WEDS PT 1: Did Lunchbox Get Selected For Jury Duty? + Eddie Appeals Low Testosterone Test  + Country Music Lyrics Game

Summary

The Bobby Bones Show – Episode Summary (WEDS PT 1)

Date: April 29, 2026
Podcast Host: Bobby Bones
Episode Theme: Wednesday’s show covers the latest jury duty saga, Eddie’s testosterone controversy, a country lyrics trivia game, and a few wild news stories—infused with plenty of humor and the signature banter of the crew.

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Episode Overview

This episode opens with the crew recapping Lunchbox's adventure at jury duty, debates an awkwardly timed wedding proposal, tackles the fallout from Eddie’s low testosterone test, and serves up a spirited Country Lyrics Game. Throughout, they riff on everything from plane births to AI holograms at funerals, and Bobby teases a mysterious, “life-changing” prize for one lucky show member.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Lunchbox’s Jury Duty Experience

[02:16 – 07:49]

• Setup: Lunchbox was summoned for jury duty, leaving the team to wonder if he'd be selected.
• His Play-by-Play:
  • Long security line, barcoded check-in, big waiting room full of chatty strangers (“Guys, can we shut up? We don’t need to talk the whole time.” – Lunchbox, 03:10).
  • Tries to joke in an elevator about voting “not guilty” (“You can get in serious trouble for that.” – Elevator Stranger, 04:25).
  • Names are called for courtroom selection, but Lunchbox isn't picked—he waits hours, only to be released with $20 promised by mail.
  • Reflection: Initially wanted to be selected but admits five days would be tough (“I did want to get on a jury, but once they said I could be there for five days, I was like, oh my gosh, that would be miserable.” – Lunchbox, 05:52).

Notable Moment

• Lunchbox tries to “nominate” Amy and Eddie for jury duty.
  • “Can I nominate them?” – Lunchbox
  • “No, it don’t work that way.” – Clerk (06:47)

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2. “Ask the Show” – Wedding Proposal at a Rehearsal Dinner

[08:17 – 10:41]

• Listener Email: A groom’s brother wants to propose to his girlfriend during the groom’s rehearsal dinner.
• Crew’s Reaction:
  • Bobby calls it a “terrible idea” – the event should remain focused on the couple getting married.
  • “You have to tell him. This is not an avenue for you to propose to your girlfriend. It isn’t.” – Bobby (09:13)
  • Amy: It’s even awkward for the person being proposed to.
  • Unanimous: Do NOT propose at another person’s wedding/rehearsal event.

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3. Wild & Odd News

[11:14 – 16:22]

• Baby Born on Plane: Woman gives birth on a Delta flight from Atlanta to Portland; crew and onboard medical pros help.
  • Bobby and Raymundo joke about the logistics and mess (“Those seats had to be so wet.” – Bobby, 12:39).
• AI Hologram at Funeral: Widow uses a hologram of her late husband at his funeral, created with Proto Hologram and Hyperreal.
  • Mixed feelings: Innovative, touching, a bit eerie.
  • “I would need the whole family to sign off on it...” – Bobby (14:13)
• Discussion on Funeral Upcharges:
  • Bobby and Amy share personal stories about funeral upselling (“That’s how they get you with this. You wanna do a hologram package?” – Bobby, 15:13).

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4. Eddie’s Low Testosterone Test Drama & Appeal

[19:37 – 26:07]

• Results Recap:
  • Lunchbox: 503 (average T)
  • Eddie: 293 (low T, “would be low if you were a 70-year-old man” – Doctor via voicemail, 19:53)
• Eddie Appeals:
  • Claims his first blood sample (which gave the low result) had issues due to being exposed to heat.
  • Bobby agrees that if sample was faulty, a new result should count.
  • Ongoing debate and jokes about “low T” and implications for Eddie’s masculinity and marriage.
  • “I feel like appealing is such a low T move.” – Amy (20:35)
  • Awaiting a second, conclusive result (“So right now we’re reading the heat testosterone number.” – Bobby, 25:03).
• Show’s Verdict: Temporary—Eddie still “loses” (has the lowest T) until the new test confirms otherwise.

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5. Bobby’s “Life-Changing” Prize Tease

[26:07 – 31:59]

• Bobby reveals that one of five crew members (Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, Raymundo) will receive a mysterious, potentially life-changing prize.
• Each speculates what it might be (island, boat, Survivor casting interview, going to space, Celine Dion concert, trip to Paris), but Bobby reveals “none of you are right” about what the prize is.
• Amy is the first eliminated from contention (“I have to eliminate Amy. Sorry.” – Bobby, 31:12)
• Remaining: Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, Raymundo.

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6. Country Music Lyrics Game

[32:40 – 41:37]

Raymundo hosts as the crew battles over famous country song lyrics:

• Questions & Answers:
  • “Need You Now” (Lady A): The call is at "quarter after one"
  • “Amarillo by Morning” (George Strait): Saddle taken in Houston
  • “Take Me Home, Country Roads” (John Denver): Blue Ridge Mountains
  • “Forever and Ever, Amen” (Randy Travis): Old men talk about the weather
  • “He Stopped Loving Her Today” (George Jones): They place a wreath on his door
  • “Sold” (John Michael Montgomery): Second row
  • “Truck Yeah” (Tim McGraw): He’s playing Lil Wayne on his iPod
• Passionate banter between crew members; Lunchbox’s answers often comedic, Eddie’s low testosterone becomes running joke (“Lunchbox, Eddie’s T is $2.93.” – Bobby, 34:35).

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7. Listener Voicemails & More Testosterone Jokes

[47:03 – 48:44]

• Audience reactions: Laughter at Eddie’s low T; Amy mocked the closeness between Eddie’s T levels and hers.
• “You can win a music game, but you ain’t got T.” – Lunchbox (48:44)

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8. Bonehead Story of the Day

[48:57 – 49:44]

• Man sets a fire to drive homeless people out of the woods; ends up burning five acres (not even his land!).
  • Moral: “You shouldn’t burn stuff to get stuff.” – Bobby (49:38)

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9. Eddie’s ‘Date Night’ Gets Busted

[49:44 – 53:39]

• Lunchbox spots Eddie and his wife on what’s supposed to be a “date night.” Instead, Eddie’s propped up his phone at the bar to watch UFC fights.
• Group debate: Is this acceptable date night behavior?
  • Justification: “With four kids, all we want to do is just hang out with each other away from them, no matter what we’re doing.” – Eddie (52:32)

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10. Country Song Quiz – Tiebreakers

[41:37 – 41:39]

• Bobby nails tiebreakers on “Chattahoochee,” “Devil Went Down to Georgia,” and “Chicken Fried.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Don’t make jokes at the courthouse, what I found out.” – Lunchbox, 04:26
• “It’s giving low T, low T vibes.” – Amy, 20:41
• “You have to just say no. You cannot do it. Because if your wife knows that you knew…” – Bobby, 09:13 [On the proposal]
• “None of you are right about what it is… Oh, but trust me, life changing.” – Bobby, 31:59 [About the secret prize]
• “I feel like appealing is such a low T move.” – Amy, 20:35

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Jury Duty Recap: 02:16 – 07:49
• Wedding Proposal Discussion: 08:17 – 10:41
• Wild News (Plane Birth, Funerals): 11:14 – 16:22
• Eddie’s Testosterone Test & Appeal: 19:37 – 26:07
• Bobby’s Secret Prize Tease: 26:07 – 31:59
• Country Lyrics Game: 32:40 – 41:37
• Listener Voicemail Reactions: 47:03 – 48:44
• Bonehead Story of the Day: 48:57 – 49:44
• Eddie’s Date Night Bust: 49:44 – 53:39

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Tone Highlights

• Playful & Sarcastic: (“You can get in serious trouble for that”... “I was just joking.”)
• Supportive but Teasing: Running “low T” gags at Eddie’s expense.
• Camaraderie & Back-and-Forth: Frequent banter about personal lives, pop culture, and country music trivia.

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In Summary

This lively episode serves up classic Bobby Bones Show content: humorous, personal storytelling (jury duty, testosterone “scandal,” date night with UFC mishap), engagement with listener dilemmas, and fast-paced, music-centric quiz fun. It’s a signature blend of morning radio comfort—with just enough outlandishness and heart to keep fans coming back.

Transcript

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[Listener Caller 1]

Transmitting across America.

[Amy]

This is the Bobby.

[Bobby Bones]

What's up everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show morning studio.

[Eddie]

Morning Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

So lunchbox is here today, which means he is not on a jury. Yesterday he had to leave pretty close to the end of the show for Jerry duty. All right, what happened?

[Eddie]

Not guilty, your honor. No, really. I just went and I show up. Let me tell you, a court is busy. You trying to get through the metal detectors? It is a mile long out to the street you sit in line for, like, 25 minutes trying to get through the metal detectors. And you go in and you walk up to the window and they say, what's your name? Tell them your name.

[Bobby Bones]

Daniel. You say daniel. No. What you tell me your name was.

[Eddie]

I didn't say anything. Okay. I slid him my id.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And they zapped a little barcode. They printed out a paper. They gave me a little tag, and they said, wear that at all times while you're here. So we're gonna know. We know you're a juror.

[Raymundo]

Did it say Daniel?

[Eddie]

It just said juror number.

[Raymundo]

Okay.

[Eddie]

And so I go in this big room, and there's probably 150 to 200 people in there.

[Bobby Bones]

Does everybody look miserable?

[Eddie]

Everybody look. Well, that's the weird part. A lot of people become best friends with everybody in there. They start talking to each other, blah, blah, blah. They're just chatting it up. I'm like, guys, can we shut up? Like, we don't need to talk the whole time.

[Bobby Bones]

Focus on justice. What I'd say, right?

[Eddie]

We need to be worried about the law. You're thinking about, like, what am I going to do in this situation? Am I going to be the foreman? And you sit there, and there's coffee and water. And the guy comes up, he's like, listen, we're going to get started in a few minutes. This is what's going to happen. You could be here for up to five days. And I don't know how many trials we're going to have today. We're still waiting to hear from the courts upstairs to see who's going to go to a trial, who's not. So we'll be with you shortly. And people just chatting away, chatting away. People scrolling their phones. Me, I'm concentrating, staring at the wall.

[Bobby Bones]

Focus on justice.

[Eddie]

Like, all right, man, what am I going to do here? Are they guilty? Not guilty.

[Bobby Bones]

You don't even know the case yet, but okay, go ahead.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And I did get in trouble at one point. I took an elevator in the courthouse, and there was a guy, and he was dressed. All dressed up, and he's like, I'm kind of nervous. I don't want to be late. I was like, oh, you here for jury? Dare you to. And he goes, no, I'm here for court. And I said, oh, man, I may be a juror. I'll say not guilty. And someone in the elevator goes, you can get in serious trouble for that.

[Raymundo]

You probably shouldn't say that.

[Eddie]

I'm just joking. I was just joking. I Was just joking. I was just joking. Like, I was trying to be funny. Sorry. Like, don't do that. So don't make jokes at the courthouse. What I found out. And so then they come in, they're like, all right, you know what we're gonna do? We're going to call. It was 35 or 40 names. If you hear your name called, please come out here and wait in this little lobby area. You'll be going up to courtroom, whatever. And they just start calling out names. And the first name off the list gets a commemorative pin from the city of Nashville.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you want the pen?

[Eddie]

I was like, oh, my gosh, how stupid. And I was like, but if I'm going to get called, I better be first. Yeah, first name Abdul. Ah, yeah. I'm not called first. Then they keep going down, and as they flip the page, you're like, oh, my gosh. They still haven't called my name. I'm about to be scot free. Then they go, and finally, Barbara, whatever. And I'm like, yeah, I'm out of here. And they go, you heard your name call? Come out in the lobby. If not, hang tight. We got more.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Court cases.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, did you get. You didn't get called ever.

[Eddie]

So I waited for another two hours.

[Bobby Bones]

They did you for two more hours?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my gosh.

[Eddie]

And then they got the list. They called out 35 or 40 more names, and they said, guys, we're only having two trials today, so everybody else, you're free to go. Then they released me out in the wild, and I made $20. How you get paid 20 bucks to be a juror?

[Amy]

Oh, that's like cash or what?

[Eddie]

No, they pay out at the end of the month.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm sure they do.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, it's in the mail.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's what they said.

[Bobby Bones]

Did you want to get on a jury once you got there?

[Eddie]

I did want to get on a jury, but once they said I could be there for five days, I was like, oh, my gosh, that would be miserable.

[Amy]

Yeah, but we said you could. If you get on a high profile case, you could write a book.

[Listener Caller 1]

Right.

[Eddie]

But five days, you know, it's a long time to be sitting there for hours and eating courtroom lunch because they provide the lunch for you.

[Bobby Bones]

Think of all the stories you'd have, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I mean, you went out for 10 minutes about a list and Abdul, but they got the one, the actual story you could bring.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's true. But yeah, so I didn't get picked and they released us and we turned in our name tag and the one that said Daniel. No, it said juror number. And it had a big old long list of numbers.

[Bobby Bones]

So I've been called. Lunchbox has been called. Eddie and Amy haven't been called ever. So Lunchbox wanted to change that.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So what did you do? He. Do we have the audio?

[Eddie]

I nominated you guys for jury.

[Bobby Bones]

Here you go.

[Eddie]

Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you? Amy Brown and Eddie Garcia have never been to jury duty. Can I nominate them?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it don't work that way.

[Eddie]

Oh, it doesn't work that way.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't work that way. Dang.

[Eddie]

You gotta get luck in the draw. Yeah. Because they keep telling me, oh, you gotta go. And I wanted to put them on the list, but that's how it works. Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't work that way.

[Raymundo]

All right, good.

[Bobby Bones]

Check him out, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Hey, it doesn't work that way, but in a week, you may get a letter.

[Raymundo]

Lunchbox. You love that courtroom vibe. You love that.

[Eddie]

It is kind of fun. It is like. It's a hustle and bustle, people going and coming and people meeting, having secret meetings, talking over in the corner and, like, oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Make you want to be a lawyer?

[Eddie]

Kind of.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'd like to. I like to argue things. And the people in front of me, I could. There. It was like, a daughter and mom and dad, and I think the mom and dad were there to support the daughter, and they were, like, practicing how she was going to answer if they asked her how she was doing today.

[Bobby Bones]

How are you doing today?

[Eddie]

And she was like, I'm good. No, no, you got to say it like. You got to say something more and, like, sound genuine. Like, you know, I'm doing good, and I'm, you know, I'm just happy to prove to you guys, like, whatever. And I was like, oh, man, this is crazy. Don't know what she's in for, what she's facing. But she did have a little legal pad, like, so she could take notes. That's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, we're glad you're back.

[Eddie]

It feels good to be back, man.

[Bobby Bones]

You went and you helped the wheels of justice turn.

[Eddie]

That's right. Not guilty.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you can't joke like that, remember? That's not funny. That's not funny, man.

[Eddie]

There's a question to be had.

[Bobby Bones]

Hello, Bobby Bones. My wedding is just over two weeks away, and my best man, who is also my brother, has just spilled his plan to pull a surprise at our rehearsal dinner. It seems that he wants to surprise his girlfriend with a proposal and that this is the perfect place to do it. I told him horrible idea. And it's a one way ticket to get onto the future wife's you're dead to me list. But he thinks it's perfect since all of our family will be there. What do you think? Am I justified in thinking this signed wedding hostage. You know, that's a good point about the wife, because I'm sure dudes don't think about. Dudes wouldn't care.

[Amy]

You would.

[Bobby Bones]

Because my wife. Oh, it's not. It's just not. First of all, that's not a place for somebody. This is your rehearsal, your wedding. This is all about you guys. So for the record, yes, but I think I would think of that for my wife. True, I don't have a brother, but Doug, you should do nothing to take any sort of attention off of the two people getting married.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And so this is a terrible idea about your brother. But that's just a brother going, oh, yeah, the family. The family's all here. Let them do it. But that's great about thinking about your wife, because she will hate that. But he shouldn't do it. Like, you have to tell him. This is not an avenue for you to propose to your girlfriend. It isn't. And I get it. All the family's here, and that does make it nice. But you know why all the family's here? Because we're having a wedding. They're here for our thing. So I. You have to just say no. You cannot do it. Because if your wife knows that you knew and he did. Oh, you're dead. You're dead too.

[Amy]

I'm also thinking of the person that he's proposing to. If I'm the woman and my boyfriend proposes to me at somebody else's event, I don't care if it's a wedding or a birthday. It's somebody else's celebration. I am going to be mortified.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, good point. You can't do it. He can't do it. You have to tell him. It is an absolute no.

[Amy]

Like, it's gonna make me rethink if I'll marry this person.

[Bobby Bones]

You mean if you get proposed to it somebody else?

[Raymundo]

Yeah, that's a good angle.

[Amy]

This is a good idea.

[Raymundo]

The brother can tell the other brother. Like, hey, man, your. Your fiance, girlfriend, or girlfriend may not like this. Like, so this is just terrible all the way around.

[Bobby Bones]

And he's like, no, no, no, she will. I know her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Amy]

And if she if she is cool with it, then. Then something's up.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You have to go. No, this is not the time or place, because my future wife's gonna be very upset at me because I knew you were gonna do it, and I didn't stop you.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

So, no, it's an absolute. Nope. Don't do it. Anybody else have anything to add on this?

[Amy]

Unanimous.

[Eddie]

No.

[Raymundo]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan's staring at me like she has something to say.

[Amy]

Yeah, well, I just think it's super lazy. Like, you're. You're piggybacking off of somebody else's thing. This is just showing you're lazy and you don't want to plan your own proposal. Like, that's f. That is grade F effort.

[Bobby Bones]

I understand. The whole family's here, but you don't

[Amy]

need your whole family for an engagement.

[Bobby Bones]

I agree. I agree.

[Amy]

And if you do, then, like Morgan saying, figure it out.

[Bobby Bones]

Lie to them.

[Amy]

Right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

This just can't happen. It's up to you to stop them. If you got to kill him, you

[Raymundo]

got to kill him.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you got to kill him. You got to kill him. All right, close it up. She went into labor and gave birth on a Delta flight. This woman did. Man, I'm going to play this clip. Go ahead.

[Ray]

The baby has been delivered on the

[Bobby Bones]

aircraft, so they're going to be coming

[Ray]

in with the baby delivered.

[Amy]

The plane from Atlanta was preparing to land in Portland, Oregon, when crew members, along with a doctor and two nurses on board, stepped in to help deliver a baby girl at cruising altitude. The plane was met by emergency crews on the ground, where both mother and newborn were reported to be in stable condition. Delta says it does not restrict pregnant passengers from flying, but recommends consulting a doctor before travel in later stages of pregnancy.

[Bobby Bones]

From ABC 13, Houston. That's wild. You want to know how early she was? Because I would think a few months, two weeks.

[Amy]

Oh, so she.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, she might need to get somewhere. I don't know.

[Amy]

Portland, apparently.

[Bobby Bones]

Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta to Portland. And there was a. You know, when she walked on, and she was so, so, so pregnant. Because, again, I don't know why. Maybe she had to get some. I mean, maybe it's. I don't want to have to fly, but I guess I have to fly to get to Portland.

[Raymundo]

And it's not like, you know, regional. It's a.

[Bobby Bones]

No, that's a long cross country. That's a long one. People are like, oh, my God. What if she goes into labor? Because that's very pregnant. As a wife that just gave Birth. Had a wife less than two months ago. That's nine. That's over nine. That's nine months pregnant. Those seats had to be so wet.

[Raymundo]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Like there had to be like. I mean a liquid explosion.

[Amy]

Surely they lay.

[Raymundo]

It doesn't matter.

[Amy]

Trash.

[Bobby Bones]

It doesn't matter. It's not built for that. So.

[Raymundo]

Right.

[Bobby Bones]

You can. And your seat only reclines so much.

[Amy]

Oh, I'm picturing her like in the. Where the flight attendants are on the floor.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Raymundo]

And are you guys watching the whole thing?

[Eddie]

No. Wait, if it's not your kid. No.

[Raymundo]

Like, like. But you're on a plane. Guys. Like what do you do? Just look out the window the whole time? Like I feel like that's crazy.

[Amy]

I mean I'm not gonna be looking at her. It coming out, but sounds like you

[Bobby Bones]

wanted to see the head coming. No, no, no.

[Raymundo]

I'm just saying that happens like say you're sitting on that row and it happens right in.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's not gonna allow know. I don't know.

[Raymundo]

That's just something.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a crazy story.

[Raymundo]

That's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. That one. Does that one win. Or this one Wisconsin woman gave her late husband's funeral an unforgettable twist by bringing him back as a hologram to meet the mourners one last time.

[Raymundo]

I like it.

[Bobby Bones]

You do?

[Raymundo]

Yeah. Is that like Tupac hologram?

[Bobby Bones]

Guess.

[Raymundo]

You know, like that's pretty cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Pam, did it talk? Yeah, they answered quite. He answered questions.

[Raymundo]

Whoa.

[Amy]

That's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. You. Oh, it's cool.

[Amy]

That's.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, no, I think it's cool.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't. I didn't say it wasn't. I just wondered what you guys think about it. Pam Kronrath, who was married to Bill for 60 years, worked with companies Proto Hologram and Hyperreal to create a life size digital version of her husband using pre recorded material. And AI the hologram appeared and walked mourners through a scripted Q and A, answering questions as if he were really there.

[Amy]

I mean, I probably make me cry a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. That would be. I would need the whole family to sign off on it because I don't want like our daughter thinking it's super weird that our Dad's up there. AI hologram.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

About 200 guests attended. Most of them had no idea what was coming. You're going to a hologram funeral and you don't even know. That's quite the shock.

[Raymundo]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

It's. It's cool.

[Raymundo]

I feel like this could be a funeral package like at Some point, I'm

[Amy]

sure you want to throw in the

[Raymundo]

hologram for an extra.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, man. When my mom died, they get you on all the stuff. They. Because they're like, you know, because you're so fresh. The wounds are there and they're like, would you like the super gold casket with all the trimmings? Because she'd really love that. I'm like, no, we're gonna cremate. Do cremation. Oh, then you definitely want the urn of a lifetime. And they pull it like, this is the one that the dead really love. And yeah, it's higher quality and it's a lot more expensive, but I think she's worth it. And you're like, okay, I'll take that. They get you so bad. That's how they get you with this. You wanna do a hologram package?

[Raymundo]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. I think she'd love it. Think about it. Wouldn't you like to say goodbye one last time to the people?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Crazy. Crazy how they get. Because you dealt with that, right?

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, they know you're wounded.

[Amy]

And my mom was. She was very adamant. She just wanted like the oak or some wooden, like, nothing too fancy box because she was not cremated. And so thankfully we were like, we already have orders from our mom. Like, this is. These are her wishes.

[Bobby Bones]

That's good.

[Amy]

So we couldn't deviate from that. And then my dad's. It wasn't even an urn. It was more like he was in a box. It was just a.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, they gave us our ashes in a box. And then you could put it in a nerve.

[Amy]

Oh, well, we. We. We buried the box of ashes.

[Raymundo]

Huh. That's a thing. I've heard that.

[Amy]

Yeah. Out in Dylan. Cardboard box. No.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, it was like a real.

[Amy]

Sort of. Looks like a jewelry box.

[Bobby Bones]

Got it.

[Amy]

Except for watch out for grave diggers ashes.

[Eddie]

And I know they're gonna go in.

[Amy]

I had to transport it with me from Nashville to San Antonio, where we landed. And then we drove. And then it was like, I'm the sibling in charge of the ashes. Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

I had to transfer my mom, too. It's weird. Had to fly and drive boats.

[Amy]

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[Eddie]

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[Eddie]

Just Calling about Eddie's testosterone results.

[Bobby Bones]

When I had mine done at 297,

[Eddie]

I think it was, my primary doctor said that's a little low, but I'm referring you to an endocrinologist. The endocrinologist told me, yeah, that would

[Raymundo]

be low if you were a 70 year old man.

[Eddie]

So Eddie should probably get that checked out.

[Bobby Bones]

Thanks.

[Eddie]

Bye.

[Bobby Bones]

So earlier in the week, we got all the results. After blood was given, Lunchbox had 503 perfectly average testosterone. Eddie was 293 below average. Anything below 300 is. Is low.

[Raymundo]

I mean, but that's like 7, so.

[Bobby Bones]

But it's low. Like you would have been low. It doesn't matter. You lost the competition because.

[Raymundo]

Oh, yeah, I get that. Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie would like to appeal the results. An official appeal.

[Amy]

I mean, that makes sense.

[Raymundo]

Are you the judge? Appellate court in session.

[Eddie]

Okay, here we go.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll listen. Yes, but it's probably gonna be.

[Amy]

No, I feel like appealing is such a low T move.

[Eddie]

It really is.

[Amy]

It's like

[Bobby Bones]

it's giving low T, low T vibes.

[Raymundo]

I just want justice. That's all I want here.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, I. Let's see what your case is. Go ahead.

[Raymundo]

I found out that, you know how all the drama started with the first test that I took the blood. Somehow the lab was like, inconclusive. There's something wrong with the blood. So they came back and they drew more blood from me. I found out that this result that we read on air comes from the first test that they took from me.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought that was inconclusive.

[Raymundo]

I thought it was inconclusive. So why are we basing my T results on that number? And I also found out from the doctor or the paramedic that drew my blood, he thinks that the problem with that blood sample was that it was exposed to heat. Therefore it's not going to be a correct reading.

[Amy]

Well, then why would he give us the number?

[Raymundo]

Exactly.

[Bobby Bones]

So then what's the number of the second?

[Amy]

I never heard anything about heat.

[Raymundo]

I have not gotten the second result. Amy, if you'd like to contact that company to get that second number, I think that's the one I would like to submit for this competition.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, so if true, and I don't know that that's true, if true, I do think we have to look at the second result and not the first because the first was delayed. The first was deemed inconclusive.

[Raymundo]

Correct.

[Bobby Bones]

Now we got the first result.

[Raymundo]

And that number that you read was the results from the first test.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Are you messaging?

[Amy]

I just Sent a text.

[Bobby Bones]

And what the text say?

[Amy]

Morning. Have Eddie's second results come in. Smiley face.

[Raymundo]

That's straightforward.

[Bobby Bones]

Huh? Okay.

[Raymundo]

I like the smiley face.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Because this is all news to me. I do feel it is fair.

[Amy]

Oh. I just feel like this has been such.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy.

[Raymundo]

Amy, is that result that you. That you got from the doctor, Is that from the first test that I took?

[Amy]

Yes. He. Yes.

[Eddie]

Wild.

[Geico Gecko]

That's why.

[Raymundo]

That's what I'm saying.

[Amy]

I didn't know that would matter because he said the number,

[Bobby Bones]

but I would say, good morning.

[Amy]

I got a text. Good morning. His original test finally resulted. It's low, but that was.

[Bobby Bones]

That's the one that I'm with Eddie. If it were me, I would be irritated, and I know that's the real one. Your second one's gonna be the same, so I think we should look at

[Raymundo]

the second one just to be sure.

[Bobby Bones]

But if it's lower, you can't take the first one.

[Raymundo]

No, if it's lower. Well, I mean, I'll take the lower. It doesn't matter.

[Bobby Bones]

At that point, ask if he has the result for the second one. They had to.

[Amy]

That's what I just sent with a smiley face. Yeah. That's why I litter. Oh, Bubbles, bubbles, Bubbles.

[Bobby Bones]

He's as. He's typing. Let's play a couple voicemails here. Raymundo, this is from the day Eddie takes the test.

[Eddie]

I just want to say, I think after today's show, I think Eddie needs a hug, and I'd like to give it to him. And also, Amy's vitamin C and D and testosterone stuff is paying off. Good job, Amy. But, yeah, that's it. Eddie, come get a hug.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there's a hug. Let's go with the next one.

[Eddie]

They're doing lunchbox. Show your boobs, dude. I'm crying. I'm crying, laughing. Dude, this is the first time I've stopped in the middle of a segment to where I felt like I had to call and just tell y', all, dude, Eddie, I'm so sorry that you. You now have man boobs.

[Raymundo]

No, I don't.

[Eddie]

All right, guys, I'll see y' all later.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of people are finding joy in your low testosterone results.

[Raymundo]

Great, Great.

[Bobby Bones]

What do you have over there?

[Amy]

He's checking now.

[Raymundo]

This is crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

This is crazy. I would be upset, too, if the result came back inconclusive and then it came back bad. Even though it's probably right. I do feel like.

[Amy]

I think he just said they finally resulted, like they were finally able to Find something.

[Bobby Bones]

Then he told Eddie Heat is what

[Raymundo]

he told me when he was drawing the blood. I was like, do you know what's wrong with it?

[Bobby Bones]

It won't matter. The second one, if it comes back, it'll probably be the same number.

[Amy]

Okay. He said something like, okay. He said yes. Just waiting for his free testosterone to come back. Let me check and see if it showed up this morning. If not, I'll just send what we have already.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, no. Okay. So you're still the loser until something comes back correct. Very low.

[Raymundo]

That's fine.

[Amy]

I mean, what. What do you. Was it gonna come back drastically?

[Raymundo]

What if it comes back?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but if you had a test result about anything with your body, health wise.

[Amy]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

And it was, we don't have the result.

[Amy]

And then it's saying, I get it.

[Bobby Bones]

Then it's finally, we have the result. But they were like, we have the result, but originally it was because the heat messed it up is why we didn't have it. You'd want to see the real number, right?

[Amy]

I agree.

[Raymundo]

So right now we're reading the heat testosterone number.

[Amy]

No, he was.

[Bobby Bones]

What I'm hoping is it made it hotter and you're like 100.

[Eddie]

No, that's what I'm hoping.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys are acting like it's going to be an improvement.

[Amy]

Yeah. It never occurred to me that the number could come back.

[Eddie]

Yes. Lower.

[Raymundo]

There's no chance. My libido is so high. There's no chance.

[Eddie]

You said that before.

[Amy]

293. No, stop it. With the high libido.

[Raymundo]

Even my wife said there's no way you have low teeth.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, I will accept your appeal because I do think that's fair to appeal on. I think anybody would have the same issue with it. We will hear what he has to say, the guy that took the test, and we will get your new number soon. But as of right now, it's not up in the air. You are the loser.

[Raymundo]

That's fine.

[Bobby Bones]

You're 293. Until otherwise. What?

[Amy]

Like it's bothering me because I really don't want to know about Eddie's libido. Yes. At all. Whatsoever. Like, between his busy schedule and his four kids that he's also doing it all the time. Like, I just didn't say I'm doing

[Raymundo]

it all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

They said he wants to do it.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Raymundo]

Big difference.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. We will get new numbers. Okay. I have a very special treat, a very special surprise, a very special prize for someone on this show. And I want to tell you the Five people. It could be. This is something that this person has really wanted. Okay, so one of you, I'm gonna tell you possibility your life has changed from this special prize. So the five people up are. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, and Raymundo. Wow. One of you five are getting a massive surprise.

[Amy]

Life changing.

[Bobby Bones]

I would say possibly life changing. Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. This could be a boat.

[Raymundo]

This could be the boat I've always want.

[Eddie]

It could be the hair transplant Eddie's always wanted.

[Bobby Bones]

No, he didn't want that anymore. I was gonna pay for that. Like, go to Turkey. I'll pay for it. So what I'll do is I'll eliminate one of you today.

[Eddie]

Today?

[Raymundo]

You're gonna do this every day?

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. What?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm telling you, like, life. I think it's life changing. I don't want to build it up too much, but I do think the person that gets this surprise will be life changing.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

[Raymundo]

All right, eliminate.

[Eddie]

I got it.

[Bobby Bones]

I will. What?

[Eddie]

I know what it is.

[Bobby Bones]

No, you.

[Eddie]

I know it is.

[Bobby Bones]

Do you think. Who do you think it's for?

[Eddie]

Me. Okay, I got it.

[Raymundo]

Is it a car?

[Eddie]

Nope. Not a car, man. Something better.

[Raymundo]

A house?

[Eddie]

Nope. Something better than a house.

[Bobby Bones]

And airplane.

[Eddie]

Nope. Better than an airplane.

[Amy]

Oh, an island.

[Bobby Bones]

Earth.

[Eddie]

Ah, it's part of Earth.

[Raymundo]

Do you think it's an island?

[Bobby Bones]

Somebody on the show is, and I'm telling you it is. Mike knows what it is. It's. Would you say life changing? Life changing. Life changing.

[Eddie]

Yep. Yeah, it's taken. It is an island.

[Bobby Bones]

So is it something you don't even know if it's for you? Because I'm about to eliminate one of you.

[Eddie]

I know what it is.

[Raymundo]

I got a question. Is it something that you can have the opportunity to have, or is it the actual thing?

[Bobby Bones]

The person that's getting it really wants it.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. I can't wait. Oh, my gosh.

[Bobby Bones]

So I got to start.

[Eddie]

I got to start getting it.

[Bobby Bones]

I will pull one of you from this.

[Eddie]

Today. I got to get.

[Bobby Bones]

So I had to let one of you down.

[Raymundo]

All right. It's okay. We got to do it.

[Amy]

We've actually verbally said, I want this

[Bobby Bones]

in more ways than one. This is something that this person really wants, has been vocal about it, and at times, there's some strings that can be pulled and some things. Some. Some.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

Wow. So the person I'll be eliminating today

[Eddie]

is obviously Morgan, because she has nothing.

[Raymundo]

Maybe she has nothing.

[Eddie]

Morgan doesn't really want Anything. She never talks about wanting anything. That's not true. You found a dangerous.

[Amy]

There's things that I want.

[Bobby Bones]

No, I want to go to space. All she wanted was a dude, like, in her whole life.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's all she was. That's all her goals were. Like, I gotta find a man. Gotta find a man. Gotta find a man.

[Amy]

Are you sending Harris? So many goals.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I wonder what you guys think. If. If it is you, what would you. What would you think it would be sending? Amy wants to go to Paris.

[Raymundo]

That's what you think it is, Amy?

[Amy]

Well, I don't know if sometimes there's work things in France.

[Bobby Bones]

I went to one a couple years ago.

[Raymundo]

I know that's not a bad guess.

[Amy]

And he's like, oh, I can't go. I just had the baby. Send Amy.

[Bobby Bones]

Interesting. Interesting. Okay, Ray, what would you think if it were you?

[Ray]

I've been compl about tickets around here. Show tickets. So I'm guessing me and BA Are going to CMA fest all weekend.

[Raymundo]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

That's. Is that this weekend? Is that this weekend?

[Ray]

No, no, in June.

[Raymundo]

But, Ray, you can do that anytime.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you can do that anyway.

[Bobby Bones]

But you don't know.

[Ray]

I mean, do you have tickets sitting around? Cuz I don't.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, lunchbox. If it were you, what do you

[Raymundo]

think it would be?

[Eddie]

Man, I already know. It's a. It's a interview with a casting person for Survivor. I already know. An island.

[Amy]

Oh, that's what he means by island.

[Eddie]

I have a chance. Y. Like, it's my opportunity. Bobby said it's an opportunity. Strings can be pulled. Bobby called, some people said, hey, I

[Bobby Bones]

could have bought it.

[Eddie]

You could have. But you said strings could be pulled. Was the quote out of your mouth. And you pulled some strings. Got me a Survivor casting agent. Let's go. Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Morgan, if it were for you, what do you think it would be?

[Amy]

I feel like it could either be something with Celine Dion, because I've talked about her a lot. I love Celine Dion and I really want to see her in concert. Or it's space. Something space related because y' all know I want to be an astronaut.

[Raymundo]

You're going to space.

[Eddie]

Who knows?

[Amy]

That's a string that could be pulled. Bobby has a lot of strings, Eddie.

[Raymundo]

Oh, this is easy. You know Johnny Morris, the guy that owns bass pro shop? He told me, hey, Bobby, I want to get you a boat. You pick whatever boat you want, I want it. Bobby's like, I don't want a boat. But Eddie has always talked about wanting a Boat. Finally, I'm going to get a boat.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, it's going to hurt me to eliminate one of you, but I have to do so now.

[Raymundo]

Hey, you guys notice he didn't say anything about mine.

[Bobby Bones]

I didn't say anything about anybody's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Eddie.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, the. The person I'll be eliminating that is not getting the super special treat.

[Raymundo]

It's easy. Space is.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, no, just because you guessed it doesn't mean it's one of them. I have to eliminate Amy. Sorry.

[Amy]

It's okay.

[Raymundo]

Wow, I thought that was the most realistic one.

[Bobby Bones]

You mean space in a boat?

[Eddie]

Wow. We're close.

[Bobby Bones]

Amy, I have to eliminate you.

[Amy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

My God.

[Bobby Bones]

So tomorrow I'll eliminate somebody else. Sorry, Amy, but you never know. One day I just might tell you what it is.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Bones]

Instead of eliminating. You know how American Idol is. Sometimes you're the winner out of nowhere. Okay, so tomorrow. I saw Morgan's raise her eyebrows.

[Amy]

I'm going to space.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, this is what I want to say. And I'll move off of it. This is what I want to say of the things that you guys think. All four of you. Because one of you is getting it. None of you are right about what it is. So even if it's the right person, none of you are right about what it is. Oh, but trust me, life changing.

[Amy]

Why'd you choose to eliminate me first?

[Eddie]

Because you already have everything in life.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel like the comments would be like, there's Amy getting everything again.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, good, good. That's a good idea to not pick.

[Amy]

Okay, so text me.

[Raymundo]

Why? You want to know who it is? No, you got to play the game like everyone else.

[Amy]

No, because I can vouch whether or not it's life changing.

[Bobby Bones]

I'll text you before we do the bit tomorrow.

[Raymundo]

Don't.

[Amy]

Why?

[Raymundo]

Why? What does she have to do with it?

[Bobby Bones]

Why do you not want her to know?

[Raymundo]

Because I want her to be like the listeners. Be like, what's happening? It'd be fun that way.

[Bobby Bones]

But you four are like the listeners I know. Okay, we'll do this again tomorrow. How well do you know your country music lyrics, Ray? Question number one.

[Ray]

In need you now by Lady A. What time is the call made in the middle of the night.

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Ooh, I know the first parts of the word. Watch the mine. You're in.

[Eddie]

Hold on. I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

So I'm in. I'm only 75. Sure.

[Raymundo]

Amy, are you in?

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Raymundo]

Cuz I have a question. It do I have to do the math or do I just say the lyric?

[Bobby Bones]

I think just saying the lyrics. Fine. Because that's all what I wrote down. But I didn't know if it was quarter after one or two. I didn't know which number it was, so I put quarter after one. Amy.

[Amy]

Quarter after one.

[Raymundo]

Eddie, it's a quarter after one.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

It's 3:00am I must be lonely.

[Bobby Bones]

That's matchbox 20.

[Eddie]

I realized that after you guys.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ray]

Quarter after one. Correct. All right, Next up in Amarillo by Morning by George Strait. What city do they take his saddle in?

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Raymundo]

I'm in.

[Ray]

What?

[Eddie]

What city do they take his saddle?

[Bobby Bones]

He broke his leg, Man. I. I think I got it, but I'm struggling. Any more questions about Fu Manchu? No doubt.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. Tug, I'm in for the win. I don't know what city.

[Bobby Bones]

I think he broke his leg in Santa Fe, so I think his saddle was in Houston. Take his saddle in Houston.

[Amy]

You took my saddle in Houston.

[Raymundo]

Oh, God.

[Bobby Bones]

I was less on that one. The quarter after one, you.

[Raymundo]

It's Houston.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox Eddie's Tea is $2.93.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, there you go.

[Raymundo]

That rhymes. I realize that.

[Ray]

All right, next up, what mountain range is mentioned by name in Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver?

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, I know that one.

[Eddie]

Country Road, West Virginia. Oh, I know it. I know it.

[Raymundo]

I'm in.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna get one right. I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm gonna go to you first. Whenever you're ready.

[Eddie]

I'm ready. Amy, you in?

[Amy]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh, sorry.

[Amy]

I don't know. All I. No, no, no.

[Eddie]

That's not the answer, Ray.

[Bobby Bones]

The question again.

[Ray]

What mountain range is mentioned by name and Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver.

[Eddie]

Amy. Want a hint?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, let's stop. Let's let her answer the question like

[Raymundo]

it's the one that he knows.

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's like.

[Eddie]

Yes. All talking.

[Bobby Bones]

Are you in, Amy? I'll go to you first, since you don't know it. Sure, go ahead.

[Amy]

Rocky Mountains.

[Bobby Bones]

That's incorrect. Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Blue Ridge Mountains.

[Bobby Bones]

That's right. Shenandoah River. Blue Ridge Mountains.

[Raymundo]

Blue Ridge Mountains.

[Amy]

Blue Ridge Mountains.

[Bobby Bones]

Wait. Yeah, keep going.

[Amy]

Running through. Mom, I don't know. I know that.

[Eddie]

I know that.

[Amy]

I know.

[Bobby Bones]

I sing it. Shenandoah River.

[Amy]

Blue Ridge Mountains. Nope. Blue Ridge Mountain.

[Bobby Bones]

No, Your mouth. It doesn't matter.

[Amy]

What is it?

[Bobby Bones]

No, it's right. The words are right. Your melody wasn't right.

[Amy]

Oh, my melody felt right. Okay, good that's why I'm tone deaf.

[Bobby Bones]

You're not tone deaf. You're not tone deaf. Next up, number four. He's tone deaf. You're not tone deaf. Number four.

[Ray]

In Forever and Ever Amen by Randy Travis. What do the old men sit and talk about?

[Bobby Bones]

I'm in.

[Raymundo]

I'm in for the win.

[Eddie]

Come on now.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

The weather.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.

[Raymundo]

As long as old women sit and talk about old man.

[Bobby Bones]

You guys. You guys all get that one?

[Amy]

Yes.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay.

[Raymundo]

Too easy, Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Too easy, man.

[Bobby Bones]

All right, next.

[Ray]

And He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones. What did they place on his door after he died?

[Bobby Bones]

I got it.

[Eddie]

He's dumb. Loving her today.

[Raymundo]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Eddie, I might take you here because,

[Raymundo]

you know, I mean, you love this song. Yeah.

[Amy]

They put something on his door.

[Eddie]

On his door.

[Bobby Bones]

Ray, would you ask it again?

[Ray]

And he Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones. What do they place on his door after he died?

[Amy]

Okay, I'm in.

[Eddie]

I'm in for the win.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox.

[Eddie]

Low T sign.

[Bobby Bones]

Is there a number on that sign?

[Eddie]

293.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, that was address.

[T-Mobile Announcer]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

293. Testosterone drive. Yep.

[Raymundo]

Never ends, Eddie. I mean, what else would you put on a door other than a wreath?

[Bobby Bones]

That's it.

[Raymundo]

It's a wreath.

[Amy]

Let's go. A wreath now.

[Raymundo]

I just guessed.

[Bobby Bones]

That's it. Amy.

[Amy]

Death certificate.

[Bobby Bones]

That's a weird thing to pin up there.

[Raymundo]

How does.

[Eddie]

Can you see? How does a wreath like. I. I don't know how that. Like a wreath in a song. Like, it doesn't sound like a word.

[Raymundo]

Sing that.

[Amy]

Sing it.

[Bobby Bones]

Sing it, y'.

[Raymundo]

All.

[Amy]

Sing it.

[Eddie]

A wreath on the door.

[Bobby Bones]

That's exactly it.

[Amy]

They play S. He Stopped Loving Her Today.

[Raymundo]

You guys are great.

[Bobby Bones]

Thank you.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Bobby Bones]

How many more do you have?

[Ray]

Two more total.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Ray]

And then we can do tiebreakers.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay. Okay. Go.

[Ray]

Insold by John Michael Montgomery. The narrator sells his heart to a lady sitting in what row?

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Bobby Bones]

We ask it again.

[Ray]

In.

[Eddie]

Sold.

[Ray]

By John Michael Montgomery. The narrator sells his heart to a lady sitting in what row?

[Amy]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. I feel. I feel pretty good about it.

[Eddie]

If I don't, I feel really good about it. I'm in for the win.

[Raymundo]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I know Amy is gonna know it because she knows the whole song every. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

You do?

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox, second row. How do you know I've sang the song? I sang it with Amy at I Heart country one time.

[Amy]

She's an 8, she's a 9, she's a 10. I know she's got ruby red lips, long hair.

[Bobby Bones]

Now sing the part, though.

[Amy]

Oh, she's in the second row.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, but sing the part.

[Amy]

Well, now I'm confused.

[Raymundo]

You guys sang this on stage?

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, backstage.

[Amy]

We sang it with Keith Urban or something.

[Bobby Bones]

Going once, going twice.

[Amy]

To the lady, sold to the lady in the second row. She's an 8, she's a 9, she's a 10. I know she got second row ready?

[Raymundo]

Second row.

[Bobby Bones]

Son of a gun. Come on.

[Ray]

Last one in truck. Yeah. By Tim McGraw. What artist music was he playing on his ipod?

[Raymundo]

Got it.

[Eddie]

What is.

[Raymundo]

Is it one artist?

[Bobby Bones]

You can't ask that.

[Ray]

Can you repeat the question, Ray in truck. Yeah, by Tim McGraw. What artist music was he playing on his ipod?

[Amy]

Isn't it light?

[Raymundo]

I'm in.

[Bobby Bones]

I know you know it and that's stupid.

[Eddie]

On his arm.

[Raymundo]

What's your question, Amy?

[Amy]

I know it's something like this.

[Bobby Bones]

Everybody good? Amy? Lunchbox, what do you have?

[Eddie]

I have Eddie Low T.

[Bobby Bones]

He'd have been closer if he just said little T. Oh, man.

[Amy]

Oh, no. Is it little Troy? It's something like Luda T. Pain. Lil Wayne.

[Ray]

I got Lil Wayne.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, it's Lil Wayne.

[Raymundo]

Okay, I got Lil Wayne.

[Bobby Bones]

Golly. How many tiebreakers do you have, Ray?

[Ray]

Three.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, go. And we'll do sudden death. You want to do buzz in?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

Say our names. Yeah, go in.

[Ray]

Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson. What was the make of the truck, Bobby?

[Bobby Bones]

Fogged up the wind as a mile. Chevy. Chevy.

[Raymundo]

Dang. Good job.

[Bobby Bones]

I don't really know the difference in make and model, so I just went with Chevy.

[Raymundo]

So make would be like the company, right? Model is like the Chevy Suburban.

[Amy]

Suburban or Silverado.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, got it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Good thing you answered.

[Eddie]

All right, go ahead.

[Ray]

In Devil Went down to Georgia by Charlie Daniel's Band, what is the name of the young fiddler?

[Bobby Bones]

Johnny Boy said, my name's Johnny and it might be a sin But I take your bets. I'm the best it's ever been.

[Raymundo]

Dude, you got it.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah. That's good. Yes. I needed a win there.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Bobby Bones]

You want to do a third one for fun?

[Ray]

And Chicken Fried by zbb. He lists the comfort foods from his home state of Georgia as sweet tea, pecan pie and what other homemade beverage?

[Bobby Bones]

Homemade wine.

[Raymundo]

Got it. Dang, dude. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Bones]

I feel pretty good about this is your game and fun fact about that Tim McGraw song, Lil Wayne pumping on my ipod. It was written by Chris Jansen and Low cash, I believe.

[Raymundo]

Wow, that's crazy.

[Bobby Bones]

I'm almost positive that's true. There you go. Good game everybody.

[Amy]

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[Amy]

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[Eddie]

Wake up, wake up in the morning. Keeps on turning Steve trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store.

[Bobby Bones]

Now it's time for the morning corny.

[Ray]

The morning corny.

[Amy]

Why did the mailman get detention?

[Bobby Bones]

I don't know. Why did the mailman get attention?

[Amy]

Hey, cat. Passing notes. He passes the notes like in class? No, he passes the notes like from mailbox to mailbox.

[Ray]

That was the morning corning.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that hall of Shame?

[Amy]

Fine.

[Bobby Bones]

Is that hall of Shame?

[Raymundo]

That's pretty bad.

[Amy]

No, no. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, good setup. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?

[Amy]

It couldn't find its center because it doesn't have.

[Bobby Bones]

Am I just not in? Okay, good, because sometimes it can be me. I could have woke up a little grumpy.

[Amy]

Why did the doctor bring a red crown to work?

[Bobby Bones]

Crayon. You're not even saying crayon.

[Amy]

I never say it, people. It's part of my dyslexia.

[Bobby Bones]

But why did the doctor bring a red crayon to work?

[Amy]

He needed to draw blood.

[Bobby Bones]

At least. At least that one makes.

[Raymundo]

Yeah,

[Amy]

center. That works. Because a bagel doesn't have its center.

[Bobby Bones]

No, no, we understood them. All right. Yeah, we got him.

[Amy]

I mean, you could say donut.

[Eddie]

We got bones.

[Bobby Bones]

A lot of calls about the testosterone results. And so we had a little. We'll talk about that earlier. But people have so much to say. Lunchbox scored 503. Perfectly average. But Eddie scored 293.

[Raymundo]

It's pretty low.

[Bobby Bones]

It's.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Bobby Bones]

It's not even below average. It's unhealthy. It's like no testosterone. But we got a lot of voicemails.

[Listener Caller 1]

Go ahead I have never laughed so hard in my life at anything on the show until I heard Amy laughing and then making the comment that it was closer to hers than Lunchboxes. I can't. Sorry, Eddie. I know it's your health. You probably should go see a doctor, but. Hilarious. I'm so glad you guys did this epic, great job, Lunchbox. You know, Eddie, you need some help, but thank you for all the laughs. I literally am walking into a work meeting with tears running down my face.

[Bobby Bones]

I'd like to say it's a pretty great segment too. And I'd like to shout out both Lunchbox and Eddie for agreeing to. When I said, let's do a blood test, I fully expected one of them to go, I don't want to do needles, but look at you guys.

[Raymundo]

We did it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I'm not scared.

[Bobby Bones]

You did it.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, we did it.

[Eddie]

What?

[Bobby Bones]

A bit.

[Raymundo]

I don't understand the Good job lunchbox. Like, he didn't do anything.

[Eddie]

I got tea.

[Amy]

But no, he was funny.

[Bobby Bones]

No, she's saying, like, good job in the test.

[Amy]

Oh, okay.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, yeah, that you both were equal in the bit.

[Raymundo]

It's like, I didn't do anything to not have tea. Like, I'm just living my life.

[Bobby Bones]

Maybe you should eat more protein or something. Yeah, maybe that's what you're doing. Maybe you should do more squats. Give me one more voicemail, please.

[Listener Caller 1]

Eddie, I'm so sorry to hear about your low key, but it is so nice to hear you not win for once. And that might make me a hater, but you've gotten a little too cocky and you needed the peg knocked down a little bit. All right. Hope you all have a good one.

[Bobby Bones]

All right.

[Raymundo]

There you go. I get that I've been winning a lot.

[Bobby Bones]

Leave. Oh, turn that back in your favor.

[Raymundo]

All I do is win. So, yeah, I get that you didn't

[Eddie]

win the most important game, and that's testosterone. You can win a music game, but you ain't got tea.

[Bobby Bones]

All you have to do if you want to leave us a voicemail is call 8-777-BOBBY. That's our voicemail line. 8-77-7-B O BBY bone show bonehead.

[Eddie]

This story comes us from Palm Bay, Florida. A man was tired of some homeless people living in the woods by his house. He's like, I'll start a little fire to get rid of them. So he takes a lighter, goes out there, lights a little fire, thinking they're gonna leave. The wind picks up, starts blowing. The fire burns five acres.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, my Were they his acres? All his acres?

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no, no. It's not his land.

[Amy]

I would think not.

[Bobby Bones]

Well, I would think if you're doing that, it happens to your own land. You're doing something that's mean. Like that. Well, you got what you deserved. Yeah, but whoever's land that was did not get what they deserved. We used to do that with, like,

[Raymundo]

bugs to get them out.

[Bobby Bones]

Yeah, you shouldn't burn stuff to get stuff.

[Eddie]

Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.

[Bobby Bones]

Lunchbox. How did you see Eddie and his wife out?

[Eddie]

I just happened to be at the same place they were.

[Raymundo]

That's just.

[Bobby Bones]

That's weird.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, that was wildly random.

[Eddie]

At the same place and.

[Raymundo]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

What are you doing here? What are you doing here?

[Raymundo]

Yeah, that's the way it was.

[Bobby Bones]

That's weird. Yeah, because you guys don't, like, live right next door to each other.

[Raymundo]

We don't. We don't. And this place is kind of. I mean, not close to our houses.

[Eddie]

It's out there.

[Bobby Bones]

So what were you doing, Eddie?

[Raymundo]

Oh, it's date night. Yeah. My wife's like, do you want to do something tonight? I'm like, yeah, let's go. Let's go somewhere. And the kids. My oldest watched our other kids, and we went to just spend some time together.

[Bobby Bones]

That's fine. You and your wife doing it? Lunchbox. What did you see?

[Eddie]

I saw Eddie being the worst date I've ever seen in my life. Him and his wife, date night, night out, no kids. They're sitting at the bar, having a couple drinks. Very romantic.

[Raymundo]

We're just hanging out.

[Eddie]

And then I look over Eddie's shoulder, and he has his phone propped up against two empty glasses so he can watch the UFC fights.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, yeah, that's accurate. That's accurate. I was shocked when we pulled up. Whoa, hold on, hold on. I thought, because I told her, I'm like, oh, let's go to this place. Because they have a bunch of sports on the tv, so they'll probably have ufc. We get there, there's no ufc. So I put it on my phone. I mean, it's a sports bar. There's TVs everywhere.

[Bobby Bones]

I thought it was a date night.

[Amy]

That's not date night.

[Raymundo]

It's hangout night.

[Bobby Bones]

Like, you just change the name of it, though.

[Eddie]

Date.

[Raymundo]

Whatever. Guys, we've been married for 20 plus years.

[Amy]

Yeah, but how many nights do you get where you get a babysitter and you get to go out and, like, be together?

[Raymundo]

Not very many, but, I mean, What?

[Bobby Bones]

Do you feel guilty at all for watching that on your phone while you guys were hanging out? Not at all.

[Raymundo]

She was picking the fighters. I was betting on them. It was great.

[Amy]

Okay, that's fun.

[Raymundo]

We do it all the time.

[Bobby Bones]

You think that was her?

[Amy]

I mean, you all.

[Bobby Bones]

Choice of activities. Yeah.

[Raymundo]

UFC is kind of our thing.

[Bobby Bones]

You and your wife, you guys think, you know, you're so full of crap.

[Amy]

I'm talking, like, kind of convincing me. It's their thing.

[Raymundo]

Five or six years ago, like, we got tickets to a UFC fight, and I took her with me, and that was a legit date night, and she loved it more than I did.

[Bobby Bones]

Okay, but you think she wants to watch UFC with you, or do you just watch it? And so she's like, I'll just do it since we're here and it's on.

[Raymundo]

It's. I don't know how to describe it other than we have it on. And I say, pick the fighters. And she says, I think that guy's gonna win.

[Bobby Bones]

I know how to describe it. You have it on and she's there, and so you try to find something that includes her so she doesn't.

[Amy]

What would be an ideal date night for your wife? This.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, that's a good question. Because we don't like dinners. Really? Like, we don't like going to dinner.

[Bobby Bones]

And by we, do you mean you?

[Raymundo]

No, both of us.

[Amy]

Trying to think of a woman in my life that doesn't like to be taken to dinner. Just a nice dinner every once in a while. It doesn't have to be often.

[Raymundo]

Yeah. Not all women are the same.

[Amy]

I understand that.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Amy]

I. I totally get that. We could pull the women we have here. I think it's probably 100%.

[Raymundo]

Basically, with a house and four kids. With four kids, like, all we want to do is just hang out with each other away from them, no matter what we're doing. Really?

[Bobby Bones]

But this is you saying that sounds

[Amy]

like you're both of us saying, yeah.

[Raymundo]

Because she said, do you want to go do that, or do you want to go to a movie? And I said, we can do whatever you want. Like, either sounds great.

[Bobby Bones]

Did she pick Watch UFC on the phone while sitting at a table?

[Listener Caller 1]

Well.

[Raymundo]

Well, there's no way.

[Amy]

If there was UFC fights on that. Eddie wanted to go to a movie, so of course he said, let's go to this sports bar.

[Raymundo]

I didn't say that she picked the sports bar. And it wasn't a sports bar. It's like a mini golf place. But we sat at the bar.

[Bobby Bones]

He just was dying to tell that story.

[Raymundo]

I'm sure he did because he. He ran up to me.

[Eddie]

He's like, what are you doing?

[Raymundo]

Why do you have this on? This thought it was date night. So I was waiting for.

[Bobby Bones]

He said all that to you there?

[Raymundo]

All of that.

[Bobby Bones]

He's right. I mean, it is kind of ridiculous, but.

[Raymundo]

Yeah, don't worry.

[Bobby Bones]

Don't. I wasn't. But why?

[Raymundo]

Well, don't worry. There'll be a revenge story coming up.

[Bobby Bones]

Oh, about him? It's not that you're gonna make it up to your wife. It's about punishing him. God, and I thought that. I thought you were going a totally different direct. Like, don't worry, I got something else planned for her.

[Raymundo]

We'll probably watch UFC next weekend.

[Bobby Bones]

All right. Hey, that's it. Bye, everybody.

[Amy]

Come on, y'.

[Bobby Bones]

All. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.

[Geico Gecko]

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[Eddie]

It feels good to get good news. It feels good to Geico.

[Bobby Bones]

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[Amy]

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[Bobby Bones]

We had so much fun this year that the top shelf country cruise is back for a second sailing in 2027. Eddie and I had a blast planned for you guys and meeting you at the Raging Idiot shows. Let's do it again. We'll be back with performances from Riley Greene, Chris Young, Lauren Elena, Randy houser. Join us March 2027 on the celebrity Summit. Departing from Tampa, stopping in Bimini, Key west and cozumel. Go to topshelfcountrycruise.com to book your cabin. Topshelfcountrycruise. Com this is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.