The BOB & TOM Show - August 19, 2025

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – August 19, 2025

Episode Overview

This lively episode of The BOB & TOM Show blends spirited banter, news, music, and humor with a packed roundtable featuring hosts Tom Griswold, Chick McGee, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Pat Godwin, guest host Jess Hooker, comedian David Brooks, and NFL correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos. Centered around everything from NFL news and Crocs collaborations to the evolution of slang and reality TV about virgins, the episode jumps between playful arguments, pop culture nostalgia, offbeat news stories, and tongue-in-cheek commentary.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

Crocs x NFL: Sports and Shoe Controversy

Summary:
The show kicks off with a lively debate over Crocs releasing NFL-themed footwear. Some hosts (notably Tom and Chick) are shoe purists and lament this trend, calling branded Crocs “gimmicks, not shoes” ([04:13], [05:22]), while Pat and Josh admit to wearing Crocs, especially for practical uses like gardening or at the lake ([07:11], [07:17]).

Notable Insights:

• Crocs with team logos are launching at $85, significantly more than standard models.
• Crocs' popularity among Gen Z and even in China is discussed.
• The “jibbitz,” charm add-ons for Crocs, prompt both laughs and confusion ([09:07], [09:11]).
• Crocs are a generational hotspot: “We would’ve gotten our ass kicked for wearing those at school!” – Chick ([08:09])

Memorable Quotes:

• Josh Arnold [05:26]: “I’ve spent a hundred on a pair. Like Nightmare on Elm Street ones. The specialty ones get expensive.”
• Tom Griswold [10:41]: “I’m not going to wear those. I like the support and the insole—I'm not gonna wear those, thank you.”

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The Great “We Built This City” Debate

Summary:
A letter about “guilty pleasure songs” spawns a debate around Starship’s "We Built This City," often ranked among the “worst songs of all time.” Josh defends it as catchy pop, while Tom is a proud fan. The conversation spirals into the song’s chart history and critical pile-on culture akin to Nickelback bashing ([36:25], [40:25]).

Notable Insights:

• Songwriting credits by Bernie Taupin, Martin Page, et al.
• Rolling Stone and Blender magazine historically panned the track.
• “Marconi plays the mamba” lyric confusion sparks a round of mocking ([37:47]).

Quotes & Moments:

• Josh Arnold [38:02]: “That’s like having two quarterbacks. If you have two, you got none.”
• Tom Griswold [38:25]: “I think people just got tired of it and hopped on the hate train. But it was the number one song in 1985.”

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Guilty Pleasures and Pop Music Nostalgia

A segue into “guilty pleasure” music spotlights Eddie Rabbitt’s “I Love a Rainy Night” and Stephen Bishop’s “Save It for a Rainy Day” (including the “shortest Eric Clapton guitar solo ever”—[29:22]). The group discusses odd musical opinions, celebrity encounters, and 1980s pop culture quirks ([21:41], [24:09]).

Quotes:

• Pat Godwin [25:35]: “Stephen Bishop has a new album coming out.”
• Tom Griswold [29:27]: “[Clapton’s solo]... That’s Eric. That was it. Five seconds.”

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Slang & The Cambridge Dictionary’s New Words

The team delves into 2025’s addition of 6,000 new words to the Cambridge Dictionary, ranting and laughing about slang like:

• Delulu: Short for “delusional” ([42:43], [69:53])
• Skibidi: Refers to the bizarre “singing toilet” children’s meme ([43:06], [121:35])
• Mouse Jiggler: Refers to moving the mouse to appear active at work ([43:14], [67:46], [108:30])
• Hoodfishing, Nanoship, Lemonading, Tradwife, Riz, Bussin, Situationship, NPC, Touch Grass

Discussion highlights:

• Language is fleeting—many words won’t last ([72:45]).
• “Tradwife” and “shellaborating” spark gender role and social media mockery.
• The emergence of “Skibidi Toilet” as pop culture, with Michael Bay reportedly on board for a film ([121:26]).

Reality TV: “Are You My First?” & The Virgin Genre

Summary:
News of a new reality show, “Are You My First?” (formerly “Virgin Island”)—"Love Island for Virgins"—prompts snark about the concept, casting (“21 virgins aged 24-34, many Mormon”), and the cultural saturation of reality dating ([83:34], [84:03]).

Quotes:

• Pat Godwin [84:45]: “No, I’m not watching until they have Penetration Island.”

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Sports Roundup: Flacco, Preseason, and NFL Banter

• Joe Flacco named Browns' starting QB at age 40, triggering discussions on “men of a certain age” in sports and a friendly $10 bet between Tom and Chick on Flacco’s potential win record ([11:32], [12:27], [53:36]).
• NFL preseason talk, Bengals vs. Browns, and discussion of the many quarterbacks on the Browns’ roster ([90:48]).
• Kostaki Economopoulos joins for preseason jokes, trade rumors, end zone slogans, and NFL team spoofing ([87:20], [92:21]).

Quotes:

• Kostaki [90:48]: “The Browns currently have—I'm not exaggerating—six quarterbacks on their roster. By that math, they have negative football.”
• Chick [13:10]: “Aren’t you happy a 40-year-old guy is quarterbacking in the NFL? Doesn’t it please you?”

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Absurd & Offbeat News Stories

Motorcyclist Naked Arrested ([18:14])

• Riding with “dress for the slide, not the ride” wisdom, and the dangers (literal and anatomical) of road rash.

Library Book Returned 82 Years Late ([130:48])

• A self-aware note and calculation of the fine (over $16,000 with inflation).

Man Stuck in Playground Slide ([133:36])

• Speculation about cause (perversion, warmth, or dad duty), with the hosts riffing on childhood playground safety.

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Other Running Gags, Tangents, and Highlights

• Shakespearean insults: Tom’s delight in hurling “thou cream-faced loon” and “villain, I have done thy mother” from Titus Andronicus ([31:13], [79:21]).
• Bagel delivery mishap: Chick’s name (“Chike”) and a confused delivery guy ([58:17]).
• Water Sommelier & Well Water Skit: Mocking the highbrow water craze with a classic “Well Water” song ([156:31], [159:13])
• Technology pet peeves: Hulu/Netflix auto-play, “are you still watching?” prompts, and environmental germ fears ([68:06]).
• Generational divides: Music, Crocs, language, airport routines, and more.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Tom [04:13]: “I can’t believe you’d stoop to this. Crocs aren’t shoes—they’re toys.”
• Chick [08:09]: “We’d have gotten our ass kicked for wearing Crocs at school!”
• Josh [29:23]: “That’s Eric [Clapton]. That was it. Wow.”
• Pat [47:26]: “It’s always a shot, Mr. Glib.” (re: Kirk Cousins birthday)
• Chick [71:05]: “If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a traditional woman your wife... The last bitch took my boat.”
• David Brooks [156:02]: “My therapist says I like bipolar, alcoholic white women. I just thought they were fun.”
• Chick [86:47]: “I’m not watching until they have Penetration Island.”

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Notable Timed Segments

• Crocs Discussion & NFL Tie-In: [04:13] – [11:00], revisited [63:06] and [125:50]
• “We Built This City”/Music: [36:02] – [41:00], continued [45:25] – [48:00]
• New Words & Slang Roundup: [42:39], [67:46], [108:30], [125:50]
• Virgin Reality TV: [83:33] – [86:50]
• Sports & NFL with Kostaki: [11:13], [87:20], [90:48]
• Odd News Stories:
  • Naked Motorcyclist: [18:14]
  • Overdue Library Book: [130:48]
  • Man in Slide: [133:36]
• Guest Segment—Comedian David Brooks: [98:46], [125:24], [155:24]

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Tone and Original Language

The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and self-aware, filled with playful bickering, off-color jokes, and a warm camaraderie among the cast. There’s a strong undercurrent of self-deprecation, with extended riffs and running gags.

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Final Notes

Listen for:

• Multi-layered arguments that evolve from sarcasm to absurdity and back again.
• Hosts’ personal vulnerabilities and quirks woven into topical humor.
• Deep dives into the trivial—be it Crocs, new slang, or bagel delivery—serving as springboards to richer comedy.
• Generational clashes (“kids these days” vs. “old guys’ music”).
• Fluid guest integration (Jess Hooker, David Brooks, Kostaki) adding fresh perspectives and stories.

Summary:
This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM experience: part pop-culture roundtable, part news satire, and part unscripted, rollicking group hangout. Perfect for listeners who enjoy a mashup of topical riffs and classic radio comedy.

Transcript

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It's the Bob and Tom Show. Sneezing from the pollen the chain caught.

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My shoestring Hit the center bar on my bicycle and almost lost my bearings I love summer, good old summertime.

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I.

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Got sunburned on the soles of my feet and sand where the sun don't shine Sunburned at the beach in pain the whole darn night so much skin peeled off my back you could make a set of Sampsonite I love summer, good old summertime.

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I got sunburned on.

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The soles of my feet Lot of sand where the sun don't shine Putting.

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On a cold wet bathing suit Mosquitoes.

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And bees and tetanus shot in the dairy air Something's crawling at the foot of my sleeping bag and flaming marshmallows in my hair Drop and roll Caught a baseball with my potato salad in the sun Sal Manila steps up to.

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The plate Listeria gets the run oh, I love summer.

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Good old summertime.

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I got sunburned on the soles of my.

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Feet and sand where the sun don't shine I got sunburned at the back of my throat sand behind my eye.

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Hello? Hello? Is the caller there? Hello? Oh, that's me. If I told you what was happening right now, you would not believe me. It's the Bob and Top Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And as the show begins, Tom decided to get up and do some work on his desk. Almost out of the room.

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Just a joke. Bursting stuff.

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What are you doing?

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People have been poking around in here I'm good now. Thank you.

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There's Christy Lee.

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Hi, Chick.

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There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey, Chick.

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Hello, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. I am Chick. And hello, Tom.

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Hello, Chick McGee. I got big news for you.

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That's not true. I've seen the big news. You think? And it's not big news at all.

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You're a shoe guy. You love shoes.

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Yeah. And these are not shoes. These are gimmicks. These are toys. These are polyurethane. Best you know my feeling on this topic, and I can't believe that you would.

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We're opening the show with an argument.

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Yeah, well, no, I. I'm kind of on your team when it comes to not caring for these things. You know, people, I love them.

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Just. You're a weirdo. Just because they put a Washington logo on it, I'm gonna buy it. Historically, possibly you're correct on that. But I draw the line at these things.

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They. The Crocs people are going to make official NFL footwear.

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That's smart.

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Yeah. Oh, I think so.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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85 a pair.

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Whoa.

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$85. Aren't there aren't. Isn't Crocs backbone inexpensive?

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No, they're actually 40 bucks.

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Yeah.

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Just for the clog. Like 40, 45 bucks.

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That's cheap.

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Plastic clogs.

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It's a little price.

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I think I've spent a hundred on a pair.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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Like Nightmare on Elm street or Friday the 13th. Oh, so they're also kind of the specialty ones. Get a little expensive.

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So Crocs has done this before then about.

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Oh, yeah, they do attaching. And then I have a special pair of Bush Light Crocs that were also probably 8,500.

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Honey, have you seen my beer drinking Crocs?

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That's right.

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Let me. Have you bought them?

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Yeah. Hell yeah, man. They're great for the lake.

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But you wanted to have the Bush Light logo on your feet.

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Oh, yeah.

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Funny.

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Yeah.

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He likes his bush line.

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I do. I do.

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That's nice.

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I like my Bush Light and I like people to know I like my bush life.

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Augie Bush is St. Louis at the backbone of this country.

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I'm not disputing that. I just. I know that I buy certain, like, logo shoes for my nine year old.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, sometimes it's fun to be a nine year old.

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Okay. Okay.

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That's good. Yeah. Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a 9 year old and be your kid. I think that'd be a lot.

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Yeah, it'd be great.

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She's Very argumentative.

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But I don't know where she gets that.

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She's very happy now because we've almost got the clubhouse.

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Anyway. The first thing out of his mouth, what clubhouse?

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Built her a clubhouse.

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Did you build the moat first?

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Doesn't she have a pool house and a balcony?

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Got a little pony. Got a little clubhouse. A little thing that's being built in the garage. It's fun.

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Oh, that is fun.

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Okay. Made a plywood. It's nothing very serious.

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Are you building it?

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No, I'm supervising.

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Well, who the hell's building it?

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Mike the handyman.

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Well, no wonder he couldn't come over yesterday. Damn.

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Did you fire Mark?

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Mark's building real houses.

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Yeah, yesterday she wanted to go to Walmart because she needed some furniture for the clubhouse. The clubhouse is the size of a card table. But the point. We were trying to get to the Crocs. Pat, you like to wear those things.

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I do. And my son does, too. I like it. I got white ones. He has powder blue ones.

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You're wrong. You're both wrong.

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I use them for gardening.

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Okay. All right. They're a thing.

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Gardening. Your bare feet. Better off.

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And now they're going to be logoed courtesy of the NFL. And they haven't released all of them yet, but you can look forward to them coming out.

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Oh, pretty much any team. Eventually.

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Eventually, they're all going to be officially available.

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Or with each passing day, you can get more. More angry.

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Yeah, they're opening up with some of the better teams. Oh, Kansas City, the Eagles.

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Those are the. Yeah. The perennial champions. Yeah.

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But Dallas, according to this, this will be about 85 bucks for the NFL logo logo.

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Crocs.

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And Crocs are huge among Pat son's age.

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That's all they wear.

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Yeah.

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I tried.

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I tried.

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I tried to fight. I tried to fight it, but they have to wear socks with them at school, which never.

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I've never.

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We would have gotten our ass kicked for wearing.

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Absolutely.

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Yeah.

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I've never felt more a loss of hope for our generation.

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And I just read an article yesterday about China has become a real Croc nation.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yes.

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They love them.

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They love.

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Do they make.

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I'm assuming, do they call them Crocs in China?

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Anybody? Wow. I understand where you're going.

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They don't tell time, if that's what you're asking.

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Oh, well, it'd be easy to confuse.

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Thank you very much.

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Have you seen my bad edition? Have you seen my. Yeah, it's 10:30. Okay.

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Are they gonna sell the little jibbitz with the little.

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Oh, yeah.

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See, there's another thing. You gotta buy the charms to stick in the holes.

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My bush light Crocs came with some jibbitz.

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Did it really?

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Oh, yeah. A little. A can, a bottle opener and a. Wow. Yeah.

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A couple other things in the number of a bail bondsman.

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Do you know what we're talking about?

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You don't.

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You looked at that little stick in things.

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I do not. I've never heard of a gibbet.

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They're like little plastic charms that go in the holes on the top of your crocs.

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Yeah.

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No, the 14 year old boys, they don't like the gibbets.

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Really?

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No, no, that's.

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Kids had these or did they?

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That's.

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I think girls can get away with it better.

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And don't people get their like little circles on the top of their feet tanned? Because we're throughout all day with crocs on.

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Well, yeah, they must.

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Yeah, right.

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You get like weird funky tan lines.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You must have kind of polka dots.

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What do you got there? Rocky Mountain Spotted fever, I think. No, I'm wearing crocs. Okay.

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Wow.

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There's all kinds of gibbons.

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And for you, Ace, it's probably convenient because they've got holes in them much like the defense of the Raiders. And see what I did there? He's watching tv. Ace is a big Raider fan. They're not good. You see. Their defense is sucky. Okay. It'll be handy. You can throw them at the TV when they stink. Yeah. They won't do too much damage because they're made of plastic.

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Most people wear crocs without socks.

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Right? Yeah.

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So don't. Don't they. They don't last very long. I would think they last a long time. The odor and everything. There's no.

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No.

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Wash them really well.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah. Because they're. They're plastic.

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Just take a hose.

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I don't know what I have again.

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I'm gonna sing.

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Yeah, I don't like them either. Is there a. That wear them like. I know you've got your sneaker heads and teens. Well, I mean.

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Crock pots.

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We call ourselves Crock Pot. Crock pot.

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Okay.

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How about that? Would you wear a pair?

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I never. No, I can't.

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You'd love them.

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No, comfortable.

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The NBA.

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I'm a big orange insole. I like the support and the insole. I'm not going to wear those. No. Thank you. Perhaps back in the day, I mean, I used to wear vans. Checkered vans. Sure. Very. Yeah.

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They're Nice.

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They're. They're certainly nice. But in any event, the. The lead story in sports is that you can get across.

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Not the lead story in sports. We had a Monday Night Football preseason game last night between Washington and Cincinnati. That's the lead story in sports. NFL, baby.

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Actually, the lead story in sports is I, I'm. I'm really pleased with. It involves a man of a certain age ascending to the number one position.

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See, once again, this is not. This is not. This is Tom Sports World. It's not the real world sports headline. What are you talking about?

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Joe Flacco has been selected to start for the Browns. And our friend of the late great John Feinstein said that I asked him who the. He'd written a book about NFL quarterbacks. Who's the nicest guy in the NFL? And he said it's Joe Flacco. I've never met Joe. Always wanted to. But.

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How many games do you think he'll win?

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Mr. Flacco?

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Yeah.

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Well, how many will he play? The Browns have five quarterbacks.

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I think the answer is the same. No matter what you say, how many games he plays? 0. 0 will be the number he'll win. I tell you what, 10 bucks. I'll take zero. You take any other number. Okay. And if I'm right, I get $10. And if you're.

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You're raw.

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If you get he get one in five, whatever it ends up before Sanders or Gabriel comes in. And then the bet's over.

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Of course.

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So I get $10 every time they win?

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No, not every time they win. If he wants zero. Yeah, I know you're trying to dazzle me. Word play because my brain is so slow. I know, but I got zero. You got any other number? That's. That's one through nine. That's all of them. Okay, I'm taking zero. You take Flacco and any other number and it's for 10 bucks.

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Does the spread count?

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We got a bet here, Hoffy.

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Hoffy. Does the spread come into play? Okay.

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Browns have to win on the field outright.

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I'll take that bet.

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All right.

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Okay. Just because now we got something to look for in memory of John and because I like Joe, don't make it seem like.

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Don't drag poor John.

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He wants nothing to do with.

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No, he doesn't want anything.

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Let me just say this. Aren't you happy that a 40 year old guy. How many are there?

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No, I'm not.

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How old's Aaron? There's two 40 year old guys that are quarterbacking NFL teams, right? Am I correct in saying that at least why do you blurt stuff out.

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Like this and you don't know the answer and then you ask us and you, when you took.

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You're at the sports desk.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm at the sports desk.

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You're a man of a certain age. Doesn't it please you that a distinguished veteran quarterback can do well for grim.

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Death like Russell Wilson and Aaron Rodgers? And people don't know when to quit.

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You see what I just did there?

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You don't think we'd all like to be laying on a beach somewhere?

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We're in this stupid room, baby.

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Speak of laying in the beach. Coming up, we've got a shark attack.

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Bengals at Brown's first game.

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Oh, that's. That's a. That's. That's a rough one.

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No, but Joe flacco is a 40 year old guy.

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He's a major quarterback.

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Hope he has a great.

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Maybe you should tell. Tell the Bengals that. Maybe they'll go feel bad for it.

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Maybe you should. I'm gonna have the spread come into play here. Okay. Okay.

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Aaron Rodgers is 41.

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There we go. See? Got a couple 40 year old guys coming up. We've got a shark attack that has a. A visual that looks like it came from a comic book.

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Oh my.

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A cartoon.

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Are you still paranoid about the shark attacks?

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Oh, more than ever. I got a letter here from one of our listeners who got attacked by a shark.

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Was he going to a Starbucks? Come.

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Out of nowhere, here comes a lounging on a raft.

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You have given up. You have given up tropical vacations because of your fear of sharks.

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No, no, no, I.

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You're backtracking.

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That's part of it. I just can't do the beach anymore. Got skin issues as you know.

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Stand or an umbrella that's convenient.

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A cabana.

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Yeah, yeah. There you go.

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You know what else would be nice?

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Heat, humidity and sand that. It's hard to read. Okay, well, this is great. I' I'm working. Working my ass off all year to come sit here and broil.

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Coming up, we've got virginity in the news and in reality television. And wait a minute, we need the sound effect of a time machine. I believe it's called the way back machine. If we're going back to Christie's virginity. Dude, you know what I'm talking about.

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Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. Christy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk.

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Hello.

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There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey, Chick.

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Josh Arnold.

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Hi there.

[A]

Ace Cosby.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I am Chick McGee. Hello. There's, there's Tom Griswold.

[C]

Thank you very much. We have, we had an interesting story about riding a motorcycle while nude. Person was arrested and we were talking to Ms. Hooker about that she is an avid motorcyclist and she has never really done that. She did say one time she rode her bike in flip flops, which she did not. Not recommend, but got this letter with respect to riding while naked. All right. And in the news story, the guy was actually arrested.

[E]

Rightfully right.

[C]

It doesn't say if he had shoes on. One would think that that would.

[B]

Well, maybe he had flip flops or something.

[C]

Still, the shifting would be. In any event, this comes to us from Ramon in Orlando, Florida.

[A]

Hello, Ramon.

[C]

There's a saying that we have down here, dress for the slide, not for the ride.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

This is especially true here in central Florida, where all caps, nobody knows how to drive. Okay. You have to ride and dress with the expectation that you may have to lay down your bike.

[B]

I totally agree with that. I was on the back of a bike in Florida on the highway, and I can. I can, yeah, put an exclamation point on that statement. And Josh, very scary.

[C]

Your point is if while naked, you do experience so called road rash, it will be in what form?

[E]

Oh, it'll essentially eraser your penis off.

[C]

Yes. Yeah, eraser. Okay. Very good. Certainly good to know.

[A]

They say there's two kind of bike riders. One who have, one who haven't laid it down, and one who has. And everybody will eventually have to lay it down.

[C]

So please, if you're riding, be careful, watch out for everybody out there and at least wear some clothes, just.

[E]

Just in case. Yeah.

[B]

A lot of reasons.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, yeah, I'd recommend a helmet, probably.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. The whistling sound when she was. She was naked. You have a letter over there.

[A]

I do not.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I do.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Go ahead, Christy.

[B]

Dear morning peeps, hearing Jeff Oskay's grandfather's tinkle rhyme made me remember one of my friend's moms who would sometimes say when we'd go into the bathroom, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the cd. The other one when you came out. No matter how you shake and dance, the last few drops go down your pants. That's from Kevin in Bakersfield. Thank you, Kevin.

[E]

That gets truer with every passing year.

[B]

Does it? I don't know. Is that true, guys?

[E]

For me, I have to shake way more than I used to.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Dribbling. A lot of dribbling.

[C]

Although it is pleasurable.

[A]

What is shaking?

[C]

Shake it again. Oh, you know, whack it in the side of the building.

[A]

Really? That's what. You get pleasure out of that. All right.

[C]

We were talking about lies. That your parents or grandparents told you? When I was a kid, my mother told me that the trails that planes left in the sky had messages in them. She said, oh, that one says, you're the best little boy. Oh. She goes, you can't read them. Only adults can read them. I believe that way too long. I thought there were secret messages in the sky. Well, that's kind of a sweet one. That isn't like a nasty lie. That is. That is mean in any way. A guilty pleasure song from Jenny. I love this song too.

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Oh, is it 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, or 9? Because her name's Jenny.

[C]

Oh, no, that would be a good. No, it's Eddie Rabbit. I Love a Rainy Night.

[B]

Oh, I love that song.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't nothing guilty about that.

[C]

No, you don't like that one?

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Y' all like Eddie Rabbit?

[A]

I don't particularly care for Eddie Rabbit. Yeah.

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Driving my life away.

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Oh, I'm driving my life.

[C]

Yeah. He was a really good guy.

[B]

Really good guy, man.

[C]

Very nice guy. Where'd you meet him?

[B]

At a country music festival. I was working for a country music station at the time.

[C]

What was your name?

[B]

My real name.

[A]

Why do you.

[C]

You just give.

[B]

I didn't have a radio name.

[A]

People who are nice to you, you give them a wider berth than people who.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So if Hitler came in here and had your car washed and waxed and then he took over Poland, would you go, yeah. No, Hitler, he took over Poland. Nice guy, though. Real nice guy.

[E]

What you do, you know, how do.

[C]

We get from Hitler to Eddie Rabbit? How do I get back to anybody?

[A]

Joe Flacco, great guy.

[E]

Ever did say this about Hitler? The, you know, he was always nice to me. Because you'll hear people say, that guy's a jerk. Oh, yeah. What a prick. Oh, what an a hole. He was always nice to me.

[A]

It would have. That would have to have happened at some point.

[C]

I suppose. I. I just was trying to say how much I enjoyed talking with Mr. Eddie Rabbit.

[E]

Well, sure. Yeah.

[B]

He's a nice guy.

[C]

He was a very nice guy. I. I really like.

[A]

When's the last time you listened to Driving My Life Away or the other one?

[E]

A couple times this summer.

[A]

The song was the last time you listened to that song that you thought, hey, I could really use.

[C]

I love Rainy night.

[E]

I listen to it a couple times this summer because it's on a. Like a doc playlist.

[A]

No.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I just think you're. I. I don't think that. Can't I know your Musical taste. That can't be your.

[C]

I enjoy that song. The topic is guilty pleasure. Songs that you don't think would fall within one's sphere. You have a limited.

[A]

What? I'm sorry, hang on. What? What? I have a limited.

[C]

What idea of what music I enjoy? Now, I do know this about you. You have a huge. A vast array of musical styles that you enjoy. You. You listen to music a lot more than I do.

[A]

Yes, she does.

[C]

And you're much more open than I am. But there are certain songs that you might not think I would like that I like very much. That's what this topic is all about.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Well, why. Why are we. Why are we judging the person who made the. The music? Like, Eddie Rabbit is a great guy. Why would. Why would that.

[C]

No, I think I just sort of parenthetically said, oh, by the way, I like that song. And I met Eddie Rabbit in Nashville, and I don't know, you know, his.

[A]

Daughter Bunny still listens to the show.

[B]

She does?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Bunny Rabbit.

[A]

Bunny Rabbit, that's her name.

[C]

And no, but, Christy, I didn't know that you ever worked for a country music station.

[B]

Oh, yeah. AM 1430 W I R E. Were.

[E]

They Currents or classic or both?

[B]

No, they were both.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And I got to play Poco late at night and thought that was the hottest thing ever.

[E]

Oh, because that was like.

[B]

That was really. You mean on the.

[A]

The farm team for the Eagles, Poco.

[B]

Yeah. I was on the cusp of being country music at the time.

[A]

So, for instance, I heard. I heard Stephen Bishop. You have to save it for any day. I love that song.

[B]

That's a good.

[A]

Never Met Stephen Bishop.

[C]

I don't suggest.

[A]

I don't know anything about him personally, but I like that song.

[C]

That's a great cameo in the movie Animal House.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

You're see Animal House, Christy.

[B]

Yes, of course.

[C]

The guy that walks down the stairs and he's playing the guitar and.

[A]

No, the John Belushi is the guy walking down the stairs.

[C]

And I know he's he. Blue. She's walking the stairs. The guy's playing guitar, he picks it up and smashes it. That's Stephen Bishop.

[A]

I Gave my love a cherry that had no song.

[B]

Yes, the guy at the party with the guitar.

[A]

Sure.

[E]

I forgot the song.

[F]

He has a new album coming out.

[A]

Stephen Bishop does.

[F]

Swear to God.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Is there a joke coming here or. No joke. Okay.

[F]

Oh, sometimes we just talk.

[B]

No, we don't.

[A]

Do you remember on and On Stephen Bishop?

[F]

I like that.

[A]

Down in Jamaica they got lots of pretty women.

[E]

That is a good one. That's a great song.

[C]

He also has a song that has the shortest Eric Clapton solo in history.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[C]

Seriously, you are. There's a Stephen Bishop.

[E]

The silence was. Because we didn't believe it.

[A]

He didn't. He had no idea. That was like you're. You're wearing people. He would have never. He would have never thought of that. He thought. We just didn't believe.

[E]

Stunned disbelief.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

What would that song be?

[A]

Stunned that we're talking about this out loud on a show.

[C]

You brought it up.

[A]

I did not bring up the shortest Eric Clapton appearance on a record, you weirdo. I want to hear Steven Bishop song right now.

[F]

What's the.

[C]

What's the Clapton, Stephen. He had a. On Save it for a Rainy Day, there's a little, tiny, tiny guitar solo. That's Eric Clapton. I'll bet you 100 bucks.

[E]

Do you guys remember the arguing with you? What was that duet that Freddie Mercury did with Stephen Bishop? It was on the album Queen Takes Bishop.

[C]

Oh, wow. We're doing Boris.

[E]

I'm trying to do jokes.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Boris Spotsky jokes.

[E]

Well, it was a chess joke. You're not going to hear another. Maybe you'll hear. So therefore you can't hear a better chess joke this morning.

[C]

See, let's. Oh, here we go. This is Save it for a Rainy Day.

[F]

How about Save it for a Rainy Night?

[C]

Oh, that's how we got here. All right.

[F]

Where's the solo redo?

[C]

You do it's way in the middle.

[F]

Of the song, right?

[C]

A little too mild for you.

[A]

What does she need me for?

[E]

Hey, slow it down, Steve.

[C]

And we played this a lot back in the day.

[B]

This was not country music, though.

[A]

There's Clapton. That's Clapton right there.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Admits, I think, like halfway through. And it's. It is the shortest. I'll isolate it for you. Okay. I don't even know why I know that, Jason.

[F]

I don't even know why you said it.

[A]

My favorite thing is when you said that we were all stunned and Josh just grabbed and said he thinks we don't believe him.

[E]

Well, because there was a bored silence. And he goes, seriously?

[A]

Mistaking that has happened so many times.

[C]

Mistaking your ignorance for.

[A]

For interest beyond belief. And he goes, no, no. Honestly.

[C]

Well, no, I think Stephen Bishop is associated with so called soft rock. And you know, Eric, a little bit heavier. That's certainly not always.

[A]

I'm laughing so hard. I'm dizzy.

[C]

Okay, coming up, we have language in the news. We have one of those issues of New Words from the Cambridge Dictionary.

[A]

Watch it, boy.

[C]

They got. They got a lot of interesting words in there. Of course.

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And we'll be back with the. Well, we'll play it now. Why not? This is the shortest Eric Clapton solo ever.

[C]

I'm just saying it's very short.

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Okay.

[C]

That's Eric.

[A]

Wow. That. I can actually hear it.

[B]

That was it.

[C]

That's it. Wow.

[F]

He plays the vibes.

[C]

What is that, five seconds?

[E]

Sounded like the guitar used in the Three's Company intro.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

It's a louder solo than I thought.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

1, 1,000, 2, 1,000, 3, 1,000, 4, 1,000, 5, 1,000, 1,000, 600,000. That's it.

[B]

Nice vibes.

[C]

Okay, now, am I correct in saying that is Eric's shortest guitar solo ever?

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I don't know.

[F]

I don't know, Clapton.

[B]

But, yeah, why would he.

[A]

Bob, I had no idea. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Why would he?

[F]

Must have been friends.

[C]

But it's. It's great.

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He must have been there at the time.

[A]

Less is more, by the way, another Eric Clapton solo.

[F]

It does sound like that.

[C]

What? Wouldn't that be funny if that did? I mean, knowing that Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones from Led Zeppelin are on Goldfinger? Made my year.

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Have you found out Slow Hand was on.

[A]

That major year?

[C]

Oh, I love stuff like that.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

But that's true. All those. Those session guys end up on everything. Some of the. Some of the guys on those Steely Dan albums are on dozens of TV themes. Coming up, we have new words that have been added to the Cambridge Dictionary. Plus, I did a little bit of Shakespeare research for you. Are you much of a Shakespeare guy? No. Pat, your dad was a Shakespearean director, is that correct?

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Yeah, but it kind of turned me off. So I wasn't as into it as I should have been. You know, I didn't really care for it.

[C]

Yeah, I. I researched some Shakespeare insults.

[E]

Oh, I love stuff like that.

[C]

You.

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I'm a nerd.

[C]

Starveling elf skin. Dried neat's tongue. Bulls. Pistol. Stockfish.

[E]

Sure, sure. Love. I love all that.

[C]

It's like Monty Python, but it's all real. The one that I really loved was in this is from Titus Andronicus. Villain, I have done thy mother.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

That is a. He's saying I slept with your mother.

[B]

Of course he is. Yeah.

[C]

That's. That's. That's like playground stuff. But it's back in Shakespeare.

[E]

You gotta give the groundlings. Shakespeare knew. You gotta give the groundlings something to latch onto while they were down there.

[C]

Yo mama said Mr. Shakespeare.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[C]

Right now it's a time to mosey on over to that couch.

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Thine mother est so robust.

[A]

How robust was she when she sleeps around the house? She slepth around the house.

[C]

She smell of banberry cheese in a groin.

[F]

How did I get there?

[B]

I don't know.

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Thank you very much, Simplisafe. Coming up, we have virgins on a new game show and lots of cool new new words in the Cambridge dictionary and a little bit of shakes before you. Pat, you got a song for us this morning? Sure.

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Okay.

[C]

Very enthusiastic.

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Let's see if I have a song for you.

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And I answered you, I just with a hearty enthusiasm.

[F]

Facing your fears, actually, this morning, that's what the song is about.

[C]

Okay, we'll find out what's going on. And also coming up today, comedian David Brooks, comedian Kostaki Economopoulos with our preseason NFL report. This is the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studio. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show at the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee. Hello, there's Pat Godwin. Hey, Josh Arnold.

[E]

Hi there.

[A]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Chick and I are arguing, but we're actually on the same side of a couple of these arguments.

[B]

Yeah. If you guys think people out there, if you think they argue on the air, imagine what it's like off.

[C]

Well, because off the air, once you.

[A]

Shut your mouth, we got, we got.

[C]

Talking about music and I mentioned that I, we had a letter saying someone she loves the song I Love a Rainy Night by Eddie Rabbit. I'm a fan.

[A]

I am not a fan.

[C]

Okay, that's fine.

[A]

Why can I not be a fan?

[C]

You can, you can. But then just off the air, we got arguing about a certain song, that this song has actually been voted the worst song in the history of popular music.

[E]

No, that's not true.

[C]

And I, that is not true. And I'm a huge fan.

[E]

No, and what you're saying is wrong. It was voted, I believe, the worst rock and roll song by one publication, by one publication. And I can't remember if it was listener submitted or if it was the A holes that work at Rolling Stone magazine because let's be honest, Rolling Stone has sucked for so many decades because they don't care. They don't, they honestly don't care about music. But that's, I could go on and on about it and I will, but just find, find me on a soapbox in a park somewhere.

[B]

Not a fan.

[E]

I do not think We Built this City, which is the song we're talking about by Starship, is a rock and roll song. It's through and through a pop song if they just happen to be singing about rock and roll.

[D]

True.

[E]

And because the other song that's on that list is the Billy Joel song, I hate that. Still rock and roll to me. And I don't argue, I wouldn't argue that that's necessarily a rock and roll song.

[C]

Not. Okay, here's the story on it. We Built the City by Starship Blender magazine named it the worst song ever in 2004.

[E]

Okay, I am unfamiliar with that.

[A]

Blender.

[C]

Yeah, I.

[E]

That's gotta be Rolling Stone wannabes who are even worse than people at Rolling.

[C]

Stone put our magazine. Wait a minute. In your defense. In your defense, Josh, in 2011, Rolling Stone readers, you're correct, voted at the worst song of the 1980s. Critics point to the lyric Macaroni plays the mamba as one of the weaker lyrics.

[E]

Look, I can't defend that lyric.

[A]

I thought it was Marconi.

[E]

I thought it was, too.

[C]

Oh, it is Marconi. Sorry.

[F]

Macaroni.

[C]

I'm reading this for the first time.

[E]

Okay, but that's no sillier than. I guarantee. A lot of lyrics that Rolling Stone touts is brilliant.

[C]

Yeah. But I do love. I like this song. And it's got four different writers.

[A]

Well, see, that's like having two directors on a movie or two quarterbacks for a team. You've got two, you got none.

[E]

Okay, you guys don't think that song works as a catchy pop song?

[C]

No. Yes, it does.

[E]

So something happened when you heard it. A girl said, no, thanks when this song was on in the background.

[F]

How did you know?

[A]

You know what I don't like about it? I don't like those.

[C]

Those.

[A]

Those tone drums or whatever you call them.

[E]

Well, then you didn't listen to music in the 80s.

[A]

I don't like that.

[C]

That weird.

[E]

I mean, this was purely of its time. And those people in 2011 who said this was the worst song of the 80s, I promise you, more than half loved that song when it was out. They just got tired of it.

[C]

I didn't know this. That was the number one song in the Hot 100 on Billboard in 1985.

[A]

I need to ask Josh a question, and you need to be honest.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Were you in starship in the 80s?

[E]

I was a consulting manager, and I came up with the phrase, we built this city. I didn't know what. We built it all.

[F]

Well, you know. You know why I hate it? Because it became a commercial for breast augmentation. Do you remember the. We built this.

[D]

Remember?

[A]

Is that right?

[E]

I do. And it did bring away.

[F]

Yeah, it took away some of the char.

[A]

And here's the song that we were talking about that started all this.

[C]

Oh, this is I Love a Rainy Noise. Okay. To see your windshield wipers going back and forth.

[A]

I'm not Eddie Cochran. I'm Eddie Rabbit.

[C]

What?

[A]

No, it's like. What's that guy?

[E]

Eddie Cochran is License the Highway.

[A]

This is Eddie no, no, that's not Heidi Cochran.

[C]

That's Tom Cochrane Blues.

[E]

That's a throwback.

[A]

No, it's. It's the same song.

[C]

Beautiful.

[A]

It's the same song. Never put out that weird echo, right? Yeah. Weird echo on his.

[C]

I just see windshield wipers.

[E]

Well, you can't because the windshield wipers actually do show up in Driving my life Away. He sings.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Windshield wiper.

[C]

No, that came second, though.

[A]

It's hard to sit here and be.

[C]

Right all the time.

[E]

No, no, as in it's a burden.

[C]

I think that we built this city is. It's kind of like people who claim that they hate Nickelback that have never even heard them. Yeah, it's one of those pile on.

[A]

Why do you have Nickelback stock? What?

[C]

No, I don't.

[E]

I'm just better than.

[C]

Yeah, they're not that bad.

[B]

They're not that bad.

[C]

There are certain things that are sort of go to things that people hate. Like cr. Which I. We started the show talking about the new NFL Crocs and both Chick and I dislike them. And yet Chick found a way to somehow be mad at me for bringing it up. I'm not sure how that worked.

[A]

You know how I like I hate.

[C]

Crocs and I dislike.

[A]

You did it on purpose.

[C]

Yeah, but. I know, but it's also. You love the NFL, but you don't.

[A]

Hate them like I hate him.

[C]

Your relationship with shoes is very complicated. I think we could talk to a therapist about it. Probably involves something about your mom. Or not.

[A]

Let's not bring a therapist into this. Unless you want to get on the couch a second. How about that?

[C]

I'm pretty content with shoes. I think about it much. I'm wearing slip ons today, which I hate.

[B]

Slip ons.

[F]

What happened?

[B]

What do you mean?

[C]

These are.

[F]

You have a bunion.

[C]

I'm going to the foot doctor.

[A]

The other plastic shoes.

[B]

What do you got going on over there?

[A]

Tell us.

[C]

I'm going to the foot doctor.

[E]

Oh, to find out.

[C]

All right. These are those slip on things. They've got the. I gotta. I don't like these. I like to tie my shoes like an adult.

[E]

I like tying my shoes like an adult.

[B]

Fair enough.

[C]

You know?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Do you wash your hands after you tie your shoes?

[E]

No.

[C]

You should. Because just think. Bite those. Your shoelaces hovering around.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know.

[E]

What?

[A]

I was thinking about asking you to get to the therapist. I'm sorry.

[E]

Every time you put your shoes on, you wash your hands.

[B]

You are really your hand.

[C]

Your shoes Are filthy.

[F]

Everything's filthy.

[B]

Oh my God, Tom, your body needs germs.

[A]

Yeah, but everybody's been attacked by sharks.

[C]

My body doesn't need dog e cola.

[E]

You're the weir weirdest germaphobe there is because you're so. But then when you're sick, you come in here and you hang out.

[A]

Yeah. You insist on giving it to us.

[C]

Because I'm the kind of person that likes to share.

[E]

He's a gentleman.

[C]

He's generous. Coming up, we have some new words in the dictionary.

[A]

I got a couple words for you.

[C]

Know what delulu means?

[A]

Delulu.

[C]

Dalulu.

[A]

Spell that the singer.

[C]

D E L U L U. Nope.

[A]

Got no idea. Misspelling of desilu. I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, it's in the Cambridge dictionary as of yesterday.

[B]

That's slang though. It's.

[C]

Is that really count that they count it. They've added 6, 000 new words. This one's a skibidi. That's. That's been around.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

That's huge. That's the talking toilet thing.

[B]

Skibidi.

[C]

And we'll learn some more of these. Mouse jiggler.

[E]

Mouse jiggler.

[C]

Yeah. That's the one that threw me.

[E]

Oh, you know what? I think I am a mouse jiggler.

[B]

I bet.

[E]

I think I am.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

If it's what I think it is.

[C]

Well, I think.

[E]

I think, I think.

[C]

And we'll find out what's gibbity.

[A]

That's everywhere. I've never heard.

[C]

That's the toilet. The toilet head comes out of a toilet and sings.

[E]

It was some weird kids.

[B]

They're about to make a tick tock or something.

[C]

They're making a movie out of it now.

[A]

I got no idea, man.

[C]

Make. What's his name? Michael Bay. Yeah. That's a. That's a big news today. Yeah. That. We've got that coming up. We also have a TV show revolving around virgins. And I did a little research on this and the show is called Are you my first? But when we first heard about this show it had a different name and I think I know why.

[E]

Yeah, Pat. That's a different. Are you my first butt. It's a different show.

[F]

That's what I thought Tom said.

[C]

That's. That's on Bravo.

[F]

Bravo.

[E]

And the host.

[C]

The host. A guy named Ace Cherry. Funny enough, we are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Christy Lee.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[F]

Hi, Chad.

[C]

Chick.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Here's Tom. Hi, Tom. Hey, Chick.

[C]

We were arguing about the song We Built this City. I'm a big fan.

[E]

I didn't know that.

[C]

Yeah, it's.

[A]

Josh is the biggest fan.

[C]

And I knew that. I remembered it had been written by a bunch of people. One of them is the lyricist Elton John's lyricist, Bernie Taupin, a guy named Martin Page. Peter F. Wolf. Not the one from Jay Giles in the band. Right.

[A]

I think. Right.

[E]

He's Mr. Mr. Mr. Mister.

[C]

But yeah, one of the weirder lyrics is. And you were, you were correct, Christy or Josh Marconi plays the Mamba. Very odds.

[A]

And then they had local DJs jump in there for personalized versions.

[I]

They did.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Remember that?

[G]

Yep.

[C]

There were.

[E]

Did you guys have to do it?

[B]

Somebody did it.

[F]

Josh Arnold.

[E]

The Lakeshore Drive.

[F]

I love that.

[C]

There were a couple of songs that did that. Oh, God. Huey Lewis did it.

[E]

Where they would have.

[A]

I don't remember that.

[C]

Regional heart of rock and roll. And then what was the other one that did that? Oh, gosh.

[B]

Ace, do you remember Michael Stanley did.

[E]

One with My Town?

[C]

That's right. Michael Stanley Band did it. Great band, by the way, if you're not familiar with Michael stanley band, about.

[A]

30% of the country, probably.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, no, it was, they were kind of huge regional. But if you, if you get a.

[A]

Chance, he don't love you. Michael Stanley.

[B]

That's a great, great song. A lot of great Cleveland band.

[C]

Yes. Sadly, Michael's gone.

[A]

He the magnificent north coast, Cleveland, Ohio. Yeah.

[C]

But that's a terrific band. And they, yeah, they really had a, their footprint, as they say, was somewhat limited. But if you get a chance to listen to some of their stuff. It's out there and it's always. It's just really good. But yeah, we were arguing about We Built this City. I'm. I just.

[E]

There's something quirky, it's unfairly maligned. I think it's an easy target.

[C]

But. And I did not realize it had actually was the number one song in 1985 on Billboards charts.

[B]

I believe that.

[C]

Anyway, we can.

[A]

What are you saying? Number one in the Billboard chart. What was it?

[C]

The so called Hot 100. That's.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

We built this city.

[A]

Oh, oh yeah. It was crazy popular. Yeah.

[C]

And I. Can I forget which configuration if it was Starship or Jefferson Starship.

[E]

It was absolutely Starship.

[C]

Just Starship.

[E]

Okay then. We also saw them at Six Flags when that album came out.

[A]

I know Grace was in the band at that time because she looked like one of the Golden Girls on the COVID Yeah, she really did. Once they had her in a pantsuit. Not a good idea.

[E]

I always liked her.

[C]

Yeah, me too. There's a. There's a version of that band out there now called the Jefferson Starship. But I think it's like the original sound man and the bass player or something. I don't know.

[E]

Well, weren't they in between Starship and Jefferson Airplane? Jefferson Starship.

[C]

Well, there was. It's. It's. It's really complicated. Paul Cantner did an album.

[E]

No, no, no, no. I just asked the one simple question.

[C]

No, I know and I'm saying it's a complicated answer and I, I would know it is. I would try to.

[E]

Was Jefferson Starship between Jefferson Airplane and Starship. That's a yes or no answer. I don't need you to hear about Paul. A whole face.

[C]

We'll just have his Paul Cantner, who of course he had the original album.

[A]

I don't care what disagreement I get in later. Whoever I'm talking to, I'm going to call them, whatever your name is. A hole face. That's what I'm doing. So if you have dealings with me later, just know it's coming. It's got to be coming.

[E]

One of my favorite things is to try to devolve an argument as quickly as possible.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Well, it was a move my brothers and I perfected as children.

[A]

I love everything.

[C]

Do you want to get to any sports or do you want to move on? What do you mean? Well, we were already arguing about the shoes. I thought that was the biggest sports story. Then we argued about Joe Flacco, which is a great Story.

[A]

NFL preseason action. And you think Crocs is the big. The biggest big sports story this morning.

[C]

Oh, by the way, the only member of the Jefferson Airplane. It's David Freeberg, the bass player. Mickey Thomas, the singer.

[A]

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

[C]

Just. Just curious.

[B]

Mickey Thomas. What?

[C]

He doesn't tour with him.

[E]

Why would you follow up? He's in me.

[D]

Mickey Thomas's starship.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

He's got his own thing going.

[C]

Okay, well.

[F]

And we're back.

[C]

He's not in Jefferson Star. See, this is your fault, Josh.

[A]

I'm looking for a nod to turn you guys off over here. Okay, what was it? I don't have a knob. Oh, this one goes. I. I can't hear you. By the way, the. Thomas can't hear me either.

[C]

The. The band. Thomas Jefferson Starship as a black chick singing.

[A]

Now, is Mickey. Is Mickey Thomas. Does he also have Thomas's English muffins?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

He was the guy in the Elvin Bishop group that sang Fooled around and fell in love.

[A]

Yes, we know.

[E]

Thomas Jefferson Starship.

[C]

Yeah, they've got a black chick singing. And just to be historically accurate, I.

[A]

Don'T think Josh knows this story. And someone's reminded me of it from our listener emails. So here's the question. Did I remember. Do I remember a story from the Bob and Tom show that has something to do with this? This is from Adam. Years ago, one of my older brother's friends got married. They put disposable cameras on every table. My brother and the rest of his friends all took all the cameras into the bathroom, took pictures of their junk so when they were developed, they could see.

[C]

True.

[A]

Weren't one of you involved in the story Is. Yeah.

[E]

I'm wondering if that listener. Because we talked about this yesterday.

[A]

Oh, really?

[E]

That listener wrote in. Because we were talking.

[A]

Did you talk about what he did at my bachelor.

[E]

He wouldn't. He tried. You know what he tried to say?

[F]

Where do you hear this?

[A]

That I took a picture of his job, kind of.

[C]

No.

[F]

He says, you.

[A]

Right? He.

[E]

He said, you're a lying sack of turkey. Like, didn't you take. Pat was like, didn't you take disposable cameras?

[C]

And. Yeah.

[E]

And he goes, oh, yeah, Chick and I did that at a wedding. Yeah, that's what he said.

[B]

That is what he said.

[E]

I said, wasn't a chick's wedding.

[A]

Yes, because. Because how I found out his. His dangle was on our. We didn't develop the pictures from the wedding until we got to San Diego. And I'm there with my brand New in laws. And we're looking at all the photos, and there he is. No way. Way.

[B]

Could you see his face? How did you know it was his?

[A]

No.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Did you laugh at all? You have to like.

[A]

Oh, I. I tried to. I tried not to laugh and I. Oh. Oh, my goodness. One of those.

[C]

Gave him.

[A]

Gave him one of those.

[F]

He threw you under the bus yesterday.

[C]

The Milton Burl of radio.

[E]

He tried to make it sound like you guys were partners.

[A]

Not at all.

[E]

Because you weren't here.

[A]

And he tried to get a lot of other guys to do it. Nobody else would do it. Gosh, you're. You're evil. Even on a level that I.

[C]

Sorry.

[F]

You did it alone.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

You had nobody with you.

[C]

Your selfie.

[A]

And, you know, I'm remembering it now, but I saw him come out of the bathroom at Bob's old house with the disposable camera in his hand, and he's looking at me like the. The Cheshire cat. The stupidest.

[C]

And that's apparently have become a thing again. I just saw that they. Yeah, there's. There's a.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Taking pictures of your junk.

[C]

No, no. The disposable camera. They're white. They're for. There's weddings. Weddings. You put them on the table.

[E]

That's fun. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

But that's gonna happen.

[C]

And if you're looking for something fun to do, go to the bathroom, take pictures. There's all kinds of options you've got there.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I was surprised you'd pick that one.

[C]

Yeah. I could have gone for, you know.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

If that was the case.

[E]

Yeah. Right.

[C]

I'm sorry. So as that sports.

[A]

No.

[C]

Okay. Sorry.

[A]

We had a Monday Night Football game. Bengals win last night, 3117 over the Washington football team.

[C]

Him.

[A]

Let's see. Jaden Daniels had a sweet baby. Jaden Daniels had a pretty good outing. Scored a touchdown.

[B]

What happened to your Gene Daniels that used to be here?

[A]

He's right here.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Only I can see him. Oh, he's private.

[B]

Looks like he's falling down.

[A]

No, he's wearing back to throw a big long.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

But he's not falling down. He's an action figure.

[C]

Yeah, he does.

[A]

Kirk. That means looks like he's fallen down.

[C]

Yeah, that one looks like. Like it's. He's a falling over.

[A]

And the Cleveland Browns have announced that Joe Flacco will be their starting quarterback.

[C]

Huge story.

[A]

And here's Tom with all the wonderfulness of this story. Because Joe Flacco's a great guy.

[E]

Him's 40.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

He's amazing.

[C]

I just think, you know, for those of us men of a certain age to see one of our fellow men.

[E]

Must be nice seeing somebody half your age.

[A]

I think it's nice. You think we're 40.

[C]

No, actually, when you've reached the age where the guys playing are young or, let's see, they're younger than your oldest child, it does kind of send you a message.

[E]

I, it was a wake up call for me for sure, I guess. Oh, my gosh. These are, these are kids.

[C]

Yeah, man.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And they're, they're the best in the world at what they do and I can't wait to watch them. We're going to be talking about the NFL with comedian Kostaki Economopoulos, our NFL correspondent coming up in about a little less than an hour.

[E]

We'll see what's going on. I thought you were going to say like three weeks.

[C]

Yeah. Plus comedian David Brooks will be joining us. Certainly look forward to that. But yeah. Joe Flacco, I'm.

[A]

And the other big sports story in sports coming back, the Croc story is going to be everywhere today.

[C]

Well, I think it's important.

[A]

I'm being sarcastic.

[C]

I think a lot of people like Crocs. A lot of people like the NFL.

[B]

They have NBA Crocs. You know that, right?

[A]

They enjoy it.

[C]

Now, do they have official Stanley's with NBA and NFL logos? Because that's the other thing that's everywhere.

[E]

I don't know if they've made a licensing play or not.

[C]

Your Crocs and your Stanleys, they're. They're everywhere, I presume. Are you a Stanley guy, Pat? No. You don't have a Stanley Yeti.

[B]

I'm a Yeti girl, too.

[C]

Yeah. Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

It's a manly.

[C]

You know, they're gerrymandering my neighborhood to get more people to vote Yeti. It's time now for the Silac Insurance Company quiz. You've been hearing about Silac and something called annuities for a while here on the Bob and Tom Show. If you want to know more about annuities, we're going to help you by doing this quiz. We call it the McGee 3. Three questions from the Silac Insurance Company's FAQ section. Frequently asked questions. Number one. It begins with a letter. Dear Chick Magee, I want to browse and read about all these Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac annuity address?

[A]

That's easy, Tom. It's Silac ins.com that is s I l a c I n s dot com.

[C]

Okay, question number two. I love the idea of getting a 20% bonus by going from that 401k to a Silac annuity. What's the phone number for information about that?

[A]

Oh, another softball, Tom, it's just dial £250 on your cell and say bonus 20. That number again, £250. And then just say bonus 20.

[C]

You've got two out of three doing so well. So, last question. Dear Mr. McGee, would it be too much to ask for you to read the Silex disclaimer?

[A]

It would be too much.

[B]

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[C]

Thank you very much. Coming up, we have Shakespeare in the News. We have Happy Ending Dog Story. We have a Happy ending Great White Shark Story with a comical photograph. And NFL News with Kostaki and Chicken. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. This episode is brought to you by Lifelock. When you visit the doctor, you probably hand over your insurance, your ID and contact details.

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[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

Pat Godwin.

[F]

Hello.

[A]

Josh Arnold.

[E]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios up to our necks and bagels. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Thank you for the bagels, Chick.

[A]

You're welcome.

[B]

Yes, thank you, chick.

[A]

That's. They're $2 each, so just leave your money on the counter.

[C]

Well, I'm light 10. I tipped the guy.

[B]

Oh, that was nice.

[E]

Oh, that's very nice of you, but I'm sure Chick tipped on the app.

[A]

I tipped him on the app.

[E]

But, hey, the man's out early working. Why not?

[C]

Yeah. Nice guy. Yeah.

[F]

What happened?

[C]

I was. I saw the car pull up.

[A]

Poor bastard.

[C]

So I. So I went up front. The guy gets out of the car and he goes. I said, are those the bagels? And he goes, goes, you chike, you.

[E]

Oh, Chick. Okay. Yeah.

[B]

And you wanted him to do this?

[C]

That's what he said.

[F]

I didn't know about that.

[C]

He called me Chike. He said, are you Chike? And I went, yes. I'm not gonna go. He's inside. Well, I explained to the guy, and then he came up and he said. And he. I handed him 10 bucks, said, thank you. He goes, uno, goes. I swear to God. He said, uno, picture. Oh, took a photograph. Oh, with you to prove he delivered them. Yes. I gave him to prove he delivered.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Holding up the bagel thing and.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

That's not an autograph.

[B]

He made it sound like he wanted a picture with you.

[E]

No, he had.

[C]

He had a picture with Chike, and I told him, checks and they're taking a dump.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Well, I've gotta. I've got to check this picture out.

[F]

That's not an autograph.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if you can see that.

[E]

Right, right.

[A]

That's Tom's leg and his dumb shirt, carrying the bagels.

[E]

Off.

[A]

Off.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That's hilarious.

[B]

I know. You guys all probably do the same thing. You wake up and you check your phones. Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Right. That's kind of.

[C]

What.

[E]

No, I'm sorry. I'm one of these guys. I wait an hour.

[A]

You're not supposed to.

[E]

Yeah, I wait an hour.

[A]

Denzel Washington tells us not to take a moment for yourself.

[E]

You're the Denzel.

[A]

You're the. I. I don't do it, though. I don't do what Denzel says. But you do, and I'm jealous.

[B]

So this morning, I checked my Instagram, and one of the first things that pops up is Pat doing something that Tom absolutely hates and will not do.

[F]

Had to. 3:38am I look at the car, and it's. It's empty. And I have, like, maybe 15 miles. I go, I gotta get some gas.

[B]

Right.

[F]

I don't normally get gas at that time of the night, so I went to the Circle K. Close to us.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And there was a. One of the. There was the gas tanker filling up the tanks, and it was dark and a little scary, and I. That's one of Tom's.

[C]

You could have gotten mugged and exploded when the tanker truck blew up.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Lives back code. So I'll do a little something for you.

[A]

Things are afoot at the Circle Cat.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

It's scary getting gas that early in the morning. You never know who's gonna come by and hijack your car.

[A]

And Jackie with a sock full of nickels.

[E]

Sure.

[F]

Gas tanker Tom won't pump.

[A]

Oh, I heard.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Public restrooms he won't dump. Same restaurant for lunch, same place for Sunday brunch. Caesar Frank struck right by the door and him won't be going in that store. He's a man who's clean and germ free Tom lives by a code does laundry every day has lots of children, Knows most of their names but when his kids all graduate, Tommy G. Will be around 98 I sing lost weight, looking hot. We're pretty sure he's on the shots has kids with different babies with mamas because he loves the constant drama Spills coffee on his intercom round here we call him three mom Tom He's a man who's clean and German free Tom lives by a code. Tom lives by a code and I broke that code.

[B]

Yeah, you did.

[C]

My own. I've had to do that a couple times. Get gas in the morning, 3:30 in the morning.

[F]

I wasn't scared.

[B]

You wasn't scared.

[C]

Every car coming up, I figured this is the time I get carjacked.

[A]

Yeah. You know who's going to be. I'm gonna, I'm gonna be the one jacking you, I can tell you that. Hey Tom, how's it going? Bam.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. And then just the other day there was a Brink truck, a Brink struck robbery. You saw that, didn't you, on the news?

[B]

Yeah, I saw where they, they arrested a bunch of guys for a Brinks truck robbery. Actually, I think it's an inside job and they think they might be have done more than one, which is kind of interesting.

[A]

I see more stories about Brinks trucks, doors flying open than I do. Brinks robbed, right?

[C]

Yeah. You think that they maybe like a velcro strap on the back as just a special, like a bonus like you.

[B]

Wrap your luggage when you go.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

They wrap it all the way around the truck.

[C]

The big velcro strap.

[E]

Hey, look at that.

[C]

These would prevent the door from flying open. Well, thanks for the bagels, chick. They're delightful.

[A]

You're welcome. And here's a. I'll do this story and I will have no comment.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Because I know how much you love this story. The NFL is collaborating with the shoe company Crocs to release clogs for every team in the league. NFL Crocs collection will launch with foam clogs, colors and logos of 14 teams, including the Chiefs, Eagles, Lions, Lions, Niners, Steelers and Bills. Croc said the line would include all 32 by the time the 2025 season comes to a close. Oh, According to the Crocs website, the first wave of clogs launching on September 18th. Price point, 84.99.

[C]

I wonder which ones will be the ugliest.

[B]

Have you looked at them? I. They're up on their website.

[C]

Oh, they are? Oh, no, I haven't looked at them yet.

[A]

It's hard to beat the Browns in general.

[C]

Yeah, that. Orange and brown for color.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Okay. Oh, wow, those are.

[B]

And you can see they do have gibbets in them.

[E]

See the little horns?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I don't know about. Oh, yeah, the Buffalo Bills and the Vikings have horns. Yeah.

[E]

Stars for the Cowboys. And.

[C]

Yeah, those. Those horns really stick out.

[E]

The Chiefs has the mascot, like a cat or whatever the hell that is.

[C]

Is jibbitz a word they invented?

[B]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But they've been using them for at least as long as my kids had them back in the day.

[A]

So who's top left? I can't really make that one out.

[F]

Raiders.

[C]

Tennessee.

[E]

Looks like eagles.

[C]

What is that?

[A]

Yeah. I don't know.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Kind of an odd.

[E]

It is the. Evan. There's an eagles. Jibbet or.

[A]

Okay, wow.

[C]

Okay. And how do you spell jibbet?

[B]

J, I, B, B, I, T, Z. Gibbets.

[C]

Okay. Gibbets. Oh, so it's Is. Is the plural of gibbets? Gibbitz.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Fair question.

[B]

Yes. I would assume one gibbets. Gibbitz charms 90 gibbets.

[C]

There's no. There's no such thing as a gibbet?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay. Okay, Good to know. Thank you very much. We have more word information coming up today, including. The Cambridge Dictionary has released a whole bunch of new words out there for your dining and dancing pleasure, including hood fishing. Anybody? No idea what is it? Hood fishing.

[A]

Hood fishing? No.

[E]

When you look for a romantic partner in the hood, close, or you like.

[B]

A guy who's not circumcised.

[A]

He has a hood.

[C]

Give a bagel to the girl with the filthy mouth.

[E]

Well, the bagel would be an appropriate.

[C]

Yeah, that would be the exact opposite. The practice where someone pretends in their online dating profile to live in a much more fancy neighborhood than they actually live in.

[E]

Also catfishing, but that's about the neighborhood.

[C]

So it's hood fishing.

[E]

I see.

[C]

Remember, there was a real big deal about. What is it called? Area codes. Yeah. A few years ago, that was a big thing.

[B]

And zip codes.

[C]

People would go get a phone in a place they didn't live just so they had the. Had the right area area code. And they were interviewing People like. That's embarrassing. Paris Hilton. That would never call anyone back if they didn't have the right area code. Yeah. When is. When she gonna get snuffed by? Just.

[B]

Hey, I don't think she's. She spent her summer in Traverse City, Michigan. She had a bunch of. So don't be. She's a big.

[E]

She's like one of the least problem causing.

[C]

I know. I wouldn't. I'm not gonna call him back. He has the wrong area.

[E]

She may have been 17 when she said that.

[C]

Wise up.

[E]

Wise up.

[C]

How about a nanoship?

[B]

A nanoship?

[C]

See, this to me sounds like the little teeny little thing that they inject you in that movie where they go inside the body in a little spaceship movie. The nano ship.

[A]

Fantastic voice.

[C]

It's not a tiny little ship. It's a romantic interaction with no expectation that it will lead to a relationship. Does that mean a one night stand?

[A]

More or less.

[C]

Sounds like when it says a romantic interaction, does that mean coitus, if you will. I don't know.

[E]

I don't speak Gen Z.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. Lemonading anyone. No sitting around complaining, approaching problems or challenges in life that involves remaining positive. Oh, this is making lemon.

[A]

I hate these stories.

[C]

Yeah, well, this is. This is the Cambridge dictionary. Don't blame me.

[E]

You're the reason I didn't know about it.

[A]

Know about it?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, that's because.

[B]

6,000 new words to their database.

[E]

They're all nonsense.

[B]

Yeah, pretty much.

[C]

But here's the best one.

[A]

I bet it's not.

[C]

I. This one I like because it's so bad.

[E]

The best one. You've looked at all 6,000?

[C]

Yes, I have.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Mouse jiggler.

[E]

I think I am one of these.

[B]

What do you think it is?

[E]

When I had a job and I had to use a mouse, I would jiggle the mouse a lot.

[B]

That's exactly.

[E]

But in this case, it might mean somebody who's pretending to work.

[F]

That's what it is.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Seems like I was not a pretender to work, but I was a fidgety guy with my mouse.

[C]

Makes it seem like you're working when you are not.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

That is a mouse jiggle.

[E]

It's also big with remote workers because to prove that they're working at home, they. The cursor has to be moving for a little while. So sometimes you can leave, make a sandwich, go back real quick, jiggle your mouse so that your computer stays on, and then go back to doing the work.

[B]

May I've seen this. It actually.

[E]

Oh, this probably refers yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

My kids do this because, I mean, mouse jiggler. Sounds like someone who got thrown out of. Thrown out of Disney World for exposing themselves.

[E]

Get out of here, you filthy mouth jiggler.

[C]

Let me ask you this. So there, There has to be a. What would it be? A program or either a mechanical device that moves your mouse for you?

[F]

That's exactly what that is.

[C]

Is there a mechanical device or is it a program where you press a button and it. And it scans your computer as if someone's using. Yeah. Does your TV do the thing where you come back to it? It goes. Are you still watching?

[F]

Oh, sure.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You've left it on for eight hours or something?

[C]

Yeah, well, you know something? It's my tv. I'll leave it off. I want to. Sick of that thing telling me that.

[E]

I'm also sick of. You know, it gets my. My heart racing, like, and I'm. I get so stressed out is when the credits roll for something and it says up in three seconds. This show. Hey, screw you.

[C]

I don't.

[E]

I don't know what to watch that.

[B]

You know what?

[E]

And now it's going to show up on my. Continue watch.

[C]

Watching.

[E]

And I can't get rid of that.

[B]

Watch the credits. You have to watch whatever they want to in your face.

[E]

I just, I don't. I don't like things bossing me around.

[C]

Me neither. I don't like my TV telling me. Are you still watching?

[E]

Yeah, screw off. Yeah, it's still on, isn't it?

[C]

I'll turn it off. Okay, how about this one? This is once again the new one. Dictionary. Yeah, these are good. Dulu.

[E]

What's that mean?

[C]

Any. Any guesses?

[A]

Got no idea.

[E]

Delusional. That's a good guess.

[C]

That's a Ben. That's the correct answer. Oh, it's a shortening of the word delusional. Yeah, he's the Lulu.

[E]

I always liked it in Looney Tunes. Or watch out for that first step. It's a real lulu.

[C]

My mother's. My mother would say that all the time.

[E]

Yeah, I love that.

[C]

Yeah. Something would be. I don't know what it was a doozy. Both.

[A]

I don't. I've never heard Lulu. Never.

[C]

Oh, my.

[E]

The Looney Tunes man himself.

[A]

Watch out. That first step is a doozy.

[E]

And Lulu.

[A]

Wrong.

[C]

Among the more literate. I believe it was Lulu.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

If you're falling down the steps of a trailer, it's doozy. How about this one? Trad wife Christy.

[B]

I think it's okay. I know, because you gave Me the story, so I can't play, but okay.

[C]

It's a traditional.

[B]

A traditional wife life.

[C]

Somebody, I mean, traditional going way back.

[B]

Right. Would be a mom who cooks, cleans, and posts on social media.

[C]

That's the distinction. All right, Pat, you got a song for us?

[F]

Yeah, it's. Yeah, I'll do.

[E]

Sure.

[A]

Watch out, Pat. It's a doozy.

[C]

All right.

[F]

It's always an issue.

[C]

Am I here? Are we hearing it?

[A]

We turned it up a little bit. How about that? There we go. There we go.

[F]

There you go.

[A]

There it is.

[F]

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a traditional woman your wife. Take it from me, I've had to get a modern woman to marry you. My new wife helped me with this song and all I want to do is get along. I don't need another ex and I enjoy having sex. I'm glad women work and vote. The last bitch took my boat. If you want to hold on to your house, Get a trad wife to be your spouse.

[C]

Pat, you're wearing two pairs of glasses. Could we get a. Could we get a shot of that? Do you realize that you have two sets of glasses on?

[F]

Is that why this song didn't work?

[C]

One on your phone?

[E]

No, no, no, that was.

[C]

No, I loved the song.

[E]

That was. Cause it was joke free. But the glasses thing was.

[A]

That was a home run.

[C]

I'm having a hell of a week. I didn't know you lost your boat. I like that, Pat.

[E]

That's a great song, isn't it, Oldie?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You like that song?

[E]

Never make a pretty woman your wife. I think it's a really fun song.

[F]

Clever.

[C]

Yeah, it's incredibly sexist.

[E]

From Shirtless girl over here.

[A]

Masculine toxicity.

[C]

Look, are you. Aren't you aware of contemporary politics? You have to have to be capable of taking any side at any given moment. Whatever your. Whatever ethical or moral stance you have, feel free just to. No, I'm with him. Okay.

[B]

As you can imagine, many of these new words are tied to social media platforms like Tick Tock, because apparently that's how most young people communicate. These.

[E]

The thing about it is for Cambridge to introduce I I. It's fine because language is an organic thing, of course, growing of a customer. But a lot of these words will not be used in a year or two.

[C]

And that's. You mentioned that supposedly the. One of the rules they have is, will this be used in a few years? And if the answer is yes, they'll put it in boy. But I think if you go back. You're gonna see a few that are.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And then Skibidi is in there and we have two stories about them, actually another story about them. And it's a YouTube.

[C]

Do you remember the word yuppie?

[A]

Sure.

[C]

When's the last time you heard that?

[E]

Yeah, it's been a while.

[C]

Probably in a song by Tom Petty, but that's disappeared. But yeah, some of these words, they just don't last. But there's some more interesting ones. We'll touch on these. We also have some news from the world of Shakespeare. On the way, we have more sporting news. We're also going to talk with comedian and our NFL correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos and then in the studio with comedian David Brooks. It's all very exciting. Don't go anywhere. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[I]

Just gotta get ahold of us.

[A]

Call, text or email.

[I]

Get all the contact information you [e-mail]. this is the Bob and Tom Show. Jim Rome takes on sports.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Because you're not playing me with rapid fire takes. Y' all went from the super bowl straight to the toilet bowl. He's not over the NFL. The NFL is over him. Scorching debates, all the good, all the bad, all the ups, all the downs.

[A]

He's the spitfire of sports. Smack.

[C]

Sorry for what I said because it was appropriate when I said it, but I can't say it anymore. Dude, you are killing the game.

[A]

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[C]

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[A]

Smoke, smoke, smoke that Cigarette by Commander Cody.

[C]

An amazing song.

[A]

I think we all agree on that because he was choking over there.

[C]

Choke, choke. Choking.

[A]

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette. Oh my God, what a wonderful song. You have that album. You have that album, Josh.

[E]

You know Paul Hammerstein was on there.

[B]

That's right.

[C]

No, Paul was not on there.

[E]

You.

[C]

You illiterate.

[A]

Maybe someday Commander Cody will tour again.

[C]

So that's going to be hard cuz he's deceased.

[E]

The shortest harmonica solo by Lips Charlie.

[A]

Muscle, Wife Charles Muscle, Christy Lee, Pat Godwin, Josh Arnold, Ace Hodsby. I'm chick.

[C]

Hello, you three inch fool.

[A]

We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Oh, I got dizzy when talking there. Why am I dizzy? Hi, Tom.

[C]

Hello. We are still, we're deeply involved in the world of sports. Right now we are going to be talking with comedian Kostakia Khanomopoulos, our NFL correspondent, Atlanta Falcon Die Hard fan shortly. But right now we're Talking to Chick McGee, fan of the Washington Football Club in an exhibition game last evening.

[A]

See? Yeah. Bengals win last night. 3117. So on. It's on to the regular season anyway. Guess who. See if you can guess now. Who gave me this story.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay.

[A]

An Australian surfer had a close call with a shark.

[C]

Shark.

[E]

Oh, my.

[A]

His board was bitten in half by a great white shark.

[E]

Scary.

[C]

Now we have the video. This. This looks like a cartoon shark bite. If we could show the photograph.

[A]

Mr. Brad Ross was.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Surfing all right.

[A]

In New South Wales when he was attacked.

[E]

That's a cheap board, huh?

[A]

Yeah, real cheap, right? Also would barely worth it.

[C]

That's a.

[E]

Mostly Styrofoam looks like.

[C]

What do you think it's going to be made of? Steel?

[E]

A little harder than that.

[C]

Fiberglass.

[A]

An explosion of water and foam. Before seeing his board in pieces that must have been.

[B]

Where the hell was he?

[A]

Footage shows Mr. Ross holding up the two halves. Large bite taken out within hours. A nearby drum line snagged a shark fitting the description, but it broke free before it was able to be tagged.

[E]

I love it.

[C]

A shark fitting the description.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. He had a tattoo of his mother on his left.

[C]

Yeah, it's a shark. Not a. Not a 2017 gray Kea. You're looking for a shark out there.

[B]

More than one. So where was he, though? I mean, how did he avoid getting bit?

[C]

That's the miracle.

[B]

I mean, was he standing on it when it bit?

[C]

Yeah. Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Well, because if he'd been laying there, obviously that would have been way worse.

[E]

Look even more like a porpoise. You know, like that's why they bite boards and stuff like that. They think it's a seal. Yeah, they don't just bite, typically. Don't. They don't just bite a human swimming around.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, that's not what Tom's told me.

[E]

Well, he's told you many things.

[A]

90 chance of being attacked by a shark on any beach in the United States.

[C]

What Tom told me, especially Lake Erie, Lake Michigan and Lake here.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Oh, yeah, they're out there, those lake sharks. Gotta watch for those now.

[C]

Any day now. Jaws is coming back to the theaters August 28th. Okay. I believe I'm gonna go see it again. I've just. I just watched it in its entirety a couple weeks ago, but with one of my daughters. Loves the movie. So we'll go again. But that is, like I said, it looks like a cartoon version of a shark bite out of that board.

[E]

I think cartoon versions look like real shark bites. I think that's the.

[C]

Oh, really? Okay, that's good observation. And you yet slows the show down. We have. Is that. Is that the end of our sports broadcast?

[E]

When you're given a plate full of crap?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Here, make a nice.

[E]

I try to do something with it.

[C]

A villain. I have done thy mother.

[E]

How dare you, sir.

[C]

A little bit of Titus Andronicus for you.

[A]

Please stop with that.

[C]

Oh no, I. I love.

[A]

No one likes it but you.

[C]

You don't like these Shakespearean insults.

[E]

No, I like them, but I'm with chick.

[A]

I like bull's pistol.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. This is from Macbeth. Thou cream faced loon.

[E]

Oh, yes.

[C]

That's one of the more famous ones from Henry V. Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat.

[A]

I thought it was Henry drank a fifth. What's the name of the.

[C]

Okay, I can. I can build a. A spirit insult for you. I've got a chart here.

[A]

Please, please stop.

[C]

Would you like one?

[A]

No.

[C]

You fawning dog hearted canker blossom.

[F]

Be careful.

[C]

These are all legit.

[B]

Well, it depends on how you put them into sentence.

[C]

You rump fed spur galled hedge pig. I never see. These are fun.

[A]

Some of that wasn't even words.

[C]

No, this is. These are all words that appear in Shakespeare.

[B]

So these aren't words we use now.

[A]

How do you spell Grrr?

[B]

Are these in the Cambridge dictionary?

[C]

No, these are classic words. I could. Here's one. I'm going to create one for Pat. You have been associated with in an intimate fashion with several women that all have the same name. Is that correct?

[F]

Yes, that is correct. Kim.

[C]

How about this one then? Thou thrice wedded Kim Hoarder.

[F]

Twice. Not thrice.

[B]

Well, there's still time.

[F]

There's always time.

[A]

If you.

[C]

I'll tell you what. If you marry a woman named Kim.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I'll pay for the wedding.

[F]

There's a lot of problems in all of this.

[C]

That's why I'm making a stupid bet.

[B]

You have to find a Kim.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know what to do here. Go from an awful thing to a less awful thing. Or maybe just as awful.

[G]

What?

[A]

What do you mean? Stupid world.

[B]

See, I thought maybe we didn't have one today.

[A]

102 year old man in Japan has become the oldest person to summit about Fuji.

[E]

Tom. Go ahead, tell us where. Where isn't he from?

[C]

Not from Hiroshima.

[A]

Kokichi Akuzawa.

[E]

Yeah. God bless you.

[A]

Twelve 388 foot peak at the age of 102 years 51 days.

[C]

That's amazing.

[A]

He took a three day approach.

[C]

I can barely get into my car.

[E]

Yeah, this is nuts.

[A]

This guy spending two nights in a moun hut along the way.

[C]

This guy's amazing.

[B]

Does your car have floorboards that drop down when you open the door?

[C]

This? This one? No, my Suburban. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I love those.

[B]

I do too.

[C]

I like that grip in the ceiling.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Just lean back, grab that thing and haul yourself in like you're an astronaut getting into the Mercury capsule.

[E]

Christy, you probably need those on like an escort.

[B]

I do.

[A]

He recently recovered from a fall, a bout of shingles and heart failure earlier this year.

[E]

Year, oh my.

[A]

He says he climbs every week. He previously summited Mount Fuji at age 96 and marked his 99th birthday in O2 by climbing a another mountain that Tom will try and pronounce now.

[C]

Oh, gosh. Navi Wariyama.

[B]

Sounds good to me.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

There may be an extra syllable in there somewhere.

[E]

It is good with extra eel sauce.

[C]

Good for this guy.

[A]

We get some fried when you're this old.

[C]

I mean, anything he does is going to be record. There's a photograph of him.

[E]

Okay. As old as anything.

[A]

He has no idea where he is. Why are they taking pictures of this guy?

[E]

Have I made it? Have I climbed into heaven yet? Not yet.

[A]

He looks like an old sock.

[C]

The thing around his waist is to keep the. The crap. The crap from flowing up after Reso himself.

[B]

God love him.

[E]

Oh, he's angel.

[C]

You didn't want to do the story?

[A]

What a mess.

[B]

He only weighs 50 pounds.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

I once got knuckle deep with Tokyo Rose.

[A]

I bet you did.

[C]

I remember when these mountains were volcanoes. You piss out. Take me to. Take me to Everest. We'll show them. Where's the remote? Well, thank you.

[B]

Do you need oxygen up there?

[A]

Like you 12, 888ft.

[B]

Oh, no.

[E]

That needs oxygen. In his living room.

[C]

In his basement.

[B]

You could ski that.

[C]

But. Well, thank you very much. Jake.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Is that sports?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That completes our sports broadcast. We have time to check in. I look over there and I see it's the Silac Insurance news desk deck. That was so close.

[E]

You meant to say dick.

[C]

Insurance news desk.

[A]

Climb up on that Dick.

[B]

A new show called Are youe My First? Promises to be Love island for Virgins.

[E]

That sounds disgusting. What time's it on?

[B]

Created by the producers of the hit show Love Island. And if you've not sat through that, and I know, Tom, that you probably have not. It is something.

[C]

A lot of buzz, but. Oh, now, do you remember we had an article about this virgin show Last year when they were casting it and it had a different name.

[B]

The series will follow 21 virgins on their quest to lose their virginity. It'll premiere August 18th. Participants range in age from 24 to 34. Many are Mormon. The Hostel, the host of the show, former Bachelor, Colton Underwood and Caitlin Bristow, who starred in the Bachelorette. In June, TLC premiered its new show Virgins. The Learning channel, which stars four so called bloomers ranging in age from 34 to 42 as they look to have sex for the first time. So they're apparently competing virgin shows.

[C]

And when they did the casting for this, if I'm not mistaken, because we had an article about it, I dug it up up and it was called Virgin island and I've got a feeling. Anyone want to guess why?

[E]

I think tonight's going to be a good night.

[B]

Because of the Epstein, I think.

[C]

Yeah. Because it's been called Epstein Island. I think that steered them away from going with that.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, Obviously they check IDs before they cast the people.

[A]

You think they're going to ever be out of these shows and people are going to stop watching them?

[E]

I don't think people will stop watching.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

They folks love them.

[A]

Why is that, man?

[B]

I don't know that. Love island, though, my kids are all about it. My girls watch that.

[G]

Like.

[E]

Do you kind of like it too?

[B]

When they're home and I'll sit and watch it, I get a chuckle.

[C]

What is the.

[B]

They're just really good looking people that are hooking up on this beautiful island.

[C]

Instead of having real friends. You watch them.

[F]

Did you guys see the Nikki Glazer 1s Boy Island?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That I did not watch.

[C]

Crazy.

[F]

I actually watched that.

[C]

What was that one about?

[F]

It was a little sexier.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[C]

A little more.

[E]

I think it was hbo, so it could be a little more.

[F]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was.

[E]

Was there nudity?

[C]

No, I'm not going to watch till they have a penetration island.

[A]

I don't think they're going to name it that.

[B]

Well, they're penetrating.

[C]

Okay. Okay. What? Narcissist.

[B]

I don't know if love is ever involved at all, but.

[C]

But yeah.

[E]

Okay, well, Virgin island is the goal. To get laid.

[B]

Yep. For the first time.

[F]

And Mormons are involved.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Hey, you win. Here's your prize. New sheets.

[F]

Don't the Mormons have a. Yeah, that's.

[C]

How they know they got a winner. There's a Japanese flag over hut number seven.

[F]

Don't the Mormons have a loophole with sex? Do you know what I'm talking about?

[C]

Hot.

[F]

No, it's called soaking.

[E]

Oh, what's that?

[B]

What's that?

[F]

Well, I don't know if I can describe it on the air. You have to look it up.

[C]

It's.

[F]

But it's.

[C]

Oh, is this the one where other people are involved and they come in and shake the bed or something?

[F]

That is part of it, yeah.

[E]

Interesting.

[C]

Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll explore this and many other things, including when we come back, comedian Kostaki Khandomopoulos with our NFL Update from the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Thanks for listening to the Bob and.

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Tom show this morning even though we're not.

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Not too much to look at.

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You can also watch the show on our YouTube channel.

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Welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee at the Silac Insurance news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey.

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Hello. Josh Arnold.

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Hey, Chick.

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Ace Cosby. And we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee. We're going to talk with our NFL cool correspondent Kostaki Economopoulos. There he is. We've got him on the big screen live from Los Angeles, California. Kostaki, full disclosure, Kostaki is biased because he is a fan of the Atlanta Falcons. I think that's fair to say. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go team. Are, are you in good spirits already for your team this season?

[I]

Yeah, I think my team has a small up arrow. That's always nice when you're a fan.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Okay. Very good, very good. And you have done an, an analysis the, the pre season, examining it. Do you have any interesting observations for us here in the Bob and Tom program?

[I]

Yeah, I love that. It's all back. Cowboy star Micah Parsons asked for a trade from the team to which Jack Dak Prescott replied, wait, we could do that. I would, I would like to trade be traded from the Dallas Cowboys. Parsons is staging a hold in. He's present but he refuses to engage in team activities. I think that's what my wife did the last two years of the marriage. She was there but she refused to engage in the team activities.

[C]

I see.

[I]

I had to practice by myself.

[E]

Your own hold in, if you will.

[I]

Yes. Like any good coach, I can only work with the players who are here.

[C]

And ready to go. Go. Couldn't really, couldn't really go deep. No. Couldn't go shallow even.

[I]

I tried to explain to her I'm a comedian. There's no such thing as guaranteed money. Like, I guess she got what she wanted. Now she's a free agent, so.

[C]

I see. I see. Very nice.

[I]

The Patriots unveiled their new Tom Brady statue.

[C]

The statue.

[I]

The statue is only slightly less mobile than the actual Tom Brady.

[C]

It's a statue.

[A]

Yeah. It's a stat.

[I]

He was not very. He didn't do a lot of.

[A]

No, it's bronze. He just. He just bronze One Super Bowls.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, he.

[I]

Yeah, he did all right.

[C]

Just.

[I]

Just standing there like Dan Burrito.

[E]

He did fine.

[C]

No, Kosaki Chick and I have already had an argument this morning. Oh, you just woke up? I guess. But I don't know if you saw this, but Joe Flacco has been chosen to be the. The starter for the Browns.

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That's right.

[C]

And I, I embrace that because as a man of a certain age, Joe Flacco, one of, I think, I think maybe two, possibly more, the starting quarterbacks in the NFL that are men of a certain age, if you will, so. Right. And. And I do understand from conversations with other people that Joe Flacco is a really cool, nice guy. So your thoughts on that? Oh, what was.

[I]

Wait, who was on what side?

[C]

You were.

[I]

You were pro. Joe Flacco.

[A]

Yeah.

[I]

Shirk is like, nah, you got to.

[E]

Look at the future.

[A]

That's right. You put. Put Shador or that other guy in there. Dylan, the movie star. Dylan Gabriel. Put him in. Gosh, he's good looking, isn't he?

[C]

Good looking.

[A]

Dylan Gabriel.

[C]

And what is good. What a great name.

[A]

He's a handsome guy.

[C]

That's such a cool spot.

[A]

I don't know if he's related to that Roman Gabriel and those Gabriels. I don't know, but man, he's a good looking guy. You know, Roman Gabriel was in a movie. I forget the name of it.

[C]

Was that the motorcycle thing?

[A]

No, it was in John Wayne movie.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Him and Merlin Olsen were in the movie.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Jo. Joe Namath was in a motorcycle movie of all things. Right, But I'm sorry, Kostaki, back to you. Are you. Are you a fan of the older quarterbacks?

[I]

Yeah, I am. I think that's the right choice for now. And I mean, obviously he's not going to play all season. They'll play some of those guys, but they, you know, they say if you have two quarterbacks, you have none. Well, the Browns currently have. Have, I'm not exaggerating, six quarterbacks on their roster. By that math, they now have negative football. Six quarterbacks, that's one for each stage of Grief. And you might be saying, well, if there are only five stages of grief. Not if you're a Browns fan.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Roman Gabriel was in the movie the Undefeated, with John Wayne and Rock Hudson, I think, and Merlin Olsen. Oh, it's a great one, Tom.

[C]

And he played an indigenous Native American. Whatever you want to call it. Right?

[A]

He did in that movie. Yes. Norman Gabriel did.

[C]

Yes. I don't know what his heritage was.

[A]

His name in the movie was Blue Boy.

[C]

Oh, they made their own magazine later on.

[A]

No, that's. I knew. I knew it was dangerous saying that, but go right ahead.

[C]

Okay. I'm sorry, Kostaki. Back to you now. Kostaki, we should point out that you're the proprietor of a very special place in the world of the Internet. And that place is called what?

[I]

All Pro Lines. In fact, we're. We're kicking off our annual confidence pool that benefits the V Foundation. So come join us at All Pro Lines. There'll be info there. Bob Kavoyan is playing as he always does, and I'll be there.

[C]

My brother.

[I]

A bunch of NFL nerds. Come join us.

[E]

It's fun.

[C]

Okay, now back to the action. What else have you got for us?

[A]

Us?

[I]

Every NFL team will feature a message in the end zone again this year. They could choose from four options. End racism, stop hate, choose love, or inspire change in the Falcons stadium. Can we just put bring ball here in the end zone?

[A]

Maybe that's all they need. A little.

[I]

That would be good.

[A]

A little more instruction. Yeah.

[E]

A little reminder.

[C]

You know, I'm surprised they haven't gone more commercial.

[E]

You know what I'm saying?

[I]

Oh, yeah, right.

[C]

Yeah. One of these days, it's going to be the, you know, the Firestone end zone or whatever.

[A]

Right, Right.

[I]

Things always make me laugh anyway. Like, the Saints are going to end racism. They can't even beat the Falcons. You know what I mean? Like, that's. It just seems one step. When the Chargers play, does it say, hello, is anybody there?

[C]

Is that.

[I]

Maybe that. That would be good, because they have trouble drawing a crowd.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Jordan Addison got suspended for agreeing to a wet reckless charge. Have you ever heard of that chick? Ever?

[A]

I have not. I don't know what that is.

[C]

What is that?

[I]

It's basically a dui, Like a. Like a softer agreement that you did something wrong with drinking and driving. It's very weird language.

[C]

We t. Wet.

[I]

Yes. Wet Reckless. Sounds like something from the Diddy case.

[C]

Like, that is an odd legal term.

[E]

I've never heard it.

[I]

If that doesn't sound like a porn title. I don't know what does.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[I]

He plays for the Vikings, a historically violent boat maniac group of people.

[E]

They were boat maniacs.

[I]

They were boat maniacs. A wet reckless is the most polite thing a Viking has ever been been accused of. Gino Smith said of the doubters. Let them sleep. I don't want them to see us coming. That also sounds like something from the.

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Diddy case or the Cosby case.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Chub.

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Drawing encouraging reviews at camp. Also sounds like from the. Let's go to the Octo box.

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Also.

[I]

Matt Stafford has an aggravated disc. There's another interesting phrase. You know how you got it? A wet reckless. He was doing the twists next to the pool.

[C]

What?

[E]

Be careful.

[I]

All right, here's the closer aggravated disc.

[A]

That sounds like.

[I]

That sounds like a title of a Lewis Black album. Tonight, everybody.

[C]

Okay, thank you very much. Kostaki Economopoulos, our NFL correspondent. Kostaki will be at Mason City Limits coming up Friday, September 5th in Mason City, Illinois. And then Saturday, September 6th, Belterra Casino in Florence, Indiana with Bob Zany and Greg Hahn, part of the Ron Sexton Memorial Tour. That'll be a cool show once again.

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That is a Fun Show.

[C]

Saturday, September 6, with Mr. Zany and Greg Hahn. That'll be great. Details on Facebook and Instagram. Kistaki Economopoulos. And if you can't spell it, just go C O, S T a K I. And it'll lead you to. To everything in Kostaki land.

[I]

That's right.

[C]

Am I correct in saying you did get organized? You are going to Germany with your. Is it with your brother to go see the Falcons play over there?

[I]

Yes, the Falcons and the Colts are playing each other this year in Berlin. Sadly, it's week 10. It is not week nine. They missed an opportunity. But it is November 9th and my brother and I are going and we got tickets and we're meeting my brother's bone marrow donor who is a German, and we're all going to go to the Falcons game.

[A]

That's incredible. Bone marrow donor. That's hilarious.

[C]

That's great, though.

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And.

[C]

And your brother, your brother's doing well. And has he ever met this gentleman?

[I]

Yeah, they've met once before. Yeah, it's funny.

[C]

Did they have to. I don't know enough about bone marrow. Did they have to be in the same room when they did it? Or is it. Is it.

[I]

No, in fact, it's after the fact. You can check a box. It's like speed dating. If you both want to meet each other. They could introduce you. But yeah, they sent it across the ocean and saved his life. It's a great story.

[C]

Wow, that is amazing. And what a cool thing to do.

[A]

Oh, this guy. Who's the donor? Kostaki. He's going to want money when he sees you. You got to know that.

[I]

How do you feel about a Falcons ticket?

[A]

There you go.

[C]

Wow, that's really cool. That'll be fun. Who's the home team, by the way? How do they do that?

[I]

Oh, I forget we looked this up.

[A]

I think they do. They do absolutely designate a home team for these European games. Yeah. But I don't know how it.

[C]

Before you go, check out the great Lou Reed album called Berlin.

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Oh, God.

[C]

Goodness.

[A]

All right.

[C]

As we continue, I'll give you 100 bucks. I'll give you 100 bucks if you listen to the whole thing. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Okay. Kostaki Economopoulos. Thanks, Kostaki. Thanks, guys.

[I]

Good to see you.

[C]

Check out all pro lines that pick them. League that's up and running. Bob's part of it. It'll be fun. On right now, I turned to Chick Magee. He's over there. I see him.

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Got a couple surprises just around the corner including comedian David Brooks. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

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Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

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Hi, Chick.

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Josh, Arnold Jeckster, Ace Cosby. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I'm Chick McGee. And, Tom, we have a special guest.

[C]

We do indeed. Joining us in the studio is comedian David Brooks. David is on his way to go Bananas in Cincinnati. He'll be there coming up this weekend. We'll talk to David in a matter of moments. We've had a shuffling of chairs in the room because Christy Lee had a. An appointment was of a medical nature, apparently.

[E]

You don't have to make anything up. She stormed out.

[C]

Okay. Yeah, Storm.

[E]

I know.

[A]

What happened.

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Not at all.

[C]

Okay, baby, baby.

[A]

Number three, throwing stuff.

[E]

It's exciting time.

[A]

She's getting her heel scraped.

[C]

Jess Hooker is sitting in over there at the news desk. Hi, Jess.

[G]

Hi, Tom.

[C]

We. We were talking.

[G]

We were.

[C]

Yesterday you brought up.

[A]

You know, that is the standard greeting for you, Tom. Have you noticed that when you say hello to people and. And they. People, they were not with a. Oh, hey. They go, oh, hey, Tom. How are you?

[C]

Okay. Just because I challenged.

[G]

What did I bring up yesterday?

[C]

You are a motorcycle enthusiast.

[G]

I do have a motorcycle, yeah.

[C]

And we had a story about a guy who was arrested driving a motorcycle. Naked.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

And I was thinking about this. Do you think he had shoes on? He'd have to have shoes on.

[A]

It'd be tough to.

[G]

Like I said, the. The worst decision I ever made on a motorcycle was riding in flip flops. That's not safe at all. I don't even know if it's safe to drive a car in flip flops.

[C]

It is not. Yeah, yeah. It's illegal in some states.

[G]

Right? Yeah. So I guess he. I. I don't know. You think he had his motorcycle boots on and then nothing else?

[E]

No idea.

[C]

That'd be a look.

[A]

That'd be a hell of a look.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. There's probably people that would right now are getting excited talking about that.

[E]

David Brooks, have you ever been on a motorcycle?

[D]

No. I am black. No, no, no.

[E]

Is that a racial.

[C]

No.

[D]

She said flip flops. I said, my grandma would never. They're dangerous. I didn't know they were so expensive.

[G]

They're very expensive.

[D]

Talk to a guy at a show, he was like, this. Harley Davis is worth this much. I love it more than anyone in my life. I was like, you have four kids. So I'm too scared to ride a motorcycle.

[C]

Yeah. Well, we got a letter this morning about a guy in Orlando, said that you are at all times prepared to slide. You want to have. You want. You dress for the slide.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Not the. Right. Okay. Yeah.

[G]

Loose gravel.

[C]

You don't want to. You don't want to be naked on your motorcycle.

[E]

Gotta be one of the reasons for the leather, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It doesn't just look cool, it also is.

[G]

It's actually pretty good.

[A]

It does look cool though, right? Yeah, it's scary.

[D]

It looks scary. Yeah, the leather scares.

[C]

But do you ever saw the. If you ever saw the Village People, that biker guy, you know, this guy probably never even got on a moped.

[G]

Probably not.

[C]

He did not look like he was Okay.

[E]

I can't picture him. I might. I. I'll Google it.

[A]

He had the handlebar mustache.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. The big bushy mustache and the way he was leather vest prancing on stage. I really didn't see this guy hopping on a Harley.

[A]

Glenn Hughes was the motorcycle guy.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Victor Willis, Philippe Rose, Randy Jones, David Hodo and Glenn Hughes and original Village and the.

[C]

The Victor Willis wrote the songs.

[A]

Victor Willis wrote and sang. Great voice.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And even though he's using it for YMCA or whatever, isn't there only one.

[G]

Of them still alive?

[A]

I think you might be correct. And I think Mr. Willis is still alive.

[F]

I believe what you talking about.

[C]

Willis. Thank you very much.

[A]

Yeah, that's good.

[C]

David Brooks is here with us. David, I don't know much about you, although I. I've been told in the hallway that you know some of my children.

[D]

Yeah, I played football with Lucy. Actually much better than Willie, but I played football, play football. She was good in Oklahoma drill. Very upsetting. She had her ankle. I remember when I met. I remember when I met Lucy and Willie.

[C]

I remember that I went to Lucy, played briefly for us.

[D]

Yeah. Was better than most the people we had. Tell you that right now she's a girl. I'm like, yeah. And you can't hold on to the football.

[E]

So. Yeah, yeah, I don't care.

[D]

I want to win.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

So yeah, going to private school is fun. It taught me what I do want, which is rich kids who don't like dairy. I want that.

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That's what I want.

[C]

I want.

[D]

Want spoiled black children that are very, very wealthy.

[C]

Well, that's easy to come by if you're maybe in the NBA.

[D]

Yeah, not as much as. As a comedian. This girl asked me, she goes, what do you do? I go, I'm a comedian. She goes, oh, so you're not rich? And I was like, I don't know why. That was the follow up to that. So, yeah, I like private school.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, good for you. Did you go to the same school my kids went to?

[D]

I played football there because our school orchard didn't have a full football team.

[C]

Ah, okay. Yeah.

[D]

So then we had it at park tutor and I went to play football. And I liked it. I did. Because I got to figure out what a lake house was. I learned that quick. I was like, oh, there's another house that they have. I grew up poor, so I was like, they have another house. And rich people don't have blinds in their house. They just let you look in because they're like, you're not going to come in there when you're poor. You protect everything. So I learned that pretty quickly. I probably private school. Well, this is all very enlightening for $10,000 a semester.

[C]

So now do you. This is an interesting topic for me. And from Ms. Hooker. I don't know if you heard about this. The NFL has released a line of Crocs official. Crocs.

[G]

Yes.

[C]

Now, are you a Crocs wearer?

[G]

I am. I. And I'm unapologetic about it.

[A]

You better apologize to somebody, by God. God.

[G]

I know. Real, real mad when I wear.

[A]

I don't care for the Crocs, Tom.

[C]

I know, but you're a shoe guy.

[A]

That's why I don't care for. They're not shoes. They're. I don't know what they are.

[C]

Mr. Brooks, you have any feelings about shoes? Are you a big.

[D]

I don't like Crocs because they make you wear them in jail. So I'm not really. So I'm like, these don't feel like they felt at camp. So I'm with him.

[A]

That's an angle. That's an angle I hadn't thought of.

[C]

I. I was not aware of that, Pat. Is that correct?

[F]

Absolutely true. I've been.

[C]

Are you serious?

[A]

Matter of fact, he's got to get back 14 hours. A couple hours.

[E]

I thought they made you like, buy shoes in jail and like when you get there, you kind of have to pay for your own. Like these paper. Yeah. And then people can actually donate.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

To like a fund. Do you have certain things what jail is? This was in St. Louis.

[G]

This is prison.

[F]

That's prison.

[C]

Yeah. We're talking about jail. Yeah.

[E]

This was a short term kind of thing.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Huh. Wow.

[G]

Now you could put money in somebody's account and then they can go to the commissary and buy stuff.

[E]

Right, right.

[C]

Do you have like a. I got a baloney gfm. Go fund me.

[A]

What are you trying to do? You know, we want to help you.

[G]

You know. Exactly.

[A]

I know. I'm trying to.

[F]

He's going to the butt.

[A]

Have you not in front of Mr.

[C]

Mr. Brooks is our guest now.

[D]

Are you.

[C]

Have you had any experience in the, in the. I'll use the tactical term, the slammer, if you will.

[D]

Yeah, just briefly. My first love before comedy was selling drugs. That was more profitable. Love stand up, love my dreams. I love money more. And before I did could stand up that I got in trouble for that. So I learned very quickly in jail, I don't like Crocs. I. I like to exfoliate. You can't do that in jail. I'm very boosh. I'm a private school kid. I like seconds and the hot bars. So there's, there's that. I learned that at private school.

[A]

I learned that. Wow.

[D]

You don't have that at school. 77. You know, I, I see. I like cottage cheese, you know, stuff like that.

[C]

Ah.

[D]

In jail was. They didn't like to talk. People weren't really friendly. I like to communicate.

[G]

No socializing.

[D]

There's no small talk in jail, if you will.

[C]

Was that your experience, Pat?

[F]

Yeah, there was a little bit of small talk because these two guys were trying to get a guy not to go to the bathroom. So. Because there's only three of us in there. So there was.

[E]

Oh, they didn't want him going, like, number two.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

So there's. There was a. It was a loud conversation, actually.

[A]

I didn't know that was a. That was a choice. It kind of just takes over, Right.

[F]

They asked him specifically not to do that.

[A]

Huh?

[E]

Yeah. What do you do? He goes, hey, I have to. And they go, no, you can't.

[F]

That's exactly what happened.

[E]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

That's brutal.

[D]

The worst is when somebody notices me from that time doing stand up.

[E]

Oh, that happened.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I had a guy that was locked up with briefly, very nice guy. He saw me at a show and goes, you weren't that funny. Funny. At least you're not in trouble anymore. So it's the same thing. I go, I guess. Yeah. And the comics are like, how do you know him? I'm like, oh, I knew him. They're like, no, no, we had the same bunk together. David didn't want to snore coffee. He just liked to talk. And I was like, thank you.

[C]

Thank you for that.

[D]

So it's like, nice to see those people. But it's just also like, it's jail's very interesting people's perception of it.

[C]

Now, Pat, what. What, what happened? Did this poor guy just hold it? He held it. Yeah.

[E]

Well, you think they'd want. You'd think the Other prisoners would want that area empty and clean.

[A]

Oh, yes.

[D]

Nobody showered in Joe. They're like, why are you trying to shower? I was like, well, I have to do my routine. And I went to the shower and looked and was like, oh, no one.

[E]

Showers for fear of.

[D]

It's just gross.

[G]

It's not clean.

[D]

They argued over Family Guy. I mean, it was the. I mean, I never watched a full joke John Cena movie a day in my life until I went to jail for that. And I was like, yeah, I'm fine.

[C]

Pat, did you shower in jail?

[F]

No, I was just in that, you know, 14 hour kind of holding cell thing.

[A]

Ah.

[F]

So there's no shower in there, I see.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Stainless steel toilet that wasn't being used.

[C]

Now, a couple of updates. We were talking about some. Some new words out there. Ms. Hooker, I don't know if you heard about this, but the Cambridge Dictionary has released their list of new words.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

And one of them that I. I think maybe Josh actually landed on it was the. The mouse jiggler. You know what that is? A mouse jiggler.

[G]

I have. I mean, it sounds dirty. It's not.

[C]

It's computer related.

[G]

Yeah. I assume it's as people have worked from home and they track their mouse movement. You have to jiggle your mouse exactly so that it looks like you're working.

[C]

Ye. I was not aware of this as a thing. And then I asked if, in fact, is there a mechanical device that will. Yeah. If you want to get up and leave and, you know, go to target on a target run. Can you have pretend your mouse is moving? Yeah, I've got a letter here. Yes, there is a device that will do that. Huh?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

And I believe that's also used to fudge certain types of ratings in the world we live in. But interesting.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

You know what I do to appear like I'm working? I just do this a lot while you're looking.

[C]

Looking at me. Oh, you pretend to be typing. Okay.

[A]

Move your fingers. Okay.

[C]

Well, so what are you working on? You got a song for us?

[F]

That's not where I was going. Just trying to make a little tiny joke.

[C]

Okay, okay, give me a second.

[G]

What other words were there?

[C]

Oh, there's a whole bunch of them. Oh, there's 6,000 of them, actually. Brain flossing.

[G]

Oh, I don't know that one.

[C]

Anybody?

[G]

No, I know brain floss is a publication or a website. Maybe there's mental floss floss.

[C]

The term brain flossing, according to the Cambridge Dictionary, is a way of relaxing or reducing Stress that involves listening through headphones to music and other sounds that have been recorded in a way that they seem to move around.

[E]

Oh, okay. Channel. Channel.

[C]

I've never.

[D]

Who came up with these words? How do they decide? Do they sit in a room and go, this is the word I have for this year.

[C]

They have. They have a committee of a lot of people. And then the. Once again, the idea is if they think these words are going to be around for a long time. Here's task masking.

[E]

Task masking.

[G]

I don't know that one either.

[C]

Appearing to be busy at work when you're not working at all.

[G]

You think I'd know?

[D]

Josh, right now. I'm gonna put these words down.

[E]

Be quiet. I'm drawing a cat.

[A]

Shut it up.

[C]

This is a. This is a pretty good one. I. I've. I've noticed this, but I've never heard the term smartphone face. And it's related to a movie. Movies. Wow.

[G]

Okay.

[E]

Is it when the glow of the smartphone is in your face?

[C]

No, the good guess. It's when you're watching a movie and you see an actor that just doesn't look like they could possibly be existing in that period.

[E]

Oh. Oh, that's. That's actually a pretty good term.

[C]

Yeah. Like you said, see Gwyneth Paltrow with a great set of teeth.

[F]

And you go, bridgerton is a good example.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's a. That's a good show that does that.

[C]

Where. Yeah. The. The people. There's no way track. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shellaborating.

[G]

Okay, so it's collaborate and sharing. Oh, and she.

[D]

I'm with you.

[C]

A woman explaining something in a much more detailed way than is necessary. Sounds like me. Often making the explanation more confusing. This is me.

[G]

This is mansplaining the opposite.

[D]

Well, it's called what again? Let me write that down. What's it called?

[E]

The definition is a woman talking. A girlfriend.

[I]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Celeb bait.

[E]

You'll never believe what so and so looks like now.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

That kind of thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

An attempt to steal private information or money from someone using fake photographs of celebrities, messaging them to be.

[E]

Oh, that's my guess.

[A]

Was more nefarious than.

[C]

Yeah, yours is more clickbait. Ish. But once again, this is from the Cambridge dictionary. Six thousand words added yesterday.

[G]

What?

[C]

Delulu.

[G]

Oh, yeah. Delusional.

[C]

You've used that?

[G]

Yeah. No, I haven't. I'm familiar with it, though. No. And if I said delulu in a conversation. Really? With any of you.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

You'd be.

[G]

Yeah, I know better. I know.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

I know my audience.

[C]

I am so Delulu today.

[D]

Everyone's Delulu today.

[G]

You know how he would look at.

[C]

Me if I said that?

[A]

What are you saying?

[C]

Sounds a little gay.

[G]

Okay. Yeah.

[E]

Look at this DeLulu over here.

[C]

I mean a lot. Yeah, it sounds like, it sounds like an insult. I'm not trying to be mean here. It sounds like a pejorative.

[E]

You don't have to try.

[C]

It's taken me years to polish it in such a way that it comes up, it comes off. You're very, it's very nice. The Lululemon we're gonna check in with. We're gonna check in. Speaking of earphones, we're gonna talk to Mr. McGee about those great earphones and, and earbuds from the Raycon folks.

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[C]

Love the Raycon earbuds. And don't forget about those headphones. They're also terrific from Raycon and that special offer happening today. When we come back, we are going to check in at the SILAC Insurance News decks sitting in for Christy Lee. Look, it's Jess. She's right over there. And comedian David Brooks hanging with us. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Want to share a letter or comment?

[I]

Our email is Bob and [e-mail].

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. There's Jess Hooker. Hi, Pat Godwin.

[F]

I checked.

[A]

Chick, Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest joining us.

[C]

Studio comedian David Brooks. We'll talk with David in just a second. I'm still reviewing new words in the dictionary. I think I enjoy these because some of them get me so angry because they're so stupid. We talked about smartphone face. I like that one. Which is if you're watching a movie and you see. It's a period piece and you see someone and go, nobody looked like that back then. Then. That kind of bugs me. Or when they. The alt. The variation. That would be when they use phrases you know they didn't use then.

[G]

Right.

[C]

There was that really good show about John Wilkes Booth last year.

[G]

Yes. And what did he say?

[C]

And then the guy said, oh, I've got the intel on where John Wilkes Booth. Yeah. No, nobody said that back then.

[D]

Or Great Gatsby. When they had Jay Z music in Great Gatsby. I was like, black people weren't friends free. That's how they wrote that book. I remember that.

[C]

Yeah. That was a little bit different. Yeah. There's a certain dramatic allowances we make. I. I give you Hamilton.

[G]

Right.

[C]

Certain historical.

[E]

Never watch it.

[D]

I'm with you, Josh.

[E]

Hamilton was white.

[A]

David Brooks.

[D]

I heard it was about slavery. And I was like, well, I'll get a front row ticket now. I want to be educated.

[C]

You know what a. Again, these. These are new words from the. The Cambridge dictionary released yesterday. Yesterday. Airport theory. This is so stupid.

[G]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't think this one should absolutely not count. It's two separate words and they're just combining.

[C]

I don't think there's a social media trend where travelers arrive at the airport 15 minutes before their flight departs.

[G]

Oh.

[C]

Rather than several hours earlier. This is so stupid. But it's had 400 million views on TikTok.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

I'm not.

[G]

I'm not that short. But I don't get to the airport more than an hour before the flight night, and I board at the absolute last minute.

[C]

I like to be there. I like to be there. Two hours.

[E]

Four.

[G]

No, that's too.

[F]

Maybe I'm exaggerating.

[I]

Three.

[C]

Three.

[G]

You're such an old white guy.

[F]

I know. I'm stressed when I go through the team.

[C]

Yeah. I like to be there.

[F]

I'm carrying drugs when I go through.

[E]

It's not terrible. Sit at the airport. There are worse places.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[G]

Yeah. But there. There is also an opposite situation where people get there really early because there's nothing they can do. Like they're just kind of. Of held hostage at the airport, and they get to relax. Like, they feel like it's the only place they can relax.

[D]

Lonely. I call those people alone. That's lonely.

[C]

I like.

[D]

The airport is not reset.

[C]

Get your shoe. You get your shoes shined.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, he loves that. Yeah. Get your shoes shine.

[C]

But I'm on the fence about I don't want to drink too much coffee.

[G]

Right.

[C]

Because most airports don't have some really good coffee places. And. But, you know, then you got to get in the plane and all of a sudden that. That seat belt light comes on and you're stuck in your seat and you've really got a, you know, explosive event occurring in your bowels.

[D]

You get your shoe shined at the airport. You guys get your shoes.

[C]

No, no.

[E]

Only time.

[D]

Hey, Tom, I'm gonna be real with you. That's not a good look. Looking at you. No, that's. That's.

[F]

That's not a good look.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Do they detail tennis shoes there, too?

[C]

That's been. That's been my. I've been saying that's the. That. That there are two things you want to invent. One is a. A way to clean people's athletic shoes at the airport would be huge. The other is if you can get chewing gum off of sidewalks. That would be.

[A]

Yeah, that. That's the path of happiness.

[C]

Someone's going to invent that way, and that's going to make them a billion dollars.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

The shoe signing. So funny there, boy.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

I'm just looking for the signs in the bathroom that says whites and colored my seizures. Now what are we doing here?

[C]

Look, the gentleman shining my shoes. I'm a heavy tipper.

[E]

Sure, sure. Yeah. George Wallace pin.

[A]

But comedian.

[E]

Well, sure. Yeah.

[C]

He's got a lot. He's. He checks several boxes.

[A]

Uhhuh.

[C]

Okay. Other new words. Eggflation. That's just dumb.

[E]

I mean, but that's not going to last. I don't know why there, because it's.

[F]

Already times over here now.

[D]

Edflation.

[C]

Egg.

[E]

When eggs became very first month.

[C]

Yeah. Cozy maxing.

[E]

What's that now?

[C]

The act of creating a warm, comfortable, relaxing environment around you to decrease or avoid stress. That's just a stupid word.

[G]

Very, very common, though. Like, it's almost like an adult palette. You guys remember making pallets when you were kids?

[E]

Sure, yeah. Pillows and blankets on the floor and all that.

[G]

Like, it's over the top. Like, there's a scent and there's visual aids and it's all cozy and soft and. Yeah, that's essentially what it is whatever.

[E]

You got to do to decompress. Yeah, but the word is silly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Josh, do you have any unusual things you do to decompress? Do you like candles or.

[E]

I do have candles in my house, but I. I just have them lit. Not so much to decompress.

[C]

I just like for me to decompress, I just go and collapse. Sure. Horizontal surface.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Or in your car.

[E]

Yeah, I'm trying the meditation.

[C]

I fell asleep in my car the other day.

[G]

Right.

[C]

I was picking up Finn and Finn at the swimming pool. You know who woke me up? A member of our staff.

[G]

Oh, really?

[C]

Mr. Kessler beat on my window. Sorry.

[G]

Well, we know how gentle and kind he is, so I'm sure it didn't scare you today.

[C]

I was asleep at the wheel.

[E]

Where were you?

[C]

You were in park. Yeah, I pulled up and.

[E]

Okay. Why was he there?

[C]

He goes to the. Yes. No, he goes to an exercise class.

[A]

They tell me I have people skills. Wake up.

[F]

We're on the air.

[C]

You know what a benevolence bump is?

[E]

No.

[C]

I assume this was something involving pregnancy.

[G]

No.

[D]

You say, what is it?

[C]

It's benevolent. A period of time when people are generally kinder and more helpful to each other. Other.

[E]

Oh, all right. This will happen after national tragedies. Yeah.

[G]

I was like, yes.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

So we're due around here.

[G]

It happens when someone goes off on you with a little misplaced anger, and then the next day they're super, super nice to you because they feel.

[E]

I sure wish you would stop talking.

[C]

About that one time.

[D]

Josh Dalulu.

[C]

Well, we have other stacks of news over there. What did you got in the news over there at the Silac Insurance news desk?

[G]

Speaking of new words, Paramount Pictures is producing a film and TV series based on Skibidy Toilet with Michael Bay attached to the project.

[E]

I kind of still don't know what Skibidi.

[A]

I don't either.

[E]

What did it. How did it start? Jess?

[G]

The series depicts a conflict between singing human headed toilets.

[A]

Huh.

[C]

That's how it start, Kibbi.

[G]

Toilets for 100 million and humanoids with CCTV cameras, speakers and televisions in place of their heads. Okay, I don't know if that helped anybody. In February of 2023, Alexi Jimov uploaded an 11 second video to his YouTube channel, the Boom.

[C]

He wrote it.

[G]

He wrote it, not me call. His YouTube channel is called It's.

[C]

It's. It's. It's. Let me spell it for you. It's spelled D, A, F, U, Q.

[F]

That's not what we are.

[E]

What?

[C]

I think it's kind of.

[E]

Does it mean.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's a. I. I heard it's.

[G]

It's. Yeah, it's the fu. Yeah.

[C]

You know, letter Q. I think it's.

[G]

But that's just the name of his YouTube channel. And he uploaded the video, which was called. Called Skibidi Toilet.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

And that's where it featured a head emerging from a toilet singing.

[D]

Oh, my.

[E]

Is it disturbing? I'm looking at stills. It looks disturbing.

[C]

Yeah. And it's become huge.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

What does it sing?

[G]

Skibidi gradually evolved into more than 71 to 5 minute epic. Oh. Many epics depicting the infinitely escalating war between the toilets and the cyborgs.

[F]

I hate.

[G]

I hate it. I do. I hate. I hate reading this. I hate it.

[D]

They told somebody no. They told somebody's dream no for that.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They traded that.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And the word it says doesn't really. This says. It doesn't really have a definition, except it's nonsense. That can mean almost anything you want. It is.

[G]

And that's how kid. That's how kids use it. Kids almost use it with adults to just throw them off.

[C]

Yeah. It doesn't mean good. It doesn't mean bad.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Michael Bay is famous for what, like Pearl harbor and. Yeah.

[E]

The Transformers movie Bad Boys.

[D]

Did he do Bad Boys?

[E]

He did. He did the original. Yeah. A lot of the first two, actually.

[C]

A lot of explosions.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

The Rock.

[E]

I'll defend wholeheartedly. I love that movie.

[A]

Daddy has to go to work.

[E]

That's a great. No, no, the movie. The Rock.

[A]

Oh, the rock.

[E]

But I'll also defend Dwayne Johnson.

[A]

And in one of the Fast and Furious.

[G]

This has since exploded into a cultural phenomenon associated with. With Generation Alpha and Jennifer. Generation Alpha is 2010 to now.

[E]

Oh, okay. So we're pretty young.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I can't keep track of all these generations.

[E]

That's okay.

[G]

I know.

[C]

That's why Generation Z. Generation X. I would. I'm just confused.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, I think. I don't think you need to worry about it too much.

[G]

Nah, don't worry.

[C]

Yeah. I'm still considered baby boom.

[E]

There's a boomer.

[C]

Are you Generation X?

[E]

I am. Am.

[G]

As am I. Yeah.

[C]

And then Pat, you, of course, won't admit it.

[E]

That's ex.

[F]

That's true. I am generation.

[A]

The greatest generation. Right.

[C]

That ever lived.

[A]

That's right. World War II vest.

[C]

That's us.

[A]

Damn right.

[F]

There are two baby boomers, though. There's a. There's Seriously, look it up.

[C]

What do you mean?

[F]

I'm not making a joke.

[E]

Yeah, two categories.

[F]

Categories.

[E]

Oh, I got you.

[D]

There's too many of them. I'm like, now you speak of my language. Get out of here.

[C]

I see. Well, we'll be coming back to the same place where we are now. With any luck, you'll find us here as well. Rejoining the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

More of the show is on the way.

[C]

You can find us on X at.

[A]

Bob and Tom or you can email.

[I]

Us at Bob and [e-mail] com.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Boba Tom Show. At the SILAC Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[F]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Josh Arnold.

[E]

Hello there.

[A]

Ace Cosby. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Hello, Tom. We've got a special guest guest in the studio.

[C]

Joining us in the studio, comedian David Brooks. He's helping us translate some of these new words in the world of slang from the, the Cambridge University dictionary. This is an easy one. We've Riz.

[G]

Oh, yeah, Charisma.

[C]

Charisma. Sure. You got riz.

[D]

You got Riz, Tom.

[C]

Oh, thank you.

[D]

Oh, gee. Riz.

[C]

But you got rid that OG for old grandpa.

[D]

Yeah, original.

[C]

Oh, I'm fully aware of that.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Slaps.

[G]

Oh, yeah, that slaps.

[D]

Modern town slaps. That's what they would say in the street.

[A]

Very, very, very, very good.

[C]

I believe.

[G]

Slaps.

[C]

So I could go this taco truck. Slaps.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

Meaning that the, the delightful Mexican street corn that I'm having is slapping me.

[E]

No, that taco truck can slap, but that street corn's probably busing.

[C]

Ah, yes.

[E]

Or at least it was two years ago.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

So it's been. It's being taken to my neighborhood.

[A]

I'd have a real struggle if you said the word, if you said the word slaps around me, I'd have real trouble not hitting you in the mouth.

[D]

Overly busing is what my friend says. He goes overly busing.

[C]

Believe it or not, that is next on this list.

[G]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

Bussin b u s s I n apostrophe food related. If something is unbelievably good, the example they give is this Mac and cheese is bus lesson.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Unusual because to me, bus travel. I've always said, for example, the, the, the the plane manufacturer, Airbus. Yeah, I thought that was kind of, you know, bus travel, I think, is considered to be less than luxurious.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

It's more comfortable than airplanes now, though.

[D]

Yeah, I did Greyhound growing up a lot. I know that route from Atlanta here.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Were you ever a bust, if you will.

[D]

Not the way some of my relatives were bused back in the day, but I have definitely been on a bus. I have. For gray out. I make a bus. I remember that.

[C]

That was.

[E]

Yeah, that was always nice.

[D]

Megabus was nice.

[E]

Then the pricing was, like, based on how many people actually had tickets.

[D]

Yeah, WI Fi was spotty, but it was busting.

[C]

Oh, here's one. A situationship.

[G]

Yes.

[E]

What is this?

[C]

You know what this means?

[G]

Yeah, I do. It's. I have a lot of friends who are going through their first divorce, and so they're entering the dating world world. And they're not necessarily in a relationship, but they are talking to someone or seeing them casually, also having sex on occasion. And this is a situation.

[C]

Wait, slow down. Pat's writing this down.

[G]

Right? Is that what you would say?

[E]

Adults are us.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, when Josh was saying, what are we doing? I heard you, Pat McGain. You were like, I haven't been married more because you do situationships. Josh, you're a little. You know, it's a lesson out here.

[C]

It says situation. We. We hang out all the time, but he won't call me his girlfriend. It's a situationship.

[G]

Right. And the big thing with this is, is when he or she doesn't post you on social media, you're not really in a relationship until they acknowledge you on social media.

[D]

Oh, I hate that.

[G]

Just say, I know.

[C]

Is there any way we can convince both these people to climb a tall building and jump together? Okay, good. Npc.

[G]

I don't know. I don't know. Npc.

[A]

Not. Not politically correct.

[E]

That's a good guess.

[C]

Close. That's a. That's an excellent guess. Not playable character. Borrowed from video games. Someone who's unoriginal or robotic.

[E]

They made a whole movie about that called Free Guy with Ryan Reynolds.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Where he was like one of them or something.

[G]

Right.

[C]

I see.

[E]

See it?

[C]

Oh, this is sus. Suspect. Yeah, he's. He's acting.

[D]

Hocus are sus.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. This is. This is a good one. I'm going to see if Godwin can get this one. Touch grass.

[F]

Touch grass. No. How old am I? Touch grass.

[E]

Does it have anything to do with grounding?

[C]

This is something you would say to your son yeah.

[E]

Oh, get outside and play.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Oh.

[G]

Essentially it's when you've been in front of a screen too long and you need to get outside.

[F]

I like that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Touch the grass. Get away from the screen. Very, very good. Just some of the words that are being shoved down our throats in the. The Cambridge dictionary.

[G]

Yeah, well.

[C]

But, yeah, so these are very valuable.

[G]

To know, the touch grass thing. I know some. Some guys, my. My son's age, when they watch football, which is what, 22.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

When they watch football, they'll go out and they do touch grass at halftime because they're all wounded up from the game.

[E]

Oh, that's good. That's a good idea.

[G]

Yeah. So it's just like, hey, let's go touch grass for a second, guys. And they just like stand outside, you know, and. And then come back in.

[D]

Oh, white guys upset, like, you gotta.

[C]

Go touch the grass. Yeah. Willie goes. My son Willie goes and touches the atm.

[G]

Oh, there you go.

[C]

After the first. First half, bets may have fallen through. Jess Hooker is sitting in for Chrissy Lee at the SILAC Insurance news desk. What's in your stack of news over there?

[G]

A San Antonio library book has finally made its way home 82 years late. The book, your Child, His Family and Friends by Francis Bruce Strain was checked out in July of 1943 and turned in this June by a person in Oregon. It came out with the note. Oh, it came with a note that said, I. I hope there is no late fee for it because grandma won't be able to pay it anymore.

[D]

Wow, that's nuts.

[C]

Is that because Grandma be dead?

[G]

I think Grandma's dead.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm assuming she's out of here.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

She's off the hook.

[G]

The library says overdue fines were eliminated in 2021, but if the fine had had been calculated 3 cents a day, it would have totaled nearly 900. And then with inflation, $16,000. Yeah. For the late fee.

[C]

What was it called again? I'm sorry?

[G]

Your child, his family and friends.

[C]

Oh, your chapter one, 1943, beat your kids. Those were different times.

[E]

A bruised child is a quiet child.

[F]

It was actually a good book. No joke. Had a lot of, like, sexual content that they were able to tone down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[G]

What's that?

[F]

Sexual content.

[G]

Oh, this?

[C]

How do you know this, Pat?

[D]

You read that?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

How old was that?

[F]

93.

[C]

Are you kidding?

[F]

No, I know about this book.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

No kidding. So it was a popular book?

[F]

It was a popular book and it had some, like, very adult, adult themes.

[A]

Really?

[F]

That they handled in a very. A very good way.

[E]

Interesting. Was it like a young adults book or was it for grownups meant for young.

[F]

Young adults and how to talk to them about sex.

[E]

Gotcha.

[C]

I love that.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[E]

So like 1943 sex.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

I got several jokes I can't do.

[D]

They're sus, Tom. The jokes are sus.

[G]

The book.

[C]

First of all, we have limited choices.

[E]

Yes, yes. Never sleep with an Irishman.

[F]

That is true.

[D]

Chapter three.

[C]

Do you have a song about this, Pat?

[A]

No.

[C]

How do you know about that?

[F]

I'm just talking.

[C]

How do you know about this book?

[F]

My father was a professor. I heard this crap all the time.

[E]

Oh, that's interesting.

[C]

Okay, I didn't mean to yell.

[G]

The book is still in good condition and will be on display at San Antonio Central Library through August before being sold to benefit the library system.

[D]

Okay, so a late book now is armed.

[G]

Yeah. Or unless it's a classic. Like, I mean, if Pat knows about it.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, what else you got?

[G]

Firefighters in Connecticut rescued a man that got stuck inside a playground slide.

[E]

Oh, man.

[A]

Inside the slide?

[G]

Inside the slide.

[E]

Was he a fatty? Fat fat.

[G]

Let's find out. The town of Vernon fire department said crews were dispatched to Northeast Elementary School.

[E]

All right, boys, we got a fatty for a. We train for.

[G]

For a confined space rescue of a 40 year old adult male stuck in a tube slide on the playground.

[C]

So is this guy a like a good dad trying to go down the slide with his kid or does he.

[G]

Have a sexual perversion?

[E]

A sexual perversion.

[C]

I was gonna go with homeless guy trying to stay warm in the.

[D]

A good dad isn't a fat dad on the slide. That's what Dr. Seuss taught me.

[G]

The department said the man was wedged feet and head fur. Oh, wedged feet and head first down the slide and stuck in the middle portion.

[E]

So he tried to. He sort of folded himself.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

Maybe trying to. God, I mean, if you're.

[D]

It's a family show.

[E]

There's a chance he was trying to self.

[G]

Oh, yeah, like hold him in the.

[C]

No, this is. I'm looking at this. It's one of those. Those tubes.

[E]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[D]

Oh, it's. It's one of those.

[E]

So this way you can self relate. You've got the pressure from the top of the tube bending you closer to the air and then you're not also seen.

[G]

Oh yeah.

[E]

Everybody, this. This happens all the time now back quite common.

[C]

Back in my day, we didn't have the sealed slide. It was just a. It Was essentially a frying pan.

[G]

Yes.

[C]

In the sun. It was halfway down. It was shiny silver. And. Yeah, you'd. You'd scream not for. You weren't going. We were going. Oh, my God. My ass is on fire.

[D]

They slide those in the projects.

[C]

There's still.

[D]

They still have those. The cheaper slides.

[G]

Additional crews were called in and after they took apart the slide, they were able to extract the man.

[E]

Thank you for removing.

[G]

He reportedly refused treatment at the scene as well as transport to a local emergency.

[A]

Let's grab some dinner.

[E]

Turned out to be Augustus Stoop.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

He's always getting stuck. Straws.

[C]

Yeah. The photograph of here. There's no picture of the guy.

[D]

Oh, there's not. That's insane.

[C]

This is one of those twisto slides.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

You know what I'm talking. You know what I'm talking about?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Yeah. I love those.

[G]

Yeah. Rescuers set up ventilation equipment to keep the man cool amid the high temperatures inside the slide.

[E]

I'm pretty hot in here.

[C]

Okay. I'm. I'm very hungry. Reading the comments. This is from one of the teachers. I hate these slimes. You can't see what the kids are doing inside. Sometimes they'll stay inside. Other kids go down. And then there's multiple kids in there.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, then there's some really inappropriate.

[D]

You imagine being a kid. And then there's this big fat dad.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm stuck. I'm stuck. Come get me.

[E]

Take your shoes off and push on my back. I don't know if that'll get you out. Who said anything about getting me out?

[C]

Do you remember?

[A]

They don't.

[C]

They don't have many more. Remember there was an era it here. An era in which McDonald's had the play. Play space had the play. I think they've gotten rid of Almost.

[D]

Germ dome, we called it.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

It is germy.

[C]

And then there were. There were. There were places that had these like a big gymnasium full of those tunnels and.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Discovery Zone.

[C]

Yeah. I think. Are they still. I know there. There were two here. They're both gone now.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

But I remember being a dad and going up in those things.

[G]

I know Chick Fil A has playground rounds. Some of those do. Yeah.

[C]

And then they would have the. The. The pool full of plastic balls that you'd have. Yeah. Science scientists there seeing if they could discover the next form of penicillin. They were rather germy. Right. Now this portion of the Bob and Tom show brought to you by the Silac Insurance Company. It's time for a Very special quiz. You've been hearing about the annuities from Silac for quite some time on our show. And if you want to learn more about annuities, well, if you watch us take this quiz, this may be very helpful because I'm going to be using questions that are frequently asked about Silac. And this goes like this. Dear Chick Magee. Yes, I want to browse and read about the Silac annuity choices. What is the Silac address for the Silac website?

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[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

[G]

Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[F]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Hi. There's Josh, Arnold Schler. There's Ace Cosby.

[E]

Howdy.

[A]

We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Tom.

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee. It's great having you back. You got to be excited. The football season just around the corner.

[A]

So close you can taste it.

[C]

I wonder if there are certain other things that correlate to the presence of football.

[E]

Pumpkin spice season.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean things like leaves falling with men watching more football. And I know women watching more football. Are there, you know, more of certain things and less of certain things.

[E]

Oh, I see. Do you, like. Do potato chip sales go up?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Love goes down, that's for sure.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Love goes down?

[C]

Love goes down.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, love goes. I have friends that they. They love their culture.

[C]

Coats.

[D]

They love their wives, but they love their coats.

[E]

I see.

[C]

See, now, wasn't There some kind of a survey? Like after the super bowl, the. The losing team. Easy has more on the pornhub domestica.

[G]

Violence is what he's.

[C]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was talking about sexy time.

[A]

We'll.

[C]

What the hell.

[A]

Eddie Rabbit.

[F]

There we go.

[A]

He loves a rainy night.

[C]

Comedian David Brooks is in here.

[E]

Don't they say after the Oscars that. Oh, yeah, cancer goes up?

[C]

What? What?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Beats by Dre.

[G]

Sorry.

[C]

I apologize for. I don't even know how we got there, man.

[A]

I love that song.

[C]

I thought you didn't like that song. I'm the one that loved that song.

[A]

I don't know what I'm supposed to argue.

[E]

What was the stance I took earlier?

[A]

What time zone is it? I'm sorry.

[C]

Okay. All right. Well, we've got Ms. Hooker sitting in for Ms. Lee. What's happening over there at the news desk?

[G]

A family in Florida was reunited with their German shepherd who had been missing.

[A]

For six years, who was smarter than three members of the family.

[G]

Yeah. According to People, the publication, firefighters in Fort Lauderdale were called out to help a dog that had fallen into a canal. Frank Guzman, Fort Lauderdale file fire rescue public information officer.

[A]

His nickname's got to be Goose.

[C]

Oh, yeah, of course.

[A]

What's up?

[G]

Goose told the publication after scanning the dog's chip, officials discovered that her name was Bella.

[C]

Oh.

[G]

And that she belonged to the Nicholson family in St. Cloud.

[A]

Have anybody seen my dog 200 miles away? What the hell was my dog.

[C]

The dog was 200 miles from home. Home.

[G]

Yes. The family was finally reunited with their long lost pet, with Lisa Nicholson telling people, hugging Bella again felt like our family was made whole again.

[E]

Now, Lisa, are you happy to have your dog?

[A]

I'm so happy.

[C]

How'd your dog get away?

[G]

Well, Mr. Guzman explained that the Nicholson family suffered a house fire and they gave Bella to a friend who, without permission, gave her away to an unknown person.

[E]

Lisa Nicholson. Is that the truth?

[A]

I tried to drive 300 miles. They wouldn't let me.

[E]

Now, is that the truth?

[A]

That's the truth, yeah.

[C]

Well, this sounds. This.

[A]

I don't like this. Damn dog was eating us out of house.

[F]

Handle.

[A]

You can't handle the. Oh, you can't handle the truth. Oh, I'm sorry. Is. We'll try. We'll try it again tomorrow.

[C]

Is. Bella is from one of the. Was that one of the faux Dracula movies, right?

[A]

What does it have.

[E]

Oh, Twilight.

[A]

The names from you weirdo.

[E]

But yeah, for a while, these people.

[C]

Didn'T look very hard for their dog.

[E]

I know. It's a chipped dog.

[C]

And they gave their dog to someone who then gave the dog away. Wait a minute now.

[F]

Is the dog happy? Back with the family?

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

The dogs go, where the hell have you been?

[A]

You want the truth or the dog.

[E]

Went, man, I ran away from you people.

[A]

Yeah, you can't handle.

[C]

You're gonna give me away again. You're not. The dog goes up to the guy. You're not my real dad.

[A]

Dad, you want me on that wall?

[E]

Okay, now, when you. Is there a. Can you track your own dog if there's a chip in the dog?

[G]

No, the dog has to be scanned. If you want to chip your dog, you have to put an air tag of some kind on it, and then you can see where the dog is. But a chipped dog can't just be.

[E]

So you can air tag, say, a collar. Yes, but do they have surgically implanted air tags now for pets?

[C]

I don't. Yeah, they do, but the problem is it irradiates the dog.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that is an issue.

[D]

No wife, no dog. Josh, you don't know how dogs work. They gotta track them.

[E]

Yeah, I know, but these were all fair questions.

[C]

They do make these collars. You can get that. And this is not a joke, that you can quite literally put a map, you GPS it, and you can create boundaries for your dog.

[E]

Oh, so it'll shock at certain.

[C]

Yeah, those are like a thousand bucks.

[E]

That's good.

[C]

Very expensive. But yet the dog had to be scanned. One would think after all these years, someone might have turned it at some point. You go to a vet when you go to. They're gonna scan the dog.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

It just sounds like these people didn't look real hard.

[G]

I want to see if. If she's been living on the streets, like, you would be able to look at her and tell if she'd been cared for.

[C]

Cute little. Cute little lady.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, she's got nice big ears.

[E]

Yes. Oh, yeah. I do like the dog.

[C]

I was swimming in the canal because I'm a dog. I'm having a great day. Oh, look. I get to see hunky fireman. Doesn't your dog talk like that?

[E]

Nothing makes me horny like. Like human fireman.

[C]

I said hunky, not horny. Well, I don't think dogs are.

[A]

My, my, my, indeed.

[G]

Do you guys ever lose a dog? Never came back.

[E]

You know, one time we had this neighbor who was just a jerk. He lived in the neighborhood. He was. He didn't live, like. He was, like, eight houses away. And One of our dogs got loose and ended up in his yard. And I found the dog over there, and I was probably 10, and the neighbor looked at me and goes, the next time your dog runs away and gets in my yard, I'm. I'm gonna poison it.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[D]

I love his honesty. I love how he's like, hey, my boundary is. That's my boundary.

[E]

And I told my dad that. My dad goes, yeah, that guy's always been a jerk.

[C]

Jerk.

[D]

He's a murderer.

[E]

Yeah, I don't think he would. I think he just wanted. Was just being a jerk to a kid. I don't think he actually would have done it.

[G]

But was he like the neighborhood?

[E]

Yeah, he was a jerk.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, let's hope he's going to hell.

[E]

Yeah, I kind of hope he will.

[C]

Yeah. And if not, he'll go there soon.

[E]

Real unpleasant.

[D]

My uncle had two big German shepherds, Brandon and Tasha. My uncle had two big. We were so happy when Brandon ran away. He was the worst dog. And my uncle always brings him up like, I miss my boy. I'm like, your boy that bit me and your son really bad. I wish someone would have poisoned Brandon. He just ran away. We never looked for him. We never looked for him. I'm like, yeah, because. Because he was a child abusing dog.

[A]

He.

[D]

We were the jerks in the neighborhood with the dog with the two big German shepherds.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

We have, you know, we forgot to do today in history.

[G]

Oh, do you want to. We are not.

[C]

That's correct.

[A]

That is correct for today in history.

[C]

Let's.

[A]

Let's not fight, Josh.

[C]

You're correct. So we're going to make this today in history. This week in history.

[A]

This week in history.

[C]

And I. The reason I want to do it is because the first thing on here is one of Josh's favorite things. Yay.

[A]

Yay, Josh.

[C]

Wait till you hear it. No, no, no.

[A]

In six, masturbation while holding a pizza hooker was invented.

[E]

Please, was that invented on this day?

[D]

I was gonna say black strippers for Josh. That's what I was gonna say immediately.

[A]

Oh, hey. Oh, well.

[C]

Black.

[E]

The man knows me. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[C]

In 1692, five people were hanged for witchcraft.

[E]

Oh, boy.

[C]

With the Salem. In the wake of the. The Salem witch trials.

[A]

But at the Salem witch trials, everybody got a pack of cigarettes.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean, there's an argument.

[A]

To be made here about fire.

[C]

There is an argument to be made here about the death penalty.

[E]

How so?

[C]

Did any more witches come there? No. So maybe they were right.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

But there are all kinds of witches in Salem. Now, if you go.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They're fake ones.

[E]

How dare you? That's a good way to get hexed.

[C]

These are the real ones. Okay. In 1909, the first race was held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where they used to say, gentlemen, start your engines now.

[A]

In August.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I don't seem right.

[C]

Month of May. They've now dropped the tree.

[A]

Confused by the names of the.

[E]

He's mad. They don't say, gentlemen, start your engine.

[G]

What do they say?

[E]

Well, sometimes there's a lady involved.

[C]

Lady and gentleman. Genericizing. Completely ruining the tradition. Oh, yeah, completely ruin. I would expect more of Mr. Pensky than drop women.

[G]

Really? Screw it up.

[C]

No, no, no. There were no ladies this year. Okay, this one. Let's see. A chick will know this for sure.

[A]

Because of the woman remark.

[C]

Ms. Ho. Hooker.

[G]

Yes.

[C]

1951. Eddie Goodell was sent in to pinch it for the team.

[A]

How is she gonna know this?

[G]

I hope I know.

[E]

You might. We've. We discussed.

[C]

Yeah, we've discussed it.

[G]

To pinch hit for.

[C]

For the St. Louis Browns. What was unusual about Mr. Goodell?

[G]

Oh, he was, like, as tall as me. Really?

[E]

Shorter.

[C]

Shorter. But yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah, she got it.

[A]

Yeah, I guess you got me.

[E]

Oh, boy. Really?

[A]

Even though.

[G]

Yeah, even though I. I'm five' two. How tall was he?

[C]

Three.

[A]

Three something.

[C]

Whatever makes a midge three foot three foot seven.

[F]

Yeah, he said it.

[D]

I like that. Not gonna use it. I want to be booked.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Famous.

[C]

It was a famous. What was it? Bill Veck. Is that who did that?

[A]

Yes, as in wreck.

[G]

And he was. He was put in to do what? Pinch.

[C]

Bill Veeck had a wooden leg from being a war hero and. Oh, serious?

[G]

Are you sure this was the NFL and not the circus? What are we talking about?

[C]

Major league baseball?

[G]

Oh, it's baseball. Sorry.

[C]

I won't read this one. Or this one because they both involve the Beatles. That just gets everybody upset around here.

[A]

I just wanted one day without a Beatles remark.

[D]

You guys like the Beatles?

[E]

No, we like them fine, but it's just.

[D]

You guys are white. I've never met older white people that don't like the Beatles.

[G]

Tom and Pat like them, too.

[F]

Stop throwing me on the Beatles palm. When they came out, I moved on.

[A]

All right? Now we have to do it this.

[D]

I know how white. The Beatles are actually comic. What's your favorite hip hop album? He goes, oh, it's when Jay Z and the Beatles did the album together. I go, don't be that White.

[E]

Was that the Gray album?

[D]

Brit break goes, I like that album. I go that. That okay.

[C]

The Beatles did on album.

[E]

What with Jay Z. They. They mixed it it and I think it was called the Gray.

[D]

It's called the Gray album.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, Tom, I got it. Yeah, I'll send it to you.

[E]

Black and white. Gray.

[D]

You would like. I like. That's how I discovered the Beatles at first.

[C]

All right, you went, you went backwards. You went from quality to crap. Okay, let's see. 1967, the Beatles song All youl Need Is Love hit number one, Pat.

[E]

Okay, Pat, Pat.

[C]

Pat's not blank today. I forgot.

[A]

Don't you think that's ever. That's. I never cared for that. So song. It really seems.

[C]

I'm. I'm with you on that. Yeah, it's a turd.

[D]

What do you guys like with the Beatles?

[A]

Uhhuh.

[C]

Most everything. But not that one. In 64, the Beatles kicked off their first US tour. Where?

[D]

Ohio?

[C]

Nope. The Cow palace in San Francisco. Famous. Famous.

[A]

Well, the Cow palace is not located behind me, is it? Why would you give that direction?

[C]

Because I thought Pat was going to shout out Shea Stadium. How about this one? Happy Birthday to Coco Chanel. Do you know who that is? Ms. Hooker?

[G]

The perfume baroness.

[F]

It was the Beatles makeup lady.

[A]

She makes chocolate and perfume for the very first.

[E]

Also one of my favorite strippers.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Give it up for Coco Chanel.

[C]

Ice cube's wife in 1921. The birthday of a Jean Roddenberry. Anyone?

[E]

Star Trek fame.

[C]

Sure. The Star Trek guy. And then you'll know this one. Miss. Miss Hooker in 1939. The birthday of a Ginger Baker. Red haired guy.

[G]

Oh, it's a guy.

[C]

Yeah. No, you don't know.

[G]

But another Baker I know is Tammy Faye.

[A]

Okay. Another favorite stripper though. Ginger Baker.

[E]

That's right.

[C]

Yeah. Ginger Baker was a very awful human being, but he was a great driver.

[D]

Drummer.

[G]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Drummer for Cream.

[G]

Oh, Cream.

[C]

There's a terrific documentary out there where the, the guy who's making this documentary starts getting beaten by Ginger Baker on film.

[D]

Oh, I need to watch that.

[F]

That's fun.

[C]

He's. It's. It's. It's pretty brutal. Okay, let's see. Bill Clinton. Born on this. On this date.

[G]

Love that guy.

[C]

Famous internist. Uncle Billy.

[G]

What's that?

[C]

Oh no, he was in an inter.

[E]

Clinton.

[C]

Never mind.

[E]

By all means. Charming as hell.

[G]

Yes.

[E]

You meet you. He makes you feel like you're the only person in the world.

[G]

Yep.

[E]

When he talks to you.

[D]

Funniest follow on Twitter. Monica Lewinsky.

[G]

She's great. She's so great.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

On Twitter she is or X. Excuse me.

[C]

Is she still single?

[G]

It appears she has a really popular podcast right now.

[E]

Yeah, she's doing really good stuff. Especially anti bullying.

[G]

Yeah. Big anti bullying advocate.

[E]

Yeah. She got Iowa. Always felt bad for her.

[D]

That's a lot of black culture. She tweets a lot about black culture.

[E]

Oh, she really?

[D]

Yeah, yeah, like a lot like old hip hop.

[E]

Oh, gotcha.

[D]

I was so young and all that. So like all I remember is Monica Lynsky is very, very smart. That's what my mom was. Very, very smart. So I've gotten older and follow her own ex.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And she'll like tweet funny stuff and I'm like, oh, well of course, like you. I didn't know I was a child. All that happens.

[E]

Sure.

[G]

Yeah. She has good content.

[C]

Lastly, Kirk Cousins. Who are. Chick, I'll dare you.

[D]

You like that?

[C]

You have a little statue of him right over there.

[A]

Number eight when he was was with the Washington football team. Yes.

[C]

Must have been awkward. When can you make.

[A]

Is it his birthday today?

[C]

Yeah, his fiance said I'm. I'm marrying cousins.

[A]

Oh, I see. Oh, I see. I understand.

[E]

Kind of an Always the jape.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Always a shot, Mr. Glib.

[C]

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Thank you very much, Chick Magee. When we come back, we have more interesting things happening at the Silac Insurance News Desk including. We have a menu out there now for bottled water and they have actually water sommelier, if that's the proper term. In case you just don't want. I'll just take the tap water. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show. Got a comment to share?

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Text us at 888-262-8661. This is the Bob and Tom show.

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Here.

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Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. At the Silac Insurance news desk, it's Jess Hooker.

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Hello.

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There's Pat Godwin.

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Hey chick.

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Josh Arnold.

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Hi.

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Ace Cosby.

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Hello.

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We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Here's Tom with our special guest joining a studio.

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Comedian David Brooks is here with us. David is a stand up comedian on his way to Cincinnati at Go Bananas this weekend. Personal life, married, single, looking, quitting anything.

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My therapist says I like bipolar, alcoholic, white.

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Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Slow on. Your therapist is you like what now?

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Bipolar, Sorry. Alcoholic white women. Oh, I was like, I just thought they were fun. So I'm trying, I'm trying to find nothing right now.

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But I am single, bipolar, alcoholic, white woman.

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Yeah, that's a privacy.

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I bet they are kind of fun.

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They're a lot of fun when you know all their meds and dosages and times. And I think I've watched enough house and dated enough women.

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Probably not that hard to find.

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No, no.

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Especially around here.

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Yeah.

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What the hell is that supposed to be?

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That it's white.

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Especially around here.

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We have Ms. Hooker right over there. She's sitting in for Christy Lee. So she's got that stack of news. I don't even know what you've got over there.

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A Michelin starred restaurant in Britain has debuted a bottled water menu curated by certified water sommelier.

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Can you imagine what a pain in the ass that guy's gonna.

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Yeah, no kidding.

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And what do they say instead of tap water or, or fizzy or what? Still. Right. Still or water. You guys favorite still water or bubble water. Right. Or something.

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They don't say bubble water.

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Fizzy.

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No. Yeah. I said sparkling when you're sparkling. Sparkling is when you're out. I go Fiji, I guess if I have had a choice.

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Oh, it's beautiful there.

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I love Glacier. Glacier water.

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Yeah.

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I had to go to the mountains. Told you, Josh.

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But fizzy, bougie, fizzy sounds like something a kid would say.

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Remember fizzies when you were a kid? Yeah. Tablets. You put it in, put them in a glass of water and it Would make a grape and cherry and Al plus.

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They were really fun. But they tasted awful.

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That was awful.

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I remember getting them. I was so excited. And you taste them, they're terrible. Give me a Coke. Mom. These are awful. Red.

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Red dye number 69. Yeah, right.

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LA Popote, a French fine dining restaurant in Cheshire, worked with Dorian Binder, One of the UK's few water sommeliers, to create the menu.

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Can you imagine how the tightest ass.

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I can't tell the difference between taste between different waters. I know other people can. No, I can't. Really, I can't.

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I can. I could pick Dasani out of a lineup of immediately.

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Really?

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Oh, 100%. I can.

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Absolutely.

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I'm like, this is poor.

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Yeah.

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Oh, that's one of my favorites.

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Is it?

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Yeah, yeah.

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But I like that there's. Yeah, yeah.

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You like the Sony? For real, Josh?

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For real. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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That's. That's my.

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Like my more compliments.

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That's your jam, I believe the son Smart water.

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Fiji. Those are my three.

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Which is the wettest well water.

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Water's not wet. It makes the things it touches wet.

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Really?

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Oh, that's. That's something.

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Bars, you mean? So. So it's like. Like a good date.

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There you go.

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It makes the things touches wet.

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Actually creates friction. Yeah, I learned that when I tried to put water on it once.

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We're at the end of the show now, huh?

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Was it anybody sparkling?

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Anybody's ever in a swimming pool. You realize that. That happens. Yeah. No good.

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Yes. The list features four still and four sparkling options with prices ranging from $6 to $26. Tap water is included in the list.

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How about well water?

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I don't mind.

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Well, what are the richest well water in the world?

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That's what I want to know.

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Selections come from across Europe, including France, Spain, Italy and Iceland.

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I see. Well, speaking of well water, we got our well water tribute.

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Is that right?

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Howdy. Hey, are you tired of them fancy schmancy bottled waters? Well, you gotta try our new down home bottled water. We call it well water. Well water.

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People say it's swell.

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Water. Well water.

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Well water. Hey, what's that smell?

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It's well water. Do you miss that nasty sulfur taste you used to get from that well water next to grandpa's septic tank? Are you tired of tasteless, colorless, odorless water? Water without any flavor. You can taste and see every mineral. Our new bottled water. Well water. Let me introduce myself. I'm Rusty Swill. Excuse me, sir. Sir, Would you like to try some of our Bottled well water?

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Sure, why not?

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This is awful.

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What the heck's that?

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It's a penny.

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I almost choked on it.

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That's right. We put a penny from our pocket in every bottle. After all, it is well water. Look for the rust iron pump dispenser. Why drink something good when you could drink something well. Well water in a bottle? And well water extra crispy. Plus iron and mercury well water. You'll dig it.

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People across America are singing the praises of well, well water. Lord, it's good. Warning, well water not to be taken internally for external use only. Remember, friends don't let friends drink well water.

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There you go. Classic from the Bob and Tom Banton Orchestra and Chorus.

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Classic it is.

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And. And well water.

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Jesus.

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Well, you suppose this place that has this. This water menu. Do they do it? Do they do it? Bring it to the table like a wine where the guy has the napkin and they.

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They do.

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They pour it, you taste it and some pretentious. A hole. Send it back.

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm sorry. I can tell this is a 59. I ordered the. I ordered the 57.

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It says they're trying to recreate the experience of wine for people who might be driving or don't drink alcohol. So you get the same kind of, you know, have such a. Yeah.

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So if we brought five premium waters here, you could.

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I could definitely. I could definitely tell Dasani right out of the gate, no problem.

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Which is the one you like the most?

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I. The one I like the most. I'm with Josh. I like Fijian smart water. Good mountain spring is the spring water that I would prefer. That's the delivery.

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A pat back in the day, what was your favorite?

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Favorite what?

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Liquor.

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You're supposed to.

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You mean whiskey?

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You're supposed to just shout out Jameson's whiskey, get the gag over with. All right. Make it easy for you. Well, can you drink?

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You don't drink much still water, do you?

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I don't drink via flow water.

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It's in a box. It's from Canada.

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I have. I've seen it.

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It's box a lot of drug dealers liked. Really nice water water.

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Okay.

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Wheatgrass shots. Very bougie.

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Yeah.

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So we'd get this box. You have to order from Canada. It cost a bunch. It was really good water.

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But like now you were the drug dealer for the kids from traffic.

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Oh, yeah.

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All those, like these shots and turmeric shots and that's how I learned about water was actually from drug dealing.

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Well, canned water is the big thing now.

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Yeah.

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Liquid death is great. Yes, that much. Might have. That might be my top.

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I don't like sparkling water. That's just my only thing. I don't same. I have indigestion. I can't do it. I'm old now.

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I can't do it. Do you have one of those filter things at home? Those pictures with the.

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I don't have a Brita. I have a. I have a Burki. And then I have my water delivered.

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I have a zero water. I think it is.

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Okay.

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Tom, do you have that thing on your faucet? Do you guys have that thing on your faucet?

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Oh, yeah, no, no. I've got a reverse osmosis system. System. It's. I have a really good joke. I can't do. Let's just move forward here. Thank you very much for stopping by, David.

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Not mentioning it. That you have it.

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Yeah.

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Just move along.

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Yeah. Okay.

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Maybe that would be the better choice.

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Yeah. I used to have well water at the old place.

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Sure.

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And then, and then in my basement I had a thing that looked like the aquarium with like the collider. It was this giant nuclear device that was cleaning up the water for me. Well, thank you for joining us, by the way. We like to begin the shows, of course, with your letters. So if you have one for us, by all means send us whatever's on your mind about whatever topic is on your mind. Bob and tom and tom dot com. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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