Slut Folk with Jezebel Sweet

Summary

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Episode: "Slut Folk" with Jezebel Sweet
Date: December 10, 2025
Guest: Jezebel Sweet

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Overview

On this episode, Jay and Bobby open the Bonfire with their trademark irreverent banter before diving into a fascinating and hilarious conversation with musician Jezebel Sweet, a former member of Corey Feldman’s “Angels” band. With the imminent release of the documentary Corey Feldman vs. the World, Jezebel gives behind-the-scenes insight into life in “Feld Manor,” the chaos and cult-like weirdness of touring with Feldman, and the making of the new film. The episode delivers both deep insider stories and the comedians’ relentless ribbing, making for an engaging listen for both long-time Bonfire fans and anyone interested in pop-culture oddities.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Social Media Virality & Comedy Scenes (01:36–08:44)

• Jay and Bobby open with jokes about “the algo” (algorithm) and the emotional roller coaster of their Instagram clips going viral.
• Jay’s viral moment: his clip of a "Free Palestine" heckler at a show hits 9.7 million views, sparking ribbing about “mega-algo” notoriety.
• The pair joke about Rich Voss and his social media posts, including humorous commentary on Voss’s obsession with Jewish identity and odd Instagram activity.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “You got into the algoverse. That's mega alga.” (05:34)

2. Rich Voss Tangent and Comedy Gossip (08:44–14:00)

• Extended ribbing about fellow comedian Rich Voss, his tattoos, physique (“diamond tits”), and Instagram persona.
• Touches on the social media presence of other comedians, including discussions about body image, Jewish identity, and Voss’s connection to the Israel-Palestine conflict (“he needs direction, man needs direction”).
• Quick mention of Opie’s mom’s passing—a rare sincere moment.

3. Pop Culture Sidebar: The Umbrella Academy and Trans Representation (13:06–16:37)

• Group riffs on the latest season of Umbrella Academy, transitioning to a comedic but ultimately accepting discussion on trans characters in media.
• They note how the gender transitions are normalized within the show’s fictional super-powered universe, reflecting shifting societal attitudes.

4. Main Interview: Jezebel Sweet on Corey Feldman, the Angels, and the Documentary (19:00–55:00)

A. Setting the Stage for the Documentary (19:00–23:19)

• Jay introduces Jezebel with high praise, explaining her role as an Angel and her unique perspective on Feldman’s chaotic world.
• Jezebel reveals she only learned about the documentary’s release a few weeks ago when the director contacted her.
• The documentary, Corey Feldman vs. the World, is described as “unbiased,” but the hosts predict Feldman will look “crazy” by simply being himself on camera.
• Notable Quote:
  • Jezebel: “He’s just so crazy. Like it’s just going to show it for what it is.” (23:19)

B. Life at "Feld Manor" (20:05–25:20)

• Discussion of what “Feld Manor” really was—a normal house, not a mansion.
• Confirms rehearsals were often just in the living room, with Angels moving couches for practice.
• On Feldman’s personality: Jezebel confirms he was “pretty insane all the time.”

C. Escalation and Falling-Out (25:03–26:03)

• Jezebel recounts her relationship with Feldman turning dark: she filed police reports; he filed a restraining order against her.
• Feldman became paranoid, convinced Jezebel was a “spy planted in [his] home.”
• Notable Quote:
  • Jezebel: “I wound up having to file police reports, and he ended up filing a restraining order against me. Like, it was a whole insane thing, really.” (25:20)

D. The Chaos of the Band and Tour Life (26:19–32:16)

• Jezebel says she joined as a musician, not a believer in Feldman’s star power. For her, it was “a front row seat to the shit show.”
• Many musical decisions (like Feldman playing guitar or drums) were challenged by the band, but rarely successful—he insisted anyway.
• Tour life: more enjoyable than living at Feld Manor, but still “a mixed bag.” Jezebel left after unpaid wages and Feldman’s erratic behavior.

E. The "Angels" Living Situation, Money, and Food (37:00–39:10)

• Jezebel describes the household dynamics:
  • Initially, Feldman’s wife cooked daily; after romantic rejection, Jezebel wasn’t allowed to eat family food.
  • She often snuck food during the couple’s “weird little sex parties.”
  • The hosts riff on the scenario, comparing it to foster-child food restrictions: “You can have Kool-Aid and Rice Chex, but don’t touch my avocado.” (38:32)

F. Open Relationships, Visitors, and Orgy Anecdotes (39:10–42:30)

• Feldman’s house had girlfriend(s) and guests; he was possessive, and Angels couldn’t invite male friends.
• Jezebel shares stories of witnessing Feldman’s “weird little orgy parties” while sharing hotel rooms on tour.

G. The Production, Shelving, and Release of the Documentary (46:04–47:08)

• The documentary was originally green-lit and filmed with full access, but once Feldman saw the edit, he panicked and tried to halt production.
• The director finished the film in secret; Feldman only learned of its completion days before the public premiere—and reportedly walked out, furious.
• It will be released widely on Apple TV, YouTube, Amazon, and Vudu.

H. Miscellaneous Chaos & Musicianship (50:38–55:04)

• Jezebel notes that Feldman pre-wrote and pre-recorded all material; her role was to back him up—not to guide or improve his (often poor) performances.
• She taught his wife basic piano, learned bass on the fly, and describes the band’s musical frustration—e.g., being stuck playing 30 songs per show.
• Notable Quote:
  • Bobby: “Was there ever a time he sang something and inside, you’re like ‘yuck’ but outside you had to go ‘play it again’?” (28:27)
  • Jezebel: “I was as kind as I could be. We did try to talk him out of doing a lot of things...”

I. Life After Feldman & “Slut Folk” (55:42–57:10)

• Jezebel now plays in a band with her siblings, describing the genre jokingly as “slut folk.”
• Bobby and Jay encourage her to play New York and sell merch with “slut folk” branding.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Jezebel on Feldman’s House:
  • “It’s just a regular house. Not a mansion.” (20:17)
• On the Angels’ Living Conditions:
  • “I wasn’t allowed to work so I couldn’t buy my own food. … If I ate stuff that was his, they would get mad … I would just wait until they were like having their weird little sex parties and then I would go sneak into the kitchen.” (37:30)
• On the Documentary’s Objectivity:
  • “She [the director] did her best to make an unbiased documentary… I think he’s just so crazy [that] it’s just going to show it for what it is.” (23:34)
• On the Open Relationship:
  • “There was another girlfriend that lived there. And, yeah, then like random people would be coming… sometimes random guys would be snuck in…” (39:12)
• Leaving Feld Manor:
  • “I moved out when he was out of town. They shorted all of our paychecks and went to Hawaii with our money.” (51:52)
• Jezebel on Her Current Band:
  • “I call it Slut Folk.” (56:14)
• Jay on the Perks of Being an Angel:
  • “Merry Christmas. Watch me have sex.” (51:32)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Social Media & Viral Comedy Clips: 01:36 – 08:44
• Rich Voss & Comedian Gossip: 08:44 – 14:00
• Umbrella Academy, Trans Characters: 13:06 – 16:37
• Introducing Jezebel Sweet / Feldman’s Life: 19:00 – 25:20
• Police Reports & Restraining Orders: 25:03 – 26:03
• Tour Anecdotes & Band Dynamics: 26:19 – 32:16
• Day-to-Day at “Feld Manor”: 37:00 – 39:10
• Open Relationships & Orgies: 39:10 – 42:30
• Documentary Production Story: 46:04 – 47:08
• Musicianship & Band Frustrations: 50:38 – 55:04
• Slut Folk and Moving On: 55:42 – 57:10

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Tone & Atmosphere

• Language: Casual, vulgar, unfiltered, comedic, sincere when appropriate
• Energy: Fast-paced, relentlessly funny, peppered with darkly hilarious behind-the-scenes showbiz anecdotes

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Conclusion

Jay and Bobby deliver what Bonfire fans expect: raunchy honesty, endless ball-busting, and inside-industry dirt. Jezebel Sweet’s stories pull the curtain back on Corey Feldman’s bizarre world, while the hosts’ quick wit keeps the tone light but revelatory. The episode sets the stage for the highly anticipated documentary and confirms the Bonfire’s place as a must-listen for fans of comedy and pop-culture oddities.

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For more from Jezebel Sweet: listen to her music at jezebelsweet.com or search “Jezebel Sweet” wherever you listen to music.
Catch the release of “Corey Feldman vs. The World” on December 12th, 2025 across major platforms.

Transcript

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And now the bonfire with Big J.

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Okerson and Robert Kelly.

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Yeah, it's the dung beetles.

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Whoa.

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Hey, who's that? Lou? The dung Beatles.

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I was in Friday the 13th part 2.

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Remember the lost Boys and the Goonies? I was also in Gremlins.

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I. Can I say something?

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Yeah.

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It sounds like the Beatles.

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Well, Bobby, I know what you're thinking is you're probably thinking here's a bit of a ripoff is what the young Feldog calls a tribute.

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Homage.

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It's a tribute.

You know, the tribute by using an AI version of Beatles soon that's literally fed into a like. Much like the video is just an AI thing. The song is he Just said he asked AI to make him like a Beatles to. That's it.

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Yeah.

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It's fucking crazy how insane this guy is.

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You can even write a book that way.

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Turns out.

But we have a very exciting thing, by the way, happening early today.

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We got something exciting, but I just found out. Exciting news. Yeah, yeah. Right now.

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Unrelated to.

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Unrelated to the other exciting news that we have. Okay, just real quick. This is a. This is a flash in the pan exciting news. I say it, we move on. Influencer Bob might have another viral video on Instagram.

[B]

Doing what?

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I mean, it's just going. I mean, it's at 200,000. It's just going nuts right now.

[B]

Really?

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Last time I looked at it was 100. Now it's 200.

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Oh my God. I mean, when did you put it out?

[C]

I put it out three weeks ago.

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See?

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No, I'm kidding.

[B]

You didn't put out three weeks ago?

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No, I. Today went out today.

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What's viral?

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It's just a clip I put out on Instagram. It got into the alga. I'm in the alga, baby.

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This is my algorithm. Mike Feeney.

Hey, man, why'd you get rid of that?

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Lou, buddy, I just wanted to throw it out there. There it is right there. The alga. Not that one.

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Not Dan Soder's face right there.

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Christine, there's the. That got in the alga. I'm in the alga, baby. You know, sometimes I find the alga as Influencer Bob. And it's a good feeling when you're in the alga, Jacob. You don't know about the alga. You know, you've never been in the alga.

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Because it's fucking bullshit.

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It's not bullshit, Jacob. It's the alga. And that's why you're not in it, because you don't respect the alga.

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What are you that on that bedroom right now?

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It's at 2, but it's going up fast. And here's a. Here's the thing with this alga. It went up fast. And then they shut it down, which they do once in a while. They took me out of the alga, but someone put me back in the alga. Because in the last few whatever it went up thousands.

[B]

My. My stuff that would go, quote unquote, viral is always like. It's a bummer for the reason that it is. I could tell. Well, that's a good one. I have 600,000 on one of my live stream clips.

700 on a clip from my special. That's What? I mean, it's always like explainable. 1.8 on me saying I got dosed on Rogan, but I say it's Rogan.

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That's a. Yeah.

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No, that.

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Dude, you cannot listen to me. Look at me. You don't question the alga. Are you in the alga?

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I don't know.

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Did that get in the alga? 1.8.0. That's the al.

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I guess so. Yeah. Yeah, that's the alga.451 on me, just doing standup alga that was in the.

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Alga for a minute. And then they took it out of the alga.

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And then me telling Shane about Farah Abraham's dump video.

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How much is that? How much is that?

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1.4.

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Yeah.

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And then the one where the lady yells out free Palestine at my show is 9.7.

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9 million.

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9.7 million.

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Yeah, dude, that's. That's mega algae. You got into the algo. You are into the algoverse.

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The algoverse.

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You got the hug verse. I have.

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That's my biggest one. But it was so topical. And by the way, what a video that I would have thought jack shit of at all. Let's were there for that, Lou. Right? It was like fun, but it was just like a thing that happened. It wasn't like. Didn't seem like a mind blowing experience. She didn't go away crying or anything. Yeah, she didn't go. It was kind of ended. Just sort of like. She kind of just like retreated to her thing and went on with the show. It was fun. Funny moment, but I mean like, geez Louise, it's great.

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But you're in the fucking alga, dude. That's amazing.

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Got that algae reviewed your clip.

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Huh?

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I saw a review of your clip.

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Of the Palestine thing.

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Yes.

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Really?

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It's on YouTube.

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There's a review? Is it bad? Do they hate it?

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No, they're pro.

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J, buddy, you can't get in the algo with hate.

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What are you nuts? Of course you can.

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Not the hate. Not.

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Probably faster.

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No, listen, man, that's not the algorithm. I roll in, brother.

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Oh, I didn't realize.

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I roll in the.

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I realized you were sleazy and easy, Bobby.

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I run in the posit Yaga. Let's go to Rich Voss's. Let's see what he's got going on.

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Oh, why? Are you gonna hurt Rich Voss's?

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No, I'm not. Dude, we got a clip right here. He does good.

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Shrapnel.

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He does good. He's got. Oh, vintage Beautiful Belgium made tapestry.

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What the Is that?

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What is happening to. He put up vintage.

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I see it.

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Oh, wait a minute.

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What is this 750, by the way? For that stupid.

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Oh, my God. He's putting up other people's music.

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What?

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He's put. Scroll down. He puts.

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Is it Jewish? He's super into Jewish stuff.

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No, right there. The guy with the tie.

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What is that?

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What is this?

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I'm sorry, it's Jews. Something Jewish. I told you.

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Is that Jewish?

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Yes. It says right there. It says it's the Jews. A hit song for all the losers, grifters and basket cases.

Maybe you know someone or many to share this with. Yeah, he's really wrapped up in Israel, Palestine.

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God damn it.

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Is Voss. Did his family come here from Israel?

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No, his family. He's Irish.

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Why is Voss so hyped? I know.

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Why is he so Jewish?

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No, why is he so hyped up on Israel?

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Dude, he's old school Jew. He's. He's, you know, he's touching the.

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He was a crack addict.

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Yeah. But he's touching the gates of the old Auschwitz. You know what I mean? He knows somebody that was. Somebody that was there.

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Sure.

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Yeah. He's just. And it's a car. He needs something. Man needs direction. It's either that a 17th century Italian art. What do you want?

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Rich Voss. I know is funny. Rich Voss. I know.

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What do you want, Jay? I. Answer the fucking question. I don't. Do you want to talk 17th century art and fucking quilts or do you want to talk about the Jews in the Palestinian parlor?

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The hilarious Rich Voss that I know.

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Yeah.

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Wouldn't spend time on social media not being funny to really give you a good talking to about Israel, Palestine.

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I'm going to tell you something right now. Rich Voss got caught between worlds. You understand?

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No, he. Please explain.

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He's trying to figure out where he belongs in the alga, and he just doesn't know.

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You're too into this alga.

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That's the problem, dude. You got to be into it. You got to know it and I respect it.

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He's not in the alga.

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Look at. I'm not in the alga all the time. And that's okay with me. I understand it. He's trying to get. He wants the alga, dude. He just doesn't have it. He's out there in the summer doing gardening with Voss. Whatever the fuck it's called.

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Oh, God.

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He's putting up my news and my art and my music.

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Rubbing joint cream with Voss.

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Yeah, if you don't like Rich Voss's Instagram, there's something wrong with you. He is. Look at him without the shirt. You see him without the shirt? I tell you what, 68. He looks fantastic.

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Sure.

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Yeah. Oh, you hear that? Opie's mom died. Shout out. Shout out to Opie's mom.

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Opie. Anthony.

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Opie. Yeah, his mom died. You know that sucks. Yeah, that sucks, man. You know that sucks. You know, all the. Whatever the. I don't have any with him.

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I was gonna say. Are you about to lay like this? I can give him a day off. I heard his mom died.

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I don't.

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Good riddance to bad God.

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I don't know. I don't give a.

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No, no.

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I just feel. That sucks, man. I know.

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Did Vosk get implants?

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No, those are his. Those are Jewish tits.

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Yeah, they're fucking. Dude. Why are they so. Why do they have multiple knuckles?

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What is it, a tit knuckle? What's a tit knuckle, bro?

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I don't know, but they're like diamond shaped.

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It's the tattoos of free is an optical illusion. It makes it look a little weird. But he's 68. He looks great. The tattoos are ridiculous. He's dressed like a chingaling.

He's. He's dressed like. He's. He's. He's been in prison before.

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Wait, what? Wait, now, if you already saying this is serious, it's serious because being serious. Now turn this. Turn this up. God damn it.

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Hey, man. Jay, it's serious.

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This is fucking nuts.

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It's not nuts. This. He does. He's trying to find his way in the rigor rhythm algo, man. He doesn't know how to get in, what key works.

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Wait, no. This is about Skang Fest or something. This isn't.

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What is it? Oh, you want to see stuff, you gotta scroll down about the Jewish stuff.

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But this is not. Is this play. It's serious.

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No, this is Sirius XM 103. Faction Talk. Oh, I'm guessing the tattoos are at Skankfest.

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What are they?

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Grandkids names? Maybe?

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Yeah, those are actually.

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Yeah, in the middle of his tits.

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Those are all the Jewish people that.

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Died right where the cops go, by the way. I swear to you, I thought it was going to say something. Like, it was like four hostages that he's, like, somehow attached to.

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These are the hostages that I met at my shows in Poughkeepsie.

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They came after us one time and y' all got the same sex with my kids.

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These are Skank fest hostages. Four years ago. They were at the first gangs fest.

[B]

I don't know if it's the angles or the shadows, but it looks like you got a T. Like, you know when people get their area. When girls get their areolas tattooed to be something else. It looks like Voss got heart nipples.

Doesn't get a tattoo of a heart over his nipple.

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Well, He's. Dude, he's 68.

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He looks good.

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Fantastic. Oh, yeah, that's funny.

Anything else? Hey, you know, Corey Feldman actually did some really good movies.

At one point. Corey Feldman was.

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He did.

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He was a good actor.

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The only reason I'm saying this, the only reason why. Because I'm closer to him than I am to you. Do you understand? So I'm looking at him going, you know what? I'm. Where who's denying he looks fantastic?

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Is that the hair? I'm trying to think. There's a lot of hair for.

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You know what? Fuck it. Let's get one of these square tit. Loser. You're right.

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Definitely has diamond tits.

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His shadow tits. He got implants. He does.

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He may have got chest implant.

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He looks like a woman that transitioned into a man.

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I'm not. He's got Elliot Page tits.

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Yeah. He's got Umbrella company tits. Whatever that show is.

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Umbrella Academy tits. That's great, man.

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You know what? This is funner, right? Stupid girl guy tits.

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His body's great. I would feel fantastic to have Voss's current body at my age.

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Yeah, I don't like that. His fucking tattoos are like an old lady's fucking garden too.

[B]

But his tattoos are hilarious.

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I know.

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They're so gaily colorful.

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He doesn't even go to church. He doesn' and celebrate.

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There he is.

Says Ellen Page tits.

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Yeah, he's got. Do you think they use Voss's chest to like, hey, this is what it's going to look like.

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Oh, that's what the picture. No, that's what she brought. She goes, give me this.

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Give me. Give me this old Jewish guy's tits.

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Give me an old Jewish man breasts. That's great.

[E]

I know we've talked about before. You just watched episode one, season five of the. That show the Umbrella Academy. When she. When he comes back a he. And they're all like, hey, what's up?

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Well, what are you gonna do? You're gonna go, what happened to you, you queen?

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Do they change the thing? Do they go from they were saying her in other seasons to him?

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Yeah, yeah. She comes back a him and she. Yeah, I'm A him now there.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Oh, she tells. She does say they acknowledge it on the show.

[C]

Real quick, Jacob.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

They have powers in the show, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

So you can do whatever you want. It's not completely right.

[B]

Bobby, I agree with what you're saying.

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It's not.

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Trans is as fictitious an idea as superpowers. Now I don't say that.

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That is not.

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That's not how I feel personally. But I do understand what you're saying. I am more of a transaction that trans people.

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I love trans.

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Fictitious.

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I love trans.

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Just like it's a crazy person saying.

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They have power sleep with trans people.

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Oh that doesn't matter.

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It's the reality.

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God, I want to suck it.

Christine, stop looking at me weird.

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He wants to suck it real nice. It.

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I'm saying nobody is shocked. Nobody is at a pro. Not at least write one person like.

[B]

Let me ask you this.

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God, what did you do?

[B]

Let me ask you this. Was everybody. I don't watch the. I don't watch the Umbrella Academy. But were they on drugs on the show? Because I will tell you this. What I've found from where we pick up our dog from is maybe.

I was gonna say probably.

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And maybe I like maybe.

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Maybe.

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Isn't that the mascara that Christine uses? Maybe.

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Maybe it's me. Maybe it's.

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Maybe I use maybe dark black. Very black.

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It's one of the most terrifying corners.

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Yeah.

[B]

I've ever seen in New York City. Right in the heart of this city. Why it's just junkies and dealers still. And the cops do not give a fuck. Yeah, they sit there too. They don't give a shit. But I will tell you as I see it in those Kensington ads or Kensington cameras. Kensington photo. Which is all drugs. And seeing that drug corner right there, what I will notice trans involved out there an often amount of times and no one reacts weird to. I mean freaky looking trans like because they're junkies also. But when you're looking for drugs, you'll kick it with anybody.

[C]

Did we.

[B]

There's no racial or gender lines or none of that in the drug community. Is the most welcoming community I've ever seen you when everybody's been over like zombies. It's like a college ad. If you took. If you just took their sleepy bodies and put little sweater vests on them. You can just pose them in the college brochures. Hey, come to the University of Pennsylvania and just. Oh, look at white and black people hanging out together all taking naps together in their fucking sweaters.

[E]

That girl dude, guy is back on the umbrella academy. She's trying to give like speeches. Look, look, this is always. And one of the guys like, whatever.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not interested.

[E]

Can we go fight crime?

[C]

Yeah, but bro, you're watching a fucking woke show.

[B]

I will say this. If you're fighting crime, even if everyone has powers, you'd still, if you had to have one thing happen. Lose a chick, pick up a guy. Not a bad trade off. That's why no one cares. She goes, I'm a guy now. They go, great. She goes, I think I was always. Huh? Yeah.

[E]

Shh.

[B]

It's fine, right?

[E]

If Jay came in like a woman, Bobby.

[C]

Batman. Holy jinx. Wonder Woman's a guy. I know and I like it.

[B]

It's fine. Don't make a big deal about it.

[C]

Relax.

[B]

Times are changing.

[C]

Aquaman's a half a.

[B]

Yes. Jacob.

[E]

I'm sorry, you're saying no, I was kind of done.

[C]

Okay. Hey, did you see. Real quick.

[B]

Did you have phone calls coming?

[C]

What do we got phone calls for?

[E]

I'm so excited.

[C]

Oh, let's. Let's move on. Let's go. We have a very special.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Special guest.

[B]

Well, yes, we do have a very special guest. We were talking yesterday about the new Corey Feldman documentary coming out, Corey Feldman versus the World. We. I was unaware that it was even coming out or was a thing that was happening.

[C]

I had my spies on it. They sent it to me right away.

[B]

And we were looking for some insight because it seems like the document. Documentarian, Boom. The documentarian has tons of access. It doesn't look like it's all like found footage. It feels like it's like a compiled footage. It seems like they had a lot of access for what seems like a slam piece, which is what, emotionally I'm hoping for.

[C]

I found out a lot about the documentary, a lot about the director. I did some research last night and I found a lot about it. And this is. This is going to be the documentary that you want, Jay.

[B]

It is.

[C]

This is going to be that documentary. Yeah, he. Corey is not going to like, I don't know.

[B]

Here's the thing. Because I don't know. And I always got to remember if he's done terrible enough things that he should go down for something, I guess. But I don't need him to go down.

[E]

No.

[B]

Like, I don't need. I don't know if anybody go down.

[C]

Not all the way.

[B]

I'm almost. No, but it's like, listen, I don't even know if I want him to have A humbling experience at this point because like he just keeps going and it gets better every year.

[C]

Yeah. If he get. If he has a bottom and then gets normal like DJ Lou, it's not going to be fun. I. I mean we all. I'm glad you're sober. But this year Skankfest was a little. Not as exciting. Was it?

[B]

Somebody got his fucking. Somebody got inside of his fucking head.

[C]

I'm kidding.

[B]

At least to get to knock off the Angels bit because that's what. Yeah.

[C]

It's called the law and lawyers.

[E]

Maybe this was the golden age. But I'm saying Angels years.

[B]

But I'm saying this here though. Like he stopped doing that thing. So whatever that was that he was doing with the ex wife and shit, like seems to have ended. But this documentary takes place all during it. And a friend of the show, the lovely.

[C]

I've never met her. I'm very excited.

[B]

Yeah. Yes. We haven't spoken to her since Soder was here. Bonfire 2.0, she has not been on yet, but I saw in the trailer that she was in the video.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Or that she was in the documentary. So I didn't know if she was a part of the documentary or was like.

Like help with it anyway or she just happens to be in it because that's when they got the footage. So I hit her up and asked her if she would be willing to call on the show. And she very. She's so sweet. She agreed to call us in today and we do have her on the line right now all the way, I believe from Los Angeles, California, it is the lovely and talented Jezebel. Sweet Jezebel.

[F]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

That was a great intro, wasn't it?

[F]

Yeah, I love that.

[C]

That was a great. First of all, I'm Bobby. It's nice to meet you. I've heard a lot of great things about you and I just wanted to introduce myself.

[B]

Jezebel's very, very talented musician. And she was in fact recruited by. And let's not say the guy doesn't know how to scout talent. A Corey Feldman. And she was part of the Angels in the heyday of the Angels. Jezebel. Is that fair to say?

[F]

I would say that's fair.

[B]

And you lived at Feld Manor at one point?

[F]

Yeah, I lived there for about seven months.

[C]

Was that official, that name. Was that what he called it? Was there a name? Did call it that mansion now, was it a mansion? It was just a big house, I would say.

[F]

Just a big house, I think.

[C]

Just a regular house. In Florida.

[B]

Well, then when he would film things like them in the rehearsal room and stuff together, it wasn't like a. Like, it seemed like he would have, like, a. For what? He's doing, like a studio, like an official, like, holy shit. Studio in his house. And they were just like, in a room.

[C]

It was just a guest bedroom.

[B]

Am I right about that, Jezebel? It's kind of like just in a room.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, it's just in the living room.

[C]

Did you guys have. Did you guys have to move the couches out to do your rehearsal?

[F]

Pretty much.

[C]

All right, Angels, get the love seat. Put it in the office.

[B]

Oh, for sure. Oh, for sure.

[F]

Rearrange a little.

[B]

Yeah, the angels were definitely. Hey, what a bunch of hot chicks and wings just jostling furniture around so you could perform music that no one likes. I shouldn't say that. I don't know why I say music no one likes. I like it. I laugh at it enough that. What do you. How do you say you're not a fan?

I can't call myself not a fan. So this trailer for this documentary that's coming out came out. Were you aware this was happening?

[F]

I just found out about it maybe two weeks ago when the director called me.

[B]

So they did reach out to you? Oh, okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

What did you feel about the director's thing? Do you think the take on this definitely is gonna be a. Look how crazy this guy is.

[C]

Did he let you see a version of it? Did he let you watch it down?

[F]

I have not seen it. I'm going to the premiere tomorrow. They flew me out for it.

[C]

Where? Where, where, where?

[F]

In la.

[B]

Oh, man, there's gonna be a premiere for it. I bet it's gonna be so hilariously attended.

[C]

I bet he. I bet he tries to show up.

[B]

No way.

[C]

You don't think so?

[F]

He's not allowed.

[C]

He's not allowed.

[B]

Oh, really? So when this was being made, was this the same director that was, like, there through this time when you were there? Like, when they were filming it?

[F]

Yes. So she was on tour with us. She came to the house to interview us. Like, she. The entire time that I was a part of the project, this documentary was being filmed.

[B]

And did you feel that she come in there with, like, Corey, let me. Let me help you tell your story.

[F]

It was meant to be just like a totally unbiased documentary of the project. And so he completely approved of the whole thing until it got to the editing process.

[B]

That's exactly, exactly what I would have pictured happen. That's exactly What I was figuring, I figured he gave somebody a lot of access.

[C]

That happened to Vincent.

[B]

Randy didn't realize he was being. That he was being. Being crazy enough and thinks he's being made to look crazy and then gets mad at him.

[C]

That's what happened on Netflix with Vince McMahon. They had complete access to him for like three weeks.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then that all that shit came out and he was like, I'm out and he's just walking. I'm not doing this anymore. And they finished the documentary.

[B]

Yeah, they put it out anyway. So did she seem like Marcy Hume's her name, right? Did she seem when she was there, like, was she like through time for the months that, you know, you said you were there for seven months. So in seeing her over the seven months, was she starting to get like an eye roll towards the end of it? Did you see or was she really.

[F]

Just keeping good game face, very professional? She's still very professional. She's still really. I think she actually did her best to make an like unbiased documentary. I think he's just so crazy. Like it's just going to show it for what it is.

[B]

It really is. Yeah. It doesn't hold back at all. She says, like showing the stuff because I mean he, you know, he says a lot of things now are jokes when he goes back. And I do know those shows are Massage Jezebel. You weren't there when he did the wife swap thing, were you? No, the wife swap TV show. He did that with Tommy Davidson. And like, of course, you know, everyone knows reality TV enough that it's like they're massaging that. But he was still okay with the worldview of him being like, I sit here, I, I look at the girls from behind ass view while they exercise every day. Or that I, you know, everyone, he claps his hands and they bring out food to the table and he's like kind of smarmy, but I'm sure they're playing that. But he was willing to let himself look like a guy like a jerk off. Who does that?

[C]

I have, I just, I have a theory. I have a theory. It's, you know, like Michael Jackson. They say that's not his voice. He really talk like Suge Knight. And they have like video of him talking like, yo, was up, motherfucker. I think, I think. And you were. There was every time he broke character of this crazy weird artist, whatever he is, where he was just regular Corey, like when he was on the Two Coreys, like just regular actor guy was some of this. Was he in on some of this craziness?

[F]

I. I don't know. He's pretty insane all the time.

[C]

Okay, well, there goes that theory. All right, well, that's out the window. He was. He was crazy all the time.

[F]

Yeah. I mean, we were good friends at one point at a time, too. Like, he could be really cool and fun also. It just, you know, it. It got dark also.

[C]

So what was. What was the weirdest thing he said or did? Were you like, oh, this guy's. I gotta go.

[F]

I don't even know where to go with that. I mean, the whole thing ended really badly for me as far as, like, I wound up having to file police reports, and he ended up filing restraining order against me. Like, it was a whole, like, insane thing, really.

[C]

He. He had a. You had to file a police report for what? What did he do?

[B]

Well, he thought at one point. I know. I mean, I. You know, it's funny, I shouldn't say I know this for sure, Jezebel, but I've. I've always assumed I heard him in some interviews or some. Talking about something, that a. A spy was planted in my home, or so I think he thinks. That's Jezebel.

[C]

Really?

[F]

Yeah, that's definitely me.

[B]

She's like a sweet musician. I don't think she was a spy planted by any kind of a organized terror group.

[C]

Jezebel, did you have to hang your wings up on the wall when you left this house?

[B]

The retire?

[C]

Yeah. Did you have to?

[B]

All right, they're going up in the rafters.

That's goddamn hilarious.

[C]

I mean, leave them by the door. Jesse. What?

[B]

You said before. When? When? Show. A long time ago. You said, like, he. You know, he's. He sells a bit of a false bill of goods to everybody. Even, like, with the good guy. But it's kind of obvious to see. I mean, I'm sure through the years you've watched the videos. I mean, I don't think I've spoken to you since. I mean, the way he could spin something like the Riot Fest in Chicago video, where he comes out and the song's not playing right, and he starts dancing, then starts cursing out the band, basically. And it's like, so he's too dumb to not show his ass, but then also dumb enough to post after that performance and go, a lot of people are saying we stole Riot Fest this year.

[C]

Is that Josh or is that Corey?

[B]

It's very similar impressions. I only have three voices I can do.

[C]

Hey, Jezebel, real quick.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Now, mind You. I was on tour with Dane Cook for a while, you know, Funny guy. But there was. You know, he did start singing songs at one point, and he did look at me and go, what do you think? And I was like, it's good, man. It's good stuff.

[B]

No, that's not what you said. What'd you say?

[C]

I said, I forget.

[B]

Oh, I'll tell you. Here's what Bobby said. He played why don't you play in the background? Can Jezebel hear it if you play it, Lou? Cause I would enjoy if she could hear Dane Cook's finest ballad, Forward. He played it for Bobby, and Bobby wanted to stay on the road with him so bad. I wanted to stay in his good graces that Bobby looked at him when it was over and went, you did it, dude. I want to hear it again. And you sat there while he stared at you for another four fucking minutes.

[C]

Potato patata. Jay?

[B]

Nope.

This is Dane Cook, and can I be honest with you? And I mean this. He's better than Corey Feldman.

[C]

I've listened to this on a rainy day. I've been at my house on a rainy November Sunday listening to this song.

When I didn't sell enough tickets. Hey, my question is this, Jezebel. Was there ever a time that he, like, sang something or. And you were, like, inside, you, like, yuck. But on the outside, you had to go play it again?

[B]

Yeah, every song, I'd assume.

[C]

What was it? What was there or was it something?

[F]

I was as kind as I could be. We did, like, try to talk him out of doing a lot of things, like playing guitar, playing drums, like that sort of thing.

[B]

Yeah, the guitar soul. I mean, we got to see that up close. And per. Yeah. I don't know if you heard us talk about it, but he tried. He didn't want us. He tried to get security to not let us into the. The Loserville, the Limp Bizkit show.

[F]

He was.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, he went to the.

[B]

The Limp business. So they didn't want to let us into. And the security guy was like. He knew who we were, so he's like, they're not coming to attack you, man. Like, they're coming to, like, cheer and go nuts for these shitty songs, basically.

[C]

He goes. He goes, where are they? He goes, the people standing up.

[B]

Because the people cheering the most will be them. Yeah.

[C]

All the other people sitting down, that's not them. The five people standing up going.

[B]

He's such an egomaniac, too. That I love. He knows it's us. And then Josh Ran over to go slap five of them. And he slaps five. He loves the moment, like, so much still, even though he knows it's us. I gotta.

[C]

I gotta admit, though, like, you're in the midst of it to me, you know, I was brought into it through the Bonfire, J. But it's all perspective. Once you change your perspective just a little bit on what it is. I had the best time watching Corey Feldman doing it. So in. In while you're in the band, was there a. Was there a point where you like, I'm just gonna change my perspective. Like, I'm just gonna have fun. This is crazy. This is silly shit. Or was it. Were you like, oh, we're going to. We're going to make it. Like, this is going to be a.

[B]

We're going to.

[C]

We're going to get. We're going to get an award.

[B]

No, she's not retarded, dude. I've spoken to Jezebel length. She's not retarded.

[C]

I'm just asking a question, Jay. I'm just conducting my interview to get the facts out for the Bonfire fans. Was there ever a part where you were like, oh, this is definitely award season.

[F]

I definitely was enjoying it as, like, a front row seat to the shit show.

[B]

Oh, yeah, of course. That's got to be great. You know, it's funny, I want. Because you. You were in the band at the show that we went to at the High Line in New York, I believe, right? His birthday show.

[F]

Yeah. You were banned from that.

[B]

I know. We got in somehow. And by the way, thank God we got in there because Jacob. I mean, when they started playing Ascension Millennium and Jacob just bounced his way to the front of that stage, he was so psyched for that. He was so excited. Little Jacob.

[C]

Did I give you your shirt?

[E]

I love that you did. So I have four Corey films.

[B]

And again. But that's almost the point of the whole thing. He goes, we're going to play for three hours tonight. And like, you know, you can see the audience kind of have like a. Holy shit. What?

[E]

Yeah, you saw the band also go, what?

[C]

But if you change your perspective, it's.

[B]

Like, yeah, no, that's exactly how I felt in that toe moment. And it was everything I wanted. He comes out and, like, they start playing Cry Little Sister. And you're like, dude, this song actually rules. And he's like, oh.

[C]

I offer the guy at Loserville, the merch booth $500 for a Corey poster. That's when you change your perspective. 500. He's like, I can't do it.

[B]

I need it.

[C]

I need it.

[B]

Ah, shit. He's such a bad singer.

[C]

How was. When you're touring with him on the road, Was it. Was it brutal? Was it. Was it fun? Like, did you guys have a lot of fun on the road? Was it just like, this is.

[F]

It was a mixed bag. I definitely enjoyed touring a lot more than living in the house because I actually got a lot more separation from him while we were, like, on the road. It was fun, in a sense.

[C]

Did you guys.

[F]

There was a lot of toxicity.

[C]

Did you guys all have to sleep in the bed with him? Like Shih Tzus?

No.

[F]

No. I had my own room at the house. And then on tour, we had, like, hotel rooms.

[C]

Oh, good.

[F]

And bunks in the tour bus.

[B]

Was it what you would expect as far as, like, skin? I wouldn't even know what to expect. Like, the money he had when he was younger is, like. Doesn't play out like it would today. I don't know if he made great investments. Terrible. No investments, but, like, what do you think? If you're wrong, you're probably bad.

[C]

He's wearing a gold hood on stage.

[B]

Maybe a family member looked out for him in some way and took care. You know, it's like the fucking bass player from guns and Duff McKagan from Guns n Roses. Like, he's like one of the wealthiest people in music because his dad took half his money when he was younger. And he goes, hey, I bought you a little bit of this little Starbucks company and I don't know, something called Google or whatever or some kind of apple company.

[C]

Yeah, I think it's apples.

[B]

He did that. So he was like a millionaire just off that shit. So it didn't matter. Like, you know, so maybe it was. But did you get treated?

[C]

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Guarantee exclusions like taxes and fees applies to exclusions and details@t mobile.com did you have an expectation like we're going to roll with Corey Feldman? Hello Four seasons everywhere and you know a grand piano hotel room.

[F]

We did have five star hotels.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

The most part that was part of like the contract. The venues provided that.

[C]

Okay, let me ask you guys.

[F]

We had a lot of money issues. Like we got evicted from the first place that we lived.

[B]

Having having to look four girls in bikinis and angel wings in the face. Like girls, back up.

[C]

Guys. Put your angle angel wings in a bag. We gotta go.

[B]

Listen, I know what you're thinking. I know you're thinking the guy you agree to do this for should probably have his house affairs in order.

[C]

Guys, I'm gonna go wrap up my robes. I'll meet you up front.

[B]

Guys, I'm gonna go grab my 15 pieces of jewelry with a piece of Corey ham ashes in it.

[E]

Can I ask Jezebel? Jezebel what was the. What did he feed you at Feld Mansion?

[B]

Like what was Cory Hay mash is also what did.

[E]

What was the daily life like?

[F]

The eating situation was weird. When I first got there his wife would make dinner every day and I wasn't allowed to work so I couldn't buy my own food. He bought. He let me pick out groceries like the first time that we went grocery shopping. And then I think it was like after he realized I wasn't gonna be like a girlfriend and I wasn't like putting out like the situation got really weird and they would get like I wasn't allowed to eat any of the produce because that was all his wife. And then it was like if I ate stuff that was his they would get mad about it sometimes. So a lot of times I would just wait till they were like having their weird little sex parties and then I would go sneak into the kitchen.

[C]

So it was like being a foster kid.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Also listen, you have to not laugh when this little fucking gnomes walking around trying to get on his tiptoes to kiss his six foot five stupid fucking oak tree dumb Canadian boof wife.

[C]

When I was in foster homes they used to not let me. I could only have certain food I.

[B]

Like eating Jezebel Bell sitting in the. In the thing of the golf of the Cart pointing at cereal. She wants.

[C]

You can have Kool Aid and rice checks. But don't touch my avocado.

[B]

Don't touch. That's my wife's avocado.

[C]

Get off her.

[B]

Rhubarb. Weird. Stupid can.

[C]

Oh, man.

[B]

Can you imagine the wife cooking for you? But she goes, guys, what are we having for dinner tonight? French fries and gravy again?

We're having beaver.

[C]

Did they. Did they. This is his second wife then, right? Not the brunette.

[B]

The brunette's not married to him right now. No, the one that. The tall.

[F]

Nobody's married to him right now.

[C]

The tall blonde was married to him and they had. They had an open relationship where they would have sex.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[F]

There was another girlfriend that lived there.

And. Yeah, then, like, random people would be coming.

[C]

I mean, was it any? Was any.

[B]

I think his son was around a little bit, too, which probably explains the dreadlocks and face tattoos on that idiot.

[C]

Was that must.

[F]

There's some of the time it must have been.

[C]

Was there any nights that, like, that was. That sounds like it would be fun once in a while.

[F]

Oh, not my jam.

[B]

But.

Yeah, you know what it was? And I said, when you hear it again from even Jezebel, it's like. It's so obvious. Like, it's sitting right there. He just, like. He probably loved that Playboy Mansion and he was trying to make it in his own house. Just that idea. The thing is that the idea of.

[C]

No grotto, no Jacuzz neighbors right next to you.

[B]

Hey, guys. Welcome to the Playboy Townhouse. Now, if you guys can keep it down after 10, my neighbors work early.

[C]

And listen, you guys gotta park on the other side of the street or you get towed.

[B]

Now, there is alternate side of the street parking. Now you can park behind my Hyundai. Hey.

[E]

Hey.

[C]

So. So you weren't into that jam, but did you have to hear it?

[F]

Well, there was a few times when we were on tour that I wound up, like, kind of being involved in the stuff because we were, like, sharing hotel rooms and things.

[C]

I'm looking at his house right now. My house is better than his house right now.

[B]

Is that really one's house?

[C]

I'm sure that fucking house, dude.

[B]

God damn. Dude. That's a very fucking modest home.

[C]

I think Lisa Lampanelli lived there for a couple of years when she first started comedy. What the fuck is that?

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Then the Playboy house, right behind it, the Feld Mansion.

[C]

We can only have six people over at a time.

[B]

The Feld Mansion.

[C]

So. So how long did you live in the house? For can I ask?

[B]

She said seven months.

[C]

Seven months. And. And was it. So it wasn't hell the whole time you had fun times at certain there were other guys allowed over or was he very possessive?

[B]

Good question. Is a good answer.

[F]

Yeah, for sure. There was a little bit of that going on. He. I think he tried to hide that for me a bit. Like he would kind of sneak them in sometimes. But yeah, there was definitely men coming to the house.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But also, wasn't it a real thing? Like. Like. But you couldn't have, like, buddies over? Like a dude that was a friend of yours or something couldn't come over, right?

[F]

No, I never had anyone over.

[C]

So what you're saying is that they would. Every once in a while they'd sneak a couple dudes into that mix?

[F]

Yeah. And then there was like, a few times that I wound up, like, watching their little orgy parties because we were, like, sharing hotels.

[B]

Oh, nice.

[F]

On the road. And there was. So there was at least, I'm trying to think at least once that I can remember that there was like, another guy there.

[C]

And what was it? Was it. Was it.

Ask the mouth what was happening?

[B]

Like, tyreek, slow down.

[C]

She's Canadian, dude. We're not gonna donk if you keep pumping away like that.

[B]

Hey, bro, leave some for me.

[F]

He was like, part of a couple, so I think they were more interested in the girl. So it was like we. We kind of wound up, like, watching that couple.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

And then, like, Corey and his girls were doing their own thing.

[C]

So it was never like, dude, I can only blow you if you have the angel wings on.

[B]

Bobby. I would watch. I would watch with you. Corey Feldman, fuck your wife.

[C]

My wife?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I'd love to see Corey. My wife.

[B]

Me too.

[F]

It could be arranged.

[C]

Get this.

[B]

Oh, hell yeah.

[C]

She would be like, get this limp dick off of me.

[B]

I want him to do it in a tilted smooth, criminal style hat.

[C]

Don would be laughing hysterically the whole time.

[B]

Yeah. What are you doing? What is this? What is this move?

[C]

Go niece forever, dud.

[B]

Oh, can I get. And before we. Before we get more into the documentary here, can I ask, did you happen to drink him in on Dancing with the Stars? Because boy, oh, boy, was that. It was.

[E]

I wish you.

[B]

I can't believe America didn't find it funny enough to keep him involved for several more weeks.

[F]

I saw a little bit of it. It was really bad.

[B]

He really only can do. That's why I said it's funny. There's people who do Michael Jackson style dancing who are phenomenal dancers. You could tell when they had the guy do it at the Madonna concert. Christine, remember the guy doing behind the Shade? That guy's a dancer and he was killing it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Corey Feldman, he's just getting too old to do it now, but at one point in his life, can almost do, like, a decent Michael Jackson impression. But he didn't know how to do the stuff, you know what I mean? He knew how to, like, mimic the moves, but he has no rhythm. And he found that out so hilariously fast on Dancing with the Stars when he lost to Andy Richter, who I believe is immobile.

[C]

I think he has spina bifida.

[B]

Something.

[E]

Dude, Jezebel, can we. I'm always fascinated because Corey would hire really good musicians. It was one girl that really shreds. You can actually. You're very talented. What was it like having to dumb down?

You're playing to record with your obvious.

[B]

And was the best moment in the world when they made her a dj, when they made the wife a dj.

[C]

Did it feel like being a singing teacher for kids?

[F]

Yeah, I actually did kind of teach his wife how to play piano. And then I actually learned how to play bass for that tour, so I was kind of learning as well.

[B]

You played guitar already?

[F]

Yeah, he hired me as a rhythm guitar player. And then the bass player that they had, like, quit out of embarrassment, like, a month before tour.

[B]

So.

[F]

Yeah, so I had about 30 days to learn how to play, like, 30 songs on the bass.

[B]

30 songs is too many songs for a concert.

[E]

We heard every one of us.

[C]

Cure did less songs than that.

[B]

He's like, we gotta take him through a real journey. We gotta take him through a journey experience. Here it's.

[C]

Have you. Have you ever. Because you're in la, he's in la. Have you ever just bumped into him at a Starbucks or something?

[F]

And I was at this Thai restaurant once, and I thought that I saw him, and I almost had a heart attack. And then I realized it was an old Asian lady in sunglasses.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

Oh, my God. I just realized that he looks like Imelda Marcos.

Is that I sing her name right? Imelda Marcos or whatever.

[C]

Oh, there he is. There he is.

[B]

Hello.

[C]

That's not him. That's not him.

[B]

I thought I saw Corey film. It turns out it was Kim Jong Un.

Oh, my God. So do you know Jezebel, if he tried to. He tried to stop this from being made. You said the editing process came, so he was, like, involved.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And then when it started getting edited, what was happening?

[F]

So it was supposed to get finished a long time ago. And he was freaking out about some of the footage that she had and what she was going to include. And then the whole thing got shelved for a long time. So basically she finished it in secret. This is how like. So I found out about it like a couple weeks ago before he even knew about it.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[F]

He didn't find out about it until the premiere went public. And then they did a private screening for him, I want to say yesterday or the day before. And I was. I heard he basically walked out of it screaming. I don't know if he walked. Watched the whole thing even.

[B]

Oh, man, I can't wait. Christmas comes early this year. That's awesome.

[C]

What's there? A New York City premiere. What's the name of the documentary again? Because he has so many.

[B]

Corey Feldman versus the World Versus the world.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. So. So I. Are you. When you go to the. Are all the other angels that were in it before going to the premiere? Do you know any of the girls that are going? Have you talked to anybody?

[E]

The survivors?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, the survivor Angels.

[F]

Pretty much everyone that was in the film, I think is going. Besides his ex wife isn't going to be there.

[B]

She's the poor.

[F]

The main girls from the band will be there.

[C]

Are you guys going to dress as.

[B]

The Angels Come in full.

[C]

Well, I don't think so.

[B]

You guys should come. Full Angels outfit.

[C]

Just play the songs.

[B]

Don't let him own that. Don't let him own that. You are the Angels.

You guys are the. I would say at the premiere. Yeah, he's definitely not going to that premiere at all. Is it going to come out? What's going to be like video on demand right away or something?

[C]

So he's not allowed.

[F]

Yeah, he's not able to be there. Well, this.

[C]

This director is the real deal. Like, she's done a lot.

[B]

She get a hold of her.

[C]

She's done a few things. She's not. It's not like a joke. It's like she's made a couple really in depth.

[B]

No, no, she's definitely gonna be a great film.

[F]

Yeah, well, even without having seen it, I already know, like, I know she did her best to make like a really, like, well rounded, unbiased like documentary about it.

[B]

Yeah, there's no way to just. If you just Doc. If you do a real documentary on him, he's gonna do it himself. He will do it himself for sure.

[F]

Yeah, exactly. No, she's a genius.

[B]

Who was. Yeah, there was somebody else that's like. They just did a documentary on recently and it's almost like, why are they gonna do it? They're gonna give too much shit. And they just did another. I feel something like that also. It's like, you can't just trust me. Goes. He goes, just at least be fair with me. It's like someone. Another, like, lunatic who's like. You don't realize if they are fair to you. You look crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's what he'll never understand. But he sat and talked to her, it seems like, for hours upon hours.

[C]

I think this is going to be on Apple TV.

[F]

It's going to be on Apple TV. It's going to be on YouTube, Amazon and Voodoo.

[C]

Yeah, Apple TV.

[B]

I mean, thank you, God.

[C]

Well, I mean, it's. It's gonna be crazy to see. Well, I'm looking forward to the documentary, but I'm looking forward to the aftermath of social media from Corey Feldman.

[B]

Well, he must.

[C]

About the documentary.

[B]

Has he acknowledged it yet publicly?

[F]

No, I think he's been radio silent.

[B]

Oh, my.

[C]

Is it going to be security at this thing? Because if you see an old Asian lady that looks like Michael Jackson, you know, it might be him.

[B]

Are you. When you were there. Sorry? When you were there, did you, like, involved in the project still? Was there anybody else there that you were able to roll your eyes with or were like a lot of the other girls kind of bought into the horseshit?

[F]

Yeah, for sure. When he wasn't around, definitely. I mean, we were all kind of clowning on it a little, eating his lunch, depending on the girl.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[F]

You know, maybe less so his wife and his girlfriend. But they actually. They opened up to me both quite a bit about, like, issues with him.

[B]

When he wasn't around without any specifics. Anybody make fun of his wiener?

[F]

Nobody know of.

[B]

Damn it.

[C]

He has a nice piece.

[B]

I think he's got a decent wiener then.

[C]

Does he have a nice piece? You know, if he has a nice piece?

[F]

I wouldn't say that.

[B]

No, I was gonna say. I would assume.

[C]

Wait a second. What do you consider nice? Because I might be in the Corey Realm.

[B]

Bobby, don't set you up for this kind of. Don't set yourself up for this kind of failure.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

I do it all the time, too.

[C]

I got a nice piece. I'm lying flat and.

[B]

Yeah, let gravity do its thing.

[E]

What was the. Can you walk through? What was the. The evolution of a song where he came in and said, I gotta. I was inspired. This is what I Got in my. My head. And then. It was your job to create it.

[F]

No, everything was already written and recorded that I performed.

[B]

Okay, that's good. How about, like, I mean, having to watch him massacre the songs? Did you ever go to him? Like, you couldn't do, you know, he wasn't the personality. You can go, hey, try maybe starting at, like, a lower octave here and then. You don't have to do that.

[F]

No, Yeah, I definitely wasn't telling him how to sing poorly.

[C]

There's a lot of things, like, with narcissists that they do, and they wind up, like, giving you. Like, they'll give you something, but then they'll give you, like, something in one hand and then a pile of in the other. You know what I mean? Like, they'll give you some gift that you're supposed to be like, oh, my God, and it's kind of garbage where you're like, thanks. Was there anything that he gave you where you're like, oh, wow, this is awesome. Like, was there any gift giving or did you just get paid a paycheck?

[B]

Merry Christmas. Watch me have sex.

[F]

He gave me drugs.

[C]

Okay. Drugs.

[F]

A pair of shoes.

[C]

They gave you shoes? Nice. Nice.

[F]

Which I left when I. When I left.

[C]

Well, you had to. It's your. It's the angel outfit.

[F]

I didn't have to. No, I actually moved out when he was out of town.

[C]

Oh, you snuck out, huh?

[B]

Oh, and you came back and that's when he knew you were.

[F]

Yeah, they shorted all of our paychecks. They shorted all of our paychecks and went to Hawaii with our money.

[C]

And then I packed all my sounds.

[F]

While they were gone.

[C]

Sounds like. So was it Jamaica or Hawaii?

[E]

Was it Jamaica?

[F]

Came after you had to be.

[E]

You were all vegans. You were made to be vegans.

[F]

I was vegetarian before being in the band. Actually couldn't have been a vegan because I wasn't allowed to eat any of the produce.

[B]

They were for his Canadian fat rabbit wife.

[E]

And I believe it was Stand By Me. Was that the one when he jumps on the drums for his off?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, yeah, buddy. Those fills maybe my favorite Phil's in all of rock music.

[F]

Why don't we do it in the Road, the Beatles cover.

[B]

Oh, did you catch. Happen to catch his newest song? Characters that he says is a Beatles tribute, but he just. AI generated a Beatles song.

[F]

His groundbreaking AI.

[B]

He made a high video. He's like, computers, man. The future's now.

[C]

Take all my faces and make it an album cover.

[B]

It's so Was there ever.

[C]

Were you ever at a show where, like, what was the craziest thing. What was the craziest thing that he did at a show? Like. Like, Jay said he yelled at the. This sound guy. Was there ever something where you guys are like, man, he's going off where he. Something was going right, where he yelled at somebody or did something crazy?

[F]

I don't know. I feel like it was just so much like that all the time, where he was always having a temper tantrum about something or other. It's hard to really, like, think of a specific.

[B]

If you guys want to live in my modest mansion, you're gonna have to.

[C]

If you guys want to live in my split level ranch, then you gotta keep it together.

[B]

Two of you sleep in the rec room. Two of you sleeping?

[F]

Yeah, I think there'll be a lot of that. Like in the documentary.

[C]

I can't wait to see the house.

[B]

This is so exciting.

[C]

I gotta know what. What kind of car did he drive?

[F]

I. It's hard to remember. I want to say it was like a Mercedes of some kind.

It's been a long time. I. You know, this was like 8 years ago at this point for me, I think.

[B]

Did you get to meet the brother ever that he was on the show with the celebrity boot camp?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. How was he? He seemed borderline normal.

[F]

Yeah, he's a much better person than Corey Love.

[B]

Yeah. It's just like when they were on that show together, Bobby. They did a celebrity boot camp thing with families and he brought his brother on and the goofy wife. That's the one where. Where him and a completely junked out Aaron Carter had a conversation about seeing Corey Haim the bird fly by outside.

He's like, yo, remember you said Corey. Corey Haim's name? Then I saw a bird go by and Corey. Corey film goes. And it was him. Yes. He goes, oh, man. And then he goes to the dumb Canada wife, he goes, he just saw Corey Haim go buy the bir. She just kind of nods like, sure. The trailer for that documentary, when they said, is this a Lolita? I feel like a Lolita. And she's like, do you feel like a Lolita ever? She goes, no, I don't even know what that is.

Saying. No. First, no, I don't feel like that because I wouldn't even know how to describe what that means.

Oh, poor girl.

[C]

So. So now this might bring him back into your life a little bit. Are you worried about that?

[F]

I'm not worried about it.

[C]

You don't care? Are you are you. And you're in a. You have your own music now. You. Are you in a relationship now?

[F]

No.

[C]

Okay. And you do you have a. You have your own band. Are you touring? What are you doing now?

[F]

Yeah, so I actually do music with my older brother and my younger sister. And we just did our first tour this summer actually as like a Jezebel suite, like headlining, just a very small run. We went and did a music festival in Oregon and played some shows like on the way.

[B]

Get your ass out here to New York.

[C]

Yeah, well, we'll hype you up. See you.

[F]

All right.

[B]

We'll hype your up big.

[C]

Now, what type of. Can I. What type of music is it?

[F]

I call it Slut folk.

[B]

I was gonna say techno.

But I just like putting words together.

[C]

Slut folks. Could be a. A shirt. I want that as a shirt. I'm a bag. Slut and slut folk.

[B]

That really. It's a good word to have on merch. I will say Jack Jezebel.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Keep that in mind.

[C]

So that must be nice. I mean that. To finally work with people that you can collaborate with and actually make music.

[F]

Yeah, well, in the grand scheme, music that's good.

[B]

In the grand scheme, really. I mean, it was sort of a blip on our radar of like a career that'll be long, you know? I mean, Jezebel's young and you look.

[C]

Back on it and it's like now that you're out of it and you're on beyond. It's so great that you have this story that you are part of it. You know what I mean? That you get to look back at this and be like, wow, that was fucking nuts. I was right in you of front. I was right in the middle of that split level ranch. Insane Asylum.

[F]

Exactly.

[B]

Feld Asylum.

[F]

Would have been a better name.

[C]

Come on in.

[B]

A weirdo. Jezebel, is there anything else you want to plug? I appreciate you calling us so much. I'm so excited for the documentary to come out. I hope people I know, they can get fine. You at Jezebel Sweet. J, E Z E B E L Suite. You can find our [e-mail]. is there anything else you want to plug? Any live shows or anything?

[F]

I don't got anything coming up right now. Just. You can put Jezebel Sweet into any dark corner of the Internet and you'll probably find something.

[B]

Hell yeah. We love that. Hopefully we'll talk to you really soon if we can get you back on. Maybe we'll try to have you. We'll get the director also. But yeah, if you make your way to New York, please, definitely come in.

[C]

It was nice to talk to you. Nice to meet you.

[B]

After it comes out, we might have more questions, so we'll let you know.

[C]

Oh, we will. We'll be calling you back.

[B]

We'll talk to you soon, Jezebel. Thank you. Oh, wow. Wow. That's going to be a good documentary.

[C]

When is it coming out?

[B]

December 12th. It says, right.

[C]

That's a Friday. Correct?

[B]

Is it?

[C]

I think it's a Friday or a Saturday.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

I'm home.

[B]

It's the week. It's the weekend. I'm home. I'm home now, buddy.

[C]

I'm home too.

[B]

Come over.

[C]

All right. I'm coming back from Canada.

[B]

Where?

[C]

That day, I think that day. So if I.

[B]

So I'll wait till the next day.

[C]

Okay, I'll come. Yes. Okay, I'll come over. That's Saturday. Yes. Yes. What do you look at? Why do you side eye me?

[B]

Because you're gonna go, dude, my son's weeping while I'm walking out the door. And I'm like, bobby, is he crushing pussy or is he crying and holding your foot?

[C]

I bring Max. But you don't like Max.

[B]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[C]

He swears too much.

[B]

You can bring. It's weird how much he swears.

[C]

Yeah, fuck off. Go fuck yourself.

[B]

We were getting. Giving each other. Would Max give a. About the Corey Feldman dog?

[C]

No, he'd give a. About being around you. Oh, he loves you.

[B]

Bring him on over.

[C]

Probably his favorite.

[B]

Let him whale them drums.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That sounds great.

[B]

Please.

[C]

So let's do that.

[B]

Yeah, we have to do that.

[C]

She was great.

[B]

Oh, she was all. She called us years ago and told all this and talked about a bunch of this stuff. Dude, she's. She's great. And I like this. Said that she. That's why I said. When you asked her that question, I was like, no. Said we know her enough though, to know. It's like from the day she walks foot in that house. She was like, I'm here for the story. She just went, yeah, I'll roll this out as long. And then one day he said he was basically gone. And she was like, yeah, bye. Dude, this is weird. She got her fill of the weird.

[C]

Yeah, it's weird to have. Because I was in the same. I mean, not as weird, but kind of the same weird stuff.

[B]

You ruined all my fun, dude.

[C]

Play it again, man. Play it again.

[B]

Stop talking. And started over.

[C]

Because you did it.

[B]

Because you did it, ma'. Am. You did it.

[C]

If there's one thing I am.

[B]

Doesn't Christine's gut laugh hurt you?

[C]

No.

[B]

Doesn't it hurt you? It makes you.

[C]

The honesty of it makes me feel good.

[B]

That was real, dude. She sent that witch laugh through your heart like a dagger, Jay.

[C]

Pain is the pathway of the peace.

[B]

True. That's fair enough. That's fair.

[C]

Yeah.

Wow.

[B]

Hey everyone, we got a couple things to announce right here. We got the bonfire holiday spectacular happening every year and this year it's happening Tuesday, December 16, 7pm at the Village Underground in New York City. Get your tickets to the Comedy Cellar. Comedy Cellar.com. not the Comedy seller.

[C]

Most comedy seller. Yeah, comedy seller, comedyceller.com. get them now because they're gonna go and then they're gonna wind up giving tickets out to rando Europeans.

[B]

Yeah, it's gonna suck shit.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So don't do that to us. Yeah, don't be good people. Also you can bid right now. You can go over to something, some website dude. SiriusXM something. Oh, there it is. You could help SiriusXM in the fight to end hunger and support why Hunger's annual Hunger Thon donation drive. If you go to SiriusXM.com Hungerthon donation drive, you can bid on a chance to sit in and watch the bonfire, your favorite show. Donation drive recorded live.

[C]

Donation drive.

[B]

It is a mean spirited show. But you can come hang out with us. You can studio visit the bonfire, me and Bobby Kelly for a full two hour show, I believe. Right?

[C]

Yeah. And where you can talk. We'll talk about whatever you want.

[B]

We'll talk about whatever.

[C]

We're gonna have a special guest come in that day.

[B]

Oh, the day you come in, honest to God is probably going to be the reunion of Dane Cook and Bobby. But I'm just saying.

[C]

And we're gonna get Opie and Anthony back together.

[B]

Now I don't know what Sam Roberts or Bennington have promised people, but I guess they've been talking about it for a couple weeks now and they're getting people all hyped up because they are dominating us in bids. Dominating to watch their show versus watching our show.

[C]

Those are fine shows and I. And they should get that. They should.

[B]

I think they should get no bids and hunger should continue on.

[C]

No, I think leave them hungry. I said Bennington and Sam should be exactly where they're at.

[B]

Getting a lot get dominated by Bennington.

[C]

But we want. Of course. Well listen, he's a legend. He's A legend in the business.

[B]

But listen, but the Sam Roberts Show. We got a date with destiny with those. Anyway, at least Eddie Trunk.

[C]

We have to beat Lady Drunk Eddie Trump. At least.

[B]

Dude, Eddie Trunks is easy work. Do we have. Do we have Black Lew and. And fucking Jacob? Go high low on Eddie Trump. That's over quick. We gotta take on a crew at Sam Roberts. Now, I know there's a couple of fluffy Jews over there, but there's a couple of guys who throw. We gotta figure out who. We got a double team.

[C]

Well, it's just one. It's Troy.

[B]

That's about Troy, but he got a.

[C]

Little chubby, so he's not gonna catch you if you're.

[B]

That's good. All right, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have him beat the living shit out of DJ Lou. And then me and you attack him from the back. Straight chokes and sucker punches.

[C]

Yeah, we have. Listen, it's about the hunger. We're going to get a lot of money for hungry people. But it's mostly about us winning.

[B]

It's almost entirely about us winning.

[C]

Contracts are coming back up, guys, if.

[B]

You want to know how much. How shitty it feels to be being doubled by Bennington and Sam Roberts.

[C]

Doubled?

[B]

I'll tell you how it feels. It feels not quite as bad as getting beat slightly by Eddie Trunk. That hurts more. Fix it.

[C]

So we just need somebody to donate $150.

[B]

Let me tell you something. You get to come in here and sit in studio with us, and I'm going to tell you something. This building, years ago, used to make you put your bags and everything through a detector and all kind of stuff. You can come up here if you're our enemy, and bid highest and kill all of us.

[C]

No, we're gonna meet you downstairs and hang with you before the show.

[B]

Oh, sure.

[C]

You're not coming in at five on the dot, but you come in at four. Something smoking, talking that shit, videos, taking pictures. Jay's gonna give you a pair of mittens with no fingers.

[B]

They're called gloves.

[C]

I'm okay. I'm gonna give you maybe a hat or one of. One of my bags.

[B]

Oh, a wet half cigar. I'm gonna get one of my bags.

[C]

You're gonna get one of my bags?

[B]

Okay. All right. We gotta throw stuff on here.

[C]

You're gonna get a bag.

[B]

Bags from me. You get 15 minutes to do whatever you want with Christine's body in a closet.

[C]

You get 15 minutes to do whatever you want with Lou's butt. In a route in the open.

[B]

On the show though, Christine is in private. Christine in private. That's going to be tactful. She's a woman. But Lou, whatever you do to lose ass, DJ Lou's ass happens right here in studio.

[C]

Jacob, you're going to get to do a scene with where he directs you.

[B]

He will direct you in a scene.

[C]

And you get to rub your hands over black Lou's hair.

[B]

And then for the first hour of the show, you're going to sit on Bobby's lap for the second hour of the show. My lap.

[C]

Yes. Here we go.

[B]

Now, I don't know if Bennington's offering any of that.

[C]

Nothing.

[B]

But if you bid to stay at the bonfire. Yeah, just a good show.

[C]

Just a great show.

[B]

Just a high level show that doesn't rely on nonsense.

[C]

All right. Well, there you go.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

We better see a jump by tomorrow, everybody.

[B]

Don't fuck us on this. Bobby's going to be in point pleas this weekend also. And I'll be in Omaha live.

[C]

Robert Kelly, we'll see you guys in a few minutes. Hang in there.

[A]

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[F]

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