B&T Extra: A Stupid World record, 521 Languages, & the Shutup Song

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show Extra - March 4, 2026

Episode: A Stupid World Record, 521 Languages, & the Shut Up Song

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Overview

This B&T Extra takes a hilarious and irreverent dive into some of the more bizarre and entertaining stories shared on The BOB & TOM Show. The main focus is a new Guinness World Record: a Danish father’s 23-minute song professing "I love you" in 521 languages. The team shares their takes, samples the song, reminisces about their own “language” songs, and tangents into discussions about global languages and quirks of translation. Of course, there's a healthy dose of the show's signature banter and comedic riffing throughout, plus a segment on a, shall we say, vibrating new piece of musical tech.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "You're There" Song

• [02:10-04:38]
  • Performer: Philip Halloon
    A comedic original song describes a partner who is always—perhaps too much—present:

    “I want to turn the stereo on, but you’re there. I gotta get in to use the john, but you’re there.”

    • Bob Kevoian interrupts with laughter as the song builds:

    “How much damn togetherness! The one-man stand!” (03:37)

  • The song gets more outrageous, ending in a punchline about a partner’s “big fat ass blocking out the light.”

2. Guinness World Record: 521 Languages in One Song

• [04:38-13:52]
  • Bob Kevoian introduces the record:

    “A devoted father living in Denmark has broken the Guinness World Record for the most languages featured in one song... telling his son ‘I love you’ in 521 different languages.” (05:00)

  • Tom Griswold reviews the song:

    “Honestly, no [it isn’t any good].” (05:36)

  • Jokes fly about the practicalities and length:

    “[It] must be longer than ‘Mountain Jam’ on the Allman Brothers Eat a Peach album.” (05:39, Bob) “How could it have a melody?” (06:19, Kristi) “It doesn’t. It’s in A minor.” (06:22, Tom deadpans)

  • The gang listens to snippets, trying (and failing) to recognize any of the languages:

    “All I heard was carne asada.” (09:35, Bob on the linguistic confusion)

  • The segment is full of riffs on the pointlessness of verifying 521 languages and goofs about how anyone can keep listening:

    “Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and listen to this and act like you love it? Yeah, thanks dad.” (09:35, Bob) “He’s gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.” (09:46, Jason)

3. Language Trivia and Esperanto

• [07:53-08:38]
  • A detour on artificial languages:

    “Esperanto was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace.” (08:03, Bob)

  • Kristi muses:

    “Oh, do you think Esperanto was in his 520 languages?” (08:34, Kristi)

4. Bob’s “Shut Up” Song & Playing with Translation

• [11:43–13:13 & 15:43–17:25]
  • Bob recounts creating a song with “shut up” in many languages, including consulting a college professor for accuracy:

    “I had to pay a lady to help me write that... She was a college professor and she knew all these languages.” (11:55-12:09, Bob)

  • He plays a clip:

    “In France, they’ll say ‘ferme la gueule.’ In Athens, you’ll hear ‘skamos.’ In Berlin, it’s ‘halten sie den schnauzer.’... Let me translate for you, darling: Shut up.” (15:59–16:52, Singer/Bob)

  • Q&A about translations and dialects splinters into humor about which languages and dialects make the world record possible.

5. Tom’s Brief Multilingual Bit

• [14:18-15:24]
  • Tom runs through the word “vagina” in multiple languages, with comedic exaggeration about how many are identical or similar:

    “In Portuguese, it’s vagina. In Italian, it’s vagina. A pizza!” (15:08, Bob)

6. Tech Talk: The Musical Sex Toy

• [17:42-20:26]
  • Kristi Lee covers a news brief on a new sex toy that plays music internally:

    “It’s being called the world’s first internal player... you can purchase it for $339 for the single kit, $599 for the couples kit. Purchases come with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment, and an external massage attachment...” “You know what it sounds like when you’re outside the lady and she’s playing that? Pick a song, any song...” (20:14-20:23, Tom/Bob/Kristi)

  • The group riff about other bodily musical inventions, referencing the “bone phone” and the evolution of portable music devices.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the world record song:

  “Honestly, no.” (Is the song any good?) – Tom Griswold [05:36]

  “All I heard was carne asada.” – Bob Kevoian [09:35]

  “Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and listen to this and act like you love it? Yeah, thanks dad.” – Bob Kevoian [09:35]

  “He’s gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.” – Jason [09:46]

  “Esperanto was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace.” – Bob Kevoian [08:03]

• On translation and language humor:

  “I had to pay a lady to help me write that... She was a college professor and she knew all these languages.” – Bob Kevoian [11:55]

  “In Portuguese, it’s vagina. In Italian, it’s vagina. Vagina. A pizza!” – Bob Kevoian [15:08]

  “Let me translate for you, darling: Shut up.” – (Song lyric) [16:52]

• On the sex toy/music tech:

  “It’s being called the world’s first internal player... you can purchase it for $339 for the single kit, $599 for the couples kit...” – Kristi Lee [17:42-19:36] “...Comes with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment and an external massage attachment along with the external speaker. So you got everything going on there.” – Kristi Lee [20:05]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:10-04:38] – “You’re There” comedic song
• [04:38-13:52] – Main discussion of the 521-language world record song
• [07:53-08:38] – Esperanto and universal languages
• [11:43-13:13 & 15:43-17:25] – “Shut Up” song and translation stories
• [14:18-15:24] – Multilingual “vagina” segment
• [17:42-20:26] – Musical sex toys and evolution of personal audio gadgets

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Tone & Style

As always, the show is fast-paced, tongue-in-cheek, heavy on banter, and never afraid of adult humor. The hosts riff off one another with infectious camaraderie, mixing genuine curiosity with comedic skewering.

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Conclusion

If you missed this B&T Extra, you missed the team at their silliest and sharpest—taking an oddball world record as a jumping-off point for irreverent discussions about language, love, and the many ways people find to make music (even inside your body). It's a perfect encapsulation of the show's blend of news, comedy, and “what did I just hear?” moments.

Transcript

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[Philip Halloon (Singer of the song)]

this is a song I

[Tom Griswold]

wrote for a special person.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right.

[Philip Halloon (Singer of the song)]

Each time I need a trusted friend you're there with tears to dry and a heart to mend you there and when I'm down in misery and the whole world turns it's back on me and I need some love and sympathy your. Nice, isn't it?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yes.

[Philip Halloon (Singer of the song)]

And when I'm weary and tired of trying Honey, you're there and anytime I need a shoulder to cry on your. And sometimes when I come home with a heavy Heart and weary bones and I need a little time alone.

[Bob Kevoian]

You're there.

[Philip Halloon (Singer of the song)]

I want to turn the stereo on, but you're there. I gotta get in to use the john. But you're there. When I wake up lovingly and turn on my pillow hoping to see Kim Basinger smiling back at me, you're there. Oh, this is more of a good thing than I ever planned. How much damn togetherness. The one man stand. Don't get me laughing here.

[Bob Kevoian]

All right, sorry.

[Philip Halloon (Singer of the song)]

I want to flop down in my favorite chair. But you're there. I can't see you in the mirror to comb my hair. Cause you there. And when I want a little snack at night, I sneak down to the fridge to get a little bite. I see a big fat ass blocking out the light. Cause you there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yay. Here's some extra. This is Bob and Tom. Extra. I found that world record.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now I know why I didn't print it.

[Tom Griswold]

Boy, if you don't like it, boy,

[Bob Kevoian]

this is really dumb.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, that's why it's called Stupid World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I know. That's. That's my line.

[Kristi Lee]

Maybe we should call it dumb World record.

[Bob Kevoian]

I'm going to read this verbatim from the Guinness World Record people. Okay, the prose is already bothering me. It says a devoted father living in Denmark has broken the Guinness World Record for the most languages featured in one song. Okay, wow. Philip Halloon wrote a song telling his son I love you in 521 different languages.

[Tom Griswold]

I heard the song this morning. It's wild.

[Kristi Lee]

Did you really?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I listened to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Is it any good?

[Tom Griswold]

Honestly, no.

[Bob Kevoian]

First of all, first of all, to have 521 phrases in a song, it must be longer than Mountain Jam on the Allman Brothers Eat a Peach album.

[Kristi Lee]

That's relatable.

[Bob Kevoian]

Thank you very much.

[Tom Griswold]

You could have gone with Freebird.

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, I mentioned Eat a Peach because yesterday I mentioned Little Martha and all of you musical illiterates had never heard it. Didn't you listen to it on the way home, Chris? I did. I liked it. It's very nice. What did I say, Christy?

[Kristi Lee]

You started to say Christy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

That's o.

[Bob Kevoian]

Sorry.

[Kristi Lee]

Pat and I look so much alike.

[Bob Kevoian]

40, 41 year old Philip Hallon. Okay, already I'm laughing. Is Mr. Halloon here? 521 different languages.

[Kristi Lee]

How could it have a melody? Because that's what I was wondering.

[Tom Griswold]

It doesn't. It's in A minor.

[Bob Kevoian]

Jason, can you find this when you hear this? He speaks Danish, English, Arabic, Hebrew, French,

[Kristi Lee]

Are we going to run through the

[Bob Kevoian]

120 languages even though there were 500? Yeah. Yeah, maybe 20.

[Tom Griswold]

I thought there was one.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe.

[Kristi Lee]

I think he starts making stuff up at the end.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's the thing. I mean, how are you gonna know

[Kristi Lee]

right when he goes?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, how would. You're going. Oh, yes. That's nailed it. Yeah. That is cursed. Can you imagine? I mean, people are already pissed that Bad Bunny's playing the super bowl halftime. Imagine they brought this guy out. And now to say special hello to fill in the country have never heard of Denmark.

[Kristi Lee]

He doesn't have a Middle Eastern Indian. I don't know where you're getting that.

[Jason]

Anybody that doesn't live here sounds like

[Bob Kevoian]

that and go back home.

[Kristi Lee]

Wow.

[Bob Kevoian]

So how. How long is this thing? Did you listen to the whole thing?

[Tom Griswold]

No, I couldn't get through it. It seemed like it might be pretty long, though. It went on forever.

[Kristi Lee]

20.

[Tom Griswold]

It's on a YouTube clip that I caught.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. Did you find this thing yet, Jason? Okay, we're looking. Okay. All right. This is once again the Guinness World record acoustic guitar for the most foreign languages in one song. I get irritated if there's a song that's not in English.

[Tom Griswold]

He beat the old record of guess what? 398.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, he killed it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh. Are there 521 different languages? Apparently this is why Esperanto was such a great idea. Do you know what Esperanto is?

[Jason]

I don't know.

[Bob Kevoian]

Esperanto was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace. You know what I'm talking about?

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Right.

[Bob Kevoian]

And they were going to have a universal language.

[Jason]

Sure.

[Bob Kevoian]

So everyone would just speak Esperanto, spend Euros.

[Jason]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. I think you can still take lessons in it if you want.

[Kristi Lee]

For. Why?

[Bob Kevoian]

Well, so you can find yourself. You can find your fellow peace nerds.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, do you think Esperanto was in his 520 languages?

[Bob Kevoian]

It had to be, cuz like I said, I'm with Jeff on this. I get to 20 and I'm out. Okay. This is it. Oh, is. Is it marked I love you or you're just saying hi? Okay, he knows. He knows who he know. He knows who pays him. Okay, here we go. Why am I not hearing anything?

[Tom Griswold]

That's the. That's the mute language.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, I see. I'm sorry. The guy's got a musical intro. Yeah. You don't gotta wait before.

[Tom Griswold]

You gotta get to it.

[Bob Kevoian]

If you have 521 come on. All right. Okay. What language is that?

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know.

[Tom Griswold]

That'd be 18 right there.

[Bob Kevoian]

Is that more than one language?

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I guess.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't know.

[Jason]

That's a really long. I love you.

[Bob Kevoian]

All I heard was carne asada. Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and listen to this and act like you love it? Yeah. Thanks, dad.

[Jason]

Yeah, he's gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I'm a little light on my Swahili today. Here we go.

[Commercial Voice (Great Britain Ad)]

Here we go.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't monto da staran.

[Kristi Lee]

I haven't heard a language I recognize yet.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, here we go. Maybe it's the basso profundo of his voice.

[Kristi Lee]

I wonder if he's going in. I wonder if he's going in alphabetical.

[Tom Griswold]

If he gets to the end, someone.

[Bob Kevoian]

That last one, I think means don't jump.

[Tom Griswold]

He gets to the end, and someone says, you never said I love you.

[Bob Kevoian]

There we go. Doesn't even rhyme.

[Kristi Lee]

Like, said it couldn't be there.

[Tom Griswold]

Could not be repeating himself.

[Jason]

You know, when my dad's guilt set in, he'd, like, buy me a bike or take me to the water.

[Bob Kevoian]

What's wrong with this guy?

[Tom Griswold]

Love you. I love you. I love you.

[Kristi Lee]

Of all the world records to pick, he had to pick that one.

[Bob Kevoian]

I didn't pick it. That's the whole point.

[Kristi Lee]

No, I mean this guy.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. I thought it was so stupid. I didn't do the story.

[Kristi Lee]

I can't believe there was already a record like.

[Tom Griswold]

I know. 398.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

What's the time on that song? How long does that.

[Bob Kevoian]

This is just an excerpt. Oh, man. You know, we should do Pat. Oh, I was thinking something going down vulgar lane. Uhhuh. Okay. I'm with you. You're like, there you go.

[Jason]

Jason just said 23 minutes.

[Tom Griswold]

23 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, God. Can you imagine having to suffer through that?

[Jason]

I can't imagine sitting with my dad for 23 minutes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I was thinking of doing one where you do dirty words for.

[Jason]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[Kristi Lee]

In different languages. Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Remember the song that I did? The song Shut up.

[Tom Griswold]

I love that song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Where it was. It was all saying shut up in different languages.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Tom Griswold]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

I had to pay a lady to help me write that. Just I. To translate. Shut up. And she was really sweet. She was a college professor.

[Kristi Lee]

This was obviously before chat.

[Bob Kevoian]

GPT could be. Yeah, but she was a college professor, and she knew all these languages, and yeah, she.

[Jason]

That's fine.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I remember. Shut up. As boon Come and. Whoa. No, Boon. Come. I believe was. What was that? Korean or something?

[Kristi Lee]

Isn't Fairmeila Bush?

[Bob Kevoian]

That's French.

[Tom Griswold]

French.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

Shut your mouth.

[Kristi Lee]

Shut your mouth.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah.

[Tom Griswold]

Cheesy bush.

[Bob Kevoian]

How long a song, Pat? 21 minutes, I think he says, I love you.

[Jason]

And 23.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah.

[Bob Kevoian]

More than 500 languages, this says. 521 languages. Is he doing, like, variations of Chinese and. Oh, I think that that's.

[Jason]

I think.

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah, I'm sure there's. Yeah, there's. How many Chinese languages?

[Bob Kevoian]

Portuguese, various dialects.

[Kristi Lee]

And it'd have to be. There's no way.

[Bob Kevoian]

In any event, he. He did as a tribute to his son. His name is Philip Halloon, and Mr. Halloon is from Denmark. And I'm going to play a little bit of this for you and it's kind of a down tempo thing. You'll see. Here we go. Starts kind of like Stairway.

[Kristi Lee]

Guess What? There are 7,000 different languages spoken around the world.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, my God.

[Kristi Lee]

Yep.

[Bob Kevoian]

I couldn't even grasp Spanish in high school. Okay, here we go. There he is. Here it is. All I heard was something like dago carne asada. I don't know what the hell that means, but I think it's. I think it's insulting. Either tacos or somebody's shoes. Yeah, here's a little more of it. Was that I love you. You. I don't know. What did he say? I love you there? I didn't hear.

[Kristi Lee]

I didn't hear it.

[Bob Kevoian]

Here we go. Yeah. I can't understand any of it. But now, Pat, you are working on a similar project. I understand. And I will say. You're gonna. You're gonna say that What?

[Tom Griswold]

I'll say one word in a bunch of different languages, and at the end I'll say English. See if you can figure it out

[Bob Kevoian]

on the way up.

[Kristi Lee]

All right.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay. So we can figure out the English word. Okay. What's. What? What is the first one? What, what, what languages? At least give me a hint.

[Tom Griswold]

Well, the very first one is knees.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay, good. Go ahead.

[Tom Griswold]

Vagina.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wait, what was that?

[Kristi Lee]

Did you do that on the break?

[Jason]

Are those real?

[Tom Griswold]

Real?

[Kristi Lee]

That's real.

[Bob Kevoian]

That's all real.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, I did it on the break. I looked it up.

[Kristi Lee]

Gosh.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, boy. Chitsu is chitsu in Japanese means the old. The jj Ying daio. Chinese. That's in Arabic.

[Jason]

I'm a hardball. What'd you say?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, that's close. It's. Yeah.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Russian. Oh, boy. Viagalicious.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah, I skipped that One.

[Bob Kevoian]

In Dutch. Oh. In Dutch, it's. It's vagina.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, there you go.

[Bob Kevoian]

In fact, the last six of them. In Portuguese, it's vagina. Yeah. In Italian, it's vagina. Vagina. A pizza.

[Tom Griswold]

Please don't make it prego.

[Jason]

Yes.

[Bob Kevoian]

In German, every one of them. In French, it's vajin.

[Tom Griswold]

You can figure that out.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, yeah, Every one of them. And that's interesting. So I guess USA rules. Yeah. Now, if we had more time, I could do a slang terms.

[Kristi Lee]

No, it's okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

Did we get to not get to hear your song?

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, yeah, this is one.

[Tom Griswold]

We love your song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Years ago, that I had to consult with a college professor to find out. But these are all, according to her, these were the proper translations of the term. Shut up. Okay, we don't have to do the whole thing. I'll play a little bit of it for you, though.

[Singer in 'Shut Up' Song]

Excuse me, darling, I hate to interrupt you, but there's something I must tell you. I will sing for you, my dear. Well, if you find yourself in Holland, they'll say to you, how yamo. In France, they'll say ferme la Gaul. In Athens, you'll hear skamos In Berlin, it's herten siede schnauzer. It's simply boncom. Let me translate for you, darling. Shut up. Shut up.

[Bob Kevoian]

You get the idea.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, you don't want to hear the whole song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Oh, no. That's a classic from the Bob and Tam Bandit Orchestra. Saved by the great arrangement of Steve Ali. I don't know who's singing that.

[Kristi Lee]

Close your mouth. Mouth. So I was a little bit wrong. It wasn't shut up but

[Bob Kevoian]

gum or something. I forgot what it was. Yeah, that's a live version of that, right?

[Kristi Lee]

Yes, from my day.

[Bob Kevoian]

Wow. That's what it sounds like. With no talent. No talent and no sleep.

[Tom Griswold]

I tell you what, you communicate that song. Great. I love that.

[Kristi Lee]

That's a great song.

[Bob Kevoian]

Once again, written during a previous administration, of course. Although talking really wasn't the problem. Problem?

[Kristi Lee]

You want to get into that? Would you like a little therapy?

[Bob Kevoian]

No, no, no, no. Yeah, let's just move forward here. Now we have Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk.

[Kristi Lee]

Well, we were talking about VJ's groove thing is a sex toy that actually plays music inside the person who's using it. Yeah, that's right. It's peaches and herb, a little shake. Your groove thing, it's being called the world's first internal player and it is now on the market.

[Bob Kevoian]

Now, before we get to this. I had mentioned earlier that when I. When I first saw the story, I recalled in my days as a runner, I would of course wear prior. Now it's a lot easier. But I can't really run anymore. Yeah, you can wear earbuds now. And before that you could strike a few years ago, you could strap something on your shoulder with a wire. Yeah, but. And then before that there was the Walkman. The Walkman. And then there was the Discman. Yeah. But before any of those were around, there was a thing called a bone phone. And pardon the name. I know what you're thinking. It's not a phone. It's not a phone that looks like a set of genitalia. It's a. It was a thing that when we had the ad before, it looked like

[Kristi Lee]

a collar, looked like a scarf that you had.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah. And. And the idea was that it would come through your bones and you could hear it while you were running.

[Kristi Lee]

Yes.

[Jason]

So you would tune it like an FM radio. Right? Yeah, the bone phone.

[Bob Kevoian]

Okay.

[Kristi Lee]

I don't. I never saw one. This is the first time hearing.

[Bob Kevoian]

I don't think. I'm not. I'm trying to go by. I don't think it was a cassette player.

[Narrator/Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

And it certainly wasn't digital.

[Kristi Lee]

No.

[Bob Kevoian]

So. But that's how it worked.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Tom Griswold]

Not through the ears at all. You just.

[Bob Kevoian]

You feel it that no ear did it. No earbuds. Not very well. And then we had a member. We had a. We had a letter earlier this morning from some guy who also bought one. Right. He said he got one in 1979 and it didn't work real well.

[Kristi Lee]

Okay.

[Bob Kevoian]

So now if you want to go from there. This thing, I guess, uses the same principle.

[Kristi Lee]

According to the Kickstarter campaign page, the user can feel the music through a high fidelity resonator that transmits sound waves as physical sensations. It's now available. You can purchase it for 339.

[Bob Kevoian]

What?

[Kristi Lee]

Yeah. $339 for the single kit, 5.99 for the couples kit purchases. Come with. Are we ready?

[Bob Kevoian]

I had come, I wouldn't have.

[Kristi Lee]

I know my audience.

[Tom Griswold]

Inside the woman.

[Kristi Lee]

It's inside the woman. It's inside the man.

[Bob Kevoian]

Yeah, keep reading. You'll see.

[Kristi Lee]

Comes with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment and an external massage attachment along with the external speaker. So you got everything going on there.

[Tom Griswold]

You know what it sounds like when you're outside the lady and she's. She's playing that? You pick a song and you'll play it for you now from inside the lady.

[Bob Kevoian]

Go ahead, pick a song.

[Tom Griswold]

Go ahead, pick a song. Any song.

[Kristi Lee]

Oh, my gosh.

[Tom Griswold]

One of your favorite songs.

[Kristi Lee]

One of my favorite songs.

[Bob Kevoian]

Maybe one of your. Any one of mine. Abba songs.

[Tom Griswold]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody.

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