The BOB & TOM Show Extra - March 4, 2026

Episode: A Stupid World Record, 521 Languages, & the Shut Up Song

Overview

This B&T Extra takes a hilarious and irreverent dive into some of the more bizarre and entertaining stories shared on The BOB & TOM Show. The main focus is a new Guinness World Record: a Danish father’s 23-minute song professing "I love you" in 521 languages. The team shares their takes, samples the song, reminisces about their own “language” songs, and tangents into discussions about global languages and quirks of translation. Of course, there's a healthy dose of the show's signature banter and comedic riffing throughout, plus a segment on a, shall we say, vibrating new piece of musical tech.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "You're There" Song

• [02:10-04:38]
  • Performer: Philip Halloon
    A comedic original song describes a partner who is always—perhaps too much—present:

    “I want to turn the stereo on, but you’re there. I gotta get in to use the john, but you’re there.”

    • Bob Kevoian interrupts with laughter as the song builds:

    “How much damn togetherness! The one-man stand!” (03:37)

  • The song gets more outrageous, ending in a punchline about a partner’s “big fat ass blocking out the light.”

2. Guinness World Record: 521 Languages in One Song

• [04:38-13:52]
  • Bob Kevoian introduces the record:

    “A devoted father living in Denmark has broken the Guinness World Record for the most languages featured in one song... telling his son ‘I love you’ in 521 different languages.” (05:00)

  • Tom Griswold reviews the song:

    “Honestly, no [it isn’t any good].” (05:36)

  • Jokes fly about the practicalities and length:

    “[It] must be longer than ‘Mountain Jam’ on the Allman Brothers Eat a Peach album.” (05:39, Bob) “How could it have a melody?” (06:19, Kristi) “It doesn’t. It’s in A minor.” (06:22, Tom deadpans)

  • The gang listens to snippets, trying (and failing) to recognize any of the languages:

    “All I heard was carne asada.” (09:35, Bob on the linguistic confusion)

  • The segment is full of riffs on the pointlessness of verifying 521 languages and goofs about how anyone can keep listening:

    “Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and listen to this and act like you love it? Yeah, thanks dad.” (09:35, Bob) “He’s gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.” (09:46, Jason)

3. Language Trivia and Esperanto

• [07:53-08:38]
  • A detour on artificial languages:

    “Esperanto was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace.” (08:03, Bob)

  • Kristi muses:

    “Oh, do you think Esperanto was in his 520 languages?” (08:34, Kristi)

4. Bob’s “Shut Up” Song & Playing with Translation

• [11:43–13:13 & 15:43–17:25]
  • Bob recounts creating a song with “shut up” in many languages, including consulting a college professor for accuracy:

    “I had to pay a lady to help me write that... She was a college professor and she knew all these languages.” (11:55-12:09, Bob)

  • He plays a clip:

    “In France, they’ll say ‘ferme la gueule.’ In Athens, you’ll hear ‘skamos.’ In Berlin, it’s ‘halten sie den schnauzer.’... Let me translate for you, darling: Shut up.” (15:59–16:52, Singer/Bob)

  • Q&A about translations and dialects splinters into humor about which languages and dialects make the world record possible.

5. Tom’s Brief Multilingual Bit

• [14:18-15:24]
  • Tom runs through the word “vagina” in multiple languages, with comedic exaggeration about how many are identical or similar:

    “In Portuguese, it’s vagina. In Italian, it’s vagina. A pizza!” (15:08, Bob)

6. Tech Talk: The Musical Sex Toy

• [17:42-20:26]
  • Kristi Lee covers a news brief on a new sex toy that plays music internally:

    “It’s being called the world’s first internal player... you can purchase it for $339 for the single kit, $599 for the couples kit. Purchases come with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment, and an external massage attachment...” “You know what it sounds like when you’re outside the lady and she’s playing that? Pick a song, any song...” (20:14-20:23, Tom/Bob/Kristi)

  • The group riff about other bodily musical inventions, referencing the “bone phone” and the evolution of portable music devices.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the world record song:

  “Honestly, no.” (Is the song any good?) – Tom Griswold [05:36]

  “All I heard was carne asada.” – Bob Kevoian [09:35]

  “Can you imagine being his son and having to sit there and listen to this and act like you love it? Yeah, thanks dad.” – Bob Kevoian [09:35]

  “He’s gonna be 10 by the time he finishes.” – Jason [09:46]

  “Esperanto was a language created by a bunch of goody goodies that wanted to just have all of us live in peace.” – Bob Kevoian [08:03]

• On translation and language humor:

  “I had to pay a lady to help me write that... She was a college professor and she knew all these languages.” – Bob Kevoian [11:55]

  “In Portuguese, it’s vagina. In Italian, it’s vagina. Vagina. A pizza!” – Bob Kevoian [15:08]

  “Let me translate for you, darling: Shut up.” – (Song lyric) [16:52]

• On the sex toy/music tech:

  “It’s being called the world’s first internal player... you can purchase it for $339 for the single kit, $599 for the couples kit...” – Kristi Lee [17:42-19:36] “...Comes with an anal attachment, vaginal attachment and an external massage attachment along with the external speaker. So you got everything going on there.” – Kristi Lee [20:05]

Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:10-04:38] – “You’re There” comedic song
• [04:38-13:52] – Main discussion of the 521-language world record song
• [07:53-08:38] – Esperanto and universal languages
• [11:43-13:13 & 15:43-17:25] – “Shut Up” song and translation stories
• [14:18-15:24] – Multilingual “vagina” segment
• [17:42-20:26] – Musical sex toys and evolution of personal audio gadgets

Tone & Style

As always, the show is fast-paced, tongue-in-cheek, heavy on banter, and never afraid of adult humor. The hosts riff off one another with infectious camaraderie, mixing genuine curiosity with comedic skewering.

Conclusion

If you missed this B&T Extra, you missed the team at their silliest and sharpest—taking an oddball world record as a jumping-off point for irreverent discussions about language, love, and the many ways people find to make music (even inside your body). It's a perfect encapsulation of the show's blend of news, comedy, and “what did I just hear?” moments.