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Christopher (0:32)
Welcome back. It's another Bob and Tom extra. This is Christopher. Not only is the Bob and Tom show live every weekday morning, but every afternoon. We'll give you a little extra in case you missed anything on the big show today. Greg Warren with the Warren Report today on Gatorade. It's coming up in just a few.
Greg Warren (0:54)
Foreign.
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Greg Warren (1:22)
So.
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Dr. Phil (1:40)
Let's do it. Hey, this is Dr. Phil with my new radio show. But enough about you, okay? You've probably written a letter to my next guest at one time in your life and most likely even sat on his lap, too. And no, I'm talking about Cowboys coach Bill Parcells. I can only mean the one and only Saint Nick, Santa Claus. Okay, Now, Santa, what exactly are you trying to hide from me today? I'm afraid I don't understand. I'm not hiding anything.
Santa Claus (2:09)
Ho, ho, ho.
Dr. Phil (2:11)
Hey, don't make me put you on a polygraph, fat man, because I will, okay? I mean, obviously you're suffering from a crippling guilt complex, and Oprah's the same way. I mean, if you've seen her show and read her books and seen her tapes. One day she's shooting hobos near the underp, the next day she's giving everybody in her audience a new car, okay? I mean, hey, you don't have to walk in on your grandparents having sex to figure out why the smell of Ben Gay makes you queasy. What are you compensating for? Look me in the face. Is it the fact maybe you like to beat elves with a sock full of peanut Brittle? I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, promise me this. If I get your help, if I send a team full of experts with the corpse stiff dog to the North Pole, will you come clean? I mean, how many little elf skeletons would they find on the tundra? Okay. Oh, I pass out toys because it makes children happy.