Disrespecting Morning Radio

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Disrespecting Morning Radio
Date: December 3, 2025
Hosts: Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly
Theme: Comedy, Morning Radio, Ego, and Camaraderie in Showbiz

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Overview

In this episode of The Bonfire, Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly dive into the world of stand-up comedy, late-night antics, the unpredictability of ego in showbusiness, and, most notably, their relationship with the morning radio scene—particularly Philadelphia’s famous Preston & Steve show. Their conversation, as ever, is a blend of heartfelt honesty and irreverent, quick-fire humor, with regulars and producers chiming in, and sidebars about aging, hot dogs, road stories, and oddball photo shoots.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Paco’s Weekend Escapades: Hot Dogs, Flirting, and Fighting

[02:00–09:00]

• The show starts with a riff about Paco (a friend/crew member) and his interactions at a late-night Rhode Island hot dog joint.
• Bobby describes Paco as unexpectedly tough and surprisingly charismatic with middle-aged women.
• Jay jokes about Paco “corralling lesbians into bars,” referencing his mysterious, rugged persona.
• Memorable Moment:
  “Paco’s one of the toughest dudes I know now. I don’t mess with him.” — Bobby [02:10]
• They discuss the hot dog place (“Only NY System”), sizing up the joint and the locals, and lavish praise on the joy of “skinny longs” (thin hot dogs).

2. The Rise of the ‘Fatty Zaddies’

[04:00–05:30]

• Bobby and Jay riff on their status as “zaddies” (an attractive older man, often with a dad vibe), affectionately coining “fatty zaddies.”
• Notable Quotes:
  • “You’re a zaddy. Yeah, you know it.” — Jay [04:01]
  • “We’re both fatty zaddies… the heavy end of zadd.” — Jay [04:25]

3. Late-Night Bar Encounters & Road Stories

[05:35–13:00]

• A drunken, late-night flirtation scenario is recounted with comic detail: Paco’s indifference to a flirtatious, “hot enough” middle-aged woman.
• Jay and Bobby debate what constitutes “hot” at 1AM at a hot dog stand.
• Christine and Isabelle (production staff) chime in, lending extra perspectives:
  “She was attractive for an older lady. But you could see, not your thing…” — Christine [07:13]
• The group gives Paco a hard time for not “closing the deal,” with Bobby admitting he would have gone for it himself.

4. Comedic Objectification and Drawing Paco's “Wiener”

[11:11–16:00]

• Bobby and Jay try to humorously sketch what they imagine Paco’s genitals look like, with Christine’s commentary.
  “That’s a pussy!” — Jay [12:47] “You added a sunset and a bonsai tree.” — Bobby [15:15]
• Escalates to Paco literally mooning the group, leading to gags about “taking it too far.”

5. Hotel Room Oddities On The Road

[17:11–20:00]

• Discussion of how opening acts share hotel rooms, with weird sleeping habits leading to dorm-style camaraderie.
• Jay jokes about how much road life has changed, and how he no longer makes openers share rooms.

6. The Juggalos, Insane Clown Posse, and Comedy Festivals

[19:38–22:20]

• Jay and Bobby compare Skankfest (their comedy fest) with the “Gathering of the Juggalos,” Insane Clown Posse’s fan-festival.
• They draw parallels in fan behavior, “immersion,” and the subculture feeling.
• “Their fan base is such crossover with ours — nuts.” — Jay [21:06]
• Bobby recounts performing on an Insane Clown Posse show, describing an intimidating, surreal, and “real” experience.

7. Morning Radio: The Preston & Steve Debacle

[23:46–34:00]

• Core theme emerges—Jay missed his scheduled appearance on the venerable Preston & Steve morning show due to oversleeping, despite personal connections and prior loyalty.
• Bobby (good-naturedly) skewers Jay for becoming “too successful” to need morning radio now that his shows are sold out.
• Best Exchange:
  • “You don’t need Meredith or Preston and Steve anymore.” — Bobby [30:51]
  • “No, I do need them!” — Jay [31:40]
• The dynamic switches between satire of showbiz priorities, affection for morning radio, and self-deprecating fat jokes (“I silenced my phone with arm fat” — Jay [26:21])
• Memorable Moment:
  • “This is a good stop sign for you in life. You gotta go, ‘Hey, man, I’m getting a little carried away…’” — Bobby [31:50]

8. Friendships, Egos, and Navigating Success

[36:16–38:12 & 42:08–43:06]

• Bobby draws out the underlying discomfort Jay feels about letting down his radio “family,” while also lampooning Jay’s ego.
• A playful, deeper reflection emerges around not forgetting those who support your career:
  • “I respect everyone who helped me get where I’m at. Preston, Steve, you know, were integral.” — Jay [51:42]

9. Photo Shoots and Comic Insecurity

[46:37–54:59]

• The group riffs on the awkwardness of comedy promo photo shoots, how some people (Bobby) ham it up while others (Jay) freeze awkwardly.
  • “Jay, you suck at photo shoots.” — Bobby [54:41]
• Extended, hilarious deconstruction of bad pictures, with Jay blaming his “new teeth” and discomfort.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Paco’s one of the toughest dudes I know now. I don’t mess with him.” — Bobby [02:10]
• “You’re a zaddy. Yeah, you know it.” — Jay [04:01]
• “We’re both fatty zaddies—the heavy end of zadd.” — Jay [04:25]
• “That’s a pussy!” — Jay [12:47] (re: Bobby’s sketch of Paco)
• “You don’t need Meredith or Preston and Steve anymore.” — Bobby [30:51]
• “No, I do need them!” — Jay [31:40]
• “I respect everyone who helped me get where I’m at. Preston, Steve, you know, were integral.” — Jay [51:42]

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Important Timestamps

• Hot Dog Storytime: [03:00–06:30]
• “Zaddy” Riff: [04:00–05:30]
• Paco’s Bar Encounter: [05:35–09:30]
• Cartoon Drawing Game: [11:11–16:00]
• Morning Radio (Main Segment): [23:46–34:00]
• Juggalos/ICP Discussion: [19:38–22:20]
• Photo-Shoot Roasting & Group Dynamics: [46:37–54:59]

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Tone & Language

The episode retains Bonfire’s signature “guy energy” and rough-around-the-edges humor, with inside jokes, playful jabs, sexual banter, and affectionate mockery among friends. It’s equal parts raunchy and reflective, with moments of surprising sincerity about comedy, show business, and lasting friendships.

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Conclusion

“Disrespecting Morning Radio” is less a direct critique of morning radio and more a comic exploration of the changing dynamics of fame and gratitude in the comedy world. The heart of the episode lies in Jay’s missed radio hit, and Bobby’s relentless teasing that frames it as a sign of both comedic success and potential hubris. Regular fans will appreciate the layered callbacks, running jokes about “zaddy-hood,” and the kind of freewheeling camaraderie that makes Bonfire unique.

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Transcript

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[Bobby Lee]

Okerson and Robert Kelly. Body, brain, body, brain, body, brain, body, brain, body, brain, body, brain, body, brain. Ah. T is way up high. I remember everything. Oh, yeah, My estrogen is high too. I got tits and testera Tone, tone. Who's that? Paco?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Dude, that was good.

[Bobby Lee]

It was all right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was pretty great. And you picked the right day. You're gonna get signed to Psychopathic Records. Throw some fucking clown makeup on you. Dude.

[Bobby Lee]

This close to doing it, huh? I was this close to doing it today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Today?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, but we had the pre post thing partum disease show at the Tic Tac Macro Wreck Wag a dug a bone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Maybe one of the funniest things I've ever been a part of in podcasting.

[Bobby Lee]

Why does he always get to dress like he's a crab fisherman?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Paco. Yeah, he just came back from the docks throwing and catching fish. In Seattle?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. What are you doing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's an immigrant. He's going to bring the rest of his family over here.

[Bobby Lee]

What are you corralling lesbians into bars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Late at night when he gets enough money? Yeah, I don't fuck with Paco no more.

[Bobby Lee]

Nope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco's one of the toughest dudes I know now.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't mess with him. I was with him all weekend. I didn't mess with him at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No?

[Bobby Lee]

Nope.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fuck that shit.

[Bobby Lee]

It really bummed me out how tough. I saw Paco at Skankfest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. I want to make fun of him. So much for his little pants, but what if he fights me for 35 minutes?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. 35 minutes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then I have that kind of endurance.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, he just tapped out to just do video, by the way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not even an unmasculine move. Got no close to the end and then just went, I'm out. And I was like, yeah, I would have done that 75 minutes ago.

[Bobby Lee]

My God. He was throwing punch after punch after punch and he just kept going.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's a jungle motor.

[Bobby Lee]

I found out he's Hawaiian. No, like I said, I found nothing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Out about the fuck. Filipino and Japanese. O. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

I tell you what. Oh, Paco this weekend. Oh, oh, Paco this weekend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, thank you.

[Bobby Lee]

We were trying to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

In Spanish, please.

[Bobby Lee]

We had to go get hot doggos.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who had to.

[Bobby Lee]

At this place, though?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There's no such thing as had to get a hot dog.

[Bobby Lee]

There's a hot dog place in Rhode Island. One of the places you got to go to. It's called, I don't know, on Onley.

[Christine]

Only NY system.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, whatever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And they're like, you gotta go. You gotta go. Joe Russell's wife, and she studied some utilities company. Yeah, it's weird. And we walked in and we gotta. We sit sitting down one in the morning, it's open all night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How big are these bad boys? Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Little dogs. Chilling.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Skinny longs.

[Bobby Lee]

Skinny longs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like that, though. Get a couple then.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I love a hot dog. You got to get a couple of them. So we sit down. We don't know what to order. I'm talking to the guy next to me. Sailboat operator from Newport, Rhode Island. Rich guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a lot of information from just sitting at a hot dog place at.

[Bobby Lee]

1Am you know, I'm personable.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You really are.

[Bobby Lee]

I really love small talk. I'm not gonna let it. I'm not gonna let a situation pass me by.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not. And you know. You know situation. You let pass by today because of our long talk yesterday.

[Isabelle]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The leather jackets out and you're accepting zaddy hood.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm accepting zaddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think you're accepting zaddy hood. You're a zaddy. Yeah, you know it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Wait till you see my new jacket that's coming.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got a new zaddy jacket?

[Bobby Lee]

I got a news. I got three new zaddy jackets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I won't shut up because I'm a zaddy. You shut up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm a zaddy too, though.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you are a zaddy. You're a fatty too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fatty's at.

[Bobby Lee]

We're both fatty Zaddies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fatty zaddies.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, this guy. I'M telling you right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, we're to the. We're the heavy end of. Of zadd. Sure. But we're hanging on to Zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

We're fatties.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're hanging on to Zaddy. You were not a zaddy on your six fat. No, you were not a zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

I was a fatty zaddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no zaddy at all.

[Bobby Lee]

I was just a cheese. It.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You could get. You could have gotten asked because of your charisma.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Personality position.

[Bobby Lee]

Y.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it was not at all for your looks in that moment.

[Bobby Lee]

No. They would have regretted it as soon as we were done. Absolutely.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right now, Zaddy to the max.

[Bobby Lee]

To the max.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

To the max.

[Bobby Lee]

Can you change it to another daddy to the dawn? Yeah. No, not that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

From the break of dawn.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. No, that. That bums me up to the ultimate.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Max until the break of dawn.

[Bobby Lee]

Christine, is he telling the truth right now?

[Isabelle]

Total zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

Really? You think? Well, Christine never gives me compliments.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not true.

[Bobby Lee]

She never gives me. She gives me. Oh, that looks like. But she never like, gives me like, like. I'll say to Christine, you look beautiful today.

[Isabelle]

No, you had your jacket and your hat the other day when I said, bobby, this is a really good look for you.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, yeah, she did. Okay.

[Isabelle]

Total zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

All right. I'm in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's all.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Big time zaddy vibes.

[Bobby Lee]

Sometimes you gotta drag it outta Christine.

[Isabelle]

Big time zaddy vibes.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what I want right there. Those little dimples and those high cheekbones that pop out. This guy, this Paco guy, buddy, there's a middle aged Boston chick at the end of the bar. I thought she was with this big dude she was with, right? So we kind of go around her and sit at the bar. I look over, Paco is just fucking talking it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Paco will chat up a bitch, buddy. I've seen this happen a lot, actually. Anytime he's gone on the road with me, he'll chat up a chick for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

This girl was very pretty, middle aged woman, but hot. You know, I look over, she's sideways, just dishing into a bowl of chili, chatting it up with Paco. And Paco's talking to her like they've known each other for years. The whole time we were at this hot dog place and she wanted to fuck him. She wanted Paco.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And he was like, all right, nice to meet you. Take care.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really.

[Bobby Lee]

And we were like, what are you doing, bro? Uber home.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was she hot?

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, she was hot enough at fucking one in the morning in Rhode island at a hot dog place.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's fair enough. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

The hotness factor goes down a little discerning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco is. But I've seen Paco. Yeah, Paco just start chatting up a chick girls love. Paco, what are you doing after this thing? Like, getting the next plans.

[Bobby Lee]

Like, I heard her go, so what are you. Are you Filipino?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And.

[Bobby Lee]

And is that the Asian pot?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, well, he's not gonna. That.

[Bobby Lee]

She was kind of hot. I like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That doesn't sound hot. What? You're just. What you're describing right there.

[Bobby Lee]

I like it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sounds like she's leaning over cigarettes. Paco, why didn't you. That old lady in Paco, why didn't you.

[Bobby Lee]

My coochie that night by.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What Bobby's describing is making me feel like. I get why you didn't. She was an old grizz lady. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

No, she was cute.

[Christine]

She was attractive for an older lady. Yeah, but still, like, you could see where.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not your thing. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What do you mean?

[Christine]

Or is like, rusted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, she's going to be rusted out.

[Isabelle]

Wait, how old is Paco?

[Christine]

35.

[Isabelle]

35.

[Bobby Lee]

He's 58.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's hilarious. I thought Paco was still. For some reason, I thought 25, maybe 26.

[Bobby Lee]

You can't tell. You'll never tell. He'll be that way for the next 30 years.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Until it's not. Yeah. Until it all goes bad quick.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, the hair goes on those guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Then the next thing you know, he's got one of those long beards and he's making you grab a stone from his hand.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's got a mole with a hair coming out of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. His voice stops lining up with his mouth movements.

[Bobby Lee]

Her voice was a little rusty.

[Christine]

It was.

[Bobby Lee]

She was like, listen, you want some of my chili?

[Christine]

It is kind of heavy. Boston, too, sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I said, paco, I've seen in the bed when we go on the road. Paco, I said to chat up a chick.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Christine]

No, I stopped.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm impressed with that.

[Christine]

I stopped.

[Bobby Lee]

You did not. That night. You were yapping the whole time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was being friendly.

[Christine]

I wasn't.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, chatting her up. You. She was into you. She wanted you.

[Christine]

I don't know about that.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you out of your mind? She was bummed out when we left. She's like, all right, you gotta go. You gotta go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you questioning Bobby's knowing if this girl wanted you Not.

[Christine]

That's true, Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because Bobby is. Yeah. Laying pretty hard at this girl out in Vegas wanted him. And now I'm starting to question. You're saying I should question Bobby's vision of somebody?

[Christine]

No, not at all. Bobby. Well, Joe also was on Bobby's side. And I have a terrible awareness of if a girl's into me or not really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I said, you are a guy. Like, I've seen it. You do chat up chicks, which I think is impressive in a world like I'm. I'm bad at that. Just cold talking to chick.

[Bobby Lee]

But he also chats up children. He's just a Chatty Cathy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's just a Chatty Cathy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Paco will talk to anybody but you. You guys would yapping the whole time. We actually stopped. We just were letting you do your thing because we thought you were scoring. We thought you were.

[Christine]

Oh, no, I. I thought I was just entertaining Joe because I saw Joe laughing out the side. We were howling when she started, like, yelling out. She was maga.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, she was. Oh, yeah. What was she saying?

[Christine]

Yeah, she was like, oh, this town's a bunch of dams. And then she just leans over and, like, yells down the corridor, and she goes, I'm maga. I'm maga.

[Bobby Lee]

That kind of scared me a little bit. She's like a maga. Anybody got a parliament 100?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jesus Christ. But Bobby thinks she should have done it.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I mean, I'll tell you this. I would have. She was hot enough body.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby wants to live through you because he's a zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm a zaddy. I can't do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you can do it.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I'm gonna do it. Watch what happens this weekend in Thanksgiving. Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ruin your family.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna fuck my neighbor in New Hampshire.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. Why wouldn't you, dude, give her some tiny penis in a tiny house.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna find a nightclub in New Hampshire in the mountains.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should just get the fuck out of Dodge, man.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, fuck.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Who's going? All you and dawn and Max.

[Bobby Lee]

Me, Don Max. We're spending it. My uncle, who has. Lives on the same street, but has a, you know, huge compound. We're gonna go to his house and they're cooking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have a compound. It's just not built yet. You have tiny house. You have the first part.

[Bobby Lee]

I have a shelter.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. It's the beginning of a compound. That'll eventually be your breakfast nook.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The place where you guys live the entire time will eventually be your breakfast nook.

[Bobby Lee]

That will be the guest quarters. I have plans to build a house there and then move that up to the Top driveway, upper driveway.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You did say before this is still the plan for your slee slave quarters to be underground in case you have to hide them from the law.

[Bobby Lee]

Absolutely. We're having the Rock foundation built as we speak.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank God.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes, absolutely.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank God.

[Bobby Lee]

We got to get propane in there because you know, you can't. They have to cook.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, Paco, eat a more hilarious meal in the back of the room, please.

[Bobby Lee]

Jesus Christ. Paco, what are you doing? And get some pants, you savage. No, he's wearing underwear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not underwear.

[Bobby Lee]

That's underwear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, those are sucker shorts.

[Isabelle]

Dude, it's late in the year for those shorts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's wearing a snowsuit over it, remember? But you can't.

[Bobby Lee]

Buddy, shorts need to be mid leg, not up near your nuts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. This is again, Bobby. We're zaddies. We don't understand this.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco's a young man still, right? He's a young man. That's what they do now. They show off their fucking legs like girl dancers.

[Bobby Lee]

He really does. Like he works at Hooters right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. Dude. Paco should be coming up on roller skates to take my order at a 50 style restaurant. Hey, gentlemen, can I get you guys a malted?

[Bobby Lee]

I hope you spill cheese and pork on your lap.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I get you a chocolate malted?

[Bobby Lee]

Look at his little ding ding. Look at his little. Look at his little ding ding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco's wiener. So much. I know. Want me to draw it for you from memory?

[Bobby Lee]

Please. Uncircumcised. I bet it's. Can I draw it too? I haven't seen it, but I think I know what.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks circumcised.

[Bobby Lee]

Is it a whole new thing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, everybody wants to see this drawn.

[Bobby Lee]

Can I draw it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure, sure. I'm gonna draw it, but I'm gonna do it like to body size because again I'm also. I'm gonna draw it soft in Ferris bug. I've never seen it hard. You might have a monster hog hard. So I don't. I just don't. You don't need to say that. But this is going to be good. I think we're going to really get to the bottom of stuff here. This is going to be really.

[Bobby Lee]

Put your legs back. Please. Put your leg back. Thank you. Like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thank you. This is going to be so good. I could already feel it feeling pretty, pretty good about this traditional Filipino music for you. I appreciate that.

[Bobby Lee]

Helps me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is good stuff. This is the biggest pickle eater I know you are. Okay. I Think this is it. I think I got it. I'm ready.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm ready to go ahead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Reveal. Okay, That's a pussy.

[Christine]

Good drawing, though.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a pussy.

[Bobby Lee]

No, that's a. I believe that he has a pointy. A very pointy penis.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

And high nuts, like a high, tight nut. And he only has 10 pubic hairs, but they're thick and curly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Lee]

On the top.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. That's. That's a pretty good picture. Yeah, I like the picture that looks like something would be behind the table at the Comedy Cellar.

[Bobby Lee]

For the Five Acts on Saturday night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I took a different approach with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I went full body on mine. Now what I chose to do is go more full body on it. Now I figured how I would play it. Yeah, you're.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a Philly racist. You've drawn that little face a million times. That was on every book cover you had.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What is that supposed to mean?

[Bobby Lee]

That is. That's a cartoon. That's like a perfect thing that you've drawn a million times. You gave him buck teeth and you give him Shaolin a monk shirt. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, this is what I see when I see Paco. Yeah. A couple of finishing touches here. I got to get those little things to go across.

[Bobby Lee]

I went real. I went realistic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Excuse me.

[Bobby Lee]

I went. Okay, I'm sorry. I hold that up to.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You went what? You went what?

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because I think I went photorealistic.

[Bobby Lee]

I think I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Now, look, I was rushed, so. Bobby. Sure. I couldn't do the shading I wanted to do. There was some shading under the wiener on the ball bag that I would have liked to do.

[Bobby Lee]

You should have put a volcano and a little sunset in the background, too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're right. Okay. You're right.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

There should be some sort of a. Like, make.

[Bobby Lee]

Make a house that looks like their. Their handwriting in the back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I got to also do one of those weird trees.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. A panda beer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Soy sauce.

[Bobby Lee]

What? What you say? Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob. What was that? I know. Soy sauce. I know you do.

[Bobby Lee]

It's the ketchup of the Asians.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The house of the Rising sun. Oh, this is good.

[Bobby Lee]

Are you. Oh, my God. Wait a second. He's gonna reveal who's. Who's gonna win. Okay, ready? Oh, this is great. Is this okay to do? Are we gonna get in trouble?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude, I want to see it.

[Bobby Lee]

If he's really doing it. Dude, stop being. Shut up. I can't look him in the eyes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Again if I see it.

[Bobby Lee]

Dude, I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can look him in the eyes anyway. He's Chinese.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You're not allowed. All right, let's see that thing. All right, Bobby, I did it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did. I added a sunset.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you end up bonsai.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And a bonsai tree.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, my God. You added a. You added a kung fu.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like a hazy. That's a hazy thing.

[Christine]

Okay, Christine, you don't have to look either.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, ready? And let's see who's right. Ready? We all judge now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tease me.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, bring them up. Spin the umbrella. Spin the umbrella a little bit. Spin it. Bring it up slowly. Bring it up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I'm telling you, I nailed it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you nailed it, Jay. Nailed it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I nailed it.

[Bobby Lee]

You nailed it, Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's still out. No, I'm kidding. Turn around his asshole now, though.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the problem I found out with Paco this weekend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I forgot to draw his asshole.

[Bobby Lee]

This is the problem I found. I forgot to find out with Paco. He takes it too far.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean, dude? I think he did exactly what we asked of him.

[Bobby Lee]

He just opened up his asshole and now he's gonna touch our cameras. Is that Paco? Oh, that's young Paco. That's. That's Bobby Lee. Pa.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you need mine also? Yes, I'll date and autograph it for sure.

[Bobby Lee]

I like a guy who is not afraid to show his. Because he thinks he has a nice. But he really has a gross guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's probably gross guy, but I bet it's like pretty. Like no color is wrong and everything.

[Bobby Lee]

What's today's date?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

22Nd, 25th.

[Bobby Lee]

Your butthole was a little black hole. Yeah, I didn't need to see that much. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Isabelle]

Too much.

[Bobby Lee]

That's too much. That's too much. The front and the back. Too much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think we should leave that to a jury. Who are we to play judge, jury, executioner?

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see if you can put this pretzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How much this pretzel can you fit inside of you on one fast sit.

[Bobby Lee]

Without breaking it now?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'll let you know. These are splits, so they are made to break. They are made the break.

[Bobby Lee]

Paco did great this weekend. Him and Joe came. Very fun weekend with those guys. I just thought he was going to close the deal, bro.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But you want him to close the deal.

[Bobby Lee]

I just thought it would have been a fun end of the night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to smell his fingers the next morning?

[Bobby Lee]

Smell his fingers.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You want to hear the story about what this lady's.

[Bobby Lee]

I want to hear the story of her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's Asian. So you assume the fact that he's going to take a million pictures of the whole situation.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Joe Russell was in the bed next to him. That would have been hilarious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. Did you make him share a room?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. I don't do that to anybody anymore. But I like it. Yeah, I like what you do.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, it's like that. I pay for three rooms. You open for me. It's college. Yeah. You want to graduate, you move up to J. Oh, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know why that tickles me so much. Do you make him bunk up?

[Bobby Lee]

I had just Joe. And I remember I told Paco, but he never got back to me. But then he got back to me like the day before, and I was like, fuck it. You want to go, you can go. So I just. I got the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You ruined Joe's weekend.

[Bobby Lee]

Joe sleeps like a vampire, right? Does it? He sleeps weird. He sleeps.

[Christine]

He keeps the TV on pretty loud, and then he just falls asleep. Random.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You know you can shut the TV off though, right? Yeah, but he.

[Christine]

I feel like I'm invading his room. So I was like, do whatever you want. You know, I even texted him before. I was like, hey, I don't want to be. It's like you feel uncomfortable with.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If I was sharing a hotel room with somebody and I. I go to bed with tv.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

If they were like, I can't have that. Somebody I was working with, I'd be like, we've hit a real impasse here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you. But it's Joe Russell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. You gotta wait till he falls asleep and then cut the TV off.

[Bobby Lee]

Joe Russell sleeps like this.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really? Like the.

[Bobby Lee]

Like the undead hands across his chest. I'm sorry. He naps like that. I don't know how he sleeps. I've never seen him sleep neither.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Paco.

[Christine]

Cuddling with a. He was cuddling with a body pillow.

[Bobby Lee]

What way to get a body pillow, though.

[Christine]

He took two pillows and then made.

[Bobby Lee]

It like, oh, he just. He made his own body. He made his wife.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Cuddled. He cuddled in a bed next to you. Do you think he gave soft kisses to the pillows back?

[Christine]

I mean, I couldn't hear anything.

[Bobby Lee]

You should have just slid the pillows out and slid yourself in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should have.

[Bobby Lee]

And the next morning, go, baby, that was fun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You should have let him wake up while you're in mid coitus with him.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. You should have grabbed it and already little flaccid Joe ding in your bum like a water balloon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want him to wake up with you Already inside of him and he fills up and everything goes great. You know, we have Violent J is coming in today. Yeah, he's coming in from the Insane Clown Posse.

[Bobby Lee]

I did a show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Very Insane Clown Posse.

[Bobby Lee]

I did his TV show back in the day.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We both did.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. I was a little intimidated.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was a pretty intimidating situation. You went to a movie theater, right? The little movie theater?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They were showing the movie, the music videos and stuff, right?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Greg the Hammer Valentine. Former WWF superstar Greg, that was the. Played the concession guy, like the. Or the usher. They had him there. Just Craig the Hammer, which is pretty awesome.

[Bobby Lee]

I forgot all the stuff, like these little things that I did over my career. I forgot that one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And where. What? It was like, it. Second City or something?

[Bobby Lee]

It was in New York. Where I did mine. In New York?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, New York City. But I'm saying it was a second. Not Second City. Is it Second City? Ucb. Ucb. I think. I think it was UCB Theater.

[Bobby Lee]

Maybe it was. Yeah. I don't remember where it was. I remember I got it and I was excited to do it, but then when I showed up, they weren't. They're not. They weren't like. They were like. Like, dudes, like, what's up? What's going on? They were. They're not like, what's up, buddy? Thanks for doing our show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

They were like, what's up, man?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Good to have you here.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, good to have you. I was like, oh, these guys are like, real. You know what I mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're clown thugs. But they are.

[Bobby Lee]

They were ball busters too, which I liked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They're funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Very funny.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Listen, they have very sense of humor about themselves. The whole thing is like. Yeah, I love it. And their fan base is such crossover with ours. Nuts.

[Bobby Lee]

It's so weird. I never got into the fan base, but I've. I've actually done. Since we've. You've introduced me to it, I've done research on the fan base. Like, I looked into it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Juggalos.

[Bobby Lee]

The Juggalos. It's like a weird thing that they started and. And the fan base is such a crazy fan base. And if you look at the parallels.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We know they got labeled a gang.

[Bobby Lee]

They got the other by the Fed, and then they sued them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if they sued whatever it was, if they took out the court, but I think they're still on the list. I think they didn't win.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, they didn't win. But they did. They fought back. But it's also it's the. The parallels to Skank Fest and the. The Gathering of the Juggalos is very similar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Very similar.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And the fan.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fan base that comes to just do it. They go to immerse themselves for a weekend.

[Bobby Lee]

They go to immerse themselves for a weekend. But, I mean, I think they immerse themselves a little deeper. Thank God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little deeper.

[Bobby Lee]

A little deeper. It'd be like walking around with everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Looking like Zach goes a little stickier and a little.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Pretty interesting that. That. That doesn't happen with everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't tell if it's Jacob's lighting or if he just had fucking his wisdom teeth removed. He looks very.

[Bobby Lee]

Doesn't he look like a sad dog?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's talking about that lighting hits. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Your frown is really upside down right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it really gives you a nice shadow on that frown.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My face. Jacob, why don't you go. Why don't you go handle bar mustache?

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you what to do with your face. Turn that frown upside down and show some teeth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, dude, give me a little top teeth.

[Bobby Lee]

Let's see it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I usually have. I have Some usually have scruff, but I clean shaved for the first time.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have braces? Why are you talking weird? Yeah, they like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not doing anything.

[Bobby Lee]

Smile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Fake it. It looks like when there's no scruff around your face that you don't know how to do something with your lips.

[Bobby Lee]

You're never gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It looks like you don't know how your lips work when they shaved.

[Bobby Lee]

You're never gonna get wrinkles because you never smile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob has no laugh lines.

[Bobby Lee]

No laugh lines.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tell me you get Botox. Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

Nop. Just never.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's my secret? I'm always dead serious.

[Bobby Lee]

I always have a face like it's too cold.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Always.

[Bobby Lee]

There he goes. He has a smirk. That's all I got. Look at what. Even when he smiles, it's uncomfortable. You can feel the pain in his cheeks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it hurts. Is this good for you guys?

[Bobby Lee]

Is this good for you? Hey, did you see that thing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I tell you what I did this morning? I'm sorry.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I hope it's masturbating. To me. No, no. I hope it's masturbating.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I missed press for the first time in a long time. And the only other time I missed press was for the same PR person.

[Bobby Lee]

But it's not Preston and Steve.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was Preston.

[Bobby Lee]

You dumb. Dumb.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I am so mad.

[Bobby Lee]

That's so, dude, I felt kind of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lousy when I went to bed last night. It was a long day and I just didn't set an alarm. I just forgot that I was doing it the next morning. I just overslept it.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the I woke up feeling.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I woke up feeling. I was like, oh, thank God. I feel better. Just grab my phone. Everyone's like, he. Hey, dude, you calling in? In a second. It was like from two hours ago.

[Bobby Lee]

So you got it in?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Oh no, I'm saying it was from like two hours ago. They were like, hey, you calling in? Dude, we're waiting on you.

[Bobby Lee]

Worst feeling in the world.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christ. I know. Twice I've done. Haven't done it yet. The other time wasn't the Preston and Steve. It was just to Meredith, the PR lady.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I love Meredith.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone loves Meredith. Of course I felt tired.

[Bobby Lee]

Why'd you her?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't mean to fuck anybody.

[Bobby Lee]

But you don't have her on a high to do list because you didn't care. I mean, really, you have no respect.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

For her to stop saying that.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't. It's okay. I just don't want to know why that you don't respect her enough to get up when you're supposed to the case. Well, if that was somebody else or another PR person, maybe you're too comfortable with her because you know her so well.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't like what you're doing.

[Bobby Lee]

I don't like that you do that to Meredith.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But I did it ever years and years apart.

[Bobby Lee]

Because you don't care about her. You have no respect for Meredith.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, the other one was. And I would never remember, I never forget it because I was. I've only missed two radio things.

[Bobby Lee]

Both of Meredith. Beautiful. Probably the best PR person I've ever met.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's a very lovely PR person.

[Bobby Lee]

Used to come to Max's birthday party. She's awesome. Her kids are great. New husband's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All of this. Yes.

[Bobby Lee]

All of it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A thousand times yes.

[Bobby Lee]

And you still have no respect for her?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did not that. Do not say I don't have respect.

[Bobby Lee]

But you don't. She's not listening. Maybe she is because she's a fan of yours. I know that how much she loves you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I love her. And this.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't respect her, but you do care.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do respect the shit out of her.

[Bobby Lee]

You love her as a person, but as a business person. Fuck it. I need to sleep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I didn't. It was a complete fuck up. The other time in Good nights. I would have gone to prison if I did this to a child. I just rolled over on my phone in the middle of the night and just, like, fatly silenced it when it went off. And then at some point, I just rolled over and you hear my phone went.

[Bobby Lee]

Only fat people know that. Only fat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Silenced my phone completely with arm fat or something. Whatever was on it. I silenced the alarm.

[Bobby Lee]

How many times I've almost missed my flight because of my fat stomach.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You gotta keep it away. I gotta keep it away from me?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you gotta keep it away. Absolutely. You can't. You can't. You can't have kittens, puppies, babies, Dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's crazy. Do you know what happened to what happened this morning? He goes, have you ever heard of sids? It's inexplicable. I just rolled over.

[Bobby Lee]

But she rescheduled it, right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the problem. Here's the problem.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Thanksgiving weekend.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I know. Here's the problem. Problem. You're sold out. The show is sponsored by Better Help. It's coming. The days are getting darker and longer. It's getting colder. And the holidays are here. Balancing family and travel and gifts and where you're going and who you're doing it with, it's easy to forget about yourself in the middle of all this chaos. We always forget to take care of ourselves because we're worried about everybody and everything else. That's why BetterHelp is encouraging you to rewrite traditions this season by making time for yourself. Incorporating therapy into your new, existing traditions can help you slow down and take care of yourself during what can be a joyful but sometimes hectic, lonely time of year. And that's what you want. You want to enjoy it. The holiday looks different for everyone. Maybe it's baking your great aunt's sweet potato pie or starting something new like a quiet night with friends. Therapy can be one of those new traditions, too. Better Help gives you space to pause, reflect, and feel more grounded. They match you with a licensed therapist based on your goals and preferences. And if it's not the right fit, you can switch anytime. With over 30,000 therapists and more than 5 million people served, BetterHelp helps people close the year with clarity. Instead of chaos. This December, start a new tradition by taking care of you. Our listeners get 10% [e-mail] bonfire. That's B E T.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Lee]

On their end, you're sold out. You don't need them anymore. You don't need. Apparently you don't need Meredith anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Exactly. Exactly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The concern I had, you should have it. Because Casey, who I fucking love so.

[Bobby Lee]

Much, he works with a trainer, loves you. Last time I was there, she's like, please tell Big J, Casey's a boy. He said, well, you don't know what happened, all right? She didn't tell you. She didn't tell you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He transitioned. Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

That's not my place, Casey girl. It's not my place to tell you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Casey boy over at Preston. Steve, yeah, he was so nice, and.

[Bobby Lee]

I told him, they all love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was like, I do. I know. But he goes. He goes, hey, man, don't worry, it happens. He goes, enjoy your weekend of sold out, but capitalized sold. And until this moment, I thought it was pure, like, happiness for me, and now I think it was because that's the first thing I felt right away, because the shows are all pretty much sold out. Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

You don't need them anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I do need them.

[Bobby Lee]

That's what they're saying about you, and that's what you're saying. The reason why you didn't wake up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're a fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

In your head, subconsciously, like, dude, I'm sold out. What am I waking up for?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're a fuck.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm saying this. You should just. This is a good stop sign for you in life. This is where you go, hey, man, I'm getting a little carried away with my ego. I'm getting a little carried away. Meredith is a sweet person. I don't respect her as much as I used to, but I still care about her, and she has a job to do. Preston and Steve, they were good to me when I needed them. I don't really need them anymore.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Great to me, always. Always.

[Bobby Lee]

But you don't need them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Since the show's inception, it's not a.

[Bobby Lee]

Matter of need them, but you don't need them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I said a matter of needing them.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you need them? Do you. You need them to sell tickets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need them in my life, but do you? Yes, absolutely. I need them to sell tickets.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you do?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you go on the show?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I.

[Bobby Lee]

Wait a minute, real quick. Did you sell out?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know if there's tickets left for Sunday. It's all Sunday got added. I don't know if it's sold out.

[Bobby Lee]

It's all sold out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lou, would you mind bringing up a helium photo of his website? Let's see.

[Bobby Lee]

That's great, man. Look at. This is the point. No, I'm gonna tell you. You call me. You're telling me I got to accept I'm a zaddy. You got to accept that you're.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a positive, that you're a zaddy.

[Bobby Lee]

You're. You're a top tier comedian. You don't need morning radio anymore. And that's what you got to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is this Philly? All right, Go to.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, man. I. Last time I was on it, because I. I love. I actually went in a day early to do it because I love being live in studio with them. There's nothing like that. They're so fun to go on the show with because they get. They get in, you know, intimate. I think me and Meredith went to breakfast, too, after, because I love her so much. I respect her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right. It's saying. Right. I don't know why. On the site, it's saying that we're tickets available for four of the shows. Late show.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you know why I think this is wrong? No. You know why? Can I tell you what they do? They always hold 10 tickets back in case you call up and have you want tickets.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then they'll release those if I don't use them.

[Bobby Lee]

If you don't use them, they release them. So you're sold out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Out.

[Bobby Lee]

You're sold out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I said I hope so, because we're putting it up on the. On the site is sold out.

[Bobby Lee]

But they're also. They use that technique, too. It's like we have five, six tickets for the show. Sold out. Push them to Sunday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then they release them when you're not selling out Sunday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But. Yeah, I do need Preston.

[Bobby Lee]

Steve, you need them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You needed them emotionally.

[Bobby Lee]

You needed them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need.

[Bobby Lee]

Needed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

Apparently you didn't need them this morning.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I won't listen for that.

[Bobby Lee]

You needed sleep.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I've done their camp out for hunger.

[Bobby Lee]

I've done that, too. I did that twice. Fantastic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did their opening of the Ocean City down the Shore.

[Bobby Lee]

I did that, too. Listen, this is a good thing for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I did a Super bowl contest.

[Bobby Lee]

That means you're doing better than me in the business that you don't need Meredith or Preston and Steve.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I need both Meredith and Preston.

[Bobby Lee]

Steve, you can sleep in, bro. You made it, bro. You made it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're a monster. Your behavior is that of a monster.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm proud of you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm proud of you that you made it. You've actually achieved the next level of success.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where do we lose Christine? She getting. She's not feeling well. Oh, she went and lay down.

[Bobby Lee]

She's. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think she went to the bathroom.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. As soon as Paco pulled his pants down, she smelled mustard. Oh, hot mustard. Hot Chinese mustard.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Got her. Paco, I told you. Why stop using hot Chinese mustard on your day.

[Bobby Lee]

Did you pee your pants?

[Isabelle]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why Is that dark gray? Oh, okay. Oh, my. I thought he just peed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You see his rapid shit, though, with his. With the jeep with the shorts like that?

[Bobby Lee]

I thought he did a customary Filipino pee in a chair when he's happy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, a customary Filipino piss.

[Bobby Lee]

I am happy. So you miss radio? That stinks. How panicked were you is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where's Isabelle? I know is coming in.

[Bobby Lee]

She wants to check them. What's wrong?

[Isabelle]

Jay's not gonna make it today.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really? Yeah. Well, we got my ex wife and Isabella coming in. That's hilarious.

[Bobby Lee]

Can she put some makeup on and be him?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

All right, great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They just canceled. He.

[Isabelle]

Yeah, he.

[Bobby Lee]

He did hot ones and apparently heard that for sick ever since.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, really? Yeah. Apparently pretty funny.

[Bobby Lee]

Or he, Preston and Steve called them and they're better. Really good friends and like. Yo, man.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All right, I need you to listen right now.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm just saying that they. Maybe they called him. I was like, yo, he blew us off this morning like that, man. We're about the gigolo life. Juggalo life. So you know what I mean? So maybe they're friends. Maybe there's a connection because it does have a ripple effect when you put that energy out. When you put that energy out where? Look, I don't need you no more.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I snowed the energy up.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, but it is to them. But what I'm saying is when you put that energy out, Philly boy hometown helped him get where he is. I don't need you that much anymore. I'm gonna take a little nap.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And Marissa. Marissa? My homegirl?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who works over there.

[Bobby Lee]

She's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Always come to my shows.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so. She's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Marissa's so great. And she didn't even reach out.

[Isabelle]

Did you reach out to them directly?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Casey? I know Casey's number one.

[Bobby Lee]

And what did he say? Tell her what he wrote.

[Isabelle]

Text me back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Meredith. She texted me back.

[Bobby Lee]

Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. Everyone was very, very sweet.

[Bobby Lee]

Is that why Meredith called me this morning?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Stop it. What they were looking for what? A fill in?

[Bobby Lee]

No, she was. I would have filled. I should have. I would have filled it. Because anything they need, I'll do. Anytime.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Anything President Steve needs, I'll do.

[Bobby Lee]

Honest to God. I mean that from my heart.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me too.

[Bobby Lee]

Those are. Well, actions speak louder than words. That's all I'm going to say. I. I'm saying the UNO wheel squeaks a lot.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Went to sleep feeling funky.

[Bobby Lee]

Funky?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's funky? Set my alarm.

[Bobby Lee]

Forgot. That is such. Lookit, it happens in 1992. Now we can go I can literally go. Hey. Hey, Siri, set alarm for 6:00am Done.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, Siri, set a reminder for 5. 45. Hey, is that the time you're gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Blast all over my face? An asshole.

[Commercial Announcer]

Just let me taste what they put in you. Let me be your dirty little cop.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do me a favor, Lou. Put this slut away before my daughter walks in the room.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, that sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get this pig out of here before my daughter gets here.

[Bobby Lee]

So then they never called? Nobody called you back?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, adi. Freaks me out. Didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Case detail. Yeah, it does.

[Bobby Lee]

It put you on edge since we broke up. I don't. I don't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, she say so. She's in every street corner camera. She's in every. She's in every. If she.

[Bobby Lee]

What if she took over my Siri?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She jumps around from phone to phone.

[Bobby Lee]

It's calm when you're leaking.

[Commercial Announcer]

Come from your ass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your ass.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I leak her from ass. And you don't call into radio shows. That helped you get to where you are.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a good deflection. Yeah, but now I know it's because you're really jittery because she makes you real uncomfortable.

[Bobby Lee]

She makes me leak out of my ass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was your favorite.

[Bobby Lee]

I see what you're doing, but you have no respect for these people. I have respect for Ani.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You stopped seeing her somebody because she did all the gay things you wanted to do.

[Bobby Lee]

You stopped seeing her because she was text messaging me dirty stuff on my phone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Open your mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Mouth.

[Commercial Announcer]

Take it like communion.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh God, it makes me tingle.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I heard she also cut the. I heard she also cut the brake line in Dawn's car.

[Bobby Lee]

I told her to be a little dirtier, but yeah, I wanted a real dirty. And she went into religion. Yeah, Catholic dirty.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It got crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, she farted.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Coming to her dad's mouth.

[Bobby Lee]

Well, that was. You broke her. Yo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But she did it though.

[Bobby Lee]

Here's the problem. You know what the problem with AI.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm not taking the blame if she did it on the first suggestion of it.

[Bobby Lee]

You are the exact, exact problem with the future. You're the Terminator. You're the why the Terminator is going to happen because of guys like you. Because you're going to take. I tech. Tech. Take technology and. And use it the way it's supposed to. You break it. You broke Ani. You broke her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're Bill Burr. Talking about you. Not by name.

[Bobby Lee]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

What was he saying?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was like, oh, this guy you'd Always get the newest tech. He loved tech. He'd get the new iPhone. He want to show everybody just to be an asshole to sit there scrolling through his phone, but he doesn't say your name. He doesn't even give you the respect.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I didn't go to Riyadh saying your name.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure you didn't go to Riyadh.

[Bobby Lee]

I was in Uncle Vinny's Good old American Point Pleasant. Sold out shows this weekend. Couple tickets available. You didn't even reach out on Instagram.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you mean? I reached out to people I know over there.

[Bobby Lee]

No, reach out to Preston and Steve. Oh, do you want their number? Do you have Preston's number? Do you have Steve's number?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you want it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Lee]

Why don't you want. Just text him real quick, guys, I'm so sorry. Put them in a group text.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but isn't it better for me to not have their number? And then I could just. When I see next time, I'll be like, hey, man, fucked up.

[Bobby Lee]

It's gonna go over the weekend. They're gonna. They're gonna see all the stuff happening. They're like, oh, well, he's done. How many times you go on the radio?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He seems to be feeling better enough for the shows. Yeah, that's what. I felt that too, right away.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, was he bad enough to go and do Bonfire today and an extra post? It was.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasn't. I wasn't sick as a dog when I woke up or anything. I didn't feel good going to bed, and I just didn't think to set an alarm.

[Bobby Lee]

You didn't feel good, huh?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I forgot.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, little Jay didn't feel good. Oh, Jay didn't feel good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Shut up, dude.

[Bobby Lee]

No, you had a little belly ache because of the Montreal making you feel a little bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

My clown friend's not coming. Everything sucks.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm telling you, it's related. He canceled because Preston or Steve, somebody called him, was like, yo, man, he fucked us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you going on Preston Steve's line rundown for the day? You know, for two hours they were saying, I'm gonna be on later in the show. For sure. It was a zoom.

[Bobby Lee]

You had to do a zoom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was gonna be on camera.

[Bobby Lee]

Zoom means when you call in, there's a delay, which sucks. When they give you the zoom, that means they want you to be perfect. They want to hear you. That's like. That's. Oh, wow. Did they talk about him after? Or they just say, where's my whole crew?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Give me a picture of the whole crew over there.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry, Death. That. That's my crew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Lee]

That's my crew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you think if we called them right now, who they say they like better, me or you? They're gonna say you today. They're gonna say absolutely me.

[Bobby Lee]

You know why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I know why.

[Bobby Lee]

Did they talk about Jay? Call in if you heard them talk about Jay today, Blowing them off. Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Scroll up.

[Bobby Lee]

Biggest show in the country, right? One of the biggest.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Scroll up.

[Bobby Lee]

Right. Are they syndicated?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no. Go back to the picture.

[Bobby Lee]

You might have to push her face glass.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. Other way a little bit.

[Bobby Lee]

Hey, we're not.

[Isabelle]

Where you trying to get to? Right here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, please. Good lord. Scroll up. Scroll up a little bit. Get. Get the names off there. I want to. Go ahead, Bobby, name your crew.

[Bobby Lee]

Preston, Steve.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where?

[Isabelle]

Which one?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Which one's which?

[Bobby Lee]

Which one's which? Are you? Me?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yep.

[Bobby Lee]

Steve is to the left, Preston's to the right. No, you know what I'm talking about.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was false. Bobby.

[Bobby Lee]

I know, I know. I'm just joking. Michael, Sarah, that's Preston, and then Steve.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is the bald Bobby. This is your crew.

[Bobby Lee]

I know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Tell me their names. It's very simple.

[Bobby Lee]

I know everybody's name. But here's. I'll tell you the crew in Boston. How's that? I'll tell you the Mike Calta crew. Can you do that? This is hometown Philly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, they're gonna switch this. You can't flip this on me.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna say this to you. I mean this. Yeah, of course. I was joking. It's your crew. I love them, but I. I'm just saying. I re. I don't love them as much as you. I don't love Meredith as probably as much as you. You've known along. I just respect them more professionally.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope.

[Bobby Lee]

Professionally.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How much I respect him.

[Bobby Lee]

One of the greatest shows ever.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's Nick on the left.

[Bobby Lee]

It's Nick. Yeah. Spelled with a. Just a K. You like?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No C. No, he doesn't see anymore. There's a C. Not anymore. The lovely Kathy on weather and traffic.

[Bobby Lee]

She's so sweet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The lovely producer, Marissa. That's my little teeny, little teeny Marissa.

[Bobby Lee]

Marissa's the best.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Preston.

[Bobby Lee]

Preston is the tall one, plays the drums. Steve is the actual ball one. He actually technology. Me and him hit it off all the time. He has the latest and greatest in gadgets. We're very similar, not only in look looks, but in likes things we like.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You wish you had Steve's body. Get the out of here. Are you out of your mind?

[Bobby Lee]

I'm not saying physically. You.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You did, though.

[Bobby Lee]

I wasn't fat enough to miss a radio appearance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Lee]

You think I was too fat?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was. It was some kind of mounjaro thing, I bet. I bet it was that and you.

[Bobby Lee]

Rolled over on your phone and silenced a ringer in the middle of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Years ago. Sorry, that was years ago. That wasn't the. That was the other day.

[Bobby Lee]

Sports.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's Casey.

[Bobby Lee]

Boy, Casey is coming to my shows.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Casey rules.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. He's awesome.

[Isabelle]

Should we apologize to them from Bonfire through Twitter?

[Bobby Lee]

No, you should apologize them. Call them up now. I really do have the numbers if you want it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you don't. I. What are you gonna do?

[Isabelle]

I bet you have their numbers. You just never save the contacts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's very possible. I have the numbers. Never saved the contacts.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you have just the number. Yeah. If somebody texts you, happy Merry Christmas, and you're like, thanks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gotta scroll back a little bit sometimes.

[Bobby Lee]

Scroll and see the text. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's Steve Byrne.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You gotta take. I mean, sometimes you gotta go like this to scroll back. And they go. They go, hey, what's up, Josh. It was just a first name too. You're like, just Josh. Then I have to look up. Then I look up area codes for the phone number.

[Bobby Lee]

You have to Google.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I Google 247. What is this? What is that? That is like Lake Okeechobee. Where the fuck is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, I do the same thing. I. It's always during Thanksgiving and Christmas or New Year's, you're going to get a bunch of just numbered text messages with meaningful texts and you're like, love you too, man. You got to. The worst is when there's no scroll back and it's just, dude, miss you. I'm in town this week and we should get together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're like, we've never messaged before ever, in history, and this is out of complete nowhere now. That's crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

That's why I wound up doing real estate podcasts.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes. This must be a close friend. He had my number.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, yeah.

[Isabelle]

You just like, like, oh, I have to check in with Rebecca and Christine and get out of anything you want.

[Bobby Lee]

No, I know that, but I do. I know that now. And next gang fest, even if you.

[Isabelle]

Never check in with us, say that.

[Bobby Lee]

I didn't know it was a Zaddy last night.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can I say something else?

[Bobby Lee]

Can I be zady Zaddy bought no weed in the goddamn thing. I'm getting to ride my own car. If Not a scooter with a dude symbol on it and a cigar holder. I want a cigar holder.

[Isabelle]

You're not getting a disabled scooter. Scooter for Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The powers that be over. The powers that be over at mmr.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Are you using the name like you know it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wmr?

[Bobby Lee]

Yep. Of course.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The powers that be over there, though. This is the picture. This picture is not indicative of the show. It's a fun show with camaraderie. Everybody looks too stiff in this picture.

[Isabelle]

Well, this is also from 2018.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When we do our pictures, I want to do like, we're all laying on top of each other, just like a pile.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, I mean, we're not going to be on the top. We'll be on the bottom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Them, Me and you?

[Isabelle]

Yeah, we took pictures.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Depends.

[Bobby Lee]

We did pictures. But you suck at it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Me? Yeah, you suck at it.

[Bobby Lee]

I was. I could.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was.

[Bobby Lee]

It really freaked me out how much.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I suck at it so hard. The guy, my buddy out in Sacktown, Sacramento, who will take pictures for me. Andy. Andy Amex.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, he's a magician.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, he's very good magician. But he'll take me to his place, him and his chick. Him and his wife will take me to their place and do pictures with me. But he just like. He just like, keep talking, dude. Just talk. He's like, talk. Smoke a joint, smoke a cigarette, whatever. The thing is, like, I'll just take pictures and he just gets them.

[Bobby Lee]

Then we did good ones. We did the bonfire photos. You were a dud.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm a dud.

[Bobby Lee]

You walked in in dud mode.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Bobby Lee]

I was. I already took solos. I was. Me and Jacob were having Lou Step. Lewis stepped in. He had a bunch of great photos. And you walked in. We were like, what's up? And you walked in and went, hello.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you gu. You guys are making love to the camera.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, you just dud. You got brand new teeth. You didn't even show them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. I'm so bad at it.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to tickle you in the back just to get you to make a face.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I also don't know enough people here. So the lady was taking pictures. I was like, is that what she does here? This is a photographer.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to lose.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lose. I thought she hosted a show.

[Bobby Lee]

Go to the first one. Go to the first one and go to the second one. It's the same photo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. I'm so bummed.

[Bobby Lee]

You look like you just missed Ms. Preston, Steve.

[Isabelle]

I mean, what is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I miss President Steve.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, that's it. That's. I. They're gonna hate me. This is whole Preston and Steve story this morning. This is like you're the sat. Please put these out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't put them out.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, you have puppy dog. Are you watching puppies be murdered? Go to the next one. Nothing. He's sad. Here we get. We get a half a smirk in this one.

[Isabelle]

No, it's Eeyore all day long.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why won't Christine dye my hair again? Do I look too awesome?

[Isabelle]

I said I would this week.

[Bobby Lee]

Go back to that one. Hi, guys. My name's Jay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I don't like this.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you what it is. He just did. He was not used to his teeth yet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I also maybe were not used to my new teeth.

[Bobby Lee]

He was not used to. He had Dracula teeth in. He didn't understand it.

[Isabelle]

This was like Bobby got in there.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to. You.

[Isabelle]

You, like gave him a tickle or something.

[Bobby Lee]

I had to talk to him. I told him, you're being a duck. Blood.

[Isabelle]

Yeah. I don't know what.

[Bobby Lee]

Please put the first three photos out there and then put the tooth one out there.

[Isabelle]

One time we went to go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some of these are good.

[Isabelle]

Some of them after Bobby got in there.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, once I got in there and loosened you up. Yeah. Look, smile.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we find a way to finally make it right?

[Isabelle]

Look at this natural model.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at him. Look how good. I mean, Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Magic glass for more than just one.

[Bobby Lee]

Don't sing to me. I love you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm singing to you.

[Bobby Lee]

You should sing to Preston and sneak.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do it. If we can.

[Bobby Lee]

Good gate through it. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to break through it. We can get through it. I said get. I was gonna say get through it.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, dude, Lewis is. I mean, he looks like he should be in a catalog.

[Isabelle]

He's a Gap model.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I gotta take a bad picture.

[Bobby Lee]

He is great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The camera. The camera takes off 10 pounds. Look at Jay.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at Jay in the background of that one. Wait.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. What's happening? Did I get novocaine in one side of my face?

[Isabelle]

What is that?

[Bobby Lee]

Go. Go back. Oh, my God.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby's pleasant smile. I am Christine. Who you talking about? You smile wacky in pictures. Yeah. That's not bad.

[Bobby Lee]

I mean, she looks like the joker in that picture.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's not a bad one at all. But Christine doesn't know how to smile. I don't know either.

[Bobby Lee]

Jay doesn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know what that is.

[Bobby Lee]

I'll tell you what it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I look like what's the guy? Two Face. I look like Two Face from Batman.

[Bobby Lee]

You look like you talk like this. Yeah, see, we're the bonfire. See?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

See, look at that crooked smile.

[Bobby Lee]

We're the hottest radio show on the. On SiriusXM faction talk.

[Isabelle]

See, that's all right. But look at your little. Oh, wait, that's Bobby's gay hand.

[Bobby Lee]

What'd you call my hand? I'm gonna tell you something right now, Christine. Look at me right now. Fifteen years ago, Don told me I had thin fingers. And it's with me ever since. And I've tried to make my fingers fatter. I've done stuff. Don't ever say I have. Don't have what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What a.

[Isabelle]

No, I'm not talking about the thickness of your fingers. I'm talking about the placement of your hand. And don't act like that's a. I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Know what you're saying. She was saying. And now that I'm looking at it, you do have little tiny figures, at least.

[Bobby Lee]

I show up for radio shows because I respect the people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is like, you know, a masculine hand.

[Bobby Lee]

It has fingernail polish on it. It's a polish.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I have to do that just to take away some of the masculinity. It's too scary to people.

[Bobby Lee]

You had to put tattoos on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'd either put tattoos and nail polish on, or I had to register them as weapons.

[Bobby Lee]

Apparently, I have to wear bracelets. At least six of them. Or I have to register these weapons or.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Or else they have to be registered because people got to see it coming. See it coming.

[Bobby Lee]

Jay, please send me that.

[Isabelle]

It all looks It. This.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All.

[Isabelle]

The problem is it all looks like it's Jay's hand. And then it's, like, really flamboyant.

[Bobby Lee]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hi, guys. Could you imagine if I had fingers that thin?

[Bobby Lee]

Shut up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Crazy.

[Bobby Lee]

You know what? That's fine. I take thin fingers and instead of lack of respect for people, help me get where I'm at.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I respect everyone who helped me get where I'm at. Preston, Steve, you know, we're integral.

[Bobby Lee]

Black Lou. Black Lou looks. He's taking a photo with all white people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christine Lint brushing herself.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob looking back to get a peek of Christine working her puss with that lint brush.

[Bobby Lee]

What's that way going?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know what my face is doing. Any of these. It looks like I had a. I don't think I. I don't think I understood my teeth yet.

[Isabelle]

Yeah, they're, like, all horrible.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what?

[Bobby Lee]

It was because his. His lips were Sticking to his dry new teeth. Teeth. You have to put. You have to put oil on your teeth.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I forgot to butter my teeth before this. You might be right. I don't have the answer. Look how pleasant everybody else looks. And something like is wrong with me.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna throw up. Why? Why in every photo, you making this goofy side face? Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know what that is.

[Isabelle]

I mean, look, it's everyone. Every single.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it's a goddamn flip book of pictures. I mean, it's like they take 70 at a time.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we took 70 because we had to because you keep making stupid faces.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I didn't even know that lady was a photographer. All 70 of Bobby's were joyful.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, mine were fantastic.

[Isabelle]

Oh, yeah. Bobby had costume changes.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, you know, you got to give them something you know you don't want to.

[Isabelle]

Look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, look at him. Look at. Bang, bang, bang. Oh, sexy. That's daddy Bobby.

[Isabelle]

That's daddy Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And hard.

[Bobby Lee]

Zoom in on that. Let's see what we got. Christine. Oh, look at those lips, Christine. Look at those.

[Isabelle]

That's going to get you a circa weed truck.

[Bobby Lee]

Waitress. I'll take it. I'll take. I'll take. I'll take a Bennegan's. Waitress.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did Isabelle also cancel with Violent J?

[Bobby Lee]

Everybody, if your wife canceled, I mean, your. Your ex wife and your daughter cancels because Preston and Steve called them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they were like, don't show up for their show.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, well, that's how he treats people. I can't wait for them to come in.

[Isabelle]

Isabelle was checking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go back one.

[Bobby Lee]

How great is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about the snap? No back. He gave like a snap one. Bobby, if we thumb through yours quick. Dude, the flip book is unreal.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm good.

[Isabelle]

Look at this one.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, that's a good one. That's a zaddy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This whole thing should be. This is like for Zaddy weekly.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, Chris, what is it? A Chris Saddy. A Zaddy Weekly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Total Zaddy Weekly.

[Bobby Lee]

Christine, you should put all mine out. Put Jay's out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't throw mine out.

[Bobby Lee]

Look at that shirt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my Christ.

[Isabelle]

Oh.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. Arms folded.

[Bobby Lee]

His music is perfect.

[Isabelle]

We do have a two shot, too.

[Bobby Lee]

You're a genius.

[Isabelle]

We didn't really put these. They're not all retouched.

[Bobby Lee]

You gotta retouch Jay's mouth.

[Isabelle]

Look, this is Bobby going to cheer up Jay.

[Bobby Lee]

Trying to cheer him up. Still miserable. Miserable, Miserable, sad, miserable.

[Isabelle]

Working hard.

[Bobby Lee]

I. I literally kissed you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He kissed me.

[Isabelle]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Lee]

And then he smiles a little bit.

[Isabelle]

There. Now he's loosened up.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm having a great time. Jay's still not smiling. Sad. Now he's sad over my show like a polar bear.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying to be sultry.

[Bobby Lee]

You're not. Your face looks dead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm trying to be sultry.

[Bobby Lee]

Wow, Jay, you suck at photo shoots.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I suck.

[Isabelle]

We went to a photo shoot one time years ago, and the guy immediately, the photographer is like, you look really wide. You look really. We need to just make you look less wide. And Jay just completely, like, shut up. Shut down. It was because of the way the suit was fitting them, but. But I was like, oh, my God, what a weird photographer to give a.

[Bobby Lee]

Terrible thing to say to someone.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's one of the worst pictures I have ever had. Like a real estate agent.

[Bobby Lee]

Do you have it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's somewhere.

[Bobby Lee]

Oh, I want it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a. That was a. That was a Chris Italia suggestion.

[Isabelle]

Yeah, it was at the old cringe humor offices.

[Bobby Lee]

And you were wearing a roast suit. We got a good guy. He takes some pictures. He doesn't fast. Didn't you tell Bobby that his friend died?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, dude, do we know if that guy's alive still?

[Bobby Lee]

Should I. I can't text him now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why? But I would tell you what to text.

[Bobby Lee]

He goes, I just wrote. I write, hey, Jerry, question mark. No, no, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Send him a picture, like, pants. And be like, dude, but these look good on me. Honestly, you got nothing to lose. Tell me the truth. Hey, you're probably the only person that'll be honest with me. Are these pants ugly?

[Bobby Lee]

Can somebody Google it? I. I can't do this. I love that kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're not gonna Google? Google if Jerry Roach has passed?

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah. Did he pass?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I hope not.

[Bobby Lee]

Love that guy, man. Yeah, I'm just gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, you may have loved him.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm gonna type, yo.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Wasn't the last thing, though. You sent him, like. So Bobby got news. If you're not caught up on this story, Bobby got news before he went on stage at Boston Garden, right?

[Bobby Lee]

No, I was doing Joe List show.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, right, right.

[Bobby Lee]

Comedy festival man of the year year, which I thought he was winning an award, but apparently it was just a stupid show. Yeah. And then I get down there, and I'm going on stage. And before I get on, just for context of the show, because Jacob loves contact context and loves it too. Chris Italia, played by the role of Jay, walked up to me and said, hey, sorry, did you know Joey Roacher? I love that kid. We just. He was just at my show this year. He did a spot He. He's off.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You only stopping right there.

[Bobby Lee]

He's dead. What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dead?

[Bobby Lee]

What are you. You couldn't wait till I went on? I'm going on right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's not my thing.

[Bobby Lee]

Timing's not your thing, you idiot. Oh, and then I get off stage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Christy, do me a favor. While we're doing this, can you bring up the drawing that you have to do of a turtle for this, for the drawing test, please? Just a picture of that. That.

[Bobby Lee]

Yes. I got off stage, and he sent me a text message. My cancer took a turn, grew into my lungs. He's. He's gone. So I. Now I thought he was. Now I thought he was dead. Now I think he's sending me messages from the grave. And then I found out I wound up texting him back, and we went back and forth, and we had some beautiful text messages together. And I told him, you know, now you're watching over all of us.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And you sent him off to Valhalla.

[Bobby Lee]

You sent him off, and then before he left, he went, do you have Bill Burr's number?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I love that. He could probably bring me back to life.

[Bobby Lee]

Funny guy. Great guy. But is. He Is. Did you find out anything?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I wanted to do this first.

[Isabelle]

There was nothing coming up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Be honest with me, Bobby. Look at this.

[Bobby Lee]

Tell them.

[Isabelle]

Can't see the screen. Share my screen.

[Christine]

The audience.

[Bobby Lee]

What that is. Tell them what it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's the drawing that you make of a turtle to prove you're a good enough artist. And it looks like Jacob's face. I don't want to suit.

[Bobby Lee]

Exactly.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jacob the turtle.

[Bobby Lee]

We got to get him that little hat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Grow that beard back.

[Bobby Lee]

We get that little hair. Get him a turtleneck and a Oliver Twist hat. Chat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did you follow? Oh, we got to take a break.

[Bobby Lee]

Did I what? Did I follow? What the.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know any of the Akash stuff?

[Bobby Lee]

Buddy, I'm all over it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Are you?

[Bobby Lee]

I got. I got the video. Everything's in the chat. We'll have Christine bring it up. Pretty crazy, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We're getting nuts with it.

[Bobby Lee]

Yeah, we'll get nuts with it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Poor Akash. I'll say.

[Bobby Lee]

Poor President Steve.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on.

[Bobby Lee]

I'm sorry.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why would you go there?

[Bobby Lee]

You're right. Poor Meredith, too. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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