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Listener Caller 1
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Amy
This is the Bobby.
Bobby Bones
What's up everybody? Welcome to Wednesday show morning studio.
Eddie
Morning Bones.
Bobby Bones
So lunchbox is here today, which means he is not on a jury. Yesterday he had to leave pretty close to the end of the show for Jerry duty. All right, what happened?
Eddie
Not guilty, your honor. No, really. I just went and I show up. Let me tell you, a court is busy. You trying to get through the metal detectors? It is a mile long out to the street you sit in line for, like, 25 minutes trying to get through the metal detectors. And you go in and you walk up to the window and they say, what's your name? Tell them your name.
Bobby Bones
Daniel. You say daniel. No. What you tell me your name was.
Eddie
I didn't say anything. Okay. I slid him my id.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Eddie
And they zapped a little barcode. They printed out a paper. They gave me a little tag, and they said, wear that at all times while you're here. So we're gonna know. We know you're a juror.
Raymundo
Did it say Daniel?
Eddie
It just said juror number.
Raymundo
Okay.
Eddie
And so I go in this big room, and there's probably 150 to 200 people in there.
Bobby Bones
Does everybody look miserable?
Eddie
Everybody look. Well, that's the weird part. A lot of people become best friends with everybody in there. They start talking to each other, blah, blah, blah. They're just chatting it up. I'm like, guys, can we shut up? Like, we don't need to talk the whole time.
Bobby Bones
Focus on justice. What I'd say, right?
Eddie
We need to be worried about the law. You're thinking about, like, what am I going to do in this situation? Am I going to be the foreman? And you sit there, and there's coffee and water. And the guy comes up, he's like, listen, we're going to get started in a few minutes. This is what's going to happen. You could be here for up to five days. And I don't know how many trials we're going to have today. We're still waiting to hear from the courts upstairs to see who's going to go to a trial, who's not. So we'll be with you shortly. And people just chatting away, chatting away. People scrolling their phones. Me, I'm concentrating, staring at the wall.
Bobby Bones
Focus on justice.
Eddie
Like, all right, man, what am I going to do here? Are they guilty? Not guilty.
Bobby Bones
You don't even know the case yet, but okay, go ahead.
Eddie
Yeah. And I did get in trouble at one point. I took an elevator in the courthouse, and there was a guy, and he was dressed. All dressed up, and he's like, I'm kind of nervous. I don't want to be late. I was like, oh, you here for jury? Dare you to. And he goes, no, I'm here for court. And I said, oh, man, I may be a juror. I'll say not guilty. And someone in the elevator goes, you can get in serious trouble for that.
Raymundo
You probably shouldn't say that.
Eddie
I'm just joking. I was just joking. I Was just joking. I was just joking. Like, I was trying to be funny. Sorry. Like, don't do that. So don't make jokes at the courthouse. What I found out. And so then they come in, they're like, all right, you know what we're gonna do? We're going to call. It was 35 or 40 names. If you hear your name called, please come out here and wait in this little lobby area. You'll be going up to courtroom, whatever. And they just start calling out names. And the first name off the list gets a commemorative pin from the city of Nashville.
Bobby Bones
Did you want the pen?
Eddie
I was like, oh, my gosh, how stupid. And I was like, but if I'm going to get called, I better be first. Yeah, first name Abdul. Ah, yeah. I'm not called first. Then they keep going down, and as they flip the page, you're like, oh, my gosh. They still haven't called my name. I'm about to be scot free. Then they go, and finally, Barbara, whatever. And I'm like, yeah, I'm out of here. And they go, you heard your name call? Come out in the lobby. If not, hang tight. We got more.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my God.
Eddie
Court cases.
Bobby Bones
Okay, did you get. You didn't get called ever.
Eddie
So I waited for another two hours.
Bobby Bones
They did you for two more hours?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my gosh.
Eddie
And then they got the list. They called out 35 or 40 more names, and they said, guys, we're only having two trials today, so everybody else, you're free to go. Then they released me out in the wild, and I made $20. How you get paid 20 bucks to be a juror?
Amy
Oh, that's like cash or what?
Eddie
No, they pay out at the end of the month.
Bobby Bones
I'm sure they do.
Raymundo
Yeah, it's in the mail.
Eddie
Yeah, that's what they said.
Bobby Bones
Did you want to get on a jury once you got there?
Eddie
I did want to get on a jury, but once they said I could be there for five days, I was like, oh, my gosh, that would be miserable.
Amy
Yeah, but we said you could. If you get on a high profile case, you could write a book.
Listener Caller 1
Right.
Eddie
But five days, you know, it's a long time to be sitting there for hours and eating courtroom lunch because they provide the lunch for you.
Bobby Bones
Think of all the stories you'd have, though.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
I mean, you went out for 10 minutes about a list and Abdul, but they got the one, the actual story you could bring.
Eddie
Yeah, that's true. But yeah, so I didn't get picked and they released us and we turned in our name tag and the one that said Daniel. No, it said juror number. And it had a big old long list of numbers.
Bobby Bones
So I've been called. Lunchbox has been called. Eddie and Amy haven't been called ever. So Lunchbox wanted to change that.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So what did you do? He. Do we have the audio?
Eddie
I nominated you guys for jury.
Bobby Bones
Here you go.
Eddie
Hello. How's it going? Good. How are you? Amy Brown and Eddie Garcia have never been to jury duty. Can I nominate them?
Bobby Bones
No, it don't work that way.
Eddie
Oh, it doesn't work that way.
Bobby Bones
Don't work that way. Dang.
Eddie
You gotta get luck in the draw. Yeah. Because they keep telling me, oh, you gotta go. And I wanted to put them on the list, but that's how it works. Thank you.
Bobby Bones
Don't work that way.
Raymundo
All right, good.
Bobby Bones
Check him out, though.
Eddie
Yeah. Hey, it doesn't work that way, but in a week, you may get a letter.
Raymundo
Lunchbox. You love that courtroom vibe. You love that.
Eddie
It is kind of fun. It is like. It's a hustle and bustle, people going and coming and people meeting, having secret meetings, talking over in the corner and, like, oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Make you want to be a lawyer?
Eddie
Kind of.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
I'd like to. I like to argue things. And the people in front of me, I could. There. It was like, a daughter and mom and dad, and I think the mom and dad were there to support the daughter, and they were, like, practicing how she was going to answer if they asked her how she was doing today.
Bobby Bones
How are you doing today?
Eddie
And she was like, I'm good. No, no, you got to say it like. You got to say something more and, like, sound genuine. Like, you know, I'm doing good, and I'm, you know, I'm just happy to prove to you guys, like, whatever. And I was like, oh, man, this is crazy. Don't know what she's in for, what she's facing. But she did have a little legal pad, like, so she could take notes. That's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Well, we're glad you're back.
Eddie
It feels good to be back, man.
Bobby Bones
You went and you helped the wheels of justice turn.
Eddie
That's right. Not guilty.
Bobby Bones
No, you can't joke like that, remember? That's not funny. That's not funny, man.
Eddie
There's a question to be had.
Bobby Bones
Hello, Bobby Bones. My wedding is just over two weeks away, and my best man, who is also my brother, has just spilled his plan to pull a surprise at our rehearsal dinner. It seems that he wants to surprise his girlfriend with a proposal and that this is the perfect place to do it. I told him horrible idea. And it's a one way ticket to get onto the future wife's you're dead to me list. But he thinks it's perfect since all of our family will be there. What do you think? Am I justified in thinking this signed wedding hostage. You know, that's a good point about the wife, because I'm sure dudes don't think about. Dudes wouldn't care.
Amy
You would.
Bobby Bones
Because my wife. Oh, it's not. It's just not. First of all, that's not a place for somebody. This is your rehearsal, your wedding. This is all about you guys. So for the record, yes, but I think I would think of that for my wife. True, I don't have a brother, but Doug, you should do nothing to take any sort of attention off of the two people getting married.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And so this is a terrible idea about your brother. But that's just a brother going, oh, yeah, the family. The family's all here. Let them do it. But that's great about thinking about your wife, because she will hate that. But he shouldn't do it. Like, you have to tell him. This is not an avenue for you to propose to your girlfriend. It isn't. And I get it. All the family's here, and that does make it nice. But you know why all the family's here? Because we're having a wedding. They're here for our thing. So I. You have to just say no. You cannot do it. Because if your wife knows that you knew and he did. Oh, you're dead. You're dead too.
Amy
I'm also thinking of the person that he's proposing to. If I'm the woman and my boyfriend proposes to me at somebody else's event, I don't care if it's a wedding or a birthday. It's somebody else's celebration. I am going to be mortified.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, good point. You can't do it. He can't do it. You have to tell him. It is an absolute no.
Amy
Like, it's gonna make me rethink if I'll marry this person.
Bobby Bones
You mean if you get proposed to it somebody else?
Raymundo
Yeah, that's a good angle.
Amy
This is a good idea.
Raymundo
The brother can tell the other brother. Like, hey, man, your. Your fiance, girlfriend, or girlfriend may not like this. Like, so this is just terrible all the way around.
Bobby Bones
And he's like, no, no, no, she will. I know her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Amy
And if she if she is cool with it, then. Then something's up.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You have to go. No, this is not the time or place, because my future wife's gonna be very upset at me because I knew you were gonna do it, and I didn't stop you.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
So, no, it's an absolute. Nope. Don't do it. Anybody else have anything to add on this?
Amy
Unanimous.
Eddie
No.
Raymundo
I know.
Bobby Bones
Morgan's staring at me like she has something to say.
Amy
Yeah, well, I just think it's super lazy. Like, you're. You're piggybacking off of somebody else's thing. This is just showing you're lazy and you don't want to plan your own proposal. Like, that's f. That is grade F effort.
Bobby Bones
I understand. The whole family's here, but you don't
Amy
need your whole family for an engagement.
Bobby Bones
I agree. I agree.
Amy
And if you do, then, like Morgan saying, figure it out.
Bobby Bones
Lie to them.
Amy
Right.
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
This just can't happen. It's up to you to stop them. If you got to kill him, you
Raymundo
got to kill him.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you got to kill him. You got to kill him. All right, close it up. She went into labor and gave birth on a Delta flight. This woman did. Man, I'm going to play this clip. Go ahead.
Ray
The baby has been delivered on the
Bobby Bones
aircraft, so they're going to be coming
Ray
in with the baby delivered.
Amy
The plane from Atlanta was preparing to land in Portland, Oregon, when crew members, along with a doctor and two nurses on board, stepped in to help deliver a baby girl at cruising altitude. The plane was met by emergency crews on the ground, where both mother and newborn were reported to be in stable condition. Delta says it does not restrict pregnant passengers from flying, but recommends consulting a doctor before travel in later stages of pregnancy.
Bobby Bones
From ABC 13, Houston. That's wild. You want to know how early she was? Because I would think a few months, two weeks.
Amy
Oh, so she.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, she might need to get somewhere. I don't know.
Amy
Portland, apparently.
Bobby Bones
Delta Airlines flight from Atlanta to Portland. And there was a. You know, when she walked on, and she was so, so, so pregnant. Because, again, I don't know why. Maybe she had to get some. I mean, maybe it's. I don't want to have to fly, but I guess I have to fly to get to Portland.
Raymundo
And it's not like, you know, regional. It's a.
Bobby Bones
No, that's a long cross country. That's a long one. People are like, oh, my God. What if she goes into labor? Because that's very pregnant. As a wife that just gave Birth. Had a wife less than two months ago. That's nine. That's over nine. That's nine months pregnant. Those seats had to be so wet.
Raymundo
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Like there had to be like. I mean a liquid explosion.
Amy
Surely they lay.
Raymundo
It doesn't matter.
Amy
Trash.
Bobby Bones
It doesn't matter. It's not built for that. So.
Raymundo
Right.
Bobby Bones
You can. And your seat only reclines so much.
Amy
Oh, I'm picturing her like in the. Where the flight attendants are on the floor.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
And are you guys watching the whole thing?
Eddie
No. Wait, if it's not your kid. No.
Raymundo
Like, like. But you're on a plane. Guys. Like what do you do? Just look out the window the whole time? Like I feel like that's crazy.
Amy
I mean I'm not gonna be looking at her. It coming out, but sounds like you
Bobby Bones
wanted to see the head coming. No, no, no.
Raymundo
I'm just saying that happens like say you're sitting on that row and it happens right in.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's not gonna allow know. I don't know.
Raymundo
That's just something.
Bobby Bones
That's a crazy story.
Raymundo
That's crazy.
Bobby Bones
Okay. That one. Does that one win. Or this one Wisconsin woman gave her late husband's funeral an unforgettable twist by bringing him back as a hologram to meet the mourners one last time.
Raymundo
I like it.
Bobby Bones
You do?
Raymundo
Yeah. Is that like Tupac hologram?
Bobby Bones
Guess.
Raymundo
You know, like that's pretty cool.
Bobby Bones
Pam, did it talk? Yeah, they answered quite. He answered questions.
Raymundo
Whoa.
Amy
That's cool.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. You. Oh, it's cool.
Amy
That's.
Raymundo
Yeah, no, I think it's cool.
Bobby Bones
I don't. I didn't say it wasn't. I just wondered what you guys think about it. Pam Kronrath, who was married to Bill for 60 years, worked with companies Proto Hologram and Hyperreal to create a life size digital version of her husband using pre recorded material. And AI the hologram appeared and walked mourners through a scripted Q and A, answering questions as if he were really there.
Amy
I mean, I probably make me cry a lot.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. That would be. I would need the whole family to sign off on it because I don't want like our daughter thinking it's super weird that our Dad's up there. AI hologram.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
About 200 guests attended. Most of them had no idea what was coming. You're going to a hologram funeral and you don't even know. That's quite the shock.
Raymundo
Yeah.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
It's. It's cool.
Raymundo
I feel like this could be a funeral package like at Some point, I'm
Amy
sure you want to throw in the
Raymundo
hologram for an extra.
Bobby Bones
Oh, man. When my mom died, they get you on all the stuff. They. Because they're like, you know, because you're so fresh. The wounds are there and they're like, would you like the super gold casket with all the trimmings? Because she'd really love that. I'm like, no, we're gonna cremate. Do cremation. Oh, then you definitely want the urn of a lifetime. And they pull it like, this is the one that the dead really love. And yeah, it's higher quality and it's a lot more expensive, but I think she's worth it. And you're like, okay, I'll take that. They get you so bad. That's how they get you with this. You wanna do a hologram package?
Raymundo
Okay.
Bobby Bones
I don't know. I think she'd love it. Think about it. Wouldn't you like to say goodbye one last time to the people?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Crazy. Crazy how they get. Because you dealt with that, right?
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Like, they know you're wounded.
Amy
And my mom was. She was very adamant. She just wanted like the oak or some wooden, like, nothing too fancy box because she was not cremated. And so thankfully we were like, we already have orders from our mom. Like, this is. These are her wishes.
Bobby Bones
That's good.
Amy
So we couldn't deviate from that. And then my dad's. It wasn't even an urn. It was more like he was in a box. It was just a.
Bobby Bones
Well, they gave us our ashes in a box. And then you could put it in a nerve.
Amy
Oh, well, we. We. We buried the box of ashes.
Raymundo
Huh. That's a thing. I've heard that.
Amy
Yeah. Out in Dylan. Cardboard box. No.
Bobby Bones
Oh, it was like a real.
Amy
Sort of. Looks like a jewelry box.
Bobby Bones
Got it.
Amy
Except for watch out for grave diggers ashes.
Eddie
And I know they're gonna go in.
Amy
I had to transport it with me from Nashville to San Antonio, where we landed. And then we drove. And then it was like, I'm the sibling in charge of the ashes. Okay.
Bobby Bones
I had to transfer my mom, too. It's weird. Had to fly and drive boats.
Amy
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Eddie
Just Calling about Eddie's testosterone results.
Bobby Bones
When I had mine done at 297,
Eddie
I think it was, my primary doctor said that's a little low, but I'm referring you to an endocrinologist. The endocrinologist told me, yeah, that would
Raymundo
be low if you were a 70 year old man.
Eddie
So Eddie should probably get that checked out.
Bobby Bones
Thanks.
Eddie
Bye.
Bobby Bones
So earlier in the week, we got all the results. After blood was given, Lunchbox had 503 perfectly average testosterone. Eddie was 293 below average. Anything below 300 is. Is low.
Raymundo
I mean, but that's like 7, so.
Bobby Bones
But it's low. Like you would have been low. It doesn't matter. You lost the competition because.
Raymundo
Oh, yeah, I get that. Yes, yes, yes.
Bobby Bones
Eddie would like to appeal the results. An official appeal.
Amy
I mean, that makes sense.
Raymundo
Are you the judge? Appellate court in session.
Eddie
Okay, here we go.
Bobby Bones
I'll listen. Yes, but it's probably gonna be.
Amy
No, I feel like appealing is such a low T move.
Eddie
It really is.
Amy
It's like
Bobby Bones
it's giving low T, low T vibes.
Raymundo
I just want justice. That's all I want here.
Bobby Bones
Okay, I. Let's see what your case is. Go ahead.
Raymundo
I found out that, you know how all the drama started with the first test that I took the blood. Somehow the lab was like, inconclusive. There's something wrong with the blood. So they came back and they drew more blood from me. I found out that this result that we read on air comes from the first test that they took from me.
Bobby Bones
I thought that was inconclusive.
Raymundo
I thought it was inconclusive. So why are we basing my T results on that number? And I also found out from the doctor or the paramedic that drew my blood, he thinks that the problem with that blood sample was that it was exposed to heat. Therefore it's not going to be a correct reading.
Amy
Well, then why would he give us the number?
Raymundo
Exactly.
Bobby Bones
So then what's the number of the second?
Amy
I never heard anything about heat.
Raymundo
I have not gotten the second result. Amy, if you'd like to contact that company to get that second number, I think that's the one I would like to submit for this competition.
Bobby Bones
Okay, so if true, and I don't know that that's true, if true, I do think we have to look at the second result and not the first because the first was delayed. The first was deemed inconclusive.
Raymundo
Correct.
Bobby Bones
Now we got the first result.
Raymundo
And that number that you read was the results from the first test.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Are you messaging?
Amy
I just Sent a text.
Bobby Bones
And what the text say?
Amy
Morning. Have Eddie's second results come in. Smiley face.
Raymundo
That's straightforward.
Bobby Bones
Huh? Okay.
Raymundo
I like the smiley face.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Because this is all news to me. I do feel it is fair.
Amy
Oh. I just feel like this has been such.
Bobby Bones
Amy.
Raymundo
Amy, is that result that you. That you got from the doctor, Is that from the first test that I took?
Amy
Yes. He. Yes.
Eddie
Wild.
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Raymundo
That's what I'm saying.
Amy
I didn't know that would matter because he said the number,
Bobby Bones
but I would say, good morning.
Amy
I got a text. Good morning. His original test finally resulted. It's low, but that was.
Bobby Bones
That's the one that I'm with Eddie. If it were me, I would be irritated, and I know that's the real one. Your second one's gonna be the same, so I think we should look at
Raymundo
the second one just to be sure.
Bobby Bones
But if it's lower, you can't take the first one.
Raymundo
No, if it's lower. Well, I mean, I'll take the lower. It doesn't matter.
Bobby Bones
At that point, ask if he has the result for the second one. They had to.
Amy
That's what I just sent with a smiley face. Yeah. That's why I litter. Oh, Bubbles, bubbles, Bubbles.
Bobby Bones
He's as. He's typing. Let's play a couple voicemails here. Raymundo, this is from the day Eddie takes the test.
Eddie
I just want to say, I think after today's show, I think Eddie needs a hug, and I'd like to give it to him. And also, Amy's vitamin C and D and testosterone stuff is paying off. Good job, Amy. But, yeah, that's it. Eddie, come get a hug.
Bobby Bones
All right, there's a hug. Let's go with the next one.
Eddie
They're doing lunchbox. Show your boobs, dude. I'm crying. I'm crying, laughing. Dude, this is the first time I've stopped in the middle of a segment to where I felt like I had to call and just tell y', all, dude, Eddie, I'm so sorry that you. You now have man boobs.
Raymundo
No, I don't.
Eddie
All right, guys, I'll see y' all later.
Bobby Bones
A lot of people are finding joy in your low testosterone results.
Raymundo
Great, Great.
Bobby Bones
What do you have over there?
Amy
He's checking now.
Raymundo
This is crazy.
Bobby Bones
This is crazy. I would be upset, too, if the result came back inconclusive and then it came back bad. Even though it's probably right. I do feel like.
Amy
I think he just said they finally resulted, like they were finally able to Find something.
Bobby Bones
Then he told Eddie Heat is what
Raymundo
he told me when he was drawing the blood. I was like, do you know what's wrong with it?
Bobby Bones
It won't matter. The second one, if it comes back, it'll probably be the same number.
Amy
Okay. He said something like, okay. He said yes. Just waiting for his free testosterone to come back. Let me check and see if it showed up this morning. If not, I'll just send what we have already.
Bobby Bones
Oh, no. Okay. So you're still the loser until something comes back correct. Very low.
Raymundo
That's fine.
Amy
I mean, what. What do you. Was it gonna come back drastically?
Raymundo
What if it comes back?
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but if you had a test result about anything with your body, health wise.
Amy
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
And it was, we don't have the result.
Amy
And then it's saying, I get it.
Bobby Bones
Then it's finally, we have the result. But they were like, we have the result, but originally it was because the heat messed it up is why we didn't have it. You'd want to see the real number, right?
Amy
I agree.
Raymundo
So right now we're reading the heat testosterone number.
Amy
No, he was.
Bobby Bones
What I'm hoping is it made it hotter and you're like 100.
Eddie
No, that's what I'm hoping.
Bobby Bones
You guys are acting like it's going to be an improvement.
Amy
Yeah. It never occurred to me that the number could come back.
Eddie
Yes. Lower.
Raymundo
There's no chance. My libido is so high. There's no chance.
Eddie
You said that before.
Amy
293. No, stop it. With the high libido.
Raymundo
Even my wife said there's no way you have low teeth.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, I will accept your appeal because I do think that's fair to appeal on. I think anybody would have the same issue with it. We will hear what he has to say, the guy that took the test, and we will get your new number soon. But as of right now, it's not up in the air. You are the loser.
Raymundo
That's fine.
Bobby Bones
You're 293. Until otherwise. What?
Amy
Like it's bothering me because I really don't want to know about Eddie's libido. Yes. At all. Whatsoever. Like, between his busy schedule and his four kids that he's also doing it all the time. Like, I just didn't say I'm doing
Raymundo
it all the time.
Bobby Bones
They said he wants to do it.
Eddie
All right.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Raymundo
Big difference.
Bobby Bones
Okay. We will get new numbers. Okay. I have a very special treat, a very special surprise, a very special prize for someone on this show. And I want to tell you the Five people. It could be. This is something that this person has really wanted. Okay, so one of you, I'm gonna tell you possibility your life has changed from this special prize. So the five people up are. Amy, Lunchbox, Eddie, Morgan, and Raymundo. Wow. One of you five are getting a massive surprise.
Amy
Life changing.
Bobby Bones
I would say possibly life changing. Yes.
Eddie
Oh, my God. This could be a boat.
Raymundo
This could be the boat I've always want.
Eddie
It could be the hair transplant Eddie's always wanted.
Bobby Bones
No, he didn't want that anymore. I was gonna pay for that. Like, go to Turkey. I'll pay for it. So what I'll do is I'll eliminate one of you today.
Eddie
Today?
Raymundo
You're gonna do this every day?
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. What?
Bobby Bones
I'm telling you, like, life. I think it's life changing. I don't want to build it up too much, but I do think the person that gets this surprise will be life changing.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Raymundo
All right, eliminate.
Eddie
I got it.
Bobby Bones
I will. What?
Eddie
I know what it is.
Bobby Bones
No, you.
Eddie
I know it is.
Bobby Bones
Do you think. Who do you think it's for?
Eddie
Me. Okay, I got it.
Raymundo
Is it a car?
Eddie
Nope. Not a car, man. Something better.
Raymundo
A house?
Eddie
Nope. Something better than a house.
Bobby Bones
And airplane.
Eddie
Nope. Better than an airplane.
Amy
Oh, an island.
Bobby Bones
Earth.
Eddie
Ah, it's part of Earth.
Raymundo
Do you think it's an island?
Bobby Bones
Somebody on the show is, and I'm telling you it is. Mike knows what it is. It's. Would you say life changing? Life changing. Life changing.
Eddie
Yep. Yeah, it's taken. It is an island.
Bobby Bones
So is it something you don't even know if it's for you? Because I'm about to eliminate one of you.
Eddie
I know what it is.
Raymundo
I got a question. Is it something that you can have the opportunity to have, or is it the actual thing?
Bobby Bones
The person that's getting it really wants it.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. I can't wait. Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones
So I got to start.
Eddie
I got to start getting it.
Bobby Bones
I will pull one of you from this.
Eddie
Today. I got to get.
Bobby Bones
So I had to let one of you down.
Raymundo
All right. It's okay. We got to do it.
Amy
We've actually verbally said, I want this
Bobby Bones
in more ways than one. This is something that this person really wants, has been vocal about it, and at times, there's some strings that can be pulled and some things. Some. Some.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
Wow. So the person I'll be eliminating today
Eddie
is obviously Morgan, because she has nothing.
Raymundo
Maybe she has nothing.
Eddie
Morgan doesn't really want Anything. She never talks about wanting anything. That's not true. You found a dangerous.
Amy
There's things that I want.
Bobby Bones
No, I want to go to space. All she wanted was a dude, like, in her whole life.
Eddie
Yeah. That's all she was. That's all her goals were. Like, I gotta find a man. Gotta find a man. Gotta find a man.
Amy
Are you sending Harris? So many goals.
Bobby Bones
Oh, I wonder what you guys think. If. If it is you, what would you. What would you think it would be sending? Amy wants to go to Paris.
Raymundo
That's what you think it is, Amy?
Amy
Well, I don't know if sometimes there's work things in France.
Bobby Bones
I went to one a couple years ago.
Raymundo
I know that's not a bad guess.
Amy
And he's like, oh, I can't go. I just had the baby. Send Amy.
Bobby Bones
Interesting. Interesting. Okay, Ray, what would you think if it were you?
Ray
I've been compl about tickets around here. Show tickets. So I'm guessing me and BA Are going to CMA fest all weekend.
Raymundo
What?
Bobby Bones
That's. Is that this weekend? Is that this weekend?
Ray
No, no, in June.
Raymundo
But, Ray, you can do that anytime.
Eddie
Yeah, you can do that anyway.
Bobby Bones
But you don't know.
Ray
I mean, do you have tickets sitting around? Cuz I don't.
Bobby Bones
Okay, lunchbox. If it were you, what do you
Raymundo
think it would be?
Eddie
Man, I already know. It's a. It's a interview with a casting person for Survivor. I already know. An island.
Amy
Oh, that's what he means by island.
Eddie
I have a chance. Y. Like, it's my opportunity. Bobby said it's an opportunity. Strings can be pulled. Bobby called, some people said, hey, I
Bobby Bones
could have bought it.
Eddie
You could have. But you said strings could be pulled. Was the quote out of your mouth. And you pulled some strings. Got me a Survivor casting agent. Let's go. Yes.
Bobby Bones
Morgan, if it were for you, what do you think it would be?
Amy
I feel like it could either be something with Celine Dion, because I've talked about her a lot. I love Celine Dion and I really want to see her in concert. Or it's space. Something space related because y' all know I want to be an astronaut.
Raymundo
You're going to space.
Eddie
Who knows?
Amy
That's a string that could be pulled. Bobby has a lot of strings, Eddie.
Raymundo
Oh, this is easy. You know Johnny Morris, the guy that owns bass pro shop? He told me, hey, Bobby, I want to get you a boat. You pick whatever boat you want, I want it. Bobby's like, I don't want a boat. But Eddie has always talked about wanting a Boat. Finally, I'm going to get a boat.
Bobby Bones
Well, it's going to hurt me to eliminate one of you, but I have to do so now.
Raymundo
Hey, you guys notice he didn't say anything about mine.
Bobby Bones
I didn't say anything about anybody's.
Eddie
Yeah, Eddie.
Bobby Bones
Oh, the. The person I'll be eliminating that is not getting the super special treat.
Raymundo
It's easy. Space is.
Bobby Bones
Well, no, just because you guessed it doesn't mean it's one of them. I have to eliminate Amy. Sorry.
Amy
It's okay.
Raymundo
Wow, I thought that was the most realistic one.
Bobby Bones
You mean space in a boat?
Eddie
Wow. We're close.
Bobby Bones
Amy, I have to eliminate you.
Amy
Okay.
Eddie
My God.
Bobby Bones
So tomorrow I'll eliminate somebody else. Sorry, Amy, but you never know. One day I just might tell you what it is.
Eddie
Oh, man.
Bobby Bones
Instead of eliminating. You know how American Idol is. Sometimes you're the winner out of nowhere. Okay, so tomorrow. I saw Morgan's raise her eyebrows.
Amy
I'm going to space.
Bobby Bones
Okay, this is what I want to say. And I'll move off of it. This is what I want to say of the things that you guys think. All four of you. Because one of you is getting it. None of you are right about what it is. So even if it's the right person, none of you are right about what it is. Oh, but trust me, life changing.
Amy
Why'd you choose to eliminate me first?
Eddie
Because you already have everything in life.
Bobby Bones
I feel like the comments would be like, there's Amy getting everything again.
Raymundo
Yeah, good, good. That's a good idea to not pick.
Amy
Okay, so text me.
Raymundo
Why? You want to know who it is? No, you got to play the game like everyone else.
Amy
No, because I can vouch whether or not it's life changing.
Bobby Bones
I'll text you before we do the bit tomorrow.
Raymundo
Don't.
Amy
Why?
Raymundo
Why? What does she have to do with it?
Bobby Bones
Why do you not want her to know?
Raymundo
Because I want her to be like the listeners. Be like, what's happening? It'd be fun that way.
Bobby Bones
But you four are like the listeners I know. Okay, we'll do this again tomorrow. How well do you know your country music lyrics, Ray? Question number one.
Ray
In need you now by Lady A. What time is the call made in the middle of the night.
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Ooh, I know the first parts of the word. Watch the mine. You're in.
Eddie
Hold on. I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
So I'm in. I'm only 75. Sure.
Raymundo
Amy, are you in?
Amy
I'm in.
Raymundo
Cuz I have a question. It do I have to do the math or do I just say the lyric?
Bobby Bones
I think just saying the lyrics. Fine. Because that's all what I wrote down. But I didn't know if it was quarter after one or two. I didn't know which number it was, so I put quarter after one. Amy.
Amy
Quarter after one.
Raymundo
Eddie, it's a quarter after one.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
It's 3:00am I must be lonely.
Bobby Bones
That's matchbox 20.
Eddie
I realized that after you guys.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ray
Quarter after one. Correct. All right, Next up in Amarillo by Morning by George Strait. What city do they take his saddle in?
Amy
I'm in.
Raymundo
I'm in.
Ray
What?
Eddie
What city do they take his saddle?
Bobby Bones
He broke his leg, Man. I. I think I got it, but I'm struggling. Any more questions about Fu Manchu? No doubt.
Eddie
Oh, man. Tug, I'm in for the win. I don't know what city.
Bobby Bones
I think he broke his leg in Santa Fe, so I think his saddle was in Houston. Take his saddle in Houston.
Amy
You took my saddle in Houston.
Raymundo
Oh, God.
Bobby Bones
I was less on that one. The quarter after one, you.
Raymundo
It's Houston.
Eddie
Lunchbox Eddie's Tea is $2.93.
Bobby Bones
All right, there you go.
Raymundo
That rhymes. I realize that.
Ray
All right, next up, what mountain range is mentioned by name in Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver?
Bobby Bones
Oh, I know that one.
Eddie
Country Road, West Virginia. Oh, I know it. I know it.
Raymundo
I'm in.
Eddie
Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna get one right. I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
I'm gonna go to you first. Whenever you're ready.
Eddie
I'm ready. Amy, you in?
Amy
No.
Eddie
Oh, sorry.
Amy
I don't know. All I. No, no, no.
Eddie
That's not the answer, Ray.
Bobby Bones
The question again.
Ray
What mountain range is mentioned by name and Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver.
Eddie
Amy. Want a hint?
Bobby Bones
Okay, let's stop. Let's let her answer the question like
Raymundo
it's the one that he knows.
Bobby Bones
No, it's like.
Eddie
Yes. All talking.
Bobby Bones
Are you in, Amy? I'll go to you first, since you don't know it. Sure, go ahead.
Amy
Rocky Mountains.
Bobby Bones
That's incorrect. Lunchbox.
Eddie
Blue Ridge Mountains.
Bobby Bones
That's right. Shenandoah River. Blue Ridge Mountains.
Raymundo
Blue Ridge Mountains.
Amy
Blue Ridge Mountains.
Bobby Bones
Wait. Yeah, keep going.
Amy
Running through. Mom, I don't know. I know that.
Eddie
I know that.
Amy
I know.
Bobby Bones
I sing it. Shenandoah River.
Amy
Blue Ridge Mountains. Nope. Blue Ridge Mountain.
Bobby Bones
No, Your mouth. It doesn't matter.
Amy
What is it?
Bobby Bones
No, it's right. The words are right. Your melody wasn't right.
Amy
Oh, my melody felt right. Okay, good that's why I'm tone deaf.
Bobby Bones
You're not tone deaf. You're not tone deaf. Next up, number four. He's tone deaf. You're not tone deaf. Number four.
Ray
In Forever and Ever Amen by Randy Travis. What do the old men sit and talk about?
Bobby Bones
I'm in.
Raymundo
I'm in for the win.
Eddie
Come on now.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
The weather.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. As long as old men sit and talk about the weather.
Raymundo
As long as old women sit and talk about old man.
Bobby Bones
You guys. You guys all get that one?
Amy
Yes.
Bobby Bones
Okay.
Raymundo
Too easy, Lunchbox.
Eddie
Too easy, man.
Bobby Bones
All right, next.
Ray
And He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones. What did they place on his door after he died?
Bobby Bones
I got it.
Eddie
He's dumb. Loving her today.
Raymundo
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Eddie, I might take you here because,
Raymundo
you know, I mean, you love this song. Yeah.
Amy
They put something on his door.
Eddie
On his door.
Bobby Bones
Ray, would you ask it again?
Ray
And he Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones. What do they place on his door after he died?
Amy
Okay, I'm in.
Eddie
I'm in for the win.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox.
Eddie
Low T sign.
Bobby Bones
Is there a number on that sign?
Eddie
293.
Bobby Bones
Okay, that was address.
T-Mobile Announcer
Okay.
Bobby Bones
293. Testosterone drive. Yep.
Raymundo
Never ends, Eddie. I mean, what else would you put on a door other than a wreath?
Bobby Bones
That's it.
Raymundo
It's a wreath.
Amy
Let's go. A wreath now.
Raymundo
I just guessed.
Bobby Bones
That's it. Amy.
Amy
Death certificate.
Bobby Bones
That's a weird thing to pin up there.
Raymundo
How does.
Eddie
Can you see? How does a wreath like. I. I don't know how that. Like a wreath in a song. Like, it doesn't sound like a word.
Raymundo
Sing that.
Amy
Sing it.
Bobby Bones
Sing it, y'.
Raymundo
All.
Amy
Sing it.
Eddie
A wreath on the door.
Bobby Bones
That's exactly it.
Amy
They play S. He Stopped Loving Her Today.
Raymundo
You guys are great.
Bobby Bones
Thank you.
Eddie
Thank you.
Bobby Bones
How many more do you have?
Ray
Two more total.
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Ray
And then we can do tiebreakers.
Bobby Bones
Okay. Okay. Go.
Ray
Insold by John Michael Montgomery. The narrator sells his heart to a lady sitting in what row?
Eddie
Whoa.
Bobby Bones
We ask it again.
Ray
In.
Eddie
Sold.
Ray
By John Michael Montgomery. The narrator sells his heart to a lady sitting in what row?
Amy
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
Hold on. Yeah. Yeah. I feel. I feel pretty good about it.
Eddie
If I don't, I feel really good about it. I'm in for the win.
Raymundo
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I know Amy is gonna know it because she knows the whole song every. Yeah.
Raymundo
You do?
Bobby Bones
Yeah.
Eddie
Lunchbox, second row. How do you know I've sang the song? I sang it with Amy at I Heart country one time.
Amy
She's an 8, she's a 9, she's a 10. I know she's got ruby red lips, long hair.
Bobby Bones
Now sing the part, though.
Amy
Oh, she's in the second row.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, but sing the part.
Amy
Well, now I'm confused.
Raymundo
You guys sang this on stage?
Bobby Bones
No, no, backstage.
Amy
We sang it with Keith Urban or something.
Bobby Bones
Going once, going twice.
Amy
To the lady, sold to the lady in the second row. She's an 8, she's a 9, she's a 10. I know she got second row ready?
Raymundo
Second row.
Bobby Bones
Son of a gun. Come on.
Ray
Last one in truck. Yeah. By Tim McGraw. What artist music was he playing on his ipod?
Raymundo
Got it.
Eddie
What is.
Raymundo
Is it one artist?
Bobby Bones
You can't ask that.
Ray
Can you repeat the question, Ray in truck. Yeah, by Tim McGraw. What artist music was he playing on his ipod?
Amy
Isn't it light?
Raymundo
I'm in.
Bobby Bones
I know you know it and that's stupid.
Eddie
On his arm.
Raymundo
What's your question, Amy?
Amy
I know it's something like this.
Bobby Bones
Everybody good? Amy? Lunchbox, what do you have?
Eddie
I have Eddie Low T.
Bobby Bones
He'd have been closer if he just said little T. Oh, man.
Amy
Oh, no. Is it little Troy? It's something like Luda T. Pain. Lil Wayne.
Ray
I got Lil Wayne.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, it's Lil Wayne.
Raymundo
Okay, I got Lil Wayne.
Bobby Bones
Golly. How many tiebreakers do you have, Ray?
Ray
Three.
Bobby Bones
Okay, go. And we'll do sudden death. You want to do buzz in?
Eddie
Yeah.
Bobby Bones
Say our names. Yeah, go in.
Ray
Chattahoochee by Alan Jackson. What was the make of the truck, Bobby?
Bobby Bones
Fogged up the wind as a mile. Chevy. Chevy.
Raymundo
Dang. Good job.
Bobby Bones
I don't really know the difference in make and model, so I just went with Chevy.
Raymundo
So make would be like the company, right? Model is like the Chevy Suburban.
Amy
Suburban or Silverado.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, got it.
Eddie
Okay.
Bobby Bones
Good thing you answered.
Eddie
All right, go ahead.
Ray
In Devil Went down to Georgia by Charlie Daniel's Band, what is the name of the young fiddler?
Bobby Bones
Johnny Boy said, my name's Johnny and it might be a sin But I take your bets. I'm the best it's ever been.
Raymundo
Dude, you got it.
Bobby Bones
Yeah. That's good. Yes. I needed a win there.
Eddie
Wow.
Bobby Bones
You want to do a third one for fun?
Ray
And Chicken Fried by zbb. He lists the comfort foods from his home state of Georgia as sweet tea, pecan pie and what other homemade beverage?
Bobby Bones
Homemade wine.
Raymundo
Got it. Dang, dude. Oh, yeah.
Bobby Bones
I feel pretty good about this is your game and fun fact about that Tim McGraw song, Lil Wayne pumping on my ipod. It was written by Chris Jansen and Low cash, I believe.
Raymundo
Wow, that's crazy.
Bobby Bones
I'm almost positive that's true. There you go. Good game everybody.
Amy
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Eddie
Wake up, wake up in the morning. Keeps on turning Steve trying to put you through. M's riding his wigs next bit. And Bobby's on the mic. So you know what this is? This is the Bobby Bone store.
Bobby Bones
Now it's time for the morning corny.
Ray
The morning corny.
Amy
Why did the mailman get detention?
Bobby Bones
I don't know. Why did the mailman get attention?
Amy
Hey, cat. Passing notes. He passes the notes like in class? No, he passes the notes like from mailbox to mailbox.
Ray
That was the morning corning.
Bobby Bones
Is that hall of Shame?
Amy
Fine.
Bobby Bones
Is that hall of Shame?
Raymundo
That's pretty bad.
Amy
No, no. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
Bobby Bones
Okay, good setup. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
Amy
It couldn't find its center because it doesn't have.
Bobby Bones
Am I just not in? Okay, good, because sometimes it can be me. I could have woke up a little grumpy.
Amy
Why did the doctor bring a red crown to work?
Bobby Bones
Crayon. You're not even saying crayon.
Amy
I never say it, people. It's part of my dyslexia.
Bobby Bones
But why did the doctor bring a red crayon to work?
Amy
He needed to draw blood.
Bobby Bones
At least. At least that one makes.
Raymundo
Yeah,
Amy
center. That works. Because a bagel doesn't have its center.
Bobby Bones
No, no, we understood them. All right. Yeah, we got him.
Amy
I mean, you could say donut.
Eddie
We got bones.
Bobby Bones
A lot of calls about the testosterone results. And so we had a little. We'll talk about that earlier. But people have so much to say. Lunchbox scored 503. Perfectly average. But Eddie scored 293.
Raymundo
It's pretty low.
Bobby Bones
It's.
Eddie
It's.
Bobby Bones
It's not even below average. It's unhealthy. It's like no testosterone. But we got a lot of voicemails.
Listener Caller 1
Go ahead I have never laughed so hard in my life at anything on the show until I heard Amy laughing and then making the comment that it was closer to hers than Lunchboxes. I can't. Sorry, Eddie. I know it's your health. You probably should go see a doctor, but. Hilarious. I'm so glad you guys did this epic, great job, Lunchbox. You know, Eddie, you need some help, but thank you for all the laughs. I literally am walking into a work meeting with tears running down my face.
Bobby Bones
I'd like to say it's a pretty great segment too. And I'd like to shout out both Lunchbox and Eddie for agreeing to. When I said, let's do a blood test, I fully expected one of them to go, I don't want to do needles, but look at you guys.
Raymundo
We did it.
Eddie
Yeah. I'm not scared.
Bobby Bones
You did it.
Raymundo
Yeah, we did it.
Eddie
What?
Bobby Bones
A bit.
Raymundo
I don't understand the Good job lunchbox. Like, he didn't do anything.
Eddie
I got tea.
Amy
But no, he was funny.
Bobby Bones
No, she's saying, like, good job in the test.
Amy
Oh, okay.
Bobby Bones
Like, yeah, that you both were equal in the bit.
Raymundo
It's like, I didn't do anything to not have tea. Like, I'm just living my life.
Bobby Bones
Maybe you should eat more protein or something. Yeah, maybe that's what you're doing. Maybe you should do more squats. Give me one more voicemail, please.
Listener Caller 1
Eddie, I'm so sorry to hear about your low key, but it is so nice to hear you not win for once. And that might make me a hater, but you've gotten a little too cocky and you needed the peg knocked down a little bit. All right. Hope you all have a good one.
Bobby Bones
All right.
Raymundo
There you go. I get that I've been winning a lot.
Bobby Bones
Leave. Oh, turn that back in your favor.
Raymundo
All I do is win. So, yeah, I get that you didn't
Eddie
win the most important game, and that's testosterone. You can win a music game, but you ain't got tea.
Bobby Bones
All you have to do if you want to leave us a voicemail is call 8-777-BOBBY. That's our voicemail line. 8-77-7-B O BBY bone show bonehead.
Eddie
This story comes us from Palm Bay, Florida. A man was tired of some homeless people living in the woods by his house. He's like, I'll start a little fire to get rid of them. So he takes a lighter, goes out there, lights a little fire, thinking they're gonna leave. The wind picks up, starts blowing. The fire burns five acres.
Bobby Bones
Oh, my Were they his acres? All his acres?
Eddie
No, no, no, no, no. It's not his land.
Amy
I would think not.
Bobby Bones
Well, I would think if you're doing that, it happens to your own land. You're doing something that's mean. Like that. Well, you got what you deserved. Yeah, but whoever's land that was did not get what they deserved. We used to do that with, like,
Raymundo
bugs to get them out.
Bobby Bones
Yeah, you shouldn't burn stuff to get stuff.
Eddie
Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day, Bones.
Bobby Bones
Lunchbox. How did you see Eddie and his wife out?
Eddie
I just happened to be at the same place they were.
Raymundo
That's just.
Bobby Bones
That's weird.
Raymundo
Yeah, that was wildly random.
Eddie
At the same place and.
Raymundo
Whoa.
Eddie
What are you doing here? What are you doing here?
Raymundo
Yeah, that's the way it was.
Bobby Bones
That's weird. Yeah, because you guys don't, like, live right next door to each other.
Raymundo
We don't. We don't. And this place is kind of. I mean, not close to our houses.
Eddie
It's out there.
Bobby Bones
So what were you doing, Eddie?
Raymundo
Oh, it's date night. Yeah. My wife's like, do you want to do something tonight? I'm like, yeah, let's go. Let's go somewhere. And the kids. My oldest watched our other kids, and we went to just spend some time together.
Bobby Bones
That's fine. You and your wife doing it? Lunchbox. What did you see?
Eddie
I saw Eddie being the worst date I've ever seen in my life. Him and his wife, date night, night out, no kids. They're sitting at the bar, having a couple drinks. Very romantic.
Raymundo
We're just hanging out.
Eddie
And then I look over Eddie's shoulder, and he has his phone propped up against two empty glasses so he can watch the UFC fights.
Raymundo
Yeah, yeah, that's accurate. That's accurate. I was shocked when we pulled up. Whoa, hold on, hold on. I thought, because I told her, I'm like, oh, let's go to this place. Because they have a bunch of sports on the tv, so they'll probably have ufc. We get there, there's no ufc. So I put it on my phone. I mean, it's a sports bar. There's TVs everywhere.
Bobby Bones
I thought it was a date night.
Amy
That's not date night.
Raymundo
It's hangout night.
Bobby Bones
Like, you just change the name of it, though.
Eddie
Date.
Raymundo
Whatever. Guys, we've been married for 20 plus years.
Amy
Yeah, but how many nights do you get where you get a babysitter and you get to go out and, like, be together?
Raymundo
Not very many, but, I mean, What?
Bobby Bones
Do you feel guilty at all for watching that on your phone while you guys were hanging out? Not at all.
Raymundo
She was picking the fighters. I was betting on them. It was great.
Amy
Okay, that's fun.
Raymundo
We do it all the time.
Bobby Bones
You think that was her?
Amy
I mean, you all.
Bobby Bones
Choice of activities. Yeah.
Raymundo
UFC is kind of our thing.
Bobby Bones
You and your wife, you guys think, you know, you're so full of crap.
Amy
I'm talking, like, kind of convincing me. It's their thing.
Raymundo
Five or six years ago, like, we got tickets to a UFC fight, and I took her with me, and that was a legit date night, and she loved it more than I did.
Bobby Bones
Okay, but you think she wants to watch UFC with you, or do you just watch it? And so she's like, I'll just do it since we're here and it's on.
Raymundo
It's. I don't know how to describe it other than we have it on. And I say, pick the fighters. And she says, I think that guy's gonna win.
Bobby Bones
I know how to describe it. You have it on and she's there, and so you try to find something that includes her so she doesn't.
Amy
What would be an ideal date night for your wife? This.
Raymundo
Yeah, that's a good question. Because we don't like dinners. Really? Like, we don't like going to dinner.
Bobby Bones
And by we, do you mean you?
Raymundo
No, both of us.
Amy
Trying to think of a woman in my life that doesn't like to be taken to dinner. Just a nice dinner every once in a while. It doesn't have to be often.
Raymundo
Yeah. Not all women are the same.
Amy
I understand that.
Eddie
No way.
Amy
I. I totally get that. We could pull the women we have here. I think it's probably 100%.
Raymundo
Basically, with a house and four kids. With four kids, like, all we want to do is just hang out with each other away from them, no matter what we're doing. Really?
Bobby Bones
But this is you saying that sounds
Amy
like you're both of us saying, yeah.
Raymundo
Because she said, do you want to go do that, or do you want to go to a movie? And I said, we can do whatever you want. Like, either sounds great.
Bobby Bones
Did she pick Watch UFC on the phone while sitting at a table?
Listener Caller 1
Well.
Raymundo
Well, there's no way.
Amy
If there was UFC fights on that. Eddie wanted to go to a movie, so of course he said, let's go to this sports bar.
Raymundo
I didn't say that she picked the sports bar. And it wasn't a sports bar. It's like a mini golf place. But we sat at the bar.
Bobby Bones
He just was dying to tell that story.
Raymundo
I'm sure he did because he. He ran up to me.
Eddie
He's like, what are you doing?
Raymundo
Why do you have this on? This thought it was date night. So I was waiting for.
Bobby Bones
He said all that to you there?
Raymundo
All of that.
Bobby Bones
He's right. I mean, it is kind of ridiculous, but.
Raymundo
Yeah, don't worry.
Bobby Bones
Don't. I wasn't. But why?
Raymundo
Well, don't worry. There'll be a revenge story coming up.
Bobby Bones
Oh, about him? It's not that you're gonna make it up to your wife. It's about punishing him. God, and I thought that. I thought you were going a totally different direct. Like, don't worry, I got something else planned for her.
Raymundo
We'll probably watch UFC next weekend.
Bobby Bones
All right. Hey, that's it. Bye, everybody.
Amy
Come on, y'.
Bobby Bones
All. The Bobby Bone show theme song written, produced and sang by Reed Yarberry. You can find his Instagram at reedyarberry. Scuba Steve Executive Producer Raymundo Head of Production I'm Bobby Bones. My Instagram is mrbobbybones. Thank you for listening to the podcast.
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Date: April 29, 2026
Podcast Host: Bobby Bones
Episode Theme: Wednesday’s show covers the latest jury duty saga, Eddie’s testosterone controversy, a country lyrics trivia game, and a few wild news stories—infused with plenty of humor and the signature banter of the crew.
This episode opens with the crew recapping Lunchbox's adventure at jury duty, debates an awkwardly timed wedding proposal, tackles the fallout from Eddie’s low testosterone test, and serves up a spirited Country Lyrics Game. Throughout, they riff on everything from plane births to AI holograms at funerals, and Bobby teases a mysterious, “life-changing” prize for one lucky show member.
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Raymundo hosts as the crew battles over famous country song lyrics:
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This lively episode serves up classic Bobby Bones Show content: humorous, personal storytelling (jury duty, testosterone “scandal,” date night with UFC mishap), engagement with listener dilemmas, and fast-paced, music-centric quiz fun. It’s a signature blend of morning radio comfort—with just enough outlandishness and heart to keep fans coming back.