Close Encounters with Sean Donnelly

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Close Encounters with Sean Donnelly
Date: November 6, 2025
Guest: Sean Donnelly

Overview

This episode of The Bonfire dives into the intersection of blunt stand-up comedy and cosmic paranoia, as Big Jay and Bobby welcome comedian Sean Donnelly for a characteristically raucous—and surprisingly detailed—exploration of an enigmatic comet known as ‘Three Eye Atlas.’ The group dissects alien conspiracy theories, references Footloose, the spectral weirdness of crop circles, and their general unpreparedness for possible first contact—all through a haze of sarcasm, pop culture references, and roast-like camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Footloose: The Opening Riff and Social Commentary

• The show opens mid-riff with Jay and Bobby recalling the climatic scenes of Footloose, riffing on John Lithgow's pivotal “let them dance” church speech and the promise of a prom.

• Running Joke: How Footloose is ultimately about keeping Black people out of town because “as soon as they took dancing out, all the Black would have migrated.”

  “As soon as they took dancing out of the town, all the black wood has migrated.” — Big Jay (04:01)

• Jay quips about a theoretical sequel: “Chuck's Revenge.”

2. Pop Culture Game: Song Lyrics and Inappropriate Insertions

• The hosts joke about slipping the N-word into classic pop songs and their invented “N-word Car Game,” a spin on ruining music with shock value (03:10–03:49).
• Extended riffing on racial absurdity and on-air challenges, never breaking irreverent stride.

3. Comet Three Eye Atlas, Interstellar Objects, and Alien Conspiracy

• The heart of the episode is a comedic but deep-dive take on the comet “Three Eye Atlas,” currently on a unique trajectory through the solar system (07:02+).

• Science and Suspicion:

  • If the comet accelerates after perihelion (the closest point to the sun), it could be evidence of “intelligent control.”
  • NASA and other agencies have high-res photos but have not released them, fueling conspiracy chatter.

  “If it doesn’t lose mass and if it picks up speed, that means something is controlling it.” — Robert Kelly (08:13)

• Guest Sean's Skepticism:

  • Sean questions video footage showing the comet as a glowing, translucent organism, wondering about its authenticity.
  • Bobby responds: “Nobody knows...I don’t know if that’s been confirmed...” (13:04)

• Wider Context:

  • Reference to Avi Loeb (Harvard scientist known for alien hypotheses regarding ‘Oumuamua) and Jeremy Corbell (UFO documentarian/theorist) backing claims of interstellar visitors.

  • Jay’s comedic skepticism echoes through:

    “I think it’s Jew control because it’s full of nickels.” — Big Jay (09:05)

  • Bobby shares that unusual chemical makeup (nickel without iron) suggests artificial origins—a possible “craft.”

4. The “Wow Signal” and Other Alien Media

• Sean asks about the “Wow Signal”—radio burst picked up by SETI in the 1970s, often hypothesized as a non-terrestrial transmission.

  “It was an insane RA radio blast...from SETI or one of the different groups.” — Bobby Lee (16:39)

• They joke about conflating it with “Whip-em-Out Wednesday” stickers, blending radio geekery with Opie & Anthony-era crudeness.

5. Heavy Riffing: Crop Circles, NASA Coverups, and Extraterrestrial Defense

• Crop circles are unpacked with both skepticism and awe.

  “What if when you find out, everything comes back to Footloose?” — Big Jay (34:01)

• Discussion of NASA and “the Golden Dome”—a speculative planetary defense system supposedly activated for interstellar threats.

  • Bobby: “There’s another group called the Space Defense System...they put a defense thing into NIA.” (36:20)
  • Jay immediately riffs on “N-word in space” as a callback to earlier jokes.

• Jay and Bobby lampoon the concept of “Space Force” (new military branch) as the “XFL of the military,” suggesting ranks like "General Boom Boom Washington" and referencing the “create a player” feature from sports videogames.

6. Comics as Cosmic Observers and Skeptics

• Through the episode, Jay and Bobby project their own show as possible universal “Joe Rogan” material—wondering about the scope of their podcast if aliens really did show up.

  “We’ll be the Joe Rogan of the universe.” — Bobby Lee (14:33)
  “Let’s not get carried away. Joe Rogan is the Joe Rogan of the universe.” — Robert Kelly (14:36)

• Jay's first would-be question to alien visitors? “What’s your gender?”—tapping into contemporary identity anxieties and satirizing probable human faux pas at ‘first contact.’

7. Pop Culture and Anxieties Collide

• Nostalgic movie touchstones (Godfather, Goodfellas, Scarface) are invoked to question what makes generational classics “stick,” and how Jay, having missed them as a kid, just doesn't "get it."
• Extended comedic scenario-building around crop circles as “dance moves,” Footloose as social commentary, and earth’s clubs being compared to bad comedy venues (the Syracuse Funny Bone).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Space Conspiracies:

  “If it comes around the sun after the perilium, it should remain the same or actually lessen...If it doesn’t...that means something is controlling it.” — Robert Kelly (08:12)
  “Tokyo drifts around the sun’s asshole or that little flap of skin under your dick hole.” — Big Jay (08:21)

• Podcast as Cosmic Reporters:

  “Oh, it’ll be huge. We’ll be the Joe Rogan of the universe.” — Bobby Lee (14:33)
  “We’re four or five hours away from knowing...If it’s a spaceship, if it’s falling apart, it’s a comet. If it’s sped up and still intact, there might be intelligent life.” — Robert Kelly (42:14)

• On Crop Circles:

  “Ooh, gay dancers who love patterns. That sounds right.” — Big Jay (34:29)
  “I mean, you don’t know what’s real anymore because of AI, but that’s creepy.” — Bobby Lee (35:06)

• Closing Thoughts:

  “If you don’t hear anything for a couple days, then you should know.” — Bobby Lee (42:25)
  “Maybe when I come home from the sphere, unless we’re all alien slaves.” — Big Jay (44:16)

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Timestamps of Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | |------------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:03–02:29| Footloose parody and pop culture riffing | | 03:08–04:10| “N-word in every song” car game humor | | 07:02–13:04| Comet Three Eye Atlas, possible alien ship | | 14:41–15:57| The “Wow Signal” and SETI | | 26:32–27:45| Will we know by tomorrow? “Intelligent control” | | 34:01–34:39| Crop circles and the Footloose metaphor | | 36:09–38:49| NASA “Golden Dome” and Space Force parody | | 42:14–42:28| Bobby and Robert recap “what we’ll know tomorrow” |

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Loose, spontaneous, irreverent: The hosts blend informed speculation with absolute nonsense, never missing a chance to roast one another or bring the conversation back to stand-up and pop culture.
• Camaraderie: Banter is laced with inside jokes, fake insults, and raucous laughter—every segment feels like a green room debate gone public.
• Skeptical but curious: Even as they play up alien threats and conspiracies, the crew is candid about not being “real researchers.” They’re excited about the weirdness, but ready to take the piss out of anyone (including themselves) who takes it too seriously.

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For New Listeners

If you want a fast-paced, smart-dumb blend of cosmic paranoia, self-effacing humor, and great chemistry between comics who don’t take themselves—or alien conspiracies—too seriously, this episode brings it. You’ll leave a little more informed about an event in astronomy, but also knowing exactly how these guys would react if tomorrow really did bring first contact. Spoiler: they’d probably just say, “crackle crackle,” pour a drink, and look for more crop circles at the foot of the club.

Transcript

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[Bobby Lee]

And now the bonfire with Big J Okerson and Robert Kelly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The scene is simple.

[Robert Kelly]

Your fingernails are killing me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kevin Bacon. He goes to speak. He's prepared. He's got a Bible with notes in it. He goes to speak at the church, and he lays down his point that dancing is supposed to happen. It's in the Bible. Leaping and dancing. Leaping and dancing and dancing.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then John Lithgow takes the night to think about it. And then at the sermon the next day, after he talks to his daughter, the. He goes, I think. I think I've made some mistakes along the way. And I. I think you guys should have your prompt. In fact, to be fair, start the song over from the very beginning.

[Robert Kelly]

Is this for inspirational reasons?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that's how he does it.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I just want you kids to be safe out there. And. And they all start looking at each other. So they go, fuck about that. I'm getting goosebumps. We're about to have a prom. Yo, we're about to have a fucking prom. We thought we were going to have the fucking basements. We're gonna have a prom. And they're so and so. This is before Chuck's Revenge. When Chuck comes, they leave him outside, beat up, and assume he's not gonna burn the place down while they're all inside the basement. That's not. That's for another movie.

[Robert Kelly]

That's another movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's Chuck's Revenge. But when they start. This is a goosebumper. This is when they decide they're gonna start fixing the barn.

[Robert Kelly]

Isn't Chucky actually. Chuck's Revenge. Didn't he turn into a.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He put his body into a thing. Christine, go to the end. Go and start building the prom. And he tells him to go. Lithgow's last speech.

[Bobby Lee]

And the music's behind it perfectly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then they all get on their. Their mopeds and start riding down the street. Go.

[Robert Kelly]

I know what you can't do to this song. You can't put the NW in this song flawlessly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Want to bet?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, I'll bet you.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what's another perfect moment like that is cruel Summer in. In Karate Kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A good N word moment. No.

[Robert Kelly]

We have a game. We play. Jay came up with game that you can slip the N word in perfectly in every song. But I challenge him.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right there now.

[Robert Kelly]

Right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There it is. Yeah. N word. I'm free.

[Robert Kelly]

It's the new.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Keith. That'll be my album. That's what I call music. You put the N word in somewhere.

[Robert Kelly]

It's the new car game of the century.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just.

[Bobby Lee]

Just put it in the famous. Let's it do dance N words.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's dance N words. No, there was no N words that dance. No, we just watched the scene. I said as soon as they took dancing out of the town, all the black wood has migrated.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where can you dance?

[Robert Kelly]

There was none on the crew of that movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody in that town left them, went on a carnival cruise until they changed the rules.

[Sean Donnelly]

Hey.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You hear? Back on land, there's a. They're dancing again. Say what? I'll go check it out. Everybody, we have our good friend Sean Donnelly joining us on the show right now.

[Bobby Lee]

Hello there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Such a Sean and Dan St. Germaine do the Burbs Bros on patreon.comamera. you can follow Sean on Instagram at Shawnee Se a n y. Shawnee time. The Twilight Zone. Did you get that? Part of the movie? Christine? John Lithgow's final speech. They can have a prom. You're an animal. Everybody knows you're an animal. For not being able to find this Bobby. Call her an animal.

[Robert Kelly]

You're an animal. Was that good?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I did like that.

[Robert Kelly]

Did you like it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Luke, do me a favor. Call Christine an animal real quick. She loves this. An animal. Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob, if you would mind calling Christine an animal.

[Sean Donnelly]

You're an animal.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Black, little. A white animal. If you can call her, please, A white animal. Crack ass animal. A filthy. A filthy white animal.

[Bobby Lee]

Crack.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Crack.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Crack ass animal.

[Robert Kelly]

I like that one. Sean. Can you try it real quick as a guest?

[Bobby Lee]

You're a beautiful animal, Christy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Beauty. I like that. I don't mind that.

[Bobby Lee]

That's my friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Also. Also black Lou. If you can call Paco. All the wrong Asian slurs, please.

[Robert Kelly]

Can I try that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, here we go. Here we go.

[Robert Kelly]

No, no, it doesn't look like it's getting a John Lithgow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not. You got to get to the next. When they start setting the prom up.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's right.

[Robert Kelly]

Now. You've never seen the Godfather.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I got all the beats, but.

[Bobby Lee]

You know this by. By note, by music note.

[Robert Kelly]

Everybody has their thing. Yes, that's Jay. This is his thing. Never seen the Godfather. Not two either, right? No.

[Bobby Lee]

Goodfellas.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Come on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's not crazy. No, I don't go on the best evers. I just have a cut off of how far back I'll go.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, time wise.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I think you just. Something's lost on them. I watched scarface in my 20s and was like, that was a fun watch, but, like, I don't worship it the way everyone seems to.

[Bobby Lee]

You think it's. It's when you watch it. I think it's a kid watching it.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I'm saying. So you catch it a little bit late. So it's almost the point. Like, I'll go back and watch the Godfather. I'll be like, this could. I don't have nostalgia for it. So all I would think about, like, this is a good story if it was done now, like, by a new movie.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Even though I hate. Even though I hate remakes of movies I love. I hate it when they do that.

[Bobby Lee]

This be a great prestige TV series. This would stream fantastically on Amazon prime.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

On a big day. Bobby's. He's already worshiping the new. Our new God, whatever's inside that comet.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, boy.

[Robert Kelly]

Listen to me, man. This is the problem.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby thinks it's Christ.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, here's the thing, bro. We're four hours away, I believe maybe less than.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. A little bit more maybe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe Christ second coming or a little.

[Robert Kelly]

Bit more from knowing when this thing. When this thing hit parallium. When it hits the parallium?

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. When it passes the sun. That's what that means.

[Robert Kelly]

That's what that means.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I thought that was a little area underneath your dick.

[Robert Kelly]

I. I just said it and looked at Sean's face and went, right. And he went, yes. And I was like, thank God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that a soft part of skin around your pepper or something?

[Bobby Lee]

That's perennium.

[Robert Kelly]

That's perennial perilum. Is when the comet gets the closest to the sun, where it gets the hottest. And that's where a comet will start to fall apart and the gases and the water. And that's when you. Oh, that's just a comet. Now, if this comes around the sun after the paralium. Right?

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah, it's a comet.

[Robert Kelly]

So scared to say in front of Jay why.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know the word at all still.

[Sean Donnelly]

What's that thing called again?

[Bobby Lee]

The Three Eye Atlas.

[Robert Kelly]

Three Eye Atlas, that's what.

[Sean Donnelly]

It's a comet that's coming around.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, here's the thing is it's a.

[Bobby Lee]

Comment that's been on its way for a while. So we talked about it last time I was here.

[Sean Donnelly]

But like.

[Bobby Lee]

Bobby, would you like to.

[Robert Kelly]

I would like. You. I'll just.

[Sean Donnelly]

You.

[Robert Kelly]

You correct me when I'm wrong.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

When it comes around the sun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop. Sean, correct them.

[Robert Kelly]

When it. When a comet comes into the sun, it picks up speed, but when it comes around, it should remain the same speed. If this comes around the sun after the perilium, it should remain the same or actually lessen.

[Bobby Lee]

Lose mass.

[Robert Kelly]

Lose mass. And if it doesn't lose mass and if it picks up speed, that means something is controlling it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, it's intelligently controlled.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's Tokyo drifts around the sun, the perennium, if you will, then that means it's in. What if a Tokyo drifts around the sun's asshole or that little flap of skin under your dick hole.

[Robert Kelly]

That's a whole different thing we're talking about. We're in real Trouble.

[Bobby Lee]

It's just CO2. There actually is CO2 in the. In 3i Atlas. There's tons of it.

[Robert Kelly]

There's the booster, but they're saying it's made. They think it's a different type of metal. No.

[Bobby Lee]

So what it is. It contains. It contains nickel without iron, which we. You don't see. You always see those two things together, which you could make the guess that somebody. It was. It's industrial and somebody put it together that way.

[Robert Kelly]

Because that type of. That type of metal is not in the. That's man. That's.

[Bobby Lee]

That's usually man made. If you separate the two metals. Right, but this is also from outside our.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, I think it's Jew control because it's full of nickels. Where's my camera?

[Robert Kelly]

Put the Harvard hat on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where's my camera? And I'm Big J. And we'll be right back into these messages.

[Robert Kelly]

What? So.

[Bobby Lee]

So that's why they think, hey, if that's the case, then it was. Went through a process to separate those two elements, which means that it's also. That's it's. It's a craft, it's constructive.

[Robert Kelly]

Speaking of Harvard, there's a scientist from Harvard who is well respected.

[Bobby Lee]

Chinese just had him on the podcast.

[Robert Kelly]

His name is Avi Lobby. Avi Loeb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not Chinese.

[Bobby Lee]

No, he's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

His mom's Chinese.

[Robert Kelly]

He's very Jewish. Yes, very Jewish. He couldn't get into Harvard anymore. They didn't let him into his office.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Harvard's now, I believe, from the river to the sea.

[Narrator/Advertiser]

Right.

[Robert Kelly]

But he, he is saying that he believed this is all from his point of view, that he's saying that this is very likely. Now. He did this before with Muamua.

[Bobby Lee]

He said what he wants everybody to do, which has worked.

[Robert Kelly]

Was the last. The last. There was three interstellar objects that came.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Anna was the leading rebounder at Duke last year.

[Robert Kelly]

And it's what we're gonna name when Dan left. We're gonna name the show that, by the way. But then we lost weight. Guys, welcome back to the Muamu.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bring you all your hilarious milk. Drink down this funny milk for Halloween.

[Bobby Lee]

Your boo a bua. Yes. So this is the third. It's the biggest by far.

[Robert Kelly]

Stop touching the mic. Oh, sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the biggest by far and it's going 176,000 miles per hour, which is the fastest, which is nuts, it's not.

[Robert Kelly]

So if it comes around.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, not when you live your life 176,000 miles per hour at a time. Sorry, I'm working on a new character called Space Trivetti. What's the fuck's his name?

[Robert Kelly]

What's his name?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dom.

[Bobby Lee]

Dom Toretto.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

John Toretto. I' doing space. Dominic Toretto. I live my life 176,000 miles. In a stretch.

[Robert Kelly]

You're gonna come down to Earth to.

[Bobby Lee]

Go with one of the last ones. They put a Pontiac Fiero in space, so this kind of tracks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Terrible what happened to space. Paul Walker and his. And his Ferrari ship.

[Bobby Lee]

But they ended it so tastefully, he just went off into space. So anyway, yeah, so. So this is the third object. It's not from our. Our. Our.

[Robert Kelly]

It's interstellar.

[Bobby Lee]

It's interstellar and from our galaxy. And the path of this, this thing was spotted the first time July 1, by astronomers. And the path that it's taking, it's so perfectly going around all our planets, like taking views of all the planets. That's also why they think it might be manipulated.

[Robert Kelly]

And here's the thing too, is that NASA has high res photos of this and they. 16 days ago now and they won't release them.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah because of the. They say it's because the government shut down now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard that they're in there in the window. When you get close you can see them giving super fingers. But I think it's doctored. I think it's Dr. Because I'm picturing these to be a three fingered only people. You can't super finger unless you have five fingers.

[Robert Kelly]

You think they're coming down for Dan Cook's comeback.

[Bobby Lee]

Turns out to be a hot topic.

[Robert Kelly]

His girlfriend's not young.

[Bobby Lee]

She's an alien.

[Robert Kelly]

They all look 13 from the planet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gray alien from the planet 13. We've come for your Dane Cook.

[Sean Donnelly]

Can I ask Sean a couple of questions?

[Robert Kelly]

Yes you can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure.

[Sean Donnelly]

First of all I saw this thing. I thought a comet is a rock. Why does it look like a 3 mile long transparent microorganism. So with glowing lights inside.

[Bobby Lee]

So that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That.

[Bobby Lee]

That video now is like. That's like that. It looks weird. It looks like a. Like a. Like a cell or something.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't. Nobody knows. Yeah that also.

[Sean Donnelly]

How can that be?

[Bobby Lee]

I don't know if that's been confirmed. They have other photos that were confirmed. Was that one. That one was definitely confirmed. Because I feel like I never saw a source that confirmed Bobby is my source.

[Robert Kelly]

You think of Jacob's confirming. So he was too busy wiping puke off his new boots.

[Sean Donnelly]

That was sent by Bobby on the bonfire Institute.

[Bobby Lee]

The other ones they had of it with comets don't usually have. Is that like. It's a mid. It's the lights in the wrong spot. Most comics they'll have. They'll have the light and then a tail behind the light. Right. Of all the different debris and the rocks that come with it. Right. This is the reverse. It's like it's the. It's leading with the. It's the bulb and it's leading with the tail. And then they don't know why so like that's another reason why they think it's an odd thing. And then if that actual. The video that you're talking about is real. I don't know what the hell that is. But I guess it could still be a comet. But I don't know.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then answer this question for me Lou. No, it wasn't going to work.

[Robert Kelly]

You could have improvised it. Get your little finger.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying to get the. Try close encount A What do you say to that?

[Bobby Lee]

I say A lot of people are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Saying right now and where's where do you lay on that?

[Bobby Lee]

But the. It's acting weird, but. But still. Most scientists and astronomers think that it's still a.

[Robert Kelly]

Do you know how big your podcast is going to be if it is an alien ship?

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, it'll be. It will. It'll be huge. We'll be. We'll be the Joe Rogan of the universe.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, let's not get carried away. Joe Logan. Joe Rogan is the Joe Rogan of the univers.

[Bobby Lee]

That's a good point.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Until you two volunteer for the Voluntary Space army, we're gonna have.

[Robert Kelly]

What do you mean?

[Bobby Lee]

Space Force.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're gonna be Randy Quaid in Independence Day.

[Bobby Lee]

But, you know, there's a thing. There's a guy that's also involved in this whole world, the UFO world. You know about the Jeremy Corbell thing?

[Robert Kelly]

Of course.

[Bobby Lee]

Six months ago, Jeremy Corbell was on a TV show saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Could you please. I'm sorry to cut you off there. I'd like Bobby to explain.

[Robert Kelly]

Okay, well, Jeremy Corbell, he was saying on a show that he was on that he has that, you know, he does a lot with space and stars and UFOs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm having a hard time with your accent. Sean, if you would jump back in there, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Basically, he said, they're going to tell you that there's a ship coming to Earth.

[Robert Kelly]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And it's. And it's.

[Robert Kelly]

It was. It was.

[Bobby Lee]

This is six months ago.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And this is touching your beard.

[Bobby Lee]

This is totally.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. This guy's got it.

[Robert Kelly]

He was going to say it's. But this is. He works for the government, though.

[Bobby Lee]

So he goes. So he said, he's like, they're going to tell you that this ship's coming, but it's a lie. I know the document that it's based off of. And six months later, we hear about Three Eye Atlas.

[Robert Kelly]

But didn't we. Didn't they say years ago that in November of this year something was going to happen?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

November, rain.

[Bobby Lee]

There's conflicting reports. There's conflicting reports. It's like they're supposed to.

[Robert Kelly]

Sean, I need you to take this more serious.

[Bobby Lee]

Something happens in November and then something in 2027. But this also this. This object. There was a signal that came to us called the wow Signal.

[Robert Kelly]

I remember the wow Signal.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you really remember it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

It wasn't the bumper stickers from Opie Man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's not.

[Robert Kelly]

Whip them out Wednesday. We gotta bring that back. We gotta do it with penises.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but it came from every day. This object's coming from the same direction that signal came from. And it's only about 6 degrees off from where it came from.

[Robert Kelly]

Now, the wow signal. Explain that to the listeners. I would, but I'd like you to do it.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a insane RA radio blast that was picked up from. I think it was Seti or one of the different groups.

[Robert Kelly]

That was it Seti. Was it Seti? Jay, was it Seti?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It might have been Seti Alpha 6.

[Bobby Lee]

You know, I'm feeling like that time you guys had Jacob dress up and try to me like an alien.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There was that one time that was different.

[Bobby Lee]

I feel like I'm being set up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was the dance in the news, folks. That was the dance facts. That was the Dan Soder years.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. That was the voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's when Dan was here. Dan was a bad person to make fun of you.

[Robert Kelly]

That was the attitude error of the bonfire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A lot of people didn't know this. A lot of people know this, but Dan is a calculatingly volatile, mean man. Dan Soder is not the angel, the funny, sweet angel we all think he is.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, he's not.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's vindictive. He's angry. He pollutes and brainwashes our crew by taking them out to Ted's Montana once a month.

[Robert Kelly]

Once a month? Really? Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He takes them out to a Ponderosa, essentially, and they. And they worship at his feet.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, Jacob comes back like he was in a cult. We have to. What's that? What do they do to cult members?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We have to untrain him. Yeah, we have to debrief him.

[Robert Kelly]

Debrief him.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you say when you come back?

[Robert Kelly]

Go that Dan soda.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, everybody goes. Oh, did we. Oh, did we laugh over franchise steak? Yeah.

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[Sean Donnelly]

That's a good restaurant.

[Robert Kelly]

It's not a good restaurant. It's a terrible restaurant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Margaritaville. The steakhouse.

[Robert Kelly]

Me and Jay took you to Del Frisco's good restaurant.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You. We taking you to Del Frisco. They don't think, you know, we're nice. You just long as he's a big dick. Yeah. You.

[Robert Kelly]

Does he have a big dick?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Probably.

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

Quints.com bonfire he's got nuts that really, like you could see him from like the front.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. My friend Jacob, what other question would you like about this possible, I don't know, universe changing event? Yeah, like we're all just joking about steak. There might not be steak in a couple days, guys. We might be dead. We might be dead.

[Robert Kelly]

What if this though slaves? Yeah, but you don't know that. They could be just taking a. A trip around and they'd be like, hey, there's Earth. Want to go there? Like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It'S just there. Chinese people take pictures.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like Camden, New Jersey.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Earth is Poughkeepsie. It's like, nah, you can see from here. We're not gonna stop there.

[Bobby Lee]

Earth is the Syracuse funny bone. Inside basement.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a bummer. What a bummer. Is it that it's gotta be shitty for the Syracuse improv to know that everyone feels that way.

[Robert Kelly]

Hotel's nice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The hotel is across the street.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you go, you go to Syracuse and you ask People what you can do, like. Like to visit. And they tell you go to the mall. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where the club is. And they also, if you ask them what's to eat. What do you. What's your thing here? Chicken fingers.

[Robert Kelly]

It's chicken fingers and popcorn.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the old lady. Me and Fenoy were there, and there was a lady drinking rose, trying to get us to scare a black guy that was currently in her room. That was her friend's daughter. And when we said no. When we said no, she called us. She said, she's more man than both of us. She's an old lady wearing a pantsuit drinking a plastic cup of that might. She turned around and cracked ass so hard. And then turned around and looked at me in Fenoy. And she went on my life. She went, chicken fingers. It was like a sitcom. She was like, why won't you guys throw this guy out of my room? I go, I'm not getting involved in that. She goes, I'm more man than both of you. Oh, no, I'm sorry. She says, chicken fingers. Afterwards, first thing, she farted, and she said, it's just me and Fenoia. Oh, that's what I always forget from the story. First things turned around after she farted. She goes, I just farted in front of all three of you. And there's two of us. I just farted. And then she just went, chicken fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

That's amazing.

[Robert Kelly]

But, Jacob, what's your question?

[Sean Donnelly]

I mean, you said. Said. How do they know you said that this comet is lacking iron or nickel or something like that.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

For all the idiots on Now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let Lou translate for Sean.

[Sean Donnelly]

How do you know you're sitting here on Earth, what it lacks and what.

[Bobby Lee]

It'S made up of? Yeah, that's. I barely know. But it's like, it's all based off the amount of light that it's giving off, which they can tell weight and they can tell.

[Robert Kelly]

They can tell by the light and the debris and the way it. The way it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The way we get eyes on this thing. It's got, like an Insane Clown Posse bumper sticker on it. It's just like, just pieces of. On a. On a vacation.

[Robert Kelly]

What if it's us? What if it's just our just, like, guys. All comics that we know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're just space hippies. I brought Mike.

[Robert Kelly]

It's just a multiverse.

[Bobby Lee]

That'd be fantastic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That'd be great.

[Bobby Lee]

That's one of the theories about what Joe Rogans are.

[Robert Kelly]

Joe Rogan's not big. He's thin. Like, Jacob, dude, I just want to hippie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want hippie. Aliens come by goes, hey, hey. I brought my acoustic Flugel Zorp. You guys want to hear a tune?

[Sean Donnelly]

Are you. Are you excited? Are you. Is there like a. You know when. When it's supposed to reappear around the.

[Robert Kelly]

Sun for four or five hours?

[Bobby Lee]

So, yeah, it's supposed to. It's supposed to come back from the other side of the sun really soon. A matter of hours. And then it's closest to us in February, and then in March, it's closest to Jupiter. And that's where they're going to get the best look at this thing. The James Webb telescope and the Hubble, they're going to get like amazing pictures of it. That's why I don't know if that one, that. That one that looks really real, the one that looks like a cell, I don't know if that's real or not.

[Robert Kelly]

All right, I sent that and I didn't. No research. I just. I started to go, we're getting invaded. But when it's.

[Bobby Lee]

When it's by Jupiter, it's going to be really. That's what Avi Loeb told us. We had an Avi Loeb scoop.

[Sean Donnelly]

But tonight you're gonna know just by the speed if this thing's going faster. It's automatically confirmed it's a space.

[Bobby Lee]

Because it would have to. It would have to be manipulated to do that. So this is intelligently controlled.

[Robert Kelly]

Tomorrow morning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tomorrow morning you'll know if you'd be heading to the sun.

[Robert Kelly]

Goes around the sun to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is that a shortcut?

[Sean Donnelly]

Voyage home?

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's actually one of the reasons they thought it might have been aliens, because they're like. It kind of like a sneak attack. If you're going to come to Earth.

[Robert Kelly]

It used to be the sun is pulling every planet, all of us, towards its gravity. You know what I'm saying? So everything the sun is holding, every planet in our universe is held into our universe by the sun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not shutting you down, dude. But I just have, you know, tomorrow morning I'll be speaking to Dr. Joe Rogan about this.

[Robert Kelly]

Well, you should use this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We've got some Alpha Dog signs to get tomorrow. Okay, so just so you know, if we find out by tomorrow this thing's going down, I'm with the right guy.

[Robert Kelly]

If I hear you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You mean him are gonna have. Oh, me and him are gonna have fucking like. Like laser crossbows.

[Robert Kelly]

I want you to know this right now. If I hear you say paraleum Tomorrow, I'll come there and beat the shit out of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Take your word.

[Robert Kelly]

Word.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna call perennium still. I'm gonna commit to that. He goes, no, I think it's a synonym. I think it means that thing that Bobby was talking about and that thing under your dick.

[Bobby Lee]

I think you just use all the.

[Robert Kelly]

Stuff and be wrong and then blame me for everything.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. And at the end of everything, I say, crazy. I'm gonna go. That's what Terrence Howard told me in an email. No, Terrence Howard said he also. He showed me his new propulsion system. I bought. I. I invested heavy.

[Robert Kelly]

So. So if by tomorrow morning, we're going to know if this thing picks up speed, that means something has to be in it, controlling it. Because a comet would not pick up speed and kind of break apart after it comes around because that's so hot. It's the closest to the sun.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. But full disclosure, this thing's already lost mass. It's already lost mass.

[Robert Kelly]

So that means it could be a comet.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you want to hear my first question? You want to know my first question for the aliens? Could you play it, Lou? I'll translate. That's. What's your gender? You don't want them to come off this thing, and we just misgender them right away. What's up, guys?

[Sean Donnelly]

Guys?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean, guys? Call me sir again. What's the. What's the. Translating, GameStop. Stop calling me sir. I'm a lady. Just trashes the rap trashes of GameStop.

[Robert Kelly]

The reason why they're coming here is Jay's doubled album.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Them.

[Bobby Lee]

They.

[Robert Kelly]

We heard you understand us.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, it gets racial. What do you mean, you people?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Excuse me? What is that supposed to mean?

[Robert Kelly]

With the vinyl comes a picture of our father. What if they all look like you're drawing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That'd be great.

[Robert Kelly]

With feet.

[Sean Donnelly]

What are you watching tonight? What do we all watch tonight? Watching tonight.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll mostly be scrolling all the accounts that I follow on Instagram. Instagram. To see.

[Sean Donnelly]

There's no, like, camera fixed on the.

[Bobby Lee]

It's been in the news.

[Robert Kelly]

Behind the.

[Bobby Lee]

You can check. You can check Google News.

[Robert Kelly]

It's behind the sun right now, but.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'Re waiting for cameras everywhere. There's no cameras behind the sun.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not like it's. It's not live streaming.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's not streaming every night.

[Bobby Lee]

No, it's not. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. It's not the New Year's Ball.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, that's what I Was not a hurricane.

[Sean Donnelly]

Oh, there it is. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

It's not Jamaica getting rap ravaged. It's. No, it's like when they get these images, it's like they're using James. The James Webb telescope, which is like this insane. And the Hubble like James.

[Robert Kelly]

James is a good one.

[Bobby Lee]

You do know what the James Web telescope.

[Robert Kelly]

Of course I do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, right. But you're saying it like you're doing the thing.

[Robert Kelly]

It's what thing? I love James. And the Hubble is the one we use.

[Bobby Lee]

The James Webb thing is like insane.

[Sean Donnelly]

I know it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me and you talk, we're start backing each other's plays more. I don't like what I just did. Right there.

[Robert Kelly]

James Webb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

James Webb and the Hubble.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you know it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, both of us knew it.

[Robert Kelly]

We talked about it before the show today. We went over it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sean, we didn't need you in here. We just like you. What do you think? I need this information. I'm literally.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm blooming with this information.

[Bobby Lee]

Need SEAN to be 83. Correct. So now tomorrow, with ADD just making up.

[Robert Kelly]

Are you going to stay up all night until they find out? Are you just gonna wake up tomorrow and read the news now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If they say, wake up, honey, we're slaves. Put this on your neck.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah. How soon till.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, they say it tomorrow. You're probably. They'll probably have the reading of it, I guess. I would assume.

[Robert Kelly]

How fast is it going?

[Bobby Lee]

176, 000 miles per hour.

[Robert Kelly]

And now how far away is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like a hemi.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It's. It's as far as the sun right now. The other side of the sun.

[Robert Kelly]

And how far is that? I can say it's around 360 thousand miles away.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that is. Is that correct?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay. That's very good about me.

[Robert Kelly]

Right, Jay, you go back to play.

[Bobby Lee]

You just nodded.

[Robert Kelly]

It's radio. We can't hear you. Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Distance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

300 some thousand.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not really understanding. How far is this map with what you guys are saying in the path?

[Robert Kelly]

Because it's saying it's an interstellar comet. So it's just coming into our solar system and leaving. And it's not actually getting into the.

[Bobby Lee]

Rotation of the sun. So I don't know what's going. I don't get how this map corresponds. That's the path that it's taking right now.

[Robert Kelly]

Sean, that's on you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sean. I'll let you take this one, I hope, by the way, because we're gonna get fired soon anyway. I don't know if you know this, Sean, but recently we did a show on the booth out there. The what? We call it the fishbowl. And then this one particular lady who protects Kim Kardashian saw Bobby go down and suck my penis.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's pantomime.

[Bobby Lee]

It was a pantomime during the show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

During the show, we were talking to Marcus King. Things got heated up. It was getting steamy in there. Bobby felt the need. I'm not gonna stop him. He put my penis in his mouth in front of a bunch of people.

[Robert Kelly]

When I get nervous, there's certain things that relax me.

[Bobby Lee]

Is Kim Kardashian in the area?

[Robert Kelly]

We couldn't get to her little fat penises relax me. So I true.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We need to be relaxed. I'll tell you what you. It is this country boy. I'll tell you. It's impossible to attack Kim Kardashian.

[Bobby Lee]

There used to be simple pleasures in the Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Somebody got to her at some point. Rem.

[Robert Kelly]

Remember when Prince told her to get the off stage?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love that.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that was the greatest moment ever.

[Bobby Lee]

Remember when she became a lawyer? And your friends would be like, kim Kardashian can't be a lawyer. And they'd be like, you can't become a friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She shouldn't be a lawyer.

[Robert Kelly]

What does it say, Christine? Oh, this is. It says, major breakthrough, interstellar comet. And this is talking about how they. It seems like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There it is.

[Robert Kelly]

I love that the photos they have are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You see the picture?

[Robert Kelly]

Original video games.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, let me see a picture again. Oh, is that pinstripes?

[Robert Kelly]

It all looks like Cubert.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like the white walls.

[Bobby Lee]

It's. It's one of those, like, eye those. Those posters. We just squint to see what it was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Magic eye pictures.

[Robert Kelly]

That's the thing that really messes me up is that NASA has high res photos of this room right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Mr. James Webb. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

And they could, in all fairness. There's also. There's a James. There's a rumor that NASA, like, covers this up all the time with, like, the video. They'll cut the feeds of the videos. And there's a video. There's this guy, Ross Goldhard is like a true journalist.

[Robert Kelly]

Ross is really good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what the government does. They come and they try to distract us. They tell us the dancing's illegal, so all the black people move away. This is a footloose story. Footloose was a lot more social commentary than you think. What if when you Find out.

[Bobby Lee]

Everything comes back to Footloose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if you find out that solo angry dancing in a mill is what drives them away? Like the water for the signs, Aliens.

[Robert Kelly]

What if they. What if they saw Footloose and the reason why they've never come back is because they couldn't dance? And now they saw that, and they're like, we can go back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They were like, wait a second. There's no dancing in this town. We found our place.

[Bobby Lee]

They think it's a historical document.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll tell you what. All those cropped circles are in farmland where I assume dancing is illegal.

[Robert Kelly]

Maybe they're done by dancers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ooh, gay dancers who love patterns. That sounds right. Zosa, have you. Back to the president.

[Robert Kelly]

Have you seen the crop circles that they have on video just appear?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Being made. You ever see them on the videos of being made?

[Robert Kelly]

Being made?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I don't. I don't know if I buy into it.

[Robert Kelly]

I don't either, because I just saw. I just saw me jump out of a plane.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut the up. That's not real.

[Robert Kelly]

No, it's not real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up.

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he landed on Godzilla's back.

[Robert Kelly]

And you know what? I didn't get a McLaren either.

[Bobby Lee]

That's it right there. Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

Look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

That could just be rats.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Robert Kelly]

That's.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I don't know. You know?

[Robert Kelly]

I mean, you don't know what's real anymore because of AI, but that's. That's creepy.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, back in the day, they were these guys in England that admitted that they made it, and they showed how they made it. They made it overnight. But then. Then some people, like, these things have appeared in, like, minutes.

[Robert Kelly]

I just don't understand. What the fuck. Why would you make a cr. If you could make a crop circle, why would you make one?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The idea. Well, the idea is the spaceships landing there. And you can't see the spaceship. It's invisible. Spaceships land, I guess, is the idea behind them.

[Bobby Lee]

Some of them. They say they can. Some of them can cloak themselves. Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

So that might.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what it's like, those landing. But they're always. I will say this beautiful landscaping.

[Robert Kelly]

Beautiful.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Beautiful lands. I love the crop circle. My backyard.

[Robert Kelly]

That means the underneath of these ships are so beautiful.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I guess I have to settle for crop dusting. The crew of Bonfire.

[Robert Kelly]

Chicken fingers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Chicken fingers.

[Bobby Lee]

But, yeah, they have. Look, These are all the ones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look at that guy. It's like rims.

[Robert Kelly]

Black Glue has a question. Yes, Black glue.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

These are these, like, Latrell Sprewell necklaces. Yes. AI necklaces. I love it. Sean, can you tell us a little bit more about the NASA Golden Dome? They said they put out some sort of protective shield for the Earth.

[Bobby Lee]

So apparently. We were talking to Avi. We were talking to Avi about that. It's not just NASA. It's actually another group. I forget the anagram for it. And they put a defense thing into nia.

[Robert Kelly]

The nia.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

N words in space. Come on, Lou. I fed that for you to say it.

[Bobby Lee]

So it's. NASA's involved with it, but there's another group called like the Space Defense System, whatever it is. And they. It's for the first time ever, they did put it on alert, but they haven't. I think that was a little bit of an Internet thing as well. But it's. It's not fully like doing anything. It's like people just know about it because they. I guess they. They've put their. They. They turned it on. I don't know what they even. They do with it. You know, I don't know.

[Sean Donnelly]

What can it do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are they going to rape Jacob first or the women?

[Bobby Lee]

I think it's.

[Robert Kelly]

It's like the golden. It's like the dome in Israel, except it's golden because it's Trump.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Space Force Dome missiles. You're fired. And then it fires a missile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't know if you were taking Paco on the road, but he gets pretty. Golden Dome.

[Robert Kelly]

Guys, we'll see you tomorrow. It's the bonfire. Now they have Space Force. They invented another branch of the army, I mean, of the military, for space.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like the xfl, though. Like, you could be like General Awesome. You could just pick your own name. Space Force. Uncle Laser. He was actually in Space Force. A lot of people know Uncle Laser's from Space Force will kill Tony regularly.

[Robert Kelly]

General Boom Boom Washington.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

General Freddy Boom Boom Washington. That's your actual name? No, but this is like the xfl. You can name whatever you want. No one cares here.

[Bobby Lee]

It's like Creative Player.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My name's Sue Glywalker.

[Bobby Lee]

So they. But that. One of the rumors is that that was formed because. Because Trump was read into. When he first got in there. He was read in about UFOs. And then he. Something freaked him out enough where he's not telling people out. Here's the thing he's kind of alluded to.

[Robert Kelly]

He went on Rogan and he was like avoiding the questions. Yeah, he was very.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was very much avoided. There's gonna be a ufc of the White House.

[Robert Kelly]

You know what I mean? He wasn't answering it, which is very unlike Trump.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's probably why. That's probably why there's a UFC at the White House because he had to get Rogan to stop asking questions. That would be anything digging at all. You know, think about doing a UFC thing. Ok. Talk about that for a little while.

[Bobby Lee]

What are these supplements about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe? Talk to me about Onit.

[Robert Kelly]

What is a kettlebell?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd like to get in at ground level. What do you have one of those new fangled kettlebells with the gorilla face on it?

[Bobby Lee]

But yeah. So yeah. Isn't that weird that the one thing he won't blab about is the thing. I think whatever contingent is intimidating people about this.

[Robert Kelly]

Don't forget about that island that everybody went and fucked kids. He's keeping tight lipped about that too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

K. That was, that was the first rule of going to Kid Island.

[Bobby Lee]

Frequent flyer miles.

[Sean Donnelly]

I thought he was very.

[Robert Kelly]

What's the rule of Kid Island?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody's mad that no one's talking about Epstein Island. That's the rule of Epstein Island. Don't tell.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the fight club of Island.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. They go, hey, what happened over there? He goes, yeah, I can't tell you. If you find out, you find out. But I can't tell you.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, what do you think?

[Sean Donnelly]

You know when people were freaking out about the drone over New Jersey?

[Robert Kelly]

I know what that was.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Sean Donnelly]

But then he said we are going to get, we are going to get to the bottom of this. Then he got elected and it was like, yeah, it's.

[Robert Kelly]

No, they're just. The government admitted to it. The government admitted to. They would. And they had. They, they went through the FAA and they. Everybody was aware of it. It was a contract. They were just testing out military type drones that were the shape of the. They actually admitted to it later in like in pieces. They did the first the FAA admitted to it, then the government admitted to it very lightly over Hoboken. Were just testing. Yeah, there was no. They were just testing out military type drones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Watching Christine masturbate in my backyard, as I assume she does at the moon aggressively when I leave.

[Robert Kelly]

In the grass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Part just howling and fisting her own clam.

[Robert Kelly]

You could go onto the little palapa.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that why Three Eye Atlas showed up?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's been sending smoke signals all night.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, she was Christine. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can see the luxor on Christine's gash from space.

[Robert Kelly]

Christine was flicking her bean in a certain tone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bring me your leader. Anyway, guys, I'm there. I'm part of their Barbie now.

[Robert Kelly]

What if that's the only thing that kills the aliens is her, like, laugh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Mars attacks. Mar. Their brains explode.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

And they find it out by accident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine, scanners, the aliens, they go.

[Robert Kelly]

That'S a movie. All right, so tomorrow we'll all know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, it was a movie. Mars attacks.

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, but not with Christine's voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but it was. They used. What's the name? The Slim.

[Robert Kelly]

They actually did it in a quiet place, too. The noise them up. That I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You play music really loud, it'll them up, right?

[Robert Kelly]

Yeah, the noise them up. Yeah, but that'd be a great movie if. Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine.

[Robert Kelly]

They just brought her into the ship, take her and they took her and she gets into the ship.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joe Rogan and all of our best scientists have, like, studied the waves that come out of Christine when she, like when she laughs.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yeah.

[Robert Kelly]

It annoys everyone in all universes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want Joe Rogan to be the Doctor in every movie about the world going haywire. I want to turn around and go like, it looks like we're about to have a planet of apes.

[Robert Kelly]

So tomorrow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's always got the Doctor news.

[Robert Kelly]

So real quick, tomorrow we're all going to know we're dead. If it's a spaceship, if it's falling apart and it's slowed down, it's a comet. And if it's sped up and it's still intact, there might be intelligent life.

[Bobby Lee]

Or if you don't hear anything for a couple days, then you should know.

[Robert Kelly]

That if we don't hear nothing, that's bad.

[Bobby Lee]

They get this information pretty quick. They get it out there. They have all these different photos. Why wouldn't they know? Like, it's tonight. You might know once. I think it's like you got about, like five more hours.

[Robert Kelly]

Five more hours.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Should I telescope?

[Robert Kelly]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Buy a $6,000 telescope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Should I buy a James Webb telescope?

[Robert Kelly]

Well, that's the thing.

[Bobby Lee]

That's like I was saying before, you're like, can I watch it tonight? Like, it's fireworks. It's like it's so far away. Way it's so far away.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The sun.

[Sean Donnelly]

I thought they were gonna, like, broadcast the big telescope or something.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't think they can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think, I guess new Jimmy Webb.

[Robert Kelly]

Sean Donnelly is Where you gonna be. You're gonna be. Here we go.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna.

[Robert Kelly]

Sean and Dan's podcast. They're gonna be talking about this non stop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not if it's a comet.

[Robert Kelly]

Barbara.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Quick.

[Robert Kelly]

They'll talk about that. Too. I mean burbs [e-mail] Burbs Bro and follow Sean Shawnee time on Instagram. Very, very funny podcast. Very interesting podcast. Jay's gonna be at Mothership this weekend and then he's gonna be in Tampa and the only tickets available are for the Sunday show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Think so.

[Robert Kelly]

And they're gonna sell out too. So he's there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, all gone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lewis now gonna be with me in Thanksgiving for Philly.

[Robert Kelly]

Oh, that's great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All weekend he's gonna stay and do the shows with me. So that'll be fun.

[Robert Kelly]

That's gonna be fun. And Monday will be fun when you call us and tell us what happened. New Orleans cake festival sale Exc City for tickets and all the tour days. Jamaica's gone, man. What am I gonna do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's gone doggy everything.

[Robert Kelly]

How am I gonna spend your money?.com.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby's gonna be in Amaze, Pennsylvania of course Saturday, November 1st. Comics come home in the TD Garden November 8th. After that, New Orleans for Skank Fest. Providence, Rhode Island, Point Pleasant and a bunch more. Punch up that live Robert Kelly. Enjoy the pre record tomorrow. We'll catch you guys live again on Monday. Maybe when I come home from the sphere. Unless we're all alien slaves.

[Sean Donnelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you, Sean.

[Bobby Lee]

Thank you guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Robert Kelly]

I don't drink at all until 4 o'.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Clock.

[Bobby Lee]

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