-*VIP Free Trial*- The BOB & TOM Show March 9, 2026

Summary

The BOB & TOM Show – March 9, 2026

A Hilarious Dive into Time Changes, Saunas, Sandwiches, and Saucy Body Parts

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Episode Overview

This episode is a quintessential BOB & TOM Show extravaganza: a freewheeling, irreverent blend of comedy, observational banter, and audience interactions revolving around news, sports, pop culture, and bodily oddities. The crew, including Tom, Chick, Christy Lee, Josh Arnold, Ace Cosby, Willie Griswold, Pat Godwin, and guests, explore everything from the absurd “Time Channel” sketch and daylight saving woes, to bizarre new cosmetic fads for nipples and scrotums, wild listener letters, and the eternal debate over the best sandwiches.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Skit: The “Time Channel”

[00:15–03:03]

• The team presents a parody cable channel that does nothing but announce the time. Callers phone in to ask for updates (“It's now 11:22!”), referencing real cable networks’ niche absurdity.
• Notable Quote:
  • Tom (as host): “I’m gonna be on vacation next week, so tune in for the best of times! Military Monday, where all times are given in military time.” [01:52]
• Running gag about people calling in wanting to know the day, but being told that’s a different channel.

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2. The Great Time Change Struggle

[03:06–05:36]

• The crew bemoans the confusion and chaos of daylight saving time change.
• Discussion about clocks now auto-updating and the sense of disorientation.
• Tom relates a household morning emergency (child sick, dog incident), spawning jokes about “quiet vomiting as a talent”.

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3. Semi-Scientific Chat: Sneezing, Body Functions, and Antennas

[06:23–07:59]

• Can you sneeze with your eyes open? (No one thinks so.)
• Listener story: A guy’s bass guitar cable picks up radio when touching his tongue—cue speculation about weird antennas.

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4. Sauna News: Silicone Testicle Covers & More

[08:01–09:54, 132:45–134:42]

• Pat Godwin’s love of saunas leads into a news bit about silicone “testicle covers” banned from a Japanese bathhouse (meant to protect men from the hot bench).
• Jokes abound about awkward public sauna moments.
• Christy: “They look like half an egg.”
• Pat: “Do you scrape [toxins] off and make a protein shake?” [135:51]

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5. Scrotal News: Scrofill, Scrotox, and Big Ball Aspirations

[09:49–11:39, 128:10–131:31]

• Rise of Scrofill: Injectable filler for men whose testicles have “shrunk” due to testosterone therapy—costing thousands of dollars.
• Christy: “The non-surgical procedure involves injecting hyaluronic acid filler into the scrotum to make it appear larger, fuller, and heavier.” [129:06]
• Tom: “I’ve never been at the gym and heard, ‘I’m getting Scrotox next week!’” [85:26]

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6. Sandwiches: From Celebrity Favorites to Grilled Perfection

[43:40–46:39]

• Viral video: Jeff Daniels describes his odd favorite sandwich: pita bread, peanut butter, Ruffles cheddar/sour cream chips, Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce.
• The group shares their own favorites:
  • Christy: “Grilled turkey and cheese.”
  • Josh: “PB&J, white bread, grape jelly.”
  • Willie: “Philly cheesesteak, Italian beef, or banh mi.”
  • Tom: “BLT with avocado.”
• Discussion expands to celebrity sandwiches (Elton John: cheese & tomato, Paul McCartney: Marmite/hummus/veggies, Snoop Dogg: fried bologna).

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7. Listener Letters: Accidental Insults, Costco Food Hacks, Wild Experiences

[15:04–24:54, scattered]

• “Smartest/Fattest Thing I Ever Saw” — someone wraps a Costco hot dog in pizza.
• Mistaken identity horror stories (“Uncle Fester wig crack”).
• Technical oddities (radio signals through guitar cable under tongue).

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8. Baldness & Hair: Musical Tribute and Chat

[48:20–51:11]

• News about Japanese gene therapy for baldness.
• Pat Godwin performs “Walk on the Bald Side,” inspired by Lou Reed (“Take a walk on the bald side…”).
• Discussion of edited song lyrics (“Money for Nothing,” “Can I Kick It?”).

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9. Nipples in the News: Nipple Fillers, Color Matching, and Taboo Taboos

[80:00–95:15]

• Cosmetic nipple fillers: For “perkier appearance,” trending among certain women.
• Notable Quotes:
  • Christy: “Doctors caution: filler injections can disrupt milk ducts.”
  • Tom (exasperated): “In the course of your daily life, has any lady friend ever said ‘I’m getting my nipples enlarged?’”
• Digression into matching lipstick to nipple color, “flirté beauty”, and the business of “nipstick” (lip balm for nips).

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10. TV/Movies & Bedroom Playlists: What Gets People In the Mood

[110:06–123:26]

• Survey: Songs most likely to get people “in the mood” (Ed Sheeran’s “Perfect,” The Weeknd’s “Earned It,” Genuine’s “Pony,” Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”).
• Movies: “Dirty Dancing,” “Pretty Woman,” “Titanic,” “Magic Mike.”
• TV: “Sex in the City,” “Game of Thrones,” “Bridgerton,” “True Blood.”
• Embarrassing stories about setting playlists for losing virginity.

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11. Sports Desk & Odd News

[51:45–53:17] (Sports), [102:06–108:36] (History)

• March Madness bracketology.
• Guinness World Record: Chinese humanoid robot walks 66 miles in 56 hours.
• “Stupid World Record” feature: debating what counts as a sport/human feat.

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12. Miscellaneous: Candy Whistles, Cheeto Rods, and More

[74:31–77:32]

• Ideating long “Cheeto” sticks, candy toys, and naming conventions (“Cheetone”).
• Quick musical drops: “If you want to turn your daddy parts orange…” (Paul and Storm).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Tom: “I can vomit as quietly or as loudly as you need. I can adjust the volume of my vomiting.” [05:57]
• Chick: “Your scrotum is the most non-looked at touched organ… I’m touching them right now. It’s the braille of the body.” [10:05–10:22]
• Listener Letter: “Walking out of Costco, guy takes a hot dog, wraps a slice of pizza around it. All I could hear in my head was ‘here’s one of the fattest things I’ve ever done.’” [15:26]
• Christy: “Doctors caution, patients should carefully consider the procedure if they plan to have children. Filler injections can disrupt the milk ducts…” [81:21]
• Pat (song): “I got a pimple on my balls, I saw it in the bathroom stall…” [137:31–139:07]
• Josh (talking TV/fantasy): “I have the closet of costumes just in case… Not by my choice.” [121:10]
• Willie (on his first-time playlist): “I spent months crafting it. It was called The Time. I was done by the chorus.” [122:06]

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Highlight Timestamps

• [00:15] – “The Time Channel” sketch launches
• [03:06] – Show intros and time change gripes
• [04:50] – Alarm woes and child vomit story
• [08:01] – Sauna/testicle news
• [09:50] – Scrofill/scrotox and big balls
• [15:04] – Listener email: Costco food hack
• [48:20] – Pat’s “Walk on the Bald Side”
• [80:00] – Nipple filler and cosmetic news
• [110:06] – “Songs That Get You in the Mood” survey
• [121:46] – TV shows that turn people on
• [128:10] – Scrotal filler news redux
• [132:45] – Silicone testicular covers in Japanese bathhouse
• [137:31] – “Pimple on My Balls” song

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The Show’s Signature Tone

The conversation is bawdy, friendly, off-the-cuff, and filled with low-brow (but creative) humor, wordplay, and spontaneous group riffs on listener letters or news headlines. The team maintains an “all opinions, no filter” approach, punctuated by Tom’s exasperation, Chick’s quick sarcasm, Christy’s eye rolls, and Pat’s musical interludes.

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For the Uninitiated: Why Listen?

• Unscripted banter that feels like eavesdropping on the funniest group at the bar.
• Weird news, read with a skeptic’s nose and plenty of audience email.
• Recurring deep dives on the oddest human and animal behaviors—body parts (nipples, scrota, you name it) always find their moment.
• A masterclass in running gags: song parodies, bad puns, and callbacks to earlier bits.

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Memorable Running Gags

• The never-ending examination of scrotal and nipple aesthetics.
• Tom’s “Time Channel” sketch, returned to year after year.
• Competitive “fattest thing I’ve ever done” and “worst things you’ve eaten” confessions.
• Sandwiches, cereals, and the right way to eat both.

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In Summary

This episode is a rollicking, unpredictable ride—part topical talk show, part morning zoo, part dirty jokebook. With topics ranging from the inanity of TV channel proposals to the truly bizarre world of cosmetic scrotal filler, the BOB & TOM Show never takes itself—or the world—too seriously.

Transcript

[A]

It's the bob and tom show.

[B]

Oh, sure, you've got cable tv. You've seen all those news channels and sports channels, the Weather channel, the cooking channel, the. But now, the Bob and Tom Cable Television Group, a division of Frigamal Industries, is proud to present the time channel 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

[A]

You're watching the Time Channel and. Looks like we got a caller. Hello?

[B]

You're on here. Hi. Yeah, this is Jimmy. What time is it? It's 11:21.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

Watch the show. Sure thing.

[A]

Let's go to line two, see what's on your mind. Hello, Time Channel.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[B]

The last guy kind of stole thunder.

[A]

You already answered my question.

[B]

Oh, you mean about the time?

[A]

Yeah, I was gonna ask what time it was.

[D]

You said 1121, right.

[E]

Well, actually, caller, we've got an update on that.

[B]

It's now 1122.

[A]

Hey, hey, thanks.

[D]

Great. I love the show.

[A]

Thanks for the call. Looks like we've got just time to take one or two more calls here.

[B]

Go ahead, caller. Yeah, hey, I've been watching the show since 1104, and maybe you guys covered this earlier, but what day is it?

[A]

I'm sorry, caller, you're looking for the Day Channel.

[B]

This is the Time Channel.

[E]

Check your local cable listings for that.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[B]

My bad.

[A]

Could I possibly get somebody to scream these calls? And listen, a quick reminder for you viewers. I'm going to be on vacation next

[B]

week, so be sure to tune in

[E]

same time, same station for the best of times.

[A]

Going to be reliving some of the best moments.

[B]

It's the Time, champ. You won't want to miss. Military Monday, where all times, all day long are getting given in military time. Starting at 0100 hours, a tribute to our fighting men and women. It's the Time Channel. We got nothing but time. In no time at all, we know you'll be having the time of your life on the Time channel.

[D]

It's now 1125.

[B]

From Bob and to Cable television, a division of Frigal Industries. Hey, I've got to go. I'm out of time.

[A]

Hey, how's this killing time? Your time may vary. Check local listings.

[B]

Bullseye. Hello.

[A]

Welcome to the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios, the Bob and Tom Show. There's Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

Hey, There's Pat Godwin.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold.

[B]

Morning.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

Hello, indeed. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, hey, I'm Chick McGee. He's got his. All of his clocks Changed. He's all caught up. Nope, he's organized. What? There's a problem? You know me, I go early. I change him on Saturday. Hello, Tom.

[B]

I haven't dead time yet. I'm sorry. Really?

[A]

So some of your clocks are incorrect, and some of them are correct.

[B]

Even I might wake up in the middle of the night. I go, wait. I said, do I have to add or subtract an hour from this? I finally just turned the clock over.

[A]

I was changing my Saturday and I thought, how did. How in God's name did Tom do this before? We all had iPhones.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, or cell phone. And it tells you what time it is. So that's your only saving grace. Or your phone would be.

[C]

What about your car?

[B]

It did it by itself.

[A]

Well, that's a button you push.

[B]

No, I didn't push anything.

[A]

Well, they probably did it at the

[B]

dealer because they know.

[A]

They're aware of you.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That's the voice of chick Magee from TheOrangeSols.com sports desk. I mentioned that because we've got our March Mayhem bracketology from orange insoles up and running. Details coming up soon.

[A]

Remember, orange insoles are orange, Tom.

[B]

Thank you very much. Well, so I don't know about you guys, my alarm actually went off this morning.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Ordinarily I wake up on my own, but see, it's. I'm every. Everybody's off a little.

[A]

I haven't. I can't tell you the last time

[B]

my alarm, even with the time change.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Anybody else?

[D]

No, no, no. I was on my own.

[E]

Alarm woke me up today.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I scared the hell out of you.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. What is your alarm? But what sound do you have programmed?

[E]

Get the F up.

[B]

I thought it was.

[A]

Remember the alarm clocks that when they go off, they jump off the counter and crawl across the floor? You have to chase it. For people who have trouble getting up,

[B]

that isn't a bad idea.

[A]

That's a great idea is that when

[B]

you have to pick up and throw real hard against the wall.

[A]

So it's like a baseball or something.

[B]

Yeah, I could see my dog would fetch that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a weird morning anyway, so a dog issue. Oh, no. I was very quietly getting ready, creeping around, much like a cat burglar came around the corner and one of my daughters was vomiting in the toilet.

[C]

Oh, God.

[A]

A big night out, was it?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. She's 10, hitting it hard. You get that extra hour of drinking with the Time.

[D]

Never having Jaeger again.

[B]

She's 10.

[A]

I prayed dinosaurs, Josh.

[B]

So I don't know.

[C]

Sounds like the flu.

[B]

My 13 year old was out all last week.

[D]

Week.

[A]

So I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast, but I can throw out. I. I can vomit as quietly or as loudly as you need. I can adjust the volume of my vomiting.

[B]

Wow. There's a talent. Yeah.

[A]

Can you adjust? I bet there's no way you can adjust. You can't adjust the volume of your yawn burps.

[F]

Those are all problematic for him.

[B]

You know, as my doctor told me, it's important to get it out.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

Yeah. I am not a silent vomiter.

[A]

No, I bet you're not.

[B]

Willie. Is it. Is the genetic vomiting?

[F]

No, I do it too. My sneezes are getting crazy. If I sneeze while I'm driving and I try to keep my eyes open, it's nuts.

[B]

It's not possible.

[F]

It sounds wild.

[A]

Your eyes pop out of your head if you do.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I kept asking, what about that guy that climbed that building? That's what I was thinking. If he's. He's got a good sneeze, I. That I'd fall right off. I barely. Like you said, I can get through an intersection. Yeah. I have to really focus. Okay. I'm going to open them up as soon as I can. Is it possible to sneeze with your eyes?

[A]

I think it is impossible. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's impossible. Okay, well, you can't put your elbow in your ear either.

[C]

Well, who would want to do that?

[A]

Well, I'm just saying something else. That's impossible.

[B]

Even if it was. Even if your arm was severed, it would be.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Because the. The hole's too small.

[A]

I mean, how bad do you want to put your elbow in your ear?

[B]

Now we've covered your arm off. We've covered the important stuff in life.

[A]

That guy was trapped by the rock. Could put his elbow in his ear.

[D]

He sure could.

[C]

Ye.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Coming up today, this. I'm just so excited about some of these.

[A]

He's excited again.

[B]

We have one especially for Pat.

[A]

Oh, really? Are you speaking to Pat now you're mad at me? You were mad at him earlier, bringing

[E]

up a damn movie.

[B]

I enjoyed. Read the room. Okay.

[E]

She wins the award. That's all I said they haven't given

[A]

the Oscars are Sunday Ding a ling.

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I can't wait.

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I'm. I'm having a party.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Two in the afternoon.

[A]

It's a pre Oscar, Is that right?

[E]

Celebrate the losers.

[B]

Coming up, we have something just for Pat. It involves. You're a big fan of the sauna.

[E]

Love it. Dry sauna.

[B]

What does that mean?

[E]

167 degrees of dry heat coming at you. 20 minutes.

[C]

Not the steamy one for the heart.

[A]

Is that the rocks or is that the scene?

[E]

It's the rocks.

[A]

It's the rocks.

[B]

Do you have a silicone testicle cover?

[E]

I do not.

[B]

Well, that's. That's something in the news today.

[D]

Really? For saunas?

[A]

Don't we hear about that every now and then? Finland, the sauna capital of the world. They burn their taint or whatever. Oh yeah, well, they had.

[B]

They used to have a competition until a guy died.

[A]

He cooked. He basically cooked. But he won the competition.

[B]

Do you get the oil?

[C]

Do you call that winning?

[A]

Or would it be a poaching? A par boil? I'm not sure.

[F]

Like a steam or a poach maybe.

[D]

What if it just smelled? It was the. It was the most delicious thing you've ever smelled.

[B]

You're cooking barbecue? No, no, that's. That's Sven. He just got cooked in the sauna. In any event, I've been to a lot of barbecues.

[A]

That smells great.

[B]

Yeah. The testicle cover in the news coming up. Also, we have yet another treatment for the scrotal area in the news.

[D]

Like a D. Wrinkler or.

[B]

This one is an enlarger. Wow.

[A]

Those of you want bigger scrotum.

[B]

Well, apparently if you're using a certain testosterone drugs of some sort, the scrotum shrinks.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

So this is for those that want to set a big balls. And speaking of big balls, coming up, we'll celebrate the birthday of Yuri Gagarin. The first man in space. At least the first one that lived.

[A]

No, the first one we heard the

[B]

commies are talking about.

[D]

Right, right.

[B]

Among many other.

[D]

There are a few jars.

[A]

I'm gonna say this. I say that your scrotum is the most non looked at touched organ. And is that an organ or a part of your body?

[D]

You mean externally and by others or by yourself?

[A]

No, just. Do you touch you? I. I can't remember the last time I took a good look at my scrotum. But I. I'm touching them right now. You see what I mean?

[B]

Oh, I get it.

[D]

Yeah, I see what you're saying.

[B]

So it's ratio. It's the braille. It's the braille of the body.

[D]

Yeah, in a way it might be.

[B]

You just spend a lot of time on the rectum and the Anus, though.

[A]

You have a series of mirrors that makes you happy? Yes, I shove stuff in my ass all the time.

[B]

I didn't say you shoved anything in there.

[A]

No, no, no.

[B]

Yeah, you did. Just take pictures, put them on your

[A]

instruments, like some pictures.

[B]

That's okay. I'll get them from. Pack that.

[A]

You got dragged into this.

[B]

We've got some, some of your letters. We always love hearing from you. And I hope you got your time all organized. And that's why we play the Time Channel every year at, at this time

[A]

and we'll be back in November to play it again.

[B]

The genesis of that, of that thing.

[A]

Yes, tell me all about it.

[D]

Educated a little behind the music Time Channel documentary.

[A]

Well, we thought we were gonna go and then we said we'll drag it out for nine minutes. How about that?

[F]

We should make this a Netflix series.

[B]

Actually, there was a funny story about that back in the, back in the early days of cable.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

It seemed that they were getting us very specific channels before there were 300 sports channels, et cetera, et cetera. And a guy came in here with a proposal, a serious proposal to have the Scores channel. And it would just, just have scores on it. This is before they had not only the scores, but the games, et cetera,

[A]

et cetera, et cetera.

[B]

And I just thought it'd be extended to the fact that you could have a station where there'd be people coming in and talking about what time it was like a weather forecaster, whatever gets

[C]

12 minutes after the hour.

[A]

No, we had a call in show. Hey, did you notice a minute later than when I called before. Remember that?

[B]

How long you been on hold, sir? It's three minutes now.

[D]

This is the one caller claim. Well, the last caller sort of took my thunder.

[B]

It's sort of like a Mr. Obvious. When you listen to those shows, you realize you're really a good person because most of the rest of the people out there are idiots and they're the ones that have the time to call these shows. We will return to the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios with nothing but frivolity here on the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all your car care needs. Get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. the news desk, there's Christy Lee. Hello, Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Hello, Willie Griswold.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Noticed anything weird about the room?

[D]

I did notice more than usual.

[B]

It involves personal hygiene.

[C]

What?

[A]

Somebody smells bad.

[B]

What is this?

[C]

He shaved.

[B]

Ace shaved off the beard and made himself look 10 years younger.

[D]

I'm in mourning. Oh, what are you mourning?

[B]

Our best player got traded.

[D]

Oh, man. What are you gonna do, Max with two X's?

[A]

Crosby?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

He's a Raven now.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

Bing's grandson, right?

[A]

Let's see Bing try to spank his ass.

[D]

Get over here.

[B]

Get over here,

[A]

bucket butt.

[E]

Dean Martin.

[D]

Bing's got kind of.

[A]

You were right. Bing actually did call Dean and come over. You want to hit my kids with me? And actually, what happened?

[D]

Have you noticed how cold your face gets after you shave off your beard? It was getting away with food.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

It was getting in the way of food. Oh, okay.

[B]

Is that the first time you've had a full beard? No.

[E]

No.

[B]

Really? I don't remember you having.

[D]

So it was getting in the way of the food, but have you noticed how cold your face gets after you shave?

[A]

Your beard was like.

[B]

What are you.

[D]

Whenever I shave my beard.

[A]

Are you expecting a straight answer?

[B]

Are you thinking this might be dialogue? No. Yeah. I think I prefer you without the beard, Ace. Frankly, I think. I think you looked older with the. With the beard, and I, I guess, more distinguished.

[D]

No.

[B]

Would you call Grady and Sanford and Son distinguished?

[D]

That's your only reference?

[E]

Let's go.

[B]

So that's exactly what you look. Yeah, it is.

[F]

If he starts watching more, bet we're all in trouble. Let's just leave it right there.

[B]

It's time to examine the world of letters. Yes, we begin with a Chick magee@the originsouls.com sports desk.

[A]

That's right. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is from Steve. Walking out of Costco, the happiest moment of my life. I just looked to my left and saw a man in the food court. Just nondescript, regular looking gentleman. He took a hot dog, wrapped a slice of pizza around it.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And started to eat.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

All I could hear in my head was Josh saying, here's one of the fattest things I've ever done.

[D]

That is a fat thing to do.

[A]

A hot dog wrapped in pizza at Costco.

[B]

Do you leave it in the bun?

[C]

That's what I was thinking.

[A]

No, no bun.

[C]

No.

[F]

Okay, don't be.

[B]

That's a piece of bread.

[A]

Don't be crazy.

[F]

But no, people do this. And there's other folks. They'll get the chicken bake, and then they'll stuff the dog in the chicken bake, which it's again, fattest thing I've ever done. Does sound fantastic.

[D]

How are you aware of these Costco hacks, man?

[F]

TikTok and Instagram. You just get on your phone, you stare at it four hours afterwards, you have a sheen of oil over your face. You feel terrible.

[D]

It's the best.

[B]

Have you tried any of these?

[F]

No. I'm not really a big fan of the sort of food challenge stuff.

[A]

Costco, though. If you're hungry when you know they shouldn't, they say, don't go to grocery store hungry because you buy everything Costco. You have to go there hungry because there's food around every corner.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And you just shovel it in your face. The best.

[B]

What is the. So you've got the meatballs at ikea.

[A]

Yeah, those are pretty good. And they have veggie meatballs, too.

[C]

Costco does samples, so you never know what you're going to get. It's different every time.

[B]

What other places are doing the free food? There used to be a hardware store that had free popcorn that I love.

[A]

I've always said Target. I don't know if the Target I used to go to had popcorn. You had to buy it. But it was that, that was the key to their success, I think. Gave people popcorn.

[E]

They all have free food. If you have a big jacket.

[D]

Right. There are places with free jewelry there.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

You mean free diamonds? Yeah.

[A]

What would they do if you go, hey, hey, you got. No, I thought this was free. What would. What could they say? Oh, I'll put it back then. I'm sorry.

[B]

Dear Bob and Tom, this is from Terence. Love that name.

[A]

You would.

[B]

In discussing the phenomenon of radio waves, I haven't heard you mention how several AM radio stations in the country were broadcasting at extraordinarily high wattage during World War II. As much as 500,000 watts, to put that. That's. That's a lot.

[C]

That's a lot. I think the most you can broadcast now is 50,000 watts.

[B]

Yeah. Because I have often heard, he writes, that the radio tower in Mason, Ohio, which is where Kings island is for WLW radio, could be heard through the fence. The fence would actually pick up the signal. I have heard that as well. And that's. That's still there. The. The, I guess the capability of popping that thing on to 500,000 watts, would that go? I guess it would go all the way to Europe at night, bounce off the sky.

[A]

Yeah. At nighttime, I would think I have

[C]

kind Of a similar letter about this.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

This is from Alex in Jackson, Michigan. He said, I was practicing my bass guitar in my father's basement. For some reason, I had the impulse to unplug the guitar and put the receiving end of the cord under my tongue like a thermometer. When doing so, a radio program started coming out of the speaker that was attached to the cord. If I took it out of my mouth and under my tongue, the radio stopped. If I put it back under, the radio began again. I have no reason or explanation for this.

[B]

That is amazing.

[C]

Isn't that amazing?

[B]

I do know that there was a time when I could with the old rabbit ears days.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

I remember trying to watch one of the political conventions up in Harbor Springs.

[C]

Boy, you're fun.

[A]

Hey, everybody. You want to come over to the house and watch a political convent?

[B]

Well, that's because they.

[A]

Where are you going?

[B]

Because it used to be they would actually. They would actually elect a candidate, unlike it is today. But I could remember standing there with my aunt, and I would touch the antenna, and she was, that's perfect. And then I'd walk away, and it would go. It would go off. It would go.

[C]

Yeah, I remember those days.

[B]

Yeah, I don't. That's interesting. That. That guy. That guy, in effect, became some kind of weird antenna. And I bet his. Who was upstairs? His dad was upstairs.

[C]

I don't know. He doesn't say.

[B]

Okay. Whoever was upstairs was probably glad they didn't have to hear bass anymore. Unless, of course, they were playing the bass riff to the great song in Houston.

[A]

We just started a new dance.

[B]

It's not a new dance in Houston. To tighten up. This is the music. If you've never heard that song and it's full of glory, please. Oh, it's a great song. Let that guitar fall in. Thank you very much. Who else has a letter over there?

[A]

I'll go. Hello, Bob. And top show. Your discussion last Friday about cases of mistaken identity and hair loss reminded me of a personal experience. I was out shopping for clothes with my wife. I noticed a man who was significantly follically challenged while looking down at some shirts. I leaned toward who I thought was my wife, and I whispered, did you check out Uncle Fester over there? With the apparent roadkill stapled to his head? Worst rug I've ever seen. When I turned to accept the adulation from my wife about my snappy comment, I realized my wife was across the store. The person standing right next to me was the man I had just described. My stomach started to Sink. I managed to stammer. Oh, not you. I think I totally saved it.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

I left the area. That's Todd in Wichita.

[B]

Thank you, Todd. That's. That was. We were talking about how sometimes you'll be busy, whatever you're. A store. I walked up into a store. I was. I walked up to this woman I thought was Kelly and said something if I thought was humorous yet provocative and

[D]

turned around, it was somebody else.

[A]

I'm surprised you don't walk up to mannequins and talk to them.

[C]

I'm surprised you said something provocative.

[A]

I bet you do. Y bet you do. And you just haven't shared it yet.

[D]

You know, I appreciate how you listen. You know, a lot of times I get. I get smart.

[B]

There is a place.

[A]

Will you be my best friend?

[B]

There is a place about, about 10 miles north of here. And they have all these statues in the street.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

And every once in a while. Oh, look at those two kids playing over there. Oh, those. That's one of the statues.

[C]

They do catch you. I've had. Yeah, yeah, they're very good.

[B]

It's a guy in a bench reading a newspaper. Oh, wait a minute.

[D]

That's.

[B]

That's a statue.

[F]

One of the statues is a little girl crossing the street. And I'll tell you, I stop at that crosswalk every time.

[C]

That's a good one.

[D]

Are they, like, painted to where I've

[F]

sat at that intersection for two minutes going, no, it's okay.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

What are they doing?

[F]

I, I, yeah, I think it's silly.

[B]

Oh, it's great. And there's one that has a busker.

[D]

Oh, really? With a guitar?

[B]

Yeah, the whole thing.

[C]

I wonder if he ever gets money.

[D]

We've got to go vandalize them or

[A]

put, put hats on him or something.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Well, that.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, nothing, you know, hateful, just.

[A]

No, just like a sombrero or a fez or, you know, whatever.

[B]

Is there a practical reason to wear a sombrero?

[A]

I'm sure there. I'm sure there is.

[C]

Your chips.

[A]

The hot sun creeps to mind.

[B]

That's not an insult if I ever heard one.

[D]

No, it's a fun.

[C]

That's a fun time to a Mexican restaurant. It comes in a big sombrero.

[B]

Of course, it's interesting. You don't have a guy walking around. Could we hire a midget to walk around with a sombrero? He can walk up and people can dip their guac into his hat.

[D]

That's interesting.

[A]

He. He thinks what anybody else says is Insulting.

[D]

The insulting thing in his head.

[A]

He throws out insulting things all the time.

[C]

They're just having fun.

[F]

And your brain is so deeply problematic. You think there's a little person walking around with guacamole on a hat.

[D]

You know, I. I would like.

[F]

By the way, it would be a good time, actually.

[B]

Yes. You do not have to speak Spanish. That is, open it up to more people short of stage.

[F]

That queso one's got a lotte in there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, hilarious. Could you send over the. Could you send over the guy with the queso hat?

[C]

I love queso.

[D]

What's up?

[B]

I'll have you know. Yes, B. Thanks. I can thank Greg Warren, comedian, for this. Greg and I are big fans of iced tea and we're also critics of iced tea. If you have flavored iced tea, I will not attend your restaurant anymore. So he told me that the best iced tea out there is Chipotle.

[C]

Pretty good.

[B]

So, yes, I went to sauce. I decided to go to Chipotle to get Finn some stuff. She'd been sick all week and all she wanted was that little bowl with brown rice.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Chicken and queso. They had no brown rice and no queso. But I did get the tea, which was great. Thank you. So all is good with the world. Dear Bob and Tom Show. This is especially, I think, for you, John.

[D]

All right.

[B]

I am from a family of six writes Bill to prevent fights, our mother would collect all the prizes from cereal boxes. When they came with toys, she would put them in six unmarked paper bags and we would blindly choose which bag we wanted. This kind of sounds like your situation in which. Didn't your mother just take them all and give them to you at Christmas time?

[D]

Yes. Sad and sweet.

[B]

Yeah. She also numbered Christmas presents and on Christmas morning we had the master list one through whatever. That way we didn't know which box to shake. Trying to figure out what was inside.

[D]

My mom did a similar thing where she would not put a the gifts that my parents would give us. Not the Santa ones.

[C]

Right.

[D]

They were not labeled.

[C]

So she had probably different wrapping paper for each boy. Maybe.

[D]

Or she claims that she had some sort of marking on each that we never saw. So. Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. So she had it figured out.

[B]

Maybe that's from her experience marking cards.

[D]

Marking cards, yes.

[B]

Just playing with a deck of marked cards.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Your mother was a world class gambler. She was a shark.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Cheat.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Cindy Jaws Arnold, they call.

[B]

Did you know.

[D]

Do you guys say card shark or card sharp?

[B]

Shark.

[A]

Shark. I always said shark, but I Understand, it is sharp, I guess, or it can be either.

[D]

Maybe it started. I think it started as sharp and then. And became shark. And then. Yeah, both are totally correct.

[C]

I had no idea. Thank you for learning.

[D]

Is that weird?

[F]

Yeah, it is.

[D]

I didn't know that either.

[B]

Well, you'll finally on this show this year, the first thing we've learned.

[D]

Shark is way cooler.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. And speaking of sharks, the guy on Shark Tank is in that movie, Marty supreme, and he's terrific.

[D]

Yeah, Kevin o' Leary does a pretty good job.

[B]

He's really good. And I. When I was watching the movie, I couldn't figure out who that was, but he's got a tube on.

[A]

That's a great tube, too.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, he's terrific in that. Almost as good as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys in Landman. That's a. I. That's. Have you seen that, Willie?

[F]

I have not.

[B]

It was. That's. That's in the first season. I want to say there's a great scene where Jerry Jones playing Jerry Jones. And he's. I mean it. You often in movies, it's pretty stiff when someone comes in, he's really good.

[F]

See, Ace, this is why we don't want him to watch shows after Samson son, because then we have to do this. We're talking about Landman now.

[B]

Okay, I'm done. Now, real quick, I want to say that a Tim Kavanaugh comedian is doing a special benefit at the Wausau School Foundation. It's at the Jefferson street location. This and just go to thefoundationwsd.org for ticket information for the Wausau School foundation in Wausau. Coming up this Friday night on Jefferson street at the Jefferson Street Inn, I guess.

[D]

All right.

[B]

That should be really cool. And help raise some money for some great funds for these schools. Tim is a former school teacher, so that's near and dear to him.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news center. Hi, there's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Willie Griswold's here. Hey, there's Josh. Josh Arnold. Hey, Ace Cosby.

[D]

Howdy.

[A]

I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom. How are you?

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee. Just reviewing some of our mail.

[A]

All right.

[B]

All right, I want to reach us. It's Bob [e-mail]. coming up is sports broadcast with a Chick McGee or reasonable facsimile, including a great world record from the theorangeinsouls.com sports test. You're not ducking in this world record.

[A]

I haven't even looked. But my initial knee jerk is

[D]

this

[A]

isn't even involving a human.

[B]

That's right.

[D]

That's right. Is it a cute animal?

[A]

No, robot.

[B]

It's a terrifying robot.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

No, no, it's a robot.

[B]

It's a terrifying robot.

[A]

It's a terrifying.

[B]

A robot.

[A]

Are you robot or robot?

[D]

I'm now robot.

[A]

Okay, fair enough.

[B]

Robot sounds like an animal.

[A]

I think people in the know say robot.

[D]

Yeah, they do.

[C]

Sounds like a rodent and a rabbit got together.

[D]

But mechanized.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Robot.

[B]

So I was at a concert on Saturday night.

[A]

Tell me everything. Don't leave anything out.

[D]

And I was surprised to see that you went to war.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what guar stands for? God, what an awful racket.

[B]

I did not go to that one.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Tribute to the great soul music of the 60s, 70s, 80s, and more. You did what?

[A]

Are you working for another station?

[B]

No, no, it's one of the guys.

[A]

Classic hits of today, tomorrow, and in the future.

[B]

It was Great show. One of the guys from. From straight, no chaser. Terrific. Anyway, in the middle of the show, my. My phone goes off.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

No, it didn't ring.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I hope it was quiet.

[B]

And it was a. A photograph of what looked like someone had taken a machete and sliced a wild rabbit in half.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. All right.

[C]

The hell are you doing over there?

[B]

It was on our driveway.

[A]

And it sounds like somebody taught something. A lesson.

[B]

Coyote. But apparently he'd somehow severed it into two pieces. And I texted back, just leave it out there. Don't take the dogs anywhere near it. I'll take care of it when I get home. Then I got one. About 10 minutes later, it's gone. The coyote.

[F]

Coyotes will finish the job, you know.

[D]

That's good.

[A]

Yeah, I've heard tell coyotes are the great white sharks of suburbia.

[B]

They are where I live.

[A]

You should probably watch out.

[B]

Took out, you know, my neighbor friend's dog. It took out his dog. Yeah, you got to be careful. They're everywhere. And I don't know why. It's a big year for coyotes, but they're a couple of big ones in my neighborhood. And I live in a very.

[C]

We're right in the city.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not in much of a rural area.

[D]

One in my neighborhood is so annoying. Always painting tunnels on the side of my house, hanging anvils from my trees.

[C]

I hate that guy.

[A]

Dropping rocks from overhang.

[D]

Right?

[B]

I made this. I said this other day, he's A wily guy. The only reason any of us know what an anvil is, is because of cartoons.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I guess you see him in black, you know, any. Any sort of old western where they're blacksmithing and stuff. But yeah, of course. It's the first places.

[B]

I remember the first time I saw one.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

I was in a handville. Yeah.

[D]

I remember being baffled as to what they were and why.

[A]

Do you hear what Tom said when he saw one? Wow.

[D]

Oh, you mean the first time you saw one in real life?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Wow. There's an anvil.

[B]

That was the same place where I saw that. Where the guy could take a stick and carve it into a pair of pliers. Remember I told you about that?

[A]

It was a weekend show at the. Some fairgrounds, right? No, it was a woodworking.

[B]

It was a school. School trip.

[D]

Wow. Mr. Whittler or something.

[A]

Willie.

[B]

This guy. This guy would take. Last time I mentioned this solid block of wood. A whole bunch of people had been to the same farm in the middle of Ohio.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

This guy would whittle and he'd take it and it would actually functioning with a hinge player pliers.

[D]

Was it six hours? How long did he do it?

[B]

This guy did it all day long.

[A]

It was talking 30 seconds. Like 30 seconds.

[C]

Did you just stand there and watch this guy all day?

[B]

No, no. That was just one of the many attractions. Then it was. Then there was the guy with the anvil. And I'm going, wow, an anvil. I've only seen those in cartoons.

[F]

What an exciting day for you.

[B]

He was a blacksmith.

[A]

But to be fair, I don't think the wooden pliers, you really couldn't tighten or loosen anything with those.

[B]

No, but the notion is that he could take one piece of wood and have a hinge in it.

[A]

But still.

[B]

Let's see you do it.

[A]

They're worthless.

[D]

What was the name of that one blacksmith? A will. Does he have anything new coming out?

[B]

Dear Bob and Tom Jones. That was a very fine piece.

[F]

Jaden came out a while ago. He's old now.

[B]

I was listening to your show and I started welding at the age of 16.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[C]

How that.

[B]

I guess they simultaneously he began his welding training and he.

[A]

You can write your own ticket. You can weld, man.

[D]

No kidding.

[B]

That was 24 years ago. I've been welding listening to your show ever since. Well, that's nice. My wife, Perrin. I love you, Cassie. We met each other.

[A]

Cassie with the classy assy.

[B]

Well, Dane, I guess I can't read the letter. Now

[F]

he didn't say it was unclassy.

[A]

Cassie with the classy ass. And you know what? She's sassy.

[B]

Now do you want to do it? You want to do a rhyme with Dane so he feels.

[D]

I hope that classy ass he ain't gassy.

[F]

Otherwise I'll pass.

[A]

But you know what? I'm kind of into that.

[F]

You like a gassy girl, do you?

[B]

Well, Dane, if you get a chance, you might want to come over here and weld. Weld the axle of Josh's car into the tires.

[D]

He welds every day. Sunday weld Monday.

[B]

Weld Monday. Oh, I know.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[B]

Hold on. I got this.

[A]

Go ahead, Tom.

[B]

Go ahead. From one of my favorite movies. Tuesday weld.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

In the movie Dog Soldiers. Oh, they didn't call it Dog Soldiers.

[D]

They called it who'll stop the Rain.

[B]

Who Stop the Rain. Great movie. That was the novel it was based on.

[A]

Of course it was.

[B]

I read that. Of course. Are you familiar with books?

[A]

I am not.

[B]

Okay. They're very. They're very good, are they not, Christy?

[C]

I love books.

[D]

I didn't mean to start a fight. I just wanted to get a silly. Tuesday.

[A]

The only good book. The only good books of burning books.

[B]

Write that down. I have a picture of my daughter in front of the sign. What is it? Barnes and Nobles. We loved banned books. That's very, very good. Very good. Let's see now. Oh, one day I could not think of the word for clock.

[A]

Is this still classy? Sassy?

[B]

No, this is Dane. But Cassie's is what his wife is. Sassy. Classy. Sassy.

[E]

We got him doing it.

[A]

We got him doing it.

[F]

He's rolling his eyes from Tallahassee.

[A]

Come on, Tallahassee. It's fun. It's Dan.

[F]

Let's listens to the show. He knows the kind of madness going on here. He's having a good time.

[A]

I'll mark my words. We'll get a letter tomorrow from Dang on. Cassie is so into her classy assy.

[B]

Okay, let's see where it was. Oh. He couldn't think of the word for clock so we ended up referring to it as a time pie. I Dane, I am with you there. I look right now I'm looking at our time pie because I like an analog clock. And it looks like we're half a slice late for this. For this break.

[A]

Itty bitty bunch.

[B]

Remember the story we had last year about the. The kids in England were taking those whatever important exams and they only had analog clocks. And they didn't know. They couldn't figure out what time it was.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Because they had never been taught how to read a clock.

[D]

The home of Big Ben. That's a big road in St. Louis. Sorry.

[B]

Big bend, I imagine, is a porn star in one of your films.

[D]

It really is a long road.

[A]

Is there a guy with a bend in his. They call him Big Ben.

[D]

I hope so.

[A]

I hope so. Yeah.

[B]

Now we'll try to get the show back on the track when we return to these, the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Christy Lee at the news desk.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin at the music desk.

[E]

Hey, chicken.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold.

[B]

Hey, man.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold. Hi. There's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee over here at the Orange and Souls sports desk. Hello. Tom is amusing himself, which I'm very

[D]

happy my mom would say. He's tickled pink.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

About something.

[B]

I was just. I've got all these random papers shoved at me, and I. I just looked up and. Mike, Mark, I just brought this in for my amusement. I guess I'll show you all I have. Notice there's no text. It's just a headline. Yeah, my. Okay. And, Josh, would you care to.

[D]

Oh, sure. I'll take a look.

[B]

Okay. You can see why I'd be chuckling having seen that. That's all I have is that I'm

[D]

gonna read it aloud and I have not pre read this. Cool. So I'm just gonna go with it. All right. Man bleeds to death in downtown Los Angeles after reportedly cutting off his penis.

[C]

That's it.

[D]

And there is. There is no story.

[A]

That's a whole deal.

[D]

Yeah. You know, I guess that is. That's the story.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, what else do you need to. So I guess this is if.

[B]

If you're having a bad day. Look, it's not that bad.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I got a nice letter here

[D]

that this could be in downtown Los Angeles.

[B]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. This comes to us from egm. Good morning, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

You'll recall that's the name of a television program. Where is that show?

[C]

Good morning, y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

And Tyler, Texas.

[B]

Okay, very good. You know you're having a good day. When. And we were talking about this last week. Josh, you came in, you'd had a particularly. You know, you knew it was gonna be a good day.

[D]

Because the last of my cereal coincided perfectly with the last of the milk.

[B]

Yeah, I love that.

[A]

Amazing.

[F]

I had the opposite of that. I've got the cold brew, I've got the milk, and I was trying to make my little morning coffee, and I

[D]

had the wrong ratio.

[F]

It ruined my day.

[D]

Oh, man.

[F]

So I'm glad that you got the opposite.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

And there is kind of an infinity cycle that does take place when the cereal gets a little. It doesn't have enough milk, so you add milk, but then it's got too much. You add more cereal, and you just keep going.

[D]

McGee has been. He's been lost in a week long.

[B]

Is that the McGee effect?

[A]

As a matter of fact, I. I got to get back to this bowl of cereal. Can we. Can we pick this up, please? How about this?

[B]

You decide not to have dinner. You know, you're by yourself, whatever the situation might be, and you decide to just have some cereal, right?

[D]

Yeah. That's great.

[B]

Get the cereal just the way you like it. You're. You pour the milk on. The phone rings, and it's her. Gotta answer.

[C]

You know, these are on.

[B]

No, I'm just saying. Has this ever happened to you, Christy, no, stay down.

[E]

Christy, don't join you.

[B]

Has this ever happened to you? Agree with me.

[C]

This isn't.

[F]

I mean, it's not like you have a sweet spot of a few minutes. The cereal is going to be fine.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I'm more concerned with the sentence, and you get the cereal just the way you like it.

[B]

Yes. You got the right.

[A]

How is that. How tough is that? Cereal, milk, Pam.

[D]

And the way you said it's her,

[F]

like, she's such a villain.

[B]

Like, you got saved. You've got the right bowl.

[A]

I know.

[B]

You got the sugar on it. You got the cereals mixed together that

[C]

you, like, go to voicemail and call her back after you eat, you know?

[D]

Oh, there have to be repercussions for that.

[E]

That doesn't happen.

[A]

At some point, she should be, like, not your arch enemy, maybe a friend.

[B]

She's got the kids in some exotic place.

[A]

Oh, my God, it's her. How did she get in the house? So I asked her to move in. Oh, my God.

[E]

Exotic.

[D]

The old trope used to be. Dinner's ready. You got it. Perfect. Everybody finally gets settled, sits down, the phone rings. It's a salesman, right?

[A]

Yeah, used to be, but now it's her.

[B]

I was just trying to give an example. All right, you know what I'm talking about, Patty.

[E]

I know what you're talking About.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't you ever just have cereal for dinner? Every once in a while.

[A]

You know, get it just the way you like it.

[B]

And my daughter Hart has cereal for dinner. Almost. If she doesn't want what we've made, she has cereal.

[D]

So virtually you're doing her no favors.

[A]

No, none at all. Because someone did that to you.

[D]

Prepared for the world.

[A]

And look what we've arrived at.

[F]

You think I'm a nightmare? These kids are gonna stink.

[B]

I mean. Well, I was trying to get back to our letter from ejm.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You know it's gonna be.

[A]

Am I not supposed to just. I'm supposed to ignore the fact this guy needs to be identified by three letters?

[B]

No.

[F]

No.

[D]

It's. This isn't. I assume this was Tom's way of not actually saying his name.

[B]

No, it's just signed ejm. Oh, wow.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

His name is Eric Murphy.

[C]

It says that.

[D]

Eric Greg Murphy.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Right there on the top.

[A]

I appreciate it.

[B]

I thought perhaps he didn't want to be identified.

[A]

You tell him, Eric.

[B]

He goes coffee on the farm at 9am that does sound good.

[D]

You're up a little late for a farmer.

[B]

I assume he's done his chores.

[F]

He's a chill farmer.

[B]

He's out there again. I've got on my morning daylight pal. I'm gonna have Eric and Dane arrive together.

[A]

Don't forget Cassie.

[B]

Who's the one that called KFC the Sassy assy.

[D]

Just remember, Eric and Dane can arrive together but Eric Dane can't.

[A]

Sure. That's true.

[B]

Why don't you and Pat go into the hallway and discuss recently dead celebrities.

[D]

Hey, you're the one who brought up Eric Dane.

[C]

That's true. You did.

[B]

We had a letter from Dane who's

[A]

married to classy chassis assy Cassie with the sassy.

[B]

Once again we're talking about how Eric has a great day. Your coffee on the farm at 9am Go shopping at Walmart by 11. Nice. Check out on the radio Ozzy Crazy Train pizza for lunch. Oh nice. My daughter got 225 points at fun Zone.

[D]

Yeah, she did.

[B]

Hell yeah.

[A]

So far this sounds like hell on earth.

[B]

I spent two hours at Urban Air over the weekend.

[F]

Urban Air?

[C]

Urban Air.

[B]

Well it's not. Well, I was there.

[F]

Don't make the joke. You want to know? Do not make the joke.

[B]

You want to do. It wasn't. Never mind. It's like a trampoline guy. I know that slide down the wire

[A]

used to be called Ghetto Jump. Isn't that right? Right?

[D]

Yeah. No.

[B]

It's you know, zip lines and all kinds of cool stuff that's fun.

[D]

Sort of an adventure park.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's. But I. But 225 points at phone Zone. That's a great day. I understand for 50,000 points, you can get a 50s vintage transistor radio at a lot of these places.

[A]

Yeah. Let's see.

[B]

He says, happy late birthday to the best show ever. Well, thank you. From Austin, Minnesota, the home of Paul Bunyan, Stevie Ray, Spamtown, usa.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[C]

You guys have been there, haven't you?

[D]

We have, yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

You guys took the tour, right?

[D]

Yeah. For some reason, I didn't remember the name Austin.

[E]

I didn't either.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, there are some days the only thing that. It's Spam. That'll make a day. Great.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Can a Spam?

[D]

It really can.

[C]

He mentioned something. Yesterday was your birthday. The Bob and Tom Show.

[B]

Birthday.

[C]

Birthday. It was March 8th.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Happy birthday.

[B]

Sorry, no cake.

[A]

Well, I don't think it counts if it's on a weekend.

[B]

Oh, okay. All right. Well, thank you. I didn't realize it was. I forgot about that. Well, thank you very much. Now, coming up, an odd story from friend of the show, Jeff Daniels about a sandwich that he likes to prepare.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

And then I looked up a list of favorite celebrity sandwiches.

[A]

I color me on the edge of

[D]

my seat, coincidentally saw a video of Jeff Daniels talking about his favorite.

[C]

Yeah, it was a big deal.

[B]

It's gone viral.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

So we'll play one of Jeff's songs that he did here in the studio and discuss important sandwiches. Should we maybe go around the room now before we have time to taint this with the celebrity sandwiches? Okay, Christy Lee, what's your favorite sandwich?

[C]

My favorite sandwich would be a grilled turkey and cheese sandwich.

[B]

That sounds good.

[D]

Pretty tasty. What kind of cheese?

[C]

I usually go with a white cheddar or a Havarti.

[D]

Oh, very nice.

[B]

Havarti makes you hearty.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

Josh, your favorite sandwich.

[D]

Peanut butter and jelly, white bread, smooth peanut butter, grape jelly.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Nice, man.

[B]

That's a good one. To the point, Willie.

[F]

Philly cheesesteak, Italian beef or a banh Mi. I gotta go top three big sandwich, guys.

[B]

What's the last one?

[F]

Banh mi. It's a Vietnamese sandwich. It is delicious.

[B]

What's in it?

[F]

It'll have like, pork. It's on a French bread.

[A]

So all the.

[F]

You know.

[A]

Your favorite sandwich is Vietnamese sandwich.

[F]

It's a good sandwich.

[A]

Is that what you're saying and who's what we've been.

[D]

Before you eat upon me, you have to open it up. Make sure there's not a razor blade.

[A]

Who's your. Who's your father again? I. I forget. Oh, yeah, that's right.

[B]

You don't.

[F]

You like up on me and I like to get thaw on the side.

[A]

And then I only like if it's flown in from Paris.

[B]

Then I'll eat it back out when

[E]

your favorite sandwich by the cheesesteak. Yeah, yeah. Provolone and onions.

[B]

Grace.

[D]

Cheese steak.

[B]

Cheese steak. Chick McGee.

[A]

The boar's head Cajun turkey. Any cheese and maybe some horseradish, maybe some mayo.

[B]

Huh? That sounds good. Yeah. I think I would go with a. With a blt with avocado.

[D]

Oh, the California blt.

[B]

Oh, that's cool.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, very nice.

[C]

Avocado. It's automatically California now.

[B]

My dad, of course, was peanut butter and bacon.

[C]

Bacon.

[A]

Nobody asked.

[B]

No, I bring that up because that's also one of the. One of the famous people was a big fan.

[A]

Ah, Elvis.

[E]

I wonder how they made that.

[A]

Wasn't Elvis.

[B]

Have you ever done the peanut butter and bacon?

[A]

Wasn't that the big.

[B]

No, Elvis. No, Elvis was peanut butter and banana. Yeah. And the big secret was you make it with toast. You make the sandwich with toast, then you deep fry it in butter.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And then you. You have your cardiologist on the hotline and he comes over and does the bypass. We'll be talking about great sandwiches. And what do you have coming up in the world of sports?

[A]

Well, we've got Ryan Blaney wins the NASCAR event. NFL's free agency period starts at noon. It's gonna really start happening. Trent McDuffie is the highest paid cornerback in the history of the National Football League. And we're going to talk about robots.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Lots and lots of robots.

[B]

These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bo Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the news desk.

[C]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[A]

Hey, there. There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, man, There's Josh Arnold. Hi, Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick McGee.

[A]

Hi there.

[B]

Did you have another letter? Are we ready for sports? Oh, I know I do have a letter. I'm sorry. We promised a song. Do your letter, then we'll get to the song.

[A]

Dear Bob and Tom Show. Without going into too much detail, film. I'll soon be Experiencing the Night of a Thousand Waterfalls. Oh. I'm only 37, so I'm a bit young for this procedure. It's just precautionary. But I'd be lying if I said I'm not a little nervous.

[B]

This is the colonoscopy, right?

[A]

No, it's Night of a Thousand Waterfalls. Keep it to yourself.

[B]

Well, that's the night before the colonoscopy.

[A]

Any tips and positive vibes you can send my way would be much appreciated. Thank you, Daniel, for sending you plenty of vibes. That's right.

[D]

It's. It's very easy, man.

[A]

It's the best sleep you're ever gonna get.

[D]

You got this?

[B]

Yeah, it's the. The preparation for the colonoscopy used to be pretty rough. You had to drink this massive jug of that weird stuff. Now it's. The last time I did it, it was just like a regular cup of coffee.

[D]

It's not bad.

[A]

Not great coffee, but a cup of coffee.

[B]

But it was easy to get down. And I remember the doctor said in about 30 minutes, the evacuation process will begin. And I mean, it was 30 minutes to the second, and. Yeah. And then you get a nice little rest and get yourself checked out. Very important stuff. Yeah.

[D]

You're doing the right thing.

[B]

Yeah. But by all means, get that done. Now, Pat, we had a story last week about. We get one of these about every six months. Someone claims that they have discovered the cure for baldness. And in this case, it was some. I don't know, scientific genetic gene therapy or something.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It was out of Japan that they. They could have bald guys grow their own hair back.

[C]

But it worked on mice. We don't know if it works on people yet.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And it wasn't a surgical procedure. It wasn't invasive, but it would. Who knows if it'll ever come to fruition. But you have a tribute to this. Here we go.

[E]

Tommy came from Cleveland, Ohio, Went to fla. To be on the radio. He gained lots of fans but lost some hair. The land is near, you know where he says, hey, dare, take a walk on the bald side hey, Christy.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Take a walk on the bald side. Josh came from St. Louis, Missouri.

[B]

Hi.

[E]

Started a Bob and Tom. All big and furry.

[G]

Furry.

[E]

Tom teases him. Josh's stares Work here a while, you'll lose your hair. Hey, man, take a walk on the bald side. Sounds like a sex move. Hey, man, take a walk on the bald side and the white guys sing. They go do.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

I came from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Tom tells the whole wide World, I'm in a. It's anonymous. I tell him stop. He says, I'm drunk right now and thin on top. I say, hey there, Tom. Take a walk on the bald side. That's not for air. Tommy G. Take a walk on the bald side. And the white guys sing. They go,

[B]

Thank you very much.

[A]

Apple problem?

[D]

What problem do you have? I wanted to sing too.

[C]

Oh

[B]

well that's a. Just, just change girls to boy we're an awkward land. Is that one that's still getting played, right?

[C]

Yeah, yeah it does, I think.

[B]

Yeah. Because there's. There are a couple they've edited out there.

[D]

Yes.

[F]

Do you mean the Tribe Called Quest song? They say Irish rates.

[B]

They added that? Yeah. No, I meant there are certain songs

[D]

like Can I Kick it?

[B]

Money for Nothing.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

They took a line out of that. That doesn't that I have the cd.

[D]

They'll never take it from me. I can sing it as much as

[B]

I want now at this point in the program we like to walk over there and to the wild side of sports. @the orangeinsouls.com sports desk it's Jim McGee.

[A]

The NF NFL's free agency period starts today at noon. So we've had some preemptive signings. One of them the created the highest paid cornerback ever in the history of the NFL. I'm saying cornerback. This is on defense. He is Trent McDuffie from the Chiefs of the Rams. He gets four years, $124 million and everything. Somebody hold Christie for a second. She's very edge rusher Trey Hendrickson, six time Pro bowl wide receiver Mike Evans, Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker. Those guys should be looking for new teams. Those are the rumors. Kirk Cousins may be going to a new team. Also Kyler Murray might be looking out of Arizona and going to a new football club. And that brings us to stupid world record. A Chinese tech company has achieved the Guinness world record for the longest journey walked by a humanoid robot or robot created by Agibot Innovation Technology company. I'm guessing agile and robot not agitating Agibot.

[F]

Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

The robot walked over just over 66 miles and it took him 56 hours. The Ajibot A2 robot.

[D]

Oh God bless you.

[A]

Was not guided by a human and was not being controlled remotely during the record breaking journey.

[B]

So how cool is that?

[D]

Terrifying.

[B]

Just a loose walking robot with a.

[A]

With a digital screen for a face.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The robot can wink and make other facial expressions to the stunned people who saw it.

[B]

I mean wouldn't you if you're you're at the mall and a robot walks by, wouldn't you be a little bit terrified?

[C]

I don't think he was walking in the mall, was he?

[B]

He walked 66 miles. Odds are he came up on a mall.

[C]

Where did he walk from to?

[A]

Where was he? Doesn't say that. Doesn't say anything about where he was.

[B]

I took that out because I knew he wouldn't be able to read the words. They're too complicated.

[D]

He outdoors.

[A]

You know your reader, Tom. Thank you. I appreciate it.

[B]

Okay. He walked it. He walked from Jingy Lake.

[A]

Yeah, that's mispronounced.

[B]

Sue's who.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Boy, that.

[B]

That sounds like a TV commercial.

[A]

Sue's who?

[B]

I say I Sue. Sue's who. He walked to Bund in Shanghai. Ah. B, U, N, D. The Bund, it's called. We have a picture of this guy.

[A]

And there he is.

[B]

There he goes.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, look at the ass on that thing. All right.

[B]

That's thick. Damn, it's got nice thighs.

[A]

Thick thighs save lives, Willie.

[B]

This is because you can see in the right. There's the screen on his face.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I. I thought the guy on the left was a robot. I'm sorry.

[D]

It's very realistic.

[B]

You like his name?

[D]

I would. Would you try to fight it?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You'd try to fight that?

[D]

Yeah, I would try to fight. That's my. I don't know what that says about me. I look at it, my first instinct is to go fight it.

[C]

Would you just knock it down?

[A]

There's videos all over the. I guess they call it the Internet. Yeah. Soccer robot. Teams of robots playing soccer, like Dina side or whatever. And they're. They're doing reasonably well. I guess they're kicking.

[B]

But aren't those being controlled, though, by someone up in the stands?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

The interesting thing about this is it's. There's no. It's just on its own, just walking, so obviously. And it appears to be in an urban setting, so it's obviously avoiding.

[C]

Does it have to walk in a straight line? Can it make turns? Can it?

[D]

Yeah, I imagine it can go up

[B]

and down, walk in straight lines, recite the Alphabet backwards.

[D]

How do we know it didn't cheat and hail the cab halfway through? Yeah,

[F]

I know the guys at Waymo. They'll help me out with this.

[B]

I need orange. Incels my feet hurt. Next time, can we take an Uber? I think it's pretty cool.

[C]

Pretty scary.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Fascinating.

[B]

Yeah. The humanoid robots. Remember the ones we had earlier this year? And the the two Russian guys, they brought it out on the thing fell over right away.

[C]

It was so funny.

[D]

Well, how would you like to know you're dead? Like that. They fell over and the other two guys looked at each other and went, well, we're dead.

[F]

Yeah, we're going to a prison camp somewhere. Maybe we can bunk them up, you

[A]

know, it was good while it lasted.

[B]

I hear. I hear Putin was watching. Oh, yeah, we're. We're screwed. Is that sports?

[A]

Yes, that's sports. Okay, good luck, everybody.

[B]

Well, thank you very much. We turn to Christy Lee at the Bob and Tom news desk. What's happening over there?

[C]

A late night appearance by Jeff Daniels has gone viral after the actor revealed the unusual ingredients in his favorite sandwich. Daniels told Stephen Colbert his perfect sandwich involves taking a piece of pita bread, spreading a quarter inch of peanut butter on one half. He then crunches up a handful of Ruffles brand cheddar and sour cream potato chips, sprinkles them onto the peanut butter before drizzling barbecue sauce on top, preferably Sweet Baby James and folding it over Sweet Baby Ray. I think it's Sweet Baby Ray's, but here he says James.

[B]

So maybe it's a different Sweet Baby Race is the name of a barbecue sandwich.

[D]

Oh, God, yes. Sweet Baby James is not.

[A]

James is James Taylor.

[B]

Great album.

[A]

He doesn't have the barbecue sauce that I'm of.

[C]

Aware.

[B]

Aware of.

[C]

Daniel said of the concoction. It's like visiting three countries at once and they're all in your mouth.

[B]

All right, and sounds like America.

[D]

America. America.

[A]

Yeah, Right.

[B]

There it is.

[A]

Yeah. What three countries would.

[D]

I mean, PETA might be Greece, but maybe. Yeah, maybe.

[B]

Well, the barbecue sauce might be America. America.

[D]

As are the chips and the peanut butter.

[A]

Chips, peanut butter.

[B]

So what's the third country, Jeff?

[C]

Call him up and ask him.

[B]

We can do that. I wanted to play one of his songs, but I do have a list. Did I give you the list of celebrity sandwiches?

[C]

Yes, you did.

[A]

I think we all got that. I was almost late for work reading it. I got lost in it at home.

[E]

It was exciting.

[F]

Oh, my gosh. What is Debra Messing like? I can't believe it.

[C]

Debra Messing. Let's see if she's.

[A]

Oh, I bet she's a big Polish sausage girl. She deep throat that baby all day long.

[D]

A sloppy roast beef.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Hey, that's hanging out of you. Hey.

[B]

Her nickname is steakums.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Elton John likes a cheese and tomato sandwich.

[A]

I bet he doesn't.

[F]

I bet there's something Else he likes cheese and tomato. Is it the cheese cold? What a texture nightmare that sounds.

[C]

Oh, I don't know. Barbara Strand, turkey on rye with coleslaw and Russian dressing.

[A]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[D]

It's not a.

[A]

No, no pork for Barbara.

[F]

It's like a pastrami sandwich with turkey instead, though. Sounds pretty good.

[D]

What do they call those? A turkey Reuben. There's another name for the turkey Reuben.

[C]

My husband likes their turkey Reuben. I don't know what they call it.

[A]

A Lenny.

[D]

It is a Lenny.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Paul McCartney. As you can imagine, his is a veggie bagel with Marmite, hummus, cheese, tomato, lettuce, pickles and honey mustard.

[D]

That's chaos.

[B]

Marmite is what?

[C]

I don't know. Something they sell in health food stores. That's all I know.

[F]

It's like I had an Australian camp counselor when I was a kid. He always had Marmite and Vegemite. It's like a salty spread.

[D]

I never. It has to be acquired because I've tried both and I didn't care for either.

[A]

A Vegemite sandwich.

[F]

I pretended to like it one summer. I would do it with toast all the time. It's not bad.

[D]

Oh, so it did grow on you. Yeah, yeah.

[F]

A little butter on there.

[B]

A little bit.

[A]

Hang on, I have a follow up. You pretended to like a Vegemite sandwich.

[F]

You know, when you're a kid.

[A]

What was her name?

[F]

No, no, it was.

[A]

I had a cool Australian girl.

[F]

It was my cool Australian counselor, Josh. I was like, oh, I want to be like Josh.

[B]

Different Josh.

[F]

I want to be like you too, Josh.

[C]

Kind of a similar sandwich, in a way, is Peyton Manning's favorite. A club with ham, turkey, bacon, Swiss, American cheese and honey mustard.

[B]

That's.

[D]

That's tasty.

[B]

I think the winner, though, is Ryan Gosling.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Ryan Gosling is an ice cream sandwich.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Shoved up Mendez.

[B]

To fit right in. The Cuban sandwich, a favorite of Emily Blunt.

[F]

Imagine love a Cuban sandwich.

[B]

They are great.

[C]

Katie Couric, she likes peanut butter and

[B]

bacon like my dad. How about that? Peanut butter and bacon.

[A]

Katie Couric's your father?

[B]

That was my. I told you that was my dad's favorite sandwich.

[C]

Snoop Dogg. Guess what he likes pot.

[D]

Being an accomplice to murder. Let's never forget while smoking pot.

[C]

Fried bologna.

[B]

You know what? Wanna make chick mad?

[A]

Dang on it. I like the fried bolo. And I would. Would watch this. You know what? I know you have a tip about frying fry. I'm gonna have a fried bologna sandwich, but Please go over that tip again. So I. I'll tell you, Willie.

[B]

Let's just say this was a midnight. This was a slice of bologna, midnight. You take a pair of scissors, you make a little. A half inch cut at 9, at 12 o', clock, 6 o', clock, 3 o'. Clock. And then to be. Just to be different at 8:00'. Clock.

[A]

Oh, yeah,

[B]

that'll keep it from doming

[F]

in the middle of you saying that, Ace yawned. I laughed so hard.

[D]

Does anybody have bologna in their house right now?

[A]

No, I don't, by God. I get home, I'm gonna have some. I tell you that when we were

[F]

on vacation, I got like a. It's like a New Jersey kind of sandwich called a pork roll. It's like a big New Jersey thing. And I had 12 days in a row. And I really. The grocery store I go to has them. And I go, am I really gonna get just a roll of ham? And every morning I make myself a sandwich. I haven't done it yet.

[B]

I'm not ready.

[F]

I'm not ready to yet. I ate Philly cheesesteaks for, like, three weeks. And one of my girlfriends came over and she was like, how often are you eating these? And I was like, every day. And she would stop doing this. You can't eat Philly cheesesteaks every day.

[D]

That's similar to some of your dad's eating habits.

[F]

Yeah, when I get. When I get on something, I just want to keep going. I want to play that song until I hate it.

[A]

That's nice, Willie, but have you ever had a bowl of cereal and you get it just the way you like it? The cereal and the milk, you know,

[F]

and then what happens?

[B]

The perfect cereal.

[A]

The perfect cereal.

[B]

We're calling it the McGee.

[A]

That's what. Why? What? Don't drag me into this.

[B]

You were the one that's brought it up. Oh, I have a question, please. What's Sweet Baby Leo's sauce?

[D]

What is that?

[C]

Sweet Baby Rays. I can't believe.

[D]

It's just a really good barbecue sauce.

[C]

Where have you been?

[B]

I've never had it.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I don't find it.

[B]

And there must have been an error in that news story because I got that.

[C]

Yeah, you said.

[D]

In fact, I think it's my favorite of the store bought.

[C]

I agree. Me too.

[B]

Sweet Baby J meme.

[A]

You know, that's only because you haven't had Jack's barbecue Sauce from Nashville, Tennessee. I have it shipped in once a month. That's right.

[D]

Oh, you're right.

[A]

I have not tried That I drank a. I. I drink a bottle every morning and a bottle every night. It's that good. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, barbecue sauce is essentially jelly, you know, in a way. So it match. It goes with the peanut butter.

[F]

So good.

[D]

It's got a sweetness to it.

[B]

There are a number of. Probably, you can't even count the number of celebrities that have their own barbecue sauces. Sure.

[C]

I, I bet.

[B]

I can't imagine James Taylor with water. I've tasted fire. My tongue's in pain.

[C]

So you've never seen this anywhere in the stores or anything? There it is on the screen.

[B]

There's one of those in my refrigerator.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

There's one of those in my refrigerator.

[C]

That's what I would think because everyone.

[B]

And I never even looked at it.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

It's this generation's Casey masterpiece.

[B]

It's. Well, there you go.

[C]

Yes. That's a very good. That's a very good.

[B]

Now, what's coming up in the news? Christy Lee.

[C]

Coming up, we're going to talk about silicone testicle covers. We're going to talk about scrofill and a nipple story.

[B]

Okay, well, good to know. We will be here in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. I hope you'll be here with us.

[D]

Us.

[B]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts studios. Think O'Reilly Auto Parts. For all your car care needs, get the parts and service you need fast from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto Parts. There's Christy Lee.

[C]

Hi, Chick.

[A]

She's at the news desk. There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold.

[B]

I'm in.

[A]

Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby is here.

[B]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

Now, beardless. Yes, I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello, Chick. McGee. A couple things. We were talking about this viral video of actor Jeff Daniels, and Jeff's a friend of the show. Great actor.

[D]

What's your favorite role of his? There's so many.

[B]

You know, I. This is gonna. I. I'll go both directions. Dumb and Dumber. He's great in that.

[D]

Yes, I know. You're a Something Wild fan, man.

[B]

That's terrific. One of my favorite movies of all time.

[D]

Yeah, it is great.

[B]

And he is. That's one of his relatively early films, but, yeah, he's. He's just great in everything.

[D]

You got your purple Rosa Cairo.

[C]

That's what I was gonna say.

[A]

I'm gonna go tv. I'm gonna go to News Night.

[D]

He sure Was incredible in that the

[A]

first episode, his opening model. Amazing.

[B]

What's the one? I, I, I watched the series he was in. It took place in the Rust Belt and.

[D]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

What was that? I forget what it was called.

[A]

Godless. Godless. Godless, Is that right?

[D]

I don't remember the name, but I saw trailers. Wasn't it called Rust?

[B]

Yeah, I think it might have been just called Rust. That's a great. I hope they make more arachnophobia. In any event, Terms of Endearment, Jeff Daniels, no argument. A great actor and he's also a musician and he came in here with his guitar and this is a song that. Well, I'm just gonna let it play. And if, if you don't like it, that's, that's your problem.

[E]

Let's see.

[G]

Well, my cigarette got wasted in a black cracked ash tree. It just burned away. Damn the dim lights in this hell hole barn. Just another lonely end to another lonely day. Ten vodka gimlets later now I'm having trouble trying to see. But in search of life I scan the joint nursery Bob Just McGimlet and me. When then down a bar I noticed that the last thing I am is alone. There appears to be, if I'm seeing right, a large amount of flesh surrounding very big bones. You can drink a shy girl crazy. You can drink till that good girl sins. You can even drink an ugly girl pretty. But you can't drink a fat girl. She sits there parked there like some semi suck them back beer after beer after beer. Well I know she must be human. Cause I can hear her breathing from way down. She wearing size 12 penny loafers and a T shirt that says Valvoline. There must be £500 of woman inside the largest pair of Levi's I have ever seen. Well you can drink a shy girl crazy. You can drink til that good girl sins. You can even drink an ugly girl pretty. But you can drink a fat girl sim.

[B]

That's Jeff Daniels, ladies and gentlemen, doing

[D]

an old Helen Ready song.

[B]

Now in the interview, when he talks about his sandwich, Jeff Daniels sandwich has gone viral. And he talks about this unusual sandwich that he likes to make, right? And he mentions a hot sauce.

[C]

A barbecue sauce. Yeah. Yes.

[B]

And he, he may have misspoke in the actual interview. I think he calls it Sweet Baby

[C]

James, but it's Sweet Baby Race.

[B]

Sweet Baby James, of course, is the title of one of the great albums of all time from James Taylor. But it reminded me of this. We had a news story. This comes from USA Today. A couple years ago, the makers of Texas Pete's Hot Sauce.

[A]

Oh, yeah, remember this?

[B]

They faced a lawsuit because the product was actually made in North Carolina. Some guy got a bug up his ass about it, they say. They stated that the label uses distinctly Texan imagery. The plaintiffs were asking the court to force the T.W. garner Food Company to pay for damages and change its name.

[C]

So crazy.

[B]

Now, Pat, I believe you have a tribute to this.

[E]

I found out I him. Let me try it again. I found out I'm eating sauce from Carolina. Thought I was from Texas. Do they perplex us? It's a Louisiana hot sauce made in Caroline. But I had the taste of Texas in my mind. In my mind I'm going down on Carly Simon. I rode my new wife like a Harley. Accidentally called out Carly. You know, that gal of mine kicked me from behind. Cause I'm going down on Carly Simon in my mind.

[D]

Behave yourself.

[B]

We owe an apology to Mr. Taylor on several. Several levels. And of course, the lovely and super talented Carly Simon.

[A]

Well, but let's not forget, she can shoot pool without a stick. Just. Just pushes the balls out of her mouth.

[B]

By the way, that case was filed by California resident Philip White. Now, that bothers me even more. He lives in California.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And he's apparently suing on behalf of the state of Texas, claiming that the barbecue sauce is made in North Carolina. By the way, it was thrown out of court.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Yes. And I hope he spent a week in jail.

[B]

Yeah. No, Kitty, if you were.

[A]

I just hope he used at some point the phrase, well, where does it end? I hope so. Right. Where does it end?

[B]

The brand Texas Pete is still made in Winston Salem, North Carolina, as it has been since. Since 1929.

[D]

It's 80% tobacco.

[B]

That's. That's great. Thank you very much. What's coming up in the world of news, Christy Lee?

[C]

Coming up, we have daylight savings time in the news. A lot of people.

[A]

What side we on?

[D]

You say you love it, right?

[C]

I love it.

[D]

Oh, no. You want it dark all the time.

[B]

If you.

[A]

Yeah, I like dark. What if you had to pick daylight savings time year round or no daylight savings time year round, what would you go do?

[D]

Josh? You know, I. I'm going right now. We're in daylight savings time. I'm doing that because Year round.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. We had the survey last week. Yeah. Oh, the majority of people would if they had to do just one.

[C]

65%, I think.

[B]

And I want to say, I think it's. British Columbia has just done that.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah. As of whatever two days ago. It's going to be. They're not going to go back to standard.

[A]

I like both, honestly.

[D]

In the winter. I like when it gets dark a little early.

[A]

And yeah, I'm on Tom's side on this. I like the commonality. We all change our clocks at the same time. You know, it's kind of fun before

[F]

the holiday week that. That first week where it's just dark at 4:30. It is so depressing.

[A]

It's so wonderful, especially for you folks

[C]

in Chicago because it gets so dark.

[D]

We're right there.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

So sad.

[B]

Yeah. And it.

[A]

Why even bother with sunshine?

[B]

Yeah. But I mean for us. I went to. When I went to bed last night, it was daylight.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, that's why I have my new order of sleep masks. I just got my first shipment last night.

[B]

Just a plain mask, I assume it's. It's got some filigree C on one

[A]

eye and an M on the other. Beautiful rhinestone and diamonds. Or is it all diamonds? I'll never tell.

[D]

Do you take them out of the refrigerator?

[A]

Oh, absolutely.

[D]

To keep your chill.

[A]

I. I don't do it for me to make my fresh look. My face look fresh. I do it for the kids. They expect a young, vital chick.

[B]

That's what they want. You put cucumber slices in.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

There's little po.

[A]

And then I put them on my eyes.

[B]

What. Okay, I forget. What did you tease?

[C]

Well, we were talking about daylight savings.

[B]

Oh, that's it. Okay.

[C]

And coffee. They go hand in hand. We're going to talk about coffee a lot.

[A]

Coffee.

[B]

That. That's fair. We have nipples in the news.

[C]

Yeah, we do.

[B]

Ladies and fellas, for equal time, we have new scrotal news. And this is. I'd never heard of this. There's yet another way to augment the scrotum with plastic surgery.

[A]

You've heard about guys with third nipples, right?

[D]

Oh, yes.

[A]

What if I had a third nipple on their scrotum?

[D]

Oh, that'd be odd.

[A]

Wouldn't that be weird?

[B]

Now, is there a case of someone that has three testicles?

[C]

Probably.

[A]

What would you do with a guy with three testicles?

[D]

I would sell one to Lance Armstrong.

[B]

Oh, okay. I thought you pitched to the pitch to the elephant.

[D]

You have to say balls.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That would help you pitch to the

[B]

rhinoceros and an elephant with you.

[D]

Lock the rhino and pitch the elephant.

[B]

Okay. They're very good. You can construct a joke out of that if you have a good skills in editing. These remain the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. And this is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Part Studios. There's Christy Lee at the News Center.

[C]

Sorry. Hi, Chick.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[F]

Hello.

[A]

Hello. Willie Griswold.

[F]

Hey, man.

[A]

There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby's over there running the. Run the, the numbers. Yeah, yeah. There you go. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello. Chick McGee at the orangeinsouls.com sports desk getting ready for March Madness to begin.

[A]

I'm nuts.

[B]

A little bit of bracketology on the way, but right now we turn to Christy Lee.

[A]

Real quick.

[D]

Speaking of orange, if I.

[C]

Yes, yes, please.

[D]

I want to get your take on a product idea I have. We all, I think, enjoy Cheetos. Oh, what? How do you guys feel about Cheetos? The length of, like, a pencil. Like, what if they made long Cheetos?

[C]

Cheeto rods.

[B]

Yeah. Sticks.

[D]

Yes. Like, almost pretzel rods. But they're Cheetos, man.

[A]

I don't. I don't know how to answer that.

[B]

I think I know why they don't.

[D]

Okay. Are they too fragile?

[B]

No. Because with the single Cheetos, you can hold them with just the index finger and the thumb.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

I think if you get the stick, you have to hold them with all four fingers in the thumb, thus getting all of your fingers covered in Cheeto dust. In Cheeto dust.

[D]

Interesting. That's.

[C]

You could still.

[D]

You. Yes, yeah, yeah, you could still hold it.

[B]

But I think also you'd want to pretend you're playing a flute.

[D]

Well, that's one of the joys of it.

[B]

Then getting both thumbs and all four of your fingers.

[C]

Tips.

[B]

All eight of them. I'm sorry.

[D]

Did you guys ever have those candy whistles? They were. They were like almost flute like. And they were a hard candy and you could actually blow in them and hear a sound.

[A]

Oh, it wasn't there. Candy whistle. It was also a ring. Am I remembering that wrong?

[D]

Oh, I don't know.

[B]

There was a candy ring.

[A]

Candy ring.

[C]

Oh, with a big fake diamond.

[E]

Yeah, I remember that ring, Pop.

[D]

Those are still wildly popular.

[B]

The rumor, the rumor is the Pope wears one of those. Oh, you kiss when you kiss his ring. Depending on the day. Oh, yeah, I saw the pope. Wild cherry.

[D]

By the way, the name of the long Cheetos. Cheeto.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, that reminds me. That reminds me of two things.

[A]

It was all worth.

[F]

I like it because they'd have to ship it in a special case. Case Some sort of indestructible thing so it wouldn't turn into just regular Cheetos.

[C]

You're right.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Couldn't it be in a. In a tube? Like.

[D]

Like a Pringles can? Pringles can type thing? Yeah. I like that idea a lot.

[B]

Oh, wait a minute.

[F]

Are there multiple.

[B]

Wait, I got a great idea.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

You could make it like a quiver. You would take the. The, Ah. You take the top of the can off and there'd be a hole. So each one would be in its own place. You could just whip one out.

[A]

No, that's right.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's going to cost a lot of money.

[D]

Right. The packaging now is getting to be.

[B]

There'd be a strap on it, so you. Could we. See.

[A]

I can't help but think you're making fun of our idea now.

[B]

No, but I.

[D]

Please, I will not have you besmirch the good name of Cheeto.

[B]

That would be a great commercial. You've got a bunch of people sitting around a table, and then. Then it comes to you and you go, I think we should call them Cheetos. It would catch on. It'd be like Ricola. But if we're going to talk about that, we have to talk about this class classic from Paul and Storm.

[G]

If you want to turn your daddy parts orange, eat some Cheetos and watch some porn.

[B]

Thank you very much. One of the. One of the shortest songs of all time and followed by one of the shortest auditions of all time. It's. It's Jess Hooker.

[C]

Hi, Tammy.

[A]

How are things in the produce department today?

[D]

To be honest, Maria, I'm not feeling well. Well.

[A]

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[B]

Are you sick?

[A]

Actually, I'm constipated.

[B]

Constipation. Ah. It's a terrible feeling. Try shitos today. Shitos, of course, are the. The laxative.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Walk me through.

[D]

You know, we give. We give Jess a hard time for her accent, but.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That announcer, whoever that is.

[A]

Or is it Gilbert Roller? My goodness,

[B]

Wait till you guys hear what I'm gonna do next Halloween.

[C]

What are you gonna do next Halloween?

[B]

I'm not gonna tell you.

[D]

Oh, I'm excited.

[B]

I am.

[A]

Are we going to be forced to participate?

[B]

No, you're. You will be aghast.

[D]

Excellent.

[C]

Is this your costume?

[B]

It's a combination. I just. It's something I thought of yesterday. I'm so excited about it. All right, I've got plenty of time to ruin this.

[F]

There's no way you're gonna let everybody know by Fourth of July.

[A]

The only one.

[B]

The only one. I've already written. I've got to. I'll tell Pat you've written it down. It involves a very elaborate band. I mean, I'm going to need a synthesizer.

[A]

What were you doing where this idea came over you, if you will.

[B]

I was walking my dogs late one night.

[F]

And.

[B]

And I was listening to a podcast that got depressing. And then I changed to a news channel that got even more depressing. So I went to Spotify and started listening to some music and I heard a song and I went, oh, dear God, Dick Mango is going to crush this. I've been singing. Good. I can't. I. I'm so excited.

[C]

It's not a traditional Halloween song.

[B]

Not at all.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

It's an obscure song. That is wonderful.

[D]

So you're not doing it? Dick Mango is.

[B]

I'm gonna help him do it.

[C]

You'll write for it?

[B]

I'm gonna write the lyrics.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I see.

[B]

And the arrangement and. Yeah, but I've got to get a weird band. I'm going to need a avant garde sax player. It's really wild. I'm very excited. Let's go back over to the news desk. Have we forgotten anything yet?

[C]

Forgotten anything? We haven't done anything yet.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. I already forgot.

[C]

All right, let's see. More women are reportedly seeking nipple filler as a cosmetic procedure to achieve a perkier appearance without lowering the thermostat.

[B]

Is this a thing? Have you heard about this?

[C]

I had not heard about this. Because you're the one that doesn't like headlights, right?

[D]

I would prefer nipples. Boobs. I just want the ball. I just want the domes of flesh.

[A]

Boy, you're missing the boat, baby.

[D]

All right, you know what? I don't want just. I want them to be tattooed on, okay? I want to see them. I don't want anything protruding.

[B]

So, ideally then, for you, in the month of May. Yes. You would like to have 250 young women that do not have nipples. So it would. In your case, the Indian nipple is 500.

[D]

That's right, yes. And I want them to race for my pleasure.

[F]

Good work on that one, by the way. That was quite the stretch.

[C]

According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, injecting filler into the nipples can give them a more erect look. Procedure may also help reshape the breast area, particularly for patients who've had experience significant weight loss. Doctors caution, however.

[B]

Slow down there.

[C]

First place. I lose weights in my boobs.

[D]

Yes, but what happens the Nipples change.

[B]

The nipples change?

[C]

No, but they're saying. They're saying the whole breast. They're saying that may reshape the breast area.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

Doctors caution patients should carefully consider the procedure if they plan to have children. Though in the future, filler injections can disrupt the milk ducts, which may lead to infections or affect the ability to

[B]

leave it to doctors to think that the female breast is for anything but cosmetic fun.

[D]

Yeah. Way to go, docs. That's why we. They invented formula so those boobs can remain perfect.

[B]

This is. I can't imagine someone having this done.

[C]

Well, there are women who do have inverted nipples or they don't have any.

[D]

A buddy of mine has inverted.

[C]

Oh, does he? Yeah. So this.

[B]

How long did it take you to suck them to get him up?

[D]

I'd say, on average, 20 seconds.

[B]

Does he like your beard?

[D]

He says it tickles. His underboob.

[A]

Nice. He has. He has an underboob. Sounds like a wonderful person.

[C]

I have a. There are surgical options.

[B]

Wouldn't that really hurt?

[C]

What? Inverted nipples?

[D]

No.

[B]

Having it injected, I would think.

[F]

I'd imagine they hit you with some sort of, you know, numbing agent.

[C]

Yeah. Just like they do when they put it in your face.

[B]

Yeah. You know that thing at the dentist where I'm going to put the numbing agent on? That's the most pain I've ever experienced in my life. It is. That first needle. Wow. They put the numbing agent on them. That first needle goes in. Oh. Oh, my God. And I have. I've had needles in my eye. I've had open heart surgery. Nothing compared to that needle in my gums.

[D]

He wanted to hurt you.

[A]

You're. You're familiar with the numbing agent on breasts, aren't you? Very much. Thank you.

[B]

I think we may have offended almost everyone.

[A]

I hope so.

[B]

We. We.

[C]

And we aren't leaving you guys out. We'll have injections in your scrotum. Coming up.

[A]

All right.

[D]

All right.

[F]

Title N thing.

[D]

Are we doing it next break? All of us?

[C]

I don't know. Do you want to. Probably get somebody in here.

[D]

You want to fill up my sack?

[C]

No.

[A]

Fell up my sock.

[B]

I. I'm really confused about this nipple thing.

[C]

Why were you confused?

[B]

In the course of your daily life, have any of your lady friends said to you, I'm getting my nipples enlarged? No.

[C]

Never have I heard of this until today. I don't have that problem.

[B]

No, I. I have the opposite problem.

[D]

What about debumping areolas?

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Would.

[D]

Do some women want that oh, yeah, they have.

[B]

Haven't you seen the thing where they. Women have. They could have like your name, Josh, Arnold and Braille.

[D]

Is that right?

[B]

Yeah, in case. Oh, yeah. Women who date blind men do that all the time.

[D]

Hey, who the hell's Dave?

[B]

I didn't know it was our first date. I didn't think it was going to go this far. Where's my.

[C]

So the bumps bother you as much as.

[D]

No, no, I'm not saying they bother me. I'm asking if they bother women enough to. To where? Like if they're self conscious about it.

[C]

I don't think I've ever.

[D]

I would hope not.

[B]

We did have a story a couple years ago. They can make the. The areola bigger or smaller.

[C]

Yeah, that's a tattoo.

[B]

And they. And they move them. We had that also.

[D]

Oh, they'll center them. Yeah, something like that.

[A]

Can you have one put in the

[B]

middle of your forehead if you want. They usually. They like to do them two at a time.

[D]

Are you guys fans of the Blue Vein? Yeah.

[F]

I love that.

[D]

Me too.

[C]

Are you really?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

And I am. I am not.

[D]

I worry that women feel self conscious about them and I don't want them to. Yes, they're a reminder that blood is getting to that area, that they're healthy.

[B]

Now, are you referring to the blue veiner that you're possessing or the ladies?

[C]

The one in the ladies.

[D]

I have a perfectly veinless rod.

[A]

It's almost stainless steel wheel. It's so smooth you couldn't even get that.

[D]

It's like a lead pipe.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

I'm pretty sure there's threading on the underside.

[B]

Coming up, we do have again, something I've never heard of that is. This is not. What was it called before? The Screw Talks. This is different. It's called Scro Fill.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And it's. It's different than Scrotox. It does something different than the Scrotox. And I again, I've never, never. I've never been at the gym, you know, toweling off and. Hey, Tom, I've heard about this, but I'm getting screw talks next week.

[D]

How are you?

[B]

Now what the hell are you doing in my gym? And get the hell out of here.

[D]

Tom, there's something different about you. Did you get a haircut? No.

[B]

From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Top Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee.

[C]

Hi, chick.

[A]

She's at the News Center.

[C]

Yeah, I'M ready.

[A]

Yeah. See, she's all ready. There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold. Yo, Josh Arnold. Hello, Ace Cosby. Hey, sorry, ladies, no more beard on Ace. I'm Chick. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Hello. Chick McGee. theorangeinsouls.com sports desk, we were back to his baby face. I think he looks a lot younger without the beer.

[C]

He does smooth and kill.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Ah, as the old ad used to say.

[B]

Now, we were discussing the female nipple because it's in the news and in

[D]

my mouth

[B]

because of some surgical procedure.

[C]

Yeah, they're putting filler in the nipples to keep them erect.

[D]

Christy, would you say the key is not just to put your mouth around the nipple and just really suck, but to kind of embrace it, sit with your mouth and do a little tongue work?

[C]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[B]

I think the. The babies really are instinctively aware of what they're supposed to do.

[C]

We're not talking about babies.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Are you telling me that babies are born as expert lovers? Is that what you're telling me?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

This is a troubling.

[C]

So do you know the nipple is just for feeding babies?

[B]

Well, no. It should be the priority.

[A]

Woman will never have her nipples sucked as well as by his own. Her own child.

[B]

That's pretty much what they're there for.

[F]

Babies don't know the.

[B]

Trust me.

[C]

Trust me. That is not erotic.

[D]

I was going to say, what if a woman loves. Like, that's her favorite thing?

[C]

Well, there are some women.

[D]

There's a little bit of nipple play. In fact, I know a girl who claimed that she would finish with just really Whether or not it was true. I mean, I had no reason to doubt her.

[F]

Can I marry her?

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

Now, when. If she were to breastfeed, would there be some apprehension in her head going, oh, no, this is, like, weird?

[C]

I don't know. I know when I had to. When I breastfed, it was very uncomfortable for me. It was not a comfortable feeling. I did not do well with it.

[B]

Ah.

[C]

Now, if you.

[B]

What's the matter? Something was. Are you thinking I enjoy.

[D]

Yes. Okay.

[F]

Andy is driving to work, smiling ear to ear right now. He's having the best.

[C]

No, he's like.

[D]

Hopefully. He stopped listening months ago.

[B]

Good move.

[A]

Most of them learn their lesson.

[C]

Yeah, they do sometimes.

[B]

So we've gone from the nipple injecting

[C]

the nipple into injecting the scrotum.

[D]

Now I have another. I have more nipple questions. All right.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Maybe. So I have heard, and I don't know if this is true.

[F]

You're televised.

[A]

All right. Some of the best stories start with rumors.

[D]

You know how sometimes you'll see nipples and they're more pinkish and sometimes you'll see them and they're more tan? Yeah, I've heard that. That a woman's pinkish breasts after breastfeeding will turn tan.

[C]

They will change color. Okay, that is true. Not always, but in some cases they do. Mine have faded the color. Oh, there's my husband. Sorry,

[B]

Andy, I am not responsible for these. It's Josh.

[D]

No, no, no. My questions are about women. They're not about Christie's.

[C]

And I probably should keep my mouth shut. But no, mine. If the color has faded since I

[D]

breastfed so they're not as dark as.

[A]

Women's nipples change color much like an older dog face gets white.

[C]

Oh, that's not true.

[A]

I think women's nipples. Same thing.

[D]

Now, is it true that nipples can change color based on the woman's mood?

[A]

Yes, absolutely.

[E]

Chrisy, I have a follow up.

[F]

Oh, we're both excited.

[E]

Is Andy.

[G]

Good.

[E]

Good at that. Kissing your.

[B]

This is the second time today I wanted to get shot. We had a story. I'll have to dig it up. A couple years ago about having one's lipstick match.

[C]

Match their area.

[B]

Do you remember this?

[C]

I do remember this.

[A]

I haven't heard. I've heard that lipstick matches the other area of sexual pleasure.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Those lips.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

That's what you're supposed to do. That's what I've heard.

[C]

How the hell are you supposed to know what color they are?

[F]

Yeah, it's really awkward to show.

[A]

You don't know what? You don't know what color your parts of your body.

[B]

Well, tell you something. That the chick with the brown lipstick at the bar. Easy.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

I don't know what's going on.

[B]

You're not going to knock her up.

[C]

Yes, we did have the story about matching your lipstick to your aerial. I think Jess actually said she got right. Yeah, but it did not last long.

[A]

Have you heard of these rainbow parties?

[D]

Oh, geez.

[C]

Come on, Jake.

[A]

Or guys go into the party. All right.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. All the different colors of the rainbow.

[B]

Well, let's see now. I'm. I'm. I'm drawing a blank here.

[D]

Those news stories had to have scared the fathers all across the world.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Wait a second.

[F]

Remember the coated bracelet bracelets that were a thing? Just. You see your daughter wearing a purple bracelet, you start crying as she walks out.

[D]

I'm not convinced those were.

[F]

Oh, those weren't real.

[D]

Exactly.

[F]

It was just nothing. It was a silly bracelet you'd wear.

[B]

Okay, I got it. Here. This is helping women find the perfect. The perfect. Excuse me. Lipstick.

[C]

You're supposed to send a picture of your nipples into this company, which. Right there.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

They're not doing that.

[F]

It is weird. The company's phone number is my phone number. That's just a coincidence.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a mother daughter team. They launched a company called Nip Lips Y.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

To help women find a new.

[A]

Just go ahead and send us a picture of your nipple.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Call me late at night.

[D]

This doesn't seem necessary at all.

[C]

No, it doesn't.

[F]

Just.

[A]

No, no, no, no, it's very necessary.

[D]

You know, I was hooking up with this girl and she took her shirt off, and I saw that her nipples didn't left. I didn't match her lipstick. I got out of there.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Disgusting.

[A]

I mean, have some pride.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, you went back to the Ramrod Lounge to finish off your evening.

[A]

Why did that come up? And the brown lipstick, by the way, why did that come up?

[B]

This says, according to Helen Keller. No, I hunt.

[A]

Helen Hunt for what?

[D]

You scared, Tom.

[B]

So I know you got to hit the H. Hard. Hard. Like aha. Or this woman's name is Moomjian. M O, O M I, J I. Oh, something.

[A]

What?

[B]

She said the perfect color lipstick for a woman is the same color as her nipples.

[D]

I just don't know that that's true.

[C]

And it's not her nipples, it's her areola, which. That bothers me, too.

[A]

So. Wait a minute. Nipples and Areola can be different colors?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Well, what do you got? What are you working with a dark board?

[A]

That's insane.

[B]

Look at this. Twin Bullseyes.

[A]

If you've got different colors for those, you're a freak.

[F]

What is that?

[B]

Parfait Nips. That's Parfait Nips sounds like a band that would open for one of those weird MTV bands from the early 80s.

[A]

Then it goes from a darker pink into a checkerboard for race season.

[B]

Do goth girls have, like, black lipstick and black nips?

[C]

No.

[D]

Yeah, see, that's the whole thing.

[B]

Do they make lipstick for the nipples specifically so you could color them?

[C]

I probably. I would think.

[B]

Lipstick.

[C]

They have. They have. I looked it up. Nip Lip is a lip balm.

[B]

Oh, that's Balm Willie. What was the name of that again?

[F]

Nipstick.

[D]

Nipstick.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[D]

Lipstick for your nip.

[B]

Hang on a second. This may be Shark Tank flavored. Obviously. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I see. Hmm. Now they make chapstick for down lipstick.

[A]

Can you.

[B]

You.

[A]

You've got to be able to dye your nipples, right? Any color you'd like.

[F]

I was just going to say, I

[D]

bet at, like, Burning man or Coachella, women will sort of decorate their sharpie.

[A]

Absolutely.

[D]

They will.

[A]

Tassels.

[D]

Oh. The whole schmear.

[A]

Like a maypole or.

[D]

I think different areas.

[C]

I think the company you're talking about, I don't think they're still here in business, that's all.

[A]

What kind of a country do we live in where that can't be supported?

[C]

I could be wrong, but it seems like all the lip balms I find for nipples are just for basically cracked nipples or cracked. Oh, that's got to be breastfeeding.

[A]

Yeah, it's horrible.

[D]

Boy, babies be cracking nipples.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They will ground up hamburger.

[C]

They suck hard,

[A]

those babies. Those babies. And they don't stop till they get a course.

[B]

Okay, Christy, the company, Nip lips launched in 2019. It shut down after the pandemic. They did receive a US Patent.

[E]

Cool.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Fair enough.

[B]

That's. That's hard to believe. It's been rebranded and launched under the name Flirte Beauty.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Flirted. Are you sure it's not Flirty Beauty?

[B]

I. Well, it's flirt e. Accent. Which one. Which one goes from left to right going up. Is that grave or.

[C]

I don't remember.

[B]

I'm not a French dude.

[A]

I know. I like my mashed potatoes and grave.

[F]

Oh, that is a good biscuits and grave.

[B]

But it's out there, ladies, if you want.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

Should we.

[C]

Flir. What?

[B]

Flirte, F, L, I, R, T, E. Mashed potatoes. Flirte Beauty. In the meantime, we originally were on this break. We're going to discuss the scrotum, but.

[D]

Well, let's get to it.

[C]

We got sidetracked.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

You ever call it your nutcase?

[F]

That's really good.

[D]

Thank you. Yeah, every now and again. Oh, man. My nutcase.

[B]

So when you say this person's a nutcase, that's what you're.

[A]

What was the punchline for the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

[D]

What was that?

[B]

Balls and glitter. Oh, oh, oh.

[A]

What was that?

[D]

I. I will find out because it is worth retelling.

[A]

It is worth retelling.

[F]

Does it leave a stain or something?

[A]

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? And then the punchline is. And I can't remember. Oh, here we go. Mark has it.

[D]

Yeah, I. I do know it. I do know it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you Hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Pretty nuts. Yeah.

[B]

Thank you, Mark.

[D]

That's a great show.

[B]

Thanks for getting this stuff.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

I think that was Henny Youngman.

[A]

So my wife went in and dipped her clothes in cleaner. You're wondering why my ball. My wife had b.

[D]

By the way, the makers of Nipstick, they also made something called Clitter.

[B]

You know something? I had that. My. I had that in the arsenal. I said no.

[D]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[B]

Tom said no.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

I decided against it. Rare rarely do I do that. Did you find. Find it, Christy?

[C]

No, I can't find it. I found Flirte Beauty, but it. There's. It's very confused look.

[B]

There's a celebrity endorser, Booby Brown.

[A]

I think he.

[B]

Is he still alive? No. Never mind.

[D]

You know, if he is still alive, there's no.

[B]

You mean Millie?

[A]

Millie. Bobby Brown?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[D]

Bobby Brown. Whitney Houston.

[B]

Is that guy around? I can't remember. Well, Christy, you give us the teaser, please.

[C]

Coming up, we'll talk about your scrotum, I promise, since we talked about nipples. And we will also talk about. Have you ever been on an airplane and.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, man, have I ever. You know, it's amazing. I got in this plane, they went off the ground.

[C]

Bite me. Have you ever been on an airplane and the person next to you is watching something without headphones or playing a game without headphones?

[F]

I hate that.

[C]

United's gonna crack down. I know that.

[A]

I've never had that happen.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Oh, I just had it happen.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

Yeah, and that's no good.

[A]

Also, you gotta fly.

[B]

Better someone watching a movie that has semi pornographic scenes in it suddenly.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I sat next to Chick McGee as he watched Wolf of Wall Street.

[A]

Hey, everybody, here's the cocaine.

[E]

That is a good one.

[F]

Look at that.

[A]

Smack that. Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Christy Lee at the News Center. Hi, There's Pat Godwin. Hello, Yellow indeed. There's Willie Griswold. Hey, good morning. There's Josh Arnold.

[D]

Are you jealous of my ice cream cone whistle?

[A]

I am. What's sound does it make?

[F]

Nice.

[A]

There's Ace Cosby.

[B]

I couldn't hear it.

[E]

Quite a letdown.

[A]

I'm Chick McGee. Try it again, Josh.

[D]

Well, I don't want to get too close to the mic, cuz he'll.

[A]

He'll freak out.

[B]

Go ahead. I am deaf.

[A]

That's beautiful.

[C]

You can't hear that?

[B]

Nah, not really.

[A]

You can't Hear that?

[D]

What if 40 dogs ran in here?

[B]

I'd be so happy. I know.

[F]

It's ice cream time now.

[A]

Can you hear this?

[B]

All I know is I think we should probably do a little bit of history.

[D]

All right. And maybe some arithmetic.

[C]

Do I have to do math?

[A]

17 times 3.

[B]

You know, we missed. I was looking at this from yesterday.

[A]

51.

[B]

We missed. March 8, 1927. The great American jazz pianist. Anyone?

[D]

Knuckles Ramahan, born in 51.

[B]

A guy whose parents were either clueless or had a great sense of humor.

[A]

Arthur Rape.

[D]

Hey, in spite of his name, Art Rape was one of the finest tinkling the keys.

[A]

You started

[B]

Art. A better guess would have been the great art. Tape him.

[A]

Oh, I had the Arthur part right. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

No, of course. A happy birthday yesterday. The great Dick Hyman.

[D]

Is that right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Really?

[B]

That's his name.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Mass, you've never heard of Dick Hyman?

[A]

I, I, no. Yes, I have.

[C]

Who is he?

[B]

He was a great American pianist.

[A]

He bursted onto the scene, didn't he?

[D]

And, oh yeah, he broke just one time.

[B]

He wrote the music composed for Woody Allen movies. Radio Days, Purple Rose of Cairo, Zeligan.

[D]

Isn't he famous for the song Snapping Cherries, Snap a cherry.

[A]

And the first time people, they were a little bit uncomfortable hearing him. But then after that they just were crazy about it.

[D]

Oh, snap and cherries.

[B]

Mr. Hyman would have been a hundred tomorrow. That's an old or next year. I mean, sorry.

[D]

Rarely do you hear about a hundred year old Hyman.

[C]

Yesterday was International Woman Woman's Day. Did you give your woman some flowers?

[F]

Well, she's a domestic woman, not an international woman.

[C]

Well, she's international. All women are international women.

[B]

I just got through Valentine's Day, her birthday.

[D]

I celebrated International Women Day.

[A]

You know, it's nice to know that you enjoy giving.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Josh, did you enjoy National Women's Day?

[D]

Yes, I respect all kinds of.

[B]

Did you dress as a woman?

[D]

No, I just looked at Asian porn.

[B]

Oh, I see that.

[A]

You want to talk about hardworking women

[B]

to get to the international aspect of it. Okay, let's do today in history. I got to look this up here today, March 9th. Next year we'll probably get Dick Hyman's birthday to land there. Happy birthday. Going out to. Oh, the great Yuri Gagarin. You know who that is, Willie?

[F]

Yuri.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

The astronaut came back, right?

[B]

Cosmonaut?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Okay, well, no, no, he's right.

[E]

No, no, you're wrong.

[F]

I actually think that the Americans are the cosmonaut and the Russians are the astronauts.

[D]

What?

[F]

I know, I know.

[B]

Yuri Gagarin.

[A]

I'm telling you, you should watch that series. It's on apple color for all mankind. And in this alternate reality, the Russians get to the moon first.

[C]

It's really good.

[B]

History.

[D]

Should have been.

[B]

And Yur Gagarin, the namesake of the. Of the current. What's a Russian singer? Yuri Gaga. Very, very well known there.

[D]

Yuri Gaga.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm not even in his brain. I'm not getting any of this.

[B]

Okay, how about this one? Oh, this guy was so unusual. Genius. Bobby Fiser.

[C]

The chess player.

[B]

The chess player.

[A]

Really pain in the ass.

[B]

Just a very difficult life.

[A]

Yeah. Everyone like on his shoe.

[B]

He was a brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And. Yeah, but his life got very complicated. I think 90. I don't know. I'd have to. I'd have to reread it. But I remember. I think his mother left him to live. So he. He left. Lived alone. An apartment at age 16.

[A]

Because she couldn't stand him either.

[B]

His mother ran off.

[D]

That's my life.

[A]

Look at.

[B]

Oh, this is interesting.

[A]

Of course you'd be Bobby Fischer's champion. I'm so fake mad, I can't stand it.

[B]

Right. Bobby Fischer attended Erasmus Hall High School at the same time as Barbra Streisand and Neil Diamond. That's pretty cool. I didn't know Barbra Streisand and Neil diamond went to the same school together. Brooklyn, right?

[A]

I.

[B]

You don't bring me flowers. I enjoy.

[A]

That was a real thing. They just looked up in Barbara's diary and they got the lyrics from. I don't really care.

[B]

Okay, well, this is a tough one. Go ahead. This is before you were born.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Gary Newman, spelled N U M A n born in 58. Do you know what that.

[F]

Seinfeld's neighbor. It's the fictional character.

[D]

Hello, Jerry.

[A]

It.

[B]

He had a song called Cars. It was. I hate that song.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

It's hair. Everybody does it is hateable.

[B]

But very catchy.

[D]

Kinda.

[B]

Yeah. It takes. Takes you to a certain.

[D]

It's like influenza. You hate it. But it's catchy.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, we got the pandemic.

[F]

What can we do with this thing? Oh, that's everything we can do. Let's put it on one song.

[B]

Good Barbie debuted, dude. At the American Toy Fair on this date in 1959.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Oh, I thought it was earlier than that.

[D]

She had a functional vagina. But they went, hey, we gotta. We gotta maybe change. Change this.

[A]

And they had an off board anus

[C]

and her lipsticks matched. Never.

[B]

Okay, how about this one. Oh, this. Here you go, Pat. Something good in the history.

[A]

I bet it it's not.

[B]

In 1964, the Beatles began filming Hard Days Night.

[D]

Is that worth a watch?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah, it's great.

[F]

No, they're all silly. It's so silly.

[E]

First one's good.

[A]

I like.

[F]

He made me watch when I was a kid.

[E]

It's just.

[F]

Oh, look, we're Beatles and we're gonna.

[D]

We're on an island.

[E]

That's not the good one.

[A]

All of these people are famous in England. That's already concaturist.

[D]

Is that a lot of that?

[A]

He. Oh, yeah. No, no, he was. He had his own morning show in London. London for 19 years.

[B]

The music is great. It's the Beatles.

[D]

Sure. But I mean, can I listen to the CD and not have to.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Watch a silly movie where they're like running through doors.

[A]

Black and white on Disney. They've got the get back thing. You forget how much fun they had when we were doing the. They're putting the songs together. That's really. They. They. You know, they're sitting around kibitzing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Each other laugh a lot happier than one would think. Yeah.

[A]

And Yoko's there. He. And they ignore her. It's hilarious.

[B]

This is interesting. The song Dizzy Christie.

[C]

Yeah. Tommy Row.

[B]

Oh, you got the question before I even asked it.

[D]

Well, that was like one of your first albums.

[C]

Oh, my. I love Tommy Rose, Dizzy, Tommy Row

[A]

and the Big Bad.

[C]

I had the single. I didn't have the album. I just had the same.

[B]

Well, that single reached number one on the Billboard charts on this date in 1969.

[A]

That's shameful.

[C]

I was in Antique Mall yesterday or Saturday and saw old 16 magazines from November of 1969. I almost bought them because it featured. And I'd forgotten about this Bobby Sherman. Michael Cole was a big.

[A]

From Moscow.

[C]

Yes. Was a big hot guy.

[B]

You're an antique mall. Was your husband with you?

[C]

No.

[B]

I was going to say because he would have been looking for a set of gallows.

[C]

I was looking for something specific.

[D]

You have an iron maid?

[B]

If I have to think, I'll take a sword for 10 more minutes.

[C]

You don't like going to antique malls?

[B]

The smell bugs me. There are ghosts in all the furniture.

[D]

There are many haunted pieces.

[C]

Oh my gosh. It's like a treasure hunt. I love it.

[A]

It's fun.

[C]

Yeah, it is fun.

[B]

Old stuff. Oscar Isaac is born.

[C]

Who's that?

[B]

Really good actor. I. And he's been in a couple really crappy movies though.

[F]

Really Poe Dameron and Star Wars.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, he's.

[D]

He is in Star wars like a most violent year. That's a good one.

[A]

He played the wookie.

[C]

Isaac.

[B]

Star Wars. Pink Floyd begins recording. Wish you were here in 73 garbage. This is weird.

[A]

Whiny vocals in.

[B]

In 1985, the first adopt a highway sign went up in Texas.

[A]

Please tell us who adopted it. And well, weird.

[B]

I was weird. I think Jeffrey Epstein got in on that early.

[D]

He likes as I was young.

[A]

Did you see that was an honest mouth agape from Josh when you said Jeffrey Epstein.

[D]

There's a. There was a story in St. Louis where the KKK insisted on adopting a high.

[A]

Oh, yeah, right.

[D]

And they were really. You know, and legally they could do it. And so there were signs put on up. This highway is taken by the Ku Klux Klan. Really awful. And so then the city got together though, and they. They named the highway that the KKK adopted. Rosa Parks Highway.

[B]

That's great.

[D]

Which was just a nice little piece

[B]

of justice in 1987, the birthday of Lil Bow Wow.

[F]

Oh, he's cool now.

[D]

Just Bow Wow.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, he dropped the lil.

[F]

Like.

[A]

Like a great movie like Chris Wilson or something. I forget.

[D]

Yeah, something like that. Or. No, it is Chris Ludacris Bridges. Bridges, yeah. Chris Bridges.

[B]

Diesel.

[F]

Can't believe I knew that.

[B]

And that'll pretty much do it for our history lesson for today. No, thank you.

[D]

I want more.

[F]

Yeah, more Bow Wow.

[D]

One more.

[A]

Yeah. The important stuff he leaves off because I don't know who Shakira was.

[B]

I know who Shakira is.

[D]

Well, what do you know about her hit hips.

[B]

Yeah, they shake.

[A]

No, they don't lie.

[B]

They don't lie back dad. Ass up

[F]

now. Now you know what you're doing.

[A]

I stand corrected.

[B]

What? Actually coming up now that I mentioned that, did I give you that story about the music in the bedroom? Yeah. Kind of interesting.

[C]

Yeah. What gets you in the mood?

[B]

What gets you in the mood?

[D]

Is it weird that the Wiggles.

[A]

Is it bad?

[E]

Fruit salad does it for me.

[A]

It's a number one. Is a jug band that bad?

[F]

That's

[B]

Josh. I wasn't going to do any dumb food jokes, but I am now.

[D]

Oh, you are?

[C]

You know, I probably none. You knew one maybe.

[B]

When we come back, the current top top songs for getting you in the mood for the boudoir. Now we will return to these studios. I hope you can come back with us. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios and this is the Bob and Tom show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom show. Hello, we're in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. There's Chrissy Lee at the news desk. Hello, There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hey, Chick.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey, Josh. Arnold is here.

[D]

Coffee's good, my friend. Oh, precocious without begging for your attention.

[A]

Okay, there's Ace Cosby. Hey, I'm Chick McGee. And there's Tom.

[B]

Now, how exactly would coffee beg for your attention be spilled if I had. Too hot on your groin.

[D]

You've already answered your own question that you're not worth discussing. Coffee.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Really.

[B]

It has. It has notes of dictifyingness and yet a pretentious pretension. Yeah, that.

[F]

That water cooler Sommelier. I do not want to talk to that guy at work.

[A]

Did you say, say dictifying?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay, I invented a word. That'd be smart me.

[A]

That'd be smart me.

[B]

Christy Lee has suffered through this morning.

[C]

Here I am. Yes.

[B]

What have you got over there?

[C]

A new poll shows the various types of media that people use to get in the mood for love porn. You know, roofies.

[D]

Is that considered media?

[F]

Not really media, I don't think.

[D]

Well, what if you show her a photo of some roofies first and then

[B]

playing Bill Cosby records?

[C]

Oh, my gosh. According to the survey of 2,000 adults not like anyone in this room, conducted by Talker Research on behalf of the sex toy company.

[D]

I did some research. Yeah. Did you do any research?

[A]

Who do you work for?

[D]

I talk.

[C]

The songs that get people in the mood are Perfect. By Edge Searing. You don't like that song?

[D]

I don't. I don't even know if I know it.

[C]

Earned it by the weekend.

[B]

Earned it by the week. I'm not familiar with it.

[F]

That one.

[D]

The weekend or the weekend.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

What is the deal with misspelling?

[F]

Well, and then it's. You're taking the vowels out, but there's two E's right in between W and K. Buddy, you're not getting anything past me.

[C]

Here's a couple of songs I'm not familiar with, Willie. You probably do Pony by Genuine.

[F]

Oh, you guys don't know. You're right about my pony.

[C]

No, I don't know.

[D]

It's a. It's a classic. Early 2000s.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

It is such a horny song. It's good. Maybe 90s. It's awesome.

[C]

What about Birthday Sex by Jeremiah?

[F]

Oh, I love that song. It's my birthday, so, you know, I want to ride out. I mean, I was just seventh grade at a middle School dance, just pushing denim. Dancing with a girl.

[B]

It was awesome. Dude, you know that story, don't you?

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

About my basement.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Josh, do you have a basement? Your place? Yeah.

[F]

No, this one's bad.

[B]

My old house. I. I was built in 1932. Push and Denim and straight from my

[F]

act that I was. As an homage.

[B]

I thought.

[F]

I thought that you recognized.

[B]

So at one point, I. But I. I'd redone it and I put in a new basement. And the. I went down there for a few years and my buddy Mark was my builder. And we went downstairs and we're looking at. And there's this. There's this. It looks like a wall of moisture about three feet off. Three, four feet off the ground. Like about six, eight inches wide. Going all the way across this one wall. We're thinking, oh, God. How did. How did. The moisture barrier. I could. You know what it was. It wasn't a problem. It was denim.

[C]

Was it?

[B]

Yes, from some. Would you want to explain what you guys were doing down there?

[F]

Grinding, twerking. Raw denim was very popular. So you couldn't wash your jeans, and then the blue would stain the walls.

[D]

Pretty rad, man.

[F]

It was. I mean, it was. The parties were great. It was so much fun. I painted the basement. Last three weekends in a row. I thought we had a leaking issue with the.

[B]

Well. No, no, it was ass prints.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Essentially. Yeah.

[D]

It's awesome.

[F]

No, he went to bed at 8pm you have the whole. The whole high school comes over. He's none the wiser.

[E]

It's working him up with all the noise.

[B]

I'd come out in the morning, I'd be making my. My protein shake and meeting Willie's, Charlie's friends.

[F]

Hi.

[B]

What are you doing?

[F]

You know how much of a bummer it is when you're stoned, trying to make pizza rolls? And dad walks in, starts blending kale. No fun at all.

[B]

Man, those kale shakes are good.

[A]

How you doing, partner?

[D]

You know what your dad was doing in those mornings? Waking up to pay for those pizza rolls.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

And that weed and bunny

[A]

and your channel. Good to say. Thank you.

[F]

No. I was friends with a drug dealer. He only paid for the pizza rolls,

[D]

so I traded him Factory Air CDs.

[C]

The song that Tom is aware of, that's on the list.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Would be from Marvin Gay, let's Get It On.

[A]

Oh, sure. Classic. He sings it wrong every time.

[D]

Well, it's a great song, but it's just in too many comedies, that song would start. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Good point.

[B]

Do you have a go to too?

[D]

No, I don't.

[B]

I know I. But you do.

[D]

Okay. I would love to hear it.

[A]

Yeah, please change my story that I don't know about myself.

[B]

Do you want me to. I could actually get the song.

[C]

Oh, God.

[D]

Like my baloney has a first cheeseburger.

[A]

Italian song from a pizza place or something.

[F]

Alice's Diner.

[E]

Sant. Turn on the red light.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[F]

It's either he's paying for it or he's eating.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah. If only there were a song called Twinkies and

[B]

Twinkies and.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[D]

I thought that was funnier.

[A]

I thought this was mine. I'm the one that's alone. What are you talking about? We got it all backwards.

[C]

Been a little while from now I'm not feeling anything.

[E]

What's going to go. What's going.

[B]

So. So that you're getting in the mood. Are you, Josh?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Why is he letting.

[B]

Here's the song.

[A]

Totally worth.

[B]

Christy, do you have a playlist?

[C]

No, we don't use music in the bedroom.

[D]

No, I want to hear the Natural. Glucks and faps.

[C]

Oh, God,

[B]

the natural. Let me Goes.

[A]

Sounded like you pulled. I'm gonna.

[B]

I'm gonna call the cops.

[D]

Of a ball gag. I wanna. I insist on hearing her say. Who are you, Miss?

[E]

How did you get in my house?

[A]

Hey.

[B]

Hey, mister, you promised me candy.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

That's because she's an overweight 30 year old.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Hey, she said you promised me candy.

[C]

Movies that turn people on.

[A]

All right.

[F]

Oh, the Notebook.

[A]

Oh, have you seen. Oh, here we go. Oh, my God.

[D]

Well, it begins and ends with A Little Mermaid. I mean,

[C]

according to 2,000 adults. Dirty dance.

[D]

Yeah, that. That is sexy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Pretty Woman. This one. I don't get Titanic.

[B]

That's because it starts with T I D.

[C]

Obviously for some 50 shades of gray.

[B]

It's pronounced today.

[D]

Well, I. Titanic, I do find very hot because I have a man hitting a propeller and spinning to his death fetish.

[E]

I like cold water.

[C]

Mr. And Mrs. Smith, if you're a Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie fan. And Magic Mike.

[D]

Yeah, I can see that. Getting the.

[C]

Get the ladies. Yeah.

[D]

Or the gays.

[A]

Oiled up guys.

[F]

The fellas love that.

[C]

Yep. Tv. TV shows.

[D]

Who was that sign louder than Mike?

[F]

That was the big man. That was the big man.

[A]

Can you imagine if.

[E]

Was that.

[D]

Was it his hat scraping the windscreen?

[F]

I thought it was Josh, you mentioning Magic Mike. He was so ready to make fun of you for being gay.

[D]

And he just Freake out.

[F]

He didn't know what to do, so he just blew in the microphone.

[A]

You brain snap.

[D]

You can masturbate to Magic Mike and not be gay.

[F]

You just like the Gabriel Iglesia scenes.

[E]

I forgot he was in there.

[A]

Looks like we got a bunch of law breakers out there.

[B]

Why don't we come back with TV

[C]

shows that get you in the mood? Yes, we have those TV shows.

[B]

This is the Bob and Tom Show.

[A]

Hey, welcome back to the Bob and Tom Show. We are in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios at the News center with a very own helicopter. It's Christy Lee.

[C]

That's right.

[A]

There's Pat Godwin.

[E]

Hello.

[A]

There's Willie Griswold. Hey. Hey, Josh. Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Have you been up in Christie's copter yet?

[D]

I haven't. No. No.

[A]

Very exciting. She sounds like a license and everything.

[B]

Sounds like a sex move. I got up. I got up in her copter last night.

[A]

Oh, man, I'm chicken.

[B]

There's Tom. So what song would it make?

[E]

Josh,

[C]

don't.

[B]

I'm sorry. Where were we? Oh, a bedroom.

[C]

Turn ons.

[B]

Turn on.

[A]

Now we're up to TV shows.

[C]

TV shows that get people going.

[D]

Alf.

[C]

Not on here, but that might work for Ace. Sex in the City. Game of Thrones.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. Sex in the City. Nagging.

[B]

You know what I like?

[A]

What if a woman was half horse?

[C]

The Vampire Diaries. Was that a TV show? I thought that was a movie.

[D]

It is a TV show. Is it sexy?

[C]

I haven't seen it.

[F]

Horny Vampire Show. My cousin Emma loves it.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Orange is the New Black.

[E]

What?

[C]

Bridgerton Euphoria. That's got a lot of sex in it. And True Blood. What's True Blood?

[D]

That's another vampire.

[E]

Vampire show.

[C]

What is it with vampires?

[F]

They're doing it.

[A]

I guess vampires are considered very sexy.

[D]

Very.

[A]

Yeah. Interview with a Vampire. Very sexy movie. Right? I think they said. Anyway.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And homoerotic. And.

[A]

Yes. Not only that, but straight sex.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What was the one with Cate Blanchett that was so hot. Lost.

[E]

No, I've heard the old.

[D]

The series that came out the Clock in its wall.

[E]

Episode three is the one you're talking about.

[C]

Episode three and I can't. Every time you do this.

[A]

Pretentious women sitting around the table.

[B]

No, no. It was a really good Frosty Brit.

[A]

Yeah, no, none of the unapproachable.

[B]

Well, I was gonna say how great she was, but I'll. I forget the name.

[D]

Dude, she is. I think she's gorgeous and amazing. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. There's a. I find her really hot

[D]

in that Thor movie.

[E]

Yeah, she's good enough.

[D]

She's like the villain and she's got horns.

[C]

Oh, that's right. I love that movie.

[B]

You like that kind of fantasy thing?

[D]

Sometimes, yeah.

[C]

Do you cosplay in the bedroom?

[D]

I don't cosplay in the bedroom, no.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Not by my choice. I. I have the closet of costumes

[C]

there, just in case.

[A]

Ready to roll.

[B]

One of these nights.

[D]

Ignored. I don't know why she won't dress up like the Frishers. Big boy.

[B]

Good boy.

[A]

Popping fresh.

[B]

Can you imagine if that's someone's thing?

[A]

Of course it's someone thing.

[F]

There's a lot of people. There's a lot of things. Somebody has to have it.

[D]

I don't know what. Oh, I do know what character I choose. Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman? Yeah. My God.

[F]

Super hot.

[B]

That wouldn't be you dressing as Catwoman?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Make love to me, Batman.

[A]

I see.

[C]

This survey is interesting. They also found 40% of respondents have dedicated bedroom playlists. Anybody in here have a dedicated.

[F]

I had one for when I lost it. When I lost my virginity. I knew it was coming because me and the girl were dating forever. So I spent months crafting it. It was called the time. It started with some Coldplay, then Dave Matthews Band, and I believe at the moment of. Oh, my gosh entrance, how you'd say it was. Baby, love your way. Peter Frampton.

[D]

You had a. You had it timed out to where you wanted to penetrate at a certain song.

[F]

Oh, yeah. And then I was. I was done by the chorus.

[A]

We didn't go very far. I don't want to criticize you. I. I don't want to judge, but that whole thing's wrong.

[D]

Named it the time.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[F]

I didn't even get to who let the dogs out by the bar. Things are supposed to get really crazy.

[C]

Why would you ever lose that playlist, though? That's like.

[F]

It was on a computer in my bedroom, and I went to college, and I never saw the computer again. So I'm sure it's sitting in my garage somewhere.

[C]

Here's something that I fall victim to. A quarter of those surveyed get shy or skip through an intimate scene when their partner is around, compared to just 20% who do the same when alone. Do it alone? No, but I get shy. And with your husband, I won't watch heated rivalry with him. I won't let him watch that. I would be uncomfortable. I just. I don't know, it's weird.

[F]

It's not weird with a partner. It's weird when you're, like, next to your dad or something. That's when it's weird.

[C]

It can be weird next to your partner, too, depending on what it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This gets me in the mood.

[F]

Will he have underwear on?

[B]

And. Yeah, it was.

[F]

It was the live version, too. Baby Willie came alive.

[A]

I don't think there's any other version that you need to listen to

[B]

before. My eyes.

[D]

Am I. Am I in the right hole? You like this watering hole? Am I doing it right?

[A]

This bar is.

[B]

Okay, Turn that off. I wrote an article about this. The movie. The movie with. It was. It's called Disclaimer.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

That is sexy.

[B]

That is a super hot.

[D]

Demi Moore is really.

[A]

Your experience might vary. Disclaimer.

[D]

Really?

[B]

It's Kate Blanchett. And there's a.

[D]

There's a. Oh, this is the show.

[C]

Yeah, it's a TV show.

[D]

I'm sorry. I was thinking disclosure. I'm sorry, my bad.

[B]

And it's. There's a whole backstory now.

[C]

Did you watch that with your partner?

[B]

It's. I'm just saying it's super.

[C]

Did you guys get it all?

[B]

I would never discuss the question, dad. No.

[A]

Since my mother touched me.

[B]

No, I have this. I just ignore him. I have a filter that just edits out.

[A]

Thank God. I might be fired for that one.

[B]

The top moments. This is, I think, especially interesting TV shows. Or what about what particular types of scene is considered to be the most erotic?

[C]

This is the top TV moments respondents have tried out in real life Include a shower scene. Anybody done it in the shower?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

If we tried to do it in a shower, it's almost impossible.

[C]

It's not like it looks like on tv. That's for sure.

[B]

Is. What movie has a famous shower scene? Oh, God,

[A]

that's hot.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean that a lot of movies have sex in the shower.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I just can't. I don't know. I can't think of it.

[D]

I.

[C]

When I had Emily in Paris last yesterday, I was watching their sex in the shower. And Emily in Paris.

[B]

People in Paris were bathing. That's a. Were they smoking?

[A]

They are filthy and smoky.

[D]

Watching a British show where they have sex and a dental on.

[A]

Talk about unbelievable.

[B]

Talk about which hole one of my teeth.

[C]

Other top TV moments. The Gap, indeed that respondents have tried out in real life include backseat or car scenes. Pat.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

We've all done it in the back seat, right?

[A]

Heck, yeah.

[C]

Being quiet to avoid getting caught.

[F]

That's Hot.

[D]

Yeah. Is it?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, it's hot.

[C]

Playful banter.

[F]

Yeah, we talked about that.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Pat, you don't like any joking around in there?

[D]

No.

[B]

Joking around.

[A]

Are you kidding?

[D]

Joking. Really?

[E]

Yeah, I swear. No, let's. This is real.

[F]

I'm goofing in there. I'm doing Josh's act in there now,

[B]

Pat, you have to joke around, though, when you. You've got that. What's that? Breathing. Breathing mask you have to wear. Yeah.

[E]

But the CPAP is off to the side.

[B]

The CPAP machine. Do you keep the wack at a whack at a whack at a sound going, so. No, no, no.

[E]

It's a hoff.

[A]

It's pocket of pocket.

[B]

Oh, sorry. Pocket. I was thinking of what Josh did for the new move, the Christy Lee helicopter. I went up on her copter.

[C]

Another top TV moment respondents have tried out in real life include making eye contact with someone across a room.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that'll work.

[C]

Does it work?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that's the way it's done.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Across the room. You look for a little bit, then you turn away like you're embarrassed.

[B]

Always.

[D]

Oh, you're a little.

[E]

You're co. You get caught or do you.

[D]

Oh.

[E]

When you look away. Oh, he was staring me. Then you don't stare again.

[C]

Then you wait for her to come to you.

[E]

She'll come to you.

[D]

Oh, now do you.

[E]

I were you staring at me.

[D]

I saw.

[E]

You caught me.

[D]

I stare and go.

[A]

You know, he seems different. He's got something. I can't explain it.

[B]

Wow, Man.

[D]

I don't know that I've tried anything from a movie. Movie, per se. That. Like a pickup line I heard in a movie.

[E]

I have.

[D]

You have?

[E]

Yeah. That'll do, pig.

[B]

Which movie is that from, Baby? Babe.

[A]

That's a great movie, man.

[F]

You couldn't have picked a funnier life. That was well done, dude.

[A]

You think you're not going to hear about that later? Is that what you think?

[B]

Well, is that. Does that complete our list?

[C]

I think that completes that.

[D]

You guys want to do a little ball talk?

[C]

Ball talk?

[B]

We got to get to. We never got to the scrotum.

[C]

Apparently we have multiple double ball stories. Some men are getting fillers injected into their scrotums. A medical procedure designed to combat a side effect of testosterone. Replacement therapy, or trt. Professional DJ and former adult film star.

[A]

What about trt?

[F]

This is who we're listening to now, by the way.

[C]

Professional DJs and former adult film stars.

[B]

There's a.

[C]

There's a race resume Miguel Anda told the New York Post he decided to undergo the so called scro fill procedure. Increased the size of his testicles after they shrank from TRT.

[D]

My cajones are huge.

[A]

They are 10 times.

[B]

So is testosterone therapy. Is that a pill or is that. Are those injections?

[C]

It depends. I don't know. I don't know.

[B]

But that shrinks your sac.

[C]

Apparently. The non surgical procedure involves injecting hyaluronic acid filler into the scrotum to make it appear larger, fuller and heavier.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

While the 45 year old opted for just scrofill, the Post said some patients also undergo girth fill, which of course, as you can imagine, adds width to the penis. With filter. Filter with filler at the same time. Chris Bustamante and an aesthetic nurse practitioner and founder of of lushful aesthetics, dubbed the Bulge Clinic, said the procedure costs about $7,500 for about 10 syringes of filler.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Each additional syringe costs an extra 600 bucks. And if it's like filler like Botox, or like filler like Juvederm in your face, you have to get it done every like three to six months. I would think probably three months.

[B]

Again, who cares?

[C]

Apparently this guy does.

[B]

I mean, someone gonna go, well, I was really into this guy until. Until I saw that he had small testicles.

[C]

I think that was a good thing.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You want less?

[C]

Well, I mean, wouldn't you like to have less?

[B]

So why. So why is your nickname Grapefruits?

[A]

My testicles are the size of a toddler. Very small. I'm aerodynamically perfect.

[B]

Well, cue the acd. This is the same sort of sphere that the. What was it called? Scrotox.

[C]

Yeah. I thought you were going to go with anal bleaching.

[B]

No, but scrotox was one that took the wrinkles out.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And this one.

[C]

So that would be Botox. This is a filler, like a Juvederm hydro hydrolonic acid. Like they're using lips, like on your lips.

[B]

So wouldn't they feel extra heavy?

[D]

Probably, yeah.

[B]

Wouldn't that be weird?

[A]

I think that desire tired. They want him to feel heavy.

[D]

Nice. Heavy bag.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This not a boxing term. Go hit the heavy bag.

[C]

Is that what you guys want?

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

I don't know.

[D]

Well, you don't want small. You don't want them small.

[C]

Why?

[F]

I've never thought about it.

[C]

They get in the way.

[D]

No, you want something with a little heft. Right.

[B]

You want to take the water when you Sit down.

[E]

No, that much heft.

[A]

What are those big balls we used to ride on? Called with the big handle? That's a size testicle I want.

[F]

What are those things?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are those the truck nuts? Have they. Have they gone out of style?

[E]

No. You see them a lot.

[A]

You know they will never go out of style.

[B]

First huge laugh. First time I saw those, I got

[A]

a pair on the. The little car.

[F]

And by the fellas that are having those, they don't care whether or not they've gone into style. Oh, these are passe. Now they're making each other laugh.

[A]

Yeah, if you all. If you roll up with your truck nuts on, somebody goes, you know, they might add a fight.

[D]

Has anybody ever put them, like, hanging from a closed trunk? That's funny.

[A]

They make. Didn't we see a story about fake arms?

[D]

I want the truck nuts hanging out of the trunk.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You could probably adapt them fairly easily. That's a great idea.

[F]

We'll just put them on a Prius. That'd be funny for me, too. On, like, a small little car.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

What's coming up, Chris Steely, do we

[C]

have a silicone testicle covers? Coffee coming up.

[B]

Okay. Or to continue. Oh, my gosh, Pat, do you have a song about that? Sure. Okay, good. We'll look forward to that. From the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios, this is the Bob and Tom Show.

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Welcome back to the Bob show in the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. Hello, Christy.

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Hello, Chick.

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Hello, Pat Godwin.

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Hello, Chick.

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There's Willie Griswold.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Hello. Josh Arnold.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

Ace Cosby's here. I'm Chick McGee. Hello, Tom.

[B]

Jake [e-mail] sports desk.

[A]

Roger that.

[B]

Check, check, check. Okay. Christy Lee is over there at the news desk, as you mentioned. What's going on?

[C]

A bathhouse in Japan has banned silicone testicle covers from its saunas.

[B]

Now, when I first heard this band. Yeah, I thought maybe this was like the previous news story where men were having injections into their sacular area.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

So they were. They were wearing, like, the equivalent of, like, falsy. Falsy scrotums.

[C]

Sauna Monkey. A sauna and bathhouse located in Nagoya asked customers in a social media post to refrain from using covers for certain specific parts of the body made of silicone or other materials with the bath and sauna areas.

[A]

Do you think you have what it takes to own a sauna monkey franchise? Hi, I'm Sauna Monkey Pat.

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You're the. You're the Sonic guy here.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You Go in the sauna all the time?

[E]

Every. Every, every day.

[C]

Are you naked?

[A]

No.

[B]

No, no.

[E]

You're not naked. It's a co ed sauna.

[C]

Oh. According to Sora News 24, the body part covers refer to the silicon scrotum covers that protect the sensitive skin from the heated surface of the bench that the sauna users are sitting on.

[D]

So they're definitely naked then?

[E]

Yeah, Yeah.

[B]

I couldn't. I didn't understand. Here's a photograph of them and they look like. Like a small clay cups.

[C]

They look like half an egg.

[B]

Yeah, but. Yeah, a little bit bigger.

[C]

Yeah. Sauna monkey said the decision was made after patrons repeatedly left the testicle covers behind on benches and shelves.

[D]

Oh, that would be problematic.

[B]

Take them home. Hey, where'd you get these nice sake cups?

[A]

They do look like little starter seed planters or something, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What color would you choose?

[D]

I'd probably go that flesh tone there.

[C]

Would you? Okay.

[A]

Oh, the black one.

[B]

Now stop it, Chick. It's more of the gray. Just before they fall off, I get a cool.

[F]

I'm like Spider man on there or something.

[B]

Oh, so do they. Would they stay on?

[D]

I mean, maybe not on, but if

[B]

you stood up, wouldn't it just drop to the ground?

[D]

That might be fine as long as

[C]

you're not burning your balls. I think it's.

[B]

Well, you know.

[D]

She makes a.

[E]

My goodness.

[D]

She makes a point. That was oddly hard on the ears.

[A]

I don't want to hear that anymore.

[C]

Do guys usually go in the sauna naked? I thought they always wore a towel.

[E]

No, it's shorts and no shirt. Yeah. You take in a towel that you sit on.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Not you. What?

[E]

That you sit on.

[A]

Oh, you sit on it.

[C]

So even with a towel down, it's probably still warm on your.

[E]

Very warm.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Double down on the bowl.

[A]

It's very sensitive area now.

[B]

Does everything shrink? I'm. I can't. I get claustrophobic.

[D]

The opposite. Yeah.

[A]

It's.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You don't like a sauna?

[B]

No, no.

[E]

Really good for you. Dry sauna.

[D]

I love them.

[B]

Who says it's good for you?

[D]

A lot of cardiologists.

[B]

60. Your heart, is it the sweat?

[E]

Yeah, that's. It releases toxins, but it's perceived adversity. Your body thinks it's dying because it's so hot. Releases all these great chemicals.

[A]

That's right.

[E]

It's real good for you.

[B]

Do you scrape them off? What happens to the chemicals?

[A]

You scrape them off and make a nice protein shake out of them.

[C]

Oh, what about red light?

[B]

I have a question, Pat. Do you talk to people in the sauna?

[E]

No, there's no talking as far as I'm concerned. I go within with earbuds on. But there are some political. I have two political guys right now that drive me crazy.

[D]

That's funny. Are they. Do they agree or disagree?

[E]

They disagree. And they're the ones over here to the left. The ones over here.

[D]

You're out of your mind.

[E]

There's only one sonic.

[B]

I see them.

[E]

I have to get it done. I'm in there 20 minutes and they can't help themselves. I just turned these here. I just turned the.

[D]

Don't you Ear pods. Don't they Salvador Dally out of.

[E]

Well, you know, I don't use good ones. I use crappy ones. I don't use the, the real good ones. Yeah, because they get, they get wet.

[B]

They don't try to talk to you at all.

[E]

I have it so loud that, yes, they do. But I, I, I close my eyes sometimes.

[C]

It's so why would you want to talk?

[B]

That's.

[E]

There's so much talking in there and there's movement and they're stretching and you shouldn't be doing that, you know.

[D]

I got one. I hate it. I got one for you. You know what you should do when these guys are going at it? Just talking to go. Hey, fellas, fellas. There's enough hot air in here already. I'm writing that down. Yeah, man.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I'll do it.

[B]

Referencing their chat. Yeah, I see. I see. Because they're both morons.

[D]

I mean, they'll quit the gym.

[E]

I wish they would.

[C]

Do they. They don't have music pumped in?

[E]

No, not at all. No.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[F]

You should play in there, man. Get a little buskers trail

[A]

there you go in here and sauna to this. What do you think?

[F]

I'm not going to tell you guys anything anymore. Now. Now I'm horny.

[B]

Yeah, baby.

[A]

I love your.

[B]

Oh, Pat, you said you have a testicular song for us.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

How are your, how are your testicles these days?

[E]

Well, there is a situation when you go in there with all that heat, Heat and all that moisture. I'm uncomfortable talking about it, but, you know, not singing about it. I got a pimple on my balls. I saw it in the bathroom stall.

[A]

Oh.

[E]

I went to take a piss and I said, what the hell is this? I got a pimple on my balls. It was at the bottom of my sack, hiding by my crack. You must check yourself for lumps or bumps both big and small. I Got a pimple on my balls

[B]

Now, Christy, you sing it.

[C]

No. Christy.

[E]

How did it get the hell down there? Nestled in my pubic hair it is quite a spectacle A pustula on my testicles Should I leave it? Should I pass up? Will this acne ever stop? I used to get them on my face but never such a place Like a pimple on my balls Girls get bumps on their vagina they shave to make it shine Pimples on their naughty bits Some get zits on the tips of their nose yeah, pimple on my balls Hey, I check my satchel Every fall I do a self examination that leads to masturbation I got a pimple on my ball.

[B]

Thank you very much, Pat.

[C]

Welcome, my friend down there.

[B]

That will not be one of the songs on the new Pat Godwin Dry Bar special.

[C]

Why you bring that?

[A]

It's coming, coming soon and 29 maybe.

[B]

Certainly look forward to it.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Are you in touch with them?

[E]

I. I look every day and check my email. I'm not trying to be a pest at this point, but I'm getting a little.

[A]

Hey, good. Great things take time.

[B]

Okay, good. I know.

[A]

You know, a lot of people say great things happen in a flash. Oh, no,

[E]

they're having issues. Adding the laughter is what they told.

[B]

I see. Okay, thank you very much. We still certainly appreciate your indulging us today. You can reach us, Bob and Tom, at bobandtom. Com. We would love to hear from you on whatever topic it might be and we'll check in with you tomorrow. These are the O'Reilly Auto Parts Studios. This is the Bob and Tom Show.

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