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Dr. Pascal
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones
All right, hope everybody's having a good Thursday. Let's just start by going around the room. Amy, what do you have?
Amy
Well, I saw this yesterday and I thought it was cool at first. I was like, is this AI? Am I being tricked? But it really did look like Jeff Bezos. And did you see him saying that if people make like he used a nurse as an example, a nurse making $75,000 a year shouldn't pay taxes.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, his thing was if you're in the bottom 50%, you should not pay taxes. But he also did not commit to all billionaires paying even more taxes.
Amy
That's what I found to be a little like. I'm like, okay, well step up.
Bobby Bones
Also, it's very easy to say this because you know it's not going to happen. And I think a lot of these billionaires that aren't using their money in positive ways or finding ways to not pay taxes are now a bit on a promo tour to go, no, we want to. But they're never held accountable to their words because they don't have to be.
Amy
Oh, see, you don't think it's gonna happen.
Bobby Bones
I do not. I don't think. I don't even think he wants it to happen.
Amy
Gosh, he sure acted like it was a no brainer.
Bobby Bones
It could be a no brainer, but yeah, you can just say that. It's like when Eddie goes, I want to give a kidney to somebody.
Lunchbox
No, I really do like somebody.
Bobby Bones
And Jeff Bezos wants the lower half of people and I have to pay taxes. Oh, I did see it though, and there were some great points made. But however, the points will never be enforced, nor do I think he really wants them enforced. This is just my opinion.
Amy
Yeah, it was a clip on cnbc.
Bobby Bones
He looked pretty good too. He had like hair, like facial hair and stuff.
Lunchbox
He looked good.
Bobby Bones
Well, he just looked like not evil villain Jeff Bezos. And maybe that was part of. He wanted to look a little softer because he's going the bottom half. All this is. Everything's manicured with these folks, like not even just physically, but what they're saying, they have so many people telling them.
Lunchbox
But you know what's interesting about him too is that he remains bald even though he has so much money. He could probably like create the perfect
Bobby Bones
hairdo, I think when you're bald for so long, like completely bald. Yeah. If you were to kind of hard to have hair.
Amy
Yeah, that would be weird.
Bobby Bones
Oh yeah, you can't really launch back in because on this yesterday he had a little bit of the side hair,
Amy
which I thought was interesting. But to your point, maybe he did it to soften himself because it wasn't as like tight and shiny and. Yeah, like evil villain.
Bobby Bones
It was not Lex Luthor evil villain.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And he had a little bit of a goatee beard and and so when I saw him saying this, my mind automatically goes to why is he saying this? Because I know he doesn't believe it or he could have done something already with his money. The only person who donates that I know from all of his money outwardly and openly is his ex wife.
Lunchbox
That's awesome.
Bobby Bones
Who donates millions and millions at a time. And so I don't think he wants to be seen as like a bad Guy. So if you don't want to be seen as a bad guy, say good guy stuff, especially when you're never held accountable.
Amy
Yeah, I guess it's just I don't know if they ever asked themselves this question or if anybody asks it of them, like directly, but that's what I would be curious about. I just want to say, like, why, when you have $270 billion, which is what he's worth, which, okay, yeah, you created this company, whatever. But like, at what point enough is enough? Like, why not? Why still skirt around things and figure out how to pay as least as you can or as little as you can?
Bobby Bones
I have a few answers to that that I think is what they would answer. Number one, I do just want to say Mackenzie Scott, formerly Mackenzie Bezos, has donated over $26 billion to more than 2,000 nonprofit organizations since her 2019 pledge to give away the majority of her wealth. Wild.
Lunchbox
Amazing.
Eddie
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Now, to answer your question, I don't think with these billionaires it's about I could give away all this and it still not affect me. I think it's, I need to have more than the other billionaires. And the more I have, the more power I have. If I'm number one, two or three, imagine the newspapers and Bezos has a newspaper. Imagine the things that you can buy on a large scale that influences people in a way that you want people influenced. It's a power thing more than it is just having money and not spending it.
Amy
I understand that, but if all the billionaires are held to the same standard of paying the same percentage towards, they're
Bobby Bones
not going to be.
Amy
Yeah, well, why are we?
Bobby Bones
Because we don't have enough power. We don't have enough money to pay people like a lobbyist.
Amy
All right, I get it. I get caught now. I know.
Bobby Bones
Or a politician return to create a tax code that says A, B and C. And if you do this, you don't have to pay your taxes because you're create.
Amy
No, I mean, I get it. I'm not above little like, oh, wow, if you do this little loop de loo, like you don't have to pay this extra $5,000 or you're going to get this money back. Like, okay, I guess just for them, just so much of the burden or so many things wouldn't have to be canceled or money shifted from one program to the next. If they would just like. And it would mean nothing to them, they would still have power and it
Bobby Bones
still means nothing to them because they don't really know and understand it because they never had to experience it. Elon Musk has almost a trillion dollars. He has over $850 billion.
Amy
Speaking of, what's up with his baby mama?
Bobby Bones
One of them. He has many kids. I know the one you met Ashley St. Clair.
Amy
Yes. So many people.
Bobby Bones
She's now online kind of just giving
Amy
all the secrets, claiming some stuff about him. And so many people, I see them, they're like, man, I want to believe her. And like, I feel like she's telling the truth. It just sucks that she was doing a get ready with me while she was telling all this, like, serious information. She's like putting on concealer and it's like, oh, you know, there might be a little more validity here if we weren't putting on makeup while we were talking about it.
Bobby Bones
But I believe no one ever until they prove they should be believed. So.
Amy
Well, so you didn't even believe? Like, I believe maybe his, his, his, his hair and softness got to me. Maybe that's why I thought it was AI But I believed, like, oh, wow. He really wants to try to figure out a way to implement this for the people that are earning a certain amount.
Bobby Bones
Like, that would be nice. But there would be no reason for him to change what he's been doing for the last 20 years unless there was a real reason for him to change, which is something that would benefit him. Like, there are certain of these guys that have notoriously bad reputations or being bad people, like Sam Altman. People say that is a bad dude.
Amy
Yeah. I just don't think he has any,
Bobby Bones
like, he has no interest of any humanity at all. It's all power. He's open AI guys.
Amy
He's chat. GPT.
Eddie
God, I had a good.
Lunchbox
I didn't know who that was.
Bobby Bones
He's the one that's trying to create portals, supposedly. I don't know him. I don't know him, but. And I don't believe anybody. But if like 14 people independent say the same thing, I go, well, maybe there's something to it. Or the guy could just be so awesome, everybody hates him. Who knows? I know nothing. But I would also say my other point to that it's not the same. God, it's not the same, but I'm gonna say it. It's all relative. People could say that about me. I feel like I try to give and I try to help, but do I have some nice stuff? People will be like, well, if you really cared, you wouldn't even have the nice stuff.
Amy
Absolutely. I'm not trying to take away their billions or their nice things.
Bobby Bones
But you are. You want them to give their billions and I do too.
Amy
I want them to be held accountable to the same standards that we're held to when it comes to paying our taxes.
Bobby Bones
Fair. However, I hate playing devil's advocate for these people. However, they are creating a ton of business in certain areas for people to have jobs, for people to. If they don't build these factories and warehouses and have. In California and that.
Amy
Yeah, you create jobs for all of us here and you pay taxes.
Bobby Bones
No, no, no, I don't. It's different.
Amy
I know it's different.
Bobby Bones
I just, I don't want to even advocate for them because I do think they find so many legal ways to avoid taxes. Sometimes they make deals and not pay taxes. Movies do that at times. Baseball teams do that at times. We will build a stadium in your city. Billionaire owner. We want to come to your city. We're going to build a stadium. Taxes. You guys got to pay for it because we don't want to. People are like, why? Why, why? Why don't you pay for it? You have billions. Oh, do you understand all the jobs it's going to bring to the city? Do you understand what it's going to do economically for the city? That's why you should pay for this stadium for my team. So they avoid, again, paying money out the same way they avoid paying money out. If you're a billionaire and you have these Amazon. I saw two Amazon trucks this morning just crushing it. And I was like, thumbs up.
Lunchbox
What do you mean crushing it?
Bobby Bones
Like working, deliver, grinding early, grinding away. But I, I agree with you.
Amy
I know, it's just.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I'm just presenting the perspective of someone who does not have an understanding of what the real world is like. They just know what legally they can get away with and what their goals are and why they can justify not paying taxes because they have created all these jobs for all these people. And that's part of the reason I have to pay taxes.
Amy
I think Warren Buffett is the only really rich guy that I kind of think has a little bit of a normal head on his shoulder.
Bobby Bones
Could have also been before it was an arms race to have the most money ever to make it high on the list.
Amy
And by rich, I mean like these incredibly wealthy.
Bobby Bones
Like, yeah, he's very much a give back guy. He's very much a guy who's like, I'm gonna die and not leave my kids any money. But he also said, I gave my kids ton of resources while they're alive to make their own money.
Amy
Yeah. Okay. I get it.
Bobby Bones
Well, I agree with you, for the record.
Amy
Mm.
Bobby Bones
But I also saw the video and thought, ah, PR made him grow his hair out a little bit in his face.
Amy
Yeah. I didn't. That's why. It's probably why for a second I was like, is this AI?
Bobby Bones
He's like, he's back. He's good. He turned good on us.
Amy
Yeah. This is like, not him. There's these. This just made me think another video I saw, and this is very much real. But these two girls out of Utah, I don't even know much more than these videos that I saw. But the data centers that Kevin o' Leary is wanting to put up in Utah, and there's these two girls, and
Dr. Pascal
they
Amy
work for Democratic campaigns.
Bobby Bones
You can hire them, but they're normal people.
Amy
Normal people.
Bobby Bones
Chinese nationals.
Dr. Pascal
No.
Amy
And what was so hilarious is they put together a reel where Kevin o' Leary is doing an interview and he's calling them out by name. It would be like if he was like, Morgan Massengill and Amy Brown, these two girls in Utah, but they are Chinese operatives. And then it would cut to them, and they're sitting at, like, a desk at their office, and they're like, more normal people.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
We're Amy and Morgan.
Amy
I'm Amy. I'm Morgan. And we're not Chinese operatives. We've just lived in Utah our entire lives. And we're very passionate about the fact that this data center.
Bobby Bones
That data center. 40,000 acres in Utah, larger than Manhattan in New York. Wow.
Amy
Yeah. And then they start pointing out all the. The. The politicians there that are like, hey, fun fact. And they've got post it notes to like, build their case. And they're like, fun fact. This person that voted this. They own this much land right near the data center. Could be a coincidence.
Bobby Bones
There's so much corruption. It's never been more corrupt, I don't think, than right now.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
But these data centers, why people are upset about them is. Could affect water, could affect the air taking up a lot of land. Obviously, that there is no bigger one that I believe than the one they're wanting to put in Utah. I think it's the biggest one. But there's a lot of towns, small towns that are agreeing to it because of the financial.
Lunchbox
Sure.
Bobby Bones
The positive financial impact without really knowing what's going to happen environmentally.
Lunchbox
What's the paper that Bezos owns?
Bobby Bones
Washington Post.
Lunchbox
Oh, didn't know that because you kind of said that you're like, yeah, he has his own paper.
Bobby Bones
What if I said, like, the Arkansas Democrat Gazette?
Lunchbox
I'm like, wow, he owns that, huh?
Eddie
You'd be like, I don't know that one either.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Lunchbox man.
Eddie
There's a guy in Grapevine, Texas, and he has a cyber truck. And he. There were some people over visiting his neighbors. Like, hey, you guys want to go for a ride in it? He takes him for a ride and he goes, you want to see the. The Wade mode, I guess it can go across creeks and bodies of water. So he drove it out into the lake, and he went too far, and water got into the charging port, shut down the cybertruck, and they had to be rescued.
Bobby Bones
So it's a Wade mode, maybe not a swim mode. Is there a mo. Like a level of water where it does not work anymore?
Eddie
Yeah, I guess because the water got in the charging port, made it short circuit.
Bobby Bones
So three feet maybe. Like, there's gotta be a level.
Lunchbox
But it is promoted to have a waiting mode.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That's crazy.
Eddie
I had no idea. I was like, what? I thought he was just being crazy, but then I read about it, and it's like, it's a real thing where you can go across creeks and bodies of water.
Bobby Bones
There is a suspension lift where it lifts the car up a little bit. The truck, I guess, to very high to clear obstacles and keep the cabin out of the water. It uses an internal system to pressurize the battery, often referred to as a scuba pack, and creating internal pressure to prevent water from seeping into sensitive electronic components. But again, it drives slowly, one to three miles an hour. And there's a maximum weight depth of 32 inches. So not quite three feet, but yeah, but.
Eddie
So my question is, so he gets arrested, right, for going in the water at this beach, at this lake. Now, when he files an insurance claim, are they going to deny that?
Bobby Bones
I would think so.
Eddie
So he has. I don't know how a cybertruck is expensive, right?
Bobby Bones
100 grand slot, probably cheaper now. 80 grand if I'm guessing.
Eddie
So he just wasted $80,000 showing off.
Bobby Bones
The Tesla Cybertruck starts at 70 grand for the base model.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Bobby Bones
And models that add more, around $100,000, but all wheel drive, 81 to $99,000. You know, I'm very thankful. I'd like to have a moment of thankfulness here. I'm glad I didn't buy a cyber truck.
Amy
Were you thinking about it when it first came out?
Bobby Bones
I flirted with it because I thought, man, Tesla's they, they charge so easy in so many places. And I kind of love the electric vehicle thing. And then it got real douchey real quick and I didn't. But yeah, I did think about it.
Amy
Yeah, I guess for a minute.
Eddie
It's so cool, let me tell you. Oh, still you see a cyber truck.
Amy
Wow, this is.
Eddie
It is really cool.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Eddie
And my kids freak out too.
Bobby Bones
I think for kids it'll be cool. I don't think it's cold all anymore. You do though.
Eddie
I still, I mean, that's cool. I will say that.
Bobby Bones
I'm not judging you.
Eddie
No, no, no. Elon kind of ruins it sometimes. When I hear him I'm like, okay, I don't want to buy that. But just the way it looks, it's like, man, it looks like a tank almost. And it's so cool. And you know how old the guy was that drove it on the lake? You think like a 20 year old, 70 year old dude.
Lunchbox
70.
Bobby Bones
You know what, I kind of feel like that makes sense though. Yeah. Yeah.
Eddie
I figured It'd be a 20 year old trying to show off to the Neighbors. It's a 70 year old dude or
Bobby Bones
an old dude that didn't quite know where he was.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Eddie.
Lunchbox
So remember I told you guys about that golfer that was late to the big tournament and so when you're late there's two stroke penalty or whatever. Well, he came out right after all that happened. Said, man, I was barely late, but I understand the rules. Like I wasn't there on time, whatever. I'm a laid back kind of person. Well, now he's blaming it on the caddy and he fired the caddy. He said the caddy told me that, you know, he told me the wrong time. He didn't get me there when he was supposed to, when I was supposed to get there, so. So he fired him.
Amy
Dang.
Bobby Bones
Let me think about how I feel about this.
Lunchbox
Have you seen the guy? Do you know what he looks like?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, I watched the whole thing and he was only a minute late. He was there on the practice screen.
Lunchbox
Correct.
Bobby Bones
But if you're one second late, you're one second late. Right? So, dude, your caddy, caddy is an extension of you.
Amy
Right? That's why I fired him.
Bobby Bones
But people were there, people, there's an extension of him. It's his fault. Oh, it's his fault.
Lunchbox
People there said the caddy was on the green yelling at him, say, hey, let's go.
Amy
So he's blaming the.
Lunchbox
Like he fired him. Straight up.
Amy
Fired Him. I mean, I get it, but, like, really? Has the caddy been like, no, dude, I told you.
Bobby Bones
Doesn't matter. He probably is looking. Little scapegoat. Little scapegoaty situation here.
Amy
Oh, that sucks.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Where did he finish in the tournament?
Lunchbox
He got cut.
Bobby Bones
He didn't make the cut one stroke. Because after the first day, he was only two back from the lead. That was the two that he got. I know he didn't make the cut,
Lunchbox
so this is crazy. So he didn't make the cut, which
Bobby Bones
means that he's embarrassed now. That's what it is.
Eddie
Yeah. Because it was plus. He was plus five after two rounds. The cut line was plus four.
Amy
Oh, so he fired the caddy after he got cut. Because if he hadn't gotten cut, he maybe wouldn't have fired caddy. Okay. So, yeah, he's just butt hurt. Making decisions based off his emotions.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I didn't know he didn't make the cut.
Lunchbox
Yeah, he barely made. He barely missed the cut. And I found out, too, that when you miss the cut at these big major tournaments, they give you 45, $4,500, and that's kind of like your thank you for coming.
Bobby Bones
For a long time, it was nothing, but whenever Liv came and they had to make some new rules, they were like, okay, anybody that just is in the tournament, we'll make sure they get paid too.
Lunchbox
Yeah. So, I mean, he came out with a little bit of money, I guess.
Bobby Bones
Didn't pay for his trip.
Lunchbox
No. Or the caddy. Really?
Bobby Bones
You got to pay for all that yourself? It's a bad move.
Morgan
Okay, Morgan, so Joey Chestnut, he's famous for eating all the foods, doing all the things. Well, he has now also been arrested because he slapped somebody.
Bobby Bones
What the person do. They got slapped.
Morgan
So he was in a bar in Indiana. It was about 2am and it looks like, based on the security footage, that a fan walked up to him, they shook hands, and then the fan said something, and Chestnut's, like, demeanor changed, and that's when he slapped the guy across the face.
Bobby Bones
I need to know what the fan said.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's interesting. He slapped him.
Bobby Bones
Didn't punch him.
Lunchbox
Didn't punch him.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you don't want to hurt your hand. Yeah, because I've thought about that too.
Lunchbox
Really?
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Like, if some. If I. I don't know that I would slap, I think I would go elbow. It's a quick elbow or knee to the nut.
Lunchbox
Mm.
Bobby Bones
I don't want to hurt my knuckles.
Lunchbox
Slap just seems a weird. I wouldn't even call a slap a fight. Really?
Bobby Bones
Okay, let me slap you.
Lunchbox
Well, but that wouldn't be like we wouldn't.
Bobby Bones
You ever watch slap fights?
Eddie
Oh my gosh.
Bobby Bones
I hate watching those clips. I can't watch those clips. Thermal face goes. So what's any. What else? Anything else.
Morgan
So he did admit he was very drunk and he didn't remember the altercation. But when police showed him the surveillance footage, he acknowledged that he thinks he took offense to something that that person said. So he pled guilty to a class B misdemeanor battery and he's on probation for 180 days.
Lunchbox
Yeah, probation. Does that mean that can he still compete?
Eddie
Yeah, he has no travel restrictions of the rules are. Yeah, like they said that you can still travel. You just stay out of trouble for a dog. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Okay. All right, cool.
Bobby Bones
You know, it does kind of make
Lunchbox
you like tough to slap someone, anybody
Bobby Bones
in a bar if somebody messes with you and you pop them one Slapping
Eddie
doesn't make you look tough.
Lunchbox
I don't think so.
Eddie
Slapping makes you look like a bee.
Bobby Bones
It depends how you slap. If you slap like this, would you say. Because slapping also is very demeaning towards that person. If it's a good slap. Like if you slap me, that means you think so little of me. You think that a slap like I'm just a little bee and you just slapped. You just slapped a bee? Uh huh. You punch me, it means, well, you thought I was strong enough to take a punch. But also by the slapper, if you slap like this, that also looks bad. But if you're like, what are you even doing? Why you like that? That slap makes them look like a little punk.
Lunchbox
You like that?
Bobby Bones
Like think about that.
Amy
You mean like a, like a puppy?
Bobby Bones
No, I'm talking about. Let's. I'm not going to hit you. But let's say it's Eddie. Eddie's like saying something. I'm like, say it again. I'm going to pop you one.
Lunchbox
Yeah, you pump.
Amy
It's like a pop.
Lunchbox
You heard me, you pump.
Bobby Bones
Say it again. Boom. Point right at them.
Amy
Oh, wow.
Bobby Bones
Like that right there. They look like the little Bee. Cuz they didn't even deserve a punch. They got a slap and they shut up.
Lunchbox
And so did the guy fight back or he just take the slap?
Eddie
I think he just took the slap.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Morgan
There wasn't a fight exactly.
Lunchbox
Little B. Yeah, he is a b. I will say the one time I got into a fight, it wasn't a slap really, but it was like a back hand. You know what I mean? Like, I hit him with the back of my fist because you're right, I didn't really want to punch. I never punched anyone in my life. And so I didn't really. I was like, man, I really don't want to punch this guy. So I kind of went backwards, hit him with the back of my fist.
Bobby Bones
Well, that's why, too, whenever those UFC guys and someone's on the ground, they don't punch with their fist down. They punch. Hammer.
Lunchbox
Yes, the hammer punch.
Bobby Bones
Because, again, to punch like this, your hand is at risk. You. You are going to break your knuckles. So. And it does look kind of feminine when they do it. But that's why when they're going, like, when they're down on the ground. But that's why. Because this doesn't bend or break. Yeah, this. This. Nothing can bend backward or break this frontward way. Knuckles can break. Fingers can break.
Lunchbox
You ever punch someone?
Bobby Bones
No, I slapped a couple people.
Eddie
Really? What's worse? If you backhand them, dude.
Bobby Bones
Or like, I don't want to backhand because it's going to hurt my hand.
Eddie
That's true. I didn't think about it.
Bobby Bones
And also, it's not going to be as strong. It's not going to be as quick.
Lunchbox
I don't know, man. The guy hit. He cried. Seventh grade.
Amy
Wow.
Lunchbox
And then. And then he cried, and he didn't say anything about it. He just, like, just was quiet in class, didn't say anything. And then the next day, the next class, the principal came and, like, Eddie, you talk to you? He told on me to the next teacher, got slapped. And then. He's dead.
Eddie
What?
Lunchbox
He died?
Bobby Bones
No, I think complications of the slap.
Lunchbox
He had cancer. I know. I was really sad when I found out, but, I mean, it must have been like 10 years ago.
Amy
Oh, I've never hit anything in the face, anybody or anything in the face.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. Have you?
Eddie
Yeah, I got in a fight, seventh grade. This kid in sixth grade, day before, he walked by as I was walking out of school and like, kind of kicked the back of me, and I turned around, he ran off. So that next morning, I went up to his locker, shoved in the locker and went at it. And then just, like, little fights with my brother and friends in the neighborhood, like Aaron and Forrest and classic Aaron, Always Aaron. Let me say, you guys are, like,
Bobby Bones
fighting and make up, right? And then.
Eddie
Well, yeah, no, no, we wouldn't kiss. But you want to know who like to fight? Aaron and Forrest, they could fight. They got in a lot of fights and they each other. They're each other or just people?
Lunchbox
Like, I mean, why would they fight each other? They're friends.
Eddie
I know, but dude, I'm telling you. Taco Cabana. Freaking Jim's Taco Cabana at night. Oh, it got rowdy.
Bobby Bones
You're always one spot away from a fight.
Eddie
Definitely some good fights.
Bobby Bones
Great Queso. Love the tacos. But man, don't be talking to anybody because after about 11 o' clock at Taco Cabana, there could be a fight at any moment. You could be in it.
Eddie
100%, dude.
Bobby Bones
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Amy
So my gynecologist coming in and also her nurse practitioner who has worked very closely with me. She's the one that draws my blood and has given me all my results. And I went ahead and printed off Eddie's blood work, all the results.
Lunchbox
Is that legal?
Bobby Bones
You can't do that.
Amy
Well, you had sent it to me.
Bobby Bones
Here they come now. Have a seat over here. So. So, Amy, you gave them.
Amy
Well, they're holding it. They've got Eddie's paperwork in their hands and they've reviewed it and they know what's going on. And. Yeah, so this is my team. They've helped me get my hormones on track.
Bobby Bones
There's a microphone right over there beside you, doctor.
Amy
Great.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And is it doctor, how do you say your last name?
Amy
Pascal.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Dr. Pascal.
Dr. Pascal
Pascal like Pascal from Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Bobby Bones
Okay. And then you are. Megan.
H
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Do I call you.
H
Megan's fine.
Bobby Bones
Okay. I just want to make sure everybody gets their, you know, their due. What they've. And Megan, you are a physician assistant. Okay, Amy, now you gave them Eddie's. Is that legal?
Amy
I'm really not quite sure if. But. But since Eddie had forwarded.
Bobby Bones
We did this all in the air. Everything was public paperwork.
Lunchbox
Whoa. Like all that was.
Bobby Bones
Do you not want your help?
Lunchbox
Yeah, but what was that called? My complete blood work Results or.
Amy
Yeah, your total. Like y' all would know what it's.
Dr. Pascal
Metabolic profile.
Lunchbox
This is everything.
Bobby Bones
You're complete metabolic everything.
Dr. Pascal
But it's. It's pretty much a lot.
Morgan
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Dr. Pascal, so have you ever worked on a man before?
Dr. Pascal
Absolutely.
Lunchbox
Oh, now, doctor, why would you work on a man as a gynecologist?
Dr. Pascal
Well, we have training in all fields. I was actually. I had my early years. I was a pharmacist. I was also an internal medicine doctor, so I did everything. Prostate exams, cardiac.
Bobby Bones
Can we get four of those right now while you're here?
Dr. Pascal
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Okay. So, doctor, you saw Eddie's numbers, right? Low, huh?
Dr. Pascal
Absolutely. I'm wondering. I'm wondering, who is this guy? Where is he? Is he walking?
Lunchbox
Would you say low or extremely low, as they've said?
Dr. Pascal
Extremely low.
Eddie
Oh, even a doctor said it.
Dr. Pascal
Extremely low.
Eddie
Could he be a chick?
Amy
She's wondering how he's walking.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. What do you mean? Like, when someone has testosterone this low, what's happening in their body?
Dr. Pascal
There's a lot that's happening. I'm looking at these other labs to see is there anything metabolic going on? Is there diabetes? Does he have hypertension? Is he a heavy drinker? Are his liver enzymes, you know, are they out of whack and they're not. So his liver looks good.
Bobby Bones
Hey, that's good.
Lunchbox
I'm not a heavy drinker, so that's good.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. And what about diabetes?
Lunchbox
I have history, family history of diabetes. But I'm.
Dr. Pascal
I'm a little suspicious here because I'd like to know when the sugars came back. I don't. I don't know if you were fasting or not.
Lunchbox
I was not. And here's what the. The guy that took my sample said. He's like, hey, when you get these back, don't look at the glucose numbers
Dr. Pascal
because, well, depends on when you ate too.
Lunchbox
Yeah, I had just eaten a bar,
Dr. Pascal
so the sugar is. That's appropriate if you've just eaten.
Bobby Bones
Ding, there's two.
Lunchbox
Love it.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so, Megan, what did you think? You saw the numbers. What do you say?
H
I am in the same boat with Dr. Pascal. Just wondering, like, how you're living your day to day life and still upbeat and happy.
Bobby Bones
That's what he said. He said he would wake up, guys, and he would be like, dreading going in because he was so exhausted from the moment that he opened his eyes.
Dr. Pascal
I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised at all.
Lunchbox
Lunchbox. This isn't funny, man.
Bobby Bones
It has nothing to do with four kids. It Mostly has to do with tapping into body.
Dr. Pascal
Well, see, that's what most people think. And it's interesting. Meg and I were having this conversation. I take care and has no implications of Eddie whatsoever. But I've been able to see a lot of men in the last 10 years because I was working with addicted women, pregnant women, and so their significant others, they brought their significant others in. And so I've continued to see men also throughout the years. And here's the crazy thing that I've noticed is across the board, men and women, they have the same symptoms when their hormones are up. Obviously, men were dealing with testosterone alone, but decreased energy, fatigue, pseudo depression, focusing ability. I've had psychiatrists now that are sending patients to see me, which is hilarious, because the antidepressants, anti anxiety, ADHD medications, they're like. Well, I don't like the side effects. It's not treating them. They're bottoming out. They're not getting the results. And I thought, wait a minute. These guys are just like my hormonal patients. Why don't we just check their labs and see what's going on?
Bobby Bones
And it turns out low T. Low
Dr. Pascal
T. So I started thinking, wait a minute. We are misdiagnosing so many patients and not got getting to the bottom of
Bobby Bones
the root of it, which is low
Dr. Pascal
T. But then also, Meg, what else? What else do we look coupled with the low vitamin D. Low vitamin D. Sunshine.
Lunchbox
That's the sun.
Dr. Pascal
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Or do we need to supplement sunshine with, like, actual.
Amy
No.
Dr. Pascal
Well, that's what I do. I end up supplementing patients. His D is 20.
Bobby Bones
His D is 20?
H
Yeah.
Dr. Pascal
What do you think it should be?
Bobby Bones
Your D is 20. Your D is 20.
Eddie
And you said your libido was high.
Bobby Bones
That's a little D. That's a little
Amy
D. Okay, wait, I'm glad. Wait, somebody just said, like, we've been talking about this. Like, Eddie swears with his numbers that his libido's still high.
Bobby Bones
Is that possible? He's like, it's through the roof. He brags about it.
Amy
Is that possible?
Lunchbox
Doctor, I'm not lying.
Bobby Bones
With his little D, is there any way his libido.
Dr. Pascal
You know, it just depends. And a lot of things control libido, not just testosterone. So he could be very well.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Amy
Okay.
Lunchbox
Thank you, Doc.
Bobby Bones
So if he had.
Dr. Pascal
There's so many other benefits, though. I mean, you've just told me you no energy.
Lunchbox
Yeah, it's like peaks and valleys. Right? Like early in the morning, like you can't get out of bed. I Don't think I'm gonna make it through the day. Once I get to work, I feel good for about two hours then.
Dr. Pascal
How much coffee did you have before you get to work?
Lunchbox
I only do one cup. I don't do more than a cup. But it's every day, all day. It's up and down. So I hear what you're saying and I mean it makes sense now. My question for you though is what can I do on my everyday just activities to get this up? Like my vitamin D. I drive a jeep. Can I just keep the top down, take my shirt off and just get some sun on the way home?
Dr. Pascal
Sure you can.
Bobby Bones
Is that effective though? In a short term at all?
Dr. Pascal
It is. But long standing, no. You have to have direct sunlight.
Lunchbox
You have to take my shirt off.
Bobby Bones
Can I ask you a weird question? And I mean this, and I promise you it's gonna be a funny question, but I mean it. There was this thing going around where people would get naked and they would do their butthole in the sun.
Amy
Oh, perennial.
Bobby Bones
Yes. Is that a real thing? And does it work? And why the butthole?
Dr. Pascal
You know what, I'm not aware of that. I'm honest. So I really don't. I can't comment either way on that.
Bobby Bones
I feel you, I just.
Dr. Pascal
Have you heard of that?
H
I haven't heard of it. Yeah, but just the full body sun exposure, I feel like that's definitely helpful as opposed to being clothed, but.
Bobby Bones
But generally speaking, like you don't need the perineum.
Dr. Pascal
I don't know about that.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, white area, it's going to burn quickly too.
Amy
That area is called perineum.
Dr. Pascal
Perineum. Uh huh. It's actual word. Vaginal health is actually a word. If I can say that on YouTube. You can say that because it's all female anatomy.
Amy
Well, so should Eddie be on the protocol you gave me, which Megan is the one that put the pellet in my hip. Dr. Pascal figured out what the pellet needed to be composed of and then it was inserted. And then also I'm on a vitamin D weekly, so Eddie, you can just
Dr. Pascal
like vitamin D, especially as you're coming off the winter months. We don't get direct sun rays here. We're always inside. We're on our computer and I think more so almost everyone in America is vitamin D deficient. Why? Because we're indoor. More we're not getting direct rays. And then we're also sun blocking, which has its benefits. But you know, it takes a toll on you long term.
Bobby Bones
You would say Then for most people even listening that aren't like little D. Eddie, that you need to have vitamin D more. But we probably like, we don't drink enough water and we probably don't have enough vitamin D. Correct.
Dr. Pascal
But see you also need to have it monitored because you can get vitamin D toxicity also. So you really want to, you don't want to be 20. The lower limits of normal is 30, 30 to 100.
Eddie
Oh my goodness.
Bobby Bones
Dang, dude, you're below D. You're a
Eddie
little D and low key.
Amy
So what about going, what about going
Lunchbox
to the store and getting vitamin D vitamins?
Dr. Pascal
Well, that's another question. Mean. That's another concern because there are lots of supplements. They're not getting absorbed. So it mean like I've had tons of patients. Well, I'm taking D, I'm doing. And how many times that we had to prescribe like the mega dose and over every week, 50,000 units. One of the problems that we've seen is a lot of the supplements are not what it says. And D is a fat soluble vitamin, which means it doesn't absorb easily. The thing that I've seen in our American diet is we have so many what's called pro inflammatory foods that binds up to the D and you pass it on your stool so you're not getting it. Some people will swear I'm taking it every day for the last year. We check the levels and it's low. So it really needs to be paired with kids. And preferably vitamin A also increase the absorption. Or you can do a sublingual and bypass the gut totally. And that's really coming out from our diet is what we've seen.
Bobby Bones
What about like a multivitamin?
Dr. Pascal
Not enough. Not enough is usually like 200 IU units in there. It's measured in international units daily. We usually would recommend 5,000 to 10,000. What would it, Amy?
Amy
I'm on 50,000 once a week. I use once a week.
Dr. Pascal
Once a week.
Bobby Bones
But what is that? Are you taking a pill?
Dr. Pascal
I am taking a mega dose.
Amy
So I'm on a mega dose every Thursday. I take it same time Thursday morning. But then also I try to get outside with my limbs showing my arms, my legs for just five to 10 minutes during a peak. I don't want to stay longer than that because all my skin is, I don't want to damage my skin. But that's enough to.
Dr. Pascal
And that's, that's one of the concerns we see. You know, we know that sunlight and aging and the whole aging process.
Bobby Bones
Thanks you Said aging quietly. We appreciate that. We appreciate that.
H
Maturing.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, we appreciate that.
Dr. Pascal
Maturing, yes.
Bobby Bones
So what can Eddie do today?
Eddie
Squats.
Lunchbox
Can I do squats?
Dr. Pascal
Yeah, you can if you want. Yeah.
Lunchbox
Does that help with the testosterone?
Dr. Pascal
I don't think so. Now, if squats reduce your cortisol in an indirect way, it probably can. So, you know, to say straight out, no, squats is not. It's not going to do it well if it relaxes you. Because we do know there's a connection with cortisol and affecting the hypothalamic pituitary axis, which is causing releasing chemicals to make time. Testosterone. If I down easily.
Bobby Bones
So if someone relaxes.
Dr. Pascal
Too technical.
Bobby Bones
If someone relaxes more, yeah, that can help their testosterone.
Amy
Eddie always says he's stressed because of all the kids.
Bobby Bones
So should he get rid of the kids?
Lunchbox
That's it. Tell me, doctor.
Dr. Pascal
Not advisable. Not advisable. But if going to the gym and doing squats for, you know, 30 minutes a day, that might release it because he's by himself, relaxing, not necessarily going to the gym.
Amy
So, Megan, were you going to say something about the squats?
H
I mean, any kind of large muscle group activation like squats is going to increase your natural boost of testosterone, but I would say that it probably would not get you more into like an optimal level where you're going to notice that kind of difference.
Dr. Pascal
Correct.
Bobby Bones
So what does he do? What does Eddie do when he leaves this room that he can do to improve my life, to improve his testosterone?
Dr. Pascal
What is he willing to do?
Bobby Bones
No, that's the exact question he do you do?
Dr. Pascal
Yeah.
Lunchbox
I don't know.
Dr. Pascal
What is he willing to do? What's his time? What can he do?
Lunchbox
Honestly, what I want to do is I want a better quality of life. Right. Like, I do want to wake up and feel like I'm getting ready to take on the day. Right. I want to feel that way, but I don't want to necessarily put things in my body yet. I want to see what I can do naturally first.
Bobby Bones
So what would you say to him?
Dr. Pascal
Well, look at your diet.
Lunchbox
Pizza last night.
Bobby Bones
Eat more. What?
H
Protein is your best friend, okay. Always. It's not only cleaner, but it's making sure that you're diverting some protein to your muscle so that we're engaging in that testosterone boosting activity. But it's also like just keeping your overall skin healthier, your hair healthier. Protein is your best friend.
Bobby Bones
Eat less. What?
Dr. Pascal
Processed food. Okay, yes. This is the culprit is we're seeing more and more. It's the processed food that is changing the microbiome. Big long word in the gut that's affecting your natural innate bacteria that, you know, provides all the good, healthy stuff that you want.
Lunchbox
Dang. Yeah, that speaks loud. I mean, chips, right? Chips. Yeah, yeah, get rid of that stuff.
Bobby Bones
Chips. Pretty processed, man.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah, that's right.
Lunchbox
That's right.
Dr. Pascal
All the toxins on there, it's a
Lunchbox
part of my life. You know, I get home, hadn't eaten all day, I'm like, just give me a bag of chips and let me snack on that. It's part of my life.
H
And it's, it's easy. It's not like we're back in caveman days where we used to go hunt and find our food and eat it right? Then, like the process of processed foods just makes life easier, more convenient. So it's hard to get away from that.
Dr. Pascal
So the ultra processed food, also a lot of the foods have been lading with tons of sugars. I'm sure you guys have now seen we are zero sugar. Well, we have been inundated with so much sugar. And that's one of the reasons for the massive obesity and the GLPs. That's what they're doing. They're trying to give you back that bacteria that you once we're making. So it all connects. The gut, the hormones, the brain, it all connects.
Bobby Bones
When he says he doesn't want anything in his body, I feel like he's talking about testosterone replacement. And I don't feel like that's what you're doing at all with Amy. Like, you put a pellet in her, right? Like what's in the pellet.
Dr. Pascal
100% plant based, bioidentical. Or the other word would be isomolecular, the same chemical that's coming out of her ovary. Okay. Which was one of the big confusions the FDA had on hormone replacement. And what we've learned in the last 22, four years, when they put that warning that estrogen caused breast cancer, as doctors, we all, we were like, well, the study was flawed to begin with, but yet you had this overwhelming publication that went out everywhere, I think prematurely, but did not explain that there are many different kinds of estrogen. They ran that study on a synthetic estrogen. What we found out now, in the last 20 something years, women avoided estrogen eight times more likely to have Alzheimer's, Parkinson's and dementia. Increased risk for cardiac events and increase not only broken bones, but more hip replacement, more knee replacement.
Amy
Right. So I know a Lot of women had fear of breast cancer by doing any type of hormonal replacement. But the. When you said plant based for what's in my pellet, that's.
Dr. Pascal
It's 100 yam.
Amy
Yam.
Bobby Bones
Where is her pellet?
Dr. Pascal
Well, Amy will have to let you know that.
Bobby Bones
Amy, where is your pellet?
Lunchbox
Are you going to show us?
Amy
Well, Megan put it in.
Bobby Bones
No, you can just tell us.
Amy
I'm pretty sure it's right here.
H
Yes.
Bobby Bones
So do you have to do it like cut, slide it in?
Dr. Pascal
It's a little nick that we place it under. There are other ways to do the hormones. There are patches, there are creams. What we have found is the patches and creams, depending on metabolism, you may not get optimal doses. But yet some women prefer that. It's a more economical. Insurance pays for it. So you make a little slit, just a little nick. And we calculate precisely what Amy needs based on her weight. We have a big AI sort of which runs algorithm. Algorithm. It runs all the calculations for us. Looks at her weight, her height, bmi, her metabolism and look at some key numbers, how they would affect her. And then we come up with what she needs. We'll check her blood in six weeks after we place it and see where she peaks. And then that will slowly release for about four or five months.
Amy
And so I'll have to go back and get another pellet.
Bobby Bones
Could you put a pellet in Eddie? Yes, but not the same pellet. That's an Amy.
Dr. Pascal
Well, Eddie's going to be more testosterone and a higher level because men require more.
Bobby Bones
Would you do that?
Lunchbox
Is that still a yam?
Dr. Pascal
It's still a yam. 100% yam.
Bobby Bones
Why would you not do that?
Amy
Yeah, why would you not join me? We could go together.
Lunchbox
It's interesting.
Bobby Bones
Well, because it's not. I understand your fear.
Lunchbox
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because you don't want to inject yourself with some testosterone replacement.
Dr. Pascal
We've talked and I understand that. And here's what you know. You have to look at how much has the cell phone advanced in 20 years? Well, just think about how much we have learned in 20 years while we practice misinformation or a misinterpreted data. So a lot has evolved with these yams, technology, processing all of this. I used to be a pharmacist and it hit me because I was so against them. The earlier pellets, we had tons of problems with them because they were bounded with a steroid. And we now know the steroid, synthetic steroid changes everything. And that was one of the big confusions. And when you read anything, you're listening. And people are just using this one word. Estrogen or testosterone. They're not telling you they're like five or six different synthetics, which changes what you're putting in your body. And so I understand. No, I don't want to do anything synthetic. What we're learning, the more you can mimic exactly what's coming out of your organs. Your body does not know that it's a synthetic because it's not. It's. The word I use is isomolecular. It is the same.
Amy
So you said. Mine mimics what's coming out of my ovaries, which Eddie doesn't have ovaries.
Bobby Bones
Debatable at this point. Debatable.
Dr. Pascal
He has a little estrogen going on here.
Amy
Okay, what's it mimicking coming from where?
Dr. Pascal
It'll be his is his gonads. His testes.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, okay, I'll just use me. Since we're making fun of Eddie. If I. If I were to come in and get a pellet put in me.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
That would be basically my body reacting to what it feels is natural inside of me.
Dr. Pascal
Yes.
Bobby Bones
And it would naturally produce whatever I was deficient in, which could be testosterone.
Dr. Pascal
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Which is way different than, like, a TRT or any sort of replacement that someone.
Dr. Pascal
Well, a lot of the replacements that they may be using something. And I can't comment. Right. Megan. But we've seen that there's some of the. Some of the side effects that we take care of are due to a synthetic. And the pharmacy background is what? Automatically I went, wait a minute. People are really confused when they say the word T or testosterone. They're not realizing that there's so many. Cypionate, decanoate, enanthenate. They're all synthetic.
Lunchbox
Again, fake.
Dr. Pascal
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Dumb guy term for me. Fake.
Dr. Pascal
It's fake. Yes, it's fake. Just like that study was done on Premarin, was on the urine of pregnant mares. Okay. You don't want another animal product.
H
Right.
Dr. Pascal
And that's why the body reacts differently.
H
Which is great with the pellets, though, because the pellets, not only are they bioidentical with the injections, they are synthetic. So you're having to do those once or twice a week just to maintain levels. But with the pellet, it's compressed powder, so they eventually dissolve over time. So with those, they're uptaken by the blood vessels that pass over the pellets over time. So it's cardiac output that is actually Helping to absorb those. And it's just a lot more consistent of a dose.
Dr. Pascal
What's interesting, imagine, like wet sand on a beach. Okay. So the powder is compressed. There's nothing holding it together. But think about wet sand. Eventually that wet sand washes off with the waves, gets into the ocean. And that's. That's a good analogy of how it gets into your bloodstream.
Bobby Bones
Would you do the pellet?
Lunchbox
Think about it.
Bobby Bones
You think about everything. I'm not even saying. I'm not making you commit. I'm saying, would you consider doing the pellet?
Lunchbox
It sounds like something I would definitely consider more than, you know, an injection. Injection, sure.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah. And this is the misconception a lot of folks have, because when you use that word, t, most folks are thinking, because that's what you're reading, all of the synthetic side effects. And that's one of the things we have to tell women also. No, you're not going to grow a beard. You're not going to.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I thought that, like, if women got testosterone, they're going to grow a beard. I literally thought that.
H
Well, women don't get the degree of testosterone that men are getting. If they did that, we want a little bit. Yes, if we did.
Bobby Bones
If, like, you put 10 pellets in Amy on accident.
Dr. Pascal
Oh, Lord. That'd be a big accident. But no, it would not be an accident.
Amy
But that's why y' all wanted to. Six weeks after you monitor my blood. Yes. If it was too high, I. I could get facial hair. Correct. So it could happen. If she did.
Dr. Pascal
I. I know what to do and how to bring it down.
Bobby Bones
You guys make me want to pellet.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah, I know. Come on, Come on.
Bobby Bones
So it's just a small incision and it goes in.
Dr. Pascal
It's a tiny incision. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Did you bring any with you?
Dr. Pascal
You know, we should have, but it looks like a little tic tac.
Lunchbox
And how long does it last? You may have said this already, but
Dr. Pascal
how long does it for women, four or five months. For men, six even eight months longer.
Eddie
So four months for you, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
And aside from men are getting like
H
a bigger, like, diameter size of testosterone.
Amy
So like a big tic tac.
Bobby Bones
Like an acorn.
H
So, yeah, like a big tic tac.
Amy
Big tic tac. Yeah.
Dr. Pascal
Extra large.
Lunchbox
Amy, can you feel it, like, if you touch your.
Amy
No. Honestly, I try to. It freaked me out at first, so I really tried not to touch it. And now I can go back there a little bit and feel. But for the first couple weeks, I was so scared. I, like, didn't want to. I mean, I had to wear a band aid over it. I mean, it bled like. It's a real. Like, y'.
Morgan
All.
Amy
They had to numb me. It's a procedure, but I don't feel it now. And now I'm not scared to touch back there.
Bobby Bones
Did you guys ever see Amy's tail?
H
Her tail?
Eddie
She has a tail.
Lunchbox
She has a real tail.
Amy
Do you want to see it?
Bobby Bones
She has a. She's told us many times.
Amy
Well, Dr. P has seen everything.
Bobby Bones
Well, she can't say, though. She's locked up.
Amy
She's like, I can't.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she's hipaed up.
Dr. Pascal
Amy can.
Bobby Bones
Amy claims she has a tail. Like, her bone goes down.
Amy
No, I don't. I. We call it a tail now, jokingly, but it's my tail bone. But it protrudes and it feel. Feels really weird.
Bobby Bones
Does that.
Amy
Have y' all ever noticed variation?
Dr. Pascal
Everyone has.
Amy
Do you want to feel it?
Dr. Pascal
Sure.
Amy
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Wait. Has she not.
Amy
Well, she. She's not.
Bobby Bones
What do you want?
Amy
Part of a past.
Bobby Bones
What do you want from. What do you want from this, though?
Dr. Pascal
Well, just.
Amy
Has she. Is it normal?
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Dr. Pascal
All right.
Bobby Bones
Come on, Amy. Bring your butt over there. Amy's gonna get her tail.
Eddie
So weird.
Lunchbox
All right, interesting.
Bobby Bones
The doctor is now feeling.
Dr. Pascal
It's a little sharp, Amy. Yeah. Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So what does that mean for her?
H
I do.
Bobby Bones
Everybody's feeling. She's doing show and tell right now.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah, just a variation, right? It says variation. It's normal. There's.
Amy
You said it's a little sharp, like.
Dr. Pascal
Yeah, it's a little sharp. Variation. But that's not abnormal.
Bobby Bones
Okay, why would it.
H
Because it's not bothering you?
Amy
I mean, sometimes when I sit too long, it does get a little. I'm like. I have to reposition or squish my cheeks together to give it some batting.
Bobby Bones
Sometimes when she gets excited, you see it wiggle.
Amy
Oh, my gosh. Stop.
Bobby Bones
No. Okay. Okay, Eddie, so what have you learned?
Lunchbox
A lot.
Bobby Bones
What have you learned, though, that you're gonna take from this room?
Lunchbox
I think one of the biggest things, the big takeaways, is that me and Amy have the same problem. Like, that's crazy to me, that Amy both. And we both have low T, and we're both deficient in vitamin D. Crazy.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but one.
Morgan
Well, that's a lot of people.
Bobby Bones
One leads.
Dr. Pascal
That's a lot of people.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. One leads to the other a bit, right?
Amy
Well, yeah. From what I understood from my recall when you first told me, you said you can do everything you want to build the testosterone to get it back, but if you don't have vitamin D, it's not going to happen. So, like, that has to happen in order for the testosterone to happen. But maybe to help Eddie feel a little bit more comfortable. You said you've worked with men, but you've inserted pellets into men.
Dr. Pascal
Yes. Okay. Yes, I have.
Bobby Bones
So you're going to.
Dr. Pascal
We've done quite a few, actually.
Bobby Bones
You're gonna get more sun.
Lunchbox
More sun. We're gonna work on more sun.
Dr. Pascal
Okay.
Lunchbox
And then we're gonna work on that diet. Yep. This is what I'm going to do. The work on the diet's very important because, yes, the gut seems like it's a problem. Work on that diet. Stay away from processed foods, get more sun. And then if we're not where I want to be, which is where do I want to be if I have a physical coming up in, like, two months?
Dr. Pascal
Eh.
Lunchbox
Is that not enough time?
Dr. Pascal
It's enough time. I don't know if your D usually will recheck it in three months to see.
Lunchbox
Yeah, maybe I push back, but we'll
H
still see some improvement at that point.
Bobby Bones
If there's no improvement, you think about the pellet.
Lunchbox
I'm gonna think about the pellet.
Amy
How consistent does he have to be with this, though?
Bobby Bones
Because he's not. He's Mr. Inconsistent.
Lunchbox
No, but now that I know it's serious.
Bobby Bones
You've said this a hundred times. About 100 things.
Dr. Pascal
But see that. You know, the thing about Eddie, what's going on now, this is not unusual, and I don't want to mention your age, but this is.
Bobby Bones
It's okay. He says it.
Lunchbox
I'm 47.
Dr. Pascal
Okay. This is very common. And I've men as young as 25 with low T. Whoa. Yes.
Eddie
Oh, that sucks.
Dr. Pascal
Yes, that sucks. Yeah. And this young man, the mother. Well, see, how these men come is their moms or their wives feel incredible. Then they start learning, and they recognize, like, can I bring my son in? He's being treated for depression right now, and I can't figure out what's going on. And he's not responding to any of the medications. Sure enough, his tea was like, 100.
Bobby Bones
So you're saying that a lot of people may not even think it's their t. It could be many other reasons, but in reality, like, they should check this fundamentally.
Dr. Pascal
They should check.
Bobby Bones
It could be their testosterone load that's affecting everything else about them.
Dr. Pascal
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Okay, well, this has been good.
Lunchbox
Yeah. Very eye opening, for sure. It definitely explains too how I've been feeling and definitely now have a better understanding of why that's happening.
Dr. Pascal
And traditionally, you know, as women came in and one of the comments that I, you know, patients come in and unfortunately my gynecologist tells me that I'm not in menopause, I'm 35, and they just roll their eyes and send me out the room. And I thought, well, no, no, no, we need to look at all of it. No one was looking at testosterone for women. Sure enough, for women, it's like legs of a table. You need to have your testosterone in a normal range, your estrogen, progesterone. And for women also, we look at a little thyroid. Okay. Which can be affected by diet iron. And so when that's not, when that's not in line, you feel sort of wonky. The table's not balanced. And so even women that are still having periods, they could be off. And a lot of the reasons the vitamin D is off, the T's off, or if their iron's low, their thyroid might be borderline low and they're struggling with all the similar symptoms of menopause.
Bobby Bones
Okay, you have some action items and you're gonna, for a couple days, say you're doing them, and then we're gonna check in again and you're gonna go like, oh, I kind of forgot. But if you want it to be better, you have got to do the work.
H
It's really like a whole lifestyle again. And that's hard to say. Like what you've been doing for the last life.
Lunchbox
Yes, Forever.
H
You have to change. You have to put all of this down and completely pick up.
Dr. Pascal
And if you want your life in the next, you've got kids, you're gonna have grandkids. One day you want to be able to not only be around, but active and mobile. We have 70 something year old women come in. I just want to have energy and be able to move and play with my grandkids.
Amy
Yeah, but you could do that now.
Dr. Pascal
You can do that now. So what you do now, you're gonna, you know, reap or you're gonna pay for it in the next five to ten years.
H
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Okay, Megan, thank you. Thank you, Dr. Paschal. Thank you very much.
Dr. Pascal
Thank you guys for having us on here.
Bobby Bones
I think this has been educational not just for Eddie, which was the reason we'll say acutely you came in. But I do think for a lot of listeners too, they are able to learn that there's much more to it than just I feel bad because of whatever simple solution they've been fed when it really is possibly something as fundamental as you're just not getting enough vitamin D. Like that could be one of the reasons. So we really appreciate you guys coming in. I think a lot of people learned a lot of things. And Amy, thanks for bringing your folks in and thanks for having me vulnerable with your tailbone.
Lunchbox
That meant a lot to us.
Bobby Bones
That'll do it for today's podcast. Thank you so much for listening. If you got a minute, go check out the Bear Grylls interview over on the Bobbycast, which you can watch on Netflix or you can listen on podcast wherever you get them. Alright, that's it. We will see you guys on Friday. Bye everybody. Living with a rare autoimmune condition brings uncertainty, but it can also create community in season six of Untold Stories Life with a severe autoimmune condition, they go beyond MG and cidp as host Martine Hackett welcomed stories from other conditions like myositis and IgAN into the conversation. Untold Stories is produced by Ruby Studio in partnership with Argenics. Listen to Untold Stories Life with a severe autoimmune condition on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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H
Dad, Lingokids please.
Lunchbox
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Dr. Pascal
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Morgan
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The Bobby Bones Show | May 21, 2026 Episode: THURS PT 2: Amy Brings In Her Gynecologist For Eddie + How Can Eddie Fix His Low T? + Pros And Cons About Billionaires
In this spirited and insightful episode of The Bobby Bones Show, the team dives deep into several hot topics: billionaire tax responsibility and public image, viral internet stories about the rich and powerful, viral video skepticism, environmental issues surrounding big tech, unusual car stories, and classic slap-fighting etiquette. The main segment features Amy bringing in her gynecologist, Dr. Pascal, and her nurse practitioner, Megan, to review Eddie's shockingly low testosterone levels and offer practical advice for hormone health, vitamin D deficiency, and lifestyle change—covering both science and the emotional aspects of these health journeys.
Discussion kicked off by Amy's reference to Jeff Bezos’ “no taxes for the bottom 50%” statement.
Pros and cons of billionaire influence
"If you're in the bottom 50%, you should not pay taxes. But he also did not commit to all billionaires paying even more." – Bobby Bones (02:17)
Brief tangent: Elon Musk, Sam Altman (OpenAI), and public perceptions of tech billionaires (08:03–09:03).
Amy shares a viral story of two Utah campaigners falsely accused of being “Chinese operatives” by investor Kevin O’Leary.
Bobby: “There’s so much corruption. It’s never been more corrupt, I don't think, than right now.” (12:47)
Amy’s Gynecologist & Eddie’s Low Testosterone
(27:16–56:41)
Amy brings in Dr. Pascal (gynecologist with experience in men’s hormone health) and nurse practitioner Megan.
Review and discussion of Eddie’s “extremely low” testosterone and possible vitamin D deficiency.
Dr. Pascal: “Absolutely. I’m wondering, who is this guy? Where is he? Is he walking?” (29:12)
Eddie's numbers “extremely low” for testosterone, “little D” for vitamin D (D=20, normal is 30–100).
Typical symptoms—fatigue, pseudo-depression, lack of focus—align with low T and low vitamin D.
Dr. Pascal: “We are misdiagnosing so many patients and not getting to the root of it, which is low T.” (32:09)
Megan: “Just wondering how you’re living your day-to-day life and still upbeat and happy.” (30:33)
Eddie is surprised, says libido is fine; Dr. Pascal acknowledges libido can be independent of T due to multiple influencers.
Importance of checking and supplementing vitamin D—sunshine helps, but modern lifestyles and sunscreen block absorption.
“Most people in America are vitamin D deficient.” (35:16)
Multivitamins usually don’t have enough D; Dr. Pascal recommends direct supplementation and monitoring.
Amy: “You can do everything you want to build the testosterone… but if you don’t have vitamin D, it’s not going to happen.” (52:25)
Amy’s experience with plant-based (yam-derived), bioidentical hormone pellets.
Pellets are calculated precisely, monitored by blood, and typically last 4–8 months depending on sex.
Dr. Pascal: “The more you can mimic exactly what’s coming out of your organs, your body does not know that it’s a synthetic because it’s not. It’s isomolecular. It is the same.” (46:25)
Eddie warms up to the idea but wants to try lifestyle changes first.
Diet & lifestyle:
Change is hard but necessary:
Broader implications:
| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:00–13:10| Billionaires, Taxes, PR motives | | 13:36–16:21| Cybertruck disaster, car feature talk | | 16:22–18:34| Golfer blames caddy for missed cut | | 18:34–23:54| Joey Chestnut slap, the art and meaning of slapping | | 27:16–56:41| Amy’s gynecologist & nurse = Eddie’s Low T and vitamin D intervention | | 50:40 | Amy’s tailbone show-and-tell |
Original Tone Maintained:
End of Summary This summary delivers a comprehensive, timestamped breakdown of the episode’s main themes, discussions, and practical takeaways, preserving the fun, candid tone of The Bobby Bones Show.