TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD (TUES): Bobby Received An Unexpected Gift + Lunchbox FINALLY Going To The Doctor!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Bobby Bones Show – "TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD (TUES): Bobby Received An Unexpected Gift + Lunchbox FINALLY Going To The Doctor!"

Date: May 19, 2026
Host: Bobby Bones (with Amy, Caitlin, Morgan, Lunchbox, and others)
Producer: Premiere Networks

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Bobby Bones Show" features the popular "Tell Me Something Good" segment, where each cast member shares recent personal wins or uplifting stories. The show follows a loose, conversational format with friendly banter, jokes, and relatable anecdotes about daily life, health, parenthood, and moments of kindness. The episode is light-hearted, occasionally silly, and packed with feel-good updates, including Lunchbox’s overdue doctor visit and stories about community and family.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Amy Receives an Unexpected Gift (02:39)

• Amy shares how a friend (Kevin Klug) brought over a home-cooked meal as a kind gesture after Amy’s baby arrived. She appreciated the drop-off style and the five-minute visit format:

  "Love the fact that he knew and I knew, we both knew that neither one of us really wanted to spend a lot of time there." (03:12, Amy)

• Discussion follows about the thoughtfulness of this, the logistics, and if men do this without women’s prompting, ending with praise for Kevin's considerate approach.

Timestamp: 02:39–05:39

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2. Caitlin’s Travel Worries and “Final Destination” Fears (05:45)

• Caitlin talks about receiving a car tire pressure warning during a road trip, her anxieties, and how nothing bad ended up happening.
• Amy and team riff about highway driving fears and lane preferences, poking fun at Amy’s slow driving and lane choices:

  "Any car at any time, halfway distracted, could swerve over and kill all of us. And the only thing that's keeping it from doing that are two painted yellow lines that don't stop anything." (07:05, Amy)

Timestamp: 05:45–10:38

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3. Highway Lane Etiquette Debate (07:19)

• The group debates proper highway lane usage:
  • Amy claims the right lane is for slow drivers and the left for passing.
  • Caitlin and Morgan prefer the left lane for their commutes.
• Lunchbox and others chime in humorously, with tangents about speed and personal driving quirks.

Timestamp: 07:19–10:38

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4. Lunchbox FINALLY Going to the Doctor (10:40)

• Lunchbox announces his long-awaited doctor appointment for his midsection issues, humorously documenting his “breakup” with his physical therapist:

  "Let me tell you, I had to break up with my physical therapist … It was weird." (11:20, Lunchbox)

• Discussion on how awkward it was to cancel therapy, and jokes about Lunchbox being the only man in his previous “pelvic floor” classes with pregnant women.

Timestamp: 10:40–13:07

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5. Good News: Dental Victories and Minor Injuries (13:11)

• Morgan celebrates getting his permanent tooth crown—relief after a dental ordeal:

  “Dude, you were right … it was 20 minutes top.” (13:11, Morgan)

• Steve shares relief at his possibly-broken toe not being as bad as feared after a sand volleyball injury.
• Amy notes: “A broken toe is like a broken rib. … There is nothing you can do about it except just pray that it feels better soon and let it heal.” (14:41, Amy)

Timestamp: 13:11–15:46

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6. VIP Drama: Kane Brown’s Bar Opening (18:51)

• Lighthearted rivalry as Amy reveals Ray got an invite to the exclusive “friends and family” opening of Kane Brown’s new bar, while Eddie and Lunchbox only got the general public invite.

  "No, no, it's still a good night." (20:00, Amy)
  "But it's not the night night." (20:02, Lunchbox)

• The crew jokes about the social status difference and who’s likely to meet Kane Brown or other celebrities at the event.

Timestamp: 18:51–22:27

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7. More "Tell Me Something Good" Stories

a. Ray’s Small Joy:

• Ray celebrates his wife leaving him extra food in the fridge, calling it his favorite surprise.

  “Quesadillas from O’Charley’s. I mean, what an amazing start to the day." (22:52, Ray)

b. Abby’s Massage Mishap:

• Abby books a new massage after a previous awkward incident where a male therapist made strange noises (“moaning”).

  "He enjoyed it more than me. Let's just put it that way." (23:38, Abby)

c. Scuba Steve’s Proud Parent Moment

• Scuba Steve shares his daughter’s preschool graduation, reflecting on her remarkable progress with communication:

  “It’s just for me, it’s an emotional time to see her grow up and change… it’s a mind-f seeing them change and blossom into these humans.” (26:16, Scuba Steve)

Timestamp: 22:35–27:19

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8. Feel-Good News Stories (28:26)

a. Mother and Son Graduate Together

• Amy reports on Reverend Dr. Carla Hunter Ramsey (age 56) and her son Wesley both graduating from Howard University at the same time. Team jokes that Lunchbox might do that with his own son if news cameras show up.

b. Lunchbox’s “Legacy” at UTSA

• Lunchbox claims he’s part of UTSA’s legacy because his body (without his head) is in a student mosaic on a campus building.

  "They took a picture of me … when the new building got built, I'm in there, but they cut off my head." (30:38, Lunchbox)

c. Teens Save a Life

• Lunchbox shares a story of three high schoolers helping a man with a heart attack after pulling over for his flat tire, ultimately saving his life.

Timestamp: 28:26–31:43

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• “Any car at any time, halfway distracted, could swerve over and kill all of us. And the only thing that's keeping it from doing that are two painted yellow lines that don't stop anything.” — Amy (07:05)
• “It was a weird, awkward conversation and I think maybe she was a little sad that I didn't do it in person... But at that point, it's like, do I really need to drive over there and tell her?” — Lunchbox on breaking up with his physical therapist (12:12)
• "He enjoyed it more than me. Let's just put it that way." — Abby (23:38) describing her awkward massage experience
• “My body is on that building. ... I'm in there, but they cut off my head.” — Lunchbox (30:38) describing his 'legacy' at UTSA

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Flow & Tone

The episode maintains a mix of authentic vulnerability, humor, and relatability. The team supports each other's stories with playful ribbing but also genuine affirmation. Feel-good, sometimes silly, and always aiming for laughter—even when discussing medical or awkward topics.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Amy’s unexpected meal story: 02:39–05:39
• Caitlin’s road trip anxieties: 05:45–07:19
• Lane etiquette/daily driving chat: 07:19–10:38
• Lunchbox’s doctor appointment & PT breakup: 10:40–13:07
• Dental & injury stories: 13:11–15:46
• Kane Brown’s bar invite competition: 18:51–22:27
• Tell Me Something Good round-robin: 22:35–27:19
• Mother/son graduation, Lunchbox mosaic, teens save a man: 28:26–31:43

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Conclusion

This episode of The Bobby Bones Show emphasizes small victories, support within the team, and the humor that emerges from real life’s awkward moments. Whether it’s sharing surprise meals, facing long-awaited health appointments, or poking fun at each other’s legacies, the spirit is always uplifting and comedic, making it a warm listen even for newcomers.

Transcript

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Joe Jonas]

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[Kevin Jonas]

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[Nick Jonas]

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[Kevin Jonas]

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[Nick Jonas]

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[Amy]

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[Kevin Jonas]

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[Nick Jonas]

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[Amy]

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[Morgan]

The worst.

[Robert Smigel]

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[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

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[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

To the group, the Yardbirds.

[Joe Jonas]

Right?

[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

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[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

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[Robert Smigel]

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[Doug]

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[Kevin Jonas]

It's time for the good news. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

Had a friend call me yesterday and go, hey, I'm gonna bring some food over. And I was like, for what? Am I doing potluck or anything? He's like, no, I just wanted to wait till kind of calm down. But I'll bring some food, and if you need to, I'll just drop it off the door. But it's gonna be hot, so be sure to get it. And so I was like, oh, great. So I brought it for the baby. And so he brought, like, a bunch of steak and sweet potatoes, and he was just going to drop it off. I was just getting home, and I saw him, and I was like, he came inside for, like, five minutes. Love the fact that he knew and I knew, we both knew that neither one of us really wanted to spend a lot of time there. And I really like this person, but I had baby to take care of. He probably had somewhere to be, but I thought it was super nice.

[Caitlin]

Like a guy guy all on his own. Does he have a woman in his life?

[Morgan]

Why?

[Lunchbox Man]

I really wouldn't think of that.

[Amy]

He cooked it himself.

[Morgan]

That's interesting.

[Caitlin]

Okay, see, this is where I'm getting, like, this is pretty cool.

[Morgan]

He's a single dude.

[Amy]

No, it's Kevin Klug, who I trained with for a long time.

[Caitlin]

Hold on. He just had a baby.

[Amy]

He did. I know his third. And so when they had the baby,

[Caitlin]

how does he have time?

[Amy]

Well, and this is what he said, too, when they had the baby. My new thing is, somebody has a baby, I send him an UberEats or a door Dash gift card, because whichever they use, I send it to them. And go get the food on your own time, because I know times are weird. So I sent it to him as soon as he had the baby. And then the next day he was like, we didn't do anything for you guys. I promise it's not because you sent that, but we're going to cook you dinner. And he also knows what I like to eat and what Caitlin eats because she has to eat super clean because of her autoimmune disease. And so he made a bunch of steak, chopped and sweet potatoes, and just dropped it off. And he's like, hey, I'm going to be a little later. I'm not done with sweet potatoes yet. So he was cooking the sweet potatoes himself.

[Caitlin]

No. That's cool.

[Morgan]

So what were you thinking?

[Caitlin]

I was thinking sexism.

[Amy]

What?

[Caitlin]

No, I didn't lunchbox is the one that interjected and said there's no way he's thinking of it if he doesn't have a woman in his life. And that wasn't where I was going. I was just curious because I was going to give him props if he also didn't have a woman in his life. And he did that anyways.

[Amy]

He has a woman, but she's focused probably on the three kids now and the new baby.

[Caitlin]

Like, he has a woman and baby.

[Amy]

So he got a woman.

[Caitlin]

He knows what it's like. Similar to you. Like, you didn't really realize what it was like until you got a woman and a baby.

[Amy]

I'd also like to say the fact that he was going to drop it off on the porch. A plus.

[Caitlin]

Yeah.

[Amy]

And then when he came in. Five minutes.

[Morgan]

Did you enjoy the five minutes of community time?

[Amy]

Yes, because I knew there was a limit on the five minutes. We had discussed that as he was

[Caitlin]

walking inside, you were like, I'm setting a timer.

[Amy]

Trust me. We have spent many hours together, hundreds of hours together. And so he was getting there, and he goes, I. I won't be long. I was like, I got five minutes. And he was like, great. So I go back, and luckily, Billy was eating in the bedroom. And so I went and I grabbed her. I was like, look at the baby. Took her back. And he was like, dang, that's a lot of hair. And then we talked for a second about his. And then it was like, all right, good to see you. And away he went.

[Caitlin]

Perfect.

[Amy]

A plus. Couldn't have. Couldn't have happened better. So that is mine. What do you have?

[Caitlin]

Well, so I had my little road trip yesterday, and I got this tire notification that popped up as I'm driving, and I'm thinking, what? I just got four new tires. Luckily, I took a screenshot and then I Googled it, and it was like, just this one thing. I had to switch, and the notification went away. Everything was fine.

[Amy]

Is the thing you switch. Turn off. Just turn off all notifications. Because you can turn them off even if you don't fix it.

[Caitlin]

No, I just had to go through and, like, adjust it. It said something about, I don't know, I have a photo. But I also sent it to the guy that did my tires.

[Amy]

And.

[Caitlin]

And then. But after I sent it to him, I was like, oh, I'm just gonna Google it. Cause that's probably annoying. People probably text you tire stuff all the time. Uh, but I was just thankful that nothing was wrong. And the road trip, like, nothing no, nothing shady happened. I was trying to both hands on the wheel the whole time. I kept having these visions of accidents happening. Just. I was like, is this preparing me for something? And then. No accidents happened. Tell me something good.

[Amy]

All I think about is final destination, where they think.

[Caitlin]

Do you ever think, like, what if that car in front of me, like, swerves or a tire flies off? Or, like, I kept having visions, or this car runs into that car? Like, what's going to be my move?

[Amy]

Amy, have you heard my thoughts on the two yellow lines in the middle of the road?

[Caitlin]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Any car at any time, halfway distracted, could swerve over and kill all of us. And the only thing that's keeping it from doing that are two painted yellow lines that don't stop anything. So, yeah, I've had that.

[Caitlin]

Yeah. Okay, so it wasn't like, there's four lanes.

[Amy]

Like, two go on one, two go on the other with yellow lines in the middle. I'm in the far right lane. I don't ride the middle.

[Caitlin]

What do you do on the highway? I mean, I know there's not oncoming traffic.

[Amy]

Yeah. No oncoming traffic. I don't care. You know what can stop cars? Those barriers in the middle.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Caitlin]

But I didn't know if you had a preferred lane, because you do drive slow.

[Morgan]

You drive slow.

[Amy]

All you guys can, like, kiss me.

[Morgan]

No, no, no. Relatively slow compared to everyone else.

[Caitlin]

So I didn't know, Like, I think you're supposed to stay in the right lane.

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah, the slow lane.

[Morgan]

We prefer you on the right lane.

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah.

[Amy]

I don't always drive slow, but if I don't have somewhere to go and I don't need to hastily arrive, I will drive the speed limit.

[Caitlin]

When is the last time you ever hastily arrived? Anywhere. And I'm not. I'm not being. This is actually a compliment.

[Amy]

There are times probably, when something happens in traffic. I've been really good about leaving earlier with the baby. If we leave to go somewhere, like,

[Caitlin]

you leave with enough time to probably get a flat tire.

[Amy]

Most of the time I do, but there are times where I do, because if there's traffic or if there's an accident, that does slow me a bit. I'm human. Watch me. I'm gonna make myself bleed. Watch. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Oh, I was gonna.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

We believe you.

[Amy]

I was gonna stab myself with a pen. So you guys believed it. Yeah. Again, I'm not traditionally known for being late, but it. Stuff happens. But on the highway, I usually drive in the right lane. Unless slower. Unless I get a pass. But you're supposed to do that, you know, it's not slower traffic.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Amy]

No, you ride in that lane until you need to pass. That's it. And then you pass and you get back in the right lane, right?

[Caitlin]

No, I don't ever ride in the right lane ever. Ever.

[Morgan]

So you're always going really fast.

[Caitlin]

I mean, I might be in there for a minute if I'm trying to get over, but if I'm in the right lane, I'm trying to get to the middle or the.

[Morgan]

Do you ever look in your rear view and see like 80 cars behind you? Really upset?

[Caitlin]

I know, I'm like, oh, I better move.

[Amy]

Why would you say I don't ever drive?

[Caitlin]

I don't ever.

[Amy]

I mean, unless you're passing cars, you should always be in the right lane.

[Morgan]

That's true. That's the rule. Yeah.

[Caitlin]

Okay. Eddie and I have similar routes to work. The similar route to work and it's on the highway for quite a bit.

[Morgan]

Do you see me sometimes?

[Abby]

I do.

[Caitlin]

But like, would you like you get in the right lane when you're on your way to work?

[Morgan]

No, I'm always on the left lane.

[Steve]

See?

[Amy]

Same if you're passing cars. Great.

[Morgan]

It's just there's never anyone in the left lane. So it's perfect. It's like it's all yours.

[Caitlin]

It's also carpool lane, no. Uh huh. Isn't it?

[Morgan]

Yeah, it is here. Yes.

[Amy]

If you're not carpooling though.

[Caitlin]

I know, but you just take your chances.

[Amy]

But okay.

[Morgan]

She has one of those blow up dolls in the passenger seat.

[Caitlin]

Yeah, I just. Wow. I didn't. I'm gonna have to give that a.

[Morgan]

The right lane.

[Amy]

The right lane is where you're supposed to drive. Unless you're passing and then you get over back in the right lane.

[Abby]

Okay.

[Lunchbox Man]

What about the middle lane?

[Caitlin]

Yeah.

[Amy]

What are you talking about? We're talking about two lanes on each side.

[Lunchbox Man]

Oh, she's talking about the highway. She's talking about the highway.

[Amy]

Okay. But on the highway, unless you're taking like a left exit, you should always be in the right lane. Unless you're passing

[Caitlin]

that.

[Amy]

That's the general rule.

[Caitlin]

I feel like it would take me forever to get to work. Also six miles down the road, I got to exit left.

[Amy]

Six miles.

[Caitlin]

Yeah, I want to be in the left. So when it's time for me to exit, I'm not like, excuse me now

[Amy]

I want to make myself bleed. Just because of the segment. It's not even that. I want to show you I'm human. Okay.

[Caitlin]

Wow.

[Amy]

Lunchbox man.

[Lunchbox Man]

Today's a big day for me, you guys. I mean Amy surprised me with Dr. K coming in here, the Titans doctor looking at my midsection. And today at 2:00 clock I have an appointment. I will be going to his office and laying down on the table and hopefully he will be fixing me.

[Amy]

Well, I wouldn't put that expectation.

[Lunchbox Man]

I'm just hoping, is it hopefully that

[Amy]

you go in and get fixed though today? Even though hopefully I would hope you go in. He can address it and it is a slow process to being fixed.

[Lunchbox Man]

That's what I mean. Also is like he's going to be able to say these are the steps, let's start doing it.

[Amy]

And what do you miss your pregnant women?

[Lunchbox Man]

Let me tell you, I had to break up with my physical therapist.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's awkward.

[Lunchbox Man]

And it was, it was weird.

[Caitlin]

Like, did he advise that?

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah, he was like, yeah, I would hold off on physical theory physical therapy for now. Maybe I'll send you back. But let's wait. So I called her and I was like, hey, you know I'm not going to be to make it in today and I need to cancel my future appointments because I went to a new doctor. And she's like, so how long are you going to be out? I was like, no, no, like this

[Amy]

is it, it's not you, it's me.

[Lunchbox Man]

And she was like, oh, so like maybe a couple of weeks you'll come back? I was like, maybe a couple months. I'm not sure. She goes, oh, so what to close like your case file?

[Amy]

Okay. She was getting all sad talking like that.

[Lunchbox Man]

Oh no, she was, she was.

[Amy]

Oh no.

[Morgan]

And then like only a couple of weeks, right? No, no, I'll see you again.

[Amy]

You're right.

[Caitlin]

She sounds devastated.

[Lunchbox Man]

No, she was. No, she was. It was very, it was, it was a weird, awkward conversation and I think maybe she was a little sad that I didn't do it in person. Like I didn't come say goodbye or whatever. I just called. But at that point it's like, do I really need to drive over there and tell her? So I did it over the phone.

[Amy]

So no more pelvic floor class.

[Lunchbox Man]

No more pelvic floor class with all the pregnant women. Yeah. So all the pregnant women have just disappeared. They're probably like, what happened to that guy? Did he just pass away?

[Caitlin]

Because that's medical. And you go in and you're probably using your insurance. I don't know. But do You. Are you Daniel there?

[Lunchbox Man]

Nope.

[Amy]

Is that who she misses? Daniel?

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's a good question.

[Amy]

That makes sense. He really likes Daniel because he's so like him.

[Morgan]

He's a nice guy.

[Lunchbox Man]

No, no, no.

[Steve]

So you.

[Caitlin]

You go there as Lunchbox.

[Amy]

Yep.

[Morgan]

That says. It says lunchbox in your medical card.

[Lunchbox Man]

Yep.

[Amy]

Does it say lunch space, last name, box, or lunchbox?

[Lunchbox Man]

Lunchbox.

[Amy]

And then what's the last name?

[Lunchbox Man]

That's it. There is no last name.

[Amy]

Sounds like share.

[Lunchbox Man]

It's like McLovin.

[Morgan]

Okay, bomb.

[Amy]

Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. All right, cool. Eddie, tell me something good.

[Morgan]

Yeah, dude, you were right. So I went to the dentist yesterday to get my crown. I had a temporary. Amy was like, I got a root canal, but they put a temporary crown on there, and I had to go back to get my permanent one. And, dude, you're right. It was 20 minutes top.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Nothing.

[Amy]

Nothing.

[Morgan]

Yeah, like, they didn't have to. The. The mold that came in was exactly perfect. Like, it fit great. They sealed it, which. I don't understand the ceiling thing, like, because the temporary. Beep. Yeah. And the temporary one, they just, like, grabbed it and pulled it off. Like, that was it, like.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

It was barely just. It doesn't really. It just kind of snaps on. That's it. But the permanent one is like a seal with a little light on it, and then it's supposed to stay on there forever, and it does.

[Amy]

He was nervous yesterday during the segment because he was going in to have that final from his root canal. He said, I gotta go in again today. And I was like, oh, it's much easier. They've already ripped the root out. Now they just put the temporary on. So it'll be quick.

[Morgan]

The permanent one.

[Amy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Morgan]

But also, too, like, I thought they were going to numb it, which they didn't have to numb it. It's very easy.

[Amy]

So the seal is weird. They treat it. I think that's what they say. They take that thing go.

[Morgan]

It's like some liquid they put on it, and then a blue light that's supposed to seal it forever. And I'm like, how does that work? That's crazy.

[Amy]

Congratulations on your tooth. It's a good day, Morgan.

[Steve]

Well, so I thought that I potentially broke my toe, but I. It seems to be recovering now, so I'm really excited that I don't have a potential other injury.

[Amy]

A broken toe is like a broken rib. If you've ever had one or both, there is nothing you can do about it except just pray that it feels better soon and let it heal, because with a broken rib, you can cover it so it doesn't get hit again, but you can't really, like, reset it. I've broken a cracked couple ribs, I've broken a couple toes, and nothing you can do except cover it. They don't do anything.

[Morgan]

They're just like, yeah, could her toe, could that have been broken?

[Amy]

Not if it feels this good this quick.

[Steve]

Yeah, it was so. It was really bad. When we were playing sand volleyball, I had got, like, what they call, like, a sand monster, which is a turf toe in sand volleyball, and I had, like, got my toe stuck underneath sand, and it was painful. You would, like, genuinely, you would have thought that I, like, broke my ankle, and I was in pain for 48 hours. I was barely walking. I was limping. I looked like a little penguin trying to stumble over places. And now, like, today I woke up and it feels a whole lot better than it did. So I'm, like, hopeful that it's not as serious of an injury as I thought it was.

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[Doug]

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[Liberty Mutual Voice]

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[Liberty Mutual Agent]

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[Amy]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Agent]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

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[Nick Jonas]

Hey, it's us, the Jonas Brothers. And guess what? We have some big news. What's the news?

[Kevin Jonas]

Huge news.

[Nick Jonas]

We created our own podcast called hey, Jonas.

[Kevin Jonas]

We invented a podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, we didn't invent it.

[Amy]

We.

[Nick Jonas]

We just contributed to First People to Do Podcasts. Pretty yeah, pretty wide range of podcasts, but this one's extra special.

[Lunchbox Man]

So how did we.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

How do we actually come up with the name hey Jonas? Guys, I honestly don't remember.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

I think it was on a call

[Podcast Promo Voice]

about what we should call it and, well, we were thinking. I'm originally calling it one of the early names of our band before Jonas Brothers was.

[Nick Jonas]

This is how you guys remember it going down?

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Yes.

[Nick Jonas]

I have a very different memory of this. We were talking about a thing a

[Amy]

bit for the podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

People could call in and say, hey Jonas. And then I wrote down on my little notepad, hey Jonas and offered it up as a potential title for the podcast. But thanks for remembering that.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Guys, listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

Just listen. We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guest, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their between songs banter. The worst singer in the group.

[Morgan]

The worst.

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah, me.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group?

[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

To the group, the Yardbirds.

[Lunchbox Man]

Right.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

But they're open. If you have a name suggestion.

[Morgan]

We're open.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

Since you guys are middle aged, one erection.

[Robert Smigel]

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Doug]

Humor me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Amy]

Hey Ray. Violo. Do you want to tell me something good for you that I have for you?

[Joe Jonas]

Sure.

[Amy]

So it's mostly telling me something bad for Eddie, but in comparison to Ray. So I got Ray into Kane's Thursday night grand opening.

[Caitlin]

Oh, Kane Brown.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Which Kane do you know?

[Caitlin]

The wrestler you think I was talking

[Amy]

about Undertaker's brother Kane raising Kane's chicken. Yeah, sorry, Kane Brown.

[Caitlin]

Yeah.

[Amy]

So got Ray into that. And yesterday he was saying he's gonna go, but Bae's probably not gonna go. He's gonna go by himself because her job. And then Eddie's like, I got invited too. But Eddie got invited. The Friday night one.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I got an email, dude. VIP baby, Friday night.

[Joe Jonas]

I'll let you know how it is, though.

[Amy]

Hey, no, no, Friday night. That's. That's for nothing. What is.

[Morgan]

What is Friday night versus Thursday night?

[Amy]

Well, Thursday night's like close circle.

[Lunchbox Man]

That's the industry night. That's when all the stars will be there.

[Morgan]

Oh, so I got invited to, like, the one where the media just shows up.

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah, that's the one.

[Amy]

There'll be some people there too, because they want to look cool for the media. But Thursday nights, like close friends. Close friends and family.

[Morgan]

Okay, so that is. Tell me something good for Ray. Yeah, that he got to the close one. He got to go to the close

[Amy]

and tell me something bad for Eddie that he got.

[Caitlin]

So you're gonna go, Eddie?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Lunchbox Man]

You want to go? Dude, I got the email too, and I was like, dude, we got invited. I didn't realize we were the wrong night too.

[Amy]

No, no, it's still a good night.

[Morgan]

Do you want to go?

[Lunchbox Man]

But it's not the. The night night.

[Joe Jonas]

Well, that's such a bad look going a day after I was already there.

[Abby]

I know.

[Lunchbox Man]

Ray already has all the stories and he has all the pictures with the celebs. And we're going to be there and it's going to be common.

[Robert Smigel]

Right.

[Morgan]

You could just tell us what to do. Like, what. What is good there? What drinks are good.

[Amy]

It just won't be as crowded on Thursday night. And it's probably like people close to Kane. And you guys come with, like, who

[Lunchbox Man]

are some of the artists that are close to Kane?

[Amy]

No idea. I'm just trying to think of, like, show up. Because on Thursday night, artists will probably. A lot of them will still be in town Friday night.

[Lunchbox Man]

Oh, they're touring, man.

[Morgan]

It's a good point.

[Lunchbox Man]

Damn. We're gonna go and there's gonna be no one. It's gonna be covered.

[Amy]

I bet you Kane's there both nights.

[Morgan]

Okay, I was gonna ask you that. You think Kane will be there both nights?

[Amy]

Probably.

[Joe Jonas]

Okay, but I mean, I'll already have seen it.

[Morgan]

Yeah, but yeah.

[Lunchbox Man]

You think Kane have a drink with us?

[Morgan]

We asked him. Probably right. A shot.

[Caitlin]

Why are you being weird?

[Morgan]

What do you mean?

[Caitlin]

I don't know. That just feels like a weird. You think Kane will have a drink with us?

[Morgan]

He's a big Kane fan. Which Fox loves.

[Lunchbox Man]

Kane rap. No, no, it's just cool. Like if you're at the grand opening of his bar to say, man, when that bar opened, me and Kane sat down and had a drink, talked about life.

[Morgan]

What a process.

[Amy]

The second day after it opened, because Ray did it the first day, but on the opening.

[Morgan]

That's what I'm confused about.

[Amy]

Probably. Mike, would you pull up that email? Maybe Friday night? Because that could be the opening. Yeah. Opening doors 5, 22, 26. Is that Friday? Yeah. Oh, so you guys are going to the night?

[Morgan]

Actual day. The bar, everyone?

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah, Normal people will be there.

[Amy]

Oh, yeah. Join us. Okay, let me read this. This is the email you guys got?

[Lunchbox Man]

Yep.

[Amy]

Let's see. Kane Brown's bar on Broadway's opening Friday. I wanted to invite you if you're interested. Be sure to RSVP we. Scroll down. Opening 5, 22, 26. Opening our doors. Join us for the official opening of Kane Browns on Broadway. Present this for priority access. So you probably just cut the line. Ray's going to, like, vip.

[Morgan]

Dang.

[Amy]

You guys are going to pee and

[Morgan]

Ray's really gonna go, right?

[Amy]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Amy]

He said he was.

[Morgan]

I did.

[Lunchbox Man]

I called him.

[Amy]

Was like, hey, can Ray get in? Ray and bay get in 100. So he's VIP Europe.

[Morgan]

Damn. We're just peeing on the day that it opens for everyone.

[Caitlin]

Friday. There's no. Did you say 26th?

[Amy]

22nd.

[Caitlin]

22nd. Okay. I was about to say there's no 26th.

[Amy]

We send them a day that's not even open.

[Morgan]

We're knocking the door.

[Amy]

Hey, you want to have a drink?

[Morgan]

I got the email. Yeah.

[Caitlin]

That's so weird. I don't know why I heard the 26th.

[Amy]

I probably speak real fast, and you probably heard it because I don't speak very well.

[Caitlin]

I don't hear very well. It's me.

[Amy]

I don't speak well. You don't hear very well. Where they hear no evil, see no evil. You guys ever see that?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Liberty Mutual Voice]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. Raymondo, do you ever tell me something good? Yeah.

[Joe Jonas]

My wife, she'll occasionally, because we live completely different lives. So I'll go to bed at 5. She stays up till like midnight. So sometimes she'll order food, and if she does, she'll order extra and put it in the fridge for me. So whenever that day happens, it's the best ever. I open the fridge, quesadillas from O Charlie's. I mean, what an amazing start to the day. I'm just like, thank you, Bazer. That's why I married you. That's my wife.

[Morgan]

That's why I married you.

[Joe Jonas]

No, she thinks of other people. That's one of the reasons.

[Amy]

Yeah. It was bigger than the quesadillas.

[Lunchbox Man]

I thought it was because she got left quesadillas in the fridge.

[Morgan]

I Was like, wow, this is why we. We got married.

[Amy]

Hey, Abby, I see you have your headphones on. Do you have anything? Think back. Think all day yesterday.

[Abby]

All day yesterday. Oh, well, I have a massage booked for tomorrow, so. That's exciting, because.

[Amy]

Dang, she's addicted now.

[Abby]

I used to.

[Morgan]

Not yet.

[Abby]

I used to think I would never get one again.

[Amy]

Why would.

[Morgan]

What happened?

[Amy]

The first time that she went. I think they, like, licked her neck or something.

[Abby]

Oh, my gosh. Now, that pain.

[Caitlin]

He was breathing on her.

[Abby]

He was moaning.

[Caitlin]

Oh, he's moaning and heavy.

[Morgan]

Every time he would, like, rub your back, he'd moan.

[Abby]

Yeah, he enjoyed it more than me. Let's just put it that way.

[Morgan]

I bet he did.

[Amy]

Maybe it just was hard for him to push.

[Morgan]

Why are you moaning, dude?

[Amy]

Well, because maybe it's like, if you lift away, don't you go, that's a grunt. Maybe he was grunting.

[Morgan]

How was he doing it?

[Abby]

Abby, why do you ask me to do it? Like, he's like, I can't do it. He's like,

[Morgan]

that's not a grunt, man. It's not good.

[Lunchbox Man]

We can't be doing that.

[Abby]

We can't. I hope he's not still there. Same place, time ago. Yeah. No, no, no, sorry. It was in. That was in Kansas City. I'm just saying, for that spa. I hope he is not there.

[Caitlin]

Like, for the other women's sake.

[Abby]

Yes.

[Amy]

I mean, the perfect circumstance would be. Abby goes, gets there, got a massage. All right, your masseuse will be in soon. Your massage therapist, I should say, comes in, sees the feet. Cause she's got her face in the circle. They start to rub. And she goes. And then she's doing a little small talk, and she's like, where are you from? And he's like, well, I just moved here from Kansas City.

[Morgan]

Oh, no. Her eyes get really big. That's him.

[Abby]

I'll be like, I'm done. Okay, bye.

[Caitlin]

I'm getting out of here.

[Abby]

No, I won't go to males anymore. Remember, I'm just doing females.

[Amy]

Well, they could have transitioned.

[Morgan]

Screw.

[Abby]

Wait, that could happen.

[Amy]

What?

[Caitlin]

Okay, that's interesting. Hadn't thought of that.

[Amy]

Hey, trust me, nobody has. Not that whole scenario.

[Caitlin]

No, I thought of that because, like, okay, I don't know. Should that be disclosed from massage therapist?

[Amy]

No, I don't think that's part of it.

[Caitlin]

Okay. I don't know. I had not thought of that.

[Amy]

You pick man, woman, what you don't want, then what? You can pick a racist, too? I don't want a White person.

[Lunchbox Man]

Oh, my God.

[Amy]

Can you give me anything but a white person, please?

[Caitlin]

No, I just still don't know. I don't know. That's an interesting thing.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah. There you have it. It's live, man. That's where we're at. Scooby, Steve, Scuba. Do you have anything you don't have to, man.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Yeah, I really don't have anything. At my daughter's graduations tomorrow, graduating preschool, going to.

[Amy]

What were you talking about, though? That was like, you can't share, but it's big news.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Oh, you know about it. But that hasn't officially happened yet.

[Amy]

Oh, got it.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

I was just teen it up.

[Morgan]

And your daughter's graduating. Preschool.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Preschool, yeah. Going into kindergarten next year, which is crazy.

[Morgan]

Congratulations, man.

[Lunchbox Man]

Was.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

It's actually really cool, I guess, in a sense of. She was one of those kids that was. Didn't communicate. She only made sounds and noises. I think Eddie experienced that. Or maybe Lunchbox saw it.

[Amy]

No, Lunchbox does that now.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

But she would never. She wouldn't communicate with words. But it was crazy because when she would make the sounds that she made with her mouth, the inflection was her mood or what she was trying to say. And she's transformed so much between the age of two to three and now four. Now she's five. And it's just. For me, it's an emotional time to see her grow up and. And change, which you'll experience this, Bobby, as your daughter gets older and older and older. It's just like. I mean, for lack of better words, it's a mind f. Seeing them change and blossom into these humans.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

It's.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

I don't know.

[Amy]

I have a feeling Eddie was going to make fun of you for the graduation.

[Morgan]

I wasn't gonna make fun of him.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

I saw his face.

[Amy]

Yeah, I know. I saw him too.

[Morgan]

Her graduation. It's the preschool graduations. Like, we gotta chill with all that. Like, every. Every grade is like a graduation. And then people show with flowers and balloons and they have a party of, like, it's just preschool.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

And I thought that too. My son graduated kindergarten. That was stupid. But then when I got. Went there and immersed myself in the experience and just shut everything off and just enjoyed it. It was actually really cool. And it was a pretty cool moment. And they don't know any better. They're having so much fun. That's really what it's about, is them and their experience. And you're just there to watch their experience.

[Amy]

Yeah, dude.

[Caitlin]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Like, my son graduated twice because we held him back you know, he had two graduation kindergarten graduations, and they asked the same question. What do you want to do when you grow up?

[Amy]

You say change both times.

[Morgan]

And before the graduation, it's got. They got it up on the screen. And it's like last year, I think was he wanted to be a police officer. This year, he wants to be a professional baseball player.

[Amy]

Like, okay, but he got a year older. And you're more of living life.

[Caitlin]

Things change.

[Morgan]

So that means that if one just does it one time, they're not going to be that. They'll probably change it next year.

[Amy]

But they're also. They're probably going to change it every year, even without a graduation.

[Morgan]

Yeah. It's funny to see it back to back. Like, not even close.

[Robert Smigel]

I thought Eddie is such a hater of it.

[Amy]

Like, now he's, like, attacking his own kid.

[Morgan]

I thought he'd be police officer twice. Then they'll be like, I know your

[Lunchbox Man]

interests change in a year.

[Amy]

It's not about kindergarten or graduation. It's just, you get a year older, you're exposed to more things.

[Joe Jonas]

Then.

[Morgan]

Let's just kill that question.

[Amy]

Shoot.

[Morgan]

Let's just take that question.

[Amy]

So now it's not even graduation, just a question of stupid.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Okay, Scooby, that's cool. Yeah, man.

[Sanjanah Bhasker]

Thank you.

[Robert Smigel]

All right.

[Amy]

That's what it's all about.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's time for the good news with Amy. Tell me something good.

[Caitlin]

A mom and a son just graduated college together.

[Amy]

Good one.

[Caitlin]

Isn't that the best? Reverend Dr. Carla Hunter Ramsey, 56, dreamt of attending Howard as a teenager in Queens, New York, but couldn't afford to enroll at the time. She later returned decades after to enroll in the doctorate program. Doctor of ministry. And she was there while her son was. So they were able to graduate at the same time.

[Amy]

I got it.

[Caitlin]

Her son is Wesley Ramsey the Fourth. He's 22.

[Amy]

I got it. This is what Lunchbox is waiting for.

[Caitlin]

Oh, to graduate with his son.

[Amy]

With his kid. He's three hours short. So he's just waiting for his kid, and they're going to graduate from UTSA and San Antonio together. Lunchbox Man.

[Lunchbox Man]

That'd be great. If the news would cover that, then I would do it. If they are willing to put me on the news for graduating with my son, I will go back when my son goes.

[Caitlin]

So that's in many, many, many years. Many.

[Amy]

It's better than never going back at all.

[Caitlin]

Unless your son's gonna graduate college early somehow. Is he a savant?

[Lunchbox Man]

Probably not.

[Caitlin]

Okay.

[Morgan]

And then you Got to make him go to utsa.

[Amy]

That's that point.

[Morgan]

So, like, gotta work on that now, that part.

[Amy]

Thoughts, Lunchbox?

[Lunchbox Man]

I didn't think about that, but, I mean, usually you want to go where your parents went, right? You want to carry on the legacy. Oh, you. You hype up the school so much when they're growing up that that's where they want to go. So I'll start planting seeds.

[Amy]

Did you have a legacy there?

[Lunchbox Man]

I do have a legacy. I'm on a building there, actually.

[Abby]

No.

[Caitlin]

No. Who. Did you have a legacy there?

[Lunchbox Man]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. My parents weren't.

[Amy]

Oh, no, I just meant, did you leave a legacy there?

[Caitlin]

Oh, I thought you meant did he go there because.

[Lunchbox Man]

Yeah, I left a legacy for sure. People know me. They put a mosaic of me up on one of the buildings. I mean, I am known at utsa.

[Amy]

So people recognize your face from that building, correct?

[Lunchbox Man]

Well, I don't know if they recognize my face, but my body is on that building.

[Morgan]

Your face isn't on it?

[Lunchbox Man]

No. So they. They went around campus and they were taking pictures because they were building a new building, and they were going to do mosaics of students, and so they took a picture of me, and out of all the students on campus, they decided to use my picture. And when the new building got built, I'm in there, but they cut off my head.

[Caitlin]

So it's like, his body. No head.

[Morgan]

Dang.

[Abby]

You're like, that's me.

[Amy]

Dang.

[Abby]

Yeah.

[Amy]

It's a good one, Amy. Good story. That's what it's all about.

[Kevin Jonas]

It's time for the good news with Lunchbox. Tell me something good.

[Lunchbox Man]

Logan, Cody, and Brody are all high schoolers. They live in Florida. They went on a little fishing trip, catching some fish, and they're like, all right, let's go get something to eat. And they're driving down the road to McDonald's when they see a guy on the side of the road with a flat tire. Like, man, let's help this guy out. He looks a little older. We'll go help him out. And they start walking up and they notice that he's laying on the ground next to the flat tire because he's had a heart attack. And they call 911 and say, hey, man, you gotta get here. This guy's got a flat tire and a heart attack. Paramedics arrived, saved his life.

[Amy]

You think they called in the flat tire to 911 or just the heart attack?

[Lunchbox Man]

Ah, just a heart attack. I just wanted to add that Player for the dramatic.

[Amy]

Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah, good. Like they were actually stopping to do something good, and in the end, they did something great. That's a pretty good one. That is what it's all about.

[Kevin Jonas]

That was Tell me something good.

[Doug]

And Doug, there's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on

[Liberty Mutual Agent]

car insurance with Liberty Mutual.

[Doug]

Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[Liberty Mutual Voice]

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[Liberty Mutual Couple]

Oh, no.

[Liberty Mutual Agent]

We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together.

[Liberty Mutual Couple]

We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[Amy]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

[Liberty Mutual Agent]

Anyways, get a [e-mail] or with your local agent.

[Liberty Mutual Voice]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Amy]

Hey, guys, it's us, the Jonas Brothers.

[Nick Jonas]

I'm Joe.

[Kevin Jonas]

I'm Kevin.

[Nick Jonas]

And I'm Nick. And guess what? We created our own podcast called hey Jonas.

[Kevin Jonas]

We invented a podcast.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, we didn't invent it. We. We just contributed to First People to do Podcasts.

[Kevin Jonas]

We get to ask other people questions because we're sick and tired of being asked questions.

[Nick Jonas]

Well, sick and tired is a strong way to put it, but you know, tired and sick. Tired and sick.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Listen to hey Jonas on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Just listen.

[Amy]

We don't care where you hear it.

[Robert Smigel]

Another podcast from some SNL late night comedy guy, not quite on Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends. Me and hilarious guests from Jim Gaffigan to Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier this week. My guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel help an acapella band with their best between songs banter. Who's the worst singer in the group?

[Morgan]

The worst?

[Robert Smigel]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Me.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

Is there anything to the idea that because you're from Harvard, you only got in because your parents made a huge donation to the group?

[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

To the group, the Yard Birds.

[Joe Jonas]

Right.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 2]

That's the name.

[Robert Smigel]

The Harvard Yard.

[Harvard Yardbird Member 1]

They're open if you have a name suggestion. We're open since you guys are middle aged, one erection.

[Robert Smigel]

Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Doug]

Humor Me. I need some jokes to make me seem funny.

[Radio 831 Podcast Promo]

Why are we all so obsessed with romance? On the Radio 831 podcast. Join us, Sanjanah Bhasker and Tyler McCall as we unpack all the trending tropes. Buzzy adaptations and Booktok drama and celebrity love stories. With hot takes and sharp guests. Each episode digs into what these stories reveal about desire, fantasy, identity and how we love. Now listen to the Radio 831 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Amy]

This is an iHeart podcast, Guaranteed Human.