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It's the true story of the almost perfect crime and the nimrods who almost pulled it off. It was kind of like the perfect storm in a sewer. That was dumb. Do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. I just wanted to know how you came up with the don't be in a D because you're mean. I am not. What did I do? Charlamagne Donkey of the Day. There's a bunch of donkeys out here in this street. That is why Charlemagne is if we live a life where we bite our tongue based off who we may have seen, we never would say on the Breakfast Club, in the words of Charlemagne, the God, he's a donkey. Give it to him. Oh, man. Charlemagne. You giving donkey the day. To who now? What it mean when you on Twitch and it says level two completed, now it's saying level three. What's that mean? It's a video game. I don't know. Oh, okay, Donkey. Today for Monday, November 3rd goes to a man from Maine named Harrison Coleman. Okay. Harrison is 50 years old, and he is facing multiple charges this morning after he was accused of kidnapping his ex girlfriend and threatening to kill her if she did not do what he asked her to do. What did he ask her to do? What task was he telling her to perform? And if she didn't do it, he would kill her. Well, hold on. Let me pull up the news report. Let's go to ABC8 for the report, please. Auburn police arresting Harrison Coleman on Wednesday, charging him with kidnapping his ex girlfriend and threatening to kill her if she did not steal items from the Walmart for him. Officials say Coleman assaulted her, forced her into his car, and drove to the store. The woman told employees she'd been threatened, and one of those employees approached an Auburn police officer who was working a security detail at the store. Police. Coleman was taken into custody after police found him in his car. He is being held without bail until he faces a judge. I hate humans. You know, I have a philosophy, and it's rooted around the whole your thoughts become things mindset. And I truly believe that the things you want to happen in your life you should always think about and you should speak about constantly. But the things you don't want to happen in your life, you don't think about, you don't speak about. But when you see stories like this man, the first thing you think about is protecting the women in your life, right? The first thing you think about is how to keep women in your life safe. Because you don't ever want them to be in a situation like this. Because the reality is we can't control the crazy of other human beings, all right? Are the desperation of other human beings. But you know what's so scary about this situation? This man wasn't trying to get no money. He wasn't trying to sexually assault this woman. This man wanted her to steal specific items for him from Walmart. Okay? Did you listen to us the last hour when we had people calling in explaining how the government shutdown is impacting them. People are hurting out here, okay? I'm not making any excuses for what this man did. He's got to deal with the consequences of his actions. But I'm just telling you that for the foreseeable future, we are going to hear a lot more of these types of crimes. Now, I don't judge people for what they do when they're in survival mode because I understand they just trying to survive. But you know who does judge you for what you do when you're in survival mode? The judge. Okay, I know desperate times call for desperate measures, but please understand these desperate measures are also going to get you a whole lot of time, okay? Only thing I want to tell folks is please don't let your survival turn predatory, okay? Because survival doesn't justify your crime. All right? Desperation and lack can mutate into abuse and exploitation real quick. And that's what this story is an example of. America, I'm telling you right now, you are going to see a lot of economic stress, a lot of economic survival turned into emotional violence like this, okay? I don't know if this man was trying to get these items to resell. Maybe he needed them to live. All I know is when people can't provide for themselves, they take from others, okay? Emotionally and materially. All right? The more a man feels useless or powerless, the more he may over assert control over the people closest to him. And that's not excusing this man's abuse in any way, shape or form. I'm just putting into context the larger American mental health and economics collapse crisis, okay? Because Harrison wasn't just violent, he was clearly desperate. And desperation left untreated turns human need into human harm. America, these are the monsters that you are currently creating, okay? When the system fails to feed the hungry, the hungry start feeding on each other. Please give Harrison Coleman the sweet sounds of the Hamiltones. Now the other thing I was thinking, what if Harrison was just giving her a ride and he took her to Walmart and she went in there and started stealing because she got caught? She said this guy out there made me do it. I'm just saying. I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm just saying that's the other place my mind went as well. So you want to play again? No. Because I don't know what? I don't have no idea. There's no picture. Chad definitely won't play game. But to answer your question, that level two, level three is a hype train. Basically, we getting Mad donations and subs or whatever. People are buying subscriptions, gifting other people, which unlocks the. It creates discounts for subs and things like that. Okay, so it creates the ad. How much ads you watch? Gotcha. So I just need to know who to go shake down. So that is money. That is money. People know that people in here are doing bad and they're gifting people. Sorry, Chad. He doesn't want to play a game today. Oh, I don't know the game to play. I mean, I know the game to play. I don't know what race the person is. Okay, I don't think it matters, though. This is a person. This is a class issue right here. And you're going to see a lot more of this in the foreseeable future if America keeps going down this road. You're right. All right, well, thank you for that. Donkey of the Day. Donkey of the Day is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael the Bull Laminsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go to Michael the Bull dot com. That's Michael the Bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you get the horns. Hold up. Every day I wake up. Wake your ass up. The Breakfast Club. Finish or y' all done it. Hello, America's sweetheart. Johnny Knoxville here. I want to tell you about my new true crime podcast, Hillbilly Heist from Smartless Media, Campside Media and big money players. It's a wild tale about a gang of high functioning nitwits who somehow pulled off America's third largest cash heist. Kind of like Robin Hood, except for the part where he steals from the rich and gives to the poor. Poor. I'm not that generous. It's a damn near inspiring true story for anyone out there who's ever shot for the moon, then just totally muffed up the landing. They stole $17 million and had not bought a ticket to help him escape. So we're sitting like, oh God, what do we do? What do we do? That was dumb. People, do not follow my example. Listen to Crimeless Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your PODC. The murder of an 18 year old girl in Graves County, Kentucky went unsolved for years until a local housewife, a journalist, and a handful of girls came forward with a story. America, y' all better wake the hell up. Bad things happens to good people in small towns. 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