The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Robert Kelly – "Riot Girl Face"

SiriusXM – Faction Talk, Channel 103 | October 24, 2025

Episode Overview

This episode of The Bonfire delivers an hour of classic, unfiltered riffing and boundary-pushing humor as Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly (with Christine and Don) bounce from racially tinged observations to pop culture and sex talk, landing on an impromptu, irreverent "review" of celebrity nudes, and an anything-goes discussion about body image. True to their style, Jay and Bobby keep things unpredictable and interactive, threading in spontaneous banter with the extended Bonfire crew.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. White/Black Fatigue, Cultural Commentary, & Viral Videos

[01:03 - 13:00]

• The show opens with a joking discussion about Black Lou and the concept of the "whitest" and "blackest" things, with comedic riffs on forced boat rides and cruise ships.
  • Big Jay, riffing on forced boat rides:

    "Force boat rides is blacker than rap. You heard it here first." [01:34]

• Bobby introduces his new YouTube obsession—“black fatigue” review videos, led by black creators. The hosts discuss viral moments in black culture, such as Carnival Cruises, graduation ceremonies, and the difference in cultural celebrations.
  • Christine observes:

    "It's terrifying for the one white family in that school." [06:29]

  • Big Jay (on tiptoeing the comedy line):

    "It was the only thing that will not have me called back to the carpet at SiriusXM for a sixth time." [08:25]

• They reflect on viral videos where tempers flare, discuss performative outrage, and examine both genuine and exaggerated online personalities.
  • The group references Gary Owen, a white comedian working in black comedy spaces, and jokes about “blaccent" and "black scent."
  • The conversation is self-aware, with the crew conscious of what jokes are safe for air:

    "Just know. Eight of them in my head. You could watch. Roll back the tape." – Big Jay [08:33]

2. Black Prom, Neighborhoods & ‘Fatigue’ Channels

[11:06 - 14:50]

• Discussion moves to “Black Prom Reveals”—elaborate celebrations, sometimes in less affluent neighborhoods, and the paradox of flashy displays amid tougher circumstances.
  • Big Jay notes:

    "That cash he was holding in his hand, if it's not a prop, could fix all of their problems. He's like, nah, man, but these shoes, right?" [12:19]

• The crew debates authenticity versus performance in YouTube “black fatigue” personalities, asking whether some who harshly critique other black people are simply playing a part for engagement.
  • Christine provides perspective:

    “I just think that it's just Culturally, I mean, it's just culture differences…white people are very … just quiet people…” [13:55]

• Anecdotes about culturally contrasting barbecues—a comic contrast between Patrice O’Neal’s wild parties and subdued, magician-filled white gatherings.

3. A Tangent into Pop Culture: Dancing With the Stars, Celebrity Text Threads

[15:24 - 19:20]

• Bobby and Christine share stories about friends (like Elaine Hendrix) seeking votes for reality shows, leading to a riff on celebrity group texts, fame, and the quirks of specific stars.
  • Big Jay, commenting on Elizabeth Gillies:

    "That's what this five head did." [19:34]

4. Celebrity ‘Fappening’ Reviews, Riot Girl Face, and Vulva Critique

[21:00 - 42:24]

• The podcast dives into explicit territory, with the group dissecting leaked (real and AI-faked) celebrity nude photos, notably those of Elizabeth Gillies and Victoria Justice.
  • Bobby Kelly, on "riot girl face":

    "Look at the riot girl face. She's—" [26:46]

• Bobby introduces the (possibly invented) term "Riot Girl Face," sparking a debate about female expressions in nudes and a tangent about what constitutes “the perfect vagina”.
• Extended discussion of body aesthetics, porn, “perfect” versus “real” bodies, and how online culture and porn have shaped expectations—peppered with irreverent humor and brutally honest (sometimes crude) ratings.
  • Big Jay, on reviewing a nude:

    "It looks like a Venus fly trap." [28:09]

  • Christine adds:

    "Her. Her clitoris looked like pink eye." [28:49]

  • Big Jay, summing up the segment:

    "We can't just keep reacting. No one's seeing it, but just know there's really ugly out there." [42:25]

5. Stories of Unusual Experiences, Body Acceptance & Kink

[42:41 - 61:05]

• Jay shares a personal—and darkly comic—anecdote about having sex with a woman with a burnt vulva, leading to more honest, sometimes awkward details and a discussion about how body features impact sexual experiences.
  • Big Jay on seeing the burn:

    "It looked like she sat on a saddle that was made of fire." [43:56]

• They riff about the internet’s obsession with labeling some vulvas as “ugly,” referencing forums and advice columns, and landing on a debate: is there even such thing as an ugly vagina, or is it just porn-driven standards?
  • Big Jay reads from a letter:

    “Anytime I think a girl needs a bush, I’m just gonna go, your pussy’s ugly. You should hide that under hair, you freak.” [48:36]

• Bobby references The Godfather and its subplot of surgical labiaplasty—a segue into book vs. film adaptations—and gentle ribbing over Jay not having seen the film.

6. Body Positivity, Belly Kisses, and Awkward Affection

[56:44 - 62:12]

• Bobby shares his affection for bellies—thin and chubby—leading to a live phone call with his wife Don, investigating whether his “belly kisses” are cute or creepy.
  • Don, dryly honest:

    "It's not sexy." [61:27]

  • Jay reacts, tongue-in-cheek:

    "Thank you. Say thank you, Don, her." [61:56]

• The discussion straddles the line between awkwardness and genuine affection, with the group dissecting romantic moves, authenticity, and the gap between intent and reception.

7. Parenting, Swearing, and Generational Humor

[63:14 - 65:05]

• The crew closes out with tales about Bobby’s son Max swearing at school—a result of permissive parenting and fathers who are “best friends,” with Jay ribbing Bobby about his own fathering style.
• References to sports, father figures, and needing “real mustache guys” to mentor sons.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Big Jay (on safe humor):

  "It was the only thing that will not have me called back to the carpet at SiriusXM for a sixth time." [08:25]

• On reviewing viral celebration videos:

  "If they just acted blacker getting on the boat, they probably would have been like, you know what, guys? Wait, wait, wait. Let's rethink this." – Big Jay [02:09]

• On body standards:

  "It looks like a Venus fly trap." – Big Jay [28:09]
  "Her clitoris looked like pink eye." – Christine [28:49]

• On body positivity and kink:

  "I like a little belly. Look at me. Look at me." – Bobby Kelly [57:05]
  "It's not sexy." – Don [61:27]

• On family dynamics:

  "You're not his best friend. You're an adult." – Jay [64:29]

Highlighted Segments & Timestamps

[01:03] — Black Lou's "whitest" moment and boat ride jokes
[04:00] — Black cultural celebrations, viral video breakdowns
[05:13] — Police at black college graduations
[08:33] — Tiptoeing SiriusXM standards
[11:06] — Black prom, neighborhood vibes
[13:00] — Culture clash at barbecues
[19:34] — Celebrity critiques: Elizabeth Gillies, Victoria Justice
[25:55] — The “riot girl face” terminology
[28:49] — Explicit pussy reviews
[42:41] — Stories of burned genitals
[48:36] — Reading “Ugly Betty” and porn influence
[54:36] — Godfather film/book debate
[56:44] — Gut worship and honest affection
[61:27] — Don on belly kisses: "It's not sexy."
[63:14] — Parenting, swearing, and "best friend" dads
[65:05] — Passing the torch/father figure humor

Summary & Tone

The episode showcases the raunchy, open-book humor The Bonfire is known for. There’s self-awareness in how far to push “edgy” jokes, especially around race and sex, but also signature irreverence and relentless clowning on themselves, each other, and modern expectations—whether about celebrity, bodies, or parenting.

Listeners get inside access to how working comics riff, react, and navigate taboo topics, with room for clumsy affection and honesty about self-image. The tone is bawdy, brash, and occasionally sweet, always laced with a shot of humility and absurdity.

For fans of boundary-pushing comedy, candid talk, and the unpredictable, this episode is classic Bonfire.