. Every year there's one or two teams that fit the recipe. Whereas like NBA, you can't turn it around. Like, it's a miracle if you're even the Charlotte Hornets, where you went from like sucking to being like, we might be a dangerous eight seed. That's like the arc you can have.
B
And part of it's also just the number of games. It's like, you know, in the. Imagine an NBA team who was hot through the first 15 games of this or like through 15 games you're hot. Right. Well, that's it. Season's over. You're just won the first game of your playoff schedule. Right, right. Like that's football. Just not a lot of inventory.
A
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B
Okay.
A
Is Beef Stew the best nickname in the NBA? It's not in the same category of how the ants are nice, men are cool nicknames, or how big Aristotle or Time Lord is fine.
B
Off Night. Off Night's the best nickname in the NBA.
A
What's Off Night?
B
Off Night. What's his name? Mitchell.
A
That hasn't caught on, though. Beef Stew. Everyone calls Isaiah Stewart Beef Stew.
B
I know, but that I know, but Off Night is his nickname.
A
It's pretty good.
B
It's a pretty good name.
A
Off Night's my favorite, so Off Night's your favorite, but Beef Stew is the best one. Where it's become the guy's name and
B
where the guy is featured is like a kind of a deal. Yeah.
A
So this leads me to a deeper question of what happened to basketball nicknames. I wrote down something that I love from over the years.
B
Okay.
A
Earl the Pearl. Jelly Bean.
B
Kobe Bryant's dad.
A
Magic, obviously, was amazing. Bad news. We had two Bad News. We had Jim Bad News Barnes, then Marvin Bad News Barnes. World Lloyd Free was just became World B. Free. And then he changed his name. The Iceman. George Gervin. Probably the best one ever.
B
I agree.
A
Leonard Truck Robinson, who just became Truck, by the way.
B
Even like something simple like the X Man. That was cool.
A
X Man's a good one. Mountain Man. Bill Walton. Pistol Pete Maravich. He just could have been Pete Maravich. He became Pistol Pete. Clyde the Guide.
B
Boo.
A
There were a couple boos over the years. What was the guy's name? There was a boo in the 1990s. I'm blanking. Cornbread. Cedric Cornbread. Maxwell. Never Nervous Purvis. Big Game James. And then we even had World Wide Wes, who's not technically a player, but
B
he had a game. Big Game James is such a great one. He should have. It should have been. I never understood Big games James.
A
Big games James.
B
It should have been with a plural.
A
Easier to say Big Games James to
B
me is it should have been, but it's not. It's big games.
A
So the best two recent ones we've had PG13, which I was single handedly responsible for. I was worried about it. Boogie Cousins was amazing. Boogie Cousins.
B
You know what? Boogie Cousins. That might be the one.
A
It's a great one. Best one of the last 15 years.
B
Boogie cousins might be the one. Boogie Cousins. No, no. Boogie Cousins might be the one.
A
It's a great one.
B
Pistol Pete is great. I agree. And the Iceman is just so cool.
A
Truck's great. Truck's like basically, what is. What would a Truck Robinson do? You know what he's going to do? He's going to grab rebounds.
B
That's right.
A
He's like a truck, just clearing people out.
B
But. But Boogie Cousins, I think Boogie Cousins is my winner.
A
Well, so in this era we've moved to first.
B
You know, I don't think of it as a nickname because I think of him as Boogie Cousins. Right.
A
We've moved to first names and initials. All right. SGA, JDub, Luca, JT Cat, JB Wemby. That's just kind of where we landed. Joker. It's kind of a nickname, but it's also his name. I have five guys that I think could really use a nickname.
B
All right.
A
Jalen Duran.
B
Something rebounding.
A
Something wrong. Intimidating, menacing guy.
B
Do you have a nickname for him or.
A
Well, I had some available ones that we haven't had in a while. And one of the ones I was looking at was Night Train. We haven't had a good Night Train in a while. Boogeyman is another one. Nobody's really done. We've had it in boxing. There's good boxing nicknames. Yeah, there are, but not. And UFC will have some good ones, but not basketball. But I. I feel like he needs one. I think Austin Reeves would be a game changer for him if we called him like Slick. He was just like Slick Reeves.
B
Well, he had the white mamba, didn't he? Didn't they? Didn't they try that? They trotted that out quick. Yeah.
A
Khan can nipple. He might Con. Might be good enough because, like, Clay. Clay became good enough for Clay.
B
What he's doing as a rookie is
A
con man has a negative connotation, so he can't really use that. The initials get tough with the kk that can go in bad directions.
B
Yes.
A
But Khan might be fine. But I also think he could use one Jalen Johnson Rich Paul client. Like, we have Triple J for Jaren Jackson. Yeah. Something with J or J Square or. I don't know. And then here's the one that I really want us to work on. And I will. No more tanking emails, but I will accept nickname emails. Stefan Castle. That's somebody that needs a nickname where it's just. His name's like Velcro or, you know, one of those names where he's just with you wherever you go. Crazy Glue. And at some point, that's why I
B
love off night Off. I love off night. I was like, oh, my God, that's the best name I've heard in so long.
A
The biggest name that's sitting there for somebody is Sniper. We haven't had a Sniper yet. Could be Sniper Johnson, Sniper Jackson, Sniper Knipple. I don't like how it sounds.
B
No.
A
But Sniper, I think could really. And Shooter's another one because there was a Mark Wahlberg movie Shooter. So it's just like, if we just started calling Klay Thompson Shooter, I think that could have worked. But I really. I really need the people to send me some good post.
B
I think your observation is correct that we have gone from nicknames to initials.
A
Initials. We just got lazy.
B
Yeah.
A
And boxing has still, like. What are the best boxing nicknames now of all time? Like, we like the Executioner.
B
Yeah.
A
Was a classic.
B
It's like Hitman Tommy Heard a couple. He had the Motor City Cobra. Marvelous. Marvin Hagler. I mean, he changed his name to Marvelous, but originally that was his nickname.
A
The Italian Stallion. Rocky Balboa.
B
Oh, that does. You know, I'm trying to think what's the best. You know, Adrian Bronner had a good one. The problem.
A
Oh, that's good. So the Truth was one of the organic think names we've had this century.
B
Paul Pierce, Carl WILLIAMS in the 80s, the heavyweight Carl.
A
He was the initial Truth. But we also had Walter the Truth, Barry.
B
Yeah.
A
Which was a huge one. But then Shaq said about Paul Pierce after a game, that guy's the Truth. And that's calling him the truth. And it stuck. So maybe if, by the way, Black
B
Mamba started in boxing before Kobe was the Black Mamba. Floyd's uncle Roger Mayweather, who had a junior lightweight belt and a junior welterweight belt, was the Black Mamba.
A
Well, Kobe gave himself the nickname, which. I don't know what your ruling is on that. It always makes me. Well, I get a little self nicknames.
B
Yeah. I don't. I read it on a real. I saw it. It popped up on my ig. It was originally there was some campaign they wanted to do for Michael Jordan and he passed on the nickname.
A
So the other thing, I think that's. I think that is true. But the one I remember, Kobe test drove a couple gimmicks because he was into Apex Predator for a while. That was the other one. Then kind of settled on Black Mamba. But that was like his reinvention in the mid-2000s, which. The crazy stuff about Kobe all these years later is as this was happening in real time, we were kind of like, what's this guy doing? This is weird. Now it's fucking combo memory. Yeah, it fucking worked. He was way ahead of us. How reminds us that AR15 is a Reeves name, you know, But I've never heard. I've never really heard.
B
AR15 was used much more last year than it has been this year.
A
Gehaz excited because he thinks Matheran can fill the heart and void for the Quippers. He's a big Quipper fan over there. He's very excited for the Matheran minutes. Alistar from Sydney. We get emails from all over the globe. He said, on your last pod, the debate about the merits of Darren Peterson versus A.J. deBansa. DeBonsa. DeBansa.
B
I'm going to. What I'm hearing, I'm hearing Debonsa.
A
It's going back and forth. We're going to need a ruling.
B
Okay, what do you want to do?
A
Trump should have said something on Tuesday.
B
I'll say the opposite.
A
Whatever he said. Debance, that calls himself Debancea. But now it's Debonsa. I don't know. We'll figure it out. But anyway, during that podcast, Kyle Mann, one of my guests casually mentioned that Peterson has a Michael Myers tattoo and Alistar was disappointed I wasn't more excited about it because I love Michael Myers. Sure, if he'd had a Neil McCauley tattoo from Heat, I probably would have had a reaction. I knew about this, which is why I didn't react. Does this make you Like Peterson more or less that he has a Michael Myers tattoo.
B
More.
A
I mean, like, more because it fits into his personality of like the quiet Kawhi type.
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Well, what it makes you think is he's coming to get you. So, like, if that's going to be his mentality, he's coming to get you. I like that a lot. But I saw your real on Debancer. Yeah. And I agree. I think, like, when you're really looking at it, even if Peterson wasn't taking himself out of games, One guy is 6, 6, and the other 6, 9 and, and the 6 foot 9 guy
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is super athletic and could play either forward, spot, et cetera, et cetera.
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Like you. I, I heard you say that. Like, what's the downside for him? Andrew Wiggins is a pretty good player.
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Like better Andrew Wiggins.
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Or maybe it's more like a more athletic Paul George. Yeah. You know, and that's a hell of a player.
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What's really great about this draft, and we talked about it a lot in the last pot, is just when you, you talk about guys with real, all NBA potential, it's not just like, oh, who should we take? This was Odin Durant was like this. Where it's like, fuck. On one side, this could be the greatest scoring forward we've ever had. On the other side, this could be Patrick Ewing. And that's when the stakes change. I always gravitate toward more of the sure thing. I was in the Durant. That was one of my. I was in the minority, but I was like, durant's going to be one of the best scoring forwards of all time. I know this is going to happen. I just watched it at Texas. This is who he's going to be. I'd rather have that than the guy who's had multiple injuries already.
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Not to bring up tanking, but I like, as I said, I said this on Game over with Rich. With. With Rich. I was telling him, you know, if I'm a Utah Jazz fan, like, this is a special set of circumstances this year. I understand tanking is generally an issue. There's no denying that. However, this year it's less of an issue than people think. Because if I'm a Jazz fan, I'm not mad that my team is tanking.
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I've been in this spot a couple times with the Celtics. I was not mad as it was happening.
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Right. It depends. It depends on the situation.
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Two months of your life. We just went through this with the Patriots, with the Drake May draft, is
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that, you know, there's an tide in the affairs of men which taken at the flood, right. Like here it is right now. If you're the Utah Jazz, you're not a destination for free agents or guys clamoring to be traded. You have a couple of really good forwards whose games should complement each other right now, but you're spending some money on one of them. And there's considered generational talents in the draft.
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Why two months of your life, which is the most important piece?
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If you are. If you are. As long as you're the one of the worst four records in the league, you will be able to draft a hell of a player. So your job is for any fan of the Jazz, make sure to have. I don't care what happens, you better have one of the worst four records in the league. Right. If you don't do that, you screwed up so royally. So I get it. If I'm a Jazz fan, I would get it. If I'm a Wizards fan, I would get it. If I'm like, if I'm a Nets, definitely, yeah. Nets, Pacers, like I understand.
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Maybe Mavericks.
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Mavericks.
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You might not see Cooper flag again. That's Kyrie's already said I'm out.
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I understand it. So if you have a league where there are 10 teams tanking but a half a dozen of them, the fan base is like, yeah, this is not the Sixers who did it for five straight years and weren't any good.
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Their fans had Stockholm syndrome with it. They talked themselves into it.
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They took.
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But like they're like, we're out thinking everybody with this strategy, if everyone, if
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you've set up a system of incentives again and, and they're. You're telling everyone they're generational players in this draft and there are a handful of them, right? Like you don't have to draft one overall and you got teams with good nucleuses where you're looking at them, you're going, oh, actually that's nice.
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Indiana is the best example. Yeah, Indiana. You put one of these guys on their team, they're immediately scary. Yeah, I'm fast forwarding to another email. Cause you were talking about Utah. This is from Eric. He says, and I haven't heard this point before, Danny Ainge is doing it again and nobody has noticed yet. He's following his 07 Celtics blueprint. Start with the star who can't win alone. Lauri Markkanen, Paul Pierce. Acquire the second tier star who's a specialist, Ray Allen, Triple J. And now the third step would be trade for a megastar because you have the other two guys plus the lottery pick. Could that be Giannis? The problem with this theory is there's really the KG in this scenario is Giannis and there's no other kg. But the only other one I can think of is Devin Booker. And I don't know why Phoenix would trade him.
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Giannis might like, he has the kind of personality where maybe Utah's not a deal. Like he might like a nice small, quiet situation better than LA or New York.
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I honestly have no feel for me
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neither what he really wants. But according to the Disney movie that I saw, I know there's been a lot of times he likes a small town, right?
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Well, but it's like with LeBron, I thought at some point. I remember before the decision, I was just convinced it was going to be the Knicks because I was like, me too. I think this guy wants to be the greatest basketball player of all time. And the move is to go to the Knicks and Dolan screwed it up. And that story's been.
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Did I ever tell you, I mean, I don't remember if I told you this on the pod did last time, but I ran into Clyde Frazier day of the decision on that little breakfast spot right across the street from Madison Square Garden. And we had lunch together and just were like, you know, commiserating over what had just happened. Like. But I thought it was super cool
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that I had lunch with LeBron and Wade on the Knicks. And you could have been talking about that that day.
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Well, I mean really the issue there was not LeBron. The issue was it was the people
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that worked for the Knicks.
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When Pat Riley said I want a piece of the team. And the Dolan's wouldn't give it to him, but Aronson would. That's it. If Pat. If the Dolan's just say, okay, here's a taste, stay here, we'll give you control of operations. Obviously LeBron would have been.
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They didn't think of GMs as that important back then. I don't think in the same way, but. Cause I remember Red Arbach almost left for the Knicks once when I was a kid. And then they just basically like, here's another 75 grand. It's like you wasn't like now you
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will throw money away at franchises. Will they still will mid level exception guy or a baseball veteran. All right, we'll take a roll of the dice. It's 8, 10, 12 million a year. It didn't work out. We'll eat some money and move him. But a GM Right. Like if you have Masai Ugiri or something like that and you could see, oh, wow, he did it in Denver, he did it in Toronto.
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Yeah. Like, what's Brad Stevens worth to the Celtics? He just got them under the luxury tax somehow he saved them $300 million.
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And it doesn't count against your cap or anything. So if I'm running a franchise, that's where the money goes. It's best used to an actually great executive.
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But that's what scares me about the Lakers.
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What's the. Exactly.
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They know this.
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So I always thought it's like Leo Mazzone in the. In the 80s, right. Every Jarrett, right. Didn't matter who they took had a career year in Atlanta or the spurs shooting coach or.
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Or the fix Kawhi. Kawhi fell to 15 because nobody thought
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I could shoot Stoutland, the, the offensive line coach in Philadelphia. Right. Like, so if you have that guy and if I ran a franchise and I wanted him, well, they're giving him 2 million a year already. Okay, here's 10 million. Like, yeah, here's five times. Here's here. Put a zero right.
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Go get.
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Go sp. Now, not just because by. By reputation or he appears that way, but if a guy has a track record, if it's pretty clear that it's him.
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Yeah.
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What is that worth that people are like, well, you know, coordinators only get that. He'd be making more than a lot of head coaches. So, so much.
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Next question from Jay Johnson. Which team, given their history, is most likely to win the draft lottery? Take Peterson and have him become a complete bust. The obvious candidates are the Kings or Wizards. Portland jumping up and taking the wrong guys in play, given their history. On the flip side, which team could Peterson land on most likely to have the right infrastructure to help him succeed? So I wrote down for worst. I mean, Kings is always the worst case scenario.
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100%.
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But can't sleep on the Pelicans. The history of New Orleans basketball and them taking seemingly perfect assets and them going sideways.
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That's true.
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I think Memphis is in there. And then the Wizards just because of their history.
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But Kings, Sacramento, by Sacramento's lapping the field.
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Kings, they're. They're like minus 500 in that argument. And Nets, I'm not sure because the Nets young team, where they could just let him do his thing.
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They're. They're the Clippers. They're jinxed. You know, like, they're. They're jinxed.
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Franchises might be jinxed.
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Yeah.
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Best teams I think would be Mavericks Pacers, Hawks. Yeah, Pacers would be interesting because Halbert has the ball a lot, Nemhard has the ball a lot. Peterson. We're not sure about what's going on with him just in general.
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Right. But one of the things we're not sure about other than the injury stuff, is is he a point guard? Probably not. Maybe not.
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Six. Six.
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Not ideally. Not. I. I don't think ideally. I think ideally he's like, like, okay, ideally, when you think of the triangle and. And Michael and Kobe, they weren't exactly point guards, but they weren't exactly not point guards either. Maybe they didn't dribble the ball up the floor, but the offense really did run through them.
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You know, that's where the league is starting to go. Like, you can even see the Celtics this year when they had white and they had Pritchard and they had Simons.
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Yeah. Combo guards.
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Combo guards who can kind of run offense and they can run, but I
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kind of love that if the. If you're off guard is a combo guard, in fact, and then you already have a primary ball handler, like a point.
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Well. And Haliburton doesn't need the ball all the time either.
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Right.
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So, yeah. I mean, anyone with the Pacers, I though the ceiling team is the Mavs.
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Yeah.
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If you put him, that's exactly what they need. He's basically with Kyrie and then eventually they get rid of Kyrie or trade him. And he takes, by the way, Kyrie
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has such an opportunity here. Kyrie can elevate his historical standing by so much on this Mavs team because you do want some veterans on a team. Oh, you want everyone not exactly the same age. You'd like some veteran presence. Right. And Kyrie could rehabilitate this image as at times immature or too focused on other stuff or, Or. Or somehow causing a distraction. If he became the vet, like the good influence veteran leader on this Mavs team. If this Mavs team won two of the next four chips and Kai and Kyrie was a big part of it. Where would he rate all time? If he.
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The problem for him is you're in the same conference with OKC in San Antonio and that shit's got to happen fast.
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This thing about Cooper Flag, I think there's a tendency if there's like a long, non center white guy that he gets like. You know, people talk about Luca with Larry Bird. They're not very much alike, actually. They're really. Their games are not that similar. Right. But they're white guys who are about
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the Same height with and talked a lot of.
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And talk a lot of. But. But Larry Bird made every team he was ever on so much better.
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I don't think there's really any similarities with them for. But I think people think that Bird
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shot it a lot better too.
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Bird could fit into any scenario like what we were talking about earlier.
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Yeah. So here's the thing about Cooper Flag. I think there's a tendency to look at. And by the way, it's not even like people are twirling their mustaches. We're racist. Right. It's. It's that, it's that, you know, is
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that what racist do.
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Yeah, right in the back. In the back of the, in the back room. They tie the girl to the tracks and everything. Yeah. The bad guys. Right. But. But I do think that we're human beings. We typecast, right? We, we. We make. We generalize. That's how we think about things. Cooper Flag is athletic. He is a really good defensive player.
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He's an elite defensive player.
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Cooper Flag is the guy I want on my team. You could argue more than anyone in the NBA going forward for assets. Yes, you could argue, sure. But given Wemby's physiology at seven foot
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Wembley in the Pistons game the other
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day, I'm still thinking about if Wemby stays healthy. Forget it.
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Because the thing with Wimy, this is. This to me is the last level of being a great player. He cannot have a good game and still be the best guy in the game.
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Right.
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Pistons game, he kind of sucked, but he changed 20 shots on defense and then he looked like a mess and then he's didn't matter.
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And then he's the guy who is saying I'm playing hard in this, in the, in this all star game. And as Rich Paul points out, that actually had an influence on the other guys and he's.
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Well, it was, it was him, it was Ant and it was the two to trick us. And those four guys lifted the game. Everybody else caught, caught up in it.
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I'm not. There's no argument you want Wemby, but I'm factoring in everything including height and how that may affect their physical decline later on. Cooper Flag is so good. I don't think people real. And he's not even shooting it well yet, but he probably will.
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And he's not 20 yet.
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And he's not 20 yet that, that Kyrie gets healthy and now you're doing Cooper Flag next year.
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Already a top 78 pick.
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That's what I'm saying. Like that Might be the spot where
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it may be a trade impossible.
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So. So, so when you say, hey, but these guys and those guys are in the conference. Right. So are the Mavs if, if that.
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If they get a guy like don't forget Joker.
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No question.
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Don't forget Ian Edwards. He's in there too. It's funny, he talks about the cross racial comparisons, which I've always loved, where we just compare white people to white people.
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Yeah.
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Knipple to me it's like when I watch him and he's getting better. He's like flag. He's actually been adding stuff as the year went along.
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Yeah. He also plays defense.
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By the way, he's way closer to Klay Thompson than I think people. People would see because the instinct is just to compare him to every white shooter that's ever existed.
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I think Klay's a great comparison.
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But there's a little Havlicek too.
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A little shorter.
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There's Havlicek stuff in there too. Havlicek played 50 years ago.
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I never saw have like just on,
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you know, moving or moving without the ball, constant movement. Just kind of knows how to play basketball, can play their position. Rebounds can affect games. When he's not really shooting that well.
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No, if you think of just a shooter, that's disservice to him.
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Yeah, like he's. Honestly, I love Clay and I think Clay's a Hall of Famer. I think he's a better version because he can do more stuff and he rebounds.
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Clay of course, was capable of getting hotter than anyone who ever lived.
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And Canippo might have that.
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We'll see.
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He's had. I mean he's made 200 threes already as a rookie. So Jay Johnson sends us in. Keep referencing tanking solutions. You overlooked that the MLB has solved some of this already. Any team participating in MLB revenue sharing can't participate in the lottery for three straight years. This happened to the White Sox in the 2025 draft. They were one of the worst teams, but they picked 10th outside of the lotteries because of the penalties. Do they need to start thinking about financial stuff when they think about tanking? That could be one of them. You can't be in revenue sharing anymore if you're in the top eight of the lottery three straight years. I've been pushing for 75% off all tickets. If you fall 25 games under 500 from that moment on, it's 75% off rich. And season ticket holders are getting.
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Stop it. If you just want to. If you want to stop, we're penalizing.
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And then other people are saying, oh, this is another one. He had a 5, 2 format for the first round with like the 1 and the 2 seeds, the 7, 8. You win the play in, but you don't get the three home games. You get two. Hold on, hold on.
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Say that again.
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Five, two. So you get five home games, two in the road for the one and two seeds so that there's real incentive to finish in the top six so you can get the extra home game.
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But I don't think that's where the tanking becomes the issue.
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Right, but it's just all general, all torrent, trying to reward teams.
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Rich had an interesting point about this. What if the lottery was for the players? So the bansa is the first pick. That means he gets the first one. So he has his choice what team he wants to talk to.
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See, I really like this idea.
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Me too.
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I had a separate version of the same idea about the top five. Put in their pick who their first choice is, and it's like the top five agree, it is. Darren Peterson is the number one pick. Darren, come on up here. Here are the five teams you get to choose. It almost becomes like a reality dating show. And he goes up and he's like, I pick the Indiana Pacers.
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He's like, oh, that also does a thing where, like, you know, the draft in the NFL is such an event, and the NBA draft is not the same kind of event, but it could be if you played with the draft.
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That would be amazing if they did it that way. John McGrady. This is off our Luka conversation. He said, why is the Luka vs Shea argument not at the top of first take in every debate show all the time since 2018, Luka was the undisputed best player of that class. Shay took his place overnight. Two years ago, Luka beat Shai in OKC on his way to the finals. Now it's Shay's league. Like we talked about Luka, like he was the next face of the league for six years and we have abruptly stopped. Is this Nico's fault or did the trade flip this?
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Can you imagine saying, you know what's going to end the run for Luka as at least temporarily as even being considered the next face of the league or the potential best player of the league. A trade to the Lakers. Right?
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But it feels like that's what's happened.
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100% feels like that's happened.
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And I felt like when he showed up last year. But the Laker fans loved him. And they were like, this is amazing. And you could feel it. You could feel it shift away from LeBron. Even in the stands, jerseys were popping up. Now we're out of the honeymoon phase, and the Laker fans seem way more like what we talked about earlier. Like, is this fucking guy going to play defense? Magic, Is that going to pitch after every call?
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Magic Johnson was not a great defender, but Magic did not play. He's. It's Luka's style of play and the personality that goes along with it is becoming hard to root for. Yeah, and that's a tough situation to be in.
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That was the next question I got, was from Josh from Statesboro, Georgia, which asked if there had ever been a greater group of whiners than this year's Lakers, mentioning not just luka, not just LeBron. Marcus Smart, who's in that old guy. I'm not even good anymore, but I'm gonna whine about everything. Reaves and he suggests that they go after Draymond to really cement it.
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Well, I mean, I think a lot of what's happening in the NBA now is actually soccer culture affecting stuff, because, you know, that's been going on for years at the highest levels of soccer. Selling calls and faking injury and faking fat. You know, like, really? That's. And that's.
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As I just want to point out, guys have been bitching about calls for a long time.
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Not like this.
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Not like this.
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Every single. It's unbelievable.
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And.
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And also here. Here's the. Here's the easiest solution. Foul hunting. I could get rid of that. Make me commissioner for not even a day, for one minute, and I'll fix that stuff. If the ref thinks you're hunting for a foul, don't call it. If you think the player's intention was to make a move in order to create contact, technically, because technically, he was able to make the move quick enough or fake the guy into position so then he could create contact. That was the defender's fault. Don't call it.
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Swallow the whistle. Done.
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That's the end of. That's the end of the James Harden, Luka Doncic style of play, which is not fun to watch. Like, ultimately, it's a consumer product. Just legislate out the shit you don't like.
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And they've tried to get rid of some of it, and it's worked, but there's ways to go. One more break, and then we're going to finish this. All right, next question from Robert Hill, doing an NCAA tournament for TV shows. What would be the 41 seeds for
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TV shows all time?
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I think he's talking dramas because he said consensus would probably have Game of Thrones, Sopranos, Wire, Breaking Bad. I wrote down. I think the 1 seeds would be Sopranos, Thrones, Mad Men and Breaking Bad. And I think the two seeds would be Succession, West Wing, the Wire, probably the Americans or the Shield, stuff like that. And then everyone would get mad that the Wire wasn't a one seed is
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how this would play out to me. You can't even mention other shows with the Wire. I watched the Sopranos and I thought, boy, this is like the best drama I've ever seen on tv. And I didn't watch the Wire when it came out because every single person I knew from every walk of life said it was the greatest thing ever and it somehow turned me off to it. Right. So I didn't watch it till like 10 years later. The Wire is not just the best TV ever made, it's the best TV by so far ever made. I don't think you can include it in the tournament because there's. It like takes the drama out. These other shows are not comparable to
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the Wire I would have for my actual one. See, if it was me. Yeah, I'd have Sopranos, the Wire, Mad Men and Thrones.
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Okay. I never watched Mad Men as one that I just.
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Those would be my four. But I don't think enough would have the Wire in there because I don't think it was as watched as people realized it wasn't. But Game of Thrones, people loved it or didn't know about it.
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Game of Thrones can't be in there, Bill, because once they got away from the book, which I didn't read, that
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wasn't their fault though.
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Nevertheless, it's part of the TV show I've been watching.
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I've been watching the sauna for a half hour every day. Yeah, first two seasons are unbelievable.
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Unbelievable.
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I think people forget how like incredible the show was and how they have 60 characters and 97 plots.
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By the way, I got two shows that I would put above a lot of and I thought, I thought like.
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So you don't like my theory that the Wire would be the two seed caused by a 72 hour controversy. People just being flipping out that.
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Oh yeah, I mean, like, that's a great idea if you want to create controversy.
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For sure. Yeah.
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Breaking Bad. There's no denying its quality. It's qual. It's like excellently made. I've found it tedious because I thought it was super predictable. And because I've been conditioned to watch shows with five different storylines going on at once. 90 seconds. 90 seconds. And it was like just an up close look at really one storyline.
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And you knew how some of these other ones, like I watched the Sopranos every two, three years now.
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Right.
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I think I've gone all the way through it four times. I've gone through the Wire three. I wouldn't do Breaking Bad a second time.
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I'll give you two shows that I've seen in recent years. I think that are, I think better than a lot of those shows. Yeah, Dark, which is, I want to say it's on Netflix. It's a German show on Netflix.
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Wow. Throwing German shows at me.
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Okay, Dark. But like dark is like, oh wow, it's going there. Okay. It's nothing to do with Nazis. Right. But like. And actually that might be one of the criticism I have of it for a reason I won't like Reveal. Cause it'll ruin the show for everyone. But it's an mind blowing show. And the other that I had so much fun watching was the Last Kingdom. The Last Kingdom was the most fun I've had watching a show in a long time.
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Bailey from Lynchburg, Virginia wants to know what NBA player, past or present, would have benefited most from using the Limitless drug. I love Limitless. I've talked about this. Limitless, Limitless, I added as number 16 on my 50 most rewatchable movies of the 21st century. It caused a riot.
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15. It's higher than that.
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I've watched it every time it's on.
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Limitless is Limitless is seen. What are people's beef?
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So you're a Limitless head. Come in 100%. Amazing.
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What, are you kidding? It's the fantasy, right? You take the pill and now you have fun.
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Well, so for the email question, an NBA player that could have used it to clear a big mental hurdle, fix a competitive mindset problem, or fix a glaring hole. And he said some examples would be Vince Carter, Shaq, Ben Simmons. So I was thinking guys who had it all. But something was missing up here. And I still think Ben Simmons was the greatest athlete I've seen on a basketball court who never put it together. And Vince Carter, who is going to be a Hall of Famer if he's an R. I can't remember. He is and at his peak was a 25 point a scorer. I also think he probably could have been one of like the 15 best players of all time and wasn't. So I Think he has to be mentioned.
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I don't know about that. With Vince Carter, I think Vince did really well for himself. He was not Vince Carter was a little bit. And I love Vince and he was. I credit him for when. When Rich Paul says star in your role, like he understood, unlike say someone like Carmelo Anthony, who was an incredible ISO scorer and as the league changed, maybe couldn't accept that maybe there was a different role for him.
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Now you're talking about near the end of the career.
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Yeah, as their career. But like Vince played 20 years. Half the years.
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I know, but I just feel like the ceiling for Vince was so fucking high.
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He had a lot of Zach Levine in him in the sense that he's not going to create with the ball in his hand the way like someone like Kobe could he. I think.
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So you don't think the limitless. So the limitless drug for you would be Ben Simmons?
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No, because Ben Simmons was an emotional issue. I think more than anything. I don't. I think he was a very smart bastard.
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Well, with the guy in Limitless, he. His emotional issue is he couldn't finish his book.
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He. That's right. That's true. And it kind of unblocked him.
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But Simmons needed an unblocking. Yeah, I think he was afraid to get fouled.
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I think of Limitless, a guy with all the tools who, if he were
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a smarter player, James Wiseman.
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Well, there's a good one.
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I mean, could James Wiseman have been the best version ever of Jalen Duran? He had the limitless strike, right?
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If he had the limitless strike.
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2520s, who's a player?
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You're like, man, if that dude was just smarter or faster processor.
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Can I offer you Lamar Odom? Instead of him taking other drugs that he brags about now, he just took the limitless dream.
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Lamar wasn't a stupid player. You know, like, he just, you know,
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Chase Buttinger, one of the great athletes that never made it. Like hall of Fame volleyball player and Hall. And a great basketball player. I'm trying to put it together.
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No, I'm thinking of a guy like. And it's not that he doesn't know the game, but like someone. Kyrie Irving, who. Skill for skill.
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Kyrie Irving on the limitless drug.
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If you gave Kyrie Irving the kind of. But the thing that's tough about Kyrie is he doesn't have a low basketball. He has high ones. But it's. It's more like he's not at times judicious enough about when to deploy his different. His. His bag is so deep that he needs. He needs to know, he needs to be. I don't. It's not an IQ thing, it's a what wisdom thing. He needs the wisdom to know which tool to take out of the bag. When I think that's really the thing that's stopping him from. And partly because the bag is so deep. Right. Like he can do so many things. That's one of the things that's stopping him from being in the conversation among the greatest who ever lived.
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So we've seen this in baseball with Barry Buds who actually had his version of limitless drug. What happens? His eyesight gets so good you can't throw him a ball. He just won't swing at it. He always swings at strikes. He puts up stats that are hilarious to look at at the baseball reference now, of course. And he was already really talented to begin with. He would have been a Hall of Fame left fielder without the 98.
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And after hall of Fame, he would have been.
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It would have been known as one of the best left fielders.
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It would have been. Is it Ted Williams, Stan Musial, or Barry Bonds?
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Right.
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It would have been that had he never touched PEDs.
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So the. The peds became the limitless drug, pushed him up. So if that happened for Kyrie, well,
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the ped, you know what the peds were for Barry Bonds. So let me take it to superheroes. Okay, Captain America. It was. Captain America was a 98 pound weakling, right? Who took super soldier serial. And what that did was it optimized the human possibilities, like the limitless drug, but physically, right? It's kind of like if instead of a 98 pound weakling, took super soldier serum. What if you gave Batman super soldier serum, right? He's already like physically better than everyone else. And now you're putting him on the stuff that makes him the best possible version of himself.
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So it'd be like Giannis in 2020. We just came. The limitless drill.
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Barry Bonds was putting up mid four on bases and high six sluggings, which is like some of the.
A
That's 42.
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No, no, no. In his prime, which is some of the best numbers anyone's ever put up. And then in his late 30s, suddenly he woke up. Same external factors, ballpark. Everything same. Everything the same. He woke up one day at like 36 or 37 and he was on. His on base percentage was in the sixes, he was slugging in the eights. It's like, come on, you're making a mockery of the game.
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I think there should be a baseball hall of Fame. And I don't know how many people would be in this part of the hall of Fame. It's maybe in my basketball book, I had the pantheon, and it was the top. It was a pyramid. The top level was the best guys ever in baseball. There's this whole different version of just guys that you will always remember seeing in person.
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Yeah.
A
And I saw Bonds when he was just before all the PD stuff.
B
So great.
A
I saw him as a left fielder on the Giants, just when he was great. And it was just different to watch him play left field and just. And then come to bat and you knew he could steal second base. And it was just memorable. I felt like Ricky Henderson was like that.
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Oh, in 1985.
A
Ricky Anderson in the 80s was amazing to see. Dwight Gooden was like this as a rookie. Pedro was like this. There's certain guys that, like.
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People talk about Koufax in the previous generation. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like Aaron Judge, right. Or Shohei, obviously, both of them.
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Honestly, Judge is like that.
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Yeah.
A
He's so fucking big. When you're in person at the games and he comes in, it's like seeing, like, fucking Paul Bunyan.
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Yeah, it is Paul Bunyan.
A
Yeah. You're like, oh, my God.
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He's in the Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle kind of lineage of. Of, you know, physically different than ever. Like, bigger somehow. Hitting the ball farther than everybody.
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I think Bets is like that movie because he's such a great player. He's such a great base runner. He's such a great defender.
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You will.
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Everything. Everything he does is so different than any other player.
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Our kids went to school together when they were. When they were in preschool, Right. And so Esther, who was, I think, in the same year as Ben, I took her to an Angels game because the Yankees were in town. And I pointed out to her, she's little. I don't know, three or maybe five or something. And I said, that is Derek Jeter and that is Mariano Rivera. Because Rivera came in the game and I was like, see Mariano Rivera? Just remember that you saw him in person. Because Rivera. Rivera is like, I have. I think. I. Don't stop me if I've said this to you before, but this is from Greatest Hits, Volume 2. I have levels of clutch like Dante's Inferno, right? And the highest level of clutch is, you know, and then down to like, you're. Down to like. You are maybe the best who ever did it, and under pressure, you're the worst. Whoever did it like. Like you're. You're in that like a Rod was there for a while. Peyton Manning was there for a while, right? There are guys like that. The highest level of clutch is the Michael Jordan. Mariano Rivera level. Mariano Rivera has the lowest adjusted ERA in baseball history. What did he do in the postseason? His era is 1/3 of his normal era, which was the best ever in the postseason. It's a 0.7 in 142.
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He was so great. The fans who went against him and got a run on him in the 9th remember all the parts of the inning, right? And it's usually like a dink hit and a steal and another an error.
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So, you know, and. And so, like, there are. There are people like that. I'm so glad I told Esther, like, that is Mariano Rivera.
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One thing that Mariano had. So he would be on my list, too, of the guys you just remember seeing, he could come into Fenway and the crowd would be going nuts. And he would come out and he would just walk and have that Mariano kind of vibe, and he would kind of psych out the crowd before the inning started. You're like, like, ah, fuck, we're not going to get a hit on this guy. He.
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He had something about him. Look, he's the only unanimous selection to the Baseball hall of Fame. And his first ballot, right. He had something about him that was like if you took the old man in the sea and took the passage about DiMaggio.
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Yeah.
B
And just you could put Rivera instead of DiMaggio. His. What about the great Rivera? I heard his father was a fisherman, right? Like, it's the exact thing you could do. You could just substitute DiMaggio with Mariano Rivera. And the book reads exactly the same.
A
There's two other good things with that. One is, you mentioned Jordan. When he hits the shot, there's that awesome photo of all the Utah fans. There's the blown up photo, all the Utah fans faces just knowing they're fucked. The ball's in the air. They're all like, it's Jordan. You think he's gonna knock it. But we weren't old enough to see Russell in person. But this has been told to me many times and it's been in documentaries and stuff. When they would introduce the players on the other team, they would all come out and stand next to each other. Now they run out and they do the jumps into each other, and sometimes they don't even come out, but they would come out and they would stand all next to each other and they would announce Russell and he would come out and just stand there with his hands behind his back. And the crowd would get psyched out. Cause he never lost. And they would just see him and
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be like, in high school, what's the stat? In high school, college and the pros, he played in, what was it, 21 game sevens and won every one.
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It's something he won every game. Seven he lost in, not game seven. Deciding games, deciding games.
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Deciding games in his life. I want to say maybe he had one loss or he's undefeated. Come on. Especially when you get to a deciding game, the teams are pretty evenly matched usually. And normally it does come down to who has the best. Like who's the guy you want on your team? Who has that guy?
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That's the case for him in the pantheon. Greg from Chicago. The love for the 80 hockey team over the last couple weeks. And do you believe America's got me thinking the great sports calls of all time. He wanted me to do a whole podcast about this or do a bracket or something. But it did get me thinking just off top of my head. No research what my favorite ones were. Other than, do you believe in miracles? And I think down goes Frazier is second.
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Down goes Frazier.
A
Down goes Frazier is unbelievable. It's Cosell's greatest work.
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And he just keeps saying, screaming.
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He's so shocked
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by the way. What's crazy is he did that for one knockdown. Frazier was knocked down six times.
A
Oh, my God.
B
In that fight, right?
A
Poor Frazier.
B
Yeah.
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The all time, bad matchup fight.
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All time. It's the rock, paper, scissors. 100%. It is, it is.
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Then he went back for seconds. He's like, maybe this time I'll be there.
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Yeah, this time it won't. But like, it is the, the, the, the. You study it when you talk rock, paper, scissors. In boxing, when you talk styles, make fights, Frasier, Foreman, that's like the number one thing.
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Yeah. I don't believe what I just saw.
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I wrote down, I don't believe what I just saw. By the way, Lampley has a great one with Foreman. When he knocked out Michael Moore. Happened.
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It happened.
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It happened. That was a great one.
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Great one. We'll see you tomorrow night. Was a good one. And then Joe Buck after game four, ALCS or game five, I can't remember which one. But he says, we'll see you later tonight. Because it was past.
B
That's right.
A
And it was like an homage to his dad, but also awesome.
B
Yeah, that was awesome.
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Lundqvist. Yes, sir. For Nicholas. And then Havlicek stole The ball and Giants win the pennant were the two. We grew up with.
B
Havlicek stole the ball.
A
Giants win the pennant were the two.
B
It's so interesting to me, the Giants win the pennant because there's one of the great American novels underground, right?
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Yep.
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Delilo. It's about kind of like the loss of American innocence. It's a thousand something pages. And the moment he uses to show innocent America is Bobby Thompson's home run. Which it later came out that they were stealing signs. I found that so interesting that, like, you're trying to get the perfect moment in American history. Pre Watergate, pre. A lot of the cynicism, or so it's told. And here it is, Bobby Thompson's home run. This is pure Americana and kind of an innocent time. And it turns out it's total bullshit. Everything was just like. Nothing ever changes. It's the same shit all the time. And. And they were stealing signs. There was no innocence. There was no purity. There was. You like. The irony of DeLillo choosing Thompson's home run as the moment to make that point makes the novel even better for me.
A
Well, you just saw that with the Olympic gold medal in hockey. Yeah. When we won in 1980, it was all anyone talked about for like a month and a half after.
B
We were big underdogs, though.
A
Well, no, but I'm saying after it happened, we were just living on a high forever. And it was like, Jim Craig's going to sign with the Atlanta Flames.
B
I'm like, great.
A
I'm now a Flames fan. And then Ken Mora was on the Islanders. It's like, I hope they win the Cup. I love Ken Mora. Yeah. I was still rooting for those guys here. We won the match within 24 hours. It became a political controversy because that's just how everything has to go, apparently. Derek from Bloomington, Indiana, what current NBA player do you think would represent the USA the best in curling? If they practice.
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Practiced and curling.
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Curling.
B
Okay, hold on.
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We take a great athlete.
B
Yeah.
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And we're just like, for a year, you're just going to learn how to curl. I just. My Steph. So that's where I hand. Eye. Attention to detail. I would pick Steph. I think he could figure it out in a year.
B
However, pre2020. He's tall, though, which would be pre2022. Fate of the universe on the line. No, no. Yes. Steph. Steph. Yeah.
A
Well, I wonder, like, is there a size thing? Like, maybe it's somebody's shorter. That's maybe it's like a Dame Lillard, three years. Yeah, six, three.
B
I mean, he's tall, but he's not like freaking.
A
What if it has to be like five, nine, five, eight? Like, is it like Jose Alvarado?
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Is Curry actually six' three or is he an NBA six' three?
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No, he's taller than me. I'm six' one and a half, and Curry was. I thought Curry had an inch on me. These guys are all taller than you think. Like, Nash, you assume is like, you know, Mighty Mouse. When you meet him, he's like a good six, two and a half.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
Taller than I am.
B
Yeah, right.
A
Kyrie's another one.
B
Kyrie's not six feet tall. Something like that. A little more?
A
No, he's higher. I think he's like 6. Yeah, maybe he's 1, 6, 2. Yeah. I wrote. This is the only question I made up. Okay, Max, top four boxers right now, because nobody knew you're going to be on my mailbag. What's your max?
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Are we including Terence Crawford or. No, because he's technically retired right now.
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Don't include him because he's technically retired, even though we know he's coming back.
B
Oleksandr Usyk is the heavyweight champion.
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My guy, he, you know what he does? He just wins parlays. Just put him in with any other anything. Pick a sport, anything.
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He, first of all, he's cruiserweight champion, undisputed. Beat everybody. He and Evander Holyfield, two greatest cruiserweights ever. Division's been around about 50 years. Yeah, he moves up to heavyweight, but in an era of super heavyweights, right, like these aren't your, your father's heavyweights. These are soup. These are 250 and 60 pound guys. And not only does he beat three of the top guys in consecutive fights, he does it twice. He beats them each twice.
A
Never like, really favored by that much in any of the fights because of the size difference and that.
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Well, certainly not against Dubois, maybe, but not against Fury and Joshua. And against Tyson Fury, it was really interesting. Fury, great fighter. And Fury, who's 6, 8, 2 8, 72, 80 by the middle of that fight, starts to look like he's playing with Usyk, like he's winning the fight and he's kind of playing with him and having fun. It's like this is maybe a mismatch. And Usyk comes back and fit because talk about a deep bag. Usyk's bag, no matter what adjustment you make, he makes a better adjustment. He has a cat. He's Kobe. If you're Trying to defend him. He has a counter for every single thing you're talking.
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These are my favorite boxers. The problem solvers.
B
The problem, right. Every sport.
A
This is what I love about Leonard's underrated quality was shit. I got to solve this over the next half hour.
B
Cooper flag. That's why I think he's going to be so good. Whatever you throw at him, he figures it out, right. I. And. And so that's Usyk then Shakur Stevenson, who just put on a clinic against Yofimo Lopez, Madison Square Garden.
A
Silence the doubters. I was never a giant. I wasn't a Go out of my way to watch him guy Stevenson.
B
But that was a masterpiece. Like, you know, he's like a Pernell Whitaker, Floyd Mayweather or any one of these incredible boxers who you just can't hit. So good luck beating them.
A
So there's a guy.
B
There's a guy named. Remember this if you're into boxing or you want to be. Now, Inoue, who is.
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Yeah.
B
Who is called the Monster in Japan who keeps going up weight classes. He was tiny, but he keeps going up. Now he's up to junior featherweight. Right. So like he. So he's getting to be more. Still small, but not as tiny. Right. And he keeps just dominating everybody in every weight class. Can really box, make adjustments very fast. Twitching.
A
What do you think the lowest. The lowest weight for the casual American boxing fan to get invested in?
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You got to feel like, I could. This guy I could take. You can't feel like I can take this guy because he's too small. Right. If the. If your average American sitting in his. Sitting on his couch watching your lightweight,
A
how low can we go?
B
I think we can go down to featherweight. I think we go to £126. £126 pounder walks around £145 and can kick your ass. Right? Like.
A
Well, when did Pacquiao really become. When did he cross over? What weight class was he in when
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he really crossed over? He started at flyweight.
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I know.
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But he also, like, he. He was the lineal champ at Flyway. It's not like he just turned pro and then started moving and then he. He skipped certain divisions. But I would say when he got to a hundred. And featherweight 126lbs is when he crossed over because he obliterated people.
A
Check out under that weight.
B
You might be right about that.
A
The guys are just. The punches are flying. It's just hard to get a. It almost seems like a different sport.
B
Zufa boxing. That's where we. That's where we go down to is featherweight smart. Yeah. By the way, Zufa Boxing, speaking of cruiserweights, I said Holyfield and Usyk are the two greatest cruiserweights ever. The guy who's in the conversation for the, for number three is Jai Opetaya, who's an undefeated Australian cruiserweight. He is universally recognized as the champ. He's the Ring Magazine champ. Right. But Ring Magazine does not. They're not. What they do is they recognize who is the champion. They're not sanctioning fights and stuff like that. They're just like, oh, that guy beat everyone. He gets our belt. So what boxing has been missing is a mechanism by which the best actually fight the best. Jayo Pattaya just signed with Zufa Boxing, who I work for and Jaya Pattaya is defending his Ring Magazine, which means you're the champ. Cruiserweight title, but importantly fighting for the first ever Zufa championship belt against this American, Brandon Glanton, who is like a Joe Frazier, Dwight Braxton come forward and try to kill you every round type guy. And it's going to be a sensational action fight. And that's March 8th, I'll be calling it.
A
That's next week.
B
Yep.
A
So who's your number four in the, in the top four.
B
So four, if I had to go beyond, in a way, probably Bam Rodriguez. Bam Rodriguez is a little smaller than in a way, but is a southpaw boxer puncher who can fight his ever loving ass off. And like in any sport. Bill, what's the first thing you look for? Like it's, it's not impossible to be a world class, like elite, elite guy without this. But the fast, twitchy. Right. Is this guy like electrically fast and then is he skilled in all that? Bam has that stuff. Plus he's tough, plus he hits hard, the whole package.
A
What's our best division right now?
B
Best division in boxing.
A
I'm still nostalgic for the super middleweight, middleweight run we had in the. What was that? Early 2010s with who? Just all those dudes we had all in a row. The Calzaghi, all those guys and Kessler
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and Andre Ward, like Super 6 tournament.
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All of a sudden we had like nine guys the shit out of each other.
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Because this is like, this is why, this is why I was so hopeful and this is why I went with Zufa Boxing. Right? Yeah. Like I didn't not have opportunities in boxing is. Boxing has always lacked the they who's like, you know what they should do in football. You mean the NFL? You don't mean these other leagues. You know what they should do in basketball, you need the NBA. There's never been a they in boxing. And when you look at mma, there's a they there. It's the ufc.
A
Right?
B
And so, like, I get a call from Dana White and talking to Nick Khan, and it's like, yeah, we want to do this. Like, let's. I think, oh, wait a minute. For the first time, there might be a they in boxing. I want to be a part of that. Right.
A
It's usually a day, but it's like they were crooks.
B
Right? Right. The closest thing that boxing's ever had to an actual day was Frankie Carbon, who was literally a mobster when the mob controlled boxing. That's the closest thing the boxing ever had to a they. Right. So when you talk about this, the reason you remember the super middleweights is because they organized a tournament, and it was called the Super 6, and it took place over a couple years where they took the six best super middleweights.
A
We had six best, too.
B
That's the other we did, but we found. But, like, the fact that they all fought each other elevates them in your own mind. Because you're like you.
A
Because.
B
So that's what we're doing here. Right? Like, we, like you want to turn boxing. Every other sport is a Super 6. Every year. Every year in football, basketball, baseball, there's a tournament, and you find out who's the best, and that's what it should be.
A
In boxing, this is a mailbag question I got, but it's perfect for you. It's from Justin R. In Ann Arbor. Lifelong Pistons fan, he says was trying to explain the Pistons to a friend of mine. Made the connection to who? Ron Holland. Reminds me of Old Dirty Bastard in the Wu Tang of the Pistons. He's definitely odb. Not on every song, but he was in the track. You always feel him. But then, what's Beef Stew? I'm not sure there's actually ever been a hip hop artist quite like Beef Stew. Just think about that one. I just knew you'd have some thoughts.
B
Old Dirty. I have more thoughts. First of all, Detroit people who said, including Rich Paul to me when I was like, like, they might be ahead of schedule, I, I. Once they beat the Knicks the way they did, I'm like, could they win the championship? He's like, they don't have a second banana.
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They don't.
B
And. And so. And that's been true for them. It's too hard. Old Dirty was, first of all, his first Album was. Is one of the most underrated of all time. It is an absolute classic. A classic. There's so many great songs in that album, it's insane. And Dirty is. If someone says, hey, he's my favorite hip hop artist of all time, I understand. Because he kind of is mine too. Like, if Old Dirty. Any song that Old Dirty was on
A
brownhollow is not good enough for the Old Dirty comparison.
B
Exactly. Old Dirty is like, if you want to. Who is he? He's like a sixth man. But it. But your sixth man is. This is the all time team and your sixth man is Kobe Bryant. You know, like, he's a. He's a. A relief, a setup man. But it's Rivera in 96.
A
It's like Bill Walton on the 86 Celts just coming in.
B
Yeah, he's coming in. It's like, that's not even fair.
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Old Dirty was just pure adrenaline.
A
Okay. Anthony in Pittsburgh wants to know if I have any concerns about Drake May being a victim of the Marino curse.
B
Never get back.
A
Losing a Super bowl second year, can't make it back. The only other definite victim is Kaepernick. Joe Burrow is in play. Brock Purdy, maybe. But he says on the flip side, the Brady Blessing. If you win a Super bowl in year two, you're destined to be a Hall of Famer. Kurt Warner, Roethlisberger, Mahomes. I don't believe in any of this stuff. And I think Drake May will be back. But we didn't talk about Drake May. So I wanted your take. People have certainly heard mine.
B
I was very high on Drake May. He's kind of the guy you want. I'm high on my guy Jackson dart. By the way, I think there's some great young quarterbacks in the league. The way he lost that game. There are some games, like when the Giants played the Ravens in the Super Bowl. I would have much preferred to not have been in the super bowl that year.
A
That's how I felt about this super bowl with the Pats. We're just easier losing in Denver.
B
But like, in this case, Kerry Collins was not the future of the Giants.
A
Right.
B
That how Drake May responds to this is going to be the whole shooting match. Because he got the whole. What was it? It was Sam Darnold who was like, I'm seeing ghosts against the Patriots, right? Yeah, that's how he was playing. He was playing like I'm seeing ghosts.
A
I just want to know if he was hurt or not. And at some point we're going to Find out. But we may never find out because it was illegal. If he was hurt and they didn't tell us right. They'll get fined, they'll lose like a third round pick. The thing about. Seems like a torn rotator, like a tear in his cuff or something.
B
But, but like the Seattle defense all year, it didn't jump out to me as much as the Rams did. Because the Rams were like a clutch third down defense or like the Texans because the Texans pass rush was insane and it made their secondary, which was good, look even better. But when you think about the overall balance of the Seattle defense and then the fact that the head coach is a great defensive play, everyone wants that offensive play caller as head coach. But the Seattle has that just on the defensive side of the ball. And then they also have an offensive coordinator who's good enough that he's now going to be a head coach. The like.
A
And they. And the Pats had things you could pick at like a scab and which they did. We're going to. We notice when you do this, right, you're passing like they said after the game they would tip off run or pass. Well, that's not good. We noticed we could attack your right side and you wouldn't have enough backers. We noticed your left tackle is moving right. Cause he's a torn mcl. And they were just like picking it apart.
B
Let me tell you what it reminded me of. The way Belichick would coach against young quarterbacks back in the day.
A
Like in the Rams super bowl even.
B
Exactly. And you're like, oof. That's what it was like McDonald's. It was really. That was. The game was really McDonald's.
A
So you're on the fence with Drake May. It sounds like.
B
No, no, no. I, I really like him as a player. But now comes the part where we find out like it's like a fighter who gets knocked out early in his career.
A
Right.
B
Like in his first title shot, he gets knocked out. Does that mean, well, okay, he's hit his ceiling or does that mean that he learns from that and comes back better? Right. Manny Pacquiao lost early in his career. It's okay. You can lose early.
A
Leonard Duran won in Montreal.
B
That's right. But. Yeah, that's right. And Leonard lost. But that wasn't Drake May suffered a different kind of loss than Leonard did. It was. He was dominated. He was out of his league. Right. And so I want to see how he responds to that. If he responds to it well. The Pats are in great shape but like, you got to respond to that one. That's like, that's the kind of game I wish, if I was a Pats fan, I wish he had not played that game. I think there's enough damage from a game like that. I don't know if you learn from that or if you are demoralized by it. I'd like to see.
A
The more I think about it, the four games in a row is probably the cumulative effect combined him not being healthy, but just getting the shit kicked out of him for eight straight halves.
B
What was shocking to me, and there are some people, you just get a set that they're going to come through under pressure. I thought that about C.J. stroud. I thought C.J. stroud, when the chips are on the line. I like the cut of his jib. I think he was the opposite. He was awful.
A
I know. But the weird thing with May is they weren't even using him the way they used him during the season, which is what makes me think he was hurt. They used to roll him out and he was so good at throwing the run and throwing deep on the run. They didn't do it once.
B
No. And you saw that throughout the playoffs, actually, where when he would make a, A, a big play, not just with his legs, but it could be like a kind of hidden big play. It's. It's a wild, but it's also like second and nine and you need to keep the chains moving and he. And he escapes pressure and hits the receiver and you go, man, that's just a Super bowl type play. Right. Like, he made those even when he was having bad playoff games. I saw those late in games. I did not see that against Seattle.
A
Will W. Writes, I think the WWE ESPN mix is weird. They haven't figured out how to put wrestling promos and news next to sports like the NBA NFL wrestler interviews on SportsCenter. Get up always seems uncomfortable with the ESPN hosts and the kayfabe. They oddly try to toe a line of not acknowledging it, not participating it. Do you find it weird? I do. I think it's very strange to watch wrestling on, and I'm a lifelong wrestling guy. It's weird to see it on espn. I can't get used to it.
B
I know what you mean.
A
Like, Cody Rhodes was on there two days ago. It's like, let's talk about Cody Rhodes. Big pay per view coming up. I'm like, it would almost be better
B
if it was like it was in the old days where it was presented without acknowledging. Like by the Premise was this is really happening.
A
This is pretending it was real.
B
Then it makes more sense. But you know, ESPN is entertainment, is the first. Is the first letter. It's entertainment and sports. Right. That's the.
A
I think it's in a weird spot. And I. Look, we both work there, so it's always weird to talk about it, but I think the company in general with the content, it's in a strange spot right now.
B
But look, you know why they. They take the wwe? Because. Or they want it? Because it does a great number. And it also hits youth culture.
A
Yeah. The same reason when I was there, they thought UFC was cockfighting, human cockfighting. They never were going to go near it.
B
Okay. I was once in a meeting and I was friendly with Dana since Zufa bought the ufc because I was the only guy in boxing basically not hostile to it. Because my basic feeling, first of all, I love knowing who wins in a fight. Yeah, right. I. I show me any two, like animals, fight, whatever. I want to know who wins in a fight. Right. Turns out killer whales destroy great whites, by the way. Not. Not even a fight. Don't. Even if they prey on great great whites. But that was a big one for me when I found that out. Right. So. So I. So I loved ufc, you know, and originally it was high concept. It was who wins. The karate guy or the kung fu guy, the boxer, the rest.
A
Have you ever watched those first five, six years ufc?
B
Of course I watched them live sometimes.
A
They would not even. The guys wouldn't even be the same weight.
B
No, no weight classes, no rules. The whole thing. It was amazing.
A
And then it was like, honestly, like bloodsport with Van Damme.
B
It was. It was amazing. And then it really. What it was was real wrestling. Professional. Real professional wrestling. Like any, like anything goes.
A
Yeah.
B
And then when Zufa bought it because. And I also thought, like, hey, this is catching on with young people. Hey, boxing crowd. Instead of being hostile to it, let's use this as an entry point to our. Hey, you like combat sports, kids? Maybe you like to watch us too. But instead, everyone in boxing was hostile. I wasn't. Dana liked me on boxing. He's a big boxing fan. So I went to dinner with. With all the UFC roster, like Couture and all those guys at Il Molino in New York in when. The year Zufa bought it. So what was that, 2000, 2001 or something like that. And was. Was like, you know, always really way into it.
A
I mean, espn, they'd never.
B
Espn. I was in a boxing meeting once in Bristol. And we were getting a whole corporate thing, which sometimes it feels like just meant to demoralize you. It's like we need to figure out a way to do a really big number but not spend any money. That was kind of the message. So I thought, Dana White in the ufc, they'll just, They'll. They'll buy the time for me. Like, they forget about giving the money. They just want act. They just want access to the airwaves.
A
Yeah.
B
And I tried to broker something. Remember, they were on and it was.
A
No, they were on Spike.
B
Yeah. That was huge for them. Yeah.
A
That was like a. That was the breakthrough when Spike had a channel.
B
But of course, esd, I should have embraced it way before.
A
Funny, because when I look back, I thought, especially like, I thought 09 through 13 was like, I. I've said this over. It was an awesome time to be there. They really took ch. They spent money. They were really committed to creative stuff. It was when I did my favorite stuff there. And in some ways, they were really ahead of the game. Like soccer. I thought they were really ahead of the game. They felt like, let's get in on this and we'll try to build it. This could be the next global sport. And they were right. And then they end up, ironically, losing it to Fox after they had helped build it up. UFC was the big miss, I think, for them, because they could have got in really, really early ground floor, and it wouldn't end up innings. Instead, they were always fixated on baseball, making sure they had the baseball. We gotta do another baseball deal. We need the Sunday night baseball. And it wasn't matching what the habits were like. Young people weren't watching baseball the same way. And people were gravitating toward their own teams. And the concept of national baseball over the 2010s was dying, and UFC was where young people were going, and they just. They missed it.
B
It. Yeah. I mean, you have to figure out, if you're espn, what are the shared experiences that people kind of all across the country want to watch at the same time.
A
Yeah.
B
And a fight of one kind or another, whether that's WWE or UFC or boxing, if they know the characters involved, they'll be interested. Baseball is an extremely local product, you know, and. And this is.
A
Baseball's now screwed up how you think about it, because the playoffs really do matter as much as they ever have in, like, in the last 20 years. It feels like that's back. We're seeing, like, NBC's pushing opening night. NBC, the Dodgers against the Giants and it's like, I'm still not sure people want to watch other teams unless it's the playoffs.
B
This is the, this is. I was going to do this as a 5 minute max on the pod.
A
Yeah.
B
I'll turn it into a two minute max if you want to hear it.
A
Yeah, let's hear it.
B
The NFL, because of the nature of the sport, like a lot of times the NFL is praised for everything, do everything like the NFL. They do it so great. But really the number one thing they have going for them is back to my long term, short term incentive thing. Right?
A
Yeah.
B
They, the, the short term incentives in baseball is grab this money from these local deals. Of course, why wouldn't we want to take this money? Right. But it turns it into a very local sport. The NFL, because the inventory is so low, can't be as local, must be a national sport. Partly because the nature of the sport's so brutal. You can't play that many games. And since there are fewer games, it's easier to build up, tell the story, watch the game, break it down afterwards. And because there's so little inventory compared to the other sports, everyone in the country can follow every team well.
A
Plus you had the fantasy and the gambling for sure.
B
But that exists in basketball too.
A
Fantasy's dead in basketball.
B
There's no reason for that really.
A
The load management and the injuries have killed fantasy basketball. I don't know anyone who plays fantasy basketball anymore.
B
I don't know people who play fantasy baseball anymore either.
A
Tell you the truth, I'm still ale keeper. Tell me about that guy in The Yankees who throws 103. Looking at him for the minor league draft,
B
that's a real hardcore sports degenerate. Yeah, yeah. I think, I think what killed fantasy for a lot of people was daily, like once I started playing daily fantasy, like football, fantasy football, I can't, I don't have the patience for that anymore. Daily fantasy, I have multiple teams on the same game. Like I can. I get all different permutations of teams I like. I play for 50 cents.
A
Have you done guillotine? No, guillotine's good because it's just a giant league and one team gets cut every week and their players go back in the pool.
B
Oh, that's pretty good.
A
So you can be out right away. I actually won the league we had last year and it was, I was really into it and it had a natural ending and it's so time consuming.
B
It's like to.
A
Yeah, that's the thing. To play daily fantasy is just acceptable no, I'm not proud of it.
B
No.
A
I think of the Al keeper. Like, our drafts at the end of March, I got to start studying who the changes were in rosters.
B
Like, you ever see those, like, TED Talk type things where the guy's like, this is how many. He'll like, graphically show people. This is your life. Each one of these. And this is how much you're awake and you got to take half of that. And this is. And. And so here's actually the. The amount of time you have in your life to do everything you want to do. Do now subtract fantasy sports.
A
Oh, my God. I have a friend who quit fantasy football 20 years ago, and he said it was. He feels the same way. It's like when he hears people talk about quitting smoking or heroin, he's like, I've just added all these hours. I'm not, like, stressing out because Odell Beckham got hurt in the second quarter.
B
But that's the other thing. You're. It went from, like, you know, freebasing to crack. Like, you know, like fantasy, daily fantasy. It's quick, cheap, you know, dopamine. It's. It's amazing now.
A
And that's moved. Some of that's moved to the gambling and the props. These are all, like, phases that eventually, like the same game parlays that will move into something else.
B
But, yeah, actually, it's the same amount of time spent on it. It's just like.
A
Yeah, it's just moving it around.
B
Shifted a little.
A
I had so many more mailbag questions, but we're at the two hour. Mark. I got it.
B
We've been sitting here for two hours.
A
Yeah.
B
Jesus Christ.
A
I know. Every time we do a pot, it flies. So we didn't talk about game over.
B
Okay.
A
Rich is on there in the beginning, and Rich was always like, I'm going to shoot from the hip. I'm going to say my. So you guys start the pod. Every time you do an episode, news comes out of it, and people are going nuts that Rich is saying this stuff. And I think he mostly loved it. Right. For the most part. I mean, I'm sure there was some professional pieces.
B
He stands by what he says. A lot of times he's being tarred by what I say. Right. Like, people are attributing the stuff I say to him because he's sitting next to me.
A
Right.
B
Like the Austin Reeves thing. I suggested that they should think about trading Austin Reaves because what other commodity do they have other than Luca that's worth something? On the trade market. Right.
A
The discourse about the pod has been fascinating. Other podcasts weighing in on whether this should be a podcast. But it seems like we do this every time there's some sort of new genre that moves into podcasting. Because. Because it's like when Draymond had a podcast, and it's like, wait a second. Instead of a press conference, this guy's just gonna talk directly to the Whatever. Why not in this case? I think because he reps all of these different players and has all this extra intelligence, obviously part of the game. Seems for people listening, like, what are you trying to say? Is he carrying the agenda of somebody else? And it's been fascinating to watch from afar.
B
When Rich called me a year, almost two years ago at this point and was like, hey, what do you think of this? And I was already working on something at that point. I thought. I thought he was kidding at first. Yeah, right. And then I realized he was serious, and I stopped and thought about it for a second. And I would think. I thought as a consumer, I would. I would consume that. I would need to know. I'd, like. I'd have to watch that. I'd have to listen to it. So, yeah, for that reason, for, like,
A
you know, he gets the rhythm of it now. And like I talked about on my pod on Sunday, he had that Ann Edwards is the best part of the week. Take.
B
Take.
A
Which I thought. I disagreed with it violently, of course, but I thought it was a great take.
B
Yeah.
A
Because it's like, you could at least defend it. You're not saying it. I think where we've gotten in problems with take culture over the years is people saying a take for the reaction and not because there's DNA strands of believing in it. And his case was like, I think the best player in the league should be able to play both ends, period.
B
I agree. And it's like, all right, should be.
A
That's what you think.
B
Jokic is the best player in the league if Wemby is the best player in the league. But, like, it's either Jokic or Wembley. But it's. And by the way, when was the last time the two best bigs were the two best players in the league?
A
So I see. I don't think this is fair to SGA because he's been out for two weeks and everybody just forgets how good and dominant he is. I think the difference with Wemby is what I said earlier about, can you have a shitty game and still be the most impactful player in the game? And him and Jokic are the only two. Jokic could go 6 for 21 and still be the best guy in the game.
B
Is SGA much better than Jaylen Brown or Cade Cunningham or Aunt Edwards, or is he much better than those guys?
A
I think he's better.
B
I think he's a little better, but
A
he's what we talked about earlier this moment. You built the team around Luka. That accentuates all the stuff he's good at, which is what OKC did with
B
them, which is what they did.
A
But I do think he could fit into different situations.
B
If you said, I need to try to win a championship this year and I could take. If Jokic, Wemby and SGA are available, I don't have to think about that very hard. I can only. I. I could take. I could name two that I could have.
A
I would do. I'd. I'd have the easiest chance with Jokic to build a team around him. If you're giving me, like the concept is I'm going to have really good players on this team, who am I starting with? And he'll have really good teammates, I'd go with Yokic. So I go with if I think second.
B
Right. That's what I'm saying. So when you say, well, it's not fair to sga, it kind of is fair to sga. We would both take Jokic first, Wemby second. I think I want to see by the end of this postseason about end of the playoffs. Let me see who I have first.
A
This is why it's recency bias with Wemby, though.
B
We can't do a three hour podcast, by the way.
A
No, no. This would be the last topic.
B
I mean, I can. I don't have to pick my daughter up until like, you know, five o' clock today.
A
I saw this with the. In the Pistons game. I was thinking, because they were just so clearly trying to beat the living shit out of him.
B
Right.
A
That's the question we don't have. The answer we don't have is over 10 weeks with teams doing this as a strategy, like Drake May in the playoffs. We're just going to beat the hell out of you and wear you down. What's he going to look like in June?
B
We're on the same page. The question remains, when was the last time two bigs were the top two players in the game? Obviously, Bill Count does and Wilt Chamberlain count.
A
I would say Duncan Shaq, if you count Duncan as a big guy, which I would.
B
I would also.
A
Duncan Shaq Were the two most important guys of the early.
B
I would also, but I don't think it's clear. Well, that's not clear cut now anyway. Like I could say Duncan or Kobe, you know.
A
But no, it was Duncan and Shaq were the best. Two guys from 00 to 04.
B
They were from 00 to 04.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. Okay.
A
And you can even say 99 because Duncan won in 99 and he was the best season.
B
That's 20.
A
The five year stretch.
B
So that's 22 two years ago. It's been a generation.
A
Yeah.
B
Since two bigs were the best in the league. And what about before then?
A
Well, Jordan. Yeah, right. No, it was. Goes back to.
B
And then Magic. It's Kareem and.
A
Kareem and Moses.
B
Kareem and Moses at one point.
A
Kareem and Walton. 77.
B
Korea, I would say. But the last, I'd say like Kareem and Moses.
A
80, 81. Yeah.
B
And then the next time it was 20 years later. Yeah. And now it's 20 years later again. And here we are like, that means. It's like stuff just changed.
A
They're going to test wimby a lot.
B
A lot.
A
Detroit, Detroit was like, this is what we're all going to do now against this guy. We're going to elbow him and they
B
have a guy during and they, you know.
A
Yeah, we're going to take. He's not. If he's getting a dunk around the basket, we're going to hit him as he's dunking.
B
But that's just the offense, Bill, you said it earlier, that's just the offense. He has an enormous impact on the other side of the floor.
A
And it's not just against big guys. I said this the other night. Like, just look at what he did to Cade and SGA. These guys that are around, they live on the 12 footer, 10 footer and it's just gone. And you can watch their brain break in real time.
B
They're just floating anything over.
A
It's like, fuck, that's so that's. I'm crossing that off. Okay. It's honestly like, it's a little like boxing where you see like when somebody fights like you talked about Stevenson. It's like, all right, here's my plan. I'm going to go into Stevenson. I'm going to start and then it's like, like I can't hit him right now. What do I do by round four, you're like, or.
B
Or Wemby is. This is the going. Going back to Belichick again, right? He'll take away your best two things that you can do. Your number one thing, your two best receivers better beat you on to the third receiver, right? Like Wemby takes away more than one thing that you can do. He takes away multiple things you can do. It's like, it's not good.
A
You know what teams guys are doing to him now this must be in the back because teams have figured out over the course of the season they figure out stupid little things. Like with the Celtics, we always have the bigs. I say we, we look them on the team, the bigs set the 25ft from the basket and they do these little handoff screens. So what teams have been doing lately is they go around the big and they try to crash before it's the handoff and try to screw up the play, make the shot clock. Right. So the Celtics are now adjusting on that with Wemby, he's got these athletic guys like the Castle types, Ron Holland, they're just going right at him into his body and double clutching and making him go vertical, but kind of bouncing off him and then just trying to get a foul on him basically. And this is like a new strategy,
B
what you just mentioned a couple guys. The thing about Wemby is if he wins the title this year as clearly the best player on the team.
A
Well, it's like akeem86 type level stuff.
B
Even if, even if it's like he was off offensively because they had a defensive game plan for him. He averaged, you know, 18 points and 13 rebounds, which is off for him. Right. And, and like you know, four blocks or whatever it's going to be his team will could still easily win. He has so like the opposite of the Cade Cunningham problem. You don't. You have five different guys who are the second best play like, you know, like who can do it offensively. So like it is I think much more likely than people realize that the spurs win the championship this year.
A
And well, you know that 40, 20 rule, right? 40 teams that get to 40 wins before 20 losses, before 20 losses. Only four teams ever. And so saying there's only three this year. The Celtics lost to Denver last night, so they're not going to be in there.
B
Right. And there's obviously strong positive correlation there. Like they beat Detroit at Detroit, they beat Denver at Denver. They've dominated okc.
A
The ceiling. Yeah, it's like you gotta factor in how high the ceiling is when they look good and their ceilings as high as anybody.
B
And then you, then I think they get knocked down a peg. Cause they lost the in season tournament to the Knicks. Like. Right, right. Come on. This one. Stop.
A
We. Zach and I talked about it on Sunday. Just like the. When you have young guys who've never been in there, you just never know.
B
You don't. But I'm like, I'm just. That is just to say that you could figure out exactly how to play Wemby. It could really screw up his offensive game. The spurs could still beat you and he could still kill you on the defensive end. Like they got a lot.
A
Max Kellerman, game over. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and then the boxing. So where's the next one?
B
Give us the boxing. March 8, the cruiserweight champion of the world, Jai Opettaia is defending in a. Who's an action fighter, by the way? Who's. When he won the title, it was from one of the best in the history of the cruiserweight division. He got his jaw fractured, he couldn't close it on, I think on both sides. Opetaia in the third round and fought the next nine rounds with a fractured jaw against one of the best who ever did it in the division, won the title. He's a southpaw, he can box, he can punch, he has a ton of heart. Australian, 200 pounds. That's cruiserweight division. He's the best 200 pounder in the world.
A
He's basically like the new heavyweights, right?
B
The guy's regular size heavyweight. Yeah. And he's fighting a pressure fighter, action fighter, very determined. Brandon Glanton puncher. It's going to be an explosive fight. The winner gets the first ever Zufa championship belt.
A
Yeah. Big Z on it.
B
So you know what happened with these sanctioning bodies through the years is IBF. This is the reason there's 17 weight classes, right? And there's 17 weight classes because they want more sanctioning fees. Every time you fight for a sanctioning body belt, they charge you a sanctioning fee, right? So there's 17 of them, but that wasn't. And there are four different sanctioning bodies. It's four times 17. There's 68 different titles. But it gets worse because each sanctioning body now or several of them have multiple champions in each division. They say, here, here's our regular championship belt. If you get injured and you can't defend, you'll be our champion. But then we have an interim champion.
A
I was like, yeah, we should do that in the NBA.
B
Then they have a, like a super duper championship belt. They call it the diamond or this or that, where if you unify the title with another organization, you're now their diamond. So they have so many belts because they want all those sanctioning fees that not only is it all diluted, but the belts themselves are trinkets. They're not like the Zufa belt is like diamond studded. Right. And it's, you know how it's like a notch in the belt. Every title defense you make, they add a black diamond, they etch the win into the belt, and then a black diamond as added to the belt, like a notch in your belt, that's your title defense. So what's amazing about it is because Ring Magazine, that championship belt is, that's the if whoever holds, that's the champ. But it is awarded to someone who has done that. It's as a recognition. It's not like we're forcing you to do X, Y and Z. So there's no real mechanism for the best to fight the best. The difference is the Zufa belt will attempt to to will. If you fight for Zufa, you're going to have to fight the best guys in the division. And so here is the first one. The Ring Magazine, the real guy, cruiserweight champ Jai Opetaia in a sensational, should be a sensational action fight against Brandon Glanton, first ever Zufa championship belt.
A
Okay.
B
Yeah. Good. Is that pretty good?
A
That was good.
B
Yeah.
A
That got me excited. I like the Cruisers.
B
Yeah, the Cruisers.
A
Max Kellerman, great to see you. Thanks.
B
You too. Always.
A
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Episode: Luka’s Strange L.A. Ride, a New York Sports Drought, Lost NBA Nicknames, and a Big Mailbag With Max Kellerman
Date: February 27, 2026
Guests: Bill Simmons (Host), Max Kellerman
Bill Simmons teams up with Max Kellerman for a wide-ranging sports conversation blending NBA debates (centered on Luka Dončić and the Lakers), the state of New York sports misery, the death and resurrection of great basketball nicknames, and their trademark mailbag—touching everything from the NFL to boxing, TV nostalgia, and even fantasy sports. The discussion is fun, fast, occasionally contentious, and loaded with basketball nerd craft and pop culture tangents.
Main theme: Unpacking Luka Dončić's transition to the Lakers, whether he's "that guy" in 2026, and how his style translates—or doesn't—on his new team.
“I'll tell you the take: Luka Dončić can get a high percentage shot for himself whenever he wants... but it's stunted his development as a player in a lot of respects.” (05:00)
“When I think about Jaylen Brown, he could fit into any situation and figure out how to be impactful… easier to have him involved in different type of winning teams.” (08:29)
“First time Laker fans are really getting the other side of the Luka package... the whining after every call, just not getting back on defense.” (17:17)
“Kyrie, in my view, is the most skillful player who ever lived... But he's not the best player who ever lived, and he's not the greatest.” (12:16)
Key theme: New York hasn’t won a championship in 15+ years (except the Liberty) — why?
“Boston… has the entire market from Northern Connecticut up to Maine and doesn't share it with anyone... [NY] diluted the resources.” (29:10)
“Yankees win in ’09; I say only one NY title in next 16 years, it won’t be the Yankees—what’s your reaction?” (28:59)
Key theme: Where did the great basketball nicknames go?
“Your observation is correct that we have gone from nicknames to initials... we just got lazy.” (53:35)
Email Themes & Debates:
“The lottery is for the players: so Debonsa is the first pick, means he gets to choose. That could be an event!” (73:04)
“Can you imagine saying… what’s going to end the run for Luka… A trade to the Lakers?” (74:12)
“I think a lot of what's happening in the NBA now is actually soccer culture affecting stuff… selling calls, faking injury.” (75:25)
“The Wire is not just the best TV ever made, it's the best TV by so far ever made… You can't even mention other shows with the Wire.” (77:12)
Which NBA player would be most improved by limitless mind-enhancement?
Max, on public opinion:
“Kellerman is stupid. But I assure you that is not the case. I may be wrong, but it's not going to be because my logic is flawed.” (04:12)
Bill, on Luka:
“It was the first time Laker fans are really getting the other side of the Luka package…” (17:17)
Max, on the evolution of basketball skill:
“Kyrie Irving… is the most skillful player who ever lived. But he is not the best player who ever lived.” (12:16)
Simmons on tanking emails:
“Please, no more tanking emails. I’m at capacity. It’s a nightclub. We’ve closed the doors.” (47:57)
Max on why sports teams matter more in cold cities:
“The worse the weather, the more the team matters.” (31:35)
| Segment | Timestamps (MM:SS) | |---------|------------------------| | Luka/Jaylen/Lakers Debate | 03:16 - 24:00 | | New York Sports Drought | 27:18 - 37:00 | | Basketball Nicknames | 48:22 - 53:38 | | NBA Draft & Tanking | 59:17 - 66:38 | | Best NBA Team for Prospects | 65:00 - 67:00 | | NBA's Whiniest Team? | 75:05 - 76:48 | | Favorite TV Drama Seeds | 76:46 - 79:27 | | "Limitless Drug" in the NBA | 79:56 - 83:39 | | Max’s Top 4 Boxers | 95:44 - 101:30 | | Zuffa Boxing Plug | 128:55 - 131:50 |
The tone is conversational, irreverent, and sometimes deeply geeky—reflecting Simmons’ mix of nostalgia and scouting wonkiness, and Kellerman’s analytical, debate-club approach. The language is punchy with sports analogies, cultural references, and inside jokes, but structured around serious, thoughtful analysis.
A two-hour hang covering all angles of modern basketball and sports culture, this episode is particularly essential for those interested in the complexities of NBA superstar dynamics, sports city legacies, and the way sports narratives evolve. Kellerman provides expert counterpoint and off-beat depth, whether on team-building, boxing, or old school nicknames. The comprehensive mailbag gives the perfect fan-to-analyst back-and-forth that made Simmons famous.
Essential listen for:
For any deeper dives (e.g., Zuffa Boxing or the collapse of nickname culture), see referenced timestamps!