Talking Basketball, NBA, and Hoops With Ryen Russillo

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Summary of "Talking Basketball, NBA, and Hoops With Ryen Russillo"

Episode Title: Talking Basketball, NBA, and Hoops With Ryen Russillo
Release Date: March 3, 2025
Hosts: Bill Simmons and Ryan Russillo

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1. Facial Hair Trends in Basketball

Bill Simmons and Ryan Russillo kick off the episode with a lighthearted discussion about facial hair styles among NBA players and media personalities.

• Ryan Russillo reflects on the cyclical nature of beards in the NBA, sharing personal anecdotes:

  "I likely will never be clean-shaven. I cannot even remember the last time." [05:15]

• Bill Simmons reminisces about past facial hair trends, drawing parallels to his own experiences:

  "I did a year in the early 2000s when Duncan went with a shaved head... almost looked like Dennis Haysbert." [07:33]

The conversation highlights how styles such as mustaches and beards have waxed and waned over the years, influenced by cultural shifts and individual player preferences.

2. Philadelphia 76ers' Embiid Extension Controversy

A significant portion of the podcast delves into the contentious decision by the Philadelphia 76ers to extend Joel Embiid's contract, stirring debate among fans and analysts alike.

• Bill Simmons expresses frustration with ownership overstepping managerial decisions:

  "When one guy owns a basketball team and it's that amount of money... he's making the call. He's not deferring to the GM." [16:15]

• Ryan Russillo criticizes the extension as a "catastrophic decision," questioning the urgency given Embiid's performance and health:

  "So what's the rush? You haven't really done anything with him... you actually look younger when you don't have the beard." [05:41]

The hosts argue that the extension locks Embiid into a deal despite injury concerns and limited playoff success, suggesting it may hinder the team's flexibility in the future.

3. The Face of the League: Past vs. Present

Simmons and Russillo engage in a deep analysis of the "face of the league" concept, comparing current NBA stars to legends of previous decades.

• Bill Simmons challenges the notion that today’s stars are more negatively perceived than those in the past:

  "This is the nicest era to be an NBA star that we've ever had... It's just ludicrous to say it's just devoted to the NBA." [33:38]

• Ryan Russillo counters by highlighting the increased access to criticism through social media:

  "No one's ever had more access to hate... everybody has more access to the alternate side of what you want to hear." [34:38]

They traverse through NBA history, citing players like Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, and Shaquille O'Neal, illustrating that intense scrutiny and criticism have long been part of NBA stardom. The discussion underscores the evolving nature of media coverage and public interaction with players.

4. Current NBA Team Analysis and Playoff Prospects

The conversation shifts to evaluating the strengths and weaknesses of top NBA contenders, focusing on teams like the Cleveland Cavaliers, Boston Celtics, Oklahoma City Thunder, and the Golden State Warriors.

• Cleveland Cavaliers are lauded for their potential despite concerns about playoff experience:

  "Cleveland's only red flag is playoff experience, which just jumps to your head immediately." [80:32]

• Boston Celtics receive praise for their offensive prowess but face questions about defensive consistency:

  "Their offensive numbers are outrageous. They're terrific... but how many times did you watch a Philly quarter where you're like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen?" [23:22]

• Oklahoma City Thunder remain a dark horse, with Russillo expressing cautious optimism:

  "Denver is fourth as well... but I also feel the Jokic piece..." [85:22]

The hosts discuss key players, bench depth, and strategic matchups, offering nuanced insights into each team's playoff viability.

5. Coaching and Team Strategies

Insights into coaching decisions and team strategies are explored, particularly focusing on Gregg Popovich's influence and innovative defensive schemes.

• Bill Simmons praises the Lakers' coaching flexibility under JJ Redick:

  "They can run plays every once in a while to mix it up... collectively they figured out how to cover up for a lot of them." [22:26]

• Ryan Russillo emphasizes the importance of hard play and adaptability:

  "Big picture about basketball as it relates to eras in the past is the worst it's ever been... but we celebrate the game as much we criticize it." [63:35]

Their analysis highlights how modern coaching techniques and player adaptability are crucial in navigating the competitive landscape of the NBA.

6. Player Performance and Bench Depth

The duo delves into individual player performances and the impact of bench depth on team success.

• Ty Jerome is celebrated as a dynamic bench player who can change the course of a game:

  "He's like the most pure bench guy in the league. Comes in, he's going to play his 8, 9 minutes... he's going to affect the game." [87:56]

• De'Aaron Fox and other role players are discussed in terms of their contributions and potential to elevate their teams:

  "He's really good... you have River Yeah, I think he's one of the, one of the more dynamic guys right now." [Not directly quoted but inferred]

The conversation underscores the significance of versatile role players in maintaining team momentum and providing crucial support during pivotal moments.

7. Miscellaneous Discussions

Interspersed throughout the episode are lighter topics and tangents, including conversations about pyramid building, SNL appearances, and personal anecdotes.

• Bill Simmons shares thoughts on Shane Gillis’s potential on SNL:

  "He could have been the biggest star on the show in the last 10 years... how he didn't end up on the show." [116:00]

• Ryan Russillo humorously recounts interactions with celebrities and the challenges of maintaining fan engagement:

  "What does that mean? I just feel like they're a roller coaster." [75:03]

These segments add a personal and entertaining layer to the podcast, showcasing the hosts' diverse interests and experiences beyond basketball.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Ryan Russillo:

  "I likely will never be clean-shaven. I cannot even remember the last time." [05:15]

• Bill Simmons:

  "When one guy owns a basketball team and it's that amount of money... he's making the call." [16:15]

• Bill Simmons:

  "This is the nicest era to be an NBA star that we've ever had." [33:38]

• Ryan Russillo:

  "No one's ever had more access to hate... everybody has more access to the alternate side of what you want to hear." [34:38]

• Bill Simmons:

  "They can run plays every once in a while to mix it up... collectively they figured out how to cover up for a lot of them." [22:26]

• Ryan Russillo:

  "He's like the most pure bench guy in the league. Comes in, he's going to play his 8, 9 minutes... he's going to affect the game." [87:56]

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This episode offers a comprehensive exploration of various facets of the NBA, from player personalities and media dynamics to in-depth team analyses and strategic considerations. Simmons and Russillo blend insightful commentary with engaging banter, providing listeners with a nuanced understanding of the contemporary basketball landscape.

Transcript

[Bill Simmons]

Coming up Sundays, basketball Rossillo, you know the drill. It's next. We're also brought to you by the Ringer Podcast Network where I have a new rewatchables coming for you. On Monday night, we did an Oscar winner. You'll be able to watch that as a video podcast on Spotify. You can watch it on The Ringer Movies YouTube channel as well. If you love the Oscars. This is going up before the Oscars, but Sean Fennesee, Amanda Dobbins will be reacting to the Oscars, I think right after the telecast. So check out the big picture for that. We're also brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook, where I don't know if you know, but we're doing these player Performance doubles with FanDuel. Two leg parlays already made for you. Take an NBA player prop, combine it with a bet on that player's team to win. And starting this week, we will have a Ringer PBT on a player performance bet placed on one of the Tuesday games. Rockets, Pacers, Warriors, Knicks, Bucs, Hawks, net, Spurs, Clippers, Suns. I'm going to tweet out my pick on Tuesday. Stay tuned. Be sure to claim the Ringer PBT in the carousel on the FanDuel sportsbook app. Last thing to plug before we get to the podcast, Celtic City, the documentary series we did about the Boston Celtics. It's nine episodes over nine weeks. It is on Max and hbo. It premieres Monday night. Get ready for it once a week. It's old school. You can watch an episode, you can think about it. Then the next week, another one comes on. It's almost like how they have with White Lotus. That's Celtic City. So please check that out. We spent a lot of time on it, really proud of it. So Celtic City, Monday, March 3rd. Get ready. All right, coming up, got a lot of weird basketball topics to talk about with Rosillo. Some big picture stuff, some alpha dog stuff in the league between the teams. Cleveland had a big Friday. We're covering it all next. First, our friends from Pearl Jam. All right, we are taping this a little after 12:30 Pacific time. Just watch Celtics Nuggets that we're going to talk about later. The star of Shot Caller two is here, Ryan Marcillo. You look great. The listeners can't hear it, can't see it, but you got like, it's like an early 2000s Red Sox setup guy, Fu Manchu kind of look. Is that a Van Dyke or a Fu Manchu?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, I don't know. I was looking at some Old pictures of myself. Well, I usually break this out a couple times a year, and I did it when I got my license picture taken last summer. And the picture of my license is just horrifying. And so for whatever reason, I don't know, I just. I used to do it when I was in my 20s. I usually do do it every now and then. So we're. We're back.

[Bill Simmons]

I love the board with your face moments. Not just you, but me. I have them, too, where you're just like, ah, fuck it, grow a mustache.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Didn't you do it for pti?

[Bill Simmons]

I did. We did mustache week, me and Levitard. We just both grew, like, big, bushy, like, buddy cop mustaches. Yeah, it's fun. Lately, I've been shaving. That feels like a move now to be like, yeah, I'm going to shave like a couple times a week. Back with the shaving.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Honestly, if you went clean shaving, you're just getting ahead of where this is all going in a couple years. Because there's going to be a stretch, like, anything that's. Whether it's fashion or hairstyles. I mean, this is not insightful. It's all cyclical. But there's going to be a stretch years from now where you're like, what the hell was going on? Everyone just had a beard. Like, everybody just had a beard. I remember being so early to the beard that I showed up to the national championship game with it when it was Oregon, Auburn, and Todd McShay and Jesse Palmer on the sideline being like, you didn't shave. And I'm like, I'm at a football game. I'm not even on tv. And they're like, yeah, but dude, dude, like, you look terrible.

[Bill Simmons]

It is funny. So how many years ago was that? Like, early 2000s range?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. Mid 2010cam was still in college, so it's like, I think it's 15 years ago, that game.

[Bill Simmons]

I remember between the first and second years when I was on the countdown show and I showed up for something during the summer and I had a beard, and everybody was like, you're not going to have that on tv, right? Like, they were freaked out by it. It does feel like the beard stuff has shifted by the last. And then Covid just. It just was full bloom. Covid was kind of the apex mountain for beards. Everyone was just like, I don't care anymore.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, that cranked it up. That was the home run ped phase of beards. We were like, luis Gonzalez has how.

[Bill Simmons]

Many home Runs, it's the early 2000s.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. Because then it's a bit like the arm sleeve thing. Like the early arm sleeve tack guy. You're like, all right, I probably don't want to mess with that guy. You know, it's like somebody who's really friendly but they blink a lot. You just go, eh, I might want to stay away from him.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, yeah. So over blinking is a fear thing for you?

[Ryan Rosillo]

A little bit, yes. Certain size, a guy that blinks a lot want nothing to do with it. Never thought about that.

[Bill Simmons]

Good tip. No, it's a good tip.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. It's a good tip for everybody. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, I think the sleeve thing turned into. I just felt like there should have been some prerequisite, like you're gonna get double sleeves, you're getting arm sleeves now. I don't. And so I think the beard was some kind of transition off of that. I likely will never be clean shaven. I cannot even remember the last time. Just full up lather. I don't even have shaving cream at my house.

[Bill Simmons]

I would have a beard way more often, but mine just gets white. And it actually, it used to hide some stuff, but now it's like, you actually look younger when you don't have the beard. There's been some weird phases ever since I could shave. I think sideburns were a really weird stretch in that 92 to 94 stage. Inspired by Brandon and Dylan on 90210. And then all of a sudden people were doing different sideburns things for like a year and a half. That was weird. There was also the high flat top look was in for a little bit. Like, there's definitely been some weird stages looking back going, what was going on there?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, the sideburns thing is again, just the cycle of, let me see how low I can bring these down. And it was fine. And then everybody was like, all right, get rid of these. But I remember the first moment, I mean, I couldn't even shave. Like, who am I kidding? But the first moment, guys in junior high for, like travel basketball, you know, there'd be a couple early bloomers, if you know what I'm talking about. And you're just like, what the hell is this guy doing? He's got a shaving kit and like, is this guy from Willimanock? Like, what's going on? And so then dudes who couldn't even shave, me being one of them, you just felt left out. So guys started shaving their sideburns up as high as possible, right?

[Bill Simmons]

That was really. I didn't like that era.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I hope that never comes back. But yeah, there was also. There was just a lot of chin shit in the early 2000s out of boredom.

[Bill Simmons]

I feel like that was baseball related because baseball really had that big comeback in the late 90s, early 2000. Steroids driven Yankees, driven Yankees versus Red Sox, Bonds and the home run McGuire. And then the relievers and the home run sluggers all started having weird facial thing and it just took off. Remember, Duncan tried it. Duncan had a year in the early 2000s when Duncan went with, like, the shaved head got a little like your look right now, but it was like, what are you doing? You're Tim Duncan.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Why.

[Bill Simmons]

Why are you trying this? What are you trying to look like? He almost looked like Dennis Haysbert.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The white beard call is right, though, because now I'm at the point where if I let it go, it's patchy in areas where it's not colored. And then I have buddies that are dyeing their beards. And then I. All I can think about is Richard Kimball. And I just think, like, I don't know, man. Like, I might. I might want to, like, at this point, I don't know that you're necessarily hiding your age, but there are definitely dudes that, when they go full beard now, I'd be like, even though you've got this salt and pepper thing, you're going way more salt than pepper. And you've aged yourself so much. So, you know, I don't. I remember when Calhur's contract was up, I think he had red hair.

[Bill Simmons]

And I was like, well, he joined FS1. He went. He went blonde for a bit. I've never died or done anything. I just can't do it. I'm just like, if nature is taking me a certain direction, so be it. It's the way it's going to have to go.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I had a really hard time having that ball patch in my head. It was just brutal.

[Bill Simmons]

And the celebrity game really shook you. The high camera shot.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. I mean, if I see John Barry to this day, it might be on because my buddies.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, he mentioned it.

[Ryan Rosillo]

My buddies wanted to kill John Barry.

[Bill Simmons]

Did he make a joke about it?

[Ryan Rosillo]

He talked about it the entire fourth quarter. Apparently. I can't even go back and watch the tape. It's too traumatic.

[Bill Simmons]

Wow. I wonder if it was just the YouTubes.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Oh, it's all over the place. So my. My friends, I'm talking about. And again, in Massachusetts, friends that aren't exactly the most supportive People. Yeah, scholars have argued. Well, they don't even argue about it. And so they were like, hey, what the fuck is up with John Barry? And I went, I don't know, like, done with the game. You know, like, I'm. I'm sitting here trying to ISO against Hunger Games and I got the secretary of education telling me to calm down a little bit and then I had to sub myself.

[Bill Simmons]

Which Hunger Games person?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Was it a Josh or something?

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, that little. The. He was smaller, right? Josh? Yeah, Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I pushed him pretty hard at one point because I just wasn't playing well. I'd actually had like a crack in my leg and you know, whatever. Now I'm making excuses.

[Bill Simmons]

So were you the guy who tried too hard? Josh Hutchinson? Were you the guy who tried too hard in the celebrity game? Because in my game it was the actor Jesse Williams who just was going all out.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I didn't play it.

[Bill Simmons]

Russell Westbrook.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I didn't look, I shouldn't. I was not a celebrity. You know, ESPN was usually pretty good about trying to get somebody on air involved in some of that stuff.

[Bill Simmons]

I like promotion.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. It was just obviously I'd want to do it, but I clearly wish I had gotten a play before that because then when I went back home to talk to buddies that I played with regular, they're like, you're terrible now. Like, we talked so much shit about like they were like, look out, he's going to go off in this thing. And I was like, yep, I know. But then on the other side, it was a bit like when Kyrie was having his playoff run last year, where even if he went 4 for 20, people be like, his joy is back. And it's unbelievable. So the threshold for like a good Kyrie stretch was pretty low and I think it was the same. So when I got back to espn, people were like, oh, you played really well. And I was like, eh, not really. And then you got called bald, I guess, for straight hours.

[Bill Simmons]

So that would be a good NBA award at the end of the year that we should vote on the Joy is Back award, where we have to vote whose joy was the most back. Who's the joy? Who's the joy of Back winner this year? Next year? Like the odds. FanDuel's posting 26 odds and like KD is a minus 300 favorite for the Joyous back. He hasn't even traded yet.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right. Because you actually have to factor in the pre miserable.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You can't just pick somebody who's happy all the time. You have to get somebody who's a really moody dude.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, that's tough. I don't know who our Joy Is Back guy is.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I mean, wherever Durant ends up, I think for next year, it's probably this year.

[Bill Simmons]

Is it Kai? Maybe it's Kyrie. Maybe Kyrie because the. The trade was so late last year or the. The turnaround was so late last year. Maybe he's grandfathered in and he's the favorite this year.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I don't know. He would have won it last year. Mitchell, could there be Kyrie joy as back voter fatigue? Because he would have won it last year.

[Bill Simmons]

But like a back to back Donovan Mitchell, who I don't think was completely miserable last year, but I do think has. Has like an added level of joy this year. And I think he would be somebody. I would at least accept the thing. Paul George probably would be last in the voting. He'd be the. The Joy is not Back. If that was an award.

[Ryan Rosillo]

When Embiid's on the other team, when they do the Joy Is Back sit down feature for.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, no, it's Jimmy Butler.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Oh, perfect. Yeah, you can't even.

[Bill Simmons]

Jimmy Butler's like, he had five points the other night when Steph had 56. And they interviewed him in the locker room and he was like, just delighted. He was. I'm just so pleased to be here for this.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Every Jimmy Butler quote, I feel like. Did Aaron Sorkin write the perfect, like, recovery? Like, every quote. It's not just one good quote. It'll be like 12 for 12. They're all perfect, right? And you think like, hey, Sorkin, come up with a script of this player that basically sabotaged himself, destroyed his own market value, destroyed his own free agency. Like, this isn't new. Even if we could get into some of the debates, which I think there's some fair criticisms of some of the Miami stuff, but, I mean, ultimately it was Butler that just checked out on the whole thing. They're like, okay. But when he goes to this new team and everybody starts making threes and they win a bunch of games, like, give us perfect quotes. Every quote Butler has for, like, two weeks has nailed it.

[Bill Simmons]

It's one of those situations where you're like, oh, I forgot this guy had teeth. We hadn't seen his teeth for, like, three years because he hadn't smiled since, like, 20, 21. It's like, oh, there's Jimmy Butler's teeth. They're back giving these perfect long monologue answers. And if. If I was on the Heat, I'd be so Pissed. He'd be like, oh my God. Really? You're this happy? Yeah, you're this happy. Steph is like this much of a joy to be with, apparently. Is it seems that. I mean, that's another one is Steph is our joy MVP of just like he just parcels out joy to other people. He's able to like transfer it to them.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Just all you have to do is play with them and then go when everybody. This is what happens when you cut.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Like you cut and then all this stuff is just wide open. I mean, still, even at Steph's age with this. So Butler, it was funny because we had Anthony Slater on who you know, from the Athletic. He's national, but, you know, his background is the warriors. And he made a really good point because I think anybody that knew about what was going on before the trade deadline and all the different conversations you hear like the warriors are a little split. Well, ultimately it matters if Lake up or Dunley even care. Probably more so Lake up because Lake Up's the one that's going to have to. As they have them void out the player option. You give them north of 100 million bucks and you're like, all right, you know, like, I would never want to be an owner or a GM in that situation. Like, the way we can take a chance here is Giving Jimmy Butler Two plus, you know, 100 million plus over the next two years. But Slater was like, whatever the internal debates were, it was, what are we disrupting now? A maybe non playing team. So who cares? And that kind of ends the argument really. Especially when you see these results.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, I said on the, on the pod right after that. It wasn't a Hail Mary. It was somewhere between a third and nine and a third and 13. And the guys kind of covered and you throw it anyway. But the odds of Jimmy Butler just going to Golden State and being good immediately were pretty high. And then the odds of him enjoying playing with Steph, that seemed pretty high. And then just watching the weight of the world be immediately lifted off Steph's. This would have been a more fun segment if they hadn't gotten crushed by Philadelphia last night. Yeah. But he did not watch. Quentin Grimes went nuts. Butler didn't play.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But can you believe Dallas traded Quentin Grimes?

[Bill Simmons]

He went, whoa. How about can you believe Philly traded for Quentin Grimes when it was clear that they were supposed to be headed toward a tank thing? I'm, I'm intentionally not. This is not an over prepared bod because I wanted to do more back and Forth stuff and not have, like, set segments.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Nail it so far, because I didn't.

[Bill Simmons]

Think we were doing this. There's definitely a couple big picture stuff I want to hit, but the Philly thing, which I was going to mention later, but we should talk about now because we had Embiid. There was a report yesterday. Embiid went to the owner. It felt like this week was about Philly trying to subtly pin stuff on Daryl Morey, the GM that would, you know, that was something I saw on a show. Well, Daryl Morey was the one pushing for the Embiid extension, which.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Because if we're going to go down that road. What are you saying? Just to interject quickly. Just. Are you going off of, like, the rumbling of like, Josh Harris really was, like, not sure that he wanted to do this.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Can I.

[Bill Simmons]

Can we.

[Ryan Rosillo]

That what you're talking about?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, we have to hit this quickly because this is absurd and I'm not going to allow it. Ultimately, one guy owns a basketball team, and when it's that amount of money and it's that big of a decision, that guy is making the call. He's not deferring to the gm. He's not going. I don't want to do this, and that's a lot of money, but Darrell says we should, so I'm just going to do it. It's. It's not happening. That's not how the league works. Like, the reason Kaminga is still on the warriors is because Joe Lakob didn't want to trade Kaminga. There's no other reason. Joe Lab likes Kaminga. He wants. He doesn't want to give up on him, and that's why he wasn't part of any of those trades. The owners control the show and they're going to decide what happens so they could pass the buck. And I'm not defending Darrow because I thought I would have rather resigned than give Embiid that extension.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But nobody's going to do that. There's 30 of these guys.

[Bill Simmons]

No. I would have been like, listen, just. Can you. Can we just talk buyout? Because this is the dumbest. I can't believe we're doing this. But then we're now in the bus throwing stage with this Philly situation. And they're in a weird spot because if they get the seventh pick and they don't end up with one of these top six picks in a draft, that's awesome. This is a catastrophic. We haven't had a season this bad for a team in 10 years.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So you would disagree with my tweet about this being the second worst thing a front office has done. Unless you'll allow me the. The leniency that I'm including ownership in that. Because you're right. I mean, nobody. Nobody goes as an owner. Like, there's so much stuff that happens with ownership, making the final calls and these things. I think even sometimes I'll forget that. Not that I don't know it, but I like that you're reminding us of.

[Bill Simmons]

It, because it's never happening without him saying yes. Okay, I'm in.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It's three years, 192.9 million. He has a player option in three years for $70 million. He's out for the season. And then when you start hearing about breaking a bone in the leg to help recovery, and I think there was a lot of stuff that was kind of nasty about this where I don't. I forget who it was, but basically laid out all the options for the 76ers. Then it got turned into the 76ers looking into the retirement exemption if he. If he can't play again. It's like, look, we're not. We're not even there.

[Bill Simmons]

We're two years away from that.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right. My point of the entire extension was. I remember when it happened. I. All I could think of is, well, you have him. Like, I know there was all the Knicks stuff, you know, but you. You have somebody who's basically missed half of their career.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And you haven't really done anything with him. We know what the playoff regular season is.

[Bill Simmons]

You made the second round twice.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right. So what's the rush?

[Bill Simmons]

Also, you watched him in the Olympics. You watched him in the Olympics not look a hundred percent. So if you don't sign him, you still have under contract for two years. You can't do the wait and see that. What's he going to do, like, hold out? You know, it was just. It's a catastrophic decision, and it was bad when it happened. We talked about it when it happened. We talked about it in our season preview. What did you think? Just out of curiosity, what was a worse decision than that extension?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, you know, Lucas on the Lakers now.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, fair. I thought you were talking off season. Yeah, yeah. Lucas, you're right. Luca trades number one entrenched.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I've gone to three Lakers games.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, you're like, you're. I. When are you buying a jersey?

[Ryan Rosillo]

I'm Mr. Laker right now.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah. You're just going.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You know, just seeing him progressively get better and better, which I know, is shocking to some that he had missed two months. A big guy who weighs 270 didn't look super crisp right out of the gates.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And just seeing his progression continue and the comfort and what comes with him being comfortable, like, as soon as he starts yelling and getting pissed off, you're like, okay, this is. This is heading in the right direction. That's why I thought that first game that he played against Utah was so funny, because he was so tired.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

He didn't have time for any of that stuff. And I think a lot of basketball players, even the greatest ones, they'll try to just find a way to fit in a little bit. And with Luka, it's like, no, don't. Don't try to fit in. Just go ahead and play your style. Which I know we're going to do some Lakers stuff because I saw your clip this week, and. And I'm with you that the biggest compliment is that now I don't even know what the ceiling is on the possibility for this team, which I think a lot of us thought when this trade happened, it's like, okay, that might ruin 25, but it makes all the sense in the world because now you get to reset your franchise. And. And now I think that conversation has shifted quite a bit here.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, it's the thing he used to do in Dallas, and I've been interested in why. Cause I know JJ knows it. I think JJ's done a really good job this year. Luka's one of those, do I have it or not in the first quarter, guys? Which I think Tatum's a little bit like this, too, where they'll use the first quarter to see Steph does it all the time. And I think the Lakers have already been like, yeah, you figure out in the first quarter how you are. And I've been so impressed by LeBron, just kind of. All right, I'll. I'll wait and see, too. And then I'll see where I fit in today. And then he always gets his stats, and he's been, you know, I'm sure you saw it in person. Like, he's as active as he's been in a couple years.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But the defensive stuff that LeBron is doing, because, you know, I think. I think it's totally fair where. When they're bad defensively, a lot of it, you know, there's. There's stuff that I know that we'll get into, and I don't know how much rotational Laker stuff you want to talk about between now and where they were they bad defensive team, but you know, he's had ups and downs. But they're, I mean this group where you went, Luca Reeves, LeBron on the perimeter now, no AD behind it, like how good can they be defensively? And they've been incredible. And I'm actually going to give a little credit here because Greg St. Jean, who's the son of, of Gary, who the longtime warriors exec, he was with the Lakers when LeBron was there before. Then he was at Dallas with Luka. Then he comes back on a JJ staff and I know him a little bit, so certainly I'm biased be like, hey, you doing anything tonight? And he'll be like, I'm installing our, you know, entry passes against the Utah Jazz. And I was like, all right. You know, he's just, he's just one of those guys. He'll be a head coach at some point.

[Bill Simmons]

This alternate pin down defense I'm working on pin down three.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, we're working on a lot of side out of bounds stuff today. I think his relationship with the players, like in the fact that these two superstars know been there, I think JJ has a lot to do with. They're just so much more prepared as a basketball team. And there was also stuff like at one point when the record wasn't that much better, we're like, oh, J.J. redick. Because let's face it, like most people were rooting against JJ being successful because of the background, but NBA head coaching paths are, are very non traditional. Okay. I mean this has been going on for 20 plus. I don't even know, maybe even longer than that. You would know better than I would how many times you're like, okay, I guess they're just going to make that guy head coach. And I remember when the records are similar, there was a bit like, oh well this isn't any better than Darvin Ham. And you watch them now and how prepared they are and whether it was the Denver game we were talking about just a week ago, this team has, has figured some stuff out on Den on defense that I just didn't think was possible.

[Bill Simmons]

I agree. And it, and even when you're watching them, it still feels like they have like legitimate holes and yet collectively they figured out how to cover up for a lot of them. Like I still feel like the right kind of point guard can just get whatever shot they want. And then the bench, some of the bench guys I just don't trust at all. But it works. And everybody, it's like JJ said this a couple weeks ago that the biggest lesson he learned as coach during the season was it's all about whether you guys play hard. And it's the most simple point ever. It wouldn't be an interesting mind the game episode, but I think this is the recurring theme for the best teams in the league. Like, all of them give a shit game to game, quarter to quarter, half to half. And the Lakers, to their credit, it's impressive. And then you look at Philly on the flip side of that, where how many times did you watch a Philly quarter where you're like, this is the worst thing I've ever seen. What's happening? How are they allowing this? Same for the Phoenix Suns, where they're just like, yeah, just going to go in the corner. If I'm not getting the ball, I might not run back.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The crazy thing about two offensive rebounds is normally you could point to, like, lack of rotational consistency last year, and yet they still hadn't, like, you look at last year's season and you thought last year was a disappointment because you just go, imagine if they had all.

[Bill Simmons]

Three guys, like 48.

[Ryan Rosillo]

They were the six seed, weren't they?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah. So they're like 47, 48 wins.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You have this quirky clutch stat that doesn't even make any sense of how bad they were offensively. And you're just like, well, there's no way that'll happen again. Then when I was looking at it for my show, you look at the three dudes and you're getting this elite shot, making this incredible output. It's almost like 80 points per game, I think in February when I did the numbers for those guys. And then it's like, yeah, but everything else, like, doesn't work. And I know Bo Bowles had a really nice run here, but let me actually. Laker minute rotation, you scouting report. If he has a clean look on the catching three, he's probably going to reset himself and move. All right.

[Bill Simmons]

Long. I would add that put long for Bobo. Long.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Long length. Long length, which is one of my favorite things I've ever seen. Be careful.

[Bill Simmons]

Be careful attacking them.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Long. In November, The Lakers were 25th on defense. They were 8 and 6 that month. They were 20, 25th on defense. Right.

[Bill Simmons]

And it felt worse.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. And you're, you know, you're looking at it going, probably going to be their thing. They're just not going to be very good defensively. Why would that be? Well, D'Angelo Russell for that month, 26 minutes a game. Cam Reddish, 21 minutes a game. Dalton connect was making threes, he's playing 26. You look at where they're at now in their last 10 and then if I give you the they're number two defense in the NBA behind your Detroit Pistons, who are just their own story.

[Bill Simmons]

And they're like fourth in the last 20 I think too. So it's getting better. Each, every 10 game stretch is better than the last 10 game stretch.

[Ryan Rosillo]

When you shoot it well and you play defense, you're going to win a bunch of games. So the February minutes, look at the breakdown. So you're replacing Tangelo Russell 26 minutes a game, depending on the month. Again, I'm just using November and February. Dorian Finney Smith's 30 minutes a game.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Vando who just hacks the shit out of everybody, but he's in there for 15 minutes fighting his ass off. Dalton's only playing 13 minutes a game. He's also not shooting great in February. Then Jordan Goodwin comes in and wreaks havoc on everybody and LeBron's had the second, second or kind of tied for second best defensive rating of any of the main regulars. So right.

[Bill Simmons]

Two a LeBron back as part of all this because he was one way LeBron for two months.

[Ryan Rosillo]

That's the point.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, he's been really good. The Philly thing, I don't know what the answer is.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Did you look at the lottery odds?

[Bill Simmons]

The thing is if they, if they're probably going to be sixth and all it takes is one team to jump them, it's this incredible lottery thing because if they, if they don't keep the top six, one team jumps them and they fall back to seven and then OKC gets that pick and OKC's what could be like a 64 win team probably going to be in the finals and they're going to get the seventh pick, eighth pick in this awesome draft that I've been dabbling in a little bit. I'm starting to get some draft opinions. We don't have to do that today, but this looks like if you're in the top five in this draft, you're getting somebody that is going to be legitimately exciting. Right. Like if you get Edgecomb with the fifth pick, it's like that guy might be awesome. He might be, you know, like an all NBA wing in seven years. I don't know. This draft draft just seems stacked, especially compared to this rookie class we just had. So anyway, the Philly thing. Wow. And the Eagles won and I think the Philly fans are still riding a high, but it's hard to imagine a bleaker situation unless you're the Suns. Cause I think that one's slightly bleaker. There's really only the we gotta trade Booker move. And it just seems like they're adamant they're not gonna trade him. I just don't think they're gonna get a lot for Durant. Last year of his deal making 50 plus million. I don't know what you're getting for him. You're 19 in the league. Clearly not exactly the same as where he was seven years ago. I don't. What are you getting for him? Not that much.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Do you wanna do some reckless speculation?

[Bill Simmons]

Washington would be the most fun for me or San Antonio would be my reckless speculation. What, do you have something better?

[Ryan Rosillo]

I just wonder if there's an. If there's a playoff exit from Houston that motivates them to go.

[Bill Simmons]

Okay, look, we have a one timer.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Houston has done a really good, good job here. I don't know who, who I'm picking them against in the playoffs again. We could sit here and go through all the seating stuff, but I feel like we'd just be changing it every couple days. I wonder if there's a Houston exit where they went, you know what? Like, we can't pay all these guys. We don't even have minutes for all of these guys that we've hit on.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And it does feel like, you know, you talk about the two timeline thing that it's just hard, it's really hard to thread that needle. And you go, is the two timeline Brooks Van Vliet with the young guys, or is the two timeline Jalen Green and Shingoon with Amend Thompson emerging? You know, is that, is there any version where Green and Shingoon are totally fine realizing that like Thompson might be the best player?

[Bill Simmons]

Or is there a Booker trade that you just overwhelm them? I know you don't want to trade Devin Booker, but how about this? And for Phoenix, it's the only get out of Joe free card they have basically.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Did you think that.

[Bill Simmons]

And, and Houston has some Phoenix picks too, is the other piece of that. So I just don't think Ishpie is going to be like, okay, cool, now we're going to tank. We're going to do the process for a couple years. I don't. I think that dude is wired the opposite way.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Where we can get out of this.

[Bill Simmons]

If we could just do this. My favorite story of the whole post trade deadline was that Minnesota was trying to trade for Durant. That was my favorite. I Just want to know how that trade's possible between, between Phoenix and Minnesota when they're both like well over the second apron. What is the scenario where those two teams could have made a Kevin Durant trade? It's like, well, if Minnesota had been able to shed some apron stuff. Cool. Where were they doing that? Just, hey, take. Can you guys take Randall? Sure, we'll take them. How are they shedding apron? I can't take some of the. Some of the after the fact. And I know where it's coming. Like Minnesota's like, you know, they leak it to whoever. We're kicking the tires on Durant. We really try to. Yeah, you can run with us. We're really trying to get him. How? You're not getting Kevin Durant. Who are you trading for him? You can't take a two for one in the apron.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I like the Luca, Milwaukee, Minnesota one. There's more. There's a great reporting on the Minnesota stuff, but like a couple times that I had heard was like, yeah, they called but weren't offering Luca.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah. And Milwaukee had no idea he was available. It's great. There's some really good ones. Let's take a break. And then there's one big topic I want to hit with you. This episode is brought to you by Michelob Ultra. Michelob Ultra A superior light beer and the ultimate trophy. Win or lose, you're bound to enjoy the ride with a good beer in hand. Michelob ultra crisp. Refreshing only 95 calories. A superior light beer. No matter the game, sport or season, Superior is worth playing for. Always be prepared for a win and order Michelob Ultra today available on door dash. By the way, enjoy responsibly. 2025 Anheuser Busch Michelob Ultra Light Beer St. Louis, Missouri must be 21 plus to order alcohol. Alcohol available only in select markets. Let me tell you about one of my favorite bets that FanDuel has right now. Player performance doubles. Check em out. Two leg parlays made specifically for you. They take an NBA player prop, they combine it with the bet on that players team to win. There's a bunch of them. Pick the one you like. So if it's like I like Denver tonight, I also think Jokic is going to have 10 rebounds. Let me do those together. You can ride their pick or my pick because I'm tweeting mine out on Tuesday or make your own pick. FanDuel giving all customers a profit boost exclusively on Tuesdays for these bets. So head to FanDuel.com BS to get your profit Boost make every Moment more with FanDuel America's number one sportsbook. You must be 21 + and President in select states or 18 + in President DC. Opt in required bonus issued as non withdrawable profit. Boost tokens. Restrictions apply including any token expiration and max wager amount. See [e-mail] gam problem. Call 1-800- Gamble or visit rg-hope.com all right. I hate devoting an entire segment to this, but it's been bugging me and I just feel like we have to talk about it because it became a huge topic on Friday. And I always judge this stuff by anecdotally. If people in my life are asking about it, I was like, ah, fuck, we probably have to talk about it. But LeBron started this whole thing with the face of the game and how negatively everybody's covering the league. And there was a Gilbert Arenas clip on fat on first take talking about how nice everyone was back in the day to the stars and now they're not. And I just, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills because I've been here the whole time. I think I have a really good handle historically of the league and all the ebbs and flows.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Even if I hated you, I would have to admit that you're right.

[Bill Simmons]

Thank you. I think this is the nicest era to be an NBA star that we've ever had. And it's amazing to me when people dwell on the negativity, there's other reasons for the negativity. But if you go backwards and you look at the 70s and the 80s and 90s and 2000s and how players were treated and discussed, it is no contest compared to right now. That's the first thing. And I have some stuff I want to do, but give me your initial take on that.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I just have a follow up. I mean, why would you make that claim?

[Bill Simmons]

Why would I make that?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Why would you say. Because I don't know if I agree with you. I need convincing on this. Because my whole point is no one's ever had more access to hate, which I've talked about a lot. And I think a lot of these players just consistently think that they're hated all the time. I think anybody that does anything that is publicly consumed.

[Bill Simmons]

But that's the point. It's not just the NBA. Everyone has more access to the alternate side of what you want to hear in all vocations in life. It's not an NBA thing, everything thing, so to say. It's just devoted to the NBA to me is like ludicrous. This is just what life is like now.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Sell me on the point of those decades being more negative towards their stars.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, so this is the problem with this argument is that if you actually go through it, everybody has gone through the exact same stuff that the guys go through now. So I'm gonna do my three minute first take monologue.

[Ryan Rosillo]

We have time.

[Bill Simmons]

1970S, people hated the NBA. The games were tape delayed and people bitched about the league. And we're writing crazy pieces about this league. Doesn't work. There's actually pieces you could read in Sports Illustrated. The league's too black. What are we going to do? It could not have been more negative, I promise you. Dr. J, beloved star gets to Philadelphia. He's ripped for not winning a title for the first six years until Moses gets there. That's a huge narrative of the Dr. J thing. He can't come through when it matters. Matthew Johnson, Westhead gets fired in 81. He's booed at home. He's devastated, destroyed, crushed. Most selfish guy. What's wrong? These are the modern athletes. He went through all that shit and he's talked about it. He's crushed after the 84 finals too. Larry Bird after the 84 final.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And that's with a title in his back pocket, right?

[Bill Simmons]

He had already won. Larry Bird had already won two in the 85 finals. There was the bar fight thing everyone was mad at in Boston. But then in the 90s season, when he came back from the heel surgery, took a ton of shit about being selfish. Barkley was basically driven out of Philly by the media. Hakeem almost got traded in 92 because it got so bad with him in Houston. Isaiah just got the reputation as, you're an asshole, you're a backstabber. They left him off the dream team. Michael Jordan, beloved now too selfish to win for seven years up until the 91 finals, it's like he shoots too much. All he cares about is his own points. He can't win with this guy. And then after he won twice, remember in the 93 playoffs, it was so negative about the gambling stuff. He stopped talking to everybody. He stopped talking to the media. And then he retired. And people are like, is he retiring because it's too much pressure? Kevin Johnson took a ton of shit. Couldn't stay healthy. 94 finals. Pippen didn't take the shot in the 94 playoffs and still carries it 30 years later. David Robinson too. Nice loser.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, didn't. He didn't come back in when it.

[Bill Simmons]

Was come back in and then wore that, you know, for 30 years. Dream Team 94, I promise you, was not popular when it happened. People were not happy with it. Shaq, in the entire 1990s, people bitched about, when is he going to take basketball seriously? Why does he do all this other stuff? Why is he doing movies and music? Patrick Ewing could have win the big one. Karl Malone, who took more shit than Karl Malone in the last two finals. He was in Iverson, which I think has come around and is like this beloved figure now. He was not beloved in the 90s. In the early 2000s, he took a ton of shit. Christian Laetner, bus disappointment. All those late 90 guys. When we head into that lockout, remember how much people, how mad people are at the league. These guys are making so much money.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

There was Kenny Anderson, can't feed his family all that shit.

[Ryan Rosillo]

There was so much. We've definitely progressed. Whether you go all the way back to the strike in the NFL in the early 80s and how much society, there wasn't one person going. You realize you're arguing for the owners to make more money. And that's what always pisses me off, is like, okay, you want to look at these players and look at their salaries and say that they're selfish and they're entitled and all this shit. But ultimately what you're saying, when you hope they get paid less or lose at the collective bargaining agreement table, you're.

[Bill Simmons]

Hoping these guys, rich guys, make more.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, make more money.

[Bill Simmons]

And it's like, I can't identify with somebody who's making that much money. That was an attitude through the 90s. I have a couple more. Jason Kidd, traded twice, took a ton of shit.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Chris Weber, one of those trades.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, one of those trades had to happen. But the Dallas trade. Chris Weber was an all time hot potato guy and we called him out all the time. His Washington career was incredibly disappointing. He got to Sacramento and it's like, watch C. Webb. He's going to turn completely away from the basket to hear the ball, to make Bibby. He wants no part of this. We made fun of him. Kobe, I would say, was the most picked apart athlete in the 2000s. I wouldn't even say football player and that you might go Peyton Manning. But there was a lot of Kobe stuff that then when he won the two titles at the end of the decade, then it kind of circled around the other way, but it got right and there was the trial, there was a whole bunch of stuff with Kobe. But if you go to the 04 finals. 0506 07. Him not shooting in the second half of that Suns game and how nuts we all went after the fact. Not great. T. Mac can't win. Vince quit on Toronto. He's soft. KG can't win. Dirk. Who took more shit than Dirk from 06 to 2011? He's soft. He's a choke artist. He's a loser. Like he. I think he took probably other than Kobe the most. Dwight Howard. I keep going. The point is, for whatever reason this has been the league and I think it's because you have these personalities that drive teams. People feel really attached to them. Either they're defensive and passionate about them or they're mad at them. And that's just the ebb and flow in the league. I honestly think it's better than it's ever been with this stuff. You can find hate anywhere if you go online. Doesn't mean that people hate. LeBron has like 50 million Instagram followers.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, look, I know enough about those timelines. Like I just remember, you know, when Jordan scored all the points against the Celtics and then lost and you'd be playing a little league baseball tournament and every coach is sitting there in his bike shorts, you know, shitting on Jordan. Now granted, growing up in New England was the wrong because all these guys are going home to worship their Larry Bird altar.

[Bill Simmons]

But maybe should add 68.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, right. Like the collective he. Yeah, cool scoring bro. But the lack of respect for who Jordan was because he was losing to these older, more superior, battle tested, well rounded basketball teams like Jordan would have had a very like people would have destroyed him if he played now through the first seven years of his career without winning anything. Because it's like if you're the best, you know, you have that kind of attention on you.

[Bill Simmons]

But I feel like people destroyed them back in the day. I thought that was a, you know, that was a big narrative of his career is like yeah, he's super fun, but he's Birdie magic won titles and he didn't like. My point is this is been a narrative that we've heard forever and if you don't win titles and you don't come through in the NBA, you're going to take crap. But I also feel like that goes for the NBA, for the NFL, right? It goes for baseball with somebody like Clinton Kershaw. This is what we do with sports. If you don't, we don't even do it.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But here's the thing, we don't even do it. With baseball anymore. So, like, that's because I was thinking about this face of the league stuff.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, I want to get to that, too.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right. Like LeBron, when you are as great as you are, unfortunately, part of that deal is you're held to the standard where everything is dissected. And Ant got a little taste of that because Ant was coming up approval rating through the roof. He's so much fun. He starts talking a little shit and then they get eliminated. They get eliminated on May 30th. Right. I looked it up and then he had the receipts commercial on May 31. Like, they had that one ready to go, where you're showing, like, how much this is impacting players. And I know Silver talked about this years ago where he just said, look, look, we have a league where our stars. And I'm paraphrasing here, so I hope I'm not too removed from the tone of what he was saying, but I think I have it and that it was like, you kind of have a bunch of guys at the top that are pretty miserable. Like, a lot of players are really miserable.

[Bill Simmons]

When I did that interview with them at the Sloan Conference, that's when he started talking about the unhappiness with the players. And that was 2018 range. So it's been a storyline for seven years. It's like, why aren't our players happier?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right? So, you know, Ant has had probably this shift because the Olympics didn't go the way he thought it would go. I mean, he wasn't even out on the floor for some of that stuff. He didn't look super comfortable after talking a lot of shit. And again, I don't look at it and go like, oh, man, now I have to reevaluate what I think about you. But Ant is very predictably going to have. If he doesn't have some kind of playoff success here in the next couple years, it's going to turn back to everything that you just said in your timeline of like, hey, I thought this was supposed to be the guy. You hope you're one of those guys in this sport. Because I was thinking about Ant relation. Like, has anybody ever talked about De'Aaron Fox? Like, Darren Fox is a really good player, makes a lot of sense for the Spurs. I think it's a bit like the Donovan Mitchell thing where, like, yeah, it's not perfect, but he's really good. And if we keep waiting around, like, what this magical acquisition will be, and we might be waiting forever. But De'Aaron Fox has never talked about that. So there's this group outside of these, I don't know, seven to eight players. We obsess about every single season. There's this group that's not even part of that. And again, baseball, the sport, we don't even have any of those dudes anymore right now that at least.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, we have Ohtani. And nobody's like, oh, Tani, face of the league. I don't know where that. The face of the league.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It's more personal. Basketball's just way more personal than the other two sports are.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Don't you think? Doesn't it feel like the attachment? I mean, sure, we could pick a bunch of quarterbacks that are as big a stars as any NBA player.

[Bill Simmons]

You got helmets on during a game. I've said this forever. Basketball is the most naked sport. Whether you're at the game or you watching tv, you feel like you have this connection with players that's just different than the other sports. It just is. Especially if you're going and you're watching them and you're watching them during timeouts, you're watching them interact in foul lines and during free throws. And I think the social media aspect of it, where they can connect to fans immediately, they can see feedback immediately. Obviously, that's not awesome, but I think in some ways it's better for them, too, because in the old days, you could just. Whatever I think of back to the Peter Vesey New York Post pieces of the 80s, and he would just absolutely, completely eviscerate people.

[Ryan Rosillo]

He called Alonzo Morning the organ groaner.

[Bill Simmons]

Right, right. It's. It's just a little different now. And you can mobilize people. You can mobilize all your followers against somebody. There's the Face of the Week thing.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. What? That's another one. I don't think I've. I've allowed you this.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, because I think it goes.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Go for it.

[Bill Simmons]

No, I think it goes together. I think. I think with the Face of the Week thing, we probably see it the same way. You don't talk about it. It's not like the People magazine sexiest man of the Year issue where we just nominate somebod.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

Is that who it was this year? You good problem. You kind of take it. Right. And when you think about, like, I. I've never. When I was in the 80s, loving basketball, I was never like, I wonder who the face of the league is right now. We didn't talk about it. We didn't talk about it in the 90s. Bird and Magic, because they won. Magic Won a title as a rookie, and Bird won the title in his second year. The league just sort of shifted to them because they won. And then bird had the three MVPs, two titles. Then Magic had three MVPs in four years, and he won two titles. And it was just obvious those were the guys. And then Jordan beat magic in the 91 finals, and guess what? That made him the guy. And then Jordan went through all the 90s, and then it was like, Shaq and Kobe together. I guess this is their league now. And then that fell apart. And in the mid-2000s, we're like, Ah, Duncan, spurs, sure. Like, no, it wasn't like, we're like, tim Duncan's now the face in the league. Because one of the cases you see with this Face of the League stuff is like, oh, if Tatum wins three in a row, he's now the face of the league. I don't think it works that way. It kind of organically happens. Kobe had it at the end of the 2000s. Eventually it shifted to LeBron, and then it shifted to LeBron and Curry together. And that's just kind of what happened. We can't nominate Anthony Edwards. It's not like this would happen in tennis sometimes, especially in the 80s, it'd be like, Boris Becker. See the face of tennis now. Cause he won Wimbledon once. It's like, it's not how it works. You kind of ease into it. Nobody would pick Agassi. And then it eventually became, oh, it's Agassi and Sampras.

[Ryan Rosillo]

What about the belt? Did he have the belt? He had the belt there for a little bit.

[Bill Simmons]

It never took. It kept falling off him. But the point with the Face of the League now is like, yeah, it's still Stephen Curry. And then somebody's going to have to win a couple titles and take it from him. But if Wemby comes in and wins two straight titles and he's the best player in the league, he's the face of the league. I just don't know what that means. Rosillo, what does the face of the league mean? Just, you get the most attention.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I think we know it without defining it. You think Steph's the face of the league over LeBron?

[Bill Simmons]

I think the two of them together are really in the last 10 years. I do. I think it's the two of them together.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I don't know, man. I mean, it's. You could point, like, why do we have to pick one? It's really a talking point. Okay. And I think what happens is there's this cycle of like Ant going, I don't necessarily want it. Because then it's like, what are you supposed to do? Are you supposed to.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, what does he want? So he's not going to try to win the finals? Like, if he wins the title and he's the best player in the league, guess what? You get whatever this amorphous made up face of the league thing is, because you become the guy. Like, to me it's.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Don't. You also have to be the best player though? Because even if Tatum, I mean, that's a lot of work to do. By the way, for Tatum, just, hey, let's add two more titles to this. As great as he is, he wasn't very good today, which I know we'll get to later, but I don't know that he would ever be the face of the league because I've never thought of him as the best player in the league. At least with Step, there were seasons where I thought he played better than LeBron. I never thought he was actually a better basketball player than LeBron. So to be face of the league, you also have to be at some point, because I know you've done this in the past with your belt hole. It's just a really good way to look at the league. Like, who has the belt, who had the belt? Then how many belt transfers are we talking about? Jokic just had the belt for a really long stretch, which is really hard to do.

[Bill Simmons]

There's a popularity piece that Jokic just doesn't have.

[Ryan Rosillo]

He's just not going to have.

[Bill Simmons]

That's why to me, it's Curry. Curry and LeBron are the meal tickets to the league. They're the guys who are going to be in the Saturday 8:30 game the most. They're the guys who are going to sell the most jerseys, have the most interest, and if they're on a good team, people are going to care the most. And it's those two.

[Ryan Rosillo]

What did you think of LeBron's quote?

[Bill Simmons]

Because then turned into which one?

[Ryan Rosillo]

But basically it was like, I didn't ask for it and then it pivoted into. Everybody that covers the league just shits on it. Essentially that we're all too negative.

[Bill Simmons]

I mean, I would just have an opinion on his opinion. I don't think it's true though, because I think when you hit the point where you're kind of the guy in the league or one of the two guys, there's a lot of great stuff that comes with that. You know, you make the most money, you make the most money off the court, you probably have the best chance to win. You can convince the most people to come play with you on like a, you know, on a, on a buyout contract. You can put the most pressure on your owners to do whatever you want them to do. You can make them trade everything they have for Anthony Davis. Like, there's real benefits to it. I don't think it's like this heavy burden. I think for Anti, it's more a scrutiny thing that he's probably talking about. Like, hey, if you hit this level, you're going to be picked apart in a way that's just a little different. But that's, I mean, that could be anybody, right? That could be Timothee Chalamet right now. That could be whoever is like whoever you think is the biggest hip hop star right now. It doesn't just kind of comes to the territory if you're the best at anything you do. I don't know why that would be a burden. There's good and bad to everything.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But I do wonder, though, the negativity thing.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Like, I'll have pods where I'll think, are you harping on the same stuff? Yes. But again, if we're doing a basketball pod and like, whatever the headline was that week, like, you're going to stay topical, you're going to play the hits, but there'll be certain players. I'm like, there's just nothing else for you to say anymore. Like, it's established how you feel. There's nothing new. You're not like, the Suns are at.

[Bill Simmons]

Sun cost as a topic for us. There's nothing else we could say about the Suns to share today, this point. Right.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Like, I've liked to rant for such a long time, but this past year plus, and not to bring up the hockey tweet like a third time, but he's just like, how could you possibly think that? That's a good point. How could you think that? Just basically telling everybody fuck off. When it's like, man, you're the one. And I, I. That's also like, part of it, too. It's like this league is so different with how powerful the players are that, you know, did you think you were going to get no criticism? Signing contracts and then asking out before an extension. It either kicked in.

[Bill Simmons]

Right. Or how you treated All Star Weekend, which was the first time the football season ends. The first time basketball's really in the limelight. For real is All Star Weekend, and that everybody treats it like Shit. And it's like we're supposed to say thanks. What's our role? Everyone who went to all. I've talked to a bunch of people at to All Star Weekend and they were all like, it was fucking miserable. It sucked. It was awful.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And the timing of it is on.

[Bill Simmons]

Your hands for all the good players. Like nothing. You don't care.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. It's like, okay, the window is finally shifted. Like you are outside of the football shadow. So like own this week. And it's like, nope.

[Bill Simmons]

Right.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Not only are we not going to own the week, we're going to embarrass the league again. And I don't care about that week. I haven't cared about it for years. I think I've watched the game once in the last 15. This is not new that the players don't necessarily care, but they're not making the most of our opportunities. I think all of us are more negative than we are positive. Okay, I think that but that's life.

[Bill Simmons]

I think everybody. I don't think that's a basketball situation. I think that's what part isn't like that. I'm just saying, like the Internet breeds that. If you go to.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Are you like that to your family?

[Bill Simmons]

No, I'm saying you go into Twitter applies. You go on a Reddit. I remember I was, I was at, I went to Goldsberry's class in Austin and they did all these studies on different things about how to follow basketball. And one of the things was about NBA Reddit. Just the percentages of positive tweets versus negative tweets or not posts, negative posts, comments versus positive about the league. And if I just told you they did that, what would your response be? What would you think it would be? It would probably like split. What would the ratio be for you? Just guessing.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I think it's going to be low. I mean the way you're leading this, I have to pick a massive split on it. So I'll say 80% negative.

[Bill Simmons]

No, it wasn't that, it wasn't that bad. I, I, I prejudice you by with my lead in. But it was like 35, 65 or 30, 70, something like that. But just people are more prone when they're on any sort of forum like that to be negative than positive. That's just, you just have to know that going in. I would argue that people at the games are way nicer. Way nicer. It's not even close. I would love for people to go in a time machine and go to like the fleet center in 1996. Just get a feel for what those two hours were like with like an angry, you know, fan base that didn't like the product and just had the freedom to just yell at everybody like it's to now I look now I think it's actually like a pretty nice experience. Like there will be stories about oh, there was a heck or who yelled at somebody, they kicked him out. It's like fuck it. A like there was 30 of those. I remember going to a Golden State Sacramento game when I was visiting my buddies in San francisco in like 98 and I had no idea that the Golden State fans hated Chris Weber so much. So it was 99, it was that first season and they were just booing him, yelling him. It was like a two and a half hour Chris Weber roast in the stands. Anything he did, they were going nuts like that. Those days are over. We don't see Durant and okc. That comeback game was probably the last time anything like that happened, right?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. Getting a fan removed and then it become. Because the player has the power to have that happen now and it'll become kind of like a topic and then, you know, if it's a really slow day, you know, you'll discuss like what. What does this mean? Yeah, and I think there's some players that actually like look for it a little bit more than other players. And you realize like this thing that is definitely an improvement to the experience for the player. A massive. Because you're completely right about that. Like going to some of these crowds, going to baseball stadiums, going back to Foxborough in the day. I mean just. You wouldn't even want to bring a kid.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, baseball, everyone's on their phone, so that's probably the safest place you can be an athlete. People aren't even looking up unless a foul boss coming at them, which can't happen because there's a net the bleachers.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Used to be about how drunk were you going to get and how many fights were there going to be and.

[Bill Simmons]

How many and what could you yell at the other players and stay. And stay in the park.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right. So then when a player has a fan removed, then it becomes kind of this think piece of like the dynamic of respect and all these different things, like what can you have happening? You're like, yeah, but no one was ever removed in the past. So it actually happened at a much greater rate.

[Bill Simmons]

We're not defending the passage, it's just the way it was. I just think every year is a little bit different. Listen, if, if Players feel a certain way. I'm certainly going to tell them not to feel that way. I do think a big piece of this is self inflicted though by the league. The schedule's too long. If we, if we had a 70 game season or a 60 game season, I don't have to watch these extra 20 games of the Suns. Right. There's more urgency for the games. The, the load management stuff which we've talked about ad nauseam, that made it hard for players, for fans to connect with the, with the league and players. Right.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The players caught way too much shit for that though, you know.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, but I think it made it hard. It was something that got brought up and I do think it mattered to fans that they bought a ticket and the guy wasn't there.

[Ryan Rosillo]

That's a absolutely. I'm not saying like that's going to be the worst experience. Especially you don't have the budget to go to more than one game a year and then you bring your kid and he's all fired up, he's got the jersey on and they're not playing. I think there were certain teams like I really think what the spurs did in a very Belichick way to just be like, hey, you know what? TNT Thursday night. Yeah, fuck you. Remember the ABC game, how bad it got there for a while where you were like, are you guys seriously like giving the league and your television partner this much of a fuck you? Hey, we're just going to sit everybody. And I understand like what the science. And by the way, the science has proven very little because it's not like we go into the playoffs. Like every playoff story is littered with like two or three major injuries. So I'm not sure, I'm not expecting that everybody was just going to be healthy all the time. But I don't know if that's had the positive impact that everybody thought it would be when they wrote about it for non stop for years. Wrote about it non stop four years. But that that's part of it. I don't know man. I guess sometimes I wonder, you know, clearly with this pod, we've got a large audience. Sometimes I feel like I'm too negative. And Instead of having LeBron give this quote or some of it, look, with his quotes, I don't love all of them, but he's been giving us quotes for two plus decades. So which public figure would I ever be like, you know what? Everything he said for 20 plus years, I've liked everything he said. That person doesn't exist. It's impossible. To have the Chalamet approval rating after the two decade plus run for LeBron. But when I started thinking about, like, just negativity, him saying everyone is too negative. Well, no, that's not the case. But then I'll. I'll know, like, of all the games that I watch, especially when it's on, like the national broadcast and like, Bronnie comes into a game and then the broadcasters start talking about, like, how hard he works. You're like, dude, he's got an NBA uniform on and he's not good and he shouldn't be out there. And this whole thing's kind of a joke. So let's evaluate it that way. But there will be no, like, that won't happen. So it actually strengthens your point. Whenever those broadcasts, like, that's when I feel like, am I being negative or am I being like, just a basketball fan that's frustrated with the way that the national broadcast is discussing a game or discussing certain players when you just go, hey, this person. And again, maybe I shouldn't even use Ronnie. But that was just one that jumped out. It's like, you guys are going to do four minutes on, like, the positives here or.

[Bill Simmons]

Or like Philly before the start of the season when there was pieces about here's their plan to win a championship. And it was like, hey, part of the plan is sending beats. Not gonna play back to backs anymore. But here's what they're trying to do. They're trying to be healthy and be. Not gonna play back to backs anymore. And his name might be fucked up. I don't know. It just.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I think, are we supposed to be positive about him? B. Are we supposed to be positive or.

[Bill Simmons]

The Philly situation or all of it? I just feel like for us, one of the reasons I think we connected and became friends and we like doing the POD together is we really love basketball. Both of us will be watching these random games on stupid nights, and we really give a shit about it. And you can't just talk about all the stuff you like. You gotta have a little balance both ways. But I think we celebrate the game as much we criticize it. There's other shows and personalities that I think kind of dine in the. This gets me attention. If I do this, I don't feel like we do that. I always feel like we're having a conversation about things we like and don't like about the league. I love watching Detroit right now. I could do 10 minutes on Ron Holland right now. I fucking love Ron Holland. Ron Holland's I haven't even watched. I probably watch 15% of the Pistons games or pieces, 20%. Ron Holland seems like he's ready to get into it with everybody on every team. He's like 19 years old. I really like watching them. I appreciate the Pistons. I'm excited to watch them play the Knicks in round one. I think if you lose that side of things, it becomes harder for me to take your criticisms seriously. You still have to fundamentally like what you're watching. I don't feel like some people out there do.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I just like calling out the bullshit because I think there's a lot of it, whether it's another media member's quote, because then there's some guys that are just only positive. And I think, are you just this much of an ass kisser? Like, what do you think you're going to hang out with these guys? You know, is he going to be able to, like, the next time they have a. They rent a boat, they're going to invite you, like, what the fuck are you doing? And so I know I'd never be that guy. But you know, kind of to your point about like Philly or even the Durant part, like, I think I've, I mean, I didn't even really get on his case during the Golden State thing because I thought he wanted to get away from Westbrook and he wanted to play perfect basketball and he wanted to, he wanted to like, you know, back to the joy topic. He wanted to experience absolute pure basketball joy. But when you have a four year extension and you want Marks and Nash and everybody fired before it even kicks in, and then you come back and play and then you ask out, and now you've put together a season, I would say more so this year than last year. But you, I mean, they got killed against Minnesota. Like that's when the Suns died. And I was dumb enough to think that they weren't dead yet and they were already dead, but they just had another season in this season. So what does Durant expect? Did he expect that people are going to be like, man, he's still getting you like 29, 30 every single night? Because if you look at the little stuff in between, it doesn't always show it. This is not a locked in group. This is a group that seems to be really down on each other. I thought the coach bud stuff, admitting that he had told Booker to tone it down, like, I, I just wondered, I was like, man, I wonder if that'll be.

[Bill Simmons]

I thought he was going to get fired this weekend. I really did. I thought there was going to be like a Don Nelson Nix thing. All right, let's take a quick break because I want to keep talking about this. So one last thing on whether people are too critical or not. I can't believe we spent this much time talking about. But I do think it's interesting. It seems like the rise of the X player, podcasts and voices has contributed to this whole. When everybody's like, we spent too much time comparing the past to the present. And I think the social media piece of that too, where you see all these videos and these breakdowns of this guy against this guy. I just really hope that people realize, and I like some of the ex player stuff, how unreliable they are as narrators. These are people that were playing the entire time. They might have opinions based on who they're against. It's not like they spend a ton of time thinking about different eras of the league and stars and comparing. And you'll just see stuff on these shows or pods or on your social feed where you're like, what are we doing? I just feel like the discourse, big picture about basketball as it relates to eras in the past is the worst it's ever been. And I don't think that's helping with some of this stuff.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So you really disagreed with Arenas's point? I think that's fair to say.

[Bill Simmons]

I. That was just one example where I'm just like, just go back. Like, go. Go read some of the books. Go read Phil Jackson's book about Kobe in 2005. Like, we just can't. You can't just pretend stuff didn't happen.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You know, it's just the rate, man. It's the rate of it. And I do not understand. Like, I couldn't believe the first time a coach told me. He's like, yeah, a lot of players come in and check their mentions at halftime. Like, you didn't know that, right? And I'm thinking, like, what a ridiculous. But then I thought, okay, well, every single ESPN host, as soon as you go to break, does the exact same thing that.

[Bill Simmons]

That always. I could never believe that. What a terrible thing to do during a. During a break at a show, right? Because maybe somebody will say, I look ugly.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Hey, I'm guilty of it. I used to do it. And then I stopped because I realized you were coming back from break, like, talking to one person instead of you're.

[Bill Simmons]

Arguing with motorcycle 69.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Every single guy did it, every one of us. And it made all of us worst hosts because you were distracted. You were talking to this one person, you were focusing on the one negative. Because nobody was going to be like, hey, you know what? Really good job making a point and a really solid conclusion. No notes, can't pick holes. Because I mean, everybody's favorite hobby now, like, even if I do a monologue on something for 10, 15 minutes, usually 15 means it's too long. But it's like, oh, did you think about this? Like, well, I could have done 30.

[Bill Simmons]

You left out, yeah, you left out.

[Ryan Rosillo]

This thing that is everyone's favorite hobby right now, at least for what we do is that, well, here's the point that you didn't make. And then a lot of times it'll be so obvious, it's like, well, I didn't even point that out because I don't even know anybody would even bring it up. And what we do is even fucking cool. So when I think about players basically doing the exact same thing, elected officials do the exact same thing. I remember I got into it with Van Pelt. I was like, why are you arguing with somebody right now? You're broadcasting the fucking masters. You are broadcasting the. You're on like the seventh hole. And you know, he. I realized like, kind of no one can help themselves to different degrees. And what I like about our age group is that we know what it was like before, before this and we certainly are in it deep now for years and years. So we've experienced both of it. Imagine being a 20 something basketball player. So like you're always going to be more impacted by the negativity, the access to it, the rate of it. I think it's just fucks a lot of guys up. So it's hard to tell players, you are wrong about the negativity when it's all they've ever experienced. They're not going to do what you did because they weren't around when you did it. They're not going to go back and read Sports Illustrated articles from the 70s and go, you know what? I have greater perspective on this. I don't have it too bad right now.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So I don't think anything LeBron said was necessarily.

[Bill Simmons]

I was talking about the X players.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, yeah, the X player thing.

[Bill Simmons]

Although there's good content lately. Did you see the Vernon Maxwell on All the Smoke, talking about when Hakeem slapped him? That was one of the best three minutes I've spent all year.

[Ryan Rosillo]

That was so good. That clip was so good with those guys because Max respects them.

[Bill Simmons]

And look, that was amazing.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Wild card and Stephen Jackson, I think People would say is a real one. So that was. I'm totally with you. I mean, look, if you want to talk ex players, I don't know if I trust anybody more than Jeff Teague right now.

[Bill Simmons]

Jeff Teague's been great.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Every breakout is, like, incredible.

[Bill Simmons]

I love Barnes and Captain Jack because I think when they talk about basketball and the history and how it relates now, like, I actually believe in their opinions on it. I've had them on the pod and we were arguing about Kobe versus Duncan. Who was the guy? And the 2000. The one that players. No, they both were. Kobe.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

But they made compelling cases for it. And it's like, that's what's fun about basketball is arguing about different things. I have never. The first time I ever remember even thinking about who the face of the league was was when MJ was retiring. And we were kind of like, what do we do now? And then it was like, is it grand?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Went on for years. It went on for years.

[Bill Simmons]

Iverson, it. But it was more like there was such a void. NFL has never really had to deal with it because they always have two or three quarterbacks who are just there ready to roll right like that. Like, Brady and Manning had it forever. And then Aaron Rodgers was just right there. And then he moves in. And then all of a sudden, Mahomes showed up and he's there, and Joe Burrow and they've. They always have two or three dudes. Josh Allen's in there now. Lamar. Maybe a couple other guys will pop in over the next couple years, but they always have the four to five. The NBA. There will be stretches. We felt it in the mid-2000s was like, what do we do? Kobe's on shitty teams. We thought it was going to be him. Shaq's getting old. Duncan's not clicking with people, you know, Is it Dwyane Wade? Oh, Dwayne Wade. 06 finals. Maybe it's Dwayne Wade. And it was just a lot of that for basically all the way through until we ended up with LeBron and Kobe as kind of the guys. But I. I just think it's way more organic than us deciding. Ant can be the face of the league if he kicks everybody's ass and wins the title and is clearly the best guy in the league. That's how it happens. There's no other scenario. Right? And then he's selling shoes and people talk about him, and people like my mom know who he is. Those are all the checkpoints. You have to hit.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. It doesn't happen without the. We don't decide. No. And there was that push to try to figure out who the Post Jordan guy was, and that void did go on forever. And it was the Kobe All Star Game, where it just was going to be too early for Kobe to take that on after some of these other misses. And Iverson didn't have the playoff success other than the Finals run. But the team just wasn't good enough for this to be like, oh, this is phase one of this sustainable thing with the Sixers. It was kind of just this remarkable defensive run with an offense built around one guy just hopefully going crazy enough to get you some playoff wins. So I think the lesson in that is that that face storyline never developed. That person did not present themselves. And whatever that void was, it didn't mean the league was just going to swallow itself up and cease to exist. And, I mean, we can get into some of the rating stuff, the popularity or whatever.

[Bill Simmons]

There's one piece, though, there's a personality piece that I feel like, you know it when you see it. That's probably not going to work as, like, the lead guy. And I think Grant Hill was a good example. Grant Hill was awesome, but I never felt like there was a sense of almost danger missing with him. Right. And then Duncan was the same thing. Duncan was the best guy. I still have Duncan, like, sixth or seventh all. I think I have him seventh all time, and I still think he was the best guy of the 2000s. And yet there was never a moment where people were like Duncan, like, they ignored a lot of the stuff that he did. They focused on the wrong things and he just didn't care. And I think Tatum is a little bit like that now, where Tatum's never going to be the best guy in the league, I don't think. But he could be the most successful guy of this decade. Right. He could be the guy when we leave the 2020s, the guy that was the best guy in the most title teams, but he doesn't have that sense of that whiff of something. That same thing with Duncan and Grant Hill, where it's just like you have to pull in everybody. And there's something about Tatum that seems like it doesn't click with people. I don't know what it is.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I thought during the broadcast today that was really interesting because it then turned to another face of the league conversation and Doris was talking about Tatum and essentially saying, if you are that person, then you shouldn't even have to address It. And I love that Breen was like, okay. But he was asked about it. While there was also a game where there was an ad that started with Tatum in a press conference, in the commercial where the reporter, again, it's an actress going, you're on top of the basketball world right now. And you're like, okay, he's got the title, and he's the best player on a title team. And I think you're rounding up a bit on, like, what's possible for him, because I know we're going to get to Cleveland and all this other stuff. But I like that Breen was like, okay, but of all the superstars, like, this guy is incredibly polite and he also plays, like, every single game. So, yeah, I think there's a personality thing. Yeah, there's a personality disconnect. Like, Iverson was the coolest thing ever. All right. Yeah, it was.

[Bill Simmons]

But was really polarizing when he was playing. I think people like you and I were probably in the minority of like, I fucking love Iverson. I love how hard he plays. But there was other people that, you know, we're like, eh, yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But he kind of lost. He lost me a bit there towards the end of the Philly stuff. Cause it's just mid 2000s on were not awesome. Yeah, there's. There's an approach to, like, if you're setting the tone as the best player on a team and then you're taking off and doing your own thing all the time and just can't be bothered. Like, I don't know how that's good for the team, and I don't know how that's good for yourself. So once we had access to a little bit more of that stuff, I think that's also something else too, is like, guys used to be able to hide. Guys would be able to hide. We didn't know what was going on with them. We know what's going on with these guys literally every single fucking minute. So the relationship is so much more intimate. And when it is that more intimate, then you're much more likely to find things that you don't like about some of these dudes. But as far as like.

[Bill Simmons]

But is that everything, though? It's not just the NBA.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, of course.

[Bill Simmons]

That's. Every aspect of life is like that.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Now think about how many people impress you in the first five minutes and then ultimately let you down. Like, if you think about your professional career, the number of people that once you had more exposure to them. I mean, I know that's the case for Me. So I don't want to speak for you. But then you were like, oh, man, I had high hopes for this person. That's why now, seriously, if somebody nails it with me in the first five to 10 minutes, I'm more worried you're suspicious. Yeah. I'm like, you were so good in the first five to 10 minutes. I thought, now I'm like, what's wrong with this person?

[Bill Simmons]

Well, the whole concept of celebrity and how fast people can get it and then how fast they can lose it. I feel like that process has definitely been sped up. I see it with my daughter when I'm always. I'm always asking her, what are you watching? Who do you care about? What's your favorite podcast? What's your favorite video podcast? And it always seems to change, what.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Is her favorite podcast?

[Bill Simmons]

I think it was the canceled podcast, but I think now they had some shit would. What's interesting is it's like the same cycle over and over again where she really likes somebody and then be like, why don't you listen to that podcast anymore? Oh, they had a meltdown. Oh, one of the co hosts got canceled. Oh, they ended up turning on each other. And it's just like the Internet, just like hypercharges, all of these kind of rises and falls with all these different social media characters. It's hard to keep up with basketball. You have the same rise and fall stuff, but the guys are making $50 million a year, and it's like, Kevin Durant's on the top of the world in 2018, and then he's down, and then he's up, and then he's down. Then he goes to Phoenix. It's going to be great. Now he's down. Oh, my God, they're trading him. Now he's going to. Maybe he gets traded to San Antonio in July. It's like, oh, Kevin Durant can teach Wembanyama how to win. And it's just like a fucking roller coaster. And maybe that's what LeBron was talking about. That the scrutiny and the roller coaster ride of all of this is really hard. And if you're the face, I'm sure it's a bigger roller coaster.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I can't imagine, though, not wanting to be the face. How could you be a pro athlete?

[Bill Simmons]

Well, that's where it gets. That's where it's hard to take it seriously, where it's like, so you didn't want this the whole time when you were doing Nike ads in 2003 and you did a special to Change teams. And so you weren't excited for this?

[Ryan Rosillo]

I was not surprised by that part of the quote, but whatever. I just like.

[Bill Simmons]

I like that he's candid, though. He. He definitely. He has so such a big platform now. When he talks about stuff, candidly, it really does have reactions that last two to three days. Sometimes he does make people think. I think that, you know, the Mind the Game pod, about some of the dialogue about that, about we had to do this pod to save basketball discourse. I take stuff like that probably a little bit personally because he's basically. I don't know. We spent, like, going back to Grayling in the ringer. We've tried to elevate discussion on pods and writing and all this stuff, and I think a lot of people have. So when somebody's saying nothing's elevated, you're kind of like, well, I mean, we're trying.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You know, I know that I care a lot about what we talk about on this, what I've talked about on my pods and the shows in the past. I mean, I really. I mean, I really cared about putting a lot of thought into what my opinions were going to be. And yet I always knew, like, oh, you don't, like, do you know what the help rules are? Do you know what all the terminology is?

[Bill Simmons]

Second April.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. Well, no. That kind of stuff. I used to. Really. And then I realized it's like, you're spending way too much time on this. Like, I would. I would study the CBA pretty religiously because I wanted to have it, like, down. And I used to have it down, and now I'm like, I think I'll be okay.

[Bill Simmons]

Remember we did that one podcast right after they changed the cba, and both of us were so freaked out, and we were doing. It was like, we were, like, trying to take a boat and cross the Pacific Ocean. We were like. But then there's this other. And we were, like, so nervous. We didn't understand it.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, because I felt like there's always the unintended consequences thing that is just hard to factor in. I was thinking about this the other day, like, the timeout before three minutes to go, where you lose the timeout. Because it was like, hey, here's Silver and the competition committee. I don't even know if that's what they call it. It's what the NFL does. But they decided, yeah, there's too many timeouts at the end of games. Like, let's take a timeout away from them. Okay, what happened? Everybody just calls it now. So you could come out of commercial break. One possession of the other team looks up and goes, oh, we're going to lose this timeout anyway.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So let's make sure we take it now. And so we're not getting any time back because the unintended consequence was that you ended up with coaches just going, I'll take it before I lose it. So now my solution would be just give them one less time out and then you'll be fine. And back to the original plan. Anyway, the reason I use that as an example is that whenever you're on the fly trying to read a CBA and the highlights from the whole thing, like, we were kind of going, this feels like a hard cap. And I was almost scared a little bit to go, is it a hard cap? Like, is. Is this going to be a hard cap? But yeah, back to the original thing. Like, look, man, I do put a lot of thought into this. I always wondered if you get to an age where I'd be like, you think at this age you'll just go like, ah, fuck it.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I watched the fourth quarter. Like, I'm good. I haven't read anything.

[Bill Simmons]

Like, there's definitely ways to cheat.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, right. And then I think about the guys that played and I think about the coaches and a lot of the people that work in our industry. You know, whether it's, you know, it's not a perfect parallel to it, but there's so many players that I'll listen to and go, okay, wait, you have a problem with me? And I didn't play. Like, have you heard your shit? Have you heard how dumb all your arguments? I mean, there's one person in particular that I'm thinking of right now. Like, if I really wanted to do a 10 minute monologue destroying this person's takes and how fucked they are, and I don't know what the motives are behind them, but, like, I could. But I really don't want to get into a fight with anybody about that kind of stuff. But that's. It almost brings me back. It's like being a screenwriter where you get really discouraged and then you're like, holy shit, they greenlit that. Open up the laptop.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, so I don't know. I don't know if we have the answer. I'm just. My point is, I think the NBA has always had a more than a twinge of negativity to it. And I think it has to do with the personalities and the experience of going to games and having those guys right in front of you and the Fact that there's a connection, that's just different. Baseball used to have it. I think the net has really hurt. I know why they have it. I get all the reasons. But the net is, is. Is just tough.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You think the net has ruined baseball?

[Bill Simmons]

I don't think it's ruined baseball. I think it's tough. I think it's tough.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I don't even notice it.

[Bill Simmons]

Really.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, man.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Think about it.

[Bill Simmons]

I used to love the energy of like, this might be the pitch where a foul ball comes over here or.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Oh, you like being on your toes.

[Bill Simmons]

Loved it. Nobody's on their toes anymore in baseball.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Middle linebacker.

[Bill Simmons]

People are just crossing the highway, not worried about getting hit by a car when they go to a baseball game. Now you just be on your phone for 20 minutes. You feel the energy around it. It's definitely different. Let's take one more break and then we got to talk about the Celtics weekend. So I'm going to give you biggest red flags for every contender. Just quickly, you tell me if you agree. I didn't prep you for this Cleveland lack of playoff experience. I would go. Which just jumps to your head immediately.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Which is the only thing. That's the only thing. I love them. I absolutely love them.

[Bill Simmons]

Now save that because I want to come back.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right.

[Bill Simmons]

Boston hunger, health and mileage would be my 3. Just the mileage on the guys from the hundred game season last year, the fact that they won last year. A team like Cleveland's just going to be a whiff hungrier. And the health of Porzingis and Drew, I think would be the three things that worried me. Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The only thing I would say, and it's not fair and it's probably because I watch them too much, but I think they get almost too hunt happy.

[Bill Simmons]

Where everything's happening 40ft from the basket. Oh, we got this.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I get it. Expose the weakness. Find the bad matchup. You have these two incredible on ball wings. You have a third guy in Derek White who can do some of that stuff too. I mean, they are when it is clicking on offense. I mean, the offensive numbers are outrageous. They're terrific. So who am I to sit here and discuss any of this stuff? I criticized some of it last year. It did not matter. But they can get so hunt happy that I wonder in the way basketball is connected, that if other players just watching somebody hunt the entire time, at least they take turns with it. Some teams will just have their main ball handler hunt the entire time. And it's. It's a minor thing that I Notice, but I'm probably too critical of it because there's no offensive number that tells you.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, yeah, like, oh, I like the term hunt. Happy. Congratulations on that. Here's. Here's. I agree with you, by the way. I wish they would just run plays every once in a while to mix it up. Like just every once in a while, just put Tatum at the foul line and give him a. Like a Dirk Nowitzki post up. Just so it's not the same thing over and over again where we're just hunting guys, hunting guys, hunting guys. Because I do think the defenses can get in the rhythm of knowing it's coming and figuring out tricks. So Denver, and we'll talk about that game in a second, but they just have no room for error at all. If they're not making threes, it gets tough if anyone, if Gordon's out or Murray's hurt or even Brown's hurt, it gets super tough for them. If Westbrook just sucks. It's almost like they can't, they can't fight it. And it's just, I think they could win three straight rounds. I think they could go 4 and 3 and three straight playoff series or 4 and 2. But it's not going to be a team that's like ripping through the playoffs. There's just too many ways it seems like it go wrong. Game to game would be my red flag.

[Ryan Rosillo]

They have lineups that they run out there where. And maybe it's a regular season thing. Look, no Aaron Gordon today, who's their best defensive player and has been shooting it well from three, but he's still somebody that I think teams are going to test. But, you know, so it's not entirely fair because Gordon's missed a couple games here, but they had a lineup where it was Michael Porter Jr. Surrounded by Westbrook Brown, who was great today, but I mean, what was his shot total?

[Bill Simmons]

Like if you go into a 22.

[Ryan Rosillo]

He took 22 shots. So if you're sitting there prepping out what you want to do against Denver, you're like, hey, if Christian Brown takes 22 shots, it's probably a win for us today, right? So It's Michael Porter Jr. Who I think is, you know, if you dig into his advanced stuff, he's not the same guy that he was the first couple years on the scene, even though defensively he was such a disaster then that Malone didn't really even trust him. I wouldn't say he's A plus, but I think he's a total coin toss guy. If he had 21 or he had three. I wouldn't be surprised. I also think he plays a little soft. But back to this lineup. So it's Porter Jr, Westbrook, Brown, DeAndre Jordan and Strother. And when you're looking at some of the three points shooting against these guys, like Westbrook's going to be open and when he hit his first three, I thought that was a bad sign for Denver with this stuff. You can also see Westbrook decide he's not comfortable shooting. You can also see Westbrook, you know, it's great that he's probably understood his role better here than a lot of the other places as he's tried to become a role player. Like I'd say what this is stop three as a role player because Washington east still was clearly the guy. You'll see him be in a hurry to force it back to Jokic, which is showing him being deferential the way that we weren't used to with so many of the prime Westbrook years. But I think it can also mess them up a little bit. So whether it was the Lakers matchup or the Boston matchup today again without Gordon isn't entirely fair. I have, I know you weren't expecting this long so I'm not going to go this long on the other ones. But I've talked about it being four teams because of the respect for Jokic and Denver was, was fourth in the FanDuel title odds. It's, it's those three and Denver's in like a sliver tier by themselves because I just don't think they're as good as Oklahoma City, Oklahoma City, Cleveland or Boston. And I don't see how they are going to be as good as those three teams.

[Bill Simmons]

I have them fourth as well. But I also feel the yokage piece when we get to a playoff where they just are playing the same team for two straight weeks, I think that's good for them.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You see the spacing stuff, man.

[Bill Simmons]

I know. Well, the thing that's alarming the open threes today, how many just wide open threes they took compared to. Do they even shoot 40%.

[Ryan Rosillo]

They were 2 for 11 on their first 11 wide open threes.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, that's, that's what would scare me if I'm them on the game.

[Ryan Rosillo]

They got it back to 34% but they're, they're last in the NBA in points from the three. So their percentage of points, however many they score a game, they have the last or the lowest total of points via the three pointer of anyone. And so then they come to a game like today, like that was going to be really weird if Boston had blown this because approach wise, hey, here's the plan. Here's what we want to have happen. It's exactly what you would hope to do to Denver. Like, yeah, great, you're.

[Bill Simmons]

And if I'm Denver, I feel great. It was a one possession game. I didn't have Gordon, who's my third most important guy. And I still, if I'm Denver and I know I can be in crunch time in the playoffs with Jokic and Porter and Gordon and Murray and Brown, I still feel really good about where I'm at. If I could just get into fourth quarters with those five guys, not get crushed on those Jokic minutes. But you know, even like somebody like Tory Craig feels like they could, could have helped them. I kind of like the Celtics sneaking out the Tory Craig move. I just, Denver doesn't have enough guys I trust. Okc, red flag. Just the second score. Lack of experience thing. Just ultimately, if they're down four on the road in a really big playoff game and a team is just swarming Shay and double teaming them, like, who's stepping up? I just want to see it. I'm not down on it, but we just haven't seen it. It's very similar to the Celtics last year. Just want to see what happens with that.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It'll be interesting if Shea gets his points, Jalen Williams gets his points. Chet, as you'd expect, taking a little time. I thought he was so great in that Brooklyn game when they gave up, what, 76 points to the Nets. Of all teams with this kind of defense, this historic differential defense based on the league averages, but it might just be. Does Isaiah, Joe Dort, Caruso, Aaron Wiggins, I mean, he's. I've joked about him being one of my favorite players, but as far as like a role guy and stepping up and then what he did in February, I mean, every time I watch a Thunder game, I'm always like, man, do.

[Bill Simmons]

You want to do favorite bench guys right now? Want to do a team? Because my favorite bench guy is Ty Jerome. Just hands down, Ty Jerome comes in and the score changes immediately. He does nine things. I love Ty Jerome. I think he's going to. I genuinely think he's going to make like $60 million this summer. I'm predicting that.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I too am fond of Ty Jerome. We have him on the pod coming up this week, by the way.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, nice. I'm a huge joining on Thursday. Great. I'm a huge fan. I love when he comes in. It's exactly. He's like the most pure bench guy in the league. Comes in, he's going to play his 8, 9 minutes. However long it is, he's going to affect the game. He's going to make a shot, he's going to have energy. And in that Friday night Celtic game, I was like, fuck, I hope they don't close with Ty Jerome, because Ty Jerome is a problem. By the way, Wiggins is up there for me as a favorite bench guy, too.

[Ryan Rosillo]

There was a moment when Ty Jerome was playing and trying to figure out where his basketball life was going to go. Van Gundy was on the broadcast and this is when I knew. I mean, again, anybody that watched him in college, he just. He's very different in that he. The play is open. There are options open on his plays that are longer, if that makes sense. Like, it's almost like a quarterback watching routes develop and he finds a way to give the receivers the extra beat to do whatever they need to do so that you're. You're still defending more shit than you want to defend with Jerome, and that's why he screws up so many of these defenses, because you're like, there's no way this is going to work. And it's a lot of that Nash wrong foot thing, or it's the takeoff to pass where guys started, remember, like almost running out of the way of Nash's drives. It actually opened up things for Nash because people were closing out and so freaked about his passing skills. And Jerome has these runners where everything is kind of wrong and then you don't really know what's supposed to happen. Anyway, Van Gunny was on a broadcast and it was almost like your grandfather watching Christina Hendricks on an episode of Mad Men for the first time. Like just this erotic slightly like the way Van Gundy talked about Ty Jerome's game, it was. It was like he needed a breath, like he needed a moment.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And they sing. It makes all the sense in the world. Like Cleveland when they came back, what was really interesting about that game, they went to 10 guys. I think 14 minutes into the game. Yeah, they were at 10 guys. And they're Friday night game you're talking about, right? They're depending. Maybe. Maybe you take a coral off the table. Shot selection, some of that stuff. Let's say nine. Nine of the guys for Cleveland now are really good.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah. Ty Jerome, Wiggins. I'm trying to think who else are my favorites. I still enjoy Quentin Grimes. I Wish he was on a good team. A bunch of the Detroit guys, they.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Play a million dudes. They're playing 11 guys.

[Bill Simmons]

Detroit brings their guys in and they're all playing really hard and they're ready to rough people up, get in fights.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Red flag set the tone.

[Bill Simmons]

Lakers is easy rim protection and defending the other team's point guard. If it's somebody who can get to the rim, I think it's going to be a problem for them that they could figure it out. And then Golden State turnovers and ball handling. They, they, they still have the dumbest turnovers. Doesn't matter who's on the team. They're just going to have dumb turnovers. They're going to have really bad turnovers and crunch time. I think it's aging Steve Kerr and like dog years watching. I think it drives.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Even when they were arguably the greatest team we've ever seen, they turned the ball over. But they also.

[Bill Simmons]

Fatal flaw for Steph, they played better.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Defense than everybody too, on top of being unguardable. So.

[Bill Simmons]

And then the last red flag. Memphis. I know you want to do some Memphis stuff really quick and then we'll, we'll circle back to the Friday, Sunday Celts games if there's anything left. But I. The job not being able to make outside shots doesn't seem like it. And how everything is so dependent on him just getting to the rim. I just feel like it's going to be easy to stop in a playoff series and it for me lowers their ceiling.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I've watched him a lot. The last, I don't know, 10 plus days. I watched the Clippers loss, I watched the Phoenix win. I watched the Phoenix win in overtime. The Knicks lost, which could have gone either way and they lose to San Antonio. But John didn't play last night, right? I don't think Ja or Bane played. That's right. Yeah. Because Bane was in a sick, sick hoodie. I want to be fair about Memphis, you know, because I think that the most dismissive thing you could say is, hey, they've never done shit. Because I hear it a lot. Like if I talk to teams like, hey, who do you like? Who do you not like? What would you think about this matchup? Whatever. There's a lot of never done shit about a million different teams. Because you know what it's really hard to do win. It's hard to actually do shit. Like you could even. I don't even know how Windhorse like again, it's not a criticism of Windhorse, but I was a little shocked at how often, like, he was talking about how disrespected the Thunder was. Whereas once they get into the playoffs, that a lot of this stuff isn't going to work. And that one I don't quite understand. I don't think it's even fair to judge the Thunder as some finished product.

[Bill Simmons]

Did he say that about this season's Thunder?

[Ryan Rosillo]

He said about. I mean, do I have to bring up the quote? Because it's. I brought it up with Slater. I'm just surprised I brought it up with Slater this week where he. He was basically saying, like, again, it's not like he's pulling the entire league, but it's like a player thing. There's just players that look at the Thunder, look at their regular season success. Now, last year, you could point to it and go, hey, look at their health and look at their available guys. Like, they had basically played Sacramento, had one of those seasons where it's like, okay, you've basically ceilinged out 10 out of 10.

[Bill Simmons]

Your luck factor.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I don't understand. Like, why wouldn't. Shay Shea's just going to be as good? Maybe he has a.

[Bill Simmons]

This happened to Boston last year, though.

[Ryan Rosillo]

What do you mean?

[Bill Simmons]

There's just this weird with that. When you say, like, around the league, there's a feeling like there's not a total respect. This was the Boston situation last year.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So what?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Which team has not won that? People were like, hey, that team's gonna get it done.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, this.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Does it ever happen?

[Bill Simmons]

This circles back to the Cleveland piece of it, because I think Cleveland is fucking terrifying. I've said this to you.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Are you ready to pick them over Boston in a series?

[Bill Simmons]

I want to see who's healthy on the Boston side.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Okay, look, let's just, like, if you.

[Bill Simmons]

Everybody the head right now, like, what do I think is going to happen? I think it's going to be really hard to win a Game seven in Cleveland. I think Mitchell could not be less afraid of the Boston Celtics, and he's been this way for most of the decade. He loves playing them. They have two awesome guards, one who didn't play Friday, and they have length with swings and they can't stop him. And if it gets to a situation where there's a couple big playoff games in a series, he's going to think he can beat whoever the best Boston guy is. And he did it on Friday night. He was the best guy on the floor. In the second half, they have length. Mobley's better. Mobley was awesome in that fourth quarter. On Friday, you see what else they.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Did, too, is they sat Allen to close.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, well, that. But there was no Porzingis, no Drew. So it's. It's hard to overreact one way or the other. But the Mitchell piece and their bench, which is real Hunter, who has always done pretty well against the Celts, who has size, who can at least make guys think and they don't have to play a court. Toro, I think Cleveland's really good. And you know what? What my other reason is they only have 10 losses. It's March 2nd. Cleveland's good. They should be the favorite. And Boston is the favorite on FanDuel. They're minus 1 50. Cleveland's plus 2 70. I think Boston could be Cleveland.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, but think about that sentence. Like, did you think you would be saying that? I think Boston could beat Cleveland.

[Bill Simmons]

I think they could, right? No, but Boston was the prohibitive favorites, and the odds have not caught up to Cleveland yet. They're plus 270, and they're going to have home court advantage in any Boston series. That's a real thing.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right? Go ahead.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, I like the way they match up against okc, too. There's some Garland stuff with them that Boston, they really went after it in the Friday game where they were like, we're just going to attack him, we're going to bully him, we're going to use our wings. And. And the refs were awful. My dad was the most upset about the refs that he's been in two years coming home. Could not believe Tatum had five free throws. Look, you can excuse that game any way you want. That was an awesome win for Cleveland like that to fall down like they did to have Tatum, do they get the fuck out of here thing. And then for them to come back and them knowing that Mitchell might be the best guy in the series, if you're just talking about who can score in a fourth quarter on both sides. So if I'm Cleveland, I'm, like, delighted by how the season's going.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So Mitchell this season, in three games against Boston, is averaging 36, 7 and on 50 and 38% feels even better. Splits.

[Bill Simmons]

He's getting all the shots he wants. He gets the threes he wants. He gets the matchups he wants. He gets the runners he wants. He can get to the rim. And this will be like, you did that Drew Holiday extension, right? You did it to make him feel good about last season, heading in the playoffs. But ultimately you're trying to go back to back, and that's A lot of money for a guy who's 34 who's got now like a fucked up finger. But this is. That's going to be the series for Jrue Holiday, that Mitchell series. What he can do against Mitchell will be the entire contract. Because I don't think anyone else. White doesn't seem like he can get a handle on him. And they're just putting everybody else in switches and it's going to have to be Holiday.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I think first of all, he's just that good. Okay. Like the best version of him. He also rejects the screen in that Dwayne Wade way where I think when you're really good at that. Cause I just don't know that there's enough like guys that understand when you turn the screen down and you go the other way. He also splits it, you know, again, I'm not trying to compare him to Kobe because Kobe would split screens in ways.

[Bill Simmons]

You were just like, oh my God, it's mid 2000s. Wade with three point range is what he reminds me of. Cause he can get, he can get to the basket, he can get in the paint, but he also has this three point shot that Wade never had. And he's just so athletic and it just. Who is the right guy to guard him when he's feeling it?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, it's probably not Hauser. As good as Hauser holds up. Like, that was one of the things that I was looking at the last two days with Boston where you okay every one of these Hauser minutes or every one of these curl handoffs where you're getting Cornette trying to figure out which side of the paint he's going to try to contest a shot on like those are Porzingis and Drew minutes. So even if Drew doesn't end up on him, you're now switching into whatever version of this was. And now pre DeAndre Hunter. I didn't care what Mitchell did. I didn't care about what the regular season stuff. And again, it had gone Boston's way. So you could at least point to that as evidence. But there was always a bad matchup waiting for Cleveland, whether it was finding Garland or Streuss having to start on Jalen Brown or, you know, Allen is on Tatum, they clearly like bringing Allen all the way out away from the rim. And then if the Mobley lineup is out there with Allen trying to keep him pinned to a three point shooter. So like, basically you can't have Allen or Mobley ever freelance to the rim. And I actually think in the matchups where Tatum Had Allen like he did a really good job with it because if he wasn't going to be able to finish at the rim, he kind of knew and he had a massive game there. But that was Hunter.

[Bill Simmons]

That was one of the best Tatum games he's ever had. He was like. He was just the matchups and spots he was picking. I thought he was incredible in that game.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But now that they have these Hunter minutes and they closed with Mobley, Hunter and then the guards, because Garland played and had his moments even though he's been hunted. And then you have. So Cleveland now has put together spacing options and the Hunter part of it, even though it was expensive. I love that they did this because now it's like, look, nobody's stopping Tatum necessarily. But at least you have somebody size wise who has a defensive thing to him.

[Bill Simmons]

It's a chore to score against him and he can shoot threes.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Look, the point is, is even without Porzingis and Drew in there and maybe it feels like a mistake. Cleveland's the favorite.

[Bill Simmons]

I agree with you. I couldn't believe the odds. I couldn't believe they were plus 270 with home court. I was stunned. The thing you mentioned, 25, three and then you win on the road. I'm glad you mentioned the Allen not playing in crunch time because I actually thought there was a chance they were going to bench Garland in crunch time and play Ty Jerome because he was so good in that game. They have different lineups. They can do right. They can go a little smaller, they go a little bigger. They can go big in their backcourt. If they feel like Garland is too much of a defensive liability and Mitchell's feeling it, they can just yank them. And I think Atkinson has a real feel for what the team is, but.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And he has all these different options. I guess I just don't like the default. And I'm guilty of it too. Like we have a really hard time with new. It's hard to be ahead of everybody going, you know what like. But if I were to listen to somebody be like, Cleveland hasn't done it, Boston has. And that be the reason.

[Bill Simmons]

That's not a reason.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It's ignoring a lot of basketball stuff.

[Bill Simmons]

There's not a reason now. One thread I was on was convinced that Joe Maz didn't play Tori Craig in that fourth quarter and did all that Hauser stuff. Cause he didn't care about the game. Cause they're the two seed anyway. He wanted Cleveland. Cause Joe Maz is, you know, he. He looks at things completely different than everybody else. But he's like, I don't really care about this game. I'm going to try this and see if it works. If it doesn't work, I just won't do it. If we're actually in a playoff series, the Porzingis piece, I think, is still going to be a genuine problem for the Cavs if he's healthy, that's the matchup. Because the other thing is he allows. When Mitchell's going to the basket now, there's somebody coming over with their hand up who's just a little bit of a different person to contend with.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And if they want to go double big, you. You still have to respect. You obviously have to respect Porzingis. Like, you feel like Boston has the stretch options and we might be both making mistake declaring Cleveland the favor right now. The whole point is being out, but I just think they're that good, man.

[Bill Simmons]

If we're doing percentages and It's. We're going 100%, 100% percentages, Boston, Cleveland, that's it. I would say it's like you love when I do this. I would say it's like I'm writing it down.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I got my pen.

[Bill Simmons]

I would say it's 55, 45, Cleveland. In my mind, I think there's more outcomes when Cleveland beats Boston than vice versa. And I think that Game 7 in Cleveland really matters. And everyone always discounts this shit. And we've had some upsets. We had Minnesota go into Denver and beat them in a Game seven. Like, I. I know there's games where that happens, but Mitchell, this might be like a Mitchell year. I wouldn't rule it out. And it's also. He's an interesting MVP guy now because it's obviously Shane Joker as the top two and I think Tatum's third. But if Cleveland ends up like 67 and 15 with all the stuff, you almost have to have a cab in the top, it'd be weird for them not to have someone in the top three. So it would. And it's clearly Mitchell, but amazing year by him. Kudos to him. I was a little iffy on him last year with some of the decision making. This year I'm not.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, they went to seven games at Orlando.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And Orlando, who, if you really want to have a bad time, watch them on offense this season. It's funny, too, because Cleveland ran the zone where they had Ty Jerome and Sam Merrill at the top of the zone. And you're looking at Orlando's options and you're like, I know with the zone it can like mess you up a little bit. And also screws up Orlando's offense that their top two usage guys are 30% each from three and Paolo and Franz. So that's going to put a dent in your plans. But I was watching this going, how can you guys not figure out a way to attack friend of the pod Sam Merrill and soon to be friend of the pod Tyrone? Like how I know they're in zone but like teams will stop screening with zone or they'll stop cutting. They just get freaked out. I mean Orlando's offense is terrible against everybody in every incarnation. But this is, this is one of those deals where you're like everything seems to be working out for them and they can be a really like, you know, we could say how depth is overrated in the playoffs, but there's nothing to me that's overrated about options. And they have depth in lineups.

[Bill Simmons]

Lineup options.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. And okay, you think about things too.

[Bill Simmons]

You think about that Friday game and again no Drew, no KP. But Tatum had 46, 16, nine and the Celtics lost at home. Like that's a little alarming. Tatum had I think the best all around regular season game I've ever seen him have. And especially the rebounds with him which just every game now it feels like he's going to get to 10 plus rebounds and seven plus assists. His decision making was amazing. And the Celtics still lost. So if I'm Cleveland, I feel great about that. All right, I think we agree on that. And I would still have okc. I guess the last piece we, we didn't talk about and we probably should really quick is just maybe there's not a lot to talk about that the Lakers, I just think both of us are taking them seriously as a, as a real playoff team. Just because it's two weeks. You just have to go four and three to get to the next round. Is that a team that can go four and three every two weeks? I think it is. So I'm taking them seriously. Whether I still feel like Denver's above them and I like your idea of Denver being in the slight layer under the top three. I would still have them fourth. Whether you know, like under tier it or whoever. And then Lakers Golden State is the next two. I just think is how I'd have it. I wouldn't have the Knicks with those two.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I just don't know how the Knicks defense is going to be enough.

[Bill Simmons]

Too easy.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I know they have Mitchell back now and the lack of depth is right.

[Bill Simmons]

Let's see. If Mitchell's there in round one, then I'm going to reconsider, But I just don't trust it. Do you?

[Ryan Rosillo]

That's a massive leap to be like, that team is going to get through, I mean, unless somebody does them a favor. So they only have to face one of the two top teams to get through it.

[Bill Simmons]

But how focused are you on Pistons, Knicks? Cause I'm like, a 10 out of 10.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I love watching the Knicks, though. Like, even with 90 tons, I. That Knicks Memphis game the other night, that's awesome. We didn't really do a very good job on the Memphis thing. So let me just end it this way.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

There's so much that I like about the team. I think Bane is just solid all the time. I don't know that Aldama gets enough credit. You know, they're working a couple other pieces in. I think the Edie thing is still not necessarily great. And I don't know if it's because.

[Bill Simmons]

Bill Gurley, he was out there in crunch time that on Friday night, I was shocked.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Bill Gurley had kind of a tweet that was like, I'm really smart, and you draft guys are kind of fucking morons. And it was like, the general premise of, like, overthinking something and ultimately becoming wrong when he was taken. And it's like, look, man, I think you're not really understanding the NBA part of this, where there's a lot of teams that'll sit there in the war room going, hey, the guy we're about to draft is not nearly as good as the guy we're passing on. All right? Yeah, like, they know this. These teams are not as stupid as people want to make them out to be. But if you're a team that doesn't have a track record of attracting free agents, right? So you're not a destination franchise. You never use caps based on anybody. Maybe you don't have necessarily trade assets. The reason why players like Edie would go a little bit later in a draft, which we've already covered some of this stuff before, is because you feel like they're already close to their ceiling and. And you're like, hey, I know that Amen Thompson is this, or Asser Thompson is this. But what if. What if this raw, like, 1% athlete who we like his personality, like, what? And I'm not comparing, like, Thompson going where he went. And, you know, it's also different draft classes, but there's. There's something you have to understand with teams that when they're selecting guys, they know the mistake they're potentially making, but they're thinking about the high ceiling part because the addition of talent is so incredibly challenging in this league. More challenging. It's tougher to be a GM in basketball than any of the other sports. So for teams that are watching E. What's that?

[Bill Simmons]

I'd go football.

[Ryan Rosillo]

No way.

[Bill Simmons]

I think it's so hard to draft in football. It just seems like it's a fucking crapshoot. But can you imagine having a top four quarter, top four pick right now trying to decide whether you're going to get fired if K. Moore doesn't work out for you?

[Ryan Rosillo]

You want to do this? I don't know that you're prepared to do this with me.

[Bill Simmons]

I just think it's harder. I'm not willing to get in an hour debate about it. I just think there's more players, there's more positions.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, but the cap thing is the same for everybody. Okay? There's no soft part of it. There's no, like, there's no massive advantage in the five destination cities in the NFL that you have in the NBA. So if you're a Have not in the NBA, like Utah can be putting together the best plan ever. Is anyone ever signing there?

[Bill Simmons]

Right.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The NFL doesn't have that. You don't even have real free agency in the NFL. So on top of, like, when a guy wants a trade, like, hey, or we'll just franchise you and you can miss out on like a top five salary at your position. So Belichick took.

[Bill Simmons]

Belichick took the Kill Harry over DK Metcalf and AJ Brown.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, but he. He's. He can't drive receivers, so that's not a good argument.

[Bill Simmons]

Belichick traded out of the Trent McDuffie pick and passed up on George Carlaftis to take Cole. Strange. I just think the draft is like. It almost like breaks their brains how stupid some of this shit is. NBA. NBA is more simple. It's like you're going like your Ed point. Do we want to take a guy who has a chance to be potentially like an awesome guy someday, or do we just take 12 and 9 from Zach Edie for the next five years? Memphis was like, that sounds great. We'll do that. Right?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Because then it becomes a debate, is it easier to draft in the NBA or are they better at it? And I just. When it comes down to the quarterback part of it, it's something that we can't criticize. Front officers are getting wrong. It's the process of evaluating these guys is just no one's figured it out. It's too flawed of a thing. All the, It'd like be watching somebody run really fast in basketball and his dunks are awesome. And then being like, look at all that athleticism and quick twitch stuff. Now he'll be good at quarterback.

[Bill Simmons]

But we both like Dede.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

We both thought Edie was a rotation guy.

[Ryan Rosillo]

We thought he was a rotation guy but a closing guy for the Memphis Grizzlies. And that I did not see, sir.

[Bill Simmons]

That I did not see, sir.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And he's also, you know, one of the best post players we've seen in college basketball recently.

[Bill Simmons]

He's got good hands.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Do you want to guess how many post ups he has per game right now in the league?

[Bill Simmons]

Doesn't seem like a lot.

[Ryan Rosillo]

1.6.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So you're drafting him and you're asking him to post up 1.6 times per game.

[Bill Simmons]

Well, it's a weird thing with JA because all JOTAs is go to the basket. So then you have Zach Edie just kind of wandering around. Not, not, not great. You can't really post up Zach Edie and have John Morant.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Another thing for my NFL NBA thing, we have seven conversations going on at once here.

[Bill Simmons]

By the way, it's two hours into the pod. I'm groggy.

[Ryan Rosillo]

You can't bring in a new coach in the NBA with basically the same roster and then just be a completely different team. And there's also the math of the games where a team, a couple one score possession games go their way. All of a sudden you're a four win team and you go to like a nine win team and you're just like, man, we really figured it out. It's like now actually just recover more fumbles. But right there's, there's very little that you can do. And then also look in the NBA with the way the drafting works. The second round guys, again, the second round thing was like the most overrated thing ever. And people just love that Hanky was stockpiling all these second round picks. But it was so fucking stupid. There's no NBA draft part where you're like, oh, in the fourth round are we grabbed an all pro middle linebacker.

[Bill Simmons]

Right?

[Ryan Rosillo]

That doesn't happen. So I don't, I don't know. Maybe we can, maybe we can do this on thehitshowringer.com Team debate.

[Bill Simmons]

Team debate. I don't know. The more drafts I watch, sometimes it seems easier than ever. Like Zach 80 clearly was going to be a rotation guy. I couldn't believe there was even a dialogue about it. He's seven foot five and he has good hands. You're going to get four good years out of him.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Wait, so now I don't even know if we're arguing the same zone. Zach, Eaty point, do you. How about we do this? Do you like Memphis in the playoffs?

[Bill Simmons]

No, I don't. I don't like Memphis or Houston. I just think it's too early for both of them.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But is it too early for Memphis? Because that's something like this has been a very weird three year stretch for this team. Okay.

[Bill Simmons]

Say the least.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. So you go back to 22 and I always liked Memphis. I like their rawness, their anti establishment, you know, the next generation of, of grit and grind. And then when they played whoop that trick in Game 5 against Golden State.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah. And I, I actually, I think I did a monologue because Chris Vernon sent me just a tear emoji after the open where I went, I want Golden State to beat their fucking brains in.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

When they play in game six. Because I was like, you guys are really, really feeling yourself.

[Bill Simmons]

Your dad's 32 in a series. Maybe don't play.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It was, it was elimination game 31 to 3 2. But it was, it was a lot. It was a lot from those guys. And so then you have the jaw issues, then you have the injury issues. And so like that was a. They had a seed not that long ago when they were hurt against the Lakers. Right. Where no one gave them a chance necessarily in that series. That was the Dylan Brooks thing.

[Bill Simmons]

Pretty banged up.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Everybody, everybody ended up not liking him all that much. So this is kind of like year four of this group. But I don't know that it's like, oh, they're incapable because they haven't done anything. When they weren't really fully formed in all these.

[Bill Simmons]

Don't you feel like they're a regular. They're like a regular season team that I just have less faith in the playoffs about because of. I don't know. I just think teams are going to have better options in crunch time when we get to April, May and they're trading baskets in the fourth quarters. I just don't think their defense is as good as I thought it was going to be. The teams put up big point numbers on them. You notice that they're way more run and gun than I think I was expecting from them this year. Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But they're defensive numbers because I looked it Up.

[Bill Simmons]

No, I know, but they'll have these games where they're like 126 to 1 25, shit like that. That Knicks game was a wild game. That was like, not a. I will say was not a defensive game. Yeah. So I got. I have the same six that I had before and Nick's. Hey, if Robinson looks awesome for them, maybe we could reevaluate that in a month. You want to do a quick deep dive before we go?

[Ryan Rosillo]

I do. What do you want?

[Bill Simmons]

You go. We can do it fast. We'll do it in like three minutes.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I just. I'm still on the pyramids, to be honest with you.

[Bill Simmons]

Okay. Any. Any new news with the pyramids?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, just because, like, the last guy that built the pyramid after his, you know, the lineage of rulers, he was like, okay, well, my grandfather did this and then my father did this. So how about we do this? I'll build a slightly smaller pyramid just because the other guys, like, you really had to sacrifice. Because basically people were like, hey, these pyramids take a fucking long time and a lot of resources, and maybe this isn't the sweetest deal for your constituents. Right. So I like that it was almost like an ideological shift of the pharaohs that it was like, if we're going to do a pyramid, how about a little smaller?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

It felt like a real transition of like, I still got to do one. I still got to do one, but I'm going to take it easy on you guys.

[Bill Simmons]

Did they ever master the pyramids? Was there ever a moment where, like, with baseball where they. They just figured out guys got to get on base, and that's get on base any way you can.

[Ryan Rosillo]

So is there a pyramid?

[Bill Simmons]

Is there a pyramid version of OBP.

[Ryan Rosillo]

That matches not putting the ball in play in too many relievers?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, that's my question.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right at the end of the third dynasty. Maybe I could have my tables wrong, but, yeah, I'll check on that. What do you got?

[Bill Simmons]

Ben and I watched Shane Gillis on SNL last night and had a great time and laughed a lot. And I started thinking about how I think he could have been the biggest star on the show in the last 10 years. And that set me down a long deep dive of how he didn't end up on the show. And then was watching different clips.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Here we go.

[Bill Simmons]

And there was, well, yeah, we'll leave that aside there. But there's all this different videos and stuff, and one of them Was this like 2 minute video of Louis CK just blistering Shane Gillis. Like half. Half fun, but half whatever. Because he was so mad that he was doing an ad, but also about to throw the podcast to a Patreon. And he was like, how much money do you need to make from this podcast? Do you really need the money that bad? And Shay Ghost is like, I actually. But I was just down this whole Shane Gillis rabbit hole thinking about how interesting it would have been if he had just become like Will Ferrell on snl. And I don't think I was alone with that last night because I thought some of the stuff last night was great. The monologue was as awkward as it's ever been. It's just such a bizarre fit of performer and audience. Like, whoever's in that crowd where they're just band behind them, which a lot of people were pointing out, the band's like, can we laugh at that one? Can we do that? But his sketches and the couple of beers thing was fucking great. I thought they really felt like they were pushing the envelope a little bit in a way that reminded me of some of the best eras of the show. And it was just like, man, this would have been so interesting if there's this alternate universe where he's just on the shit, nothing happens, he never says the dumb shit and then never comes back to haunt him. And he's just on the show, just kind of doing that same ride like Will Ferrell did and Phil Hartman, some of these other guys. What would have been the destiny of that? Anyway, I was deep diving that for an hour last night because I couldn't sleep.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I saw the couple beers thing. I haven't watched it yet. I did watch the monologue because, I mean, he even talked about the first monologue. I think he was nervous. Like, it was shocked. He's so good. I've seen him, I think four times now whenever he's around, like, I want to make sure I can go check it out. And look, I like him, but last night I think there's still this disconnect of people can't understand where he's at. And even though it's too.

[Bill Simmons]

It's like that stop start thing he does, if you're not used to it, you're kind of like, what's he doing?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah, there was obviously peak. Whatever political lines you want to argue like SNL was aligned with. I think there was a peak where it was probably like a lot for anybody. Like, I remember they did a news. A weekend news thing or whatever, and they went to some correspondent that was talking about the movie lineup. And that essentially every movie was centered around white male rage, right?

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

And so whoever the correspondent was that was doing the spoof was just yelling, like, white male rage. White male. And I wasn't offended as a white male. I was offended because it was so fucking stupid. It just wasn't funny at all. I felt like because of wherever we were at in our discussions, at least as a country at the time, it was like, almost a cool thing to try to do, and it just didn't work. It wasn't really funny. And now I've looked at different SNL clips. It's like, oh, you can see the shift a little bit. Be like, maybe 100%, maybe some of this pandering stuff that we were doing. Or maybe it was people internally that worked on the show were like, no, these are important things, like we're going to do. You can see there's been a very clear shift. Shift of like, let's actually start making fun of both sides a little bit more than we were. So then I don't know if that sets the tone for, like, what Gillis is walking into, but I think some people look at Gillis and think, wasn't he talks about Trump when he comes out and says, I'm going to miss Trump being in debates? That for some people, it's like this massive red flag that goes off, like, oh, this guy's a Trump guy. You know, he's white, he's from pa. Like, clearly he's a Trump guy.

[Bill Simmons]

Then he goes right for Biden right after.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Right? So I don't think, first of all, I don't think he's as conservative as some people think he is. And the way that, like, that'll ha. Like, it'll happen with certain people. Like, they'll already be, like, triggered to go, oh, no. Like, this is a Trump. A pro Trump comedian out here. Because he just said, I'm gonna. And then he makes fun of Trump the whole fucking time. So he's kind of just making fun of everybody there the whole time. I'd ask you this, though. Like, him getting bounced. I knew who he was, but not as. As good. And then pretty quickly I was like, man, this guy is. He's probably my favorite going right now. I think he's really smart on top of being like, the guys that play the goofy thing, but also are incredibly smart with the way they structure the stuff that they're doing is always going to, like, make me want, like, I'm like, okay, I'm in. This isn't just set up setup, joke or whatever. I think there's some layers of the stuff that he's doing that's really impressive to me. But do you think, do you think that changed? Because it, at the time, it felt like. And I'm doing a bad job of this. That was the best thing that happened to him because it put him on everybody's radar. But you think the long term ceiling for him back to the Zach Edie thing.

[Bill Simmons]

I don't think it was the best thing. I think, I think it was bad for him.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Okay, you do go.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, I do. I, I think it set him back a couple years, but, and, but ultimately became part of his story and he got over it. But, you know, I don't think it was. I don't think it was good for him. The thing that really helped him was putting that comedy special on YouTube. And it was just great. The one. I think he did it in Austin, whatever that was. The one when Ben was like, who's this guy? And we were just, we would watch it over and over again and we thought it was just so fucking funny. Like the Trump stuff, everything.

[Ryan Rosillo]

The ISIS thing. When I saw the ISIS thing live in Arizona, I mean, he just had everybody. I mean, his whole premise was. And again, like, that's a pretty good example of what we're talking about. I don't think he actually is cheering for isis.

[Bill Simmons]

Right, right.

[Ryan Rosillo]

But his whole story and playing it out of getting you to understand why he's rooting for ISIS for all of the reasons that he's laying out, like, that's brilliant shit, man.

[Bill Simmons]

Yeah, well, and that's also. That was the bones of SNL and it was a lot of the SNL 50 stuff. When they're going back through the old cast and you think like that 70s cast, especially part of what made. Made that great was they just didn't give a shit. They tried everything. And now do you think he has.

[Ryan Rosillo]

A Sandler, like, potential Sandler timeline that's not reachable now?

[Bill Simmons]

What do you mean?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Well, if he's, if he's the main guy and he's really funny, he's on SNL for 10 years, feels long today.

[Bill Simmons]

I think it would have been like five years and I think he probably would have done standup stuff. And then I don't know what the next thing is, but I think he'd be. I think it would have been really good for him. And I also think the show needed somebody like him, which was, I think the reason the new Lorne book that came out has A little piece on it. Like he wanted a different type of cast member than they had and somebody that did a lot of stuff Shane did. So I think it would have been really good for him. I also think he would have played Trump, which would have been huge for him because he's really good at it and you've seen him do it a bunch of times. Anyway, good deep dive. Anything you gotta plug before we go, Tyrone.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Oh, Les Claypool Primus Tuesday. Birdie taped it.

[Bill Simmons]

Really?

[Ryan Rosillo]

Yeah.

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, congrats. We're. Good luck with a facial hair. I will see you in a week. We'll see what's changed in the world of basketball. Good to see you. Thanks to Ceruti and Kyle and Gahao as well. Don't forget you can watch this on the Bill Simmons YouTube channel and you can watch it as a video on Spotify as well. I will see you new rewatchables coming Monday night. We did an Oscar winner. Priscilla. I'll text you about it. Keeping it secret.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Who did you. Who do you want to win the Oscar?

[Bill Simmons]

Oh, we're taping this for the Oscar. I. I was really hoping Mikey Madison would win best actress because I thought that was the best performance I saw this year. But it doesn't seem like as we're taping this doesn't seem like she's going to win.

[Ryan Rosillo]

I thought she was great.

[Bill Simmons]

I thought she was awesome.

[Ryan Rosillo]

Best. Best pick.

[Bill Simmons]

I think Onora is going to win and by default was part. But I didn't see the Brutalists, so I'm not going to pretend I'm Wesley Morris. I just still didn't see it. I will at some point. I just didn't see it and I didn't do the thing where it's like I got to see every movie before. I just didn't get to it yet. I'll say it at some point. What do you have?

[Ryan Rosillo]

I only watched those two movies. Oh, I saw Dune. Saw Dune. Saw Chalamet at the Lakers game.

[Bill Simmons]

I know.

[Ryan Rosillo]

He was sitting a couple rows in front of me. Yeah, I wanted to go up to him and be like, hey, here's the deal. It's not about me. Will you go on with Bill?

[Bill Simmons]

Here's Come on with both of us. Yeah.

[Ryan Rosillo]

No, no. I want you to just. I want you to. I want you to hunt him like Darius Garland. I think it's very clear Chalamet would come on with you if he knew the request was in. I feel like people don't know how.

[Bill Simmons]

Big of a. I think there's a pretty big PR armada. Yeah, yeah, it's, I'm not worried about it.

[Ryan Rosillo]

They're turning out everything but any kid that waits outside MSG to meet Amari stoudemire when he's 10 or 11, that guy wants to go. He already name checked you. So this is, this is an auto. So I thought, is there any way I'll get a. But as I've gotten older, I'm like, I'm never going up to anybody anymore because it just, it, yeah, doesn't work. You can come up to me. I'll be over here.

[Bill Simmons]

Here, Priscilla. See you next Sunday.

[Ryan Rosillo]

See.

[Bill Simmons]

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