Mon PT 1: Amy Gets Offended at Billboard Inspired by Her + Our Home Run Derby Drama + 10 Awesome Stores That Don’t Exist Anymore

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show - Mon PT 1: Amy Gets Offended at Billboard Inspired by Her + Our Home Run Derby Drama + 10 Awesome Stores That Don’t Exist Anymore

Release Date: May 12, 2025 Host: Bobby Bones Publisher: Premiere Networks

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1. Diamond Discovery Drama

Timestamp: [03:11]

The episode opens with Bobby sharing an astonishing story about a listener from Minnesota, David de Cook, who stumbled upon a remarkable find at Arkansas's Diamond State Park. What initially appeared to be an empty candy wrapper turned out to be a 3.81-carat brown diamond, marking the largest diamond harvested at the park that year.

Bobby Bones: "He was trying to pick up litter. Next thing you know, he's got a diamond in his hand."
[03:25]

The conversation lightens as the crew reminisces about their own unsuccessful attempts to find diamonds, highlighting the sheer luck involved in such discoveries.

Lunchbox: "Dude, it was so hot. There was no shade there. I didn't have water."
[04:00]

2. Amy’s Billboard Controversy

Timestamp: [21:38]

A significant portion of the episode revolves around a billboard that some listeners believe was inspired by Amy, one of the show's regulars. Amy recounts a personal incident where a motorcyclist almost collided with her car, resulting in damage to her side-view mirror. Shortly after, a billboard appeared featuring a motorcycle and a message urging drivers to "think twice, save a life."

Bobby Bones: "So, I'm not saying Tdot listens to the show, but they listened to the show."
[21:40]

Amy Warner: "I'm done taking the blame for the story."
[23:00]

The discussion delves into whether Amy's experience influenced the billboard's message. Amy clarifies that the incident was more about the motorcyclist's reckless behavior rather than her driving skills.

Amy Warner: "They assaulted my nervous system because I was... when they hit it."
[24:09]

The segment concludes with playful banter about whether Amy is a "bad driver," emphasizing the show's lighthearted nature.

3. Home Run Derby Drama

Timestamp: [45:02]

Transitioning to a more competitive segment, Bobby narrates the chaos surrounding their recent Home Run Derby competition aimed at winning CMA Fest tickets. Hosted by Lunchbox and Morgan, the event faced several hiccups, including field access issues and unexpected weather interruptions.

Lunchbox: "They kept being told to go to different fields."
[45:26]

Despite the setbacks, Lunchbox triumphs, claiming victory with four home runs over eleven pitches. The team celebrates his win, though Amy expresses disappointment and encourages sportsmanship.

Lunchbox: "Morgan, what's up? This is Lunchbox's cousin."
[46:58]

The segment highlights the camaraderie and humorous dynamics among the hosts, culminating in Lunchbox's well-deserved win.

4. Nostalgic Farewell: 10 Awesome Stores That Don't Exist Anymore

Timestamp: [10:19]

In a heartfelt retrospective, the hosts recount their favorite retail stores that have vanished from the landscape. This segment resonates with listeners' nostalgia for malls and shopping experiences of the past.

Amy Warner: "Toys R Us was so legit in the mall."
[10:20]

Bobby Bones: "Blockbuster Video, founded in 1985... That's number one."
[11:21]

The list includes iconic names like Toys R Us, Radio Shack, Blockbuster, Bed Bath and Beyond, Sears, Kmart, KB Toys, Sharper Image, and Payless. Each store is reminisced about fondly, underscoring their impact on pop culture and everyday life.

Eddie: "This place was awesome. Circuit City."
[13:25]

The discussion not only celebrates these defunct stores but also reflects on the changing dynamics of retail and consumer habits.

5. Positive Highlights: Good News Segments

Timestamp: [16:11]

Interspersed with the main topics, the "Good News" segments bring uplifting stories to the forefront. One such story features the Old Colorado City Trash Fairies, a group dedicated to cleaning up neighborhoods after natural disasters.

Eddie: "They collected two tons of trash in one morning."
[16:36]

Another inspiring tale is about William Rogers, a dedicated choir director who, upon reaching 85, is honored by his former students with a special concert celebrating his lifetime of teaching.

Bobby Bones: "If he could really still do it, it's cool regardless."
[30:14]

These segments provide a balance to the show's often humorous and light-hearted content, showcasing community spirit and individual dedication.

6. Community Engagement and Listener Interaction

Timestamp: [62:28]

The hosts actively engage with their listeners through voicemail segments, sharing personalized shout-outs and reactions to listener experiences.

Graham's Voicemail: "You guys killed it. Bailey Zimmerman, awesome show."
[64:51]

This interaction fosters a sense of community and connection between the hosts and their audience, making listeners feel like active participants in the show's narrative.

7. Miscellaneous Discussions

Timestamp: [53:15]

Throughout the episode, the hosts delve into various other topics, ranging from debates about whether horse racing qualifies as a sport to discussing the contagiousness of pregnancy in workplaces. These diversions add depth and variety to the show, keeping listeners entertained with a mix of serious and humorous content.

Bobby Bones: "Horses don't know what a sport is or what the sport is."
[57:29]

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Bobby Bones: "He was going to make a ton of money off this. It's the largest diamond harvested at the park this year."
  [03:28]

• Amy Warner: "I agree there's a lot. But phones can get you in trouble because of the connections that young kids can make with people they don't even know."
  [09:20]

• Lunchbox: "That's a lot of trash. It must have been a big park."
  [16:39]

• Bobby Bones: "Do you believe it? Amy, you say one through ten. What do you believe? On what level."
  [40:37]

• Lunchbox: "Bobby is bad at being wrong."
  [28:20]

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Conclusion

In this episode of The Bobby Bones Show, listeners are treated to a blend of intriguing stories, playful banter, nostalgic reflections, and uplifting news segments. From the unexpected discovery of a diamond to the humorous debate over Amy's driving skills, the show maintains its engaging and relatable tone. The farewell to beloved retail giants evokes a shared sense of loss and reminiscence, while positive news stories provide a refreshing break from the usual content. Community interactions through voicemails further enhance the show's connection with its audience, making this episode a memorable blend of entertainment and meaningful discussions.

Transcript

[Bobby Bones]

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[Lunchbox]

Turn it up.

[Bobby Bones]

This is the Bobby Bone show. Let's go. Hey, I hope you had a great weekend. Welcome to Monday's show. Morning studio.

[Eddie]

Morning.

[Bobby Bones]

Guy from Minnesota thought he saw an empty candy wrapper. He was at a diamond park in Arkansas. The one lunchbox went to and he thought it was a wrapper that was shining from the sun and picked it up. It wasn't. It was a 3.81 carat brown diamond.

[Amy]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

So, yeah, he's going to make a ton of money off this. It's the largest diamond harvested at the park this year. It wasn't a candy wrapper. The guy was trying to pick up litter. Next thing you know, he's got a diamond in his hand.

[Eddie]

It was gleaming from a distance. That's so cool.

[Bobby Bones]

David de Cook of Stewartville was strolling through Arkansas's crater of Diamond State park with his family. He noticed a shimmering object on the ground. Just going to pick up the trash. 3.81 carat brown diamond. That's. That's really cool. Fox 9 with a story lunchbox spent pretty much half day there. Didn't find anything.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Bones]

But he also, like took a nap on the ground and made Abby dig.

[Lunchbox]

Dude, it was so hot. There was no shade there. I didn't have water. I mean, it was treacherous conditions at that park. And I dug and dug and dug and nothing.

[Bobby Bones]

And nothing in the park. It's not like a bunch of, I would think, like worm soil. Like really soft worms.

[Lunchbox]

Right. It is very hard dirt and you have to dig and dig.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you have tools?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. You had to get them up at the front. You could rent them, check them out, whatever. I don't remember if we paid for them.

[Bobby Bones]

Remember when Abby came in with all those rocks and we tricked lunchbox into thinking Abby found a diamond and he flipped his crap. I wanted half of it.

[Eddie]

That was awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. That wasn't funny. Yeah. I was trying to take a nap and she said, oh, I found it while you were napping. I'm like, well, that's not cool.

[Bobby Bones]

And then you wanted half of it even though you.

[Lunchbox]

Well, yeah, because I'm the one that drove.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Well, actually she drove.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

So what did you do, man? I was the entertainment and I provided her safety when we got booked into the horror hotel that we were gonna get murdered at by scuba ski Steve. I mean, what a terrible. What a terrible hotel. That was the best hotel they had.

[Bobby Bones]

In the whole area.

[Lunchbox]

No, it wasn't.

[Bobby Bones]

And an indoo pool and everything.

[Lunchbox]

It was beautiful. Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you want to go back into another day a bit?

[Lunchbox]

Oh my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

Do it, dude.

[Eddie]

Look, this guy just found this.

[Bobby Bones]

Now you know what's going on. Now you understand you have to just look for basically slightly shiny rocks. You're not looking for a massive diamond that's in a museum.

[Lunchbox]

That is true. I was looking for big rocks. Like if it was big, I was like, that's it. But now I realize if it's bigger than a centimeter, it ain't it.

[Bobby Bones]

It also doesn't look like a diamond. It looks like a rock. They have to form. Yeah, yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Let me think about that, man. Maybe I need to go back.

[Bobby Bones]

Why are you talking to that tone?

[Amy]

Oh, no, that's just thinking about it.

[Lunchbox]

Well, that's what I'm thinking about. Like, you know, this guy did. But if you go back right now, you're not gonna find it. He just found one. So you gotta wait.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not like the lottery and even the lottery's not like that. But just because he found one doesn't mean there are no others. They're not creating them every day.

[Eddie]

How have they not found all of them? Like, it's been around for a while, right?

[Bobby Bones]

It's massive.

[Lunchbox]

It is huge. Dude, I don't think you understand how big this place.

[Eddie]

I don't understand. So is it a big field? Like, what does it look like?

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, field wouldn't be how I describe it, but we went for field trips when I was a kid. It's just a bunch of dirt. I mean, it's not a field like a farm, right?

[Lunchbox]

It's just dirt, dude.

[Bobby Bones]

It's just dirt as far as you can see. Dirt, huh? Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

And there's a professionals that have their own buckets, their own sorting system. They have a. They corner off a whole area and they don't want you in it and it gets kind of testy. It's weird.

[Eddie]

That sounds fun. Dude, you need to do this.

[Bobby Bones]

They have territory fights, like games.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Like they set up and they put their buckets all around. Oh, sorry. We're digging here.

[Bobby Bones]

It Cost anything for you to go?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I think it was like 10 bucks or 15 bucks. The park's got to make some kind of money.

[Amy]

But can you do that, though? Like. Like rope off your own section and say that someone else can't come and do it?

[Bobby Bones]

But if you're like. It's homeless people fight over, like, areas stand on. Yeah, I mean, you corners legally, but you. I guess you can stab somebody if they come into your section. Can't stop that.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

You're still stabbed, even if you get in trouble. You know what I mean? Ye. Yeah. We should think about it. Maybe it's a. Maybe it's a whole field trip. Amy loves field trips.

[Amy]

Yes. Let's all go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you guys all go. And let me know how it goes.

[Lunchbox]

It's the anonymous inbox.

[Bobby Bones]

There's a question to be had. Hello, Bobby Bones. My parents let me make my own mistakes. I guess that's worked out for me. But as I'm raising my own kids, I'm struggling with the fact that I've given my kids smartphones and now I'm watching them scroll endlessly, get moody when they're told to stop and lose interest in real world things they used to enjoy. I'm wondering if I'm helping them grow or did I just hand them the most addictive distraction of their lives? How can I give them freedom without setting them up to fail? Signed parents setting kids up to fail. Amy have a response for her?

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, you can give them a phone. Just. You can build boundaries around it. You can have certain times of day restriction. It doesn't mean they just have rain of whatever they want and you've ruined their life.

[Bobby Bones]

Also, she didn't say their ages in this.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm assuming it's on the younger end. And I. I agree you can give a kid too much screen time. I don't have kids. But I will say that every generation, it's almost like people saying, that ain't country music, that ain't real country. Every generation, there are parents that say, I've given my kids too much phone. I've let my kid watch too much tv. I've let my kids. There's always some sort of technology that ends up dominating, and parents have to decide what's too much and what's not enough. I imagine in the 1800s, I shouldn't let them read so many books. They should be out milking cows all day. But I agree there's. There's a lot. But phones can get you in trouble because of the connections that young kids can make with people they don't even know.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like that's a big part of it. But yeah, listen, I also lose interest in real world things because of my phone. I love my phone, but I, I see it. I hear you as a parent. Eddie, your thoughts?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah. It's a real thing, right? So, like, I deal with this with my 17 year old. I'll catch him for like 2 hours straight, just scrolling and scrolling. But Amy's right. Put limitations on it. I'm. I was always anti phone, you know, I was like, not a phone till he leaves the house. Now we got him a phone when he was 16. I like that he has a phone. He doesn't have free reign. We do have to have limitations. But it's a good thing. It's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

It's also going to be weird if you, the mom, are on your phone all the time and you're also telling your kid not to be on your phone all the time because you probably are on your phone all the time. We mostly are.

[Amy]

Yeah. And something that's helped me too with my kids is like, being honest with them. Of like, hey, sometimes I have to watch how much I'm scrolling. And so I'm. You hold me accountable, I'll hold you accountable.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it sounds like a disaster. Yeah. Okay. You are doing a good job because you're even wondering if you're doing a good job. That's what I'll say there. All right, thank you. Close it up. Add the stores that don't exist anymore that were awesome back in the day. Let's see how many you can name. Amy, what stores were awesome way back in the day, but no longer are even on the planet.

[Amy]

Toys R Us.

[Bobby Bones]

Great one. Number three. Toys R Us was so legit in the mall. Toys R Us, did they. Did your mall have one?

[Amy]

No, ours was sort of a standalone.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Amy]

Like, yeah, yeah. Rest in peace.

[Bobby Bones]

The Giraffe. Jeffrey the Giraffe, I thought was so cool. That's Toys R Us, right? Jeffrey the giraffe. Yeah.

[Lunchbox]

Yep.

[Bobby Bones]

Now, Toys R Us, to be fair, that the IP that, that like they call intellectual property. The brand, somebody still owns it, but those stores aren't around anymore as they used to be. But that's. That makes the list at number three. Can you name another one? Amy?

[Amy]

Yeah, was. I mean, there's no, like Radio Shack anymore, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Radio Shack was so legit. Radio Shack comes in at number eight. Founded in 1921. Radio Shack. If you needed batteries or cords that's where you went. Also in the mall. Well, at least the Hot Springs mall. So I don't know about you guys malls, but we had a Radio Shack and it was so legit. In the mall. Yeah.

[Amy]

Next up, Amy, Every Friday night, Blockbuster.

[Bobby Bones]

Number one, Blockbuster Video, founded in 1985. The fact that they did not buy Netflix for $1 million. Hilarious. And just made one bad decision after another. They didn't Bend. There's that one in Bend, Oregon. But mostly, I think they sell more merch. Like, they sell more T shirts and stuff that say Blockbuster than they do actually rent videos. Like, that's how they make their money. But yeah, number one, Blockbuster Video. Anything else come to mind?

[Amy]

Well, this one's sort of recent and I used to love when I got the big coupons in the mail, but Bed, Bath and Beyond.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it didn't make it, but that was a good one.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Bobby Bones]

Are they all gone? Gone, gone?

[Amy]

I think so, yeah. I think they still have an online presence.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but. And probably a brand. Right? Because some of those places will just do, like, sections of bigger stores now, like Bed, Bath and Beyond. Inside of a Target, they'll have like a small section instead of a whole store. Okay, so no Lunchbox. Let's go over to you. How many can you name? Any places that don't exist anymore that were awesome.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, Sears.

[Bobby Bones]

I think Sears still exist, doesn't it?

[Lunchbox]

Gone. They gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Mike, can you fact check that? I think there's still a few open.

[Lunchbox]

Every Sears I know of is gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your loss. I don't know if they're gone or not. Final, final answer. There's still eight locations.

[Amy]

Oh, eight, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I'm going to give it to Lunchbox. It didn't make the list, but if there's only eight left, like, they're struggling to stay alive, but yeah, Sears. That's a good one.

[Lunchbox]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Anything else?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, make the.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up?

[Lunchbox]

Kmart.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I didn't make it, but that was a good one. Yeah, Kmart was always like the Pepsi to the Coke. Like, it was good, but it wasn't quite as good as Walmart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's still four Kmarts. Wow. Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Technically, isn't there one Blockbuster somewhere?

[Lunchbox]

No Mervyn's?

[Bobby Bones]

Nah, no Mervyns.

[Amy]

Oh, I liked Mervyns.

[Bobby Bones]

Technically, there are three Mervyns. Okay, Eddie, any that are on your list? Stores that are still we know of and we love but don't exist anymore.

[Eddie]

Yeah. This place was awesome. Circuit City.

[Amy]

Oh, that's like Radio Shack.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Circus City was super legit. Didn't make the list.

[Eddie]

Oh, not on the list.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Huh.

[Eddie]

What about Wieners? Is wieners on there?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what that is. I don't know if you're messing with me or not.

[Eddie]

It's a real store.

[Amy]

It's like. It's like Bells.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Whoa. Bells. Is that gone too?

[Bobby Bones]

Are you guys doing regional things? I never heard of this stuff.

[Amy]

Maybe. Maybe this is just stuff in Texas.

[Lunchbox]

There's the stuff in the stores I saw when I was a kid.

[Amy]

Yeah, we had Mervyn's Wieners, Bells.

[Bobby Bones]

Wieners Butts.

[Lunchbox]

Solo Serve.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Number two on the list was KB Toys. Also in the mall for me.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you know what KB stood for, by any chance?

[Eddie]

Oh, Kibbles and Bits.

[Bobby Bones]

Incorrect.

[Amy]

Different brand kb.

[Bobby Bones]

If you don't know it, you won't know it because it's Kaufman Brothers.

[Amy]

Never would have gone there. I was gonna say Candy Bear, but yeah, misspelled candy. That's why in the world.

[Bobby Bones]

Candy with a K. Something called Discovery Zone. I'm not sure what that is. Anybody. It had like, play zones and tunnels and slides and ball pits.

[Amy]

I think we had one of those in Kansas. I remember going to something very similar to this.

[Bobby Bones]

Chuck E. Cheese bought most of them. Yeah, the Limited two.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Limited or the Limited two? Both great.

[Bobby Bones]

Was that like tween girls? Yeah, because I never went in.

[Amy]

Limited two was. So there was a Limited, which, I mean, if. If some of my friends could shop at the Limited in high school and I'd be like, God, your mom takes you there to shop? You're so lucky. Because my mom didn't take me there. And then when they came out with Limited 2, I was. I missed it, though. Like, I didn't get that, but, like, I wish I would have when I was younger because they had the cutest stuff.

[Bobby Bones]

Sharper Image.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's gone.

[Amy]

I thought that was still around.

[Bobby Bones]

I think it's just like an airports. Yeah, like you buy on a magazine or something. Payless at 7 did a lot of Paylessing.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, Payless, man. That was one that grandma took us. Get shoes. Payless was a. I didn't realize they were gone.

[Bobby Bones]

Radio Shack today, Sam Goody Music land is at 9.

[Eddie]

Music store.

[Bobby Bones]

Just in general, music stores are tough. And then at 10, Sports Authority went bankrupt. In 2016, out competed by Dick's Sporting Goods. Do you guys ever get nervous about going to the Dick's website? No. Okay. Just asking.

[Eddie]

You do?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Just in case something else pops up.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, yeah, I just kind of get nervous about that. But, yeah, number one for sure on the list. And I think we all kind of agreed with that one, right?

[Amy]

Blockbuster.

[Bobby Bones]

Blockbuster Video. People have no. If they had no idea, they had no idea. Bones, it's time for the good news with lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Back in 2016, there was a rainstorm in Colorado Springs, Colorado. After the rainstorm left, there was a bunch of trash on the side of the road in the neighborhoods. And Luke and Tiffany Scott were like, we got to do something about this. So they started Old Colorado City Trash Fairies. And they go around and collect trash once a month. And their latest one was at a park, and they collected two tons of trash in one morning.

[Eddie]

Dang.

[Bobby Bones]

Two tons, £4,000.

[Eddie]

A lot of trash.

[Lunchbox]

That's a lot of trash. It must have been a big park.

[Bobby Bones]

Adopt all the highways. And I was always like, man, I'd love to adopt a highway, have my name on the side. And then I went and looked it up once. I was like, 17, I was like, I'd like to adopt a highway. They were like, you got to clean this thing, like, once a week. You have a crew. And I was like, no, just me. They were like, okay, but are you gonna do it? I was like, I don't know. I don't think I am. I'm out.

[Eddie]

Was it like a mile stretch?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And mine was, like, a bad one where, like, a lot of cars, all the good ones were taken. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's good. Awesome. That's what it's all about right there. That was. Tell me something good. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Therapy is a big part of my life. I do talk about it on the show. That's because maintaining your mental health is very important. Whether it's your performance at work or your relationships with friends and family, therapy is a game changer for your life. Its goal is to make sure you are the best version of yourself. And while mental health awareness is growing, there's a lot of progress to be made. When people hesitate to get help, it doesn't just affect them. It impacts their families, their workplaces, and entire communities. And then it affects them. So it is Mental Health Awareness Month. So let's encourage everybody to take care of their well being. Break the stigma. The world is better when people are happy and healthy. Better help has over 10 years experience of matching people with the right therapist from their diverse network of more than 30,000 licensed therapists with a wide range of specialties, BetterHelp is fully online, making it affordable and convenient. We are all better with help. Visit betterhelp.combobby to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp h e l p.combobby American Military University where service members like you can access high quality, affordable education built for your lifestyle. With online programs that fit around deployments, training and unpredictable schedules, AMU makes it possible to earn your degree no matter where duty takes you. Their preferred military rate keeps tuition at just 250 bucks per credit hour for undergraduate and master's tuition, and with 24. 7 mental health support plus career coaching and other services, AMU is committed to your success during and after your service. Learn more at AMU Apus Edu Military. That's AMU Apus Edumilitary the days are getting warmer and the days are getting longer. Which means summertime just around the corner. Have you refreshed your outdoor space yet to get it ready for the outdoor activities, the summer parties, the outdoor lounging, whatever you're doing outside? If you haven't, you should go check out Wayfair. Just take a minute. Go look at it. Even if you feel like you may be ready, you should still check it out because Wayfair has anything and everything you need for summer. The best part? The prices are awesome. And if you're not sure what you need, a few ideas from Wayfair. Outdoor dining tables and sets. The big umbrellas to keep sun off of you. Patio cushions. Planters. I've just got into the planters world. They are apparently important. The list goes on. I think you get the idea. I love Wayfair. Amy loves Wayfair. We're a big Wayfair show. Check them out yourself. Upgrade that backyard with some new pieces you like at prices you love. Shop a huge selection of outdoor furniture online this summer. Get outside with wayfair. Head to wayfair.com w a y f a I r wayfair.com wayfair Every style, every Home when it comes to my dogs Stanley and Eller, I don't take chances. I trust pet meds. From vet approved medications to healthy food, flea and tick prevention, even fun treats, they've got it all. You know me, big dog guy. The best part? It's delivered right to my door. If you want the best for your pets, check out petmeds.com use the code Bobby for 40% off your first order. Simple, trusted and always there when you need them. Pet meds care you trust Bobby Bones here with exciting updates on the top shelf country cruise. The cruise is more amazing than ever. We not only have the best country music, but we have the best ports of call parties along the way. It's not just a cruise. It is a country music experience at sea. Let's talk about it. Country superstar Keith Urban will be performing live at the brand new Nassau Port Amphitheater. It doesn't end there. You'll enjoy nightly performances on board with other country stars like lee Bryce, Scotty McCreary, Parma Lee, LeAnn Rimes and more. Plus, we'll be stopping at the bustling beach city of Key west and relaxing on the beautiful island of Bimini. We're setting sail February 27th to March 6th, 2026. That's next year. You don't want to miss it. All this brought to you by signature cruise experiences, the gold standard and Charter Cruises since 2001. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. These spots are filling up fast. This experience will be unforgettable. Topshelfcountrycruise.com There was a guy that works in our building, and I was driving down the road and I see him on a billboard and it's for hair loss. And then all of a sudden he had a bunch of hair on his head. And I was like, holy crap. Did you guys even know that billboard was going to exist?

[Eddie]

No.

[Bobby Bones]

No. Okay. Have you seen it?

[Lunchbox]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. So we talked about that and I was blown away. Raymundo says another billboard has been inspired by someone on this show. Raymundo. So I was driving down 65. I have a pretty long commute in the morning, and I see it's a huge billboard and there's like a motorcycle image sticking out the side of it. So it's the billboard and then even an add on to that billboard. And on the billboard it says, think twice, save a life. And then it's this huge motorcycle. And I'm like, that billboard is basically speaking to Amy. Look twice and before you cross over into other lanes. So that billboard was inspired by our very own Amy because she almost hit a motorcycle and they knocked her side view mirror.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm not saying tdot listens to the show, but they listened to the show. That was a week or two after she did that. Amy, your thoughts? Did you inspire that billboard?

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, maybe it's to the motorcyclist because the motorcyclist was the one that was zigzagging in and out of lanes, not in the proper highway lane. Like, I don't know how to describe it. It wasn't my fault. Like, maybe it's because of the cyclist. Motorcyclist.

[Bobby Bones]

No, a motorcyclist would not be a cyclist.

[Amy]

How do you.

[Bobby Bones]

That'd be a bike.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah, it's their fault. I'm. I'm done taking the blame for the story. I told y' all.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you're not. Listen, I got bad news. That's not how this show works. Secondly, for those that did not know, Amy's driving, and all of a sudden, someone comes up on a motorcycle beside her and, like, punches her side view mirror and doesn't knock it off, but snaps it back. It scared the crap out of her. And we said they wouldn't do that if you probably didn't almost hit them.

[Amy]

Yeah, and I'm not saying I didn't almost hit them. I really don't know. But I know that they were riding the. The line or whatever you call it. They were doing something illegal that is not legal in the state of Tennessee. So that billboard is for them.

[Bobby Bones]

It's only legal in a couple states, so. Most states, you can't do that. Okay, go ahead. Finish your little joke. You're gonna make here. Think twice.

[Amy]

Well, think twice, look twice. Do whatever you need to do twice before you maybe ride the line that.

[Bobby Bones]

Just says, avoid this car and the picture of Amy's car.

[Amy]

Whatever. Whatever. They. They assaulted my car.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't think that would be called assault. I think assault's on a human.

[Amy]

They vandalized property, Something like that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I mean, it felt like assault. They assaulted my nervous system because I was.

[Bobby Bones]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[Amy]

When they hit it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, question for the room. Would you say. And I am asking this. I'm not telling you what your answer should be. Would you say Amy is a bad driver?

[Eddie]

You just want to say.

[Amy]

Be honest.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah. Be honest.

[Amy]

Don't do the whole, like. No, no, we're not doing the whole thing. Somehow, you know how somebody just takes on a role somewhere?

[Bobby Bones]

You didn't just take on the role. You've hit multiple things and almost in.

[Amy]

In, like, this is 20 years of stories where I have come to y' all and shared with y' all vulnerable moments between me and a fire hydrant or me and a gate.

[Eddie]

Amy, how many times? How many times you get the bird?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. How many times you do get flipped off?

[Amy]

A lot. Okay. But that. To be fair, that was the six weeks that I was living In Houston, Texas. And they are. They are aggressive there, and they're angry.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so would you say Amy's a bad driver? Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Listen, I took road trips from Nashville to Austin with Amy, and I would let her drive some, barely. And I could never nap because I was too scared to let her, like, be alone on the road. So, yes, I'm gonna say Amy is a bad driver.

[Amy]

Feed into the narrative.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, it's not an narrative.

[Amy]

It is, and it's a. Yes, it's a narrative. Everybody has had a little. A little bump here and there.

[Bobby Bones]

So I want to pass this around, though. So if I say Amy's bad at blank, what would you say? Lunchbox driving.

[Amy]

No, no, just natural to that.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, you'll get your turn. You hold. You take a breath.

[Amy]

Okay, go ahead. I'll stop.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, Amy's bad at not losing things. Okay. And I would say Amy's bad at paying attention.

[Lunchbox]

There you go. That's it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Because I think paying attention also affects the driving. No, no, we're gonna go around the room. Amy, relax. Relax. Amy, you can go now. Okay. Lunchbox is bad at blank.

[Amy]

Well, I would like to say what I think I'm really gonna go.

[Bobby Bones]

Here we go. Okay, go ahead.

[Amy]

And it'll clear up everybody's thing with me. I. I am bad at depth perception.

[Bobby Bones]

So seeing which. Which affects your driving.

[Amy]

Yes. And that's. That's a disorder. Like. Okay, let's. Lunchbox is bad at being tidy.

[Eddie]

Okay, that's good.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie. Lunchbox is bad at keeping his cool. Oh, yeah, Rage Man. That's a super.

[Amy]

I feel like that's a superman.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, Rage. That's. That's not a narrative. We've seen it. Rage man has come out. I would say Lunchbox is bad at holding in his bodily gases.

[Eddie]

That's fair.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, Lunchbox, what are you bad at? You fill it.

[Lunchbox]

Bad at saving money.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Eddie is bad at blank.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Amy]

Amy, follow through.

[Eddie]

Well, that's rude. That's a narrative.

[Bobby Bones]

See, Lunchbox, Eddie is bad at thinking for himself.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, he needs Bobby to say something so he can agree with it.

[Eddie]

That doesn't make sense.

[Bobby Bones]

Dang.

[Amy]

Don't. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

I mean, that's cool. Calm down, Rage Man.

[Lunchbox]

How is that bad?

[Amy]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Lunchbox]

I don't understand. Okay, like, you asked me what he's bad at. What's he bad at?

[Amy]

Who's next?

[Bobby Bones]

Bobby.

[Eddie]

Bobby, go.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say Eddie is bad at taking the lead. He's such a type B, and it works for him 98 of the time. So I would say Eddie is bad at taking the lead.

[Amy]

That's sort of a lucky.

[Eddie]

It's kind of what he said. I can't think for myself, basically.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think it's different. He's saying directly. You need me to tell you something, which is not true. I'm just saying you are such a. You. You'll go with the flow all the time. And it's like, hey, what do you want to go eat? Eddie? Like, I don't care. Wherever you want. Just. No, just pick some more, man.

[Eddie]

But that's true. I really don't care where we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Okay. Okay, let's do me now. Oh, Eddie, what are you bad at?

[Eddie]

Oh, math.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Like, fair enough. The worst. Yeah, I guess that's your numbers. Yeah. Okay. Bobby is bad at Amy sleeping. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good one. Thank you, Lunchbox.

[Amy]

You're real bad.

[Lunchbox]

Bobby is bad at being wrong.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you. I'm right a lot. Thank you, Eddie.

[Eddie]

Can I say nothing?

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I love that. I love it.

[Eddie]

Bobby's bad at nothing. Guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Hey. This guy stinks for himself. I like it. I like. Exactly.

[Lunchbox]

He had to ask you first if he could say that.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I mean, he thinks for himself. He has to.

[Lunchbox]

There we go.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Now give me a real one. I'm bad at what he's bad at. Let's see.

[Eddie]

Being late to things. Yeah, you're bad at being late to things. You always have to be on time.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. In an annoying way.

[Eddie]

Boom.

[Bobby Bones]

It feels like your tone means an annoying way. No, I'm asking you. That's right.

[Eddie]

Oh, it is an annoying way. Because, like, I guess my type is just like, I'll get there when I get there.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure.

[Eddie]

But not you. You got to be there early or on time, and it's annoying.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. I would say I'm bad at being too rigid. Like, it is, so it shall be, and I will do it that way.

[Amy]

You're bad at being bendy. Hmm.

[Bobby Bones]

Hmm.

[Lunchbox]

What?

[Amy]

Because, like, if you're.

[Bobby Bones]

You made it weird.

[Amy]

No, because I, I. That's how I say it. Sorry. I'm not trying to make it weird. It's just, like, I want to be bendy and breezy.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I don't. I don't exactly, but I don't. I don't want to be that. Yeah. Yeah, I don't.

[Amy]

But why? Like, there's no part of you that just sometimes wants to just be, like, breezy.

[Bobby Bones]

A very, very small part of me, but I can't really just be it a Little bit. I am who I am, but you have to also. I'm bad at surrendering.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd never surrender. It'd be me. I'm holed up in a bunker. Me with a knife, fighting the whole army.

[Eddie]

No white flag for you.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm out. If there's no WI fi, I'm out.

[Amy]

I'm not talking about, like, an actual war. I just mean in your little day to day things, just surrender.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, we're proud of you for the billboard, though. I think that's great. That's great. When it all comes down to it, that's what we're looking for.

[Amy]

Yeah, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

It's time for the Good News with producer Eddie Old.

[Eddie]

William Rogers used to be the choir director at Maryvale High School in New York. He taught from 1962 all the way to 1998. Well, he was turning 85 last week, and his family's like, hey, why don't we just take you to a choir concert? You like choir? They show up. Hey, I know those people. They were all his former choir students, and they performed a special concert for his big birthday. They all sang songs, and even William at one point walked up there. He's like, let me conduct a few.

[Bobby Bones]

That's cool. If he could really still do it, it's cool regardless. But if they know he can't do it, don't put him up there. Conduct. Right, right, right. I'm watching him here. He's. He's good. This is a. This is 85 year old dialed in.

[Eddie]

He still has the move.

[Bobby Bones]

Still has the move. Well, I don't know what the moves are because I don't know. But, yeah, he has it.

[Amy]

Yeah. I often wonder. I. I don't know, like, when they're doing it, I'm like, are they doing any.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Eddie]

So they're doing something.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no. Okay, everybody.

[Amy]

I know they are.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes, they are.

[Amy]

It just looks like a bunch of back.

[Eddie]

And what are they doing?

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm telling you, first of all, they're keeping. They're keeping the tempo too. But then they're also bringing in groups, right? So they have the stick. And let's say it's horns, tempo, tempo, tempo, tempo, horns, tempo, tempo, tempo, strings. Or that Amy just yelling, yes, yes, they are doing something.

[Amy]

Okay, got it, got it, got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, cool.

[Eddie]

They probably sang all the classics, too. Row, row, row your boat.

[Bobby Bones]

You know, I bet that's not a classic.

[Eddie]

They did the one where you start and then somebody else comes in later.

[Bobby Bones]

That's called around There we go. Those are fun though. There you go. That's what it's all about. That was. Tell me something good. American Military University is the number one provider of education to our military and veterans in the country. They offer something truly unique. Special rates and grants for the entire family, making education affordable and not just for those who serve, but also for their loved ones. If you have a military or veteran family member and you're looking for affordable, high quality education, AMU is the place for you. Visit AMU Apus Edumilitary to learn more. That's AMU Apus Edumilitary. The days are getting warmer and the days are getting longer. Which means summertime just around the corner. Have you refreshed your outdoor space yet to get it ready for the outdoor activities, the summer parties, the outdoor lounging, whatever you're doing outside. If you haven't, you should go check out Wayfair. Just take a minute, go look at it. Even if you feel like you may be ready, you should still check it out because Wayfair has anything and everything you need for summer. The best part? The prices are awesome. And if you're not sure what you need, a few ideas from Wayfair. Outdoor dining tables and sets. The big umbrellas to keep sun off of you. Patio cushions. Planters. I've just got into the planters world. They are apparently important. The list goes on. I think you get the idea. I love Wayfair. Amy loves Wayfair. We're a big Wayfair show. Check them out yourself. Upgrade that backyard with some new pieces you like at prices you love. Shop a huge selection of outdoor furniture online this summer. Get outside with wayfair. Head to wayfair.com w a y f a I r wayfair.com wayfair Every style, every Home when it comes to my dogs Stanley and Eller, I don't take chances. I trust pet meds. From vet approved medications to healthy food, flea and tick prevention, even fun treats, they've got it all. You know me, big dog guy. The best part? It's delivered right to my door. If you want the best for your pets, check out petmeds.com use the code Bobby for 40% off your first order. Simple, trusted and always there when you need them. Pet meds care you trust Bobby Bones here with exciting updates on the Top Shelf Country Cruise. The cruise is more amazing than ever. We not only have the best country music, but we have the best ports of call parties along the way. It's not just a cruise, it is A country music experience at sea. Let's talk about it. Country superstar Keith Urban will be performing live at the brand new Nassau Port Amphitheater. It doesn't end there. You'll enjoy nightly performances on board with other country stars like Lee Brice, Scotty McCreary, Parma Lee, LeAnn Rimes and more. Plus, we'll be stopping at the bustling beach city of Key west and relaxing on the beautiful island of Bimini. We're setting sail February 27th to March 6th, 2026. That's next year. You don't want to miss it. All this brought to you by Signature cruise experiences, the gold standard in Charter Cruises since 2001. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book any available stateroom. These spots are filling up fast. This experience will be unforgettable. Topshelfcountrycruise.com you're ready to start a business. The thing is, when it comes to making a website and a logo and doing the social marketing, you're clueless. That's okay. Let GoDaddy Arrow do the stuff for you. Arrow's AI tools help you build a professional looking website or storefront in minutes. And creating a logo just as simple. You enter a few prompts. Boom. You get several unique logos to choose from. Aero even helps you write social ads and then post them for you automatically with a fully populated social media calendar for a limited time. Get GoDaddy Aero all access. It comes with a domain website logo, email, payments, a unified inbox and more. Everything you need to get online fast. You want to boost your business. It's everything you need. AI fueled experience designated for easy growth and acceleration. Visit GoDaddy.com AeroAllAccess that's a I R O All Access GoDaddy arrow. It's like you know what you're doing. Terms apply GoDaddy.com/All Access let's go over to Amy and get in the morning corny. The morning Corny.

[Amy]

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

[Bobby Bones]

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

[Amy]

A pouch potato.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a good one. Okay, that was the morning corny. This lady who used to work under President Bush says that they built all of these massive underground bunkers because when the world ends, all the rich people get to go there. And I don't know how rich you got to be. That's what I started thinking. Like, what's the level where they let you in on the secret? But I want to play you a bit of this here. Hit that. So we have built an extraordinary number of underground bases and supposedly transportation systems. Some of these are documented as part of the national security infrastructure. I think there are many more. We system automatically went through and tried to estimate our guess how many underground bases both underground in the United States but also underground under the ocean. And our estimate was 170 with the transportation network connecting them. Okay, so apparently according to her there are all these underground bases and bunkers and anybody who's rich or anybody in the government gets to go. How come there aren't construction workers leaking this out?

[Amy]

Oh, because I mean I would imagine they had to sign something or they get murdered.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so a couple things. One, do we believe they spent $21 trillion for basically this underground city for rich and powerful people.

[Amy]

Do we believe it, Amy, of taxpayers money or just.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. What do you. What do you mean?

[Amy]

Oh, I thought maybe they invested like the wealthy people they paid for it.

[Bobby Bones]

No, because I don't think that you buy your spot there. I think eventually you just get anointed to get to go. So she is a former Bush administration official, Catherine Austin Fitz. She claimed in the recent podcast interview with Tucker Carlson. Government secretly built over 170 massive underground bunkers in the late 90s and 2000s. And it was shelters for elites in the event of the or a global catastrophe. $21 trillion. And the bunkers are all connected by transport systems. Basically it's a bunch of towns connected. What do you believe?

[Amy]

Dang. I mean why would she come out and say all that? It wasn't true.

[Bobby Bones]

Whistleblowers are a thing.

[Amy]

She's just making it up.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe also people just looking for clout, making stuff up. That's the thing. Do you believe it?

[Amy]

Kind of believe it.

[Bobby Bones]

I think I probably believe it. Kinda.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like a couple. I don't know if I believe that it's that big. Again you're telling me they built all of this and not a single construction worker, not a single tractor driver, not a single came out and said anything to their buddies drunk one night.

[Amy]

Yeah. Or their. Their wife and then their wife got mad and.

[Bobby Bones]

Right. So that I guess for it to be that robust, I would think somebody would have said something. But then again would we have believed them? You know, she was somebody who was in the administration or everybody who built it, they killed. That's not theory.

[Eddie]

No dang.

[Bobby Bones]

So a lot.

[Amy]

But yeah, maybe. Maybe just put them all together and gas it.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. Amy went hard on earth. Golly.

[Unknown]

I.

[Amy]

That would be tragic and terrible.

[Bobby Bones]

Welcome into one of the places. Wow.

[Lunchbox]

So I Believe.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Amy]

How is it that crazy that I thought of that? I mean, I'm a little worried, too.

[Bobby Bones]

I just thought, like, individually, they would just, like.

[Amy]

Yeah, but that would be very, very. But then that would be a lot of people going missing and then loved ones being like, wait, where's, you know, John and Joe and classic John again.

[Eddie]

And Joe.

[Bobby Bones]

So when Genghis Khan. When Genghis Khan died. Genghis Khan, the great conqueror. When he died, they. They buried him, and they had a group of people go and bury him, but they didn't want anyone to know where the grave was, so they buried him in this place. And everybody who was at the funeral, they killed. And then the people that killed, the people that were at the funeral, they killed.

[Eddie]

Well, then that cycle never ends. Did everyone.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't. It doesn't. Because the people who were, like, third back didn't know where the funeral was. They were just told to kill the people who killed the people who killed the people.

[Eddie]

My goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Ever heard that?

[Eddie]

Nope, I never heard that.

[Bobby Bones]

That's crazy. I'm not even sure if it's true. I mean, I've heard it. I've heard it many times. It's probably true, because no one knows where he was buried.

[Eddie]

And how long ago is Genghis Khan? Like, who's gonna prove that?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can't.

[Eddie]

It's a long time ago, but.

[Bobby Bones]

But that's been the legend for a long time, and no one knows where his body's buried. So I'm just saying that could be the same thing, right? Everybody who built it, you get killed or you die in an accident down there. Anyway. Do we believe it? Amy, you say one through ten. What do you believe? On what level?

[Amy]

Four.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Lunchbox one.

[Lunchbox]

She sounds cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

No, she's a former administration person. I give her an eight.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Like, I can't believe I'm saying that, But I'm an 8 believer.

[Bobby Bones]

I think this is definitely happening where they're building these bunkers for people that are rich. And my goal is just. I want to be invited. Like, I never want to be invited to anything. This is the one thing I would accept an invitation to. So I'm still gonna put it at a four. I'm with Amy. Like, I don't think it's this. I think it's something.

[Amy]

Did you see she also talked about maybe you said this, and I. But the secret space program, she didn't.

[Bobby Bones]

I did not see that in the story.

[Amy]

Okay. I don't know Now I'm trying to read about it because I was trying to see what Tucker Carlson said, but remember that one time we met him in a green room? You were going on.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, yeah. And he was a guest, too.

[Amy]

Yeah. And he was in the green room.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. And the governor of, like, New Mexico was US 3. What a group. It was me, the governor of New Mexico, and Tucker Carlson. Just chilling. I forgot all about that. Okay. I don't know if I believe it, but that sucks if so, because I don't think any of us have been invited.

[Amy]

Yeah. Unless you're just not allowed to say.

[Bobby Bones]

Good point.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

There we go. Bill Belichick's girlfriend competed in Ms. Maine USA.

[Amy]

Oh, finished third. Oh, okay. Good for her. Third. How old is she again?

[Bobby Bones]

24.

[Amy]

I get confused because he's so. He's so old. But at 24, that's, like the right age for pageant people.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Because I was thinking, isn't she too old for pageants? But she's not.

[Bobby Bones]

Jordan Hudson placed at the 2025 Miss Maine USA pageant. The New England native, 24, came in third. I would think that it hurt her. The. Bill Belichick is her boyfriend. Because that is a massive distraction. And I would think if the judges. Because I went and judged Miss USA once on the big. We didn't know we were doing, they should have never let us judge it. We were. No clue. But I'm thinking on the state level, they do know what they're doing, and they bring in people that probably are qualified to do this. And I would think that it hurt because can you imagine the distractions of that, of Bill Belichick girlfriend being in the Miss USA pageant? So I would think that even if she. I don't know what her talent was attracting old men. She gets on the stage. She gets on the stage. Hello.

[Eddie]

This is how you do it.

[Bobby Bones]

Grandpa's from everywhere. Start coming through all the doors with their walkers.

[Amy]

That's hilarious. Thank you, Bill. I saw Bill was there.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, he was. Yeah, of course.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Your girlfriend's there. You're gonna be there. Okay, so she lost to Shelby Howell, who previously placed his runner up in the competition in 2024.

[Amy]

Okay, but so she. I saw. She did it last year, too, same competition, and she got second, and then this year she got third. So she did. To your point, maybe, Bill.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Lunchbox]

The winner got.

[Bobby Bones]

Winner got second last year.

[Amy]

Oh, I thought that that was her.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, Hudson, who lost to Shelby Howe. Oh, maybe you're right. Hudson, who lost to Shelby Howe. Who previously placed as the runner up. I'm kind of confused by the thing, but maybe she was second last year. This.

[Amy]

Yeah, because she. I know she competed last year, too. And I'm like, how many years do.

[Bobby Bones]

You even do a talent? Because I don't know that they do one of them. They don't do anymore swimsuit or talent or something. They've been eliminating these.

[Amy]

You think they'd keep talent and eliminate swimsuit?

[Bobby Bones]

But.

[Amy]

That'S just me. I mean, I think your talent thing is 5:30amT.

[Bobby Bones]

Time, 4:30pm bedtime.

[Eddie]

Wouldn't they want the promotion, though? Like, yeah, all the press that Bill Belichick's girlfriend's in it.

[Bobby Bones]

But the judges, they're getting it. The judges for this aren't the television executives. So the answer is yeah. If it were the national, yes, yes. But statewide, no dang interview. Swimsuit, activewear, evening gown. Oh, yeah. No talent.

[Amy]

Really?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. She just bosses people around as her talent.

[Eddie]

Did you say activewear?

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know what that means. What do you wear?

[Eddie]

Lemons?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Like. Or maybe when they asked her a question, did Bill, like, yell out, we're not answering that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, I think he was fine with it. And she was the one who said, I'm not answering that. So congratulations to her. I guess you finished third. Yeah, it's pretty good. When do you age out of that? Do we know? Is there an age? Is it like college where you can only, you know, play ball for five years? Basically four in a red shirt. You got to be 18 or older.

[Amy]

18 to 28.

[Eddie]

Oh, she's got four years left.

[Bobby Bones]

Great. She'll be on another old man by next year.

[Amy]

That's for Miss America, so I assume same.

[Bobby Bones]

Speaking of sports, on Friday after the show, we had our Home run Derby. It was Morgan and Lunchbox. They were competing for CMA Fest tickets that are sold out. And first of all, we should never let Eddie be the guy that organizes.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bobby Bones]

Every film was lost. We kept being told to go to different fields.

[Eddie]

That was rough. Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And I was gone pretty much all week, in and out, because I had to go to Texas for the ACMs. I was like, you know, if Eddie's taking charge on this, great. We had a field.

[Eddie]

Dude, the field was ready to go. It wasn't even locked the day before I checked it. And then Ray got there before all of us, said, hey, bad news, it's locked.

[Bobby Bones]

Not only was it locked, then there was recess while we were playing.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that too.

[Amy]

Kids were Every time, like, you're like. If there was filming, it was like, we filmed that way. Film that way. There's.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you can't put kids in the video.

[Eddie]

But the kids loved it, though.

[Bobby Bones]

They watched a little bit of it. Yeah, they did.

[Lunchbox]

They were big fans.

[Bobby Bones]

And Eddie put us on, like, the nine year old field.

[Eddie]

That's where my son plays six year olds.

[Amy]

But also, isn't that the only way that there was gonna be a. What do you call it? A home run over the fence?

[Bobby Bones]

Possibly. But I think now Scuba and Mike will take over control of everything.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, I surrender those duties for sure because.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, we're taking them. You're not surrendering.

[Eddie]

I was stressed.

[Amy]

I mean, Bobby, you're not on our group text because we spare you.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Amy]

From that.

[Eddie]

No, but I copy and pasted everything.

[Amy]

I'm sure you did, but I'm just saying, like, he misses all of our interaction where we're like, really? Yeah.

[Eddie]

Who's in charge here?

[Amy]

Yeah. Like, you can't be serious right now.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox one. So congratulations to Lunchbox.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah. Eddie, thank you for believing in me. Ray, thank you for believing in me. All these other idiots thought Morgan was gonna be able to hit it farther than I was. Hit it out more times than I did. I don't know where you guys were living, but also, Ray, we have a clip from my cousin. He wanted to say something to Morgan. Morgan, what's up? This is Lunchbox's cousin.

[Bobby Bones]

I just want to say thank you so much for not being very good at softball. I can't wait for my family to enjoy those tickets. Don't worry, though, if your parents want to send me some money, I'll be glad to have a couple beers on them. Once again, thanks for sticking it up. I really appreciate it. Morgan, your thoughts?

[Amy]

That's just rude. I mean, I don't know why we have to be a bad sport about it. You won. Congratulations. You had great skills.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't show up.

[Amy]

But we don't have to be rude about it.

[Bobby Bones]

It was raining, too.

[Lunchbox]

It wasn't. There was nothing rude about.

[Bobby Bones]

The groundskeeper was on the field also. Everything was weird about it. Yes, the groundskeeper, he was great, though. He let us, like, kind of finish, but then he's on, like, raking because again, it was raining. So I wanted to make sure the field didn't get too muddy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

We had tournaments later that day. That's why.

[Bobby Bones]

There. So there's the whole live stream on the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page also. There is a full edited video version of it over on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. But Lunchbox is the winner. I think you deserve your. Your flowers.

[Lunchbox]

My name.

[Bobby Bones]

You did win.

[Eddie]

How many homers did he hit?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

I have four and 11 pitches, man.

[Amy]

Yeah, I mean, you only hit four.

[Bobby Bones]

He only hit a lady finish his last round.

[Amy]

Oh, that's true. I guess you would have hit more because Bobby hit like.

[Bobby Bones]

I wasn't playing. I wasn't playing. He did like 3 and 10.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Then he only needed one more swing.

[Amy]

I know. I just feel like you've been practicing. No thing. You're just.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm not part of this. I'm not part of this. No, I've been. I played softball. I did train so I could go play in the celebrity softball game, which I was MVP of. That.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Bobby Bones]

But I haven't played in a while. But it's not about me. Don't make it about.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, it's about me. I'm the home run champion. Morgan is not. That's what we. That's what we need to concentrate on.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes. Concentrate on him. Look at him.

[Lunchbox]

Look. It's all about me right now. Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Yes.

[Lunchbox]

Let's not deflect.

[Amy]

It's just like every single one, he hit it over.

[Lunchbox]

Not every single one. That's the lie.

[Bobby Bones]

That's not true. Okay. I'm not making it about me.

[Lunchbox]

It's about me. Let's me and Morgan not being able to do it. Let's talk about that.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

Well, my first thought is sometimes our, our periods sync up. So then if we're on the same period cycle and then we're on the same ovulation cycle and then bam.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I love a good bam. I love a good bam. But she had us walking somewhere very clinical and then she just was a bam. Experts say it's because once we see someone else make the plunge, we're more likely to do so.

[Amy]

Oh.

[Bobby Bones]

The possibility of having a job raising kids seems a lot more doable since your co worker just showed you a blueprint.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

And they wrote bam. A veterinarian warns against seemingly harmless activities with your dog because a massive parasite was found in a woman's pelvis. So they found a cyst twice the size of a tennis ball in the pelvis of a pregnant woman who was rushed to the hospital. They successfully saved the 26 year old woman. And as they go through the story, they found out that mostly it came from letting the dog lick her face.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah, we have to stop.

[Eddie]

Oh, you guys let your dog do that?

[Bobby Bones]

No, not anymore.

[Amy]

We as a society need to stop.

[Bobby Bones]

I used to actually lick it back. I have a wife who frowns on that now. Dogs should not lick faces, especially around the mouth or eyes. As a matter of health. Dr. Amy Warner, a resident veterinarian at a pet insurance company, says to the Daily Mail, humans are not infected by the adult tapeworms within the dog, but instead ingest echinocus eggs. I'm sure I said that Wrong past and dog feces by accident. If a dog has fecal soiling on its mouth or coat and then it licks someone, there is potential for transmission. To avoid contracting the disease, Warner recommends keeping your dog away from raw meat and livestock and getting the pooch dee warmed regularly and New York Post. Okay, I'm looking at the worm. Yeah. Because they don't really know what poop is. It was like, Amy, I got into all this trouble on our show 25 Whistles because I went on this whole thing about how horse racing is not a sport because the athlete at least needs to know it's a sport to be a sport. Horses don't even understand the concept of a sport. They can't hold the trophy. The jockeys aren't the winners. And if every horse was even and then we graded them on jockeys, that would be the sport. But the horse doesn't understand what a sport is. So how can there be a sport if the competitor doesn't know what a sport is? Oh, like we don't celebrate the race car, we celebrate the driver. True.

[Amy]

Okay, but if the horse didn't have the jockey on it, would it know, like, what. Exactly what to do, or does the jockey guide it?

[Bobby Bones]

The jockey does guide it, yes. Okay, but if the jockey was celebrated, but the Right. Exactly.

[Amy]

Right, yeah. Well, so the jockey should be the winner.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, the jockey does, but the horse is the one that celebrated. You don't breed jockeys.

[Eddie]

I guess you could.

[Bobby Bones]

So. And it was met. I was not met. Well, by. By the horse racing. And I was like, it's not a sport. I don't think every sport needs to have a ball. But if you don't have a ball, then there needs to be something about your sport, like running. I think running is a sport, like. But it's rare that there's a non ball sport. An animal is the athlete. The animal doesn't understand what an athlete is or what the sport is. And if you don't understand what a sport is, how can you compete in a sport?

[Amy]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

So you're just an animal that's being trained to run fast. So that was the whole thing. Right. So I go on this whole thing and I don't even know where I was going with that. But I was talking about horse racing is not a sport. And.

[Amy]

Well, because, I mean, we were talking about animals. Poop.

[Eddie]

You say you don't even know what poop is.

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And then you go, thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

That's what it translates to. Horses don't know what a Sport is. Or a trophy. And if you're like, you won. They're not like, I did. Wow. Let me go tell my friends. They don't even know what winning is.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And if you don't even know what winning is, do you win?

[Eddie]

But in the cartoon cars, like, the cars know that they're winning, like Lightning McQueen.

[Bobby Bones]

That is a great point.

[Amy]

How is that a great point?

[Bobby Bones]

It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. But I say that to move on.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, I don't. I don't know that I'm ready to move on because I feel like the jockeys are feeling a little. Or people in the horse industry are probably a little disrespected. It not being a sport. I think it's a sport.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not a sport at all. It's a sport if the winner of the game in the sport doesn't know. They would just want a sport or the concept of a sport. How can it be a sport? Name another sport where the person winning doesn't even know what they're doing.

[Amy]

Why don't we just alter the. Okay. Is bull riding a sport?

[Bobby Bones]

If the bull knocks the bull, the rider is.

[Amy]

Well, then why don't we just change who wins?

[Bobby Bones]

But we're not. Now you're having to change it to be a sport. I'm saying, as it is now, it's not a sport. It is a very. It's difficult to train a horse to run fast.

[Amy]

So the jockey gets a trophy, right?

[Bobby Bones]

No, the.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Bobby Bones]

But the jockey is not the one that's celebrated the most.

[Amy]

Just the horse and the owner of the horse.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Jockey rides another horse three races later.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Back in like the 20s, main sports were boxing and horse racing. Talk about a terrible time. Boxing's a sport. No ball. But what a terrible.

[Amy]

Gymnastics is a sport, no ball.

[Bobby Bones]

And also it's like a sport. You need to, like, be able to, like, root for your team. Like, the horse may run three times a year.

[Eddie]

Like, who won the Derby? Silhouette. What was the horse's name? Do you remember?

[Lunchbox]

Don't even remember.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox]

But we definitely don't know the jockeys.

[Bobby Bones]

Who won the Super Bowl.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, the Eagles.

[Bobby Bones]

Correct. The Eagles did.

[Amy]

Okay. See, but yeah, I've already forgot that.

[Eddie]

People know that.

[Bobby Bones]

People know that.

[Amy]

I'm sure if I really thought about it, I'd recall. Especially since I. Yeah, the Eagles.

[Bobby Bones]

You would. But the horseshoe wouldn't.

[Amy]

Huh. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Anyway, I got crushed for that. And I, you know, Home Alone's also Not a Christmas movie.

[Amy]

Yes, it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that's. That's fine. I'm happy to have these thoughts that nobody agrees with. Marriage is a shield against depression.

[Eddie]

Just another theory of yours?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's a new story. News story. Thank you, though. From Nature Human Behavior, a research publication. Unmarried people are about 80% more likely to have symptoms of depression than those who are married. The divorce, meanwhile, have almost 100% higher risk of depression. Humans were created to be connected to people, and the relationships we have can bring us more positivity than we bring ourselves at times. Thoughts?

[Amy]

Yeah. I mean, I think a lot of people are lonely, but you can be in a marriage and be really lonely, too.

[Bobby Bones]

Sure.

[Amy]

So just depends. And we had that article last week or whatever where it's like, how many people are stuck in a relationship and they're not going to get out?

[Bobby Bones]

Hey, marriage not a sport. No ball, no ball. And next up, an average American driver has a collision claim for insurance Approximately once every 17.9 years. Meaning if you started driving at 16, you're likely to be involved in a crash around the age of 34. During a typical driving lifetime, you're expected to experience three to four accidents. Overall, drivers that have commutes in busy cities typically will have five or six in their lifetime. From the National Safety Council. So, Amy, how many times have you filed insurance on anything on your car?

[Amy]

Minimal number since I've been 16.

[Bobby Bones]

In the past 10 years.

[Amy]

In the past 10 years? Like, none.

[Bobby Bones]

Come on. You're out of your mind.

[Amy]

I'm not out of my mind. No, no, I'm not out of my mind.

[Lunchbox]

Oh, you just pay cash.

[Amy]

Y' all are acting like. No.

[Bobby Bones]

Some of these give them hush money at the scene.

[Amy]

Some of these things, they're not worth filing because my insurance would go up worse. So I pay cash for the little dental. That.

[Bobby Bones]

Fair enough. Fair enough. South Carolina petting zoo worker is killed by a kangaroo after stepping into its pinned roughhouse with itw. This would be a sport, fighting kangaroos?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The brother of a South Carolina petting zoo owner was apparently beaten to death by a kangaroo after going into the pen to roughhouse with it. Guy had to be drunk, right? I mean, I don't know that he.

[Lunchbox]

Goes in there and rough houses with it a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

I would imagine he gets drunk a lot.

[Lunchbox]

That's probably true.

[Eddie]

Maybe.

[Bobby Bones]

But again, this is me inserting that part of the story. I'm not sure. Eric's slate was discovered inside the facility just before midnight.

[Lunchbox]

Okay. Yeah, that screams he had a history.

[Bobby Bones]

Of stepping into the kangaroo enclosure and roughhousing with it. The kangaroo was still in its enclosure at the family owned farm. I still maintain that I could beat up a random kangaroo because I'm playing the numbers game as well. And people will send me these jacked up kangaroos. Yeah. But odds are I'm not gonna get one of those jacked up kangaroos. I'm gonna. There are just the odds I can get a baby newborn kangaroo that I would smoosh immediately, that I would get one of the biggest, strongest ones. True or false? True. Yeah. So my point is, if you were just to go lottery ball. Okay. Kangaroo, four, seven, three, six, nine. You'll now fight Bobby. I will beat that kangaroo up. I'd bet on myself 100 out of 100 times. That being said, where this guy was an idiot is he did it in a cage. He wants to move around. He got trapped. Oh. It's also probably for more reasons than that. One of the reasons that he was idiotic, he did it in a cage. Why are you gonna go into their home and fight them in their home where you're trapped?

[Eddie]

So where would you fight yours?

[Bobby Bones]

Out in the open?

[Eddie]

Just in the field or in the ring with ropes.

[Bobby Bones]

And then I have to stick my head out. He has to stop, has to let up. Yeah. I'd fight mine out in the open so I could run. Okay. That's the news. Oh, hold on. I gotta ring the bell. Forgot to ring the bell. What's the bell mean?

[Lunchbox]

A thousand followers.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

The only one that knows he remembers everything.

[Lunchbox]

Because I pay attention and I'm worried about that thousand dollars I want to get.

[Bobby Bones]

So we went up another thousand followers in the Bobby Bone Show YouTube page. So we ring the bell. 304,000. There it is. Thank you very much. Go and follow us if you don't mind. Bobby bone show on YouTube. Now you can hit it, Ray. Those were Bobby's big stor. Bobby Bone show bonehead story of the day.

[Lunchbox]

This might be an Alzheimer, guys. Alzheimer. This story comes to us from Mount Fiji. A 27 year old man decided to climb the mountain. It gets all the way to the top. But he lost his crampons that stick into the ice. His what? Crampons. They're like. They're foot clips.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, we wouldn't have known that. You just tossed a word at us. We had no idea what it was. Yeah, it sounds like crayons and tampons. And I was like, which one did he mean to say? Got it. So they're Called crampons.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, and they stick to your shoes so you can walk in the ice. So he wasn't gonna be able to get back down. Had to call emergency people to evacuate him. Five days later, he's like, oh, man, I left my cell phone up there. I gotta go get it. So he climbed up to the mountain, got altitude sickness, dizzy, nauseous, had to call for help and be rescued again.

[Amy]

Oh, my.

[Bobby Bones]

Crampons. Huh?

[Eddie]

Crampons.

[Bobby Bones]

All that.

[Lunchbox]

Guys, he had to be rescued from the mountain twice in five days.

[Bobby Bones]

I know. What a weird name for something. A crampon. Did they not think this sounds too. So much like tampon?

[Eddie]

I mean, that's what I thought when you first said it.

[Amy]

Like, where do I put this?

[Bobby Bones]

Funny, you said frame. He's like, al, this hurts. They're like, no, man, put it on your feet. He's like, man, I don't know how people climb with this thing. This thing hurts bad. Yeah, man.

[Lunchbox]

You guys lost the whole thing.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no. That guy was an idiot. The guy was an idiot for sure.

[Lunchbox]

He went back for his cell phone.

[Bobby Bones]

I know I've probably done that, but I just think, like, yeah.

[Amy]

Cause, like, what is he supposed to do?

[Eddie]

Leave it.

[Lunchbox]

Get a new one?

[Amy]

Or maybe if somebody else is hiking, you say, hey, can you grab my phone?

[Bobby Bones]

Well, you just leave it. You don't put your crampons back on. And can you only wear them at one time of the month, right? Oh, my gosh.

[Lunchbox]

I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day?

[Bobby Bones]

Here's a voicemail from Pedro in Texas. Hey, good morning, studio. I just went to the I Heart Country Music Festival. I'm telling you guys, you guys killed it. Bailey Zimmerman, awesome show. And it was nice to see Lunchbox not in a hoodie. There you go.

[Eddie]

That's true. You didn't wear one.

[Bobby Bones]

That's later. Later, Graham. That festival, like, a week ago. But we appreciate you calling. Sounds like he was driving from it, though, is the weird thing. He's like, I'm leaving right now. Yeah. Lunchbox was not in a hoodie, so we appreciated that. I think it's because somebody else addressed him other than himself.

[Lunchbox]

Yeah, I didn't pick out a hoodie. I didn't have my much say in what I wore, so it was a hoodie. I had a hoodie in my bag.

[Bobby Bones]

Just in case you needed to go.

[Lunchbox]

Full formal and got told, hoodie's not going to work.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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