Moonwalking With The Stars

Summary

The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly

Episode: Moonwalking With The Stars
Date: September 17, 2025
Network: SiriusXM Faction Talk Channel 103

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Episode Overview

This episode sees Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly riffing with their trademark unfiltered banter about workplace drama, the hazards of lateness in radio showbiz, and, pivotally, the surreal anticipation of Corey Feldman’s appearance on "Dancing with the Stars." The crew is joined by their regular contributors and listeners, focusing on pop culture, the comedy scene, and their own self-deprecating routines. Expect candid, often hilarious discussions of show business, celebrity reality shows, and some uniquely Bonfire-style listener interactions.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Radio Show Drama: Lateness and Office Politics

• Big Jay’s Lateness: Jay opens up about being consistently late and how it’s become a point of contention with SiriusXM management, leading to staffers (especially Jacob) being asked to deliver gentle reminders.
  • Big Jay Oakerson (01:52): "Ten years I've... my job's been called into question here four or five times. Never once has anybody been like, ‘Yo, the show's doing great.’"
• Office Communications: Christine’s role as the executive producer is lampooned, as Jay and Bobby joke about the awkwardness of enforcing “on-time” policies:
  • Christine (06:36): “Jay was great. I was great.”

2. Listener Interaction: Bobby’s On-Air Chewing

• Call-in Critique: Long-running listener J.D. from Jacksonville calls to complain about Bobby’s pervasive on-air eating, spawning a hilarious meta-discussion about quirks and fan obsessions.
  • J.D. (09:55): “You chew on every single show… Over and over. Everybody calls you out, but you take it personal.”
  • Bobby Kelly (10:44): “Am I really smacking like my dog’s licking his dick?”
• Self-Deprecation and Resolution: Bobby, ribbed relentlessly, jokes about his inability to stop eating on air, likening himself to Brad Pitt’s character in Ocean’s Eleven.
  • Bobby Kelly (14:08): “I am eating udon noodles and... chips constantly. Like Brad Pitt in Ocean’s Eleven.”

3. Dancing with the Stars: Corey Feldman Fever

• Listener "Hope": Boston Accent and Feldman Anticipation
  • Hope (15:06): Chimes in to start a lively chat about Corey Feldman joining "Dancing with the Stars," expressing deep disappointment the show hadn’t covered it yet.
  • Big Jay Oakerson (15:34): "I'd like to... get a grassroots movement going to make sure everybody votes for Corey Feldman. Because... he's going to fall to pieces when he's not Michael Jackson dancing. We've seen this before."
• Predictions and Comedy:
  • Big Jay Oakerson (16:51): “My guess… he’s going to flat out do ‘The Way You Make Me Feel’ by Michael Jackson… and then it starts getting hilarious.”
  • They bet on whether Feldman will use all his “Michael Jackson moves” in the first episode, debating if he’ll try and moonwalk, possibly lose composure, and blame his partner or the judges.
• Show Format Dissection and Celebrity Lineup:
  • They poke fun at DWTS’s ever-looser definition of “star” as they go through the cast.
    • Bobby Kelly (20:31): “It’s not really Dancing with the Stars anymore. It’s Dancing with kind of stars.”
    • Big Jay Oakerson (20:53): “Like the Masked Singer. The guesses are like, ‘Is it Oprah?... Brad Pitt?’... and it’s one of the workaholics.”

4. Michael Jackson, Corey Feldman, and Pop Nostalgia

• Moonwalk Debate: The hosts pull up videos, critiquing Feldman’s awkward Jackson impression/moves.
  • Big Jay Oakerson (31:14): “He definitely has the high-knee stepping in place. Oh, my God. I’ve never seen him actually when he thinks he’s doing Michael Jackson.”
  • Bobby Kelly (31:43): “He moonwalked right there. Wow… It was not a good moonwalk.”
• Jay’s Theories on Feldman:
  • Big Jay Oakerson (32:27): “When he thinks he has to… do a Michael Jackson impression, it kind of falls apart because… he believes when he’s doing it that it’s him.”

5. Reality TV, Celebrity, and Plastic Surgery Tangent

• Dancing with the Stars Cast Analysis:
  • Extended jabs at the cast for their celebrity status and appearance, poking fun at Zac Efron’s rumored surgeries, and a tangent on Hollywood’s obsession with "buccal fat pad removal."
  • Christine (40:16): “There’s a pocket of fat in your cheek and actresses are having it removed… now their faces look skeletal.”
  • Hosts weigh in on which stars “improved” their look and which surgeries have “gone too far”.

6. Pop Culture Reviews: Spike Lee & Denzel’s "High and Low" Remake

• Movie Roast: Bobby and Jay tear apart the new Spike Lee movie starring Denzel Washington, especially an out-of-place battle rap finale.
  • Bobby Kelly (46:50): “At the end of it… he battle raps.”
  • Big Jay Oakerson (48:07): “You don't know this, by the way, but that actually is how the original also ended. With a battle rap.”
• Cultural Taste and Legacy:
  • The pair argue over Denzel’s acting legacy, riff on film remakes, and lament how modern streaming movies rarely live up to their classic inspirations.

7. Deep Cuts: Race, Comedy, and Social Commentary

• New Orleans/Katrina Documentary: Briefly pivoting to serious topics, they discuss Spike Lee’s Katrina docs and the fate of black neighborhoods post-gentrification.
  • Big Jay Oakerson (53:50): “A lot of people aren’t going to buy [in New Orleans] because it’s still inside of a bowl. God’s cereal bowl.”

8. Comedy and Wordplay

• Barry Pepper/Bay Leaves Bit: Jay tries out a cooking pun about actor Barry Pepper, spinning it into absurd territory.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Jay’s Job Security:
  Big Jay Oakerson (01:52): "Never once has anybody been like, 'Yo, the show's doing great.'"
• On Listener Criticism:
  J.D. (09:55): "You chew on every single show over and over. Everybody calls you out, but you take it personal." Bobby Kelly (14:08): "During The Bonfire and all my shows, I am eating udon noodles and... chips constantly. Like Brad Pitt in Ocean’s Eleven."
• On Corey Feldman’s "Dancing with the Stars" Debut:
  Big Jay Oakerson (15:34): "We gotta get this guy through a few rounds because he's... going to definitely fall to pieces when he's not Michael Jackson dancing." Bobby Kelly (18:13): "[Corey Feldman] is going to eat shit when they're like, this week: we're gonna do the Hustle."
• On Plastic Surgery in Hollywood:
  Christine (40:16): "There’s a pocket of fat in your cheek and actresses are having it removed and now their faces look like skeletal."
• On Modern Movies:
  Bobby Kelly (46:50): “At the end of it… Denzel battle raps.” Big Jay Oakerson (48:07): "You don't know this, by the way, but that actually is how the original also ended. With a battle rap."

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [01:06]–[03:27]: Jay’s lateness, office wrangling, and SiriusXM’s response.
• [09:39]–[14:26]: J.D.’s call about Bobby’s on-air chewing, group hilarity.
• [14:34]–[18:13]: Listener Hope introduces Corey Feldman’s DWTS run; strategizing fandom support.
• [24:31]–[32:38]: Extensive Michael Jackson talk, Feldman’s dancing/psychology dissected.
• [39:44]–[44:13]: Hollywood plastic surgery, celebrity faces, and the “buccal fat pad” debate.
• [46:46]–[61:30]: Spike Lee’s "High and Low" remake critique; Denzel’s career; film remakes.
• [53:17]–[54:32]: Katrina’s real estate aftermath; gentrification and social commentary.

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Recurring Themes and Tone

The banter is unsparing and playful, filled with mutual ribbing, digressions, and deeply “inside” comedy scene humor. Pop culture is filtered through grizzled comic sensibility—skeptical, aware of its own absurdity, and delighting in pointing out pretensions of others. Bobby and Jay’s friendship and ability to bounce jokes off real-life moments (their lateness, eating, listener grievances) is the heart of the show.

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Final Notes

This episode’s highlights:

• Self-roasting about radio professionalism and lateness
• A hilarious deep dive into Corey Feldman’s career and "Dancing with the Stars"
• Gags about Hollywood beauty trends
• Listener participation that becomes part of the act
• Candid critiques of new and classic film culture

If you want inside access to comics talking candidly about comedy, pop culture, and their own flaws—tempered with sharp and authentic humor—this is classic Bonfire.

Transcript

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't want too much music play. I want people to know I'm here on time. It's been a point of contention. Do you think they all follow? Do you think they follow me if I get fired, Bobby, do the fans follow me?

[Bobby Kelly]

They all follow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You serious is itching.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I have to. I'm going to get shuffled over to Sam show in the morning as a producer.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They poor Jacob. They make poor Jacob call me early.

[Bobby Kelly]

Funny. If they don't even care, they just call Bob and Bob and the boys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don'T give a fuck. Sam Roberts and the boys never keeps those pockets fatter.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, no.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They poor Jacob. They make Jacob call. It's the worst. I feel so bad for him.

[Bobby Kelly]

What do you mean?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I started defending myself and I'm like, okay, no, okay. Oh, did you make Jacob call because I was late. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You got a phone call?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you know what's funny? Ten years I've. My job's been called into question here four or five times. Never once has anybody been like, yo, the show's doing great. No one's ever called. SiriusXM's never told us the show's going great. They let us know we're moving studios. And then I was late twice in a row. In a row, which is bad.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, not in a row.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You came in now. The last Wednesday, I missed a bar. I was late. That was. That was the three hours of traffic almost. I hit on the way. And then Yesterday I was five Yesterday you were here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your mic wasn't working.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

So I don't know what they're talking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They didn't buy it.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know what dude? I thought they were gonna buy that whole microphone thing.

[Bobby Kelly]

Like I said, the funny thing is I was supposed to be late yesterday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I said that's what I would do.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's was your bit. And I took your bit cuz you were late.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Funny.

[Bobby Kelly]

And it's funny because I was talking to Christine. I was like, well, traffic's a bitch. She's like, yeah, I know, but we do leave from the same house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, that's what Christine said.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, I'm kidding. Oh, we leave from the same house.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She leaves, takes the dog in. So she goes earlier, she has extra substantially earlier.

[Bobby Kelly]

She has more stuff to do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well no, she leaves it, but it also is at an earlier time. It's like traffic like starts getting worse in that time. No, I'll probably have to start leaving around the same time she leaves.

[Bobby Kelly]

I leave I to get here by 4:30. I leave at 1:00 in the afternoon.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do you every day.

[Bobby Kelly]

1:00 takes me three hours to get here.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but that's the type of commitment I've decided to. That's the type of person I am.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, listen, that's the kind of person that is going to get you a little show called by the name Bob and Guys.

[Bobby Kelly]

Bob and Guys.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's gonna be you and Bob and Guys. But do they come? Do they follow me at all?

[Bobby Kelly]

Any people, buddy, every. The whole, everybody here, even the crew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Is gonna follow you to my basement.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna show up. The only one's gonna be here is Christine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

By yourself. Hey, Guy Corporstein.

[Bobby Kelly]

No dude, you're not. Dude, you were.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I even gave Jacob when he called me. Poor Jacob. He called and I answered. I go, I just did a phone. I literally just got finished doing a phone interview for Calgary, which means I'm sure I'm not selling. Great. And I was going into a going. I was like. I was like, oh, I gotta do a fucking. A radio call. A radio phoner for Calgary. Oh, it's gonna be a. What? What made you get in the comedy? And it was so funny. The guy goes, you know, I did a little research on you on Wikipedia there. And he goes. And I got. I gotta ask you, what the hell makes you get into comedy? Huh? He asked. It was pizzazz. I guess he thought that was the surprising question.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who goes to Wikipedia.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So I told that question. So I told that story for the 7,000th time in my life.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, it's Canada.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What made you get in the comic?

[Bobby Kelly]

Canada Radio is a different thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, Canada Radio, they let's get government sponsored. Right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's. It's not the same as here. It's very corporate and old school.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah, it's not here.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, they're not trying to. Trying to get, you know, listeners. They're not trying to be the next thing. They just. It's a job.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Then Jacob called and I answered the phone. I go, hey, Jacob, what's up, buddy? Or no, he called. I was on that when he called. So I called right back. When the phone calls over annoying, like whatever was 10 minutes. But like I called, I saw Jacob go, can you give me calling get a chance. I called him. I go, jacob, this isn't terrible news, is it? Because I just can't take terrible news. Right? He goes, it's not terrible news. They're pretty pissed about you missing being leave for work. I'm like, al, that is kind of terrible news.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why would you say that's not terrible news?

[Christine]

I didn't put it like that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, he didn't. That's not. That's not verbatim. It's not verbatim.

[Bobby Kelly]

How did you say it?

[Christine]

I don't really want to get into this because I'm. Now I'm going to be critiqued.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why? Yeah, that's what happens.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Christine]

Not by you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no, you're going to be critiqued by us too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, Jacob, they make you make the phone call. You have to make the phone call. I understand that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why, Jacob? Why don't they just. Who? Who? Why don't. The executive producer.

[Christine]

What do you think I do?

[Bobby Kelly]

You type F words and N words and time.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Time codes for F words and N words. Take them out of the replay. Also, by the way, I think you're just typing the F word and N word over and over again. It's gonna make the shining. When we look at your notes. It's just the F word. The N word over and over and over again.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, we really.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, my God. What's going on? This guy's a maniac.

[Bobby Kelly]

He types in that. We say it like all day long.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just.

[Bobby Kelly]

He was job relevant. They keep saying it. I gotta keep typing it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They say it, I gotta type it.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you. You called him up?

[Christine]

I thought it was very.

[Bobby Kelly]

What did you say?

[Christine]

Professional.

[Bobby Kelly]

Very.

[Christine]

Jay was great. I was great.

[Bobby Kelly]

I want to Hear it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I started. I started. I started to defend myself, and then I was just like. I was like, it's. Yeah, for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

How did you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Earlier. Well, the quote was. It came in that I've been consistently late, and I was like, well, that's not true. Yeah, I've not been consistent. And I was like. And then it was like. But it was like, the. He's like, well, the two days back to back. And I'm like, yes, that I did. I did fuck up. Two days back to back. Well, fuck up. Yeah, I fucked up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can I tell you how insecure I am when. Because I heard that, too, up front. The. You know, hey, talk to Jay. Tell him he's got to get to work early. Right? And I was. And I was like, oh, you heard the call?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The talk from Jim?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, no, maybe I didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everyone was out there. Everybody knew the call was coming.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, but I didn't. It wasn't. It was a very nice. It was a very. I was cool. Don't worry about. Just, you know, hey, make sure, you know, you leave on time. It wasn't a. No, it. I swear to God. It was not a. It was not a hey. At all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Let's quit. You want to quit with me at the end of this?

[Bobby Kelly]

If Jim said.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The end of this contract?

[Bobby Kelly]

If Jim was. If Jim was kind of like, what the. About, I. I'd tell you, but he wasn't. He was just like, hey, man, we just got to make sure we're doing, you know, it's one of those things.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And he went and told Jacob to henchmen for him.

[Bobby Kelly]

But this. How.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

He knows how.

[Christine]

I know how to break bones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He goes, jacob, let him know.

[Bobby Kelly]

He loves it, too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

We'll let him know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob probably. He probably has an outfit like a. With, like, gloves and, you know, leather gloves or something. Yeah. Probably goes in his closet, puts on a tie, makes a certain English knot that people don't know.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hey, idiot. Maybe show up to work on time. You dummy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you know how insecure I am when that happened? I was like, oh, it's not a. It's in my brain. I was like, oh, they don't want me alone on the radio for 10 minutes by myself.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jay, get it together face.

[Christine]

You're such a comic.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no, you do good.

[Bobby Kelly]

I do good. You do good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're. You're always on time.

[Bobby Kelly]

You do good. You do good on radio, Bobby.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, you do good at being on time.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. And on radio time is a big Thing for me I do not like. Even when I got attacked a couple years ago, I was the thing that was making me nervous that I would be late. I don't want to be late. I don't like being late.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You'd have this guy cut an artery. Doesn't matter.

[Bobby Kelly]

I really don't. I don't. I would show up bleeding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's calling? Lou? Is that them telling I'm fired or people saying they'll follow me to hell? There's one person saying that they will follow you to hell. Oh, thank you, Robert.

[Bobby Kelly]

One's Jim. Go to hell.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Go to hell. Oh, yeah. I mean, hope in Boston, you don't take the call, but we're definitely getting to this. And I'm actually happy she brought it up.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll take the call. Take the call. Take the. The fan call.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Which one do you want to hear? Take the call from JD who said once Bobby stopped chewing on microphone.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that what it is?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what J.D. likes to say.

[Bobby Kelly]

Not that one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Don't take that one.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, but was I chewing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. This is. That's what JD Says in Jacksonville.

[Bobby Kelly]

I was chewing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't. JD In Jacksonville. Do you. What do you think might be your name?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, take it. J.D. what's up?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he's always chill.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow. That was. Came out of the gates to all your shows. You chew on every single show over and over. Everybody calls you out, but you take it personal. I did not. You do it the next day. You do it on every single show you're on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

First of all, he's got principal energy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, Jay. Every single show. JD this is the Fox.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is the fathering you needed, Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

J.D. i want to say this. I just want to say, first of all, thank you for listening to all my stuff.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, that is nice.

[Bobby Kelly]

Over and over. Even though you're waiting for me to chew.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it's mostly at this point, it's just listening for the church at.

[Bobby Kelly]

This point to see if I stop chewing. You'll never stop. I appreciate your. I just don't know, like, if I was chewing. Am I? Lou, you're the guy. Anytime I make a noise, you're. You do this to everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Was that really. Can I.

[Bobby Kelly]

Am I really smacking like my dog's licking his dick? That's what it sounds like. Wait a minute. I'm smacking. Like I'm looking at. Am I licking a dick or am I chewing? I don't. I don't understand. This is what you're chewing you sound like my dog licking his wiener. Now, why do you consistently listen to your dog licking his wiener? Shouldn't you have that. Stop before I chewing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No dog's gonna look weird. Your dog's gonna be a dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're right. I apologize.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A dog is gonna be a dog.

[Bobby Kelly]

Dog is gonna be a dog.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Attack. The problem.

[Bobby Kelly]

Quit eating when you're on air. Just stop eating. That's the only thing. I just. I just want to tell you that I don't eat on air. I don't. I. I don't. I don't chewy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby, come on. The guy's asking not to.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know how many hours I listen to you?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Come on, man.

[Bobby Kelly]

Listen, I apologize. There you go, Bobby. There you go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby. Stop it. Anyway, guys, I love you. Love you, too, Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You gotta stop.

[Bobby Kelly]

J.D. thank you for listening, and I will work on my chewing. Nothing to work on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You have a syndrome, dude.

[Bobby Kelly]

Just stop eating. Apparently I have a syndrome that. I don't know. I'm.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't even know what happened when it's happened.

[Bobby Kelly]

Am I. All right, now, Wait a minute. Now you're adding stuff. Am I sucking and chewing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're blowing and all the same, Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sucking it. All right, so sucking, chewing. I think, really, you've turned into a teenager.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I really have.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is that now? What? I don't get this. I think you turn into a teenager. Buddy, stay on point. You're doing. Hey, you're doing good. Don't ruin it now, stupid. Stay on the chewing and the sucking and this. The loud pitch. Redneck voice.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacksonville's a weird place.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I know.

[Christine]

He had this inside him.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. Can I. J.D. could I ask you a question? Do you feel a little better?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He has to feel better.

[Bobby Kelly]

You have to feel better.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He has to feel better.

[Bobby Kelly]

For sure. Do you feel better? Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

How many times I try. That makes me feel good. That makes me feel good that you feel a little better. Thank you for getting it out for now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Until he finds out, you're never gonna stop that chewing. He will.

[Bobby Kelly]

I've never called before.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can only do what you can do.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can do what you can do. But I tell you what. I'm gonna give it a shot for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

What if, though?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What if Jacksonville turned your whole life?

[Bobby Kelly]

What if I do do it and he stops listening because it's not the same.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. He's like, I don't know. The rhythm's off now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He's not getting that adrenaline dump from his rage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. I feel like Bobby starts petering out middle of the show because he's not constantly eating. I guess Bobby's constantly eating on the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Every producer says something to you about it. Every single producer says something to you about it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's why they have such a rotating cast over there. Constant Bone to pick. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, bone to pick. Are you. Are you the one. Wait a minute. Can I ask a question? Are you the guy that complained on Bone to Pick? No. Oh, okay. I don't ever write comment because I know y' all don't read them. I don't, but I will. I appreciate this guy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I do, once in a while. And the ones like this would make me cry, so good job.

[Bobby Kelly]

I take it that you don't read them. They're not for you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. That's what I. That's how I look at it. It's just for venting the ether.

[Bobby Kelly]

I tell you what, I wish. I wish I read this one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

I wish I read this one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but, Bobby, this is going to be such a big step for you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're going to stop eating between your work hours. Yeah, this is going to be big.

[Bobby Kelly]

Let me tell you something. The fact that he's realized that during the bonfire and all my shows, I am eating udon noodles and. And chips. I'm eating constantly. Like Brad Pitt and Ocean's Eleven.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Ocean'.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't be stopped.

[Bobby Kelly]

The fact that he picked that up is. I appreciate it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Well, listen, you need protein inside of you.

[Bobby Kelly]

I do.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Everybody knows that. Thank you for the call, J.D. wow.

[Bobby Kelly]

What's up?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope in Boston. We should let her hop on the horn with us here because she was news that we. It's. It's our fault. We haven't even brought this up yet. It's crazy.

[Bobby Kelly]

What is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't think we haven't at all. Right. Corey Feldman, Dancing with the Stars. We haven't mentioned this at all yet. We haven't mentioned somehow. No, right?

[Bobby Kelly]

Nope. We haven't talked about it at all.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Hope.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I was hoping you're just gonna have a super Boston Y accent.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, Hope, what part of Boston what part of Boston you from? Actually? Whitman. Oh, Whitman. Oh, where Joe List is from? Joe List is from. It's not really Boston.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like, what is it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it's the country. It's New Hampshire. Yeah, we just. We all say that. You go anywhere else, you say, oh, I'm from Boston. Yeah, we all say Boston. She's really from Massachusetts. And I just want to say, Hope, I apologize for chewing. I was actually gonna say that. I don't think you guys get enough talk. You guys are fantastic. I wasn't gonna come in with a negative thing, but I was bummed that nobody had said anything about fell dog on Dancing with the Stars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, it is right here. It's on our list of stuff to. To go over, and it is crazy. We haven't gotten to it yet, because what I think I'd like to try to do. I know Howard Stern had far more reach than we do for sure at that time, but he did for Sanjaya was kept an untalented singer in the mix for his own laughing pleasure for many, many weeks. And I'd like to hope if you could help us with this in any way you can to get a grassroots movement going to make sure that every Tuesday night, starting next Tuesday, next Tuesday, starting next Tuesday, that everybody and their mother do everything you can to vote for Corey Feldman. Because here's what's gonna happen. I don't think he's going to need his big week one. They're going to play to his strengths. Week one, my guess, by the way, if we're doing prop bets, I'll go on a limb, and I'll bet a hundred dollars to somebody that says. I say he's going to do. They're going to flat out do the way you make me feel by Michael Jackson. It's going to be him dancing with a girl, and he's going to get to Michael Jackson out for one episode, and then. And then it starts getting hilarious. So we got to get this guy through a few rounds because he's going to fight with the dance with his dance partner. He's going to definitely fall the pieces when he's not Michael Jackson dancing. We've seen this before.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you think he's going to try to get her to be an angel and move in with him and eat certain things?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. When it goes haywire, he's going to blame her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right? Okay.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's going to say it's, like, her fault. Like, she's like. It's like, well, I don't know. It's like, I'm not a professionalist. I need instructions or something. You know, he's just going to, like, get whatever the thing is, and I'd be blown away. Blown away is too harsh. I'd be surprised. But there is an outside chance that he's gonna, like, say, like, the problem is his partner's dancing completely, like, saying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Or the Judges, Somebody was bullying him. Couldn't go on any further.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, it's good.

[Bobby Kelly]

I just want to see him salsa. I want to know what everyone would love to see him do.

[Christine]

Oh, Michael Jackson.

[Bobby Kelly]

I would. I would like to see him do a little ballroom dancing, little spinning. I would like to see if he could pick his partner up in the air type of thing. Not a Dirty Dancing ode, maybe.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Here's the thing. He's not very coordinated at all. He just. He just learned, like, the. He just learned, like, the muscle memory thing of, like, those Michael Jackson, you know, I mean, he learned an impression of Michael Jackson, like we all did, and does that. Yeah. But he doesn't have. It's not like it's Michael Jackson. You could have made Michael Jackson a ballroom dancer and made him. He did it everything. He was a great dancer. You could have taught him anything different.

[Bobby Kelly]

There was actual talent.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Corey Feldman is going to eat shit when they're like, this week, we're gonna do the Hustle and then, you know, like the salsa something, you know, Latin dancing. It's. He's gonna. It's gonna be. But we need to see him in a frilly, armed shirt trying.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And that's gonna be up to you, Pete.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now. Now, he was on the first night. I didn't see it. Did you watch it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. It starts next Tuesday.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, it's starting. I thought it was this Tuesday.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yes, we would have been talking about it already.

[Bobby Kelly]

I thought it was my. Okay, so they have to come out. I don't really. I remember the show a little bit. So they come out the first night, and they have to have a dance ready to go.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, I mean, they work out. It's the first episode. Everybody dances, and then they vote somebody off right away.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right away. So someone gets very. I have to be completely honest. I have never seen the show before, and I heard someone in the salon talking about it, and I saw Screamed out loud laughing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I've never. I've watched one episode ever. It was Nikki Glazer first started on. I watched her first episode. Borderline, you know, for like. You want to see it go good and bad, you know, Elaine, she did really good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Elaine Hendrick is my friend.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Really?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. She was the blonde on Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So you're rooting for.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, I'm. I'm rooting for a. Well, first Corey Feldman and then her.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The Topanga is also on.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't believe Elaine's on it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, the star of the show is going to be Corey Feldman for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who? Can you tell me who the stars are? Who's on it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Andy Richter.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, well, he's hilarious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know who the other people are.

[Bobby Kelly]

Elaine. I know Elaine. Who else?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Baron. Baron Davis.

[Bobby Kelly]

Robert Irwin, Steve Irwinson. Hilaria Baldwin.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I like believe that she still does Latino dancing though.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's Elaine.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, nice. Andy Richter. I don't know who that is. Look him up.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is that?

[Christine]

Jordan, child Olympian.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it's gonna be hard to beat her.

[Christine]

Yeah, she is.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Whitney. Leave it. I don't know. But her tits flat. That's a weird mushed down tit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Zac Efron's brother, I'm guessing. Looks just like him. Baron Davis, former point guard.

[Bobby Kelly]

And who's that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Alex Earl. I don't know.

[Bobby Kelly]

So it's not. It's not really Dancing with the Stars anymore. It's Dancing with kind of stars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Absolutely. Well, it's the same thing. It's like the masked singer. It's like, who made that? Someone had a joke about that. It's so funny. Like the guesses they make at first when they realize like, you know who's on the show. Like, at first they start off to like, oh God, is it Oprah? I know that voice. It's Brad Pitt. And they take it off and it's like. It's one of the other workaholics.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I know. They had Dick Van Dyke on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's one of them of the. It's not the one even. Adam Devine is the other. The curly hair workaholic.

[Bobby Kelly]

They had Dick Van Dyke on a couple weeks ago. Did you see that? No. Dick Van Dyke. And you knew it was somebody old because they didn't walk out. They had to wheel them out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The masked singer.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. So it was just a. It was like a gnome that they wheeled out and then the hands moved a little bit. So you know, it's just somebody who can't move. Right. And they were thinking Al Pacino. They were saying Alucino. They said Robert De Niro. I'm like, really? You think De Niro is. Fell that far where he's gonna do the magazine? That's crazy. And then they. They had to take the head off. And he's. He's 97, so he's just in this thing. Probably dying.

[Christine]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Marlon Brando.

[Christine]

Does anyone even know who.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, they started young. A lot of people didn't know, but Nicole started crying hysterically.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Spurginger.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, she Started just going, oh, my God, he's my childhood.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And it's like Christine kind of says that too.

[Christine]

I love Mary Poppins.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love Dick Van Dyke. I love. Listen, I love Dick Dan. Dick Van Dyke is my childhood too. But I wouldn't cry, say, he's my childhood.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He was not my childhood.

[Bobby Kelly]

Your childhood is cops and R B.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bands and a Carol Burnett show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you didn't grow up with cable, right? Okay, you didn't grow up with. You didn't watch Mary Poppins.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Sure, I saw that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. I mean, yes, but, like, I don't remember shitty.

[Bobby Kelly]

Chitty Bang Bang was my favorite movie in my. I would put it in my top 10.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And then you started doing heroin and getting your Dick sucked at 11.

[Bobby Kelly]

Until I sat max, Max down to watch it with dawn. And 20 minutes in they go, this stinks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they were right.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I was like, yeah, this stinks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't have to make people go back. I mean, if you go back, watch Bambi now, it looks like flipbook animation. It's hard to watch. It's like, difficult to watch. The animation is choppy.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang does not hold up.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

It takes so long to get him to be a flying floating car. And by the time he does, and then it's just this pedophile trying to steal kids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your hero, Dick Van Dyke.

[Bobby Kelly]

I, I do love Dick Van Dyke. I mean, he's awesome. Listen, listen, you.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But if anybody wants a little action on that Hunter Buck says he's coming. I'm specific. I'm going super specific the way you make me feel. He's going to dress in that Michael Jackson, the blue. With the tied up blue shirt. And he's going to dance. Basically, they're going to have him, Michael Jackson dance around the chick.

[Bobby Kelly]

So you're saying he's coming out shooting all his bullets on the first app.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Out of the a hundred percent, one cannonball of ability.

[Bobby Kelly]

They picked Dustin. Dustin Hoffman, Tony Bennett, Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman. Again, there it is.

[Christine]

But Tony Bennett's dead.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How do the. It doesn't matter. How do they. How do they not know the level of the show themselves? Like, they can't believe it.

[Bobby Kelly]

You can't believe that Dustin Hoffman and Robert De Niro are singing and it's Tony Bennett. If it was Tony Bennett, you'd be like, that's Tony Bennett. When he started singing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's hilarious. I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's just going. You could tell it's Dick Van Dyke. Cause he's like, you know that Raspy's 97, he can hardly sing, and he's in this costume that he's dying in.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Nope. It's the guitar player from Creed.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Such a bad idea.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think. I think. Let's go around the room. What do you think he's gonna do on his first night, Jacob? Do you think he's going out and shooting all his bullets, or do you think he's gonna do something else and save his bullets?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Can we look up while we see this before we have to?

[Christine]

He's not with a partner.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Christine]

He's dancing with a partner.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Christine]

He's usually a solo artist.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that's why I'm saying I think he's gonna dance around a girl. Michael Jackson around her. It's the way you make me feel. And that's. That's a very specific guess, but I'm standing by that one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. It's kind of a similar style of dance because we grew up dancing together. Hey, Jay, can you pass me a chip?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry. You know what? No, I'm not gonna do that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. But why? It looks like you are doing it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bobby.

[Bobby Kelly]

What?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who couldn't clue that Je called and he said he's sick of you doing this on all your goddamn shows.

[Bobby Kelly]

You're gonna get another phone call from Jacob. Hey, Jay. Jim. Jim asked if you could stop. He gets the bit. But just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob said this when he called.

[Bobby Kelly]

He gets the bit. It's just. It's not working.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Do when he called.

[Christine]

Bobby. That is a line I would use when he called.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jay goes, they're listening. That's what he said to me. They're listening.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who the fuck is they? They're not listening.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They. The royal day.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are they really listening? They. Does anybody think that Corey's gonna try and sing?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait a minute. That's an interesting. Has anybody sang?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's so excited that he has the opportunity to dance and not have to also terrible sing. He could focus just on terrible dancing. Do you know how hard it is to double threat at two things? You're terr. That's crazy. That's why I can't diet and exercise at the same time.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's actually. It's actually a double threat. And it's a real threat.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a real. It's an actual threat.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, let me. So. But he could play an instrument. Has anybody played an instrument? Has anybody sung on? Sang on?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. But I also like to see Is there a thing, Christine, like is the first round. That's what I want to check. Is the first round like a set thing? Like it's always going to be like they're always gonna do a classic, like dance like that everyone knows or something.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's the way it used to be. They used to have a theme for the whole show. Like it could be Michael Jackson.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right. Which it will be at some point.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't think he's going to come out. I do not think he's going to come out.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think he's going to eat. He's going to eat shit. Day one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think he's going to come out and he's not going to eat shit. I think. I think everybody's going to do good and he's not going to be the one to go. They know that this guy is a gold mine for the opportunity. He's going to give off the air and all the crazy shit. He's going to pull the other he. They're going to get rid of some dud on the first one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It says historically some seasons have had specific themes, required dances for first round, such as the cha cha or the waltz in early seasons or performances to the celebrity's personal anthem in more recent seasons, which. So if they're going with that. All bullets first show. Yes. Bobby, you want that hundred dollar bet? The way you make me feel?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll take it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You knock me off of my feet, girl. But he's going to lip sync the shit out of that.

[Bobby Kelly]

I say this, we don't bet. We bet. We bet facial hair. We have to have handlebar mustaches for.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A week and that's it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I can't.

[Bobby Kelly]

Why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because of my I'm ugly.

[Christine]

Will they play a Michael Jackson song?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Huh?

[Christine]

Will they use a Michael Jackson song?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Why can't they?

[Christine]

Because ABC is Disney and they don't want to touch Michael Jackson.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No. They don't want him touching children. But he can't anymore. He's dead, Jake.

[Bobby Kelly]

All right?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know he's your Fred Krueger. I know that he's your Freddy Krueger, Jacob. And you wake up in cold sweats thinking he's touching you, but he's dead.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Plus, Michael Jackson's music is more powerful than pedophilia.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm telling you, this is what he's gonna do. This is my complete guess. That is this.

[Bobby Kelly]

You say he's gonna actually do the video? Yeah. Oh, he's the same outfit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think he's gonna wear the Outfit.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hang on a second. He's gonna wear the white T shirt belt.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's that. Listen. He doesn't even think he's good enough to possibly pull off Thriller. So he's not the only two songs where Michael Jackson follows a chick around and forces himself on pawn. Herb with dance. This is the other one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I think that he.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Where Michael Jackson will not continuously leave a woman alone while he dances around her. Makes her feel very boxed in with no feeling of personal space.

[Bobby Kelly]

I vote Billie Jean. I think he's gonna shoot for the stars and give it all he's got. You're saying he's gonna unload his whole gun?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You can't do Billie Jean and not even attempt to moonwalk. He's not gonna do that.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's going to attempt the moonwalk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He doesn't know how to moonwalk.

[Bobby Kelly]

His equal, his ego says he can.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You think for the first time he's gonna whip out moonwalk on tv? Is that what you think?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You're out of your mind. Look up if Corey Feldman's ever moonwalked before. I bet those girls are all ugly now.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no real dancing here. Except for the. The jive.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know. That's what I'm saying. He's gonna have to do. That's gonna be a lot of like. Like walk like the. Walking beside her.

[Bobby Kelly]

Fighting.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah. In a groove. This stuff.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love that. Michael Jackson put himself in a bunch of gangs in his video.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know that he's. He's always in some gang.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they were always. None of them really had a problem with his ambiguous sash he wears around his tummy.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Nobody. Nobody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What gang is that? Are you guys pirates?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He was a bunch of. He was always in a bunch of gay gangs.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's like. Yeah. Remember when they were picking on him in bed? And then it turns color and he's like, I just went and changed into some Buckley clothes.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob's typing right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

Hey, dude. DJ Lou. Punch Christine in the shoulder and say punch buggy green for me. Thanks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Punch buggy green. Yeah, chica. Ooh. Oh, they might have a car. I'm telling you. Is business. At the end of the video, doesn't he beat up a car and then turn to a puma and leave? To the best of my knowledge, this video ends with him destroying a car, turning into a panther, and leaving.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's not this one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I think it is. There's only one way to find out. Get to the end of this super duper gay song. Damn. I did like Michael Jackson, but his music for children.

[Bobby Kelly]

He is good though, man. He's so good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

You ever see the concert where he comes out and just stares at the crowd for 10 minutes?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

History.

[Bobby Kelly]

And the place just goes nuts?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, history.

[Bobby Kelly]

God, you know, bad. I want to do that at the Wilbur Theater in Boston.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Damn, you're right. It wasn't this one.

[Bobby Kelly]

I believe you're thinking of Dirty Diana.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no. The end. There's one video they put little animation onto. Is this moonwalking?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm trying to find him. Oh, because if there's a moonwalk.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

This is Billie Jean, though. You leave it. Just play. Turn it up. Oh, my God. I've never heard this.

[Bobby Kelly]

I know. This is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Turn the volume on.

[Bobby Kelly]

Sorry. Panicking.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He definitely has the high need stepping in place. Oh, Jesus. Oh, my God. I've never seen him actually when he thinks he's doing Michael Jackson. So what? He thinks.

[Bobby Kelly]

He moonwalked right there. Wow. Let's see it again. So this is gonna happen. I don't think he's gonna do this the first show, dude, it's like rock hard right now.

[Christine]

Well, it's not a great moonwalker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It was not a good moonwalk.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, but it's not great anything. Can I say something? Like the stage, that's. That's not. That's not a great moonwalking stage.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's almost. I know. She's like, can I get the fuck away from this guy? Why am I tied to him?

[Bobby Kelly]

Go back to Canada.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why did I tie myself to this nitwit?

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that the girl drummer right there?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, well, they're all girls in the band. His wife is the keyboard's ex wife now. But that is the thing. Like when he thinks he's has to in this. In his mind, he's doing a Michael Jackson impression. This is. He's like, I'm choosing to a Michael Jackson impression and it kind of falls apart because he's. He believes when he's doing it that it's him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's like. Yeah, I can't actually hit it exactly like Mike, like. No, you're just doing bad versions of what you normally do because it's such a weird. Oh, his psychology amuses me.

[Christine]

It's a similar kind of dance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, they grew up dancing together.

[Bobby Kelly]

Do you want to see his Good morning America intro?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, you know I do.

[Bobby Kelly]

Okay, hang on.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's the Alex. Whatever.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's a podcaster.

[Christine]

Wait, I don't understand the show. I thought they're paired with dancers.

[Bobby Kelly]

These are the stars. But stars is a very loose term. She's a reality. She's a they. You know. So that stars aren't going to do Dancing with Stars. You know why?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They moved on to the next star. They're just interested. They don't make stars of the Dan. The dancers are like the crew.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know why? You know why it's hard to get stars to do be on the show? Because they're stars.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They have other things to do than make buffoons of themselves on evening television.

[Bobby Kelly]

This should be called Dwindling Stars Dance.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Falling with the stars.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, falling.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That'd be good.

[Bobby Kelly]

Falling with the stars. A black hole. Dancing with the black holes.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's good. Oh, that's good. Okay. Crocodile. Her son Topanga.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now, is that. Who is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Topanga? Topanga from Boy Meets World.

[Bobby Kelly]

She's kind of cute. Who is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I'm more of a Maitland Ward from Boy Meets World because she does aggressive. Big black cock. Gang bangs. BBC, Jacob. You could change the BBC if you want to put that in your notes. Big Black is a BBC.

[Bobby Kelly]

We got it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just, I'm saying, for. What do you call this stuff? What do you call what's on the screens of the other radios?

[Bobby Kelly]

Adjustments.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob, Adjustments.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What do you call the thing that's on the screen of the computer or the pdt? Pdt, yeah. Yeah. So you could put that instead. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now the sun.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

BBC.

[Bobby Kelly]

The son of the Crocodile hunter is a little kooky too, bro. He's a little out there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Well, his father was murdered by a fish. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's a lot to talk about.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is a stingray a fish?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, I don't know. His body's fantastic. So he's fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's not him. That's Efron's brother.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh. And yeah, they're both. Their bodies are fantastic. They're doing fine, I think. Is it possible the brother's better looking now?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because Zac Efron's done such weird stuff to his face.

[Bobby Kelly]

He's actually a little taller and a little buffer. I would say a little thinner.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Someone said he's got some facial surgeries. That guard looks fucking crazy right now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like he went crazy with it.

[Bobby Kelly]

He got into an accident.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did he?

[Bobby Kelly]

I got into an accident and his face was a little fucked up, but I think it's. I think it's garbage. I think he's fine. I think Zac Efron right now, he just went nuts. The thing I saw, it looks like he's a different human being, but I don't know if that's.

[Christine]

Was that real wrestling movie, though?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, I don't know if it's real.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I think you look at him.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, that's him right there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look up. Zac Efron.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. That's him right there. That's Zac Efron.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, he does look different.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, well, yeah, the afro does look different.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, yeah. I thought he was a white guy this whole time. No, that's a. I gotta watch more Zac Efron. Stuff, I guess.

[Bobby Kelly]

What does Zac Efron look like?

[Christine]

The stars, the women that are doing that. You know what the buckle fat removal is?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Christine]

There's a pocket of. Everyone has it. There's a pocket of fat in your cheek and actresses are having it removed and now their faces look like skeletal.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is that what a lot of them have it?

[Christine]

I think Anya Taylor Joy got it done before and after. There's like no going back from this.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, the Kardashian mom and Versace got a surgery, this new surgery where it's actually. They look great. Like there's a new surgery going around Hollywood right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's like the fixing people.

[Bobby Kelly]

It looks, it looks. Versace looks. She looked like she was dying. She looked like Grayskull. Yeah. And now she looks all right. And the, the Kardashian mom was looking rough now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's like fixing. It's like fixing surgery. It fixed like old shitty. But yeah, he's crazy looking.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's right. Which one? Where is he?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

All the way on the right. I mean, he's all three of them, but now is all the way on the right.

[Bobby Kelly]

That's. You know what that's from? That's from steroids.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Your head gets becoming a caveman.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, your head gets bigger when you do. When you do those roids anabolics, your head gets bigger. Yeah. You can see there's guys that do roids in their facial. Their little head skull gets bigger. Yeah, she looks good. Look at from what she was 100. I, I. It's crazy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Night and day. Better.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, who is the guy doing this? It's amazing. He should do everybody.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Chris Angel.

[Bobby Kelly]

He should do now she looks like. She looks like Mickey Rourke now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

David Copperfield, I think.

[Bobby Kelly]

Look at her. She looks great. Jesus Christ. Yeah, Kardashian mom.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I want to get fat pockets taken out of my cheeks and put my. Huh?

[Christine]

You look sallow. That's how they all look.

[Bobby Kelly]

We have to get fat pockets taken out of our stomachs before we get them taken out of our cheeks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And I want them in my ass. All in my ass. But I want to have the fattest ass in the world. I don't have like a, a like obnoxious ass. Where like you guys in this room would all say you'd me if I didn't have that gross ass like a DJ Lou.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I want a DJ Lou. Thumper, dude, you can go out there and just hit the dance floor, dude. Break some glass tables.

[Bobby Kelly]

You guys dance backwards together.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kid and play with our ass cheeks.

[Bobby Kelly]

This is a surgery.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Jacob's talking about the fix your face surgery.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, that's the surgery I was talking about surgery. Oh.

[Christine]

You gotta look at the celebrity ones.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But seems to have worked out phenomenal.

[Bobby Kelly]

For all these people on the regular people one. It just looks stupid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Look, is it worth it? I like that question is. Is. What's it called? Plastic buckle buckle Fat pad removal.

[Christine]

Oh, and you can't fix it afterward. You can't say, oh, I'm gonna put the fat back. I look awful. Really, Once you take it out, it's. That's it forever for real.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, it does look good.

[Christine]

No, it doesn't.

[Bobby Kelly]

That girl from. That girl right there. The. What's her name? What's the. The brunette right there. She was in a bunch of.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, they all say she's racist and mean.

[Bobby Kelly]

She looks good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lea Michelle. She looks creepy as Bobby. That's actually the. That's actually the one example of it not looking good on this entire page of before and afters. She's the worst.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, I say to each his own.

[Christine]

Taylor Joy.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, God, look at her.

[Christine]

After.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what you call it?

[Bobby Kelly]

She looks good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, Chrissy Teigen.

[Bobby Kelly]

She looks good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She's a nitwit. Who's this?

[Bobby Kelly]

Bella Hadid. Her face has been like that for a while. That's like a teenager to an adult.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Get that fat pet out of your face. Fat face.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you know what? All right, I take it back.

[Christine]

Oh, that's the one.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, that one. I mean, she already had alien face. Who is that?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Taylor Joy?

[Bobby Kelly]

What is she from Mars? Where is. What was she in? What was the movie she was in?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was in split. She was in. She. She's in a lot of movies where she's kept held captive for some reason. People like to kidnap her and keep her in rooms. It happens in a lot of films.

[Christine]

I think Zoe Kravitz had it too. Which depressed.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

She was in the Witch, which blew. Keep going. She has a lot of stuff.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, the Queen's Gambit. That's the thing.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm thinking that's not what, you know, are from it all.

[Bobby Kelly]

It is. No, it is. It's from. Because I stopped watching that because I thought it was a shitty movie, but it was actually a TV show. I thought they ended it weird.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Keep going. There's something else. Exactly.

[Bobby Kelly]

Remember that? I was so mad I was watching it. I was like, this sucks.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Peaky Blinders.

[Bobby Kelly]

I found out there was eight more episodes and I never watched it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Glass. She was in Glass Split, apparently in the show.

[Bobby Kelly]

Barry, do you know what movie I watched that stinks that made me sad?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What?

[Bobby Kelly]

That new Spike Lee movie with Denzel is one of the worst movies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Straight to Apple.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, there's not Straight to Apple anymore. Apple makes movies, you know, Netflix.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not good ones.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean.

[Christine]

Heard about that. Which breaks my heart. The original is.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm telling you right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's a remake.

[Christine]

High and Low is Akira Kurosawa film.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Oh, it's. Of course, yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Denzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, that I'm staying for these morons.

[Bobby Kelly]

Denzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Carousel.

[Bobby Kelly]

I can't believe Denzel did it, brother. It is. You should watch it. Just to watch it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm a purist. I'm a true to the original.

[Christine]

It's called Higher and Lower.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's so bad.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

High and Low, though, is the Kirk.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who. Who is it again? I'm sorry, What? I didn't hear you do. My ear. My. Hang on, let me turn up my headphones. Go ahead. What was it? What was the name?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You got your headphones up.

[Bobby Kelly]

I got them up. Okay, so there's something blue. Something wrong with my headphones because I.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm pretty sure you stop chewing. If you'd stop chewing, you could hear me.

[Bobby Kelly]

If it was just my fat lips.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He doesn'.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, dude, this movie. I love Denzel. I don't know if you like Denzel. People think he stinks. Some people.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Does anybody think he stinks?

[Bobby Kelly]

Dude, I talked.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's a rare opinion.

[Bobby Kelly]

I talked to Rachel and Billy Burr. Trash Denzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but those are just people who. They just do. Look, I'll take devil's advocate argument.

[Bobby Kelly]

Contrarians.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, just see it. Just to go. Just to say, let's have a back. Let's have a bicker.

[Bobby Kelly]

I love Denzel. The. The. The. All his. I love him. I love all his movies.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Equalizers were all very fun. Man on Fire, Training Day. And I go back to. And a lot of people is gonna date me. St. Elsewhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

I go back to Ricochet.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Ricochet, that's after St. Elsewhere.

[Bobby Kelly]

Deja vu. Good movie. Great movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

How about Fallen, starring him and Elias Cotius?

[Bobby Kelly]

Good movie.

[Christine]

Glory.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't watch that.

[Bobby Kelly]

What the. That's about the Civil War.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't acknowledge the slaves freeing ever.

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean. No, that's not what you want to say. You or the other way.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't acknowledge it. I still don't see it as it happened. Every day I come in here, I see Black Lou and I go like this. I go, no one's gonna do anything. I go, does nobody know he's walking around all year old willy nilly?

[Bobby Kelly]

DJ Lou, like, do you know he's looking?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, yeah. Jim comes in and I'm like, jim, you see this over in the corner?

[Bobby Kelly]

This movie. What'd you say? This movie right now is so. It was sad to see Denzel. It was almost like he was. Let him improv this thing and Spike Lee, buddy, he was doing this weird. And then at the end of it, at the end of this movie, he battle raps.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Denzel does he battle raps.

[Bobby Kelly]

Finally, Spoiler alert. The other kid. There's a kid who does something to Denzel. He's a music exec, Black label.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You don't know this, by the way, but that actually is how the original also ended with a battle rap.

[Bobby Kelly]

Did it really?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't. I don't think it ended in a battle rap because they would have. They would have cut that out of this one.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no, no. They put that. You're right, though. It was a little more artsy because it was. Kirkhale.

[Bobby Kelly]

Who is it?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kirk?

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm sorry, what?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Kirk, growl.

[Bobby Kelly]

Christine, can you bring up Denzel's battle rap at the end of the High and low ever Kierkega. Guard it. Fuck. Dude, it's. It's like this movie, and it's at the end of the movie, and it's this. It actually becomes an all right scene where they're going back and forth, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, they start battle rapping the criminal and Denzel.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

King Kong ain't got nothing on me. Yo, I didn't know you like to get wet.

[Bobby Kelly]

And I. I almost. I just put my hands up in there, like, what the. What you. Denzel, what are you doing?

[Christine]

Jack Vaughn just told me it's atrocious. He just watched it also.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's. It's. It's so bad. You should watch it to watch how bad it is. Do you know what I mean? Like, there's movies that suck. I'd be like, don't watch it. This movie you should watch just to see how far you get.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You guys hate black cinema.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm a big fan of black cinema. Actually, I support black cinema.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's your favorite black movies, dude?

[Bobby Kelly]

Favorite black movie. I'm gonna get you, sucker.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It's goody. I just said I was gonna show Christina. It's free on YouTube. Anybody out there listening? I'm gonna get you suck. A classic. So I showed her the scene. I know what it was. I was telling how Chris Rock has only been funny that one time that everybody wrote a special for him. And then. Well, no, I was saying at home. No, it's different though. I was telling you what I said at home, though.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm pretty sure everybody's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, but if he came up to me and asked me about it ever, I'd be like, yeah, but I said that at home.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wait a minute. You think his special. Which one? Which one are you talking about?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Bring the Pain is.

[Bobby Kelly]

And he didn't write that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That was from the time I started comedy. It was always Louis CK and Wanda Sykes wrote that special.

[Bobby Kelly]

Really? I didn't know that. That.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That's what I was always told.

[Bobby Kelly]

Are they credited?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, no credit. No writers were credited on Chappelle's show either. Just that him and Neil Brennan. But they. People wrote. Kurt wrote. Serious, huh?

[Bobby Kelly]

That's such a dick move. Did you find that rap battle? No, I'm trying to get into Apple saying at the movie because I don't see it clipped right. It's the end of the movie. I love the way she says end. Apple. Very serious. Yeah, this, this is, this makes me sad. When a guy, he did a remake money. When the money is so I don't know, the money or whatever they're doing whatever Spike Lee and him are doing. And I like Spike Lee movie too. I love.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

What's the last one you liked? I mean, are you going back to like, you know, 25th hour, crooklyn and like that?

[Bobby Kelly]

I mean, he hasn't made one in a while. But I did like his movies when he, when he did them.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I like this first one that he did, the Inside Man. He took a crime thing. It was okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Inside man was great.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I know it was okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

You didn't.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You thought that okay, but, but I think he, he redid Old Boy, which was an insane mistake. You're taking one of the darkest, freakiest subplot and regular main plot movies out of Korea and then trying to make it like a movie theater movie was. They just couldn't do it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Can't do it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But Josh Brolin's great.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he was great in the movie. I, I thought it was watchable. Yes, I do. Because I love the original.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

The original nuts.

[Bobby Kelly]

Original's nuts. And the ending of is the like. You got to be kidding.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They didn't redo things like that. The original old boy's got a scene in it. It's a single shot fight with him and about five 50 guys with a hammer. He just has a hammer. And he's in a suit. Such a cool scene.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's awesome.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He beats the of them. They just don't recreate that. He ate an actual live octopus in the movie. Like a. He took a bite into a live octopus. I mean, they can't recreate that in America. What?

[Christine]

I like octopus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

That one died. I'm sure he ate a piece of it off of it.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jacob. You never know what Jacob's. It's gonna be Jacob.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You know, he has an octopus friend.

[Bobby Kelly]

I didn't know that.

[Christine]

Sensitive.

[Bobby Kelly]

Oh, you. Oh, you like octopus as pets. Oh, you don't like that?

[Christine]

They'll crawl up.

[Bobby Kelly]

They'll.

[Christine]

They'll shake your hand. Their tentacle will wrap around your hand and you can.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm pretty sure he's not shaking your hand.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm pretty sure he's trying to pull you.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. He's trying to get you into a bottle so he can eat you.

[Christine]

Yeah, well, it's a tiny octopus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He's gonna kill you. Well, this was a big one. He ate. He just took a bite out of it. It's gross as hell.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it was a wild scene. So again, to try to. It's like lofty to try to recreate that. Then we just watched Spike Lee, his three part Katrina documentary.

[Bobby Kelly]

No good.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, it's all right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I mean, if he's trying to sell the point that New Orleans did not give a fuck about black people, then he's got him. He made a good point. He made a good argument for it. Pretty fucked up. There's people, they were like, hey, we've been in our roof for like three days straight.

[Bobby Kelly]

Jesus.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like there's definitely helicopters that could handle this.

[Bobby Kelly]

And they just left them there.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Who's left them there? It was wild. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Whether just people dying on roofs and shit.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

A lot of people did. Yeah.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Some people did for sure now.

[Bobby Kelly]

Now it did. The black people, the black neighborhoods, do they get their neighborhoods back or did it get gentrified after. Gentrified?

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Did it?

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Most of them did not get their homes. Wow.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Not get their homes back. But to go gentle. I mean, I think it's still like. I mean, a lot of people aren't going to buy there because it's still inside of a bowl. It's like God's cereal bowl, that thing. It really was. It's crazy how they show like something. I was watching how it's built. It's like. It's like water on each side. And then New Orleans goes like that. So it's like Anything over sea levels you like just goes pouring in.

[Bobby Kelly]

Didn't they fix it? I think they fixed it.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't know. I don't. I don't remember Led Zeppelin making a song. When the levy's fixed, it seemed like when the levees break, it's all haywire.

[Bobby Kelly]

I don't know. I don't know if that whole. I. I understand your point. I just don't know if that's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, but.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, maybe that's right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When the levee is fixed, black people gonna be fine.

[Bobby Kelly]

It's crazy. It's almost. It's like the LA fires in Malibu and Palisades. It's like all those houses are going to be sucked up. A lot of those people can't afford to. To wait and. And rebuild. So people, Rich people are going to buy that property, that beef, that beachfront property is just going to go to the next. Next Millionaires.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I'm going to blame you a little bit here, because whether you like Spike Lee and Denzel or not, you have to know Denzel's cashing a check when it goes Denzel Washington and Asap Rocky in. That's crazy. Yeah, Denzel and Asap, finally. Well, Denzel does something De Niro, Pacino together. How they afford that?

[Bobby Kelly]

Denzel. Denzel does this thing now in movies that kind of bothers me where his upper. His bottom lip goes under his upper lip kind of crooked, and he just.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

But he has it the whole time, and it's like, dude, fix your lip, bro. You're filming this, okay? Like, is there anybody going, hey, dude, don't do that thing with your lip.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Okay? Okay.

[Bobby Kelly]

Call up Denzel manager. Fix your lip. Every movie you're doing a lip thing. Every movie, you're sucking your bottom lip into your upper lip, and it's bugging me.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

J.D. it appears your message has broken through. All right, all right.

[Bobby Kelly]

Is this it? Yes. Okay. Please go to the end. All right, so I'll go way to the end right here. Right? Okay. A little. A little. Go a little. A little further in.

[Christine]

Well, Bobby Ivan, I'm gonna.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'm gonna look a spoiler alert if you haven't seen it. And. And there's no spoiler because you should. You should watch it just to watch how awful it is. The end of the movie, this guy is a rapper, and Denzel is the music mogul that blew him off at one point. So this guy retaliates in some way. And at the end of the movie, let's just say Denzel Wins. This kid's in jail, but he's the biggest rapper in the world now. Like, everybody wants him. And he wants to go with Denzel's company. Like, hey, man, I know we've been through this, but right now, me and you. This would blow the world up. And Denzel is like, go yourself. Because Denzel had a moment where it's.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, you know, Denzel's a rapper.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. Alma. He has this thing, all money ain't good money, son. That he says, which is very Denzel, right? And they have this thing at the end where they say, all money ain't good money. Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Lip thing. Did I do good?

[Christine]

It was good, actually.

[Bobby Kelly]

It was good. And I'm watching this. I'm like, okay, I got this. This is the end of the movie. It's kind of interesting that this kid did all this crazy shit. He's in jail. He's successful from jail, and he still wants to work with Denzela. In my brain, I'm like, that'd be cool. Kind of if they did do it. I don't know. Something. And then they start rapping back and forth, and I just. I. I didn't know. I was walking around the room going, I don't know who to call. I don't know. I don't know what to do right now.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Like, I have a question, Jacob. What the fuck is High to Low about? If it's a remake.

[Christine]

Yeah, it's a remake about somebody.

[Bobby Kelly]

I'll tell you, this plot of the Blackmail, it's. It's a. Basically, this guy, his big music guy company's kind of going down.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No, I'm not worried about this. I'm saying if it's rappers in this, it's rappers doing rappers. What's the original? What are they?

[Christine]

Also, I haven't seen so long. He's also a. A wealthy guy, and somebody is.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

But it's not set in the world of music at all. No, that's what I was.

[Bobby Kelly]

Kidnaps his kid.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Gotcha for.

[Bobby Kelly]

You know what I mean? Out of revenge for ignoring him or something like that. Right? Kidnaps the wrong kid. So Denzel is confronted with. The guy's like, his friend. There's his friend's kid and his kids hang out together. They kidnapped the wrong kid, and he's confronted. He's like, all right, I'm gonna pay the money for my kid. They find out it's not his kid. His kid comes home. They took the other guy's kid, and the other guy was like, yo, man, can you still pay the 15.5. He's like, nah, son. Like, I don't know. It's not my kids. And he's confronted with this moment where he winds up paying the money for the other kid. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

$30 million he shelled out now.

[Bobby Kelly]

No, it's 15.5 twice. No, just once for the. But the first time he was gonna do is for. He thought it was for his kid. His kid came up, he's got to do it again.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So why do they battle rap each other?

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, this kid, I'll just tell you the whole thing. The kid was a rapper, sent in his tape and Denzel ignored it. Blah, blah, blah. This kid loved Denzel. Loved his. You know him as producer Denzel MC Denzel in the Muse, in the. In the movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Joke alert.

[Bobby Kelly]

So he's like, you, I'm gonna. Kid wound up going to jail. Blah, blah, blah. He came out, he's like, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take you free money. And he took his son. Wasn't his son. It was the other guy. He says, you still pay me. I'm gonna murder this kid. Winds up paying it. The kid gets the money, goes in and then goes into the. He goes back into the studio to make his album. Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

And just got kidnapped the album.

[Bobby Kelly]

And. Well, Denzel and the other guy find out who the guy is. They actually do a little work and they find out who he is, where he's at. Cops aren't going to do nothing. They go and do it and they wind up get. You know, catching this dude and getting the money back.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Right.

[Bobby Kelly]

And Bobby's guy in jail.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Why do they battle rap at the end of this movie?

[Bobby Kelly]

It's the question.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Dude, it's crazy how much you've explained. I know for sure.

[Bobby Kelly]

But there's no reason for it. That's what I'm saying.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They kidnapped the wrong guy, but there's no 15.5.

[Bobby Kelly]

There's no reason for the battle rap at the end. It's like they just threw this in there to. To battle. I don't understand it. Like, it doesn't. It. It has no value.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Just an art piece in the middle. It's a. Don't you remember? That's one of my favorite funny things. Like Spike Lee's so on the nose. He's so bad. Like innuendo in any way. If you recall, that movie patrice was in 25th hour.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

When that came out, it was right on the heels of like 911 happened in the filming of that movie during It. So there's the scene in the movie. Do you remember this at all? In this movie, Barry whatever his name is, Barry Pepper and the other guys and Edward Norton, they're all looking out. They go meet up at somebody's apartment building and they're all looking outside and it's down the. In financial district. So it's the whole. You know, it's like the. The craters at the time that they were working on. And then for no reason at all, music picks up in the movie. The music gets loud and then it just goes and does a full over minute of just showing the people working on like the 911. It's got nothing to do with the movie at all. Movies, not about 911 or anything like that.

[Bobby Kelly]

Right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

They just show the workers working and just being like. Yeah. Also in the middle of this, remember, workers were working on that 911 thing. Doesn't anything do with any of the movie at all. It's ridiculous.

[Bobby Kelly]

First of all, Barry Pepper has fallen off too.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

No.

[Bobby Kelly]

My God. He went from a pretty good looking dude to atrocious.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah.

[Christine]

He's in a movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Barry Pepper. His name should be Barry. Bay leaves for the least amount he's used because Pepper gets used a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Wow, look at that.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Because Pepper is usually on a lot of things.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So Pepper is in a lot.

[Bobby Kelly]

Well, Bay leaves you have to put in and take out because.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So Bay leaves.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

So it worked.

[Bobby Kelly]

No. Yeah, right.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

It worked on two levels.

[Bobby Kelly]

It worked on two levels.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

You guys weren't. Jesus Christ.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, he fell the off, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

He must have got his fat pad removed from his cheeks. Me.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah, you got. He fell off, dude.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

God damn, dude. Why is his mouth turning into an.

[Christine]

I didn't recognize him. He was in a really cool movie of the alligator movie Prey and he was the dad and.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Yeah, I don't know if I've ever heard the term a really cool alligator movie.

[Bobby Kelly]

Blake Placid, great alligator movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

Probably cool.

[Bobby Kelly]

Probably the best alligator movie out there. Really Unbelievably. Crawl.

[Christine]

It's crawled.

[Bobby Kelly]

Yeah. You want to see a good alligator movie? Lake Placid, great movie.

[Big Jay Oakerson]

I don't.

[Bobby Kelly]

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[Big Jay Oakerson]

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[Bobby Kelly]

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