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What have I done? Hello, Christy. Hello, Chick. There's Pat Godwin. Hey, Chick. Willie Griswold. Hey, man. Oh, that's the cool Will. He missed it. Oh, hey, man. There's Josh. There's Ace. Fill us in, Tom, what's going on? Well, you were just singing music from the great band, the Association. Windy. Everyone knows Windy in a lot of spots this 24 hours. Yeah, or the way NBC News does it in the evenings. 78 million people are affected. Yeah, no joke. I'm a big fan of the band the Association. Yeah, I love Cherish. Yeah, that was. I love. I'll never say in front of you I don't know that one. I know, Wendy, because there's a. We do graces. Like at camp, we'd sing grace before meals. And there was a thanks be to God, the Father Almighty. Thanks be to God, the giver of bread. Oh, no kidding. Did they do a version of Enter the Young? No, they didn't. That's Tom's favorite. We're trying to stay away from that. Yeah, I love that song. Chick, you started this. There is a burger that's a kind of square everybody knows as Wendy's. That got me thinking, Pat. I'm glad you brought that up. Huh? If you ever go to one of those restaurants where they do the themed food and all the dishes are named after some theme. The rock and egg roll, something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What if there was a Bob and Tom show themed restaurant? I would like. Obviously you could have it. Like a pizza would be Crusty Lee. Here come the mine would be these liquor. So there we go. No, no, no. Maybe the Patty G melt. Oh, yeah. See? And you get the. What? Chicken patties or something. What would be a good one for McGee here? What? Yeah. If you were. If you had to be a restaurant item themed restaurant after me. The chick. The chick patty. Yeah. Chicken patty. You can have the hamburger or you can have a chicken patty. We call it the chick size. I do the Willie cheesesteak. Oh, Josh. I like the Willie cheesesteak right there. And. And the patty. Was that the Patty G melt? Yeah. I like that. That's nice. The Crusty Lee pizza. Josh, any thoughts for you? Wait a minute. What was. What? What? What was for Christy? The pizza. The Crusty Lee. Crusty Lee is what? Crusty Lee. I'm not crusty. I know you're not. I've been there. No, it. You're a big liar. You know I'm not. Yes, I know you're a liar. You don't like Rusty Lee? The pizza. Whatever you like. No, I bet you can invent your own dish. What would you want it to be? I don't know. The Monte Christie. Oh, I like that. Yeah. Okay. Josh, you thought of one for yourself. My name doesn't necessarily lend itself to Arnold. How about an Arnold bar? I went. I thought Eggs Benedict for a second because Benedict Arnold. But that's kind of messy. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Josh. Joshy. Like a slushy. No. Maybe the Benedict's Arnold works. I like that. Yeah. Something. Yeah. Is this the Bob and Tom restaurant? Yeah, we're trying to. I don't know. Ace. Do you have anything? Ace potato? Ace potato? Yeah, I was gonna say ace cream, but that sounds kind of gross. Or Cosby chowder. Tom. Yours could be the Tom Grizz Waldorf salad. Oh, there you go. Let's try to stay away from. Well, he started this one. Cosby, if you know I liked it. Cosby chowder. It doesn't have clams. It has. Oh, you get really sleepy. One cup of Cosby chowder and you're asleep before you can finish it. Okay, I Have another idea. You'd have the Ace Cosby soup of the day. Oh, yeah. In line with joke of the day. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Or not. I mean, I've been trying to play along, and I give you kudos for trying. Joshy Jerk Chicken. Joshy Jerk Chicken. It would have to be. Tom's a jerk. Give it to Ace, though. That's the stuff Tom was looking for. Yeah. Yes. Yes. As a. As opposed to being a jerk. Jerking would be the right. So jerking chicken. Would that be what it would be? We'll have to give this thought. I'm sure that we did. Yeah, we did. I think it needs more thought doing this. The Josh Lovers Pizza. That's right. But you really do love setting a premise for all of us to play in and then being annoyed by it. Yes. And going, you know what? I'll write about this. And then you email some guy and come back with terrible ones tomorrow. I know. It'll be Monday. Okay, breaking down the curtain there, Willy. Too much. And I've noticed something. What? It seems that you guys think that the green room. All bets are off when it comes to proper office behavior. Okay, well, should I quote you in the last conversation we had? I doubt it. What did I say? Oh, I go, it's. I believe we're having pie today. Christy said, boy, I'm hungry. I said, I believe we're having pie today. And I said, what flavor? And Tom said, fur pie. Yeah, he sure did. Now, is that what you're talking about? Exactly. I think that some of you guys think that when you're in the green room, the decorum just ceases to exist under the bus. When is decorum ever been in this building ever? I think the green room is. Did you hear something that you objected to or. No, it just dawned on me when I said that with some of the things when I. When I said that I should chastise all of you. Just warning you, try to clean it up in there. Okay. Sorry. That's the cleanest. It's been in there for a while. Talk about, don't do what I do. Do what I say. This is like when he crashed on my dirt bike and then took my dirt bike away because it was too dangerous. Very good. Did he really do that? Just because you shattered your humorous into 60 pieces? Because a guy drove and drove into me with a golf cart. Never mind. Let's just get back to the news desk with Crusty Lee. If you've ever. If you've ever been less than truthful in the Dentist chair. You're not alone. A new poll out there reveals over half of people lie about their oral health. Oh, yeah. Whenever I go to the dentist. Yeah. I never cheat. You know, stuff like that. I floss every day. So the polling companies run out of questions. Is that right? 2,000Americans were. Yeah. Surveyed, and it was commissioned by Aspen Dental, and it found over half of Americans confess they don't regularly floss. 60% of people lie about their dental hygiene, though, during dental appointments. Nearly half believe their dentists can see right through their lies, though. Well, of course they're looking in your mouth. It's why I don't lie to the lies. But, I mean, the percentage that do is amazing. Yeah. 65% of respondents said they do feel guilty about their dishonesty. Millennials. 30%. Gen X, 30% felt the least guilty about lying through their teeth compared to older Americans. We have the same dentist. I like our dentist. I do, too. Alex and great guy. Alex is a great guy. And he gets all these awards. Oh, yeah. Ironically, his biggest award is on a plaque. There is some irony. There you go. You like that? You're laughing at that. All right. It was kind of funny. Of those who lied to their dentist, one in three said they did so because they did not want their dentist to think less of them. No, I don't lie to dentists. I don't lie to doctors. It's all. There's two people you lied to, two people you lied to. Go ahead, Pat. Your girlfriend and the police. That's it. You're. You're listening to Irish wisdom. About 25% of those polled said anxiety is keeping them from visiting the dentist at all. And 70% said they brush their teeth for less than two minutes during a standard brushing session. That's why you need one of the machines. That's what I do. Yeah. It tells me it's standard 27 minutes. Whoa. Yeah. You get in there 13 and a half minutes. Upper 13 and a half minutes, you may lose the tooth, but they're clean. So what, you. What do you mean? You have the machine. I have a sonic error. 30 seconds. So you know to move. I think it's two and a half minutes or three. I forget exactly what it is, but, yeah, it tells you when to move to the next. Exactly. Are you like me? I have at least five different types of toothpaste. No, I just have two. One. What kind do you have? Crest something and then a whitening one, and you. And you use them together. Oh, wow. So it's like doing Body work in a car. Maybe you put the two together, mix them up. Yeah, you kind of do. Yeah. Smile. Actives, I think, is the second one. Yeah. Do you put the toothpaste in your mouth or do you put it on the brush? On the brush. I'm not a. What? Heathen. You put it in your mouth. I gotta tell you, I do the same thing. No, you don't. Really? Every morning. Yeah, we've talked about, hey, whatever works for you. Do you also put ketchup in your mouth? You eat a burger. That's psycho. Nope. I'm not above that, though. That's sounds like a great idea. Brush your teeth in the shower. Okay. Yes, I do. Do you really? Absolutely. You ever. You're eating something, you go, this isn't salty enough. Lean your head back and salt it up. No, I've not done that. Pour salt in your mouth. No, I know that practice exists because I watched you. That's like eating a chicken wing and taking the ranch like a shot. That's nuts. Wait a minute. Sounds like a good idea. I think more people probably lie at the dentist than at the doctor. Probably. There's something about. I guess you're kind of embarrassed that you're not flossing enough. Well, I don't. A few years ago. Look, I was not good at flossing in my 20s, early 30s. But then I went, this is so stupid that I'm not flossing. And I started flossing, and, man, I love it. I can't go at night now without. And you came in the other day after going to the dentist and said, isn't it great? I just feel so great about it. Yeah. It doesn't feel like torture anymore. Remember I was here last week and I went to the dentist and I go, yeah. They got on me about flossing. And I go, I'm never gonna floss. And you go, oh, no. Will start flossing. And I was shocked by it. I think you will. I don't want to. It feels dumb. It feels stupid. I hate it. So it's not a laziness. I don't want to, like, listen to my fifth grade health teacher. Get out of here. What if they made those flossing. What if they made those flossing sticks with nicotine? Oh, yeah. Give me one of those. Give me three of those. We may have just had a great invention. They do the. They do toothpaste, toothpicks that you can soak in, stuff like that. And you can really get in there. Yeah. Wow. Because we Were talking about the Zinn tablets. Yeah, they're not tablets. Or packet packets, rather. Yeah, that'd be. That might work. That'll get you flossing away if you got your dose of nicotine, don't you think, Christy? No. Well, you're asking the wrong person. I wouldn't know. Okay. You never. You never smoked, right? Never smoked. Say that. Oh, usually when I was drinking. What? I like those flossing sticks which drink all the time, though. Yeah. Bad. I'm. If you're not. If I'm not here, I'm drinking. That's exactly right. That's what we're heard now. I'd like a drink. Who else? Yeah. Am I the only one that I. Willie, I do not brush my teeth in the morning. What? I don't. Before you come here. Right. It ruins your coffee. Well, it's. Why would I brush my teeth when 15 minutes later I'm going to have a cup of coffee? Because you work with people all night, and it's been. But I brushed my teeth right before I went to school. No, it's like Studio 54 for germs. It's like a nightclub. I'm not too worried about it. We are. Have you guys ever experienced me coming in and you're like, oh, God, Josh's breath is awful. Well, I don't get that close to you. Right. Every day. Gonna be on T. Because I don't want to hurt your feelings. Stinky breath. It's horrible. But I think. Tom, you recently read. Yeah, and here's the. It's. It's the question. Should you brush your teeth before or after breakfast? And Willie's right. It's overnight. You got a little party going on in that mouth of yours. Yeah, but after breakfast, I could see. But you don't. I mean, you go five or six hours. Yeah, I brush after lunch and after dinner and when I go to bed. That's it. Twice. Yeah. Not in the morning. No. This says. Experts recommend brushing before breakfast. Plaque causing bacteria. Bacteria. Excuse me? I go to the bacteria. A plaque causing bacteria grows in our mouths as we sleep. Yes. Okay. That's right. Everyone knows that. I don't think it causes that much plaque. Well, yes. I'll be honest. If Dennis were being honest, they would say, go like this. Do that with your hands some morning. Oh, this. This gets very complicated. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what's right. Well, I just started the water pick thing. I'd never done before. That's what I do. I thought that Was good. I thought it was good to go with that. And they go, no, you need the real floss. The water pick is like a pre workout. It gets everything loose, but then you have to go in there with the actual string. Yeah, but I didn't know it took me. What did I tell you? Months before I realized, oh, you could put warm water in there and. Because that really cold water is just awful warm water. A little mouthwash, too. That's Josh. Yeah, Josh told me that that's what he used before he had the bidet. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, it worked. Smells like you're drinking. Yeah, but you gotta make sure I'm not an idiot. You have a separate. A separate tip for the one you use down there. Of course. Hey, chewing on wood. Speaking of, teeth might do more than just break down your lunch. A new research suggests it could actually boost brain power by increasing levels of a natural antioxidant, which in turn may improve memory. Now, does this count? Toothpicks count. A recent study published in Frontiers and Systems Neuroscience explored how chewing different materials affect the brain and found that chewing on wood compared to chewing gum led to a significant increase in a brain antioxidant called glutathione. This is amazing. Or glutathione. What about. What wood are you chewing? Are you talking about toothpicks? I just. I go to the music store and buy saxophone reeds. I'm being a licerous. The other day I was thinking about this. When I was a kid, like 6, 7 years old, I used to gnaw on my headboard. Really? Wow. All right. Did you just like the feel of it? I don't know why I did it. Chicken. So that's enough. It sounds like we have to leave, too. It sounds like an insensitive word that, like, doctors would use for kids with developmental disability. Yeah, the kid's a real wood chewer. You're right. Maybe it was good for his memory. Remember, comfort out of it. Wow, that is really interesting. Wouldn't there be bleeding gums and lip splinters? Well, I don't think you're going out and breaking a stick off of a plant and chewing on it every day. I love toothpicks. I've become a toothpick guy. Yeah? Have you? Yeah. Yeah, man. Yeah. Well, you chew on those coffee stirrers all day, but he doesn't walk around the grocery store. I'll keep a toothpick in if I'm at the grocery store. Really? Yeah. Then do you like, like, do the thing where you pry and Then bing. Not. No. I just have it in my mouth. Shoot. What's left of that burger out under the. Is your mirror. It couldn't have been a salad. Did you guys know that when we're in here, we're also on tv? Did you guys know that? That's really interesting. I used to know on my headboard. That's interesting. That is interesting. Was it like. Is it. Is that what it is? Interesting. I have a question. Okay. Were you breastfed? I don't know. Maybe not. Josh, was I breastfed? I believe so. You don't know? I don't remember ever chewing my headboard, though, for a second. I don't remember chewing my mom's boob. Yeah. I'll have to ask her if I ever really gnashed down on it. Ace did say no. No. Yes. Was it comforting? Do you remember anything about it? Well, I used to sleep really weird. I would sleep with my head against the head board. Huh. Like. Yeah. And maybe I just got up and. Yeah, maybe. Interesting. Made you feel safe. That's okay, right? Right. Did it taste like anything? Like a stain? I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Suck their thumbs. He sucked on wood. Okay. I was ahead of my time. Leaving was. That's it for another Bob and Tom show. Extra. Catch us on itunes, Google play and stitcher for Bob and Tom. Extra. This is Christopher. Take care, everybody. Former MLB all star Sean Casey, AKA the Mayor, keeps hitting it out of the park. Take my 30 years of experience. Take the wisdom and knowledge I've learned from the failures when I got sent down my rookie year, all the injuries I had to overcome. Your mind is the most important tool you have in life. Be relentless. Keep charging. It matters how you talk to yourself, how you look at the world. That matters. We talk about that. I don't know. I'm fired up. 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