FRI PT 2: Amy Accuses Bobby Of WHAT?!  + Top 10 Addictions + Eddie Gets Angry At Amy

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Fri, May 8, 2026 (PT 2)

Episode Title: "Amy Accuses Bobby Of WHAT?! + Top 10 Addictions + Eddie Gets Angry At Amy"

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively mix of news, humor, and candid team dynamics, centered around quirky personal stories, pop culture references, and a heated discussion of the top 10 addictions in America. Notably, there's playful friction between Amy and both Bobby and Eddie—Amy accidentally insinuates Bobby has mysterious addictions, which spirals into a very frank conversation about personal habits and addictions in general. Later, a debate about finances and health savings accounts has Eddie and Amy butting heads. The team also discusses everything from new UFO disclosures and nostalgia for Saturday morning cartoons, to real-life news about drugs and wild animal attacks.

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Main Topics & Key Moments

1. UFO Disclosures and Pop Culture Nostalgia

• UFO News [03:05]
  • Bobby mentions the Pentagon releasing new UFO files: "The Pentagon has begun releasing new files... members of public can draw their own conclusions on unidentified anomalous phenomena."
  • Eddie jokes about UFOs only being sighted in America: "Aliens love America." [03:51]
• Pop Culture Tangents
  • Group reminisces about Ronald McDonald and McDonaldland characters [07:42], and laments the loss of Saturday morning cartoons and “funny pages.” Amy recalls her Saturday "candy bowl" tradition [09:49].

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2. Favorite Candies and Family Stories

• Team discusses candy preferences changing with age—Bobby likes strawberry hard candies and Werther’s Originals now but didn’t as a kid [10:19].
• Amy recalls grandparents' candy closet and the “smoky” flavor from their perpetual smoking [10:57].

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3. "Amy Accuses Bobby Of What?!" – Addictions, Mortality, and Top 10 Addictions List

• Mortality Talk [11:25]

  • The team shares how ages of parents and grandparents affected their own perceived "life clocks."

• Amy’s Accusation Leads to Addictions Discussion [12:12]

  • Amy tries to reassure Bobby he doesn't have "those" addictions (drugs/alcohol) but stumbles: "You might have other addictions…” leading Bobby to joke, “that makes you sound like I’m really...”

• Addiction List Game [13:54]

  • Mike introduces a "Top 10 Addictions" list and the group debates what’s on it. Frustration/funny exchanges occur as they try to guess all 10, with a focus on which drugs make the list, the difference between legal/illegal drugs, and non-drug addictions.
  • Notable quote (Amy, [13:55]): “Isn’t that crazy? [Cannabis-induced psychosis] is happening to a lot of teens.”

• Final Top 10 Addictions [19:15]

  • 1. Alcohol
  • 2. Nicotine
  • 3. Marijuana
  • 4. Opioids
  • 5. Cocaine
  • 6. Meth
  • 7. Gambling
  • 8. Internet
  • 9. Food
  • 10. Porn/Sex

• Memorable moment [21:05]:

  • Bobby (after a bit of uncomfortable banter): “Hey, sorry to anybody out there struggling.” Amy and the team reaffirm that these are real issues.

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4. News Round: Teachers, TikTok, and Corruption

• Florida Teacher News [21:36]
  • Amy shares a story of a Florida teacher found with cocaine and fentanyl; the team discusses what it means about addiction and teachers as regular people.
• Scientology Speed Running Trend [23:01]
  • Lunchbox reports a new TikTok trend—teens “speedrunning” into Scientology buildings to see how far they get before being caught.
  • Bobby, with dry humor: “It reminds me of a streaker on a football field.” [23:29]
• Corruption in Churches [24:05]
  • Amy spotlights an accountant exposing church financial abuse: “They’re honest about [wanting planes]…” [24:56]
• Mayor Fires Entire Police Force [28:23]
  • Morgan: Small Georgia town mayor fired all 10 police officers, likely out of loyalty to his wife, who had been dismissed.
  • Team jokes: “Good time to commit a crime, huh?” [29:00]
  • County sheriff now polices the town [29:58].

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5. Senate Judiciary Hearings & The 22nd Amendment

• Amy raises concerns over Senate hearings where nominees refuse to acknowledge the 22nd Amendment (presidential term limits) [30:39–32:58].
  • Bobby explains it’s likely due to political pressure: “If you say that Trump can’t have a third term, you will not get approved, basically…”
  • Amy: “It just feels cuckoo.” [32:05]

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6. Listener Voicemails: Relationships, Birthplaces, and Testosterone

• Mother’s Day Fails [36:28]
  • Caller explains worst Mother’s Day involving being ditched by husband—team commiserates.
• Babies Born on Flights [37:40]
  • Debate on where an in-flight birth is registered—where takeoff/landing occurs or their airspace.
• Testosterone Replacement (TRT) Talk [38:32]
  • Several funny, candid calls and discussions about TRT—Eddie reluctant to try hormone therapy despite low T and prodding from Bobby and Amy.
  • Notable quote (Caller, [38:32]): “Bro. Do it. You’ll be better than everyone in that studio, I promise.”
• Debate: HSA and Family Finances
  • Amy and Eddie heatedly debate maximizing HSA contributions, what qualifies as a health expense, and how money flows through paychecks [44:02–49:01]. Bobby tries to broker peace but points out factual errors about tax savings.

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7. Major Side Conversations/Snippets

• Werther’s Originals & Nostalgic Candy [10:31]
• Difference Between Crack and Meth [16:39]
• Fear of Running Out of Money vs. Dying [59:11]
  • Bobby: “Are you more scared of running out of money or dying?”
  • Eddie: “Running out of money for sure. I’m not scared of dying… I mean, now there’s a countdown death clock as a bit.” [59:15]
  • Bobby: “According to a survey... 67% of people worry more about running out of money than death.” [59:51]
• Wild News: Woman arrested with 75 lbs of weed in her airport luggage [56:04]; 8-year-old attacked by beaver goes viral [58:19].

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8. Closing Conversations

• Mother’s Day Plans [60:31]
  • Amy discusses custody arrangements for the holiday.
  • Bobby: “I have a very full day today... and then Sunday’s Mother’s Day. That’s pretty much it.” [61:33]
• Group winds down with light banter and recaps their weekend plans.

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Notable Quotes & Segment Timestamps

• “That makes you sound like I’m really…” – Bobby Bones [12:25] (reacting to Amy’s implication of unknown addictions)
• “Isn’t that crazy? [Cannabis-induced psychosis] is happening to a lot of teens.” – Amy [13:55]
• “Sorry to anybody out there struggling.” – Bobby Bones [21:05]
• “It just feels cuckoo.” – Amy [32:05] (on judicial nominees dodging the 22nd Amendment issue)
• “Bro. Do it. You’ll be better than everyone in that studio, I promise.” – Listener voicemail [38:32]
• “No, I didn’t leave it anywhere. When someone tells you they’re gonna do something, you expect them to do it, right?” – Lunchbox [53:46]
• “Are you more scared of running out of money or dying?” – Bobby Bones [59:11]
• “Running out of money for sure. I’m not scared of dying… I mean, now there’s a countdown death clock as a bit.” – Eddie [59:15]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:05] UFO news & pop culture nostalgia (Ronald McDonald, cartoons)
• [11:25] Family mortality & "life clock" talk
• [12:12] Amy accuses Bobby, leads to addiction chat
• [13:54] Top 10 Addictions guessing game
• [21:36] Florida teacher drug/arrest news
• [23:01] TikTok “Scientology speed running”
• [24:05] Church money abuse exposé
• [28:23] Georgia mayor fires police force
• [30:39] Senate Judiciary/22nd Amendment weirdness
• [36:28] Voicemails: Mother’s Day, in-flight birthplaces, TRT
• [44:02] Eddie/Amy HSA debate
• [56:04] News: airport weed bust, animal attack
• [59:11] Outliving savings vs. dying
• [60:31] Mother’s Day & weekend plans

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Conclusion

This episode, true to the Bobby Bones Show’s lively, honest style, blends pop culture, personal stories, hilarious misunderstandings, and real-life news. The team is in classic form—bickering one moment, laughing the next, and always willing to entertain and commiserate with their listeners on everything from health fads and financial choices to childhood nostalgia and existential anxieties.

If you missed it: You’ll come away entertained, a little more skeptical of nostalgia, and perhaps motivated to double-check your HSA balance—or your candy stash for lingering scents of grandma’s cigarettes.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Geico Announcer]

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[Bobby Bones]

The Bobby Bone Show. They're supposed to release some UFO videos today, like the first part of whatever disclosure was. And I haven't been able to keep up with it as much from the AP. The Pentagon has begun releasing new files on UFOs saying members of public can draw their own conclusions on unidentified anomalous phenomena. I'm going to tell you it's probably going to be so little, but I've not been able to dig in. If anybody sees anything cool, let me know as we do this. But that was supposed to be this morning. Okay, not you. I need you to pay attention.

[Eddie]

Oh, I saw a graphic on like some posts where they showed UFO sightings and like it had the whole world and all the UFO sightings were in America. Like, like 99 of them.

[Amy]

Wait, really?

[Eddie]

And then it's on the bottom. Aliens love America.

[Bobby Bones]

That's funny.

[Amy]

That. Is that. Was that real?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you see it too?

[Mike]

I've seen those studies.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Amy]

Well, my. When my cousin had an encounter with them, she was in another country.

[Bobby Bones]

So maybe they're just starting to travel abroad.

[Eddie]

They start in America, then they go somewhere else.

[Bobby Bones]

Dude, that's hilarious. I did see too where Bonnie Tyler is. Was put into a coma after an emergency surgery. She's saying I turn around every now and then I get a little bit. Because that's a total eclipse of the heart, right? Totally total eclipse of the heart. The total eclipse of the heart singer's manager tells tmz. We know that you all wish her well and ask for privacy at this difficult time. We will issue a further statement. We're able to. There was an emergency surgery that she had to undergo. She suffered from intestinal perforation. She's into this coma now, so hope she is able to get out of that. So I saw that this morning that we didn't talk about yet. So there you go. Other breaking news. Eddie said he whistled yesterday for the first time ever in his whole life.

[Eddie]

Ever.

[Amy]

Ever.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but then I tried it again this morning. I'm like I can't do it again.

[Bobby Bones]

Give it a run. You're doing a weird thing to your mouth.

[Eddie]

What do you mean? You make the circle, right?

[Bobby Bones]

You're making a really big. I don't know, it looks like you're doing super kiss or could never whistle. Doing super kiss mouth.

[Eddie]

Okay, so not so much.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's not just the lips though.

[Amy]

Yeah, lessen the lips.

[Eddie]

Like my son's the one that kind of told me what to do and because you guys have told me before, like, oh, put your tongue up or whatever. Like he said, no, put your tongue, the tip of your tongue in the back of your bottom teeth.

[Bobby Bones]

I can whistle two different ways and only medium. Both ways. But there's two ways. One at higher pitch with. With the tongue. The top of the mouth.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what you told me.

[Bobby Bones]

And there's the one that's my tongue in the back of my throat.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's awesome. But can you. Can you whistle a tune? Like, I'm so jealous of the people that can do like.

[Bobby Bones]

Not wonderfully, but I mean, sure.

[Amy]

He could do like a bird. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, some people really. It's like an instrument.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They can do like sitting on the dock of the bay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like so let me try it. I'm not a good whistler, but see if you could make managed here. Sitting on the dock of the bay, It's hard because all the. The air goes into the microphone.

[Amy]

I think I hear it, cuz I knew it. Yeah,

[Eddie]

yeah, you're doing it.

[Bobby Bones]

It's weak. It's weak. But yeah, so I can.

[Eddie]

How are you changing the notes?

[Bobby Bones]

It's got to be like a trumpet that, you know, it blocks out certain parts of the air. Your tongues. I. Dude, I don't know.

[Eddie]

That's pretty good of a whistle. Like my brother can do just any tune. You whistle it.

[Bobby Bones]

I saw a guy doing the national anthem whistling it the other day at a ball game.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

It's really good.

[Mike]

I think he has like the world

[Bobby Bones]

whistling hall of fame. He's. There's a whistling hall of fame and he's like the whistling hall of fame. Jonathan Whistler.

[Mike]

He would do like little whistle runs.

[Bobby Bones]

It was awesome. You see Ronald McDonald singing yesterday?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The national anthem.

[Eddie]

Is he supposed to sing?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, so they said, you'll never guess who's singing the national anthem. It was a video that went viral. I believe it was a major league baseball game. And they start. They showed the jumbotron at first of the people and it's, you know, for the land of the free. And it goes down and it's full Ronald McDonald hair. I mean, he's the McDonald's guy. And the home of the. And you're just like, oh. And everybody's like this crazy.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, that was yesterday, too.

[Eddie]

Because he doesn't talk, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, yeah, yeah, he talks.

[Amy]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen him talk in commercials.

[Amy]

Oh, man, that was more of a mime.

[Eddie]

I thought so, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe you're just thinking of him in still images.

[Amy]

That could be possible, but they had pictures.

[Bobby Bones]

The McDonald's universe was before the Marvel Universe blew up. Yeah. Like, There was Ronald McDonald. There was Hamburglar, There was Grimace.

[Eddie]

He's the purple one.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Then who else?

[Bobby Bones]

I. I ran out.

[Eddie]

I can't remember anyone else that was in that group. The Hamburglar. Go rabble, Rabble.

[Bobby Bones]

Who else was in that universe?

[Mike]

Birdie, the early bird. The girl bird. You remember?

[Bobby Bones]

It just sounds like they're all Sesame street knockoffs.

[Mike]

Remember this one?

[Bobby Bones]

I do remember that one. Is there anybody else in that universe?

[Mike]

I mean, there's a whole. I don't recognize any of the other

[Bobby Bones]

ones, but there are a lot of them. Right.

[Mike]

A pirate in there. These little kind of Pac man looking characters.

[Eddie]

They kind of gave up on all that, didn't they?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, if I'm guessing, I would think that's late 70s, early 80s, and it had a good run, and then it kind of died before we were able to, like, really invest ourselves. Ronald stuck.

[Eddie]

Sure. And a few years ago, they had the Grimace shake.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Remember that?

[Bobby Bones]

Like, what year did Ronald McDonald in that universe start? I would guess 79. Straight guess.

[Mike]

1963.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, crap. Even before that.

[Eddie]

I didn't even know they were that old. I guess McDonald's. What? It's the 50s.

[Bobby Bones]

He doesn't look a day older.

[Eddie]

Ronald looks great.

[Bobby Bones]

Skyless skin, perfect.

[Geico Announcer]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

60s, huh? Yeah, they had their whole universe and. Yeah, I think there were even, like, Saturday morning cartoons or a cartoon with them. They were so big for a while.

[Mike]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And if not Saturday morning, because I know that started in, like, the 80s or 90s, like, there was a Ronald McDonald and Friends cartoon, man.

[Eddie]

You know, Saturday mornings is. This is not a thing. Like, Saturday morning cartoons. Not a thing.

[Bobby Bones]

But it hasn't been in a decade.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Amy]

Or longer.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. It's just weird to me that, like,

[Amy]

they can get whatever they want whenever they.

[Eddie]

Whenever.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, guys. The funny pages in the newspaper.

[Amy]

Not a thing.

[Bobby Bones]

Not a.

[Eddie]

But, man, it was so cool to wake up so early on Saturday Mornings and watch nothing but cartoons. Cuz that's all that was on.

[Amy]

I could go get my candy bowl and watch Saved by the Bell.

[Bobby Bones]

Your candy bowl?

[Amy]

Yeah, because remember, my mom only let me have candy on Saturdays. But I could have as much as I wanted.

[Eddie]

That's dangerous.

[Bobby Bones]

One day a week though.

[Eddie]

So dangerous.

[Amy]

It was terrible. I don't know, some dentist told her about it and then it was hidden away all week. But Saturday morning I could just get the bowl, go at it.

[Bobby Bones]

The candy I like more now that I never liked as a kid were those strawberries that you. They're hard candy and they turn into gel. Gelatin in the Middle East.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The wrapper looks like a strawberry.

[Bobby Bones]

Those are legend. We were in an Uber in Austin and the guy had some and I never wanted to turn away free candies. And so I had a couple. Really enjoyed them.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, they're good.

[Bobby Bones]

So I know I'm getting older. I'm really enjoying the strawberry candies.

[Amy]

Yeah. But those have always been good.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd never liked them.

[Amy]

Oh really?

[Bobby Bones]

They were too hard candy. Old persony for me when I was a kid.

[Amy]

Huh. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Big chocolate guy. Never really a hard candy guy. Never really a Werther's Original guy until I got older. Love them now. And I would have them as on my rider at shows. Just be a bag of Werther's Original with everything. And then listeners would bring them to me. Super nice. But I'd basically do you OD on Werther's on Friday or Saturday nights.

[Amy]

My grandparents had a candy closet and they had a lot of Werther's Originals and like Snickers and stuff. But they smoked all day long. Grandpa cigars, grandma cigarettes. And so now sometimes when I have a Werther's Original, it's like smell it. I'm reminded of like the cigarette taste because all their candy also had this hint of sick.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. Smoky candy.

[Amy]

It was like candy cloth.

[Bobby Bones]

She had menthol Werther's.

[Amy]

Yeah. No, my grandma didn't do menthols.

[Eddie]

But how long did they live?

[Amy]

My grandma, I'm pretty sure died in her late 60s maybe. But that was from other. I mean, I don't know the ailment. Like my grandpa had a heart attack. He was my step grandpa, but I don't know. They're my original grandpa. Heart attack. Never knew him. And then step grandpa. But I. Yeah. So I get curious too because you talk about your end of life clock and like 72. My mom was 65 and my grandma was somewhere in her 60s. My dad was 79. So it's like, am I in between? Am I going to make it to the between then? Well, you know, I hope I outlive both of them because I live very differently than they did, but.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, crap. My mom was 46. Oh, boy.

[Amy]

Yeah, but you don't go.

[Bobby Bones]

I could go any minute, you know, Right.

[Amy]

This isn't funny. You don't have addiction. You're not. Well, you're not on drugs or alcohol. You might have other addictions, but, like,

[Bobby Bones]

that makes you sound like I'm really.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're like.

[Bobby Bones]

Like winking at the camera, like he's got other stuff.

[Eddie]

Either that or gambling.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I don't. I don't have it.

[Amy]

Oh, no, you're clean.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yeah. Dang, right.

[Amy]

No, I meant like, you know, you get other addictions.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a weird way to set that up. What's wrong with you?

[Amy]

What's wrong with you?

[Bobby Bones]

Nothing's wrong with me. I work too much. Okay.

[Eddie]

There's the addiction.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but you.

[Amy]

Are you addicted to work?

[Bobby Bones]

No, but you let you. I mean, you made it sound like

[Amy]

you got other stuff, but you know what I mean?

[Bobby Bones]

Because you would go down.

[Amy]

You have to be careful with it. Like. Like I'm saying you're not addicted, but that's because you have awareness. But sometimes you'll be like, all I can eat is a Subway sandwich.

[Bobby Bones]

The point is, if you were to go biggest addiction, like, listing them down, you'd probably go drugs, alcohol, one,

[Amy]

porn.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know if that's too poor. You think so?

[Amy]

Or more murder. I mean, where's.

[Eddie]

Where cigarettes. That's got to be on there, right?

[Bobby Bones]

I would put that in the drug alcohol category.

[Amy]

Oh, it is.

[Caller 1]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I would put that in that. Like the.

[Amy]

But it's legal.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so it's weed, but weeds. I don't even know that you can. Addicted to weeds. You can the same way you didn't let me finish.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, not.

[Eddie]

Not chemically, but I don't know.

[Amy]

Weed these days is different. I've been learning a little bit about this, and weed these days a little different. And they end up in this, like. Oh, what's it called? Like a. Not hypnosis, Not Maybe psychosis. What's the word? There's like a cannabis induced psychosis that can last for months.

[Bobby Bones]

That sounds great.

[Amy]

Isn't that crazy? It's happening to a lot of teens.

[Mike]

I found a top 10, if you want to guess them.

[Amy]

I do.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm saying, like, Nicotine though, is way more addictive than anything that weed has. Okay, so but I would put all that in. I'd put. Cuz alcohol is legal.

[Amy]

Yeah, it's very bad.

[Eddie]

How does this list break it up, Mike? Is it like alcohol, drugs in one?

[Mike]

They're separate.

[Bobby Bones]

So drugs and alcohol are different.

[Mike]

Different drugs are separate.

[Amy]

Oh, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it, got it. Oh, that's a harder list.

[Amy]

Meth.

[Bobby Bones]

How many of the top 10, how many of them are specific drugs?

[Mike]

All five.

[Bobby Bones]

Five of the top 10.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Eddie]

The five major drugs.

[Mike]

And then the bottom five, there's one more drug and then other things.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. The most addictive drug is heroin.

[Mike]

Not on the list.

[Bobby Bones]

What is that? Because maybe more people don't do it. Yeah, I think that type thing.

[Mike]

The most common addictions.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it, got it, got it. Okay, so it's going to be. And alcohol is not a drug, huh?

[Mike]

No, it's on there.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, alcohol's got to be number one.

[Mike]

Alcohol is number one.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it's broken down into like scotch.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Rum, vodka.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so alcohol is one, cigarettes is two.

[Mike]

Nicotine is number two.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. At three, I'm going. Because if it's what people are actually doing, man, I would probably go gambling. But I don't think he said it's all drugs.

[Amy]

Oh, it's cocaine. Right.

[Geico Announcer]

Probably.

[Bobby Bones]

And then that may be more ubiquitous than I'm used to. That. I don't, it's every.

[Amy]

I don't find ubiquitous.

[Bobby Bones]

Something's everywhere. People act like it's everywhere. I've never seen it.

[Amy]

I've never seen it either. But I. I was with my. In Austin. I hung out with my best friend from high school, Scott, a little bit. And I was like, scott, I've never even seen it. And he admits openly. He's sober now, but he admits to doing it. He's like, man, it's one of the best. Like, he's like, that's the one I miss. Cause it's so good. But he's like, and you've definitely been.

[Bobby Bones]

Makes me want to do it right now.

[Amy]

I know. But he's. No, he would never. He would never advise. He loves his sobriety. But he would say. He's like, amy, you've been around it. You just didn't know it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I would have done it.

[Amy]

Because he's like, I know I've done it when you've been around, but I just didn't see it. And I was like, well, thank you for sparing me of that. Cause I didn't want to see it.

[Bobby Bones]

I would go pills to three.

[Amy]

Pills.

[Eddie]

Prescription drugs.

[Mike]

Oh, I think it's pills specifically. I think I would count it.

[Bobby Bones]

You wouldn't count it?

[Mike]

No.

[Amy]

Oh, oh, oh. Opioids.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, that's what I would say.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, that's. That's the pill addiction where I'm from. It's opioid. Can I have that?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Mike]

Number four.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not. That's a four. So it's not three. We haven't got three yet.

[Amy]

No, we haven't gotten three.

[Bobby Bones]

It could be cocaine, but I don't know if I want to jump a cocaine yet.

[Amy]

Okay, meth. What about meth?

[Eddie]

Ooh, meth's gotta be crack. Isn't that the same thing?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

They'll say crack cocaine.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, different. There's different versions of coke.

[Amy]

Yeah, you. It's on a spoon.

[Bobby Bones]

Crack is cooked like a. Yeah, I don't know.

[Eddie]

I don't know about that.

[Amy]

There's fire.

[Bobby Bones]

Dirty, dirtier cracks. Way dirtier syringes. You can shoot up. You can shoot it. You can probably shoot up anything, really, in a way. No, not weed. You got me there. I don't know if you can. I don't know that.

[Mike]

Maybe THC.

[Eddie]

Oh, maybe. Or 3B. It's gotta be coke.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, we're gonna. Cocaine.

[Mike]

Cocaine is at number five.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Three.

[Amy]

We don't know. Oh. Have we said fentanyl?

[Eddie]

That's too new.

[Amy]

I think it's everywhere.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Amy]

In everything.

[Eddie]

But I feel like meth has been around for a long time.

[Amy]

Bobby, you know about meth?

[Bobby Bones]

I know a lot about meth. I know about the cheap meth, the kind you make in a camper, unfortunately.

[Eddie]

You know a lot about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think it's fortunate? You think I was.

[Eddie]

Well, it's not like you did a lot of research. Like, I just know a lot about.

[Amy]

Could it be something like.

[Bobby Bones]

I've seen it cook 90 different ways. Never. Probably never the same twice.

[Amy]

Sudafed.

[Bobby Bones]

But Sudafed is something that has. In Sudafed as something that you can use to make meth, like an ingredient.

[Amy]

So we're looking for number four.

[Bobby Bones]

Three, right?

[Mike]

Three.

[Amy]

Three, yeah.

[Mike]

Alcohol at one, nicotine at two, opioids at four, cocaine at five.

[Eddie]

And it's a drug. Three is a drug, Mike.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Guys, it's gotta be meth.

[Amy]

My drug knowledge.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's go with meth.

[Mike]

Meth is at 6.

[Amy]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. It's gotta be F. Excuse me. Fentanyl. Is it ph or F? No. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Is it. Is it fentanyl?

[Mike]

It's not fentanyl.

[Bobby Bones]

What?

[Mike]

Not on the list, guys.

[Eddie]

Too new. Too new.

[Amy]

We're out of drugs, which is good that we don't know more.

[Eddie]

What about crack? He says different.

[Amy]

We did.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Bobby Bones]

Crack. I wonder if it could be a different kind of pill, though, like.

[Amy]

Oh, Xanax.

[Bobby Bones]

Like abusing a prescription drug is what I would think.

[Eddie]

What?

[Mike]

It's a little more obvious than y' all are thinking.

[Amy]

Xanax.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, that's what I was saying. Like prescription drug, but he's saying it's more obvious.

[Eddie]

We didn't say weed. We haven't said weed.

[Amy]

Oh, more obviously it's weed.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. We haven't said marijuana.

[Amy]

See? Cannabis induced psychosis. I told y'. All.

[Bobby Bones]

So we got all top six.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Is gambling. Seven.

[Mike]

Gambling is seven.

[Bobby Bones]

Is porn sex. Eight.

[Mike]

That's at 10.

[Amy]

That's at 10.

[Bobby Bones]

So it's eight and nine is.

[Amy]

That's just people. Not work to admit.

[Mike]

No.

[Eddie]

Addicted to work.

[Mike]

I would say 8 and 9 could not always be harmful.

[Eddie]

What about TV?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, massages.

[Amy]

Oh. Oh, social media. Online?

[Mike]

Internet.

[Geico Announcer]

Good one.

[Bobby Bones]

Awesome.

[Amy]

I contributed. I was actively involved in.

[Mike]

Yeah, you have Internet and gaming and that way.

[Bobby Bones]

There's one more.

[Mike]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Oh, gaming for sure. Dude, I've fallen down that hole. Addiction. Gambling.

[Amy]

You're addicted to love.

[Mike]

Not love, Robert.

[Bobby Bones]

Might as well face it.

[Eddie]

You're addicted to love.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think. I know.

[Eddie]

Addicted to.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you have a final guess?

[Amy]

Shopping.

[Eddie]

Ah, that's so good.

[Mike]

Not shopping.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That's a good guess, though, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Really good.

[Bobby Bones]

Final guess.

[Eddie]

Ah, tv.

[Bobby Bones]

Tv.

[Caller 2]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. Final guess.

[Geico Announcer]

Oh, man. Cheating.

[Mike]

No, not cheating.

[Amy]

Lying.

[Bobby Bones]

Amazon. No.

[Morgan]

I have an idea.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan.

[Morgan]

Caffeine.

[Mike]

Close.

[Bobby Bones]

Ooh.

[Amy]

Red Bull.

[Mike]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Monster.

[Amy]

Aspartame. Diet Coke.

[Eddie]

Hold on.

[Amy]

Wait. Close to.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Eddie]

So is it just coffee or. Coffee.

[Amy]

Oh, sugar.

[Bobby Bones]

Sugar.

[Mike]

Closer. You're in, like, the category of soft

[Amy]

paprika tacos.

[Mike]

What are those things?

[Eddie]

Oh, food.

[Mike]

Food.

[Eddie]

Food addiction. We're idiots.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a fun list.

[Amy]

Hey, sorry to anybody out there struggling.

[Eddie]

No. Hey, just maybe you didn't know. It's a real addiction.

[Amy]

Well, I know, but that we know you have people listening right now that are like, yeah, well, you made them

[Bobby Bones]

think I was watching porn before I started.

[Amy]

No, I didn't.

[Eddie]

No, I didn't.

[Amy]

He did not.

[Bobby Bones]

She made it sound like I was watching it right now as I'm doing this.

[Amy]

That's not True. That's not true. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

I was like, dang, I thought I knew my friend.

[Amy]

Whatever. Not what I meant. It never even crossed my mind.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it was the presentation of it. Okay, let's go around the room.

[Eddie]

Amy.

[Amy]

Oh, speaking of fentanyl and cocaine, what's

[Bobby Bones]

the deal with fentanyl?

[Amy]

This is actually sad, but a Florida school teacher has been arrested after he was found. Allegedly. But he was carrying cocaine and fentanyl in his backpack. Thankfully he wasn't. They don't. I. They don't know yet if he was handing it out to any of the kids, but he was found in his room using some of the drugs. No students were present, but he has been fired.

[Bobby Bones]

I would imagine if he's using it, he's not passing it out.

[Amy]

And he's like, actually like, this is his mug shot, which looks kind of sad. But I bet on a good day, all the kids, he's a hot teacher.

[Bobby Bones]

Young, good looking guy, good head of hair.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah. Like they probably like, oh, I can't wait to go to Mr. That's like.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what you think?

[Eddie]

Because I didn't think that.

[Amy]

I mean, talking class. But anyway, it's just. He's 44 year old high school teacher and you think. Yeah, teachers are just like normal people that can also get.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Have hard things going on.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, drugs. I. I just. Only from what you've said, I would not guess he's passing out drugs to kids.

[Amy]

No, thank goodness. I mean, it was in his backpack. It seemed to be for him. And as of last night, he made bail and was released. So hopefully maybe this will be his rock bottom and he can get the help that he needs.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox, what do you have?

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, there's a social media trend. I don't really understand it, but teens are gathering in the bunches and they put stuff over their face and they are running into Scientology buildings trying to see how far they can get. And the winner is whoever gets the deepest into the Scientology.

[Bobby Bones]

I watched one, they got really far back. Have you seen them?

[Mike]

Those two dudes?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, how far can we get? And they just take off.

[Mike]

They're pretty athletic.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Like they dodging people running, jumping over

[Eddie]

barriers before security gets them.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the security chasing them. Yeah. So it reminds me of a streaker, like in a football field. Whenever everybody's trying to catch them and they're cut, it's that. But in a build in the Scientology building.

[Amy]

It's called Scientology speed running.

[Bobby Bones]

That's pretty funny.

[Amy]

It is funny, but until someone gets hurt.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So do all Scientology buildings have security?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, I would think so. Especially in major cities. They have a lot of money, and churches can just take all the money and not. They're not taxed. They can hide tons of money.

[Amy]

Yeah, they can.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I mean, tons.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Now there's some church in Dallas, I think. I don't know. I started following some accountants. This guy, he's a. He's a Christian, but he's exposing a lot of the abuse and misuse of funds in churches, especially the mega ones. And he goes. Shows up to the churches and starts calling stuff out to the congregation of, like, do you know where your tithe is going? Like, do you understand what's happening here? And, like, how they spend their money? And he has all these videos of. It's crazy to me because some of this stuff just seems so. 80s and 90s and televangelists, but it still happens in 2020, where they're praying for $15 million, but not to build homes for the need. Those that need it.

[Eddie]

Or what do they say?

[Amy]

Oh, you know, planes. They're honest about it.

[Eddie]

Oh, they're honest about it.

[Amy]

They're gonna bless us with, like, a plane. And it's like, wait, what? Like, you're really sitting there and being like, okay, let me get out my checkbook. And I say checkbook because they are older. Like, the congregation is full of older, wealthy people. Just like, what? It's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll take a plane.

[Eddie]

It's not for you, though.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I'm saying if anyone's writing me a check for some planes, I'd love to have one. I'm not even gonna lie about it. I just need to go places.

[Eddie]

That's what they're doing too. They're not lying about it.

[Bobby Bones]

No. But they're saying it's for God.

[Eddie]

So is that what they're saying?

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, of course. It's a gift.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

From the Lord has already blessed them with.

[Eddie]

For the leader.

[Amy]

Yeah. And look. And then they say, look at what the Lord has already blessed us with, and you too, shall prosper. Like, you help get the church a plane, it's tenfold back to you in your home with, like, whatever, you know? And then. I don't know. It's just really, really, really. Just gives. It just gives Christians a bad name. Just gives faith a bad name.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I agree. Some of that definitely does. Righteous Gemstones is funny.

[Eddie]

So funny.

[Bobby Bones]

Because it makes fun of that culture.

[Amy]

It is hilarious.

[Bobby Bones]

That trend Is funny. I have watched many of those videos. Some of them don't get very far, but they still put them up.

[Amy]

And it's happening in every city.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. I don't know if every city. I'm saying in every city, every big city, they probably have security at Scientology buildings.

[Amy]

No, but I mean, these kids across the country are just like.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, it's a tick tock trend. I don't think they. They have rules. Every city doesn't have to check in with one. All right, Cleveland's in. We got ours. Eddie.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So I'm not a big planner when it comes to traveling, but this is. I read this and I'm like, I hope people plan for this. So Royal Caribbean is. So one of the destinations is the Bahamas, right? So on May 12, they go to the Bahamas, but on May 12, the law in the Bahamas is no alcohol can be served or sold.

[Bobby Bones]

And so on that one day.

[Eddie]

On that one day, because it's an election day. And so Royal Caribbean's like, if you're on our boat and we land in the Bahamas on May 12, like, you're not going to be able to drink.

[Bobby Bones]

Heads up.

[Eddie]

And some of the other cruisers are like, you just stay on the boat and drink. We're not going to follow that rule. But Royal Caribbean saying, like, heads up, this is a deal. I would be so, like, upset. You know, I'm like, we're finally going on a cruise and then we get to the Bahamas and you're like, wait, what? The whole day we can't drink.

[Amy]

So Royal Caribbean's not even serving it on the boat at the dock as it's docked.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you can't. Like, it's part of the.

[Amy]

But you said other cruises are. They're just.

[Eddie]

Other crews are saying, like, we don't care. We're going to do it anyway.

[Amy]

You just float out a little further and you probably could even get on the dock.

[Bobby Bones]

It's probably like a deal they've made with the local government.

[Amy]

Yeah, but he's saying they're not.

[Eddie]

Royal Caribbean's the one saying we will do.

[Bobby Bones]

I know that's probably a deal they've made with the local government. Like, we're going to abide by your.

[Amy]

Oh, we're going to honor.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And they say even though it's close, it's election day.

[Eddie]

But this I know, because they're all Americans. Right?

[Amy]

Like, right.

[Eddie]

It doesn't matter. The law in the Bahamas is no. No sales of alcohol.

[Bobby Bones]

Wonder if they've had like an Influx of drunk people voting. And that's why they made the. The law. People just show up at the poll. Oh, I'm here to vote for president. I don't know, John. We got to change this law. Drunk people just showing up to vote.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they say.

[Amy]

Or not showing up.

[Eddie]

Yes, they say they just want people in their right mind when they make a decision to vote.

[Amy]

That's. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Morgan, there is some small town drama in Georgia over the mayor. Has anybody seen anything about this?

[Amy]

It's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Give it to us.

[Morgan]

So this mayor has decided to let go of its entire police force of 10 employees because they were being mean to his wife. So his wife used to be the. Like this. This is a town of a thousand people. And his wife used to be the town clerk. And she had gotten fired because of a hostile work environment. But then the mayor came out with her and was like, we've resolved the dispute through open dialogue and good faith mediation. And then a week later, he fired all of the cops.

[Amy]

It's a good time to commit a crime, huh?

[Eddie]

Yeah. No cops.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but you'd have to know all the cops were being fired.

[Amy]

They know now.

[Bobby Bones]

They probably don't put that in the paper. All cops are fired.

[Amy]

Does he have them replaced by the time?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I was reading some UFO stuff when she was talking for the most, I'll be honest, it just popped up. So I kind of was.

[Amy]

Oh, well, in a nutshell, a mayor siding with his wife and then let go of his entire law enforcement because

[Eddie]

his wife got fired. She was a clerk.

[Bobby Bones]

This is recent.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, it just happened last year.

[Bobby Bones]

They just popped up on TMZ that said they had evaluated some of the UFO files.

[Mike]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, finish your story. I'm sorry. I was counting on you guys to get me through that.

[Eddie]

We got you, man. We got you.

[Amy]

We're done.

[Bobby Bones]

That's all story?

[Amy]

I think so. Right, Morgan? Yeah.

[Morgan]

The mayor did blame some inappropriate comments made on Facebook by the officers also for their firing. So there's just a lot of drama going around with the small town. There's a thousand people in it.

[Eddie]

And the officers, are they still copless or like have they hired.

[Morgan]

Do you know they said that the county sheriff office is taking over policing for their town at the moment.

[Bobby Bones]

So there are still cops in this county now in the city.

[Eddie]

That's good.

[Bobby Bones]

This happens on national levels, too. You don't think they're firing people for. There's corruption everywhere.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but the whole force.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but I'm saying you don't think this is happening in D.C. too, where they're just firing. They don't get along. Yes. Yes.

[Amy]

What's going on with the. Listen, I've tried my hardest.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do it.

[Amy]

It's not even political. It's a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't do it.

[Amy]

I didn't.

[Eddie]

Is it a question?

[Amy]

We can do it. And I'm having to come up with some random teacher in Florida that had fentanyl.

[Eddie]

Amy, your story was great.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not random. I have, like, a hundred stories. It's not that hard to find a story that's interesting to talk about.

[Amy]

No, but this is interesting. And it's just a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Go ahead.

[Amy]

Okay. What are these? The. The people. I'm just trying to say it. The Judiciary Committee, the Senate Judiciary Committee meeting, where they're interviewing the people that are up to be. What is it? Supreme Court or judges or whatever, and none of them are willing to acknowledge the 22nd Amendment.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird thing.

[Amy]

It's weird, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Weird. Yeah.

[Amy]

But, like, what's up? Like, what. What are. What's going on? What are.

[Bobby Bones]

They won't get approved.

[Amy]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't say. If you say that Trump can't have a third term, you will not get approved, basically. So they just say, yeah, but, like, to evaluate the Constitution. But the Constitution says, no president, doesn't matter who it is. They can't have a third.

[Amy]

I know. So, like, why not? Just. And then one of the guys was like, I'm not that familiar. I work in this sector, so I'm not that familiar with the 22nd Amendment. And then the senator's like, well, let me remind you. And then he looks at. It's almost like they're talking to children. So then the senator's up there, and he's like, do any of you up here that are up for this, Any of you, can you tell me the 22nd Amendment? And one's like, well, I believe it says that a president can only run for two terms, and then that's it. And then they're like, so you're not willing to say that this is an actual thing that we can enforce? And they're like, well, I agree with my colleague and what he just said of that. I need to do more research into what the 22nd Amendment actually says. And it's like, what? I feel. It just feels cuckoo.

[Bobby Bones]

It is cuckoo.

[Amy]

And. But I. I know this is, like, conspiracy, but I'm like, either. I guess they want the appointment, but do you want the appointment? And you're like, you're perceived by the world as being an idiot. Or like, do they have something on these people and they like. Or just go up there, say. Say this. Say what we want you to say, or we're gonna tell the world that, you know.

[Bobby Bones]

No, they want the appointment. And they're not worried about the idiot thing because we don't think about anybody longer than they're in the news cycle.

[Amy]

I've been thinking about those boys for days.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but they'll get appointed. They will. Oh, sure they will. And then after they're appointed, you never think about it again because they're not on the news. You just do your job.

[Amy]

But you know what? I hear them getting appointed. They're just like A. Each one of them is just a

[Bobby Bones]

little B. Yeah, but then they're a judge for life. And why do they care?

[Amy]

Integrity.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not a thing.

[Amy]

I thought for one of the highest honors like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's not the Supreme Court.

[Amy]

Which. Okay, well, which one was.

[Bobby Bones]

They're being appointed.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Amy]

Well, whatever. If.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you seen any?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't think so. I've seen any of that.

[Amy]

Okay, well.

[Eddie]

And I'll be honest, I didn't know what the 22nd amendment was, so. Thank you. Well, now I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Boom. Yeah, Bones.

[Amy]

Mom, can I have Lingo Kids? That's Lingo Kids, please.

[Eddie]

When did we become the Lingo Kids house?

[Amy]

No idea. Last week it was dinosaurs.

[Morgan]

This week it's Lingokids.

[Eddie]

Why Lingokids?

[Amy]

Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts, wild animals and superheroes.

[Bobby Bones]

With more than 4,000 interactive games, songs and shows, LingoKids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids.

[Amy]

So no dinosaurs and dinosaurs. Lingokids.

[Eddie]

Everything kids love, download it for free.

[Amy]

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[Geico Announcer]

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[Bobby Bones]

Let's do some voicemails. Here we go. Number one.

[Caller 1]

I'm listening. You guys talk about Mother's Day. And I wanted to tell you about my worst Mother's Day. It was my first Mother's Day and my husband took me to dinner with his mom. And then after that, he went and got a massage, left me home with our child. We are divorced now, so thought I'd start that off and see if anyone else had some bad stories.

[Bobby Bones]

Now that sucks. However, he was celebrating Mother's Day. Her husband,

[Amy]

just not in a.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he celebrated with his mom and her.

[Eddie]

They both. They both moms.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but it's. My husband took me to dinner with his mom, so. And then he was doubling up like, that's a celebrator.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, he was definitely doing that. But then. What's up with the massage?

[Bobby Bones]

He wanted to be more relaxed for her Later.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, no, it sounds kind of rotten, but to be fair, he was double, double celebrating.

[Caller 2]

Number two talked about the lady who had the babies on the way from Atlanta to Portland. How do they determine where the child was born? Like, whatever state they were over? Portland, Oregon. Because that's where they landed. Just a question.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't know the for sure answer, but I would bet it's either where you took off from or where you land. It's one of those options. I don't think they go, hey, pull up Google Maps and see what we're over right now. And that'll be the state. I think it's. If I were guessing, you could even say which one you're closest to, but probably where you took off from, possibly where you land.

[Amy]

You don't say 30,000ft.

[Bobby Bones]

Or.

[Eddie]

Or that would be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Or what you're over. So would you look that up, Mike, and let me know?

[Mike]

Several different answers. Some say it could be wherever you were. Over. And then some say it could be where you land.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd bet it's where you land.

[Eddie]

I would think so.

[Amy]

Because what if you land in another country?

[Bobby Bones]

That's.

[Eddie]

Then you're. Oh, dual citizenship.

[Amy]

Yeah, that be cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, that's a wrinkle I wasn't thinking about. Oh, number three.

[Caller 2]

Eddie, bro, you're the reason I'm calling for the first time in 15 years. I'm 32 years old. I had a score of 191. Guess what I got. TRT. My score is up in the nine hundreds. I see colors differently. I'm sleeping better than I ever have in my entire life. It's just natural, man. Like, some people get low t early in life, some people get low t later. Bro. Do it. You'll be better than everyone in that studio, I promise. I love you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Listen to the voice on that guy, too. That is a testosterone filled voice.

[Eddie]

Yeah, deep voice.

[Amy]

Wait, how old did he say he was?

[Bobby Bones]

32.

[Amy]

Wait, didn't you say, Bobby, you were? Because shouldn't men watch out with TRT if they want to have kids?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. He may not want to have kids.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Or maybe he's already had all the kids he wants to have.

[Amy]

Sure. Okay. I just. He's young, 32, so. But, Eddie, you're good. Done. You're done having kids.

[Eddie]

I'm done.

[Amy]

Tee it up.

[Bobby Bones]

And also, it doesn't mean you can't have kids, but there are a lot of times that that happens because it shuts you off. Like, it basically shuts off your sperm. Really? You still have sperm, but it shuts off flanks. Yeah, for the most part.

[Eddie]

I'm pretty sure that'd be cool with me.

[Bobby Bones]

I was reading about it because I was just curious, and I was supposed to have physical next week, and I was like, man, I want it. And it was like, if you ever think of even possibly having another kid, don't do it.

[Eddie]

So you're gonna get your T results next week.

[Bobby Bones]

I just got a text that I have to move my physical.

[Eddie]

Oh, hey, will you do me a favor? Just keep that stuff to yourself, like,

[Amy]

whatever comes back, because it's gonna be, like, 600.

[Eddie]

I mean, you don't have to come on here and kind of tell us what your number is.

[Bobby Bones]

They asked me to move it back, like, five days, 13. Can't do it there.

[Amy]

You're eager to know. I'm eager to know.

[Bobby Bones]

It's a full physical.

[Eddie]

Why do you want to know?

[Amy]

Does that include blood work?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure, but I'm not doing this for the sake of just getting my testosterone. And if it's. Who knows? I'm gonna share it with you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'd prefer you.

[Amy]

Not true. That means you have to.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not part of that bit. I came up with a bit. I'm not part of the bit, though.

[Amy]

I know, but yours is just probably gonna be higher.

[Eddie]

Are we doing that other bit?

[Bobby Bones]

So we didn't talk about this on.

[Amy]

We didn't talk about this on air.

[Bobby Bones]

We were flying back from Austin, and I said, you know, we should do. We should, like, check lunchbox and any sperm count. We should do that bit next. And then it turns into it. Just every. Every possible thing that you could do. Yeah. All right, guys. Going to the bathroom. Here's your cup.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. What do you think?

[Amy]

Speaking of babies.

[Geico Announcer]

I'm not worried about it.

[Eddie]

I'm not worried about that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Amy]

Okay, here we go again. Now it might need to happen.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys. You guys want to do sperm count?

[Amy]

I mean, I.

[Eddie]

I was scared.

[Bobby Bones]

Would you do that?

[Eddie]

No, I wouldn't do that.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, give me number four.

[Caller 1]

Why? Eddie's pushing off, going to the doctor and getting this low T taken care of. I mean, he acts like it's completely off the table, that you want to just do everything natural, which, you know, good for you. But I'm curious why you don't want to just get this taken care of. Just curious.

[Eddie]

It's pretty easy. Like. Like she said, good for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I just want to see what I can do naturally, and then if I can't do anything naturally, then we'll take the next steps.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not doing the work. You're saying. But you're not doing the work. You've done one set of squats in two weeks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I did do. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you're doing. You're not doing the work.

[Eddie]

But, hey, the diet, dude, I'm eating sweet potatoes like nobody's business.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you against medicine?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

No. But I just don't want to, like, inject and do all that stuff.

[Amy]

Like, I don't inject anything. I have a pellet.

[Eddie]

How did they get that in you? They injected you.

[Amy]

Well, they implanted it and it was 10 minutes.

[Eddie]

Let me just see what I can do. Give me some time. I mean, honestly, guys, I wouldn't have ever checked my testosterone. It wasn't for this dumb bit.

[Geico Announcer]

No.

[Eddie]

So.

[Bobby Bones]

But that is possibly why you feel so bad every morning. So it's not even about this bit. We're saying you could actually go to the doctor to help how you're feeling every day. More so than get your score up for a bit that we did.

[Amy]

Yeah. Quality of life.

[Eddie]

And the other caller said that he saw colors all of a sudden better.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he's just saying everything pops a little more in life because he feels better. He feel better.

[Eddie]

Everything I do feel like midday. I'll feel like my. My vision kind of looks like I'm kind of drunk a little bit. Not like blurry. Not like. It's not like I'm like wasted. It's almost just kind of like I got a buzz. You know what I mean? Like, everything's kind of just a little off.

[Amy]

I think for him, he notices more. He's more vibrant. Like, after I would do the. My therapy LED ketamine treatments, like, for several days following, I noticed everything. Leaves on trees, the colors, birds chirping. I mean, I noticed that stuff sometimes. I mean, I was noticing everything and it felt. It felt like. I don't know, I felt like you're so alive because your head. The brain fog. Brain fog is a huge thing with low T. I got it. It'll be lifted.

[Eddie]

Definitely got that.

[Amy]

So then you have more capacity for like.

[Bobby Bones]

So ours isn't. Left your number up for the bit.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Bobby Bones]

Why don't you go and try to get it fixed for your health?

[Eddie]

Yeah, because I want to see what I can do naturally.

[Bobby Bones]

But you're not doing that. You really.

[Amy]

It's going to take longer.

[Bobby Bones]

Like just take like 14 years.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, are you against a little boost? It's like just. It's like. It's like using a little stool.

[Eddie]

You guys are, like, working for the companies.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, are you against medicine?

[Amy]

You have insurance.

[Bobby Bones]

I know, right? That's the point.

[Eddie]

Insurance cover this. I.

[Bobby Bones]

No chance.

[Eddie]

You acted like that was a huge game changer.

[Amy]

But. No, no, let me. I got to look at my.

[Eddie]

Because if it does, that's definitely a game changer.

[Amy]

Well, I use my HSA to pay for it. You. You do that.

[Eddie]

I just spend that one on my tooth.

[Amy]

All of it?

[Eddie]

All of it.

[Amy]

Are you maxing out on your. When you. For your. On your paycheck, are you maxing out the max amount you can move into your hsa?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I picked a number. I don't know what the max out is, but I picked a pretty good number and I had some good. But you can buy Zyrtec on that. You can buy floating.

[Amy]

Exactly. That's why you should max out, because then you're. It's like money you're not taxed on

[Bobby Bones]

that you're gonna spend anyway, right?

[Amy]

For health reasons, you're gonna spend it between you and all your kids. I just spend the max out.

[Bobby Bones]

I just can't. Max.

[Eddie]

Max. Because, like, we need our paycheck for things.

[Bobby Bones]

I think you're missing what she's saying.

[Eddie]

No, no, but you're. No, no, I know what you're saying.

[Amy]

He doesn't.

[Bobby Bones]

But.

[Eddie]

But I can't. Max. Max.

[Amy]

Because the limit is not going to the max. Isn't gonna.

[Eddie]

You want to see my numbers?

[Bobby Bones]

I'd love to.

[Eddie]

You want to see my expenses?

[Bobby Bones]

What she's saying is you're gonna spend more money anyway. You're actually saving money by maxing.

[Eddie]

I know, but you're.

[Bobby Bones]

That's just because that money's not getting taxed.

[Eddie]

But that's for hsa. For medical stuff. My.

[Amy]

But you just said you can buy. Your wife can buy tampons on it.

[Eddie]

Okay, I'm not. We're not counting tampons. But I'm talking about before all that. Like, we need the paycheck to buy things.

[Bobby Bones]

Like.

[Amy]

Nevermind. Like, he doesn't get it.

[Eddie]

Kids stuff that's not medical.

[Amy]

Some. A lot of things you don't think are medical fall under the HSA category.

[Bobby Bones]

Have you looked to see what it is?

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude, I. I've used that card all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

And is it always. You always run out of money on it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, I did when my tooth was. I had like 300 on it.

[Amy]

So then you might as well, max,

[Bobby Bones]

if you max it out, like money's not getting taxed, you're actually making more money. You're actually ahead. Yeah, but not yet, because you don't.

[Eddie]

I understand what you're saying, but, like, when you take more out of your paycheck.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no.

[Eddie]

To put into your hsa, which is what you're doing. Right. You're taking your paycheck amount.

[Amy]

It's like you're move. You're transferring money. Don't look at it like you're transferring money to another account happens to be hsa, but you're transferring more money because it's not taxed, it's untaxed.

[Bobby Bones]

You're actually making more money in that year. So the dollar, if you spend your whole HSA account, if you. You're making more money in that year than you would have otherwise.

[Amy]

So the dollar you're moving over moves over as a whole dollar instead of it moving, being spent on something as 68 cents. Sure.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

If you're maxing that out, you're losing money.

[Amy]

If you're not maxing it out.

[Bobby Bones]

No, if you are maxing it out means he's then over the max and he's spending more money. Oh, and that money, had he. I'm. I'm saying if you max out the card.

[Amy]

Okay, we're saying max.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good catch. If you've maxed out your card and you're out of money on it, you could have saved more money, generally for the year, had you put more money on your card, because.

[Eddie]

And what's the max like? Do you know what it is?

[Amy]

No, but.

[Eddie]

Because I feel like I'm close to the max. Like, we definitely put some money into the hsa.

[Amy]

Well, then you may be maxing it. I can't remember the exact dollar amount, but I know I max out on everything. I max out on my HSA. I max out on my 401k.

[Eddie]

You can max out in your 401k.

[Amy]

I max out whatever the max is. That's what I give. Because there's a limit. They can't just let you move whatever you want into your 401k.

[Bobby Bones]

But I.2% or something. Yeah, up to a certain point.

[Eddie]

I. I'll look into that. Okay, thank you, guys.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't do 401k?

[Eddie]

No, no. The HSA. Yeah. All right. Oh, gosh. And if I maxed out on the HSA, definitely wouldn't have any money for the 401k.

[Amy]

I just have to re. Oh, never mind.

[Eddie]

Re what?

[Amy]

I don't know, I just feel like you.

[Morgan]

You.

[Amy]

It's weird because you got. You had, what, $30,000, $40,000 in debt, right? And you knew how to get out of that, and you did it. How cool was that?

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's before I had four kids.

[Amy]

But you're saying. But. But I. I know. I see people online that have four or five kids, and they have to reprioritize their life, and they make it happen. So you have to re. Prioritize.

[Eddie]

I got an idea. Why don't you come over and talk to my wife?

[Amy]

And my wife. This is not my expertise. Oh, Eddie. You act like you don't spend money on frivolous things.

[Eddie]

I don't. What do I spend money on, Eddie?

[Mike]

Go for.

[Eddie]

Go for it. What?

[Amy]

Okay. Do you gamble?

[Eddie]

Sure. I have $50 a month now.

[Amy]

Like $50 a month towards your 401ksa. It'd be compounding. Let's go.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but sometimes I make money. Like.

[Bobby Bones]

But then that money could also.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Ray.

[Amy]

He doesn't. You act like you have, like, no money.

[Eddie]

Okay,

[Amy]

Bobby, help.

[Eddie]

He can't help.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I can. I just don't. I don't.

[Eddie]

Well, you can't help.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what you want from me. He. He's not. To him, it's not a priority to learn.

[Eddie]

What are you talking about?

[Amy]

We have. He has learned. We have said.

[Eddie]

I have learned. I know what's better for us. I know what we can do. There are other people in my family that require different things that cost a lot of money, and therefore, I don't have a lot of money left. Like, it's a real thing, guys. It's called having four boys. Two of them require a lot of stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

That's easy to just say, and. No, it's not easy to say and dedicate yourself to that. But just the HSA thing shows you don't actually have the knowledge of, like, fundamentally of how money works. Because if you're maxing out and spending your whole card, you would be saving money every single year by taking the untaxed. But it's okay. It's not worth me fighting you on it, but, yeah, that's a lack of understanding.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And also. But also, you also don't do your own money.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Right.

[Amy]

Did you. What'd you say, 68 cents? We'll go with that. Okay, well, let's take a year. 300.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't want to do a whole finance class here.

[Amy]

No, I'm not.

[Bobby Bones]

It's very.

[Eddie]

No it is so boring.

[Amy]

No, no, I'm.

[Caller 1]

This.

[Eddie]

Maybe this will help him pissing me off.

[Amy]

No, let's say we were doing the dollar thing. I move a dollar over to your hsa, and then Bobby said, okay, this is so boring.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm moving off of it.

[Amy]

I was going to show.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, number. Number five. Hit number five.

[Caller 1]

How did you not call Lunchbox out on the fact that he said that it's hard to be a man because you have to pay for everything or you're expected to pay for everything? However, Lunchbox, you don't pay for everything. You split the bills with your wife. Like, she's a dang roommate anyways. Love the show. I.

[Amy]

That's true.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah. Thanks for being an idiot. We were talking.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks for being an idiot.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, thanks for being an idiot. I was talking about, like, on dates and thing. When you go. When you start dating, it's like, oh, the guy has to pick her up. The guy has to pay for everything. That is very hard and difficult. The guy has to make the first move. That's what I was referring to. Thank you for calling. Have a great day.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you really wish you to have a great day?

[Geico Announcer]

No, I mean, when you call in with dumb comments, if you would actually listen, like, use your ears that are on the side of your head and listen to actually what I said, then call in with your comments. Don't oh, my gosh. And hear it wrong, and then call and say wrong information. That's just when it's really annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

Your thoughts on Eddie's hsa?

[Eddie]

No, don't do it.

[Geico Announcer]

I don't even understand it.

[Eddie]

Yeah,

[Geico Announcer]

to be honest.

[Eddie]

What? The hsa?

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah. It's all confusing to me.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you do anything with yours?

[Geico Announcer]

Is that the one I got, the health card. I know that's it, but I don't know. I don't ever use it as the problem. Like, when I go to the doctor, I pay with my credit card. I don't even know.

[Bobby Bones]

You just forget.

[Geico Announcer]

I don't know how to use that thing.

[Bobby Bones]

It swipes just like a credit card.

[Geico Announcer]

No, no. But I don't have an actual card.

[Eddie]

No, you should ask for one.

[Amy]

What he's talking about is insurance card.

[Geico Announcer]

No, no, no. Amy, don't talk. See, this is what I'm talking about. When stupid comments like, no. Like, I don't know where you get that. I. I've signed up for it, but no card comes in the mail. I've never gotten a card.

[Amy]

You said you had a card.

[Geico Announcer]

No, I meant I have Like, I signed up for it on our thing, and it says, oh, would you. You know, you can charge things to this, but I don't have a card that I can char.

[Amy]

I have a card.

[Eddie]

You know what? Lunchbox. I had to actually ask them for a card.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I literally have a card.

[Geico Announcer]

See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I. I was always like, well, I don't know how to do.

[Amy]

Looks exactly like a credit card.

[Eddie]

Dude, you must have a bunch of money in that account then.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know that it compounds year to year.

[Amy]

Oh, I think it'll roll over.

[Bobby Bones]

You do? Dude, what if he finds out he has, like, $800,000?

[Eddie]

Yeah, if you're putting money into it.

[Geico Announcer]

I do put money into it, and I have no idea how to use it.

[Eddie]

You didn't look into that?

[Amy]

Dude, lunchbox. You probably have thousands of dollars in

[Bobby Bones]

there over the years.

[Amy]

Go find that out. Let's have a competition.

[Bobby Bones]

He just goes and buys a ton of zotech and sells it on a Facebook marketplace.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, hsa, according to Google, does roll over year after year.

[Bobby Bones]

There you go. I bet you have some money in there, then.

[Amy]

Let's go.

[Geico Announcer]

Who do I call?

[Eddie]

Yeah, HR Sandy.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what Amy's been talking to about hers.

[Geico Announcer]

All right, I'm going to look this up.

[Eddie]

I'm just kidding.

[Amy]

I have no.

[Eddie]

You just made his day.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, I mean, possibly has a bunch of money in there.

[Amy]

Oh, good. You can use that and pay me my money for our Nvidia. Any update on that lunchbox?

[Geico Announcer]

No, I need to follow up. I mean, checked in on that. Well, I was. I've been busy.

[Bobby Bones]

How do you have that much money lost and you haven't followed up on it?

[Geico Announcer]

Well, they said they would reach out when they had a solution, but they haven't reached out, so I assume they don't have a solution.

[Amy]

He claims to love money so much, but yet he just leaves it out there.

[Geico Announcer]

No, no, I didn't leave it anywhere. I mean, when someone tells you that they're gonna do something, you expect them to do it, right?

[Bobby Bones]

Who is that someone? What was the name?

[Geico Announcer]

Oh, the Robin Hood people.

[Amy]

Okay, interesting. Can you say that line again? When someone says what?

[Geico Announcer]

When someone tells you they're gonna do something, you expect them to do it.

[Amy]

Okay, so I asked you to give me my money, and you said he'd do it.

[Geico Announcer]

I never really agreed to that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, you did.

[Amy]

You said, I'll bring it tomorrow, and I did.

[Geico Announcer]

And you weren't here,

[Eddie]

so now it's just over, so.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you missed our window.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, I mean, I. If you want something, come here and get it.

[Amy]

You weren't here, but you don't have. Then why not keep it with you so you can give it to me later?

[Geico Announcer]

I'm not gonna be walking around with you.

[Bobby Bones]

Drive it right to the bank. It doesn't go and.

[Geico Announcer]

And then I'm a target for a robbery. I mean, no thanks. My life's more important.

[Bobby Bones]

How are you a target for robbery if nobody knows you have it? You'd be the same on the air.

[Geico Announcer]

We sit on the air, bring it the next day so everybody knows I'm walking around with almost two GS in my pocket. Oh, no, thanks.

[Eddie]

Yeah, listener could definitely know that.

[Geico Announcer]

Yeah, absolutely. They know where our building is. That's dangerous, folks.

[Bobby Bones]

Is everybody drunk today?

[Amy]

I don't know. Me.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Me.

[Bobby Bones]

Just everybody.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, I'm not drunk.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, Lunchbox thinks he's going to get targeted from outside our building for $2,000 off a random comment. Eddie's getting mad at Amy for Amy trying to teach him how to stretch a dollar a little bit more. Amy is like, I don't want to talk politics, but let me jump back in.

[Amy]

Well, I just. I'm dumbfounded.

[Bobby Bones]

I know.

[Eddie]

I hear you.

[Amy]

So I just wondered.

[Eddie]

And I don't even do my money,

[Bobby Bones]

so like time, time, time and place though.

[Mike]

What?

[Eddie]

Like I don't even do my money, so it's just like I don't even. I want to have this conversation.

[Bobby Bones]

No, but you were arguing that you knew, but you knew.

[Amy]

How does he not do he.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but you can't do both. You can't say you know how it works and then come back with, well, I don't even do my money, so I don't know.

[Eddie]

You can't have both of know how it works.

[Geico Announcer]

We.

[Bobby Bones]

Earlier you're saying, I know what I need to do because I know and I know.

[Amy]

Thank you, Bobby. Cuz he just know what I'm being told. No, you. You said we have no money. I don't even do the money. I don't know what's going on.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm told what we have.

[Amy]

Maybe you're just being told we don't have money for that.

[Eddie]

Cuz maybe not.

[Amy]

Maybe.

[Eddie]

Maybe I'm being lied to.

[Amy]

Well, probably to keep you it.

[Eddie]

What is that

[Amy]

at bay.

[Bobby Bones]

A woman's arrested an airport after police discover 75 pounds of weed in her luggage.

[Eddie]

I saw that.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be scared to death. My butt would be so puckered they would know I was doing something wrong. Even if I was doing nothing wrong, I'd be walking so tight they'd be like, they're up to something. That guy in the glasses is up to something. That's how I would feel If I had 75 pounds of drugs and I was trying to smuggle it. I would not be good as a criminal. The 25 year old woman was arrested in Dallas Love after authorities discovered about 75 pounds of marijuana packed inside of her luggage. I mean, 75 pounds, like you got to put that on the scale and pay the extra for it. Yeah, the weed has got to go in front of someone and you have to go and put it on and weigh and pay. That's so heavy.

[Amy]

And like a drug dog will smell that from a mile away.

[Bobby Bones]

I would bet though, it's worked so many times and that's why you can continually go up to £75 because you would think that. Look at all the, the drugs.

[Mike]

Vacuum sealed.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Amy]

Oh, she had it inside three different luggages. So it didn't weigh 75.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, is that what it is? Oh, they don't say that.

[Amy]

Well, that's what it looks like in the photo.

[Bobby Bones]

It does look like that.

[Amy]

So it's 25 pounds per bag.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, that way you're dodging the over fee.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

To pay extra.

[Bobby Bones]

She was taken into custody before leaving the airport and now faces a second degree felony charge of possession of between 50 and 2,000 pounds of marijuana under Texas law.

[Amy]

Huh.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd be scared to death. Oh, you got to pay an overbag fee though. How about that?

[Eddie]

Have you ever seen Maria Full of Grace? It's an older movie, like maybe 90s. What? What?

[Amy]

I thought you were about to go black and white, but okay.

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no, no. It's like 90s or whatever. But it's about a lady from like I think Colombia who's gets paid to smuggle drugs in her body and during the flight her, one of them busts in her body so she's like going to die within the next like 30 minutes. It's crazy.

[Amy]

True story.

[Eddie]

I don't, I mean, I'm assuming based on true, true events because there is that smuggler.

[Amy]

There's a documentary about her, something like Cocaine Queen or something. And she revolutionized how it was done and would use women and built the cocaine into the brawls and then they would travel with it in their brawls.

[Eddie]

No, this one was in her body.

[Amy]

Oh gosh.

[Eddie]

And like they lost a lot of people like that because it Would explode. The rubber, whatever, plastic or whatever would disintegrate in their body and then the drugs will go right into their system.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys see the video? That 8 year old that was attacked by the beaver? Oh yes. It went viral at the river. Yeah. They're like sit on the side of the river and the beaver comes up. Crazy, crazy.

[Eddie]

That beaver was angry.

[Bobby Bones]

Rabid beaver. An 8 year old boy has been hospitalized after being attacked by a potentially rabid beaver in New Jersey on Sunday, May 3. Officials said the attack occurred around 6pm Captain Michael Blondin of the police department said that the young boy had been fishing on the lake shoreline when a beaver exited the lake and charged him. News 12 noted the boy had been bitten on his leg and the family friend fought off the animal. That's a wild video. And the videos from kind of far away.

[Eddie]

It is like from across the river.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

And it's almost like the beaver didn't want to stop fighting. Like just kept fighting and then eventually the guy, that family friend or whatever like push the beaver back in the river and then it float, it swam away.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you more scared of running out of money or dying?

[Eddie]

Running out of money for sure. I'm not scared of dying. I've never been scared of dying really. I mean I now there's a countdown

[Amy]

death clock as a bit

[Eddie]

like sometimes like you guys worry like flying or whatever. Sometimes I fly and I'm just like well this could be it.

[Amy]

Oh, I do that every fight and it's okay.

[Eddie]

It's okay with me.

[Bobby Bones]

It's that second part it. But it's okay with me because I always think this could be it too. But it's never okay with me.

[Amy]

Oh yeah. I mean I don't want it to be okay but I just have to accept, right. And then I'm like if I'm on the same flight as Bobby, I'm like well he's gonna get most of the attention.

[Bobby Bones]

That's about attention to you Riley.

[Eddie]

You're get the headline.

[Bobby Bones]

New research reveals that if there's one thing Americans worry about more than dying, it's outliving their savings. According to a survey from the alliance center for the future of retirement, 67% of people worry more about running out of money than death.

[Eddie]

Yeah, cuz death, like you know you're dead. What do you worry about? It's over. Like it's it money. You're going to have to live without money. That's going to be tough.

[Bobby Bones]

You get to live though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's Just what's your life going to be like?

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe a lot. Like now. One foot in front of the other.

[Eddie]

Just one day at a time.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, I think that's it. Anything this weekend?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Mother's Day.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, Mother's Day. I. And I have. It's my weekend with my kid weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

So was that scheduled to be a Mother's Day weekend?

[Amy]

No, just worked out that way. But they would be with me no matter what. Like, we would if it was. If they were to be with their dad, then he would make sure they would be with me if that's what I wanted. H. Could he. What if I was like, no, I'm good.

[Eddie]

If it was bad between you two, could he purposely be like, no.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. I bet there's people that do that. Yeah, he. He wouldn't. I think even if it were bad, that is not his thing. But I bet there's people out there this weekend that are actually dealing with that, which is really sad.

[Eddie]

That is sad.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or vice versa. Like, the women are like, you're not happy Father's Day. I'm taking the kids.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't know. So that's me. Just. What? Whatever. I don't know what Stevenson's going to want to do. See?

[Bobby Bones]

Good catching your papers there.

[Amy]

I caught my whole computer and he dropped everything.

[Bobby Bones]

She caught it mid sentence.

[Amy]

What about you?

[Bobby Bones]

Mother's Day Sunday? I'm pretty covered there. That's pretty much it. I'm tired. I got some stuff.

[Geico Announcer]

I got.

[Bobby Bones]

I have a very full day today up until, like, 5pm tomorrow. We left open in case Arkansas is playing softball. They're not. So no real plans tomorrow. I have a wedding tomorrow.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's big. That's a big deal.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm telling you. Looking, it's just my schedule, so my brain's fried because I work. And as soon as I go home, it's, like, dedicated to something else, which is the baby. So. Yeah, that. And then Sunday's Mother's Day. Yeah, that's it. So. All right, you guys have a great day. Have a good weekend, and we will see you here Monday, hopefully. All right, bye, everybody.

[Amy]

Mom, can I have Lingokids? Dad, Lingokids, please.

[Eddie]

When did we become the Lingokids house?

[Amy]

No idea. Last week it was dying dinosaurs.

[Morgan]

This week it's Lingokids.

[Eddie]

Why Lingokids?

[Amy]

Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts, wild animals, and superheroes.

[Bobby Bones]

With more than 4,000 interactive games, songs, and shows, LingoKids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids.

[Amy]

So no dinosaurs. And dinosaurs, lingokids.

[Eddie]

Everything kids love, download it for free.

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[Geico Gecko]

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[Bobby Bones]

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