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Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bone Show. They're supposed to release some UFO videos today, like the first part of whatever disclosure was. And I haven't been able to keep up with it as much from the AP. The Pentagon has begun releasing new files on UFOs saying members of public can draw their own conclusions on unidentified anomalous phenomena. I'm going to tell you it's probably going to be so little, but I've not been able to dig in. If anybody sees anything cool, let me know as we do this. But that was supposed to be this morning. Okay, not you. I need you to pay attention.
Eddie
Oh, I saw a graphic on like some posts where they showed UFO sightings and like it had the whole world and all the UFO sightings were in America. Like, like 99 of them.
Amy
Wait, really?
Eddie
And then it's on the bottom. Aliens love America.
Bobby Bones
That's funny.
Amy
That. Is that. Was that real?
Eddie
I don't know.
Bobby Bones
Did you see it too?
Mike
I've seen those studies.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's funny.
Amy
Well, my. When my cousin had an encounter with them, she was in another country.
Bobby Bones
So maybe they're just starting to travel abroad.
Eddie
They start in America, then they go somewhere else.
Bobby Bones
Dude, that's hilarious. I did see too where Bonnie Tyler is. Was put into a coma after an emergency surgery. She's saying I turn around every now and then I get a little bit. Because that's a total eclipse of the heart, right? Totally total eclipse of the heart. The total eclipse of the heart singer's manager tells tmz. We know that you all wish her well and ask for privacy at this difficult time. We will issue a further statement. We're able to. There was an emergency surgery that she had to undergo. She suffered from intestinal perforation. She's into this coma now, so hope she is able to get out of that. So I saw that this morning that we didn't talk about yet. So there you go. Other breaking news. Eddie said he whistled yesterday for the first time ever in his whole life.
Eddie
Ever.
Amy
Ever.
Eddie
Yeah, but then I tried it again this morning. I'm like I can't do it again.
Bobby Bones
Give it a run. You're doing a weird thing to your mouth.
Eddie
What do you mean? You make the circle, right?
Bobby Bones
You're making a really big. I don't know, it looks like you're doing super kiss or could never whistle. Doing super kiss mouth.
Eddie
Okay, so not so much.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's not just the lips though.
Amy
Yeah, lessen the lips.
Eddie
Like my son's the one that kind of told me what to do and because you guys have told me before, like, oh, put your tongue up or whatever. Like he said, no, put your tongue, the tip of your tongue in the back of your bottom teeth.
Bobby Bones
I can whistle two different ways and only medium. Both ways. But there's two ways. One at higher pitch with. With the tongue. The top of the mouth.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what you told me.
Bobby Bones
And there's the one that's my tongue in the back of my throat.
Eddie
Oh, that's awesome. But can you. Can you whistle a tune? Like, I'm so jealous of the people that can do like.
Bobby Bones
Not wonderfully, but I mean, sure.
Amy
He could do like a bird. Like.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, some people really. It's like an instrument.
Eddie
Yeah. They can do like sitting on the dock of the bay.
Bobby Bones
Like so let me try it. I'm not a good whistler, but see if you could make managed here. Sitting on the dock of the bay, It's hard because all the. The air goes into the microphone.
Amy
I think I hear it, cuz I knew it. Yeah,
Eddie
yeah, you're doing it.
Bobby Bones
It's weak. It's weak. But yeah, so I can.
Eddie
How are you changing the notes?
Bobby Bones
It's got to be like a trumpet that, you know, it blocks out certain parts of the air. Your tongues. I. Dude, I don't know.
Eddie
That's pretty good of a whistle. Like my brother can do just any tune. You whistle it.
Bobby Bones
I saw a guy doing the national anthem whistling it the other day at a ball game.
Eddie
Really?
Bobby Bones
It's really good.
Mike
I think he has like the world
Bobby Bones
whistling hall of fame. He's. There's a whistling hall of fame and he's like the whistling hall of fame. Jonathan Whistler.
Mike
He would do like little whistle runs.
Bobby Bones
It was awesome. You see Ronald McDonald singing yesterday?
Mike
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
The national anthem.
Eddie
Is he supposed to sing?
Bobby Bones
Well, so they said, you'll never guess who's singing the national anthem. It was a video that went viral. I believe it was a major league baseball game. And they start. They showed the jumbotron at first of the people and it's, you know, for the land of the free. And it goes down and it's full Ronald McDonald hair. I mean, he's the McDonald's guy. And the home of the. And you're just like, oh. And everybody's like this crazy.
Eddie
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
So, yeah, that was yesterday, too.
Eddie
Because he doesn't talk, right?
Bobby Bones
No, yeah, yeah, he talks.
Amy
Oh, really?
Bobby Bones
I've seen him talk in commercials.
Amy
Oh, man, that was more of a mime.
Eddie
I thought so, too.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you're just thinking of him in still images.
Amy
That could be possible, but they had pictures.
Bobby Bones
The McDonald's universe was before the Marvel Universe blew up. Yeah. Like, There was Ronald McDonald. There was Hamburglar, There was Grimace.
Eddie
He's the purple one.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Then who else?
Bobby Bones
I. I ran out.
Eddie
I can't remember anyone else that was in that group. The Hamburglar. Go rabble, Rabble.
Bobby Bones
Who else was in that universe?
Mike
Birdie, the early bird. The girl bird. You remember?
Bobby Bones
It just sounds like they're all Sesame street knockoffs.
Mike
Remember this one?
Bobby Bones
I do remember that one. Is there anybody else in that universe?
Mike
I mean, there's a whole. I don't recognize any of the other
Bobby Bones
ones, but there are a lot of them. Right.
Mike
A pirate in there. These little kind of Pac man looking characters.
Eddie
They kind of gave up on all that, didn't they?
Bobby Bones
Well, if I'm guessing, I would think that's late 70s, early 80s, and it had a good run, and then it kind of died before we were able to, like, really invest ourselves. Ronald stuck.
Eddie
Sure. And a few years ago, they had the Grimace shake.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
Remember that?
Bobby Bones
Like, what year did Ronald McDonald in that universe start? I would guess 79. Straight guess.
Mike
1963.
Bobby Bones
Oh, crap. Even before that.
Eddie
I didn't even know they were that old. I guess McDonald's. What? It's the 50s.
Bobby Bones
He doesn't look a day older.
Eddie
Ronald looks great.
Bobby Bones
Skyless skin, perfect.
Geico Announcer
Wow.
Bobby Bones
60s, huh? Yeah, they had their whole universe and. Yeah, I think there were even, like, Saturday morning cartoons or a cartoon with them. They were so big for a while.
Mike
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And if not Saturday morning, because I know that started in, like, the 80s or 90s, like, there was a Ronald McDonald and Friends cartoon, man.
Eddie
You know, Saturday mornings is. This is not a thing. Like, Saturday morning cartoons. Not a thing.
Bobby Bones
But it hasn't been in a decade.
Eddie
I know.
Amy
Or longer.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah. It's just weird to me that, like,
Amy
they can get whatever they want whenever they.
Eddie
Whenever.
Bobby Bones
Hey, guys. The funny pages in the newspaper.
Amy
Not a thing.
Bobby Bones
Not a.
Eddie
But, man, it was so cool to wake up so early on Saturday Mornings and watch nothing but cartoons. Cuz that's all that was on.
Amy
I could go get my candy bowl and watch Saved by the Bell.
Bobby Bones
Your candy bowl?
Amy
Yeah, because remember, my mom only let me have candy on Saturdays. But I could have as much as I wanted.
Eddie
That's dangerous.
Bobby Bones
One day a week though.
Eddie
So dangerous.
Amy
It was terrible. I don't know, some dentist told her about it and then it was hidden away all week. But Saturday morning I could just get the bowl, go at it.
Bobby Bones
The candy I like more now that I never liked as a kid were those strawberries that you. They're hard candy and they turn into gel. Gelatin in the Middle East.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
The wrapper looks like a strawberry.
Bobby Bones
Those are legend. We were in an Uber in Austin and the guy had some and I never wanted to turn away free candies. And so I had a couple. Really enjoyed them.
Geico Announcer
Yeah, they're good.
Bobby Bones
So I know I'm getting older. I'm really enjoying the strawberry candies.
Amy
Yeah. But those have always been good.
Bobby Bones
I'd never liked them.
Amy
Oh really?
Bobby Bones
They were too hard candy. Old persony for me when I was a kid.
Amy
Huh. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Big chocolate guy. Never really a hard candy guy. Never really a Werther's Original guy until I got older. Love them now. And I would have them as on my rider at shows. Just be a bag of Werther's Original with everything. And then listeners would bring them to me. Super nice. But I'd basically do you OD on Werther's on Friday or Saturday nights.
Amy
My grandparents had a candy closet and they had a lot of Werther's Originals and like Snickers and stuff. But they smoked all day long. Grandpa cigars, grandma cigarettes. And so now sometimes when I have a Werther's Original, it's like smell it. I'm reminded of like the cigarette taste because all their candy also had this hint of sick.
Eddie
Oh, wow. Smoky candy.
Amy
It was like candy cloth.
Bobby Bones
She had menthol Werther's.
Amy
Yeah. No, my grandma didn't do menthols.
Eddie
But how long did they live?
Amy
My grandma, I'm pretty sure died in her late 60s maybe. But that was from other. I mean, I don't know the ailment. Like my grandpa had a heart attack. He was my step grandpa, but I don't know. They're my original grandpa. Heart attack. Never knew him. And then step grandpa. But I. Yeah. So I get curious too because you talk about your end of life clock and like 72. My mom was 65 and my grandma was somewhere in her 60s. My dad was 79. So it's like, am I in between? Am I going to make it to the between then? Well, you know, I hope I outlive both of them because I live very differently than they did, but.
Bobby Bones
Oh, crap. My mom was 46. Oh, boy.
Amy
Yeah, but you don't go.
Bobby Bones
I could go any minute, you know, Right.
Amy
This isn't funny. You don't have addiction. You're not. Well, you're not on drugs or alcohol. You might have other addictions, but, like,
Bobby Bones
that makes you sound like I'm really.
Eddie
Yeah, you're like.
Bobby Bones
Like winking at the camera, like he's got other stuff.
Eddie
Either that or gambling.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I don't. I don't have it.
Amy
Oh, no, you're clean.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yeah. Dang, right.
Amy
No, I meant like, you know, you get other addictions.
Bobby Bones
There's a weird way to set that up. What's wrong with you?
Amy
What's wrong with you?
Bobby Bones
Nothing's wrong with me. I work too much. Okay.
Eddie
There's the addiction.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but you.
Amy
Are you addicted to work?
Bobby Bones
No, but you let you. I mean, you made it sound like
Amy
you got other stuff, but you know what I mean?
Bobby Bones
Because you would go down.
Amy
You have to be careful with it. Like. Like I'm saying you're not addicted, but that's because you have awareness. But sometimes you'll be like, all I can eat is a Subway sandwich.
Bobby Bones
The point is, if you were to go biggest addiction, like, listing them down, you'd probably go drugs, alcohol, one,
Amy
porn.
Bobby Bones
I don't know if that's too poor. You think so?
Amy
Or more murder. I mean, where's.
Eddie
Where cigarettes. That's got to be on there, right?
Bobby Bones
I would put that in the drug alcohol category.
Amy
Oh, it is.
Caller 1
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I would put that in that. Like the.
Amy
But it's legal.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so it's weed, but weeds. I don't even know that you can. Addicted to weeds. You can the same way you didn't let me finish.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, not.
Eddie
Not chemically, but I don't know.
Amy
Weed these days is different. I've been learning a little bit about this, and weed these days a little different. And they end up in this, like. Oh, what's it called? Like a. Not hypnosis, Not Maybe psychosis. What's the word? There's like a cannabis induced psychosis that can last for months.
Bobby Bones
That sounds great.
Amy
Isn't that crazy? It's happening to a lot of teens.
Mike
I found a top 10, if you want to guess them.
Amy
I do.
Bobby Bones
I'm saying, like, Nicotine though, is way more addictive than anything that weed has. Okay, so but I would put all that in. I'd put. Cuz alcohol is legal.
Amy
Yeah, it's very bad.
Eddie
How does this list break it up, Mike? Is it like alcohol, drugs in one?
Mike
They're separate.
Bobby Bones
So drugs and alcohol are different.
Mike
Different drugs are separate.
Amy
Oh, cocaine, heroin, fentanyl.
Bobby Bones
Got it, got it, got it. Oh, that's a harder list.
Amy
Meth.
Bobby Bones
How many of the top 10, how many of them are specific drugs?
Mike
All five.
Bobby Bones
Five of the top 10.
Mike
Yep.
Eddie
The five major drugs.
Mike
And then the bottom five, there's one more drug and then other things.
Bobby Bones
Okay. The most addictive drug is heroin.
Mike
Not on the list.
Bobby Bones
What is that? Because maybe more people don't do it. Yeah, I think that type thing.
Mike
The most common addictions.
Bobby Bones
Got it, got it, got it. Okay, so it's going to be. And alcohol is not a drug, huh?
Mike
No, it's on there.
Bobby Bones
Oh, alcohol's got to be number one.
Mike
Alcohol is number one.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I thought it's broken down into like scotch.
Eddie
Yeah. Rum, vodka.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so alcohol is one, cigarettes is two.
Mike
Nicotine is number two.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Okay. At three, I'm going. Because if it's what people are actually doing, man, I would probably go gambling. But I don't think he said it's all drugs.
Amy
Oh, it's cocaine. Right.
Geico Announcer
Probably.
Bobby Bones
And then that may be more ubiquitous than I'm used to. That. I don't, it's every.
Amy
I don't find ubiquitous.
Bobby Bones
Something's everywhere. People act like it's everywhere. I've never seen it.
Amy
I've never seen it either. But I. I was with my. In Austin. I hung out with my best friend from high school, Scott, a little bit. And I was like, scott, I've never even seen it. And he admits openly. He's sober now, but he admits to doing it. He's like, man, it's one of the best. Like, he's like, that's the one I miss. Cause it's so good. But he's like, and you've definitely been.
Bobby Bones
Makes me want to do it right now.
Amy
I know. But he's. No, he would never. He would never advise. He loves his sobriety. But he would say. He's like, amy, you've been around it. You just didn't know it.
Eddie
Yeah, I would have done it.
Amy
Because he's like, I know I've done it when you've been around, but I just didn't see it. And I was like, well, thank you for sparing me of that. Cause I didn't want to see it.
Bobby Bones
I would go pills to three.
Amy
Pills.
Eddie
Prescription drugs.
Mike
Oh, I think it's pills specifically. I think I would count it.
Bobby Bones
You wouldn't count it?
Mike
No.
Amy
Oh, oh, oh. Opioids.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, that's what I would say.
Mike
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. To me, that's. That's the pill addiction where I'm from. It's opioid. Can I have that?
Eddie
Yes.
Mike
Number four.
Bobby Bones
I'm not. That's a four. So it's not three. We haven't got three yet.
Amy
No, we haven't gotten three.
Bobby Bones
It could be cocaine, but I don't know if I want to jump a cocaine yet.
Amy
Okay, meth. What about meth?
Eddie
Ooh, meth's gotta be crack. Isn't that the same thing?
Bobby Bones
No, no, no.
Eddie
They'll say crack cocaine.
Bobby Bones
Yes, different. There's different versions of coke.
Amy
Yeah, you. It's on a spoon.
Bobby Bones
Crack is cooked like a. Yeah, I don't know.
Eddie
I don't know about that.
Amy
There's fire.
Bobby Bones
Dirty, dirtier cracks. Way dirtier syringes. You can shoot up. You can shoot it. You can probably shoot up anything, really, in a way. No, not weed. You got me there. I don't know if you can. I don't know that.
Mike
Maybe THC.
Eddie
Oh, maybe. Or 3B. It's gotta be coke.
Bobby Bones
Okay, we're gonna. Cocaine.
Mike
Cocaine is at number five.
Amy
Oh, my gosh, guys.
Bobby Bones
Three.
Amy
We don't know. Oh. Have we said fentanyl?
Eddie
That's too new.
Amy
I think it's everywhere.
Eddie
I know.
Amy
In everything.
Eddie
But I feel like meth has been around for a long time.
Amy
Bobby, you know about meth?
Bobby Bones
I know a lot about meth. I know about the cheap meth, the kind you make in a camper, unfortunately.
Eddie
You know a lot about that.
Bobby Bones
Do you think it's fortunate? You think I was.
Eddie
Well, it's not like you did a lot of research. Like, I just know a lot about.
Amy
Could it be something like.
Bobby Bones
I've seen it cook 90 different ways. Never. Probably never the same twice.
Amy
Sudafed.
Bobby Bones
But Sudafed is something that has. In Sudafed as something that you can use to make meth, like an ingredient.
Amy
So we're looking for number four.
Bobby Bones
Three, right?
Mike
Three.
Amy
Three, yeah.
Mike
Alcohol at one, nicotine at two, opioids at four, cocaine at five.
Eddie
And it's a drug. Three is a drug, Mike.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Guys, it's gotta be meth.
Amy
My drug knowledge.
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's go with meth.
Mike
Meth is at 6.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. Okay. It's gotta be F. Excuse me. Fentanyl. Is it ph or F? No. Okay.
Bobby Bones
Is it. Is it fentanyl?
Mike
It's not fentanyl.
Bobby Bones
What?
Mike
Not on the list, guys.
Eddie
Too new. Too new.
Amy
We're out of drugs, which is good that we don't know more.
Eddie
What about crack? He says different.
Amy
We did.
Eddie
Let's go.
Bobby Bones
Crack. I wonder if it could be a different kind of pill, though, like.
Amy
Oh, Xanax.
Bobby Bones
Like abusing a prescription drug is what I would think.
Eddie
What?
Mike
It's a little more obvious than y' all are thinking.
Amy
Xanax.
Bobby Bones
Oh, that's what I was saying. Like prescription drug, but he's saying it's more obvious.
Eddie
We didn't say weed. We haven't said weed.
Amy
Oh, more obviously it's weed.
Eddie
Oh, my God. We haven't said marijuana.
Amy
See? Cannabis induced psychosis. I told y'. All.
Bobby Bones
So we got all top six.
Mike
Yep.
Bobby Bones
Is gambling. Seven.
Mike
Gambling is seven.
Bobby Bones
Is porn sex. Eight.
Mike
That's at 10.
Amy
That's at 10.
Bobby Bones
So it's eight and nine is.
Amy
That's just people. Not work to admit.
Mike
No.
Eddie
Addicted to work.
Mike
I would say 8 and 9 could not always be harmful.
Eddie
What about TV?
Bobby Bones
Oh, massages.
Amy
Oh. Oh, social media. Online?
Mike
Internet.
Geico Announcer
Good one.
Bobby Bones
Awesome.
Amy
I contributed. I was actively involved in.
Mike
Yeah, you have Internet and gaming and that way.
Bobby Bones
There's one more.
Mike
Yep.
Eddie
Oh, gaming for sure. Dude, I've fallen down that hole. Addiction. Gambling.
Amy
You're addicted to love.
Mike
Not love, Robert.
Bobby Bones
Might as well face it.
Eddie
You're addicted to love.
Bobby Bones
I don't think. I know.
Eddie
Addicted to.
Bobby Bones
Do you have a final guess?
Amy
Shopping.
Eddie
Ah, that's so good.
Mike
Not shopping.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That's a good guess, though, Eddie.
Eddie
Really good.
Bobby Bones
Final guess.
Eddie
Ah, tv.
Bobby Bones
Tv.
Caller 2
No.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. Final guess.
Geico Announcer
Oh, man. Cheating.
Mike
No, not cheating.
Amy
Lying.
Bobby Bones
Amazon. No.
Morgan
I have an idea.
Bobby Bones
Morgan.
Morgan
Caffeine.
Mike
Close.
Bobby Bones
Ooh.
Amy
Red Bull.
Mike
No.
Bobby Bones
Monster.
Amy
Aspartame. Diet Coke.
Eddie
Hold on.
Amy
Wait. Close to.
Bobby Bones
Oh.
Eddie
So is it just coffee or. Coffee.
Amy
Oh, sugar.
Bobby Bones
Sugar.
Mike
Closer. You're in, like, the category of soft
Amy
paprika tacos.
Mike
What are those things?
Eddie
Oh, food.
Mike
Food.
Eddie
Food addiction. We're idiots.
Bobby Bones
That's a fun list.
Amy
Hey, sorry to anybody out there struggling.
Eddie
No. Hey, just maybe you didn't know. It's a real addiction.
Amy
Well, I know, but that we know you have people listening right now that are like, yeah, well, you made them
Bobby Bones
think I was watching porn before I started.
Amy
No, I didn't.
Eddie
No, I didn't.
Amy
He did not.
Bobby Bones
She made it sound like I was watching it right now as I'm doing this.
Amy
That's not True. That's not true. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Eddie
I was like, dang, I thought I knew my friend.
Amy
Whatever. Not what I meant. It never even crossed my mind.
Bobby Bones
No, it was the presentation of it. Okay, let's go around the room.
Eddie
Amy.
Amy
Oh, speaking of fentanyl and cocaine, what's
Bobby Bones
the deal with fentanyl?
Amy
This is actually sad, but a Florida school teacher has been arrested after he was found. Allegedly. But he was carrying cocaine and fentanyl in his backpack. Thankfully he wasn't. They don't. I. They don't know yet if he was handing it out to any of the kids, but he was found in his room using some of the drugs. No students were present, but he has been fired.
Bobby Bones
I would imagine if he's using it, he's not passing it out.
Amy
And he's like, actually like, this is his mug shot, which looks kind of sad. But I bet on a good day, all the kids, he's a hot teacher.
Bobby Bones
Young, good looking guy, good head of hair.
Amy
Yeah, yeah. Like they probably like, oh, I can't wait to go to Mr. That's like.
Bobby Bones
That's what you think?
Eddie
Because I didn't think that.
Amy
I mean, talking class. But anyway, it's just. He's 44 year old high school teacher and you think. Yeah, teachers are just like normal people that can also get.
Geico Announcer
Yeah.
Eddie
Have hard things going on.
Bobby Bones
Well, drugs. I. I just. Only from what you've said, I would not guess he's passing out drugs to kids.
Amy
No, thank goodness. I mean, it was in his backpack. It seemed to be for him. And as of last night, he made bail and was released. So hopefully maybe this will be his rock bottom and he can get the help that he needs.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox, what do you have?
Geico Announcer
Yeah, there's a social media trend. I don't really understand it, but teens are gathering in the bunches and they put stuff over their face and they are running into Scientology buildings trying to see how far they can get. And the winner is whoever gets the deepest into the Scientology.
Bobby Bones
I watched one, they got really far back. Have you seen them?
Mike
Those two dudes?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, how far can we get? And they just take off.
Mike
They're pretty athletic.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like they dodging people running, jumping over
Eddie
barriers before security gets them.
Bobby Bones
Well, the security chasing them. Yeah. So it reminds me of a streaker, like in a football field. Whenever everybody's trying to catch them and they're cut, it's that. But in a build in the Scientology building.
Amy
It's called Scientology speed running.
Bobby Bones
That's pretty funny.
Amy
It is funny, but until someone gets hurt.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
So do all Scientology buildings have security?
Bobby Bones
Yes, I would think so. Especially in major cities. They have a lot of money, and churches can just take all the money and not. They're not taxed. They can hide tons of money.
Amy
Yeah, they can.
Bobby Bones
No, I mean, tons.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
Now there's some church in Dallas, I think. I don't know. I started following some accountants. This guy, he's a. He's a Christian, but he's exposing a lot of the abuse and misuse of funds in churches, especially the mega ones. And he goes. Shows up to the churches and starts calling stuff out to the congregation of, like, do you know where your tithe is going? Like, do you understand what's happening here? And, like, how they spend their money? And he has all these videos of. It's crazy to me because some of this stuff just seems so. 80s and 90s and televangelists, but it still happens in 2020, where they're praying for $15 million, but not to build homes for the need. Those that need it.
Eddie
Or what do they say?
Amy
Oh, you know, planes. They're honest about it.
Eddie
Oh, they're honest about it.
Amy
They're gonna bless us with, like, a plane. And it's like, wait, what? Like, you're really sitting there and being like, okay, let me get out my checkbook. And I say checkbook because they are older. Like, the congregation is full of older, wealthy people. Just like, what? It's crazy.
Bobby Bones
I'll take a plane.
Eddie
It's not for you, though.
Bobby Bones
No, I'm saying if anyone's writing me a check for some planes, I'd love to have one. I'm not even gonna lie about it. I just need to go places.
Eddie
That's what they're doing too. They're not lying about it.
Bobby Bones
No. But they're saying it's for God.
Eddie
So is that what they're saying?
Amy
Yeah, yeah, of course. It's a gift.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Amy
From the Lord has already blessed them with.
Eddie
For the leader.
Amy
Yeah. And look. And then they say, look at what the Lord has already blessed us with, and you too, shall prosper. Like, you help get the church a plane, it's tenfold back to you in your home with, like, whatever, you know? And then. I don't know. It's just really, really, really. Just gives. It just gives Christians a bad name. Just gives faith a bad name.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I agree. Some of that definitely does. Righteous Gemstones is funny.
Eddie
So funny.
Bobby Bones
Because it makes fun of that culture.
Amy
It is hilarious.
Bobby Bones
That trend Is funny. I have watched many of those videos. Some of them don't get very far, but they still put them up.
Amy
And it's happening in every city.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no. I don't know if every city. I'm saying in every city, every big city, they probably have security at Scientology buildings.
Amy
No, but I mean, these kids across the country are just like.
Bobby Bones
I mean, it's a tick tock trend. I don't think they. They have rules. Every city doesn't have to check in with one. All right, Cleveland's in. We got ours. Eddie.
Eddie
Yeah. So I'm not a big planner when it comes to traveling, but this is. I read this and I'm like, I hope people plan for this. So Royal Caribbean is. So one of the destinations is the Bahamas, right? So on May 12, they go to the Bahamas, but on May 12, the law in the Bahamas is no alcohol can be served or sold.
Bobby Bones
And so on that one day.
Eddie
On that one day, because it's an election day. And so Royal Caribbean's like, if you're on our boat and we land in the Bahamas on May 12, like, you're not going to be able to drink.
Bobby Bones
Heads up.
Eddie
And some of the other cruisers are like, you just stay on the boat and drink. We're not going to follow that rule. But Royal Caribbean saying, like, heads up, this is a deal. I would be so, like, upset. You know, I'm like, we're finally going on a cruise and then we get to the Bahamas and you're like, wait, what? The whole day we can't drink.
Amy
So Royal Caribbean's not even serving it on the boat at the dock as it's docked.
Eddie
Yeah, you can't. Like, it's part of the.
Amy
But you said other cruises are. They're just.
Eddie
Other crews are saying, like, we don't care. We're going to do it anyway.
Amy
You just float out a little further and you probably could even get on the dock.
Bobby Bones
It's probably like a deal they've made with the local government.
Amy
Yeah, but he's saying they're not.
Eddie
Royal Caribbean's the one saying we will do.
Bobby Bones
I know that's probably a deal they've made with the local government. Like, we're going to abide by your.
Amy
Oh, we're going to honor.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
And they say even though it's close, it's election day.
Eddie
But this I know, because they're all Americans. Right?
Amy
Like, right.
Eddie
It doesn't matter. The law in the Bahamas is no. No sales of alcohol.
Bobby Bones
Wonder if they've had like an Influx of drunk people voting. And that's why they made the. The law. People just show up at the poll. Oh, I'm here to vote for president. I don't know, John. We got to change this law. Drunk people just showing up to vote.
Eddie
Yeah, they say.
Amy
Or not showing up.
Eddie
Yes, they say they just want people in their right mind when they make a decision to vote.
Amy
That's. Yeah.
Morgan
Morgan, there is some small town drama in Georgia over the mayor. Has anybody seen anything about this?
Amy
It's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Give it to us.
Morgan
So this mayor has decided to let go of its entire police force of 10 employees because they were being mean to his wife. So his wife used to be the. Like this. This is a town of a thousand people. And his wife used to be the town clerk. And she had gotten fired because of a hostile work environment. But then the mayor came out with her and was like, we've resolved the dispute through open dialogue and good faith mediation. And then a week later, he fired all of the cops.
Amy
It's a good time to commit a crime, huh?
Eddie
Yeah. No cops.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but you'd have to know all the cops were being fired.
Amy
They know now.
Bobby Bones
They probably don't put that in the paper. All cops are fired.
Amy
Does he have them replaced by the time?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. I was reading some UFO stuff when she was talking for the most, I'll be honest, it just popped up. So I kind of was.
Amy
Oh, well, in a nutshell, a mayor siding with his wife and then let go of his entire law enforcement because
Eddie
his wife got fired. She was a clerk.
Bobby Bones
This is recent.
Amy
Yeah, yeah, it just happened last year.
Bobby Bones
They just popped up on TMZ that said they had evaluated some of the UFO files.
Mike
So.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, finish your story. I'm sorry. I was counting on you guys to get me through that.
Eddie
We got you, man. We got you.
Amy
We're done.
Bobby Bones
That's all story?
Amy
I think so. Right, Morgan? Yeah.
Morgan
The mayor did blame some inappropriate comments made on Facebook by the officers also for their firing. So there's just a lot of drama going around with the small town. There's a thousand people in it.
Eddie
And the officers, are they still copless or like have they hired.
Morgan
Do you know they said that the county sheriff office is taking over policing for their town at the moment.
Bobby Bones
So there are still cops in this county now in the city.
Eddie
That's good.
Bobby Bones
This happens on national levels, too. You don't think they're firing people for. There's corruption everywhere.
Eddie
Yeah, but the whole force.
Bobby Bones
No, but I'm saying you don't think this is happening in D.C. too, where they're just firing. They don't get along. Yes. Yes.
Amy
What's going on with the. Listen, I've tried my hardest.
Bobby Bones
Don't do it.
Amy
It's not even political. It's a question.
Bobby Bones
Don't do it.
Amy
I didn't.
Eddie
Is it a question?
Amy
We can do it. And I'm having to come up with some random teacher in Florida that had fentanyl.
Eddie
Amy, your story was great.
Bobby Bones
It's not random. I have, like, a hundred stories. It's not that hard to find a story that's interesting to talk about.
Amy
No, but this is interesting. And it's just a question.
Bobby Bones
Go ahead.
Amy
Okay. What are these? The. The people. I'm just trying to say it. The Judiciary Committee, the Senate Judiciary Committee meeting, where they're interviewing the people that are up to be. What is it? Supreme Court or judges or whatever, and none of them are willing to acknowledge the 22nd Amendment.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's a weird thing.
Amy
It's weird, right?
Bobby Bones
Weird. Yeah.
Amy
But, like, what's up? Like, what. What are. What's going on? What are.
Bobby Bones
They won't get approved.
Amy
Yeah. Okay.
Bobby Bones
If you don't say. If you say that Trump can't have a third term, you will not get approved, basically. So they just say, yeah, but, like, to evaluate the Constitution. But the Constitution says, no president, doesn't matter who it is. They can't have a third.
Amy
I know. So, like, why not? Just. And then one of the guys was like, I'm not that familiar. I work in this sector, so I'm not that familiar with the 22nd Amendment. And then the senator's like, well, let me remind you. And then he looks at. It's almost like they're talking to children. So then the senator's up there, and he's like, do any of you up here that are up for this, Any of you, can you tell me the 22nd Amendment? And one's like, well, I believe it says that a president can only run for two terms, and then that's it. And then they're like, so you're not willing to say that this is an actual thing that we can enforce? And they're like, well, I agree with my colleague and what he just said of that. I need to do more research into what the 22nd Amendment actually says. And it's like, what? I feel. It just feels cuckoo.
Bobby Bones
It is cuckoo.
Amy
And. But I. I know this is, like, conspiracy, but I'm like, either. I guess they want the appointment, but do you want the appointment? And you're like, you're perceived by the world as being an idiot. Or like, do they have something on these people and they like. Or just go up there, say. Say this. Say what we want you to say, or we're gonna tell the world that, you know.
Bobby Bones
No, they want the appointment. And they're not worried about the idiot thing because we don't think about anybody longer than they're in the news cycle.
Amy
I've been thinking about those boys for days.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but they'll get appointed. They will. Oh, sure they will. And then after they're appointed, you never think about it again because they're not on the news. You just do your job.
Amy
But you know what? I hear them getting appointed. They're just like A. Each one of them is just a
Bobby Bones
little B. Yeah, but then they're a judge for life. And why do they care?
Amy
Integrity.
Bobby Bones
That's not a thing.
Amy
I thought for one of the highest honors like that.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's not the Supreme Court.
Amy
Which. Okay, well, which one was.
Bobby Bones
They're being appointed.
Eddie
Yes.
Amy
Well, whatever. If.
Bobby Bones
Have you seen any?
Eddie
Yeah, I don't think so. I've seen any of that.
Amy
Okay, well.
Eddie
And I'll be honest, I didn't know what the 22nd amendment was, so. Thank you. Well, now I know.
Bobby Bones
Boom. Yeah, Bones.
Amy
Mom, can I have Lingo Kids? That's Lingo Kids, please.
Eddie
When did we become the Lingo Kids house?
Amy
No idea. Last week it was dinosaurs.
Morgan
This week it's Lingokids.
Eddie
Why Lingokids?
Amy
Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts, wild animals and superheroes.
Bobby Bones
With more than 4,000 interactive games, songs and shows, LingoKids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids.
Amy
So no dinosaurs and dinosaurs. Lingokids.
Eddie
Everything kids love, download it for free.
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Bobby Bones
Let's do some voicemails. Here we go. Number one.
Caller 1
I'm listening. You guys talk about Mother's Day. And I wanted to tell you about my worst Mother's Day. It was my first Mother's Day and my husband took me to dinner with his mom. And then after that, he went and got a massage, left me home with our child. We are divorced now, so thought I'd start that off and see if anyone else had some bad stories.
Bobby Bones
Now that sucks. However, he was celebrating Mother's Day. Her husband,
Amy
just not in a.
Bobby Bones
No, he celebrated with his mom and her.
Eddie
They both. They both moms.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but it's. My husband took me to dinner with his mom, so. And then he was doubling up like, that's a celebrator.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, he was definitely doing that. But then. What's up with the massage?
Bobby Bones
He wanted to be more relaxed for her Later.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, no, it sounds kind of rotten, but to be fair, he was double, double celebrating.
Caller 2
Number two talked about the lady who had the babies on the way from Atlanta to Portland. How do they determine where the child was born? Like, whatever state they were over? Portland, Oregon. Because that's where they landed. Just a question.
Bobby Bones
Don't know the for sure answer, but I would bet it's either where you took off from or where you land. It's one of those options. I don't think they go, hey, pull up Google Maps and see what we're over right now. And that'll be the state. I think it's. If I were guessing, you could even say which one you're closest to, but probably where you took off from, possibly where you land.
Amy
You don't say 30,000ft.
Bobby Bones
Or.
Eddie
Or that would be cool.
Bobby Bones
Or what you're over. So would you look that up, Mike, and let me know?
Mike
Several different answers. Some say it could be wherever you were. Over. And then some say it could be where you land.
Bobby Bones
I'd bet it's where you land.
Eddie
I would think so.
Amy
Because what if you land in another country?
Bobby Bones
That's.
Eddie
Then you're. Oh, dual citizenship.
Amy
Yeah, that be cool.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's a wrinkle I wasn't thinking about. Oh, number three.
Caller 2
Eddie, bro, you're the reason I'm calling for the first time in 15 years. I'm 32 years old. I had a score of 191. Guess what I got. TRT. My score is up in the nine hundreds. I see colors differently. I'm sleeping better than I ever have in my entire life. It's just natural, man. Like, some people get low t early in life, some people get low t later. Bro. Do it. You'll be better than everyone in that studio, I promise. I love you guys.
Bobby Bones
Listen to the voice on that guy, too. That is a testosterone filled voice.
Eddie
Yeah, deep voice.
Amy
Wait, how old did he say he was?
Bobby Bones
32.
Amy
Wait, didn't you say, Bobby, you were? Because shouldn't men watch out with TRT if they want to have kids?
Bobby Bones
Yes. He may not want to have kids.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Or maybe he's already had all the kids he wants to have.
Amy
Sure. Okay. I just. He's young, 32, so. But, Eddie, you're good. Done. You're done having kids.
Eddie
I'm done.
Amy
Tee it up.
Bobby Bones
And also, it doesn't mean you can't have kids, but there are a lot of times that that happens because it shuts you off. Like, it basically shuts off your sperm. Really? You still have sperm, but it shuts off flanks. Yeah, for the most part.
Eddie
I'm pretty sure that'd be cool with me.
Bobby Bones
I was reading about it because I was just curious, and I was supposed to have physical next week, and I was like, man, I want it. And it was like, if you ever think of even possibly having another kid, don't do it.
Eddie
So you're gonna get your T results next week.
Bobby Bones
I just got a text that I have to move my physical.
Eddie
Oh, hey, will you do me a favor? Just keep that stuff to yourself, like,
Amy
whatever comes back, because it's gonna be, like, 600.
Eddie
I mean, you don't have to come on here and kind of tell us what your number is.
Bobby Bones
They asked me to move it back, like, five days, 13. Can't do it there.
Amy
You're eager to know. I'm eager to know.
Bobby Bones
It's a full physical.
Eddie
Why do you want to know?
Amy
Does that include blood work?
Bobby Bones
I'm sure, but I'm not doing this for the sake of just getting my testosterone. And if it's. Who knows? I'm gonna share it with you.
Eddie
Yeah, I'd prefer you.
Amy
Not true. That means you have to.
Bobby Bones
I'm not part of that bit. I came up with a bit. I'm not part of the bit, though.
Amy
I know, but yours is just probably gonna be higher.
Eddie
Are we doing that other bit?
Bobby Bones
So we didn't talk about this on.
Amy
We didn't talk about this on air.
Bobby Bones
We were flying back from Austin, and I said, you know, we should do. We should, like, check lunchbox and any sperm count. We should do that bit next. And then it turns into it. Just every. Every possible thing that you could do. Yeah. All right, guys. Going to the bathroom. Here's your cup.
Eddie
Lunchbox. What do you think?
Amy
Speaking of babies.
Geico Announcer
I'm not worried about it.
Eddie
I'm not worried about that.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Amy
Okay, here we go again. Now it might need to happen.
Bobby Bones
You guys. You guys want to do sperm count?
Amy
I mean, I.
Eddie
I was scared.
Bobby Bones
Would you do that?
Eddie
No, I wouldn't do that.
Bobby Bones
Okay, give me number four.
Caller 1
Why? Eddie's pushing off, going to the doctor and getting this low T taken care of. I mean, he acts like it's completely off the table, that you want to just do everything natural, which, you know, good for you. But I'm curious why you don't want to just get this taken care of. Just curious.
Eddie
It's pretty easy. Like. Like she said, good for you.
Bobby Bones
Like.
Eddie
Yeah, I just want to see what I can do naturally, and then if I can't do anything naturally, then we'll take the next steps.
Bobby Bones
But you're not doing the work. You're saying. But you're not doing the work. You've done one set of squats in two weeks.
Eddie
Yeah, I did do. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And if you're doing. You're not doing the work.
Eddie
But, hey, the diet, dude, I'm eating sweet potatoes like nobody's business.
Bobby Bones
Are you against medicine?
Eddie
No.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
No. But I just don't want to, like, inject and do all that stuff.
Amy
Like, I don't inject anything. I have a pellet.
Eddie
How did they get that in you? They injected you.
Amy
Well, they implanted it and it was 10 minutes.
Eddie
Let me just see what I can do. Give me some time. I mean, honestly, guys, I wouldn't have ever checked my testosterone. It wasn't for this dumb bit.
Geico Announcer
No.
Eddie
So.
Bobby Bones
But that is possibly why you feel so bad every morning. So it's not even about this bit. We're saying you could actually go to the doctor to help how you're feeling every day. More so than get your score up for a bit that we did.
Amy
Yeah. Quality of life.
Eddie
And the other caller said that he saw colors all of a sudden better.
Bobby Bones
I think he's just saying everything pops a little more in life because he feels better. He feel better.
Eddie
Everything I do feel like midday. I'll feel like my. My vision kind of looks like I'm kind of drunk a little bit. Not like blurry. Not like. It's not like I'm like wasted. It's almost just kind of like I got a buzz. You know what I mean? Like, everything's kind of just a little off.
Amy
I think for him, he notices more. He's more vibrant. Like, after I would do the. My therapy LED ketamine treatments, like, for several days following, I noticed everything. Leaves on trees, the colors, birds chirping. I mean, I noticed that stuff sometimes. I mean, I was noticing everything and it felt. It felt like. I don't know, I felt like you're so alive because your head. The brain fog. Brain fog is a huge thing with low T. I got it. It'll be lifted.
Eddie
Definitely got that.
Amy
So then you have more capacity for like.
Bobby Bones
So ours isn't. Left your number up for the bit.
Eddie
It's.
Bobby Bones
Why don't you go and try to get it fixed for your health?
Eddie
Yeah, because I want to see what I can do naturally.
Bobby Bones
But you're not doing that. You really.
Amy
It's going to take longer.
Bobby Bones
Like just take like 14 years.
Amy
Yeah. Like, are you against a little boost? It's like just. It's like. It's like using a little stool.
Eddie
You guys are, like, working for the companies.
Bobby Bones
Like, are you against medicine?
Amy
You have insurance.
Bobby Bones
I know, right? That's the point.
Eddie
Insurance cover this. I.
Bobby Bones
No chance.
Eddie
You acted like that was a huge game changer.
Amy
But. No, no, let me. I got to look at my.
Eddie
Because if it does, that's definitely a game changer.
Amy
Well, I use my HSA to pay for it. You. You do that.
Eddie
I just spend that one on my tooth.
Amy
All of it?
Eddie
All of it.
Amy
Are you maxing out on your. When you. For your. On your paycheck, are you maxing out the max amount you can move into your hsa?
Eddie
I don't know. I picked a number. I don't know what the max out is, but I picked a pretty good number and I had some good. But you can buy Zyrtec on that. You can buy floating.
Amy
Exactly. That's why you should max out, because then you're. It's like money you're not taxed on
Bobby Bones
that you're gonna spend anyway, right?
Amy
For health reasons, you're gonna spend it between you and all your kids. I just spend the max out.
Bobby Bones
I just can't. Max.
Eddie
Max. Because, like, we need our paycheck for things.
Bobby Bones
I think you're missing what she's saying.
Eddie
No, no, but you're. No, no, I know what you're saying.
Amy
He doesn't.
Bobby Bones
But.
Eddie
But I can't. Max. Max.
Amy
Because the limit is not going to the max. Isn't gonna.
Eddie
You want to see my numbers?
Bobby Bones
I'd love to.
Eddie
You want to see my expenses?
Bobby Bones
What she's saying is you're gonna spend more money anyway. You're actually saving money by maxing.
Eddie
I know, but you're.
Bobby Bones
That's just because that money's not getting taxed.
Eddie
But that's for hsa. For medical stuff. My.
Amy
But you just said you can buy. Your wife can buy tampons on it.
Eddie
Okay, I'm not. We're not counting tampons. But I'm talking about before all that. Like, we need the paycheck to buy things.
Bobby Bones
Like.
Amy
Nevermind. Like, he doesn't get it.
Eddie
Kids stuff that's not medical.
Amy
Some. A lot of things you don't think are medical fall under the HSA category.
Bobby Bones
Have you looked to see what it is?
Eddie
Yeah, dude, I. I've used that card all the time.
Bobby Bones
And is it always. You always run out of money on it?
Eddie
Yeah, well, I did when my tooth was. I had like 300 on it.
Amy
So then you might as well, max,
Bobby Bones
if you max it out, like money's not getting taxed, you're actually making more money. You're actually ahead. Yeah, but not yet, because you don't.
Eddie
I understand what you're saying, but, like, when you take more out of your paycheck.
Bobby Bones
No, no.
Eddie
To put into your hsa, which is what you're doing. Right. You're taking your paycheck amount.
Amy
It's like you're move. You're transferring money. Don't look at it like you're transferring money to another account happens to be hsa, but you're transferring more money because it's not taxed, it's untaxed.
Bobby Bones
You're actually making more money in that year. So the dollar, if you spend your whole HSA account, if you. You're making more money in that year than you would have otherwise.
Amy
So the dollar you're moving over moves over as a whole dollar instead of it moving, being spent on something as 68 cents. Sure.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
If you're maxing that out, you're losing money.
Amy
If you're not maxing it out.
Bobby Bones
No, if you are maxing it out means he's then over the max and he's spending more money. Oh, and that money, had he. I'm. I'm saying if you max out the card.
Amy
Okay, we're saying max.
Bobby Bones
Okay, good catch. If you've maxed out your card and you're out of money on it, you could have saved more money, generally for the year, had you put more money on your card, because.
Eddie
And what's the max like? Do you know what it is?
Amy
No, but.
Eddie
Because I feel like I'm close to the max. Like, we definitely put some money into the hsa.
Amy
Well, then you may be maxing it. I can't remember the exact dollar amount, but I know I max out on everything. I max out on my HSA. I max out on my 401k.
Eddie
You can max out in your 401k.
Amy
I max out whatever the max is. That's what I give. Because there's a limit. They can't just let you move whatever you want into your 401k.
Bobby Bones
But I.2% or something. Yeah, up to a certain point.
Eddie
I. I'll look into that. Okay, thank you, guys.
Bobby Bones
You don't do 401k?
Eddie
No, no. The HSA. Yeah. All right. Oh, gosh. And if I maxed out on the HSA, definitely wouldn't have any money for the 401k.
Amy
I just have to re. Oh, never mind.
Eddie
Re what?
Amy
I don't know, I just feel like you.
Morgan
You.
Amy
It's weird because you got. You had, what, $30,000, $40,000 in debt, right? And you knew how to get out of that, and you did it. How cool was that?
Eddie
Yeah, that's before I had four kids.
Amy
But you're saying. But. But I. I know. I see people online that have four or five kids, and they have to reprioritize their life, and they make it happen. So you have to re. Prioritize.
Eddie
I got an idea. Why don't you come over and talk to my wife?
Amy
And my wife. This is not my expertise. Oh, Eddie. You act like you don't spend money on frivolous things.
Eddie
I don't. What do I spend money on, Eddie?
Mike
Go for.
Eddie
Go for it. What?
Amy
Okay. Do you gamble?
Eddie
Sure. I have $50 a month now.
Amy
Like $50 a month towards your 401ksa. It'd be compounding. Let's go.
Eddie
Yeah, but sometimes I make money. Like.
Bobby Bones
But then that money could also.
Eddie
Thank you, Ray.
Amy
He doesn't. You act like you have, like, no money.
Eddie
Okay,
Amy
Bobby, help.
Eddie
He can't help.
Bobby Bones
Well, I can. I just don't. I don't.
Eddie
Well, you can't help.
Bobby Bones
I don't know what you want from me. He. He's not. To him, it's not a priority to learn.
Eddie
What are you talking about?
Amy
We have. He has learned. We have said.
Eddie
I have learned. I know what's better for us. I know what we can do. There are other people in my family that require different things that cost a lot of money, and therefore, I don't have a lot of money left. Like, it's a real thing, guys. It's called having four boys. Two of them require a lot of stuff.
Bobby Bones
That's easy to just say, and. No, it's not easy to say and dedicate yourself to that. But just the HSA thing shows you don't actually have the knowledge of, like, fundamentally of how money works. Because if you're maxing out and spending your whole card, you would be saving money every single year by taking the untaxed. But it's okay. It's not worth me fighting you on it, but, yeah, that's a lack of understanding.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
And also. But also, you also don't do your own money.
Eddie
I don't.
Bobby Bones
Right.
Amy
Did you. What'd you say, 68 cents? We'll go with that. Okay, well, let's take a year. 300.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to do a whole finance class here.
Amy
No, I'm not.
Bobby Bones
It's very.
Eddie
No it is so boring.
Amy
No, no, I'm.
Caller 1
This.
Eddie
Maybe this will help him pissing me off.
Amy
No, let's say we were doing the dollar thing. I move a dollar over to your hsa, and then Bobby said, okay, this is so boring.
Bobby Bones
I'm moving off of it.
Amy
I was going to show.
Bobby Bones
All right, number. Number five. Hit number five.
Caller 1
How did you not call Lunchbox out on the fact that he said that it's hard to be a man because you have to pay for everything or you're expected to pay for everything? However, Lunchbox, you don't pay for everything. You split the bills with your wife. Like, she's a dang roommate anyways. Love the show. I.
Amy
That's true.
Geico Announcer
Yeah. Thanks for being an idiot. We were talking.
Bobby Bones
Thanks for being an idiot.
Geico Announcer
Yeah, thanks for being an idiot. I was talking about, like, on dates and thing. When you go. When you start dating, it's like, oh, the guy has to pick her up. The guy has to pay for everything. That is very hard and difficult. The guy has to make the first move. That's what I was referring to. Thank you for calling. Have a great day.
Bobby Bones
Do you really wish you to have a great day?
Geico Announcer
No, I mean, when you call in with dumb comments, if you would actually listen, like, use your ears that are on the side of your head and listen to actually what I said, then call in with your comments. Don't oh, my gosh. And hear it wrong, and then call and say wrong information. That's just when it's really annoying.
Bobby Bones
Your thoughts on Eddie's hsa?
Eddie
No, don't do it.
Geico Announcer
I don't even understand it.
Eddie
Yeah,
Geico Announcer
to be honest.
Eddie
What? The hsa?
Geico Announcer
Yeah. It's all confusing to me.
Bobby Bones
Do you do anything with yours?
Geico Announcer
Is that the one I got, the health card. I know that's it, but I don't know. I don't ever use it as the problem. Like, when I go to the doctor, I pay with my credit card. I don't even know.
Bobby Bones
You just forget.
Geico Announcer
I don't know how to use that thing.
Bobby Bones
It swipes just like a credit card.
Geico Announcer
No, no. But I don't have an actual card.
Eddie
No, you should ask for one.
Amy
What he's talking about is insurance card.
Geico Announcer
No, no, no. Amy, don't talk. See, this is what I'm talking about. When stupid comments like, no. Like, I don't know where you get that. I. I've signed up for it, but no card comes in the mail. I've never gotten a card.
Amy
You said you had a card.
Geico Announcer
No, I meant I have Like, I signed up for it on our thing, and it says, oh, would you. You know, you can charge things to this, but I don't have a card that I can char.
Amy
I have a card.
Eddie
You know what? Lunchbox. I had to actually ask them for a card.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I literally have a card.
Geico Announcer
See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I. I was always like, well, I don't know how to do.
Amy
Looks exactly like a credit card.
Eddie
Dude, you must have a bunch of money in that account then.
Bobby Bones
I don't know that it compounds year to year.
Amy
Oh, I think it'll roll over.
Bobby Bones
You do? Dude, what if he finds out he has, like, $800,000?
Eddie
Yeah, if you're putting money into it.
Geico Announcer
I do put money into it, and I have no idea how to use it.
Eddie
You didn't look into that?
Amy
Dude, lunchbox. You probably have thousands of dollars in
Bobby Bones
there over the years.
Amy
Go find that out. Let's have a competition.
Bobby Bones
He just goes and buys a ton of zotech and sells it on a Facebook marketplace.
Geico Announcer
Yeah, hsa, according to Google, does roll over year after year.
Bobby Bones
There you go. I bet you have some money in there, then.
Amy
Let's go.
Geico Announcer
Who do I call?
Eddie
Yeah, HR Sandy.
Bobby Bones
That's what Amy's been talking to about hers.
Geico Announcer
All right, I'm going to look this up.
Eddie
I'm just kidding.
Amy
I have no.
Eddie
You just made his day.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I mean, possibly has a bunch of money in there.
Amy
Oh, good. You can use that and pay me my money for our Nvidia. Any update on that lunchbox?
Geico Announcer
No, I need to follow up. I mean, checked in on that. Well, I was. I've been busy.
Bobby Bones
How do you have that much money lost and you haven't followed up on it?
Geico Announcer
Well, they said they would reach out when they had a solution, but they haven't reached out, so I assume they don't have a solution.
Amy
He claims to love money so much, but yet he just leaves it out there.
Geico Announcer
No, no, I didn't leave it anywhere. I mean, when someone tells you that they're gonna do something, you expect them to do it, right?
Bobby Bones
Who is that someone? What was the name?
Geico Announcer
Oh, the Robin Hood people.
Amy
Okay, interesting. Can you say that line again? When someone says what?
Geico Announcer
When someone tells you they're gonna do something, you expect them to do it.
Amy
Okay, so I asked you to give me my money, and you said he'd do it.
Geico Announcer
I never really agreed to that.
Bobby Bones
Yes, you did.
Amy
You said, I'll bring it tomorrow, and I did.
Geico Announcer
And you weren't here,
Eddie
so now it's just over, so.
Bobby Bones
Well, you missed our window.
Geico Announcer
Yeah, I mean, I. If you want something, come here and get it.
Amy
You weren't here, but you don't have. Then why not keep it with you so you can give it to me later?
Geico Announcer
I'm not gonna be walking around with you.
Bobby Bones
Drive it right to the bank. It doesn't go and.
Geico Announcer
And then I'm a target for a robbery. I mean, no thanks. My life's more important.
Bobby Bones
How are you a target for robbery if nobody knows you have it? You'd be the same on the air.
Geico Announcer
We sit on the air, bring it the next day so everybody knows I'm walking around with almost two GS in my pocket. Oh, no, thanks.
Eddie
Yeah, listener could definitely know that.
Geico Announcer
Yeah, absolutely. They know where our building is. That's dangerous, folks.
Bobby Bones
Is everybody drunk today?
Amy
I don't know. Me.
Eddie
Yeah. Me.
Bobby Bones
Just everybody.
Eddie
Oh, man, I'm not drunk.
Bobby Bones
Like, Lunchbox thinks he's going to get targeted from outside our building for $2,000 off a random comment. Eddie's getting mad at Amy for Amy trying to teach him how to stretch a dollar a little bit more. Amy is like, I don't want to talk politics, but let me jump back in.
Amy
Well, I just. I'm dumbfounded.
Bobby Bones
I know.
Eddie
I hear you.
Amy
So I just wondered.
Eddie
And I don't even do my money,
Bobby Bones
so like time, time, time and place though.
Mike
What?
Eddie
Like I don't even do my money, so it's just like I don't even. I want to have this conversation.
Bobby Bones
No, but you were arguing that you knew, but you knew.
Amy
How does he not do he.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but you can't do both. You can't say you know how it works and then come back with, well, I don't even do my money, so I don't know.
Eddie
You can't have both of know how it works.
Geico Announcer
We.
Bobby Bones
Earlier you're saying, I know what I need to do because I know and I know.
Amy
Thank you, Bobby. Cuz he just know what I'm being told. No, you. You said we have no money. I don't even do the money. I don't know what's going on.
Eddie
Well, I'm told what we have.
Amy
Maybe you're just being told we don't have money for that.
Eddie
Cuz maybe not.
Amy
Maybe.
Eddie
Maybe I'm being lied to.
Amy
Well, probably to keep you it.
Eddie
What is that
Amy
at bay.
Bobby Bones
A woman's arrested an airport after police discover 75 pounds of weed in her luggage.
Eddie
I saw that.
Bobby Bones
I'd be scared to death. My butt would be so puckered they would know I was doing something wrong. Even if I was doing nothing wrong, I'd be walking so tight they'd be like, they're up to something. That guy in the glasses is up to something. That's how I would feel If I had 75 pounds of drugs and I was trying to smuggle it. I would not be good as a criminal. The 25 year old woman was arrested in Dallas Love after authorities discovered about 75 pounds of marijuana packed inside of her luggage. I mean, 75 pounds, like you got to put that on the scale and pay the extra for it. Yeah, the weed has got to go in front of someone and you have to go and put it on and weigh and pay. That's so heavy.
Amy
And like a drug dog will smell that from a mile away.
Bobby Bones
I would bet though, it's worked so many times and that's why you can continually go up to £75 because you would think that. Look at all the, the drugs.
Mike
Vacuum sealed.
Eddie
Crazy.
Amy
Oh, she had it inside three different luggages. So it didn't weigh 75.
Bobby Bones
Oh, is that what it is? Oh, they don't say that.
Amy
Well, that's what it looks like in the photo.
Bobby Bones
It does look like that.
Amy
So it's 25 pounds per bag.
Bobby Bones
Hey, that way you're dodging the over fee.
Amy
Yeah.
Eddie
To pay extra.
Bobby Bones
She was taken into custody before leaving the airport and now faces a second degree felony charge of possession of between 50 and 2,000 pounds of marijuana under Texas law.
Amy
Huh.
Bobby Bones
I'd be scared to death. Oh, you got to pay an overbag fee though. How about that?
Eddie
Have you ever seen Maria Full of Grace? It's an older movie, like maybe 90s. What? What?
Amy
I thought you were about to go black and white, but okay.
Eddie
No, no, no, no, no. It's like 90s or whatever. But it's about a lady from like I think Colombia who's gets paid to smuggle drugs in her body and during the flight her, one of them busts in her body so she's like going to die within the next like 30 minutes. It's crazy.
Amy
True story.
Eddie
I don't, I mean, I'm assuming based on true, true events because there is that smuggler.
Amy
There's a documentary about her, something like Cocaine Queen or something. And she revolutionized how it was done and would use women and built the cocaine into the brawls and then they would travel with it in their brawls.
Eddie
No, this one was in her body.
Amy
Oh gosh.
Eddie
And like they lost a lot of people like that because it Would explode. The rubber, whatever, plastic or whatever would disintegrate in their body and then the drugs will go right into their system.
Bobby Bones
You guys see the video? That 8 year old that was attacked by the beaver? Oh yes. It went viral at the river. Yeah. They're like sit on the side of the river and the beaver comes up. Crazy, crazy.
Eddie
That beaver was angry.
Bobby Bones
Rabid beaver. An 8 year old boy has been hospitalized after being attacked by a potentially rabid beaver in New Jersey on Sunday, May 3. Officials said the attack occurred around 6pm Captain Michael Blondin of the police department said that the young boy had been fishing on the lake shoreline when a beaver exited the lake and charged him. News 12 noted the boy had been bitten on his leg and the family friend fought off the animal. That's a wild video. And the videos from kind of far away.
Eddie
It is like from across the river.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie
And it's almost like the beaver didn't want to stop fighting. Like just kept fighting and then eventually the guy, that family friend or whatever like push the beaver back in the river and then it float, it swam away.
Bobby Bones
Are you more scared of running out of money or dying?
Eddie
Running out of money for sure. I'm not scared of dying. I've never been scared of dying really. I mean I now there's a countdown
Amy
death clock as a bit
Eddie
like sometimes like you guys worry like flying or whatever. Sometimes I fly and I'm just like well this could be it.
Amy
Oh, I do that every fight and it's okay.
Eddie
It's okay with me.
Bobby Bones
It's that second part it. But it's okay with me because I always think this could be it too. But it's never okay with me.
Amy
Oh yeah. I mean I don't want it to be okay but I just have to accept, right. And then I'm like if I'm on the same flight as Bobby, I'm like well he's gonna get most of the attention.
Bobby Bones
That's about attention to you Riley.
Eddie
You're get the headline.
Bobby Bones
New research reveals that if there's one thing Americans worry about more than dying, it's outliving their savings. According to a survey from the alliance center for the future of retirement, 67% of people worry more about running out of money than death.
Eddie
Yeah, cuz death, like you know you're dead. What do you worry about? It's over. Like it's it money. You're going to have to live without money. That's going to be tough.
Bobby Bones
You get to live though.
Eddie
Yeah, it's Just what's your life going to be like?
Bobby Bones
Maybe a lot. Like now. One foot in front of the other.
Eddie
Just one day at a time.
Bobby Bones
All right, I think that's it. Anything this weekend?
Amy
No.
Eddie
Mother's Day.
Amy
Oh, yeah, Mother's Day. I. And I have. It's my weekend with my kid weekend.
Bobby Bones
So was that scheduled to be a Mother's Day weekend?
Amy
No, just worked out that way. But they would be with me no matter what. Like, we would if it was. If they were to be with their dad, then he would make sure they would be with me if that's what I wanted. H. Could he. What if I was like, no, I'm good.
Eddie
If it was bad between you two, could he purposely be like, no.
Amy
Oh, yeah. I bet there's people that do that. Yeah, he. He wouldn't. I think even if it were bad, that is not his thing. But I bet there's people out there this weekend that are actually dealing with that, which is really sad.
Eddie
That is sad.
Amy
Yeah. Or vice versa. Like, the women are like, you're not happy Father's Day. I'm taking the kids.
Eddie
Yeah.
Amy
I don't know. So that's me. Just. What? Whatever. I don't know what Stevenson's going to want to do. See?
Bobby Bones
Good catching your papers there.
Amy
I caught my whole computer and he dropped everything.
Bobby Bones
She caught it mid sentence.
Amy
What about you?
Bobby Bones
Mother's Day Sunday? I'm pretty covered there. That's pretty much it. I'm tired. I got some stuff.
Geico Announcer
I got.
Bobby Bones
I have a very full day today up until, like, 5pm tomorrow. We left open in case Arkansas is playing softball. They're not. So no real plans tomorrow. I have a wedding tomorrow.
Eddie
Oh, that's big. That's a big deal.
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you. Looking, it's just my schedule, so my brain's fried because I work. And as soon as I go home, it's, like, dedicated to something else, which is the baby. So. Yeah, that. And then Sunday's Mother's Day. Yeah, that's it. So. All right, you guys have a great day. Have a good weekend, and we will see you here Monday, hopefully. All right, bye, everybody.
Amy
Mom, can I have Lingokids? Dad, Lingokids, please.
Eddie
When did we become the Lingokids house?
Amy
No idea. Last week it was dying dinosaurs.
Morgan
This week it's Lingokids.
Eddie
Why Lingokids?
Amy
Because it's the best thing ever. We can play games with astronauts, wild animals, and superheroes.
Bobby Bones
With more than 4,000 interactive games, songs, and shows, LingoKids is the number one entertainment platform for young kids.
Amy
So no dinosaurs. And dinosaurs, lingokids.
Eddie
Everything kids love, download it for free.
Amy
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This episode of The Bobby Bones Show is a lively mix of news, humor, and candid team dynamics, centered around quirky personal stories, pop culture references, and a heated discussion of the top 10 addictions in America. Notably, there's playful friction between Amy and both Bobby and Eddie—Amy accidentally insinuates Bobby has mysterious addictions, which spirals into a very frank conversation about personal habits and addictions in general. Later, a debate about finances and health savings accounts has Eddie and Amy butting heads. The team also discusses everything from new UFO disclosures and nostalgia for Saturday morning cartoons, to real-life news about drugs and wild animal attacks.
Mortality Talk [11:25]
Amy’s Accusation Leads to Addictions Discussion [12:12]
Addiction List Game [13:54]
Final Top 10 Addictions [19:15]
Memorable moment [21:05]:
This episode, true to the Bobby Bones Show’s lively, honest style, blends pop culture, personal stories, hilarious misunderstandings, and real-life news. The team is in classic form—bickering one moment, laughing the next, and always willing to entertain and commiserate with their listeners on everything from health fads and financial choices to childhood nostalgia and existential anxieties.
If you missed it: You’ll come away entertained, a little more skeptical of nostalgia, and perhaps motivated to double-check your HSA balance—or your candy stash for lingering scents of grandma’s cigarettes.